Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20200526052339/@comment-27160012-20200606121300

Zone: Wonderland

Participant: Nnamdi

A few zany days have passed.

So far, I've been on a journey west, finding a few more items along the way and keeping my head low in the meadows or trees. One of the items I found is a demon realm silver-lined spellbook containing offensive and defensive spells. Fortunately, it contained instructions on how to use it. Unfortunately, my first attempt at conjuring lightning backfired and I felt a painful burn on my index finger, except I don't see any burns at all. It's as if I attacked my own soul by accident. I need someone to teach me how to use the book safely, because I wasn't focused at all due to this damn place messing with my senses. I also happened to find a demon realm silver knife, which is great for survival but not so good for combat if an opponent had a sword or something.

I also encountered really freaky weather, like a thunderstorm that rained syrup and it made me horny just by being drenched in it. I wish I had found a raincoat. Back home, rain is a blessing because it causes the crops to grow. In Wonderland's case, it makes everyone want to bang each other like there's no tomorrow, myself included. That's also how I was then attacked by a flocked of six syrup-covered jubjubs in heat and ended up copulating with all of them, with one having sex with me till I poured semen in her while others had me pinned down on the soft grass. I was their plaything until two other male contestants disturbed the action. The whole flock of jubjubs ran over to attack the two guys, which I took advantage of to escape. I found another jubjub who was attempting to catch up with the flock but was so thick and heavy throughout the body that she had some trouble keeping up. She's too interesting for me to ignore and wanted the D so bad, so I allowed her to mount and have sex with me while I walked out of danger, even as I came inside her.