Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-44464716-20200107035054/@comment-44464716-20200205032954

I turn to the presenter. "Ugh... why are they all undead?"

He whispers to me, "This is going to be our Halloween special. And, in a way, the vampire isn't undead. I mean; technically they are, but... it's complicated."

I just glance back at the ladies before looking back at the presenter. "Look; I'm not picky, but I'm also not interested in marrying a corpse."

"Well, you can try to run," He informs me, "But we've made some changes to the studio since the last runner, and if you fail to escape the studio, then the lady that catches you gets to marry you."

I start sweating a little. I don't want to be forced to marry anyone, let alone an undead. But, how am I supposed to choose between a corpse, a wailing ghost, and a blood-drinker?

"Is the run option still available even after I ask the questions?"

"Yes, it is."

Okay, that gives me a bit of wiggle-room. Who knows? Maybe the blood-drinker is actually a nice person?

"We have been married for eight years. How would you balance work, fun, and raising the kids?"

The lich and the banshee both give a variation of, "We wouldn't have kids." The vampire answers, "I will raise our daughters to be proper, dignified vampire girls. You will do each and every thing that needs to be done around the palace, I will have a taste of your blood before bed, and you will retire to the dungeon for the night."

Well, that's the vampire out. I immediately put the question sheet down and race to the nearest door.

"Well, we have a runner, ladies! You know the rules!"

Unfortunately, the door's locked. I try the next door. It too is locked. I look around frantically; the Banshee and the lich are heading towards me in a chase, while the vampire just rolls her eyes and casually strolls towards me, and I don't know which is scarier. But, finally, I find a door that's unlocked. I go inside and shut the door immediately. However, I then notice that the room is almost pitch-black. I search for anything: a light switch, a lamp, a window, but there's nothing to light up the room. I then feel a chill from behind my neck. A shadowy mass emerges in the middle of the room and reveals itself to be the vampire.

"Welcome to my waiting room. They made it completely dark, just as I asked." More quickly than I can react, she grabs my neck and bites down. I scream, but, weirdly, the bite doesn't hurt at all. In fact, it feels oddly pleasant. So pleasant in fact, that my mind just melts with thoughts of this lovely creature with her mouth on my neck, and she really is a lovely creature. Before, I had only seen her as scary. Now, however, my mind can only take in her breathtaking beauty...

Once she's done, she withdraws, and something seems... different about her attitude, as if her brain is melting too. She's shaking, and she runs her finger along her mouth as if trying to understand some sort of sensation. Suddenly, she looks right at my with her piercing red eyes, and she begins removing her clothes: first, her cloak. Then, her shoes and leggings. Then, finally, her dress, until she stands before me with all her beauty. I have hardly any time to take in the sight before she grabs me and starts tearing at my clothes.

"I want you, now," she insists. "On your back, servant." I do as she says immediately and without question, and she rides me until the next morning before teleporting herself and I back to her palace...

Dark Mage, Gandharva, Inari