Talk:Doppelganger/@comment-79.154.205.142-20150503110944/@comment-25930818-20150503123628

Cheapo banana milkshake tastes like banana, but it don't contain any of it. E-numbers, boyeeee

...but the main point here is that a Doppel wouldn't want to marry a woman, because monstergirls are, as we say in Heaven, 'not big gays'.