Talk:Mummy/@comment-26517142-20160508000128/@comment-30700719-20170221001017

"Well, firstly, some Gremlin AA fire forced me to bail out. The Rauser took longer than normal to arrive, and the Sphinx asked me a riddle I already knew. So, of course, she went rape-fest, the noise of my struggles attracted some Mummies, the Sphinx got pushed out like a baby bird from the nest, and here I am. Discussing the prospects of life without spice. What an unspeakable topic."