Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27550231-20160726000337/@comment-27550231-20160922195513

We continue to travel for a few minutes when Dasha's head burst fort from the curtains. "Stop peeking at me!"

I turn back a perturbed look about me. "What? I wasn't peeking! I've been sitting here the whole time!"

Dasha starts to blush. "Why weren't you peeking then! I told you that you needed to learn how to read women! Didn't you see my cute flirty wink? I wanted you to peek!"

I turn back ever so slightly and yell back. "I saw! But I'm not some twelve year old who's never seen a naked woman before! Hell, you've been nude for a good amount of time that I've known you!"

Dasha is taken aback by my words and like turning a faucet on eyes tear up. "What am I not good enough for you? Well I'm sorry that I'm not as busty as a holstaur or can wiggle my hips like a lamia but that's no reason to insult me!" She runs back to the cart crying just as we start making our final approach to Lescaite.

"Damnit. Were almost there! Dasha you get your ass out here or I'm gonna force it out here!"

She then sticks her tail out and it waves it around. "Make me!" Her tail hits me a few times before I loose my patience and yank her out. She plops over my shoulder and lands on my lap, a large blanket draped over her body and my shoulder. I'm about to lift it off of us when the cart before us moves out of the way and the monster guards get a visual on us. The dragon looks at me and the moving blanket at me with suspicion, as she approaches she catches a familiar scent, the same scent that was responsible for the death of her family. She starts to growl and charges when her ushi-oni partner stops her.

Ushi: "Damn it! I told you not to attack people in armor! Not everyone in armor is with them!"

Drgn: "But his scent! It's the same one that killed my parents! Look at him, he's hiding something under the blanket!" The dragon shoves her partner out of the way and reveals a naked Dasha face down on my lap. She let's out a small "Eeeep!" As she yanks the blanket back from the dragon to cover herself. The two guards stare on in disbelief as this has never really happened before and I take advantage of their confusion. Quickly I cover my lap with my helmet. "Oh uhhhh... Sorry about that. You want the proof of entrance right? Let me get that for you!" Dasha's small hand reaches out from the back and hands it to me but before I can do anything else the ushi waves me forward.

Ushu: "You've got some balls on you guy. To do that to that tiny danuki..."

The dragon blushes and bows. "I-I'm sorry for interrupting!"