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What, and ruin his chances at the Lava golem speed date special? Noo, I can't do that, he'll be heartbroken!

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By Druella's orders, all single men in the country are to be given a mamono wife by ballot. Please, darling...agree to be mine. I'd hate to see you be given to a stinking Roper.