Talk:Cheshire Cat/@comment-26948680-20160414224212/@comment-27550231-20160427040052

Hmmmm... I have the sudden urge to be a douchebag father. Ehhhh why not? I pick up the sausage dog, his name is Banetree, and start to goad her with him. She falls over and starts crying while Banetree licks the teats off her face.

Momoe: "NO DADDY STOP! IT"S GONNA EAT ME!"

Me: -exaggerated voice- "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Yes! Your angush sustains me!" I look up at the window and see my wife mad at me for torturing our child. Ahhh what's she gonna do? Not have sex whith me? I don't think she has the gut's to do that, I then stick oout my tounge at her and go back to traumatizing my kid.