Talk:Zombie/@comment-23603505-20140408162338/@comment-26097222-20150219183407

Ever seen those life size silicone sex dolls from Japan? At first a Zombie would be like one of those. Very passive. Over time, she'd get more animated, responsive and attractive. Eventually she'd turn into a Wight. Until that happens, you don't have to worry about ever being nagged by your girlfriend.