Talk:Apophis/@comment-26380985-20160410195202/@comment-27550231-20160411042826

Me: "Pfft... Aabi help me out here." Helmet forms around head "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! -doubles over- Ohhhh HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Oh the haha! I can't breath... Icantbreath..."

Apophis: "What is wrong with you pesant! Don't you know to bow before nobility!"

Aabi: "Hahahahaha! Oh wait you were being serious! Let me laugh even louder! HAHAHAHAHAH!" Me: "Woooooo... that was fun, Aabi helm? -helmet vanishes- So what did you want me for?"

Apophis: "I've heard many stories about you BLACK PLAGUE."

Me: Becomes serious "No one has called me that in years. And yes the stories are true" Aabi: "Black plague?" Me: "This was before your conciousness, back when I was blessed in by the Order. Ive done things that were more than questionable, things that would even make the most devout of the order hero's question their actions."

Apophis: "Indeed, well since I was young Iv'e heard the rumors of you and I always wanted to conquer the human monster and so I triked my way up here and took over this realm to make you my husband, Now Kneel before your pharaoh! If you do so I'll let you kiss my feet~ ~"     -her anubis guards ready their spears-

Aabi: "Awww hell no! I'm not letting you anywhere near my husbando!" Our arms rais into a Muai thai stance  Me: "You should have thought this through a little more. You just invited the plague onto your doorstep."

Apophis: "Guards! Don't kill him, or damage that face of his~ ~" She seductively bites her lip and runs her hand down her body.

Me: "Hmphf. Iv'e fought worse when I cleared the slums of corrupted slums of Lescaite, on my own." Aabi: "Let me at her! I want to wipe that smug look off her face!" Me: "Out of the way f@&%ing nobelmen! Peasant Coming Through!" Fighting as one we dispatch the guards and I let her have her way with the apophis. Aabi: "So the Black Plague..." Me: "Well it all started when I died in war and met a being named Ilias..."