Talk:Yeti/@comment-30537375-20160214062349/@comment-27690568-20160215021409

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge" I groan as I wake up in the dark on some sort of mattress.I Feel around. "Wow these pillows are squishy." I say squeezing two round objects. A soft moan goes un noticed in the background I then hug the mattres and start to feel down. Hmm Odd shape for a mattress I think to myself. The lights turn on and I look to see BOOBS! The yeti burries my face there and asks "Ooooh, I like you, will you be my husband?" "Hrrm hrff mff ff." "Waht?"

"Okay." I say. ANd that is how i met my yeti wife.