Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28530195-20170101031455/@comment-27950421-20170122013358

I nod, "I understand how universal jokes like these go. All you need to do is turn the healing process into a painful joke in which the Waspinate is the but of. Observe."

I grab the Waspinate, throw her into a spinning chair and send it whirling at high enough speeds that all that can be seen of the waspinate is a blur. As she goes I begin pulling tools and spare parts from out of no where. Eventually, after a bit of work I bring the chair to a halt and the Waspinate comes of it spinning out like a top. I catch her by the head lift her off the ground, holding her head still as her body continues spinning. Her head unscrews from her body and her body drops onto the ground and wobbles around like it's dizzy. I put her head onto her shoulders and give a solid smack causing her head to screw back on and come to a hault in its normal position.

At the end of the show Ragna politely claps.

I pat the Waspinate on the head, "There we go, a bit dizzy but as good as new. Well better than new. I took the liberty of reinforcing your... everything. That'll help you last a bit longer, but if you really want to keep yourself in one piece I would suggest getting yourself as the but of various slapstick jokes that don't kill you. It'll help keep the universes karmic systems from blowing you up as a joke."