Talk:Hellhound/@comment-71.85.100.139-20160321024901/@comment-25075355-20160321193701

"Hello, ma'am, my friends told me to...well umm... ask you about... your wiener... I suppose?" I feel like I'm about to burst into tears.

"Pardon? My wh-" she raises her eyebrows "ohh um... was that supposed to be funny?"

"no. sorry, ma'am. I suck."

She hands me a flyer. "Have a good day, sir."

I take it then walk away. "You too, ma'am."

Great! Now I'm a colossal asshat.