Talk:Hobgoblin/@comment-25095137-20140806121149/@comment-213.119.32.191-20140819180850

I'd curse my luck and my good nature, run towards that airhead and grab her before she falls. What I do next depends: If the Hobgoblin realizes that I saved her, proclaims me her "hero" and hugs me, I'd use that as leverage to get the Goblins to stand down. I'd get the Hobgoblin to send them away so we can have some time to ourselves, after which I'd stun her by fondling her breasts and then run away. Or I could take her with me and add her to my harem.

If however, the Hobgoblin's too spaced out to know I saved her, I'd use her as a hostage and force the Goblins to stay away. Then the same things would happen as in the other scenario.

And if I can't get away, well I'd try to become the Hobgoblin's husband and get satisfaction from having saved the life of my dumb but friendly wife.