Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28929693-20160724031009/@comment-26376061-20160728045229

"Ugh. ...did Morgan try dusting the Possibility Collapser again? Never seen an effect like this though..." I rush towards the robots. One of the green things starts hissing, detonating violently. "Whoa! Take out those from a distance." I form shadow spikes, stabbing through one of the bioships and 3 robots. "Who're you?" I address the Italian man, who just jumped on a robot with enough force to crush it flat. "Mario. Who are you?" He asks in heavily accented english. "Call me Shade. Any idea what THAT is?" I point to the turtle. "Bowser. Bad guy." He pulls out...a flower, munching it and beginning to shoot fireballs out if his hands. The block man is actually maneuvering  quite well despite having a rather unusual physiology, pulling out potions and other objects from nowhere. He pulls out a bow, and the first thing I notice is he never readies a bow. The arrows just appear after one is shot. And the arrows...dear god. He shoots through 5 of the guys in gasmasks with a single arrow, eventually hitting one of the bioships hard enough to kill it instantly. I notice a princess in the clown vehicle, struggling to get out. Naturally I run and jump onto Bowser's hovercraft thing. I hear the sound of gunfire, and feel my arm get ripped to shreds. Amazingly, after my fall, the guy in a labcoat walks up, aims his gun at me, and pulls a switch. My arm regrows, and I feel stronger than ever. We go on to defeat the enemies, and they go back to their respective realms.