Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20180807230519/@comment-34904368-20180808100222

I give the guy who asked if they were married a good clap around the head.

Then I began to run, dodging magic spells that felled people in their wake. I was just going to turn a corner when out of nowhere, this Demon stepped out from behind a parked car and I hit her, falling back to the ground.

“Hey, cuteso, you look li-”

Her sentence was cut off courtsey of a Minotaur from the opposite side, who threw her across the street screaming “HE’S MINE!” I took the chance to dive aside before she could pick up her-FUCKHEUG AXE

I dodged it as it spiralled across the street, embedding itself in a parked car, in what I presumed to be an attempt to pin me to the door. I molded into the crowd, just barely diving out of the way of a few Imps and a Devil.

Eeeuugh, no Lolis.

In front of the crowd, driving at a speed that nobody could catch up, yet they could follow, was the van for the organization. Several men were i side, with rope ladders the tossed out the back. A Harpy dived down and caught one of the ladders, before ascending sharply and dragging someone out of the van screaming.

I jumped and the end of my hands just managedto catch the end of one ladder, as the hauled me aboard the van. I took a final glance back, seeing the rest of the crowd overtaken by sex-crazed monsters, before turning back.

“We’re leaving this crapsack city, don’t you worry!” Yelled the driver.

“Yeah, we’s gonna get somewhere safe. A club for REALLY high end monsters down in ‘da country.”

I sighed in relief. At least I had a good chance of getting some nice lady who could perhaps talk to me instead of-

We had just arrived at the bridge that led the road over a sheer drop into a river, when we saw the border guards and FUCK JESUS CHRIST BAPHOME-

Nobody even had time to speak as she carved half of the van off and sent it spinning into the air like a paper ball. It was not the half I was in, thankfully. Had I not shifted in my seat my hip would have been gone, kaput.

The other half of the van, on the other hand, drifted sharply to the right, before hitting the crash barrier at 80 kilometers per hour and ejected its passengers. The driver was tossed through the windscreen, I was flung through the roof, and the two other men had barreled out through a door that fell off. All down fifty meters into the gorge below.

I didn’t see the two others falling, or the driver, or the rest of the van occupants, but I heard them hit the water hard. Same went for me, as I eropped and hit the concrete like a sandbag. Jesus, the pain.

I pushed myself out of the water, feeling sorry for myself, when the driver shouted, pointed up, then all went black.



I woke up, feeling strange and light. Wiping the sleep from my tired eyes, I woke up to see I was on a bed of white silk, with plush pillows and a breakfast sitting on the bedside cabinet that would make Gordon Ramsay boow a load.

The door clicked open to my right, as a figure clad in just a grey, strangely revealing cardigan, and panties walked in. She was a beauty. Tanned, with juuust a small hint of-

Red cracks?

Shit, she was a Pharaoh! That guy wasn’t kidding when he said “high end.” I simply walked over and kneeled in front of her smiling figure. Ey hey, the high life.