User blog:AfricanHaremKing/WWYD Kobold

You're just going with your friend to see his lover, an kobold. Ironicaly, she isn't alone, in fact, she lives along with her twin sister. Your have a crush on his lover's twin.

Since your friend is in a relationship, he'll do anthing to protect his girlfriend. Although, when someone tries to fuck her, he'll beat them badly and throw them outside, regardless of weather.

After some time you went to see your crush's room, and want to pin her. You pinned her with your eyes close. As you open them up, you actually pinned your friend's capanion. Your crush is on the other bed of the room. Your friend enters the room, and makes a face of anger.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" he roars, "TRYING TO RAPE MY BITCH?! THAT AIN'T HAPPENING HERE AS WELL, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PLAYBOY!"

What would you do?

January 11 by A Wikia contributor

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(Their's some issues with this setup I would never wander into a room of someone I like and attack her. I got more game then that. So, I changed it to a setup by the sisters which is more realistic.)

"Calm the fuck down. I'm teaching her self defense you know I'm all about her sister Vivian!"

"Nah, that ain't good enough." He cracks his knuckles.

"Fuck you it ain't good enough. Vivian over everything! And she told me to do this."

He looks to Vivian and she says "Harem, were you helping me move in with you or were you hiring movers?"

At that point my G sense was tingling I look at her close, Vivian was actually his girl dressed as Vivian.

I start laughing. "It's a con. This is Vivian why else would her legs be wrapped around me. You wanna move in that bad?"

We kiss she giggles and Leroy grabs me "Look close!" I yell as his girl stops him. I laugh. "That's pretty bad. I recognized your girl before you did. Twin or not you couldn't fool my heart."

Vivian laughs. "Whatever, you were scared."

I scoffed. "Of Leroy? Please, that's why I never got up off you right? Anyway I can tell who my woman is I sensed it."

Embarassed. With his girl glaring at him Leroy snatched me up and hit me. I punched him he tackled me then we tear up their apartment with our brawl.

They toss us out and dump us.

"Had to play romeo, this is your fault smart ass." Leroy says.

"No it's your fault dumbass. No, not you Vivian, .. uhhm hmm unnhmm, but you moving in with me anyway. That's their problem- hello, hello."

"Man forget them the Inari twin Sheila been flirting with me anyway. I can hook you up with her sister."

"Dumbass! She didn't hang up she was telling her sister who got on and heard that! She still got that 12 gauge with demon silver slugs?"

We ran.