Talk:Dark Mage/@comment-29135155-20170227135405/@comment-27950421-20170414155439

Oh noes, such a terrible fate, they're gonna all get super powers and inhuman features that in no way detracts from their attractiveness.

As a man, I'd be jealous. I want a tail. Could you imagine how many more groceries I could get in one trip if I had a tail?