User blog comment:Flamebiplane/Nope Gadget Failure Report/@comment-27950421-20161103141943/@comment-27950421-20161103144824

I shuffle through some papers, "Yeah a few of them don't, let's see... Nope Jetpack ran out of fuel and the man got stranded on a brachiosaurs head... man said hey y'all watch this before strapping on his Nope Speed shoes and was never seen from again... uh... here's one about a guy using a Nope Speed Boat to escape a Lagia only to crash his boat into a Mosa, the Mosa was unharmed and the marriage is scheduled for next June..."