Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-31401828-20170409082858/@comment-30700719-20170411021723

"Well, I'm glad I brought a flask of apple cider!" I look around. The exits aren't being guarded, but some of the guys who didn't drink the wine are getting glomped by about three girls each, and some of them look like they are missing out. Well, that eliminates the standard exits. I turn and dash up some stairs, running through the hallways. About fifteen seconds in, I hear the slither of scales on sandstone. "Oh, shit just got real!" I smash through a door, knocking aside some Anubi who were on break, apparently. I open the other door and keep going. "ICARUS, get the Rauser to the window closest to me!"  I run towards the window at full speed, with thumping noises on my heels. The window is quite high up, actually, and you can see most of the desert city from this side of the building. I'm almost there...just a couple seconds more...The tip of a purple tail coils around my ankle, making me trip. The trip also wrenches the tail away. I slowly crawl backwards, my eyes on the Apophis. "Why me? There are stronger dudes out there, men who would love to be on the throne!" All the while, she keeps steadily advancing. "You were the only one who caught my eye. There may be stronger, yes, and their may be smarter, yes, but I choose you." I fling out a hand, palm towards the Apophis. "Wait! Let me give you a gift!" I fabricate a red-and-white Pokéball, and hold it behind my back. I stand up and say, "Close your eyes." She keeps moving, but still does as I say. I hand her the sphere. "This will instantly take you to wherever I was last. Simply press the button." I jump out the window and onto the wing of the Rauser. She looks down at the ball and experimentally presses the button. A blue wash of energy sucks her into it. Inside is a small note.

'You just got pranked, bro!'