User blog:Ore-samma/Short-shot Holstaur (GTA Crossover) (Driving lessons) (no lewd)

Hello Fans, Ore-Samma here!

This one is a fan request from this forum = https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000068446/r/4400000000000453935

This one was quite easy to write as the details given were as follows = teaching your wife to drive while being attacked constantly by tryhards on mk 2 oppressors and aliens".

Crossing the MGE with GTA? Okay, not quite what to make of it, but here it is below! Very humorous story!

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Ever your Servant -

Ore-Samma

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Belle! Turn! Turn! Oh my goodness! Quick!

“What, here?” Belle mooed as her car just barely missed a four way smash and pile up. “I must say, the traffic in Vice City is just awful! No one is obeying the speed limit, the traffic lights or anything!”

I flinched as a stray RPG round detonated right beside us. “Well, no one ever does! You’re the first I’ve ever seen!”

“Well that’s just silly! See? There are plenty of people who are driving correctly!”

“They’re not people, Belle!” I cried out looking straight into the barrel of a gun of a gang member on a motorcycle who pulled up at the stoplight.

“What do you mean, they are not people?” Belle said, turning into the motorcycle and running over the gang member as he cried out in agony. “There are plenty of people driving correctly, what about that guy in the red truck?”

“That’s not a person! It’s an NPC!”

“What’s an NPC?”

“It’s a computer person!”

“See? You just said it was a person!” Belle whined as she stopped at a stop light just before an armored SUV would have plowed into her. It skidded, trying to correct itself to hit her but rolled over and smacked into a car full of people from the UBERDEATHSQUAD clan, causing it to explode.

“Oh my! Should we go and help them? Do you get points for helping injured people?”

“Belle! Belle! Quick! Drive!” I cried out, seeing a cheat hack UFO firing several missiles at us.

“Okay! Sheesh! The light just turned green.”

I flinched again as the missiles detonated right behind us, causing SITHLORD554’s tank to jump in the air and landed in front of us.

“Yikes! Can tanks jump like that?” Belle mooed as she swerved around it, with its cannon barrel trying to keep up.

“No! It was hit by several rockets!”

“When did that happen?” Belle said as she made a right turn causing the tanks’ round to eliminate GIOBRONEY1212 who actually landed a few bullets on our car.

“Did something hit our car?”

I looked and realized it was high caliber rounds and our car went from smoking to having the engine compartment to burst into flame.

“Oooohhh dear!” Belle mooed as she swerved into a back alley while the UFO collided with an attack helicopter, both of them falling to the ground expelling all their ammo, desperate to hit us before they smashed into the ground in a burning wreck.

“I think there is a repair shop here, right?”

I felt my palms sweat. “Belle, we’ve got to bail out!” I cried out. “The car will explode any second!”

“But I just got this car, it cost all my money to get it, I won’t be able to get another one! Ah! Here it is- the repair shop.” She cried out and pulled right in. The metal shutter closed just before a military half-track smashed into it causing an awful rumble.

“Geez the people here aren’t very friendly wouldn’t you say?” Belle mused as she drove past a few of CLANUBERMARCH who were running around on fire and screaming.

"There are some friendly people. But no one in my clan is playing now."

"Really? Awesome! I can't wait to meet at least one friendly person here."

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Oh dear, I thought as I saw a scantly clad NPC saunter over.

“Hey big boy, looking for a good time?” A NPC street girl said when we stopped at another red light.

“But I am having a good time!” Belle quipped back and drove on.

She turned down another street that was a one-way and stopped as BASALISKBALLS rammed into her.

“Move your ass!” He cried out over the speaker.

“Hey! You’re going the wrong way on a one-way street, not me!”

“Beat it! Or I will come over there and sleep with your mom!”

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Belle shook her head. “I will not mooooove!” She mooed and looked at the train barrier that slowly closed down on him.

BASALISKBALLS cursed and tried to get away but the train plowed right through him with a resounding five chime.

“There! I think I’m starting to get the hang of this!” She said happily and continued on her way.

“What do you mean, you haven’t killed a single person in-game!” I cried out!

Belle put her controller down and pouted. “Well, what if I don’t want to kill anyone?”

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I sighed and quickly got us to a safe point to log out of the game while Belle went to the kitchen and kept pouting.

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I got out lunch and after a while we both started laughing. “No one is ever going to believe this! Even after its uploaded on youtube!” I said.

“Hmmmm, maybe we can play some other games?” Belle said, wrapping her arms around me. She rubbed her hand on my flesh. “Hey big boy, looking for a good time?” She said and kissed me with a feverish passion.