Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37629772-20190504081847/@comment-35836714-20190623195009

"What on earth are you eating? Is that chilli or something? Damn Fred why do you do this everytime my parents come to visit, you should know that even if you swallow that it won't amount to much because you are an incubus and now get into your formal wear."

Vampire mistress and her butler on their anniversary honeymoon

"Ä-ähh mistress why do i h-have to wear a b-bikini as my s-swimsuit again?"