Talk:Cait Sith/@comment-96.235.173.37-20160508032610/@comment-28358106-20160606010034

"Uh, honey...I think we should WHOAAHHLGK!" (Beloved Wife slings me over shoulder as she runs and leaps out of nearest bay window full tilt, dropping cans of tuna as a distraction)

"I think the nearest Lizardman regiment is sixty kilometers away! We can make it in an hour, darling!"

"HHbbbllBbbllgg..." (trying not to be sick from violent jostling)