Talk:Alp/@comment-304875-20160927090451/@comment-5426290-20160927091358

I flip them the bird and tell them to go away. The two humpf at me and take a step closer. "So we're going to do this the hard way, huh?"

I facepalm and wave my hand into the far distance of the town. "Why me though?! There is this super girly boy living near where I work but instead you want me?! Go to he.." At that the manticore holds her paw on my mouth."Shut up for a sec, will ya? Did you say.. A girly guy?" (0.0)

Taken aback I nod and escort them to my girly collegue's house and ring the bell. The slender boy meekly opens the door and looks at us suprised.

The manticore chimes and slaps my ass as she pushes me away. "Wow, you're off the hook buddy. This guy is perfect!"

And that is how my collegue became an Alp. ('^.^)