Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-1005186-20190513030044/@comment-101.165.148.196-20190513090621

I wake up, groaning, trying to nurse a massive, throbbing headache. As my headache fades, I become aware of a few things.

The first thing I notice, I'm not at Comic Con anymore. Duh.

The second thing I notice, I'm in the middle of what looks like a dirt road. All around me, the colors seemed unnervingly bright and vivid, as if I'd stepped into a kid's cartoon show. The sky seemed to be pastel-colored, and I could feel every color boring into my eyeballs as I looked around. I was fairly certain I would go blind if I kept my eyes opened long enough. Around me, mushrooms grew to be as large as trees. That little detail tipped me off to my situation a bit, but there was more.

The third thing I noticed: the Kanshou and Bakuya replicas I had made for my Shirou Emiya cosplay felt rather heavier than I remember them being. I looked at my wooden replicas of the black-and-white married swords, and raised an eyebrow when I was greeted with the shine of metal. They weren't props anymore, it seemed, but the actual Kanshou and Bakuya tracings.

The fourth thing I noticed was the one that made my blood run ice-cold: a girl, with pink hair and purple-pink eyes was staring at me. That wouldn't have been too odd if I was still at Comic Con. What WAS odd were the rabbit ears and rabbit legs this lady had, not to mention the decidedly outdated English-looking (but rather provocative) outfit she was wearing. It took me all of about ten seconds to figure out what was going on.

This was a March Hare.

I'm in Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

I'm in Wonderland.

And worst of all? I was cosplaying as Shirou Emiya. An eroge protagonist.

Fuck.

I didn't let the March Hare speak. I just ran. I ran as fast as I could, hoping that I could either find an exit or fall off a cliff, but somehow, I got the feeling neither would happen.

And thus, the story of how I became Shirou Emiya and got trapped in Monster Girl Encyclopedia's Wonderland began.