Talk:Wurm/@comment-27303410-20161210233231/@comment-27800590-20161221011510

Well, if I've put this much effort into avoiding her I probably have a plan B. Plan Bomb!

I grab the large glass container and rollit into the hole. It's filled with a slippery oil that should keep her from climbing the walls. Just in case that doesn't work, I throw a heavy metal cap over the hole and resume running. I stop when I feel the ground rumbling beneath me. No way, there is no way that could be...

In a shower of dirt and stone I'm scooped up in a tackle that sends the both of us flying. We soar through the air as I squirm and she squiches me into her chest. We impact a nearby hillside and she starts to tear my clothes off.

"Gonna make you feel so good..." She trails off, all but crushing me in her excitement. I'm stuck there for several days while she pounds me into the mountainside. By the time she's done I have neither the will, nor the energy to escape when she makes us a small cave home. I tried my best, but you just can't escape the wurm.