Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28358106-20160927005650/@comment-28358106-20161213215210

"Oh, really? Then maybe you would like your helmet to give you a high, squeaky voice, and maybe I'll make your boots squeak like squeaky toys.  And I'll turn your armor pastel blue and your sword to rubber, and I'll use magic not even your goddess can undo.  And I'll do it outside city limits, too."

Kashvi pinches the bridge of her nose while Rauri fidgets. Septius starts to wiggle, and begins to inchworm away...

(Keep going!)