Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20191117200930

"Uhhhhhh..."

My head goes blank trying to figure out just what the fucking hell is this thing is. Nikki shakes her head and looks around for something before getting an idea and pointing to a random spot away from them.

"Look! A three headed kakuen!" She shouts.

"Whu?"

While he's distracted, Nikki grabbed a misshapen coffee mug from one of the consoles and chucked it, hitting Webbs square in the head and knocking him to the ground next to the slowly awakening Dawn. Ashie finally walks in and sees the aftermath of the incident.

"What the fuck? Why does the idiot space cop look like Daddy wore Uncle Bobby's hair? H-hey! Who the fuck broke uncle's favorite mug! I made it for his birthday when I was five!"

"Ashlyn Jessica Richards! Where did y- Harley!" I shout and glare at my sister-in-law upon hearing my daughter use some adult language, no doubt from her or her prison guard friend.

Nicole gets up and zips herself back up to below her clevage as she starts to examine Cadet Jacob Webb's unconscious body and help her big sister up.

"Looks like Jojo made an attempt to have her soldiers think like you little brother... so she cloned you and my husband to try and get you."

MEANWHILE

"Have Rowland give me a status report once he's finished... I'll be in my quarters..."

"Yes Major..."

Jojo then marches off towards her room to wait for Rowland's damage report. Once there, she looks around to make sure no one was watching before she activated a secret manual override on the door only she knew about and entered. She opened her mini fridge and pulled out a tinfoil wrapped triangle, one of many, and opened it, revealing it's contents to be a slice of a chocolate wedding cake. There was more of these wedding cake slices filling up her freezer at home. She then plopped down on her bed, started eating her cake miserably, and turned on her TV. And wouldn't you know it, tonight's feature film was... The Titanic... Oh boy, here come the waterworks... Thanks Trojan Virus Noodle...