Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20180909001719


 * 1 month and 4 days after the initial event.

The door is once again knocked on and I once again answer it to find the Dark Valkerie once again at my door, however, this time she is dressed as a dominatrix and carrying a whip.

She floats off the ground and grins down at me imperiously, "Alright you maggot! Kneel before your mistress and lick my boots like a good little slave and maybe I won't whip you into submission!!!"

I remain unimpressed, "You've been hanging out with a dark elf haven't you?"

She waivers for a moment, "Uh yeah I uh... ahem! I mean, Who I associate with is no business of yours worm! Now kneel and worship your new goddess."

I sigh, "I don't have any fetish for dominatrix's. I tend to prefer myself as the dominant one in a relationship.

She lands, "Oh uh..."

I cross my arms, "I also dislike bondage and sadomasochism. It presents a false idea that dominance involves inflicting pain on the submissive or elsewise abusing them. I am of the opinion that a true dominants job is to care for those who follow in repayment for the submissives loyal servitude."

She blinks a few times, "So you're a... gentle dom?"

I nod, "Basically."

She thinks for a moment, "Ok... well... um..."

She rises back into air returning to her dominatrix persona, "I don't care about what fetishes you do or do not have! You exist solely to please me, worm!"

I frown, "You just wany me to taze you again don't you?"

She replieas in far too cheerful of a tone, "Yes please!"

I stare at her for a moment, "No."

I shut the door and return the couch.

In the next room I hear my father, "Who's a good girl! Who's a good girl!"

I then hear the Kobold reply, "I am! I'm the good girl! I'm a good girl!"

I roll my eyes, "This from an ex-spec ops soldier. Friggin marshmallow."