Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28718853-20160728124623/@comment-27013478-20161009224533

'Family: Insect/Arachnid

Habitat: Mountainous Regions

Diet: Meat, Spirit Energy

Disposition: Ferocious, later devoted, caring, protective, flamboyant'

I need to look up what flamboyant means now. 1. Adjective: Mostly means over the top, loud, colourful. These seem like they'll be a lot of fun, going by their disposition alone.

'Siege Spiders are massive spiders that carry large siege cannons on their backs.'

I was hyped for Lazor Sharks. Cannon Spiders are not bad at all. I'm gonna go with the idea that these are either based on a giantess fetish, or they were used in some RP Flame partook in.

' Their immense size came about from either a growth spell or potions of immense growth.'

Putting my money on growth spells.

' The cannons were either built by someone or created through magic. Some Siege Spiders will even have teleporters on their back to help mamono bypass enemy defenses. These girls will ususally travel in groups of four.'

So, four gigantic spiders carrying cannons on their backs. Well, better phone the King and require taller Pylons. We must build some to have even the slightest chance.

'Siege Spidees will often have flying mamomo riding them as a kind of mobile rest stop when they are on the move.'

Ha Ha Ha... These might be a problem. Now, what could even incapacitate these moving weapons...This will be fun to think about.

' Other types of mamono will ride them as well. When the Siege Spider closes in with a city, she will fire her cannons with her mind and use them to soften up the city's defenses.'

So, they just destroy the enemy defense while the soldiers riding them go for the kill. Fuck, that's pretty damn good. That's gonna be a pain to deal with for sure.

' The cannons themselves fire DE silver projectiles. If the Siege Spider is carrying a teleporter, then mamono will use that teleporter to get inside the city.'

Note to Self: First priority is to find a way to incapacitate/destroy them, try to not let them reach a city too.

'As the siege is going on, the Siege Spider will continually shell the city. When she feels confident enough that the city's defenses are down, then she herself will storm the city to find a man of her own.'

"Alright everybody, the city seems weakened enough, let's att-" "I got dibs on the guy with blonde hair and blue eyes!" "God damnit Siege Spider, not now. Keep your vagina dry for now."

' When she finds that man, she will use her webbing to capture him and bring him back to her lair where she will mate with him using a small vaginal opening that will fit the man's penis.

>Guard tries to protect city from the invading mamono. >Siege spider jumps him "Husband!" >Guard is webbed into a cocoon and carried to her lair. >Awaits to be filled with eggs while saying his prayers. >Is instead snu-snu'd >Regrets not being able to protect the city, but it seems they're all enjoying themselves, so, he resigns to have a peaceful life with giant spider waifu. >The End.

'When the Siege Spider has obtained his spirit energy, then she will shrink to the size of an Ushi-Oni.'

"But, I'm not into giants, plus, it's kinda awkward to have sex like this" Said the guard. Siege spider shrinks down to Ushi-Oni size "What were you saying?" "...Nothing important dear...Chief God bless, these girls sure have some tricks up their sleeves."

' If she had a teleporter, then she will lose it permanently, but she will now have the ability to summon her siege cannons at will and the power to grow herself to whatever size she pleases.'

>Imagines a ushi-oni carrying a siege cannon on her shoulder, pointing it at some heretic scrubs. Man, that's an epic image. I need to get someone to draw it.

'Siege Spiders will do whatever they can to please their man, and this is how the man will often gain favor with them. Sometimes, the man may decide to decorate his Siege Spider with jewelry and other accessories like body paint.'

... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a9/c6/43/a9c6430ae8b50535ad4c6528d7b4c01c.jpg Nuff said. Now, time to find that suspicious trader, and buy one of those fancy masks...

' Siege Spider doesn't mind, in fact, she likes it and will show it off to other Siege Spiders who have a man of their own. It's as if to say, "Look at me, look at how much hubby cares for me!"'

Well, wouldn't it be sweet to see her flaut her rocking new paintjob to her friends, while you hold a discussion about the wheater over a match of poker with your fellow war prisoners.

'Siege Spiders are very protective of their man, and will follow him wherever he goes.'

"But dear, this is the man's bathroom." Said the former knight, now a soon-to-be father. Damn she got down to work fast. "No exceptions, You're not getting out of my sight." "At least her moods haven't come into play yet...oh boy that will be hellish."

'She will use her cannons to protect her man from attackers.'

"HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY HUBBIE, FEEL MY WRATH, YOU PESKY THIEVES." "Honey, stop scaring the girl scouts, please, they're just trying to sell cookies." "...Ok then..."

' If her man happens to have a job, then she will keep watch from a high position with her cannons at the ready. If the city or town he's in ever gets attacked, even by another Siege Spider, then she will grow to massive size and use her cannons to defend the city or town from the invasion. She will use her growth power to carry her man wherever he needs to be. Despite this, she still cares for him and will shower him with affection.'

>Guy gets hugged by his Siege Spider waifu and daughters. "Fatherhood...hurts...can't breathe, too much hug power..."

Well Flame, this was an interesting concept to give my thoughts on, think I'll stick to a 1 or 2 reviews per day. Keep up the good work buddy.