Talk:Wonderland/@comment-23979607-20161230221213/@comment-29602226-20170104194742

I run to a sports shop and I buy a sailfish fishing rod, dress as a fisherman, attach the rod to the ground next to the hole, put my briefs as bait (no need to use a hook) and thrown them into the hole...

If I catch a Mamono I don't like, I cut the line and let her fall back into the hole.

If I catch one I like, I ensnare her with a net and put her in a basket and carry her home for... later use.

If I catch the Queen of Hearts, I grab the wizard and throw him at her while shouting "IT WAS HIS IDEA!!!, I WAS JUST WATCHING THE FISHING ROD WHILE HE TOOK A BATHROOM BREAK!!!" and run like hell, trying to approach as many attractive guys as I can during my race, hoping she will attack one of them and leave me alone.