Talk:Salamander/@comment-26276240-20150404072234/@comment-26911558-20160412203844

"How tough am I?" I ask, smugly. "You got a new jar of prisoner fruit jam?"

"Sure." She says as she gives me a jar.

"IT'S ON!!" I say as I try to wrench open the tightly sealed jar. After a few seconds I tire out and take a quick breather before going at it again. Unfortunately, I am unable to open the jar. I look over at the Salamander who's desperately trying to contain her laughter. "If I could just... run this under some hot water..."