Talk:Elf/@comment-174.53.167.220-20160407231245/@comment-30845198-20161225115846

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I aim the grapple hook in the sky. "I'm batman bit-OW" I realized what I grappled to was a high tree and I hit my head on a branch Me: "Um I meant to do it, it will go bad before you, you watch"

3 hours later

More elves have arrived to watch me fail Elf 1: "you said you have watching this human for about 3 hours?" Elf 2: "yes, I never thought a Human would be this entertaining." Me: "Yes I got it haha!" Elf chieftain "ready!" Elf chieftain: "aim" (whistling)"what's that sound?" The grappling hook hits my head " "oh come on!" Me "I'm never buying a grappling hook from ye old dollar shoppe again!" I realize my smoke granade. "Ha smoke bomb!" I then through the bomb on the floor (Very week hissing sounds) "why do I even bother, HEY ELF CHIEFTAIN!" Elf chieftain: "what human?" Me: "you got room in your village for a servant slave or prisoner or something like that I'm just really freakin tired of this." Elf: "let's talk about this" (Elves huddle up) "Alright human but you must do what we, mostly I when we, still mostly I say it, understood?" Me:yeah (You know or can make you own ending to this as long as it's not badass. Why? You are you are asking me that. Because. Look up the definition of badass it's : totally not the potato sack)