Talk:Vampire/@comment-27262819-20151203220442/@comment-5426290-20160111095803

I use my experience passed down from generation to generation to swiftly defeat her, tie her up, use her as my new basement-occupant/sextoy while I train her into being an obedient, timid and loving house wife.

Two months later I'm laying in my bedroom snuggling with my vampire-wife when an elder-looking vampire peeks into the room. (0.0) "So this is where my little bloodsucker went. I was wondering who took my daughter with her."

My girlfriend/wife looks up with a smile. "Hi mommy, meet my hubby-bunny~ I love him so much." (>w<)/

The elder vampire looks taken aback for a moment, but then sighs. "I see.. You've certainly changed her quite a lot. But.. That happened due to her own incompetence, have fun with her. I don't want her back anymore. At that she leaves. The daughter looks back at me and without a second doubt snuggles me again.

(O_O) "Wow.. Vampire parents are harsh.."