Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28144855-20161121221248/@comment-27950421-20170911172551

I stroke my chin, "I'm a lot of things, Scholar, Warrior, Reptilian God King, Elder God of Porn, Ancestral Progenitor of well, a lot of things, and a really ladies man, if you know what I'm saying... You can just call me the Reptile King. Now let's see, Aro smashed an ATM and MON was all over him like white on rice. I guess a simple dine and dash is only gonna get me Mr. Rent-a-cop here. Guess I'll have to step up my game."

I point a finger at the cop, "Alright Mr. Rent-a-cop! Go call for back up. Tell them there's an out oc control, monster of a liminal on a rampage and they need MON to sort it out before people start getting hurt."