User blog:IonicZach/A Dullahan WDYD? Response

You are exploring an old deserted castle in search of treasure when you hear strange muffled moaning noises coming from the bed chamber. You open the door to find a Dullahan with her head in between her own thighs, furiously eating herself out. When she notices you, she akwardly stares at you for a moment, her face completely red with embarrassment. In a last ditch effort to salvage her pride, the Dullahan quickly yanks her nearby sword out of its sheath and points it at your neck.

What do you do?

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"I see you're busy. I'll just come check this room later." I say, chuckling nervously and cloeing the door as politely as possible. I then take out some from my pack and mark the door to search later.

A few hours pass and I find nothing, guess someone else beat me to it. Suddenly I come across the door with my mark on it. I shrug and mutter to myself "Might as well." I approach the door and, remembering my previous experience, I knock on it a little and wait for a response.

"Come in." I hear a voice from within. I open the door slowly and peek inside. I see the same bed chamber from earlier and the dullahan from earlier in a pair of pajamas, with a choker where her head and neck meet, lying in the bed. Her face turns red when she sees me enter.

"Oh! I'm sorry I thought nobody lived here. I'll just be on my way then, and don't worry I didn't steal anything." I turn and leave, but once I'm halfway to the door I hear the lady say "Wait. Don't go just yet." So I turn back around and approach the bed.

Sitting down next to her "You need somethin'?" I ask. She shakes her head "No. It's just normally so quiet around here, I just want somebody to talk to." I shrug and we get to talking. We hit it off, but before long night comes and we decide it would be best if I stayed the night, which leads to her accidentally losing her head and us having sex throughout the entire night. After that, I decide to give up treasure hunting and settle down in my new castle with my dullahan wife.