Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20180203173539

You are the captain of a large ground-based vehicle that is known as a landcruiser. It serves as a mobile colony for the population and has been moving from place to place across the wastelands, gathering resources as it went.

One day, one of your crew members announces to you that the lookout has spotted another landcruiser. You head up to the observation deck and the lookout hands you his binoculars. A peek through them confirms that the machine is indeed another landcruiser, but this one appears to have a massive cone-like structure in front, and large thrusters in the back. At it's sides are Wurms sitting in catapults, and there is an impressive array of cannons sticking out of its top.

As you take in the site of this metallic beast, you get a message that said landcruiser is hailing you.

You head back down to the command deck and the screen flickers to life, showing a High Orc dressed in suggestive clothing, a Gremlin by her side who is sitting inches from a big red button, and various Orcs in the background.

Before you can speak, the High Orc's voice booms, "Human, give us all of your men and you will go free, otherwise we will launch our Wurms, fire our DE cannons at you, and I'll have Gremlick press the big red button!"

The Gremlin wears a smug grin as her foot hovers over the button.

WWYD?  