Talk:Dark Slime/@comment-92.32.101.142-20150417212554/@comment-26219553-20150422112913

I take a quick mental sit-rep.

Option A- Run to the graveyard and get treated like a weakling made of plasticine by hellhounds for the rest of my life.

Option B- Run to the forest, and get treated like a punching bag with a dildo taped on its front by ogres for the rest of my life.

Option C- Stay put, and have throroughly enjoyable sex with an intelligent young slime-girl for the rest of my life, eventually ruling a dark slime kingdom at her side, along with our loyal slime servants/harem.

Sit-rep complete, I promptly cease evasive maneuvers and request to find a comfortable spot to lie down before we commence snu-snu.