Talk:Orc/@comment-24862435-20170121151335/@comment-30655593-20170201003730

"Excuse me but could you leave these lumberjacks alone?"

"And If I don't?" She asks me.

I then proceed to do the 'remove thumb from hand' magic trick.

"You don't know what kind of magic I hold, I could do this to your head."

She then runs away screaming.

"Uh how did you know that would work?" Lumberjack one asks?

"Well it was a gamble but hey it worked out."

"What would you have done if it didn't work?" Lumberjack two asks.

"Well it would have been your problem, I'm a scout, not a guardian. Just be lucky I decided to help." I then take my leave.