Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20190122053944/@comment-37532776-20190122071350

Castruate myself, get plastered, rub my nose raw, then proceed to set myself on fire, afterwards pull out an axe then say the following "Padre perdóname porque yo he pecado" and proceed to end my life with the axe

Why i did this you ask? It's simple, remain chaste for the lord, arive in the afterlife ready for a nose job, destroy evidence and finally put the axe to use. Also that last part, it was for implying i would engage in sexual acts with that harlot