Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-99.184.74.157-20190507061458/@comment-28027028-20190508043629

"It's time..." I sigh as I open my closet. 2 M60 machine guns and my red headband. I gave my warcry, a hearty "MURICA" and fired both guns from the hip while Hulk Hogan's theme song, I am a Real American plays from an unknown source, and in true American fashion I singlehandedly defeated the Order without taking a scratch. Boy was I lucky things actually worked like a cheesy 80's action movie this one time in my life. 'Murica were saved now and thus all the lands yonder over yonder could rest easy as they let that big Mac settle. I saluted the rising sun which was now a shining 'Murican flag flapping in the early morning breeze. I sighed again watching the Murican Sun rise on a grateful universe and let out a solemn and respectful, "Fuck yeah...."