Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30700719-20170313134600/@comment-27950421-20170414163716

I eventually make my way to the ships mess hall, "Hmmm... you'd think a march hare would get excited about meating an elder god of porn, but other than jilling off in her sleep, she hasn't moved at all..."

I hang my head with comical anime tears running down my face, "Nobody loves me..."

After a short pity party I sigh and pull out a full sized grandfather clock out of my back pocket, "Hmmm... two hours till dawn... that sounds like a perfectly reasonable time to wake everyone up!"

I put a hand to my chin in thought, "But how to do it..."

I snap my fingers, "THAT'S PERFECT!!!"

A surge of energy is detected in the mess hall, shortly afterwards, the Triestes depth gauge seems to malfunction showing an altitude of 12,000 ft instead of a depth of 700 ft.

Then gravity seems to turn off as the Trieste begins to fall, revealing that the Depth Guage is working perfectly.