Talk:Ogre/@comment-25619592-20150318210305/@comment-26115871-20150319045816

"If you don't stop this, I'm going to call my girlfriend!"

Unsurprisingly she laughs as she shoves me to the ground. Well, I warned her. With that I give an earsplitting whistle, one that very clearly catches her by surprise. Within seconds a black-furred werewolf comes storming through the halls towards me. The werewolf realizes the problem almost instantly, and within seconds she is teaching the ogre - who's well over a head taller than her - not to fuck with me.

My girlfriend doesn't stop until the ogre is cowering in fear, clearly not having expected my earlier comment to be a very sincere threat. Now that my girlfriend is certain I'm going to be okay, she helps me to my feet and we leave the terrified ogre behind us.

When news gets to the ogre's parents they come to school themselves to deal with my girlfriend. Unfortunately for them both my girlfriend and I knew that was coming, and she brought her entire pack - numbering somewhere around twenty five, with her as the alpha bitch - to assist her. After a very one-sided fight, my girlfriend and her pack celebrate their sound victory by raping me themselves.