Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37843592-20181220063112/@comment-27950421-20190120141310


 * Suddenly the derailment of the phantoms story get derailed by a commercial break!!!

''The commercial depicts a man trying to defend himself from a squad of Order soldiers with a gernade launcher, however the gernade fail to explode and just bounce harmlessly off of tje Order Soldiers shields. The Order soldiers are about to execute the man when they are inturrupted by a ridiculously muscular man walking on screen, "Awww... is something not exploding? A Brachy Waifu can fix that! Every punch thrown by a Brachy waifu has the chance to explode! WHAT THE F#CK ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!??! BRACHIES!! EXPLOOOOSSIONSSS!!! ''

The man reaches over and grabs a particularly scrawny looking order soldier out via an atomic wedgie that prominently displays him wearing a pair bright pink panties, "If you don't love explosions, then you're probably wearing womens underwear! I'm just saying."

The man tosses the order soldier aside and begins counting things off, "Brachy waifus come with everything good in the world, Sex, Explosions! Tits and Ass, Explosions! A commitment to physical fitness, and the undying dedication to- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE EXPLOSIONS!!!"

The scawny order soldier raises a hand, "Wait, I have a question..."

The man cuts her off, "BRACHIES MAKE THINGS EXPLODE!!! END OF SALES PITCH!!! 

''The man pulls a Brachy from off screen and plops her down beside the man with the disfunctional gernade launcher, "NOW GO PUNCH SOME BAD GUYS IN THE DICK!!!"

''The Brachy cracks her knuckles as she approaches the now cowering order soldiers with an evil grin as the screen fades to black and reveals a phone number. Shortly after you the screen goes to black you hear the muscular mans voice one last time, "Do not marry a Brachy waifu if you are allergic to AWESOMENESS or polycarbonate explosive..."''