Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-27950421-20170414151013/@comment-30700719-20170509005103

I cross my arms and stare the guy down. "And who the hell do you think you're talking to?" He stutters. "Tell me, who owns this company?" He immediately says, "The owner of this airline is busy right now, sir. If you have a complaint, you can go to the front desk." I walk up to him. "Damn right he's busy, because he's getting balktalked by his own security guard!" He takes a step back. "W-what?" "You heard me. Can you give me a description of the CEO of this airline?" He scratches his head. "Well, he's got a cepia-coloured pilot's uniform, and he's got this cap with the company...logo..." I take off my cap and examine it. "Well, wouldn't you know? My cap's got the logo on it!" By now, the man is shaking in terror. "Now, I had wanted to take this flight to show my maid how a real airline should be. However, it seems that I'm going to have to 'make a little turbulence'." I take my Shoggoth by the hand and walk out of the airport. "Remind me to demote that nincompoop, after our vacation."