Talk:Lamia/@comment-116.87.41.222-20150910171529/@comment-26115871-20150910203409

hm. . . my favorite fetish attire. ..

This is gonna sound weird but. . . I really don't have one. Never really thought about that before. So for the sake of the wwyd, I'll assume she's wearing only her underwear.

Anyways, I explain to her that's this is not the way to woo me, as I'm not really in to stalkers. While I appreciate the interest, I have the feeling she's trying to make her original love jealous instead of actually having feelings for me. When she confesses that I'm right, well. . . we have a long and serious talk. Eventually we come to an agreement.

We both go out on a date. . . to her original love's house. And make out right in front of him. Eventually he can't take it anymore, kicks me out, and starts making love to her. They're now happily married. Glad I could help her get her foot (tail?) in the door.