Talk:Genie/@comment-29325824-20191203085622/@comment-43782881-20200101092354

1. A modest house in the countryside. The driveway leads down the hill which the house sits on until it meets the kind of road you only travel on if you're trying to get somewhere, with few passersby, or neighbors. Beautiful fields surround three sides with a great big forest stretching behind it. Perfect for walks and general exploration.

2. A huge bath room. Probably a separate room with the toilet because we're talking almost an entire tiled room taken up by a nice luxurious bath that looks more like a swimming pool, you can fill it with hot or cold, you could dump a couple bottles of bubble bath if you wanted to, there's a place to clean yourself so you can just sit and relax, some stairs that let you walk into the bath easily, and a shower stall in case you're in a hurry.

3. General improvements to physical health,

4. A large deep dish pepperoni pizza, I've never tried it.

5. General happiness and satisfaction for my friends and loved ones, maybe even a set of faultless circumstances which causes them to forget me because

6. I don't know if I'll be able to face them after all the kinky shit I want to try out. "We're going to have to have a lot of sex to manage all the different ways you want to have sex", my genie wife says.

I snicker wickedly.