Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-71.241.201.231-20150113053236/@comment-25204624-20150308102558

I dash across the forest.

I throw him on the floor, and the two would be yelling and crying and Ethan would be trying to stop me, but you can't stop me I'm Michael motherf*cking Rosen, so I stab him in the leg. Ethan would be trying to get away, so I'd give him the Michael Rosen Murder, and he'd die.

Meanwhile, the Ushi-Oni would be terrified and run away.