Talk:Redcap/@comment-26898134-20161030061038/@comment-25808351-20161030110942

They comically start to poke each other, then they start attacking one another with (Three Stooges style) slapstick attacks. After several minutes of that, I show up with a mug of ale and start laughing. "Oh Little Red, stop playing around with that sod. Let's go." The Redcape does a small "epp" as I pick her up and sling her over my shoulder like a wounded soldier. "Have a good day "whats yur face!" I shout at the portal traveler while walking off.