Talk:Wurm/@comment-201.141.98.147-20140725034102/@comment-25035274-20140725120600

"Our challenger, in the blue corner, weighing in at 150 lbs. when he's soaking wet.... This guy!

And in the red corner... Lord of the lost city of R'lyeh... Absolute High Lord of Darkness and Madness... The Great Horror from Beyond Time and Space... C'thulhu!!!

Let's get ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumbllllllllle!!!"


 * ding ding ding*

"Oh! And twenty seconds into the match, C'thulhu's down! Talk about a glass octopus head!"

"Little Mac, you just punched out C'thulhu! What're you gonna do now?!"

"I'm kickin' it up a notch! Azathoth, I'm comin' for YOU!"

All that? That's about how likely it is you'll beat a Wurm in a boxing match.