Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26380985-20150723010538/@comment-26115871-20150913021439

Alright, since you asked so nicely :)

"Uh . . . how did you get in here?"

"Wait, you don't know? I can form legs, so I'm not restrained to the sea all the time. I walked here."

"No, no. I mean . . . how did you get in my house?"

"I walked? Are you deaf?"

"I got that! But the door was locked!"

"No it wasn't, it was standing wide open."

Huh. That's strange, I always check to make sure I've locked the door. I guess I was pretty busy this morning. ..

"Alright, so now that we've established that you walked into my house because the door was open . . . why are you in my house?"

To my surprise she glares at me and places her hands on her hips. "Look, are you going to have sex with me or are you going to keep asking me stupid questions all night?"

. . . she's got me there. With a shrug I begin unzipping my pants.