Talk:March Hare/@comment-28718853-20160620030647/@comment-30700719-20170127222745

"Quick! Say something else!" "Umm, okay, pickles are falling from the sky!" Sure enough, pickles start raining down from the heavens. "Say that the March Hare gets distracted and goes somewhere else!" "I feel like the March Hare is distracted, and she sees something like a man in the distance!" The March Hare looks around, then spots something and hops away. "Sir, I'm going to have to diagnose you with Commands." "What?" "Whatever you say, you command the universe to do, with some exceptions. Just don't read any erotic novels out loud."