Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170709085544/@comment-29435884-20170709094710

(got a Hellhound. That'll do nicely. Got the other monsters through random pick as well.)

I begin creeping slowly towards my husband to be. His scent it's-it's intoxicating! better than roast meat and all the Ogre brewed grog in the world. I begin salivating as I get within pouncing range and I can feel my eye-flames burning hotter than ever. Just a bit closer and that lovely cock will be mine....

Two things I don't expect happen one after another. An unfamiliar scent hits my nose....and a scaled claw wraps around my tail. I howl out in pain as I'm hoisted by my tail and slammed into the ground. As I try and shake off the stars I'm seeing I shape up to my attacker. Some bitch gonna get hurt a-real bad...Is that a Dragon? Oh, fuck me sideways.

" Back off mongrel!" the uppity bitch sneers at me. I reply by nailing her square on the jaw with a wicked haymaker, rocking her good... for about half a second before she punches me in the nose hard enough to send back into the dirt. Owww...I'll be feeling that one tomorrow. Hopefully I'll have a new boy toy to kiss it better for me.

The dragon must think I'm out of this, she steps over me as she stalks towards MY man, who'd been backing away since the fight started. Big mistake. My footpaw launches up and nails her right in the flaps. The ole' cunt-punt never fails. Scale-bitch goes down with an honest-to-maou squeal of pain. Pfft. sounds like an orc with her tail caught in a door.

I approach the man to take my winnings only to see a portal open and a purple and black striped paw reach through and grab him. The man is pulled through the portal with a yell of panic, the last thing I see before the portal closes is a pair of yellow eyes and the worlds biggest, smuggest shit-eating grin. Did...did that...wha?...FUCKING FAGGOT CATS!