User blog:Gnomehunter/WWYD Response: The Swarm Approaches

Response to an old wwyd, The Swarm Approaches  by Flamebiplane

"You're walking along the trail that goes between the grassy plains on the left and the forest on the right. All seems normal until you hear strange music that gets louder. Then you spot it. A massive swarm consisting of Beelzebubs and Vamp Mosquitoes and they're heading in your direction. WWYD?"

'''My friends always told me I was silly for trying to find a Medusa of all monsters. “Bro the next village over is full of Lamias, just go talk to one of them.”'''

'''“You’re going to get caught by some other monster before you even find a medusa”, etc. But I didn’t listen to them. And one day, I decided it was time. I was going to travel the world, meet a medusa and ask her to be my wife. I Had been traveling for a few days, barely passing the aforementioned lamia village, when I heard an unbearably loud buzzing. 100 lumberjacks trying to cut down an entire forest? No, there were no forests in sight. I squinted, staring at the horizon when I saw a black cloud heading in my direction, hovering over the ground. I tried to run to the side to avoid them, but I had waited too long trying to figure out what it was. An entire swarm of fly mamono! I hit the ground, trying to keep myself as flat as I could. The swarm roared overhead, my head felt like it was going to burst, but finally, they passed and the sound of silence was glorious. Until I looked up and realized I had company. '''

'''“Hurry up girls! We’re not going to find any men if we don’t keep up with everyone else”. A beelzebub was flitting around in the air, flying forward then turning around and flying back, as a second beelzebub slowly came over the hill I was lying on. Following her were FOUR VAMP MOSQUITOES ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I put my head to the ground, maybe they won’t see me. '''

'''“We should never have tried to keep up with them”, the other beelzebub complains. I’m so tired I can’t go on any longer!”. She drops down on the ground. Right next to me. '''

'''“Hey Bailey, I think there might be something of interest to you”. One of the nosquities. '''

'''“Whaaaaaaaaaattttt.’ She groans, lifting her head. “Oh. Hello there”. Can’t be speaking to me. I’m not even here. “Hey”. She’s prodding my side now. The other bugs drop down around me, their wings are buzzing softly.'''

“I’m going to bite him”.

“How come YOU get to bite him?”

“Because I saw him first!”

'''“You did not! I was closest!”'''

“But I’m going to be the fastest!”

''' As one of them leans over me I can feel her teeth sink into my neck. It feels like a mosquito bite and I swat. SMACK!'''

'''“OW! You jerk, you hit my on my butt!”'''

“Oh I bet you liked it.

'''“Guess we know he’s awake?” I’m rolled over and I can’t keep the act up anymore. '''

'''“Ladies! I’m terribly sorry for bothering you. I was on a trip and I must have fallen asleep.” They look at me, with suspicion, curiosity and excitement among themselves. “In fact, I was just returning to my wife in the next town over, so I really must be going”.'''

“Who’s your wife?” 

'''“Oh, she’s a medusa”. '''

'''“I don’t smell any kind of monster on him at all. Want to share?”'''

'''“All of us!? “Unless you want to try catching up with the rest of the swarm”,'''

'''“I think I like your idea better. We’ll take the back and the front, and you and Bailey can flank him from the sides?” They’re talking amongst themselves in a way that makes it plain they want me to hear them. As they fly into the air I take my only chance I have at escape. I charge straight forward, and 2 of the mosquitoes stop me. They’re light and I try to shake them off but then 2 catch me from behind and with 2 beelzebubs grabbing my arms I’m totally trapped. '''

'''“You take his pants off, we’ll get the top. And don’t go exhausting him before we’ve all had time.”'''

'''“Can’t you at least take tur-!” I’m laid down in the lap of one of the beelzebubs and she captures my lips, sucking at my saliva and kissing me fiercely. I feel like I'm being devoured by the four mosquitoes as they nibble all over my body. '''

'''At last all 6 of them are satisfied, I’m lying on the ground in an itchy haze, by the end I was really starting to get the hang of it. All of the girls are lying beside me, delirious with pleasure. I look over to one of the beelzebubs. “So you’re Bailey?”'''

'''“Mhm. My sister is Bella. And that’s Violet, Vitrea, Vanea and Valerie”.'''

'''“How convenient.” Well, we’re not that far from my home, but I’m not traveling another step. Will you all help me set up camp?”'''

'''The next day I’m walking back home, five of my six wives buzzing behind me, but there’s one lagging behind. “Bailey come on, we’ve only been going for 2 hours!”'''

'''“I’m tired! Will you carry me?” I pause.'''

'''“Well let’s see.” I walk over, and give her a heave. She’s pretty light, so I put her under my arm, and turn back. '''

“That’s not fair that you’re carrying her.” From Violet.

“I’m tired too!” From Vitrea.

“Will you carry us?” I try to intercept the chorus of complaints.

'''“I think I could carry all of you. We’d have to stop for another night, and I’ll make sweet love to Bella since she’s the only one who feels like moving herself.” The rest of the group quickly changes their minds.'''

'''As we come into sight of my town, the sun has just begun to set. Someone spots us.'''

'''“Berry! What are you doing here? I thought you were taking a big trip?”'''

“Change of plans.”

'''“Ha! You run into some cute bugs?”'''

“Uh, well, they ran into me but, it doesn’t make much difference”.

'''“Well, I hope you’re happy with the outcome. You could have just-” “Ah don’t remind me.”'''

'''I never did meet a medusa, but even now I couldn’t imagine having any other woman in my life. My own personal swarm keeps me busy, and with 2 beelzebubs I always have enough energy to satisfy them all. Their appetites aren’t even enough to make me worry because since they moved in, the whole town’s crops have been flourishing. It’s deliciously ironic since Bailey continues to be lazy and uncooperative unless properly motivated. Right now I’m relaxing with Valerie and Vanea. '''

“Are you still itchy?” Valerie asks.

'''“You know I am”. '''

'''“Well it’s a good thing we’re here to take care of it.” She says slyly. I give her a kiss on the cheek.'''

'''“And Valerie, you said you think you’re ready for eggs?” “Mmm, I can feel it now. I can’t wait!”'''

'''“Well, you’ll definitely be there before Bailey. And I’ll be glad no matter how many kids we have”. I kiss Valerie. I can’t believe how fortunate I am.'''