Thread:Cagedsteam56/@comment-38232361-20190831022942/@comment-38232361-20190831082019

Translation:

"Yeah, it was wild! I ended up finding a two headed unicorn, riding it around the wasteland as they turned into rainbow meadows, fought a giant robot turkey that then crashed into a building, then BOOM! 'Oh Noo! The Orphans!' Then I rushed in, saved them, and got hit by a winged mole rat!"

"And that's how I ended up waking up two weeks later married to a Mirelurk."

"An Ugly Mirelurk! *sigh* But I loved her......"