Thread:BTR180/@comment-27550231-20180122054140/@comment-25808351-20180202195333

Oh shut up you cry babies. I love snakes, and you all know it. If you knew how many Garter Snakes I've saved, you'd be praising me. "SNAKES" in MGS terms, means infiltrators, sabotagers and moles.

Damn Snake, if only you knew how much I love Snakes. I don't have one because they are tough to maintain and I don't like killing animals to feed other animals. I can put up with feeding a bearded Dragon crickets, but I can't smash a mouse to feed a Snake. Fortunately my Iguana likes bananas!

My turtle? He's a lazy fuck that spends more time baking than eating

My cats? Lazy fucks. Every last one. Bastards. However they're adorable.