User blog:BTR180/Anon/Ogre

You were a thief who went around taking gold from nearby caves and you are armed with nothing more but a small crossbow that uses knockout darts as ammunition. Your recent success happened a day ago when you managed to make an Ogre unconscious with your darts and you got her money. Now you find a cave where there's more loot to steal, and you take as much as you can. However, that same Ogre appears as you're several footsteps from the entrance. "You have some nerve trying to rob me, and I'm gonna make sure they send you in a bodybag", the Ogre said cracking her knuckles. You get confident as you take out your weapon in orde to open fire, but you forgot to buy more ammo.

What do you do? - Anon

Me: -Thinks to self- "Damn... out of bolts, well I guess I should improvise." I "load" my crossbow with a candle and aim it from my hip. "And you won't be leaving at all if you don't get out of my way!" The ogre backs away a bit but then calls my bluff.

Ogre: "I don't think that you have the gut's to shoot me! You would have done that already!"

Me: "Well ma'm I'm not one to kill on sight. I prefer not to leave such a mess."

Ogre: "Minotaur shit! You're bluffing and a coward! RAAAAAAHHH!" She charges at me and I fire my crossbow at her gut and she falls down. "Wha... what did you do!"

Me: "Looks like your poisoned you feel that slight tingle? Yeah that's the poison working." I pull out a vial and throw it into a large basket. "Here you go let's see if it can save you now! Ta-ta!" I run out of the cave as the ogre scrambles into the basket to look for the "antidote" Some time later I hear the ogre roar in rage when she realizes that she got shot with a candle.