Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180516212853/@comment-27950421-20180520151731

The ogre who caught the bouquet charges me however, I side step at the last moment and sweep her legs out from under her while she's off balance. She face plants and once again the bouquet goes flying. This time however the ribbon comes loose and individual flowers are scattered throughout the room.

"MINE!!!" Yells a Harpy as she flies after the nearest flower.

This causes a chain reaction as every single mamono present goes wild, leaping and snatching up flowers as they go tumbling to the floor. By the time the dust settles I'm stuck i the middle of the room, surrounded by single mamono, many of them griping a flower in their hands, several staring dejectedly as a crushed poupori laying on the ground in front of them or in the case of a Ryu who is left with nothing but the ribbon.

The mamono look and around and soon everyone present realize that nearly of the single men had used the confusion to escape leaving me alone and surrounded by eager mamono. They all turn towards me, glancing suspiciously at one another as they all brace to stake their claim.

I sigh, "This is why I hate big weddings..."

The Ghandharva that had been hired to play at the wedding, being a friend from college and fully aware of my shenanigans quickly twirls her flower and sticks it in her teeth, before flying to a perch in the back ground and beginning to play some theme music.