Talk:Inari/@comment-69.161.50.229-20160304183700/@comment-27550231-20160309092440

I hold up one finger and say "One moment please." I then pull out my phone and start blasting Safety Dance. Then I start to dance the safety dance forming the letters. Suddenly a group of all the slime races ooze out o the floor boards and dance in sync with me. We countinue to dance our way out of the room and down the hall. The Inari just stands there bewildered at what she saw. "I don't even know what to make of this" she says as she plops down on the bed, when suddenly you slide out  nude  from under the bed between her legs and offer to comfort her. From the window you can faintly hear the music still playing as I dance off into the sunset.