Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170203201330

The Reptile King wrote: HELP THERE'S A CRAZY ORDER HERO TRYING CUT MY DICK OFF!!!!

‘HELP! THERE'S A CRAZY ORDER HERO TRYING TO SUCK MY DICK OFF!!!!’

&lsquo;Oooooooh, that's nice! I like seeing yaoi too. Or is it one of those prudish, silly female Paladins the Order has recruited? No matter, who cares, I love watching and giving blowjobs, so let that little bitch/fag turn up! Maybe we can make it a very steamy threesome if you're agreeable to that! You don't have to be so shy or scared about someone sucking you off, it's perfectly normal for someone to long for a big hard cock in their mouth! I love it when I feel the first explosion of cum shoot across my pink tongue, and then the subsequent shots go down my throat! It feels so slutty and liberating, I hope you can give that to me! In fact, I'm tired of waiting for that bitch. Let her join in later. *chews right through your pants* Now let's see ... *your dick springs up and hits her in the face* Ouch! It's so big and hard already, see that? You really want this, I can see that. I believe you'll want to stay with me, I can suck off anyone better than those dumb Order prigs!

&lsquo;And look, I think the Order paladin was jealous enough to turn up on time! *the Order bitch comes up and leaps off her horse* She looks nice, doesn't she? Just like a little virgin who doesn't know what she's missing. Let's teach her the pleasures of sucking!&rsquo;

She waves a magic wand and the paladin's clothes fall off magically before she can give any stupid speech about how you're a heretic and must surrender. The paladin squeals and tries to cover her boobs and pussy, but fails miserably as they're a little oversized. &lsquo;See that? We'll soon show her how silly she was to be scared of sex. Now let's tie her to a tree, like, so, and I'll prove I'm the best cocksucker around here. :D&rsquo; *She gets on her knees and starts kissing your dick all over while watching the paladin out of the corner of her eye, who has tears of shame in her eyes, and then licks it bit by bit, like a cat lapping up cream. She blows a kiss and winks at the paladin who's struggling not to show her arousal at the lewd spectacle in front of her, and takes your cock into her mouth slowly, licking and sucking it all over inside her mouth while impaling herself further on you. She then starts moving back up, but keeps teasing you with her tongue and lips all the while even as her wet throat grips you.* &lsquo;So what do you say, you Order prude? Do you want to see how good this can feel?&rsquo;

&lsquo;YES!&rsquo; the Order paladin screams. &lsquo;I'm sick of running around in a chastity belt and being told what to do all the time, please let me go and share his love rod with me! I want to know what I've been kept from by those Order assholes!&rsquo;

The march hare slips her mouth off your cockhead and purses up her lips. She leans down and gives it a little kiss of appreciation, then winks cheekily at you. She gets up and starts strutting towards the paladin, giggling as she twerks her butt right in front of you while walking to the tree. &lsquo;Threesome, here I come,&rsquo; she chortles.