Talk:Automaton/@comment-28718853-20170410144301/@comment-29602226-20170523221955

"I was ready for this!" I shout, and pull the Mamono Emergency lever.

A door opens, and twenty naked men trapped to beds are revealed. They have been fed nothing but Humpty Egg yolk, Extra Thick Holstaur milk, Honey Bee honey, Mandragora Roots, Prisioner Fruits and Sticky Mushrooms for months. Automatic syringes pump them full of Doppelganger Medicine and Raging Mushroom juice, and opens their manacles.

The Cockatrice turns tomato red and runs away, chased by the men, while the Automaton tries to protect her. I escape, cackling like a madman.

But damn! A Dullahan, a Centaur, a Lizardman and a Jinko are blocking my exit!

"In the name of the Demon Lord, you are arrested!"

"Arrested, my ass!" I pull a button in my watch, and the floor opens, revealing a pit full of Tentacle Plants.

I run to the secret garage while the Tentacle Plants slow the Monstergirls. Jump into the flying car, start the engine and...

A Lilim is in front of me!

"You won't get rid of me so easily as the others..."

I'm out of tricks. I need to do something incredibly cunning, daring, in order to get pass that Lilim...

"Look, a boner!" I point. She turns around seeking the penis, and I have just enough time to take off and leave.

"You will pay for that!" The Lilim screams, flying after me...

I point behind her again and shout: "look, a bunch of discarded condoms!"; she turns around again, and I manage to escape...