Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20181209044527/@comment-36855838-20181209201415

SmartProtagonist wrote: Go try to defeat the dragon with the spoon. Th-that's not how you format-

Fine.

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Command:

Go try to defeat the dragon with the spoon.

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Siezed by a desire for the beautiful scaled maiden, our young man clutches desperately at his Brass pool lantern and trusty spoon; his dinner, tent, magnificent beard, and possessions forgotten, he proceeds towards the thin, winding path which leads down the cliff.

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It's now dark, but after hours of careful walking, the young man has reached the glowing mouth of the cave.

Spoon in hand, our valiant suitor stands before the entrance, unsure what to do.

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Possessions (on hand):

-spoon

●Sand

-Large backpack [contains]:

-[brass pool lantern (unlit)]

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Possessions (out of reach):

-bubble slime base perfume (full)

-canteen (full)

-red bowtie

-white short-sleeved button-up shirt (1 breast pocket)

-cleated boots

-denim trousers

-Seal leather gloves

-seel leather jacket

-tent & tent accessories

-fishing rod

-fishing rod replacement parts (inf. use)

-magic universal fish bait (ten)

-fistful of long, magnificent beard hairs

-lucky lock of holstaur hair (in law's)

-lucky lock of march hair (ha, puns)

-secret blend of 11 herbs and spices (inf. use)

-crisp stalks (ten)

-hairy serrated steak knife

-fork

-cookpot (cooling) (contains: Unmelting Icicle)

-cookpot stilts

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The threshhold is far too hot to cross, what shall we do?

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