Talk:Gyoubu Danuki/@comment-24664052-20150324094129/@comment-26219553-20150414080824

Sighing theatrically, I flop down onto my bed, nonchalantly resting my hand on the bedside table as I do so. "Fine, fine. All's fair in love and war, I suppose. You win.". Grinning at my apparent acceptance of the situation, she shoves me back onto the bed before straddling me.

Deciding that now will be as good a chance as I'll get, I say "You know, it's a shame that you mamono don't let us use condoms, really." Cocking a perfectly-groomed eyebrow, she asks me why.

Suddenly cackling, I sit up abruptly and shove her off me, before yanking open my bedside table's drawer and slamming my hand down on the panic button I installed inside; "Because then when you asked if I had one, I could say that it's a good job I ALWAYS COME PREPARED!"

As soon as I hit the button, a hidden partition in the far wall opens to reveal- all three of the heavily armed mercenaries I was paying to guard me being screwed by kunoichi. Silently looking between this scene and the danuki, she smiles innocently and produces a copy of the building's blueprints from her pocket.

Leaping back on top of me before I can react, she laughs and says "Lesson one, partner- when it comes to being crafty, danukis wrote the book. Nice try, though. Now, let's get this corporate merger underway."

Welp. At least my new wife is intelligent as well as cute.