Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150909070407/@comment-26115871-20150914214554

I give her an annoyed expression before my amazoness wife comes into the room "Oh good, you're here. Now, he needs to eat three times a day - watch him, he'll pig out on snacks if you let him. His bedtime is around 11:00, feel free to help yourself to him, but remember that he's still mine."

"Honey, do you have to do this every time you go out to hunt?"

"Yes. It's not like you can protect yourself."

Ouch.