Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-26517142-20160922100812/@comment-29325824-20170206150006

Well, Flod, then the solution is simple. Just sell half of your silverware to a person that doesn't have a Shoggoth (keep the other half for guests) and buy something nice for your sweet, devoted, lovely Shoggoth-chan to show your appreciation.

...Crap, I just realized, what can you buy for a Shoggoth? You can't get her clothes or tools as she hates those, a book will probably get dirty, and jewelry might be too impractical for her.