Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28365753-20170812015325/@comment-26492770-20170823015619

Without saying a word, I immediately book it towards the front door, sprint out of the house, hastily shut the door behind me, and just fucking leg it down the street as fast as I possibly can. I do NOT look back! I only focus on one thing: running away and putting distance between me and the Humpty Egg. "Goddamnit, mom and dad," I think, "you both know I don't like Wonderland or anything from there!" Hopefully, the Humpty Egg finds some other guy to fuck. As for me, I'll enjoy the fresh air and exercise. There's nothing like a good sprint through the neighborhood.