Talk:Sea Slime/@comment-108.61.228.168-20150319024549

> be sea-slime > not even your name works right, 'cos you're a fucking jellyfish > no-one remembers you exist > all the other slimes, even parasite-slime, laugh at you 'cos you're solid > slime fetishists don't like you 'cos you can't adjust your bust and ass at will > no-one else likes you 'cos you're a fucking jellyfish > live a lonely life floating all alone in the sea > not fast enough to chase after ships like mermaids or nereids > best you can do is try and get caught in a trawler's net > it's scary and dangerous 'cos you could get strangled if the net twists wrong > it takes you out of your element, and dumps your delicate, membranous form on a hard wooden deck > can barely even sit up as cruel, above-surface gravity crushes your body > struggle to breathe as your polyps try to process oxygen from the cold, thin air > you just have to pray to the Demon Lord that it's a ship that's been at sea a long time so the men are of a sex-starved disposition rather than "PURGE IT FOR ILIAS" > weakly try to tempt the men with your fragile, shivering form > basically entirely at their mercy > best you can hope for is to be used as a pity-fuck cumdump for sailors who only do it 'cos they've not seen pussy for weeks > have to do this every time you want a meal > get tossed overboard afterwards as they sail away back to their wives on land > sink to the seafloor > try not to cry > cry a lot