Talk:Dragon/@comment-26948680-20160802075356

You enter your dragon daughters room to find she has made a pillow fort. She looks up at you and mock growls "I'm a real dragon! I'm in my cave guarding my horde!" She beams at you. Upon your asking of the content of her 'horde' she turns around, blocking your view with her wings and lists "umm... Mr Snuggles, the necklace aunt Jadis got me for my birthday a picture of George (a beetle), one of mummy's old rings, the ancient tome 'good night rabbit' and a Mars bar".

You leave her room to find your wife panicking. She grabs you by your shoulders lifting you off the ground and in a breathless shriek tells you "I can't find my wedding ring! I took it off to do the washing up but now I can't find it!"

What do you do?