User blog comment:Doctor Ibrahim/Ask the Doc and his Family!/@comment-27950421-20161012205629/@comment-28358106-20161027231701

Lucida folds her hands. "Ok, if a wood duck ducked every time the woodchuck chucked, their duck/chuck ratio would be the same, not factoring for mortality. If the duck kept ducking once his magic woodchuck friend was dead, he would have ducked two hundred four million, nine hundred eighty four thousand times, assuming he lives to be thirteen, which the average captive wood duck can very well be."

Aegis has fallen asleep with her head in my lap and is drooling on my leg.