Talk:Dragon/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151224021425/@comment-27049723-20151225045359

I chuckle and say "Sorry, but my daughter isn't for sale, I can get you an ostrich egg, if it's a big egg you want?"

He sneers and says "I don't want any old egg, I want a dragon's egg, in this case yours. How about 300000? That's my final offer."

"Boy, these noble types just don't know when to quit." I whisper to my wife, making her smile.

"I'm sorry friend but you're gonna have to leave, or else.." I say, still chuckling slightly.

The noble crosses his arms, trying to look indignant "'Or else' what?"

I look towards my wife and signal her by snapping my fingers. On my signal she gently places the egg somewhere safe and then shifts into her primal form.

"Or else, I'll feed you to my wife." I say with a big sh*t-eating grin. The noble stares at my wife with utter terror in his eyes.

"You make a valid arguement." Is all he says before running away screaming like the dandy he is.

Once he's gone, my wife turns back to normal and we fist bump watching the coward run away. Once he's out of sight I give my wife a peck on the cheek and whisper "We should probably go home before he comes back with the town guard or something."

"Agreed." My wife says back, we walk back home, smiling, with one of my hands holding her's, the other holding my precious unhatched daughter.