Talk:Mershark/@comment-24026095-20170207200647/@comment-29435884-20170209130017

After coughing up all the sea water I just swallowed, I belt out "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter..." The mershark is looking very concerned at this point and checking me over for skull fractures. "Ahem, yes. I'd love to" I mutter. "Oh good" The mershark says, "I thought you'd knocked a screw loose." "Nah my situational comedy is just shit." It was the start of a beautiful relationship.