Talk:Wurm/@comment-4407082-20150207050310/@comment-28935784-20150226052912

Well programmed, Party.

enum situation {raped, loved, broken_hips};

int Camran1005;

if (Wurm = horny) Camran1005 = raped;

else if (Wurm = cutie) Camran1005 = loved;

else if (Wurm = pissed_and_horny_for_10_years) Camran1005 = broken_hips;

else {    grab_Camran1005 ; drag_him_away; ignore_his_kicking_and_screaming;

enjoy_his_fearful_pleading;

fuck_him_hard;

smirk_at_his_screaming ;

Wurm = "You enjoyed that, huh? Why complain unnecessarily?" }