Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-29435884-20191212125638

"No. I'm married. To an Inari. Who likes fried chicken."

Story

"Lady Hel has noticed our competition. Your derailing of my efforts has displeased her. Her messenger will explain."

A Banshee steps forward

"My lady would like to let 'insert name here' know that rejecting undead girls is bad. Marry an undead girl. Otherwise my Lady *she squints at the page* will kick your arse."