Talk:Devil Bug/@comment-25095137-20140810180730/@comment-25035274-20140812134230

What can I say? If he's got Devil Bugs infesting his house, said house by necessity must be absolutely disgusting according to the Lore of the World. As such, any food that I eat there may very well send me to the hospital. He might be a friend, but he ain't a dear enough friend that I'm willing to die for his porkchops.