User blog comment:The Reptile King/An announcement and a contest/@comment-30014014-20170801083339

Well,it took quite a bit of time, what with the massive amount of back pedalling I did with this. But, there you go. Read it, laugh at it, whichever you wish, I'm finally finished.

But please, don't dwell too much in the mind of this deranged clown. Some real cringeworthy, cheesy stuff in it.