Talk:Dragon/@comment-27025977-20160908051008/@comment-29849845-20160908235609

I do as he says and start running like hell. The dragon roars as she turns the battlefield into blazing inferno. All I can think about is running to get help to the point that it takes awhile to realize that I'm being carried in the air by the dragon.

With a glimmer of lust in her eyes and a smile on her face she says, "Don't worry I won't anything happen to my husband."

"Husband?!" I yell in reply. "Your a dragon shouldn't Drummod be more suitable?"

She giggles and says, "I prefer brains over brawn. So you better prove me right by figuring out my weak spots tonight, or thing will be rough for you."

I proved her right later and in 9 months my wife gave birth.