Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160921235254/@comment-30700719-20170630141012

"Oh. Hmm. Interesting." The Minotaur taps me on the shoulder, and swings her battleaxe at my head. I duck, and her axe buries itself in the prince's tree. "ICARUS, get an Osprey out here!"  I unholster my revolver and fire a .454 Casull round into the handle of the battleaxe, breaking it in half. The Minotaur growls in anger and leaps at me, trying to tackle me. Without aiming, I turn around and fire off another shot. Her right horn suddenly shrinks by half, and her head noticeably gets kicked back. She hits the ground, and I inspect her horn from a distance. The bullet hit right in the middle, breaking off a rather large piece. She tries to get to her feet, but I take the handle of her now-broken axe and bonk her over the head with it. My attention turns to the Chimaera, and I cock the gun. She turns and faces me, her snake tail hissing vehemently. I fire off a shot, and the tree gains a rather large gunshot. I pull back the hammer with my thumb. "Flesh is a lot weaker than wood. You see what that shot did to the tree?" She thinks it over, then slowly backs up into the bushes. "Thank you for your cooperation. Now, how do I get you down from there, Prince?" He slowly climbs down the tree, and I pat him on the back. "Don't worry, I got you. This king's still got a bit of pep in his step." He looks me down and up, then puts on a surprised face. "But you're not much older than I am!" I lead him to a grassy clearing. "Don't worry about it. Besides, our ride is here. Free of charge, for the young prince." The Osprey slowly lands on the grass, the downwash ruffling our hair. We clamber in, and I enter the cockpit. "Oh, by the way. Do you know a song called Purple Rain?" He looks at me suspiciously. "Why, yes. I've been writing it myself. How did you know?" I shake my hand. "Oh, I know a lot of things. My kingdom's rather large." We take off, following the dirt road.