Talk:Demon/@comment-44238526-20200208033557

Daemon:Human why not sign this contract?

Human:I am sorry lady but I have other issues and cannot afford to sign a contract.

Daemon:But there is no real cost exce-

Human:No, even if it cost nothing I still can't afford it. I have student loans and bills to worry about, if for some reason society collapsed, then I am sure a lot of other people would love it if their student loans just stop existing, no stable society no loans.

Daemon: Hold that thought *teleports away then back* Ok so student loans, that is beyond screwed up. So sign this contract and-

Human: (signs without reading) Whelp I got nothing else to lose.

Daemon:What?