Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-26948680-20160802072727/@comment-24026095-20160802193024

I slip on the &lsquo;waxed floor&rsquo;, go sliding ten feet across the kitchen, and faceplant right into my beautiful shoggoth maid's tits.

And she never lets me leave. D'awwwwwwww ... they're awesome pillows.

Oh, but I'm hungry now. Better ask her for a sandwich.