Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37781489-20190304224525/@comment-38232361-20190331142112

Lilim and Demon: *in the middle of unzipping your pants under table* got breakfast covered down here!

Dark Elf: I don't suppose they have a wine menu to start things off?

Lamia: Scrambled eggs and bacon.

Lizardman: Same, but sunnyside up and sausage

Mermaid and Kraken: We will each have the Seafood platter

Minotaur: I could go for a large T-bone. Medium Rare. *everyone stares slackjawed* What?

Hellhound and husband if she lies

So, what did you think of the movie "Marley and Me?" (*whispers* How long did she cry for?)