Talk:Ogre/@comment-26380985-20160215020905/@comment-5426290-20160215093136

(=.=) "Eeeew.. Dad probably did her and left her to dribble his spunk onto my bed. Eeeeeeeewww, I hate his mid-life-crisis-style asserting of dominance.

I go to my mother who is sitting in her favorite couch knitting a scarf. The human women happily greets me and places her stuff aside for me to sit next to her. "Mom, dad cheated on you again and left that girl on my bed, can't he leave me alone? I hate that he takes every opportunity to make my bed sicky, it's disgusting."

She smiles sweetly and then pulls herself on my lap. "I know he's been cheating on me sweetie, and I don't like it either. But I know a way to get back at him." She presses her lips to mine. "If he wants to show off his incubus skills and get you to indulge too, we will show him off together."

At that she presents a crystal which she shatters, turning us both to an incubus and a succubus. We go at it like perverted incestual bunnies, my mom leaving her cheating polygamous husband behind and me leaving an overly pestering man behind as we both experience the pleasure of corruption in our new house/above-ground-sex-dungeon.