Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170731082116/@comment-26545936-20170805045330

Ah hah! None would think to go on the roof!

I do so, but make it seem like I attempted to hide in the basement first as I am smart!

I open up the window and climb up onto the roof making sure that I'm behind my chimney as I'm doing so... So now we... uhhh wait I guess... Shit, I have literally nothing to do!

"Uh, hellooo?" A meek voice calls from below! But I don't care.

"I-I'm going to come in okay? It's scary out here... Too many loud noises you see." No, I don't see actuall- 'CRASH!' holy shit! That was my front door dude, bro, not cool!

Annnd so it starts... rather uneventfully, it appears as though the Holstaur is unable to figure it out. "I-I guess no one's here... Uhhh... s-sorry." And then she leaves.

As soon as I hear her clip-clopping away I hear a much more energetic voice enter my hearing "Hellooooo? I has candy and chocolates! Would you like some?!" No thanks... 'BOOM!' Alright what the fuck. "I'm cumming innnn!~"

The March Hare presumably gets closer to figuring out my location, but eventually gives up... While I'm dying of bordom... and a bit of hunger... Ish going to be a loooong night.

She leaves and I swear to god I hear a cat meowing. "Nya, anyone there? I'm so hooorny~" Oh fer facks sake com- 'THUD' JESUS! What is with it with these girls and destroying my fucking house. "Ooooh, is that chocolate! 'THERE'S CHOCOLATE!?' Oh right... allergic." Hah yes, all mine bitches!

Okay I'm sure these girls are getting closer to me, its only a matter of time. One of them has to be not stupid 'ZAP!' Oh fuck who brought the thunderstorm?!

I hear ragged breathing coming from my backyard and if I were to move up a few and look down I would definitely see a hot and bothered weasel girl. Gasping and masturbaiting constantly. Annnd she's destroying everything electrial looking for me... I'm not close to anything conductive right? No, goood...

I swear this one was about to get out of the window but she doesn't... Is the wind blocking my scent or what? I know its windy but comeon. Alright next one... My legs are stiff... I don't think I could move that much if I wanted. I scretch them out a bit as the Raiju leaves... and two howls enter instead.

"There's a man nearby I smell him... but where?" "His scent leads to the basement lets go!" "Lets~" 'CLAW!' God fucking dammit. I'mma going to have to smack a bitch when I'm done here.

So like 40 minutes pass of them not finding me... but then. "Sister, the window's open!" Just going to change my position to not in the direction of the mirror. As I hear something climbing out of the mirror... and not finding anything. She looks around and sniffs the air but growls in annoyance, walking closer to my position. As she walks past me and doesn't fine me from some insane stroke of luck I slowly change position as she looks over the front part of the house. "No one's here sister, this is just a waste of time!" I see tho has become frustrated and 'thud' oh they're actually leaving nevermind.

And next on the list is... 'I pause looking at the waves listed. Before checking out 'all of them.' 'SLITHER.'

Oh fuck... Well no way all of those sneks will find m- "HE'S ON THE ROOF!" Fack I go into the house once more through the window and then I hear multiple cracking sounds as the snek ladies all get into my house. I tip-toe to my bedroom somehow NOT alerting them...

It appears as though my room has NOT been invaded surpursingly... Whoa...

So I just close the door and flop onto the bed, awaiting my fate.

And await my fate... annd... Oh come on guys, I'm right fucking here! But no... They somehow DON'T find me. Even with multiple magical bullshit. Is my room blessed or something?

"He's not here! What the hell, we looked everywhere!" Are you kidding me guys? Are you fucking serious? Well alright then...

The sneks leave and the final wave enters. "Helllooo? Are you here?"

Welp... I turn to my phone and look up a video... and play it at full blast. ( Meh, music.)

Alright where is my sword? Ah there it is! I unsheath it and dramatically get into a pose infront of my bed. "Oh?" I hear the voice say as she comes upstairs and into my room.

It instantly gets to the dramatic part as the 8-tailed Yokou opens the door... Looking at me with raised eyebrow. "Well it appears I have met a hero for the dramatics haven't I?"

"Silence demon! Your time has come at a end!" I rush at her, jump attempting to swing... and then flop onto the floor.

"Alright I have just had to go through 6 hours of bullshit. Can this last hour be one of pleasure?" She raises a eyebrow before picking me up and placing me on the bed.

"Of course~"

Huh... could have gone worse I suppose.