Talk:Alp/@comment-25041612-20141009072715/@comment-25035274-20150213154730

Gotcha. Well, I don't believe you're trying to be actively disrespectful to people, so I'll keep the same decorum. You are entitled to your beliefs.

I, meanwhile, will be disregarding the theory in whole. Why? Because it smacks awfully hard of someone who's never met me and never spoken to me trying to tell me that they know what I really want in the sack better than I do.

Telling me that the fact my clothing doesn't usually look like I was standing beside a Crayola factory when it exploded means that there's a part of me that wants to sleep with men is somewhat akin to telling me that my recognition of a horse as a graceful creature actually means that I want to make that horse my personal breeding mare.

It's something that I personally find to be rather insulting. It also sounds like something that crackpot Freud would have dreamed up.