Talk:Apophis/@comment-26380985-20170430175323/@comment-30700719-20170601114458

I being to climb to the highest part of the pyramid. It's hard going, but I manage to reach the top. I flop onto the flat platform and pull myself up. Looking around, I've got a great view of everything, so hopefully, no-one's gonna sneak up on me. Wait a minute, isn't there a point at the top of a pyramid? I slowly turn around.....and see a giant floating eye. "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!" I yell, before jumping off. I go sliding down the side of the pyramid, screaming all the way. "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"