Talk:Anubis/@comment-26115871-20151029214658

During a long, hellish trip through the desert you find a nearby oasis. You immediately walk towards it, and are splashing your face with water when you become aware of a nearby commotion.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE PYRAMID AND TAKE YOUR POSITION AS THE GUARD, YOU STUPID CAT!"

"NO, IT'S TOO WARM TODAY! I WANNA STAY AT THE OASIS!"

"Too warm - WE LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!"

You eventually locate the source: an anubis is struggling to pry a sphinx off of a nearby palm tree. It doesn't seem that either of them has noticed you.

What Do You Do?