Talk:March Hare/@comment-37781489-20190221015545/@comment-29435884-20190221125216

Carric, Smor, boys, you're both missing the obvious and easy solution. The one that involes no murder or self-mutilation. Marry a Jabberwock.

Now, bear with me here, they're the guards of Wonderland aye? So the moment you drop in the realm you're eaither going to meet a Jabby or a Cheshire. (Cheshire cat marriage is also a good option.)

That means you can marry a Jabby before you even meet a March Hare.

Point number next one, she's a dragon. With the pride to match. All you need to do is say "braindead bunnies can fuck off" and any annoying March Hares are gonna be dragon drop-punted to the other side of Wonderland.

No one dies, no one gets their balls cut off, everyone's a winner. You're welcome.