Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-37231817-20200823194445/@comment-44464716-20200826211519

Me after opening the envelope and seeing the papers inside: "Uh... honey? When you went to the lawyer this morning, I think you may have left with the wrong papers. These are divorce papers; not the contract."

My wife: "What?!" She double-checks the papers. "Drat."

She and I head back to the laywer, give him the papers, and all is well.