User blog comment:Flamebiplane/Nope Gadget Failure Report/@comment-26517142-20161031053509/@comment-26517142-20161101212114

Here's one: Man uses EyeShield invisibility against an attacking Lioness. EyeShield falls apart in the middle of his running and he encounters a Cho instead. Sex ensues. God. That's nasty.

Another: Nope Broom countered in defense to a Kikimora begging for sex. She is propelled away,  but not before the broom sputters back to him and he is pinned on a wall. Kikimora gets his way with him.

Last one: Ejector Seat activated amidst the attack of several Hanuman. Ejector Seat loses fuel and crashes man in a whole nest of Hanuman. He is now a hapless sex slave. Darn. He's had it tough.