Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150227180407/@comment-25204624-20150318214547

'''I knew she would be pissed, so I popped a rage shroom beforehand. I pin her down with one finger and bind her in holy chains that a hellhound cannot willingly break free from. Next, I call over all the monsters I had been cheating with and we do it right in front of her... This lasts for quite some time... she gets none, she only gets to look, listen, and smell. Eventuallly, she's so weak and infamished from spirit energy starvation that I can overpower her without even relying on the raging shroom, and it is at this time I realize her from her chains, and now that her spirit and will is broken, I train her to be absolutely and unquestioningly obedient. She's no longer a guard dog, if she ever barks again, it'll be more like the bark of a yapping mutt. From now on, the only SE she'll be getting is from licking me and my other conquests clean after I get bored and decide to seek out a new conquest.'''

....OK. In most What Do scenarios, it's reasonable to have a sword or dagger on you if you're in a dangerous area, or stuff pertaining to the given situation. But seriously, you sound like a complete Marty Stu in this situation. One finger? Golden chains? Where the hell would you even get this sort of power, especially since you were obviously weak enough to be overpowered by a Hellhound.