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A battle mage has just escaped a catacomb with a tome carrying all kinds of earth-based spells. He wears an eager grin as he prepares to walk home with his latest prize when he feels something fluffy hug him from behind. "If you were going to go on another dungeon crawl you could have told me! I would have gone with you!"

"Too many things down there that would have terrified you into a statue," the man replies.

"Like what?" asks the Yeti.

"Deadly traps, a crazy man who could reveal your worst nightmares, and a monster of Old that was three dragons tall," the battle mage explains.

"All that for a book?" the Yeti asks as she points to the tome with a perplexed look on her face.

"This book holds all kinds of spells to make our garden look even more beautiful," the battle mage explains as he turns his back to the entrance to the catacombs and says, "Now let's get out of here. I don't think all of those rocks are going to hold that old horror for long."

The Yeti pokes the battle mage on his nose and says, "No more exploring dungeons without me! Got it?"

"Okay honey," the battle mage says with a shiny grin.