Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20201019004809/@comment-25808351-20201024191523

I farted in her general direction. Not out of malice or jest. Just farted and Cynd just rounded the corner. She took it as act of treason. She then slapped me with a glove, declared war on me and waited exactly 3 months till my guard was down, then administered the shit juice.

When I asked my beloved Cyndwella “Why? Why wait so long?”

She said “revenge is like good liquor, TIME IS THE KEY INGREDIENT!”

We then cuddled, kissed, and had belligerent high energy snu-snu.

She’s an absolute peach.