Talk:Gyoubu Danuki/@comment-24664052-20150324094129/@comment-26219553-20150414080824

Sighing theatrically, I flop down onto my bed, nonchalantly resting my hand on the bedside table as I do so. "Fine, fine. All's fair in love and war, I suppose. You win.". Grinning at my apparent acceptance of the situation, she shoves me back onto the bed before straddling me.

Deciding that now will be as good a chance as I'll get, I say "You know, it's a shame that you mamono don't let us use condoms, really." Cocking a perfectly-groomed eyebrow, she asks me why.

Suddenly cackling, I sit up abruptly and shove her off me, before yanking open my bedside table's drawer and slamming my hand down on the panic button I installed inside; "Because then when you asked if I had one, I could say that it's a good job I ALWAYS COME PREPARED!"

As soon as I hit the button, a hidden partition in the far wall opens to reveal- all three of the heavily armed mercenaries I was paying to guard me being screwed by kunoichi. Silently looking between this scene and the danuki, she smiles innocently and produces a copy of the building's blueprints from her pocket.

Leaping back on top of me before I can react, she laughs and says "Lesson one, partner- when it comes to being crafty, danukis wrote the book. Nice try, though. Now, let's get this corporate merger underway."

Welp. At least my new wife is an intelligent lass.