Talk:Dragon/@comment-5426290-20150422080855/@comment-26219553-20150422112104

I promptly nope the fuck out of there, for three reasons.

First, it's a DRAGON egg. If momma comes back, I don't want to be mistaken for a thief and shit-kicked into next week.

Two, it's a dragon EGG. I.e, the dragon is married. I'm not pissing off some incubus husband enough that he decides to chip in with the aforementioned shit-kicking.

Three, the egg is in a fire. Even if I did want to steal it, I'm not chargrilling my hands for the sake of being a kidnapper.