Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-28718853-20200108125130

"Why indeed it is ma'am, just brought in a Burmese python today." *proceeds to ramble on about pythons as the Phantom grows bored as hell*

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(PFP)

"See this gentleman right here with the gun? He's going to be our bodyguard and protect us from all kinds of threats.  Mainly monsters."