Talk:Primera Concerto/@comment-25311645-20140819155609/@comment-24.211.169.81-20140909093116

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(hmm this will be a problem Primera is clearly the leader of the pack as such she will undoubtably be the strongest and the fastest ... Wait WHY THE HELL AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS I ALREADY HAVE 1 WOMAN AND 3 LITTLE SISTERS THAT SEEK TO DRAIN ALL OF MY BODILY FLUIDS EVERYDAY! PRIMERA MAY BE THE SECOND MONSTER THAT I KNOW LOOKING TO TURN ME INTO HER PERMANENT SEAT. BUT DO I REALLY NEED ANOTHER MONSTER WANTING TO RIDE ME UNTIL I BREAK DOWN LIKE THE MOST POPULAR RIDE IN AN AMUSEMENT PARK)

Snapped back to reality by the breath of what must be a dozen horny warewolves, i quickly pull out my warp pendant (that's right it comes injewelry now) and recite the spell just as the wolves start to jump at me.

i breath a loud sigh of releif as i say "being alone never felt so satisfying." (of course that would be true if i had actually been alone) much to my disappointment from behined i hear "there are many things that can't be done while you are alone."

i quickly turn around before i am completely pinned under my former friend soon to be i fear the mother of many of my cubs. "aren't you glade i'm here" she happily squills as i am once again turned into a semen cow by another of the close women in my life. for the next few hours all i could think was (why the hell didn't i make more male friends)

hours latter i find myself standing, well leaning on Primera, in front of the door to the orphanage. only a second after my ralization does an excited Mimiru comes bouncing our "big brother welcome back did you get me the present you promised me." "yep sure did got you your very own stray I MEAN pet dog and big sister all in one."

after being ushered into the building by the now exstatic Mimiru, a smiling Sasha comes waddling up to us, "i see you have made "contact" with another of your friends from before the counry had its reformation. its so good to see you again Primera come in and have some dinner." turning back to me she says "of course you will take perfect respondsability for everyone you bring in with you." as she ended her statment she smilled... a particular kind of smile.... you know the kind of smile that makes you want to cut your own balls off before the teeth held within that smile have the chance to go at them.