User blog:Redknight910/WWYD Wonderland 2 LeafyGreenTea123

Prompt: Wonderland Wishes Pt 2

I take a few more minutes to take in my surroundings. When I'm sure everything's done weirding, I nod. Who exactly did summon me anyways?

"Oh, that's a surprise." She says cheerily, popping out of my vision for half a second before popping back into it sitting inside the handle of one of the giant teacups. "Come, I'm getting excited just thinking about it." She calls, swinging herself around the handle. I sigh. What choices do I have?

I take off after her, and every time I catch up she vansihes again, only to reappear somewhere else. We pass a comparatively small giant teacup where a wererabbit is riding her husband relentlessly. Next we pass two couples, one has some kind of dragon subspecies standing next to him, while the other is carrying his harpy wife on his crotch like nothing's happening.

"Enjoying the sights?" The cheshire's voice comes from behind me. I spin around, only to find she's teleported again. This cat's going to get on my nerves pretty quick at this rate. Hurrying after her I trip over a sleeping giant mouse. I fall flat on my face and growl to myself for a bit. When I get up I realise the mouse is still sleeping.

"Watch your step. Never know what you could hit around here. Hungry?" The werecat asks, handing me a small cake. I grudgingly accept, about to take a bite when she does, only to see her body transform into a young girl. Looking at the cake in my mouth, I pull it out and decide I'm not  that  hungry.

The now childish werecat giggles and takes the cake from me, eating that one too, to little effect. "Oh well, more for me." She then continues on, as if nothing had happened. We wander through several more scenes of sexual life merged with everyday.

A jubjub, as my guide called the harpies, berating her daughter for incorrect technique, another cheshire apparently taking another man on a guide, giggling at the childish stature of my own guide.

<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Wasn't he hungry?" She asks, my own guide giggles in response.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Not really, he almost was, but decided he wasn't." The other cheshire smiles and continues on, saying something about the cookies in this realm. We then happen upon a tea party of sorts, where a surprisingly well dressed woman is sitting sipping tea.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Oh, Carla, would you and your guest join us for tea?" She asks, pouring another cup.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"I'd love to, but the queen is expecting me, though..." She warps over to the party and steals a cookie. "I could use one of these." She downs it quickly, suddenly returning to the way she was. I make a mental note to not eat anything until I know it's safe.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Ah, of course. Perhaps later my dear." The woman says, finishing her cup and starting on the fresh one.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Come on, we're getting close!" I hear from behind me, turning to see Carla on the road behind me. But what really catches my attention is what's behind her. Was that giant castle there a moment ago?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Turning back the party has vanished, only road stretching out behind me. Shaking my head I take a moment, before following the cheshire again.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">We enter the castle town, and what greets us is nothing short of raw chaos. People appearing in the street, making out half naked, some not even that. Hare's and jubjub's taking or being taken by their husbands against the walls, and enough moaning to drown out a band of off key violinists.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">I suddenly feel a soft touch behind me. "Come on come on. We've got to get to the castle!" Carla cheers, and I realise this is the first time she's touched me. We make our way through couples out for a stroll, watching the orgies rolling through the plaza and crowds of sleeping mice being taken without even looking like waking. Eventually we reach the gate, where a pair of armoured jabberwocks stand.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Ah, Carla, great timing. The queen just finished with an alice." One says, opening the great door. Inside the casual sex in even more debauched. Parties where men and monsters are partaking of those strange cakes and cookies between bouts of wild raging sex. People randomly appearing out of nowhere in the middle of fucking. Then we reach the throne room.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Unlike everywhere else in the castle it's surprisingly calm. No one randomly appearing, no sprawling orgies filling every inch of the room.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">And on her throne, sitting with a group of alice's and their husbands is the one who could only be the queen. A little girl with the defining traits of a lilim. They appear to be having a small tea party, but upon noticing us, the gathering is dispersed. The queen is left with a cup of tea in her hands, sipping daintily.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Carla. It's so nice to see you again." She says happily. She places the cup on the arm of her throne. "And you brought him, too!" She squeals, jumping up and pattering over to us. She throws her arms around Carla and pats her on the head. "Good kitty." She giggles, getting a blush from Carla.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Now, what did you think of my world?" She turns to me. "Isn't it fun?" She asks. It's definitely different, and I don't think I'll trust the food for a while.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Don't worry, everyone loves the food once they get used to it." She smiles. "You wanted to be somewhere fun, right? Somewhere where things aren't boring? That place's here! Here things are always changing, and there's always new fun to be had." I nod, that, at least partially, is definitely what I saw, nothing seems to stay stable here for long.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"So, do you wanna stay?" She asks, smiling. "Or do you wanna go back to that boring old life where nothing ever changes except your age?" I think about it for a time. Even if I said no, would she let me leave? Or would I just end up in some dungeon, being fucked by whatever came in to use me?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">My thoughts are broken by the sound of a foot tapping and the queen wearing an impatient look. I nod, okay, I'll stay. She cheers and wraps her arms around me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Great!" She cries as she lets me go. She then turns to Carla. "I'm putting you in charge of getting him used to things. Now get to it so I can get back to my tea party." She says, going back up to her throne and grabbing the teacup.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">As we leave Carla has a firm grip on my arm. "I'm glad you said you'd stay." She says, nuzzling into my arm. "Now, to show you  everything  there is to see in wonderland." She says with a smile.