Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170516155623

You are a superintendent of police. Your only partner is a march hare who has no trouble with breaking all the rules of proper decorum to seduce you. It was tiring, but at least it gave you some entertainment for the times you had to keep dodging bullets and nabbing criminals.

One day, you come across two robbers, a man and woman, stealing an old lady's purse and running away. You jog forwards, then realise that the march hare is a lot faster on her feet.

You: Come on, Akemi! We need to nab those goons!

Akemi: (yawns, looks up, and keeps filing her nails)

You: LET'S MOVE, AKEMI! We have to collar those criminals, don't you get it?

Akemi drops her nail file and charges in the direction which the robbers were running, much to your alarm. What could have provoked her?

Thirty seconds later, Akemi returns with the man and woman on leashes with collars around their necks. She seems a little out of breath, but unhurt.

Akemi: Found them, boss! It took a little while to collar them since I couldn't find collars of the right size and shape, and they kept kicking and screaming, but here they are! Let's rape them in the cells!

What do you do?