Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190415172622/@comment-37449770-20190417233511

Hey you! Yes you! Are you tired of life? Still having a drinking problem! Recently broke up! Well join the military! Not interested? Well good luck you miserable piece of trash!

But if you are interested consider recruiting to the nearest recruitment center they have free beer and you don't have to pay rent!

We'll ask our satisfied clients!

First Guy: "The military is amazing...I'm done now please don't kill me."

Second Guy: "I got a new wife from here after she raped me."

Third Guy: "They have free beer so that's good."

See! Now get out there and recruit yourself in! If you're single now's your chance to get a free wife that won't leave you behind!

You must be 18 in order to be in the military!