Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-29543192-20161029151830/@comment-27013478-20161029164532

'I'll kill everything that moves!' And the includes your virginity too! 'They're living on borrowed time!' Yeah, they only have 1 hour to fuck, they gotta live it to the max. 'Scorched earth!' Special Move:Scorched earth. The heat of your boner scorches the earth around you, you must sate it with some wet puss. 'Do Svidania...' ..., sister fucker, use a condom next time.

You're givin' me a tough time buddy, it's hard to come up with sexual jokes from these.