Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-26948680-20160214203004

You are passing through wonderland when you come across a hatter, March hare and dormouse having a tea party. Despite it being Valentine's Day they all seem pretty somber. Out of sheer curiosity you listen from behind a giant teacup.

H: well here's to another Valentine's Day as three single ladies.

M: this is terrible! So many guys flit with me but as soon as I flirt back they're gone!

D:*yawns* I thought I had a hubby but I woke up and it was just a mushroom on one of your hats.

H:what!

M: it is a particularly sexy hat (all laugh half heartedly) I can't go another year like this! We should just go out and get husbands!

H: I'm with you there!... [insert name]?

D:huh?...oh. Yeah!...zzz...

What do you do?