Talk:Girtablilu/@comment-26115871-20151118021057/@comment-27036092-20160414092717

(Not a serious answer once again, but I might write an actual one soon though)

"Err... Excuse me, do you mind if I drink before you enter the water, and then I'll go, not bother you and never see you again?"

Additional part, past the gag itself :

I fill a bottle with the pond's water, and I start walking again, getting past them, when I hear behind me : "The first to dive wins?" Uh-oh...

I start running, trip thanks to a small hole in the sand, and five minutes later I have a wife and enjoy swimming with her friends and her.