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The faithful Crusader was tasked by his eminence the pope himself to exterminate the certain dark mage, who has repeatedly destroyed a few of his personal "supply" convoys and "gave" all off his men to the monsters of the forrest.

So the crusader made his way to the lair of the accursed mage, in order to show her that no wand or magic can ever beat his glorious blessed LMG. After days of travel he finally got to the home of his enemy, ready to fight he approached her forrest cabin with one finger at the trigger.

But before he could do anything at all his LMG suddenly turned into a chocolate version of the original. Confused by the sudden action the crusader tried to find the culprit, only to discover her standing just behind him.

With his weapon now useless he threw a punch at the woman in black, but it didn't land. Before his fist hit her face he was paralyzed by one of her spells and with his body not responding anymore he was unable to oppose this monster.

A few days later the pope recived a letter from the knight he had sent in order to get revenge for his destroyed porcelain collection. In this letter was written that the problem has been dealt with, but that the crusader would resign his position, because of his sudden wedding and honeymoon trip.