Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20190106055742

It's opening night, and you've tested the waters with a few jokes already, and your audience has not been receptive.

Your telling of the aristocrats nearly had a vampire at your throat, and not in a fun way.

It was only downhill from there, the cannibals and the clown, the antenna marriage, the asphault beer, all of them flopped.

The audience is getting restless, you need a good joke-and fast!

As you peer out at the audience for inspiration, you spy. . .  