Talk:Unagi Joro/@comment-27833242-20160508184200/@comment-27950421-20160508192558

Technically neither hagfish nor lamprey are eels, they are both jawless fish and are the last remnants of a far more primitive type of fish, they just happen to be eel shaped (same goes for electric eels actuall, those are distant relative of the carp). The Unagi Joro is based off of the Japanese freshwater eel, which is much less mucousy than a hagfish, blood sucky than a lamprey, and far less ugly/murdery than both. I imagine that the JFE also tastes better but I've never had lamprey or hagfish so I wouldn't know. As for slimey, Mucous Toads surpass them on that, and vampires, dhampirs, and vamp mosquitoes suck blood (unlike this eel girl which just eats fish and shellfish). I don't see you throwing a huge hissy fit with them. As for eiken, haven't seen it, I can understand using one series to crack a joke about another, but using a series as reason to throw a hissy fit over another is just olain stupid. And finally, it isn't my chill, it's your chill. I'm using my chill. Now you need to use yours.