User blog:Benalake/Guide to Successful Adventuring: Intro

Warning: Just by reading this, you have likely committed a sin in the eyes The Order of the Chief God.

Now, with that out of the way, let me welcome you to my guide.

I’ll try to keep this short, but I wanted to explain my reasoning for making this.

My name is Emera The Scribe, but people call me Mera. I'm a Scribe. As you can guess, I am the one writing this guide down. Recently, I was expelled for The Order for reading a book called “The Monster Girl Encyclopedia”. I’m sure you have heard of it.

Anyway, the book was well written, and documented monsters in ways The Order had never thought of, answered questions our own scholars have searched for their entire lives. The best way to learn about something was to study it directly.

I wanted to set out on my own, but my very first encounter showed me I needed help. I set out to the nearest town, in search of companions. As luck would have it, a group of adventures were in the town bar. After a few rounds of drinks, a display of my intelligence, and promises that I wouldn’t slow them down, I was allowed to join them in their adventures. I even convinced them to write a down some of their knowledge on dealing with monsters.

And this is that is the story of this Guide. As I have been unable to encounter any monsters as of yet, I will instead use this entry to introduce my fellow adventurers, and explain how my guide works

Emera The Scribe:
Me again.

My sections will be on the physical side of the Monsters. I’ll describe them as best I can, as well as draw a rough depiction. I’ll also attempt to approximate the stats of the monster we encounter but they are likely to change as some may be weaker or stronger.

I’ll spare you my back story, as I’ve already given the important parts.

I’m most skilled when it comes to my mind. I can speak most modern languages, as well as read and write in them. I have knowledge of plants, animals, geography, history, and magic. My time with the Order has given me a small resistance to the charms of monster girls, but I am still mostly useless in a fight. Also, I have been told I’m very persuasive, when I try to be.

I like to consider myself as an eager, knowledgeable person, but in truth I suspect my time in the order has left me innocent to the world. Moreover, when people speak of me, they tend to think of me as an idealist, living with an impossible dream. However, I intend to prove them wrong, and write my heart out for this guide.

Ashley Fuil Dhlaga Lu:
For the record, I am against this entire idea. The last thing our group need is a useless virgin to protect, let alone a book to write. But I was outvoted, so here I am.

My name is Ashley Fuil Dhlaga Lu. But I hate my full name, so just call me Ash.

I might as well try to add something useful to this, so I’ll be teaching about basic self-defense against monsters. In other words, the monsters about weakness and strengths, as well as tactics for when you need to fight or run. Running is not the coward’s choice, should it be your best bet to survive.

Apparently, I need to talk about my background to prove I’m an expert in my field. The very fact that this group is still alive should prove that, but it seems that isn’t enough.

I used to be a warrior for The Order, and a damn good one at that. Killed more than anyone else in my group and was almost promoted to a Hero. Then, some things happened, and I decided that my time with The Order had come to an end. I started work as a mercenary, and eventually grouped up with Setanta and Lady Morgan.

I’m skilled in everything related to killing. Hand-to-hand, swords, axes, shields, hammers, maces, bows, crossbows, lances, staffs, and everything else. I’m not good at much else, to be honest. I can move rather fast, despite my armor, and when it come to climbing, I’m the best around. I can also drink a dragon under the table.

If you ask about me, you’ll hear I’m a soulless killer, with a short-tempered and shape blade. I worked hard to get that rep. I’m not about to contradict that here. That said, I’ve only killed those who deserved it. The innocent has not and will never face danger from me.

Morrigan Tuatha:
Greetings. My name is Lady Morrigan Tuatha. You may also here my referred to a Morgan by Miss Ash. Know that she is the only one allowed to call me as such.

I find the idea of writing a book rather splendid and have much to share on the topic of my girls. My sections will be about the, shall we say, pleasurable aspects of the women. After all, in a world dominated by desire and lust, whoever know how to satisfy that holds the power. I’ll be explaining the aspects of the girls mating, how to properly pleasure them, and how to be pleasured by them.

And now for me. When I was young, I ran away from my hometown. The reasons for this I would prefer to keep to myself, but it should be known that I had seen monster far before I ever saw one of the girls. I was found by a group of Succubus, who raised me as their own. They loved me more than my own family did. If you’re wondering why I refuse to call them monster girls, that is why. They taught me everything they could, and by the time I left their home, I was well versed in the art of seduction, and even better under the sheets.

As for my skills, I have all the important ones. I can communicate with most of the girls, due to living with them for so long. I can also use small magic to change my appearance, anything from just different eye color to growing a third leg, if you get my meaning. Some spots just can’t be reached without one. On top of this, I can increase the sensitivity of myself or another, though I rarely need to. Most find that even without the magic, I am more than enough to please them.

I tend to be flirtatious, seductive, and confidante in myself. Some would even say I have an ego problem, but never to my face. After all, who would want to disrespect a Lady

Sententa:
Hey. I’m Sententa. You can call me whatever. I’m the groups mage I guess you could say.

I’m not very good at dealing with monster girls. I tend to be submissive, and they tend to be rather dominate. Without Ash and Lady Tuatha, I doubt I would have been an adventurer for long. Because of this, my sections will mostly be about magic. I’ll try to teach you a few ways to use the naturally magical parts and energy of the monster in question. This means enchantments, potions, and things like that. While this sounds rather boring, the sexual nature of monster girls tends to make most thing they are a part of, well, sexual.

Magic has always come quickly to me. I learned some of the most advanced spells before most of my peers could cast fireball. As such, I was of course indoctrinated into The Order, and expected to serve them as best I could. My first mission, I came across a succubus, who just look at me pleading. When I refused to hurt her, my group kicked me out, and left me to be her plaything. It would have been the end, but Lady Tuatha found me before anything serious happened. She saved me, and I have been with her crew ever since.

My skills are magic. Healing, illusion, destruction, summoning, all of it. Granted, my status as a virgin prevents my use of sexual spells, but I would assume I could do that too. I can also do enchanting and alchemy, if I have the right ingredients and enough time.

I’m rather shy and on the quiet side. Despite my time around Lady Morrigan, I still blush at the slightest sexual advance. Really, I agreed to let Mera join so Lady Morrigan would have a new person to tease. Well, also the book was a cool idea.

Conclusion
So, that’s the crew. Mabey not the monster reviewers of legend, but good enough for me.

If you stick around, we’ll be addressing every monster girl we can. If you have any requests, let us know. For now, I’m tired, and the candle is starting to go out, so I think that’s all I can do tonight.

Bye!