Talk:Echidna/@comment-213.73.167.249-20141106005606/@comment-72.233.169.30-20141206055342

^Look at the bright side, Party. What's the worst that could happen?

As for what I would do:

Me: *Thinking* Oh man, I'm in trouble. *Speaking* Listen, I'm terrible sorry for stealing the treasure. I've been a bit desperate for money since- *but she stops me by putting her finger to my lips*

Echidna: It's okay, sweetie. I didn't come for vengeance. I came because I wanted to give you your proper reward. *She smiles seductively*

Me: *Gulping nervously* And... what exactly would that be?

Echidna: Ohhh, you'll see. *As she grabs me by my shirt and pulls me over the counter, locking me into a kiss. Knowing that there won't be any escape this time, I give into her desires*

A few weeks later...

Elora (the echidna): *in human form* How close are we, my darling. *My wife says as the two of us are walking towards our next destination; a great group of ruins said to be hold a great amount of treasure from various times and places. And also said to be the home of a fierce dragon*

Me: *Holding a map* We're almost there. Just one more day or two and will be there.

Elora: Wonderful! Now... *changes into her true form* I believe its time you and I set up camp and had a little... fun.

Me: *With a big smile* But of course my dear. *We go into a more secluded part of the forest by us and, after setting up camp, go into the tent. There, Elora wraps me up in her tail as she begins to kiss me.*