Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171211233110/@comment-30700719-20171214224622

I immediately cross my arms and frown at him, tapping my foot on the floor. "You know, I could've helped you buy that. Just a few bucks every day. You know I've got a fairly good job. You could've just asked!" I sigh in frustration. "Okay. Walk forward, out of the doorway. I can't see you in the darkness." I turned to him, adding, "If I don't like her, then you are fucking taking that thing back to the store. And there's a one in twenty chance I'll like her." She nodded, slowly stepping forward. Rather, she squished as she moved. The light finally light up her features, revealing the white bonnet, the yellow pupils, the somewhat disturbing mouth at ankle level. The Shoggoth bowed, lightly lifting her slime as if it were a skirt. I stood slightly taller than her, about maybe half a head higher. "Well. I imagine that usually, a maid is sold into service, not her master." She merely nodded. I turned back to Rafeed. "...You did good." He smiles, but then quickly wipes it off when I say, "I'm still awful pissed at you, you know that? But hey." I looked over at my new Shoggoth, and chuckled. "Not like I can complain."