Talk:Salamander/@comment-26276240-20150404072234/@comment-26219553-20150425105502

Me: "Tough? TOUGH? I went camping in a Dark Monster Realm for three days and nights last week. Didn't get raped once, and that wasn't due to lack of trying on the locals' part."

Sally: "Go on..."

Me: "AND I DIDN'T MASTURBATE FOR THE WHOLE TRIP."

Sally: "...TAKE ME NOW."