Talk:Vampire/@comment-25601391-20150224144346/@comment-119.92.112.98-20150311050246

Holding  a silver dagger you slowly open the coffin to kill the vampire. Only upon opening, you see a beautiful vampiress peacefully sleeping.You can't help but appreciate her face, when suddenly she wakes up and stares at you with eyes of beautiful scarlet. She then asks:

Vampire: Um, hello, what can i do for you?

You: (gulps, then hides dagger) Um, madame, i was looking for a vampire. If you see one please let me know. (walks away awkardly)