Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-44019825-20191011181648/@comment-38302814-20191101114121

Awww, fine I'll do a real responce without guns....

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I coughed violently as I push metal and rubble off my body. I was lucky enough to even survive barely hurt, and not be trapped too bad under rubble. Once the last peace was off me, I sat up and looked at my situation. I expected something bad, but nothing like this.

It was on par with those videos of volcanos I would see on documentaries. Steam coming out of the holes, the sheer heat bending my view like a road on a summer day. It was breathtaking to gaze out at the scenery, but I had work to do. I followed the path of the smoke from the crashing plane that still remained, leading me to an edge of the volcanic crevice. I looked out down bellow, seeing a new kind of smoke coming from down there. It must be a town! I'm saved!

"I thought you said he was here!" I heard a bored voice yell behind me. I whiped around to see four hellhounds digging around rubble, lifting and kicking aside rather large pieces like children's toys. "I swear Sharline, we passed 10 perfectly good men and women to rape on the way here. Why must we find this specific one!?" She was speaking to the hellhound leading the group, the one who's hair was neatly back in a ponytail. "Because, he just feels right you know? You know when you get that feeling that you don't just want to have sex with anyone?"

"I've gotten that feeling Sharline, and while I support you, I doubt we are going to find him like this." Said the tallest one in the group, most likely the eldest. I started moving backwards to the edge to start to half-climb half-slide down, when all their ears perked up adn looked my direction. I was fucked.

"There he is!"

"Get him!"

They all chased after me, but it was too late. I had let myself lose traction and go into a full slide down the mountain side. It was burning my shorts to be sliding along the rocky surface, but it was worth it to get away from those h- oh wait they are running after me.

"Hubbyyyyy! Why do you run away!? Don't you want to just fuck me forever!?" Said Sharline, sprinting faster than anyone else. Somehow, she was closing the gap as if this ground was level and not an almost 50 degree incline. Of course it was at this moment, the ground started leveling out and I was doomed. But then It look as if I wasn't.

Part way down, there was a rock that had formed perfectly into a convinently curved ramp. With some effort, I managed to steer myself to it, going flying as I went off it into the trajectory of the trees. The last thing I heard was Sharline screaming 'hubby' before crashing through the foliage of the trees, through arachne webbing, and finally onto the ground fainting into sleep.

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I woke up groggy as hell, in a dark place. Could the villagers have taken me into their care? Was I safe now?

The door opening snapped me out of my thought process. I turned to see the very hellhound that was chasing me, holding a bowl of soup. "You landed pretty hard into the forest. I was able to get you before any spider people snapped you up." She placed a bowl of soup in my lap and sat beside me, resting her head on my shoulder. "The funny thing was, you landed just 20 meters away from our village. This is actually the house I made for the day I finally met the right person. And I have~" She got up and started to walk out, turning her head one last time. "I hope you heal soon, because we have alot of fun to catch up on hubby~"