Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-28144855-20190623224825

I suddenly open the door making the one pushing it falter forwards, before I stopped her with the two barrels of my sawed off shotgun.

"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up... feel this," I pressed the barrels further into her forhead without causing her pain,

"This is my BOOMSTICK!" I yelled making them all flinch in fright, "It's a 12 gauge, double barreled Remington, S-marts top of the line..." I told them about the weapons specs and price before assuming a deranged face to scare off the annoying people from my doorstep.

"Now I swear, the next of you primates makes even a step into my home... HYAAA!" I yelled stunning them as I quickly aimed at their small wagon with pamphlets and various advertizing flyers blowing most of it into pieces as I pulled the trigger and quickly trained it back aiming at her forehead, not touching her now coz' it's hot.

"Now, get the fuck out of my home!" I finish shutting the door turning towards my room as someone was peeking from inside.

"Pfeeew, that was close we almost got busted there." I tell sighing in relief as I rejoined my secret Ren Xiongmao lover,

"Damn thin air selling buffoons..." I say as I close the door to my room, toss my boomstick on the desk and got ready for round two with my panda girlfriend.

(I had to randomize a whole lot before getting a Mamono profile, and first one was a Roper that I Noped, then once more got DR fruits, stories, locations... until Renny appeared next.)