Talk:Orc/@comment-50.201.247.211-20190813205835/@comment-39586542-20200824085243

(I hand over alot of gold) Alright, i'll take em all.

(They each seem incredibly pleased with this development, until they see my jaw unhinge and i pick one up by the throat and swallow it whole. Meanwhile the barkeep attempts to beat me with his club he keeps for emergencies) I didn't mean literally eat them! (only to get sprayed with my blood that boils away all his flesh. I look at the other helpless orcs, and grin as i see the terror in there eyes. Needless to say, i had a decent meal that night, no evidence was left behind)