Talk:Hinezumi/@comment-27303410-20160502205630/@comment-27550231-20160507164526

I walk over to the cirular arena and stretch while looking at Yanmei.

Me: "Aabi! Press play!" She gives me a thumbs up  and turns on the boom box and Guiles theme plays. I then assume a Ba Gua fighting stance and a symbol of a giant penis appears behind me. She looks at it and blushes.

Yanmei: "Idiot! Are you trying to distract me, well it's not going to work!"

Me: "Oh whatever could you be talking about?" Aabi: "Kick her ass! -whispers- I don't want her to think my man is weak." One of the judges rings the bell and the fight starts. Yanmei starts  throwing a flurry of kicks.

Aabi: "BOOOO! Come on! That's a cheap move right there!" I knock them away with my arms and duck one of her powerfull roundhouse kicks. She then sees the giant flaming phallus behind me. She blushes and looks away.

Aabi: "OOOOOOOH OOOOOH! She's blushing! It's like she's never seen a DIIIIIIICK!" Some of the audience members look at her with looks of disdain on her face.

This gives me the opening to catch her kick and pin her to the ground. I lift her up by her leg and use it to slam her on the ground. I then stop my fist an inch from her face and the judge rings the bell.

Judge: "Winner J-"

Aabi: "OOOOOH! OOOH! That's right b!itch, my man just kicked your ass!"

Me: "Ughhh. -facepalms- She does this every freaking time..." Aabi keeps cheering and yeling at the rest of the people in the stands. Aabi: "WOOOOOO! We are gonna WIN this tournament!"