Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28365753-20170812015325

You are in high school and live by yourself in your parent’s home. They were always writers, but their main passion was seeing the world so as soon as you could take care of yourself they ran off and became travel writers. You don’t really mind as you are a rather responsible teenager and it gives you a freedom that most people your age could only dream about. Besides it’s not like you would abuse your parents trust and throw wild parties or something. Occasionally they do mail back souvenirs that you have to take care of. They generally are any random thing that catches your parent’s eye from a jade statue from the mist continent, to a fully functional gnome made home barber’s chair that you find rather scary. You haven’t gotten the courage to try it yet with all those sharp scissors around your head. Today another one of the packages arrive. Prying apart the wooden crate you find a smooth, white oblong object. Puzzled you look over every inch but there are no identifying markers on it. You place your hand on it and wonder where on earth your parents got it from. There is a loud boom like a gunshot and a crack starts splitting the egg. Then it hits you. That’s right your parents were on a trip to WONDERLAND. Orange goo starts leaking out. Its clear that you have only seconds before the thing in the egg comes out. WWYD?  