Talk:Arachne/@comment-27303410-20170503232428/@comment-27950421-20190402154003

My fellows panic and quickly get themselves tangled up in the webs and dragged off by their eaget, soon-to-be-wives.

I however cross my arms and give the arachne a defiant glare, "Nope."

"I-I I'm sorry, what?"

I remain unmoving, "I know your game."

The Arachne chuckles, "Fu fu fu fu, Silly little man, this is no game. If you wish to escape you have no choice but to flee."

I don't move an inch, confusing the arachne surrounding me, "You just want me to panic, so you can watch me struggling in your webs."

The Arachne stammers, "W-what? N-no of course we wouldn't want that! You should just run away or else we're going to catch you!"

I still don't move, "Then you're gonna start molesting me to see if you can get me to panic more. Maybe have me confused by own arousal so I'll struggle more."

The Arachne is flushed, a bit distracted by her arousal at the imagery, "N-no..."

I snort, "Well not gonna happen! I'm not gonna play your games. If you want me, then fine! But I'm gonna be the most boring fuck imaginable."

One of the larger arachne comes down from the webs and picks me up, even as she carries me I refuse to move. Deciding that I'm not worth the trouble she dumps outside of their lair.

I yell into the lair, "I WIN BEEYATCH!!!" and proceed to walk away.