Talk:Raiju/@comment-221.186.131.72-20151006134439/@comment-192.122.237.11-20151008190231

(I usually lurk, but I thought of something...)

Initially, I want to go full hermit and declare my abode lost to nature, but seeing that she is easily producing sparks  with a motion and some lotion, I get a bright idea. I wire her up to the house and provide her with more of my laundry, dirty, of course, and promise more pictures if she keeps getting off. I walk back inside while she does the dirty, and turn my TV back on so I can continue binging on my favorite shows on Netflix.

I call the deal 'Netflix and Chill' and watch power companies hate me.

(anon out~)