User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom Items of Importance/@comment-37532776-20190511045839/@comment-27950421-20190825154406

Listen, it's the Necronomicon of Eromancy. You can try to get rid of it if you want Smorstin, but the book is basically indestructible and has the power to influence people and bend fate around itself.

And it's not about having good sex. It's about having the best sex.