Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20190210051433/@comment-34750416-20190211144811

Wouldn’t be the first time I was in trouble with some mamano so I’m prepared... but I don’t think my friend here is. Before any of the mamano can reach me I pull on my briefs to rip out some threading, I then reach into the hole I mad doing this and pull out a old silver ring and put it on.

“Your right, I am a man... a married man” I say as I see quite a few monsters backing away disappointed,” but...”. I grab onto my friends skirt and rip it off. “He is unmarried I know... I heard he loves dark elves”.

I could just see my friends face dumb founded by this turn of events. “Wait... Umm, well... I’m also married” he tries to justify but as a response I just point to his finger. The rest is a blur but I know that man is “happy” right now with a Dark elf... while I’m still around