Talk:Alp/@comment-26115871-20151028233146/@comment-27049723-20151029004533

I shoot up and, while blushing, yell "YOU WANT TO WHAT MY WHAT???!!!"

If they're already starting to look like an alp, I escort them home and the next time i see them I talk to him/her about what they're going through.

If they're still human I take him home and inform his parents about what he said and was trying to do.