Talk:Werecat/@comment-25095137-20140719224748/@comment-5426290-20141002104546

I'm laying in bed with 20+ kittens and more teen-werecats sleeping on my blankets around me, If I try to get out of bed they will wake up..

I'm working from home and there are 12 teenage daughters purring up to me for more attention, allowance or presents. the others are playing around the house and more playing with mommy. "Girls, most of my money goes to feeding all of you and letting you go to school. I can't give anyone more allowance."

One kitten even decided that daddy's head was a good sleeping spot and his weighing me down. "My stamina depletes in the first two hours of the day..."

And the Lilim-werecat isn't helping either, she's teaching them how mating works. "I don't want them to know that!"

(Don't get a werecat as a wife..)