Talk:Alp/@comment-26347931-20160422072404/@comment-26376061-20160715105842

"Hey. How have you been? Getting some girl-on-girl action going lately?" Alex walks in without a word, and sits down. "So...when did this happen?" "Two days ago. Listen, I've got somethi-" "So which was it?" "Excuse me?" "To Alp a man must either want to be with other men or want to be a woman...which was it for you?" "Um...the first one...listen, I've got this guy I like, and I'm not sure he likes me ba-" "It's me, isn't it? The guy you like?" "How did you-" "You would never come to me for RELATIONSHIP ADVICE, so you start spouting lines about the guy you like, the only reason why you'd do that is to confess." I grab a controller. "I want to find out how much you've improved your gaming skill. Mario Kart, Smash Bros, or Call of Duty, you choose. Winner gets to have victory sex with the loser." "Wow. Way to change the topic from my own personal biz to gaming. Next thing I know, it'll be 6 hours later, and you'll have dragged me into watching K with you or- wait...Victory sex? Game on." We play a few rounds of Smash, and she asks me a question. "Dude, why'd you suggest-" "Why'd I suggest victory sex? You're a succubus now, so you kinda need dick occasionally to live. We're both virgin nerds, and to me, I'm just helping a friend out." I reach into her pocket and pull out a bottle of SE pills. "You don't need this...let's just throw this away." "I do so, and go back to the game, Alex sitting there shocked I was clever enough to find her pills. "Um...hey...I-" "You know we could have started two hours ago, but the nerd in you kept requesting rematches. Stop that. Let's make this the last round, and-" I immediately get glomped by a hungry Alp. "Or we could start now. Now's good."