User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask Hound And Samia/@comment-30061283-20161205210829/@comment-30061283-20161205214421


 * Inches takes the pamphlet from Hounds hand.

That is an organization that works alone and is not associated with the church of Wurtz!There main duty is to...try to get me laid but thats not the point!Also dont cut my dick!


 * Inches takes out a very large book with an odd symbol on it.

Our religion is circled around Wurtz our god.I was walking through some tombs one day when I uncovered a strange sarcophagus.I opend it and it releashed an anchient spirit.This was Wurtz.He told me about the world and his involvement in its creation,when he was an active god and tales of his power.He said he wanted to make me his champion and now I go around spreading word of him.Hes weak now but the more followers he gathers the more powerful he becomes.He listens to my prayers and answers all the time.He has a small following but it will rise.Would you like to convert or do you wish to know more about him first?