Thread:SteveDuck/@comment-26948680-20151213224729/@comment-26948101-20151215084620

It wouldn't be my dream job, but maybe some sort of blacksmith.

Then, after a long, hot day of pounding superheated metal over a forge, I'd return home to my shirohebi waifu.

She would lovingly wrap me up in her coils and savor the warmth of my body heat after a hard day's work while simultaneously using the water magic within her to cool me down.