Talk:Yeti/@comment-26380985-20160206230116/@comment-71.85.100.139-20160225153735

I run to my bunk and grab my wrestling props. I return from my bunk decked out like an actual pro wrestler, looking like the strange fusion of the Ultimate Warrior sporting muscle tassels and the mask, Macho Man Randy Savage with the unitary and Mick Foley with the hair.

"OHHHHH YEEEAHHHH" I exclaim as I enter the area in the cabin where they're wrestling. The yeti girls have all but defeated my friends most having taken their new boys to their bunks, there was one left, she was a big girl, tall and built fairly solid. She looked at me as I'd exclaimed and smiled, stumbling a bit from intoxication.

"Time for the championship match, cutie!" She slurred out, squaring herself up in her corner of 'the ring' as I did so in mine.

"Oh Yeeeahhhh, I'm goin right to the top yeah and I ain't gonna stop yeah cause the cream always rises to the top and I'm the cream of the crop yeah!" I responded doing my best Randy Savage impression.

She was amused and said, "Bring it then, jabroni!"

I ran towards her to get her into a grapple, but she clotheslined me and then followed up with a frog splash. She got the pin on me and in her most seductive slurred voice said "1.....2.......3, ding. Ding Ding." I stopped trying to struggle against the hold, she won.

"Snuggle with your champion, my not-so Macho man!" She gleefully exclaimed scooping me up into her arms as she carried me back to her bunk. The Yetis' Summerslam was a huge success.