Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24849899-20150508020747/@comment-24664052-20150515032232

Wolfe

Ha! Here we go again with your lies!

And copy-paste lyrics you stole from ERB Wikia!

You can’t even start from scratch, you have to steal from there

Justice must be dealt; starting from Fagesto here.

To General Fardesto 

I’m a true warrior, you runt.

You’re just an all-brag desk cunt

Your choices are just “Go Leeroy!” or “Cut Loose the Nukes!”

Without your nukes and tanks, you’re nothing, Fag-puke!

Angel of Death? What the heck?

So unoriginal, “Fagesto” gives you more cred

You’re so addicted to war, you can’t even think straight

You just resort to nukes, cause your brain is deranged with hate

You pissed now, homo? Want to mess with me?

You can’t even match me at Deadliest Warrior, Faggie.

The episode’s outcome is just a warning

What will happen if against us you come up a-fucking

Care for a rematch? 500-to-10?

I promise, you’ll only face my weakest men

One thing, though, bring all your boys’ bodybags

Because I fear they won’t even last, given that they’re fags

Feel free also to bring your armored coffins

So we can demonstrate how to turn them into muffins

To Shao Won Thai

Yes, Shao, I’d rather live in hell

Than getting paid with worthless paper

And dying for an expy of Fatty Kim the Turd

Who mind-controls the people with his incessant slanders

“Monsters are bad! Because they are monsters!”

You were raised in South Zipangu

Then you defect to North Zipangu

It has a reason, Zipper

You’re such a psycho-wanker

No woman or monster would go for that

Because of that, you resort to torturing animals

And due to that, you got brought to a mental hospital

In a fit of rage, you killed monsters

Then you got convicted with mass manslaughter

That’s a sad story; now I know

So let’s ask the audience, who’s the virgin now?

Back to the group

Yeah I admit we are virgin nerds

Better that than a homo fascist turd

The Wimpy Kid is even more of a man

Than you’ll ever be, fags!

Now I get it why you hate the lord of monsters

Cause you cannot stand being turned into girls.

I understand now, but dear Lord, that’s so funny!

Psycho-fags doing mass murdering because they’re feeling not manly!

We sold our souls; you spent your lives as Aladeen wannabes

Been sodomized as children,

Now you randomly kill innocents

Compensating for your unproven manliness

We’re book-smart and street-smart

War-smart and survival-smart

We lived our lives fighting for our whole lives

While your combat history is just ending innocent lives

You sure know how to kill, but only killing the weak

In a real fight, you’ll run away screaming “EEK!”