User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-26545936-20161025014749/@comment-27950421-20161027231115

The dumpster like wise gets sucked into another summoning circle.


 * meanwhile in the Holy City

A high ranking angle preaches before the congregation in the most holy of the Chief Gods temples, "Now brothers and sisters, remember that we must always give our trust to our God, for only through her mercy will the world be cleansed of the demonic filth that plagues us to this day..."

Suddenly a 5 ton dumpster comes crashing down behind her dumping burying her in garbage and sending it's contents flying to splatter over the first few rows of pews.

The angle climbs out of the garbage trembling in revulsion. She turns and sees the summoning circle that dumped the dumpster here and immediately recognizes the work.

As the summoning circle fades away she screams to the heavens, "REPTILE YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!"