User blog comment:SmartProtagonist/Devil Bug Escape/@comment-25808351-20180310130021

That's hard to determine here as, "do the Devil Bugs deserve Derik?" They won't hurt him that's for sure, but at the same time, the profile clearly states that Devil Bugs particularly choose men who are slobs. Maybe Derik and those Devil Bugs are meant for each other. However....

Coming after me is a no, no. Now I'm steadfast that don't like hitting women. So here's what I do.

As this lusty horde of bug girls scramble toward me, I snap my fingers and call for the ultimate repellent. My Kikimora wife "Eva" rounds the corner with a broom in her hands. All the Devil Bugs freeze in their tracks when they see her.

"Oh no, it's Eva-Sama!" One Devil Bug shouts. Meanwhile the others are as still and silent as gravestones. The blonde Kikimora scans the Devil Bug force with her green eyes, that narrow with suspicion and annoyance.

"This. Won't. DO!" Eva then raises her broom high above her head like a mighty Samurai warrior and brings it down hard upon the ground, making a loud "BANG" that echoes in the alleyway. She then hops of the loading dock and charges the Devil Bugs while swinging her broom in large horizontal swipes. The Devil Bugs scatter and flee the alley with their arms in the air. Eva chases the bug girls clear from the alleyway and rests her room on her shoulder like a sword.

"NOW DON'T COME BACK! OR NEXT TIME I'LL USE A MOP!!!!" She shouts, before turning around and heading back in the bakery. Meanwhile I'm clapping and cheering, while Derik is on the ground dumbfounded.