Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20190810034909

You're at Old Marines, looking for a new set of jeans.

Generic music is playing over the loudspeaker, as always.

After meandering about and eyeing the same our or five mostly identical brands as always, you eventually find some you'd like to try on.

But to your surprise, the changing rooms have vanished!

You decided to consult the friendly cashier, wearing a T-shirt, and oddly for her, a pair of jeans.

She had this to say:

"The changing rooms? The boss got alped, and didn't like being separated from her boyfriend, so now they're unisex, and at the rear of the store!"

Your objective clear, you began your march, and you could hear her shoes clicking along through the empty store, out of step with your own.

"I've got some inventory to catalogue, but I'll meet you back there to give you a second opinion!"

'Does she have wings now? I never paid attention,' you think.

A lot of women who shop here seem to have wings lately, and what did the girl say about the marine who runs this place?

He got alped? 