Talk:Cupid/@comment-26115871-20151111230025/@comment-5426290-20151112091312

(O__O') "I.. Eh.. Hi?"

The Ushi-Oni puts me on her thorax and binds me to it with webbing. "You stole her, I steal you!" (=.=)/

\(o.o) "She's under the bed.." At that the Cupid bursts out from under the bed* \(>o<)/ "You freaking untrustworthy traitor!"

A day later I'm laying on a straw-bed in a cave, with the Cupid firmly pinned in my manmeat while an Ushi mashes the cupid's face into her bosom and makes me eat out her special place.

The Cupid holds in a moan and then sighs. "You're the worst, human.." (-.-)