Talk:Demon/@comment-29602226-20170118220703/@comment-29602226-20170121011325

No seriously, think about it:

Demon: Mortal! I will offer eternal pleasure in exchange for...

Mortal 1: Sorry, madam, I am already married to an Apsara.

Demon: Fuck! Hey, you, mortal! I will offer eternal pleasure in exchange for...

Mortal 2: Sorry. I already have a Kejourou, but thanks anyways...

Demon: Hack! You!

Mortal 3: Cupid.

Mortal 4: Inari.

Mortal 5: Kikimora.

Mortal 6: Gandhava.

Mortal 7: Liliraune.

Mortal 8: a Mermaid and a Merrow.

Mortal 9: Three Nereids.

Mortal 10: Four Succubi. Are you even better at sex than a Succubus? Because they give it for free, you know...

Mortal 11: A Holstaur, a Weresheep, a Wererabbit, a Werecat and a Kobold, but there is a spot open, if you want it. But I won't sign to become your slave.

Mortal 12: Titania. And a bunch of Fairies, Pixies, Kesaran Pasarans.

Mortal 13: A pack of Werewolves.

Mortal 14: A gang of Orcs.

Mortal 15: A tribe of Goblins.

Mortal 16: A Bicorn, a Hakutaku, a Hinezumi, a Tengu, a White Horn and a Yeti.

Mortal 17: A Dryad, 24 Honey Bees, 18 Giant Ants, 6 Hornets and 17 Devil Bugs.

Mortal 18: A Nurarihyon and her 100 attendants.

Mortal 19: A whole kingdom of Khepris.

Mortal 20: If you give me 50 dollars, I will allow you to have sex with me...