Talk:Jinko/@comment-217.21.224.148-20150413131147/@comment-25817038-20150419002914

I first verbally berate my employer(you) to the point your ears bleed for forgetting such insanely important details and for having everything already planned and paid for so I don't have a legitimate way of backing out of this until things calm down. I then only agree to it because the Jinko, who, despite being an insanely intimidating, skilled martial artist and blades-woman, is right in my strike zone when she's not beating another monster's face in, and she is standing next to us pleading me for dear life silently with her eyes to agree to this.

Upon agreeing to deliver the plant for you for tripple the pay rate, as well as a month's paid vacation afterwords(my hips will need it) - She and I set off, opting for the forest route because neither of us has any fucks to give for dealing with cliffs and mountains, and the natural cold that accompanies them. The first day goes by without incident, a few Marauders attempt to jump us at one point, but one does not simply jump a Jinko in mating season defending her love interest. Camp is set up without issue, and the area is secure - once the fire is lit and food is cooking, I am immediately gipped from behind and thrown to the ground as I had expected and mounted by the Jinko who has already cast aside her armor. She is hesitant, her lust matched only by her respect for me, until I smile and tell her plainly, "You can't rape the willing, dear." I am then still raped by the Jinko, and we enjoy our dinner before going to bed for the night. The following days to and from our destination follow the exact same course of events each night, and upon returning I inform you, my employer, that I will be taking my month long vacation effective immediately.... as will my wife.

You look confused as I begin to walk away, but the Jinko simply smiles and walks with me after I take her hand, leading her out of the office. You sit silently in your office for a few minutes, then snort with a smile, casting aside your faked confusion while fumbling with your paperwork, "Hook line and sinker.. I love it when a plan goes exactly as intended."