Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171122193144/@comment-33767468-20171125205136

"Please," I begin.

"Oh shut up!" The ogre cries, "I'm trying to help you!"

"It's ok honey," cooed the succubus, "You can choose me over, these, things." She shoots a disgusted look at the lamia and zombie. The lamia glares back at the succubus, the insult went over the zombies head. Then the lamia turns back to me and smiles sweetly, "You don't want to be with her, I can actually help you get some where in life." The jabberwocky laughs. The zombie still looks confused. "Your an asshole!" shouts the succubus. "Hypocrite," mutters the lamia.

"GUYS!" shouts the Ogre, "We are all here to help him." I begin to sweat. "Well," begins the succubus, "they didn't have to be here."

"Isn't the whole point of this so he can choose!" cries the lamia. "Well I know he will choose me, there is no competition in this group." The zombie looks at me. "I want a hug," she demands from me. I begin to say something but my Ogre friend pushes me into the zombie. "Yay!" says the zombie. She crushes me in a hug.

"Please pick me," She says. I look over at the others. The succubus and lamia begin to fist fight. The Jabberwocky notices that the zombie is hugging me. She walks over and joins the hug. "How about we ditch these losers and just share," says the Jobberwocky. The zombie agrees and they both pull me upstairs to the Ogres bedroom.

The Jabberwocky kicks the door open and they throw me onto the bed. They both begin to undress but I say, "How about we just, hug for a while more." "Fine," says the Jabberwocky, "But we will marry you tonight." We resume the group hug. We hear a commotion as the Ogre throws the lamia and succubus out of the house. "Now that there gone," says the Jabberwocky. They throw me in bed. They are about to begin when the Ogre walks in. "Well," interrupts the Ogre, "If you're gonna use my bed at least let me join in." The Jabberwocky and Zombie shrug and tell her to join in.