Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26948680-20180829200111/@comment-36855838-20180909053225

"Honey, you understand where babies come from ri-"

"Of course I do, if you ever paid attention, my sister's kids are all BOYS!"

Oh. Right.

"Well then, did it ever occur to you that she just found them there, because they were foraging for food?"

I slowly start to gather the cabbage remains.

"What're you doong?"

"Our neighbors had a kid, growing greenworms need grub, and they're screwing too much to feed their daughter."

I begin to lay a trail of cabbage leaves, from their front door to ours.

Now to invite my old divorced college buddy and his son for dinner, and that cute holstaur from up the street.

It's all coming together, the ultimate extended family begins tonight!