Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20181019233339/@comment-30014014-20190321144241

Thank goodness it wasn't Gary. Poor lad would have likely struck either or both of the lovely ladies. No, his best friend was in the midst of this tsunami this time.

Gary had just come by after his buddy overdrank himself to a blackout experience. And found himself under the willing yield of monsters...again...

"Yo! Fernando!" he calls out, sneaking his way to the temple. His entire body is masked by a special case of leather able that reflects whatever light happens to wash on him. His mask and back, towering with a special concoction to choke his spirit energy out. The last thing Gary needs is a pair of enticed beasts running down the deck after him, especially in monster haven at the heart of the shrine.

He sees his friend still working up his waking mechanism, lazily so. Probably because one part of his face still smooshed the shirohebi's cleavage and the other part went for the bicorn's.

"Damn it, man! Wake up!" Gary whispers his shout, hidden in the confound bickering of the opposite women. In a play of miracle, however, Fernando has stirred away from his heavenly sleep, his eyes opened to a gas mask man.

"Oh, hey Gary!" He moves from the ladies, leaving them to fully toss and bicker about as he crawls to meet his sneaking buddy "What's up?"

"What's up?! Dude, I've been searching for you all night! And now I find you embroiled in yet more monsters?! In a shrine?! held by a Ryu?!"

"Dude, calm down, sheesh! It's just one night of fun! I mean, we're all coming down with...actually, no, no hangover, because guess what?" Fernando gives his friend a cheeky smile, the two of them knowing exactly where this conversation was going.

"No...no, no, no! Don't you dare say it!" Gary spouts in protest.

"Because making love--

"No!"

"Making love--

"Don't!"

"Making love is a sure way to cure a hangover" He finishes, his cheeky smile still etched on his face.

"No, no, no! NO, NO! That gibberish you spout has no scientific background to fall on!"

"Gary, Gary...if that wasn't the case, would I be speaking to you in such nonchalant manner?"

"The only reason you're even well off is because of that incubi blood siphoning any common sense!"

"Maybe...or, it might be a round or two under the sheets--

"It's not--

"Can be--

"Can't be--

"Probably is--

"Probably isn't--

"Well, say you!" Fernando gets himself on his feet, stretching himself far and wide "I'm breaking form right now. Nothing like two lovely ladies to do that for a man. You should try it sometimes, Gary".

Gary ignores his last remark, prone to grab his arm to venture out "Well since you're 'breaking form right now', I think it's time to leave the premise".

"Woah, Woah, hold up, Gary"

"What? What is there to 'hold on' for, dude? I think you've made your bodily stench well present here".

"How would you know, you wear that mask over your face".

"The fact that you ask me that is an answer to itself--

"Besides, drunk as we were, I can't just leave these two alone, now can I?"

"Well, you can--

"But I cannot in full heart--

"The exit's right this way--

"But their hearts need a proper exit--

"We probably should leave--

"Not in consciousness" Fernando turns to the bickering women, resolute "I'm sorry Gary, I cannot leave two partners without a proper goodbye...I mean, think about it, between the dark bicorn and a disciple of a goddess, I don't want the curses on myself should I pull a rabbit on them".

Gary was disbelief, seeing through his friend's game. Just an excuse to get a goodbye 'fun time' with the equivalent of ice and fire, only with polygamy and monogamy. He shakes his head "Dude...the fact that you went and 'did it' in a shrine should warrant you a curse--

"I'll see you later, friend. I must close this chapter, however..." Fernando walks to the shirohebi and bicorn, the former cupping a blast of divine flame in her hands while the latter was galloping to her opposite, hands spread out for yet another hug, entombed in dark energy.

As expected, seeing the man with which they slept dissolves whatever issue they were starting to escalate as he speaks of a fateful goodbye...not before a last moment of unison, however.

"Oh my god, he's actually going through with it..." Gary couldn't believe it. Once again, the shrine began to fill with moans and noises. "He's not serious, is he...?" The noise increased, deafening whoever happened to be in the radius.

Gary turns...and runs. Runs to the groceries store. He knew what was to happen. What had always happened. A sweat-laced incubus and a pungent house for days on...