Talk:Kobold/@comment-93.140.171.232-20150806100817/@comment-93.140.171.232-20150806123316

Woah Woah woah! Hold the line there! Nobody is calling anybody a zoophile! Have I written somewhere "You are a ****ing zoophiliac! Burn in hell!!!!111!one"? (btw, awesome rhyme right there which is sinful as ****).

But you made a terrible mistake here in your comment. It is known as "A humanoid monster is " cliche. Which, unsurprisingly, is also connected with the undead class of monsters. Let me put it like this: having sex with a, lets say, a vampire is literraly "fucking a corpse" (yes, i WAS vulgar here and I will be from here on). Takes a "special" kind of guy dont you think? But it happens...among humans. Animals dont do that. A rat would do a lot of gross stuff but '''WILL. NEVER. FUCK. A DEAD. RAT.'''