Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20180908232645


 * 10 minutes later

I suddenly jolt up, falling out of the couch as the door is knocked on again.

I stand up, "What the hell!?! Twice in one day?"

I open the door to find a Kobold on her knees and panting, the wagging of her tail creating a sound akin to a light machine gun as it smacks the porch and her eyes showing a nearly infinite amount of hope, love, and begging. Not unlike the Dark Valkerie had kneeled before me earlier, though less lewd and far, far cuter.

She smiles, "Treat?"

I raise an eye brow, "Uhh..."

Before I can get my thoughts in order I hear a gasp from behind me. I turn and find my father looking at the the Kobold with an expression usually reserved for 7 year old girls who just found the fluffiest of bunnies.

I frown, "Dad no."

I glances at me, "It's a puppy..."

I shake my head, "We already have dogs we don't need anymore."

My fathers smile only grows, "she's adorable..."

I glare, "You don't help take care of the pets we already have."

My father ignores my statement, "she's so fluffy..."

I growl, "You hate mamono."

My father looks me in the eye, "You said the puppy ones don't rape people right?"

I frown, "Daaaad..."


 * 2 minutes later

I lay on the couch trying to watch tv as the kobold causes the coffee table to vibrate with her non stop tail wagging, "Treat?"