Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-38248322-20190212020419

Thought i'd do a fun little thing and put up a game. Here's the rules of it. The first person (which is me right now) asks a ridiculously dumb question. The person who replies comes up with a reasonable smart answer, then comes up with another dumb question, repeating the process. Example:

User 1: How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Earth?

Answer

User 2: you know by the tine your tongue reaches the mantle, you're already dead by then.

Question:

User 2: Why are poop emojis inedible?

Answer

User 3: Because they're digital, and otherwise gross and disgusting. Imagine how many germs you could stuff in your gut!

(Process repeats)

This is for fun, and anyone who's playing this is reasonable and fair. Meaning that no one is really dumb, just willing to let loose a little. Without further ado, I'll start:

Question: Should I attempt to drive drunkenly in a tank?  