Talk:March Hare/@comment-72.129.154.205-20160112022218

You are just going to visit your girlfriend, a march hare, so she doesn't get too lonely. You usually bring flowers with you when you're going to her place. At this visit, as you enter her house, she's not here. You assume that she let, but turns out to be wrong when someone pounces behind you. You turn your head and see your girlfriend smiling lewdly at you.

"Now, darling," she coos, "I want to have a child with you. Please don't leave me."

She then grabs your cock and starts stroking it.

What would you do?