Talk:Demon/@comment-26120285-20160331074905/@comment-27550231-20160331200704

Me: "Hijo de su put@ madre!" (Translation): [Son of a b@$#%] I then roll out of bed and pull out the bayonet under my pillow  "How the hell did you get in here! Dètente demonio maldito!" [Freeze you damn demon!]

Demon: "Woah there calm down big boy, I just wanted to spend the night you know? We wake up cuddle a bit, have a little romp! *blushes* I make you breakfast, we have some more fun, eat, and then make a little contract."

Me: "Oh well when you put that way... hell no! Now you go on and get on outta here! Or- or I'ma cut you so bad that you gonna- you gonna wish that I didn't cut you so bad!" I start taking practice jabs and slashes to scare her off.

Demon: -crosses arms- "Hmmph! Fine be that way, your loss!" She then storms out of my apt and slams the door.

Me: "I gotta get some more holy water and charms to keep these monsters out."