Talk:Bunyip/@comment-27950421-20180519053759

So... super shy lamia yeti. Interesting. I can see one just meeting her husband...

Man spots a bunyip while walking through a swamp, "Oh hey, I've never seen you around here before."

The bunyip freezes ''Oh god he's talking to me... what do I say? Do I say hi? Is that too casual? Is it too foreward to ask him to marry me? For sex? Should I tell a joke? No that that's stupid! Oh god I'm just staring at him! I need to say something! Anything! But what if I say something stupid? Ok just calm down. Come on I can do this I can talk! I'm a monster! I shouldn't be intimidated by a human! Just imagine him in his underwear...''

The guy waves a hand in front of her face, "Hey are you ok?..."


 * GLOMP!!!*