Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-32885213-20171120220818/@comment-33719112-20171203010647

Elise, having realized she had been sleeping on the ground with her husband, peeled off the grass that had stuck to her cheek. Her hair wasn't exactly perfect, and she still laid in a state of undress, the remnants of last night's 'polishing' still leaking out to the grass. She smiled, she was totally going to be pregnant from that. Probably. Not really. She dressed up, stretched, and climbed to the top of the hill, overlooking the camp that sat somewhere below. But her question was where Hollow was, which was quickly answered when a cry of an animal who pleaded for it's life met it's fate. Hollow walked out of the forest with a boar by the leg, holding up the large creature as if it were nothing more than an empty knapsack. The boar has a few slashes that were leaking blood and black... stuff, but was otherwise decent for cooking. Hollow dropped the pig, and hugged Elise, who excitedly told him how she was so satisfied and full (of SE and rubbing oil), to which Hollow froze.

''"What is it?" ''He had his board with him this time. "A knight isn't to have a heir. That is the decree of Gwyn, humans are to never procreate." She raised an eyebrow to his statement, then shrugged. ''"It'll be a few dozen more times before I get a child out of you, but for now..." ''She traced her finger down to his crotch, bending down as she did. ''"You and I just get to have fun." ''She smiled fiendishly at him. Standing all the way up, she asked Hollow a question as they began to walk back to camp.

''"I've never seen your face. Can I?" ''He shook his head. ''"Why not? I'm your wife now, right? I should have that right to see my husband's face." ''He paused, dropping the hog to write a quick response. "I never agreed to that, also, you wouldn't like it/see anything" ''"But we had sex! You're my husband whether you like it or not!" ''He shrugged. "So you'll let me see your face?" He nodded, lifting his visor, the metal squealing for oil from lack of usage. Behind the mask, there was nothing. A black hole where his face should be. "What?!" "Why do you think they call me Hollow?" ''"How did you do that 'talking' thing that one time?" ''"Magic." ''"So you're armor?" ''"Half-giant." ''"You know what, you do you Hollow." ''

Finally, the two made it back to the camp, Hollow pointed at TJK, and Elise complied. "Hey! TJ! We've got real food that needs to be cooked!" Hollow raised the pig above his helm. He hadn't bothered to close the visor, but rather kept it open because he hated the sound of the screeching metal.