Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20181226064204

You and your friends have decide to go on a camping trip. This camping trip is for good times among men. You guys brought food, water, and survival supplies for the trip. Inflatable rafts and oars are packed for a river ride. Only a very view of you brought a gun for some fresh kill. Some of you brought big tents that can fit six people.

On the second night, all of you are huddling around a fire. You all tell stories about your lives and laugh at jokes. Marshmallows are slowly cooked around the fire. All of the sudden, a branch breaks.

You all look at the direction where the break came from. One gun is pointing at it. From the rustle, a bunyip appears. She's the girlfriend of the only guy who's not since gle. The bunyip explains she brought her single friends along to get them hooked. Your friend does scold her, but you men had to tolerate it.

Some of your friends started to talk with the girls. As for you, you watch the marshmallows roast as they turn brown. A lilim slowly comes to your left and sits on your lap. Before you could speak, she puts a finger on your lips.

"Caress my womanly body," she demands, "and lay it on the fire."

"What do you mean?" You ask in confusion.

She smiles and grabs a stick with a cooked marshmallow. She pulls it it and force feeds you it. She then lowers her lips near your ear.

"Let's get those juices flowing," she coys seductively, "and make some love gravy."

Wwyd? (What am I referencing at the end?) 