Talk:Minotaur/@comment-26380985-20160330004656/@comment-26376061-20160802074223

"Ugh...Order soldiers...some of them aren't that bad, but these assholes? Chaining up a girl, starving her, and eating in front of her to add insult to injury...we have to do something." Lexi speaks from beside me. "I'll slip some of this in their drinks." She flies off, oblivious to my exclamations of how stupid that is. "Excuse me. I've been wandering this maze for days. I can't find the way out. Do you have any food? I'm...starving. You can have any of these, but please, some food?" Lexi stumbles in, her cloak dirtied, her monstrous features hidden, and her DE signature masked with the help of a potion. Of course, the soldiers immediately rush over and offer her food. I walk in, going along with her plan. "*cough*...Lexi...eating without me? Sorry, mind if I join you guys? Only until we've eaten our fill, then we'll be off." The soldiers nod, and I sit down to eat, there being enough food for 12 men spread out here.

"So, why are ya here?" A girl asks, her gaze on Lexi's bag. "Oh. I'm an alchemist. I make potions and elixirs for money. I was told that this place was INFESTED with a certain creature, whose blood in highly useful in potionmaking. Have you heard of the Onyx Void Beetle? It's blood is a catalyst in elemental potions. I was out, and a client asked for 200 Glacial Tinctures. I came here, along with him, to hunt some beetles." She gestures to me with a chicken leg. "Normally, they're extremely difficult to kill, due to their large size and the venom in their fangs, but he has certain skills useful in this situation. As I said, you're welcome to anything in this bag. Just don't touch the bottles with blue or purple stoppers. Those are poison. The rest have beneficial effects when consumed, so drink as many as you want." The soldiers immediately go for the potions, and within an hour, they're either asleep, hallucinating, or collapsed against the wall, quivering with pleasure. "Hey. You want something to eat?" The Minotaur's eyes light up, and she starts begging for food. I quickly get her freed, and she proceeds to eat whatever she can. "Ah. Glad I don't have to hide these anymore." Lexi's horns, tail, and wings shoot out, and she relaxes. "...I swear...that feels a lot like holding in a fart..." She quickly fishes out a healing potion from her bag. "Drink. It'll heal you. I can't believe they tortured you like that." I loot the soldiers, take all of the remaining food, and walk out, the mamono close behind. And, 5 minutes later, Lexi drops a bottle, and the extremely potent aphrodisiac causes all nearby monsters to focus on the nearest man: me. An orgy ensues.