Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170712195321/@comment-31595069-20170714102811

(After randoming everything but a Monster girl...I decided Atlach-Nacha because RNG hates me apparently so yeah...also basing this off of a universe I had built long ago.)

"Big-Bro! You dummy...I need you to find a cute or handsome boyfreind for me!" My sister calls out as she enters my room while I am busy surfing the web. "Eh? Can't you go find---"

My sister soon gives me an irritable look as she crosses her arms and lowers her head in a cute, shy but menancing manner. The drawbacks of being monsterized by one of the crabbiest Mamano out there. I warned her not to go into any dark caves thinking she might find a dragon, but still...I'm still her brother...

"Because...I...I am not good with other people so you have to do it...idiot...You have all your virtual freinds!...so...I thought you can help..." She replied with her spider leg behind her tapping the floor behind her.

"Alright, should be simple...Plenty of fish out there. I'm sure someone wants you." I say with a proud smile as I put on some pants, and go out into the city.

After looking around not many men catches by sisters attention...those that catch her attention however back away or avoid her entirley. Most men of course...and women...Not everyday you see a Mamano like her walking around of the surface glued to your back, and of course if she bit you you turn into a giant spider so that was an insentive to stay away.

Soon enough they enountered a strange figure, he seemed to be in some sort of strange mechanical suit. It all looked super high tech which was impossible! No way, must be some cos-player or something.

However as the figure recived a call on his wrist. He took off his helmet to reveal a good looking man to which his sister peered from his back. "Well?...Go talk to him!...I'll be behind you..." She spoke as I walked up the the man.

"Yes? This is 'Futuristic Man' speaking...You want me to arrange my death ray for your use?...The last time you asked me for something it was destroyed, pay me back then I'll think on it." The man spoke quickly as he silenced the call.

"Excuse me sir, I need your help. I need to find someone for my sister, and you seem to fit the bill. Would you---"

"Buzz off kid. I have no time for menial things like becoming a 'boyfreind'...I have important work to do."

"Please sir! I'm willing to!---"

"Stubborn kid..." The man shook his head as suddenly He slammed a fist into him sending him flying. "He'll be fine...Now buzz off as well." The man did not even turn around as he put on his helmet and walked away.

I come to after a few minutes dazed. "Ow...That sucked..." I mutter as my sis joins me. "You dummy! I was worried! It looked like you would have been really injured! Your lucky you landed on this matress in front of a matress store! Dummy!...You worry me sometimes..."

With a smile I get back up and raise my fist. "Aint over yet! We got plenty more people to look for!" I say as I once again look to the streets.

A few hours later we come across a man in a uniform, it was fancy, along with his cap. He had a five 'o clock shadow, well built body and his sister pretty much labbled him as handsome. "You know the drill bro!...Go!"

I quickly run up the the man. "Sir! Please a moment of your time! I need help!" I say as the man turned to face me.

"Then you came to the right man kid, I am the worlds number one mercanary, aint no job I leave unfinished. You got a problem, I solve it." The man speaks proudly as he puts his hand in his pocket.

"Um...I was just hoping you would be willing to be my sisters boyfreind and take care of her..." I say and he looked at me confused. "Who? I only see you..."

I step out of the way to reveal my sister and thats when the man jumped a bit. "Woah! The heck is that!? Thats your sister?" The man spoke surprised as he quickly shakes his head.

"Well, a jobs a job then. How long you want me to be her boyfreind?"

"Well...until you grow old I suppose."

"Ok better question...how long does she live?"

"Uh...a couple hundred years..."

The man soon pulled out a calculator from his pocket. "Lets see...a few hundred years...Let me calculate everything and...quarter of a million kid."

I go silent at that number. "What!? I dont even have close to that much money! Come on sir, She is very picky about her boyfreind! I do not want to be the one to do so!"

"Tough break kid, I dont do things dor free or for kindness. Hell, I dont even know what she is! She might bite me for all I know!"

"I dont bite!...At least not me personally..."

"Please im begging you! Take her!"

"No! You can do it yourself. Jeeze not my problem! Unless I get paid of course..."

"Could you at least tone down the price!"

"Hold on a second...let me just..." The man spoke as he rached into his pocket and drew some sort of spray and sprayed me! In an instant I was out cold.

"Huh...Works pretty good!" The man laughed as he walked off.

Another hour passes before I wake up. This were looking bad but he could not give up!

A few weeks later, and many strange people later, some Samurai? One very crazy guy who loves weapons, and one who was not interested...and much more...strange people...

Things were bleak! All these strange people which my sister liked denied him, chased him away or just walked off. His time was running out!

"Bro!...I'm very...irritable right now!...I'm so sorry! Please hurry!" My sister spoke on her final hour. He had to do this for her sake!...and his sake as well...

His search for his final hour would turn up one last gem...or at least one last guy. That merc...Well he was doomed, not like he could rob a bank to pay the guy off...however, it seemed that we was holding a sign. "Will mostly do any job for ANY money'

I run up to the supposed number one mercanary who eyed me for a second and slumped. "Yeah! So what if people forgot I am a great mercanary! The worlds best mercanary!...People these days are getting with...Mamano or whatever the hell they are called. No battles means no job! Damnit! How much money you got! I'll take it as long as she does not bite me!" The man pointed at me.

"Um...40,000, And you gotta treat her---"

"Yeah treat her right! Duh, thats what a lover has to do! I'm desperate for money kid! I nearly had to eat a noodle cup! The actual cup the noodles are in! I'll take it deal!"

And so, I was saved thanks to another misfortune. My sister seems very happy, she is also irritable at the same time. But I say I was lucky!

The mercanary of course...would live out his contract for a few hundred years...And his cycle would continue...he needed jobs for money...But for the sister, those were the happiest years she could have.