Talk:Vampire/@comment-25409001-20141124155900

You're sitting in your house, enjoying the newly develop 'Television' set as they call it. You were lucky enough to get one that strecthes to atleast 70 inches.

While you were watching a show about a laughing dog, a vampire kicks down the door to your house and breaks the 'Television' into pieces. Then she starts boasting about herself.

What do you do?