Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160705012209/@comment-28929693-20160718030205

AlmightySpoonman wrote: The next morning, my friends are sitting down to breakfast with their respective partners. Though they were a bit apprehensive about spending the night with a group of never before seen species, the girls' warm welcome quickly assuaged their fears.

However the idiot of our group speaks out while chewing on a biscuit. "Hey, anyone seen Charlie?"

The other guys give a collective shrug, but the girls burst out in a fit of giggling while sharing knowing looks. A voice from the stairs calls out. "Morning everyone! What's all the excitement about?"

My friends nearly jump out of their seats when they see that the "elf" girl that they had last seen me with now had the thorax, abdomen, legs and pedipalps of a large spider in place of the human legs they had seen the day before. Her hair was undone and flowing past her shoulders and her kimono was undone near the top, displaying plenty of cleavage. She walks over to the table before gently setting down the bundle she had been carrying on her back: me.

"So sorry we're late! Honey here had some trouble sleeping last night. He was even too tired to walk downstairs by himself! So I offered to carry him down once he was ready."

I slouch forward at the table, letting out a big yawn. I can barely keep my eyes open enough to see the food in front of me. I struggle to reach my silverware as every move I make makes my hips hurt.

A gentle hand rests on my own as I reach for a plate. Another reaches out and moves it closer to me. I hear a soft whisper next to my ear, "Let me get that for you honey, you just relax."

One of my best friends looks over to me, "Uhh, you OK dude? She didn't... do anything to you... Right?"

The jorou gumo next to me sticks her tongue out. I on the other hand slowly raise the corners of my mouth into the biggest grin I can muster.

"Yeah... She did something to me alright..."

I wrap both arms around her and give her a long kiss on the cheek.

"She Rocked. My. World."

We eventually find our way home, as the woman in the woods promised. But we promise to keep the game and visit the Inn every weekend. And every time that beautiful jorou gumo has her way with me from dusk till dawn.

It never stops hurting... But hey, love hurts. And she loves me a LOT. Ouch, I wouldn't good back... ever.