Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170304230047

You wake up from a deep sleep to the shrill ring of the telephone. You groan and rub your eyes, wondering whether you should get your boss gangbanged today if it's him/her again asking you to cum in early again.

You pick up the receiver. &lsquo;Hello?&rsquo;

&lsquo;Hello! I'm the march hare representative of the Mamono Overlords. We think you would fit in well with us, so we have two openings for you!&rsquo;

&lsquo;... This is some kind of innuendo, right?&rsquo;

&lsquo;*Giggle* Well, yes and no! We're looking for someone who won't be an asshole to mamono!&rsquo;

&lsquo;Asshole? Yeah, sure, I'll take that after the other hole.&rsquo;

The march hare giggles for about ten minutes. She composes herself, and still laughing, says, &lsquo;I think we'll be a perfect match! Would you like to go out with me?&rsquo;

What would you do?