Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28358106-20160910210542/@comment-28358106-20160911185717

She suddenly becomes passionate. "I...feel the same way about paperboard! The corrugated takes up a total of two point seven square centimeters extra of space per standard legal filing box.  Wasted space!  The creator of that divider needs to be taken to task!  ...Ahem."

She is suddenly all business, back to her normal self. "Then we need to get started immediately. There are the extraspecies forms as well as the parental lineage documentation, for which we will need the signatures of the second parent, unless you sign in lieu of her, in which case you will need to bring her release forms granting permission to..."

She suddenly stops. She takes out the tiny box and holds it to her ear. "...But...very well." She sighs and puts it away, standing.

She speaks in her normal, passive voice. "Mr. Crinkles says we are wasting time. He says we need to start now." She pauses, looking away. "And he says anyone who uses paperboard dividers can be trusted." She looks away, her expression difficult to read...