Talk:Lizardman/@comment-25405125-20150716172411/@comment-28935784-20150906171641

Put her on a weighing scale, tell her to shush when she insists you shouldn't weigh a girl or a monster girl, since it's rude to ask a man about how rich he is and if he can fight to protect the weak and the strong, or whether he can defend his honour. Write her weight down on a Post-It note and slap it on her arse.

Walk away and say you'll marry her when she loses a few hundred kilos, like the weight of the scales on her feet and her sword's intense weight. She does look a little fat around the back with it.