Talk:Gyoubu Danuki/@comment-24664052-20150324094129/@comment-25035274-20150324152724

Clearly, the company is trying to cheat me, which is a privilege that should be reserved only for my financially savvy wife, and I tell her as much. I remind her that if she allows them to make off with my money, she's admitting that they're savvier businessmen than herself.

At that comment, she pulls a "^_^"-face, and holds up a large sack of money conveniently marked with a dollar sign, as well as a... Wait, is that... Did she somehow manage to LITERALLY cheat the shirt off Incognito, Inc's CEO's back?

"Waaaaaaaay ahead of you, Buckaroo! Now let's get to our room, and maybe order a little room service. I'm starving. Oh, and I hope you like the new shirt I got you."