Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-39754221-20191009200335/@comment-36855838-20191011210725

Kieth applauds slowly.

"Well done you lot, very well done!"

The Amazons look on in confusion, one speaks up.

"What, you aren't going to run?"

Kieth sits on a nearby fallen tree, and throws a bag of lemon drops into the face of an amazon crouched underneath.

"Oh, good heavens, no! I'm not built for that! Get on with whatever your plan is, I'm sure it'll be as dazzling as cornering and ambushing a helpless boy in the woods."

"Stranger, this is no laughing matter, we are in need of husbands, you must understand-"

"Oh, I understand just fine, but you couldn't even go through the trouble of being decent enough to fake asking me, and that's what has me angry."

The Amazon under the stump gets up, sits beside him, and says, "Very well, would you please marry me?"

"Oh, sure!"

He leans in, and wraps his arms around her.