Talk:Wurm/@comment-156.34.64.247-20151225164443

Your parents insisted on coming over for dinner to meet your wife. This wouldn't be a problem normally, but your parents happen to be scholars who place a high value on intelligence. At first, everything seems as though it's going to be OK, but then your mother asks the worst possible question.

"So tell me Sarah, what's your greatest intellectual achievement?"

"My greatest... OH! Yesterday, I read the book about the little monkey and the man in the big yellow hat all by myself!"

Your parents play it off, and then glare at you. You can see disappointment and disapproval in their eyes. Thankfully, the rest of dinner passes uneventfully. Afterwards, your parents ask to speak to you outside the cave... privately.

What happens next?