Talk:Lilim/@comment-173.73.56.131-20151218040338/@comment-27049723-20160106052214

I think about it for a good minute, "Ehh.. Screw it, I'll come." I finally say with a shrug, no one invited me to any parties so I'm pretty board.

"Great! Now just strip down and get in this box." She says motioning towards a pretty big box.

I do as I'm told and climb in the box. The ride to our destination is a little bumpy but I get through it relatively unscathed. Suddenly, I feel my box lifted and carried somewhere and eventually set down. I hear Christina talking to someone and then I hear her walk over to me and preform the signalling knock on the box, upon which, I burst out of the top of the present like a stripper out of a giant birthday cake yelling "Merry Christmas!"

When I open my eyes, I see that my reciever is a very estatic, and kinda cute, looking Gazer who appears to be in her late teens. All her eyes are looking at me in a way that I swear her pupils look like hearts, and she finally says, shifting a few eye tentacles to look at Christina, but never taking the main eye off me, "He's perfect! Thank you very much!"

Christina just laughs and says "Thank nothing of it. Consider this your present for being such a good little mamono this year." She turns to leave and as she walks past me she gives me a wink and flies off. With her gone I turn my attention back to the Gazer, who is still staring at me except this time she's much closer.


 * Ahem* "Hi my name is Zach. What's your's?" I ask to try and break the ice.

"My name's Xana, but I think I'll call you Hubby." She says licking her lips. Luckily for me my body has been ready since the start, and since I kinda liked her one eye you can imagine how the night went. Needless to say we're married and happily so.