Talk:Mershark/@comment-30895326-20170207185009/@comment-30717141-20170209015150

I stare in disbelief for a few moments, and pull out my Tricorder MK VII and scan her. "W-What're you doing?!" She stutters, I respond with: "Ma'am, I don't mean you any harm, but I'm doing this for research for StarFleet. I've been designated to this planet alone so I can research your culture, which has been recently added to the prime directive, so, when I'm recovered the transition to a StarFleet alliance can be met  much smoother, so don't worry about a thing miss." I then promptly pat her on the head twice, and walk away.