Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29602226-20170131211511

Okay. So you are a pervy man in the MGEverse, and you have either decided you don't believe what the Order says, or that you don't need your soul anymore... or maybe you have eaten a lot of Prisioner Fruits and have become an unclaimed Incubus... It doesn't matter... The point is, you have decided to get yourself a nice Mamono, or maybe more than one...

And you want it easy, both to find and get your Mamono wife, but also to live with her, because you are a lazy ass and you don't want to put too much effort (also, this is a wish-fullfilment fantasy world, we want it easy, dammit!).

So you drop your pants, and get your naked ass out to the wide world in seach of your honey. There are some factors you have to take into account when picking your target:

' 1.-How easy is to find is that Mamono? '

There are just a handful of Lilims, Dark Matters, Echidnas, Baphomets, Otohimes, Pharaohs and Ice Queens are rare too. Titanias and March Hares live in another dimension, and Atlach-Nachas deep underground. You need  to select somebody easier to find.

KC has said that the most numerous Mamonos are probably Devil Bugs and Large Mouses.

 Succubi  are most probably common too, since they are the default species when a woman is monsterized by mana erosion or corrupted food. Also, Succubi are good at monsterizing women.

 Nereids  should be common too, since every woman who falls to the sea becomes one, plus they actively seek to turn into Nereid any human woman they spot.

 Zombies  and Mummies should be common too. Corpses exposed to DE can become either (depending on how dry they are). Both species attack and monsterize women, and both are created as servants by high-ranking monsters like Wights and Anubis. And in Dark Demon Realms with a lot of undead monsters, women can become both due to mana erosion.

 Holstaurs  and Weresheep seem common too, since their milk and wool can be bought even in Order lands. Plus KC has said that you can see many of them in Bright Green Demon Realms.

 Kobolds  should be common too, since they can be found (as pets) even in moderate Order lands.

 Slimes , Red Slimes, Sea Slimes and Nueronagos should be common too, since they don't have the same trouble getting pregnant as othe Mamonos do. They just need to eat and grow, and they will produce babies.

For the same reason, Matangos should be common. They don't get pregnant, they produce spores, and KC has explicitly said that a single Matango can quickly monsterize a whole village. Same goes for Ropers.

 Dark Slimes  have both advantages: They can both split and monsterize women.

Plant Mamono like Alraunes, Barometzs, Mandragoras and Tentacles seem to be able to spontaneously appear when the land is infused with Demonic Energy.

 Amazoness  tend to monsterize women they capture, so they should be able to spread easily.

 Werewolves  can monsterize women with a bite, and those women monsterize their families in turn. It sound like they should be common.

 Ghouls  monsterize dead women they find, so they can spread easily too.

Among Magical Materials, Living Dolls should be common, since every discarded doll exposed to DE become one.

 Dwarves , Goblins and Orcs are common in standard fantasy, so I would say their monsterized descendants should be common too.

 Fairies  are the main inhabitants of whole Spirit Realms, and they need to come to the human world to find men, so there could easily be hundreds of thousands or even millions of them around.

Not sure about Wererabbits and Werecats. My instinct is that they should be common, because rabbits and cats are so common, but I'm not sure... Same goes for Mermaids and Merrows; since Mermaids are the most widely known sea monsters, I feel they should be common.

' 2.-How easy is to make that Mamono into your wife? '

It is ridiculously easy to have sex with most Mamonos (there are exceptions, like Hinezumis, Lizardmen, Salamanders, Echidnas and Valkyries) but I'm not sure it is so easy to make them into you wife. They have preferences, after all... so let seek the easy ones:

 Nureonagos  become the wives of the first man who smiles back to them. It is so easy as that...

 Shoggoth  are said to go to "anyone who desires to employ them".

 Kobolds  and Cu Sith are easy. Get them as pets, and they are yours. I think the main problem wouldn't be to marry them but to adquire them from their families.

 Amazoness, Dark Matters, Dragon Zombies, Flow Kelps, Hornets, Humpty Eggs, Khepris, Kitsune-bis, Large Mouses, Orcs  seem to capture and keep any man they bump into or who visits their home. I'm not sure it is true for all of them, but Doromes, Ghosts, Grizzlies, Matangos, Mantis, Sandworms, Soldier Beetles and Will-o'-the-Wisp sound like they make the first man they meet and manage to capture into their husband too.

 Sea Bishops , Yetis, Wendigos and White Horns seem to marry all the men they rescue, if he is interested.

 March Hares  and Jubjubs probably won't leave a man once they find one. They will become his wives if he doesn't escape.

 Atlach-Nachas, Ice Queens, Jinns of the Jar, Dormouses  and Mandragoras are raped by any man who finds them, and the man can make them their wives.

 Fairies  can be captured and tamed.

 Living Dolls  and Living Armor become the wives of any man who finds and claims them.

You can probably make your own Chochin-Obakes and Karakasa-Obakes if you impregnate the right items with DE and treat them with love.

You can make a Golem your wife just willingly having sex with her, which will encourage her to come back for you, and if you keep having sex with her willingly, she will eventually become your wife.

A Griffon can be seduced just going to her lair and desiring her.

 Devil Bugs  are easy. Just don't wash yourself and go where they are.

 Beelzebubs  are similar to Devil Bugs in that they attracted to the odor of sweat and spoiled food. Don't wash yourself, keep your house dirty and full of trash, and they will stay. 

 Akanames  can be attracted with sweat and lack of hygiene too.

It is easy to have sex with unmarried Minotaurs, Holstaurs, Wererabbits and Weresheep. Just wear red when you approach the Minotaur and Holstaur, smile to the Wererabbit and hug the Weresheep. Maybe repeating that enough times will be enough?

 Imps  and Arch Imps will become your wives if you summon them as your familiars, but they will eventually enslave you, and you need to be able to cast magic in first place.

 3.-How easy is to  live with that Mamono?

There are men who are into dominant women, who like to be bound or stabbed or captured, but, what if your tastes are simple? If you want a nice, easy-going, gentle wife?

 Alices, Cancers, Cursed Sword (married), Jubjubs, Kesaran-Pasaran, Kobolds, Leanan Sidhes, Mothmenn Nueronago, Sahuagins, Soldier Beetles, Tentacles, Wurms  are meek.

 Angels , Automatons, Bicorns, Cancers, Chochin-Obakes, Cu Siths, Cupids, Cursed Swords (married), Dhampirs, Holstaurs, Houris, Inaris, Karakasa-Obakes, Kejourous, Kikimoras, Leanan Sidhes, Living Armor, Nueronago, Ochimusha, Orc (defeated), Otohime, Ryu, Sea Bishops, Shirohebis, Shoggoths, Umi Oshos, Unagi Joros, Undines, Unicorns, Wendigos are devoted.

 Apsaras , Barometzs, Chochin-Obakes, Cupids,, Dhampirs, Dormouses, Flow Kelps, Gnomes, Hakutakus, Jinkos, Liches, Mad Hatters, Ochimushas, Unagi Joros, Unagi Joros, Valkyries, Wendigos, White Horns are calm.

 Apsaras , Gandharvas, Harpies, Houris, Kesaran-Pasaran, March Hares, Otohimes, Phantoms, Ren Xiongmao, Satyros, Sirens, Wererabbits, Yetis are cheerful.

 Bicorns , Dryads, Giant Slugs, Gnomes, Holstaurs, Kikimoras, Mermaids, Red Caps (married), Ren Xiongmaos, Titanias, Trolls, Unicorns, Weresheeps (unshaved), Yetis are gentle.

 Cu Siths  , Dhampirs, Fairies, Titanias, Yetis are honest

 Dryads , Merrows, Mothmen, Ryu, Sea Bishops, Shirohebis, Tentacles are warm.

 Cu Siths, Soldier Beetles  are obedient,

 Fairies  are innocent.

 Hakutakus  are cool.

 Houris  are devoted.

 Jinns of the Jar , Kobolds, Mandragoras, Nightmares are submissive (Jinns are shy and cowardly, Mandragoras are timid and Nightmares are weak and cowardly, but the text implies that they are docile and  submissive).

 Kikimoras  are diligent.

 Sea Slimes, Slimes  are docile.

 Golems  are like you want them to be.

I have skipped those who have good qualities but are whimsical, stubborn, strong-willed, ill-tempered, selfish, pushy, malicious, mean or violent. Also, those who keep their husbands as prisioners in their lairs have been skipped too. Those who brainwash their husbands like Kunoichis and Matango do, are skipped too.

 4.-Bonus points - Harem-friendly: ''' Bicorns, Nurarihyons, Dryads, Werewolves, Large Mouses, Devil Bugs, Orcs, Goblins.

 5.-Bonus points - Empowering: ''' Living Armor, Shoggoth, Wendigo, Atlach-Nacha, Hinezumi, Ignis, Sylph, Undine, Gnome, Khepri.

So taking all those factors into account, if you want to easily find a nice, easy-going Mamono wife, your target would probably be a Kobold, Fairy, Holstaur, Weresheep (unshaven), Nueronago, Mandragora and maybe Wererabbit.

Sadly, none of those have bonus points (Harem-friendly or Empowering), but hey, they are docile and easy to get, so you will probably manage to make an harem without too much trouble anyways, and since you are a lazy ass, you probably don't need special powers...

Your thoughts? Does this need any correction?

    