Thread:MockingJester/@comment-30014014-20180324234030/@comment-25808351-20181007234651

BT, if you ever came to my front door on a Sunday preaching your Order nonesense, I’d full on kick ya in the dick and take away your ability to bare children. HOWEVER, I think we have passed the point where you realize that most Mamono are harmless and are preparing to be Layoka’s dad. Not only a cute concept but badass.

I can already imagine Layoka coming home from school and Jorge greet her with a big ol smile. “Hey sweetheart, how was school today? Learn anything interesting?

Layoka frowns. “The teacher touched me in.... places.” I can just imagine Jorge immediately suiting up and grabbing his greatsword. The teacher is out getting drunk.

“So I fondled this cute Dhampir, aye! Aw she was a good feel.” Shortly after Jorge shows up like an apparition and crushes the shitsucker’s skull in.

Eventually Marcus shows up because he got paid to hunt the murderer. After he tracks you, Marcus sits there in an armchair and sighs.

“Jorge, you’re a brother to me. But you can’t go around killin people.” Marcus scratches his scruffy chin.

Then you go. “Well that son of a bitch molested Layoka!”

To which Marcus raises an eyebrow and says, “Well fuck. If you’d told me that earlier I wouldn’t be harassing ya. Got any beer to drink?”