Talk:Ratatoskr/@comment-29602226-20170310213659

Scary idea: A Ratatoskr working for a Gyoubu Danuki... no way to escape their manipulations...

Cute idea: A Ratatoskr and a Dormouse friends. The Dormouse keeps grabbing the exasperated Ratatoskr's tail to use as bed.

Funny idea: A Ratatoskr manages to irk a Dark Mage so much that she teleports the squirrel girl to Bast's Realm... cue to a million catgirls chasing the Ratatoskr around the city to "eat" her...

Another funny idea: Kobolds got a "SQUIRREL!!!!" instinct in order to protect their masters' privacy. That makes the Kobold the Ratatoskr's nemesis, and makes their conversations awkward:

Ratatoskr: Hey, friend...

Kobold: SQUIRREL!!!

Ratatoskr: Yeah, yeah... I was wondering if I could get you interested in...

Kobold: SQUIRREL!!!

Ratatoskr: Could you please stop for a second and...?

Kobold: I'M GONNA EAT YOU!!!

Squirrel: *Blushes* But, but, but... We don't know each other, we have barely met... it's... *The Ratatoskr can't resist the stress and leaps away, the Kobold chases her shouting...*

Kobold: SQUIRREL!! !SQUIRREL!!! SQUIRREL!!! SQUIRREL!!!