Talk:Cockatrice/@comment-198.54.211.2-20150506155208/@comment-5426290-20150507063655

I open the door of my house and enter leaving it open, she follows me inside. I then close the door behind her and pet her head while she becomes petrified of shyness. I keep petting her for five minutes till she finally leans her head against my chest during the petting. I sit down on the couch with her on my lap and me petting her.

That's how I got a new girlfriend.