Talk:Ittan-momen/@comment-28074295-20160426120940

My armor wants sex with me, my sword wants my dick, my umbrella wants to give me a good tongueing, any paper latern or doll I own and/or care for wants my special juices and now my sheets are getting in my pants. I swear if a house MG comes to exist or my bed becomes one, I'm just gonna give up and toss myself into the oncoming rape horde, because it would be pointlees to resist anymore.