Talk:Alp/@comment-116.87.41.222-20150913155510/@comment-25035274-20150914141324

Oh HAAAAAAAAELZ naw.

If it's got a dick, it don't get tricked.

I turn and march my happy self right on out of there. When I get home, I submerge my hand in a vat of bleach. The burning means it's cleaning.