Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26517142-20190506205831

It's been a while since I made a WWYD. SO here it goes.

You're a guy with an obsession for ordering things online. You find something good - you stake the order and have it on your door. A quick fix for someone of the modern age. Simple and time-efficient.

There is a downside on your lifestyle: you're damn antisocial. It's probably been 7 months since you ever made contact with other people outside your doorstep. So....a part of you started to long for companionship.

And then the weirdest thing happens. While stalking the net for new things to order you see something that reads, "ORDER A GIRLFRIEND. HAVE A LADY OF YOUR CHOICE, DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR. BUY NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST."

AND on the page is a fill-out sheet for your preferences. With the loneliness and curiosity gripping at you...you fill it up and pay. And then..you wait.

A day later, your doorway received an extensive knock. You open it..and there's a box. And it bursts open to reveal (Mamono of choice), ribbon covering her indecent places while she yells.

"THANKS FOR MAKING YOUR ORDER!!! Now I'm YOURS!!!"

W. W. Y. D? 