Talk:Salamander/@comment-24.4.84.210-20140831171808/@comment-25421410-20141124012632

Me: um...well....huh...i dont' know hwo to tell you this but.

The salamanders eyes widden in anticipation.

Me: you may wnat to get some water, your on fire.

The salamander takes a few moments to look at me, before replying.

Her: These are the flames of my passion.

Me: well thats ni.....HOLY WET PALADINS, THE WAGON BEHIND YOU IS ON FIRE.

She: what wagon......."salamander looks behind her, beofre turning back round to find me gone"

She: bastard.