Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-26380985-20160403051820/@comment-27950421-20160418193929

I smile at them, "Oh? You think you've won have you? WELL THINK AGAIN!," I suddenly burst into flames, "THE NINJAS CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE ON FIRE!"

Laughing like a maniac I run off into the woods and make my escape.

The two kunoichi just stare at the wildfire left in my wake.

Kunoichi1 looks at Kunoichi2, "Damn! How did he know the one weakness of the ninja?!"

Kunoichi2 sighs in defeat, "Truly he is a worthy foe..."


 * later that evening*

My Ryu waifu pauses in bandaging my various burns, "How exactl ydid you know that they couldn't catch you if you were on fire."

I stoicly stare off in the distance, "The Internet told me."