Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20160227183142/@comment-27303410-20160227191057

I want to help my friend but i know if I do what she says about trying to get a hellhound, I'm screwed literly, when a thought comes to my head. "We only did this to try to get me hitched with a hellhound, My friend is getting married tomarrow and I was kinda looking for a plus one."

They all look at me in surprise, and the anger changes to lust and they all close in on me allowing my friend time to escape leaving the loot behind, time for phase two. "Wait I can only marry one and only take one person with me so, I'll only marry the strongest one of you."

They all look at each other and I can already see sparks fly between them. "HE'S MINE YOU !@#$%&." one of the hellhounds yells and ten of them start to brawl with each other. I ditch my loot and sneak away, "Graverobbing isn't worth this." I head home and figure that I might as well sleep and get a job after the wedding.

As I try to fall alseep a crash comes from my kitchen forcing me fully awake, I go to investagate and see a hellhound leaning on my kitchen table. "Looks like you're my husband and your plus one." Crap she followed my scent home. Welp this is what i get for trying to help a friend.

The next day during the wedding as my friend is walking down the aisle she spots the hellhound warped around my arm next to me. I just nod to her and smile.