Thread:Clovis77th/@comment-30061283-20161101212452/@comment-27950421-20161102160756

I look at the hatter, "Normalcy is simply another term for mediocrity. Even if I were the only person existence, I would still be weird. Anyways, beside the point, Clovis needs your help to determine which god being represented here is superior. Which is pointless because it is clearly Godzilla."

The Cosmos turn to me, "WHAT!?! Godzilla slaughter innocents by the thousands and caused thousands more to live a life in tragedy!"

I look at them, "Yes, and then Mothra tries to stop him and he kicks her ass."

The Cosmos growl angrily.

I turn back to Clovis, "Look, Clovis, buddy, think of it like this, Jesus, the Chief God, all them other guys, they're always telling you not have sex. The Fallen God, the Demon Lord, they're always telling to have more sex. Now Godzilla, he doesn't tell you how much sex should or should not have. He doesn't care what you do with your time so you can have the appropriate amount of sex for your preferences. Just saying."

The Cosmos pipe in, "Mothra doesn't tell you how much sex to have either!"

"But Godzilla still kicks her ass ergo, Godzilla is superior," I rebuke.