User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160512023524


 * The Baphomet sits on the ground trembling for a bit but after a while manages to recover*

Baphy: ok... don't piss off the sludge maids... got it...


 * She stands up and looks at the door*

Baphy: Maybe I can, pick the lock or something...

(Inside the hyperbolic time chamber)


 * The kunoichi is once again giving a lesson*

Kunoichi: As you may know, your master has enemies, both within the Sabbath, the Order, and the Radical Faction, this means that you may frequently face enemies who are capable of ranged attacks, flight, or both. The best way to combat foes such as these is by utilizing cover to reach your opponent and by using ranged attacks of your own.


 * she pulls out a number of ninja tools*

Kunoichi: for this reason you will be learning how to use kunai, shurikens, senbon spikes, smoke pellets, and flash bombs in harmony with hand to hand combat. The kusarigama and other chain weapons will also be useful however the usage is different and lessons on those shall come later. Reptile-sama, if you would be so kind?


 * as she hands out weapons to the raptors I set up a number of summoning circles at varying sizes and distances to be used as targets. After they had practiced for a while the Alpha Raptor looks to me*

Alpha Raptor: Master, where do these circles lead to?

Me: Well, most of them dump them into my projectile collection.

Alpha Raptor: where do the others go?

Me: Oh no where important...

(In a village near the border of the reptile kingdom)


 * A hero from the order and his Valkerie advisor lead a group of soldiers on am invasion of my kingdom. They are currently winning and the hero is raising his sword up to strike down a young lamia*

Hero: I smite thee for the glory of our ever merciful chief god!


 * Suddenly a kunai comes flying out of nowhere and knocks the sword from his hand*

Hero: What!?!


 * a sudden flurry of throwing weapons hit him, cutting the fasteners and straps to his armor, after it finishes his cape goes fluttering off into the breeze and his armor falls apart leaving him clad in nothing but his Chibi Druella boxers.*

Hero: um... I can explain!


 * another flurry of throwing weapons erupts, however instead of hitting anyone they lodge themselves in a nearby building spelling out the words: one does not simply walk into the reptile kingdom*

Valkerie: oh no...


 * a large summoning circle appears bringing forth a rather unhappy Godzillasaurus (http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Godzillasaurus) *

Valkerie: REPTILE YOU ASSHOLE!!!