User blog comment:The Reptile King/Ask Reps Daughter Questions/@comment-30061283-20161015200048/@comment-27036092-20161016212415

If you want, Inches, I have a pretty reliable, efficient and easy to use teleportation spell...

The only inconvenient, which might not be much of an inconvenient for you, is that in its current iteration it makes you absorbing Demonic Energy during the trip (and the greater the distance, the higher the quantity), and also has a chance of attracting mamonos on your point of arrival.

Surely you must not mind these little conditions? Just picture a Demon Realm and there you go!