User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20161215180757/@comment-27550231-20161215184034

Well... I can't go back because I'll be deemed a failure and there be monsters in the rear. If I keep going forward I'm doomed to fail. So to hell with it! I keep marching for what seems like an eternity. Everything becomes a blur.

I think that some whores tried to tempt me along the way. But they stop when they see my blank gaze. I don't know how long I have marched but somehow I end up in a town full of men and harlots. I know that they must be purged... But to hell with that! If I fight right now then I won't be able to reach the king.

I blank out once more and find myself roaming the halls of a strange castle. The architecture is that not of this world, it seems as if this place was grown not made.

I soon find myself shambling to his throne... No one is home... I guess I'll wait for him... I sit down in his throne and out of nowhere hundreds of cream pies land on me.

I don't care. I made it to his throne. I start to laugh as I pull out the decree demanding his execution and pass out from exhaustion. This chair is really comfy...