Talk:Sylph/@comment-26948680-20160323223839

You know a sylph quite well, she is strong,resourceful and intelligent if a little childish. Unfortunately for her, her small stature and child like appearance stops her from being taken seriously by most.

One day she charges into your house in an absolute state as she does whenever she is upset by the lack of respect people give her due to how she looks. Two things are noticeably different about her. First she has cake crumbs around her mouth and secondly each one of her breasts are larger than the rest of her body combined.

She squeezes you, crying "I thought that if I looked like an adult people would take me seriously, so I ate a wonderland cake. To begin with I thought that I just needed to eat more for it to kick in on the rest of my body but it went to my girls and now no one will take me seriously!"

What do you do?

Yes I know that wonderland cakes do cause ageing but I wanted to give an unusual unique effect.