Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32558333-20180221235058/@comment-27950421-20180223132934

I cross my arms, "I apologize, but that is a task that is quite impossible."

The dragon stands up, "EXCUSE ME!?!?"

I smirk confidently, "You will never be able to rape me. For a creature such as you, it is simply impossible."

She flares out her wings, "FOOLISH MAN! I AM NOT SOME MERE LIZARD! I AM A DRAGON! MY SCALES ARE HARDER THAN IRON! MY CLAWS SHARPER THAN SWORDS! MY BREATH HOTTER THAN THE MOLTEN BOWLS OF THE EARTH!"

She continues to yell dramatically, "WHEN I WALK DOWN THE HALLS, GRIFFINS STEP ASIDE! WHEN I ROAR, HELLHOUNDS COWER IN FEAR! WHEN I GO TO BATTLE, ALL WHO STAND IN MY PATH BREAK BEFORE MY MIGHT!"

She looms over me menacingly, "Now hear this, little man. I will RAPE YOU!!!"

I look completely uneffected by her tirade, "No you won't."

She glares at me silently for a moment, "Please explain to me, puny, insignificant expendable, little mortal, how exactly you intend to stop me?"

I calmly look her in the eyes, "Because it's not rape if I'm willing."

With a smirk I leave the stunned dragon stammering where she stands, "I'll see you after school, hot stuff."