Talk:Amazoness/@comment-31401828-20170401114721/@comment-30700719-20170529215656

"Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T F**KING COOK IT!"

"This chicken is so rubbery, Goodyear called and asked for the recipe!"

"If you put any more ginger in this, it'd be a Weasley!"

"This pork is so raw that it's still singing 'Hakuna Matata'. You f**king disgrace."