Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170424205803

You go looking for a friend whom you've met after a long time at the school reunion. You've heard he has a girlfriend now even though he was a dateless bloke at school.

You look around the place you reached. It's the right block, you just can't find the damn house number. You stop a woman walking by to ask her for directions.

You: &lsquo;Excuse me, miss!&rsquo;

The woman pauses and looks at you. She has bunny ears, a tail, and pink fur. Damn march hares.

March hare: &lsquo;Yes?&rsquo;

You: &lsquo;I need some help. I'm looking for this house number.&rsquo; You show her the slip with an address on it.

March hare: &lsquo;Hmmmmm ... do you know who lives there? I remember the houses by the people, not the numbers, sorry.

You: &lsquo;I'm looking for Peter.&rsquo;

March hare: &lsquo;... Who?&rsquo;

You: &lsquo;Peter!!&rsquo;

The march hare grabs you with surprising strength, lifts you up and slams you against the fence.

&lsquo;ME TOO,  DARLING!!!!! Now don't you go all yaoi on me, I need a peter now!&rsquo;

She presses her large orbs against you, kissing you deeply and sticking her tongue into your mouth while sliding her hands down to find your peter.

EDIT: When she finds it, she releases your mouth, her eyes glowing and her hands fumbling with her top. What would you do?

Oops, forgot to add those words and a more flexible situation.