Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26517142-20160618125909/@comment-27950421-20160620151547

Suddenly off in the distance music begins to play (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg) and a dark cloud begins to form on the horizon. As it descends into Oz the cloud splits revealing a massive alien space craft, various pieces of it falling off as fire explodes out in multiple places across its hull. On top of it is none other than the Reptile King himself sitting on a massive motorcycle decorated with serpents, dragons, and other reptilian beasts, in place of tires are flaming masses of blades and spikes.

I take a tooth pick out from between my lips and flick it away, "Well Jeiel, I promised an entrance both over the top and genre breaking. I delivered."

Just as the music begins to really get going I suddenly rev the engine and go racinv across the top of the ship, zig zagging between explosions. Just as the ship crashes into the ground I ramp off of it and race ahead of it as it slides across the land. Just as I ramp over the wall of the emerald city the ship plows through it and finally grinds to a halt, leaving miles of destroyed landscape its path.

I hit the breaks and come sliding to stop amongst Jeiel and the others. After a moment I reach back into my saddle bag and pull out a glass bottle of root bear. With a clawed thumb I flick off the tab and then down it in one go.

Wiping my mouth I smile, "The King has returned."