Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20181106180611

(I RETURN!!!)

I step outside to go and collect the mail only to find the Dark Valkerie has the Slut Battalion lined up in my front yard. Each of the Dark Angels having grown significant curves and each of them dressed in radically different outfits. One being dressed as maid, the next in a skimpy secretarial outfit, the next wrapped in a harem outfit, another in a magical girl costume, another dressed as a bunny girl and so on. The Dark Valkerie stares at them with a critical eye in deep thought as they stand at attention before her.

I raise a concerned eyebrow as I walk past and grab the mail. Then as I walk back into the house. The entire time I go unnoticed. I set the mail on the table and then peek out the window to see that the group hasn't moved.

I sigh, "I'm going to regret this..."

I walk back outside and come up behind the Dark Valkerie, "Alright, what are you numbskulls doing now."

The Dark Valkerie jumps in surprise before landing on her plump rear. To their credit they Dark Angels don't move or change expression, showing a great deal of discipline, though judging by their expressions it could just be that they're all just lost in their own lascivious day dreams to know what's going on around them.

The Dark Valkerie looks up at me, "Master! Don't sneak up on me like that! I nearly came from that."

I ignore her statement and point at the Slut Battalion, "Why?"

The Dark Valkerie jumps up to her feet, "Oh this? We are attempting to determine a proper uniform for your harem Master!"

I stare at her blankly for a moment, "I've never accepted you girls as my harem."

She ignores this, "Of course doing so has been difficult since we are unsure of your tastes and fetishes..."

I groan as a rub my temples, "Alright, you know what? Just to get this over with, I'll help."

I fold my arms behind my back and turn away from her, looking the part of a military officer, "I prefer competence and loyalty, both should displayed. Generally a black with red highlights is a suitable color scheme, though this should not override common sense. Exact clothing should be determined by the persons actual position within the harem, cooks dressed in naked aprons, housekeepers in skimpy maid outfits, servers dressed in bunnygirl costumes, and so on."

I look at her from over my shoulder, "Understand?"

The Dark Valkerie looks up from the notepad that she's scribbling notes down on, "Oh yes Master!"

I walk back to my house, "Oh and ditch the magical girl outfit."

I slam the door shut to find my father going through the mail. He pulls out a book titled Inside the mind of Agnostics, Atheists, and other souls trapped by Satan.

I sigh and flop down on the couch.