Talk:Manticore/@comment-28655817-20160524141957/@comment-28358106-20160607001712

Dinghy denied?? Harsh!! Well, let me see...(soggily pats pockets) Where did I put that water breathing scroll...? (Giant, webbed hands slowly rise from water behind me)

...Hwwuh?? WAIT!! I'M MARRIED! I TASTE TERRIBLE!! I..I.. (shakes fist in air as I am lifted and then slowly pulled under) I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR WELL-THOUGHT-OUT PUNS FOR THIS, LORD OF SNAAAAAsploop blub blub

(Our..."hero"...will return.  As soon as his Golem wife can walk across the bottom of the sea to rescue him.  This may take a while.)