User blog:Ore-samma/Short-shot Alice (100% wholesome NO MALE)

Hello Fans, Ore-Samma here.

Inspiration for this story = https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Alice?file=KikiAlice.jpg

Thought it was an adorable story idea.

Feel free to leave a comment, lemme know whatcha think.

Ever your Servant-

Ore-Samma

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“Bella! Bella-Bella-Bella-Bella!”

I sighed, half in annoyance, half in happiness. “Hello Alice! How are you?”

Alice smiled and curtsied. “I am really good today! I just came from the Queen’s Palace in Wonderland, and wanted to visit you!”

I dusted my hands to get most of the flour off them and knelt down, deciding to give Alice a head pat with my cheek, as to not muss up her hair with flour. “That’s very kind of you to think of me, but I wish you would have told me before you just showed up! I am so very busy with making the sweets for the Queen’s next tea party!”

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Alice giggled and clapped her hands. “I know! I know! I want to help! I promise I won’t be a hassle or get in the way! I can do lots of things!”

“Really?” This was new, most Alice’s had little interest in cooking. “Well, I suppose it will be okay! But before you can help, I think it would be best for you to change into a maid uniform like  mine. We have extras in the back closet, over there.”

“Okay!” Alice cheered and padded off.

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“How do I look?” Alice said, now curtseying in an outfit much like mine.

“Very proper!” I admitted and continued to knead the mixture for cake dough. “Now, the next step is to wash your hands. The washbin is over there.” I motioned with my head.

Alice laughed and skipped over to the wash basin “Wash-wash-wash-washy!” She squealed and dried her hands.

“Okay! Next, I would like you to collect some butter, sugar and cream from the ice chest over there.”

Alice padded off and stopped for a moment to observe my working space and brought the ingredients one at a time to a clear spot. It surprised me at how observant she was, I would have expected her to invade my space and crowd me, try to gather and move everything all at once possibly spilling it…. But I was pleasantly surprised.

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“Good!” I said, and began to show her how to mix the ingredients and was amazed at how quickly she caught on.

“Making cookies! Making cakes! Pies and Candy-dandy! Cream and Jam! Juice and fruit, tea for two- me and you!” Alice sang as she worked, making me smile like no tomorrow.

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“Say, Lady Bella?” Alice said during a lull while the cakes, cookies, and jam tarts baked.

“Yes?”

She looked down at her shoe, twisting the tip of her foot about an embarrassed expression crossed her face. “Your husband, William is very handsome!” She said at last.

I smiled and patted Alice’s head. “Why thank you!”

“What’s it like? Being married?” She said, her cheeks pink and looking at me with her wide eyes.

I sighed and reflected on the last year. The moments just passed by in a daily bliss. Eventually my William and I eventually left the Godot estate and moved to the edge of the Wonderland Realm. William was making a living at a local lumbermill, and going on adventures with Locke to recover lost artifacts and lore amidst the old ruins… and I?

I rubbed my growing belly and felt a small kick, causing my body to shiver with a thrill. “It’s more wonderful than I could possibly imagine!” I sighed.

“Wow!” Alice said, her blush now gone. She pointed to my cheek. “Say, I always wanted to ask, but what is that mark on your cheek?”

I touched the Lizard Tribe tattoo. “Oh! That is the sign that I am part of the Southern River Lizard Tribe! I single-handedly defeated their battle-princess to rescue my William from their clutches! We still visit them a few times a year!”

Alice gasped. “You fight the Lizard warriors?” She walked over to me and held up her arms.

I shrugged, picking Alice up and setting her on the countertop that she just wiped clean and dried so we were now at eye level. “Well, not since that day- no.”

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Alice pouted. “Awww, I was gonna ask if you could fight this Jabberwocky that’s being mean to me!”

“You should make friends! Fighting never solved anything forever you know.” I said holding my finger up.

“But how?” She’s always pushing me down into mud or into the honey lake! She’s always laughing about messing up my dress!” Alice said, her pout getting more pronounced.

“Hmmmm, is the Jabberwocky invited to the teaparty?” I asked.

Alice tapped her finger to her chin and a sad expression stole across her face. “No…. now why would that be….” She suddenly jolted straight up. “I remember! The Queen said she was banned from tea parties for a year!”

I placed my hand on my chest. “Good heavens!” I gasped, “Why did she do that?”

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Alice looked about with a fearful expression, “promise not to tell?” She said in a low voice.

“I promise!” I said, nodding.

Alice motioned to her chest with her finger. “Cross your heart? Hope to die?” She held up her pinkie on her other hand while absently kicking her legs that dangled over the countertop. “Pinkie swear?”

“Cross my heart, hope to die. Pinky swear.” I said with a reassuring smile.

Alice leaned forward''. “She farted in the Queen’s presence!” '' She whispered.

“Good heavens!” I exclaimed, and smiled again to Alice giggling. I thought as I paced the kitchen. “You know, we have extra sweets, fruit, and cakes and tea…. Let’s invite your bully to a tea party of our very own!” I said snapping my finger.

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Alice gasped, bringing her curled hands to her chin. “Really! You think that would work?”

I nodded. “Quick! There are some crayons and sheets of paper in the hallway writing desk. You write the invitation, and I’ll set up the tea party.” I picked Alice up, and set her on the ground. “Oof! I don’t think I’ll be able to do this much more until the baby comes!”

“Ooooh!” Alice cooed looking at my rounded belly. “When will the baby come?”

“Maybe a month?” I said with a shrug. “Now run along, we have a lot to do if we’re gonna get you a new friend!”

Alice cheered and scampered off with a shake of her wings and tail.

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I stood in front of the tele-mirror and touched the jewel that activated it.

“Ah! Isabella! How wonderful!” Jenny said on the other line, A Madhatter. “You’re already done?”

I nodded, “Yes. I had some help today! Are you ready to receive the shipment?”

“Just a moment-” Jenny removed her hat and stretched it to be ten times larger, and set it on it’s side. “Okay, ready!”

I pushed the loaded sweet cart into the hat on my end and watched it exit from Jenny’s hat.

“It smells delicious!” She said, wafting the air in front of her. “You can come through too, you know! You’re also invited!”

I shook my head. “I’ve already spoken with the Queen. Hat travel makes me so dizzy, and with the baby almost due, I would rather just relax.”

“Oh? Oh yes! Of course, my apologies! I do seem to forget myself!” Jenny exclaimed and swept up her hat and placed it back on, now at its original size. “Well, do take it easy!”

“Thank you, until next time!”

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“Miss Bella! Miss Bella!” Alice cheered, dragging a Jabberwocky towards me who had an uncomfortable expression. “She’s here! She’s here!”

“Oh dear! Alice! Did you fall down into the mud again? Well, at least you were still wearing the maid outfit. Please go wash up and change, okay?”

“Okay!” Alice cheered. She turned to the Jabberwocky. “You be nice to Miss Bella! She’s pregnant, and she can kick your butt!” She huffed, crossing her arms across her chest and padded off.

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“Uh… hello.” The Jabberwocky said, grimacing as though she had a toothache.

“Welcome! Welcome! Any friend of Alice is a friend of mine!” I said with good cheer, holding my own temper in check as I wanted this to end well. “What is your name?” I asked.

“Uh… well…. My name is Heather.”

“Splendid to meet you Heather! Please, if you would be so kind to wash up! The Tea party is all set.” I said gesturing to the sitting room that had a table laden with all sorts of sweats and teas.

“I… maybe I should…. Well….okay.” Heather said and washed up, hissing slightly to her tentacles “quiet! I said we’re staying!”

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As soon as Alice returned we sat and spent the afternoon chatting a little about everything, sipping on tea and munching on sweetened breads, tarts, and fresh fruit.

“I must say-” I murmured in a low voice during a lull in conversation, “The Queen’s memory must be experiencing a hiccup of some kind! To forget to invite me, Alice, and you is such a pity!”

Alice swallowed her tea in a loud gulp and nodded. “A pity! But I didn’t forget, and Miss Bella didn’t forget!”

Heather looked embarrassed but nodded. “Well, yes… I suppose.”

I nodded. “Heather, you’re such a wonderful lady! I do hope I see more of you and Alice! She says such wonderful things about you! She really adores you! Saying things like you being so brave and strong! So Noble and fair-minded!”

Heather licked her lips and pulled them in and exhaled. “Oh…. well….” She turned to Alice. “Th-thank you, Alice! It’s so nice to know I have a friend in you!”

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Alice giggled and leaned over, hugging Heather with both arms and wings. “You’re really pretty too! I’ll bet you get a husband the next time the portal opens! Miss Bella says its the most wonderful thing in the world to be married!”

I was about to say some words of encouragement when the clock struck seven. “Good heavens! We started the party at noon and it’s already past your bedtime Alice!” I said with a stern look and finger.

“Awww.” Alice pouted. “It’s gonna be dark too!” She said looking out the window. “I don’t like flying when its dark.” She looked to Heather with wide eyes and a pout.

Heather looked from Alice to me.

I tilted my head and raised my eyebrows.

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“H-hey Alice? How about I fly you home?” She said with a genuine smile.

“Really! You mean it?” Alice said with a smile of her own.

Heather nodded, “Really!”

“Yay!” She cheered and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek. “Goodnite Miss Bella! I promise to let you know beforehand when I come to visit!” She looked at Heather and gave her a hug and kiss too. “I’ll wait outside!”

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“Was this your idea?” Heather said, in a somber voice.

I shook my head. “Not completely. Alice really wants to be your friend.” I said.

Heather looked out the window, watching Alice play with the fireflies and back to me. “Thanks Isabella…. Really.” She said, giving me a hug as well, and joined Alice.

I watched them play in the yard for a little while, then Heather bundled Alice up and with a single stroke of her wings, took flight and was gone.