Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31401828-20170407130651/@comment-31401828-20170414070959

ME:*facepalms*OH..my...f***** sweet peas i can't beleive what i just heard.*grabs both the the hair and  brinks Michael and Damien uncomfortably close*Do you know what they used to call me  in my homwtown?.the sentinel.

When i send my forces to an operation i expect to hear MISSION COMPLETE!!!!!.

But i know that D-0 had a kamikaze rammer mentality but atleast he succeded with his second task,however it still doesn't excuse oh idk FIVE DEAD HOSTAGES!!!!.

And what did you do?.First off,youfailed a hostage crisis,lost sight of an armed gunman with no known affiliation all the while all *deathstares michael*This f*********************************************** Dips***************** he he doesn't even have a human brain!! y'know?. Its just Donuts bah.

I could and want to fire you..But because im a forgiving person i'll just deegrade you lowest level of police status that is to say Parking patrol!!.*leaves office* And do your work properly next time BOYS!!..Or i will keep your stuffed heads as trophys.

Me:"911 what's your emergency?"

Caller:Excuse me could you hold Deez?

Me:Let me guess Deez nuts?

Caller:whahahaha da police knows whats upp! high fives!.

Me:Go and f*** yourself.

Call ended.

(4 minutes later)

Me:"911 whats your emergency"

Caller:hello uhh..My kids where part of an expedtition sent to the mt.florianor as the locals call it the cursed ,mountain and..they haven't returned after weeks.

Me:ok where are you calling from.

Caller:at 587 girolant street.

Me:ok i will launch a search and rescue operation to the mountains immediatly.

Caller:Oh thank you sooo mouch!.

Call ended


 * switches lines*Detective topper i have an interesting case for you,and i'm sending you a team of  police and medical helicopters*gives topper the details off the mission*Good luck m'boy i beleive in ya.