Talk:Red Oni/@comment-71.59.62.37-20150712063233

In a display of supreme, booze-fueled courage (or stupidity) you march into an oni den while finishing a bottle of vodka and belt out, "I challan-hic-I chal-hic-I bet you damesh I can drink you all under-hic-the table! Losher gives the winner oral! Wassaya say!?'