Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31401828-20170430110442/@comment-24026095-20170430160839

SPARTAN: What? What do you mean, I stole the dark elf's favourite jewel-encrusted dildo? She must have misplaced it! I only took the Hitachi by the side of her bed, I swear!

SPARTAN was pulled along by the collar to his cell from by the manticore warden, who would clearly have her way with him before tossing him in a dank room with no way out. He had to break out to sell the dildo and Hitachi in his hidden pockets to the rival elf who was planning to buy and use them to turn into a dark elf herself, so that she could travel to the prison and break in everybody in the prison, starting with the dark elves.