Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160621132924/@comment-36855838-20190126051908

"Okay, everybody, listen up!"

The murmuring dies down.

"What do monsters like?"

"Men," chants the crowd, "men!"

"And where do men spend their time, if not with their wives, or at work?"

"Brothels," chants the village, "the dens of harlots!"

"Very good," I shout, "and so if we buid a brothel for them to work in?!"

"They'll leave us alone!"

I applaud them.

"Gather the carpenters," I cry, "and the stonemasons!"

A hustle and bustle begins to stir, but not fast enough.

I raise my voice, and stand even taller.

"We're either about to succeed, or become the next Australia, so let's just get this over with!"