Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-27950421-20190611154748/@comment-25808351-20190627235837

(In David Attenborough voice) And here we see The Reptile King in his natural habitat, working diligently to maintain peace and order in his threads by conjuring waifus at the Yandere Wheel, as well as creating them in his kingdom. The King toils away at his desk and books, piecing together traits of desirable waifus with that of the reptilian varieties. When one looks closely they can see the effort being displayed and smell the chocolate milk offhand.

This peculiar desire to appease the masses is theorized to be- HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! (Breaks Attenborough voice as I’m tackled by 3 Komodos, 2 Glavs and a small Fossil.)