Talk:Baphomet/@comment-26120285-20160405214451

You're a scientist who has spended 2 years on intelligence of animals in a silverback gorilla while your baphomet wife still saying to you stop doing nonsense and work with her in the sabbath. One day your wife interrupts your session when the gorilla was showing even more traces of intelligence the same of a human, your wife got enough and want to put an end to this and she will send the gorilla back to his environment. You try to stop her but she holds you with dark matter chains while the witches try to calm the gorilla and take him out.

Gorilla: That's nothing sweet from you little childs but I know you're just adults in body of childs, I find no clue to being childs if you're an adult from inside forcing your male to love ya, but anyway don't hurt my master.

The witches and the baphomet got extremely scared and back away like if they saw something out of this world. The chains grow weak and the gorilla approaches to you walking like a gorilla and grabs you with his powerful arm and sit you down in your chair, the gorilla grabs some glasses of yours and start to read the books of your place, that might explain why your gorilla points towards the books.

Gorilla: Im sorry for not talking to you master but as far Im concerned, this fantasy books may have the truth on one thing, you wasn't ready to see my debut of intelligence but I have to speak as my last resource, anyway I think that your intelligence has lend me to this new level on gorillas, if you ask how I understand and speak your language I will say clearly that was thanks to your text books and literary books of yours.

You're amazed of how you're 2 years of working has been succesful, the witches are watching with caution the gorilla while the gorilla continues to read while your baphomet wife looks incredibly amazed by your work.

Baphomet: So say do you accept the demonic energy? A monster girl maybe?

Gorilla: How quaint of your pathetic idea of coexistence but your husband has reach to a new level of experimenting without pain and only him will take the decision but I must tell you, as he do his own experiments I have done mine too so better expect to return your DE back to you, humans and animals are different.

Your wife is looking at you as she now want to experiment something on him, before you could say something your gorilla pet grabs 4 bamboo sticks that use to play and broke them at the same time with his force looking at you pointing to your wife if she dares to anything lewd.

What do you do?