Talk:Jubjub/@comment-221.186.131.72-20151015161505/@comment-25330482-20151015165530

I scramble out the door and run down the hall only to violently crash into the inn's  Kikimora house keeper and her eldest daughter (who happens to have been crushing on me the past few days) at the top of the stairs knocking the daugher to the ground. I appologize and give her my hand to help her up. She takes it and looks away bashfuly in embaresment. Not wanting my dick to become some crazy flamingo bitch's perch I awkwardly asked the Kikimora for her daughter's hand in marriage. She looks at me with a smile and immdiately agrees and runs off to tell the village elder and prepare for the wedding. I then grab her daughter's arm and run back into my room to consumate our future marriage and not a momonet too soon.

Right as I begin to squirt semen all over the girl's beautiful face from her amazing blowjob the JubJub bursts through our third story window and crashes into the foot of our bed. Upon seeing the sight of my dick erupting all over my new fiancee's face, which has strangley be going for almost a minute now, (I later find out that my fiance had been secretly putting sex enhanchment drugs, potions and spells in my food all week. She said she was hopping It'd cause me to ravish her when she came to pick up my dishes.) she immediatly started bawling and relaesed cries of heart break and despeair at having arrived too late to claim her dick perch.

She then gets up and clumsily jumps out the window. As she glides over the town wall I see her grab some poor sap by the shroulders and crash into a nearby shrubery. Not long after the bushes start shaking and the guard's armor flys out followed by somewhat sad cries of pleasure. Not really caring for what happens to her and the poor sap, my fiancee and I contine where we left off.