User blog comment:Doctor Ibrahim/Ask the Doc and his Family!/@comment-26517142-20160721103638/@comment-28358106-20160727035259

"Now, that's a broad question,  Majesty, " Regina says. "I suppose there's no harm in talking about one's sex life, as long as the habits are healthy."

"Unless they happen to be ours!" I blurt.

"When he's home, Majesty, twice a day." Her sweet smile continues.

Defeated, I bury my face in my hands.

She pats my back. "Look at it from a medical standpoint, darling."

"Ah.  I see. Wonderful.   I'll get started on the dissertation right away," I groan.