Talk:Hellhound/@comment-201.153.102.57-20160415213829/@comment-25808351-20160415220902

(What the hell? "Everyone in town is laughing at you because you need a girl to fight your battles". Is this town full of five year olds? They must be if they laugh at the concept of a man being saved by his wife. I guess in the townspeople's eyes every guy is supposed to be a born punch jockey. That being said, if this is my determined fate in this "What do", then I will respond like so....)

This town is about to find out that what I lack in physical tenacity, I make up for by having the greatest wife ever. So I put on a sad face and act noticeably distressed. My wife naturally drawn by my sadden face asks "what's wrong sweety" and I tell her the truth. These people are laughing at me and it bothers me. That's when my Hell-Chan beauty takes the Akuma pre-fight stance and shouts to the sky, "nobody messes ma maaaaaaaaaan!!!!"

I then watch with glee as my wife pretends to be lost in anger. Breaking merchant stands, chasing around the townspeople.... tipping Holstaur's over. After the townspeople have fled, she rips up her work contract for graveyard security and struts out of town, with me close behind praising her like the goddess she is.