Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-26017717-20150730073727

Well then, time to update the slime jelly page. I wonder what Shoggoth jelly tastes like (and parasite jelly too, now that I think about it).

By the way, here's a little something for you in the spirit of horror:

Jeff visits the town his brother Mark lives in after not having seen him for a couple of months. As they have a beer at the local pub, Jeff gleefully asks a question.

Jeff: So, how come I haven't heard from you, have you found a girlfriend that or something?

Mark: As a matter if fact, I have.

Jeff: No way, what kind of woman is she? Is she sweet?

Mark: More cool and refreshing actually.

Jeff: ??

Mark: Yea, she usually feeds me a little of her body during sex, it really get's us both in the mood. Do you want to try some as well? She says she doesn't want anyone but me to consume her body, but I might be able to persuade her to make an exception.

Jeff: AAARRRGGHHH!