Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-26948680-20160214203004/@comment-26517142-20160504163232

I look on with them with a bit of pity and sympathy.'' Hmm. I'm not alone after all.''

I pop out of where I'm hiding and surprise the three. At first, they go ballistic, thinking I'm a spy or something, but I turned the situation to my favor pretty soon. In fact, they were more than happy to see me.

Jarence: ''Sorry,my bad. I just... happened to hear you three sigh on a couple-oriented occasion like this.''

Mad Hatter: Tell me about it.(Sips tea) But you seem oddly sympathetic with us.

Jarence: ''Oh... I guess it's because I can relate to you all.''

March Hare: Do you now? (Chitters excitedly) I'm Ioca, by the way. The Dormouse's Solenn, and the Hatter over there is Mala. Want to hang out with us instead? Promise we'll treat you good.

I immediately realize their lust-filled stares are all over me.

Jarence:'' I---Uh... Ok.''

At that moment, I lose my virginity. And I get three lewd girlfriends all at once.