User blog:Redknight910/WWYD Golem Fryingeggrolls

Prompt: You're in a cave in the mountains exploring the place when you see a large seemlingly pricess ruin for you to collect. The ruin reads "Who ever removes this ruins keeps the sleeping golem...." the rest is covered in dust. You take the ruin out and wait for the golem to bow before you as it's new master. The caves, hell maybe the entire mountain starts to rumble and instincts say for you to get the hell out with the ruin!

After getting out of the cave, you see what made the mountain shook. Rising from the mountain was a giant golem. When I, the narrator mean giant, nigga I'm talking bout she as big as the fucking mountain itself.

"AWAKENING. SEARCHING FOR MASTER. MASTER LOCATED. PROCEEDING FOR SPIRIT ENGERGY RECHARGE." Her voice booms.

Spirit energy recharge?!?! You look at the ruin in your hands and wipe the dusty part of and now it reads "Who ever removes this ruin keeps the sleeping golem giant filled with his own spirit engery as it's new master." You her lowering her hand down to you as if to pick you up

Answer:

I duck through the giant's fingers and  promptly leg it. I run through the forest, wondering what kind of man could have possibly produced enough spirit energy to feed such a creation.

Each step she takes is enough to quake the earth, when she swipes at me she creates a gust of wind nearly powerful enough to blow me off my feet. When I reach a town, I'm greeted by the entire town guard who, after spotting the relic in my hands, promptly tie me up and leave me at the edge of town.

The golem doesn't seem to notice the bonds and dives at me. The town, the outlying farms and a good portion of the forest is flattened and erased from existence. The golem lifts me up to its face.

"MASTER." Even when trying to be quiet her voice rattles my bones. "I REQUIRE RECHARGING. PLEASE COMPLY." She lifts me up and drops me into her mouth, screaming several expletives repeatedly. When I finally land I'm in a large container with an extremely soft floor. "Master." I hear a voice, much the same as the giant golem's, but much quieter.

When the source of the voice appears, I'm looking at several golems, all identical to the giant, but scaled down to a human level. One undoes the ropes binding me, while another tears my pants from me. A third throws a leg over my waist and straddles me, while the fourth holds me down. I try to ask what the hell is going on.

<span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"We are power cells for the Great Defender." Another explains, stepping out of the darkness into the single lit part of the room. "If you had taken any longer, we would have been rendered immobile from lack of power, master." She kneels next to me and kisses me, feeding me a mystery concoction. "Fear not, we will give you such pleasure." As I cum into the golem riding me, she dismounts and another replaces her.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">I'm not sure how long I spend in that room, but eventually I'm released, not even remembering how I was removed. I wake up to the giant kneeling before me, back at the ruined mountain.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"AWAITING FURTHER INSTRUCTION." Her voice booms. I ask how long I have before she requires recharging. "TEN YEARS, ELEVEN MONTHS, TWENTY NINE DAYS, TWENTY HOURS, FOURTY FIVE MINUTES AND NINTEEN SECONDS." Well that's... precise. I ask for access to her runes, and she lifts me to a point on her shoulder, next to her neck. It wasn't her runes, but it did hold instructions.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">'This is the only Great Defender I managed to finish, a masterful piece of engineering. Whoever you are to have it at your disposal, the rune plate is the device you picked up that declared you its master. Have fun, and try not to get to power crazed." There seems to be an image of a winking face after it. I look at the tablet I collected from the ruin. Flipping it over I see a dozen or so runes inscribed. I ask the golem to get me a runic translation guide book.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"COMMAND RECIEVED." She bellows, and then takes off running, me still clinging to her shoulder. We arrive in a nearby town, where she gingerly puts me down in front of a bookstore. I'm immediately swarmed by guards, but they don't make any move to actually touch me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"Sir, we kindly ask you take that... golem, and leave, before she trips or something." One asked, casting nervous glances at the giant golem. I assure them that I just need a runic alphabet guide, and go to enter the store. One of them follows me in, and I notice the entire store is in shambles, books scattered across the place.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"Hey, get this guy one of those rune guides, now!" The guard who followed me in shouts at the scrambling shopkeeper. The man looks up, about to yell at the guard, when he notices the look on his face. He quickly hunts through the scattered books, and hands me one with a title I can't read, with a translation of it underneath.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">'Alphabetical guide for the literarily challenged' I nod, thanking them and step back outside. I walk to the edge of town, the guards surrounding me moving with me. Once I'm out of collateral range I get my golem to lift me up again. We then walk out, I tell her to tiptoe as to not make any more earthquakes, to a large lake where she can sit down.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">I spend a few hours reading through the book, learning each rune, and then comparing them to the runes on the tablet. The words Obey, Defend, Master Feeds, Protect -, Shelter, Gentle, Stop Invader, Criminals Feed, were inscribed upon the tablet, but the rune after protect was unknown. I could only assume it was the name of a long dead kingdom. The first thing I did was erase the Master feeds runes. After that I replaced what I assumed was the name of the kingdom with the word for lake. She stood suddenly, water cascading off of her giant legs.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"NEW DOMIAN RECOGNISED, PREPARING INITIAL SWEEP." She then carefully explored the perimeter of the lake, identifying small villages and asking if they were compliant. I kept answering yes. Within an hour the 'borders' were secured, and she placed me on the ground in the biggest town.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"INITIAL SWEEP COMPLETE, AWAITING INSTRUCTION FOR CRIMINAL PERSECUTION." After that I was greeted by the mayor of the town, who asked what the hell was going on. I explained that my golem was now officially guarding the lake as her designated kingdom.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"Okay... what is this going to cost us?" He asked suspiciously. I grinned, asking only that I get a good house, and free food. The man slowly nodded. I told him she was also a prison, and more or less ran off of criminals and invading troops. This seemed to seal the deal, and he nodded much more eagerly.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"Well, why didn't you start with that? You'll be welcome wherever you want to call home. Just please, don't make our people you're slaves." I nodded, telling him I had no such intention.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">From that day on the 'Lake Kingdom' was known as an unassailable bastion of friendly law abiding folk. Considering anyone who wasn't ended up powering the Great Defender, it wasn't hard to keep up the reputation. I have a small family now, and am considered the General, even if the only soldier in the entire kingdom is the golem. Happy endings for everyone... Except for the army the old kingdom sent to deal with the 'troublesome lake folk' a month after we declared ourselves a new kingdom.