Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-71.241.199.133-20141214212351

Your at your older sisters wedding bored out of your mind you let your eyes wonder when your eyes catch the glimpse of a march haire she smiles at you and hops away. You fallow her all the way into a forest. You fallow her up to a upside down hat your shocked she jumps into it and disappears you look into the hat and before you know it your in a strange place. You try and make out what this place is when you hear a voice say well hello there you handsome devil you turn around but no ones there then you feel something purring on your neck you turn quickly to see a Cheshire Cat. Me um hello there where am I, she smiles Cheshire your in wonder land cutie I want you but I have to take you to the hatter,

Me: the what

Cheshire the hatter sweetie I'll take you there, your really handsome maybe just a quickie or something I know you wanna get off.

Me: um well I guess I do you are very pretty

Cheshire blushes let's see the hatter first but believe me I'll get you off later

You walk with the Cheshire to a long table with tea pots, tea cups, and snacks at the end of the table is the march haire to the left and a jabber wick to the right and in the middle sits the hatter with a huge smile on her face when she sees you.

Hatter: we'll hello there it's about time you got here your late very naughty naughty Alex, I assume the car held you up,

Me: no we'll I don't know this all very weird and how do you know my name.

Cheshire : what can I say he's super cute remember what you promised me I bring him here you get to marry him but I get to have sex with him to.

March hair: I want sex with him to I'm the one he fallowed here

Jabberwock: I want it too.

Hatter: now relax everyone you will all get your turn with my husband he's not just marrying me he's marrying all of us.

Me: wait what merry all of you, I don't understand I feel like I've been here before this all looks familiar  to be.

Hatter: of course it dose you've been here before a long time ago you wondered in her Alex we drank tea with us you were much to young to merry us then but your older now, funniest thing you called this place under land silly boy..

Camera pans out to a title saying Alex in Wonderland lol