Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-58.8.153.16-20160220092444

"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. She traveled the land in search of worthy foes."

''The warrior approaches a large tavern towering in from of her. A gang of Minotaur harassing the youngboy-staff inside are startled when the warrior enters abruptly, and stare silently as she passes them and sits at at table. As she eats, the gang surrounds him''

Minotaur:  I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!

"The warrior said nothing for her mouth was full... Then she swallowed. "


 * GLUP!*

"And then he spoke..."

Ren Xiongmao: Enough talk. Let's fight! SHA-SHA-BOOEY!