Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160628221010/@comment-25808351-20160629024022

I open the closet door, to see a Mindflayer! With all the courage I can muster I say to the Mindflayer, "Homina, Homina, Homina, Homina, HoooooooaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Run fer yer life boy!!!" And I jump through the window, leaving my small son behind.

Mindflayer: "What's wrong with him?"

My son: (shrugs)