Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170613203006/@comment-31401828-20170701142426

"Privjet, Yer late, *counts years on fingers* yeah to late i've already had marriage counseling and now you kind off HORRIFYING.. sooooooo imma just bring out DIS! *pulls out a bottle of greek yoghurt

Waifu: !

Me: AHA!, but that's not it!*Shaky shaky, aims the bottle towards my "Waifu" and opens it upp*

A flood of yoghurt washes her away miles off into the distance and beyond.

"Wow, this thing is pretty handy.. why didn't i use it earlier?."


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