Talk:Titania/@comment-29602226-20161119194600/@comment-29602226-20161119220204

The Kunoichi would rape me even faster than the Fairies and the Pixies. As a clumsy dork I have a chance of being ignored, but if I train and become a good ninja they will NEVER let me go.

Dammit,  I need a Leanan Sidhe like the Wandering Scholar's to keep me safe!

But I would have to visit the Fairy Kingdom to meet one...

But if I go there, Fairies and Pixies will get me...

But if... GAH!!