Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20180822034802/@comment-36855838-20180909055616

I continue to "sleep" for as long as possible, snoring occasionally to keep up the ruse.

I sneak glances but can ony make out so much.

Fuck.

I'm trapped with a shirohebi.

I have too many female friends for this to go well.

My social life is fucked if I get together with her.

I have to get out of here before it's too late.

I wait until she arrives, and snap "awake" when she caresses my cheek.

My buttcheek.

"Hi!"

Good, good, just keep your cool, let her talk now.

"Oh, you're awake?"

Her hand snakes into my pants.

Ha.

"Yes, and I'm not looking for a relationship, especially with you."

"Why not?

"Shirohebi have a bad reputation, because of how they treat their mates, and other mamono have similar or worse reputations depending."

"Depending on what?"

"How badly they treat their mates, for instance, it's no secret how common rape is in many areas, an-"

"You sound like an activist pamphlet."

"And, I heard through the grapevine that an entire city of men offed themselves, because, as you know is an intricate law of our universe, mamono cannot be physically harmed at all, even in self defense."

She starts to pull her arm back out of my pants.

"Have you got any idea how many men have been turned into gibbering vegetables because of the inability to fight back against people who can't be talked down?"

"I'm terribly sorry about those people who aren't me that happen to be mistreating people in obscure places I've never heard of, but what the fuck has that got to do with me wanting you to sire my offspring?"

"Simple, you shirohebi force your men to wear an invisible, unremovable leash, based on nothimg more than pointless jealousy."

"Wha-"

"The wet flames, miss, at least remember how to enslave your man if you're gonna try."

"This is why Vamp mosquito bites fade with time, at least a man can find releif from an abusive relationship if he's separated from her long enough, but with you it's a different story."

"I'm going to blast you now, and then we'll make babies."

"I would be disappointed if you didn't."