Talk:Vampire/@comment-26380985-20170108224334/@comment-30700719-20170223020741

"Let them come. Then let them realise that they can't reach me while I'm close to the top cloud layer, 3000m above sea level. Then, let them get really angry, and kick everything in their house to bits. Then, let them realise what they've done." The roof of the motel shatters, with four Vampires completely covered in black clothing. "Huh. Vampire ninjas. This will be fun." I fabricate my Raging Judge and spin it on my finger, striking up a pose. (insert 1v4 epic fight here)