Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31401828-20170309150636/@comment-31539827-20170320191806

As the old saying goes: getting raped I don't mind, getting enslaved is another story.

Deftly I pen down the alternatives:

-Rainforest is out of the question:amazonesses are too dominant and living inside a flower is too claustrophobic.

-The mountain range is even worse: manticores are plain sadistic, oomukade are one of the two races I fibd physically repulsive. Nopeville, population ME

So I haul my spices by sea. In an ironclad. That should guarantee me a certain degree of safety...

-SIX DAYS LATER-

Sea Bishop: "Do you, Mask, take Marissa the Mershark as your bride?"

Me: "I do. (Sighs)"

SB: "Do, You, Mar.."

Marissa: "YES. Can we, now?"

SB: "By the grace of Poseidon, I declare thee wedded. You may fuck the bride."

Marissa: "About time!"