Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190415172622

Uh-oh, looks like the mamono are becoming an increasing threat around the town. Something must be done before something terrible (or beautiful) happens to the civilians living inside said town. Luckily, the mayor has come up with a solution. Since you specialize in advertising he has contacted you and requested that you produce an advertisement that will convince the townspeople to join the military. The mayor doesn't really care about what it says, but he wants it to be an eye catcher.

Nearby Ocelomeh clans, a Lich's laboratory just beyond that one hill, town seated right next to a fresh Demon Realm, whatever the situation your ad should be worded so that it appeals to the commoner enough for him or her to go on the frontline. Maybe those perverts engaging in lecherous behavior might be useful for something after all.

(Your ad can be whatever you want. It can be serious, sarcastic, or downright wacky.  Just make sure it brings future victi-err I mean soldiers into the armed forces.  I only ask that you avoid getting overwhelmingly gory and have fun!)

Example: Are you poor, single, looking for a better life? Join our townguard! No training necessary! All you need to bring is yourself and any friends who might be interested! You will all be given the finest consumables that a noble would drool at! What's that? Shoddy weapons and armor? No worries, we are certain that as soon as you arrive to the scene the enemy will be so terrified that they will absolutely flee! We are an honest organization and are in NO way trying to get you all snatched up by mamono so they'll leave us be! Sign up today and become someone that others will look up to! 