Talk:Mermaid/@comment-54.73.211.9-20150404223547/@comment-12776-20150405024353

Snatch your gun. Use it to slap you so hard that you pass out. Then have sex with a mermaid.

When you wake up, you will be tied to a stone, with a paper in sight. On the paper, I explain that I will have sex, but because I want to, not because you told me. I'm already gone with the mermaid, you have your own underwear stuffed in your mouth. You won't see it, but I place a sign claim you're on intensive Yoga course and shouldn't be disturbed.

(if you can put gun on my head, then I can totally do all of that)