Talk:Unicorn/@comment-25095137-20140817004623/@comment-73.15.0.159-20160422014514

I throw an exploding platypus at them (I have a sense of humor). Then I help the lady up, ask where she lives, and conjure a spectral dragon (The big kind, because I’ve been around long enough to ride a non-sexualized one; The only time I would have been considered a child was at least a few million years before the formation of the earth), and ask her if she knows where the bandits base is. She answers yes, and I set off in that direction with my exploding platypus (he can resurrect himself) following behind.