User blog:ExdeathsBagel/Prepare to become overpowered (WWYD by The Reptile King)

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Still chained to the wall, the delicacy of the Emperor of the Void, given his master's image to complete his work, listened to Eldritch King's request, and pondered.

''How would my master have done this? ''The pastry given sentience internally scoffed, coming to the conclusion his master would’ve not cared much about such a squabble, much like this being. No, the legion sealed within the ancient tree would only care about one thing, returning all to the Void.

However…

His master was also one of a rather boisterous attitude, and was at times chained to the pleasures of the material world just as any demon would be. A thought suddenly entered the eternal bagel’s mind, perhaps one such mamono could help him send this world to the Void? Under his helm, the breakfast delight of darkness grinned. This King was giving him million if not billions of years to prepare, and all in the span of a few ours passing in this world’s time. No doubt even such a fragile minded creature of this world would could comprehend the power of the Void and wish to send all to it.

Yes. He’ll show this King the power of Nothingness. He’ll drown another world into an eternal slumber before moving onto the next. He’ll finally have payback on Cloud of Darkness for breaking his master’s heart! Let’s see how she likes it when she see him with a new woman! Well, she probably won’t care, but hey it’s the thought that counts.

Exdeath’s bagel chuckled as the Reptile King removed his gag, somehow gagging him despite being wrapped around his helm. He had been given time to ponder, the King ‘kindly’ filling up his mind with all the info on mamonos he could ever want to know to make his choice.

“Very well, Reptile King. We shall deliver this Demon King and Chief God to the Void once free of your device! Give me a Lich for my Queen!”

The Reptile King snapped his fingers as a Lich appeared before their eyes. She looked rather confused, but before either she or the bagel could react, both were thrown into the chamber, the door slamming shut. Surprisingly, it was far bigger on the inside than out. Resembling a rather furnished looking hotel room, it even had a working television somehow, not that any of this mattered however.

The bagel of nothingness quickly began his work, placing a hand on the floor as a black fog began to permeate the room, darkening the light from the windows outside.

“Ooh, setting up some mood lighting?” He heard the Lich ask.

The pastry of pain chuckled, “Yes, my dear Queen, a dark and empty mood, perfect for educating you the world you shall all others too! Mwa ha h-”

The bagel’s laughter was cut short as he spun around to look at his apprentice. If his helmet wasn’t covering his face, his jaw would’ve most certainly dropped.

The Lich was bare, lying on the bed in a matter that seemed almost seductive. But more importantly than that, she resembled a certain someone.

For the first time in his life, the bagel felt a negative feeling he couldn’t describe, “N…no…” he weakly muttered.

“What? Forgot the lube?” The Lich asked.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You resemble her!” Exdeath’s bagel wailed as he feel to his knees. His master would’ve scoffed him for his pitiful state, but he couldn’t help it with the strange feeling he was experiencing.

<p class="MsoNormal">The Lich tilted her head, “Resemble who, your ex?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“The Cloud of Darkness!”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wow, what a shit name.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“I mean, you have short hair and she normally has long hair, but there-there was a time when she cut it short thinking my master would like it but he didn’t comment on it so she broke up with him!” The bagel cried.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait, what does that have to do with you?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“And then she dated this guy called Gilgamesh that was just crashing at the place because my master brought him in after he lost his job! He’s got six arms! How am I supposed to compete with that?!”

<p class="MsoNormal">A slap echoed from around the room, the Lich, having her hand taste cold metal of an indescribable hardness, shook the pain out of her hand before pausing and smelling it, “Why do you smell like cream cheese? You know what, never mind. Look, the point is you’re you man, you should never compare yourself to anyone else. Speaking of which, why don’t we…get to know each other a little better.” The Lich said with a coy smile.

<p class="MsoNormal">Exdeath’s bagel nodded, “Very well. So you’re curious to know of me?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Oh yeah! Especially what’s under that armor.” The Lich said as she moved in close, her finger tracing the metal exterior of her object of bizarre affection.

<p class="MsoNormal">Unfazed and with the situation reading skills of the author of this story, the bagel spoke, excitement lining his voice, “Then you must know of my master first!”

<p class="MsoNormal">Despite time not flowing in this odd space, the Lich still felt a ting of boredom as Exdeath’s bagel spoke exuberantly of his master. How his was once a mass of demons sealed into an ancient tree by four heroes of yore, his escape and quest to obtain the power of the Void for himself, his succession but death by that very same Void, and how in his return he simply wished to use the Void to return all to it. And of course, the loyal bagel explained his master’s hatred of turtles as well. He also briefly touched upon his own origins, the granting of life and the image of his master, and the destructions of universes as he made his was to this one, but that sounds boring so who would want to know that?

<p class="MsoNormal">Still, the Lich couldn’t but be happy at how excited her bizarre lover was, smiling, she took his hand in his, “Well, I’m happy to see you so excited. But…I’d like to know more about you, not our master.”

<p class="MsoNormal">From beneath his helmet, Exdeath’s bagel tilted his head, “What else is there to know? I exist to fulfill my master’s wishes.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“And you’ve been doing a good job, but everyone deserves a break once in a while, don’t you think?” The Lich asked as she cuddled, well, as comfortable as she to a being still covered in armor.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I don’t understand, the work of sending all to the Void is a restless one. Even if it’s inevitable of all things, my master would want me to-”

<p class="MsoNormal">“It’s always ‘master this’ and ‘master that,’ with you. Yeesh you really need to take it easy.” Lich sighed. Suddenly, she had a an idea, “You know, a break is just what some people to do an even better job than before. So here’s an idea, you just take it easy with me, and by the time we’re out of here, I think you’ll be delivering worlds to the void twice as fast.”

<p class="MsoNormal">The deathly dough of destruction clasped his hands together in glee, “Really?!”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Lich nodded with a grin, “Really. Now, let’s just treat this like a nice vacation and help relieve you of all that tension.”

<p class="MsoNormal">What followed was billions years of love and passion, though neither really knew it. Befittingly, it took roughly half that time to teach the effigy of a demonic legion seeking nothingness what positives emotions were, but all’s well that ends well. She even got to see what the bagel looked like underneath all that armor, and it was a handsomeness that could not be described, like the form the Crawling Chaos Nyarlathotep would take when he wanted to hit the club.

<p class="MsoNormal">Before either of them knew it, the door to the outside suddenly swung open and sucked them out, now they were both back in the dungeon of the Reptile King, who grinning at them in pure glee as he sensed the power radiating from them both.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wonderful, wonderful indeed! I suspect things well get very entertaining from here on out.” The Reptile King said.

<p class="MsoNormal">Exdeath’s bagel nodded, “Indeed, and now, to fulfill my end of the bargain. Lucia, if you please.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Exdeath’s bagel turned to Lucia the Lich, who smirked and with a snap of her fingers, summoned the Demon Lord, her husband, and even the Chief God herself into the dungeon.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Now, deliver them to the Void!” Exdeath’s bagel excitedly commanded.

<p class="MsoNormal">Focusing and clasping her hands together, before any of the three divine beings could react, a portal of infinite blackness emerged beneath their feet. Screaming in infinite terror, the Demon Queen, her husband, and the Chief God were lulled into the eternal slumber.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suddenly, Lucia collapsed into her beloved bagel’s arms. “Exy, baby, that really wore me out. Can we take it easy for now?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Of course my darling.” Exdeath’s bagel lovingly replied before looking up at the Reptile King, giving him a nod of farewell, he teleported her and himself elsewhere to the monster girl world.

<p class="MsoNormal">The Reptile King shrugged, in a way he was expecting more, but at the same time, with the two massive powers of the world being reduced to an empty vacuum, things were bound to get very, very interesting. He smirked, imagining the chaos that would unfold swiftly to dominate the land, and at the center of that chaos, was the Lich and her beloved bagel.

<p class="MsoNormal">Exdeath’s bagel rested with his lover comfortable in an abandoned castle on the outskirts of civilization. He did not care for the chaos that would soon undoubtedly unfold, for he was the image of Exdeath. He smirked, reciting the first thought that ever came into his head. ''I am Exdeath’s bagel, all memories…dimensions...existence…all that shall be turned to nothing, then I too can disappear, for eternity. ''He lover sleepily snuggled him, pulling him close. But first, I have some morning wood to take care of.