Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26852465-20160407172439/@comment-25547106-20160412153815

"You holy asshats really are that sure of yourselves that you can't even entertain the thought that the minotaur blacked out and thought you killed her husband? Because for the record; my previous wife was an old-fashioned Undead. None of this Spirit Energy crap; she drank life. Plain and simple. She ate rabbits because she hated killing. We lived in a forest for 4,000 years. When the Demon Lord showed up; she let herself starve to death to avoid bedding another man." He then rises to stand, stepping in front of Mel and drawing his axe. "My previous wife was almost dead when she found Mel. She attached herself to Mel and they both loved me. Mel's got the hearts of two people in that little rib cage of hers. Now. If you're going to draw a weapon against my lady, you'd better be prepared to see me get ugly." he continues.