Talk:Vampire/@comment-33474582-20200728191539

You’re a brave and brash explorer who looks for artifacts and brings them to a museum until you had an traumatizing run in with an pharaoh years ago and escaped. You heard rumors about an ruined mansion which had ties to an vampire hunting organization, so you went to that mansion. When you arrived to that mansion, you started to look for artifacts or weapons, sadly there weren’t any of them. Until, you arrived to an room with an coffin, you opened it, and it was empty. So, you saw an drawer and you started thinking that there’s something good for a museum. You opened the drawers and inside were sexy underwear. You started to feel an chill down your spine, you turned around and you saw an buxom blonde vampire in military garb with an huge cannon strapped behind her back. She made an cocky smug and she tauntingly said, “well, well, what do we have here?” She lustfully licked her lips and you said, “oh crap, not again!”

WWYD?