Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-27013478-20170128174817

Might aswell throw this one in, might be too easy though.

"Here is the method to resuscitate a drowning feline. Pick it up by it's back legs and whirl it around in the air so that the centrifugal force drives the out the water blocking the airways. Though, don't let go of it, else it will cause the cat to fo flying, and might cause concussions or death if it lands straight on its head."