Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-38232361-20190419033302/@comment-38232361-20190419204605

"IT BUUUUUUURNS! IT BUUUUUUUURNS!" *keeps breaking stuff*

Reps Elf Secretary

"Hi, I'd like to file a complaint. I ordered some Chocolate Holstaur Milk a while ago, but it wasn't milk. I ended up getting muddy water that turned my girlfriend into a loli. Also why do the caps have The Sabbath iconography on the inside?" *about a hundred more calls like that soon follow*