Talk:Hornet/@comment-25095137-20140813013724/@comment-72.233.169.46-20141117071649

Me: Ah great, hornets. Now I'm gonna get kidnapped. But jokes on them; I have a-

Hornet 1: Hey look, a man!

Hornet 2: Yes! Finally! Its been so hard to find husbands around here.

Me: Uh, wait, ladies, you don't understand. You see, I have- *Random hornet wraps her arms around my waist* Gotcha! *As she lifts me up, she rubs her face lovingly with mine* Now you're all ours! Don't worry; we'll take good care of you...

Me: Uh, well, you see... *Gets an idea* I guess you're right.

Hornet 3: Don't try and- wait, what?

Me: Well, let's look at the facts; there's six of you and one of me. And you've already got me. Do you honestly think I have a chance to escape?

Hornet 4: O_O Well, this is... unexpected. Let's go then.

Me: That sounds nice, but... *points a certain way* can we go that way?

Hornet 5: *Suspiciously* Why?

Me: Well, its a very scenic path and I think we'll all enjoy it very much.

Hornet 6: Sounds good to me! Let's go! *Flies off in that direction. The rest of the hornets continue, however, the fifth hornet is a little untrusting towards me. As time goes on, she becomes calmer*

Hornet 5: *To me* You know, you were right; this is a pretty nice area.

Hornet 1: Yeah. Maybe once we get some daughters, we'll take them- *Put she was stopped midsentance as she caught in a giant web**Getting scared* Wha-What's going on?!

Horent 4: It's an arachne web!

Hornet 2: What?!

Hornet 3: I don't want to die!

Hornet 5: You set us up, you son of a b*tch!

Me: I had to get free somehow. My wife would have caused of a lot of damage to your hive and-

Hornets: YOU HAVE A WIFE?!?! HOW?!

Me: *Laughing nervously* Well...

???: Honey? You're back? *From the top of the web, a great ushi-oni appears* Oh, you did. *Notices hornets* Oh and you brought guests.

Hornets: O-O *Thinking* Is that a ushi-oni? Isn't she suppose to be terrifying?

Ushi-Oni: Hey ladies, our husband seems to have brought home a few more sisters. *From a cave close by, a jinko, a dragon, a girtablilu and two bicorns walk out*

Bicorn 1: Oh great! They'll make a wonderful addition to our family!

Bicorn 2: This is so exciting! Our family just keeps getting bigger and bigger!

Dragon: If any of you hog him at night, I swear I'm going to burn you.

Jinko: Now, now, calm down. He'll have time for us all.

Girtablilu: Besides, you don't want me to paralyze you again, do you?

Hornet 1: O-O You have two bicorn wives?

Me: Well, they were sisters who fell in love with me and... well, you know how bicorns are.

Hornet 3: And you chose those mamono as wives?

Me: Hey, they chose me.

Dragon: *Flies up to hornet 3* You got a problem with that, stinger girl.

Hornet 3: *Quickly* Nope, not at all *Screams in horror in her mind*

Hornet 4: Why did you chose an ushi-oni and a girtablilu? Do you want to be a masochist?

Hornet 5: *Annoyed* We're caught by an ushi-oni and that's what you're worried about?

Me: You're the ones who wanted me to be your husband. I just found a way to make us all happy.

Hornet 2: ...Fair enough. *Most of the other hornets agree*

Hornet 5: ...I'm surronded by idiots.

Girtablilu: *Shouts to me* Should I get the apophis venom-laced dagger yet?

Me: Not yet. Let's see if she will behave.

Hornet 5: *Gulps nervously*