Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-31594143-20170421035207/@comment-24026095-20170421154056

She will catch you Dead or Alive (see what I did there?) and have you under her foot. &lsquo;You thinking of escaping me, MY FOOT!&rsquo; :P

And will give you lots of kisses anyway. They don't sound like *smooch* *smooch*, they're like *crack* *crack* *crack*.

Cum on, show some control over that thing of yours she's stepping on.

You know, I was thinking of making a fanfic of a guy being kidnapped by a dark elf. Like CaptainCanukimerican or EstebanMamono/EstebanvonChucha's WWYD. It would be hilarious to give the guy the name &lsquo;Dream endierr/The Endier Lord/whatever his third account was.&rsquo;