Talk:War Discussion/@comment-93.137.217.23-20140612190739/@comment-25035274-20140612202051

Why would a normal human care that a monster wants a husband? Because...I dunno, some of us wouldn't mind having a wife that can jump-start the car with her tail if the battery dies? Or a wife who can wave her hand and make ice for the lemonade I was making earlier when the ice-maker in the fridge goes kaput? Or a wife who can sew me a sweater with her butt?

I mean really, there's all sorts of utilitarian reasons to choose a mamono wife outside of the sex. Who needs to commute through traffic when you can just jump on your wife's back and fly to work? And if you're married to a Tanuki(Gyobu Danuki, I think), you'll never have to worry about the bills again. Those ladies take care of their business.