Talk:Satyros/@comment-69.161.50.229-20160601212123

Your sleeping when phone rings (just roll with it) the caller ID is your satyros friend so you pick it up

Satyros:hhheeeyyy

You:what

Satyros:hhheeeyyy

You:WHAT!

Satyros:I always thought you were cute so come over and fuck me

You:...

Satyros:I want you to get some wine and come to my house

You:let me stop you there what makes you think I'm going to do anything it's 3 AM

Satyros:hang on there's someone staring at me...oh wait it's me I'm looking in a mirror

Satyros:so are you coming over or not

What would you do (Bonus points if you get the reference)