Talk:Vampire/@comment-31401828-20170630162453/@comment-30700719-20170812024710

I looked over to my right. The front door was about thirty metres of Vampires away from me. I looked to my left. The stairs were slightly closer, but had less Vampires. They had gathered nearer to the door to catch any guys trying to escape that way. I noticed that some of the smaller ones were near the stairs. I looked over to my right again, and saw one Vampire slowly turn around, staring right at me. "Yep, not that way." I turned and strode towards the stairs. Several Vampires grabbed me, trying to pull me back. I thought for a second, then tapped my PDA. Intense UV light streamed out over the top of my fist, and I held it up towards them. Strangely enough, I was able to shrug them off. One attempted to charge at me, leading with a right hook. I sidestepped her, and she accidentally punched another Vampire. I sighed and pressed on. It was strange...surely the stairs weren't that far...The world started swaying, and I rubbed my face. It felt numb, and I looked up. There were these adorable little white puffs, floating down from someplace...those stairs were just getting farther and farther away...With one last burst of rational thought, I murmured, "Activate Pro...Protocol Shutdown," and my body went limp and hit the floor with a thud.

When I wake up, I notice this white fluff covering the floor. I mean, it's carpeting the entire floor, about two inches' worth of the stuff. Everybody's gone, and I slip on a gas mask. From what I can deduce, there was a literal fuck-ton of Kesaran Parasan upstairs, and it starting falling through the vents. The Shutdown Protocol effectively killed me, making my body exhibit all signs of death for a few days. I shake off the pollen and step outside. Just outside the door, I request a tactical removal from the area and lean on the wall, taking in the day.