Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20170816222022/@comment-31401828-20170819215608

"Western spy skunk sprayed our litle daughter.

Mah kikimora waifu nods and goes to bathe our little daughter to git rid of dat smell, meanwhile   i've got a skunk to hunt.

(some time later)

Skunk: *Rests on a beach with sunglasses in a miniature chair* "Ahh, nice ol' summer weather"

Suddenly this music starts playing and the huge shadow of a Kirov airship blacks out the beach.

Skunk: *takes off sunglasses* Sweet.. mother of God..

Me: *rolles down windows* "Privjet cyka blyat, been farting on any little girls lately!?

Skunk: *Gulp*