User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160505161412


 * I shrug*

Me: I can neither confirm nor deny the possibility of me editing the contract via temporal summons. However that does not change the fact that it is in the contract. I'd also like to point out that my being allowed to edit previous incarnations of the contract is also in the fine print.


 * I smile*

Me: As for helping out our poor lemonade cow, well it's not like I'm much help with the research otherwise so yeah I'll do it, why not. Oh! And speaking of not helping with the research...


 * I snap my fingers causing a summoning circle to appear a dump the Witch at my feet*

Me: Hello again...


 * tears start to well up in the witch's eyes*

Witch: but I thought...

Me: You thought what? That having Safnar get you out of my castle meant you made a clean get away? Please. If I know where something is, I can move it where ever I want, do you really think I wouldn't be keeping track of you?


 * The witch shakes her head*

Me: Now, you know that food you and your friends decided to enchant before my raptors chased them off? Well you're going to disenchant it. All of it.

Witch: ALL OF IT?

Me: If you don't I'm going to douse you in bar b que sauce and dump you in the compy paddock.

Witch: I have to do it alone?

Me: yep.

Witch: do you know how long that would take?


 * I give a malevolent smile*

Me: not as long as it would take the compies to pick your bones clean.


 * The Witch gulps in fear*

Me: Afterwards your free to leave. Hell, do a good job of it and ask really nicely I might even teach you a few summoning tricks. Do we have an understanding?


 * She nods*

Me: Good Now if you'll excuse me, there's a very large and very full set of breasts that I need to help empty.


 * I leave to go deal with the lemonade Holstaur*