Talk:Alp/@comment-27950421-20180419153550/@comment-27950421-20190224133635

Sadly your march hare coworker takes that as an invitation. After whilrwind romance (rape) you're married by the end of the week. Meanwhile your Anubis boss recognizes your suicide attempt for what it us and has you on mandatory therapy with a Mindflayer. Your Anubis boss also checks in on you daily both at work and at your house.