Talk:Orc/@comment-109.146.65.248-20150901070519

You have been attacked by an Orc. Mid first swing she drops her weapon she starts saying "oh dear... Look at that. It would be really easy for some handsome man to defeat me and make me his." At the same time she is faulting her various 'weak spots' to you.

In your possession is a large walking stick, a rock you thought was 'neat', a can of my crazy purple knockout gas (patent pending) and a signed photo of me (Steve the duck).

What do you do?