Talk:Amazoness/@comment-26115871-20150322035719/@comment-24.202.19.242-20150525142626

I tell him I'm not married and that I'm only here for s--t 'n giggles as to how long I can play pretend before they realize I'm unclaimed by any of them. As for the guy, I simply open a trap door then tell him to go in where a tunnel awaits him. On the end of that tunnel, a road that can guide him to a safe village. At night, when the one with the missing man knocks on my door to ask if I've seen him, I tell her I don't know while interiorly snarling with laughter.