Talk:Apophis/@comment-72.233.169.31-20150224232554

You are walking back to you and your pharaoh wife's bedroom, wondering where she could be. When you get there, you see an incredible site: an apophis is constricting your wife, preparing to bite her. Suddenly, the apophis notices you.

Apophis: Oh boy, is this great! I'll get a slave, a kingdom, and a husband in one day. Now, you stay right there sweetie; I'll be with you as soon as I'm done with her. *Moves to bite pharaoh*

Pharaoh: *Breathless* Please, my love... run... save yourself.

What do you do?