Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-26380985-20160403051820/@comment-27950421-20160418193929

I smile at them, "Oh? You think you've won have you? WELL THINK AGAIN!," I suddenly burst into flames, "THE NINJAS CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE ON FIRE!"

Laughing like a maniac I run off into the woods and make my escape.

The two kunoichi just stare at the wildfire left in my wake.

Kunoichi1 sighs in defeat, "Damn! How did he know the one weakness of the ninja?"

Kunoichi2 clutches her fist to her chest, "Truly he is a worthy foe..."

Kunoichi1 looks at Kunoichi2, "But where could he have possibly learned most ancient and guarded secret?"


 * later that evening*

My Ryu waifu pauses in bandaging my various burns, "Explain to me again why you chose to light yourself on fire."

I stare stoicly off into the distance, "I was surrounded by angry ninja women."

She smiles serenely as her tail starts to lash in anger, "Sweetie, why exactly is that a reason to light yourself on fire?"

"The ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire," I say, nodding sagely.

My waifu smacks me into the ground roaring, "WHERE THE HELL WOULD YOU GET THAT STUPID IDEA!?!"

I attempt to remain stoic and sagelike despite the agonizing pain of having 98% of my body covered in burns and having been smacked through the floor by an angry dragon, I fail, "The internet..."