User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160503023226

Me: Growl at you Safnar? Why I haven't the slightest clue what your talking about. I was just politely informing that harming my pets without a good reason would not be permitted in my castle. You talk as if I were using some form of intimidation tactic...

My Dragon Waifu: Yes of course husband, you have no clue as to why he would think that, just like you have no clue how that lilim was so badly iniured.

Me: I fail to see what you're implying Evra, while that Lilim was rather rude trying to turn my kingdom into a dark demon realm, I still think that I was a rather gracious host. I do hope she makes a speedy recovery though. That must have been a dreadful accident to have hurt a lilim so badly.

Evra: Grr... Of course husband, you have nothinh to do with that accident, just like you have nothing to do with that creature that stalks around the castle at night frightening our servants.

Me: Oh you know how things can be at night around here. Obviously it's just their minds playing tricks on them. I most certainly don't get up for late night snacks and take a true form, that I definitely do not have, just to sneak around and frighten the maids because I think it's funny and/or find the little squeak that that one really cute lamia makes whenever something big and menacing breathes down her back to be adorable. Obviously one of my pets is getting loose or they are letting the shadows play tricks one them.

Evra:... honey...

Me: yes sweetie?

Evra: I'm getting really tired of your shit...


 * I chuckle. Suddenly the door bursts open and a Witch comes running in and hides behind Safnar*

Witch: WAAH!!! Make them go away!!!!


 * The raptors come in shortly afterwards and come to halt, there claws making a sound not unlike nails on a chalk board grinding on the stone floor. The Alpha raptor tilts her head*

Alpha Raptor: Play?

Witch: I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU, YOU PSYCHO LIZARDS!!!

Me: Hey... they're clearly archosaurids not squatamates... at least get the classification right.