Talk:Kappa/@comment-26115871-20160130223317

You are sitting near a lake when a kappa abruptly leaps out of the water and tackles you to the ground. "Hi there! Remember me? It's Lily!"

. . . Yes, you remember Lily. She used to play sumo with your best friend quite a few years back. A few years after she stopped showing up your friend died in a tragic accident.

"Hey, can you tell me where your friend is? I've been looking all over, but I can't find him."

What do you do?