Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20161231230824/@comment-26376061-20170107071556

...Yes, RK, I am probably the most unlucky man in...I'd say about 7 different universes, not just your kingdom. Hell, that wasn't even the first time something like that has happened. I went to Wonderland once...ugh...I managed to attract about half of all of the single mamono there. Have you ever seen a tidal wave of March Hares? I can tell you, it is a bit horrifying. I've destroyed countries just by walking through, because of the mob who are usually attempting to rape me. And there is always a mob. God, I'm not even safe in my own world...

Anyway, I like the idea of an RP like that. Although...don't blame me if several towns end up smoking heaps of rubble. And the reason why they would end up this way...refer to the above paragraph, and imagine the mob made up of denizens of your kingdom. And if you are curious as to why I attract monsters like a magnet shoved up a Thunderbird's vagina attracts metal...don't ask. Let's just say...I am one of the only living people who Cupids are usually ordered to use REAL arrows on. Yeah. Eros hates me for some reason.