User blog:BTR180/Satyros/Billy

Billy was randomly selected to be responsible for the kitchen. At night you and Jake go there to see how it is going and hear someone shouting:

- Mommy!

Jake knocks down the door and there you are Billy threatening a small Satyros with a cutlass.

- Billy ... what are you doing? - You ask.

- That? - Billy said. - I was thinking of frying a goat for dinner, but it is difficult to grasp.

What do you do? -Ronchellster

Me: I walk to the large fridge and look for something

Jake: "What the hell is wrong with you Billy? This time you have gone too far! First the Cancer on the island, then the wyvern eggs, and now this? What's wrong with you!"

Me: moves to cabinet and moves pots and pans

Billy: "Hey, I really wanted to try my new recipe, but I couldn't fine a large enough goat!"

Me: Pulls out a wooden hand held cutting board and inspects it

Jake: -looks at me- "What are you doing? Don't you see what's going on? You're usually the first one to go off on Billy!"

Billy: "Well don't you understand, He agree's with m--" I strike Billy on the head with the cutting board and then drop it.

Me: Looking at the young Satyros "Are you hurt?"

Satyros: " N-no..."

Me: "Jake, I'm leaving this is in your hands. I've had it up to here with Billy and his crap. I'm gonna go take up that recruiters offer and go and provide security on a Order expedition. Anything to stay away from billy for a few months."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Jake: "You're what? But you don't hate monsters!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "I'm doing this to get away from Billy! And there's alot of things in my past that you don't know, plus it's good money. Money I could use to get a good house to get away from Billy. Are you sensing a pettern? I'll be back in a few months. Don't let Billy near my room or stuff, thanks." I walk away to the order garrison and get ready for my expedition, a feeling of tranquility fills me as I know I will be miles away from Billy.