Talk:Lava Golem/@comment-26380985-20161228102936/@comment-5426290-20170126103149

Panics when the building flies on fire,

cheers when firefighter manticore gives me warm chocomilk and a blanket,

smiles as a firefighter manticore takes a selfie with me and sends the pic to her sister,

panics as the sister bursts through my dorm room door and rapes me,

cheers as I wake up snuggling a very sexy manticore girlfriend,

Yells in fear as my gamergirl-roomie Lich sees me in bed with a girl,

Encourage as both girls do a supersmashbrawl battle for my hand,

Chuckle nervously as the manticore also turns out to be a good for nothing addict to gaming and they end up tied every game.

I now have two roomies who use me and raid the fridge on a daily basis. ('^-^)