Thread:Lordofsnakes/@comment-28530195-20180420001903/@comment-28718853-20180422234534

Sorry Hound, but I can't have my wife getting pissed off and breaking out her special toys, and if she finds out that you laid a hand on me then she'd get SUPER pissed, and given that my mother's a Manticore who's in charge of Iosariga's entire military and we live in a Demon Realm well...you're going to have quite the challenge getting to me.

Then again, my soul could just tell your wives that you believe that converting the manor to an orphanage would be a wonderful idea.