User blog:Redknight910/WWYD Cyclops Ronchellster

I walk up to the cyclops and ask if I can do anything to help.

"Stay out of the way, and don't piss them off." Is the curt reply. I notice a blush on her cheeks, and ask what the enchantment on the tie does. Her blush deepens as she answers.

"Any attempt to break it drives my libido higher..." She drifts off, focusing on her forging again. I ask if she can make us some equipment, and her hammer stops for the first time.

"What good would that do?" Well, I'm not one to brag, but I mention some of my previous adventures, and if the bandits hadn't gotten me while I was sleeping I wouldn't be locked in a cell with a beautiful cyclops. Not sure how her blush deepens again, but it does, and she returns to her work.

"What do you need?" I smile, a sword, a dagger and some light plate armour. She nods and begins work on it, leaving it every so often to continue the bandit's equipment so we don't get found out.

A week later and she's finished the gear, and then looks at me.

"So, what do you plan on doing with this?" She asks, motioning towards the tie. I smile warmly and reach up to kiss her. She's surprised, but kisses back, when we break apart, I ask her if I can cut the tie, and make a new tie with her. She smiles, nodding.

"That would be... Lovely." I grab a bandit weapon that she had just  finished, and cut the tie from around her ankle. I don't even have time to drop the blade before she jumps me. We end up spending the day on the floor, when the bandit's arrive to collect their gear, they start shouting at whoever's idea it was to put us in together. They go to grab her and try to pull her off of me, only to be thrown into the wall.

They decide to leave after that, taking all their gear and the forging materials out of the room while we're occupied. When she's calmed down enough to think straight again, we go to the beding in the room and collect the equimpent we'd hidden there.

Hiding on either side of the door, we sit and wait for one of the bandits to arrive and notice us 'missing'. They open the door, step into the room, and get a faceful of hammer from the cyclops. We run out of the room and make for the exit, quietly dealing with any patrols we find. All of their 'cyclops quality' equipment is actually quite low quality work on her part. We make it to the exit and make our way to my home village.

Once there we send a messenger to the nearest militia force, and settle down back to a normal town life. Whenever the need rises to go dventuring again I ask my new cyclops wife to finish up any work she's got and head out with her at my back. Though, now that we're expecting a little one, I'm not leaving home.