Talk:Sphinx/@comment-25095137-20140814014551/@comment-5426290-20150629072708

I run for the entrance of the ruins, lift the sphinx in my arms before she can even speak, and then run into the ruins. The door closes behind us, the sphinx wiggles her bum to me and hugs my face with her tail.

Sphinx: "Why the rush? Don't want them joining in on the initiation?"

Me: *Breathing heavily from the run* "What initiation?"

Sphinx: "Okay, who are fully and small, cheer when you hug them all?

Who bark and meow when you fill them with every plow?"

Me: What? Dogs and cats? Small... Puppies and Kittens?"

The sphinx gets out of my arms and smooches my face

Sphinx: "Correct, now it's time for you to plow me and my anubi-girlfriend. We'll make lots of litters and you can even plow them too after they grow up."

Me: "Eh.." (O-O) "Okay?"