Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27736349-20170313020704/@comment-29564364-20170410015800

"IT'S HIIIIIIIM!!!" In a state of panic, a somewhat familiar face runs in the building.

Knight 1: "H-he's there! The White Bane is just outsi-" Seeing me facing the man stuck on the wall, he stops mid-sentence and runs back out yelling. "HE'S IN THERE TOO! CHIEF GOD, HELP US!!"

Alpha-2194: {There's always gotta be that one cowardly knight... -_-} "If you didn't kill them, then don't say you killed them. It may cause misunderstandings." I release my telekinetic grip on him and head outside, where the other member of the duo is in the middle of the street, sword in hand, facing against... another other me?

Knight 2: "COWARD!" He throws at his campanion as he disappears among the crowd leaving a trail of posters behind him. He then realizes who also came out of the Guild's building. "Another one?! So the rumors were true... Howevere, I shall not falter in the face of the enemy! FOR THE ORDER'S GLORYYYYY!!!" He charges at me, blade overhead and brings it down on his opponent once in range, initiating the fight.

Alpha-2195: "Starting off with a move that leaves you so wide open?" I dodge to his right and poke him in the ribs with a little electric shock. "I've seen better tactics, but you're not my priority at the moment." Completely ingoring him, I turn to the me in front of the building and speak as I easily evade the knight's follow-ups. "You were taking too long, so I sent another duplicate to check on you when I ran into these two."

Alpha-2194: "Sorry. There was no one at the reception, then these clowns showed up and-"

Alpha-2195: "Are you done signing up?"

Alpha-2194: "Oh, yeah! That's what I was doing before I was interupted by-"

Alpha-2195: "Whatever. Just finish doing what you were sent here to do. I'll keep myself entertained with this one while I'm waiting."

Alpha-2194: "Ok, but I would appreciate if you could stop cutti-"

Alpha-2195: "And I would appreciate if you could stop standing around and register already?"

Alpha-2194: "Ok, I got it. You won't let me speak until I'm signed up." I sigh in annoyance before going back in.

Alpha-2195: "Where we're we already?" I bend backward as his blading passes two centimeters from my nose. "Oh, yeah! The fight." Still low, I spin around and trip my opponent before retreating two steps back. "If that's all you got, it's a miracle you didn't get raped on your way here. Maybe you did get helped by your goddess, like your friend asked earlier."

Knight 2: ""Goddess" you say? I will not let you insult His greatness!" He attacks with a thrust, that I dodge by jumping over him then kick him in the back at the landing.

Alpha-2195: "Do you not know? Your "god" is a goddess since the fall af the previous Demon Lord. And a sucky one at that."

Knight 2: "The more you speak blasphemy, the deeper you dig your grave...!" He charges at me, again with that overhead swing."

Alpha-2195: "My grave? Please! You are of no threat to me whatsoever! Especially with that same move I so easily dodged the first time." Razor sharp chains sprout from my back and effortlessly cut his blade in pieces, from tip to base, stopping him in his track. "Ah! Now we're even!"

Knight 2: "Even if I have to die, I will fight until my last breath!" He throws the handle at me, hitting me on the forehead.

Alpha-2195: "Argh! Ok, I must say you got me this time."

Knight 2: "Cease your magic and fight me like a man if you have honor!"

Alpha-2195: "So it's a fist fight that you want? I'm sorry, but I'll have to decline that kind offer of yours. Fighting on equal term against the small fry is all but fun."

Knight 2: "You think you are above me? Calling me weak and playing dirty... You have no honor!"

Alpha-2195: "Boo-hoo! You meanie cheater! I'll tell my goddess and you'll be in big trouble!"

Knight 2: "ENOUGH!!!" He lunges at me, fist back.

Alpha-2195: "I couldn't care less about honor and I'll show you right here and now." One of my chains coils itself around his left ankle and flings him three meters into the air. After a violent landing on his front, I project a Disassembly Field around him, ridding him of his armor and protection.

Knight 2: "My armor! H-how did you?"

Alpha-2195: "Anyone wants a husband?" Hearing that question, a couple pairs of listful eyes jump foward from the crowd.

Knight 2: "N-no! Stay back, you filthy beasts!"

Jinko: "Uttering such hateful words on sight? It seems mister here needs to be given a lesson."

Red Slime: "Poor thing... He mustn't have received much love in his life... But I know how to fix this!"

Hellhound: "I'll happyly teach him!"

Gremlin: "Leave it to me! Even if my speciality is fixing things, I can fix men too. *winks*"

Giant Slug: "Please... Let me do it... I never get anyone..."

The argument quickly breaks into a fight, which the defeated makes use of to get a head start. "HE'S ESCAPING!" As if those words were the gunshot marking the beginning of a 100m Olympic sprint, the homogenous mass of fur, scales and feather all run after their target, leaving the poor Giant Slug in the dust. Soon as he stepped foot in the forest, the man is struck down by a swift slash accross the back from behind a tree he was running by. Before the scene, an unusually heavy silence resulting of a mix of confusion, awkwardness and disappointment invades the streets as the Cursed Swordswoman can be seen "savoring" her victim.

Alpha-2195: "Well... That was unexpected."

The second me walks out of the building. "I'm done! Wow... Why this heavy atmosphere? Did I miss something?"

Alpha-2195: "A hilarious fight followed by a hilarious scene."

Alpha-2154: "I see... Hey! Could that be the reported Cursed Sword on the quest poster from earlier?"

Alpha-2195: "You mean the one Reingard took?"

Alpha-2194: "Yeah, that one."

Alpha-2195: "Maybe. Who knows? Anyway. We have nothing left to do here, so let's go back to #493."

The two duplicates leave the town, taking a detour in a wide arc around their former opponent and his new... "acquaintance".

(Since Alpha breaks the fourth wall, he can read this RP thread, which is how he knew Reingard accepted the Cursed Sword quest despite not being there. While it's true, that it technically makes him omnipresent, I obviously won't have him use the information in a way that's of any relevence to the story.)

(Done)