Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27950421-20181121020711/@comment-27950421-20190102225635

"Oh do enlighten me, could it be because I was raped by some demon harlot? Maybe it was because my people banished me for being tainted by that worthless slut? OH! I know! How about the fact that I'm stuck, living on the outskirts of a filthy excuse of civilization made by Brain Dead Apes UNWORTHY OF THE AIR THEY WASTE WITH THEIR POINTLESS BLITHERING!!!!!"

Apophis/Pharoah

So the monarchy has fallen and been replaced with a democracy while you two have been asleep for the past couple centuries. Why should we vote for you in the coming election and how are you better then the other candidates?