Thread:Flamebiplane/@comment-28718853-20190629234316/@comment-25808351-20190630162923

“Hey, hey, heeeeeEEEEEEEEY! I faced him in a game of luck and I ain’t crazy. Cyndwella! Am I crazy?!”

Cyndwella: Marcus be quiet! Can’t you see I’m applying for life insurance?

“But Cynd, you’re undead.”

Cyndwella: I know that you sexy ass jerkoff. I’m gonna fool them into thinking I’m alive, then fake my death, then you go and collect the money. It’s full proof.

“Are you sure you’re from this planet?”

Cyndwella: I’m from Lunalight you clod, keep the cosmos out this!