Talk:Golem/@comment-26115871-20150425213836

You are busy masturbating at home one day when a golem stealthily bashes down the window and enters the house. By the time you've shaken off the shock the golem's already raping you. While you try to fight it off, it becomes clear that you can't beat this golem in a physical fight. A few spells later and you realize it's also very heavily shielded against magic. Only after it has milked you dry does the golem leave, vanishing as quickly as it had appeared.

The next day you are visited by the golem again, with pretty much the same outcome. It's clear that this is going to become a daily thing, meaning you have time to prepare for tomorrow's attack.

What Do You Do?

Edit: shortened the post, because Jekkers wasn't happy with its length -_-