Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190705095715

(Well it was just supposed to be that she was really kinky with her tail, I mean a reptilian c**k would not be logically or realistically covered in scales or osteoderms, but what's done is done.)

Ashie pouts and grumbles as she is dumped and locked inside of the cockpit, but begrudgingly keeps the ship flying faster and higher. Meanwhile, Terra the Tarrasque was confused as to where Noodle went and how her "Love Instrument" was stuck in the wall when she was being slow and gentle with the little guy. Then she felt Dawn ram her into the wall and was about to push herself back out when something really cold smashed into her face, freezing her up. Luckilly for her, being a creature and not technically a true reptile of that size requires her to be warmblooded to survive, so she wasn't frozen all the way through, though lost consciousness before she was thrown out.

After all that happened, I try to explain the world I abandoned almost twelve years ago to my brother and sister-in-law as simply as I can, in as little time as possible.

.*deep inhale* A long time ago, this was a pretty normal world, like, the most vanilla you could get. No mamono, no magic, no superpowers, no demons or gods, just humans and ordinary plants and animals. Then, every other dimension that developed timetravel or interdimensional travel decided to turn it into the multiverse equivalent of Australia by dumping all the worst aspects of their universes here. Then there was a civil war between The Mamono Lord and a Demonic Prince of Madness who killed and took over the position of Cheif God, non-mutated or monsterized humans dwindled down to near extinction only to devolve into either totalitarian dictatorships and raider clans, futas became a thing because it wasn't like everything was fucked up already, and then I took up a job from the last human civilization to go to other dimensions and find whatever I can that could help us get rid of all the stuff that ruined our world in exchange for getting my family out of this pan-dimensional shit hole. Then in basic training, I accidentally decked Jhala at the training facility, had to deal with her chasing me while trying to qualify as a government-sanctioned pirate in the LCIDN, graduated, left with my family, met Nikki, had Ashie two years later, went through a shit-ton of time-travel fuckery from you, then found out my mother was turned into a Echidna and ran into my mother-in-law on the same day, finally had to try to survive through getting fucked by four different mamono in the same day!"

After that long bit of exposition spilled out in about two seconds I try to catch my breath and lean against the hull of the ship. Jhala then tries to put the moves on me, gently rubbing my shoulders and nuzzling the side of my face

Dis Bitch.

"I know, our home was beautiful, and it will be again once we-" she didn't get to finish her sentence as Nicole ran up to her and jumped up to wrap one arm around her neck as she tackled her to the ground.

"YOU MUST HAVE SOME NERVE PULLING THAT SHIT INFRONT OF ME YOU BITCH! WHO LET HER OUT?!"

Jhala struggles underneath the sleeper hold my wife put her in, trying to break free to breathe.

"Fuck... you, you... flea-bitten... skank!"

Jhala finally makes it out and tries to put Nikki in a full-Nelson.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SKANK YOU HOMEWRECKER!"

Nikki then flips her over and pulls one of her legs so far back she's kicking her own head.

"OW! Homewrecker?! Oh that's rich comming from the Hellhound who cheated on her husband while they where still dating, and lied about losing her virginity to him!"

"WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?!"

As they continued fighting, I groan and walk over to the medical station, picking up a injector and a bottle of tranquilizer, then jam it into the Amazonian's neck.

"Hey! What are..."

She slumps over almost instantly and hums in her sleep as I pick her up and put her back in her cell. My wife folds her arms and growls, "I wasn't done teaching her her place!"

"Well I was done listening to it!" I growled back, earning a shocked expression from my wife as I  talked back. I then bang on the door to the cockpit. "Ashie, how long till we can leave this place?"

"Good news and bad news daddy! Good news, we're landing right next to Uncle's TARDIS!"

"What's the bad news?"

"The engines got totaled by the lizard lady when she broke in, so we're crash landing!"

MEANWHILE...

When Terra woke up, everything hurt. Her arms, her legs, her back, her crotch, her heart. She slowly stood up and shook off some of the ice covering her. Her eyes shot wide open and looked down in a panic, then sighed in relief as it was almost completely healed back up down there. She then sniffed the air before she slowly started to trudge over then steadily jog in the direction of her future mate's scent, mixed with the smell of burning metal, blood and fuel.