Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37843592-20190114051616/@comment-38232361-20190406035608

The Kikimora working at a local maid café smiles warmly at the guests seated before her, "Good afternoon masters! May I take your orders?"

The largest man of the group clears his throat, looks over the menu once more, and says, "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Everyone just stares in disbelief.