Talk:Vampire/@comment-25601391-20150224144346/@comment-25035274-20150224155021

I start pokin' her with my billy club.

"Oi. Oi, you there! Gets yerself outta 'ere, ya daft willy-nibbler! G'on now, off wit'chers! We's a quiet lot 'ere, an' we don't take well ta folks creepin' aroun' 'n bitin' folks! There ya go, now, there's a good lass. I'm sure yerz kin find another Creepy Ol' Manse on down the road a ways, innit now? Right, right. I know yerz di'n't mean nuttin' by it, but ya jes' can't go 'round bitin' folks outta th- OW! Damnit, ya soddin' nutter!

"A'right, that's it, ya kooky spooky freak-job! Getcherself on outta 'ere n...

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"Whazzat, then? Oh, sorry there, Mu'um. S'pose I musterz drifted off there, eh? Jessa secon', 'n I'll fetch the coach."