Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180421131622/@comment-35363646-20180421182207

I walked backward against the wall as the orc woman loomed closer to me, she was at least a foot taller than I was and seemed fairly fit. I looked into her eyes with an instinctual fear as she palmed the wall next to my head, her tail whipped around and smacked me on the side of my ass. She bared her teeth at me with a sadistic grin then reaches over with her free hand and grabs a piece of strip steak that I'd prepared. She chews in front of me as we continue to make eye contact, after she swallows a few bites she speaks again. "As I expected, you're just a pathetic push-over like every other human I run into. You may not have any valor but at least you can cook, if you're going to be my little man-whore then you might as well be able to feed me."

I heard of this High Orc before, her name was Greya the Oppressor. She in her time had a large, roving band of orcs she would loot and pillage with until a rival tribe laid waste to her clan. She had not been seen or heard from for a good three years... well not until now.

I looked at the situation in front of me, I knew how orcs work and I was never going to be able to outrun her. One way or another she was going to claim me, I would be her servant, cooking, cleaning and letting her screw me until I expire or she gets bored, which will also not end in my favor. I was needing to do something desperate if I was going to save myself from becoming her new toy. I looked Greya up and down again, she was leaving herself open to me due to her hubris, thinking that I couldn't possibly put up a fight. With a mighty yell I rushed her with my hand lifting up her thigh, throwing her off balance and dropping her to the floor with me. I muster up the courage to get up to her face and speak.

"Greya the Oppressor, my name is Gary! You broke into my house, used my firewood, and then slept in my bed! After that you had the gull to mock my valor then eat my food right in front of me, my honor will not allow such an insult! I hereby challenge you to sexual combat, a fight to the finish!"

(Spoilers: I lost, but she enjoys cuddles so that's nice.)