Thread:AngryLance/@comment-39280634-20200312193340/@comment-25808351-20200313151808

That would be sound advice, if I didn’t want to stay updated on anything at all. I’d have to throw out my morning paper, phone and stop watching tv or going to YouTube all together. Look dude, I can’t avoid hearing about this glorified flu unless I hunker down in the crawl space of my house with nothing but items not connected to the world.

This thing has been blown out of proportion and I’m sick of hearing and seeing the results of that. Call me close minded or foolish if you want, but don’t tell me to just “do something else”. Because it’s impossible to not see or hear something about it. Hell we’re doing it right now! So ya know what? I’m moving on. I’m almost out of work and about to begin my weekend, I don’t want to talk about this anymore. Lest I become deranged, board up my house and spend the rest of my days trying to solve the mysteries of Alex Jones’ ramblings!

In the immortal words of The Nerd, FUCK IT! I’m goin to get food and headin home! Then I’m gonna annoy my cat Ryuk while quoting famous 80s action lines! It’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be STUPENDOUS, it’s gonna be a MAD MAX-IMUM MAGNUM OPUS OF INSANITY AND SYNTHWAVE! Break out the awesome and waifus cause it’s weekend time!

(Breaks through wall like Universal Soldier and runs off into the horizon)