Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31049256-20171111145041/@comment-28358106-20171124024143

Like the story of the wizard who created a box that was sealed with every kind of magic, hex, charm and Talisman known so that he could live inside it and stave off death. He finally locked himself inside and sat down to eat a sandwich that he had enchanted to last a million years, when he looked up and saw the Grim Reaper.

"What?? This is impossible!  How did you find me?" He shouted.

"Simple," the reaper said. "You forgot the air holes."