Talk:Hellhound/@comment-28929693-20160927033315/@comment-27950421-20160927135907

Allow me to give to you guys, Reps -- Step Guide to Taming a Hellhound

1) Find a Hellhound

2) Bombard said Hellhound with official Reptile Kingdom projectile cuddles

3) Check to see if the Hellhound is tame yet

4) Realize that she isn't and continue bombardment

5) Notice that the Hellhound has escaped the projectile cuddles and is currently charging at you

6) FIGHT!!!!

7) Come to the mutual reslization that neither of you are winning and that both of you are really tired from beating each other up

8) Take a short break, preferably with lemonade or some form of sports drink to regain electrolytes

9) RAPE!!!!

10) Come to the mutual realization that as pleasurable as it is, raping