Talk:Dragon Zombie/@comment-25319165-20170221214809/@comment-31350228-20170222044152

"Ok, I'm gonna see what I can do" So I take out my axe and leave. An hour later, I see something hiding hehind a big rock. "Hey, you. Get out from there, I want to be able to see you."

The figure jumps out and looks at me with a lustful expression. It was a dragon zombie."Bad idea by me", then I start backing away, I close my eyes, and when I open them she is right there. She starts breathing heavily. Then, she grabbed me and dropped to the floor.

The next day, I return with my new wife. When the elder sees me, she flinches (I was covered with greenish lipstick. The elder gives me a towl and i clean my face. Elder: "Did you slay the dragon?"

"Nope, but don't worry about her. Im now her husband, and I told her not to attack any more."