Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31240203-20190623233941/@comment-36855838-20190624072004

The odd, kitschy decorations should have tipped me off from the start, from the swords to the spears to the shields hanging from the walls.

But as I ran by generic lavish tapestries and bowls of fruit, a second wave of too-late realization hit me.

Too late because I had already run into a massive treasure room, packed with piles of gold and silver trinkets and baubles.

Rubies, sapphires, emeralds, and moissanite all shined, glittered, and shimmered in the light of a massive bonfire in the center of the room, set in a basin carved out of the cavern floor.

There, curled up by the fire, was a woman most beautiful.

She stirred as I thundered in, buy did not wake, and as the giggling approached, I hid behind a mountain of chalices and amulets.