Talk:Alp/@comment-26606247-20150709201945

I love the alp. Not for the androgynous aspects, but because she's your bro. Picture watching the game with your best friend, who happens to be a hot succubus. She's yelling at the ref for a bad call. She's kinda hungry so she gives you a quick blow job during the commercial break, two minutes later she's on her feet screaming in excitement because her team scored.

She'll hang out with you, but she'll never feel like a third wheel or tag along girlfriend because deep down she's one of the guys. When your incubus buddies are grumbling about how clingy their lamia is or how much their werewolf sheds you and your alp can laugh in their faces.