Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-201.141.148.104-20160310181438

You are friend with a Cheshire Cat, she agrees to help you get a girlfriend so she hands you a form, for you to fill out with your name, address and the description of your ideal girlfriend.

Your friend mails it and begins laughing hysterically.

"Oh dear, did I told you, you just filled out a letter of marquee that marks you as a Kunoichi assesination target?!"

What do you do?