Talk:Anubis/@comment-25833927-20150131075600/@comment-99.109.254.236-20151003010848

me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAA


 * pukes in front of all the mamono

anubis: aw, you poor guy! here, let me help you!

me: get back! I'm unstable because my idiot friends drugged me! now, stay back, all of you!

sphinx: why did they drug you?

me: I explained earlier, they're idiots!

aphosis:c'mere hansome, I think I can help.

me: no! I can't! I must fight myself!

after effects of the R.M. wear off I grab the anubis and we kiss, so deep, it's deeper than the oceans of Europa. and we just stare at each other with a loving gaze

me: what did you say your name was?

anubis: laiana. Ryan, please take me to your home and love me, I beg you!

ME: excuse me?

in the years after we start a family with 2 children, in a quiet place nearby a monster friendly nation.