Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150425235050/@comment-26219553-20150427224327

I respond in the affirmative; "Yes, miss, I need the answer to a riddle."

Baphy smiles and says "Sure, I'm game for a riddle. Shoot."

I then ask her the following; "Name one guaranteed method of bypassing a road full of bandits that does not involve hiring an escort."

Grinning, the baphy says "Easy. Hiring implies you pay for the escort's services. You're not hiring an escort, these girls are doing it for free.".

Sigh. "Okay, kinda shot myself in the foot with my wording there. Fine, just gimme a damned hellhound and the address of a place that sells crotch-applicable ice packs. Chief Goddess knows I'm gonna need 'em."