Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33305666-20181031032824/@comment-36855838-20181031060356

The floor creaks and groans, we're pretty high up here on the fourth floor, and all these women are piled up higher than the couch in my living room.

Some of them are making a pretty admirable attempt at alluring and fondling me, but overall they're just a big tangle I've found myself on top of.

Best to untangle them, no need to be rude whatever you believe.

I clamber methodically over the sprawling web of women, trying to make sure my knees don't dig into anyone too hard.

I somehow wind up lying atop a particularly pleasently plump 'Heart,' her soft butt stirring up trouble in my trousers as she pushes up into me, wiggling side to side.

I hurriedly get back to crawling, hoping that the others will at least wait for this to get fixed.

Soon, I've reached the kitchen, and I begin carefully removing the lovely ladies from the massive mountain of limbs.

Seems that the distribution was normal for a deck of cards, and the four aces, one of whom was the woman I'd laid on, are being gawked at by the others now that we're all upright.

I quietly begin brewing tea and coffee, calling all the truly nice lonely men I know.

We'll all be squared away soon.