Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20170218204727/@comment-28358106-20170225201625

That sounds an awful lot like Texas, actually. Except here, it goes a little differently...

(Snake pops out)

Guy: "Holy sheeit!"

(Guy pulls out his Taurus Judge loaded with snake shot)

-BLAM-

An hour later the man has a new snakeskin belt and a meal. Or, if he owns a ranch as many out here do, he picks the snake up, takes a selfie, and lets it go so it can eat the rats in his granary.