Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27800590-20160922002236/@comment-29676251-20160924153718

(assuming this is modern settings

"They're at it again." I groan, then I take a seat at a nearby chair, muttering "they're at it again" like a mantra."third time....today."

I stay like this for fifteen minutes, thinking for a plan to stop them and they don't seem to notice me, too engraved in mocking and cursing each other.

"I hope this works." in one of the attacks I jumped in, and two brooms hit me, one in my lower back and the other right on my forehead sending me to a backflip.

The two gasps and hurry to me.

"Master are you alright?" they said in unison.

I groan and stands up, sighs, and start talking in a stern voice.

"Y'know, ever since the two of you came in, i think my life hasn't got any easier, instead my bills skyrockets because you guys likes to wreak havoc over trivial things, like, who spends the most time serving me stuff"

"We are sorry,Master." the shoggoth said in a dejected tone.

"You should be, knocking onto someone's door without any warning and just start doing things to someone's house is normally unacceptable"

"Master, we actually like the fact that you work hard and still care for other people, that's why we choose to live with you and aid you with chores,...but it seems like we are nothing more than a burden for you." the kikimora say, the hint of sadness is clear in her voice.

"If you like it, just say it and we will take our leave as soon as possible"

I sigh, " it's not that i don't want you guys here, but please, just stop the bickering and your fights, that's the only thing a ask of you. If you can't at least don't fight, please." I crouches and take a picture of my family that was knocked from their fight."Can you do it for me?"

"We will try not to fight, master, but we might still argue with each other." the shoggoth answers.

"That is good enough for me," I crack a mischievous smile "buuuuut because of the mess you two caused, i will have to punish the two of you huhuhuhuhuhuhu."

their eyes sparks, the perverted thoughts running in their minds, clearly visible.

Kikimora snaps first. "W-we will do anything, master, j-just name it."

"And we will obey it, anything." the shoggoth continues.

my smile is getting wider. "First, not any one of you will cook breakfast for two weeks and i will buy the groceries myself."

"Wha-what? Master what do you mean?"said the shoggoth, confused, while the kikimora have a distant look.

"You heard me, second, both of you can't call me "master" during those two weeks, failure in to follow these rules will make me do all the chores for myself for 2 months."

at the last remark the kikimora jumps on me making me fall backwards and begs to cancel the punishment. "MASTER, PLEASE, PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THIS, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING TO US, BUT PLEASE NOT THIS!"

"Sorry, but bad maids must be met with real punishment, the ones that you're thinking right now, no matter how rough i do it, won't be a punishment or anything of the sorts for you. Besides i don't plan to have 'that' anytime soon."

she goes limp, the shoggoth walks up to us, offering her hand to help me up. "Anything else, ma-Nate?"

"Thanks Ditz, and no,......and Lily you can get up now it's not that bad of a punishment."

"Yes,M-Nate." She says while sniffling.

I just grins and tell the to clean the mess from their fight earlier.

(I hope it's good enough though.)