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The three men make their case first. "We should be picked because we have done evacuations with pure swiftness and efficiency. Like we said, we've managed to max out our carrying capacity each time," said one of them. "We also follow every order given to us without question," said another.

The second group go next. "Ten successful evacs, each one we've gotten people out quickly, and we're good with children, plus the gumball machine," said the Werecat. "Just don't let her drive," the Grizzly warned.

Then the third group. "The two men with me are excellent navigators, and I myself am a highly skilled fighter, both on and off the turret," said the Amazoness. "That, and we're extremely observant, my brother here even has a ring that aids him in detecting invisible threats," said one of the men. The other man displays a golden ring with a tiny white gem on it.

Finally, the fourth group. "You should pick us, because we can wait for extremely long amounts of time. We're not as experienced with extractions as these other crews, but we did talk about the one with the manor owner.  Speaking of him, we can get along with others very well," said the Ghoul. "We also have our ice cream machine, if you happen to own any children, we'll be happy to share it with them," the Orc said with a bright smile and a lick of her lips. "We're also very combat capable, I have trained these two ladies personally," said the Dullahan as she added with a sigh, "But be warned, our Ghoul friend likes to tell ghost stories a lot."

"Well, they've all made their cases," said Jeff.