Thread:AngryLance/@comment-39280634-20200322230159/@comment-27666783-20200403020151

AngryLance wrote: I'd love to vent my frustration with a Hellhound. Do you think they'd be into 'angry sex' ? Now close your eyes and seize it Now clench your fists and beat it Now light your torch and burn it And bend the beast to worship

You descend from Man, a race of Destroyers of Worlds and builders of empires. Your kind poisons your air and water to weed out the weak, detonate fission bombs in your only biosphere, and nail your gods to sticks.

It is said the children of Cerberus cannot be tamed by the gods, take her to bed, make yourself a father, and show her why the Gods feared the children of Adam enough to have the entire world imprison you.

Show her why it won't work.