Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-38232361-20200128145948

(Heads up, in the last thread, the second to last post usually ends up just going along with their phantom, and the very last guy get assaulted by all the phantoms who got derailed. Shall we make that a tradition, or no?)

The fast food worker sighs, this obviously not being the first time this has happened.

"Mam, for the last time, McDonalds does not do deliveries or house calls. If you want your happy meal and toy, you're going to have to go to the nearest one and order it there."

And with that, he rips out the page with the spell that keeps summoning him before vanishing in a puff of smoke.

Story

"I'm getting really sick of getting derailed over and over again, buddy. You better start making sweet love to me in the next five seconds or I am going to feed you to every sadistic and rough fuck loving mamono ever made in cannon or fanfic till your dick falls off and explodes!"