Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-30160565-20180205223802

"Its christmas, wake up!" You heard your childhood friend, a/an (insert mamono here) say. Later, you all opened presents, you presented her with a gift. She looked excited until she opened the box, a dildo, you thought shed like. "ARE YOU FXCKING STUPID!? IVE BEEN THROWING SIGNS DOWN HARDCORE FOR MONTHS, AND YOU STILL ARE AS CLUELESS AS EVER!  DO YOU THINK I DID EVERYTHING AROUND THE HOUSE OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART!? I WAS GONNA LET YOU MAKE THE FIRST MOVE BUT SCREW IT!" She then tackles you to the ground. 