Talk:Dormouse/@comment-25095137-20140815194452/@comment-25035274-20140817185946

Oh, also. If I had to marry one, it'd be the Cheshire Cat. The Dormouse has been tormenting me for too long, and is too loli. The March Hare is cute, but you can't hold a sensible conversation with her. The Mad Hatter is a mushroom. And, finally, the Jabberwock's a little too one-dimensional. All she thinks about is sex.

Cheshire Cats, on the other hand, are tricksie and sure to keep things interesting.