Talk:Hellhound/@comment-27303410-20170114025212/@comment-5426290-20170119104342

I give my wife's tail a tug and see her yelp and turn to me with a grumble. I give her a cheeky grin and tap her on the chest. "It means she's not a bitch, that's a good thing."

My wife barks back with a bit of spite. "HOW is that a goo thing?!"

I then pet her head and motion our daughter over. "Because a bitch would have stolen her daddy off of her mother, if you know what I mean."

My wife suddenly looks suprised, she glances between her daughter and her hubby and begins wagging her tail. She then pounces on our daughter and hugs her overabundantly. "I love my daughter!" (/>w<)/(owo)??