Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20170406210333/@comment-29325824-20180109211826

As I look at the Orc looking eagerly at me, I weigh my options. Realizing that I won't be able to outrun or overpower any of them, I decide to go along, but farther than they may have intended.

"Alright," I say "I yield. I'll go with ms. Orc here. But considering I haven't eaten yet, and I'm going to need my stamina, am I at least allowed to eat the energy bar I brought with me first?" Caught of guard by my willingness, the Orc agrees and I quickly devour the energy bar.

No longer willing to wait then, the Orc tries to pounce on me, but to everybody's shock I quickly overpower her and throw her to the ground. As my body flushes with heat, and my reasoning starts to dissapear, the Ogre realizes what I just did. "He hid a Raging Mushroom in that energy bar!" She yells. I nod, and quickly start tearing my clothes in a beastial and hulk like manner and roar as my rod explodes out of my pants. Losing all reason, I grab the terrified Orc and run towards the nearest empty room where I proceed to ride her so hard she's turned into my sow by the next morning.