Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190621084907

Ashie shuffles uncomfortably, combing her tail anxiously. "I... don't know what you mean uncle..." Nicole growls and fishes a dinged up sonic screwdriver that looks like it's being held together with rubber bands and pink glitter glue from her daughter's hoodie pocket. "Oh... when did you give me that uncle?"

"Don't play dumb with me, squirt. Now..." The redheaded Hellhound stands up and starts tapping the tool against her hand like a police baton as she slowly walked to Noodle. "What was that about 'six months of combat training'?" I take a few steps back and look away, scratching my head nervously and habitually, as it was my idea in the first place for her to get trained before going in adventures with him.

MEANWHILE, in the skiff

Jhala scowls at Dawn from inside her tube prison, her wounds almost completely healed from the beatings from Dawn and Nikki, even her teeth grew back. "No, we didn't think you would just let us get away. The only thing we weren't counting on was the surprising level of competence for a family of inbred mutts and their pet alien-manlet hybrid."

"Pretty clever?" Muffy interjected, clearly annoyed. "I have thirteen-"

"We get it! You are well educated! And yet you were outsmarted by these meatheaded mongrels with a combined IQ of three!"

"Says the Amazoness stuck in a test tube!"

"Why you little-"

The two then continue to fight and argue until whatever point in time Dawn decides to intervene.

MEANWHILE, outside...

I hear Noodle diss my former home and react, "That is because 99% of them can't, and the others either won't because of foolhardy stubbornness or... because..." I slowly stop talking as a thirty foot tall, seventy foot long, Black Tarrasque comes into view. It was chewing on half of one of the lizards Ashie fought as it walks behind the psychic time traveller, and swallows her meal when she sees us. She then charges towards us and tackles me and Noodle to the ground as she shifts into her 12ft tall mamono form, eyeing us hungrily.

"What the he-" Nicole is knocked aside by the much larger mamono's absent minded tail wagging. I shift my position under her mass, landing on a rock on the way down. "Ow, my back! Oh great. Hello, Terra." She gives a rather lewd grin to me before deepthroating me with her tongue. Her face then turns to one of distress as she switches between looking at me and my brother-in-law, as if she was having trouble deciding between the two of us.