User blog:Munchydragon/Wandering in Wonderland

Short Story by MunchydragonEdit
Disclaimer: This transcription has been edited from its original form to keep it safe for everyone to read while retaining its meaning Welcome dear adventures to the land of Wonderland. It is a beautifull place ruled by the lovely queen of hearts(im not sure how long this will last). I am baron(claws rake my neck. Are you going to this every time I try and tell a story Blaire). My name is not that important as you will no doubt not remember it soon(I see Blaire bet 100 devil fruit cake on my statement). If you are interested then please allow my magic to transport you to Wonderland. Here We G(loud crashing sound. I look to my left and see a incubus knock over my crystal ball. Hold on a moment. Cue screams of pleasure.  He is a masochist use your imagination)

Well now thanks to that snack(I swallow the last of his fingers) it will take some time to properly transport you all to Wonderland. (Hmm Blaire why don't you tell or readers a story to keep them interested. Well why don't we tell them about Anna's first... You really want to give our clients a mental image of our daughter tooooo, the idea is to disturbing. Then what about how you thr... Yes that works but try starting a little earlier so no one is confused. Hai.)

A visit to WonderlandEdit
Salut mon ami je m'appelle Blaire( Why do you assume the people reading this speak French. Speak the common tongue please. She said Hi my friends my name is Blaire)''' Anyway story time. So that day started out like any other. I would discuss lewd ideas with a mad hatter, help a march hare collect produce for her sweet shop, go play pranks on a jabberwock, Eat one of the dormouse that was wandering around, and then listen to the days transcriptions (bread, eggs, murder milk. Did you say something dear? '''he shakes his head).

'''It was around this time that my soon to be hubby showed up. He claims he was chaseing a march hare to return a plate she dropped( Its the truth I swear) but i think we all know the real reason why any man would chase a scantily rabbit through a mysterious hole in the ground (he was a fan of Lewis Carroll. I look at him for a second before sinking my fangs into his meat. No Blaire we can't do this now ugh. Actually I think we have just enough time to ('''A part of this message has been removed for your and oh my its so[we apologize that the watchdog turned into a horn dog])

'''Oh that felt nice (wipes mouth) okay anway the point is that my husband arrived in Wonderlamd that day. As he was a new arrival, it was my duty as a cheshire cat(if you have not figured it out by now) to guide him through our land. We had not taken more than two steps (well he took two steps I was floating) that we triggered a organismic zone in the land(they are incredibly rare so not many people or monsters hear of them) Since I assume that is you allow me to explain. This zone teleports all beings in its area to a location where a orgy is currectly occuring. We were in the midst of march hares going at it well like hares.'''

'''Of course me and my darling did it aswell (blush). I kissed him deeply our tongues intertwined in each other mouths. I licked and bit neck quite a bit before undoing his chest and licking all the way down to his naval.(Oh i am starting ache down their. Ah darling you awoke at just the right time lets... I think your getting of track [looks at the script] I guess[ugh so good] not. Pound me like those ha Ahhhhhh[ '''a part of this message has been removed for your own safety])

(Oh I think i met my progenitor) Anyway despite it being a orgy my darling only fucked me strangly( Ive been meaning to ask dear but why only me? I don't find Alice's sexually stimulating. If I see one I would like to eat her but not fuck her. And the hares? A cat is far more sexy than a hare could ever be. Blush I am so happy to hear that.)

'''After the orgy I took him around to see the various sights of Wonderland. He met the jabberwock and fought them in a contest of strengh until a standstill( '''I am pretty sure they took it easy on me). '''I introduced him to my other cheshire cat friends. My darling was rather popular with the other cats (they all had husbands so I am talking about platonically). Eventually  we received a summon from the queen of hearts herself. '''

The quest of the queen of heartsEdit
Despite the fact that I am not attracted to Alices the queen of hearts looked beautifull. With her blond hair, blue eyes, pale skin and gothic lolita outfit she looked just like a doll. I just wanted to go up and hug her, then eat her. (Oh thats interesting, I still want to eat the Queen of Hearts) "So you are our new resident of wonderland" said the queen. Her voice was so high pitched that I had to restrain myself from laughing. "Yes your magesty". "If you don't mind I have a job for you to accomplish" she said. I simply bowed at her statement. The queen seemed to take that as agreement so she nodded aswell.

"Good your job is very simple" She showed me a picture of a jabberwock with blue and purple hair. I think I had seen her before. "Bring her back to me and I will grant you any reward you choose". I knew exactly what I would wish for once this is done. She pointed a finger at Blaire who simply nodded. Blaire walked up to me and kissed me. We instantly teleported to a area where jabberwock were quite promenant. Claire vanished like cheshire's tend to do when their up to mischief. "Found her" She waved at me to come over. I stopped in front of some disturbed ground and lightly tapped it with my foot. In seconds all the dirt vanished revealing a large hole with liquid on the bottom. I assume you wanted me fall into this. "She never said we had a time limit to do our job" I hear a small sound to see to dormouse servicing a man. '''"Oh are you interested in that?" '''She grinned mischeivously. "Well allow me then" We accomplished nothing productive for five minutes

We did not have to look long for we found the jabberwock being serviced by a incubus. I was confused. If the Queen of Hearts needed to get that jabberwock why not just summon her incubus instead. "I have a idea" "You do?" "Do to me what that incubus is doing to her" "You want that?" She nodded. So I did it. No sooner had I started did me and the incubus switch places. The incubus wasted no time with tearing of Blaire's clothes and(He had no stamina at all. Its aggravating just remembering. Still it is sweet that you immediatly looked for me. I should file that away for reference)

I looked up at the jabberwock. She looked just as confused as me. I have no idea what happened next because the next thing i remember is lying in Blaire's lap(fully clothed somehow. don't question the ways of women darling) being fed some form of pudding. The jabberwock was asleep next to me with a content look on her face. "You really know how to make me jealous don't you" It was not my intention but it still had that effect.(Another crashing sound. It looks like a dormouse was sleep raiding our pantry again. Please standby for a few moments. Its surprising that our house is raided so often.)

'''So we rested it bit while my darling recooperated. I racked my brain looking for some spells we could use in this situation. It would be best to transport the jabberwock while she was still groggy for darling's blade. The pudding I gave him was laced with a spell originally designed to increase stamina, but it also works as a rather affective pick me up. '''

'''When my darling finally was well enough to stand I hugged him closely and pressed me nose to his. "You need to kiss that girl one more time while thinking of the queen's waiting room. That should teleport you there. I will teleport there once you do" I released him from my embrace. "You better not go any where else though. Now hurry up and do it before she awakes." I made a shooing motion with my paw.'''

'''I watched my darling walk up to the jabberwock and kissed her passionatly. They shimmered in a purple light and vanished. I willed myself to appear before my darling and so I to ended up in the queen's waiting room. "'''Tell the queen that I have her long desired jabberwock" darling said. '''A high pitch voice overflowing with lust filled the room. The second the mamono in the room heard the sound they grabbed the nearest man tore of their clothes and mounted them. I of course grabbed my darling but so did the jabberwock. The room became so thick with desire, that my thoughts became to clouded to think of anything but his member.'''

About a hour after the orgy started march hare threw herself against door cutting of the lustfull voice, and returning every one back to their standard insanity.(Later that day I asked the hare why did it and she explained she jumped of her moment when she[ censored]) '''A different hare then came out of the door and called for my darling and the jabberwock. I was told to remain outside and help clean up the mess, So I am unaware of what happened. '''

I enterted the throne room to see that the queen of hearts was nude and covered in fluids(fluids? yes fluids). "First of allow me to properly thank you for her service" she said. She got down from her chair and started to walk towards me. I shake me head quickly "No your majesty. If you come any closer you will be in danger" I felt my hunger started to rise. I started to salvate. "Oh" she said in her girlish voice "You look like you are about to devour me." "I want to to sink my teeth into your skin" I replied. This caused her to stop moveing. The queen started to shake a little bit (When you get hungry like that you release a scent that is rather disturbing.) "Well then perhaps I should simply grant you a reward" the queen said as she took a couple steps back.

I knew exactly what I desired from the queen. "Grant me demonic magic I can use to alter and change the demon world. The queen tilted her head to the rock. She appeared to be thinking something over. Then she nodded. "It will be done." She swayed her hands and a pair of keys appeared in my hands. "These are the keys to a sorceror's house. It should contain enough instructions to prevent you from doing anything to destructive in Wonderland" I bowed to the queen.

I walked out of the throne room and spotted Blaire on her kness wipeing the floor with a rag. The second she looked up I kissed her and thought of the house, the queen told me about. We both appeared in front of the house. I wrapped my arms around Blaire's slender waist and picked her up. I then carried her into the house and into the bedroom. "Don't get so full of yourself. As amazing as you are Ive had better than you" Well we will have to change that. On that day it was said that Blaire's cry's of pleasure were heard for hours by all of wonderland. (Stop it dear it is embarrassing. Blush)

2 Years LaterEdit
'''Blaire woke up to excited mewing of her kittens. After tending to their needs she walked outside and basked in the warm glow of the sun. She looked around to gaze at the line of mamono eager to receive the new spells her husband had cooked up. In these two her husband has mastered the magic he received from the queen of hearts to such an extent that he was now responsible for the improvement and creation of the majority of the spells that occured in wonderland. While he could never match the queen in terms of pure power his spells variety and lewdness made them nearly equals in that regard'''

I looked at my wife and smiled. I has come quite a long way since I first chased that march hare. Wonderland truly was a land of wonder.

Now that you have heard my story I am sure you are quite excited to see Wonderland for your self. Well then close your eyes and count to 10. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 End Transmission

Hello Everyone this is my third Short Story. This time it focuses on Wonderland. I plan on writing a couple other stories about Wonderland so tell me what you think of this one. Constructive Critiscism is welcome. If you have a certain monster girl you like post it below and any details you want included and odds are I will write it. If that story is liked enough it may turn into a regular fan fic. Now Happy Reading