Talk:Salamander/@comment-34693780-20180329194717/@comment-25808351-20181201002758

Yeah it is a funny thought.

“Horrid beast I shall slay you you in the name of the Order and the Chief Goddess!” Shouts Order Knight.

“Oh yeah?! Give your best sho-“ Salamander heads baby crying. “HOLD THAT THOUGHT.” Salamander runs into bushes and fishes out a small baby boy. “Oh no, the wittle stud is upset! Shh, shh, it’s ok. We’ll find your parents soon”

Order knight lowers his sword and scratches his chin. He then pulls out his Order field manual and glances over it. “The manual doesn’t say shit about this!”