Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-43744789-20190907153624

You are a typical guy, the basic package apart from your deep love and nostalgia for everything retro and disco. Having spent the day at your 9 to 5 job, you head back home, only to pass a mysterious notice:

"DISCO NIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA! - COME ALL YOU LONELY HEARTS!"

Reading the notice, you are delighted to find out that a contest is being hosted on all things disco related, the lucky winner is awarded a prize beyond their wildest imagination. Truely this contest was made for you, theres no way you'd lose!

You rush home to don your flashiest 80s gear. Armed to the teeth with memorabilia, you make your way to the location of the contest, a bar you've never seen before, "The Lusty Lamia". readying yourself, slicking back your hair, you enter.

Que the music.

You make your way inside, the lights start to come to life, a disco ball starts to spin, and you are met with a selection of Mamano, staring at you with barely contained lust. The ring leader of the group steps forward to the microphone, licks her lips, and announces:

"Look lively ladies, our prize has finally arrived."

With that, the door slams shut and disappears, making retreat impossible. Seems you are going to have to use all your Disco knowledge to make the most out of this situation. Who will come out on top of this disco fever?

WWYD? 