Talk:Centaur/@comment-26380985-20160313202401/@comment-5426290-20160502093709

I watch the races with my friend and keep giving my favorite centaur flirty looks of encouragement, which sadly distract her and make her lose the race.

After the race she and I talk some together and go to get a drink together. The next morning I wake up with a massive hangover and a centaur in my bed. (O.O) "Oh no.. This is exactly what the encyclopedia predicted.."