Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25547106-20160330002309/@comment-26852465-20160401222610

''"Well see.. there are two issues that arise with that, Mister Armstrong. First... most monster girls.. with the exception of Elves, maybe.. don't take no for an answer. Second, well.. as I've explained before, I cannot teleport when I have eyes on me. If there's one thing Monsters will do prior to a... ahem.. encounter.. it's stare at your body.. which they presumably want to put in them." ''He shuddered at the thought.. taking a deep breath. "So yeah, I usually jape them with some scheme or prank.. and then make my getaway. It doesn't hurt anyone.. and typically disorients them long enough for me to escape."

"Even if you don't think it hurts anyone.. I'm sure it hurts their feelings."

"How do you think I'd feel, being molested against my will?"

"Those feelings would melt away in an instant.."

"I'd also have to settle down and do nothing but screw, all day. I'm.. not built for that kind of lifestyle."

"So you would prefer to be a virgin, Prankster?"

"In all honesty? Yeah.. at least until I can complete my goal of establishing peace.. then maybe I'd be ready to settle down."