Talk:Which Monster Girl would you Date?/@comment-25035274-20140729195934/@comment-72.233.169.42-20141210001830

@Party: OBJECTION!!!!

As we can see from your time here on the MGE wiki, you have stated that you have a fear of spiders and, as such, would hate the mere idea of being with a mamono with spider traits. Therefore, you would most likely NOT choose a member of the arachne family (with the possible exception of the jorogumo).

However, you also have shown an great interest and feelings towards the Sphinx, even making sure one catches you in one "What do you do?" thread on her profile. Moreover, you have spoken highly on them in another "What do you do?" Sphinx profile page, descriping her as a "sexy, bronze-skinned cat". Therefore, as the evidence clearly shows, you would not be oriented towards the arachne family, but would never say no to a sphinx if you got the chance. *Slams down "Party Vanderbilt" file onto the courtroom". P.S. Brownie points for anyone who gets the reference.

@Asuna: Uh, if you want, I could, uhm, sign that contract. *Nervous laugh as I hope I don't offend you and drive you off*