Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20200117113626

(Computer: "Initiating Lazarus Subroutine!" *Electric shocks followed by gasps and coughing fits* "Gods... pre-data purge... revival tech's... a bitch on the lungs!"

Happy new year! How's life?)

Ashie nods with a small grunt of confirmation before effortlessly picking up the psionic space cop clone over her head and marching over to "The Cube", her tail wagging excitedly. Pound for pound, Ashie would be well over ten times as strong as Dawn because of her cyborg enhancements, if she was the same size as her super aunt and not a little runt.

"Be nice to your sister Nikki," I chastise my wife as I wrap an arm around her, "I doubt you would be in any better shape if the roles were switched."

"I refuse to entertain the idea of a universe where I'm the single one and Dawn has you... or anyone else have you instead of me." She responds bluntly.

"Uh... oh-kay?" I shake my head and ignore that weird comment, "So what's next now that FNG is locked up and away?"

MEANWHILE

Jojo stops her sniffling and wipes her eyes at the sudden intrusion into her private sanctuary.

"Who are you? How did you get in he-... NEGA. NOODLER!!!!"

She roars and smashes her TV remote into the plasma screen in a fit of rage, storming out to go and find the source of this digital poltergeist.

MEANWHILE

The training room chaos soon get interrupted by a klaxon alarm blaring over the music.

"WARNING! PRISONER CONTAINMENT UNIT SIGMA DELTA THREE HAS BEEN OPENED! REPEAT, SIGMA DELTA THREE IS LOOSE ON THE SHIP!"

"What the hell is in sigma delta-"

The recruit is interrupted by a flying saw blade nearly making him a lot shorter and the sudden sound of the training room magnetic doors being smashed apart. As it turns out, "Sigma Delta Three" was what looked like a fleshy, grey, hulked out version of the Prawn Mech from District 9 in ripped orange prison shorts and metal studs, chains and spikes around his wrists, knuckles and back.

"Who woke me up?" he growled, chewing on something that suspiciously looked like people.