Talk:Hobgoblin/@comment-31083470-20181126151143

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Goblin Slayer: ...

Hobgoblin: ...

Goblins Slayer: So, what are you?

Hobgoblin: Ah, I am hobgoblin.

Goblin Slayer: No you are not. You are some kind of buxom haftling thing. You are not Goblin.

Goblin: Hey, what give mister!? Coming into our cave accused us that we are not goblin like that! You are a jerk you know that?

Goblin Slayer: If you all finished throwing tantrum. Move along. I have goblins to slay.

Goblin: But WE ARE GOBLIN! Why aren't you listening!? If we are not goblin, what are we?

Hobgoblin: Mysterious big brother said we are haftling or something.

Goblin: Sis, be quiet. I can't believe you believe the word that hobo in second grade armor said.

Goblin Slayer: Are you going to say you girls are responsible of village raid and kidnaping woman recently?

Goblin: MEN, actually. I am sure it was agreed trade. We keep the villager save and they paid us with food, supply and some cute big bro volunteer to protect us. Don't know why but someone spread our bad rumor recently. Might be some Order's fanatic jerks. You know yesterday there we a bunch of adventure trying to attack our cave. We beat the crap outta mage and fighter but we keep the swordboy. He's kinda cute but he swing the sword in the cave like an amateur and that sword is too long to use in the cave. Anyway, that's what we can tell to you. Anything else? Or you wanna fight?

Goblin Slayer: ...Right... Still, You and your 'sisters' are definitely not a goblin.

Goblin: WE ARE GOBLIN GODDAMN IT!