Talk:March Hare/@comment-26545936-20170421234009/@comment-26545936-20170421234641

(And I shall reply to my own WYUD!)

Against my sorely lacking judgement, I lean in slightly and whisper "hey."

Her ears perk up and look towards you, eyes sparkiling.

I point to the item, which just so happens to be a medium sized-fancy clear glass that looks like milk.

"The item to your right, could you? Slide that over... please?"

"Sure!~"

And without another word she does indeed slide the glass over to me to my utter amazement. But... I raise a eyebrow, open up the glass and dip a finger in and taste...

It does indeed taste like milk... but sweet, almost too sweet. She appears to be heaving breathes in excitement.

"Is this your milk?" I say blankly.

To my amazement once more, she scoffs and crosses her arms.

"Of course not! What silly idea in your head would give out that thought?!"

I breathe a sigh of relief.

"Oh thank god, I thought for a sec-"

"Its my sisters milk!"

"OH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!"