Talk:Hellhound/@comment-71.59.62.37-20150628182551/@comment-25035274-20150708133520

First, I stare down at her in a stupified manner as I attempt to pat her head in a soothing manner.

(ｏo_o)ノ”(>_＜. )

Then, I make a break for the window.

ε=ε=┏( >_<)┛

Next thing I know, she smacks me across the back of the head...

（. _°☆＼(- – )

...leaving me quite incapacitated and seeing stars.

꒰⁎×﹏×⁎꒱՞༘✡

Always smart enough to know when I'm beat, I raise the white flag.

(oT-T)尸

As reward for having realized I am the inferior specimen, the Hellhound proceeds to rape me, eventually leaving me a senseless, upside down pile on the floor.

/(x~x)\