Talk:Elf/@comment-71.241.201.26-20141230031510/@comment-25808351-20150107073001

I say a silent prayer as her mother gets closer (cause I know I'm gonna die) the elf girl jumps in front of me to protect me from her mom.

Elf girl: Please mom, don't hurt him! I love him! I know it looks bad, but...

Elf mother: shut up! That's not the problem! You two have disturbed the peace and scared away all the game we were hunting! Your just as troublesome as your sisters! Couldn't you at least introduce me to him in a more normal way?! And you (points to me) put some clothes on!