Talk:Alp/@comment-26347931-20160422072404/@comment-27950421-20160429201501

I sigh, "So who is it?"

She, immediately starts to blush, "Who is what?"

I cross my arms, "You can only get alped for one of two reasons, either you secretly wanted to be a woman or you secretly wantd to be with a man. You never seemed like the womanly type so I would assume it would be the later of the two."

Her blush intenifies and she looks away, "Oh... uh yeah..."

I look at her expectantly, "Well?"

She looks up startled, "Well what?"

"Who is it?"

Her blush intensifies even more and she starts to fidget, "Well you see... he's um... that is to say that uh... the guy like is... uhm well..."

I cut her off, "It's me."

She goes silent, by this time her entire face is a bright shade of red. All she can do is nod.

I sigh and then gesture for her to come inside, "Alright then. Let's talk to the girls about adding another to the harem."

"You don't mind?" She asks surprised, "I mean... wouldn't it be kinda... homo?"

I shrug, "If it has a pussy, it ain't homo."