Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-29435884-20200108103032

"You mean my wife? Oh no no no, I wouldn't do that If I were you. In fact, I suggest you leave before..."

"Get out of our marriage suite you ghostly, housebreaking WHORE!"

"....That happens."

Story

"The end is nigh, stranger! But by marrying a powerful undead like myself, it doesn't matter if the world ends tomorrow! Not even nuclear fire would be able to stand in the way of our love!"