Talk:Amazoness/@comment-28935784-20150208182047/@comment-26376061-20150811120218

I-WHERE'S MY SWORD?!?! I had it right-!" "Looking for this?" The Amazoness said,pulling my sword out from behind a tree. "You don't need a sword...men can't fight...the only sword that you need is the long one between your legs." she said,obviously taunting me. "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MEN NOT BEING ABLE TO FIGHT?!?!" I angrily ask,dashing forward to grab her by the throat. "Ack...please,let me go...*her hands attempt to pry open my hold on her neck*...can't...breathe..." she sputters,before I let her go,after she is released from my grip she stumbles away,muttering things under her breath. "Strong hands...amazing grip,even though he was about to crush the lif out of me with it...obviously a...warrior...and one proud of his abilities,as observed by his reaction to my comment...he is well equipped for sex...long cock..."

I grab my sword,and confront the Amazoness. "Why are you here?...and why did you steal my clothes?" I ask,pointing at my clothes in the tree. "Isn't it obvious? You're my husband now,and I came here to prove that to you." She replied,tackling me,knocking me down. "Oh,your cock...you feel amazing...this makes up for the earlier bruising you gave me,naughty boy *rubs red marks on her neck*...ooh...deeper..." she moaned,riding my erect cock. I grabbed her,and getting extremely aroused,I flip her over and begin to thrust into her. "I feel like we're being watched...the Lord Ares is watching..." she mumbled,her eyes dilated due to pleasure. "Yeah,maybe that's because I'm her son." I say,to which the Amazoness makes a perfect 'What The Fuck' face. "Really...that explains your amazing reflexes,your strength,the MANY weapons I saw in your pack *points to my backpack hanging from a branch*,and the plain aura of conflict and anger that hangs around you...what's your name,anyway?" "Samuel...Samuel Berserkai." I reply,switching back to cowgirl position. We have sex in the forest,and I am brought back to her village and celebrated as a son of Ares.