Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28358106-20170704201937/@comment-28358106-20170709205634

(Los) "Wweeellll...err..." Briar fiddles her claws. "I...didn't so much DO something new. I've technically been...protecting a village from some werewolves, and, um, I kind of got drunk and fell asleep in a ditch.  For two days.  And, um, when I woke up, three village men had been abducted.  They called the Gendarmerie, and, well, the villagers were pissed at me for slacking off, and the Gendarmes were pissed at me because they say I've been extorting the village.  So I busted a nut and booked it." She looks up.

The servant looks nervously at Xena. "Er, I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't have anything like that. I...can bring you some raw meat if you like...?"