Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33305666-20171009094603/@comment-29435884-20171009110237

(Hey mate, always nice seeing a new face round here)

I begin to back away slowly, holding my knife out hoping it'll scare off the psycho bitch. Pro tip, it doesn't. The Red Cap stalks forward with a grin that'd freeze the blood of an Ignis.

"I've got you now, man flesh" The red cap sneers. I respond by pelting an empty beer can at her head, only for her to deflect it with ease. "Really?" She asks with a smirk.

Shit, I'm running out of options fast. As I back away I trip into the shower stall, whacking my head on the wall. The red cap grins wider, she knows she's got me.

My soon to be rapist stalks forward....and smacked around the head with a mop, throwing her head first into the sink. Standing over her is a very unamused Kikimora. "Do you have any idea how long it took me to lure a man into here outside tourist season? you are not claim-jumping me now!" She snaps at the dazed red cap before hoisting the psycho over her shoulder, cleaver and all.

The kiki turns to me with a smile. "Excuse me for a moment master, I'll attend to your needs in a minute, I've got some rubbish to dispose of first." With that she saunters off, deliberately swaying her hips.

Huh, I guess I know who put that 'explore the scenic overlook' ad in the paper now.