Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20191211055508/@comment-25808351-20191218192712

An old Irishman I work with named Charlie (who was cleaning the office room this took place in) walks up and grabs the person’s keys from their purse. He walks outside, moves their car, parks it by the dumpster yard in our complex, comes back in, tosses their keys in the trash can and says-

“I parked your shit heap where it belongs.”

I’m still laughing.