Talk:Sandworm/@comment-174.53.167.220-20150321142911/@comment-25035274-20150325151539

Party blinks, and turns the crank on the jack-in-the-box. A sandworm pops out, tries to grab him, and instead manages to smack her head on the ceiling.

"Ow!"

She then proceeds to try again, but being as she is now a bit dazed from giving herself something resembling a concussion, she smacks face first into the refridgerator.

"Ow! No, no, I'm alright! I got this!"

Making one last, Herculean effort, she launches herself at Party. She misses, goes flying out the window, and yells behind her, "Curse you, lack of spatial awareneeeeeeeeeeesssssss....."

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Party says, "She's not 'enhanced'. She's just stupid."