Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20171219143030/@comment-28546904-20171220163320

"Why do I keep ending up in these situations?" I said mentally in a sarcastic tone.

Thinking quickly, I glance over to the left and call out to nobody.

"Honey, can you tell your friend here that I'm taken?" I said.

The minotaur flinches slightly in surprise before looking to where I was looking. Now that she was distracted...


 * Zoom!

"Huh?! Wha--wait a minute! You--GET BACK HERE!!!" She calls after me.

"No way! I got other things to be doing!" I yell back as I ran.

Left. Right. Jump. Duck. Right. Left. Jump. Jump again. Yikes! Slide!

"You're not getting away!" I hear her call out again. "Hruuuuagh!"


 * Crash!

Looking back, I--OH SHIT!!!

"Gyah!" I yelp out as I duck a large flying uprooted tree.

It crashes into the ground in front of me, effectively blocking off my escape. Skidding to a stop, I curse loudly.

"I've got you now!" I hear her from behind.

Danger sense says jump. Soooooo.....JUMP! And grab that branch!


 * Whoosh!

"Whaaaagh!" I hear her yell out un surprise as she speeda past beneath me.


 * Crash!

Landing back down, I look at the minotaur. Whom was now dazed from her sudden stop.

"Better luck next time!" I say to her before bolting.

As I am running, I faintly hear her calling for me to comeback. But I ignore her words and keep running, eventually making my way back home, unmolested and not raped thank you.