Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20180503164630

It was midday, and your mother had just finished preparing the dining table. She and your father call you and your sister into the living room to explain to the both of you that your aunt would be having dinner with you and would be spending several days in your house. Your father is neutral as they explain the news, but your mother does not seem too thrilled about it.

Later into the evening you hear the sound of screeching tires and peer outside the window to see a pickup truck had swerved onto your front lawn. The driver side door opens and a Satyros falls out onto the grass with a bottle of liquor in her hands. She rises to her feet and stumbles up to the front door. You hear the chime of the doorbell and your mother calls, "Kids, she's here!"

Once you meet her up close she immediately pulls you into her embrace and you get a good whiff of the alcohol that dominates her breath. Your father is trying his best to put on a good impression, but your mother just wears a skeptical look as you all spend time in the living room.

At the dinner table, your Satyros aunt is going into great detail about her and your mother's lewd adventures during their time in high school and college. These stories get several good-hearted chuckles out of your father, but your mother just does not look like she even wants to be there, and it's made even more evident when you hear her whisper, "Sis, can you please just stop."

When dinner ends the Satyros is soon passed out drunk on the sofa.

The next night as you sleep to gather your energy for another day of high school you awaken to the sound of tapping on your window. You peer over to see your aunt with a bright smile. You open the window and she whispers, "Hey man, I found out where that girl who picks on you lives. She's the [insert mamono here] isn't she?  Anyway, I have a way for you to get her back.  I say we break into her house, steal all of her panties, drive out to the woods, burn them, and record it and post it on social media for all to see.  What do you say?"

Her expression becomes mischievous as she awaits your answer.

WWYD? 