Talk:Apsara/@comment-25930818-20150220123419/@comment-25930818-20150220124917

All I wanted was a fucking immortality elixir. I didn't want any surprises. No messing about, no stupid devic bullshit; just a simple potion to extend mortal life. And shes all "Oh, sorry, I turned a whole sea to milk made all these jiggling chocolate girls to go with it, is that OK? Te-he-he!" MY FACE WHEN