Talk:Amazoness/@comment-26114944-20150327081602/@comment-50.8.57.163-20150715033900

me: (claps my hands together) DO OVER

time rewinds from the inn i was in to this scene with me teleporting

me: come and get me

i disappear in a flash to my house after taking my sword that i threw into a tree

amazons and dark elves: after him!....... Hes mine

after five hours and a shower later at my place

me: my god! what is with monsters and boys like me

soon my 70 inch plasma tv with netfixs and my ps2,3 and 4 are shoved to the wall with the tv being destroyed in the procces

me: that was a seventy inch plasma tv with netflix

the winner of the 100 battle royale :u...freaking .....owe me dragon wolf

i start laughing like alucard

me:u think that u can walk in, trash my room, destroy my SEVENTY INCH PLASMA TV AND EXPECT ME TO TAKE U ON A DATE OR SOMETHING

her: u made me fight 99 girls for your hand

i pull my swords out of the case in my bed

me: u have 2 seconds to get out

her:so u want the hard way.Anyways i have five reasons to knock u out

me:(hmm that list

1:made her run after me

2:100 battle royale

3:the time to find me

4: me being alucard

5: me becuz monsters just dont care)

while i was thinking she punches me in the gut yet i dont feel anything

me:u activated my archfeind state

her:what

she noctices that i had changed

her:holy carp

me:c'mon

she takes off running from me as i chase her to the edge of the stairs of my room

her:i just got to get up the stairs

she trips and fins out the amount of stairs is over 50

me: *in a demonic and distorted voice* they say tv makes someone violent but for me, the tv was a calm factor and now im hungry for a fight!Now hit me! fight me! GIVE ME A HUG!!!!

she mangages to teleport out of my room screaming in fear after i said that.i change back to normal laughing

me:anyone else!!!????

the room goes silent as darkness is the only thing left as i leave my room to drink