User blog:Repter/The unexpected Christmas gifts (A hellhound WWYD responce)

You are the stepbrother of a Hinezumi. You were out with your sister to buy gifts for your stepmom, now when you guys were returning suddenly a delinquent mamono biker gang blocks your path. It has four members, a Kunoichi, a Mantis, a Jinko and a Hellhound, who acts like she is the leader of the gang. The Kunoichi suddenly lunges at you and gets you in a scissor hold while choking you, the Hellhound and Jinko captures your sister and the Mantis announces, "Virgin boy either you have to choose your virginty or your sister's health." You are a normal guy and don't know anything about any martial art or magic.what would you do?

(WWYD by Camron)

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As I'm sitting there struggleing to get free, I feel the my vision going black and before I pass out I her my Hinezumi step sister yell out brother. I feel like someone is shaking me and pressure on my chest several times.

My vision goes from black to a dark grey, I can barely make out a face and feel someone breathing down me when the color returns I notice the Kunoichi is gving me CPR and all of them surround me, I quickly push the Kunoichi away and look around, I grab my head feeling like I just got hit by sack of bricks. "We're sorry about what happened, we weren't trying to hurt you like that." the Hellhound says to me, I look at my sister who's crying and she bearhugs me.

"I'm ok sis, just feel like I got hit by a minotaur who just saw too much red." I tell her, the Mantis pulls me to my feet and to both of our sudden surprise, I look over at her and she has the gift we bought for her christmas in her hands and hands it to me. "Uh thankyou."

"We are thankful you are ok human, we didn't mean to cause you any harm." I begin to step away from them and head for my car, still weary of them they hop on to their bikes and ride off the Hellhound and Kunoichi hang back for a few seconds then ride off, we make it back to my car and drive off not talking about what happened.

We make it back to my folks and head inside after we wrap the present and place it under the tree, we head into the kitchen to help them get ready for the christmas dinner we're planning, a few hours later the rest of the family shows up, my brother with his wife and two kids they go off and play with their our Hinezumi sister/their Aunt.

The rest of my family shows up and as we're setting the table I notice an extra set of hands helping me set the table, when I look up I notice the Kunoichi biker has appeared out of know where, I stop in after putting the plates down, sweating bullets when my Hinezumi sister comes into and stops, she sees the Kuniochi and takes a fighting stance our mother see her and does the same thing both facing the women. "Who are you and what are you doing in my home."

"I'm am sorry mam, I'm one of your son-in-law wives." she points at me, my Hinezumi sister and brother go wide eyed and my jaw slacks.

"YOU'RE HIS WHAT?!" shouts my all my family, I'm with them on that one how and when did that happen, then something occurs to me, she said wives.

I look back at the door and spot the Hellhound carrying one of my little cousins on her shoulder, the child laughing calling her auntie. "Hey found this little one outside, it started snowing so we came inside." I start to back away from them only to end up aginst the table, the two of them start explaining to them about what happened to everyone and begin to applogize profusely.

"Ah, that explains alot then well let me welcome you all to the family." I look at my grandmother-in-law, she's an echidna so basicly I have a huge family. We all take our seats and they take theirs next to me everyone looking at me, this wasn't how I was planning to get married.

As we're sitting there eating our christmas dinner I get a pat on my back from my brother, I shoot him a look that says shut up, he walks off to get get some dessert, when I feel a tap on my shoulder from the hellhound. "You'll be getting a very special christmas gift at midnight." she whisper into my ear, I just lock up and can see the look on some of my aunts faces as they smile at me.

Thankfully our Grandmother sound proofed the rooms of the house so not to wake the neighbors, In the morning as we're all coming into the living room the kids all run, slither, and clop past us to get to the presents that santa left them. As the kids are going through the presents to find theirs one of them walks up to the hellhound and Kunoichi and hand them one each one. "They have your names on them." I raise an eyebrow who got them gifts they weren't really expected so where did they come from?

When they open the gifts they look at each other and rush off to the bathroom, I hear elated scream coming from the bathroom, everyone looks back at the bathroom only to see the doors fly off the handles the hellhound comes bounding followed by the Kunoichi and they both tackle me, holding me close looks of joy on their faces. "Ok what's going on why the sudden tackle?"

"I'm pregnant." they say in unison, I go wide eyed again, and my family are all cheering, this has been a strange christmas for me and now I got a gift I wasn't expecting.

Five years later.

Christmas time again at my grandmother's, we're hunkered down behind a snow fort I look over only to get pelted with a snow ball. "Yea, I got you daddy." Magan my Kunoichi daughter shouts, just as I was about to get up to congratulate her she's kneeling next to me and points up, when I do I see her half sister Amber holding a two foot snow ball.

"Don't you dare little lady." she smiles and drop the snow on me.

"I got you too." I dig myself out of the snow and shoot them the dad look, the look on their faces says it all. I grab them both before they can escape me and tuck them under my arm.

"You know the worst thing that can happen to you you with snow?" I ask them they shake their heads no, and an evl smile forms on my face. "Getting snow down you clothes." I grab a hand full of snow and stuff into their coats, getting a laugh out the both of them.

"No fare." THey yell as they wiggle out of my arm and run inside to get warm, I just smile and follow behind them.

I know I met their mothers in a compramising situation but in the end, it ended up with me having two wives and to wonderful little girls.