Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170711192559/@comment-28144855-20170711213736

I started to meditate, concentrating on summoning Lord Arael the Arbiter. Once he appeared I asked him to do his thing, non violently and fairly solve the dispute between Mamono and Humans. After the multi omniversal cosmic being made both parties wait untill he had his fill of the local delicacies and booze he finally started with the Dispute. He revived all that have fallen as they were before the conflict and then made a circular amfitheatre like structure with a podium in the middle. Each party occupied half of the structure, divided by an unpenerable invisible wall.

"Who here want a Mamono wife?" quite the number of men raised their hands, and Lord Arael made them walk to the Mamono side of the gathered people.

"Who want to be monsterized?" he asked as few women raised her hands aand he made them walk to the Mamono side too.

"The Arbitration is now concluded!" he announced.

"Mamono side, you get wat you wanted so you better leave here and never come back to this town, else I'll be busting your nuts." Arael told them.

"Human side, you also expressed your wishes and each got what they desired. You will also be left alone by these Mamono." He looked at each party as he adressed them.

"You Scram! And better avoid this place, or else I will administer punishment to the infractors." he said to the Mamono side who immediatelly complied not wishing to anger him.

"You!" he turned to the Human side, " Do whatever the fuck you want within estabilished confines of the city." he finished.

"If I'll have to come back here because of anyone present... well, let's just say they will not end up having a very nice day."

He was just about to leave when someone contacted him mentally, Cora, his Manticore wife, one of the many Arbiters wives.

"Did you bought those diapers already? We're in a crisis situation here! And don't forget my ice cream." she ordered more than asked.

"Yes deary." he answered and vanished, already focusing on the task ahead.

"Damn waifu powers..." he cried anime tears. He just couldn't say No to any of them, regardless of species. They had him wrapped around their little fingers, their puppy dog eyes winning where DE, magic or anything at all really, could not.

As he left I sighed in relief. "Fuuu that was close..." I muttered thinking how close to disaster this situation was.