Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28365753-20161208172432

Family: Temptress Type: Majin Habitat: Demon Realms, Human Settlements Disposition: Normally gentle and friendly, occasionally ferocious when food is involved Diet: Human food, spirit energy

They are roughly the same height as the average man and are well endowed. The Faire Cuire do not focus on their looks as most other monsters do. While they are rather well endowed they tend towards the plump side and are rather homely, for a monster. They obtain mates instead through their special abilities. This is a monster that takes the old adage “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” and takes it to the extreme. Cooking is life for them. In fact the easiest way to make them cry is to ask them to go out to eat.

They wear long white clothes and are topped with a tall white, tubular hat. What is under that hat is a great mystery only known to their husbands.

As mentioned previously these are primarily chef monsters and are the masters of most of the restaurants in the demon realms. The reason that they are able to obtain this ulcerative trade is the fact that they have a very sensitive taste which they are able to use over their entire body. This “body lounge” allows them to tell the most ripe and tasty ingredients just by handling them. It is said that anything served at a Faire Cuire restaurant is at the peak of its flavor.

These restaurants lack menus or the ability to take food home. A Cuire has the ability to sense the food that a person wants to eat and how hungry they are. Therefore every meal is specialty tailored to the individual diner. Because of this if anyone tries to waste the food made with love for them the Faire Cuire will become extremely angry and probably throw them out of the restaurant.

This body wide sense of taste is also used to find a husband. They search for a male that has “the perfect flavor” by touching them. This is why they shake the hands of everyone that enters their restaurant. Once a potential mate is found they will use their best skills to produce a meal that is so tasty it will leave them wanting more. This food while containing no drugs is so good to be quite addictive. After one bite of a “husband catching special” all other food will seem to be bland and without spice. They will keep coming back to the restaurant until their desire subtly switches from the good food to the monster that prepared it.

Faire Cuire’s bodies have a unique ability to acquire an interesting perfume. As they are cooking they absorb the smell of the food they are making like a sponge. This smell can last for several days meaning they almost always smell like a good meal. Their husbands report that it makes them “just want to eat them up.”

In order to ensure that their food is the best in the land they will go to extreme lengths to acquire ingredients traveling the entire land to find them. During this trip they tend to wear a bikini instead of their normal white chef’s attire to make the most of their body tongue. They also wear this bikini at home so they can taste their loved one to their heart’s content.

To help them obtain ingredients the Cuire have an innate affinity for making friends with other mamono that produce ingredients like holstaurs and alrune. In fact it is not unusual to go to a farm and see a Cuire chatting up the residents.

There are numerous subspecies of this mamono depending on their specialty such as chocolatiers and pastries. These mamono are not as intense in controlling their husbands diet as a normal Faire Cuire, but you can be sure at least a little of their food makes it onto their husbands plate at each meal. This can cause excessive weight gain in their husband which is of great concern to them.

While Faire Cuire are normally quite gentle that flies out the window the moment they step into a kitchen. They are perfectionists and demand a high level of quality from all of their employees and if they do not meet their expectations the Cuire can be quite explosive in their anger.



If a Cuire meets a human woman whose cooking meets their standards they will possibly forcefully recruit them as an employee. They do this by creating an excellent meal that is laced with their demonic energy. By the time the lady is done her meal she will have become a Faire Cuire herself and will be quite happy to work under her master teaching her the ways of food.  