Talk:Wurm/@comment-4407082-20150204000415/@comment-26083322-20150207113913

Me: -_- u serious about this?

Wurmy: *nods enthusiastically*

Me: NO! Hael naw not in this house! I married you, we constantly have sex, what else could you hope to possibly achieve?

Wurmy: But my friends said it was a good idea :3

Me: -_- your friends are an ogre, hellhound and a minotaur. THEY BEAT THEIR HUSBANDS DURING SEX!

Wurmy: lets try it then!

Me: wait...! No!

(Some weeks later)

BestBud: dude what happened to you? Did a truck ram in to you?

Me: No. My waifu beats me when we sex now. *limps away*

BestBud: O_o