Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26517142-20160618125909/@comment-27550231-20160620165455

I emerge from the shadows covered in all matter of fluids, each one a diffrent hue and thickness.

"You know when I walked into the portal I caught her undressing, she tried seducing but I turned her down. Guess she didn't take to kindly to me not wanting to sleep with an decrepid old woman who's flaps are worn thin after years of being a common street whore who sells herself to the lowest bidder. Even then she has to beg and plead with the men. And they only lay down with her because they either have been at sea for too long, feel pity for her, or are just to stupidly drunk to notice how repulsive she truly is. Don't even mention her mournful breasts. Her breasts are like coming home from school and finding out that a rabbid dog killed your cat sad. Her posterior is as flat as a prairie and filled with just as many craters as a battlefield after a cannon bombardment."

I stand there inches from her face arms crossed after going on my little rant about her appearance.