Talk:Dark Priest/@comment-220.255.1.62-20141221141150/@comment-26376061-20150823232632

I walk into the room,and-WAIT,is that my...HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET MY ARMOR?! I am visibly shaken by this,and the Dark Priest walks in,noticing me staring at all of the "memorabilia". "Oh...I...Shaden,I swear on the depravity of the Fallen God,you were never meant to see this,to be honest I am a little embarrassed right now...let me explain: You were such a good friend to me that I fell in love with you,that love swelled to the point of obsession after you saved me from those bandits last year...so I created a small shrine to the love of my life: You. It was small at first,but I started...collecting things,like your old armor,pictures of you,things like that,and eventually I moved it into this room,and then...you saw my obsession."

I see photos of us,skilled drawings of us in the middle of sexual intercourse,things that I had lost months ago,pieces of clothing I had worn,and...holy fucking shit...A video of me,from last night,filmed from outside my window. "Melissa...wow...this is...creepy,to say the least...but I could never-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP! LET ME GO!" I am "escorted" (tied up and dragged) to her bedroom,and Melissa (The Dark Priest) strips us both. "Oh,you are going to be mine...you are the one thing that I hold higher than the Fallen God,and I will be joined with you." she says,smiling seductively.

I am then tied to the bed,and raped,but during the act my Cupid wife enters Melissa's room. "Hey,where's my husb-oh my...oh my...so this is why you asked permission to share him..." I am then freed,but before I can get up I am pushed back down by my wife. "Oh NO,you're not going anywhere...we probably won't be able to walk for a week after,but me and Melissa share you,so,my dear husband,you will need to satisfy us both."

A week later,I am living with both of my wives in a newly constructed orphanage in the Zipangu region.