User blog:BTR180/BillyXWererabbit

You and Simon are in the Billy marriage, but he managed, with a wererabbit. You two are talking while waiting.

Simon: Who would have thought then Billy would marry?

You: I certainly do not.

Simon: I hope that it is quieter after marrying.

You: You and me my friend.

In that instant a futuristic version of your appears.

You in the future: Do not let Billy get married, it will be the end of humanity !!!

He disappears screaming in agony.

What do you do? - Ronchellster

Me: "Huh..." Takes a sip of drink "Guess I should do something." Takes another drink. I stand there drinking my puch and looking out for Billy's ex's. When suddenly I see them all of them all following the Crazy Shiohebi from the bar. I see her holding some kind of magical orb crackling with crimson energy. "Well I guess I better do my job" I slowly walk up to Billy's new wife and tell her about Billy's honeymoon surprise. She get's so excited that she drags him to their wedding carriage and leaves quickly. Just as they do Billy's ex's crash the party.

Shiro: "BILLY YOU RAT SON OF A B!TCH WHERE ARE YOU!"

Large mouse: "HEY! Watch what you say!"

Bicorn : "Billy my darling~ Where are you! Had I known you were getting married I would have come sooner~ I don't mind sharing your my darling~" Many more of Billy's past conquests (that I wont name because I'm too lazy to look up) start to bicker. Some don't want to share, others don't mind while Shiro, well she just want's to get rid of all the competition. I tell the security staff to start evacuating the guests while I jump on stage. I tap on the magic mike to get their attention.

Aabi: 9my living armor/in covert mode) "Do you think this is a good Idea?" Me: "Billy is involved, of course not." I clear my throat and make eye contact with Shiro. "I first met Billy in college a few years back when he saved  me from being raped by a bunch of Raiju by taking the fall for me." A small group of Raiju ears perk up. "Since then I have owed him a life debt. Not surprisingly I was able to repay my debt pretty quickly when I helped him get out of trouble when he got a bunch of glacies boyfriends stuck in an avalanche. But I stuck by him since then, even though that IDIOT KEEPS MAKING GIANT MESSES AND LEAVES ME TO CLEAN THEM UP! But I'm still his friend and here I am distracting you while the building was evacuated and the fuse magic bomb that Shiro brought to get rid of her competition goes off. PEACE!" I drop the mic as the orb glows violently and epands with red lightning. Aabi takes on her combat form and shields me from the blast. A day later we wake up as rescue crews dig us out fo the rubble. Aabi and I make a quick recovery and Billy invites us over to dinner at his new cottage in the meadow. There he apologises and tell's us that he might change his name to avoid any angry ex's from hunting him. He has many loud and annoying whererabbit children who never leave me alone when I'm invited over for picnics.