Talk:Giant Ant/@comment-26115871-20151117020736

You go down to your basement one day to find two giant ants seem to have dug one of their tunnels into your basement. One seems to be apologizing profusely over and over again as the other one tries to comfort her. "Look, how about you take a break for now? Clear your head, get some sunshine, something to drink, something to eat, someone to fuck, you know. Just be back in an hour."

Only once the distraught giant ant has vanished down the tunnel does the other one sigh and give you a polite bow. "Sorry about this. We uh, we'll fill it in with the dirt we get as we make the new tunnel. Or . . . well, it is quite a hike from here to the main hive . . . with your consent, we could treat this as a sort of storage room. You know, for food for when winter comes around. Of course you could take what you want from what we store in this room in return for letting us use it."

What Do You Do?