Talk:Alp/@comment-26120285-20160131184227/@comment-27950421-20160331225623

Gentleman? Ha! I may be a King but "Gentleman" is the last word anyone would use to describe me. Upon seeing the muggers I would be doing a bit more than beating them. More along the lines of promptly and forcibly remove them from the gene pool. As for the Alps, well I'm not sure if I would jump into the snu snu... I mean, they are mamono so snu snu is kind of inevitable but I would probably have them repay in other ways, more constructive ways. I always have snake and lizard enclosures that need cleaned after all.