Talk:Amazoness/@comment-31594143-20170421012619

One day (not a true story)

Me (when I was eight): "Mom, Im gonna get a golden arm"

Mom: HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUU! I AM YOUR MOTHER AND I TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR BODYYY! I made you, with my OVARIIIIIIII-"

Years later

Amazoness daughter: Daddy, I'm gonna get a tattoo!

Me: (still affected by the past): HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUU! I AM YOUR FATHER AND I TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR BODYYY! I made you, with my COOOOOOOO-"