Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25799170-20151215210801/@comment-27276839-20160110224013

Adam:Of course you do, Well, it all happened about a few months ago. I was out and about, minding my own damn business, when this green scaled lizard thing jumps out at me and asks to fight me. The idiot I am agreed, and after promptly kicking its ass, it declares its undying love for me. I finally manage to shake it off my tail to come face to face with a dog like thing that takes one look at me and claims I am now its master.-sighs- Skip forward a few weeks, I'm now living underground, scouring whatever work I can get to keep me alive and I run into Angela looking for a husband. After convincing her I was her type, I agreed to help her to find a partner in exchange she gets rid of the scaled thing and the dog thing.