Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20181213055258

Another day, another headache.

You had been driving home from a lengthy day of work, eager to return home and read the latest book your local seer had dreamed up, "Mouldy Curtains: an anthology of stains to come and how to be rid of them."

You were so eager to get home, in fact, that you greatly exceeded the speed limit out on the country roads, and were pulled over by a police officer, a(n) [Your pick of mamono].

"Do you know why I pulled you over, handsome?"  