Talk:Wyvern/@comment-71.238.90.97-20160410214453/@comment-66.25.189.105-20190323231743

I hit it- romance not needed. I love her but I'm not in love with her, I figure if I'm her friend I need to do this for her. The Jabberwok I tricked to leave out Wonderland wakes up in my closet ready to thrash me but I tell her I love her.

Angering my friend, "If I didn't love you I never would've done this with a Jabberwock in my Closet!" She thinks it over as the Jabberwock now has an issue but I tell her how hot it'll be and how all of Wonderland will be in awe of us.

Slowly pulling her to bed as my friend kisses me I ease the Jabberwock's head into it and we wake in the morning to a knock on the door. I get up opening it and the Wurm says,"I counted all the way to a million like you said and now I've found you marry me like you promis-"

She lies, last time she got stuck after one hundred...

That was the only reason she knocked, I smile nervously at my two hearts as my friend laughs. Oh, that's right I told her about it. Thankfully she explains things to the Jabberwock telling me it's her turn to save me.

But I don't even attempt to explain why I show up to Dragoon training with a Wurm who'd destroy the city looking for me. I silently protect the town as the worst Squire in the Dragoon Squad with my Wyvern friend.