Talk:Beelzebub/@comment-24376783-20151225151223/@comment-27833242-20160306155251

Me: 'Looks away from the girl, holding out a gift box, my other hand in my pocket' (NO MASTURBATION JOKES).

Beelzebub: '''Stares at the box, then opens it. Inside is a small necklace with a rosebud pendant, which she puts on with big wet tears. "'''W...why did you give a gift to a complete stranger?"

Me: "...Because no one deserves to be alone on Christmas. Not even the devil himself."