Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30700719-20170313134600/@comment-24026095-20170314203014

The march hare blinks inside her helmet. [Looks like he doesn't recognise me, so what do I do? Do I just pretend to be his friend and seduce him, then take off the armour? Or do I claim I'll beat him and drag him to the hare, and reveal myself later to be his arch-nemesis? Decisions, decisions ... and I'm still so horny and frustrated. Argh, fuck it, I'll just do whatever it takes to relieve myself. He can drag me around on a collar and leash for all I care.]

&lsquo;Oh yeah, uh, whatever, big boy.&rsquo; She shudders visibly as she says that, staining the crotch padding of her armour with her juices at the thought of that, um, big boy filling her up. &lsquo;I could be your best friend, or your worst enemy. I'm not entirely sure who this &ldquo;hare&rdquo; is, but I certainly hope she'll capture you for all the trouble you've caused the benevolent Demon Lord ... fuck, I-I mean that snooty queen in the demon realm. I don't like or respect her at all, but *blushes* anyone who is so stubborn should be taken down before they get an inflated head! Do you have any idea how many mamono would kill to be with – holy shit, I mean, how many people are tired of you looting and pillaging peaceful lands in this dumb submarine? And then you retreat back like a scared little worm into this ship and drive everyone insane trying to find you! I, the superheroine of the mam– the American army, will put an end to your banditry and drag you back in whips and chains– er, chains to have a taste of justice!&rsquo;

She starts walking forward towards TJK, her legs all rubbery and shaky with arousal. It looks both comical and psychopathic, a girl who seems to be in a Playboy bunny outfit who can't walk straight due to being gangbanged by a football team the previous night. She slips out a wrapping vegetable and starts rubbing it slowly like a cock, wondering how exactly to shove it down someone's throat without them realising it.