Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35363646-20180421055455/@comment-35373280-20180422095618

"J-James?... who was that? Is there someone staying with you?" Mom asks looking at me awkwardly, she looks back at Dad and he asks the same thing.

I freeze up, I haven't told anyone in my family yet about my new girlfriend, no one in my family has ever to my knowledge even dated a non-human so the reactions could range from okay to absolute chaos. One day this girl just kind of appeared in my life and stayed, we got used to eachother and now we just decided it was convenient for her to move in. I never really thought too hard about the possibility of my folks meeting her due to the fact I live an hour away from home and that I don't share personal information on social media, but here they are now.

"Hey Babe, is it the delivery guy again?! I ordered some more stuff online! Just one sec, I'm coming to sign it!"

I slightly close the door and look back in horror to find my girlfriend Amy in her gilded two-piece, her whip-like tail out in the open and her horns and wings exposed. Her being a monster is awkward enough to explain, but to explain to my parents that I'm dating a succubus?! Good thing she's out of their view...

"Hey uhh... Mom, Dad, Kevin... Just one second, aight?" I close the door and make my way to Amy.

"Oh, you signed it for me then? Alright, I'll just be-"

"A-Amy! It's my parents, they're here!"

"Oh! Well why are you making them wait outside? That's pretty rude of you isn't it?" She starts to make her way toward the door.

I hold onto her arm. "Wait a second Amy, they don't know about us, about you being a succubus! Please, go put on my overshirt and some sweats or something."

"James, Babe... your parents had to fuck to make you, right? I'm pretty sure seeing me in my casual wear isn't going to ruin them..."

"Amy please, my Mom is a devoted Catholic."

"A little otherworldly exposure would do her some good then."

"My brother is 13 years old!"

"Kids that age are neck deep in hormones, he probably couldn't take his eyes off me if I was in a hazmat suit. He'll make every excuse to run to the bathroom anyways, might as well start him on the path of self discovery while he's here."

"Oh my god, Amy please!"

"That's not the first time I heard that." She cracks a smile as she gives me a wink.

"For fucks- Amy!"

"Alright, Alright... I'll put on some more clothes, jeez James you're sure worked up about this."

As Amy goes off into our bedroom I turn back towards the front door, I can hear the family talk to themselves outside. I take a series of deep breaths, I go up to the door and pull it back open. "I'm sorry about that guys, my roommate and I were talking some things over real quick and-"

"James, we heard her call you "Babe". Did you get a girlfriend and not even tell us? That is something I think we deserve to know."

"Mom... I just-... We just-"

"My boy! I knew you had it in ya!" Dad goes up to me and pats me on the back with a big grin on his face. "You were such a timid 'lil bastard growing up, I swear you were scared of women up until highschool."

"Honey, I'm so happy you finally found someone. You're 23 years old and never had a girlfriend before. I can't wait to meet her."

"Uhm... yeah, we only started dating pretty recently but it's working out well..."

"Hey James, do you have some twinkies or something? Mom and Dad are doing this whole dieting thing and it's been a while since I've had one."

"Kevin... sure, I might have some icecream in the freezer or something. But in all honesty it's probably setting in the way back under a pile of frozen peas with the lid off and only a 1/4 of it left in the container."

After a while I show them inside, luckily Amy is a bit of a clean freak so Mom doesn't have to get on me about taking care of myself. Dad's still going on about how proud he is that I managed to find a girl and Kevin is just sitting in the chair playing on his tablet. We lounge around the livingroom chit-chatting about family drama and what our neighbores have been up to and so on. Suddenly it all gets quiet as Amy walks out from the bedroom. She decited that a deep U-neck sweater and a pair of tight shorts would be enough apparently. She sure didn't care about putting on a coat to hide her wings or a hat to cover her horns or even loose enough pants to cram a tail into. There was no real way to hide her deep red skin or her goat-like eyes but the very least she could have worn something more modest.

Before they can get a word out I speak up. "So uh, Mom, Dad, this is Amy... her and I have been going out now for about two months."

"I'm so happy to finally meet all of you. I'm glad you could find the time today to visit us." She gives a slight curtsy as her tail slowly sways side to side.

The whole room stays quiet for a bit. Mom looks at her for a while then slowly moves eye contact with me. Dad kinda look back and forth between us and Kevin just stares at her cleavage. Amy decides to break the silence. "How about I grab us some chips and salsa, no point in just sitting around without something to eat, right?" She goes towards the kitchen as she walks between my brother and parents, she looks back at me with a smirk on her face.

The tension in the air was so thick you could choke on it. I started to sweat a little as my parents just looked at eachother. I decide to speak up. "So yeah... What do you guys think?"

"After a while Dad speaks. "You know, she seems very nice... a pretty cute girl and all that. Right honey?"

"Right honey?! How th-" Mom speaks a bit quieter. "What is that person?! James, how?! Why?!"

"You know Mom... when people meet and they like eachother they tend to want to see eachother more. If you want to know what she is then feel free to ask her."

"James, this is a bit too- Wait... where's Kevin? Kevin!"

Amy speaks up from the kitchen. "I think I saw him walk over to the bathroom."

"Oh god..." I groan to myself.

"Listen honey, let's just give her a chance, she hasn't given us a single reason not to like her. James has a good head on his shoulders, if he likes her then why shouldn't we?"

Amy walks out of the kitchen with a large tray with corn chips and salsa. "Okay everyone, dig in."

Mom speaks up. "So Amy... tell us a little about yourself. Where did you come from.

"Oh I just came from down under"

Mom looks mortified for a second before Dad speaks. "She's from Australia! Our neighbor comes from Australia too, he told me it's rather hot this time of year."

"Year 'round actually, it's pretty dangerous over there too, you almost can't get any sleep down there with all the screaming that goes on."

"I heard that there are a lot of dangerous animals living in Australia, you came from a rowdy neighborhood I'm guessing."

"You can say that, yes."

"Oh god..."

Mom speaks up again. "So what do you do for a living Amy?"

"Retail."

"Well that's rather vague, don't you think?"

"Well if you want details... I work at the local adult sex store, I work full time there and that's where I met James."

"You met my son while he was just window shopping?"

"No, he's a regular customer."

"Amy, please..."

Kevin walks back from the bathroom and sits back down from across Amy.

"I hope you didn't forget to wash your hands Kevin." Said Amy as she leaned forward, grabbing a chip and scooping some salsa into it.

Kevin speaks back up. "You know, I'll get back to you on that." he walks back towards the bathroom.

"Amy why...?"

"Are you alright Babe? You have been groaning a lot recently, is it you're heart burn again? Want me to grab something for you?"

"Son? You've been dealing with heart burn?"

"Sadly yes, he's been trying spicy foods recently and he has been wanting to eat out all the time." Amy sneaks her tail around and runs it slowly down my back.

"Oh my god."

(Continued)-

After a while we finally finish our chips and salsa. Surprisingly the folks are less uncomfortable around Amy despite her constantly riding the line. She had a weird way of getting away with her words that I'll admit is impressive, but I rather her take her own risks instead of toying with mine. Mom was still a little uneasy but Dad is taking a liking to her. Kevin is... fond... Anyway the both of us gather the dishes and head to the kitchen, it might have been stressful but at least it's going as well as it was.

"Amy, we were getting really close to starting some drama there."

"Really? I didn't think so... If anything it's going perfectly."

"You dropped a lot of implications..."

"It's fine James, if they had a glaring problem with me then they would have already said it. Honestly I don't think you have a reason to worry, they're not going to crucify you when they eventually find out you're screwing a succubus, maybe a forced baptism and a couple Hail Marys at most."

"That's not funny-"

"You're a what lady?" Kevin says as he appears behind us. Holding his tablet in front of him.

"I'm a succubus Kevin."

"Woah! Aren't those like... demons or something."

"Oh god... Kevin, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet, we really don't need any drama."

"Well I don't know if I can keep a secret like that James, do you have any incentive?

"W-Well... we have that ice cream in the freezer-"

"I don't want that pecan pumpkin pie ice cream shit James, I already checked it out."

"I don't have anything else Kevin."

"Then I guess we're going to have another thing for Mom and Dad to talk about."

"Kevin, please..."

"Jeez James... I can't believe you're letting your kid brother walk all over you like this."

"I'm not a kid, lady."

Amy uses her prehensile tail to quickly grab his tablet, she fingers across the screen and makes her way into his album section.

"W-Wait lady! Y-You don't have too-"

"Oh my goodness, Kevin! Why in the world are there pictures of me in here? There are just so many!" She says in a mocking tone as she looks back down at him.

"Lady- erm Amy! Please don't-"

"We have pictures of my butt, of my boobs, of my-"

"Alright alright! Please stop-"

"Oh my Kevin, I don't know if I can keep a secret like this... I'm so offended, I just might have to tell your parents."

"Please, don't!"

"Well... We have a mutual understanding now, don't we? I guess we have you're incentive."

"You really are a demon, lady."

"I take that as a compliment kiddo." Amy hands him back his tablet and uses her tail to push him out of the kitchen. "Like I said James, it's fine."

"We really should have deleted all those pictures..."

"He's just a teenager going through puberty, I'm sure you've snagged some pictures of women behind their backs when you were younger."

"Let's just stop talking about it."

"Just relax James... trust me, everything is going alright, okay babe?"

We both make it back into the living room after cleaning and putting away the dishes. I sit down from across my parents and Amy sits down next too me, her tail goes behind my back and rests on my lap. One of her small, leathery wings rest on my shoulder. Mom glares at Amy and Amy gives her a warm smile back.

Mom clears her throat. "Amy... so how long have you been living here with my son James?

"For about three weeks now. We decited that since I usually spend so much time at his place that I might as well live here."

"A good thing too" Dad butts in. "People today can't afford to live by themselves anymore unless if you work over sixty hours a week with a good pay rate, and even then you're just making it by the skin of your teeth."

"Yes dear, living by yourself is difficult..."

"Damn strait... so Amy, how's my boy treating you so far? Your relationship must be getting a little serious if you're living with eachother."

"Oh god..."

"James has been a total sweet-heart to me, I couldn't ask for a more kind and intimate man." Amy starts using her tail to rub my shoulder. I couldn't help but to feel like a rock was sitting in my stomach as Mom started to give us an intense look.

"What do you mean by intimate Amy...?"

"Obviously it means their having sex Rachel, they're young adults living under the same roof. It's probably the reason why he made us wait outside earlier."

"Howard!"

"Dad!"

"Look Rachel, let's just get to the point. I've been sitting here listening to us beat around the bush for over an hour. It's patronizing and it does nothing for noone. It's rude of us to keep them like this." Dad was always a blunt and strait-forward man, but he always spoke what needs to be said when it counts. My parents look at eachother for a good amount of time, even Amy felt the tension.

"W-Well then... Look Amy, you can probably tell that we were surprised to find out that our son had been in a relationship without even a mention of it to us. At first we were confused why until we actually saw you. It was shocking at first but I never judge people for being different, you have been very nice to us and I appreciate the hospitality."

"That's completely understandable Rachel and thank you for your appreciation, now if only there was some way we could have let you know about James and I sooner..." All of a sudden the entire room had my attention, Mom's, Dad's, and even Amy's hellish stare pressed down on me as I just sat there."

"But that's all water under the bridge now. Afterall I can understand why he did it."

"I-I knew how different it would have been for the family if I just threw our relationship into the mix right when it happened. I didn't want to just post a picture of us or just call you about it. I actually wanted to intoduce you guys to her but I couldn't find a good time to do it with us moving in together."

"After all, we couldn't let dear Mom and Dad know too soon that their pure hearted son got himself wrapped up with a succubus."

My heart sank. I looked back over at my family. My dad's perplexed look and my mom's shock as Amy pronounced herself. I could see the worry build up in Mom's face as she sits up a bit, looking at the both of us sitting closely next to eachother. She begins to speak.

"Now don't call yourself that Amy, you're a really sweet person."

"Well thank you Rachel, you're very sweet yourself.

After a few more minutes the family started to say their goodbyes. Amy herself gave each one of my parents a hug as they exited the front door. When it got to Kevin's turn she gave him a peck on the cheek, he immediately got red in the face and promptly hurried to meet up with his parents.

"Well that certainly could have been worse..."

"I still think I could have pulled it off in my casual wear, with how gullible your parents are I could have been nude and played it off as a cultural thing."

"Oh god, Amy."