Talk:Wurm/@comment-92.32.101.142-20150914191503/@comment-28935784-20150914200706

I strip off my clothes, put on a cock ring, stick a ball gag in my mouth, and tie my own hands behind my back. Then I run towards the Valley of the Dark Elves, screaming, &lsquo;Mithreth! Pleathe help! A cwazy Wuum ith apther bi! Takhe bi anth enthlabhe bi iph yuu laikh, buth pleak dai hur aweh! I'll makhagh your feekh eekh naik!&rsquo;

I just hope the Wurm gets confused by all the whips and torture devices they have, or even better, gets scared and crawls away at top speed giving a few parting screams of her own.