User blog:Witchlaurie/Aswer to dragon WWYD

While still grumpy from the fact that these Very intelligent folks were so generously forced down my throat, I take the decision, has a pure (Fake) hero to let them fight the beasts to prove their valour.

While I sit on the side line rummaging through my pack to find provisions, (To prepare a meal, obviously, haha) the horrible realisation dawn on me: I forgot my snacks in our last camp, and these cretins, er, I mean, brave knights, are being taken out pitifully easily.

After mere seconds all of them are defeated and I, has a triumphant (Fake) hero, I walk on their (Still living) carcasses and I start my monologue:

Me: You have done well to defeat my slaves! Join me and I shall hand you over half of my snacks!

The two girls are just glaring at me.

Me: (Nervously) But we need to get them back from my last camp... Gulp

Dragon: You think we're that stupid? Of course we will join you for half the snacks! Where do we sign in?!

Lich: What about them? Point the knights Won't they snatch our snacks? Maybe they know of your secret snacks hiding spot and will steal them!

Me: ... Wait, you really fell for that? I was hoping to get forcefully shoved down, raped and turn into a mix bred between a lich and a dragon here!

Dragon and Lich: But the snacks?!

Me: How about I go get them and you prepare the bedding then?

Both of them are looking at me puzzled.

Me: You don't have beds? (Angry) How are we supposed to fuck in these conditions?! I refuse to do any that involve me getting dirt in my hairs!

Lich and Dragon: Waaah, heros really are scary!

Both got scared and ran away crying.

(Fake) Hero won.

Quest accomplished.

(Fake) Hero gained the title (True) Hero.

(Fake) Hero is sexually frustrated and hungry.