Talk:Hellhound/@comment-116.203.204.188-20160717165651/@comment-29038468-20160725221446

I wake up to an Alice poking me with a stick. "Oh so you are alive, that's good I was so worried about you." She tells me. "Huh? Where am I? How'd I get here? Why do I have such a nagging headache?" I ask as my pounding head is killing me. "You're in Wonderland friend! I'm so glad to meet another kid just like me, we'll be the best of friends I just know it!" She exclaims. I shake my head. "No, something is wrong here, I should be at home with mom, dad and our Holstarus..." I explain to her. "Hey are you alright? You're crying." She tells me. I check, she's right, I am crying but why? My headache increases as several images of a ranch and several Mamonos who look happy with some guy that looks like an older version of myself. "I think I remember now, or at least some bits. In any event this isn't good, I've got no way to get in touch with my friends and I've got no idea how to get out of here." I say out loud. "Well I can take you, what are friends for right?" She asks. "That would be great, if you can get me out of here you've got a spot in my home." I tell her. "Ok, on one condition though, you have to hold my hand the entire way to your home." She demands. I don't have much choice and just go along with it. It was a long and very weird trip but we made back to my home, my ranch. "And that's the story of how I got an Alice to live on this ranch." I finish. "I call major BS on your story." My Hellhound companion states bluntly. "You never went on a date with me and you certainly never solved any case. You just up and left and came back with that Alice, you're such a horrible liar." She tells me. "So I might've made a few things up, but the point still stands that now there is an Alice living here." I reply. She shakes her head and kisses my cheek. "But you're still alive and that's all that matters to me and the others." She says.