User blog comment:ArmInAss/Famous Last Words..../@comment-193.32.79.27-20140908221156

I've just moved in the mansion I bought for a surprisingly (and suspiciously) low price. When looking through the attic, I find a treasure chest. "If I'm lucky, there's something interesting inside!"

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I and a friend are being pursued by a couple of Wurms. While hiding, I tell my friend "Lie still on the ground, I've heard they can only see movement!"