Talk:Inari/@comment-26380985-20180101200339/@comment-26545936-20180101201637

"What is this impossbility?" I mutter to myself, also... furit punch must have been spiked, I don't do the alcohols.

As my migrane increases to unbelievable levels I decide to try and call my boss and attempt to explain to him in a reasonable fashion that I may have... somehow slept with his wife?

"Hey maaan~" Is the first thing I say upon him picking up the phone, which sounds like he also has a brick both strapped to and hitting his head.

"Gavyn, didn't think you'd be up so early."

"Nah, it's cool... hey... uhhh. Your wife is kinda in my room in a hotel I don't remember going too. She's kinda... naked... and stuff."

"My wife?" At first he sounds incredlous, bordering on hangover induced anger. But than he pauses and lets out a very long "Ooooooooo~"

"What?"

"That's my wife's twin sister. She came along to the party a little later... must have took a liking to you in your drunken out state. By the way... you're a sleepy dr-"

I hang up the phone, my questions answered and look back at the red-tailed inari who's slowly waking up to than stare up at me.

"Hi sweetie~" She sorta opens up her arms to allow me to get back into bed.

I blink...

Fuck it.

"We'd better do whatever we did again with out the acohol, not remembering isn't fun." I hope back into the bed and lie next to her. Arms stretched to hug her waist as I do so.

She chuckles and kisses my hair and before long well... you know how these things end.