Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-26948680-20160214203004/@comment-78.20.131.40-20160214205245

As I feel sorry for them, and am a bit lonely myself, I carefullly emerge from behind the teacup and approach them. Upon noticing me, they instantly perk up, though remain calm and composed. Even though I can see the Hare is barely restraining herself. I ask them if I can join their tea party, as I'm thirsty and could use someone to chat with. Immediatly, the three of them jump up and prepare a seat and cakes for me and pour me some tea.

As I sit down, I nervously look around to see them all staring at me, before making some small talk. Eventually I just get to the point and tell them that I am alone for this valentine as well and, while I'm not sure if I want to marry them, I'm willing to spend the day with them (and everything that entails) in exchange for them keeping me company as well.

Overcome by happiness, the Hare glomps me and shoves my head between her bosom, the Dormouse hugs my leg (and falls asleep doing it), and the Hatter grabs my hand, kisses it, and gropes herself with it. Before I know it, we all have sex before continueing our tea party.

Next year, and the years after that, I happily keep celebrating Valentine's day with my three lovely wives.