Talk:Kikimora/@comment-27950421-20170322182934/@comment-26376061-20170405040550

"...I can explain." The lead Kikimora looks at me, her disbelief visible through the business-like smile on her face. "Master...what was it this time...?" "I kinda played catch with an archipelago..." Her face froze. "You....MASTER, HOW THE F-" "I may have pissed off a Dragon...or twelve...islands are fucking HEAVY..." "DRAGONS?! What did you do to them?" "Um...accidentally melted a treasure horde...Morgan, can you draw me a bath? Elise...I'm exhausted...could you possibly deliver dinner up to my room?" "A bath won't be able to clean THAT up...Pressurized Water Shower?" The other maids all nod, moving towards me with intent to clean. "Charlotte! Master's in trouble!!!! HELP!!!" A wave of Shoggoth slime crashes into the room, reforming into about ten Shoggoths, all connected to their Head Maid (Queen). "Master, I'll save y-...Pressurized Shower? Good." The rival meido factions, Shoggoth and Kiki, call a truce as they herd the struggling Master towards his doom.