User blog:NightmareAura/Ushi-Oni WWYD by Repter

You come home from shopping when you find that a Ushi-Oni is crying in your living room, as much as you want to run and avoid the pelvis smashing the may ensue, the man in you can't help but want to help the women.

''"I was planning to surprise him and everything I even cleaned his house and made dinner, now I'm blind I can't see, he'll never fall for me like this." She continues crying that's when you notice that the seal she uses to keep her lust in check has fallen over her eyes.''

WWYD?

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This is definitely not the first thing I expected getting back home. A normal person would probably freak out seeing a large, fuzzy, spider-woman in their house, but I guess I’m not a normal person. In fact, seeing her crying like this just makes me feel sorry for her.

Wait; did she say something about cleaning and cooking? I take a quick look around and notice things do look noticeably tidier. I can also smell something good from the kitchen. This Ushi-Oni can’t be all that bad, can she?

“Excuse me,” I say gently trying not to startle her too badly but still get her attention over her sobbing. She does jump slightly and looks around trying to find my voice.

I gently put a hand on the fuzzy part of her arm, though this may not have been the best idea in hindsight when my touch causes her to jump slightly again. Fortunately, she didn’t try to take a swing at me and I was able to lift part of the seal up to uncover one of her eyes. I also notice that the seal was a little loose so that would explain how it fell. When she sees me, she starts to calm down and her face starts turning red.

“Oh, it’s you…”she says very shyly taking a few steps back from me. She messes with the seal before a look of realization and embarrassment filed her already red face.

“We should probably get that tied tighter so it doesn’t fall down again,” I say trying to give the best, gentle smile I can muster. She doesn’t say anything but just nodes, not really looking me in the eyes.

“So, you cleaned and cooked me dinner?” This seemed to grab her attention as she finally looks back towards me.

“it…it was supposed to be a surprise…” She starts sniffling seemingly about to cry again. This Ushi-Oni is killing me with her cuteness.

“How about you join me for supper as thanks for what you did,” I offered gently lifting her sizable hand to guide her to the kitchen.

“But you already payed me back,” the Ushi-Oni explains, adjusting her seal to make sure it doesn’t fall down again.

“Consider that thanks for the meal you cooked. Now I need to thank you for cleaning the house.” She just smiles warmly as I lead her to the kitchen to try the meal she cooked for me.

Just between you and me, her cooking was really good!

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