User blog:Chaos Immortal Darksun/Response to Jinko WWYD posted by Realitywarper on 11/27/2016

Note this is my first WWYD response so please be nice in the comment if you decide to leave one.

As I am being pulled away I start snickering.

Anita in a hostile tone: ”what’s so funny you have something to say. “

Me: “No but I think she does.”

Anita: “what are you talking about” Turns around just in time to be grabbed by the collar by a very anger looking Jinko with white fur and hair and golden eyes.

Jinko: “so you’re the reason me and my friends cannot find any men to have sex with.”

Anita starts trying but failing to explain her actions to the jinko the jinko growing angrier the entire time. I am leaning on a tree watching the entire time.

After some time I get the jinkos attention and say ”I know how to open a portal to wonderland why don’t we just throw her in there and be done with it.

Anita goes wide eyed. Jinko gets evil grin and says “that is a excellent idea.”

After we send Anita to wonderland the jinko looks at me.

Jinko: “You should have a mamono wife why are you here?”

Me:” She’s the one who encouraged me to find second wife something about how more people means more fun.”

After hearing me say this the jinko realizing why I am still here sees her chance and says “ I am currently in need of a husband to mate with if you would not mind?”

Me: “Not at all in fact I was kind of worrier you were already taken my name is Zeno by the way.” I barely finish my sentence before the jinko pulls me into a kiss.

After we break the kiss the ji9nko says “My name is Lily. So shall we head home husband so you can introduce me to your first wife.”

Zeno: “sure.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">As we are leaving Lily asks “Can we keep the matter with that woman secret I said some pretty embarrassing things since I was mad?”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Zeno: ”Sure.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">That night and every night after me, Lily and my Lilim wife Eva have lots of fun.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Around a year later Eva comes home after going to visit her sister the Queen of Hearts she looks at me and Lily and says “ I just saw the strangest thing.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Zeno: “What?”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Eva: You know Anita the SJW Leader that went missing a year ago.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Zeno & Lily nod

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Eva:”I just saw a march hare that looks just like her chase a man trying to have sex with him.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Me & Lily look at each other. Me bust up laughing Lily Trying her best not to laugh but still smirking.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Eva “What’s so funny.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">Me: “Karma”. Lily tells about what happened with Anita.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal">(As I said this is my First WWYD response so sorry if it is bad.)