User blog comment:ThemoonprinceN/Who would be your mommy?/@comment-25985177-20150404095348

I just sit there staring at her. Then I pull out a gas mask and put it on before asking, "Are you my mummy?".

But seriously, I'd take a weresheep. She's fluffy, and is not likely to yell at me for following her around all day.

Cookie to those that get the reference.