User blog:Serraxas/What Do?- Kesaran Pasaran Edition.

You are on your way home from your latest adventure when you notice 5-6 white balls of fluff.As you get closer one heads towards you.When it get within 6 feet of you you recognize it as a Kesaran Pasaran.

What will you do?- Mad Larry

I open my mouth to shout for help and end up inhaling a shitload of pollen.

''When the breakdancing yetis and beatboxing ryus disappear, a hellhound appears out of nowhere and roars in my face before dissolving into a cloud of red-hot ashes, which burn right through my clothes while leaving me untouched. Somehow.''

''The sky suddenly starts strobing between various shades of black, red and yellow, and I lie down on the grass to watch the lightshow for a bit, vaguely aware of a pulsing sensation beginning to spread throughout my body- mainly through my pelvic region. I catch a vague sound in the background- one minute it's the sound of pleasant laughter, the next, it's... moaning? ''

By the time I remember who I am and what happened, I'm naked, my balls ache like hell and there are WAY more fluffballs than there were before floating around, along with a happy-looking Kesaran snuggling up next to me.

Best drug trip ever.