Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20181224071144

Have you ever read The Witches, by Roald Dahl?

If not, please do, I'm sure your eyepatches will come in handy.

Anyway. ..

Take the meeting of the witches from the middle of the book, and turn it into a mamono convention, bonus points for good scene translation, especially Frizzled like a fritter.

First, to set the stage:

''Now that the manager had gone, I was not particularly alarmed. What better than to be imprisoned in a room of these splendid ladies? If I ever got to talking to them, I might even suggest that they do a bit of cruelty-to-children preventing at my school. We could certainly use them there.''

(Maybe a highschool senior, or perhaps a school owner or teacher?)

''In they came, talking their heads off. They began milling around and choosing their seats, and there was a whole lot of stuff like, "Come and sit next to me, Millie dear," and "Oh, hel-lo Beatrice! I haven't seen you since the last meeting! What an adorable dress you have on!"''

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I'll cut it off there, and if you can't reach a copy, here's a bit of that original scene with the poem.

''"Who said that?" She snapped. "Who DARES to argue with me? It vos YOU, vos it not?" She pointed a gloved finger as sharp as a needle at the witch who had spoken.''

''"I didn't mean it, your grandness!" The witch cried out. "I didn't mean to argue! I was just talking to myself!"''

"You DARED to argue vith me!" Screamed the Grand High Witch.

''"I was just talking to myself!" Cried the wretched witch. "I swear it, Your Grandness!" She began to shake with fear.''

The Grand High Witch took a quick step forward, and when she spoke again, it was in a voice that made my blood run cold.

"A stupid vitch who answers back/Must burn until her bones are black!"

She screamed.

''"No, no!" Begged the witch in the front row. The Grand High Witch went on,''

"A foolish vitch vithout a brain/Must sizzle in the fiery flame!"

(. . .)

"An idiotic vitch like you/Must rrroast upon the barbecue!"

(. . .)

"A vitch who dares to say I'm wrrrong/Vill not be vith us very long!"

The excised bits contain more pegging and pleading for forgiveness.

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I look forward to how you all spin this for the sexy. 