User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180110233802/@comment-30700719-20180115010426

AND HERE COMES JANADIAN IN FULL PURSUIT!

First off, I get that fu-I mean, that undesirable collar off. Call me choosy, but I quite like my oesophagus. Secondly, I pick up the closest weapon around, and that happens to be a link of chain, large enough to be used as a knuckle duster. I whip around and face the battle between the plethora of mamono and the Tyranno, single-handedly opening a can of whoopass on the entire camp. I duck down behind the ledge and peek out on the fight. "Holy..." A twig snaps behind me, and I turn around and belt the offender to the deck. I glance down at the unconscious Hellhound, then back at my own fist. Mental note: add Punched a Hellhound unconscious in one hit to personal list of achievements. I climbed back over the ledge and discarded the makeshift brass knuckle. The Dark Elf, the very first one to speak, slides to my feet, heavily bruised. She weakly raised a hand towards me, and I narrowed my eyes in unexpected revenge. I bent down and whispered, "yeah nah go f*** yaself mate". She screamed in terror as the Tyranno grabbed her legs and sent her flying through the air like a ballerina on LSD. "Be gone, THOT!" She turns to me, but gets interrupted by one final howl. A lone Hellhound comes dashing up to us, all speed 'n' power 'n' all that jazz. The Tyranno turns around and pounds her fist into her palm. The Hellhound quickly reverses direction, yelping in fear. I watch the Hellhound running in fear, then meet the Tyranno's gaze. "So...you called me something like a king?" She nodded. I took her hand and knelt down on one knee, kissing the back of her hand. "It wouldn't be fitting for me to reject my Queen..." She smiles down at me for a moment before we both break into laughter. She swoops down and picks me up in her arms, my feet cleared of the ground. "Ooh, I'm so happy!~" I just let out a strangled breath and kissed her on the cheek.