User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180127200213/@comment-30700719-20180201043928

(No energy to write...gotta come up with something...ugh...wait...oh, hell, that'll do)

I rip off my belt with one hand, and my pants hit the ground. I firmly grasp the pickle tail with the other. She smirks and waves her bottom around a bit. I grab my penis with my free hand and think to myself, "This is a stupid idea." I pull back my hips and get ready. "Luckily, I excel in this field."

SUPER DUPER BUTTSECKS HAPPENS

The Jho's eyes widen in shock, then in anger, then with lust, in that order, in under a second. I'd add more here, but that would be WAY too graphic for a WWYD reply. I'd have to put it onto a different page, which means I'd have to copy everything here, make the page/blog post/forum thread, paste everything, publish, copy the link, drag it back here...let's just stick with "I buttsecksed a Jho."