User blog:Safnar/Monster School (part 4)

Breathe, calm down. You can’t go through a monster filed city with arousal like this it’ll be the sex of you. (Ha ha another pun…. I’m a bad person). The store room was pretty safe from the other monsters. No one really came back here unless they had someone with them, mostly because it was hard to man hunt in a room that was normally empty. When I finally had cooled enough I went back inside, strait to the bathroom with my locker in it and retrieved my bag putting my hat away. Boom id officially clocked out. Mrs. Boss has the hats enchanted to send her system a report as to when they were being worn. In other words as long as I wore my hat I was clocked in. It was also why she flipped out when I didn’t have my hat because that meant she had to do the paperwork manually and she absolutely hated paperwork.

I left the bathroom and the store in a hurry avoiding the questioning glances from the other holsterus staff. If the time was right I had another class to get to, and the teacher did not take to being late all that kindly. (And on time is late in her eyes). Leaving the store I jogged the long way around the campus grounds to a bus stop.

The city bus wasn’t the most reliable but still even if it was late it could still get me there 10-15 minutes before I was supposed to be there. There were many ways to get around the city now a days. Some girls had transportation spells (Cation the side effects of letting a monster girl teleport you are as follows, nausea, headaches, incubation, an erection lasting more than four hours, and appearing in the monsters bed room.). Harpies were willing to fly most anyone anywhere (though if you got to chatty with them they might come back for you latter. The subways were still operational but many of the tracks have given way to sandworm tunnels, they were faster and could dig knew tunnels in the blink of an eye, convenient if you didn’t mind stepping out of the friendly worms mouth nude as the day you were born. I had a car but that was mostly if I wanted to get out of the city. Car travel in the city was slower then walking.

The bus pulled into the stop only a few moments after I got there. The bus driver was a rather pleasant Giant slug and although she was kind and had a boyfriend her buss seats were constantly slimy. It was a job to find a seat with a dry spot. Normally the search is in vain and I would just stand the whole trip. The buss was dangerous in its own, even if it was the safest way for a single man to travel. If you took a window seat you were going to have a friendly monster slide in next to you. (The people on the buss have learned to ignore the wet slurping sounds from the back of the bus.) If you sat in a slimy seat then you took the risk of that slime not being from the bus driver’s diligence to “clean” and that it was instead a slime in disguise. (This kind of thing happens more than you would imagen.)

If you were smart you went from point A to point B standing up in the isle holding onto one of the safety bars for dear life. That’s what I did and so far I have a two year monster free buss record. Today it would seem that despite my terrible luck today my record would hold out. The devil bugs in that back were interested in the man that reeked of dumpsters and alcohol, the oni who had been eyeing me was now delighted some large buff man had chosen to sit beside her, and the giant slug gave me a happy and slow wave as I stepped off the bus at my stop 5 minutes before I had to be there.

The large building before me was a gym, or more specifically a parkour gym. Parkour is an urban sport that involves navigating a rough obstacle coerce as quickly and efficiently as possible. It’s kind of like learning to run like a ninja or Captain America. It was ironic that it was Kunoitchi that taught the coerce. I stepped into the monsters “dojo” and looked around. I was the only student here. The Kunoitchi sat meditating in one of the chairs by the entrance.

She was a little older than me, I think, and wore a hoodie similar to Melody’s only a deep purple. She had the standard partial face covering that one would expect from a Kunoitch and her long black hair was tied in a ponytail that went down to her waist. She wore soft looking skinny jeans and her feet were covers in a cloth wrap. All the times I’ve seen her I’ve never seen her ware shoes. Her body type was, like most monsters, very well endowed, anyone who had that alluring form pressed against them would struggle in vain with their own lust. Her name was Emily.

I didn’t bother trying to awaken her from her meditation. She would just ignore me till the lesson was to begin. So instead I changed into my running gear (Yes right in front of her there were no bathrooms in here and it was better than outside.) and started stretching. One of the many challenges of the kunoitchi as a teacher is she often neglected to account for the difference in human and monster abilities. If I didn’t take the time to stretch my mussels out now there would be no time at all later. When Id turned to face her after stretching I was startled to find her standing very close.

“Austin.” She said in a very neutral emotionless voice.

“Yes?” I asked taking half a step back. She allowed me to retreat.

“You have earned my interest.” She stated simply. What the hell does that mean? I thought to myself.

“Normally my human students quit after a few weeks. They lack the determination to better themselves and stick to my regimen.” She said. Her voice never wavering from the simple emotionless tones. Maybe because you seem a little crazy. I thought.

“P-perhaps they simply could not handle the… strain your regimen put on them. You do have a work ethic more in favor of monsters then humans.” I said.

“The difficulty is irrelevant if they so wished they could have inccubised themselves to better cope yet instead they chose to quit.” The ninja said.

“Well I’m happy I’ve won your approval.” I said.

“I stated that you have earned my interest my approval has yet to be won.” She said simply. “From this point on your training will be intensified. Up until now you merely ran the coerce in a set amount of time. You will no longer have a time limit, instead your goal will be simple. Beat me to the front door. If I catch you before you get to the front door the exercise will start over. We will continue this until you escape or have exceeded the time constraints of my class. Do you understand?” She asked.

“Uh… I think so?” I offered, to be honest I was scared was this her idea of flirting or something or was she serous about only wanting to teach me? I couldn’t be sure.

“Then take your place at the back of the dojo we shall begin with ought further delay.” She said.

“WWWWWelcome back to greatest monster catches! We have a real funny one sent in by a Mrs. Jessica slime! Let’s watch!” The screen flicks over to an amateur video. The camera is on what appears to be a random puddle in the middle of a hall way. A boy came around the corner stopping just short of the puddle. “Hello Jessica.” He said to the puddle. The puddle didn’t respond. He went to a nearby wall and opened a purple wet floor sign. He returned to the puddle and placed it in the middle of it.

“Happy hunting Jessica.” He said. There was a giggle from the monsters in the bar who were watching the show. It was one of the bars favored channels. The bar was called the Woodmen’s retreat but there were quite a few monsters in her classical bar themed walls. Succubi waiters (trust me even a monster phobic guy can be drawn into a restraint or bar by the idea of a sexy succubus waiter.) totted drinks to the highly polished gold wood tables. Some of the drinks were simple human booze others were filled with passion fruit or prisoner or some other demon realm product.

Some men were cornered by monsters others looked like they were having the time of their lives with their drunk monster partners. And of coerce no bar was worth its salt unless it could attract the typical biker gang of oni. Though ironically enough Oni typically helped bars keep the patrons under control, bar fights were broken up fast, trouble makers were thrown out, a group of oni will go to great lengths to make Shure there favorite watering hole is well protected.

On the TV screen a particularly fresh, freshy ran around the corner trying to guzzle coffee and yank on a jacket at the same time. He didn’t see the warning sign or the puddle till he was nee deep in slime. “WAAAH! J-Jessica? Nooo I’m going to be late!” The boy shouted as the slime entangled him gleefully in her slime and started dissolving his cloths. (Don’t worry cloths are cheap now a days.) The bar was filled with hooting and hollering as the slime got to work wringing her victim dry with her slime body. (Yup they show that two I did say TVs gotten more r rated to suit the monster population.)

“Y-you think will find a girl here?” Sara asked quivering. This place didn’t smell like Austin, and Austin was not a very outgoing person so Sara highly doubted that he would ever really come here unless he was dragged here by an oni.

“Yeah I’m sure of it! The bouncer here is a yeti she and Austin are old child hood friends. If there was anyone who would add significantly to our group it would be her!” Melody said scanning the bar. Fauna fluttered excitedly, easily swept up in the happy drinking mood of the rest of the bar.

“There she is!” Melody said pointing to one of the back corners of the bar. A yeti sat munching on a sandwich happily a pile of 6 or more sandwiches sat on the table before her. (Her idea of a late dinner.) She was a beautiful Girl, as all monsters were, with light blond hair that was soft and straitened adding to the incredibly huggable appearance she gave off. As far as yetis were concerned her skin tone was very pale, in fact it was paler then a normal humans, it was because of her light skin and bright blond hair and fur that she had earned the nick name snowflake. Her body was also a bit on the plump side. Similar to Melody’s though she had rather average sized, for a monster at least, DD breasts. She was however taller than most men, thugs caught by one of her friendly hugs are made to look like children in her fluffy arms. Before Melody could call out to her a rather large black man approached her.

“Amanda we have an issue at the front door. I’m sorry to bother you but I think we need your touch for this one.” He said politely. Now I wouldn’t want to call this guy a chicken but he seemed almost terrified to talk to the yeti who smiled oh so sweetly at the man as she finished her sandwich.

“That’s ok Eddy if you came to talk to me it must be a problem.” She said with a sweet voice. The man, Eddy backed up hurriedly as the yeti slid out of the booth and walked toward the front door. Melody, Fauna, and Sara followed out of curiosity. Outside a rather muscly boy was wrestling with a couple of Oni who had apparently stepped in to help Eddy. By the looks of it the boy was winning against the two.

“Ohhhh~ its you again? I told you already you need to wait one more year your only 20.” She said. With a friendly cooing voice. The boy was to busy raging and fighting with the oni’s (who were now more trying to get out of Amanda’s way then fight the boy. Amanda walked up to the boy with a sweet smile on her face.

“Come on up you go!” She said. By the time the boy realized what was happening it was too late Amanda had already scooped him up into a hug that swallowed a majority of his mass. Her fluffy paws alone were enough to hide the bulk of his torso to the outside world and his legs only reached her knees as they dangled. He shouted profanity’s and struggled against her yelling furiously. But even though he could hold his own against two oni’s he seemed to be no match for the strength of Amanda’s hug.

“There see hugs make everything better don’t they?” She asked nuzzling her face into his neck. But as the boy continued to struggle Amanda looked a bit disappointed.

“Oh… no luck? What a shame. I was hoping to resolve this with just a hug and a pat on the head but it looks like you need more than just a hug.” She said. “hmmmm… a few friends of mine need a good strong boy like you come on! Ill introduce you!” She said with the same gleeful look on her face. She walked around the corner. Eddy crossed himself. The alley behind the bar was infested with devil bugs. But the bar had a deal with them, they stayed out of the bar and every once in a while Amanda feeds them a man. As the boy realized his fate he renewed his struggles against the incredibly comfortable hug as it carried him to his sexy doom. The bugs looked over joyed as the still smiling and happy Amanda tossed the boy into their trash pile. 8 of them were upon the now screaming man in seconds.

“K thanks! You can come back in one year k?” Amanda said happily to the boy even as the bugs got to work raping him. (Don’t worry it’s not a death sentence, though he’ll never live in a house that doesn’t have an infestation of devil bugs from now on.) Amana walked back around the corner dusting off her paws she went back inside without giving melody, Fauna, Sara, or Eddi a second glance.

“S-she always that s-scary?” Sara finally quipped up.

“Sometimes she’s worse. There was one guy actually punched her before she grabbed him. And she took the 10 minute walk with him struggling and crying and screaming the whole time, all the way down to the dark elf hub out on Parkers St.” Eddy said. The girls looked shocked.

“That’s horrible!” Sara said.

“Hey she might have just hugged him for a bit and then sent him on his way if he hadn’t gotten violent. She’s scary but fair.” Eddy commented. “Now go inside or go away this is a bar not a night club.” He said. It seemed that now that Amanda was gone he reverted back to his typical agro attitude you would expect of a large bouncer. Timidly the girls walked back inside.

“A-are we sure we want her in our pack?” Sara asked. She had to focus on every step to keep from stumbling on her quivering hooves.

“Yeah. She knows Austin and if she catches him… there’s no way for him to brake free.” She said.

“But yetis don’t Chace and catch humans they just hug.” Sara said. Fauna was looking board by the events and fluttered over to the booth Amanda was sitting at.

“Excuse?” She said politely. The other two girl’s realized that they were getting left behind and quickly caught up to Fauna.

“Yes can I help you?” Amanda asked happily munching on a sandwich.

“W-we were hoping we could talk with you for a bit?” Melody asked.

“Talk with me? On my dinner brake? Hmmm… I don’t know I only get so long to eat them I’m back to work.” Amanda said.

“Oh please its really important to us!” Sara said stepping up. Her bravery only lasted a moment then Amanda’s gazes fell on her and with a deep blush she tried to back away.

“OOH no!” Amanda said quickly reaching out and snatching the cow girl with a paw. “No way out of it now.” She said picking the cow girl up, who squeaked in fright, and seating her on her lap Amanda wrapped her paws around the cow girl and gave her a squeeze. Sara looked like she was going to pass out. “All right sit pleas I’m lessening.” She said nuzzling her chin into the crook of Sara’s neck. Fauna and Melody took the booth opposite the yeti and the mortified Sara there was a moment of silence and then.

“I want you to join my pack.” Melody said. The yeti shifted her hold on Sara to one that must have been more comfortable for Sara because despite the look of terror on her face Sara’s trembling was starting to slow.

“Join your pack? As in man hunting? You know I’m a yeti right?” She asked. She sifted again gently rubbing Sara who looked like she was really starting to relax in the Yetis embrace her ears going droopy her eyes starting to close. “Yetis aren’t about man hunting were about cozy cuddles, and warm hugs.” She explained.

“W-well were not man hunting exactly. We already have a boy in mind. Perhaps you know him? His name is Austin.” Melody said. Amanda’s paws wandered a bit. Rubbing Sara’s breasts, her inner thighs. Sara tensed and twitched with pleasure but still looked half asleep.

“Oh good old Austin? Yeah how is he? I’ll bet he’s panicking if he knows about you three isn’t he?” Amanda teased.

“Probably. And we were hoping to get your help in… pinning him?” Melody asked.

“Well… hmmmm I did always like Austin. Good kid. Even hugged me back once or twice when he thought I wasn’t paying attention… All right ill join but only under the condition that no one in this… pack resists my cuddles. If I want to hug you I get to hug you. If I want to squeeze you I get to squeeze you. If I want to have cuddle sex-“ The yeti closed her mouth around one of Sara’s floppy ears and the paw between Sara’s legs gave a little twitch of movement. The fresh smell of a monster orgasm filled the bar as Sara twitched in Amanda’s arms. Sara then slumped knocked out by the strange mix of the extremely comfortable hug and the gentle pleasure. “-I get to have cuddle sex.” The yeti said.

“Y-you’re bisexual?” Melody asked nervously. The yeti shook her head.

“I’m as straight as any monster. But cuddle sex for a yeti is something that is shared with everyone not just boys. And this girl was just so cute and squishy looking I couldn’t resist. Do we have a deal?” Amanda asked. Fauna nodded eagerly, and Melody after a nervous glance as the sleeping cow girl in the Yetis arms, nodded.

“Grate. This will be fun. I get three cuddle buddies and a huggable husband. I have to admit this is really exiting!” She said.

“Hey! Wolf! Your name Melody?” The bar tender asked. Melody’s ears stood strait up at the sound of her name.

“Uh yeah?” She responded.

“Well you’re on TV!” The keep told her. All attention was turned to the TV. Melody watched as Vivian laid out her terms.

“And we’ll be there to film it all! Only on Greatest monster catchessss!” The announcer said. “We now bring you live to Melody to hear her response.” Two men ran into the bar one holding a camera and the other looking a little two exited.

“Melody?! Melody Lovebringer? Were here to hear your response to Vivian’s challenge! Will you accept it or will you let your man be violated by another monster pack?” He asked. On the other side of town I was slammed into the ground by my Kunoitchi teacher.

“I have won again. If I was really after you id have raped away your rational mind by now.” She said. I was going to say something snippy when I heard Melodys voice over the TV that Emily kept on in the lobby.

“O-Of coerce I’m going to accept it! I have already declared Austin as my husband along with the other members of my new pack! We aren’t just fighting over his first time we are aiming to keep him!” Melody said. At the beginning of her sentence her ears were flat to her head and she looked nervous in the face of the camera, but as she got swept up in what she was saying she had the same fiery passion in her eyes that one would expect of a werewolf.

“And this is your pack?” The man asked. The camera shifted to view, Fauna happily sneaking one of Amanda’s sandwiches, Amanda, and Sara still sleeping in Amanda’s Arms. I was in Deafcon 4. This was the worst possible situation for me. Forget just having fun with the game of catch me if you can if that group caught me I’d be swallowed up by the huge tits and soft fluff. They’d need an exploration team to come in and dig me out. I slipped out from under Emily.

“No no no this can’t be happening.” I said.

“Mrs. Vivian laid down some rules and sealed her end of the agreement with a young man’s orgasm. Are you going to do the same thing?” The reporter asked.

“I-I well… were dedicated to Austin so it wouldn’t be right to have sex with another man.” She said nervously.

“That’s OK! We can seal the deal with your orgasm Melody!” Amanda said gently putting the past out Sara own and moving over to Melody. “But I don’t know how long I can hold myself back from the cuddles so you’d best make your terms quick.” Amanda said hugging the wolf girl from behind. She yelped.

“I-I accept Vivian’s terms and lay a few of my own. First, out s-side help is aloud but only before and after the hunt. I-if anyone attempts to influence the hunt for either team during the hunt that hunting time will be rendered invalid and Austin will be let free. S-second, t-the use of magic items are aloud but the use of Nuzzle rope is f-forbidden. A-and finally for a catch to count as a catch all four of A-Austin’s limbs must be pinned, Melody said as Amanda guided her down seating her on her lap. Her paw worked between her legs until Fauna decided she wanted in on Melody’s honey pot. Fauna jumped over to the two her wings fluttering and letting her glide smoothly over the two and onto her hands and knees.

“Fauna want taste yummy honey pot!” Fauna declared. Melody started to squirm.

“F-fauna n-no d-don’t!” She said fighting against the yetis embrace. Amanda grabbed hold of one of Melody’s legs and opened it wide for the mothman, whys fluffy head jammed right in without further delay.

“Numnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnum~” Faunas tongue worked greedily at Melody’s lips.

“A-ah ahhhh~” Melody shouted as her body gave way to the pleasures demands. Fauna happily licked up Melody’s nectar. The camera never stopped rolling.

“I’m so dead.” I said as I watched the trio of monster girls continue there pleasure induced frenzy on one another. They were like sharks, pleasure was there blood and once they smelt it the feeding frenzy was on.

“It would appear that my lessons are going to prove invaluable to you over the course of the next few days. Shall we continue your training?” Emily asked.