Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180513235504/@comment-34904368-20180516120008

“Oh, that?” I pointed to the Magma Golem, Manticore, Cheshire Cat, and Wyvern, huding and waiting to pounce on my brother. “No problem. I’ll be done sith them in a few minutes, just wait.”

I walked off, the rest of the group giving me a funny look. I just took a fedora off a nearby store shelf and walked past them.

“...and ambush hum in the bathrooms, before...”

That was all I needed. I went to the general store, buying a few bottles of rubbing alcohol, some string, a match, and some firecrackers.

I went to the bathrooms, rigging the string up to the ceiling panels, and tying the alcohol bottle by the mouth to the end. I then wrapped the string around the match and lit it, walking out quickly.

I came back to my friends.

“What’d ya do this time?” my roomate asked.

“You know the Foreigner movie right?”

“Ye-“

There was a bang in the bathroom and a huge roar, as fire erupted from the doors and singed the frame. I looked towards my brother on his date.

He, of course, being the goody two-shoes he was, instantly jumped up and pulled a fire extinguisher out, putting it out immediatly, as his Yeti girlfriend watched in admiration.

A few moments later, the entire bar was surrounding him, slapping his back, buying him drinks, and too many people were around for the other monsters to get to him. They left, the Manticore casting me a suspicious glance, and making her way out.

“So you built a fucking bomb and managed to fix their date?” asked my roomate. I nodded.

“Well, how the hell did you manage to do that?” he asked.

“You learn some things as ya grow,” I murmered, slipping a matchbox further into my pocket.