Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-45060051-20200216215516

You are (insert sea monster girl here). It's that time of the year again; it's to find yourself a mate!

You've got everything planned out; your hair is done up, your nails are perfect, you even tried "brushing your teeth", and you put on your finest garments and coral jewelry. You've rehearsed everything you're going to say in your head a million times. Now all you have to do is sit by the beach and wait for a man to come by so you can get to wooing.

And it's not long before one comes by. Putting on your warmest smile, you announce yourself to him and... Wait. He's looking at you with an expression you didn't expect

Stark terror.

Whimpering, he begins to back away, begging you not to attack him and turn him into something. You're stunned, and even moreso heartbroken.

What would you do?

(A/N this is an AU, no DE) 