Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160514045305/@comment-27013478-20170127235016

Family: Crocodile Type : Reptile Habitat : Lakes, Swamps, Rivers, and Shorelines ( Only in the Reptile Kingdom ) Disposition : Lazy, Irritable, Patient, Affectionate ( only to their husbands ), Intensely protective ( over any child and their husbands Diet : any thing in and around the water that hapend to be made of meat.' Man, I ought to start doing these again. Oh well, it shouldn't take too long. Let's start. For a beginning, this is just your usual croc-morph. Basic habitat, and a disposition to be expected. Don't get me started on the diet. Keeping it realistic, I like that. 'A large and imposing mamono, with armored scales, large webbed claws, and powerful tail,' Now, this is a good start, I already know bout 40 guys that would like her at this point. ' the Werecrocodile is a fearsome sight to behold.' I'd rather use fuckabl-I'm going to stop with the corniness before I get shot, now. Good move Ochi, good move. ' With large breasts, wide hips, and strong muscles under a thin layer of soft fat, they give the impression of being a larger more dangerous version of the lizardman, however they are not related and have very different disposition.' Yeah, it's not like they'll become subs if you throw sand in their eyes and trip them, forcing them to lead a life of following you around 'till you either can't take it anymore. ' Unlike lizardmen they have very little interest in being a warrior.' Ayyyy, that's more like it. ' They are quite confident in their natural ability and only put in the bare minimum amount of effort to be an efficient hunter.' Sounds like my kind of girl, ' Most of their time is spent lazily basking in the sun or floating in the water. They have a short temper and are intolerant towards any annoyance, often lashing out angrily at anything or anyone that comes too close and interrupts their basking.' So, they're pretty much the personification of people on Mondays. Neat. 'They have the uncanny ability to disappear once beneath the surface of the water, even in perfectly clear water.' Ohhhhhhh, MAGIC! BURN THE HERETIC! WITCH! DEMON! MONSTER! WANNA GRAB A SNACK NEXT FRIDAY? ' They use this ability to stalk and hunt prey. When they see a man they will often spend a great deal of time watching him from the water, sometimes taking weeks to decide whether or not they want to claim him.' Why would that guy stay there for a few weeks? No one knows. 'Should they decide to take him they may attempt to use a variety of ways to claim him.' Bribing his parents, blackmailing him, or just raping him on the spot. ' Sometimes they will attempt to woo him by showing off their figure while basking or by using an erotic dance in which they use infrasound to make the water around them dance with them. Sometimes they will wait until he is asleep then sneak in to carry him off to rape or rape him on the spot. Most of the time however they will use the method they are most well known for. They will wait beneath the surface of the water and when the man they want comes close, they burst out, either locking him in a kiss or wrapping their lips around his manhood.' I dunno what is more scarousing, the thought of a giant crocodile sneaking in through my window to rape me or a crocodile jumping at my crotch, hmmm... 'Once in a werecrocodile's grip, no man has any chance of escaping.' Gotta get Slippery Joe on this, we ought to change that. ' The Werecrocodile wil then drag him into the water and rape him. They have a number of ways to pleasure the man they claim as their husband. They have a great deal of control over the muscles in their mouths and are very sensitive there. They can use their mouths to suck and massage their mans penis in exacy way to bring him the most pleasure and receive pleasure when doing so.' Reminds me of the Mosa. ' They can also produce infrasound to vibrate their bodies bringing a unique pleasure during sex.' Have sex by using infrasound. I need to add that to my bucket list, 'A married Werecrocodile is very affectionate towards her husband. She will often spend the time she had once used to bask in the son to cuddle with her husband, allowing him to bask in her love. One of the few times a werecrocodile will work hard is when doing something for her husband. They will often seek to spend as many lazy days as possible simply cuddling with and having sex with her husband. However a married Werecrocodile is even more irate then before when interupted and they will often become violent and chase off whatever is interrupting her time with her man before returning to placidly basking and cuddling.' >Cuddle in the sunlight with croc waifu >Faggotcat comes by, and makes memes. >Next thing you know, the faggotcat is missing her tail. 'It should be noted that werecrocodiles have a very strong maternal iinstincts. After laying their eggs they guard them vigilantly, refusing to allow any living thing approach their nest save for their husband. They will even go so far as to not eat or drink unless the food and water is brought to them. Suffice to say that they remain just as protective over their children after the eggs hatch, often carrying them to and from the water or allowing them to ride on her while she swims.' Well ain't that just cute. ' However they are extremely protective of any child, regardless of whether or not the child is hers. Even the sound of a screaming or crying child will send every werecrocodile into a frenzy trying to comfort the child and attack whatever is threatening it. Should they see one being frightened or bullied they will react violently and chase off the offender. Should a child actually be harmed then the one who harmed the child is in for a great deal of pain.' Man, the Underpants flashbacks are coming. I still need to watch the genocide ending. 'They have even been known to chase off a childs mother, thinking that mother is a stranger trying to kidnap the child. They frequently adopt children who get lost in the swamp. Needless to say these children almost always grow up to be a werecrocodile or married to one.' Nothing much to say here that wouldn't be ironic. 'There are a two notable subtypes of Werecrocodile called the Sarch and Deino. Both are much larger than the average Werecrocodile though the Srach has a lighter build than the Deino but is taller and with a longer tail whereas the Deino is shorter than the Sarch but with a heavier and more voluptuous build. Both are capable of shifting into the primal form of giant crocodiles and are strong enough to fight a Tyranno and potentially win. Despite the physical differences however their behavior is nearly identical to their smaller cousins.' So basically, other types of crocodiles, got it.