Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-92.32.101.142-20150415150905/@comment-26376061-20150713110341

I,enjoying my 16th birthday party,stop flirting with a cute Dullahan,and notice a presence that isn't accounted for on the guest list...an Ushi-Oni. I use my magic: Fate's Thread,to warp outside,I notice the Ushi-Oni's sign that says "Will you marry me?",and I say,"Hey,why are you here? I didn't inv-!!! Hello! It's been a LONG time since I've seen you...I missed you." ,I realize who the Ushi-Oni is: my friend Elizabeth from kindergarten.

I embrace my childhood friend,hugging her tightly,she asked me a question,"Will you marry me? I will never leave you alone again! I love you...",I'm not surprised by her saying this,because,now that I think about it,Elizabeth seemed OBSESSED with me to a yandere-like level when we were young. "I...I can't marry you. We're only 16. But...there's nothing wrong with us dating." I say,kissing her,as I climb on her back,she scowls,trying to pull me off,and says, "Hey,get off of me! We're not 5 anymore!" Upon hearing that,I mumble,"But...it's so comfy here...I could just fall asleep on your back...and when we were in kindergarten,I actually did,several times...I...Zzzzzzzzzzz" I end up falling asleep on her comfortable back,she walks to her home and has her way with my sleeping form.