Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-34163681-20190112193932/@comment-27950421-20190211153802

"I am not a combat model, such modifications would void my warranty."

A gremlin pops up, "Pay me twenty bucks and the possibilities are endless. Just imagine, machine gun nipples attacked to missile boobs!"

Your waifu

So why did you marry (insert your name here)? Also... Are you two registered voters?