Talk:Oomukade/@comment-177.158.172.236-20150917003542/@comment-114.94.4.199-20160714080055

My real friends gasped. I gasped. Joe, who had a fear of mamono, released a small "eep!" And we punched him. We silently snuck through the abandoned house, as we armed ourselfs with floor boards and brooms. We opened a kitchen door, only to find the room was filled with mamono. We found some duct tape and taped Joes mouth as Ralph tiptoed in and took the only thing that wasnt covered in a living carpet of mamono : a cleaver glinting in the moonlight of the open window.

OPEN WINDOW?!

We all gasped and Ralph slowly snuck in and peeked out to see there were no more cops, when he knocked the ruler over. Now, the ruler happened to be holding the window open, and Joe looked out at the exact same time. The window shut right right on Joes fingers, and he shreiked like a banshee. We all screamed as the mamono jumped up, startled and staggering. A towering Ushi-Oni got up and snarled. She still had her headband on, and her vision rested in only one eye. I grabbed the duct tape off Joes lips and slapped it on her eye, sending the towering beast stumlbling into some devil bugs about to catch us from the right. Ralph had to grab some weapons for us to defend ourselves as we charged for the door. I had to fend off a few Sahuagin, all weilding spears, with a mixer in hand. Ralph was hitting a Merrow over the head with a large pot. Joe, with his skinned lips, simply screamed and they all hightailed it outta there. Wilson was slicing at some living armor with the cleaver. As for A.J, well he just threw all our remaining weapons at them. We heard a rumble.

SANDWORM!!!!!!!!

We dived out the kitchen door as the hulking body of the sandworm crushed the house and the mamono in it. They showed us death glares as we ran to the forest.

Great. Just great. Now we have both police AND mamono on out tail.