Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27736349-20170313020704/@comment-29564364-20170419024412

Me: "Well! Since there doesn't seem to be anyone at the reception for the moment - which means that I can't even take a room for the night - I might as well take a... quest... all alone. *sigh*" I look at the board, searching for something interesting, when I get an idea. "Oooor I could go back and see how much the convoy escot quest has progressed in 22 days."

[You realize that you're talking to yourself, right? You're alone in the reception.

Alpha: What do you mean "alone"? I know the other users are reading, so I just made sure they were aware of my intentions. Now keep typing, this reply isn't done.

I tell you what to do here, not the other way around.

Alpha: It's rather "I write what you do".

Anyway. Moving on. *cracks fingers*]

On that thought, Alpha I open the front door, head down the street and walk through the town's gate.

[Alpha: *clears throat*

Yes, I know, first person. Slip-ups happen sometimes.]

As I near the forest, I come across a man in Adam disguise laying on his back in the bushes.

Me: "Oooh, but what do we have here?" The man, clearly exhausted, slowly opens the eyes. "Could it be mister Knight #2? Would you look at that, he didn't turn into an incubus. Meh, let's just say TheHD dropped this plot point into a plot hole."

Knight 2: "No... That voice... You!"

Alpha: "Glad to se you didn't forget the unforgettable me."

Knight 2: "How could I forget that face of yours that reeks arrogance?"

Alpha: "You're the second one today who comments on my facial expression (the first being the Thunderbird). Is it that noticeable? If this continues on, you'll have to change "White Bane" to "Smug Face" and paint my face with a smug on all of your posters."

Knight 2: "Your actions have you put me in this pitiful state! First I am sent here because of your doings, then you break my weapon and strip me of my protection before sending a horde of monsters after me!"

Me: "Wowowow! I stop you right there! I was walking down the street peacefully, then you walk out the building and engaged the confrontation at first sight. I only did what I do best after trolling: defend myself. And unless you're implying that I physically then sexually assaulted you, I did not. The Cursed Sword did. By the way, TheHD is getting sick of writing "Knight 2", so what's your name?"

Knight 2: "What does it matter? You disgraced me and now I can no longer return anyway... Might I as well just vanish from the disc's face... !" He answers in a depressed state.

Me: {Holy Meatballs! Flat-earthers invaded the MGE'verse too!} "It's the second time I get a "my name doesn't matter" answer today. But if it can comfort you, I won't tell anyone. I'll just let the word spread instead."

Knight 2: "How considerate..." he retorts sarcastically, "One day... I shall take your life with my own two hands!"

Me: "Maybe you should try and find yourself a Valkyrie to train with first because that death threat will be hard to execute given what you could do to me with a sword, let alone barehanded. Also, "We'll meet again!" threat counter: 2. You and that Thunderbird from earlier really are alike."

Knight 2: "What nonsense has been spilling from your mouth these last couple sentences?"

Me: "You wouldn't understand the even if I explained it to you a million times. Now do you intend to get up and do something or are you waiting there to be "eaten" by another mamono?" I extend my arm his way.

Knight 2: "I do not want help, nor do I need it! Much less from the White Bane himself!" He slaps my hand aside in obvious refusal of my offer.

Me: "You're weakened, have no weapon, no protection, your clothes are all torn up, the sun is setting and more monsters lurk in the forest behind you. You'll be attacked before you can even reach the closest settlement. Still don't need my help?"

Knight 2: "MAY THE CHIEF GODDESS- I mean, GOD CURSE THEE!"

Me: {Hah! He still has that goddess story on his mind?!} "I'll take that as a no, but I'll still help you nonetheless. If this were the former Demon Lord's time, such high pride would be your demise." I pull the remaining shreds of his clothes to my hand and throw them at him. "Cover yourself. We'll head back to town, buy you new clothes then find you a place to stay the night. Oh! And you'll need a DRS weapon too, but that can be dealt with tomorrow."

Knight 2: ""DRS"?" He asks as he gets up and dresses up.

Alpha: "Demon Realm Silver. Instead of inflicting physical wounds, it-"

Knight 2: "I know what Demon Realm Silver is! I've seen what it does to our men and women on the battlefield and for such reason, I refuse to lay finger on it!"

Alpha: "It's either that, or you venture into the woods unarmed. It basically boils down to "Be raped or not be raped?" That is the question."

Knight 2: "THEN I WOULD RATHER BE RA-"

Alpha: "Wow. You clearly didn't think that one through, didn't ya'?"

Knight 2: "Q-quiet!"

Alpha: "So. I'm going back. Are you tagging along or not?"

He hesitates for a couple seconds before compelling. "Alright, but know that I will keep an eye on you, so do not try any magic tricks on me!"

Alpha: "I don't do magic and you should rather watch your back instead. Or would you prefer that I close the march?"

Knight 2: "No thank you! I want to have you where I can see you."

Alpha: "I'm OK with that. But if you get attacked from behind, you won't say I didn't warn you."

(Done)