Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170508000524

You are on a golf course with a march hare caddy. You place a ball on the tee and take a shot to the hole. It flies through the air, bounces twice and lands a few feet from the hole.

You: Damn, I missed the hole again.

March hare: It's all right, you da man! I'm sure you'll shoot your spunk right into one of my holes next time!

You: ... Why don't you try shooting it too? Let's see if you're better than a caddy!

March hare: But IDK how to play. How do you get into position to shoot the ball?

You: It's simple. Lift your head and spread your legs, and then ...

Before you can finish the tutorial, the march hare rolls over on her back on the grass and lifts her head into the air, her legs sticking up and spread wide open.

What do you do?