Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20190130025802/@comment-33398500-20190919163417

Well, that’s just my luck, isn’t it?

“You going to say something, thief? Or are you just waiting for your punishment?” The minotaur asked with a haughty tone, clearly holding herself above me.

As she took a couple steps forward, I found myself stepping back from her. “Didn’t know anyone was here. Door opened when I knocked.”

“Yeah, that’s because I don’t have a lock. Typically, people aren’t stupid enough to break into a minotaur’s home. Besides, how would there be something cooking if no one was here? Explain that one to me.” She responded, continuing to step forward, her irritated expression slowly turning into a smile, as if she had just realized something.

“C-can’t say I could tell you that one.” I got out, backing up until I had tripped back on something: hitting the large bed without expecting it had taken my legs out from under me.

As if on cue, my current ‘host’ rushed me the moment I fell onto the bed, her rather lovely features lit by the flickering light of the fireplace “You know…” she started “…now that I’m close-up like this, you’re kinda cute, thief.” Giggling excitedly, she then planted a kiss on me before stating “Maybe I’ll be the real thief here, and steal your heart away for myself~” Now starting to strip me while I was pinned under her powerful form.

“…and that’s when we-“

“Boooo! That’s dumb!”

I was taken out of my storytelling mindset by an annoyed boo from my eldest daughter. “What are you talking about now?”

“Yeah!” My youngest daughter protested “He was just getting to the good part!”

“Have you ever met a minotaur who talks like that?!” The eldest argued. “Besides, I thought the story was supposed to be scary? Just sounds like an unexpected date to me!”

It was true, I had made a mistake: always know your audience. My two minotaur daughters wouldn’t be scared of a story of a human being caught in that way by a mamono, it probably just sounded like fun!

“Yeah, I’d never talk like that, hubby.” Mika, my minotaur wife added, having come in for the last part of the story. “Kinda takes the fun out when every character sounds like you.”

“Yeah, all that build up was just for that?” The eldest added, now seeming to team up with Mika “You should have just had the orcs get him!”

“As much as I like a good minotaur story…” Mika started “…gotta say you could have done it differently. Now, you girls get to sleep. You got your bedtime story!”

“But I wanna know how it ended.” The youngest complained.

“She raped him, obviously.” Mika countered, now pulling at my arm with unexpected urgency, dragging me off from the girls’ room. “Kinda like what I’ll do to you~” she whispered to me.

“Good night, girls!” I stated abruptly before being dragged off toward our bedroom. She had taken care to push me onto the side of our bed just as I had been describing.

Once she was on top of me, she donned a smirk and said “I guess I’ll be the thief then, stealing you away for my own fun~” clearly making fun of the last line of my story.

“Oh, no, whatever shall I do? I seem to be completely at the mercy of this powerful minotaur on top of me!” I responded, with an equally foolish tone.

“Playact all you want, you’ve been way too busy this week, and I’m not letting you off easy~” Mika responded, looking as if planning out all the things she’d do once she’d shredded my clothes, which she then did with effortless force.

Guess I should be more careful with my work schedule…

(I had to go along with the title XD)