Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26948680-20180906072503

You are at a summer getaway camp for the first time. The location offers many indoor and outdoor activities and it would usually be out of your price range if your estranged cousin Hank hadn't given you the ticket when he got a ticket to a "better camp".

The first thing you do is attend orientation. The camp coordinator is a peppy, young if a bit ditsy dark Mage with a considerable bust. "Hello! And welcome to sweet valley summer getaway camp!" She beams.

After going over introductions and basic safety the starts handing out what appear to be laminated two page pamphlets, "these are the only things we ask you to keep within reach, not only do these pamphlets surve as identification and have a map inside but they also have a special feature, look at the cover."

Before your eyes your name and a rather flattering drawing of you appear in the appropriate sections of the pamphlet.

"Not only that," she continues, "the pamphlets psychically read you the surroundings and each other to find the perfect activity for you or your family. Mine for example says, oh this is an odd one, go for a swim in private pool C it will be a good way to relax! Well I have some time off after this so I might just do that. Does anybody want to share what theirs says you don't have to follow its advice but it is a good suggestion."

From what you hear most pamphlets give reasonably normal suggestions with a short explanation as to why. Looking at the pamphlets of others you can't actually see the writing on the page they read from.

You look at your own it reads, "lie about the content of this pamphlet when asked, after orientation is over grab lunch at the sugar kitty cafe (they make a muffin exactly to your liking) afterwards head to private pool C and wait outside. Once the camp coordinator opens the screen door immediately start groping her, she is secretly very lonely and she will provide you with enjoyment for the rest of your life if you explain after."

The camp coordinator smiles at you, "would you like to share yours friend?"

WWYD? 