User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180105171345/@comment-30700719-20180110221250

I stare down at the Compy. She stares back at me. Our eyes focus on the bar. I look back at the Compy, and her eyes turn back to me, simultaneously. My eyes shift from the bar, to her, to the bar, to her...all the while, the Compy in almost exact synchronisation. I look at the bar once more and turn to the Compy. I slowly raise the bar and open my mouth. The Compy drools even more. I slowly pull the bar away and close my mouth. This was repeated in much the same way as before. Suddenly, a blast of lightning hits the seat next to me, causing a small fire. "JUST GIVE HER THE FRIGGIN' BAR!" I turn my head to see the offender, hiding behind some bushes. A very frustrated Kirin sighs in anger before disappearing. I turn back to the Compy. Holding the bar with four fingers, I snap it in two. I gently lower it down to the Compy, who accepts it gleefully. We eat our halves in silence; in my case, stunned silence. The Compy waves a goodbye before running off into the underbrush. I finish off my half and drum my fingers on the seat. There's still a small fire sitting next to me. I stand up and take a step forward as a twig loudly cracks under my foot. I freeze, for some instinctive reason. Imagine my horror when a small army of Compies began running towards me from the bushes surrounding the park. The most common battle cry seemed to be, "CANDY!"

Two words: I scoot.