Talk:Vampire/@comment-96.51.16.220-20151027000503/@comment-26948101-20151027165959

If it weren't for the restraints, I'd probably get down on my knees and thank the Chief God and Demon Lord that it was a vampire that had selected me to be her plaything and not a Vamp Mosquito.

I'd also probably be kicking myself for not seeing this coming when in fact I was one of the workers who helped build the dungeon she's keeping me in at the moment.