Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20191106104100/@comment-34263048-20191109102856

Well, I had to test this app. More out of curiosity than actually looking for anything real. Most dating apps have been just plain bad, but have given me some good laughs, so I kinda expected this would be similar.

The lack of most agressive mamonos here was kinda obvious, "Cuddler" wasn't really for them, althuogh I did see few of those in here too. Though they were clearly in the minority. How ever Cobolds, Cu Siths, Cait Siths, and the likes were really all over this app, Althuogh we barely saw them out and about, and even then most of them were allready following someone.

And then there was mindblowing amount of very young looking girls, Baphomets, Dwarfs, Gremlins, Imps, Devils, and the likes. Though only Baphomets really tried to sell their childlike appearance.

Now I don't have that high sex drive, I'm not a virgin but well in my 30's and when I'm out and about not many have taken interest in me, human or monster... well allmost any. I have had to run away from couple of the most obnoxious monsters, and I have amazingly managed to do so few times, but they have been obnoxious, and depraved even compared to rest of their kind. And I have to say I think I have been extremely lucky to do so. But if we forget my first time in highschool, and couple drunken one night stands, well, 4 times in total, I can't say I would have been too active on that front, Last time being nearly 5 years back.

I thuoght I would see would  my near empty profile would catch any interest in the first couple of weeks, while I browse what there would be available. How ever, I forgot my phone to my work in Friday, same day as I had downloaded the app, and as I didn't have keys to the building, I got back to my phone on Monday morning, and as expected the battery was empty as I got it. As I usually leave my phone in my locker as I work, I didn't bother to put it charging meanwhile, and as I finally got home, and got the phone on, my jaw hit the floor.

Allmost 300 messages! Allmost 350 "flirts"! and allmost everyone under 45 miles away. I really don't think I'm that interesting, even if we would think that at least half of them would be just depraved, and willing to take anyone. Then again, now that I think of it, they most likely are that depraved and willing to take anyone.

Which unsurprisingly turned out to be mostly true. I could forget nearly 250 messages, and 300 flirts just by looking what species they were. Either the species were known to be "agressive" Such as Hellhound or Ushi Oni, or someone looking for "Master" Such as Kobolds. I don't want to be anyones living dildo, but I don't want anyone who just follows everything I say. Being equal is what I want, nothing more, nothing less. But in here it seems to be mostly either or.

Thuogh one thing is really going for me. I live reasonably close to the coast, and not far from here is one of our nations main ports. That port handles nearly 60% of the trade of this nation, and the city right next to that port is a huge melting pot of cultures. For servial decades it's been said that if it exist, you will find it in this city. And I wouldn't be surprised if it would be true.

And while some messages left me feeling allmost sick, I did get plenty of laughs while I was sorting them out.

The sorting took better part of 4 days allthuogh I did get quite many flirts and messages to add on to those, and as the weekend was coming up but eventually I had narrowed it down to 20 Girls. Three Ratatorsks, Three Weresheeps, Two Soldier Beetles, Three Trolls, Two Unicorns, Centaur, Oomukade, Kappa, Jinko, Jorougumo, Giant Slug, and a Grizzly.

JorouGumo and Jinko ended here mostly because I liked how they looked in their pictures, and while both mentioned that occasionally they have higher needs, I wanted to give them a chance. Ratatorsks are one of the most common girls around here so it's obvious hy there is so many choises. Same story with Soldier Beetles. Kappa was... Well I have never seen one in real life, hence why I was somewhat interested in her, I have no clues how they are, but she mentined that she likes "Sumo" which is a form of wrestling, I did some Classic wrestling when I was younger, so we have something in common there. Giant Slug, She wasn't that interesting, but I did like her laid back personality, at least her profile gave me that impression. Grizzly was on the same lines, though she did mention that she has her moments, when she has very hard time containing herself, but apparently that doesn't happen too often. Oomukade doesn't seem that hot to me, but as I occasionally am bit depressed and melancholic myself, I thuoght that we might match that way. Weresheeps, They are allso easy going laid back, and I know that their wool has something special in it, I had to get woollen pajamas, made from weresheep wool, and it did help my insomnia. Not all that much, but it did help. The Trolls, well they are quite different from me, and I was rather sceptical of them, They are somewhat unappealing by looks, but they seemed nice enough so I decided to give them a chance. The Centaur, same as Trolls, I do like how they respect everyone around them, and have high respect of their elders. Somehow reminds me the knights of the oldern days, but allso having a flavor of nomadic tribes of the past too. and in a way I kinda appriciate that. Even though their body is... well a horse's body. And the Unicorns, I have never heard that Unicorn would have attacked anyone, which kinda leaves me thinking that they aren't all that lusty as anyone else in here. But I have heard that they only talk to virgins, so when they learn that I am not, they might forget me.

So I started messaging them, just to see would hilarity ensue, or would there really be something in there.

First to leave was other of the unicorns, saying that she wouldn't even concider anyone who wasn't a virgin. The other cearly didn't like this revelation, Just said she needed to think about it for a while, and while mesasges were still sent it was rather clear that she had lost most of her interest.

Jorou Gumo was next to drop, her messages were somewhat lewd while they were sent on daytime, but the ones she had sent after sun went down... well there was quite explicitly stated what she would love to do to me, and quite honestly I didn't want to be any part of those things.

The Jinko allso had to be dropped. I would have been fine with her, cuddling at lazy evenings, but as I knew that most beastmans go to heat every now and then, I had to ask about it. She would have been fine for 6 weeks, but then there would be three weeks where she would barely let me up to eat. Yeah, thanks but no thanks.

The Soldier beetles told that they were in fact friends and practice partners, looking to share a man, I noped out of that soon as I heard it.

Kappa was eager to get a practice partner for Sumo, Which apparently was meaning a lot to her. Allso she apparently likes to swim a lot, which kinda was a let down for me. Heck I don't even like to go in to shower, because I don't like to get wet. I only do it because I don't want to stink either.

So now there is 14 of them left... well more like 13 and a half, as the remaining Unicorn is on the edge is she interested or not. But everyone was interested in meeting me, and recently there has been new kind of dating places popping up in here. The "Safezone" cafe&bar in the town center is ideal location, especially for us "not so eager" men. They have rather open plan interior, couple human and mamono guards watching over the customers, and while they do have private rooms if things go well with the couples, and yuo get to those only of both parties can confirm that they want to go in there. In addition to that, everyone is encouraged to intervene, if things start to get heated in the open area.

While you do se all kinds of folk in there, it's mostly the middle ground, humans and mamono that aren't so sure is the one they are coming to meet the right for them. I know that few cockatrices have turned unwanted men to stone in there, and Dragon guard and overly eager Wurm allmost trashed the place once allready. and of course there has been few other incidents too.

So now I have 8 dates agreed for the upcoming weekend, Starting this Friday evening.

I sit down in a table after a hard days of work, I'm bit tired but I have only one date today, though that date ended up rather short. It was the grizzly, who got way too eager, and it took 2 lizardmen, and Ogre to pry her off from me. And it appears that I need some new clothes as well, as what I currently wear ended up being, well they barely manage to maintain my modesty anymore. As I got home I had 20 messages from her. Apologising, Claiming that she isn't usually that kind, except when in heat, or when she's taken in large amounts of Alarune nectar, on Honeybee honey, and as there was 5 bees in the room the smell just overpowered her. A likely story, but I'm not buying it.

Next day 4 dates, and 3 times I got rejected, The trolls seems to be quite outdoorsy people, and they could instantly tell that apart from me being at work, I mostly stay indoors next to my PC, and out of sunlight. it became rather apparent that we wouldn't match that way. They were better looking than they were in their profile pics, and their body odor wasn't that bad as I had feared, but I too started thinking that these walking gardens aren't really my thing.

The Centaur, who was last on this evening was on same lines, She liked the great outdoors, would love to have me as a company on hunting trips. But since I have some allergies I really dont like to spend that much time outdoors. Yet she was very respectful, and barely even shaked hands with me when we met. As I wished her better luck for the future, I placed my hand behind her back, just at the part where the human and equine parts meet, giving her a small side hug. She blushed hard, I mean firetruck hard, and for a second I had hard time reading her expression, Anger? Lust? Like they would be competeing which would win? Very soon I found myself pinned between her and a wall, her grinding her frontal nether region in to me hard, while kissing very deeply. I allmost choked in her tongue. When the kiss eventually ended, she asked am I sure I don't want to come out, and hunt with her, or just go for a jog. But I declined again. She visibly deflated, and just left, wishing me luck finding someone who pleases me.

Well, the day went roughly as well as I expected. Though there is allways tomorrow.

On Sunday there was suposed to be the Ratatorks, Though one of them informed me that she had found someone, so I called out one weresheep just to ask does she have time to come and meet. and she had.

But first there was the two other Ratatorsks, The first one was shortly over, She made an excuse, and left. The second one well, I'm not sure did I like more her, or her tail, The soft fluffy tail was just so nice. In fact, we both wanted to go to the private rooms in behind the cafe. But just when we were stepping in there something came over her, and she ran away. I didn't chase her, I wasn't that desperate, esecially when I have been used to go without any contact to any females.

Heck, now that I think of it, Just on this weekend I have had more female contact than past 2 or 3 years. In a way I kinda want this, but not enough that I would start chasing it.

Then was the turn of the Weresheep. Which ended up being rather boring as she was practicly sleeping all the time. I ended up walking out from that.

Week of work in between, and then there was couple more dates left.

Come Saturday, and yet again I find myself heading to the safe zone cafe. I'm bit surprised but my date is there before me, Another weresheep, sleeping on the table, though she has sheared off a lot more of her wool, and is much more active in the discussion. Thuogh still quite sleepy, I tell her about my insomnia, and she is delighted that he could possibly help me in that part of my life. And quite honestly as she moves right next to me, I start feeling pleasently drowsy, and light headed. Soon enough I'm leaning on her half asleep, when I'm suddenly woken up by a Griffon guard, telling us to take it to the private rooms, if we are going to continue what we are doing. It takes a bit, but I finally realize that the wereheep has hands in my pants while she's sitting on my lap. Again I nope out of the situation. I tell her that the date is over, I don't like that I'm being taken advantage of when I'm sleeping, Specially in public area.

She leaves, and I order a large cup of strong coffee to wake myself up properly, only to realize I have lost allmost an hour from this day, and my next date is here by any minute now. Well, that's what you get with weresheeps.

Just as I'm finshing my cup of coffee I see the Oomukade arriving. Now while her appearance is putting me off slightly, with her 70 or so legs, feelers on her head, and human part being allmost nude, her pale skin, and the color changes that allmost looke like tattoos in her human part were quite inviting. Well I guess I have a thing for gothic things a little bit, Than again I myself allways dress in black, and I too have quite pale skin, for the lack of sunlight. The very first thing she does is request that we change table to one of the corner tables on the more dimply lit area, as she feels much more comfortable there. To be honest so do I, so we change in the corner table, which just happens to have a light that's gone out. It's not exactly dark in this corner, but I can see why she want's to be here. We chat our likes and dislikes, preferences, and so on for nearly two hours, and to be honest I think it's going quite well. I'm getting more comfortable with her appearance, and I see her getting out of her, melancholic state. Not so much to call her happy, more likely content of where she is, and who she is with. During those two hours I did notice that she was constantly, thuogh very slowly moving closer to me, so I guess she was liking me too. Then she suddenly pounced on me, Grabbing me in tight embrace with her arms and top most legs, and planted a deep sucking kiss on me. I was kinda surprised that she did so, but on the flip side, I kinda was happy to see her happy... Until she bit me.

The bite wasn't all that painful, but I felt her injecting something in me. And I really REALLY hated that. Though the bite wasn't all that painful, It actually felt kinda good, I'm not interested in anyone that bites me, especially in first date. I manage to struggle free, just before the guards come to pry her off from me. As they escort her out, she hands me a note, and tells me to call her, or come visit her. As I check the note, there is her number, and andress.

After the bite I didn't feel that well. I had a raging boner, thuogh I felt kinda powerless. To be honest I wasn't sure would I make it to the bus stop so I could go home, it felst like my feet were giving away from under me, and after I ordered one more cup of strong coffee, I could barely lift the coffee mug. Guess that is the venom that's now in me doing it's thing. But I still have one more date today, The Giant Slug is supposed to be here in half an hour or so. It would be rude to cancel this late, so I decide to soldier on It's just a date, and I think she will understand why I am in the condition I am. Also I think I need to recuperate some time from that bite I got, before I even try to go home.

Eventually I see the slug coming in, and as this is first time I see one, I'm surprised how large she actually is, Sure she has a very nice figure waist up, but the slug part is even larger than what the centaur body is, Though much closer to the ground. Then again, she isnt all that long, so I would guess that if a larger Lamia coils up she would be roughly equal.

She joins me in the dim corner of the cafe, and I can barely see the cafe, or other patrons from behind her. I explane what went on some time ago, and she isnt exactly happy, but at least she is understanding. Thuogh our chat is somewhat dull due to my state, while my body isnt fuctioning properly, my brain seems to be working slowly too. I'm not sure how long we were chatting, but eventually I noticed thatI had slumped down from the seat, and there was a significant weight on my legs. It took me a while to realize that I dont really see the cafe at all anymore, and the slug was ever so slowly climbing on my nearly powerless body. I could allready see her underside, and the deeper damper part that was slowly incing towards my face. Not only that but I was kind of just letting it happen. Not actively trying to resist, Not telling her to get off me, Not calling out for the guards, And even realizing that the guards might have forgotten that I'm there as the slug was obstructing their view. The weight was allready on my chest, her opening glistening just below my chin. I was truly and properly snared by her slime, and allmost completely under her snail body at this point.

-"Just take a lick" She said -"Just a lick, and then you're mine, we get one of the rooms at the back, and enjoy from eachothers all evening, and night, and tomorrow if we are up to it."

I didn't do it. She tried to reach for my head, but couldn't reach it. -"Do you need me closer?" she asked, but I didn't aswer. Thuogh due to the sheer amount of the juices that was flowing out of her, eventually some ended in my mouth. It wasn't all that bad, In fact it was kinda good, but right now I'm not in a mood, Even if the Oomukade venom is forcing a boner on to me. How ever, she moved couple inches further, and now I had no choise, Or I had, but the way I had difficult time breathing I decided it would be better just to comply for now. So I licked, sucked, eventually I head moans, just before I passed out, for the sheep pressuerr on top of me, and the lack of air getting in to my lungs.

I woke up later, She was still on top of me, mounting me but now I didnt have any clothes on. As I looked around, we were in what I would guess is the private rooms on the back of the safe zone.

It seems that the safe zone, wasn't that safe zone in the end.