Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-25095137-20150903034453/@comment-25035274-20150903131034

"Hey. I'm gonna just sit over here and wait out the storm, thanks. What? Oh, no. No thank you, I'm not really hunr... Well, if you insist. Say, this is pretty good, ya know? You're not a half-bad cook. ...Hey, why is there a rope tied to this spoon? And why's the other end tied to your dress? Oh, you've just had problems with people stealing your silverware? Well, yeah, I can see where that might be a good precaution to take, then. Sorta.

Oh wow. It's raining pretty hard out there, innit? I don't think it'll be safe to walk home for a while yet. You wouldn't happen to have a spare blanket, would you? ...Lemme guess. You've had probems with people stealing your blankets?"