Talk:Kakuen/@comment-26115871-20160130222155/@comment-173.73.56.131-20160312041340

"You're damn right you got the wrong house!" I say with my arms folded "You ladies better get a move on before she sees you." The kakuen exchange befuddled looks with eachother. "She? Who's she?" Asks the oldest looking kakuen.

"*YAAAAWWWN*~Oh, hey sweetie. Who are your little friends?"

The kakuen all look up and see my ushi-oni wife, just waking up from her afternoon nap on the ceiling. "Hey sleepyhead." I say to her "These naughty girls kinda just dropped in unannounced." My wife flashes them an intimidating grin. "Did they now? Well as long as you're here, care to join me and my husband for a little fun~? Im always in the mood after a nice nap." The kakuens eyes widen in fear at her proposition and without so much as a second thought they all make a mad dash out the window they came through, me and my and my wife laughing the whole time. Then I look back at her and now that grin of hers is directed at me. I have an idea of whats shes thinking now.

"Ssssoooo....ceiling sex?"

"Ceiling sex!"