Talk:Nureonago/@comment-200.8.48.140-20150305030112/@comment-71.219.219.196-20151020063821

Nureonago: Do you like what you see?

Me: (Keeps staight face while pants form a large tent) Possibly.

N: (Comes closer and stares at pants tent) I could show you more, since thats what you seem to want.

Me: (Starts losing staight face) Maybe.

N: (Taps the tip)

Me: (Barely maintains straight face)

N: Awww... too bad. I tried... (Leaves)

(My wife, a mantis, walks up as soon as the Nureogano is out of sight)

Mantis: (Excitedly) You really do love me dont you, since you passed up a great opportunity to cheat on me! (Lewdly) This earns you more time in bed, mister.

Me: (Internally) FUCK YEAH!