Talk:Basilisk/@comment-27303410-20160310012314/@comment-26115871-20160310090357

So, this is going to be very complicated. I write a message to the basilisk, informing her on why I'm here. I then lie down next to the wall, facing the wall, and place the message so it's lying on a stone next to where I'm sleeping, in arm's reach. Finally, I tie a piece of cloth around my eyes and go to sleep.

When I wake up I find a message in my arms, and lift the piece of cloth to look. It reads 'Oh, for fuck's sake - they do this EVERY time I fall asleep! Don't worry, I'll make sure they regret this. Please make yourself at home while I am gone, husband.'

. . . This could be the start of a beautiful relationship.