Talk:Baphomet/@comment-66.249.83.101-20160130131431/@comment-26115871-20160130195024

4. No cake from wonderland. That ruins her adorable loliness. And she does not approve. As in, 'razing-your-house-to-the-ground' does not approve. It's also pointless: they can relolify themselves at will.

5. Do not eat chocolate in front of her without offering some to her. This goes for all women.

6. Never gawk at a naked woman while a baphomet is watching you. They get jealous REALLY easily. And while it's adorable to watch this all-powerful being throw a tantrum just because they think you find a girl with boobs more attractive than her, what immediately FOLLOWS that tantrum usually isn't quite as adorable.

7. If your daughter becomes friends with a baphomet, DO NOT discourage the relationship. Understand that no matter what you do, you're going to end up having sex with your daughter. But if you DISCOURAGE the relationship, you'll end up being raped by your daughter and the baphomet, and your wife will likely be lolified as well. Just to be careful, make sure you introduce your daughter to sex BEFORE she meets with a baphomet. They like that, and so do baphomets.

8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, claim an oni-chan is a pedophile. ESPECIALLY in front of their wife. And don't even THINK it if a baphomet is nearby: while you can be sure the baphomet will learn you said the 'p' word no matter what, it just doesn't have the same effect as being stupid enough to say it right in front of them. As for what they will do. . . just trust me on this one, alright?

(anyone got any more?)