Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-27303410-20160421205113/@comment-25619592-20160421210738

I stare at the guy flexing and say to myself, "I don't know why, but this seems strangely familar." I say as I have a flashback to the time I met my Ren Xiongmao girlfriend. She was swearing a skimpy bikni that had a lot of men staring at her, practically drooling as her everystep made her able chest bounce slightly and showed off their curviture of her butt.

I would be lying if I wasn't one but then one of them men shouted " SHE'S MINE, BACK OFF!" while sending a death stare that would make even a hellhound whimper away like a lost puppy. Though I saw a chance, while the scary man glaring the others done I snuck around and I got my hands on her chest.

She gasp at my touch as I give her a cheeky smile and say the only thing that I could. "Nice!" She blushed at me in that oh-so adorably way only a Ren Xiongmao could. Of course, my actions didn't go unoticed as the scary man turned to me with fire in his eyes. " NOLA YOU'RE A DEAD MAN." He said with hate on his breath as he pulled out a flaming sword.

I couldn't help but smile more as I know I could easily outrun him and since he was in such a rage, I could easily outsmart him. As I ran off, him giving chase, I shouted. " They were soft and bouncy!" Before laughing like a mad jester.

Later that night, the cute Ren Xiongmao. who I learned was name Fei Ku, had a wonderful night.

As I snapped out of my memory, I couldn't help but sight, "Ah...good times...I wonder what happen to that crazy guy?" I ask as faimilar burning sword bursted out of the ground.

"Nola!!" A roar came as the sand under the flexing man bursted out, sending him flying.

"Uh oh!" I go back to running with a stupid grin on my face.