Talk:Gremlin/@comment-98.206.30.85-20190818181117/@comment-27950421-20190818183357

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TheReptileKingandReptileKingdomisnowayresponsibleforthemisuseofthesemagicsortheretaliationthecastermayrecievefromtheSabbath,Order,RadicalFaction,oranyotherauthorityfigureand/orfaction.TheReptileKingandReptileKingdomdonotapproveofuseofthespellofmegamorphisonminors please cast your magic responsibly.