Talk:Kikimora/@comment-26376061-20161106063352/@comment-5426290-20161107095117

I grab a broom and smack her in the head till she's outside the house. "You're right, I did miss a spot." (^.^)/

I then lock the door and drag my master in by the hand before he can say anything and present him a view of the livingroom with the cake on the table, streamers everywhere, a present next to the cake and my chest pushed into his arm.

Of course he stands there gawking for a moment before he looks at me. "You did this? For me?" I then nod and kiss him on the lips. I'm then fiercly snuggled. After a minute the Hair-bitch starts banging on the door while cursing at me. I whine to my master and ask him how to get rid of her. We spend the next 10 minutes glaring at her from the window till she destroys our mailbox, part of my husbands car's windshield and angrily storms away.