User blog:LordVoid12/Much ado at Mamano High - Dark Elf

A couple of back and forth ideas later, I think MIGHT have something that will work. Or not, it's not a very long one-shot. I'm still getting my bearings here so constructive criticism is always welcome, Ilias knows I need it.

Enjoy.

-o-

"June, for the last time we are not dating, and I am sure as fuck not your damn slave. So please get it through whatever passes for grey matter in your head."

"And as I have stated over the past week human, I have claimed you as my slave/mate, and as per my family's tradtion, you have no choice but to obey my whim!"

This constant back and fucking forth had been going on for a good week now and my god I was sick of it. Now I knew that being transferred to a high school called "Mamano High" was just an invitation to be hit on and molested, but I was thinking I could last at least a month! Nope, not even a week. Now on my first day, yeah a few monster girls had come up to me, mainly lamias, but I figured I could make it through no problem with my virginity intact.

Oh how naive I was.

On my third day, the studen council president of a dark elf whom I shared third period with had declared me her "property" and it was all downhill from there.

My life had become as such;

Wake up, eat, go to school, enjoy first period PE as a good wake up for the rest of the day, struggle in second period math because good lord Algebra was pure evil, third period was when the shouting began between us. Fourth period would come around and I would get the hell outta dodge, away from my crazy dark elf stalker. After that I would keep an eye out for the crazy bitch and try to enjoy my day from there.

I have no idea what even drew her to me. I wasn't exactly the most fit around, I was average all around in strength, IQ, looks etc. What I do know was that June was from a fairly old Dark Elf line and that put her up the food chain quite a bit here at the school. According to my sources (and by that I mean a Gyonbu Danuki friend), her family were able to just up and declare a man to be their husband and bam, they would take them home, as if that alone was the ceremony. No other Dark Elf or mamano could oppose their declariation it would seem.

I had no idea what the specifics were in this "ceremony" and I was most definitely not in a mood to find out. If I was forced to get with a monster girl I would probably just go Inari. They're cute, fluffy, and best of all they didn't come with whips. Yeah I know you can't actually get hurt from a dark elf. I don't give a rat's ass, it was the principle of the mater.

At any rate, the bell rang and finally I was free to escape June's grasp, saved by the difference in our schedules.

-o-

I poke at my fries, attempting to figure out how to deal with June. There had to be some way to escape her grasp, but nothing had come to mind. C'mon Lucas...there had to be a way to get out of the S n' M bitch's crazy grasp. I look over my shoulder and around the cafeteria but thankfully nothing.

No doubt June had her eyes on me but I wasn't about to take any chances and look in her direction. Getting her attention was the LAST thing I wanted to do. it was okay...just lunch, fifth and sixth period and you're done man...just gotta bare with it.

For some reason, I felt a little chill run down my spine. Was it chilly? No not really, it was only 66 degrees out.

...Hindsight is a bitch

-o-

The sixth period bell rung and at last we were free to enjoy our weekend. For me it would be a nice little respite from June's antics and a general recharge for the next week. As soon as I walk in however, I notice something wrong. It was quiet, oddly quiet. Normally mom would be on the phone with some client or another and my dad would be hogging the PS4 for Street Fighter. But there was nothing.

A quick look in the kitchen and I found a little cliche on the fridge. "Dear Lucas, we're taking a little trip up to my mother's house for a party. Don't worry we'll be back Sunday afternoon sharp.", I read aloud. So I had nearly the whole weekend to myself.

Nice.

Comfy Street Fighter V netplay with no dad to hog the console, leftover Dominoes pizza in a bag in the fridge and no June to speak of. This my friends is the paradise that was spoken of in legends. So I got to work right away with some training as Karin. I already tried out some of Ken's combos, so why not expand my horizons.

The hours flew by as I practice several Karin combos I had found online as well as giving her challenge mode a shot. Fighting games were my lifeblood in terms of competitive games and how could I say no to SFV? Life seemed like it was too good.

That's when it happened. A knock at the door. Pausing the game and putting my controller down, I hurried over to the door to not keep my guest waiting, whoever they were.

...

It was June.

...

How the fuck did she find my house?

"How the fuck did you find my house?"

"What you humans refer to as the yellow book. Now then, could you please let me in, my feet are awfully tired slav-", was all she could get out before I slammed the door. Nope. Not dealing with June's BS today. Not now. No dark elf was killing my good vibe. Evidently she disagreed.

A distinct crash could be heard from where my front door had been. Yes, June did use her whip to force open my door.

Yes I was plenty scared.

I scrambled to my feet and hurried up the stairs to my room. As soon as I had locked the door, I could already hear her footsteps running up the stairs. I started grabbing anything I could use to barricade the door in. Of course this wouldn't last for very long, as her ever so might whip forced my bedroom door off of its hinges. Great, two doors that need replacing...his folks were gonna kill him. Or June. Probably both of them.

Either way the barricade I had set up fell apart before her ever so mighty whip. At this point I'm going to assume it was magically amp'd up or something, June IS part of an old ass dark elf clan, so it wasn't too imposs-

And there's the long whip wrapped around my neck and brought before June's feet. Welp, so much for putting up any kind of real fight. "Finally. Fucking...finally...", she breathed heavily, any and all haughtiness or snobby elitism erased from her tone. I'm going to allow you to imagine what exactly happened next, but if you're guessing tea and crumpets...well something is wrong with you.

TLDR; wasn't as bad I thought.

-o-

Snap forward to a few weeks later with me beating my dark elf girlfriend's dark ass in Street Fighter. Again. "Now June, I hate to say it, but you literally cannot use charge characters to save your life.", I said thusly. Her Bison was laughable, and a total disgrace to the master of Psycho Power. "Slave, I keep telling you-" "I have a name. Use it or I swear to god I will deprive you of any sex.", I threatened, knowing exactly what June's weaknesses were.

When you...well, become as close with a mamano as me, you tended to know exactly what makes them tick and what doesn't. For my little dark elf waifu, it was like this. Ticklish neck, belly, hates being denied the sexy times.

With that, she slightly huffed. Patience was a virtue that hadn't been quite taught to her and as a dark elf, I shouldn't be much surprised. "Now then, do you want me to help you get your links down or-", I was caught off by June suddenly putting her controller down and clinging to my chest tightly. This...was different. Certainly much different then how she usually ends up treating me.

"Can we...just stay like this for a while Lucas...?", she whispered. I nearly let out a gasp, that was the first time she had used my name in a manner that wasn't lower then the dirt itself. I found myself returning the gesture and wrapping my arms around June's shoulders, keeping her close to me.

In hindsight,  did June force herself on me? Oh Jesus yes. Could she be verbally abusive? Have you met the woman, of course she could be.

Honestly though...it was moments like these that made it a bit more worthwhile. At the end of the day, that's what matters most, right?

-fin-