Talk:Goblin/@comment-27950421-20170317025519

So I played D&D tonight. In our party we had the single least lucky rock gnome in history. Poor bastard got thrown through a door by one of the other players who was playing a lizatdfolk monk (whistles innocently). Got caught in a trapped coridoor. Accidentally summoned a dragon. Got bitch slapped through a castle by said dragon. Was healed before he bled out, then thrown into the trapped coridoor by the above mentioned lizardfolk monk (totally not me, nope, I'm definitely not a chaotic neitral lizardfolk monk who throws gnomes, yep. Probably some other reptile obsessed nutter) just to make sure that all the traps were sprung and it was safe to go down. The guy later got surrounded by goblins and was beaten down during our rest, he rested separately to stay away from the chaotic neutral lizard ninja who totally isn't me.

Now, by now I'm sure you're wondering why I'm talking about this and why I'm putting the plight of a gnome on the goblin page. Well, this is the point. After having beaten down this gnome, the goblins started going through his stuff. Amongst this guys stuff were two scales and one vial of blood from a green dragon. Three of said goblins killed themselves with said scales and blood. Because this is goblin logic "oh hey, this guys carrying the scales/blood from an incredibly poisonous dragon! Let's lick/drink that shit"

Don't fuck goblins folks. Your kids will come out retarded.