Talk:Harpy/@comment-26115871-20150426221015/@comment-97.83.65.111-20150429022701

I'm a woman. I shall take her tell her "No, captain.", take her home, buy a boat and become a pirate.

She can grow up to be my first mate. We will pillage all of the portside villages and steal their men to swab our decks(Among other things). Then we shall sing sea shanties while I toss crackers at her.