Talk:War Discussion/@comment-24664052-20140621042615

(okay, a joke to help cool the things a bit)

(in an Order boot camp)

Drill Seargeant: Alright, why do we fight monsters?

Recruit: Sir, because monsters ruin and destroy our lives, sir!

Drill Seargeant: You, recruit, aside from defending the human race, why did you join the Order?

Recruit: Sir, my mother became a succubus during the invasion of Lescatie, sir!

Drill Seargeant: Bullshit, nobody cares about your mom! (turns to other recruit) You, recruit, why did you join my beloved Order?

Recruit 2: To avenge my brother who was taken by a werewolf!

Drill Seargeant: Bullshit! Nobody cares about your brother! We are all fighting to prevent others from suffering his fate! (truns to third recruit) You there, why did you join the Order?

Recruit 3:


 * Flashback*

Girtablilu Dentist: Now open your mouth.

Recruit 3: Wait, wait, you didn't apply a painkiller yet!

Girtablilu Dentist: Oh, sorry. (prepares her stinger)

Recruit 3: No thanks, do you have -AH OH MY FUCKING CHIEF GOD! THAT WAS FUCKING BIG!


 * Flashback ends*

Drill Seargeant: Bullshit! Nobody gives a fuck when you get your teeth yanked out by a mamono dentist!

(yeah, I know it's corny, but feel free to post your own jokes)