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"DEUS VULT!" the knight screams triumphantly as he makes his lone charge on the castle that is owned by a vampire. With a machinegun in his position he is confident that his victory will be easy. That is, until a scarlet blur passes him and he finds his firearm missing from his hands.

He spots the vampire close by holding his weapon with one hand and giving him an unamused expression. With a simple squeeze, the vampire breaks the weapon in half.

The knight charges at her only to receive a swift, but painful punch to his groin. As the man keels over in pain, the vampire shakes her head and mutters, "I just spent a beautiful night with my husband, and this is what I'm waken up to? Pathetic."

She reenters her castle and the knight is soon dragged off by a gleeful Ogre.

(New PFP. The Shock Nomadic from Borderlands 2.  He can command scores of handits and the tesla coil on his back will electrocute anyone who gets too close to him.)