Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170418004230

You have been invited to a march hare's house for tea. She has been perfectly nice and sweet to you, so you don't think she'll try anything. She hasn't even discussed anything lewd with you at all since you met.

When you get to her house, the table is set and the teapot is full. She comes in from the kitchen holding a Wonderland cake and some brioche. She smiles warmly at you and pulls out a chair for you, sitting in the one next to her.

&lsquo;So, is the tea all right?&rsquo; she asks as you take your first sip.&rsquo;

&lsquo;Sure – could I just have some cream and sugar, please?&rsquo; you ask?

The march hare's eyes light up as she whips off her pants and pulls down your zipper.

&lsquo;Of course, dear, you can have my sugary cream all you want!&rsquo; she says, rubbing her crotch. &lsquo;And I want some nice warm cream from you too.&rsquo;

She slips her hands inside your zipper, her eyes glowing with lust.

What would you do?