Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-26517142-20160413211322/@comment-27036092-20160417110914

(Not a serious answer as always, I might write a full one soon)

I am sitting on a couch. And I realize the couch is jelly. I turn my head and see the Shoggoth linked to the couch. I stand up and  jump on my bed, and oddly enough, I bounce like it's made out of an elastic matter. It is jelly, too. What the hell?

I run around the manor, and everywhere I go, I see the furniture replaced with jelly. I swear it wasn't there before. I then rturn to my room and calmly ask the Shoggoth : "Could you stop turning every piece of furniture into something you make out of your body, please? That makes me quite uncomfortable, actually." She then proceeds to bringing everything back to its original state. "Thank you."

She doesn't seem to be happy with that decision, but keeps cleaning my room silently. She even tries to clean me with one of her... err... tentacles? No, it looks like a featherduster. But also like a tentacle at the same time. I go away, somewhere where only one person can be at the same time... the water closet.

At least that's what I thought. As soon as I sit down, I realize the seat is the only thing left in the house made out of the shoggoth's gelatinous body. Oh, well, I guess I'm not the only one to have perverted thoughts around.

You guess what happens next.