Talk:Wyvern/@comment-25619592-20141106202359/@comment-50.141.109.24-20150210152722

The Wyvern girl is going to kill the human girl if nobody intervenes. It's not a question of maybe, it's guaranteed. The only reason the human hasn't been reduced to a spray of red mist yet is probably that the Wyvern girl doesn't want to risk hurting me, scaring me, or ruining my bedroom. But all tempers have limits. "Look you two, this has to stop. I see four possibilities.  Wyvern kills Human and Wyvern gets imprisoned for murder, since this town does have laws.  Human goes away and stops pursuing me, but is unhappy.  Wyvern goes away and we both fail as Dragoon trainees.  Or, you can figure out a way all three of us can get along.  Maybe agree to share me, maybe decide to date each other with me left out of it (though I wouldn't mind watching), maybe something I can't think of.  You're both beautiful, you're both my friends, and I don't want to see one or both of you get hurt because I chose the other.  So my vote goes for option four.  Now, whichever you pick it's late and I'm tired." Blow out the lantern, pull the blankets over me and try to go back to sleep. With any luck they'll have a whispered conversation then join me in my bed. But whatever they choose, I need my sleep!