Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160905032558

(Read Redknight910 WWYD Reponse to understand and the previous WWYD this one is based off of.)

Recently you saw a man running away from four different Mamono's a Dragon, a Minotaur, a Ogre, and a Amazon. During his run you saw him get picked up by said Dragon and the women flew away, as it was none of your business you just let it go.

You enter a Karaoke bar as you were meeting your friends there. After a few songs and drinks you all kick back and have fun, while sitting at the bar with you friends several women decide to hit on you, a Manticore who's using every pick up line in the book and whos tail is constantly rubbing your back she only leaves after taking a strong wiff of you, an Orc that is constantly grabbing you butt every chance she gets after a kiss on the cheek she leaves aswell. Just as you thought it was over a proactive Inari sits next to you and begins flirting with you and talking about how you would make her the happest women alive, she leaves but not before grabbing your crotch, your hope for peace is shattered when a Kunoichi suddenly appears next to you complamenting you on your singing voice she disappears just as quickly as she appeared.

For the past few months you notice the same four women almost everywhere you go, they show up at the gym, the store, and even that one time you were getting oil changed, you been getting dozens of letters in the mail from unknown sources each with different smelling perfume one even had lipstick on it.

As you're walking home from work, the Kunoichi appears infront of you. "I have come to make you mine, come with me or I'll have to drag you." she says, before you even get the chance to say anything you hear a loud gruff behind you. "He's not going anywhere with you." Behind you is the Orc from the bar.

"If he's going to be anyone's husband it's mine." The Inari shows up out of know where several fox fires surrounding her, they begin to surround you only to have several needles to fly at them and land infront of wach of the ladies. "I'm taking him, he's mine." When you look up at the voice you spot the Manticore standing above you all on a street light, they chrage each other and start fighting over who gets to have you during their scuffle they stop and look at you then each other.

"HE'S MINE!" they all dive at you at once, their little fight put some distance between you and them so you have time to run. (If you want.)

WWYD? 