Talk:Mindflayer/@comment-26017717-20150705222053/@comment-173.79.199.219-20150706185251

I figure being a shapeshifting squid-man would be significantly better than a lifetime of being whipped mercilessly and potentially having sex with my own daughter so I reluctantly decide take the Mindflayer up on her offer as long as she promises not to brainwash me. She reaches her long tentacles through the bars and have a little quickie, turning me into a squid and I slither through the bars into the waiting arms of my improvised new wife. We sneak out of the house with me wrapped around the mindflayers waist as planned and we casually make our way out of the village when I look back and see the Dark Elf that captured me heading back to her home acompanied by what is possibly the most gorgeous Pharaoh I've ever seen! "I know you've been having a difficult time finding a new king you're majesty" said the dark elf. "But I guarantee you'll absolutly LOVE the man I caught for you, he's just your type."

Goddamnit -_-