Talk:Raiju/@comment-27950421-20170427192120

You've recently moved to Zinpangu, having gottem fairly nice batchelor pad and a decent paying job, you've done fairly well for yourself.

Coming home from work one day you find a Raiju who seems to have dyed her hair and fur yellow, made red spots on each of her cheeks, and is vigorously jilling herself off on your living room carpet.

Upon seeing you enter she pauses in her self pleasure and looks up at you, "Welcome home master, wanna train a pokemon tonight?"

What do you do?