Talk:Salamander/@comment-26017717-20150708121525/@comment-28935784-20150708161917

I bribe the organizer to change the contestant against the bloke. Two hours later, my Wurm waifu slithers out of the doors into the arena to face him. I jump up and down in the stands, cheering for her and throwing popcorn down into the arena while looking at her adoringly. God, I love her so much for weathering me and my moods.