Talk:Houri/@comment-6246550-20150505185644/@comment-26115871-20150507100858

I ignore her. She eventually gets annoyed and begins roughly shaking me by my shoulders. "GET A GRIP! Now, I know someone cheated on you, and I know you're hurt. But I also know of a way to make all that pain go away."

She leans in and tenderly caresses my chin. "It's called 'arson'."

Twenty minutes later she and I are passionately making out as my friend's house burns in the background (don't worry, we made sure no one was in the house before starting the fire).