Talk:Werecat/@comment-26241048-20150409193429/@comment-5426290-20150715084923

I push both of them down and commence ASSERTIVE PETTING!

I pet both the girls and use enough force behind the petting that they won't even be able to raise their heads and glare at each other.

After petting them like this for five minutes they both lie submissively on the ground, not daring to make me be the Assertive Master again. I then enjoy my time switching between the two as I kiss, lick, sniff, gently-pet, and cuddle them.

After this they calmly cuddle me and eachother affectionately, being the perfect Bisexual couple for me to make love to.