Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-27950421-20170414014435/@comment-24026095-20170421210851

I throw a jar of semen on it. It slithers out, hissing and struggling to wipe its eyes. My wife is so charmed by the snake's odour she licks it clean while absent-mindedly asking how her pet could be so delicious. First time she said that to someone else apart from me, so I'm naturally jealous for a while. But after the sex that night which was twenty times as good, not anymore.

Anytime that little twat came along to ruin things, I'd slip my hand in my pocket or occasionally pretend to throw something at it. It always slithered out like its ass tail was on fire. That'll teach the little shit to mess with a pervert.