User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180131022625

The waifu apocalypse has come. Rifts in space time forming bridge between the world we know and a parallel universe where the Monster Girl Encyclopedia (and numerous fan made works) are accurate, scientific papers instead of just ultimately meaningless smut.

The hordes of unwed monstet girls swarmed out from these rifts, eager to capitolize on tbe new found source of uncorrupted women and much more importantly, unwed men. As is appropriate for the genre, conventional war fare proves to be completely useless and civilization as we know it soon fell.

That was about three months ago. Now that the initial shock the event has passed things settled down pretty quickly and the world quickly returned to normal, or a reasonable facsimile there of, with only fee dictators having been thrown out and their nations taken over by more benevolent, if infinitely lascivious new rulers. Now the infrastructure is repaired and trade has begun with the your world and the one full of monster girls and education is now underway to help both parties adapt to the new status quo.

With all this happening you even manage to not get captured and raped by one of the more frightening monster girls amd are still single. After a long day at work you find yourself sitting in front of your TV flipping channels when a comericial catches your eye:

''The commercial depicts a man trying to defend himself from a squad of Order soldiers with a gernade launcher, however the gernade fail to explode and just bounce harmlessly off of tje Order Soldiers shields. The Order soldiers are about to execute the man when they are inturrupted by a ridiculously muscular man walking on screen, "Awww... is something not exploding? A Brachy Waifu can fix that! Every punch thrown by a Brachy waifu has the chance to explode! WHAT THE F#CK ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!??! BRACHIES!! EXPLOOOOSSIONSSS!!! ''

The man reaches over and grabs a particularly scrawny looking order soldier out via an atomic wedgie that prominently displays him wearing a pair bright pink panties, "If you don't love explosions, then you're probably wearing womens underwear! I'm just saying."

The man tosses the order soldier aside and begins counting things off, "Brachy waifus come with everything good in the world, Sex, Explosions! Tits and Ass, Explosions! A commitment to physical fitness, and the undying dedication to- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE EXPLOSIONS!!!"

The scawny order soldier raises a hand, "Wait, I have a question..."

The man cuts her off, "BRACHIES MAKE THINGS EXPLODE!!! END OF SALES PITCH!!! 

''The man pulls a Brachy from off screen and plops her down beside the man with the disfunctional gernade launcher, "NOW GO PUNCH SOME BAD GUYS IN THE DICK!!!"

''The Brachy cracks her knuckles as she approaches the now cowering order soldiers with an evil grin as the screen fades to black and reveals a phone number. Shortly after you the screen goes to black you hear the muscular mans voice one last time, "Do not marry a Brachy waifu if you are allergic to AWESOMENESS or polycarbonate explosive..."''

It would seem that some mamono are adapting the modern technology of yoyr world to suit theur own purposes, what do you do?