Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31049256-20170802162903/@comment-28358106-20170810181154

(S9/Mar/Lil) "Oohh, I get it now.  I was confused about that.  I thought you had been through a healer's college or something.  That makes sense." Lucida cradles her elbow and pinches her lower lip. "I never thought I'd see a Vampire healer besides Simonelle. I'll bet you have a hard time convincing people to get close enough to do your thing."

Lilrava crashes to the ground directly behind Thomas. Things happen very quickly.

By the time Lilrava sees what the situation is, everything happens in a blur. Thomas is startled from a kneeling position, and he leaps to his feet so quickly that his feet get tangled and he pitches forward. Fortunately, Antoinette is directly in front of him. Unfortunately, he isn't able to catch himself as he dives face-first into Antoinette's large, naked breasts.

There is the briefest of pauses as Antoinette looks down at Thomas with beet-faced shock, his head trapped between her boobs as he flails.

She opens her mouth and wails a siren scream of embarrassment. And then, acting on reflex, her front leg springs up and she kicks Thomas in the balls.

"AAAAIIIEEEE!" ---WHUMPF---

As soon as she does so, she realizes what she's done, but it's too late. Thomas falls like a sack of rocks and sinks to the floor, doubled over in pain, his face a ghostly white, his eyes bugging out of his head.

"Oh...my Lord! My Lord, I'm...I'm so sorry!" Antoinette scrambles to put her bra on as Thomas crawls to a wooden trough nearby. "I'm so, so sorry, Lord! Please forgive me!"

Thomas, despite his high-pitched groans, looks up as he hunches over the lip of the trough. "It's...okay...AntoineBBLLARGLABLGBALBLH..." He ducks his head in.