Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20181201061225/@comment-34750416-20181203013312

...oh boy a interesting one... Going to take a slightly different approach then normal)

I see this man in front of, a man I looked up to all those days a go, a man that saved me. I certainly can’t put my wife in danger... unless... I got a idea, a wicked idea, and it might just work.

I duck into a alleyway, and make a quick call and walk out to talk to my old serg.

He looked at me and speaks in a nervous voice, “The human Demon?”.

I am taken aback by him calling me that and say laughing,”Been awhile since someone called me that, almost forgot about it,”

“Ha, How could you forget, you wore it like a badge of honor,”, he says laughing.

The human devil was my old nickname because I was quite the trickster, heck I’m a terrible fighter so I was known to use dirty tricks to win. I am kinda surprised they didn’t kick me out, guess they were desperate.

I then change to a much more sober tone and say to him,”So how have you been holding up these days?”

He then looks down and says quietly,”I wouldn’t even say I’m holding up at this point,”

I sigh and tell him,”If you need any help you can follow me to my home, you can stay for a bit. Least I can do for you after what happened those years gone.”

“...Reall... thank you so much” He jumps up and hugs me. I just smile and start walking back, which causes him to say in a suspicious tone,”Wait, I know that smile... Oh no...”.

“Oh Yes” I just say as I start to drag him with me.

He then laughs nervously and quickly say”The devils grin, once you see it you are screwed.” Oh he has no clue how true that is.

“I heard your wife passed on,” I say with a fake sober tone.

“Yes... why are you asking, and why am I following,” sarg almost screams out.

“Well we are here”, I say nearly laughing and looking straight at my home.

“I ummmmm should get going now”,He yells out as he try’s to break for it. I grab him by the shirt before he could though.

I chuckle out,”Your already here atleast have a meal before you go,” I start to drag him inside, him knowing full well I have something planned.

When I walk into my home I yell out, “Honey Buns I’m home”. When I say that, my cute wittle wife devil jumps down and tackles me, but not before I pull sarg in and lock the door. He knows I’m nit kidnapping him... that doesn’t mean he’s not scared though, probably got worse once he saw I’m married to a devil.

“Oh Chief god what did I get myself into” he says scared not knowing what I’m planning. My wife (Whoose name is actually Honey Buns) grabs onto both of us and serves us dinner.

While being dragged to eat, I decide to ask,”So how is our repairs going?”

Honey giggles and says,”She’s almost done”. She then forces sarg to sit down, and serves us both, showing sarg she’s serving me the food without any demonic food In it.

I decide to ask before sarg could pipe up,”So is our kid doing fine”

She looks at me and says,”Yep, she’s just sleeping... also eat up Sarg”

Sarg then looks at the devil and try’s to get up and dashes now knowing I contacted her ahead of time, but he ends up getting tackled before he can... he just stands there.

I see a Lich walk into the kichen, now just looking at Sarg, being possessed by a ghost. She then sternly looks at me and says, so you said you could get me brad easily.

I laugh and says, I might be able to get him here today, should be up for the taking for you.

Sarg did end up staying with us for quite a while, with his old wife, and that Lich that helped up is now probably experimenting with brad.