Talk:Mershark/@comment-28718853-20170202123929/@comment-29602226-20170204195055

She must be quite used to human men shitting themselves when they see her coming. She probably thinks it's part of the human mating ritual...

But even if it works, you may end attracting the marine counterpart to the Beelzebub... some kind of coprophagic fish Mamono, maybe?