Thread:The Reptile King/@comment-28929693-20161116041925

Greetings from the CDC arctic research facility in [redacted]. We have called apon you, Mr.Reptile, to assist us in clearing infected areas of a newly discovered and highly contagious plague that has decimated 5 civilizations, including Crabtopia. This plague affects its victims almost immediately, causing Emesis, Hemorrhaging of the eyes, Insanity, along with a laundry list of other effects. This plague often causes it's victims to become feral, and the tiniest cut from an infected can spread the plague.

It was first located in Crabtopia, where a drunk scientist at a celebratory party for the success of turning their leader, SpyCrab, into a human. The scientist, now named patient0, released the chemical 27-9Z by stumbling onto and breaking a vial of said substance, thus starting the spread

We are contacting you because you are the most highly skilled warrior and military leader we are able to contact at this moment. If you reply, please note we are very busy and it may take time to get back to you.

Thank you for your time.





This was a message from the CDC Arctic Research Facility (CARF). These messages are only sent in cases of emergency or otherwise dire circumstances. Thank you.  