Talk:Minotaur/@comment-184.6.207.139-20150622182117

A knight of the Order, a Lilim, and a Minotaurus walk into an inn in a pro-Mamono town. The knight, being a coward and seeing that he is outnumbered, accepts the Lilim’s offer to buy him a drink, and they each order a beer.

Now, the innkeeper has a teenaged son, and because it’s a pro-monster town, the residual demonic energy from a multitude of nonhuman patrons has changed the kid into an incubus. Seeing this, the knight forgets his drinking companions, draws his sword, and exclaims “You have birthed this demon?”

The Lilim strikes the knight unconscious, grabs the kid, and starts fondling him, declaring “You have the cutest son in the world!”

The Minotaur glances at the kid, slams down her drink, and bellows “You have anything stronger than the pisswater I just drank?”

Please don’t hurt me.