Talk:Jabberwock/@comment-26115871-20151231214526/@comment-27550231-20160105110442

Me: *Get's into a defensive stance* Ok, I don't really care I have places to go *Back's away slowly*

Jabberwock: *smiles seductively* You know why don't you be my teddybear so we can snuggle?

Me: *Readies sword* "I really have to get going now, I'm going to be late to my friend's wedding"

Jabberwock: "You're lying, you are a very naughty boy and you need to be punished" *Pounces*

Me: *FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Internally*



Me: *Running away* "Got some good hits on that thing, good thing her teddy got in the way!"

Jabberwock: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEDYYYYYYYYYY!!!" *Holds burning remains of giant teddy bear*