Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20190220172829

You were coming home from work, it was friday evening, and as you had nothing special to do you decided to make a little detour to a small pub that was close to your home. Grabbing your preferred drink after hard week of work always got your weekend starting well.

How ever as you are drinking you happen to notice a gremlin drowning her sorrows to a rather strong looking drink. She was clearly very sad about something, and you really wanted to go ask what's wrong and possibly even comfort her, even thuogh that might be very bad idea as she is a mamono. For quite a while you were thinking how you should stay away from her, but eventually you gathered enough courage to go ask what's wrong with her.

Between her sobs she admits that he cant find a man, because she herself is complete screwup. She could easily get any man in her bedroom, that's no problem, but almost every gadget that she has made, to provide pleasure to her stll future husband, end up hurting the man. Then again those gizmos are the manifestation of her love, and she feels that she herself is so worthless without them. "It's like human man give roses to their loved ones, but all you can manage is sack of shit." so to speak.

Her last creation took almost 3 years to build, a very large bed, with hundreds of "other" functions. She got a nice guy that she liked in there, but judging from his experession and screams she had just made a torture device. She had hoped to marry that guy today, but she had to release him from the bed, and that guy ran so fast and so far that she had lost him before she could even properly apologize.

Almost before you realized, she was sitting on your lap, crying openly against your shoulder, about how misrable being she was. Useless at everything as she put it.

You kinda would like to help her, but even most human tech is too much for you to understand, and gremlin tech is on whole another level, so there is no way that you could help her troubleshoot her creations, except maybe as a test subject, but that sounds rather dangerous.

WWYD 