Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-99.184.74.157-20190507061458/@comment-36855838-20190508041454

"Now, look here buddy, I'm an engineer, which means I solve problems."

The sounds of rockets and bullets echo distantly, as the batle slowly shifts nearer.

"Not problems such as 'are baphomets sexy' because that woyuld fall under the purview of your conundrums of sexual attraction."

The pair of kids look at each other as I stop playing guitar to have a sip of hard lemonade.

"I solve practical problems, for instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean order soldier from killing my friends and neighbors?"

I kick a severed paladin's arm into the air, clyde beeps in excitement and shoots it out of the sky.

"The answer? Use a gun!"

A young jinnko, who had been relatively quiet until now, finally spoke up as the order arrived.

"And if that don't work?"

I resume playing, the army marches closer, and with a hard stroke of the strings, a power chord signals the rise of clyde's brothers, several upgraded sentry guns.

"Use more gun."



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