Talk:March Hare/@comment-37532776-20190104105748/@comment-29602226-20190104193603

But you can pump enough DE into a burning body that it will heal as fast as it breaks down... And the March Hare will think that your screams of pain while she mounts you are cries of pleasure (well, they will eventually become cries of pleasure, when the fire is extinguished, your body regenerates and the March Hare keeps churning your butter like crazy...).

The worst part? Now she thinks that's your kink, and she will offer to bring a can of oil next time she wants to sex you...