Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20181111041818/@comment-28718853-20181205225840

I can barely feel my eye twitching as I stare at myself on TV in disbelief. Haven't these people ever heard of privacy? I turn to my backyard and spot a camera staring at me, monitoring my every move so long as I stay in my living room.

It doesn't matter. I've been conscripted onto this blasted show and now I need to hide. The basement is the only viable location that I can think of right now as it's the only room in my house without any windows. Oh Jeanette, I wish you were still by my side right now. Then the monsters out here would leave me alone.

A trip down the flight of stairs and I grab my trusty e-tool out of the metal basket. I work as a landscaper during the day, so it makes sense for me to own one. Plus my son and I love to dig trenches with it after a snowstorm.

With my means of defense in hand I dive into my washing machine which is barely large enough to fit someone of my size.

There I wait, and wait, and wait. If I'm lucky this mamono will give up and leave, but knowing the powerful senses of such a supernatural being that hope is nothing more than a wet dream. Whoever's inside my house right now will track me down, open the hatch to my hiding spot, and likely overpower me. I probably wouldn't stand a chance against a Kobold if I'm being honest, and they're one of the most submissive mamono in existence.

It felt like five minutes have passed when I finally hear the lid open to see multiple yellow eyes staring at me.

My e-tool starts to rise out for a fight, but I'm stopped as the Gazer herself appears and stares at me with her main eye. Thoughts start running through my head about how badly I want to be raped by this Gazer. Thoughts pour in about how beautiful single-eyed monsters are. I climb out of the washing machine, ready to be taken to town by my future wife who is already trying to undo my belt buckle before my feet even touch the solid floor.

I'm so lucky to run into a monster as drop dead gorgeous as this Gazer. What a night. What a damn good night.