Talk:Wererabbit/@comment-25095137-20140813184313/@comment-70.78.6.169-20140813200051

Thinking that I'm having a pleasant dream, I pull her close, snuggle, and kiss her on the forhead. She doesn't wake, but smiles warmly and hugs me tightly. Then drift back to sleep. A few hours later I awake to find my head on her lap, with her smiling at me while running a hand through my hair.

"Ah, you are awake my husband!" She says sweetly, before planting a loving kiss on me.

Startled, I sit bolt upright and scramble to my feet. "Wha... What did you say? Husband?" I stammered, while inching backwards.

She gets up still smiling brightly. "No need to be coy, my husband." She says. Then suddenly leaping high into the air, pouncing on me and pinning me to the ground. "I'm sorry my husband, but I'm not letting away from my side from now on."

Crap, I'm in it now.