Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-26219553-20150425113148

You're been transported to Wonderland and are currently bushwhacking through a particularly dense patch of forest.

Soldiering on through the trees, not entirely sure of where you're heading yet, you emerge into a clearing, a curious tableau set out before you: a table covered with a red and white cloth, covered with various knick-knacks suggestive of a tea party taking place. Three chairs have been placed around the table, although two are empty- the third being occupied by an oddly-dressed young lady with what looks like an oversized mushroom on her head.

Looking up from the cup of tea she's currently nursing, you see a mischievous look flit across her face as she notices you, before setting down her cup and saucer. Standing up, she bows respectfully and gestures to one of the empty chairs. "Why, good morning, my dear sir! You're just in time for a spot of tea, and my Jabberwock friend just departed with her other half, so we have a few seats free. Charming girl, knows her bandersnatches and the frumiosity thereof inside and out- pity she left with her gentleman, really, but needs must when you're a couple, I suppose. Apologies, I'm babbling, aren't I? Care for a drink to pass the time?"

With that, she promptly reaches for the teapot and pours you a cup of tea, before setting it down in one of the empty spots. Even though you haven't sat down yet, you can smell that tea from where you're standing- a pleasant scent, albeit with an edge to it that worms its way into the cracks of your mind. Somehow...

What do you do next?