Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20191220164523

Ahh the 24th of december and the time of the year when families all around the world come together and celebrate the coming of the demon lord.... wait somehow i remember that differently, but ok.

Its christmas eve and you are alone, like always, thats what you get when you life more than 4000 miles away from your family and one flight costs more than a thousand dollars, teleportation costs even more so thats also not an option. All your friends celebrate with their respective wives, except you, who is single. Nontheless you made the best of the situation and celebrate your own way with a good drink and all three parts of the lord of the rings.

You had a nice and calm evening until you heared strange noices coming from the chimney, at first you thought some chrismas themed robber tried to climb down, but there were too many voices. Before you could arm yourself with the nearest object, there was a loud whoomp and suddenly a white haired succubus dressed in a santa suit stood in your living room.

She had a huge sack on her back and and a piece of paper in her hand. You were dumbfounded by the events happening and she seemed to use this moment to announce something.

"Mr. Anon, am i right?" she asked.

You only managed to nod at her question.

she proclaims: "Perfect. I santa claus am here to gift you with something that i know you need the most in these lonely times, a wife who loves you and cares f....."

Finally you managed to get a hold of yourself, so you interrupted her in the middle of her speech.

"What? santa claus is a man, not a lilim and what do you mean gift me a wife?".

"I means what i said you mean interrupter".

Without delay she put down her bag and opened it revealing some sort of pocket dimension. She then pulled out an (inser mamono of your choice), closed the bag and threw it over her shoulder again.

"Have some fun you two and remember santa whats you two to do many naughty things so that she doesn't have to come back next year".

With that she disapeared through the chimney again leaving you and the (insert mamono) alone behind.

Wwyd? 