User blog comment:ArmInAss/Famous Last Words..../@comment-25113070-20140907104836

"Well this dark and foreboding forest, filled with moving vegetation, sure looks like a nice place for me and my girlfriend to have a stroll. what could possibly go wrong?"

A day later.....

Laying on the floor and breathing heavily outside the forest, covered in various bodily and non bodily fluids. i look over to my now succubus wife.

"Go again?"