Talk:Lich/@comment-25998918-20150203054810/@comment-27049723-20151218003040

"A little." I say as I take the chance to look her over. "I hope you're not planning on using those." I continue pointing towards the shackles. "Oh, these? Not if I don't have to." She says, looking me over as well. She walks up to me,and I think I hear her mutter to herself "He's perfect." her desire clear to any who heard the soft whisper.

She backs off a little and asks "How would you like to be my husba- Uh, I mean, new lab assistant?"

"Depends. What's the pay?" I ask, ignoring her slip up. She reaches up and cups my cheek, and I start to feel a strange tingle in my face. "How about you come back to the lab with me and I show you." she says.

Normally, little red flags should be going up, but for some reason I feel like I can trust her. I nod and follow her back into her catacomb, which turns out to be a fairly extensive laboratory.

I turn to see her lying seductively on a table, looking even more naked now that her cloak is off. "Now about your payment." She giggles as she does the 'come hither' motion with her finger, causing a strange force that, literally, pulls me over towards her. Once I'm in front of her, she kisses me, the tingling returning, and the next thing I know we're already having sex, eventually we finish and collapse, satisfied.

"So will you marry me?" She asks, breathing heavily, and dropping all pretenses.

"You drive a hard bargain, but yes." I say, reaching over and giving her a small kiss. A few minutes later, while we're still cuddling, I perk up and say "Y'know, I'm happy and all, but I can't shake the feeling I'm forgeting something." Meanwhile, my rival and a few of my friends are scouring the graveyard looking for me.