Talk:Umi Osho/@comment-26948680-20160903211733

You are walking along the promenade when a group of aquatic monsters bustle excitedly towards you. When they approach you a kraken drops an umi osho shell in front of you and explains, "this little darling helped all of us when we needed it most. We thought we'd give back to her. Go on then!" It's only when a timid bespectacled face peeps out of the shell that you realise the umi osho is one you know who has always been friendly but incredibly shy around you. She stammers "oh n-n-no they really found you! O-ok, w-would you like to go on- ah- I really li- is it hot out today- I mean, do you want to go on a date with me!! eek! That was so forceful of me! I can't do this, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm ..." She continues apologising as she retreats back into her shell. A mermaid pats her shell and sighs "don't worry, you'll work up the courage one day." The group disperses leaving you and the umi osho alone, her still apologising in her shell on her back.

What do you do?