Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171111211656/@comment-27950421-20171216142942

I pop my head over the wall, "My counter-offer, give us all of your women, and we will allow you to leave with your lives!"

The Dark Elf in charge just stares at me blankly for a moment before yelling, "There's nothing but women out here!"

I reply, "And there's nothing but men in here!"

The Dark Elf pauses and goes to talk to the Orc, Ogre, and Minotaur leaders, "He says they want all of our women and they only have men in there."

The ogre leader looks to her lieutenant, "Get another battering ram."

The Minotaur leader narrows her eyes, "Hold on... this is sounds suspicious."

The ogre turns to her, "What do you mean?"

The Minotaur crosses her arms, "They have nothing but men in there and they want our women? That's way to good to be true."

The Orc looks to the Dark Elf, "Hey find out how they only have men in the city."

The Dark Elf huffs, "Why me?"

The Ogre shoves her out the tent, "Because your the most human one here. It's better for negotiations, now GO!"

The Dark Elf grumbles and once again yelling up to the town gates, "How do you only have men in there?"

I yell back, "We kept sending women out to get supplies and you took them all!"

The leadership of the mamono army outside looks to the large crowd of newly monsterized recruits.

The Minotaur blinks, "huh... so we did."

The Orc yells at the Dark Elf, "Ask him why they want our women!"

The Dark Elf sighs then yells to me, "Why do want-"

I cut her off, "You held us undersiege for 6 weeks! We're horny!"

The Ogre starts yelling to the Dark Elf, "Accepthisterms!Accepthisterms!Accepthisterms!"

The Minotaur bellows, "Hold on! I still don't trust thi-"

She freezes up mid sentence when she sees me topless, waving my bright red shirt over my head.

The Minotaur yells again, "FUCK IT! ACCEPT HIS DAMN TERMS! I'M TO HORNY TO CARE RIGHT NOW!"

The Dark Elf calls up, "Fine! We accept your terms!"

There's a slight pause before I yell back, "Alright! We're opening the gates."


 * inside the wall

I turn back the rest of the men in the village, "Ok guys they fell for it, you all know what to do."

We all give an evil grin as every man present pulls out a raging mushroom."