Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171211233110/@comment-29325824-20171215180024

I look at him, then at the Nurarihyon in the doorway. I pinch the bridge of my nose as I try to make sense of this. "Let me get this straight," I say, "You just sold me, your friend, into an arranged marriage with a Mamono in exchange for an Xbox?" "Yes, but it's the best version of the newest model! It was the deal of a lifetime! Plus I'll allow you to play too!" he says, trying to justify his actions. I sigh, look at my new wife and start laughing, much to my friend's confusion. As I walk over to her and embrace her, I tell my friend: "You know, I should be mad at you. But you do know that, as a Nurarihyon, she probably got this one for free, right? And that whoever's her husband gets access to her massive wealth and status, right?" As my friend starts to realize what an error he made, I quickly leave with my Nurarihyon wife, and find several Kikimora's, Shoggoth, and other devoted servant Mamono waiting for us at my wife's massive mansion. Which includes another newest Xbox.