Thread:Jekkers/@comment-26380985-20150826154111/@comment-26380985-20150827013946

I: Lucky me. - This can be interpreted in various ways. Draw two magic guns and point to each of them.

Pharaoh: That may well be fortuitous. - She smiled at me without ignoring the Apophis. - Hey you, fight with me against apophis. - She's order.

I can even feel the sound of her voice echoing in my mind, compelling me to obey. If not for a magical seal made on my back I sure would already be of swearing obedience knees, but for now no costs me to pretend.

I: As you wish my lady. - I point my pistols for Apophis.

Apophis: That's not fair. - She gets angry.

Pharaoh: The winners decide what is fair or not. - She smile triumphantly. - And he does not seem too bad, maybe I make him my consort.

Apophis: Your shrew! - She gets angry. - We'll see if you continues to talk like that after I finish with you.

The situation progress for the worse. No one would want to stay between two nerve mamonos. Let's look at the options: I could shoot two and knock them down now, but hardly could with one shot and probaly only irritate them; I help Apophis? Too risky; Help the pharaoh? It is the safest bet between the two, but then I would become her consort ... maybe still is not a good choice, I think; Escape while fighting? It sounds like a good option, but it's just temporary. The winner might want to go after me later.

Whatever the choice nothing was guaranteed. To my happiness I remembered that I still had something that receives as payment for another job.

I: ladies. - Two turn to me. - I think we can decide this peacefully.

The two look at me curious. I open my purse and shot her one Couple's fruit. A fruit used to make couples (short), my client said that had been grown on a very special method, so it was much stronger than a common, hopefully they would not notice.

Me: Here with me I have this very... special fruit. It's called ... - I try to imagine a good name. - Fruit of domain. - The two look at me suspiciously. - I a fruit that comes in two that allows a user to dominate the other. How about doing so? Each one eats and decided to luck.

Apophis: Huh !?

Pharaoh: Why should ... why should I accept it?

Me: Well ... it is that you two have as healthy skin, but if they fought could leave them full of scratches and bruises. - A very weak excuse, but I was only I could think of.

Apophis: Now that you mention. This seems like a good idea.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Pharaoh: For once we agree with something.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Each eating a piece of fruit and its expected effects. After thirty seconds the two begin to grab and kiss. If you ever thought to see one apophis and Pharaoh had a lesbian relationship believe me when I say this: is a very strange scene, exciting but strange nonetheless.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">While the two are helpless I use my pistols and bullets fill the freezing and the two fall in the sarcophagus of the pharaoh who had seen an ice tomb.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">In the end I was very lucky. I looked around the room anything of value than I could get. Some jewelry, some gold coins, the mangrove Pharaoh and some scales of Apophis who were scattered around the room, take more than that will let me very heavy. I hope the scales and the mangrove sell well because only gold and jewels are not worth the risk.