Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26380985-20150723010538/@comment-26115871-20150920184729

Why, as their brother I am nearly offended. They should know that they can tell me anything. With that in mind I eventually corner them and ask what's up. My older sister goes on some long, complicated explanation about how the two of them are trying to set good examples for me and for all other onis by refusing their urge to drink, explaining how they hope to fix some hurt relations with other species such as humans. My little sister and I just glance at each other as my older sister continues for at least half an hour, offering up one positive aspect after another.

Eventually she has to stop to take a breath, and is quite clearly exhausted. I turn to my little sister. "So what's up?"

"The last few times we got drunk we found ourselves fantasizing about you. We don't want to end up raping you, so we no longer want to be drunk around you."

Blue (that's our nickname for my older sister) immediately bashes Red (guess who) on the head. "Ha ha - that's so funny, Red! But no, as I already explained -"

"You were literally moaning his name as you fingered yourself! Try to explain that!"

"I-I uh . . . I uh . . . I-I thought I had heard him downstairs and was saying hi. I mean, being drunk it kind of . . . didn't work very well."

I sigh as Red keeps trying to get Blue to admit it, and Blue keeps giving very flimsy explanations for her own reactions whenever Red calls her out on it. So, they've been fantasizing about me. The two of them are starting to wreck the straw hut we live in (it's easy to repair whenever they knock it down), so I ultimately sigh before I leave the room - with both of my startled sisters immediately watching me leave. Within half a minute I walk back into the room, carrying a big jug of sake.

Red is delighted. Blue is. . . even more delighted, actually. Before long we all are good and drunk, and the whole night turns into a dreamy blur. We wake up within the destroyed straw hut, the three of them wrapped around me. I just smilie as I wrap my arms around them as well, as they wake up.

"No matter what happens, I'll accept responsibility."

"Okay, little brother."

"Yeah, now this is how it goes! You, me, Blue, and . . . why is there a fourth person here - MOM!?"