Talk:Ogre/@comment-72.218.243.18-20160506205743/@comment-27800590-20160513000741

I try to give a convincing grin, asking if she remember's what happened last time we met. All I get is a growl and a lunge. I duck under the attack and run for my life, trying not to trip lest it mean my end.

I make it back to town, but the ogre's still chasing me, and as I run through the main street, screaming like a madman. The only ones who pay any attention are the guards, who recognise me and lean against their pikes.

"About time someone got you, ya slipppery bastard!" I run straight between the guard who said it and his partner, both of whom are bowled over by the ogre chasing me. I laugh as I turn the corner, then start climbing up a wall. I'm halfway up before I feel something grab my ankle, and suddenly I'm being pulled back down to the ground.

I look up at my captor, and the ogre has  sadistic smile on her face. "Now you get to see how it feels to get you're pelvis shattered." She growls, ripping off my pants and mounting me. Long story short I'm now her husbaand and any time she even thinks I look like I'm going to steal something I get pulled away and ridden into the dirt. Things could be worse I guess.