Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20181107034529

I answer a knock on the door to find, not the Dark Valkerie, but in fact two human men. Mormon missionaries to be exact.

The first smiles to, "Howdy there, would you like to hear about how Jesus hates black people and how we're gonna get a planet when we die?"

I stare at them blankly, "Go away."

I shut the door in their face.

One mormon looks to other, "Well shucks, that's fifteenth one today."

The second sighs, "I know, it's like our magic underwear don't work or something..."

They turn around to find the two Dark Priests that started this standing behind them with the rapiest smiles they had ever seen.

The first Dark Priest grabs one of Mormons, "So, wanna see our magic underwear?"

The second Dark Priest follows suit, "We'll have to take you two to our place to do that, we're not wearing any underwear right now..."

Before either of mormons could reply they're dragged off to a sinful fate...