Talk:Oomukade/@comment-82.37.23.250-20150226222231/@comment-26219553-20150413222652

Choking down my impending heart attack at the realisation that I was the little spoon for a giant centipede monster, I froze up. After a few seconds went by without me being injected with enough venom to make my boner pierce the heavens, I slowly and carefully shifted around in her coils until I was looking her in the eye. That was when I noticed the tears running down her cheeks.

Forgetting my predicament for a moment, I automatically asked her what was wrong- hey, best to stay civil when someone's almost literally got you by the balls.

Stopping mid-sniffle as she realised she was being spoken to, she stammered in a voice barely above a whisper, "S-sorry, it's... it's just been so long s-since I had someone to hold... it's lonely out here... p-please don't go..."

Even if my constricted position gave me a choice in the matter, I still took a critical hit to the feels at that outburst. Deep in contemplation for a moment, I mused; was there really anyone waiting for me back home any more? My parents died years ago, and I didn't stay in touch with old friends. Hell, they probably thought I moved. If being human and lonely sucked that much, what must it have been like for this poor girl, who's older than me by god knows how many decades?

Thinking about uncomfortable topics for a few minutes, I finally reached a decision. "Fuck it." I say, leaning over to kiss her on the cheek, causing her to gasp in surprise and her face to redden adorably. "Let's be lonely together."