User blog comment:Dragon´s Blade/World Coexistence Alliance/@comment-12.249.17.26-20140604214352/@comment-24934423-20140604223019


 * Holstauri were grazing in the pasture, while Alraunes and Mandragoras bathed in the sun (one of the Alraunes was busy being molested by Honey Bees).

Farmer: "G'mornin'!"

Rexir: "Good morning. My wife and I need your help."

Farmer: "What seems t'be the probl'm?"

Rexir: "My wife's flower wilted. What does that mean?"

Farmer: "Lemme take a looksie here..." *He starts inspecting Maia*


 * During the inspection, the farmer lets out a few "hmm's" and "ah's" and "hehehe's." After about a minute...

Farmer: "Ya left 'er in th' ground fer quite a while, eh?"

Rexir: *Looks at how young the farmer's Mandragoras look compared to Maia* "I guess so. Is that a bad thing?"

Farmer : "Nah, it's perfectly fine! Ah pull mine up earlier 'cause that's th' size that's the most perductive; big 'nough to grow good roots, but small 'nough so the nutrients don't go anywhere extra, if ya know what ah mean! *Winks* "Don' worry, she's plenty healthy!"


 * Both Rexir and Maia breathe a sigh of relief.

Rexir: "That's good to hear, but why did her flower wilt?"

Farmer: "Welp, there's sev'ral reasons why Mandrag'ras' flowers wilt. One's that yer not takin' good care o' 'em. Mandrag'ras need a lot'a nutrients, sun, water and love t'grow healthy.

Maia: "Rexir takes very good care of me, though, and he loves me a lot."

Farmer: "Second's that they're outta season."

Rexir: *Looks at the farmer's Mandragoras again. They're in full bloom.* "That's not it, either."

Farmer: "Welp, the last one's that she's fruitin'."

Maia: *Tilts her head* "I'm...fruiting?"

Farmer: "Yep. Yer husband here managed t'pollinate ya." *Points to her belly* "Since yer fully grown, ya can expect t'have 'bout ten or so seedlin's by the middle o' fall, just in time for the autumn fest'val. Congratulations!"

Maia: *Ecstatic* "YAY!" *Flings herself at Rexir*

Rexir: "Woah! *Catches her and holds her close* "This is great news!"

Farmer: *Smiles* "Ya'll come back in autumn! Ah'll help ya with deliverin' the tykes, 'kay?"

Rexir: "Sure thing! See you later!"

Maia: *Smiling* "Thank you!"