Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29325824-20180705105933/@comment-27950421-20180705122453

I quietly slink away before the two can notice me...

Only to appear a short distance behind them. I slowly lower myself down into position, preparing myself like a sprinter getting ready for a race. My breathing goes deeper and my muscles begin to tense. My eyes narrow as I focus on my target. Still the two broken heated mamono fail to notice me.

I explode out of my position at a dead sprint, running as fast as possible. Legs and lungs burning as I gain speed.

The yeti hears the noise of my feet pounding into the ground and looks back only to see me hurling myself at the pair.

Her eyes widen but before she can alert her friend to anything being wrong, I let out a mighty yell and leap throwing myself completely off the ground, "HIGH VELOCITY TACTICAL CUDDLES!!!!!"

I smash into the pair, throwing all three of us to the ground before cuddling them into submission.