Talk:Familiar/@comment-26380985-20160207192429/@comment-27550231-20160317001946

I put on my headphones and start to play Sympathy for the devil then I shoulder my bat and look around as they begin to surround me. "I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!"I say taunting them. Just then one of them pounces at me and I narrowly dodge as a second one attacks too. Enter montage fighting scene of me batting familiars out of the air as they jump at me one by one. After a minute of chaos the store is peacfull and familiars are strewn about everywhere. One is stuck halfway through the wall, another is sprawled on the shelves, another is stuck on the rotating ceiling fan. As the shop owner lookes over the counter he asks. *shaking* "Wh-who are you!" I then turn around and say with a sly grin on my face "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."