Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180327003916/@comment-30700719-20180327030238

I smirk. "Do you really think a lock's gonna stop me? I could probably punch through that glass."

I walk over to the window, yeah, and I pull my fist back as far as it can go. "No, legit, I will break your window." She shakes her head and softly mutters, "Go ahead, try..." I punch the window with all my might.

Unfortunately for me, she decided to go with the 'bomb-proof house' bundle pack, and a metal shutter slams closed as I punch it.

I hold my fist in silence for a second, then scream in pain. "What the bloody hell?" I look back at the cold steel shutter, then wince over my hand again. Unfortunately, she did not remorse.

"You see, I thought of everything..." I raise an eyebrow and shake my hand.

"I don't believe that. No-one can truly think of every possible thing. It's simply physically impossible." I stare off into space for a moment.

"Yes, any minute now..." I turn my attention back to her. "'Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plageis the Wise?'"

She pouts and moves closer. "Don't think that quoting Star Wars is gonna get you out of this..."

I continue with, "'If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'da been married a long time ago. Where didja come from, where didja go, where didja come from, Cotton Eyed Joe?'"

She frowns. "Okay, now you're directly teasing me..."

I slap a huge, goofy grin on my face and keep going, "'Schaug hi, da liegt a toter Fisch im Wasser, den mach ma hi, den mach ma hi.'"

She stomps forward and clamps her hands around my arms. "That's it, I can't stand it anymore..."

I quickly pipe in, "'I can't shake 'em!'"

She pauses in sheer rage, giving me just enough time to whisper, "'Auf dein wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho...'"

Suddenly, a barrage of projectiles hits the side of her house, blasting away a good door-shaped piece of wall. I take this moment to shimmy out from under her and bolt for the not-quite-a-door, pausing just centimetres from freedom. "You would have had a better chance if you had taken me out for coffee first...I understand you have the whole inhuman lust thing going on, but...never mind. We could still meet for a drink, I'm free on Tuesdaaaaay!..."