Talk:Cursed Sword/@comment-26115871-20160420175553/@comment-26492770-20160423134022

I guess I'd do the same as Flod here. I leg it like everyone else, but I hide up in a tree, keeping myself hidden behind the leaves and branches, until the whole thing is over. She gets one of the slower guys, and the two of them eventually get married. I now have a brother-in-law.