Talk:Alp/@comment-59.189.164.79-20141222110543/@comment-26115871-20150422161347

Oh, for fuck's sake - IF I WANT THEM TO HAVE HOT LESBIAN SEX THEN BY GOD I WILL MAKE THEM HAVE HOT LESBIAN SEX! :P

That being said, I am not a particularly strong man, so I can't fight off all of the alps. It's not long before I'm an alp as well (that explains so much of my life, btw) and they happily tweak a few dicks - I mean, strings - to get me a job as a waitress too.

Guess what happens at the end of every day that we have been teasing both ourselves and the customers? :D