Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20180106213054/@comment-25808351-20180106215155

"Hold on babe." I walk over to my liquor cabinet and take a shot of whiskey. Then I walk up to her, my face bright red. "You have no idea how much I dreamt of this day! Give me some sugar!" As I advance to kiss her, she punches me in face.

"You idiot! I was gonna kiss you first! You fucked up my whole plan! First we were to have a nice dinner, then we get drunk, then I kiss you in a romantic way! Damn fool." She then straddles me as I lay on the ground, my lip bleeding. "I guess I'll just have to make due." With zero hesitation she kisses me. THE END!