Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37781489-20190304224525/@comment-38232361-20190322051319

(Hands resume and "Help Wanted" poster with your address) I'm here for the job opening sir!

Amazon still trying to kidnap me after the accident

"Alright, kidnapping me isn't working for you, and it isn't getting either of us anywhere. I am not some cowardly whelp you can just pounce on, I am a Man! You want to be my lover?  Earn it! SEDUCE ME!