Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20190408152936/@comment-35836714-20190408161954

Finally 9 am, time for lunch. Just yesterday i had bought one of the best doughnuts that the local shop had to offer. One such delicacy costs as much a 20 normal doughnuts in a package, but oh boy are they worth it and now its time to indulge myself in this piece of heaven.

But when i open the fridge in the restroom and unlock my private compartement i found nothing, just emptiness. At first i was dumbfounded, i knew that it should be in here, but i wasn't and then i realized it. My Boss had stolen my treasure, she was the only one who had a spare key for my personal freezer shelf, it had to be her.

So i stormed inside her office and then i saw her, my danuki boss Maria sitting on her chair eating my doughnut. I knew it was mine, because i was strawberry flavored and had this special red icing. So i did the only logial thing for a man whose honor was sullied, i challenge her to duel on the rooftop. An old tradition in the office to settle all disputes between coworkers.

Knowing that she could not refuse the challenge, she and i made our way to the staircase that led to the roof. All office workers who saw this scenery started to chant in choirs:" DUEL  DUEL DUEL DUEL...." and followed us. We both took an umbrella from the retainer and made our way to the Arena. Once there we got surrounded by the still chanting choir and we both prepared for the final battle.

The scenery was like in an action movie, a thunderstorm in the background and two enemys facing each other. I wanted revenge and refund for my doughnut and she had to defend herself against my wrath. When the choir went silent we both prepared for the upcoming battle, then from the mob around us we heared the starting signal, a loud scream from Jeffrey the assistant "FIGHT".

We both stormed at each other with our weapons ready and fought for at least 15 to 20 minutes. Maria was trained well many have challenged her, but only a few could best the greedy danuki. At first it seemed like i was at a disadvantage, but i kenw her weak points so in order to gain the high ground i let some coins fall to the ground. And it worked her danuki was too greedy and blinded by the dark side of the office, she had no other chance than to grasp for the 70 cents i had thrown on the ground.

The moment she bend down i screamed "ITS OVER MARIA I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND" she looked in my face and retorted "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER". She jumped at me, but the duel was already over as i landed a clean hit on her head. When she came to her senses she tried to mock my hit "Is this all you have boy" so i turned my back to her and said "Omae wa mo shindeiru". The only thing she could say before collapsing was a lound "NANI".

And so ended the battle for the most delicious doughnut, from now on till the end of next month Maria had to pay all the doughnuts i would eat during lunch time just as the office rules stated.