Talk:Lizardman/@comment-186.213.58.4-20150906031005/@comment-5426290-20160128112823

I sit on my chair on my porch watching my garden (You need hobbies) grow nicely when suddenly the lizardman steps onto my porch. She gives me a once-over and immediately realizes what happened. She smiles at me and sits on my lap, wrapping her arms around me. "Aww, you got nicked while I was away. Don't worry, you may be invalide now with what happened, but that won't mean you are worth any less to me. I still love you as the day I did when you won and allowed me to live."

I put my arms around her and chuckle. "What would you possibly still want from a man who can no longer fight?"

She coos trailing a finger over my chest. "Our children will do the fighting for you, all I want from you is for you to love me."

And at that I marry my sweet, sweet lizardwife.