Thread:LightningS9/@comment-31049256-20171114040757/@comment-25808351-20171120024122

Sam? Really Snake? Sam? That's like naming Tac, "Fred". Boring and forgettable. I named him Yurtle because he is a mean son of a bitch. He bit me three times, all my fault I will add. He's old now and like my oldest cat "Dr.Gonzo", he just doesn't give a shit anymore. When I picked him up in his youth, he'd hiss and snap, now he just sits there like "yeah fuckin whatever fool."

He's my oldest and most awesome pet. I know he's a turtle but he's still so full of life despite his age and yes Snake, good on ya. He is a painted turtle, Eastern painted to be exact. He's twenty-seven years old and love shrimp. Spends most days being a boring rock that bakes under the heat of his sun lamp.