Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180204013703/@comment-29435884-20180204042218

Leaving anyone outside on the cold hard ground in that kind of situation is a dog act in my opinion. All sorts of thieves and perverts could take advantage of her.

I grab my neighbour under her arms and, with a fair bit of effort, hoist her up enough to drag her inside. Seeing as she's bigger than me and all that muscle and tit-flesh weigh a ton, that's as good as it's going to get. I hope the hallway's comfortable.

I grab a spare blanket and throw it over her and stick a cushion from the couch under her head. And because I'm such a good host I leave a bucket and a glass of water next to her in case she wakes up during the night.

With my bit done, I knock off for a well earned sleep.

(I've had to go through this process more than a few times IRL. You get good at it after a whille)