Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190704110732

You're a condom dealer who is returning home late at night after another successful run of illicit business. Plenty of customers bought your products and your coffers are filled for the time being. Flashing lights of a police vehicle light up behind you and you pull over to the side of the road.

A mamono police officer comes up to your vehicle and informs you that she pulled you over because you failed to use your turn signal when you made a previous turn. Her eyes widen when she spots something in your vehicle and reaches in, picking up a condom that you forgot to hide.

"Sir, you want to tell me what this is?" she asks you displaying the contraband, though judging from her expression she knows exactly what it is and how much trouble you're in.

WWYD? 