Talk:Dwarf/@comment-109.146.65.248-20150831210700/@comment-25035274-20151008142316

As I don't know you, I must have been given the can of gas and portrait on a lark. As such, I promptly throw those away. I don't need useless junk clutterin' me bag. Anywho, I'm nae much o' one fer leavin' wee lasses trapped in holes. As such, I drop an end o' the rope down to 'er an' pull 'er up. We then sit down to a nice meal o' bannock 'n Scotch eggs, with us each a pint o' Newcastle brown ale on the side. After, we wash it all down with a can o' Irn Bru for dessert.

'twas a very good meal indeed, 'twas.