Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24849899-20150508020747/@comment-26084363-20150712074401

Abracadabra, you silly billowy Mussolini!

You look like a nerd neo-Nazi wannabe!

And that hair, are you really for real?

You should change your stage name to David Cockatiel!

You couldn't break your way out of our deadly traps!

You couldn't match up to my skill even with all your techie crap!

Let me give you something you just don't understand:

You're like a magic Bob Saget and I'm a fucking crazy man!

I'm the daring Shinomorian, escaping from cans,

That are smaller than the ones you spray tan in!

I'm hanging in chains off of cranes and things.

You're embarrassing to war like Gaddafi!

I put my life on the line every time I step in the lime light.



I rhyme right, faggots, you can't even lock down a wife!