Talk:Dark Mage/@comment-30850838-20170428200509/@comment-25808351-20170429101424

I can't say what they'd do, but I sure know what I'd do.

Me:(Notices Dark Mage being attacked by three warriors, runs up and punts all three into next year. Grabs Dark Mage, slings her over my shoulder and rides off into the sunset. Then makes love.)

Me:"I'll never understand what it is about beautiful women that makes kids so violent."