Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20181107150436

I answer yet another knock on my door. I raise my eyebrows upond finding a witch and familiar standing there holding a stack if fliers.

The familiar smiles up at me, all the while wiggling and bouncing in an attempt to be the lewdest loli ever, "Hi!"

I lower my eyebrows in a mildly annoyed glare, "Yes?"

She bounces again, "Do you have a moment to talk about the true depravity of a little girls body and how you can gain eternal pleasure by becoming our onii-chan in the Sabbath?"

I stare at her blankly, "I do have a moment..."

She gasps in hopeful glee.

"...but I'm not gonna waste it being a pedophile," I slam the door in her face.

My dad stares blankly out the window, "Damn... the wiccans are recruiting them young nowadays..."

I sigh, "Sure dad, we'll go with that."


 * later in the local Sabbath Headquarters

An angry Baphomet glares down at the witch and familiar, "He did what!?"

The familiar rubs her bandaged nose, "He slammed the door in my face and smushed my nose..."

The witch sniffles, "and she fell back and knocked down all of our papers..."

The Baphomet clenches her fist, "Damn! That does it! No one disrespects the lasciviousness of a little girl!"

She lets out a thundering war cry and raises her scythe into the air, "THIS MAN SHALL KNOW THE TRUE PATH OF THE LOLICON IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO! HE SHALL SERVE FOREVER AS OUR LOYAL ONII-CHAN!!!"


 * elsewhere...

A Dark Angel bursts into the Slut Battalions Super Secret Hideout That Totally isn't a Cardboard Box Fort Set Up Behind a Strip Club so Ignore the Cardboard Walls(tm), "MISTRESS!!!"

The Dark Valkerie turns to the Dark Angel clad in sexy ninja girl attire, "What is it?"

The Dark Angel looks up at the Dark Valkerie, "Ma'am! Another group seeks to seize Master for themselves!"

The Dark Valkerie laughs, "Then let them join our noble Slut Battalion in worshipping masters glorious meat stick!"

The Dark Angels vigorously shakes her head, "No Mistress! It's the Sabbath! The wish to turn Master away from his chosen fetish for tits and ass and make him into their onii-chan slave!"

The Dark Valkerie pales, "What?!"

The Dark Angle sheds a tear, "It's true!"

The Dark Valkerie growls angrily, "No! Not after all that we've done to mold ourselves into his perfect slave sluts! To dare to corrupt in a manner that doesn't drive him deeper into his depraved lusts is blasphemy! We shall strike these insubordinate sluts down! Never shall they know the glory of Masters enormous schlong, damned to onky suck his cum from the pussies and asses of the truly loyal slaves of his noble harem!"

Her expression suddenly shifts to starry eyed glee, "And then..."

The Dark Valkerie begins to drool as she loses herself to her own lustful imagination, "Master will reward us for our heroism by gentle domming us into our sinful heaven..."