Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-30079374-20160927011250

Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it needed a quick drink at the bar after having an argument with his wife. That joke wasn't funny...but it doesn't matter. Hi, I am Special Delivery J here with an actual introduction (now with 5% more parentheses!) Pretzels are the best thing ever and you cannot argue that fact, even though it's not a fact. Well it is now! Anyways, nice to meet you all and I hope we can get along. Unless you don't like pretzels because in that case, we're gonna have to settle with pizza, which is pretty good too. Forget pizza then. We'll settle on something else. In time... 