Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-31594143-20170531212217/@comment-31594143-20170602031832

Me:


 * Runs at TJK, and tries to tackle him, only for him to step aside so I would go flying past him, and straight into the breast of a naked dark elf.

Me: (Thinking) If this is Momma, I'm gonna...


 * Looks up and sees Momma holding a love potion.*

Me: (Whispering) Shoot. *Ahem* Hi there! I was uuh, just thinking about you... (Thinking) Dangit, that went better in my head.

I'm worried about that love potion though. 1 full bottle of it can alter tour lust for the first person you see; from Elf LvL, straight to Dragon Zombie LvL.