Talk:Satyros/@comment-50.205.178.174-20160125185646/@comment-26097222-20160128005934

Different species, different biology, different rules. For example, you cannot get a cow drunk -- their four stomachs process alcohol as if it were glucose and they never notice a thing. In fact, some cattle are fed beer and beer mash exclusively, due to the high calorie value and easy (for them) digestibility. If a Satyros truly is a capital-M Minion of the God of Alcohol, there is a very strong chance he made alcohol completely harmless to them. Since any of their children will also be Satyros, this means drinking alcohol while pregnant might not only be harmless, NOT drinking it while pregnant might cause birth defects.