Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20181119111547/@comment-29435884-20181119114220

Oh shit. Ohshitshitshitfuckenshit! Panic mode = engaged.

Run. Yes that's the only thing to do. Run like hell.

Fire escape, where is it? Left. Leg it.

Men falling everywhere, Nothing I can do for 'em, sorry boys.

Nearly there. Shit! DODGE, FUCKING DODGE!

She missed. Phew.

Final stretch, legs don't fail me now!

.....

Is that a Hellvampire?

Between me and the fire exit?

That I'm sprinting towards full tilt?

Oh no nononono....back up! back up! BACK THE FU....

(Your escape attempt lasted 2 minutes 30 seconds. Enjoy married life.)