Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160621132924

You are the assistant to the mayor in a town that is barely visited by anyone. The town has a wall and a gate for defenses. It has been relatively peaceful in this town until one day, a local sorceror's spell goes wrong and hundreds of March Hares (including some big ones) spawn around the town. The sorceror has since then been locked up.

The March Hares thankfully haven't been able to enter the town yet, so the mayor calls everyone together to think of a way to get rid of them.

One man suggests using the catapults to launch onions at them, saying that the irritations they produce will cause the March Hares to flee.

A second man recommends sending out the sexiest man alive, saying that he should be able to lure the March Hares away if given a ring of flight.

A woman suggests baking them all muffins, saying that hospitality would hopefully be enough to convince them to leave.

A third man suggests that everyone should just take the town and push it somewhere else.

The mayor scratches his chin. Then he stands up and says, "You all have wonderful suggestions, but at the same time, they're all stupid!"

Everyone looks at each other. "You know what, I'm not going to deal with this." *he points to you* "He'll decide which of your suggestions to take, if he thinks they're any good, in the mean time, I'm going to be with my Lamia wife, that's right, you've heard me, and you're probably never going to hear from me again!"

With that, he teleports away. Everyone turns to look at you and someone asks, "So what's the plan?"

What Would You Do? 