Talk:Hellhound/@comment-99.12.165.13-20150523203411/@comment-26219553-20150524194616

At the fist non-suspicious opportunity I have to be away from my new yandere, I log onto my laptop and surf through Google until I find exactly what I'm looking for, reminding myself to delete my web history afterwards in case she gets offended (hey, it's almost guaranteed she stalked me and researched my whole life before confronting me, her checking my browsing habits doesn't seem too crazy next to that) :

[http://forums.mangafox.me/threads/214248-Oh-dear!-What-a-mess-of-a-situation! A Yandere Survival Guide!]

After reading up on the proper way to handle one's pet yandere, I put the advice to work, living a surprisingly long and happy (happy as I can get in the circumstances) life with my adorably deranged Hellhound GF, while only spending a minimal amount of time either chained up in her (well, our) basement or fearing for the lives of my friends and family.

So remember, kids; a yandere is for life, not just for Christmas. Take care of her :3