Talk:Alp/@comment-26115871-20151028233146/@comment-27049723-20151029004533

I shoot up and, while blushing, yell "YOU WANT TO WHAT MY WHAT???!!!"

If they're already starting to look like an alp, I apologize and talk to him/her about why they were here and generally discuss what they're going through and if one thing led to another I wouldn't feel as bad about they're age since they're a monster now.

If they're still human I yell at them to go home, and the next time I see him I'll apologize and tell him I don't necessarily swing that way and even if I did he's too young for me.