Talk:Alice/@comment-27950421-20170331155651/@comment-30700719-20170331223259

Step one: Rip off said nametag.

Step two: Leave the premises in a calm and orderly fashion.

Step three: oh fuck they've started chasing me

Step four: Fabricate a large teddy bear with glowing red eyes.

Step five: Use it to barricade a doorway.

Step six: Fabricate clothing, call in a Rauser for strategic personnel removal.

Step seven: Drink preferred beverage.

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