Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29135155-20171202094640/@comment-33773064-20171203040227

I hear I knock at my door, since this whole situation has made me extremely paranoid, I grab a knife from the kitchen. I open the door to see Mariana. She jumps threw the door. I raise my knife but she smacks it away, pinning me to the floor. I begin to shout.

"Shhh," she covers my mouth with a furry paw, "don't worry, I'm here to help you. You don't want to be the husband of a nasty Hornet or hellhound."

She picks me up and lays me down in bed. Then I here footsteps.

"Honey, I got the pizza you ordered. I got extra, want to eat together?"

"HELP!" I scream.

Having a hornet and a Jinko trying to rape me is not a good idea, but maybe I could get away if they were distracted with each other. The hornet busts into the room, her face filled with rage.

"What the hell do you think your doing!" She screams at the Jinko.

Before Mariana can react the hornet tackles her. She begins to pummel the Mariana on the floor. I sneak to the door, to find my elf neighbor standing at my door.

"I heard you scream, are you OK?" she asks, concerned.

"Yeah, everything's OK."

I begin to close the door when the hellhound walks up the to my door.

"Hey," she says, "I was just dropping by to see if you wanted to have a free trail of one on one lessons?"

I was making a decision, stay in the apartment with the Jinko and Hornet, or go outside with the elf and hellhound.

"Wait," says the elf, "Is there anyone inside already?"

"No its ju-"

The Jinko throws the hornet down the stairs.

"FIGHT!" cries the hellhound. The elf walks inside. The hellhound drags me in. We are followed by the three Kamaitachis that I didn't even notice before. The Hellhound pulls up a chair and sits me down on her lap.

"Why are they fighting?" asks the elf.

The hornet and Jinko both stand up.

"Over him!" they both say

The hell hound laughs.

"You idiots know that I claimed him like four months ago." The hellhound says

"But you didn't have the fucking balls to take him!" accuses one of the Kamaitachi. "Your what, twice his size?"

"Well," cuts in the elf, "You were picking his lock in the middle of the day when he was home. He shouldn't be with someone smarter, like me."

"Says the one who looks at him through binoculars from the next door house!" Shouts the Jinko, "Did you honestly think he wouldn't notice?"

"You said he was your long lost child hood friend," interjects the hornet, "What dumbass would believe that!"

Just then the Hinezumi enters my house.

"Officer help!" I beg.

"Hmmm," she says, "Well, I'm sorry, to avoid any further violence, you will have to marry all of them."

A cheer goes through the monsters. They begin to bring me upstairs when the officer says one last thing.

"Wait, I'm kinda lonely... so... could I... join in?"

"Be my guest," says the Hornet, and the officer walks up the stairs with us.