Talk:Arachne/@comment-28718853-20160718010840/@comment-30142573-20161114201548

If we're still making SpyCrab squirm, there is a species of catfish in the Amazon known as the Candiru. It is a parasite that finds its victems by following their urine trail and attatches itself to other fish's gills to suck their blood. They have also been known to swim up people's genitals on accident. One man took a piss in the Amazon and had a candiru swim up his stream and into his penis before wriggling itself all the way back to his sphincter before it got stuck. The fish in question was nearly three inches long.