Talk:Inari/@comment-26380985-20160207205340/@comment-27693826-20160212231313

Me: What are you doing here?

Inari: What are you talking about? Were married now so it's only natural I'm here.

Me: Married?! How?! When?!

Inari: Silly boy look at the marriage section of the help section.

I pull up the section and start reading through it. It says that when your challenged to a fight by another Inari, be they NPC or Player, if you manage to defeat her after an X amount of time then the two of you are married due to your "energies" mixing together on such an intimate level. Every couple fights at some point but your fight with your now Inari wife will lead you both to great happiness.

I'm shocked by the contents of the section.

Inari: Truth is I've liked you for a long time now and leveled up my character accordlingly to match up with you and be able to support you be it domestic purposes or battle. With that said please take care of me.

Since divorcing her would probably be a pain I take her to a near by Inn and consumate our in-game marriage. After a while the two of us turn about to be quite the team and I feel a genuine love for her game or not. We eventually meet IRL and I discover that she is an actual Inari and we end up having our "second" wedding this time with our friends and family and in person.