Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160621132924/@comment-26517142-20160629160002

Everyone is now looking at me half-crazed, waiting for my inevitable answer to surface. Unfortunately, they know me as an underground boss of the village, and I am their second to the last choice in mind.

"Well.. first and foremost, all your plans are legit. Only problem is the authenticity of it. SO, I have something to suspect. Our mayor had just spilled a whole lotta bullocks and it's just for his Lamia wife. Doesnt that sound awfully wrong?

With an angry mob behind me, I troop to the mayor's whereabouts (according to a notable informant, is somewhere in a nearby mountain overlooking the village) and whoop dee doo! You find him and that sorcerer sniggering.

S: Good one boss. Ya put 'em in a dilemma.

M: Yeah... I meant to do that. Now, while they rattle their brains on this, I can enjoy my dear - (gasps upon seeing the village) Uhhh..... Yo.

Our final say?

We throw HIM and the sorcerer to the lust-hungry Hares. Then we find a frickin' sorcerer to help them be returned to Wondrland.