User blog comment:ArmInAss/Warriors and Lovers: Battle Couples/@comment-25409001-20141004172702/@comment-25409001-20141009193055

Farley: Well it depends on what you think counts as a first battle. My first phsical encounter with her was when she ambushed me.

Elarah: 'Rubs neck' and it didn't end well. If you could've seen how that went you woul be on the floor laughing. I tried to jump him and was able to 'entice' him, at least I thought i did and used my succubi magic. It worked for a while, he was dazed and walked towards me.

Farley: And then I drew my sword slashed you, nearly cutting your head off and used my ninpo to leave you on the floor with cuts before I dashed away from the ninja succubus that was going after my pants. 'Takes a sip of tea'

Elarah: 'looks down nervously' yeah it was more or so like that, he was able to resist my succubi magic, I was also confident i could win. Boy was I wrong.

Farley: And just in care you were wondering about our first real fight, it was very different from what you expect. Since she was using demon realm silver I had to move around so i wouldn't get fatigued by the weird magic, I also only used my sword for parrying, cause of her tail which had grabbed me a few times before.

Elarah: After a while of failing to hit him, I switched to my ninpo, well my more combat based ones at least. Which he did the same, I couldn't even land a good hit what with his stupid 'Wind blades' and that stupid 'Quick Breeze' technique. I was just lucky not to be severed in half that time.

Farley: Afterwards I knocked her by moving behind her and choking her uncouncious, she then fell asleep with the cutest snores I've heard.

Elarah: 'blinks' Oh so that's what happened, I forget what happened after you suddenly rushed towards me.

Farley: So you could say that the first battle with my wife ended with my standing victorious over her. She was lucky that killing her wouldn't bring me a profit what so ever.

Farley then presented a cup to the interviewer

Farley: Tea?