Talk:Lamia/@comment-72.233.174.166-20141017155353/@comment-72.233.169.22-20141102211512

@ Anon: Thanks for answering! Still, I think the lamia would do something, but it would play out more like this:

Lamia: Hey honey, they've got a sale on arachne silk. How much do you want? *Looks behind her to see her husband is no where in sight* H-honey?


 * The lamia notices her husband by another stand, her husband looking nervous. A human woman is by him, giving a flirtaeous smile* Woman: Why do we go back to my place and... get to know one another. I'm certain it will be very fun for both of us.

Husband: T-that sounds n-nice, b-but you see, I-I'm already happily married and-

Woman: *Laughs scornfully* Oh, I know. But why would you want to spend time with that snake-whore when you've got a beautiful girl like me to take care of all your troubles?

Husband: Now see here, ma'am, I know that it doesn't make sense to you, but I assure you that I love my wife and I will not betray her!

Woman: Oh, but wouldn't it be nice to finally be with something that won't strangle you for talking to your sister? I can be a much better lover-

Lamia: *Gets angry in a cartoon fashion (angry face, skin turns red, steam blows out ears). Rushes towards the woman* GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND, YOU ARROGANT B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Woman: *Looks in surprise and is underable to do anything as lamia tackles and begins to beat her up*

Husband: *Smiles**Says to lamia* Thanks, dear.