Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160722004928/@comment-5374090-20180112231458

My friends ni the bunker with me were currently mamono, though all of my riends are... "familiar" with my strange ways. and know for a fact that i hide people well. I met Jeff outside the tree. and stared him down. "you know i changed all the codes when you got a vampire wife. There's one of two ways this goes Jeff. I turn you in, or she dies. Which do you want." He's already blubbering and on his knees telling me anything, anythig. and i roll my eyes, and shove a cloth in to his face. it was chlorophorm. i don't have time for this. his limp body goes on my shoulder and i carry him away from the entrance. it's for the best. i don't have much time. so it's a simple trap and jeff is the bait.

I barely have time to hide when they all arive. jeff, just comming to, tied to a tree, and well to weak to resist, and i am glad the vampire is the first to respond. she takes the note i taped to it's chest and reads quickly how i agreed that he is a lying cheating scumbag, and deserves whatever's comming to him.

The note having done it's job makes the vampire lower her guard, and reprimand her husband and as she makes a show of pulling him from the tree the stake that was aimed at her back, hits her sturnum and sprays jeff with undead ick. The trap cleanly kills the vampire. But, jeff is left there, now without a wife there to save him, needing to deal with the manticore, hellhound, amazon, and Raiju.

I step out of hiding and call out to the group. "Ladies. he's all yours." as i turn from them i'm muttering. "dick knows how i feel about vampires, and he's gotta go and bring one around -my- doorstep I tould him i would pay him back for that." the Amazoness decided to stand up for the vampire and i was soon pinned to another tree, my brests being mashed in to my chest by her more well toned pair. then she realises i have a bit mroe padding then she expected.

I take her momentary lapse as a way to get a word in. "You're strong. You'll teach that man his place. he won't dare cheat on you girls, and you can give him a harem he would never agree to, but would never leave. He would be putty in your hands. I have no problems with you girls." i gently push the amazon off me and straighten my skirt a bit. "Can you believe he tried to interupt girls night with his petty problems?"