Talk:Giant Slug/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151230200953/@comment-29564364-20170131041359

Alpha: How rediculous! First, I don't have parents. Second, I would never write a love letter to anyone. Ever. Third, nor would I let anyone catch me, much less imprison me, unless I will to. Fourth, even then, I could escape whenever I want.

Omega: YES! The stick-wielding clowns in cans (Order knights) are there! Let's have some fun! *cracks fingers*

.*facepalm* Can't you guys just play along...?