Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29376792-20170904052128/@comment-30700719-20170904180126

I blink my eyes and level my revolver, scanning the bushes for any other signs of movement. "Come out with your hands up! This thing's got a muzzle velocity of...well, let's just say that solid rock cracks apart in an instant." The leaves lay quiet. I holster the gun and turn to the Lamia. "You okay? Do you need medical attention?" She shakes her head. "Ay yai yai...Alright, have you felt strange recently? A tingly feeling below your belly button, something like that?" She slowly nods. "In the last two weeks, have you seen a purple-skinned Lamia?" She nods, slightly afraid. "Did you have legs a month ago?" She shakes her head. "No, I've never had legs...only my tail." I put a hand to my head and stare at the ground. "Okay. So you've been attacked by a fellow monster girl, right?" Her eyes widen, and she shakes her head vigorously. "That...thing's not a girl. It's horrible...all teeth and scales..." I rack my brains for a matching description. "Oh. Oh, that's right. If I had a kingdom with that kind of wildlife, I'd be a little more secure with the land borders. Then again, it's a big kingdom." I help the Lamia to her feet. "What's your name?" She replies, "Lydia..." I shake her hand. "Lydia. Nice name. Now, go find my friends. There's no more than five of them. One of them is almost suicidally idiotic. If they don't trust you, tell them that...tell them that TJK told Billy to shut up. They should trust you. I'm gonna go return some lost property." I set off through the bushes, and Lydia scurries off. I sigh and press onward. "I thought people kept better eyes on a dangerous, psychotic hybrid like an Indominus." I cup my hands to my mouth. "YO! Indommy! Get the fuck back to your own place! You're scaring the locals! Heck, you're practically terrorising..." I come across a town, filled with scratches and broken stuff. "The people..." A scream echoes from somewhere near, and a Wyvern comes flapping across the road, struggling desperately to take off. A woman with white and red coloured scales leaps forward, grabs the Wyvern and smashes her to the ground behind a building. The awful sound of [REDACTED] lances through the air, and the Indominus' head pops out from behind a corner. "Husband?..." The only known mamono known to kill her own husband, the ultimate yandere, comes slinking out from behind the corner. Only the most perverse (not like that, the bad type of perverse) twisting of flesh and blood could create a creature like that.

It comes as little surprise to know that it originates from The Reptile Kingdom, the border only about a hundred kilometres away.

I whip out my revolver again. "No. You have mercilessly wiped out this entire village. Normally, I'd be fine with something like that. 'Tis the way of nature, after all. But you have strayed outside the Reptile Kingdom, and the folks of this land are not as tough as those native to your homeland. You will have to leave this place, and never return here. You must confine yourself to your nativity." Her heads slowly tips to the side. "Huuuhhh...but now, you have no one to love but me...these bitches weren't good enough for you...Husband..." She starts to patter forward slowly, one foot in front of the other. I sigh and pull back the hammer. "You are not good enough for me." She screams, an otherworldly shriek that lowers into the bellowing roar of a massive beast, and barrels towards me. I close my eyes and pull the trigger.

Meanwhile, Jake has struck up a wonderful chat with Lydia, and they are getting along very well. Billy's...I don't even know WHAT he's doing, but I don't think pulling a prank on a Dragon will work out well. Dan's practicing martial arts with his Salamander wife, Frank seems to be roasting himself a lizard, and the group are generally at ease. That is, until the gunshot. All heads turn at the noise, and one by one, a small crowd enters the road intersection.

I open my eyes. In front of me lies a massive beast, like a Tyrannosaurus, but bigger. In the forehead lies a [REDACTED], quite obviously lethal. I lower my weapon and look down at the Indominus. "Jesus..."