Talk:Orc/@comment-26104381-20150404015847/@comment-28935784-20150406211614

And if it was an ultra-light, porous rock, you wouldn't have much of a weapon.

&lsquo;Orcess Chieftain! Why the hell is your weapon bouncing off all your enemies? You're no fighter! You are hereby DEMOTED to the rank of boot-, weapon- and helm-polisher!&rsquo;

&lsquo;But-&rsquo;

&lsquo;ENOUGH! Or you shall find yourself licking all of the above clean! Your rank will thus be Tongue-Cleaner!&rsquo;