Talk:Centaur/@comment-26948680-20170217134734/@comment-30700719-20170217175432

"Okay. I'm gonna get you guys free. You have to be quiet about it. At least, until I pop the cage open. Then, run." I say to the captive centaurs. I slowly take off each of their shackles, until almost everyone's free. "Okay, get ready to run," I say, then look at the cage. I smudge off the various symbols, then walk around the back of it. "Don't worry, little lady, you'll be free. Just step back." I fabricate a double-barreled shotgun and, with a single shot, destroy one of the locks. The whole camp jumps at this sudden noise. "What in the blazes is going on at two o' clock in the morning?" I hear. I reload and destroy another lock. "You blackhand! I'll have you arrested for vandalism and destruction of my property!" The short man yells through the window of his coach. I smile, reload, then finally blow off the last lock. "Quick! Run!" I say to the young centaur, pulling open the door. The whole herd gallops off into the night, and the short man is absolutely furious.

A couple months later, on a walk through the woods, somebody glomped me, knocking me over. "Woah! Let's not get too far, too fast!" I say. "You saved me! And mama, and auntie, and everybody!" I cock my head, finally getting a view of my attacker. It's a centaur foal, from the coach. "Wha-how did you find me?" "I didn't! I was just picking berries when I smelled something nice. I looked around and saw you!" She blushes a little. "I've working up my nerve for the last ten minutes." "Well then, I'm glad that douchebag incarnate didn't capture you again." She giggles. "Him? He's locked up in the jail! He was caught the night you freed us." I clap my hands together. "Bravo! Bravo! The wanker's been caught!" "You know, I never did get to thank you. You saved my whole family! I want to repay you....I need to repay you...." I start backing up on my hands and feet, crawling away from her. "Come on....Let me make it up to you.....onii-chan." The sound of this makes me shoot up onto my feet. "No! Nonono, I am NOT onii-chan! Control your urges! I'm not a lolicon!" I start running. "Dammit, why do these things always come back to haunt me!" I look back over my shoulder...and run right into an older centaur, flying through the air. I pick myself back up and find that another centaur is blocking my path. "That's him! It's the one who freed us from slavery!" The centaur foal comes running up. They centaurs make a circle around me, barring my escape. The foal steps into the circle. "Onii-chan...."

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