User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask Hound And Samia/@comment-28718853-20161106120800/@comment-28718853-20161111002541

"Alcohol can turn a man to a fool," I mutter softly. "Doesn't make you any better!" Rix barks.

She sighs, "Seriously, every day I hear him humming video game music in the shower, then there was that time he was acting all crazy in the office, rolling all over the floor and chanting something about a demigodess..."

"Someone spiked my drink!" I claim.

"Shut it!" Rix yelled as she continued, "There was that time I caught him sleepwalking in the snow wearing nothing but his underwear, and then just recently he broke his arm trying to escape from three Jabberwocks."

"Did you experience what it felt like to be chased by three completely horny dragons? No, and I wasn't about to get gangraped by them either!" I counter.