Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26380985-20181003033252/@comment-27950421-20181007185736

I sigh, "And here Porky was bragging about pigs being smart last Christmas..."

Ignoring the husks as the pile on top of me, I walk towards Bragas, dragging a few of the more determined husks along for the ride.

When I get to him I reach around grab a husk off of my back and use it as a bludgeon on Bragas, shattering its body with a single blow before grabbing another.

I do this to punctuate each of my words, "Go! Home! Little! Pig!!!"

I drop the remains of the last husk and turn back towards the fortress, "You're not even worth eating yet."