Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170518205240

About several years ago, your human wife had cheated on you and divorced you for another man, leaving both you and your son. Years pass, and your son has unsuccessfully attempted to hook you up with other women. However, you had recently found yourself chatting with an interesting mamono (she can be whoever you want).

One night, you and her are leaving a restaurant after your first date when you spot your son standing on top of a rock and in a very ecstatic mood. "Dad, I've done it, I've done it!" he cheers. He glances behind him and back to you two. "Dad, after hours of experimentation, I have her, the perfect girlfriend for you!" he says.

He rubs his hands together with glee and continues, "She's a Raiju, but she's not just any Raiju!"

Your son takes out a summoning scroll and places it on the ground. A large yellow circle appears, and out of it arrives a towering Raiju of colossal proportions. He looks straight to you and asks, "Do you like her, she's got a cute personality and has bountiful cushions for you?"

The gigantic Raiju looks straight down at your son and you see her mouth turn into a wide grin. She extends her arms out toward him and shouts, "Husband!"

Your son chuckles and says, "I think she likes you already Dad," before looking up at her and realizing who she really meant.

He narrowly manages to miss a grab by her and shouts, "What are you doing!? You're supposed to be going after him, not me!"

The Raiju ignores his question and makes another grab for him. Your son is screaming for her to pay attention to her goal, but she doesn't seem to be listening. Finally, your son panics and cries, "No, stop, Dad...Dad help me!!!"

You and your mamono friend exchange glances.

WWYD? 