Talk:Holstaur/@comment-99.12.165.13-20150523205438

While walking home after getting grocerys you're sucked into a portal. You fall out right in front of your house, seeing nothing has changed you walk in to greet your wife. Instead she just looks at you without saying a word, then she takes off all her clothes and began to walk slowly towards you with doll like eyes and you notice she's become so wet there's a puddle where she was standing. You ask her what's wrong and she repiles:

"You've been missing for 4 months, which means I haven't had any sex in 4 months"

"What do you do?"