Talk:Wight/@comment-73.179.216.102-20141227095348/@comment-26097222-20150211172653

Me, having read the Encyclopedia: "Wow, a Wight! Can I get you to sign my copy of this book?" *holds up Encyclopedia and fountain pen* Her: *raised eyebrow* "Oh great, an otaku. Well, you'll do for dinner but there's no way I'd take you home to my family." We both slip away into the night, in different directions as we hear a tour guide approaching with the next tour group...
 * great sex ensues on the grass between the two graves*
 * the zombies hold up signs saying 9, 9.5 and 10. A ghoul only gives a 4 for the lack of oral sex*