Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27950421-20181121020711/@comment-37523810-20181226203351

(This answer is very one-sided, but I thought it sounded like something a Unicorn would say.)

“You mean those two-horned, impure whores who fuck their husbands until one of them passes out? They have no sense of gentleness or care for their mates, all they think about is corrupting their husband’s hearts with lust and obscene lewdness just to fit their idea of the perfect man. Sure, they may SEEM caring to them in public, but in their own homes? No, they can never be sated when they mate. My husband and I have sex often, yes, but we do it in a passionate way that we both love, and we adorn each other with equal affection. I love my darling in the purest and most gentle way, and all other Unicorns do, too! They just... I... I’m sorry, I just get so emotional sometimes... I can’t imagine my husband ever being treated the same way as a Bicorn’s does... oh...” (Starts to sob)

Bicorn

What’s your opinion on Unicorns?