Talk:Orc/@comment-26911558-20160611223420/@comment-78.20.131.40-20160625164911

I tell them they seem to be about equal, so there is no way to know for sure by visual confirmation alone. So therefore I have to extensively study them very intimatly through touch and possibly taste. Both Orcs start grinning as I begin to grope, stroke, fondle, lick, suckle,... their marvelous melons for all it's worth. Eventually the Orcs start getting so horny they cannot hold it anymore and proceed to pounce upon me, though I manage to stay dominant during sex.

As we are lying on the ground panting heavily from the act, with one of the Orc's magnificent mounds serving as my pillows, while another is my blanket, they remember their argument and ask me once again who is bigger & better. I tell them that from the beginning I honestly had no idea as their both somewhat equal and I just used the opportunity to get me some delicious Orc wives. They blush but then start argueing about who made me climax first with her breasts. I get in between them (both figuratively and very literally) and tell them there is no other option. I'll have to keep "studying" them to find out which one is best. Even if I have to dedicate the rest of my life to it nonstop.

And that's how I ended up with my two beautiful Orc wives, who now argue even more than before, to have every excuse to have me resolve it through very intimate contact.