Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20191110040352/@comment-36835899-20191110091014

Two fortunate things work in my favor. First, the cardboard strip is covered in salt and potato chip oil, which would make it a lovely-smelling snack for some stupid vermin. I open my window and throw it out on the sidewalk right by some gathered pigeons. For a moment they fight over the "treat," before one claims it and flies off.

The second fortunate thing? GPS chips don't indicate altitude. Miss mamono is goint to be chasing that damn thing all over town before she figures out what happened.