User blog:Ronchellster/WDYD Answer - Deadmen Party

It really is a problem. Running around town avoiding the servants of the friends of my sister even worse if you need to take some medicine. I know the alleys of this city with the palm of my hand which helps a lot, but they surrounded my house, surely because they thought it would be the first place I would go, and they thought right, all my stock of potions is there, included one in particular that I need to take forever or my skin begins to fall and then the rest of my body. I explain what happened:

One day I was walking through the cemetery looking for a herb called a "dead man's tail." As you can imagine it grows near corpses so if you want to find it have to venture into a cemetery. I lowered my guard and I was attacked by a vampire, not as bad as you think, but the problem was that this was not a vampire any, she was a necrophagous.

For those unaware necrophagous is who feeds on corpses, if a vampire is who drinks blood of corpses. This is a very malevolent act, for when they take blood of corpses they can bring back inactive virus and cause them to develop mutations which was my case. When she bit me I was infected by the virus which caused the metabolism of my body accelerate, at the beginning was good because I could think faster as well as being much faster and stronger and I heal almost instantly, but the downside is: after 24 hours this metabolism begins to destroy me what causes the skin to fall, luckily I found out about a potion that would stabilize the virus for another 24 hours. I also been able to synthesize a cure, but it was too late ... My body was so adapted to the virus that now needs it to survive, then cure = death to me.

Back to the present. I could go through the servants and force passage to my house and the potion, but not before my body degenerate completely so I broke into a perfumery and used the ingredients to make a dose of my potion. It is not difficult to make the potion, or find ingredients, but for it to take full effect I need to let ferment for six hours so I took one unfermented, this should keep me for four hours, but perhaps only two.

- I think I heard something. - A man said outside.

I hide behind the counter. They broke down the door and entered, from footsteps were to be three men, not too high, one limps with the left leg and another is carrying a heavy object, a hunting rifle? Spy the counter of the corner. My suspicion was right, one of them carrying a rifle Confederate.

- He is here!

Who shouted was a fourth man who came through the back, dammit, now I have to fight my way out. I caught the biggest bottle I find and break into his head. Stunned he staggers back and I take th chance and grab his arm and secure against his back, then put in front of me and use as human shield.

The other three do not know what to do so do not approach, which was rifle points at me, but makes no mention of fire. I approach then and released the servant over the one with the rifle and the two fall to the ground. The other two do not waste time and attack me. The first was easy, I swerved from his blow, grabbed his arm and threw it over my shoulder and dropped him on the floor.The second was more difficult. He had a cane and limping on one leg, but had no problem using it as a foil. He came with several fast and accurate strokes, is certainly not a beginner. I carelessness second and grabbed his cane only to find that he had a saved blade inside it.

- You must be kidding. - I said.

He shouted something in another language, I think in French. The attacks continued I dodged or blocked with part of the cane that took it from him, but that did not stop cutting me several times, cuts that healed very quickly.

Suddenly I am caught from behind. A servant, I knocked before, took me from behind. I got stuck.

- It's over, handsome. - He said.

- Are you okay? - He asked the lame the other two who were lying on the ground. He never took his eyes off me, even after capture me.If I were an ordinary person I'd be lost, but for my happiness or unhappiness I'm not.

Hit the nose of the guy holding me with a head butt and he let me go. The insurance by the collar and give him a punch in the face and he falls unconscious.

- Stop! - Who said that was the one holding the rifle and he is pointing at me. - If you move I'll shoot.

I pretend that I accepted his terms, I wait he lower the rifle a few centimeters and then ... move. He reacts quickly and gets ready to shoot again, but I'm faster and secure the barrel of the rifle. We both fought for possession of the gun. The lame man came from behind and stabs me, the blade came through near the column and get out by the belly. The servants step back in fear, that one fought for the rifle with me seemed more shaken than the others.

- What ... What did you do? - He says trembling voice, seemed about to cry.

That should kill me, but did not kill me, it hurt like hell, but did not kill me. I take the rifle from him and hit his face with the handle, turn to the lame and give him a kick on his bad leg, he howls in pain and falls in the ground. The other servant come back and I hit one blows sequence, one in the stomach, another in the face and I finish with a sweep.

I approach the lame. He says something in French when he sees me, I think the tone is cursing me. Break in two his gun was still rush my belly and let the two halves fall to the ground.

- That hurt you bastard. - I mean angry and hit him a kick to the face that makes him pass out. I approach the other servant knocked who was trying to get up. - And you, a tip, when you point a gun at someone, do not tell, shoot. - The put to sleep with a well-placed kick in the nose.

Still remained more a servant, but no sign of him, or fled or hid in any way can not waste any more time. The wound on my stomach has healed now I must go home and get my "medicine".

My sister and I live in a three-story house from the middle class and the noble part of the city has been so since before she died and turn an undead. I remember to this day when she was still a simple zombie, talk was not exactly her forte. After she married she would have a mansion in the affluent part of town and insisted that I should live with her and her husband, at least until she gets me a wife that would not take long considering the high index of mamanos living in the kingdom especially the undead family.

She said she would rather that I married a vampire or wight, not that it has anything to other species, but she prefers to stay close to family and if I stayed with a Dullahan or Lich. Well ... Dullahans has the habit of living in the middle part and the home of a Lich is a laboratory + hotel room + underground hideout. I digress again.

When I finally arrived at my house I see it surrounded by zombies and bats who watch every move, also has a secret entrance that I and my sister were still using when she was alive, but it certainly would be guarded by now. Thinking of possible unforeseen I gave myself the trouble to prepare another secret passage, one that only I know, and it's straight to my hiding place where I leave the potion. It is on a staircase in a ditch, hidden by darkness.

The place is being guarded only by two zombies, they should not give me trouble. Especially since I have that Confederate rifle, but I need to be quiet, I can't draw attention to me, not yet.

Instead of advancing slowly and carefully I I attack the two zombies quickly. Hit a double kick-off at first and let lying on the floor, the second saw me and turned toward me. Before she does anything I I attack with the handle of the rifle and then give a creeping her and let her passed out on the floor.

I go down the gap to the staircase in a jump should be a 10-meter fall, unless it makes a very visible staircase. I left the rifle up there, I can not take you where I'm going, so I left as a stake to keep the zombies rushed upstairs they do not feel pain, but they should stay with indigestion for a while.

In my hiding place the first thing I do is take one of my potions probably go is psychosomatic, but I can feel my body lighter now.

- What's going on here. Said a voice from the outside.

Take less time to find them than I imagined, but no problem, after today I will not be able to spend much time in that city. First I need to equip me.

...

- Voces even seen him down here? - Spoke Scarlet Bloodstone, a vampire with red hair and a generous neckline. The zombies responded that slow and lethargic way that zombies speak. - I'll take that as a yes. - She sighs wearily.

Scarlet send a small troop of bats into the pit first did not see anything, but then came a sharp, short sound that was repeated successive times.

- What hell is that noise? - She asks.

One of the bats it back quickly can, but not flying, it was thrown.

- Buenas Noches! - I say upon exiting the darkness.

I am wearing a jacket long black tab with red detail in order on the front side has two silver brations in the form of shells on my clavicles, together am using a black shirt and pants of the same color beneath and over a pair combat boots covered in titanium coated with silver.

Scarlet is gaping. - But what ... you're a vampire hunter?

- No -. I point to her two white steel pistols that look like two stars shining in the night. - I am an exorcist.

I give two shots that hit, but it avoids turning into vapor.

- Hunter or not you will need more than that to stop me. - She materialized behind me, but I anticipated and shot from behind and forced her to return to the form of mist.

She continued to move in the form of mist and materializing for a new attack, but she can not reach me as well, after all I'm used to facing opponents with this kind of trick. Every time she comes over and I shoot just when she materializes and she returns to mist form after that.

-You want to continue with this game? Because if so I want to continue all night.

It materializes to some six meters from me, on the trunk of an old tree.

- You can laugh now, but I can take the form of for hours and you can only go on like this until you have bullets.

- True, but this tear in your dress says another thing.

She sees the cut in the arm just below the shoulder and tries to hide it with his hand, the way she tries to keep safe is almost funny. Suddenly I am caught behind by two huge arms that glow a ghostly light.

- And it's my time.

Who got me was the wight who was at my sister's wedding, her skin is gray and so clear it almost seems that glows, her eyes are almost bluish green, short black hair pitch black, wears red sweatshirt and shorts black. Her name ... I think Samantha Valentine, some call it Sam.

- You took. - Scarlet said.

-You Will complain, I can not fly like you. - Sam said.

- That's because you do not like high.

I'm back to Sam, but I can tell she is red with embarrassment now.

- W-What! Stop slandering of me. - I feel it squeezing me more firmly. - You are only making bluestocking in front of him.

I wonder who is this "he".

- Slander? - Scarlet takes the form of mist and again embodies ahead of Sam. - You know that all I say is true.

It is amazing how some girls forget that you are here when they start to fight. I do not think so bad, not when you have two pairs of breasts making you massage, but it's time to stop.Caught in my belt a ball of glass, it is actually a pump, a concussion bomb. I grip tight and it explodes between us in a flash and then only what I feel is magnesium smell I am a little dizzy, but that's it. An ordinary person would have passed out for hours.

- What was this? - Said Samantha, she looks well.

- My ears. - Complained Scarlet. - It looks like a bomb blew us my ears.

I retrieve my weapons and point each for one of mamonos. Samantha laughed.

- Do you expect these things ... - I shoot and hit her arm, she was not injured, but must have felt the effect. - Hey, what is this thing? I should not feel anything, but my arm is numb.

- These bullets were made to hurt beings like us.