Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32150448-20170606192924/@comment-27346571-20170725205454

I have thought this out completely, and I figured something out. I had a while to think with the two or three classes before the sex ed one.

I get to class and before I open the door, I turn on my phone, bluetooth it to a speaker tied to my back, then I enter the class as I press play on the song I pulled up, an extremely bass boosted version of Notorious B.I.G.

"Take your seat Zach, and for the love of god turn off your phone." The Hakutaku teacher had to shout because I turned the volume to max once she started talking. I turned the speaker off and put my phone to sleep.

"Class, this is the new kid, Zachary." The teacher said as I looked at the class. It was filled with Mamono still somewhat reeling from the loud music. "Take your seat Zach." The teacher said as I walked down the aisle and used an ink roller to stamp an L on the foreheads of girls I passed up. I sat beside a Manticore, but the ink roller dried up, so she avoided the L.

"The hell are you doing?" She asked me. I recognized her as a friend I had as a kid who moved away.

"What's up The Evil Wizard Of Stormburg?" I asked her in reference to when we first started playing together.

"Why are you in this class?" She whispered to me angrily.

"One too many Whoopy Cushions... That and I sent someone to the hospital by putting rollerblades on them while they were sleeping. The rolled down the stairs and fell through a window." I explained as she looked at me, shocked.

"Dude, you're gonna get raped in this class!" She said to me.

"Nah, I figured this all out."

"You better hope so! Look, if you fail, call on me to help you demonstrate, cause at least you'll know who's fuckin' you silly." She said.

"Zach, Lily, no talking during classtime." The teacher said. I looked up and just then realized what situation I was in. Every girl in this room wanted my dick. I didn't start freaking out due to how foolproof this plan was. I op ened the text book and turned to a random page to look like I was doing something, and fell asleep.

" Zachary! Wake up!" The teacher shouted as I woke up. "Come up here and help me demonstrate how the male anatomy works." The teacher said as I strolled up to the board. "Now then, we also need a female to volunteer." She said. My strategy was mostly working, as around three people raised their hand, one was Lily.

"How about the hot one?" I ask as all three get up. "I meant the hot one." I said as the mamono started bickering between themselves. "God damnit. I meant the one with titties." I said as the two girls arguing Lily sat down, as they were a Goblin and Werewolf.

"Now then, both of you need to undress." The teacher said as Lily unbuttoned her school jacket and slid her skirt off.

"Damn you're hot!" I said as Lily took off her shirt. "Too bad this class ain't getting a demonstration!" I shouted as I took off my tear off pants to reveal a chastity belt made of solid steel. "I swallowed the key so NONE OF YOU CAN SUCK IT." As I said the last part, I did the "suck it" gesture and walked out.