Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190417132101/@comment-38232361-20190601041243

A dwarf walks up to the crusader and slaps his weapon out of his hands. "You call that toy a weapon? Bah! Get a real gun!" She then hefts up what could only be described as what God would use to shoot somebody. As the chainmail clad warrior reached for the beautiful piece of heavy weaponry, the dwarf slapped his wrist and wagged her finger. "Ah ah ah! Payment is required... upfront!~♡"