User blog:Bobruffains/Finally, the "Wave after Wave" Response

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Okay, I know what you guys maybe thinking. Why did I disappear for about 2 years? You may have thought I grew disinterested with the site. This is not the case… But, I’ll have to keep my story short.

I’ll be straight with you, I am being hunted. And you wouldn’t understand until I tell you my story so let’s get this started.

It all..

Sorry for the break in structure, I had to move to someplace more secure. Now, let’s get started with my story.

It all started on your typical Friday night. The air was a lukewarm and the sun had already set. Normally, a young man in the modern age would spend this night like how anyone else would.

By browsing the internet, looking up dank memes or watching YouTube videos. However, the internet was disconnecting periodically, making my personal computer practically useless. Therefore, I decided to actually watch something on TV for once. However, since I mainly streamed my shows, I didn’t have a cable plan. So, I only had the news. Anyways, as the news anchor was droning on about the next scandal featuring some celebrity, I heard something… unsettling.

It was a man’s shriek. An expression of sheer terror, something that is only expressed when facing a dire situation. I forced myself to peer out the blindfolds and spot the origin of the scream. It wasn’t difficult.

Two dark figures appeared before me. One was on its back and appeared to have a more masculine physique. The other appeared to be more beastlike yet… more feminine. But her eyes, Her Eyes were glowing a bright orange. After taking some time to process this, I felt chills as I realized what this has meant.

We were being invaded…

I…

Sorry, moving again…

Anyways, I peered out the window again to see dark figures being chased by less human silhouettes. I diverted my focus back in the television to see the subject of the program. They are still focusing on the scandal when there is a literal invasion occurring at this moment. I turned off the tele and regrouped my thoughts.

I tried to think up of what to do. Escape would be impossible, so I thought of the next best thing: pull a Kevin McAllister and booby trap my abode like in Home Alone. Fortunately, I was already two, no, three steps ahead.

Well, let me explain, the former resident happened to be a rather paranoid man. So paranoid that he booby trapped the place in case of an invasion. Unfortunately, the traps required a degree of maintenance that was beyond his salary. Ironically, it was his own precautions that done him in. The trappings also devalued his property. Turns out not everyone wants to risk getting tangled in a net of weresheep wool when they are trying to climb up the stairs. By the time I got the house, Most of the trappings have been disabled.

However, that doesn’t mean that they can’t be reactivated. So I headed off to the basement and…

<p class="MsoNormal">Okay, she is getting closer and closer each time so I’m going to have to hurry things up now.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anyways, I set up the traps and waited. Most of these traps involve nets and tarps made from Weresheep wool as well as a few that involve some sleeping potions. Once they were knocked out, I decided to keep them tied up in the basement until I was ready to bail. I did plan on untying them eventually, after this ordeal was ove…

<p class="MsoNormal">Okay, let’s hurry things up…

<p class="MsoNormal">Anyways, the first visitor was a Holstaur, probably a runaway from a local farm. Thankfully, red paint made her into a rather convenient tool, turning a rather benign adversary into a useful tool. Next came a March Hare. Some audio recordings made it easy to lure her into a pitfall trap into a tarp. After that, a Werecat joined the fray. With some matatabi around, it wasn’t too difficult to lure her into a trap. Then, a Raiju came, in both senses of the word. A repurposed sybian turned her into an electric generator. Thankfully, there was a faraday suit with the house, protecting me from the electricity. Later, a couple of Werewolves came by, now this was tricky. They would be able to smell me from inside the house no matter where I went. Fortunately, I was able outmaneuver them into some traps. A Lamia arrived, the normal kind, slithering into my homestead. I’ll admit this was tricky and there were a couple of close calls, but I finally managed to get her to trigger one of those sleeping dart traps.

<p class="MsoNormal">Sorry again for not going into detail about these encounters but I have limited time. However, I don’t think I can describe my encounter with the next monster without going in depth for a bit.

<p class="MsoNormal">Finally, a…

<p class="MsoNormal">Sorry again, continuing on from last time…

<p class="MsoNormal">Finally, a Youko arrived, but not just any youko. She had 9 tails! She must be the reason why there is even an invasion in the first place. Legends say that her power rivals that of gods and can cause even the most celibate to fall into debauchery. The sheer power of her aura will cause anyone in the near vicinity to be almost as fuck crazy as she is. And there is one right in my house.

<p class="MsoNormal">It felt like I was doomed, while the other monsters had some weakness I could exploit, she appeared to have none. And to top it all off was the aura. Not only did I have to trap a monster with no apparent weakness, I had to do so while my rational mind withered away.

<p class="MsoNormal">How was I supposed to beat her? It seemed like my fate was sealed. But fate had decided to bless me by reminding me of my ace in the hole with a simple moo: the holstaur. I took this opportunity to position myself between a pitfall trap, the youko, and her. With a flash of a red blanket, she charged straight towards me, crashing into the youko and down the pitfall trap, where they were caught by the weresheep tarp. After they fell asleep, it was hard to resist the temptation of sex. Fortunately, I was raised with high moral standards as I forced myself away from the sleeping mamono in the basement. That was the last of them, or so it seemed.

<p class="MsoNormal">A new intruder …

<p class="MsoNormal">Speaking of her, she interrupted us again.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anyways, a Jinko made her way into my home. Dealing with her seemed easy compared to the youko. All I had to do was to wait for mating season to end. However, time was not on my side with the aura still being emitted.

<p class="MsoNormal">With most of my trap triggered, I thought of the next best thing to do: hide while I called for a ride. Maybe the driver can act as bait, I thought. However, she was on to me. She managed to track me down and catch me. While I was in her grasp, her eyes went wide as hearts seemed to form in her pupils. Fortunately, I lathered myself in oil and managed to slip out of her grasp and in a stroke of luck, my ride had arrived. I would only need to bide my time and wait for the season to end.

<p class="MsoNormal">However, I seemed to have underestimated my adversary.

<p class="MsoNormal">Speak of the devil, and she will appear, or in this case, a Jinko.

<p class="MsoNormal">She seems to have fallen head over heels for me. Well, that’s the only explanation for her relentless pursuit of me. I mean seriously, she keeps hunting me when it isn’t mating season. I would have thought that she would have moved on and found some other guy to fuck. But not her. The guide did say they have strong willpowers, but I didn’t think it would be this strong!

<p class="MsoNormal">And if that wasn’t enough, she seems to be the perfect hybrid between a bodybuilder and an ace detective. She always and manages to find where I am and no lock can keep her out for long.

<p class="MsoNormal">This is why I “disappeared” for so long. With her on my trail, It was too dangerous to be typing this. Even now, I am being hunte..</p

<p class="MsoNormal">I am seriously running out of options. I’ve tried asking for help on the thread without being too obvious, but I hardly got any help.

<p class="MsoNormal">No matter what I do, I seem to be out matched. Maybe in a different time, I would have been more successful. Or maybe not. But, it would beat this feeling of dread that is constantly with me.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anyways, I think I’ll have to “disappear” for longer until I finally shake off this Jinkk;l/nhu8./oknkoji knlkj; .,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

<p class="MsoNormal">''Oh, is this what he was doing while I finally cornered him? Typing up his memoir of that night a couple of years ago? Heh, of course he would.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Anyways, I think I owe you some gratitude. You see, he would always try to contact this sit, for whatever reason. This is what led me to him.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''I was able to track his usage of the internet back to him with a couple of skills I’ve picked up. With him being a tech addict, this left me with a surefire way of trailing him. However, he was always so slippery, always managing to find a way out. Well, until now that is.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''I don’t give up too easily, especially not after he stole my heart those years ago. The moment I laid eyes on him, I always had a feeling that we were meant to be. Some call it fate. Anyways, as I kept pursuing him, I learnt more and more about his personality, and the more and more I fell in love. He shared all of my interests, my hobbies, Everything ~ <span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">♥. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">We were meant to BE!

<p class="MsoNormal">''Anyways, I humbly thank you for your assistance. I’ll be enjoying my husband momentarily. Ciao.''