Talk:Kikimora/@comment-24026095-20170228210500

You are walking on the street to reach work, you're well in time for once. You notice a rally at the edge of the street. It's a bunch of kikimoras and manticores in nurse outfits holding up signs saying &lsquo;FREE TESTICLE CANCER CHECK!&rsquo;

A particularly aggressive manticore and gentle, motherly-looking kikimora corner you just as you're about to walk past (dammit!). The manticore grins smugly (as is expected from manticores), and starts snapping on a pair of latex gloves. The kikimora giggles shyly and clasps her hands together in front of herself, interlocking her fingers. You notice she's already got her gloves on.

&lsquo;Heya, darlin',&rsquo; says the manticore. &lsquo;Ya look real young 'n' healthy fer shore, bu' 'tlooks like yeh could do wi' sum good, ball-wringing checkups today, wha' ya say?&rsquo;

The kikimora gives another giggle, holding her hand in front of her mouth and lowering it as she composes herself to speak. &lsquo;Sorry about that, dearie, Nicole here really enjoys her opportunities to check out different types of ... *chuckle* round objects. We're trying to make human men aware of how dangerous it can be to masturbate too much instead of releasing their needs safely with a partner, and how they can check for any unnecessary lumps and bumps on their testes. Would you mind volunteering to be part of the free demonstration we're offering? Your friends would learn how to check their own, um, parts, and our dear mamono here will be able to check their partners, maybe even potential ones.&rsquo;

What would you do?