Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31359001-20180113053518

In an effort to avoid the seemingly endless conflict between mamono and the order, you have been living as far away from civilisation as possible. This has, for the most part, worked quite well for you. While you occasionally have to turn away a lusty monster, or a persistent evangelist, and loneliness is an ever-present nuisance, there hasn't been anything your home's defenses and your strong constitution couldn't handle.

Until recently, at least.

For the last several weeks, someone has been entering your home and cleaning, repairing, and generally working to maintain it while you sleep! Time and time again, you have worked to shore up your defenses but to no avail. Every morning you awaken to a perfectly spotless domicile. In an effort to confuse your suspiciously helpful home invader you even tried to clean it to perfection before you retired, only to wake up and find that instead of cleaning, the interloper left a delicious breakfast waiting for you.

As you munch on the tasty foods left behind, you contemplate what could possibly be doing this. A kikimora seems to makes sense, but they don't seem like the type to avoid someone they chose as a "master". They're even less likely to be able to enter your home unnoticed through your defenses. Still, stranger things have happened.

Perhaps some sort of slime? Nah, most aren't clever enough to engage in domestic chores at the level you are witnessing here. The ones that are, once again, are more likely to make themselves known to you than hiding. Still, it IS a possibility...

A kunoichi, then? Hmmm, nope. They should have kidnapped you back to their home village by now. But maybe they're just more of the domestic type?

Your thoughts continue to lead you nowhere the more you try to analyze exactly what is breaking in. After finishing the last of your meal, you decide that its time to take action and instead of raising more defenses, actively capture your trespasser and find out once and for all just who the heck keeps disrespecting your privacy!

WWYD? 