Talk:White Horn/@comment-26898134-20161016013044/@comment-30061283-20161016035659

(You will only understand these jokes if you play Skyrim.)

I hack one to death and then proceed to engage in an awkward battle with me fireing arrows from point blank range!I cast fear upon the 3rd high elf and he runs off whilst screaming "Death is higly overrated!"!I then wait for 30 seconds so her wound automagically heals and we completely ignore the arrow potruding out of her leg.She gives me a random ass quest that involves killing bandits and risking my life for one single object.She then thanks me and like a lost brain dead puppy decides she wants to follow this stranger around for the rest of her never ending life until I decide her time has come or the save fucks up.Little does she know however this will only end in an incredibly abusive relationship and she will stay by my side as if she has stockholm.I then force my new found companion to be a meat shield and haul all of my loot for me.Sometimes I confuse her backside for an Elk and while were having fake videogame crouching roleplay sex I end up chasing her up and down the hills and across the plains of Skyrim with a bow and arrow like a mad man.One day I marry her and we adopt a kid because im infertile for some unexsplained reason.When im bored of her I shout her off High Hrothgar and pay absolutely no attenion to my now orphan child and abandoned Breezehome!(Which I barely had any septims for damn it!)

Fear me for I am the DOVAHKIIN!

Skyrim belongs to the nords!