Talk:Vampire/@comment-25601391-20150224144346/@comment-25720867-20150225164408

Sneak outside the bloody barn. Buy some garlic. Return. Put the garlic at the vampire's feet. Take the coffin's cover and put it on the coffin. Beat nails into it. She wakes up? Ain't stoppin me.

Take the coffin up on my shoulder and carry it up to a coach. Put the coffin in the back, and go to the driver.

Put a bag a shinies in his hand. GIve him a paper with words on it, because he's deaf.

"Ruperd. Take this coffin to the good ol' cliff and toss it into the river below. Oh and, don't mind the contents within."