Talk:Mershark/@comment-25619592-20170218092921/@comment-5426290-20170221092532

Being a simple man from a semi-secluded village, I know nothing about how monsters sex instead of kill. So with all my might and concentration I try to ignore the fact I'm peeing my pants and use all my strength to row to the next island before the mersharks get me.

Naturally, I'm a simple human and not strong or quick enough to outspeed aquatic life and my boat is quickly sunk, followed by me being nabbed by a bunch of mershark girls and their milfy mother.