Talk:Manticore/@comment-26658132-20151108141122/@comment-26948101-20151208050516

Manticore: That looks like a pretty nasty stab wound you have there.

Me [putting on tough guy act, despite the pain]: Yeah, but you should see the other guy.

Manticore: You should probably get that looked at, though. Don't worry- I know where you can get a powerful anesthetic and a little something that redirects blood flow away from that wound.

Me: Really? You would do that for me?

Manticore: Yep! [Proceeds to stab me with the venomous spikes on the bulbous end of her tail]

Me: Ah...what did you.....?

Manticore [grinning lewdly]: Don't worry- in a few moments, that wound is going to be the furthest thing from your mind....and all that blood will be rushing somewhere else