Talk:Amazoness/@comment-174.53.167.220-20160110210239/@comment-26115871-20160111183952

I sigh before offering her some food on the end of a fork. With a huge bite she devours not only the beef, she even bites off the end of the fork. It's not long before I realize I have to bring her back to her parents, so I set off for the amazoness village near the last dungeon I completed.

Meanwhile, an amazoness is frantically calling out for her child when she suddenly hears a loud commotion, and - assuming her child is involved - heads over there to find me, trying to get the child to take her teeth out of my ear. "That's not something you can eat!"

"I'm hungry!"

After laughing her ass off the mother helps me get the kid to let go. She thanks me for finding her baby and soon turns to leave. "Oh right, I almost forgot. MAN HUNT!"

. . . God damn it.