Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26948680-20180906072503/@comment-36835899-20180909080927

Oh, crap, I think to myself.

I twist my face into a look of confusion. "Um... it says I should go take a nap."

The coordinator tilts her head. "Huh, that's unusual. Well like I said, you don't HAVE to follow the pamphlet's advice, it's just a suggestion. Anyhow, I'm headed off to the pool." She waves to everyone. "You all have fun, now!"

Shaking my head, I set out to find the Sugar Kitty. Interestingly enough, the map alters itself as I walk, staying centered on my position while pointing me in the right direction. "Hmm... the coordinator didn't mention this. You're more capable than she suggested."

Thank you.

I stop in my tracks, blinking in surprise. "You can hear me?"

''Of course I can't hear you. I'm a sheet of paper, I don't have any ears.''

I pinch the bridge of my nose. "Right, psychic paper. Sorry."

''That's okay. Most people don't even think about talking to me.''

"Hmm..." I start walking again. "Well, to be fair, it's not like anyone was told you were intelligent or self-aware. the coordinator made you sound like a programmed magic item or something."

''Yeah... about that. In case you didn't notice, she's a bit of a bimbo.''

I can't help but chuckle. "She did seem like a bit of an airhead, but I figured it was just an act. She is a Dark Mage, after all."

True, but let's just say her elevator has some trouble getting to the top floor sometimes, if you get my meaning.

"Cruel." I notice I'm almost to the cafe. "Bookmark on that for a minute, let me get in and order."

I'll be here.

As I walk in I see how this place got its name. The staff (all female, from the look of it) wear uniforms that include kitty ears, paw gloves, and tails, although from the look of it at least a few of them are real. A smiling normal girl leads me to a table and provides me with a menu, and I'm able to quickly order without having to wait. As she walks away I pull the pamphlet back out. "Thanks for waiting."

The pamphlet gives me an illustrated thumbs-up. No problem, it's what I do.

"Among other things."

I get a grinning smiley. ''What can I say? I'm GOOD at what I do.''

"So tell me, why me? I mean, there were plenty of guys you could have set up like this."

''Well... you DO like girls with big boobs...''

"Me, and at least half the guys in the room." Something suddenly clicks in my head. "Hang on a second, Dark Mages warp the minds of men they have sex with, right? Turn them into pets?"

''The term is "familiars," actually, but that's a distinction without a difference. That's actually the other reason we picked you.''

I mentally file away the "we" for later. "Go on."

''Ordinarily, what you said is true. Having sex with her would twist your mind until you became bound to her as a servant.''

"Ordinarily," I note.

''In this case, though, the situation is different. As you noted, she's a bit of an airhead. You, on the other hand, are unusually strong-willed.''

My curiosity was piqued, but I had to pause again as the waitress brought me my food; bacon cheeseburger, steak fries, and an impressively large blueberry muffin. I took a minute to break out the mustard and ketchup and take a bite of my burger (oh, man, that was good) before continuing. "Okay, so how does that make things different?"

''Without getting into confusing details, your stronger will will reverse the process. Instead of becoming her servant, she'll become YOUR servant.''

I mentally chewed on that while chewing on some fries (good as the burger was). "The surprise groping has something to do with that, doesn't it."

Another thumbs-up. ''VERY good! You're really quick on the uptake!''

I take a sip of my cola. "Maybe so, but I could still use some more details."

''Fair enough. Here's the deal. She's moderately aroused already from all the guys running around, so her power is already reflexively building up to make a bond with someone. Taking her by surprise will throw her off her game and make it easier for you to reverse her power.''

"That can't be all."

Beaming smiley. ''Well, she has sensitive breasts, and her nipples are REALLY sensitive. A surprise groping on her sweater puppies - especially combined with the state she's in already - will mentally stop her in her tracks. She'll be helpless, putty in your hands to do whatever you want with.''

"Hmm." I start in on the muffin. The pamphlet wasn't kidding, this thing is incredible (REAL blueberries, not that artificially flavored blue chip crap). "Gonna be a little difficult, though, groping her through a swimsuit.

Evil grinning smiley. ''Oh, we already took care of that. My counterpart convinced her it would be more relaxing in the water if she took it off.''

I blink in surprise. "She actually bought that?"

Airhead.

Right. "And opening the screen door?"

She thinks one of the other female counselors will be joining her.

Damn, seems like they've got all the bases covered. "Okay, any other details or advice?"

''Just one thing. Make sure to keep at least one hand on her tit, preferably teasing the nipple. That will keep her mentally off balance enough to keep her easily controlled.''

"That's all?"

Once you're inside her and sexing her up, she'll be all yours; no resistance whatsoever.

"Well, I'd better get going, then. Don't want to keep her waiting."

''Oh! One more thing real quick!''

"Yes?"

''Yeah, wash your hands. ''Laughing smiley. You don't want to get burger grease on her boobs, after all.