Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28144855-20180510173057/@comment-27950421-20180529173849

I place my fists on my hips proudly, "I am here to sow chaos and fuck bitches."

I grab Ancala by the shoulder and pull her close to me, "And I already fucked my bitch this morning."

Ancala grins at the memories of this morning and licks her lips, "That he did..."

I point to Aro, "He's here because something something, arrogant mortals something something balance of the universe, something something, I don't know I wasn't paying attention."

I point to Celestine, "She's here to pretend to be one our side so that she can arrange things in a manner that is advantageous to her leading to her sudden yet inevitable betrayal and me punching her in taco. Really really hard. I think... wasn't paying too much attention there either."

I point to everyone else, "I have no idea why they're here."

I point to the senshi, specifically at their mini skirts, "I can only assume that they're because... dem legs..."

I raise a finger, "and..."

I pause for moment.

Suddenly I gasp, "Ancala..."

She sighs, "What?"

I look at her, "We should totally shop for Godzilla Doujinshi while we're here."

She pats me on the head, "Yes sweetie, we'll do that later..."

I look back to the senshi, "Ok rephrase, I'm hear to sow chaos, fuck bitches, and buy Godzilla doujinshi and/or any other kaiju merch I find available in this iteration of existence."