Talk:Goblin/@comment-26115871-20151124223856/@comment-5426290-20151203085310

I peek into the cave and see a minotaur holding a hobgoblin like a teddybear, only this teddybear is crying her eyes out. ('/>.>)/(ToT)

I watch as I see the minotaur try her best to console and hug her new friend, but this hugging only makes her more frightened. "Stop crying! I want to be friends! Let me live in your village!" (/>.<)/

The hobgoblin is bawling and frantically flailing her limbs in the air. "Heeeeeelp meeee! She's going to eat me!" \(ToT)/

A bit surprised I walk into the cave and tap the minotaur on the shoulder. After which the hobgoblin is pressed into me by the minotaur. "Make her my friend, she won't listen to anything I say!" \(>.<)/

('0.0) I gently hug the hobgoblin and pet her head while she cries out into my chest. ('0.0)\(ToT\)

After a bit she calms down and I explain the situation to her, she then confirms the story with the minotaur and tells her other goblin-friends.

A few hours later I'm sitting in the middle of a goblin-village with a few hobgoblin and normal goblin cuddling up to me while we watch how surprisingly the minotaur and the hobgoblin from before make out all the time. ('0q0)

I'm taken in as the village's one and only breeder/harem-husband and live happily ever after with all the young girls and the minotaur.