Talk:Saphirette Spherica/@comment-24.202.19.242-20150720210914/@comment-25930818-20150730161842

My understanding is that her lack of a husband doesn't stem from her being incapable of catching one - after all, she's a fucking DARK MATTER, if she floats within five miles of you you'll probably be a drooling, jizzing wreck on the floor - but rather that there actually aren't any men left in Polove, them having all been snapped up and snugly imprisoned between the thighs of all the other monstergirls there.

Even the best fisherman in the world can't land a catch if there's no fish in the river, and I infer this to be the situation poor ol' Sappy's in.