Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29435884-20170706130433/@comment-31401828-20170706174941

(*thinks* Lel, we tame dragon, we git stronk!.) "Privjet, I see what i can do, Tovarishch!, Gib phone!*dials national security.)

NA operative: Da comrade what can i help you with?

Me: Xaxaxaxa, today is a good day tovarishch!, i meet Dragon at gate, but she docile, sooo we convince dragon to join our glorious cause and become stronk yes!?.

Na operative: Ohoho!, i'll get high command.

Me: *hangs upp and gibs the dragon some Vodka* "Here drink Vodka it help."

Dragon: *drinks it like mad* "Ahh, this is the nectar of life, thank you!."


 * some guards arrive with a transport truck*

Guard captain: *extends a hand towards the dragon* "Come with us, bring your child aswell"

The Dragon's face gets filled with joy of acceptance and she without hesitation goes with the guards.

(some time later after having been healed upp)

THe dragon goes to meet with the millitary court.

Dragon: "Thank you for your hospitality, but why am i here?."

Millitary general: tell me dragon, what happened to your husband?.

Dragon:....

Millitary general: I see.. listen, you are here beause we have a proposition for you.

Dragon: What kind off proposition.

Millitary general: As you will know, you are a dragon, capable of exemplary millitary service, since we saved you and your daughters life, the only thing we ask is your service to your new comrades.

Dragon:..No..nonononononononoNO!

General: DO IT OR FACE EXILE!, If you will be a parasite to your comrades, then all you have to do is leave through that gate and never return.

Dragon: Please..

General: Do it for your daughter, *sigh* we'll only put you in war if we really need you there ok?, i promise you won't be serving on the lines nearly as mouch as in whatever shithole you crawled out of ok?.

Dragon:*sniff* Promise?.

General: I gib you word.

Dragon: Ok..you've done more for me than anyone else so i might aswell return the favor..but only if im really needed.

And so our glorious country became stronker with da dragons.