Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30850838-20170116004803/@comment-30850838-20170127222230

Drake: those are traditional games, I'm talking about games that come from technology.


 * His Zoroark is unable to fight

Drake: fucking piss, one Pokémon down


 * He then heard strange noises in Egyptian exhibit

Drake: ugh I'll be right back, I swear to god that bitch is up to something no good again.


 * he went inside to the exhibit room except it's lit up with candles

Drake: alright who turn the damn lights off?


 * he tried to flip the switch but it didn't work and all of a sudden the door to the exhibit shuts leaving him locked inside

Drake: fucking hell, well at least I brought my headlamp


 * he used the headlamp

Drake: great just fucking great now I have to deal with mummies and now this bitch? Ugh what a waste.


 * he goes to the pharaoh's coffin

Drake: hey bitch, come out there and explain why you're locking me up.


 * the coffin door fell as if it was opened

Drake: ......... fucking shit


 * he pulled out his FN FAL rifle

Drake: calm down Drake, you got this 10 years of being in the army makes you the toughest man you are today


 * he then feels something crawling behind his back

Drake: not now, i'm trying to....... shit....

Pharaoh: hello husband

Drake: *he faced towards the pharaoh but this time she's wearing lingerie* for the last time i'm not you're husband!

Pharaoh: yes you are, well soon to be. Anyways i've got plans for you big plans.

Drake: and I don't wanna be a part of it either!


 * he pointed thr rifle towards the pharaoh

Pharaoh: now now don't be hostile, look my plan is to rebuild my kingdom and I want you to be my husband so we can rule it together. Think about it, the whole Egyptian civilization will be brought back to its former glory and everyone in the whole world will be coming and they'll live there like normal people. How's that sound darling?

Drake: eh, sounds too good to be true but i've gotta.....


 * he throws a smoke grenade on the ground

Drake: RUN!


 * he runs off somewhere hiding

Pharaoh: *coughs* I love it when run.