Talk:Jinko/@comment-27303410-20170519000136/@comment-31594143-20170604051742

Their was a large cloud of dirt when they both tackled me. When they looked around, I was hovering about 3 feet in the air, 3 yards away from them.

Me: Sorry ladies, but I'm no ones'

(one threesome later)

Me: I've officially... Given up.