Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-26380985-20160313155512/@comment-28935784-20160315095251

I take her hand, kiss it, and offer to be her mate. We will both pillage and plunder the land's rich, and feed the poor. I promise to help her grow using spirit energy to become the most feared and respected highway monster girl chieftain ever.

She takes my hand and leads me back into her chambers, blushing all the while.

Until our bodies hit the bed. Like lots of shy people, she's a freak and a perv behind closed doors (or curtains).

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