Talk:Minotaur/@comment-26380985-20160330004656/@comment-27069434-20160403190221

Me and a companion of mine (an Alp) prepare, him hiding the demonic features with magic and me spiking the water in one of the pouches with an afrodisiac that dulls one's witsame as wine but does not rob of memory afterwards. We greet the knights, asking to break bread with them. I pour wine into a shallow dish, drink some myself to prove them I bear no ill will and pass the dish. The looters, seeing the drink does no harm to me, take it, but find it too thick and strong, so I offer them to thin it with water. They suspect nothing and quite soon are intoxicated byond any reason. My friend then makes a pass on the knights. Being more horny than Devils on a full moon, they comply eagerly, barely mustering enough dexterity to lower their pants. The Alp then lets them have some fun stabbing him with their flesh rods, only to let them exhaust themselves and takes advantage of their exposed rears. While the horny devil takes his due, I free the Minotaur and tend to her wounds to the best of my capabilities, which are scarse since I'm inebriated myself. I then leave looting the knights and loading my near-senceless body into our cart to the girl(s). As to the knights, they're free to enjoy kindling each other's rumps to their dark hearts ontent  while the three of us hit the road.