Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170429223403

A follow-up to this comment I left earlier on the page.

Things which sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't:-

*"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

*"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

*"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

*"Talk about a huge breast!"

*"It's Cool Whip time!"

*"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

*"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

*"Are you going to come again next time?"

*"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

*"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

*"Don't play with your meat."

*"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

*"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

*"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

*"You still have a little bit on your chin."

*"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">*"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">*"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">*"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">*"How many are coming?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">*"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">*"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">*"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"