Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170730223252/@comment-28718853-20170801224858

"Well..." I start, but my Hellhound wife Rix pushes me down and says, "I'll tell it, hubby always leaves out the best parts!"

She clears her throat and begins, "So, one day I'm out patrolling the wastelands of Sailetto, and I find the man walking all on his own in a suit. He looked very appealing, so I did what all Hellhounds do, go straight for the gold.  I confront him with the intent to own him, and guess what he tried to fight me off with?"

Rix positions her paws in a way that looks like she's holding a two-handed firearm and says, "A shotgun, that fires chili sauce."

All of my friends and their wives give me bewildered looks, then they explode into laughter. I can only lower my head in shame as Rix continues to pour on the humiliation, "Not a gun with actual ammo, nor a sword or an axe, heh, not even a puny dagger. Nope, just a shotgun that fired chili sauce."

"Why would you waste perfectly good sauce on fending off mamono?" asks Oceana, Medusa wife of my friend Gale. "A powerful mamono at that!" laughs Trag, another one of my friends.

Rix claps her hands together and says, "Anyways, after I took his shotgun and broke it in two, I raped him, and our adventures as husband and wife began!"

I say nothing, as my face is still glued to my legs in the chair. I hear Natalya, White Horn wife of my friend Wendell ask, "Is that all true Forjod?"

I give a slow nod, and a barely audible, "Yes."