Talk:Manticore/@comment-26115871-20151111213352/@comment-27950421-20160503044103

I place my hand on the timid manticores shoulder, "I am truly sorry. It is quite impossible for you to rape me..."

The manticore sniffles a bit and looks down, clearly dissapointed, "O-oh... that's ok... I- I'll just find som-"

I suddenly interrupt her, "For you see..."

She looks at me thuroughly confused.

I suddenly bring forth my mighty spear of absolute mega cuddles, "IT ISN'T RAPE IF I'M WILLING!"

"WHAT THE HELL REPTILE!!!" yells one ofy companions.

I turn to companions holding my fist before me while exuding unspeakable amounts of justice, "Of course! You're right nameless flunky who only exists in this what do and is only being acknowledged as an existing character for comedic purposes! This is hardly a fitting place to induct my new waifu into my harem"

"What? No reptile that wasn't what I meant-"

I completely ignore him, grab my new pet manticore, and throw her my shoulder.

She blinks a couple times, still rather confused, "Nyah?"

"Now come my loyal waifu, TO VICTORY!!!" I shout as race down the mountain towards the reptile kingdom.