User blog:PrinceLolipop/Prince of Loli's WWYD Responses - Mimic

Original Scenario made by Mad Larry





''You and your buddy are exploring ruins when you notice a treasure chest. When you get close enough a Mimic pops out. She seems a little confused as she looks at you then your friend. You have a feeling she's gonna grab you since you are closer than your friend. ''

''What will you do? ''

Response:





''I casually push my friend forwards. He calls me a bastard as she leaps out and tackles him to the ground, immobilizing him with powerful spells. As she rapes him I casually walk over to the chest, grab it, and chuck it out of a nearby window. I then turn around and drag the startled mimic off of my friend. As I tie her up my friend glares at me. I just raise an eyelid. "You had that coming after you locked me in that room with the pharaoh. If she hadn't already had a husband then I -" ''

''"Why are you stopping her?" ''

''". . . I beg your pardon?" ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">''<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">"Release her!" ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">''<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Oh. He WANTS to be raped by her. Well, I didn't see that coming. "Wait, then why did you call me a bastard?" ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">''<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">"Because you ARE a bastard." ''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">''<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Point. I shrug before I untie her, and the two of them begin having sex right in front of me. I leave the room a lonely man - only to get pinned down by a gargoyle that flies in through the nearby window. ''

''<span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">I am no longer lonely. ''

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