Talk:Beelzebub/@comment-30537375-20160116042339/@comment-30537375-20160121033847

Boo you just hating on my girl, Beelzebub now. She ain't do you no wrong so why you gotta do her like that? And hell yeah she's cute. She probably doesn't gain weight from all that eating because maybe DE or whatever. She's the best snacks/junk food n chill waifu. With that said she might be in the mood and spray me with whip cream and lick me clean so we can get dirty again.

And what's so bad about Bug MGs? Look at the Oomukade. Terrifying as fuck but all she wants is a hubby that doesn't mind her like 40 pair of legs on him. I don't see that as something to be feared as, I see it as the second best hug after the fluffy hug from the Yeti. And maybe the best tickler ever.