Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4680574-20140510042646/@comment-25035274-20140613144043

Except the Ryu all have that reverse-scale. Accidentally brush it with your hand, an' you gon' git raeped. She accidentally brushes it against a desk, an' you gon' git raeped. The pet dog sticks his nose against it? She puts on her raep faec. Neighborhood kids are playing ball, and the ball hits it? Raep ahoy, ye lily-livered scally-wags(By the by, we need a pirate-themed monster girl; Flying Dutchmen, maybe.). Thor hits it with Mjolnir? By the Allfather's Beard, thou shalt be raeped, Mortal!