Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20181120210726/@comment-30014014-20181121022846

You know, with the whole 'beating' delivering service on unsavory individual, I can just imagine a scenario like this:

Two men making a deal.

''"You got the stuff?" asks one.''

"Yea, in the bag, all of it" responds the other, a grin on his face.

"Excellent. All of these reptilian eggs will fetch a pretty penny around here. Your payment is in the--

They stop, hearing something faint.

"You hear something?"

"Nah, we're isolated. Probably some vermin".

"Makes sense. Anyway, here's your--

Again, another set of noise.

"Ok, that is not a vermin scurrying about!"

"Eh, likely some lost critter. So, about that payment--

-poof-

A loud clamp smashes the fireplace in the heart of the living room, causing the two to shriek in terror "What the hell?!"

A drak appears amidst the dust, a stern stare at the two "Stop! In the name of the law!!" A vicious scally finger is dressed against the two who cling to each other in fright.

''"How the f--...did you get here?!" Their last words...''