Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150427183953

You have gone on a "guys night" with your pals.

As you arrive home you and your pals are joking around, they start to make dog jokes and you make one "My wife is a bitch.... LITERALY ! " and your friends laugh.

You say goodbye and are greeted by your Hellhound wife who is cracking her knuckles, she approach you and gives you a "hello" kiss, she has to crouch to do it as her tall figure towers over you, reminding you how much stronger she is than you. She asks you if you had fun, you tell her you did.

She told you "I too had fun darling. I had fun seeing how my ears can listen to things at a great distance. For example, we can hear if our husband call us a bitch, specially if he is stupid enough to do so arriving at home."

What do you do ?