Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28776596-20191113192017/@comment-36855838-20191115044233

NNN AngryLance wrote:

"I attempt to explain the situation to my Lilim girlfriend and she gives me the most baffled look she ever had, then loudly reacts: "Have you've gone mad ?! What stark-raving custom is this ?! You are in dire need of my patented 'Love Ride', mister ! NOW GET OVER HERE !", as she promply shove my face in her chest and flies with me straight to the bedrom, where she magicaly locks the door behind us."

DDD

A lilim attempts to explain the situation to her incubus boyfriend and he gives her the most baffled look she has ever recieved, then loudly reacts: "Have you've gone mad?! What stark-raving custom is this?! I am in dire need of rest and relaxation, miss! NOW LEAVE ME BE!", as he promptly turns on his heels and marches to the guest bedrom, so she can have the comfier bed.