Talk:Orc/@comment-5426290-20140801124910/@comment-24.101.137.79-20140810205708

Anon: Aw crap! This is the third time today!

Lizardwomen: What is going on here?!?

Anon: You should know! It happened to you an hour ago!

Lizardwomen: Well, I beat the werewolf by 40 minutes and her by two hours! That makes me alpha wife, and i say if you make another girl fall in love with you, you're sleeping outside tonight!

Anon: That's never gonna-

Ogre: (Trips over my leg)

Lizard women: (Cold, judgemental stare)

Anon: ... I'll get my sleeping bag...