Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25547106-20160330002309/@comment-26052600-20160415231334

Wendy: Well...

A Long time ago... At the sabbath headquarters a Baphomet was being kicked out.

Head Baphomet: Alright Beth, you're officially out of the sabbath.

Beth: Why!?

Head Baphomet: Well you suck at magic, you eat too much food, you snore, you messed up a lot of our conversions, and I just recently found your secret yaoi stash, and breast pads.

Beth: Shit!

Baphomet: These actions are intolerable for a Baphomet and member of the sabbath. You must refer to Men as Onee-chan. There is no place for your yaoi and weird obsession for the lumps of meat.

Beth: Men are more enchanted by the melons I say. Not the meat!

Head Baphomet: Whatever. You're position as a Sabbath leader has been revoked. Now scram -slams the main gate of the headquarters as it suddenly begins to rain outside-

Beth: -picks up her large luggage- Fine, I will make my own Sabbath one where my Yaoi harem, big chested fantasies shall reign supreme and then you will rue the day you turned your back on me! Ruuuuueee!

....

Back to the present...

Wendy: After that Beth went into a barn, accidentally stowed away In a hay cart, and then ended up in the middle of nowhere.

Beth: Shut up!