Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170205130548

TheMaskKeeper wrote: "If you're gonna toilet paper or egg someones house, have a getaway driver." &lsquo;If you're gonna suck someone off in the toilet or get your eggs fertilized in another person's house, you must fuck their driver too to ensure he/she doesn't tell on you.&rsquo;

She drags you to the mysterious stranger's toilet, gets on her knees and makes you give her thirty facials in a row, and gets the walls whitewashed with sperm. Then she drags you to their bedroom and musses up all the sheets, fucking you and making you fuck her in more ways than the number of sand grains in this universe. When she's happy and satisfied (for the next half-minute or so), the bed is covered in dried spooge and pussy juices, the sheets have shrivelled like they were in the wash, and the mattress has swelled to twenty times its normal size with body fluids, she spots the house owner's driver peeking through the door as well while jacking/jilling off. She drags him/her inside the house, ties them to the wall upside down, and forces them to eat her out while she's lapping at their crotch as well. When they're exhausted and moaning that they can't cum anymore and don't want to, she takes the car keys out of their chauffeur uniform's pocket, and drags you to the car. She gets in, starts the ignition, and drives away laughing like a madwoman, singing some perverted campfire songs.