Talk:Honey Bee/@comment-31316696-20170222062400/@comment-30700719-20170610002709

"Release me, infidel!" I yell. "Ooh, looky here girls. We've got a paladin! This is going to be so fun." I struggle a bit more, then say, "Goddess Illias would not approve of this!" She smirks. "Your deity can't save you now." She waves her arms around. "If she could do something to help you, wouldn't she have done it by now?" She gets up and crosses her arms, laying them against my bare chest. "So, little paladin. Where is your god now?" Suddenly, I start to laugh. Quietly at first, but then louder and louder. "AH HA HA HA! You guys really thought I was a paladin? HAHAHAH! Paladins don't wear pilot's uniforms!" I continue laughing, and she slowly backs away from me. "No, seriously guys, let me go." One of her servants smiles, and they all walk forward. "Activate Protocol Phoenix!" My body bursts into flames, commiting incendiary seppuku.

"ICARUS, scan the last place of death. Display any irregularities."  "If only I could see their faces right now."