Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180316094006/@comment-34904368-20180617011049

I quickly excused myself, and went to use the restroom, earning a slap on the ass by a Jinko sitting nearby. Thank heavens there was a special no-rape policy in this building (to attract male customers.) or I would have been smashed into the floor.

I stepped into the mens lavatories, and, (a lifetime of luck here) the stalls were made from metal to prevent unexpected attacks, as well as having almost zero gaps. So I just went to bet the window on the opposite wall.

But there was no window. (Insert X-files intro music.)

There were no windows because they could be an easyentrance route for mamono. I racked my brain for a good escape route. If I walked out through the fromt door, I was dead either way they fucked me. This meant one thing. I looked up, and hey hey, an air bent.

I peeled the grate off and slithered through, trying to make as little noise as possible. The omly windows were in the womens/monsters restrooms.

For fucks sake.

So I slid across the smooth metal, until I reacked a grate. I oooked down. The Hornet was fingering herself to a cutout of my gave from the yearbook. Not helping.

I slid to the next grate, overlooking a stall with an hellhound who was doing the same. She sniffed a bit, and looked up. Thankfully my shirt was black so she saw nothing out of the ordinary and kept doing her thing.

I opened the grate to the last stall, thankfully empty, and lowered myself down. I looked to unlock the window, but it would make a noise.

Spying an empty bottle on the floor, I picked it up amd tossed it over the stall doors, into the stall of the hornet. With a dull clonk, swearing, and a stall door getting knocked down, It gave me all the distraction I needed to unlock the window and slip through.

Diving into the street, i barreled home. Without them noticing.