Talk:Oomukade/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151202014124/@comment-27049723-20151202015303

(I think it's stated somewhere that insect monsters lay eggs so that's what I'm going with. If I'm wrong just replace the word egg with child.)

I start to panic "Ohmygoohmygodohmygod!"

I then run as fast as my legs'll take me to my neighbor's house and start hammering my fist against their door.

They eventually answer, rubbing sleep out of their eyes, asking me what I could possibly want at this ungodly hour.

They eventually make out through my excited babbling that my wife's water broke.

We rush back to my place and help my wife through the process.

More than half an hour later my wife has given birth to our child/egg.

I cradle it in my arms and thank my neighbors for their help. They say "No problem" and leave to go back to sleep. I spend the rest of the night cradling and admiring my future child with my lovely wife.