Talk:Lich/@comment-26911558-20161012202430

You're walking through the forest after sunset (not far from town) and you stop by the river. You came down to collect mushrooms and river vegatables when you hear a pair of screams off in the distance. You drop everything and follow the sound, but when you arrive, you see a horrifying sight. In front of you was a unicorn and a bicorn who have somehow been merged together end to end so they have two arms and two horse legs each. They were desperately trying to pull away from each other, but they were making no progress.

"Come on!" Shouted the bicorn. "How can you say this is a bad thing?  Now we can both share a husband!"

"No! I don't want to share, I want one all for myself!" Says the unicorn.

"Well then get off!  I want my husband to have a harem!" Replies the bicorn.

"You get off!"

As the two monsters were trying to pull themselves apart, someone taps you on the shoulder which almost scares you out of your socks. You turn around to see a lich with a spellbook in hand.

"Freaky right?" She asks you.

WWYD?