Talk:Vampire/@comment-174.53.167.220-20160530231222/@comment-30845198-20161226021837

(I'll call the vampire V for short, I'm a lazy lil sh@t so) I kiss her immediately.

Me: Let's get started! V: active aren't we.

Me: please watching this movie is worse than hell. V: let's get goin.

At the top we shot of the movie and put my phone on the project with a speacial thing that will happen in t-minus 20 seconds

We throw the popcorn, soda, and gum down on the people and the new "movie" comes on

Movie: you just got pranked bro, it's just a prank (insert joke about me going to hell here) she slaps me

Me: what the hell I say while chuckling V: that is for pulling a dead and overused meme,And this is for helping me

She then kisses me for about 15 seconds.

5 minutes later After the people left because of their saltiness

V: I'm hungry and I'm not really in the mood for popcorn

She then looks at me V: mind if I have some Me: go ahead

We're then married and to this day on that date or on a twilight movie so do the same thing we did today (like our annerversery)