Talk:Lilim/@comment-74.251.7.241-20191020053955

Putting the differences between Humans and Mamono into perspective

Guy get's sexually intimate with a human woman, then takes off his pants to reveal his 35 cm long dick (or roughly 14 inches)

Human woman: Uhhhhhhhh....... hey look, it's the Demon Lord? (Runs out of the Hotel, forgetting she's naked as well) Guy:................... and that makes the 1,000th who ran away ...... guess it's safe to say I'll never get laid.

(Same scenario, but with a Lilim identical to the stock image for this encyclopedia entry) Lilim: Oh my...........you're not just a gentleman for treating me to dinner, you're also very blessed. Guy: Are you sure? `1,000 women have seen my member and 1,000 of them ran away. The last one did so and left her clothes behind in the hotel. Lilim: Oh dear...... A blessed, studly gentleman with no one to properly reciprocate him. Well, allow me to give you what you've never had, but oh so deserve (insert Lenny's face) Guy: Okay....... (5 Years Later) Guy: And that's how I met your mother, my precious daughter. Daughter: How romantic. A stud spurned from 1,000 attempts at love, and mama being your first. Lilim: Daaaarrrrrllllingggggg? Seeing you be so warm and affectionate with our little sweetheart got me in the mood (blows kiss that turns into a heart shape). Guy: Go outside and play with the other kids in the castle. Just don't cause trouble and be back by dinner. Daughter: What are you gonna be doing, papa? Guy: (Looks at Lilim wife) ......Helping mama with making a baby sister for you. (Gently hugs her and kisses her forehead). Daughter: (Gasps, then smiles warmly).