Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180829204356/@comment-27950421-20180829232113

Alternate version

I look out the window and then pat my child on the head, "No worries, daddy's got this."

I continue watching TV as my dragon wife herds the kids. Soon it becomes apparent that their make shift defenses are in fact useless as my sister in law plows through the barracade as if it isn't even there. She strides into the living room with a feral grin that would given even the craziest yandere nightmares. All the while bottomless and carrying her new schlong and balls.

I calmly take a sip of my chocolate milk, "Hello Edna."

She chuckles "Hello Rep, I'd like to introduce you to my..."

She hefts her penis and testicles, "... little friends."

I look at her with an unimpressed expression, "So you think that acquiring the most sensitive part of the male anatomy is an effective way to rape me?"

She steps foreward, "Oh yea! Prepare your anus lover boy!"

I give an exasperated sigh before pulling out a taser and show Edna what it's like to have a pair of needles shot directly into the nads feels like. She learns soon afterwards what having 1,200 volts pumped into the nads through said needles feels like as well.

She collapses into a quivering pile of brocken yandere as I pull out my phone and dial 911, "Yeah hello? Oh hey Gladis! Yeah she did it again. Yeah, she took a Futa Potion and the uh... accidentally tasered herself in the nads. Ya mind sending an ambulance over? Thanks."