Talk:Minotaur/@comment-25601391-20150209140724/@comment-28935784-20150209142417

I try to sneak past her like the one and only Agent 47. Of course, I'm not him, so things go wrong immediately.


 * CRACK!*

I freeze as I step on her plastic dildo and break it.

Obviously, she wakes up and spots me. In an instant, my ripped clothes are hanging over a bush and she's on top of me, rubbing her body on mine.

'That was my best toy! But I've got a real one now. And you owe me anyway.'

'But it was a mistake! Let me go!'

'No, luvvah. Not until you're screaming to stay with me forever. And I've been starving for some hot juice all these years ...' *winks and lies down on me, covering her body with mine*

That's how I got stuck in her cave. (Both her natural cave which she uses to devour my boner, and her home.)