Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20170821013859/@comment-28358106-20170826235048

Extra points if you can catch its origin:

Two men are escaping an insane asylum. They successfully make it outside in the middle of the night, and one of them has managed to take a flashlight with them so they can see. They make it to the rooftops so they can jump over the fence, but first they have to jump from one building to another to get to the fence.

The first guy jumps to the next roof, no problem. The second guy hesitates; he's terrified of falling. The guy who has already made it over suddenly gets an idea.

"Hey," he says, "Just toss me the flashlight. I'll turn it on amd lay it down, and you can just walk across on the beam!"

The second guy says, "No way, that's insane! As soon as I get halfway across, you'll turn it off!"