Talk:Kikimora/@comment-71.59.62.37-20150713051245/@comment-25035274-20150722190236

I let her know that, what with the fact that I've recently become unemployed, I have no prospect of any income any time soon. As such, I can no longer afford to retain her services. I thank her for her diligent service, and write a glowing letter of recommendation containing my contact information at the end before showing her (with a completely befuddled expression on her face) to the door.

An hour later, I realize what she had been hinting at and begin to slam my face against the table repeatedly.