Talk:Orc/@comment-221.186.131.72-20151114155956/@comment-72.177.190.198-20160427043145

Ask that my promised quest reward be doubled then demand a formal divorce that states she can ask nothing of me while my demands are met. I'd demand compensation from her new lover that he would send an army to take my lust filled letter to the prettiest Jabberwock they could find. Full of the lewd acts I would do to her the letter would state her husband is allergic to wonderland and awaits her at the border. He would then provide me with a hakutaku for counsel as we take the long way she would teach me the weak points of a Jabberwock.

They would meet my demands or feel my Wrath if my demands are met I would leave and they would never hear from me again. If crossed... well take over the town and launch attacks on my enemies who experimented on my ex-wife. Not for her but to satisfy my own personal vendetta.

The Orcs are tricky if they serve her I'd refuse them if not then they'd make excellent servants and I would take them with me.