Talk:Basilisk/@comment-26948680-20160313002753/@comment-27550231-20160313052852

Me: "Dude WTF? Why would you say that? And yeah we are married, what's it to you?"

Succ: "Well you sure know how to pick them. HA! Where did you find him in a back alley? I bet you had to suck him off just so that he would come with you. But then again what sane man would allow his junk anywhere near your hideous face! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Bassi: -Mumbels- "Well... I... uh..."

Me: "Aw hell naw! You two can insult each other all you want, but I am really self concious so no one talks crap about me and gets away with it!" I then upercut the succubus and punch her husband in his chiseled face breaking his nose leaving it all crooked. Grabbing my friends hand I yell "Book it!" And we run away. After catching our breaths we start laughing our asses off

Bassi: "Thanks for going along with my lie."

Me: "That's what friends are for."

Bassi: "And best friends punch their friends enemies for them in public. Now I owe you one, so where does that dragon that bothers you at work live?"

After causing more trouble around town we decide to split up for a bit and let the heat die down and decide to go shopping another day in another town where we are not wanted for assault.