Thread:MediocreKnight/@comment-27666783-20200227215226/@comment-27666783-20200229203405

''Its a long way to Tenochtitlan Its a long way to hump Its a long way from your hometown Through the trees and creeks to jump(Step it lightly!)''

''Goodbye to Liberty Ball, farewell Barrowmir Its a long, long way to Tenochtitlan, and were going up there to stir''

''Its a long way to JOC Tlaxcala Its long way to stalk Its a long way to them scale-girls And they're ready for the co....operative support Goodbye to the wide tar''

''Hello Shrubbery Its a long, long way to JOC Tlaxcala But no place I'd rather be''

''Its a long way to the Golden Valley Its a long way to hunt Its a long way with them ex-Pallies To the ol' non-linear front(clever girls eh?)''

''Calm down those spotted kitties Pat them on the head Now if only they could stop fleeing, they could get headpats instead''

''Its a long way to the Tikal Firebase Its a long way to train We could march on to the North Ice But they'd build one just the same(FUCKING PARADE SQUARE!) We dig, and get our heads shaved, garrison food too And if we pull some favors its not half bad, but any place I'd rather do''

''For the Mortars. "Actiooooooooon! Disarm, look again!" "Why is he so loud?"''

''For the Blues. "Marlboro to base, can you tell the Wyves to clear the bloody tarmac?" ''

''For the Instructors. "ONE. Check your rear aperture. TWO. Move your bolts to the rear."''

''For the Greys. "Prep the chalk to not touch any... and I do mean any! Of the bottoms of the Tlaxcallan allies when we dismount, were the New bloody Order for Grails' sake act like it!"''

''For Signals. "Hello two this is on, over." "Hello one this is one too, are you one-two?"''

''For the Medics. "No I don't have Viagra private, and no I don't believe you when you say its for pulmonary arterial hypertension."''

''For the Cops. "Madam I can assure that is not where we keep the holster."''

For the Chemical Corps.

"Is this kerosene or is this just really sharp Scotch?"

"Its both, drink up."

For the Techs.

"This is called Issues for a reason, not gifts, not givings, issues Private. And you should DEFINITELY have to pay back for incidentals!"

For the Engineers,

"Thats not Flocculent you idiot thats Talcum Powder!"