Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34251796-20180123134717/@comment-34451604-20180124035456

I see if I can get them really arguing with each other to the point of shouting. Then I slip away as they start to get to screaming and then when I'm out of sight. RUN!!! The thing that NONE of them can do is last long in cold water. Granted I'm not amphibious myself but the best option is to find a river get into it and hide along the reeds.

I know I'm going to get caught, I know it's a fruitless escape. But god damn I want my bride to be to earn it for crying out loud. I mean, come on! Catching me napping?! That's no story to tell the kiddies, we're turning this into the hardcore Porn version of a horror film!