Talk:Myconid/@comment-27950421-20190130171347

You're walking through a forest picking edible and medicinal mushrooms. You've heard warnings of mushroom mamono living in the forest, but you know well the signs of where matango grow and have easily avouded then by simply choosing a different path. Thus you've never seen any mushroom girls aside from the occasional matango seen from a safe distance. That is until now, as through your wanderings in the forest you've discovered one of the infamous walking mushrooms, a Myconid.

Upon sighting you, the Myconid lets out a joyous gasp and begins sprinting at you at full speed, her expression being the sort of love at first sight known only to a mamono who has decided on the man that will be fathering her children.

However she has somehow gotten her mushroom cap wedged between two trees high enough that her legs can't reach the forest floor, making her attempts to run at you less of a sprint and more her flailing her legs around beneath her, though she doesn't seem to notice and only seems to redouble her efforts to chase you down.

What do you do?