Talk:Zombie/@comment-26517142-20160511124442/@comment-28655817-20160511135206

Well, actually, as I write this I'm at my desk at work. I have a letter opener shaped like a Templar sword that's REALLY sharp, and a paper cutting knife. Not sure I'd use them, though, I don't wanna kill.

Just down the hall is the closet that leads to the roof access hatch. I'd just slip out and roof hop to safety if I could. Oh, and I'd grab the hottest zombie babe along the way.