Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34750416-20181207152209/@comment-36855838-20181207155555

Why I never wemnt into charity I've no ide-

I'm standing at my front door, my neighbor, a baphomet, is wearing an arachne silk apron and nothing else,

She had come to ask me to give her a hand at the local soup kitchwn.

"What's the matter, man, the uniform's really cozy! Feels like I'm wearin' nothin' at all!

nothin' at all!

nothin' at all!

Eugh.

I stare blankly at the others, I walj straight up to the hellhound, grab her by the breasts, and pull her into a fierce lip-lock.

She goes limp for a split second, relaxing into my touch, before trying to assert dominance, I immediately submit, leaving her too surprised to do anything.

I spend this precious time scratching behimd her ears, she begins to pamt slightly, resting herself in my lap, as I've taken a seat.

I continue to gently care for her, until the squad is called on patrol, thankfully, we're partnered.

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The next day, I bring brushes.