Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-27950421-20170414014435/@comment-29435884-20170416080928

I yell out "Not today dickhead!" and attempt to tackle the scaly bugger. Turns out wrestling a giant cobra is kind of hard and it soon turns into a big, bitey, strangle-y brawl. In the middle of the scuffle we plow into the table where the vase sits, sending it flying....right into my wife's hands."It's good to see you two bonding at last" My wife says with a smile "I'll leave you to it. Do try and be careful would you?" She then walks away chuckling with the vase under her arm leaving Bitey McWanker and myself to our squabble.