Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-26347931-20160308150953/@comment-28935784-20160310163331

I turn around to run, and the kunoichi promptly wraps chains around me, drags me back to bed, and makes me submit to her completely.

Damn kunoichis. Why did they have to be given a shinobi's skills when they're already monsters? It makes it that much harder for men to stay single.