Talk:Mermaid/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151224124340/@comment-30700719-20170607015140

I claw at the surface with one hand, while the Mermaid drags me further and further under. Suddenly, a small torpedo punches the Mermaid in the face. I shake free and swim to the surface. "Ha..ha..ha. Very...funny." I catch my breath, then look around me. "Well, shit." I turn and bolt down the street, knocking over someone's ghetto blaster in the process. It switches itself on, blaring out a fitting song for the occasion.