Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32558333-20180114172055/@comment-25808351-20180114174410

("Keep their manhood intact"? What? Being captured by a Sandworm takes away your manhood? Considering a Sandworm would immediately be working your manhood after capture, I'd say that your manhood will remain perfectly intact.)

Well this contest is simple. My objective is without question to get to that chopper. While a Sandworm wife doesn't bother me, the prize of 500,000 bucks is just too good to pass up. As the signal is given to start the game, I stay close to the other contestants and put on a cooperative front. I continue to show signs of comradery but ultimately it is a sham. As the released Sandworm's begin their attack, I use each of the other contestants as bait and purposely push them to the Sandworm's.

Once all of the competition is out of the way, I B-line right to the chopper and get the hell out of there, much to the dismay of the Sandworm's who didn't catch me. THE END.