Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26380985-20150723010538/@comment-26115871-20151007225913

Now, seeing as I don't really know how to play poker and I have a horrible poker face, it's not surprising to find that I'm in this position. I soon give and make to get up, as I'm out of chips to play, but to my surprise each of the mamono immediately insist that I stay.

When I point out that I have no chips left the Mad Hatter suggests we make things a little bit more. . . interesting, as in 'turn it into strip poker'. While I'm not too sure on doing that, the Gazer and the Danuki immediately agree, so I meekly accept as well.

The Mad Hatter shuffles, as it's her turn to start. Upon picking up her first two cards she promptly grabs her hat and lightly chucks it into the middle of the table. I'm looking at my cards - an ace of diamonds, a ten of diamonds, and a king of diamonds - as the Gazer removes her shirt and chucks it into the pile. The Gyoubu Danuki keeps the bet at the same level, removing her pants - then taking off her panties, throwing them into the pile before she puts back on her pants, to the Mad Hatter's amusement. "Well, what a surprise."

I reply by removing my shirt. With that round over, we all flip over our fourth card. My heart catches in my throat. I just picked up a jack of diamonds. So now I have an ace, a king, a jack, and a ten of diamonds. No way. . . could I really, possibly have. ..

"I wager my shirt."

With that the Mad Hatter removes her shirt, startling the rest of us when we realize she's not wearing a bra. The gazer's response is to remove her pants. The Gyoubu takes off her bra - keeping her shirt on - and chucks it into the pile.

I take off my belt and my pants, which clearly comes as a surprise to the ladies - I've just raised the bet. But the Mad hatter quickly responds by folding. Wow, she must have had a really bad hand.

"So before we go too far, are we counting socks individually?"

We quickly come to the agreement that they both count (so we have more to bet), at which point the Gazer promptly removes her bra, her left sock, and her right sock, leaving the rest of us stunned. I quickly count how many articles of clothing I have on right now - my underwear and my socks, ultimately. I only have enough to match her bet. But if I have a royal flush. ..

Then the Gyoubu Danuki removes her shirt, her pants, and her left sock, leaving her only wearing her right sock. And boy, does she flaunt it. She grins at my red face as she puts a hand under my chin. "Your turn. Either match her bet or fold."

I gulp, but eventually I remove my socks and - after a second of hesitation - I remove my underwear, now stark naked as I sit down. This is it, all or nothing.

With that round over I begin picking up my fifth card before I hear Gazer. "Hey! Hatter, you folded!"

I turn to find the Hatter's removing her pants with a grin. "What? I'm warm."

". . . oh. Uh, okay? Anyways, since one of us has gone all in, let's end this one right here. Draw your fifth cards."

The Gyoubu Danuki immediately draws her fifth card, then proudly shows us that she has four in a row. I'm picking up my fifth card while she's reaching to drag the pile of clothing towards her.

I stop her, and with a growing smile I show her my full hand - a royal flush of diamonds. She gives me a dumbstruck look before begrudgingly admitting that I've won, and I chuckle as I reach for the pile - only for the Gazer to lightly rap the back of my hand with one of her eye tentacles. I look up to find her showing us her hand.

She's got a royal flush of spades. I sit there dumbstruck as the Gyoubu Danuki and the Mad Hatter burst out laughing. "Oh my god, his first good play and you snatch victory from right under his nose!"

"So girls, another round?"

Both the Mad Hatter and the Gyoubu Danuki shake their heads no, with growing smiles on their faces. I only have time to ponder how I'm going to get home naked before the Mad Hatter and Gyoubu Danuki lunge at me, grabbing me by the arms and holding me in place. "What? Hey, what's going on!?"

"Well, the three of us had a little side bet going on. Whoever won the round of strip poker would claim a special prize."

"What? And what is the . . ."

Oh. I see. I gulp as the two of them force me to look the Gazer directly in the eye, and as her eye flashes white everything fades away.

When I come to, the room's a mess. The table's the only thing standing, cards are strewn everywhere, and I'm startled to realize I have the Gazer pinned under me, the two of us on top of the pile of clothes. Oh, and I'm currently. . . in her.

I eventually notice that the Gyoubu Danuki and the Mad Hatter are rolling on the ground, laughing their asses off. The Gazer's got this dumbstruck look of wonder on her face as she looks at me, and when I try to get off of her and apologize for apparently raping her she immediately wraps her arms around me, wearing the biggest smile on her face. "All is forgiven . . . husband."