Talk:Salamander/@comment-26380985-20171207023246/@comment-30700719-20171207033905

I run around going out of my mind, yelling, "I JUST NEED A BOAT!" while my Salamander partner just sighs and tries her best to keep me alive. In the middle of fighting off a group of ninjas, "BBBOOOAAATTT!" Three o'clock AM inside a meat processing facility, "JUST. GIVE. ME. A. BOAT!"

Eventually, we found a JetSki. I grumbled and sulked all the way back to the mainland, about "It's not a proper boat".