Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190519154420

(Nina and Harley are the only pregnant people here, remember? Also, who told you these lies!?!)

"Wait, what?! Nikki's not pregnant! Ar-are you?" I look to my wife as she takes her arm off my neck, pauses for a moment, and shakes her head "No" with a giddy smile as she chews on the root Celeste gives her. I sigh relieved that she's not with child in this state.

I then hear Dawn mentioning something about my third birthday and run around the table to tackle her and try to get the damned thing away from her. "Give... me... that... book!" I strain to reach, but being able to tackle her was mere luck as the taller hound is practically and literally able to do whatever she wants to me and the book.

"Get him Auntie Dawn!" My daughter cheers on Dawn.

"Why are you on her side!"

"Because I get to hear more funny stories about you if she wins!"

"Scott, you never learned to pick your battles, did you?" My sister calls out from her enjoying her meal off of Bryce. "Yeah! Family Hound Pile!" My drunk wife calls out as she jumps onto me and Dawn, followed by Ashie. "Wheeeee!" She giggles as bounces in her place at the top of the pile.

"Gak! Someone! Help me! Please!"

"Oh hun, you brought this on yourself!" My mother chides me as she has more Upok.