Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160615225500

Your day was going just fine a few hours ago, you were just hanging out with some friends you have two week off for your brother's bachalors things couldn't be sweeter, you were at a bar just hanging out with your friends, they made you the destinated driver.

While at the bar you got hit on by four different monsters, a very clingy Ogre who wouldn't leave you alone until she had to use the rest room, a Minotaur that wouldn't stop rubbing your arm and complimenting how strong you look, a Amazon that kept talking about showing you off like arm candy, and a Dragon that kept going on about how you would make a lovely addition to her treasure hoard.

You started to notice them showing up out of the blue everywhere you went almost as if they were following you, when you were at home you would get phone calls from four different number and stange messages left on your voice mail and answering mechine, and it feel like someone has been watching you sleep at night in your own home.

Just as you were planning to clear your head you hear a commotion in your back yard like someone is fighting, when you go to investigate all four of them are in a pile fighting each other, after they spot you they all stop and glare at each other and then you then back at each other.

"HE'S MINE!" they all say in unison and rush at you at the same time, you got good distance between them and you to run.

WWYD 