Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180815184129/@comment-36855838-20181022053759

Husband?

"No, I'm married to a-"

"Yeti, yes. I took care of that."

I look at her in disbelief.

"You killed my wife?!"

She cackles, bringing two bowls of beef stew.

"No, no dear, I've merely begun to join with her."

Confused, I look through the contract which she placed my bowl onto.

Eventually, I find a section that's glowing.

"Any prior or future love interests will be assimilated, becoming one with 'The Wife'"

Sure enough, Veronika was beginning to sprout fur from her arms and legs, big, round ears popped free from the top of her head, and her assets swelled before my eyes.

Wait, prior. . .?

Suddenly, her newly formed yeti paws, soft padded, too, took on a black color, the white remaining as sparse dapples.

Her breasts swell again as horns sprout from her head, and witha mighty moo, she begins to lactate all over the kitcken floor, her apron long swallowed by her curves.

Suddenly, her spotted legs begin to fuse, forming a long snakes tail, still with the same pattern on the scales.

A pair of fangs sprouts from her mouth, and a forked tongue darts hungrily from her lips.

Suddenly, her eyes burst into flames, her remaining skin turning from blue to pink as a pair of hellhound arms sprout from beneath the yeti ones, her butt sprouting an orc tail and her head sprouting a pair of ears for each new addition.

She then almost doubles in size, her two flaming eyes merging into one, each of her now six hands, one set belonging to a manticore and coming with a matching change in her piggy tail, now holds a massive hammer.

We've only worked backwards through a third of my old crushes and girlfriends.

We might be here awile.