Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-37629772-20190728101720/@comment-38232361-20190907165033

A Valkyrie holding a microphone and holding one hand to her ear stands centerfold as the aftermath is being cleaned up.

"Well Kaari, police are still trying to figure out just what caused all this damage as we speak. Eyewitness reports range from a swarm of fairies to several old world dragon hatchlings."

The scene then gets replaced by a homeless man with a microphone pointed at him while he talked to a nearby rat instead, followed by an interview with some teen skateboarders then a HMEP soldier with bloody bandages over his eye and stumps for ams and legs.

Homeless guy: "It's a conspiracy I tell yah! Those HM-whats-its are planning on destroying the Demon Lord with mindcontrolled oldworld monsters, and they escaped before their plans could be achieved! Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that'll make you reveal your true form! Teddy Bear taught it to me...."

Skaters: "It was so wack man! This big rhino guy just rammed into it out of nowhere like Whapish! Whapah!" "Yeah man, it was really scary! I've never been so shook!" "I dropped my Hot Pocket!"

HMEP: "I-I-I didn't sign up for this sh**! I was just supposed to drive a train, not fight that f*****g frilled monster from Jurassic Park! Wh-why can't I feel my legs? Oh god my arms! I CAN'T FEEL THEM! OH GOD! OH-"

"Oh! Uh...Moving on..." the feed cuts back to Tom and Kaari in the news room, Tom looking a little flustered by something that happened off camera between the two before switching back.

She's screwing with him off camera. Lulu thought for a moment before shaking her head and getting another visit from the self doubt demon.

''Can't you go two seconds without thinking about sex?! God you're pathetic! And you're looking into getting an old man, no, an old 'cat to do it with you?

Please....stop..... Lulu weakly resisted, her paws clenching into shaking fists as tears began to drift down her face.

''You really think a fat, dumb, slutty little mongrel like you deserves someone? HA! Think again!

''Stop! Please!

"Lulu? Are you okay? You seem...upset..."

She wanted to tell him how she felt, but couldn't speak or move.

''Look! Even he thinks you're pathetic! How could he possibly want to be with you outside of some meaningless sex just to satisfy a biological urge!

Please....

"Is it because of what happened earlier?......Because I'm......sorry, I should've had more self-control and not put you through that, I should've got the messenge earlier and let you be....I..."

"It's nothing. I should have told you earlier. I should have kept my heat in check. Then I wouldn't be such a nuisance to you with my personal problems...." she responded sadly, her words cutting her up inside.

"....I'm.....I'm sorry...."

''You should be.....

MEANWHILE

The old croc chuckles as he gets the car back on the road after everyone's seatbelts click into place.

"Sure he may have not inherited my rugged good looks, hehe. But the old sea ghoul and I are still brodas in arms!"

He raises one of his arms to reveal the insignia of their country's Naval Special Forces tattooed into the pale, yellow underscales.

Roxy sat quietly listening to him as he rattles on about his old war buddy and his cooking, looking sadly out the window as she now starts thinking about her own "sister".