Talk:Jinko/@comment-28718853-20170526231013

It was a big night tonight. You and your Jinko wife were about to hit it off as mating season was coming. As your wife happily gets drunk and dances about, you head upstairs to prepare.

You find what was supposedly your special booze and have a drink. However, you soon discover that it wasn't the booze and was instead, a shrinking potion. Within seconds, you have shrunken to the size of a nail. You barely managed to hide behind the leg of a desk just as your wife pops in and calls out, "Where are you honeeeeey?"

WWYD?