User blog:BTR180/Anon/Sea Slime

Your a local resident of a sea-side town and go to the beach since it's a hot day and you relax in the water like nothing matters but you enjoyed yourself too much and then was being carried away by the current without noticing. awhile later you decide it's time to go but when you turn you see your beach but miles and miles away and is still being carried by the current, as your trying to swim back you feel a cool, soft embrass and when you turn around you see a sea-slime hugging you and nuzzeling her face in your back softly "havant seen a man as good looking as you before" she says then cheerfully smiles and you.

What Would You Do? - Anon

Well sh!@ If I make any sudden moves I'm screwed! I gotta find a way to get back to the shore...

Me: "Why aren't you a cutle little thing?" -She blushes-

Slime: -giggles- "You sure are quite the charmer aren't you?"

Me: "Well it's not that often a pretty young lady happens to compliment me, say you wouldn't happen to be seeing anyone would you?"

Slime: "Ohh you go in for what you want, I like that in a man. No, I'm single."

Me: I grab her hand and kiss it "Does this cute little thing have a name?"

Slime: She blushes more and turns away "Alapise."

Me: "Why that's quite an exotic name. Say why don't we head to my place and... get to know each other better?"

Alapise: "I thought you would never ask~ ~" She starts to ferry me to shore while I sing a song from my childhood. When we reach the shore I stand up and stretch my legs and walk off. "Uhh honey. Honey!" I turn around "Sorry I never really got your name, well could you help me up? I'm so used to the ocean that I forgot how hard it is to walk on land. Sorry for being such a bother. He he!"

Me: I start to rub the back of my head "Yeah about that, I was worried that you would rape me out in the middle of the ocean and I had to do whatever was necessary to protect my virginity. Sorry for leading you on. Yeah..."

Alapise: Her eyes start to water and her voice starts to choke up. "No-no it's a-alright -sniff- It's not like I really liked you or anythinggggggg"  She starts to bawl her eyes out and everyone on the beach starts to look at us. Both monster and human couples are looking and judging me.

Me: "Yeah... this is getting awkward... I'll be going now." I never go to the beach again.

