Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-217.21.224.148-20150310091731/@comment-26376061-20150604081752

"I-I can't decide...I just..." I say...*starts sobbing,head in hands* All of my friends rush over (Liz is the lizardman,Xia is the Ren Xiongmao,Hannah is the Hinezumi,Samantha is the Salamander,Julie is the Jinko,and Vanessa is the Dhampir...what? I just like the name Vanessa.) "I-...you're all my friends,I love you all...how do I choose?!" "...That's a good question...I know!" Vanessa says,clearly happy."We could all date you,and at the end of the week you could choose one of us!" "That's...actually a great idea! Let's do it!" I exclaim. "Who's up first?" "Me!" they all scream. "Girls! Stop arguing! Discuss this and choose...you know what? I choose Liz to go first." * 6 days,and dates,later* "Ok...time to choose...don't get mad at everyone else just because you weren't picked if you're not...Ok?" I say to the assembled group. "I choose........." "Well?!" they yelled. "I choose*gulp*...Julie." "What?!" They exclaimed,Vanessa and Hannah staring daggers at me. "I'm sorry,everyone...this was my choice...don't get mad." After everyone else calmed down,me and Julie went into the bedroom and had sex all night.