Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28530195-20160731000518/@comment-27013478-20160907002828

'Family: Shark

Main species: Hammerhead

Habitat: Oceans, underwater castles, with their master.

Disposition: Calm, devoted, lustful

Diet: meat, seafood.'

Basic stuff, a subspecies it seems, with their master, devoted and calm. Neat stuff. Wait, with their master? These ones are gonna be maids, aren't they?

'A smaller subspecies of the main Hammerhead. Bonnetheads are easily distinguished from their larger relatives by the "Hammers" on their head, the feature that's so notable on the Hammerhead actually slopes down, encircling their head, appearing like a typical bonnet, earning them their name. Like the Hammerhead they primarily use the electronic sensor in their "Bonnets" to sense their surroundings, but since their Bonnets are not as in front of their eyes, they have far better vision than their larger relatives. Surprisingly their Bonnets can vary in size or overall shape from Bonnetead to Bonnethead'

So, they're smaller than their cousins. Ok. Their 'hammerhead' slopes down, encircling their head...ok then. And they mainly use their bonnets that vary in size and shape from individual to individual. Cool beans. Basic appearance and shit.

'Bonnetheads are servants, pure and simple.'

>pure I highly doubt that.

'People occasionally refereed to as "The Kikimora of the seas" a description that is surprisingly accurate: They always desire a master, and have an instinctive knowledge of caring for someone.'

Oh, ok then. Maid shark, called it. Now, I wonder how one of them would work on dry land and stuff.

'What's more: Their Bonnets have an especially unique ability aside from their normal sensors: When they're hired by someone to serve them: Their bonnets immediately pick up on their personality.'

Fuck, there go my chances for putting up the nice guy act with them. At least I'll try until they catch up with it. They seem pretty cute afterall.

'In less than a week from continued exposure they will end up knowing everything about their master: Their diet, habits, moods, they will know it, and use that information to ably serve their master to the best of their ability.'

Ok, so, if they find out I tend to behave like a guy who just went to crazy town bananapants out of nowhere at time, they won't run away? Neat.

'Compounding this with their typically calm and loving personality: their master will almost immediately find them endearing and a comfort to be around.'

I can see why...I can see why. I mean, having a caring and loving maid around tends to make a person more calm I suppose?

'Their masters can vary: should he be a man, they will serve him with an almost zealous devotion, using every trait from him they've learned to make him happy. They will never even ask for repayment (Though it would make them happier than belief.)'

So, they don't ask for a payment, and are pretty zealous with their work...where can I get one? I mean, I'm still gonna pay one, or the Danuki activists will be after my ass. But still.

'just their masters approval of them is enough. For them: their master's happiness is almost like a form of nourishment: keeping them energetic and determined enough to continue on.'

That sounds slightly creepy, if you think about it... They feed on your happiness :) But I'll just ignore it.

' For a Bonnethead, serving their master is their upmost priority, and should anything disrupt that purpose(Typical pests, other arrangements, Sandwater Jinkos causing a mess.)'

Sandwater Jinkos causing a mess...I know who I'm reviewing next.

' they will then show a brisk and fierce wrath upon the disturbance, once whatever disrupted things is gone or fixed, they will then continue on their way like nothing happened.'

So, don't fuck with the maid. Ok, noted.

'Like any manamo however: they will always be desiring for their masters thing to be inside them. They won't go after him actively though: using all of their information they've gleaned from him to make themselves appealing to him,'

Aww, that's cute, and sounds quite appealing...

' whatever fetishes he has, she'll do everything within her power to appeal to that fetish and attempt to subtly seduce him.'

Oh boy. This is gonna be rough. Why do I have such perverted tastes, like doing it in the missionary position for the whole purpose of procreationg while holding hands on a bed of flowers while being surrounded by candles in a dark room. Damn, I'm such a pervert.

' By then the master (Who was quite charmed by her before, usually) will start to notice her and begin to want her. This being the clincher: the Bonnethead will then offer herself to him, their master,(Now completely in love with them at this point.) will jump them and initiate mating. When mating a Bonnethead is completely submissive, allowing her master to use her in whatever ways he wants until he's satisfied.'

Is it just me, or do we need to make the phrase 'Rape the Maid, Do it without Break' a thing?

'After mating nothing appears to change: the Bonnethead will continue to serve her master and his happiness is still her upmost priority, but under the surface the situation is a lot more loving: by now she considers her master a husband, and will devote herself even more to satisfy all of his needs.'

Neat, really neat. I like her.

' However: should they notice that their husband is in the mood, they will immediately search for an opportunity to please him again, and they end up becoming much more active in trying to "satisfy" their husband.'

Where is my lenny face emoticon when I need it. Cause this one deserves a lot of leeny love.

' A note of caution: Bonnetheads can instinctively notice if another is married, and will take that as a sign that they serve a good master and ask to serve him as well. Most times the husband will inadvertently end up with a harem of Bonnetheads, completely devoted to serving him.'

Another harem maker. Seems to be a theme. I mean seriously.

'Occasionally: Bonnetheads will enter the employment of high ranking manamo such as Ghriwhites. should their manamo master be unmarried: they will always be on the lookout for a husband for her.'

Matchmaking, Maid style

' Should any man come by, they will immediately alert their master and lead her to them. should their masters like him: they will immediately start a threesome, continuing until the man's passed out.'

Rip pelvis.

At any rate, this is quite a good one LoS I like it.