Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27346571-20170728215310/@comment-27346571-20170729012811

Can't get a good end without bending canon or breaking the limit? Let me try.

''I notice the stuff coming out of vents a bit to late too escape. I see my childhood friend, Sarah, the bride, tackle the groom and begin fucking the shit out of him. Being in my position of the Bachelor, to the right of the groom, I am the first choice of target for many Mamono. Thankfully, they fight each other over me. I slowly sneak around the inside of the wall, staying behind other men or couples fucking, making my spirit energy less detectable.''

''I miraculously manage to get to the door when, to my disappointment, I hear someone shout "You're mine lil' man!" and I see a damn Minotaur charge at me. I quickly run out the door and get stopped in my tracks as an Ogre breaks through the wall in front of me. The Minotaur appears behind me as the Mamono spot each other. ''

''"He's mine!" They shout in unison as the both left hook each other in the jaw. They both stumble back and I take the opportunity to escape across the street. The mamono notice I'm escaping and cross the street, a car crashing into the Minotaur, barely surprising her. I duck into an alleyway and try to climb up the ladder. I almost make it to the top when the Ogre rips the ladder off the wall. I'm sent flying as the Minotaur headbutts the Ogre, knocking her down and making me fall to the ground. I hit my belly on the side of the ladder, knocking the wind out of me, then scrape my hand on the concrete. As I lay there, catching my breath, the Minotaur starts to undo my pants, only to be torn off by the Ogre, and socked in the head. I take the chance to try running again, but the Ogre notices and trys to chase me, but the Minotaur grabs her leg and trips her. I manage to run around the corner, then take another corner just incase. I tale another corner, but end up back in the view of the mamonos chasing me. The Minotaur charges so I go back to before I took the turn and ran. I was starting to get tired, I wasn't thinking straight, and I end back where the wedding was taking place. I try to run past it, but a Manticore lunges at me through the window, knocking me over. She rips my clothes clean off and takes me on the spot, not thinking enough to use her tail.''

''The next morning, I wake up at a hospital, being examined to see if I got something from the DE. "Rest well, sir." The nurse said as she left'''. '''I tried getting some rest but woke up when the Manticore from before appeared. She surprisingly didn't want a second round, she just wanted to cuddle up. "Last night was... Indescribable..." She said as I could see a sparkle in her eyes, even though they were closed. "When you get better, could we please have more nights like that?" She asks. I sigh and nod, and I can feel the glee coming from the Manticore.''

"So that's how I met your mother, kids." I say to the little Manticores on my lap. "Tell us another story daddy!" The one with long brown hair said. "That's enough stories for today kids. It's bed time!" The light of my life, my wife, Ellie said as she picked our beautiful children up. She went go put the children to sleep and then returned. A devilish grin on her face. "Wanna do it like when we first met?" She said with her hands already on the buttons on her shorts. "We got our room encased in soundproof foam, so hell yeah!" I said as we hurried up stairs, closed our door, then indulged in each other for the entire night, until exhaustion stopped us.

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See? A story can still be good without making yourself steroid filled Superman.