Talk:White Horn/@comment-30061283-20161121224008/@comment-30700719-20170314212402


 * David Attenborough voice

And here we see the rare, Canadian White Horn, characterised by her moose-like lower body and antlers, unlike that of the standard Russian White Horn. Apart from the lower body and antlers, the two have very few differences. Canadian White Horns often wear red jackets and prefer a particular type of refreshment over others. When questioned about this, one said, "Eh, I wouldn't swap Timmies over anything else, not even if we kept Quebec!" We could not possibly begin to understand this fine creature.