Thread:The Reptile King/@comment-28929693-20160716025927/@comment-27950421-20160716230834

Yes, I'm serious. If you hit my right kidney, I will smack the shit out of you. Literally. I will smack you so hard that the vibrations from the blow will dislodge the waste material in your lower intestines and shit will come spewing at of your sphincter as you are flying through the air.