Talk:Red Oni/@comment-26241048-20150327114344/@comment-28935784-20150330162328

What can I do? I'm too drunk and robbed of all my brain cells. I'm fucked.

I ask the Red Onis for two passes to the Giant Orgy I heard about that night. I don't know if it's with giants, or if giant number of people are in it, but a man has his needs. Wanking is top.

The Red Onis take my hands and say it's free if you're a performer. I smile drunkenly and say 'Cool!'

They drag me onto a huge stage and have more than a giant Orgy with me at the centre. There are huge buckets of DE Viagra there. Wow.

I'm lying somewhere naked and freezing as I wonder what the hell happened last night.

A Yeti comes along, sees me and scoops me up at once for a 'spirit energy meal', as she whispers in my ear. She's gone for a decade without it and won't just hug.