Talk:Incubus/@comment-173.248.194.88-20150104022349/@comment-12776-20150104153916

Your chances of dying via a lightning bolt from Heaven increase 8000%?

More like you become 8000% more active with electric charge! A little more serious, unless we have text state that lightning can kill incubus and it actually happen, I don't think so. Personal guessing. The big three among thunder gods in various myth (Thor, Zeus, and Indra) all have great sex drive, that mean their MGE counterpart are most likely as much of dick as they are and possibly fall long ago (Indra may be against this though, that bastard prefer married women).

You're not allowed to live in human lands any more 'cos the Order will execute you?

Not all nation are anti-monster.

You lose all your gainz and find yourself turning into a 9-year-old boy because your waifu likes shotas?

Kenkou said in Q&A that monsters aren't lust after shota.

Plus, for loli, they're after big frame, much bigger than they're. So in that case, you're more likely become taller, more musculine, and of course, bigger dick (see, another reason to join Sabbath!).

 You'll never have a son to take to a medieval baseball game?

There's no such thing as medieval baseball league anyway...