Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160523051118/@comment-28530195-20160527054353

Tack: you know for a king, he really is an idiot sometimes. You should always to bring chocolate when apologizing to women. Me: True, females do love their chocolate. Wait where the hell have you been Tack?

Tack: on the run. Mistress Jura did not like being called "fire-thighs".

Me: -facepalms- Sometimes I seriously wonder why I feed you, you idiotic basilisk