Talk:Kikimora/@comment-26376061-20151117222032

You recently got a Kikimora as a live in maid, and she is a diligent worker, an amazing cook, and she's the best maid EVER in your opinion...although she is never seen without a small book...most likely a diary. One day, she goes to buy ingredients for dinner, leaving you alone in the house...and leaving the book on the counter. You are curious as to what is in this book, as it is always on her person...until now. You grab it and open it to discover that it is a...book documenting her sexual fantasies. There is a note tied to the inside cover. "Master, if you're reading this please don't look down on me for writing this...I love you beyond words and I...want you, but it is improper for a maid to initiate sexual intercourse with her master...please don't hate me for this."

You hear the front door shut. "Master, I'm back!"

What do you do?