Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-30160565-20171209235804/@comment-30700719-20171210015801

However, while they were doing whatever they were doing, I managed to sneak into the kitchen and swipe the last doughnut. Not an easy task, considering the Gazers and Kunoichi guarding it. I slipped away, and it took them an hour to realise it had been taken. I let them flounder about for half an hour, then called them all down to the front yard. Flinging open my bathrobes, their eyes collectively widened as they saw what had happened to the doughnut...

"Sir, are you all right, sir?"

"W-what? Where am I?"

"Sir, you're at the hospital. You've been in a coma for almost a month now..."

I look up at the nurse, then look around the room. At the various medical drips hanging by the bed, at the beeping heart monitor...

...at the almost empty box of doughnuts on the table...