Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170704045928/@comment-28718853-20170813161550

"This was a bad decision," is the thought that crosses my mind as I stare across the sea of lustful mamono.

"A...are we gonna dance or...play games or something?" I utter, terror gripping my heart. Alice steps forward with a grin and replies, "Oh, we'll have lots of fun alright, with you as the main focus."

The other mamono nod in agreement. I turn and try to leave, but just my luck the door was locked. I hear Alice chuckle from behind me and say, "You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you sweetie?"

My heart sinks as the crowd inches forward toward me. This was it, I was about to get raped throughout the night. Why did I agree to this? Why in the Maou did I agree to this!?

An Ushi-Oni and an Ogre rush forward, pinning me to the door. "We get first crack!" the Ushi-Oni announced. There were several murmurs of confusion among the crowd, and Alice did not seem too happy that the Ushi-Oni was practically calling dibs on using me first. "I...I'm sorry, what were you saying?" she asks the spider girl.

The Ushi-Oni turns to Alice with a sly grin and says, "We called first, so we get to use him first."

Alice shakes her head and says, "But...Zoey, this is my party, I'm the host here, so I get to use him first."

"But we set everything up here!" the Ogre claims in a booming voice. "We put all the work into this party, so we get to use him first!" Zoey agrees. "We brought all of the treats to this party, so we should be the ones riding him first!" shouts one of the three Large Mice sisters near the back of the room. Alice is about to respond, when a Ratatoskr speaks up, "I handed out all of the invitations, so I should have the first go at him!"

Alice points to herself and screams out, "I'm the popular one here girls!"

"Oh here comes the popularity bullshit!" says a Lamia.

Both the Ogre and Zoey release me as the mamono begin to argue vehemently over who gets to use me first. Seeing that everyone was occupied, I attempt to sneak over to a nearby window in the hopes of using it to slip out. Once I make it, I pop open the window and go to climb out, but that's when I hear someone shout, "He's getting away!"

I see all of the mamono charge at me like spartans and I drop out of the window, landing on the ground. "Don't let him escape!" I hear Alice scream as a Minotaur literally crashes through the window and stares at me full of desire. "Cypria you bitch, don't tear down the house!" Alice cries out from inside.

I scramble to my feet and run as more mamono spill through the hole that Cypria made and pour through the front entrance. It is a mere human running through the street being chased by a plethora of mamono. If they caught me, then they were either going to make up and rape me, or continue to argue over who got me first. Hopefully the latter happens.

The pursuit brings me to a steep hill that I have no choice but to run down due to the wave of mamono still on my heels. I struggle with great difficulty to maintain my footing, but I manage to reach the bottom, nearly getting bowled over by a Red Oni who had lost her footing. "You have no idea how hard I'm gonna punish you when I catch you!" I hear Alice scream, "And you too Cypria, my Mom's gonna kill me when she finds out what happened to the house!"

Up ahead, I spot the entrance to the sewer. Perhaps I could lose them in the vast underground network and the horrible stench could possibly deter them from venturing any further inside.

A string of web shoots by me as I near the sewer. "Come back here!" one of the mamono orders. "It's inevitable!" declares another.

I reach the sewer and am already greeted by the awful smell of excrement and other waste materials. Nevertheless, I run inside, determined to lose my pursuers. I could already hear the groans of disapproval and disgust erupt from the crowd, but I could hear many of them still carrying on after me.

A turn to the right and I raced up a ramp, the thousands of footsteps continuing to stampede below. I reached the top and zoomed ahead to gain some considerable distance. As soon as I was sure that I was well out of their sight, I flung open the door to one of the many maintenance rooms in the sewer and stepped inside. I found a group of boxes next to a large horizontal pipe extending across the room that were stacked in such a way that it would make a good hiding spot from the mamono.

I slid behind them and peered out. The sewers were easy enough for me to navigate because I used to frequent them when I was younger, but if you're someone like my mamono pursuers, then it was like trying to go through a labyrinth. There were so many twists and turns that it was easy to get lost, especially when it was nighttime.

With the room being as quiet as it was, I could make out several footsteps approaching the door. I ducked low behind cover as the door burst in, and Cypria entered, followed by Alice. "Euugh, how could someone work in a stinkhole like this?" Alice mutters. "You've been bitching for the past six minutes now," says Cypria. "Shut up, do you know how hard it is to keep that sewage filth from getting on me," said Alice, her face flush with anger. "Were you keeping track of the route we took to get here? It was like trying to move around the school trying to find your classes on the first day!" says Cypria.

Alice is silent for a moment, then she screams in a rage and kicks the wall. Cypria sighs and shakes her head.

My breathing stops as the two women approach my hiding spot. I was stuck, and there was nothing I could do. Once they found me, it was over.

The fate I had was sealed when Cypria's eyes found mine and a large grin spreads across her face. She tosses away the boxes and says to Alice, "Look who I found!"

Alice herself has a huge smile that would rival that of a Cheshire Cat's.

"Uhhh...this isn't the real me, this is actually an illusion that you're looking at," I say, hoping to the god of luck that my obviously bs answer would somehow fly. Alice places a finger under my chin and whispers, "My eyes tell me otherwise."

About an hour later, we exit the sewer with my cloth-tattered body draped over Cypria's shoulder. "Ahhh...what a night," says Alice. "You still got that first crack you wanted," says Cypria. Alice points a finger at Cypria and says with a smile, "You still owe me a new window."

Cypria chuckles and says, "I'll try to get it taken care of by the end of the week."

Alice rubs my disheveled hair and asks, "Did you have fun sweetheart?"

All I do is groan, too exhausted to say anything. Alice pats me on the head and says, "I'll take that as a yes!"

We reach my home and Cypria sets me on the front porch. "Hard to believe that we went from a party to a chase into the sewers," Alice says as she rings the doorbell. Seconds later, my mother opens the door and is surprised to see me in the apocalyptic shape that I'm in. "By the Demon Lord, what happened!?" she gasps as she narrows her eyes at both Alice and Cypria.

Alice shrugs and replies, "Mamono stuff."

My mother nods and pulls me in. She then tells the two girls, "You two better head back home now, my son's going to need to regain as much energy as he can for the upcoming summer vacation."

Alice smiles and says to my mother, "Have a good night Ms. Taverson!"

She then looks to me and says in a sweet voice, "And you too sweetie."

With that, both girls leave the porch and Mom shuts the door. I turn and find a Hakutaku, a Medusa, and an Inari all seated around a table containing Mamono and Men tabletop gaming material. I turn back to my mother and say, "Mom, I can explain."

Mom points upstairs and says, "Go upstairs and wash up, we'll talk about it in the morning."

I don't try to argue. I just simply go for the stairs and hear the Medusa whisper, "He reeks of fecal matter."

"Shall we get back to our game?" asks the Hakutaku.

As I head up the stairs, I ponder how a night like this could have gone so horribly wrong. Those girls are definitely going to be poking fun at me about it when I'm back at school next year.