Talk:Succubus/@comment-220.255.1.72-20141228040839/@comment-25035274-20150114142447

I am wondering why the girl who is evidently Crazy McCrazypants is dressed like my ex who is sitting right beside/across from me. It's odd. She's weird, and it's creeping me out. I'm not dating said ex anymore, so that makes it even more odd, her even more weird, and it even more creepy.

I bid my ex adieu, get up, and start to leave.

The odd, creepy succubus starts to follow me, so I turn and address her as follows:

"My dear, I suppose in some circles, your newfound habit of dressing like my former lover in an attempt to...woo me, I suppose, might be considered flattering. In this circle, however, such attempts are considered not just sad, but also rather disturbing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I bid you good day."

As I resume leaving, she starts following, and I'm forced to turn on her once more, one finger high in the air.

"I said, 'Good day!' "

With that, I leave.