Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-134.88.255.66-20191022201355/@comment-43782881-20200102083420

On a small rocky beach on the coast of Mane, I yawn, planning to take a quick nap while the tide is out. I slowly fall asleep in my beach chair...

And am rudely awakened by cold water sloshing around my ankles! "Crap, I mutter, didn't wake up in time". I scramble to collect my stuff and head to higher gound when I find something wet and heavy is clinging to my chest! I try to pry it off but it's slimy and sticky and won't move an inch. I reach the edge of the beach, past where the water reaches and try to make sense of this big green mass.

"...Apologies...fell asleep...comfortable..." It's speaking? I suddenly make out a much more human form, a face, and a lovely chest pressing up against me...I blush.

"That's fine, I had to get out anyway. So ah, do you mind letting go? Jump back into the water?"

"No..." She wraps around me even tighter, and goes entirely silent. Well I guess that's the end of that! I'm not far from my house, so I decide to go back home, flow kelp and all. I've heard stories from people finding them on boats, among their fishing and trapping equipment, stranded on islands. I guess they don't really have one home, just drift wherever the tides take them. When I get home I walk up to the bathroom, with Miss Kelp still hanging on tightly. She looks around slowly.

"Here, I'll set up some water for you and you can stay for now. I fill the bath with warm water and she sticks one of her leg like appendages into the water before withdrawing it and frowning at me.

"Too hot...". Oh, she lives in the ocean, of course she'd prefer cold water. I drain and refill it, and after testng it, she delicatly plops into the water. Her body begins to take a more shapely appearance than the thin and reedy look she had before. I look away.

"I'm going to go eat something", I say more to myself than anyone. I catch a gloomy look from her. "I'll be back to check on you later ok?" She continues to stare silently, so I leave the room and head to the kitchen. A couple hours later I stick my head into the bathroom, trying not to stare at her. "How are you doing?" She replies, but it's too quiet. I cautiously walk over to the side of the bath. Sorry, but could you repeat that?

"Missed you...husband".

"Wait a minute, who said I was your-MMMFFF!" She rears up, seizing me in a tight grasp, planting a kiss on my lips as she drags me into the tub. Her limbs twist and coil around my body, finding spaces in my clothing and I try to escape just for the sake of it but she's made her intentions crystal clear and I can tell there will be no further discussion.

I return her kiss.