Talk:Vampire/@comment-26120285-20160114212949/@comment-26376061-20160309152641

"Um...hey...don't be frightened. Let's go inside...the lightning can't hurt you in there..." I pet her head, which seems to calm her down. "...yeah...let's go inside..." We walk in her mansion, her clinging to my arm all the way. She's adorable..." We get inside, and her haughty demeanor returns. "Now, slave...prepare me a glass of my finest wine...I shall be in my bedchamber." I do as she says, bringing her her wine...with a little garlic powder mixed in.