Talk:Grizzly/@comment-26187100-20150329060619/@comment-25409001-20150329162158

I smile and got ready. This was my chance to be a badass, to be remembered as someone that did an action both cool and stupid.... Copid?

Doesn't matter, as soon as the Grizzly got close I jumped and delivered my most powerful drop-kick, sending ehr flying back into a tree and uprooting the plant in the process, while I stood proud and tall at my awesome achievement....

Is what I hoped to happen, cause what really transpired was, the Grizzly was barely fazed by my attempted attack and resulted in my laying flat on my back. With her already lust-riddled mind and the fact it looked like I was presenting myself to her, It was inevitable.

However the bright side was I could tell my kids not to do that shit when my new wife gets' preggers.