Talk:Hinezumi/@comment-26948680-20150927080008/@comment-25684606-20151006180242

I stiffen up and my head creakily turns around 90° degree, where my wife, a Jorougoumo, stands, surprising me with a vist at work, since it's my birthday. While I try to stutter something, she comes over, grabs the Hinezumi by the neck, pulls her off me and gently (with a vice like grip) takes my arm (nearly crushes it) and leads me outside (drags me home under ignorance of the gazes that reach from pitying, over sneering, to upfront enviously), where she calmly asks me why I was hugged by another woman (makes me strip and proceeds to tie me to a bed until I vow to never even look at another female being.)