Talk:Wight/@comment-108.197.18.131-20140721035654

Once upon a time their was a man so lonely and emo that he would occasionally wonder around graveyards to feel at peace. One day while he was wondering at a graveyard (at night, dumbass) he was attacked by a zombie, he tried to defend himself but he was so surprised that he tripped and fell backwards. The zombie then mounted him and raped him (somehow able to remove his clothes). At first the guy thought I have to escape then he thought f*** it and started to dominate the zombie. He repeated this every night for the past month and one night when he went to meet his undead lover their was a great big flash that momentarily blinded him when it faded he guy was shocked to see his lover had evolved into a Wight. Then another flash their was a card in her hand, she read over it a couple times then said in soft voice "honey please get dressed we're going out tonight". The man still in shock thought WTF