Talk:Minotaur/@comment-92.32.101.142-20150506204211/@comment-26219553-20150506222735

I quickly grab the remaining three cans and chug them down.

I'm gonna need the energy- either for running for my life/virginity, or for surviving the loss of said virginity.

Depends how fast I can run compared to a horny mino cranked up on more energy boosters than an Olympic athlete.

It'll probably end in the latter outcome from paragraph two, but I'm cautiously optimistic.