Thread:LightningS9/@comment-31049256-20171114040757/@comment-28358106-20171117211544

Regina, having no formal education, gets a job as a carhop at Sonic. She makes around $7,450 in tips a day.

Antoinette gets a job at Medieval Times as their star attraction. She eventually sues them because a weaboo fanboy took lewd voyeuristic pictures of her in the dressing room. She then turns it into a real arena, recruits an army, and embarks on a crusade against the greatest evil the world has seen: SJWs.

Tirush doesn't do much but bathe in the heat, until she hears of a fat little nut gargler that rules an oppressed country named North Korea with an iron fist. She swoops in and proceeds to decimate their army. They launch their five nuclear warheads against the "American Dragon oppressors", but only one actually takes off. She catches it in mid flight and returns it to her owner, and the little fat man becomes the one and only person in history to receive a Wyvern-powered nuclear enema.