Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-27950421-20181117000237/@comment-37523810-20181228064658

Twist: A new fucking midget will attempt to somehow get literally every human army to fight you while he sneaks into your house and destroys it.

Superpower: You have control of a money printing machine and can slowly inflate the world’s economy to the point of collapse, allowing you to strike up a successful communist revolution throughout the world.