Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20171029012154/@comment-31401828-20171029205351

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 * triggered*

"So these are the F*ckers responsible for the d*mn gunshots disturbing me day eh?"

I walk upp to them and meters before i reach them the young white horn shots. I catch the bullet mid flight and crush it in my hands, red eyes and steam starts to come out of my nose and ears.

Me:What the hell do ye want

White horn: uhhh

M: Put this gun upp yer pissin' arse and fuck off, this is me cabin and i do not take kindly to any baggin' fae shooting around it disturbin' me day, oi pay me f*cking bills i do my part, what does a man have to do to get some f*cking peace and quiet nowadays huh!? HUH!?

White horn: *shacking in fear* Uhh we apologize

Me: NO YE TWO GET THE F*CK OFF ME PROPERTY NOW!, DO YOU ONDERSTAND!?

WHITE HORN: Y-yes sir we understand

Me:GOOD, MAKE SURE IT'S F*CKIN' WRITTEN DOWN, AND DON'T SHOOT AROUND ERE AGAIN!, OI'LL COME AND RING HER SCRAWNY F*CKIN' NECK, AND I MEAN PHYSICALLY!!!!!!!

White horn: Yes no problem sir we'll take ou-

Me: DO YE COMPREHEND!!?

White horN: Yes sir we'll go ri-

Me: I TOLD YE TO F*CK OFF!!!, DO YE COMPREHEND!!!!???

White horn: y--yy-y-y-y-y-yyes

Me: GOOD!, DON'T YE EVER COME ERE AGAIN!!

White horns: *take off running*

Me: *cools down* Phew they are of gone now.

Sergey: *Bear roar* (Translation= since when did you have a scottish accent?, and i can swear  i heard a bit of irish to.)

Me: what do you mean?.

My brain pops out and says "Roight mate wut's goin' on ere?"

Fin.

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