User blog:Flamebiplane/Race Through The Jungle

Seeing that the two were about to fight, I squeeze as much of my body as I can against the wall. Both the Jho and the Indominus let out a battle cry and charge at each other. My eyes are shut, waiting for the inevitable pain. Their footsteps thunder throughout the hallway, but I don't feel anything touch me. I open my eyes and see the two opponents tearing at each other further down the hall.

Not in the mood to get raped by a brutal rape train or a murderous yandere, I book it out of there, rushing down a flight of stairs and out of the laboratory. Before I can ponder what to do next, I hear the roar of an engine and see a black pickup truck geared for off-road adventures explode out of the fauna, screeching to a halt inches from mowing me down.

The passenger, a man with an orange beard and a jeep cap, pops his head out of the window looking like he had seen a ghost. He points behind him and says, "Some bug thing took our guy, get in the back, we need to get out of here and we'll split the take with you if we do!"

Without a second thought, I run to the back and find two treasure chests, a grenade launcher, and a bag loaded with what I assumed were freeze rounds for the explosive firearm. I hop into the bed of the truck and see a sight that I hoped I would never see: the Jho and the Indominus bursting out of the lab at the same time.

"GOOO!!!" I scream to the driver. I hear the tires churn and see dirt kick up behind us, then we were off.

"Come back here!" the Jho screams. "He's mine!" the Indominus shouts as she pushes away the Jho.

The three of us disappear down the dirt road through the jungle and I think to myself, "By Druella's tail, how did I even get into this mess?"

I'm about to sit back and relax when I'm snapped out of it by the Jho charging through the trees after me followed by the Indominus. "Get the launcher get the launcher!" the passenger screams. I fumble with the grenade launcher for a bit before I finally manage to get it into my hands.

"I'm gonna rape you!" the Jho sings as she races on for the truck. "Get away from him you pickle-looking bitch!" the Indominus yells as she slashes at the Jho, who responds by giving her a powerful shoulder bump that causes her to trip and tumble into some trees. I knew that the Indominus wasn't going to stay down for long, so I glare through the iron sight of the launcher at the approaching Jho. The freeze rounds would slow her down if they hit, but not by much. I pull the trigger, and watch the projectile shoot out with a PHOOMP, white smoke trailing behind it. The grenade zips by the Jho, missing her by inches, and exploding into some fauna leaving an icy aftermath.

I curse myself for missing and take aim again, making sure to steady my shot despite the bumpy ride causing my aim to waver. Once I was certain that I had a clear shot, I fired. This time, the grenade exploded into her chest, leaving some frost and slowing her down. "Cold!" she cries out as she tries to rub off the ice from her chest.

The Indominus pops back into the scene and kicks the Jho aside. "I'll kill you if you try to take him from me again!" she warns her muscular competitor as she picks up the chase. I take aim at her and fire another round. It's a miss and explodes into the ground. Another shot, another miss!

The yandere pursuer was closing in on the truck, and I was beginning to panic. I could not let her get me, no sir I was not going to let that happen! I readied my shot and nearly had a heart attack when the Indominus made a leap for me. My finger twitched and pulled the trigger. It was a direct hit on her torso and she hit the ground in a roll. I let out a cheer that was replaced with fear as the Jho emerged back onto the scene with renewed vigor. "Nothing stops the mighty rape machine bitch!" she roars.

I fire off a sixth shot, and this one strikes her in the face. She clutches her frosted face and screams, "This icy rain has got to stop!"

The Jho continues after us, and I go to fire again, but to my dismay, all I heard was a click. Six-shooter grenade launcher in need of a reload. I open the cylinder and turn to the bag, prepared to reload the firearm. I had started to fill up again when I felt the truck hit a large bump and the rounds flew about, two of them out of the truck. "Screw me!" I say as I load four rounds into the launcher and click the cylinder back into place.

At this point, the Jho was closing in fast. I took aim once more just as the Indominus popped in from the side and tackled her. "I'll tear you apart!" the Indominus screamed. "He's mine you desperate bitch!" the Jho roars as she throws the Indominus off of her and continues after us. The Indominus bellows out a furious shriek and keeps on the pursuit.

Throughout the chase, the Jho and Indominus were pushing and shoving each other as I held them back with the grenade launcher, some misses, some hits. Both girls were covered in ice, but that didn't seem to slow them down at all. The power of the male extremity must have given them powerful determination.

At one point, I currently had two rounds in the launcher left, so I turned to the back to get some more only to find to my horror that the bag was empty. I crawl up to the passenger side window and shout, "No more rounds in the bag left!"

The passenger turns to me and asks, "How many you got in the gun!?"

"Two left!" I announce.

"Cliff!" the driver, a dark-skinned man with a red ascot around his neck shouts as he points ahead. I look ahead and see that we were indeed about to run out of road, straight to a drop of certain death below. However, I noticed a large rock in front of the drop that looked like a disfigured ramp. "We're gonna have to make the jump!" yells the passenger. Wait, was this guy seriously suggesting that we jump that!? "Are you serious!?" I cry, hoping against hope that he wasn't. "Better to risk our lives then to be trapped with those psychos!" the passenger says as he points behind him at the Jho and Indominus who fought to stay in first.

I wanted to voice some more objections, but seeing that the driver was increasing his speed with no sign of having any second thoughts, I could do nothing but simply hold on to the bars of the truck and hope for the best.

The truck hits the ramp and shoots off. I hold on for dear life as the two chests slowly leave the bed of the truck. I look behind me and see both the Jho and the Indominus locked in a wrestling match tumble straight off of the cliff into whatever was far below. I didn't actually know how deep the drop was, but I had a good hunch that those two weren't going to die from the fall.

The truck slams into the ground and I'm ejected from the bed, tumbling along til I come to a stop with my eyes on the destruction that had resulted from our leap of faith.

The truck's bumper had fallen off, and it's front right tire was missing. Both chests were smashed open from the impact, their golden contents lying everywhere. The grenade launcher was sitting by my foot.

I see both the driver and the passenger emerge from the truck, the driver limping on his foot. The passenger looked like he had his right wrist broken and had bruises along his face and arms. I looked over my own body and found that I myself was badly scratched up.

The passenger walks over to the driver and pats his shoulder. "You okay Gunther?" he asks. Gunther looks to the passenger with a pained look on his face and replies, "My ankle's all busted up Ivan, as well as our ride."

Ivan places his hand on the hood and says, "It got us this far, that's what matters."

Gunther nods as Ivan walks over to their spilled loot and inspects it. He limps alongside side him and asks, "What are we going to do with all this? We went through a lot of trouble to get it out."

Ivan turns back to the truck and says, "Load it all into the back of the truck, your contact did say that she was going to meet us here, right?"

"My wife, yeah, she should be on her way now," says Gunther.

The two men begin to load their spoils into the bed of the truck. I meanwhile am struggling to stand on my own two feet, a severe pain shooting through my left ankle. Looks like I pulled something too.

The two men had just finished loading the truck when they see me standing. "Hey, you're alive!" Ivan says with a smile. "In horrible condition though," I say, trying my best to smile back. Ivan chuckles and says to me, "You did good out there."

I raise a hand and say, "Thank you."

"Here comes my wife," says Gunther. Seconds after he says this, a Dragon Zombie crashes down in between us wearing the same red ascot as Gunther. The Dragon Zombie turns to Gunther and says in a voice that sounds like a low growl, "You...hurt."

Gunther pats the Dragon Zombie on her shoulder and says, "Let's worry about that when we get back home Tyranny."

Both Gunther and Ivan load into the cabin of the truck and I shout to them, "Hey, what about me, I helped right!?"

Surely they were going to get me out of this forsaken jungle and give me my share of the spoils for helping them right?

"Oh yeah, how could I forget you?" Ivan says as he grabs a handful of gold and tosses it to me. Seriously, aren't I getting evacuated too? "Aren't I coming with you?"

Tyranny grabs hold of the truck and effortlessly lifts it into the air. Ivan waves a finger at me from the cabin and calls out, "I said we'd reward you with some of the take buddy, learn to listen!"

Furious, I pick up the grenade launcher by my feet and fire the last two shots at the band of thieves who were flying off. Both close misses. I scream and hurl the launcher onto the ground. My bottom plants itself in the sand and I don't move from there, too angry to do so.

I should have known better then to ride with thieves, but on the flip side, they gave me my ticket away from the two nightmarish monsters that were the Jho and the Indominus. I could probably be close to getting out of this place. If I just moved down a little further, I could be home free. Sadly, I don't think I'd get that chance, as I was too busy to notice the powerful tail of a Titanalamia coiling around me.