Talk:Amazoness/@comment-174.53.167.220-20160110210239/@comment-25808351-20160110213206

I get up, get a plate, cut off a big chunk of the venison I'm eating, put it on the plate and hand the plate to her. The small Amazoness devours the venison chunk in seconds.

Me: "You must have been very hungry, kid."

Amazoness: "Thank you, it was very good. You're my husband now!"

Me: "Oh you're welcome kid, wait WHAT?! And how'd you get in my house!"