Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29325824-20180418124656

Living rather remotely, you're in your garden, on a sunny afternoon, lying in the lawnchair enjoying the sun. Your [Insert Mamono] wife is currently doing something else; tending the plants, cleaning, reading, pick one. Suddenly, you find something heavy yet soft crawling on top of you. Opening your eyes, you find a Greenworm straddling you and proceeding to rip open your pants. As you yell out, your wife comes running towards you and grabs the Greenworm by the collar and drags her off of you. "Don't worry, honey, I'll get rid of this pest" she says. While you're initially relieved, the Greenworm starts crying and looking at you with irresistable puppy dog eyes. It seems that she is close to forming a chrysalis and really wants you, as there is no other man in the area.

WWYD? 