Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34068755-20180115050558/@comment-33358013-20180408234007

I ask him and his wife to stand infront of it and hold their thumbs up for a "family picture," Then I grab the pen that's in my shirt pocket and stab him in the eye with it then his wife in the throat. I look around for the keys to the chains and unchain the dog. The dog bites his throat until the wife stabs me in the back 7 times with the pen. All of a sudden the hellhound bursts into flames and his eyes are full of rage and fire. It jumps on the wife and rips her face off. I leave, show the picture to the police, and keep the hellhound. I name him Cerberus