Talk:Dragon Zombie/@comment-25619592-20170218093754/@comment-27950421-20170221034017

I take a single step back and let the zombie dragon slam into the ground head first, knocking herself out. I then turn to the class of young dragons, wyverns, wurms, and ryu who I had brought with me for a field trip (opening a school for dragons is why I was such a dissapointment.), "And that children is why you do not dive at your prey head first, lead with your talons."

I turn back to the dragon zombie and roll up my sleeves, "And now for an impromptu lesson on how to perform first aid on the undead, can anyone tell me what the symptoms of a concussion is for the undead?"