Talk:Wurm/@comment-82.169.190.44-20150415211119/@comment-26219553-20150503150430

Well, if it's really that much of a turn-off for you, I'm assuming she is capable of being edumacated to be book-learned like them thar fancy-pants Danukis.

Granted, home-schooling might be interesting.

"So, that's how you recite the alphabet, and tomorrow, we'll get you started on your reading and writing. Now for some maths- no, dear, that doesn't mean you add my dick to your vag- dear, please put me down, extracurricular activities can be done after sch- oh, to Pandemonium with this, we'll carry on with maths tomorrow, let's just skip straight to biology and sex ed."