Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27800590-20170318025511/@comment-28718853-20170318193643

We're just standing there for a moment when I come to my senses and say bluntly, "I'm out."

My friends each give me shocked looks. "You're backing out!?" asks Jerry. I raise my hands and say, "Look, I don't know if this thing is real or not, but I'd rather not take part in this crap, there's a part of me screaming that this is a bad idea."

Alben shoots me a deadpan look and mutters, "The hell man? You're not gonna walk out on us like this, we all agreed to it!"

"Correction, you idiots begged me to come along saying that 'everything was gonna be fine' and 'it's just stupid ghost crap'!" I counter as I shake my head and add softly, "You three go ahead without me, I'll wait outside."

Alben bites his lip and growls. He starts toward me on a huff, but he's held back by Jerry and Hunter. There is a small struggle before he finally relaxes himself and mutters, "Fine, get out of here you wimp, I was gonna buy ice cream for everyone after this, but it looks like you're using your own money."

"That's fine," I say as I promptly step out of the house and onto the chilly midnight porch.

A couple of minutes passed before I heard frantic screaming coming from inside the house. I rush back inside and run upstairs. I bust open the door and what I find is a scene that leaves me speechless. Jerry and Hunter were laying on the floor, their bodies spazzing as if pleasure was rushing through them. Then there was the Redcap, going at it with poor Alben. "This is so much better than my past self!" she laughs.

My legs immediately spring into action, carrying me outside, only to stop me frozen in my tracks. In front of me stood two vampires, both in dark Gothic dresses. I brace myself for a kidnapping, but instead one of them asks, "We sensed that an ancient Redcap was summoned, could we see her please?"

With a shaky finger, I point inside the house and mumble, "Y...yeah, she's in there, along with my friends. If you could uh...help them, that'd be great."

The two vampires exchange looks with each other before one of them shrugs and says, "Why not, we could use some candidates for potential husbands."

With that, the duo step inside the house and make their way toward the top of the stairs. Outside, I kick the wooden railing, angry with myself for screwing my friends over like that.

I facepalm and start across the street toward a set of hedgerows to wait out the session when I feel something heavy strike me from above and pin me to the floor. I barely look up and my face goes wide with fear when I saw who it was: my Ushi-Oni stalker.

She leans her head in toward my ear and makes a hush signal, wearing that wicked grin that told me that my night was about to be anything but peaceful. I can only gulp.

Morning comes, and we're all sitting on the sofa with our respective wives, the blinds closed to keep out any sunlight. Alben's head lazily rolls my way and he groans, "This is all your fault."

Not in the mood to argue, I simply glance away and flip him the bird. My obscene gesture is quickly lowered by my new wife, who gives me a sweet smile. The Redcap looks around cheerfully and says, "Thanks for summoning me you guys, I never knew that this new world could be so exciting!"

The four of us groan in response. The two vampires whap Jerry and Hunter on their heads and smile at the Redcap.

Welp, looks like I'm gonna have to get used to my new life with my new wife along with my friends and theirs.