Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-25269011-20150123174411

sexually aggresive+tanned skin+light hair+unorthdox clothing+Japan=Ganguro

Ganguro+monster+Lord of the Rings+Kenkou Cross=Dark Elf

Dark Elf=Beatdown:(Turns to Dark Elf wife) Honey why is our daughter looking at me like that?

Dark Elf wife: The same reason she's taking of her clothes darling.

Beatdown: Oh shit not this again, I guess this is one those things a dad has to do,well girls will be girls let me just run away (jump out the window and run while screaming and waving my arms in the air).

Dark Elf wife: Oh no not this again,well let's go get daddy back before another horrible monster tries to have her way with him again cupcake.

Dark Elf daughter:Yeah lets do it.

Meanwhile Beatdown running through the forest suddenly stops as a Amazoness appears before him.

Amazoness: Hey there good looking what's the hurry.

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