Talk:Demon Army/@comment-4407082-20150928011557

A week ago you met 3 guys appearing to be in their twenties dressed in...... knight armor. They approach you and offer to rent your home in exchange of offering them assylum, you refuse but they pay you in solid gold, medieval looking gold coins that must have some fucking high prince, you accept (if you had no home to call your own then you buy one with part of the gold payment). Sure, your guests spend all the time talking about how spells, magic and wierd stuff, but they are cool guys in general. Finally one of them approach you telling you they looked for a hideout because they "will not marry an abomination!." and ask for your help.

"Oh, escaping from lousy ex" you assume, they give you even more gold and you agree to build for them a hideout under the floor of your house for when the ex girlfriend comes looking for them.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Sounds your door bell as you open the door to see who the fuck is making such a noise at your home and find a Baphomet in your house and a portal open to MGEverse.

You recognize a Baphomet surrounded by a escort of 10 Jinkos all of them in mating season looking lustfully at you.

"Good morning Mr. [insert your name], I am Colonel Rapez Landa from the SSabath. I was hoping you could invite me in and we can have a discussion."

She questions you for the Knights but you refuse to have seen then, as wierd as they are they have become your pals after all. The Baphomet sighs and says.

"Look Mr. [Insert Name] I have one final question for you, if you answer correctly I will leave you and your home at peace if not, then you are coming with me." She points at the MGE portal.

You feel the 2 Jinkos at your side placing their paws in your shoulders and looking you with expectation, ready to carry you away as soon as Rapez gives the order. You suddenly find all 10 Jinkos are circling their gaze intently looking at you with sexual hunger.

"Are there any Knights here? WHERE ARE THEY?!"

What do you do?

Extra props to you if you an identify the parody here.