Talk:Centaur/@comment-109.146.65.248-20150831204653/@comment-26115871-20150913170546

"Good GOD, I swear you can't hold your beer at all. No, I don't want to ruin our -!?"

She shuts me up with a kiss before picking me up and plopping me on her back. She then breaks out into a gallop, ensuring that if I let go of her waist then I'm going to fall off and it would hurt. She gallops for hours, telling me all the lewd and filthy things she wants to do, before misjudging a jump and landing in a shallow pool, accidentally bucking me off of her back.

I'm just getting to my feet when she tackles me to the ground, apparently sobered up. "How dare you kiss me and make me make you ride me!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! Well, not anymore! Now we're husband and wife!"

Oh boy.