Talk:Kikimora/@comment-24026095-20170228210500/@comment-26492770-20170302132702

I inhale through my teeth and glance at my wrist watch. "I'm gonna have to pass on that. I don't wanna be late for work, not even by a second." I turn my head to the side and mutter to myself, "That's especially true since I accidentally slept in this morning..."

"Aw 'cmon," the Manticore gets beside me and puts an arm around me, "it ain't gonna take long, jus' a quick check." I could already feel her tail moving towards my crotch.

The Kikimora gives me a warm smile. "We promise it won't take long, sir. Besides, you might have testicular cancer without knowing it."

"That's a risk I'm gonna have to take," I say while getting the Manticore's arm and tail off of me. I go straight into a brisk jog and go right past the Kikimora, but while jogging I turn back and point to them. "Tell you what, though: I'll be getting off work at five in the afternoon. If you're still here and still want to do that thing, I'll do it. For now, I gotta jet! Can't be late, can't waste time, I gotta work, have a lovely day, ladies!" With all that hastily said, I turn around and high-gear book it to work. "Good grief," I mumble while checking my watch again.

The two nurses watch me speed off and disappear around the corner of the next block. "I like 'im," the Manticore says with a grin.