Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20190914004023/@comment-36855838-20190914050756

As the tipsy woman leans in, shaky on her feet, I pull out a chair, and she positions herself before flopping dejectedly into it.

She then keeps going and collapses into a pathetic pike on the floor, sucking her thumb.

"A-are you okay?"

She looks up at me with her eyes closed, and starts speaking again.

"I'm not confused, what happened to me?"

"You seem drunk, for starters-"

"How can we improve?"

"Uh, brush after every meal?"

"But it does not address my interests or my needs."

"And you need me, or something cheesy like that?"

She rolls her still closed eyes, and stands up, walking backwards towards the bathroom.

"I do everything right."

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I ran:

1

"I can't even flirt right, what's wrong with me?"

Through google translate in like thirty languages, because she has to be bad at talking, too.

I'm doing that for all her dialogue, but that's the first thing she says.

2

"How can I get better?"

3

"But that won't resolve my drunken stupor, or my seduction deficiency!"

(Funnily enough, I also got apetite just before interests)

4

"I suck at everything."

From English to hawaiian and immediately back. The meaning reversed with a just single translation.

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