User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-31401828-20170817163817/@comment-30700719-20170818015910

Backstory: the Lamia was attacked by Order knights AND a pack of Velocipreiys. Flying overhead, I happened to spot this in the nick of time. As a man clad in dull gray armor lifted up his sword to slice the Lamia in two, he turned into a great beam of white light. Those who attempted to hurt the Lamia were similarly treated. Long story short, I protected her by using an aircraft-mounted laser to disintegrate her attackers. Overpowered, yes. Overkill, no.

I hold up a finger and run off to the side, and the women look at each other in confusion as loud crashing noises come from just beyond the doorway. As they lean in closer, trying to peep inside, I suddenly appear at the doorway, standing stock-still. They jump back in surprise. I suddenly punch the metal ceiling, and a MeeM gun falls out. The muzzle of the weapon begins to spin, and I press the trigger. "OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......" The Lamia immediately slithers away, while the Titanalamia curls her tail into an upright position, to shield her softer parts from the barrage of projectiles. They mostly bounce off, and she slithers away as well. They both jump into their wooden rowboat and row so hard that they cause ripples in the water. I gently put down the MeeM gun and wipe my brow. "That's why I'm a bachelor on a submarine. Anyone comes knocking, you can shove a gun in their face, with some exceptions. In this case, use more gun." I retreat back into the Trieste and do, uhh....guy stuff.