Talk:Angel/@comment-5426290-20150426121334/@comment-26115871-20150426212938

I sigh at the poor angel's gullibility. To think that such a pure creature could be corrupted so easily. . . I eventually decide to ask to sit with them, and try to convince her to follow her original path. But when I get to the table, I catch just a little bit of what the succubus is saying.

"No, no. Suck on it, like it's that guy's penis."

The fact that the succubus points at me is surprising to me, but more so to the angel. She turns to face me - in the process, her teeth grating against the elastic skin of the licking fruit. Evidently, that was an unusually full licking fruit, as the next thing I know the succubus, the angel, and I are all covered in sticky pulp.

A few minutes later we're all cleaned up, and the Succubus informs me that the angel is trying to learn new ways to bring joy into the life of men. The angel - who at that point was sucking on another licking fruit - ends up biting it again. Until she gets this thing right her mouth is going NOWHERE near my nether region.