Talk:Mermaid/@comment-54.73.211.9-20150404223547/@comment-12776-20150405024353

Snatch your gun. Use it to slap you so hard that one of your eyeball burst. Hit it again to remove all teeth from your mouth, then shot your kneecaps and hands. Kick your groin so hard while you're crying like baby that your balls are displace. Then tell you I will have sex, but because I want to, not because you told me. Then smack your ears with the gun just enough to burst your eardrums (they only last this long because I want you to hear me). Then start to have sex with a mermaid, and when I'm about to climax, shove the gun in your remain good eye.

Don't worry, I'm a nice guy. So you won't die, although I will stomp on your spine and break it before leaving you there.