Talk:Girtablilu/@comment-25095137-20140817150308/@comment-72.233.169.37-20141124195501

Girtablilu: Well, hello there. What's a handsome young man like you doing out here in a place like this? *Smiles in an evil and seductive way*

Me: I-I'm just out for a walk. *laughs nervously*

Girtablilu: Oh, a walk. That sounds nice. Say, there's an oasis close by here. What do you say you and I go there... *prepares to sting me* and get to know each other better.

Me: Wait, wait, wait! Before you do anything, I just want to say; yes, I'll be your husband.

Girtablilu: I'm not going take no for a- wait, did you just say yes? How did you know what I was going to ask?

Me: *Looks at her with an "are you kidding me" face*

Girtablilu: Oh, right. Sorry.

Me: I'll marry you. On one condition; you have to play and completely finish a game I know about?

Girtablilu: A game? What game?

Me: It's hard to explain. It's a game that not many people, human or monster, have heard about. I don't even know where it comes from; I just found it somewhere. Anyway, you play the game, and I'll be your husband.

Girtablilu: *Smiles pridefully* Alright, sounds fun! Where is this game?

Me: *Brings out a strange device* Here it is. Don't worry, I'll show you how to play.


 * After I turn on the device, set up the game, show her the controls and hand the device to her, she paralyzes me and wraps me in her tail*

Me: Hey, what gives?!

Girtablilu: Sorry, but I couldn't take the chance that you would use the game as a means to escape from me. Don't worry. *She takes off her veil for a moment and gives me a kiss* Once I finish this game and make you mine, you'll be much happier. Now, how do I start this?

Me: Oh, just tap on the light that says "New Game".

Girtablilu: *Does what I say, and looks at me* So, if you didn't know where this thing came from, how did you know how to use it?

Me: Trial and error. I've had it for a while.

Girtablilu: ...Fair enough. But why would you want me to play this game specifically?

Me: Let's just say Five Nights at Freddy's has a few surprises I'm certain you're going to love.

Girtablilu: *Shrugs* Talk to you after I finish this, my love.