User blog:Ore-samma/Short-shot My witch (100% wholesome) (NO MALE)

A fan request, and I enjoyed writing this one very much!

I do hope you like it!

Ever your Servant-

Ore-Samma

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I sighed as my magical carriage came to a stop in the city market square in the early morning. I checked the wheels, the canvas and placed my banner up along with the other merchants that were hurrying to be ready for the early morning shopping crowd.

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' Wanda the Witch; Apothecary and Alchemy Extraordinaire! '  The banner exclaimed above the door.

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I drew out my key and activated the magics of the interior and took one last check to make sure I was secured in place and entered.

“Aahhh! That dimensional space portal was worth every hour of study!” I exclaimed as I settled in the shop that was still located in the capital, over three hundred kilometers away! But thankfully, my magics would allow anyone to instantly teleport here from the doorway I activated.

“Aaaand! Open for business!” I sighed and sat behind the counter and turned on all the lights and protective enchantments.

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It wasn’t long before the door opened, ringing the golden bell and a Holstaur stepped in.

“Oooh, dear!” She mooed and looked about. “Hello? Is anyone here?”

“Welcome to my shop!” I said from behind the counter. “How might I assist you this day!”

“Oooh, look at you!” The holstaur said with a smile and patted my head. “Are you the shopkeeper’s daughter?”

“Hey! Watch the hat!” I protested and covered my head, feeling my cheeks burn and pouted. “I’m the shopkeeper, thank you very much! Now- is there anything I can help you with?”

“Huh? Oh! Yes!” The holstaur said, reaching in between her cleavage and took out a roll of paper. “My husband said to give this to you.”

I tsked my tongue and unrolled the sweet smelling parchment and saw a list.

“A magical icebox, a magic barrel for water storage, another for milk, a magic butter churn, and three pounds of ground mandrake clippings….see bank seal for payment. See address for delivery.”

I looked up to the Holstaur and pressed my thumb to the bank seal. “Done! Please stand aside, stand aside!” I said, shooing the spaced-out holstaur out of the way as the icebox, two barrels, and churn floated out the door and towards the address. I held out the clippings and noticed she was gone.

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“''Hey! Hey! Heeeey!!''” I cried out, chasing after the airhead. “Don’t forget your clippings!”

“Oh dear!” The Holstaur mooed and took the bag. “Thank you! I do seem to forget myself.” She stared blankly at me for a moment and I snapped my fingers before her eyes.

“Look! Your husband!” I cried out.

“What? Where?” She said looking where I pointed.

“Aww you just missed him! Quick! Follow the butter churn! It’s gonna go to where he is!”

“Moo!” The Holstaur cried out, and chased after her husband’s purchases.

“Whew!” I sighed as I re-entered my shop and no sooner did the door close, did it open again.

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“Welcome to my shop!” I said from behind the counter. “How might I assist you this day!” I said, looking at the apophis that slithered in.

“Look how cute you are! Are you tending the sssshop with your mom and dad?” The apophis said and patted my head, giving it a rub.

“Hey! Hey!” I shouted, batting her hands away and glared. “I’ll have you know! This is my shop! And I am over two thousand years old! Hey! Stop it- watch the hat!”

I stood on top of my counter and glared. “Ahem! Is there anything I can help you with?”

“Yesss, do you have ssssucubus Nosstrum? I need legendary quality!”

I nodded, “I do. Do you want potion grade or food grade?”

Her eyes widened in surprise. “There’ssss a difference?”

“Absolutely!” I said, holding two bottles. “Food quality is for wine making and all manners of sweets. They really enhance sharp flavors like citrus and make mellow flavors taste bad. So, don’t use it for cakes or creams. You’re gonna want to use it for tarts, sour jellies, and certain drinks to include wines and rums.” I placed the bottle down and held up the other. “Nostrum for potions will destroy flavors in foods and make it taste awful. But they are more potent with mamono energy. They make more powerful healing potions for mamono than they do humans, unless they are an incubus. So, keep that in mind. If you use them for something other than a healing potion, you’re gonna want to have a shirohebi help you as I only carry nostrum that is attuned to restorative properties.”

The apophis tapped her finger to her chin. “I was wanting to make a wine with my venom as the base. So, I am unsure…...I don’t know how my venom tastes so it may be disastrous.

I held up a milking bottle. “Wanna try it now?”

She gingerly punctured the vacuum bottle and released a small amount of venom. She took a small sip and grimaced. “Itssss….like….like vinegar!” She said with another grimace.

I placed both Nostrum bottles away and retrieved a small tin of Satyros yeast, a jar of Lilaraune nectar, and a small fermenting barrel.

“Might wanna try this instead. Make a small batch and then come back when it’s wine. You’ll be able to tell what kind it will be. Have you ever made wine before?”

The apophis shook her head.

I held up a card and handed it to her. “There’s this group of goblins led by a hobgoblin and her husband. They are in this new town around the Ginger mountains. They are making all kinds of alcohol, beer, spirits, and wines. See if they can help. It’s only half a day's journey by the Green River. Just follow it downstream, you can’t miss it! They built the Golden Tavern right next to the river and they have just the best river trout!”

“Thank you! I will!” The apophis smiled and handed me a small stack of silver coins and left.

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“Welcome to my shop!” I said, looking at a giant slug girl and already starting batting her hands away from my hat and head. “How might I assist you this day!”

“Awww, you’re so cute!” She said and at last stopped trying to pat my head. “Do you have polymorph potions?”

“Yes! How long do you want the duration to be?”

“Permanent, if possible.” she said with a smile.

I held up a crystal strong box that had a singular glowing purple potion inside. “This costs fifty gold sovereigns, but it will be permanent and it will be a true transformation- not an illusion.” I said tapping the box.

“Oooh! Yes! Please!” The Slug girl said and handed me her slime covered gold.

I sighed as I magically cleaned and counted each piece and nodded. “Very good! Now-” I said while I magically opened the box and looked at her. “What do you want it to do?”

“Do I have to decide now?” She said looking uncomfortable.

“If you want the best results, yes.” I said and nodded. “I could give you the instructions and let you do it yourself, but if you mess up….well, no refunds. But if I mess up- I will refund your coin.”

“Ooohhh.” She said and tapped her sticky finger to her chin. “Well, I want to be less sticky and slimy and have two legs instead of my slug body.”

I nodded, it was typical of slug girls to want two legs. “Okay, take a look!” I said and had the potion cast a light projection of what her transformation would look like. “How’s this?”

“Longer legs, please.”

The image shifted. “How's that?”

“Good on length, but can we change the shape?”

“How so?”

“I dunno...I wanna seduce this guy and….”

I sighed and had her legs cycle through many different shapes and she finally cried out. “That’s it! Right there!”

“Okay! Anything else? Remember you can change virtually anything but only once!”

“Hmmm, a permanent tan?”

Her skin color darkened a bit.

“Oh! Wings! Functional wings! And a Tail?”

I shook my head. “Your wings can flap, flex, fold, and allow you to glide, but you won’t be able to fly. Your tail will be able to move exactly how you want, but it won’t be as strong as a natural tail, got it?”

She nodded, and I shifted the image again.

“Wow! Oh! Purple eyes!” She squealed. “A cupid’s bow to the lips! Blonde hair!”

“How’s that!” I said, looking at a vision that was almost on par with an Lilium.

The slug girl clapped her hands and  squealed in delight. “Yes! That’s perfect!”

“Okay! Now- remain perfectly silent!” I said, looking at the other customers who gathered around.

I recited my magical language that was vastly more precise than regular communicative language the commoners used and directed the magical intention to the potion and handed it to her.

“It’s always more tasty when it’s fresh.” I said and watched her gulp it down and took the bottle back….could always re-use the expensive bottle, and she didn’t need to know that she could keep it.

The Giant Slug Girl sighed as her form shifted and melted into a vision of pure loveliness.

I noticed now that her slug body was gone, she was naked from the legs down.

“Oh dear.” I said and quickly casted a few spells and manifested a skirt, and a pair of comfortable shoes. “Here.” I said, handing her five gold sovereigns back, feeling guilty about keeping the bottle. “You’re gonna need trousers, skirts and shoes now that you have legs! Do be careful and try not to fall down. Your wings and tail can help you keep balance. Remember, if you fall you can hurt yourself now.”

She leaned over the counter and kissed my forehead and gave me a head pat. “Thank you!” She whispered.

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I grabbed my hat and re-adjusted it and batted the hands of the next customer who started to call me cute.

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'' "How adorable! Are you the shop's assistant?" ''

 “Watch the hat!”  I bawled as I faced my customers…

....it was going to be a long day.....