Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-45060051-20200216215516/@comment-29435884-20200217112357

(Unagi Joro)

Oh dear, he's terrified, I'm not that frightening am I? Quick, think of something....Ah ha!

"Please don't run! I mean you no harm! I'm a massage therapist you see."

"Massage therapist?"

"Mmhmm! I specialise in Nuru massages. My natural secretions mean I'm the best in the industry."

"Nuru...massage?"

"Yep! So basically I rub my tits (I give them a jiggle for effect) on your back, and you'll feel better afterwards."

"Really? Tell me more!"

(Kufufufu! too easy.)