Talk:Zombie/@comment-5426290-20140802135653/@comment-25204624-20150308100218

I run around her, leap onto her back and start to tear her hair and flesh away in bloody-

-smack her face with a gravestone-

-stab her with a somewhat dull stick-

-snap her limbs and neck and-

After she's superdead, I scream out "I AM DEREK! DESTROYER OF EVIL!"

Or whatever my name is in this situation, anyway.