Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180517212301/@comment-27950421-20180520154932

I slam my hand on the table, "WAIT!!!!"

The my vampiric aunt stops, "What?"

My eyes narrow, "So I'm not getting this sweet ass castle."

She give a haughty expression, "Of course not boy. It shall be mine for eternity as reign forever as mistress of the night."

I point to the maid, "And I'm getting the cute maid either?"

The vampires eye twitches but she maintains her poise, "No, as my guest and source of blood, you will not be permitted to have relations with her of any sort."

I out my hand down, "So you only brought me here for my blood?"

She smirks, "Of course a mere human like yourself is useful for nothing else."

My shoulders slump, "But isn't that how Vampires find a mate?"

Her smirk only grows, "yes, if you were too... develop into form more worthy if me, I would of course take you into my chambers as my husband."

I cringe, "Ew."

She glares at me, "Excuse you mortal?"

"You're my dead aunt. I don't wanna fuck that."

She points at me dramatically, "NECROPHILIC INCEST IS WINCEST BOY!!!"

I cringe even more, "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww......"

She growls angrily, "I'm not arguing this any longer!"

She takes her top off and throws it aside, "Now come give Auntie a kiss."

I throw myself out the window.