Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-29543192-20161029151830/@comment-27013478-20161029165440

Yeah, the third one was mostly a shot in the dark. Could've worked better if this was gen 3 pokemon, but whatever. Maybe "This scorched earth hath been caused by his fiery desire/boner"

And for the first one? Eh, not my problem if the guy is into Necrophilia.