Talk:Lizardman/@comment-25814779-20150105092958/@comment-25833927-20150109150004

Me: Haiz....

Pulls handgun and shot on his kneecap.

Me: I going to ask you nicely. Where is my Waifu?

He: Urgh! My leg! What is that thing?!

Me: Ohhh this? The flintlock pistol, made by Sally & Windy Steamworks model A3 (Smith & Wesson parody) from Punked-delic Utopia city I brough it manufacture for 400 gold coins. So again, you primate where my Wife-fu? (Points at him)

He: Cave! West from here!

Me: Good boy, I be back for you.

He: Hey! I'm bleeding here man! Come back!

Headed to the cave and rescue my waifu.