User blog comment:Flamebiplane/Ask Nope Industries Leadership/@comment-30061283-20161204105632/@comment-30061283-20161204213247

Your damn right it aint clean!The law is chasing my sorry ass as we speak!Anyway the BEST most EFFECTIVE way to repel ANY monster in existence is to do some freak nasty shit.When your being chased release all the contents of your bowels.Do it.Beleive im being serious no monster will want to touch you after that.None.Ive done it plenty of times and it always worked.Maybe grab a knife and do sexual shit with it.They'll think your crazy and run off.Doing anything creepy or weird is key to escaping.That is all.