Talk:Hellhound/@comment-32514519-20170708092947/@comment-27950421-20171009182044

Ultimate lifeform?


 * inspects Speedwagon

This thing hardly meets those standards. His metabolism is rather inefficient. A reptile of similar size, diet, and level activity can be healthy with a tenth of the calories this guy consumes. His immune system is weak, probably couldn't handle sitting in a swamp with a ripped off arm without getting horrible infections. His sense of smell is down right pathetic and he completly lacks a tremor or pressure sense. That's not even touching his lack of natural armaments and flimsy skin.

He seems like a typical soft skin to me.