Talk:Lamia/@comment-27303410-20170627210525/@comment-37721660-20181205050309

I say "alright, on the count of three we race, winner gets a drink"

we get into starting positions

"one, two-"

in a blur i launch myself 30 feet ahead and yell "three" tauntingly

the race is breif due to my shitty stamina and I get a smack to the face, no lamia GF, no drink, and she buys the most expesive drink she could find.