Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190515191127

"Uuuuugh, I'm never going to get used to that!" My brother-in-law, Bryce, groaned as he leaned on my sister. (He looks like Chris Pratt from his Parks and Rec days with a redder face and much shorter hair on top. He's about 5'11".)

"Oh come come now! At least I'm teleporting us to the right place this time!" My sister playfully scolded him as she rubbed his back and walked him over to the table, bouquet of flowers in Celeste's, Mary's and Nikki's favorite colors in hand. (My older sister Nina. Just take the MGE vampire, give it freckles, Clark Kent glasses, ponytail and wear a oversized GWU hoodie and skinny jeans in sneakers. 5'4".)

"Still haven't gained your sea legs, eh Kansas?" I joke about Bryce's motion sickness, earning a shove from my sister passing by.

"Hi Auntie Nina! The foods real good gramgram! What are these things? They look like purple mac'n cheese! Can you please pass the gravy Aunt Dawn" Ashie happily responds with a half-full mouth and reaches over.

"Sweetie, swallow before you speak, and wait for it to come!" Nikki admonishes her for her lack of table manners. "It's nice to see you, Nina."

"Nice to see you both too! Hey Har! How have-" my sister greets Har before pausing and sniffing the air above Harley. "Oh my god. Harley! You're-"

Nicole coughs harshly into her paw and shoots a warning glare to my sister. I look to her and give a confused look, to which she just shrugs.

"...You're uh, perfume! It smells really good! You gotta tell me what it is!" My sister changes what she is about to say as she sits between our mother and her husband.

"Ah, the people back home 're alright." Mary half heartedly says as she drinks another glass of wine. "Some are good, some are shite, pretty much the same as any other planet full of people. Why don't you tell me about people on Vakir! More specifically, and importantly, the hotties! I can show you some from home you might like! George Clooney, Edris Elba, Chris Hemsworth!" She speaks with a newfound vigor as she takes out her phone to start sharing some shirtless photos and butt shots of all the hot guys she knows of from earth, her pervy drunk attitude sinking in.

Nicole looks over to her sister and reaches under the table to hold and rub her paw. "Relax. She's going to love it. And you're going to be a great mom! She mouthes to her panicky baby sister.

I'm completely oblivious to it as I try to enjoy my... did that veggie just hiss at my fork? I shrugged as I impaled it and shoved it into my mouth. ''Oof! Spicy little bugger!''