Talk:Wurm/@comment-4407082-20141027181500/@comment-107.77.68.125-20141028010821

Me: Nothing's wrong Maria its just that, funny story here, its just that he was planning on sticking me with that big ole poker you just sent flying to who knows where. Maria: WHAT!! *She starts towards him, claws ready* Me: Wait, let him apologize, let's just see how sorry he is. Soldier: Wait, What. I-I mean yes I'm extremely sorry Im so so sorry. Me: Hrmmm I don't think he is being honest enough.

Maria then hoists him in the air, dangling upside down by the feet. Maria then growls: Be sincere NOW. Soldier: Yes Yes Im sorry for threatening your husband Im sorry for hating monster please just please let me go. Me: Do you swear on your god, honor as a soldier and your life that ypu wont harm another monster or human without an actual reason to harm them besides cause they are a monster or husband of a monster. Soldier: Yes I promise. Me: Say it exactly. Soldier: I promise on the Chief God, my honor and Life I wont harm another human or monster. Me: Ehh good enough. Also call yourself an idiot. Soldier: Wait what? Never! Maria then shakes him eruptly saying: You heard him. Say it. Soldier: Okay Okay Im an idiot. Me: Yep thats enough Maria, let him go. Maria then lets him go head first to the ground where he picks himself up and runs as hard as he can in the opposite direction as us. Maria then turns to me and says: And for helping you out... You know what I want Me: Can atleast get a 10 second headstart? I put on my best puppy dog face. Maria: Hrmm fine but you know you never win. I start to dash and yell back: Love you Maria, my beautiful gummy Wurm Maria calls back: Love you too dearest. She then starts to count: 1... 2... 3...