User blog:Repter/A Centaur WWYD response.

You and your centaur companion, Selia, went to the bar to celebrate a job well done. You had to go out for a few minutes to sort things out with the bar owner; when you came back, Selia was nowhere to be found. You asked a few questions for a group at the bar you were talking to and they replied,

"That mare ... hic ... got drunk as if no ... hic ... tomorrow. Then one of the boys ... hic ... got bored and asked her ... hic ... her did not like any horse ... hic ... She said she did not know ... hic ... then went to the barn" (any grammatical errors were caused by the drink)

By the time he finished speaking a moan came from the barn, but it was not clear whether it was from a woman or a horse, maybe both.

What do you do?

(WWYD by Ronchellster.)

I rush out to the barn and to try to keep my friend from making a mistake she'll regret and find her leaning against the barn door, I rush up to her and smile after catching my breath. "I'm glad you're ok I thought you were about to make a mistake that you were about to regret." I soon hear what sounds like a moaning coming from the barn. "Uh, what's going on in there?" I ask her.

Selia stops leaning against the barn door and wobbles a little as she tries to stay standing straight. "I told him that I'd be willing to entertain him and have a little fun but he had to be blindfolded."

Realizing what she got the poor sap to do I just sigh. "You're evil when you're drunk, you know that?" I tell her she just laughs a little, I go to take my leave only to feel two hands on my shoulder. "Um, Selia what are you doing?"

"You called me evil, I'm going to show you just how evil I can be when I'm drunk." I look back and see her down another beer. "We're going to have some fun of our own."

"Crap." I go to make a run for it only to get lifted off the ground and set onto her back.

"Hang on!" she starts to gallop towards the Inn and caught in the spur of the moment I grab the only thing I can to keep hold. "Oh, my you're being very forward."

"Slow down!" we enter the Inn and I hop off her back, the Inn keep hands me the room keys and before I can grab them Selia takes them and drags me to the room, it isn't until the next morning that I feel like I just got done riding a bucking bronco. "Just so you know I can't feel my legs at the moment." I tell her.

"Don't worry about it I'll carry you home and we can relax there, we going to have to get a bigger place though." Knowing what she's talking about I just sigh and rub her cheek.

"I Know."