Thread:AlphaTheHD/@comment-32049193-20170519221930/@comment-29564364-20170520001525

Omega: Who?

Alpha: You don't remember Saitama?

Omega: No, not really. Description.

Alpha: That bald man with a yellow outfit, a white cape, red gloves that I was fighting when you butted in and ruined everything.

Omega: Oh, yeah! You mean Egg Head!

Alpha: Yes, him. What do you think?

Omega: Egg Head.

Alpha: What?

Omega: "Egg Head" is what I think of him.

Alpha: You're not even making any sense.

Omega: Have you ever tried fighting an egg?

Alpha: What is that kind of question? Of course, I haven't!

Omega: And why's that?

Alpha: Because eggs don't move.

Omega: No, it's because eggs are too frail. They break at the slightest pressure and represent no challenge whatsoever. Now imagine that one day, you hear of an egg hard as steel and heavy as a truck.

Alpha: This is getting weirder and weirder...

Omega: Curious about it and with sky high expectations, you travel around the whole world searching of that egg and when you finally find and test it for yourself, you realize it was just a normal egg that's five grams heavier then average.

Alpha: Can you just cut to the chase?

Omega: Egg Head is that egg.

Alpha: Oh... You could have just skipped the whole analogy and said that he disappointed you.

Omega: "Disappointed"?! "Disappointed" is a huge understatement! He could have at least withstood a single hit, but no! Just like every other eggs, it only took a little shock for his shell to crack! It was just another Goku or Superman. People keep saying "They are the strongest! No one can beat them! They are so awesome!" and blah blah blah, but when I try and challenge them, it takes nothing more than a breeze to kill them! You know what I call that? It's false advertising! I should be refunded the time I lost with them.

Alpha: Is your rant over?

Omega: Yes...