Talk:Ittan-momen/@comment-26948680-20160423225008

First WWYD :)

You own a small clothing store. One day a Ittan-momen enters your store she looks at you waves pulls out a small Zipangu to (your country's language) phrase book and says "I will not buy this record it is scratched?" She looks around notices the pile of clothing and nods saying what you recognise as Zipangu for yes. She moves to the counter, looks into her phrase book again and says "my hovercraft is full of eels" when you don't respond she mimes sowing and says "my HOVERCRAFT is full of EELS". You point her to the sowing section and she browses for a while. Eventually she Returns to the counter with a basket full of threads and needles before checking her phrase book and asking "if I said you had an attractive body would you hold it against me?" You look at the phrase book to see that it was written by the loon obsessed with ducks down the street.

What do you do?