User blog:Smiggish/Goodbye Monster Utters Catalog!

Hey there mods! I bet you guys are the only ones who are gonna see this. But yes, I am back on a site where haven't been active in 5 weeks just to say I'm leaving, what a marvelous indie game ending. That aside I just need to put out that neither words nor subliminal movements just cannot fully replicate how done I am right now. I am fully aware that I am about to rant on a subject that dulls in comparison with the shit that is commonly discussed in this wiki community which may or may not include: anal fisting the Chupacabra in a skin tight jumpsuit, giving Dracula an enama, plucking sasquatch's puibic hairs, getting nailed by the jersey devil's nine inch cock, forcing Godzilla to sit on top of the empire state building, or anything else that will cause Loren Coleman to shrivel into a fetal position and DIE. Yet you sound people probably know what it is. By now we have all gathered here to see Kenkou Cross's new BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC,  AND BREATH-TAKING NEW ADDITION of his hyper sexualized female creatures that exist solely to suck dick.....and probably eat you afterwards (hey it's like Vegas but with magic)? To say the least, it made my eyeballs peel out like a sedan on an ice hockey ring. I was not impressed with what I have witnessed. This artist is by no means getting into the renaissance VIP section of the Vatican's New years eve party, yet I enjoy some of his designs. I usually ignore the 50 shades of grey inspired descriptions that are stapled on these girls, you can just read their basic info on the top right and know everything you need to now about them. Digressing aside, every time OL KENNY gets the sheer audacity to draw up a lolicon themed Monster girl along with the frightening clarification that they too must SUK YA DIK FER A DALLA, I just ignore them. I have been continually glancing over these abominations ever since I came across this site. However like with most people the line has to be drawn somewhere. As you can probably guess, it has been dashed over. I bet Oingo Boingo would approve of this one but naw, not me, no thanks. In all honesty, why the hell does it look like a baby? Has Japan come to this point? Will the social acceptance of lusting the under age be able to evolve further over there? But oh golly it gets better, as mentioned above we are yet to hear about how it FORNICATES. GEEEEE WILLIKERS BATMAN! But why stop here? How about a big rusty sign in every corner in Tokyo that says IT'S ALLOWED along with a finger pointing to the Coppertone girl's ass, just go the extra mile Japan I know you can do it! But all the thanks has to go to Mr. Ken for whipping up that masterpiece, I bet when he's not sitting on his ass making money from this he rolls his skinny bones right over to the daycare center looking for his next date. So now that you know why I am leaving, feel free to do what you wish to this account. Shit on my wall, reply with much flaming and teenage neckbeard angst, or ban me I really don't care at this point. I just have to prove that I am a human being, and as such I have a need to adapt and change, so farewell DND trafficers, I hope you enjoy your Serbian film Monster waifus.

SMIGGISH IS OUT!