Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160923181417

You are the mayor of a large town that is surrounded by a stone wall.

One day, a poster with a picture of a Hellhound on it appears on a building. It gets taken down quickly, but soon more begin to appear around the town. The posters seem to appear faster than they are removed.

This continues throughout the week until one night, you find the townspeople standing outside of your home. You head outside to see what's wrong, and your assistant steps forward.

"Hellhounds have surrounded the town, but some of our people have come forward with suggestions on how to deal with them," he says.

People begin to call out suggestions. One person suggests catapulting onions at them, another recommends making them drink lots of beer to get them to pass out, another person has the idea of playing an extremely annoying song to get them to leave, and someone else says that the town should be pushed somewhere else.

You are interrupted when you see a gigantic Hellhound place her arms on the large wooden gate and say, "You folks do realize that you don't have long in there right? Once we get in, it's mating season!"

What Would You Do?

(This is based off of another WWYD I created a few months ago called The Wild Rabbit Problem.) 