Talk:Cursed Sword/@comment-25619592-20160412072512/@comment-27833242-20160412151927

"Sanji... who the hell is this woman!?" My comrade in arms stares at me, his eyes full of confusion as I back up. "She calls you darling, but you have not had a woman since that girlfriend over twelve m... Mother of the Chief Gods.This is.... this girl is...!"

"OUT OF MY WAY!" With a yelp, I dash down one alley way, as behind me, I can hear the Cursed Sword, Sally, growing closer with each breath. "AHHHH! Nooooot agaaaaain! I need to remember how to do the sword swing step! Ok, pull out the sword from the sheathe, an-"

"USE ME AS YOUR SWORD!" Pinned by her thighs, I feel Sally grab my belt and rip it off with her sword arm. The next several days are... interesting, involving lots of sword-based sex.