Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-58.8.153.16-20160220092444/@comment-58.8.153.88-20160322155505

"She was so deadly in fact that her enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!"

Werecat Assassin: MY EYES!

Lizard Girl Warrior: SHE'S TOO AWESOME!

Young Boy: And attractive!

Innkeeper: How can we repay you?

Ren Xiongmao: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

''One hundred Demon Lord's troops appear and surround the warrior. The entire bar swells, packed to the rafters with mamonos. The roof explodes and the warrior with a cloud of mamonos erupts into the sky. Like a tornado, the warrior twists and kicks them away rapidly.''

Ren Xiongmao: KABLOOEY!

"It mattered not how many foes she faced. They were no match for her bodacity."

''Two groups of thousands of foes leap at the warrior while in the air, but with a single flashy move she sends them flying. The beaten beast-girl plummet into the lake like rain as the warrior treks back across the bridge.''

"Never before had a panda-girl been so feared... and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of Mist Continent, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master."

A Jinko, Kakuen, Shiroheibi, Harpy and Mantis leap down from the Jade Palace, land in front of the warrior, and bow respectfully, before flanking in positions on both sides of him.

Kakuen: We should hang out.

Ren Xiongmao: Agree.

"But hanging out would have to wait. Cause when you're facing the Druella's battalion and her Seven Evil Handmaidens from Lescatie... there's only one thing that matters. And that's--"

Madame Ping (Harpy): Lianhua! get up! You'll be late for work!

Lianhua (Ren Xiongmao): Huh? Right...(sigh) Comming, Mom! I'm coming!