Talk:Zombie/@comment-29435884-20170812083723

Gentlemen, fuck the zombie. now you may be thinking, but she's an idiot, why would I do that? well only by generously supplying her with spirit energy can a beautiful wight be born. A wight who may go on to be a doctor, a scientist, a writer of trashy paperback smut novels....ahem. Anyway, zombie sex. Good for society, good for you.

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