Talk:Jabberwock/@comment-186.213.58.4-20150906031922/@comment-74.211.29.33-20151225045917

...I do not use the collar. I go to my Jabberwock wife, tell her about the collar, and put it in her "collection", which is pretty much a LOT of sexual items. My best friend (with benefits), Carol the Mad Hatter, yells from the living room. " Shaden, come out here and play chess with me! The winner gets a blowjob from the loser!" She is unofficially my other wife, and IDK why I haven't officially married her yet. My wife sighs and lays down on the bed, taking a nap, and I go play chess with Carol.