User blog comment:VictressAgilis/Got Puns?/@comment-33051674-20170916121401

Nice and interesting puns I read up here, what do you think of the following?

The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

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