Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20161120150543/@comment-26376061-20161122073752

I grab the laser pointer, and put the dot right between the Sphinx's eyes. "Hey, where'd that weird dot g-" She is immediately tackled by a wave of fluff. "Ha, sorry, but I'm not interested in pussycat...well, pussy. ...oh yeah, Morgan's gonna kill you for getting cat fur everywhere." Speak of the devil, and she'll appear with BDSM gear. "Master, I'm home. I got the ingredients for dinner, and a little something for desser-..." I hear the door open, my Kikimora maid's cheerful voice filling the air before suddenly fading to nothing. I look back at her. Her eyes are flat, dead and emotionless, a small frown forming on her face as she takes in the mass of furry flesh that is the catgirls, and the hair they left in their quest to get the shiny red dot. "...I worked...so hard...swept, mopped, dusted, I practically sterilized the living room...and you FUCKING BEASTS RUINED EVERYTHING!" ...shit.

Morgan's broom is in her hands instantly, a swing connecting with the Jinko's head with enough force to knock her out cold, the wood almost shattering from the impact. The fight stops as the room goes dead silent. The Cheshire's eyes widen as the maid, now smiling softly, turns to her. "...you're getting fur on the rug. It takes ages to clean that." The bristles collide with the Cheshire's chest, throwing her across the room as the broom finally shatters. Morgan pulls out a feather duster, advancing on the Cait Sith. "The curtains are not fucking scratching posts." She shoves the small cleaning implement into the Cait's mouth, grabbing her by the tail and slamming her into the Werecat. "...Now, please leave before I get the mop." The ones still conscious flee, dragging the unconscious Jinko behind them.

"...how did I forget my maid is a hidden badass?" I simply stand there dumbfounded, the words falling from my lips as I mentally replay what the fuck just happened. "Master, I'll have dinner ready in a minute. In the meantime, can you go get my feather duster back?" I slowly nod, and walk out, still shocked.