Talk:Kikimora/@comment-26376061-20170606044757/@comment-29435884-20170606111015

Time to bring the A game to the table. Master (bless him) is a simple man with simple tastes, I can work with this.

"Hey Master, I've got a cold one ready for ya, Your smokes are on the table, steak for tea, it'll be ready in an hour." One shocked shoggoth, check. Master drooling, check. Time for the killing blow. "Steak with....all the condiments." I add while making it as obvious as possible that I'm actually saying 'you're getting a blowjob out of this.'

Top that you slimy bitch.