Thread:SCORNFUL1/@comment-26288702-20171027133154/@comment-26288702-20171027183132

Wow. Didn't know my being a generous host and relatively jolly person for a moment was such a world breaking situation. Sorry to have brought about this strange and disturbing occurrence. I shall posthaste return to my dark, brooding, cynical ways. That or I could revert to a conniving, arrogant, warmongering, malevolent self and partake in all manner of vicious activities and stereotypical Vampire things.

Which honestly blows a big one sense Vampires are universally destroyed as a movie monster and are now propped up as wet dreams for teenagers and desperate housewives. Often I walk in a depressed fashion and the mutt says, "Hey Armata, why are so glum?" And then I say, "Well mutt, nobody fears Vampires anymore. Everybody either sees us as wet dreams for teenagers and desperate housewives. I miss the good old days when we could rip a person's throats out and mean something. It would scare people and I would laugh."

Then he would be all, "There, there Armata. You know what always cheers me up? Alcohol and my wives. Especially Cyndwella and all her gothic goodness." FYI: Hound loves punk and goth girls. Now that we got that out of the way, I want nachos.