Thread:BTR180/@comment-27550231-20180421042123/@comment-28358106-20180517134600

If a girl says she likes you but "needs time to decide" she's a gutterslut who has her fingers in about a half dozen guys.

Dont eat tide pods without cooking them first. Carry a sword at all times. And if somebody generously offers you all the answers to your next physics exam, it's probably Asmodeus and you should stab them because they'll ask for your soul in return.