Talk:March Hare/@comment-25725102-20160101032738

Random Encounter with a March Hare

Oh, hi. Um... ...how's it...h-how you doin'?

"How do I do it? Wanna find out firsthand?"

What, huh?! No, I'm just wondering how things are goin' for ya.

"How things go in me? Simple~ I have a special place down here~"

No, no! I'm asking you how your day's been! This is getting weird!

"Sure, we can get weird, let's get weird; What's your fetish~?"

MISS! You're gettin' WAY outta hand!

"Ooh~ where do you wanna put your hands~?"

... ...You're screwing with me on purpose, aren't you?

"Of course I'm gonna screw you on purpose~! You can't have sex accidentally, silly~!"