Talk:Dragon/@comment-36250700-20190523124626/@comment-27950421-20190818213351

What? You think a dragon is gonna come running just because you have something shiny? Please.

This is a dragon not some dimwitted magpie harpy who's gonna swoop down over a piece of tinfoil! These girls can spot the difference between real diamonds and a piece of glass from miles away. You need gold, gems, riches. And not some chump change either. Enough to actually be worth a "Ruler of the Earths" time. And you best be preparing yourself too! You think a dragon is gonna want some schlub just because he brought her some cash? Uh uh, they don't sell themselves like some impoverished march hare, buddy. If you want to be her prized treasure, you need to be worth treasuing, you know what I'm saying?