User blog:Knuckles213/Orc WWYD response post

This is my response post to Orc WWYD made by Carthois ''You are in a relatively small cabaret and enjoying the scene. You try to flag down a drink for the night and happen to be finding yourself stunned by the appearance of a curvy Orc in a skin tight, revealing latex suit and high heels. She is quivering from embarrassment and can barely hold the tray of drinks up. "S-sir...you ordered a drink?''

''What would you do? ''

-Carthois 

My response:

My Response

“Yes, I ordered a drink. I ordered ice cream soda.”

“O….ok.” she nervously says back to me

As she was trying to serve me my drink, I took noticed that she was really cute and sexually attractive, but quivering from just trying to do her job in skimpy outfit. Just before she was able to set the drink on the table, the drink accidently slips from her hand a hits the table and the liquid contents of the drink shoots up only to whip my eyes like a slave on a hot summer day.

“Ahh!” “Ahh!” “My EYES!”

With my eyes slightly closed and in pain from irritation, my body quickly responds by jolting upwards from my seat with seconds afterwards losing my balance, forcing me to stumble over whaling my arms all over like a windmill as the Orc waitress apologizes to me “SORRY! SORRY! I’M SO SORRY” she tells me while bowing her head.

As I was falling over my hand accidently lands on spoon that was in some lanky looking guy’s mash potatoes, the spoon launches off his plate doing 360 summersaults only to smack a burly sized man sitting at the bar in the back of the head getting potato gunk stuck in his hair. The man turns around to notices that the food came from the lanky guy’s plate and grabs his glass mug he was drinking from and chucks it at the lanky guy only for him to duck the mug. The mug over shoots past him only to hit another muscular guy in the back of the head shattering the mug.

The Muscular guy yells outs “AYE YO WHAT THE FAUCK!” then turns around and notice notices a group of thug-like ruffians laughing at their table. A random waiter walks by, he grabs him, lifts him up, throws him like a flailing Javelin, he flies and crashes on table of a group of thug-like ruffians, breaking the table and knocking their food and drinks to the ground.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“What the hell! Our food! AYE YOU GOT A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING!?” the one of thug looking ruffian guy yell out at that Muscular guy.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“AND…..WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT THROW ANOTHER GLASS AT MY HEAD!” the Muscular guy yells back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">The group of ruffians scratch their heads baffled at what the guy was saying.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Get this asswipe!” One of the uglier ruffians yelled

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">Muscular guys crew isn’t having any of that shit and then a bar fight breaks out with everyone throwing fists and bows breaking tables and property.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">I’m still on the floor with my eyes stinging from the spilled drink watching all this go down. The Orc woman kneels down next to me to apologize even more.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“You’re still apologizing to me!? I’m in pain!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to cause all of this.” She says to me in tears while apologizing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">*BAP* *BIFF* *PUNCH* *CRUNCH* *KICK* *WAP* (sounds of everyone beating the crap out of one another around us)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Look! Don’t worry about it, just get to somewhere safe.” I tell her out of concerned for her safety

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">*WAP!* I punched someone that was behind her trying to grab her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“But….. there must be some way I can make it up to you?” she says in a concerned tone ignoring the fact that punched a guy in the face that was behind her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">*KICK* the orc kicks a random lamia upside her face that was in mid-air trying to pounce me for free sex and I keep my composure.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Can you escape?” I said while still on the ground then proceeded to kick a midget sized guy in his nuts as he had a chair in his hands trying to smack me with it. Me and the orc played it off casually as if nothing happen.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“No…..not in this dress, I’m not very agile.” She tells me in an innocent voice then proceeds to commit a spinning round house hi-jump kick while yelling out “AH TA!” on the jaw of a sex crazed holstaur running full speed at me with her arms out trying to hug me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Dang……that’s not good….hmm…. wait I know.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">An eccentric devil bug comes from behind me and hugs me from the back. The Orc woman blindsides the eccentric devil bug in the face giving her a black eye, she falls off of me and over roll over and starts seeing stars, I keep my composure.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Do you have plan?” she asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Yes.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">Through the mitts of bar calamity taking place, I wrap my arm around the busty, curvaceous Orc’s waist and lift her up and carried her off out the front door ducking and dodging all the flying bodies and projectiles in site. We managed to get to a quiet spot outside of the bar so that we could rest from the unfortunate event.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">*Pant* *Pant*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Well…were out of that hot mess, oh…..sorry that your nice work attire got scuffed up.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“It’s ok, I did spill your drink and causes to you pain.” She tells me in a cute concern tone.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“That’s twice now that I’ve caused you pain and you’ve been kind to me.” She adds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Ahh…don’t mention it, I’m use to stuff happening to me, so don’t worry about it too much.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I promise I’ll pay you back for your kindness.” She tell me with determination in her eyes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Ok…if you say so. Well I better get going then, I’m tired.” I tell her and start to walk off

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Wait!” she calls out to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">I turn back around to look at her “Yea, what’s up? Do you need anything?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I figure out how I can repay you.” She tells me with glee in her eyes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Huh…..how?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">With one quick leap she quickly wraps her arms around me and locks my lips with hers, kissing and sucking away as if her life depended on it; I provide no resistance and went along with it. She pulls her head back just to inform me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I know a great way of repaying you.”   She tells me while smiling

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“By a surprise make out session late at night?” I said sarcastically

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Well that’s part of it, but I’ve decided that the best way to pay you back is to have your children, you’ll be my husband.” She said without any hesitation and smile.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">My face then became mortified from the idea of marriage.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Huh!......uhhh…..what?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“You husband…..me wife….lots of children…..happy family.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Um listen….I……” I was interrupt by her death glare and the tightness of her grip around my neck.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I saw you ogling at me in my work attire, take responsibility for your actions!” she tells me in sinister tone.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Ok……..” (Help!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Great…..mother has been wondering when I’d would finally find a man. I’ll introduce you to her tomorrow as my husband.” She tells holding no punches

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Umm…….what ever happen to the idea of first date?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“This is our first date deer…we still have to finish it though.” She tells me energetically

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">She then smack and grabs a hand full of my ass check then picks me up in princess carrying mode and starts to sprint, in heels, to the nearest love hotel where we spent hours in countless sex.