Talk:Hakutaku/@comment-26948101-20160620214232

"Dear Hakutaku-sensei

I love my Rattler Lamia waifu dearly, but it seems as though we spend most of our free time sitting in front of the TV watching her telenovelas or Super Sabado Gigante.

While I value the time we spend together, I would like it if we could go out more often. However, whenever I suggest we go out anywhere, she 'accidentally' bites me on the crotch and then coils herself around me before 'sucking out the venom' (I'm told her venom has similar effects on the human body as Girtablilu venom).

While this can be pretty awesome in and of itself, the five hours of telenovelas, game shows and infomercials I have to sit through as she's wrapped around me could be better spent. What should I do?

Sincerely- Perplexed in Prescott

P.S. This behavior intensifies once it's time to shed her skin"