User blog:Serraxas/What Do?- March Hare Edition.

The question-

If you could say something that would normally hurt a girl's feelings, or something brutal and violent, to a March Hare, what would you say? And what would the March Mare misinterpret it as?-Themasterofantics

My answer-

"Back off, you crazy girl!"

"Back me up against the wall and get me off, you crazy girl!"

"Anything for you, my love!" (pins me against the wall and gives me the best handjob of my life)

"If you come over here, I'll fill you with 12 inches of cold steel from my sword."

"If you come over here, I'll fill you with 12 inches of hot meat from my pork sword."

"My, someone's being forward today..." (tackles me, batting my sword out of my hand, before riding me like a thoroughbred racehorse)