User blog:Ronchellster/WDYD Answer - Jub Jub

I look at this creature in front of me that looks like a cross between 12 year old girl, pink chicken and bitch in heat. I would not mind to pack a partner for the night, but the harpies ... how can I say? Always made me feel like a story villain, witches too, but that's beside the point.

I wonder how I dispense with the girl. I passed a hand over her shoulder was surprised at how much her feathers were soft.

- What do you do to let your feathers so soft? - I ask surprised.

- My feathers? - She stops to think a little, I think. - All Jub Jub has feathers so it is good to Hug Hug. - I do not know if she said it as a joke or not.

That's when an idea occurred to me. I try the pocket background and show her a bullet chocolate I've been guarding.

- Do you know what this is? - I ask her. Jub Jub The look for the chocolate candy with interest. - It is a special sweet that enhances sexual pleasure 1,000 times more.

Jub Jub The watered as if they ate the day, and was so ... fluid coming out of her legs that I almost thought she was peeing. Believe me, it's more disgusting than it sounds.

- You want? - Ask her. She nodded. - So go get.

That said, pretend to throw the bullet chocolate and Jub Jub to continue until the end of the street. Dissem that harpies have bird's brain, in the case of Jub Jub, that's true.

With the inconvenience I go away quietly within the establishment. The place reeks of cheap incense and rotten fish. I had to walk most of the time with my blocked nose. Just as I expected, I had many Jub Jub serving the customers, so that not bother me. Several feathers were scattered on the floor, with nothing to use as a bag I took off my shirt and used it to guard so many feathers as possible.

If you ignore the smell, you will realize that it is very easy to take the penalties, these harpies lose more feathers in a day than a man loses by one week. After getting hundreds of feathers, left the same place where I entered.

Hours later, at my house, I put my idea into practice. Put all the feathers in a pillow pillowcase then sleep with it.

The next morning, I wake up feeling refreshed. I knew that a pillow with feather Jub Jub would be comfortable, but I had no idea.

Six weeks later, I heard of a count who had severe sleep problems. I offered him the pillow, for incredible as it may seem, cured his insomnia. He was so grateful that offered me 15,000 gold coins and an old mansion in the forest.

With the great success of Jub Jub pillow feathers I started to do more to sell to other interested noble. The idea was not that good, there were not many who were interested, I sell only eight units by 2000 will 3000 each and two for a significantly higher arrested: one for a lady who was suffering from severe pain in the neck and so urgently needed one of my pillows and agreed to pay three times, the other was a young man who was getting married and wanted to give the gift pillow his wife, because of the urgency he promised me give you 5000 coins and gold, despite only having received a 4200 but I will not complain. The surplus feathers I sold an alchemist.

Later I moved the city and started an import-export business that earned me a lot of money. At 40 I retired and moved to my property in the forest, the mansion that I won with my first sale and I gave myself the trouble to reform.

One day while walking around town I came across a Jub Jub stirring in the trash.

- What are you doing? - I asked curiously.

- Looking for a piece of chocolate that will leave more up up when I fup fup.

That day I became aware of how much a Jub Jub can be dumb. Otherwise not spend years looking for a chocolate.