Talk:Mershark/@comment-27950421-20170215141122/@comment-27800590-20170221060926

I wait another few seconds before I grab the rope nearby and give it several tugs. I'm pulled up onto the boat before the sharks can get me. With a smile I hand the rope to anyone who wants to challenge my record for longest mershark taunt. After what happened to the last new blood who tried, no one bothers, I collect my money from the bets and silently thank my mershark wife and her friends.