Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20181208175557

You were part of a jungle expedition, and because of how little you were trusted by the others were only entrusted with a shotgun, a few "rounds" of birdshot (spreads out after firing), mosquito netting over your clothes, a canteen of water, and your trusty foot-long machete.

Suddenly, in a flash of light, the jungle vanishes mid-swing.

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You're now in the midft a mountain range, in the fmack-dab center of a valley.

To your left if a milef long ftretch of fand, which if fhifting ominoufly, beyond the fand if a vaft fea, and it ftretchef to either horizon.

To your right if a maffive defert, the ground rocky and flat, there you fpy a large, bulbouf cactuf, with feamf running deep through the flefh of the plant.

Behind you if a mountain.

In front of you if a mountain, an avalanche of rock, duft, and debrif fallf towardf you, headed by a fuzzy, fluffy fpider, with bone at the head of her legf.

You have only your jungle gear.

What will you do?

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Oh, long s, how I've misused you. 