User blog comment:ArmInAss/Famous Last Words..../@comment-98.93.246.203-20140907082906

(Staring down a large colony of Khepri) Well I'd say "fuck me" but that's already on everyone's agenda for today. Thing is, you can't do me if you can't catch me. (I take off like a mad man trying to find the exit only to encounter an Apophis and a Pharaoh fighting each other. Within moments, both of them noticed me and became deadlocked in a race to claim me as the "prize.") Well isn't this lovely, escape an imment orgy, walk into a imment threesome with two powerhouses of the desert. So much for my horoscope saying is my lucky color of the day. I'm going to exchange some choice words with the horoscope writer if I survive this.

(As I come out of my train of thought, I see that I am utterly surrounded my Mummies, Sphinxes, Anubi, Girtabiliu, the Khepri from earlier and of course the pharaoh and Apophis) I take back what I said earlier. Now I'm royally fucked. Oh well, (pulls out a large bottle containing a drink and a syringe contaning concentrated demonic energy generated from a Lilim. The drink being a cocktail of Alaurane nectar, Honeybee Honey, and Holstaurus Milk.). I suppose it's fitting, seeing as I was saving these as for a "final hurrah" situation. That said, I couldn't ask for a grander ending to a grand adventure. (I drink the bottle to the last drop and subsequently inject myself with the loaded syringe. The end result putting myself on a level that rivaled men who were incubized by Jabberwocks in terms of energy and "aggression". Then I turn to the group of desert mamono.) All right then ladies, time to show you my hometown's definition of "royally fucked." Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (I leap into the heart of the crowd right where the Pharaoh and Apophis is.)

I wake up three days later, still in the desert ruins. Only, I find myself resting in what appears to be a bed for the royality of the ruins' era. And.......

(I'll leave the ending to this scenario up to you, the viewers, to decide. I look forward to reading any comments you post about it. Also, I read the other comments posted here and I confess that I was quite entertained.)