Talk:Chief God/@comment-25311645-20141229003653/@comment-25035274-20150108171308

Good times. Goooooood times.

Any who, my two cents ('cause it's been a while since I've thrown any money in the pot; also, it is only going to be about two cents simply because this thread is so damned long and I don't have time to read every bit of it):

My personal theory, based on absolutely nothing concrete and largely stemming from playing through MGQ, which I realize is actually a completely unrelated universe, is that the Chief God is just plain nutter-butters. She's not doing it For Great Justice! She's not doing it to Better The World. She's not doing it for The Greater Good. She's doing it, plain and simple, for T3h Lulz.

The Chief God, and those gods who remain aligned with her, is/are a jealous God(s), and she's simply trying to hoard power to keep humanity from getting too big for their breeches, and because she just doesn't like monsters.

...Ok, yes, I realize she's really just the New Kid and that she didn't set the system in motion. I realize that maaaaaaaaybe she doesn't even know the reasoning behind the system. Maybe it's the former Chief God who was the Evil Bitch From Beyond Time and Space. But! But. The current Chief God is guilty of perpetuating a horrific, broken system that takes in good people and spits out mangled corpses.

And yes, the Demon Lord totally should be running haxx on Reality. Why? 'cuz why not? Worst case scenario, you get Wonderland on a Global scale.

...Ok, actually that's not true. Worst case scenario, it inadvertantly sets loose the horrors locked away in the Deep Seas, who then proceed to rape the shit out of the world.

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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate! Yog-Sothoth is the gate! Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate! Past, present, future; all are one in Yog-Sothoth! He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again! He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread!