Talk:Kobold/@comment-27950421-20161006184718/@comment-30700719-20161223005111

(Grabs giant slab of steak) "Who wants a steak? Eh? Go get it!" I throw the steak over a hill, but the Kobolds don't move. Instead, they look at me and start licking their lips. "No! Bad dog! No! Heel! Heeeellll!" I start running and end up in a town. I go to the butcher's shop and dive into a pile of meat.

Two days later, I clean myself up, and when I walk out the door, there are the Kobolds, waiting outside the shop because there is a 'No Dogs Allowed' sign outside.