Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28027028-20190424125224/@comment-38232361-20190504075512

Baphy: DAD! WHAT THE HELL! I'M STILL RENTING THIS HOUSE!

Demon: That's depressing.

Baphy: And it happened a few months ago, seized up after eating three boxes of thin mints. I didn't tell you because I knew you would freak out about it, which you clearly have!

Yeti: *mutters* At least people like me...

Elf: *mutters* Tch! Wannabe edge lord! I'll give you something to chuckle about alright!

Holstaur: Shhhhh! Ehehehe...

Succubus: I wasn't bagging on hers, I'm just saying almost all religions despise my kind, and those who don't are usually too clingy or only want someone to pass around at a swingers party.

Dark Priest: You think I'm clingy?

Ocelomeh: What? A human sacrifice is a human sacrifice is a human sacrifice! And virgins are much more valuble offerings to dieties who demand sacrifices! I'm sure your cult knows all about the importance of virgins in ritual offerings!

Mershark


 * sees documentary about magnets used to repel sharks* *holds up magnet to Mershark*