Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-134.88.255.66-20190221210503/@comment-36855838-20190304201941

Okay, a dragon, I've done this before, wait for a fire breath, then attack from behind.

She charges, and I dodge, my quilted armor and leather shoes lght enough for fancy footwork.

A few more stumbling swipes and close dodges later, and they leap back, to the top of a gold pile, their wings kicking up a mighty gale.

The right head opens wide, her teeth suddenly like daggers, and begins inhaling furiously, their belly swells outward, and then their chest.

This is my chance!

I dash to the right, towards her other head, and around to the back, scrambling up the pile behind them, ready to land a fatal blow-

THWACK

Their tail bats me aside, and I tumble dwown the gold pile, finally cming to rest against another one.

Both heads roar in triumph, gouts of fire carving molten hunks of rock from the roof of the cavern.

I sit, helpless.

If having two heads allows them to overcome the firebreath reflex, then they have no weakness!

They take their time crawling down the mountain of gold to me, relishing my quickening breath, and, if their hearing is good, the rapid beat of my heart.

I raise my dagger, arm trembling, but they bat it aside, lika a cat would her ball of yarn.

I lay back, waiting for them to put their mouths on me, to try to frighten me, dragons love to toy with their mates, after all.

Sure enough, a claw begins tapping on my helmet.

"Should we claw his scalp, sister?"

I feel hot breath in the crook of my neck and my head, her lips touch my flesh, and then the hint of teeth.

"I was thinking we take a nip of his throat, sister."

I shiver, terrified, despite myself, their performance was top-notch.

A rough tongue, lapping at my neck, and trailing up, then two at my cheeks.

My eyes are still tight shut.

"He's absolutely-" sssthlp "-delectable, sister."

I reach for their back, eager to end the courting ritual, their breath is stifling, and being licked is unbearable.

I embrace them, as tight as possible, shoving a towering erection against their soft belly.

The licking stops immediately.

And then, well, I'm sure you know the rest, daughter.