Talk:Dwarf/@comment-26115871-20151116192059/@comment-28180791-20160414220744

I look down at her, "Hey, ask and you shall recieve."

She looks up at me a little surprised and slightly embarressed. "Really!? It's just......I'm just so little, I could practically fit into your pocket. Wouldn't you rather date a more curvy girl like a Lamia or a Mermaid?" I start to blush slightly "Well, I guess I'm just a sucker for cute little lolis like you."

Her face turnes a crimson red, giving me a slight shove ''"You stupid, sweet-talking lolicon. I suppose I could give you a try, if you pay for my drinks." ''I dead-pan "*sigh* Alright, I will. By the way, my name is Donvia, but you can call me Donny. Now can I get your name?"

She pulls herself up to stand on the bar, looking me directly in the eyes. "I am Sandrobena Jademane, tenth generation blacksmith of the Jademane Clan." she states proudly. I sweatdrop, "Okay, one: Can you tone back on the cockiness, please? And two: Can I call you Sandy for short?"

She looks down and twiddles her thumbs a little "O-okay, Donny." She grabs her bottle of whiskey and starts chugging it. I stare in shock at how well she can hold her whiskey. When she finishes, she shatters the bottle over her head. Again, I stare at her in awe that she hasn't been knocked out after drinking a full bottle of whiskey, let alone breaking it over her head.

"You better have a lot of gold coins on you, because I can hold a loooot of alcohol. And when we leave, we're going to your place for some fun. <3" 

Again, I sweatdrop. There goes my plan of getting that new spellbook I wanted.