User blog:Emperor of mankind 22/the ss and monster



On August 3,1945.

The SS paranormal division disovered an artifact codenamed the Multiversal Cube. With this devise,German scientists were able to go where no man has gone before....Space.

A base on the moon was erected to transport 800.000 german soldiers and await the signal for a global invasion, but for this to work, Adolf Hitler was killed by his own bodyguards, for too long his strategies faild, his country suffered and his armies were undersupplied but no more.The remaining german generals with the help of the newly dicovered artifact were able to rebuild Germany and within the next 10 years conquered the world.Not to inslave it, but to build a better humanity, and with the artifact mankind was able to reach and colonise the stars beyond our solar system. but the soveit union was still kicking with only a few hideouts left the germans have come a long way.

POW POW POW

gunshots and shells signal the start of a battle on the eastern front,two SS officers fritz and hanz rally any available Wehrmacht soldiers and vechiels for one last charge on the Russian lines.

Fritz: panzers target that t 34 on the ridge Hanz I want you to bring the soldiers you have and flank the East I will take the west keep to cover and don't let that sniper see you. Hanz: yes commandant!

everything seemed to go well,the Germans where bieng bogged down by machingun fire and anti tank grenades but atleast they had armour support.just when the officers were about to call a retreat something unexpected happend.

A portal leading to the world of mge opned, the russians were closing in on the wermahct positions and fast, the two officers knew if they stayed here they would be dead and that came in many forms half of which would be too graphic to describe. Fritz was a gentle soul with his men and cared for humanity and them more so then he did himeself so he order them to board the SDK armoured trasnports with few Panzer 3 and 4 variants and headed strait for the portal. On the other side, two guards on a watch tower overlooking bree spotted a portal open which seemed to be spewing out fire and strange balisitic weapons but the strangest thing of all was the small army that came out of the portal.

WONDERLAND

CHAPETR 1

FRITZ: oh....my...head..where are we?

HANZ: I don't know italy perhaps?

FRITZ: even if it was italy I dont remeber thew villages looking this...well...primitive.

the officer pointed to a village in the distance, by the looks of it it dates back to the early industrial era, but that is not waht caused the germans to panic, what did however was the sight of strange hlaf lizard half woman creature beside the river that borders the village.

FRITZ: we should head to the town and try avoiding whatever that is, hopefuly they have food and amunition since we are running low and some fuel will be appreciated.

HANZ: very wll, troops mount your respective viechels and prepare to move out, we head for the village.

THE VILLAGE OF BREE

life was normal for the average bree villager, farm eat, sleep, wake up and sell crops and try their best to keep in line lest the guards come round for an early visit. yes everything was going smoothly until a guard spotted a strange formation of troops and metal beasts heading thier way from his watch tower, in a paniced run he hurred to his captain to warn him of the strange formation, the captain in turn order whatever guards that were within the are to mobalise and prepare for an assault.Meanwhile the small army was getting closer and closer until they were within firing rangeof the guards arrows when they stopped, one of the strange metal beasts that had waht looked like a canon on the top aproached the walls and out came from a small hatch a man wearing a black cap ad a black uniform with an armband with a strange symbol on it.

FRITZ: attention please, I am general fritz of the second panzer division and I would like to speack with your commanding officer.

the expressions on the guards turned from fear to confusion, nevertheless the cpatain headed the strange man's call.

I am captain Jim Bob of the garrison that protects this village, what do you need of me??

FRITZ: I have wounded men here and were are low on amunition and supplise, we would like you to grant us entrance into your vllage.

No! for all i know you could be heretics from the demon realm trying to take over this garrison and I  will not stand for it men fire arrow vollyes!!!

Soon arrows where raining down on the germans and with little cover the ony option left was to turn tail and find another rout home, but Fritz was having a more difficult time then the rest as his cap has been shot by a crossbow shot, for some reason he wished he never went into the portal. After the unfortunate turn of events back at the villag, Fritz had found a cave large enogh for his men who numberd less then 150 not including the armour which will have to be left outside the cave, night was beggening to fall and he did not want to be caught out with anything in this strange new world he pulled out a picture of earth from his pocket.Fritz wanted to be an astrounaught before the war started he was about to sleep when a familiar person approached him, can't sleep? said Hanz, no I was hust thinking about the war, what will happen to germany, to our families our comrades what will happen to us on this strange new world, Hanz couldn't say anything for he had no answer to his general's questions. I soppose we sould send out a search party first thing the mourning you know, to get the they lay of he land better and is possible find freindly villages preferbly ones without any guards around. I think your right, the captain mentioned something about heretics and a demon realm, I wonder what could it mean ? anyway we need rest, we have a big day tommorow.

CHAPTER TWO

TOY SOLDIERS MARCH TO VICTORY

The mourning was clear the sky was blue and the birds were singing, it was almost as if everything was alright....almost. Bring that panzer over here and you try to establish radio communications for all we know more soldiers could also be here. Fritz was giving orders to his men trying to establish a froward base and have a few huts and log house as barracks for his men, not far from the german base two pairs of eyes were watching with high intrest. Fritz boarded a tiger and lead his search party through a forest which for some reason many of it's trees had traces of claws on them and the dirt track was visibly disturbed.

What do you think ther lily? they don't look like usual order soldiers that pass  through here and they have this strange metal wagon with them, it looks scary. I don't know jasmin but whatever they are they look realy hot for order soldiers, let's go back to the village and inform the chief about this. The two lizerdmen hurried off back to thier village to ready a raiding party and capture these strange men.

ONE MILE SOUTH OF THE GERMAN BASE

Okay who fucked with the vodoo doll? and.........wait a minute....were not on afrika? how is that even possible, men it apears that we have hit a wall and we must break through it like good germans do, thqnkfully whatever that damned portal was, at least it had the decency to throw up our entire division so no complaints from so far, what are you saying soldier? we don't  have the lanzkruezer with us?.... MEN WE HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY AMERICAN PIG DOGS WHO STOLE OUR BELOVED EXPERIMENTAL DOOMSDAY WEAPON. FINED THEM BUT first, I see a base with what looks like a Panzer 4 so let's head there and see what our fellow germans have to say about this said Field Marshal Destructor and so the 25 elite panzer division was on it's way to crush the enimies of the fatherland.

MEANWHILE

Fuck! we are out of olives, so Fritz hows things?have your learned anything new from this world or are we still in the dark?. Permission to speack freely sir? Granted! Sir, we are stuck on a magical wondershit land with things that look like Einstines wet dream come realty, on top of that no long range communication systems at all, fuckall in the way of maps and intel and were short on ywo men. Well you do'nt have to be that harsh just...wait...were missing men? why in...of for the.....send a search party immediately.....and get me more hot coco while your at it. Yes si.. MARSHAL!!!!!!!! What is it ? It's....well... we have company. Outside the german encampment where what must have been no more than 5000 villagers and a few soldiers and by the looks of them and there rags that are a mockary of clothing something bad went down from where they came from. Stop right there in the namme of the Fuhrer and Marshal identify yourselves! Silance.......then, Please help us! the demons attacked our village we need help anything just please don't throw us out with those things.Who is your leader? A woman wearing have plate armour appeared from the crowd with a halo above her head and a faint goldon aura sorrounding her body.I am Lucy Brightwall Hero of Brightwall village and who might you be? The marshal stepped fourth and grabbed a mike and spoke. I am Field Marshal Destructor and the commanding officer of this base. Are you with th order or with the demons? the crowd started to back away at her final words. Sesing this reaction, the Marshal tried a more friendly approuch. I highly recommend that you acompany me to the comman bunker and if your asking are with the things that give nature the finger then no we arr not. With that lucy looked around thier base and found many crosses on the various metal carts and on thier flags which made her feel more comfortable.

BEGENINGS OF A NEW STATE

So Lucy, is there anything you mind telling us about this world? were kind of short on infortmation right now. Well this world was under the rule of the Chief God long ago, then a Demon lord apeared out of of nowehere. Now  this demon lord was a succubus and becuase of thatshe turned all the demons in to monster girls. Upon seeing this the Chief God sent a mighty hero to slay her. When the hero confonted her, he fell completley in love with her and became her huband. The Chief God upon hearing this decided to take things into her own hands but was defeated. Now she sends heroes out to deafet but so far none have survived the demonic energy and the male human population is depleting fast.

Silence.........................WTF Marshall we can't let this happen these perople need our help! don't worry general Fritz they will be helped by us, I have and idea tell Hanz to asseble all the soldiers in the courtyard, I Speach to make. Soldiers of the Heer, I have gathered you here today to tell you now that it is unlikley that we will returen home, however these good require our help and you will give your best to do so. I have spocken with Lucy as well as other officers and we have decided to make a new state!!!!. Cheers and praises are made from the soldiers nad villagers, the road ahead will be tough and dangeruse but our heroes will try thier damned best to help thses people, if it's the last thing they do.

What should we name the new state general? Urmmm..... how about the Germanian Fourth Reich! Exellent!! next we have to come up with a new flag and....Hanz was cut off by Fritz who shoved a painting in his face. I was working on it all night, what do you think? the painting depectid an eagel similar to the ine used by the nazi reigime back on earth only this one had the eagel stand on a planet instead of a swastika. Great! now we have to think of a layout for the city were building here,I have introduced the builders to the concept of skyscrapers and appartment blocks and they think it's wonderful.

THE EMPEROR WORKS IN STRANGE WAYS

It has been 30 years since the Germans arrived on this world, and since that tim



e mankind has grown to ever greater hights thanks to the rapid evolution of technology as well as the declaration of independence from both the Demon Lord and the Chife God. The state which came out of this ordeal was one that would make even napoleon proud, a nation that commanded the love,respect and loyalty of it's citizens and it was one of the few jewls in he large scheme of things. But peace was not to last......only 5 years later, an Emperor class battleship decended from orbit delivering grave news, humanity as a whole is under assault and the only way it will survive is  through it's unity and overwhelming levels of fire-power that will bear down against any who dare to challenge mankind's claim to reign supreme over all realelties and with this the Fourth reich merged woth the greater Imperium Of Man as countless others have done and prepared for one last war that was to be known forever in imperial history as........

ARMAGEDDON!

Diary entry 112

It has been 2 years since the imperial navy chose to grace this planet with it's precensce. In the intial landings we made contact with a splinter group....actually better make that two and Emperor help me if I get it wrong again, anyway these two groups were the Fourth Riech (remind you of anyone)? and the Order. These two groups were arguing over how the human dominated part of the world would be goverened and needles to say that a quick show of force from our grand battlefleet was more than enough to send these to groups into silence without any casualtie. After that the tech preists and the rest of our non-essential crew disebarked and began setting up walls along the borders of the human lands to keep these...monsters as they are called here by the locals out for the time being until we can deal with them properly, after that we gathered every human on our side of the wall into one large peice of flat land at the centre of the continent and a hive city was quickly constructed. By the end of the year we had our first functioning hive city which housed the entire human population and some factories to begin production of las rifles and other small arms, these humans are very extatic about what is going on around them, to them we seemed like seemed like gods, until we lifted our visors and then their faces lit up brighter then any star I have seen in my travels and they welcomed us with love and joy as we have done the same to them ten-fold. Needles to say they are a million times better off now then they were when we have arrived, the eqlisairchy was quick to teach them about the imperial creed and they were yearning to learn more about our father and guardian the Emperor. Now the fleet is departing to find more worlds such as this to bless it with the Emperor's light and I James Cronos, am left to rule this planet in the Emperor's steed as planetry governer.