Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-39280634-20190904114332/@comment-43741305-20190906102409

"Wait. You want my brother Jack. He's the unmarried one who goes around singing Rhapsody of Fire songs. Holy Thunderforce of the Black King of Whateverance malarkey." I reply dryly.

"Oh. So SO SO sorry. I thought he lived alone...."

"I'm crashing at his place for a few days while my house gets repaired. Wife went into labor and had twins, y'know."

"Oh, my congratulations! I mean, for the kids, not the house. She must be, ah, pretty strong..."

"Wurm. A ton of adorable, quite literally."

"Ah. I think I follow. So, can I talk to Jack? Not meaning to be rude, but..."

"No, no, absolutely no offense taken. Say, why don't you come over? Might be good for us both. I get to watch the kids and you get your slaying."

"Great! Be over in a whiff!"