Talk:Dark Valkyrie/@comment-26380985-20160215023228/@comment-26115871-20160215050032

EN GARDE, VILE - oh fuck, temporary flight just ran out.

With that I begin free falling towards the ground. Long story short, the valkyrie saves me and the demon saves my partner. Thinking quickly I concoct a story about how they can't take us, as we are lovers - which my partner promptly ruins when he states he's not gay, and nothing I say will make him even pretend to put up that kind of charade.

I just sigh, reach into my pocket, and hand a hundred-dollar bill to the demon, who smugly takes it from me. "Told you he wouldn't even pretend to be gay to save his ass."

We soon have to explain to my confused partner that I made the bet while the demon had knocked my friend back during the fight. So no, this wasn't all some elaborate set-up: we're still screwed.