Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30700719-20170313134600/@comment-27950421-20170420020652

I wave off Janys statement, "Oh that's why I came here. She heard about this whole event and wanted get involved but due to your sub being so deep, she couldn't get to it. So as her god I decided to answer her prayers. Neat huh?"

Upon hearing what the mamono had said I freeze. Having long ago mastered the art of understanding a slut who's trying to talk with her mouth full, I turn to Claire and Yumi without any issues understanding them, "What? You weren't told?"

At their confused expressions I hiss in annoyance, "I gave your AI very specific instructions to tell you who I am. I didn't think that was hard, a fucking pen and paper can do it, why can't a self aware AI do it? Ah fuck it."

I motion to myself, "I am the Reptile King, one of the Great Beast Kings who ruled over this world since long before measured time was a thing. But you don't care about that. I am also a deity of war, chaos, and comedy. But you don't care about that. I have killed and eaten numerous gods, including a number of the Chief Gods and Demon Lords predecessors. But you don't care about that."

I jab a finger in their general direction, "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SLUTS SHOULD CARE ABOUT!?!"

I stand proudly before the mamono, "I am one of the founding members of the Porntheon! The pantheon of gods who first came together and invented fetishes, perviness, and all things porntastic. The gods invented the very notion of recreational sex! If it weren't for me and my compatriots, missionary would be the only sexual position. Vaginal sex would be the only method of getting off. Sex would only be done in private with the lights off. And it would only be done to have children with no one having fun with it!"

I cross my arms, "So you bimbos should show at least a little bit of respect here. You're talking to a guy who has fucked the Goddess of Moe and Anime Boobs into full ahegao more times than you you've jilled off."

I then jab a finger in Lilliths direction, "And yes I am a voyeur! I just so happen to be the god of comedic perverts and heroic hentai protagonists who solve the worlds problems via sex! Half the reason I married my harem is so that I would have a ready supply of attractive women who I can spy on while their bathing, showering, or engaging in yuri sex scenes!"