Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-27039570-20151030230553/@comment-78.20.131.40-20151111192021

Even though I've warmed up to the Humpty Egg ever since first reading about her, I'm gonna choose the Shoggoth. I honestly don't find her creepy at all (though I can see why others would), she's one of my more favorite mamono and my most favorite Slime. And how can you say no to a lovely woman that merely wants to serve you unconditionally, to the point of spoiling the hell out of you, no strings attached?

And I'm not even talking about the benefits of a Queen Shoggoth. Dozens of her, all waiting hand and foot on you, ready to instantly take care of whatever desire you have, wherever you may be, even while doing all of the housework at once...

Hell, forget about buying a house, a Queen Shoggoth could probably be your house. ...Though that might actually be a bit scary.