Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190213193804/@comment-36855838-20190214055939

I sit down next to her.

"Okay, so I know this is probably a bone-headed question-"

"Oh, don't worry, I love bone-heads!"

The Madwoman stares at my crotch expectantly.

"-but how did you even get in my bedroom? I live with my parents and siblings, I know what you are, and I can not have something dangerous crossing from your world to this one through my mattress!"

She rolls a bit so she's laying face up, leaving her chest more pronounced, and though she's clearly a mad-Hatter like in the encyclopedia, her clothes are nowhere near as fungal as in the profile illustration, they look as if they are made of perfectly ordinary cloth, except for the inside of her green coat and the underside of her hat, which is laying upside-down among other assorted detritus on my bedroom floor.

I snatch it up and plop it down over her lap.

It strikes me that she hasn't crawled under the covers on her own.

Whether this is out of respect for my belongings or my distaste for contaminants is beyond my grasp.

''Shit, does she need to eat? I kinda eat too much, and Kevin brings food to his room all the time, maybe I can start-''

"The 'Desktop.'"

I felt cold.

"What desktop, and who told you that word?"

She smiled a benign smile, as if my concern was pointless.

"The one in the front Library, of course! The moment I started climbong out, Kevin lent me a hand, and He was kind enough to direct me here, once I told him I wanted to see you!"

Oh, right!

I had been cross-referencing the "mushroom trio," in the wee hours of the morning, and had forgotten to close the pages before I left for school.

Wait, does that mean-

"Was anybody else coming through?"

She frowned, as if trying to remember something from long ago, staring into my eyes as if I wasn't there.

"A pair of rather fungal females did seem eager to accompany, but I saw them get swept away somewhere else!"

Which meant a Matango and a Myconid were emerging from Personal Computers elsewhere in the world. ..

Problems for later.

"Alright, care to spoon?"

She disrobed down to just panties in ten seconds flat.

"I thought you'd never ask!"