Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171031214824/@comment-34451604-20180125020208

I hate this world. I really do. When your choices are bestiality or necrophelia your life sucks. Well fist things first, I rolled a monk before the game came to life so I'm flat out impossible to disarm. A twist to the side and a dip lets me ram an elbow into the slaver bitch to my right before a drop kick into two stomachs simultaniously sends my buyers staggering back and off the podium.

A kick up and I'm ready to face the Mantis woman who's charging already. Hmm... sharp blades for hands? And I? Bound by rope? Coincidence? I think not! She takes a swing at me and I jump with a twist causing her claw to rend through some of the rope, just enough for me to tear my way through the rest. My arms burst free and I immedietly take my prefered stance. A waver, a wobble and she's confused for a moment before the back of my hand sends her spinning to the ground. She doesn't get up.

I send the rope spinning behind me and I give it a twist then a yank to wrap it around the enemy I know is charging up. Then I pull hard and start spinning. A massive tanned woman with all sorts of tattoos trying in vain to hold onto a thick looking sword. Well, she's the weight of my flail now. A flail I send crashing into both the slaver and the buyers. The Amazon slips from the rope and I pull it back as something tries to jump me from behind. I jump up and land on the head of a Hellhound before backflipping away and onto the top of the building behind me.

A sweep of the foot and I send up a half dozen tiles that I then grab out of midair and send spinning into the crowd. They hit the buyers of the rest of the patrol I was part of before I jump up another level to avoid the leaping Ghoul and Ren Xion. Most of my fellows run but a few don't. It's all I can do for them as the rest of the crowd bellow is starting to get antsy.

"There's a saying where I'm from, give me liberty of give me death, now the question is who must die for my liberty?" I ask and there's a pause before several of the more warrior like monsters begin to climb up. My answer is a two story drop-kick. Because why not?