User blog:Repter/Cyclops WWYD/WWYD by Ronchellster

Your friend Billy invented to ask your help in a paint ball game 5X5 against a team of Lizardmens. As his custom, he forgot to comment on two things: First that if you lost they would have to be slaves of them for a whole month; Second they had one Cyclops on the team in sniper position and her was slaughtering you.

What do you do?

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I come to the match geared out, full tactical equipment paintball and smoke grenades aswell as four pods to reload on the fly. We scatter into the woods, were dealing with natural hunters so this match is going to be intense. "Hey guys keep your heads on a swivel i dont want to get ambushed."

Almost as soon as I say that a paintball flys pass my face, I drop to the floor and open up on one of the lizardman and score a hit on her googles, I hear on my radio that one of our guys is out and another is pinned by sniper fire. I regroup with Billy and we open up on two of the other lizardman taking them out of the match as well.

"This is intense dude." I look over to Billy and he nods in agreement. "oh by the way if we lose we're stuck being their slaves for the month." I stop mid stride when her says that, this fool is always pulling !@#$ like this good thing I came prepared. When Billy to looks back at me several paint balls wizz pass me and hit him.

"SHIT!" With that I dive behind a tree and notice the cyclops hiding in a crows nest, as I do a radio check turns out the only ones left in the match are me and the cyclops and she has me pinned behind a tree, good thing I came prepared."Just so you know you I'm not losing to you!"

I can hear the cyclops laugh a little off in the distance from her crows nest. "I'm going enjoy making making you my slave." OK so she's playingfor keeps, I pull the pin on one of the smokes grenades and toss it at her while laying down surpressing fire, once the area is fill with smoke I rush her and we tag each other at the same time.

"Well would you look at that the match is a draw." She eyes me and agrees we walk out of the woods together, everyone asking what happened we tell them it was a draw, the guys are happy they don't have to be slaves for the month, the lizardman on the other hand not so much.

"Dude I am so glad I called you we would have lo..." I cut him off by shooting him in the crotch, and he kneels over. "The next time you pull a stunt like that you better tell me before I agree to help." He looks up and nods in agreement still in pain, I turn my attention to the cyclops and approach her. "So where are we going on our date again?" she looks up at me and blushes, her friends did the same thing to her, just like Billy did to me.

I make it home and shower off, put some nice casual clothes and show up at her place, I take her to dinner, then a movie, and a walk in the park, before the nights over we go stargazing, after a few more nights of this we decided to move in together, only down side of moving in with her the neighbors won't stop complaining that she's not screaming loud enough.

Succubus neighbor what can I say.