Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-30014014-20190304033142

To whoever it may concern...

Greetings! Resident moping clown throwing an unimportant inquiry, according to my profile pic. Anyone around this fun litte tree club of a site as a member for a while will probably have come acros one of my seizure-inducing wall-o-texts I've been trying to pass as story time. Or even an answer. If not, then you have been blessed.

But anyway, this is why I'm even darting this inquiry to the wall to begin with. Lots of fun little scenarios coming out that frankly feel like they could use a torturous answer from your local asylum jester and'' god bless whomever attempts to read these in their entirety. ''

Unfortunately, or, as you may find out after trying to comprehen whatever mental escape grade story I throw around once in a while, fortunately, the amount of verbal word salads I toss with every wall of texts makes it so I can't bring myself to give an ernest answer to many of them. An answer that may try to kick the hornet's nest for anyone else to look at the droppy quote-on-quote 'answer' of mine and think "Hey, this loser just threw a bunch of bollocks trying to formulate a complete sentence, I'm sure I can come up with better than this dyslexic failure emulating a clown".

So, as the unwilling audience to the absolute asylum that is my mental state, I ask anyone unfortunate enough to stare down this waste of space I try to present as a question "Would you prefer the torture of reading to be a reasonable short lenght so I may do the equivalent of forcing many, many, many shards of glasses that are my texts down your collective proverbial throats over the span of many wwyd?"

"Or, do you prefer the window-size suffering that only a degenerate mind of mine can conjure to coerce you toeat in its entirely in one gulp?"

If you value your sanity, however, I suggest you burn whatever paper THIS is written on... 