Talk:Sandworm/@comment-107.207.234.13-20150225005455/@comment-25035274-20150225163024

She's not my waifu. She kidnapped and raped me in the most horrifying manner possible.

I promptly leap into a pool of boiling lava. It's hot enough that I don't even have time to feel the pain. My body is completely burnt/melted into its most basic components.

There is no body left for her to necromancy up. I enjoy the sweet, blessed freedom of death.