Talk:Dragon/@comment-24934423-20160421153014/@comment-27550231-20160428051515

I stand there in my heavy armor, fists on my hips an size her down. I walk behind her and grab her wings and  flap them "Hmmm"

Dragon: "What do you think you're doing?" I continue looking her over and place my hands on her shoulders and give her a really short massage. She moans "Eaahhh!" I stop Me: "Hmmm" Dragon: Blushing "What do you think your doing!" I kneel down and pick up her tail and she pulls away instantly. "Hey ass hat! Can't you hear me with that helmet on your head? Hello I'm talking to you!"

Me: "Can I get another one? This one's a little scrawny I don't think she can handle my heft!" the instructor covers his face with his hands and shakes his head.

Dragon: "Excuse me! Just who do you think you are?"

Me: "I'm a knight from another kingdom, I was sent here for training and to better relations between the kingdoms. Also I don't mean to offend you or anything, it's just that I'm a bit on the heavy side and I'm not sure you could-" She then transforms into her dragon form

Dragon: "You were saying?"

Me: "Hmm... Hey guy's do you have a bigger one?"

Dragon: "GET ON ME BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!" I harness her and then ride her in training while the wyverns try to keep up with us. When we land I dismount and she looks at me with a smug face. "So how was that? Were you blown away at how superior I am to these little newts. I remove my helmet and look into her eyes. She starts to blush and she slowly leans in and closes her eyes.

Me: "Meh, I've seen better." The dragon falls over and starts yelling at me for not thinking that she's awesome. Long story short much to my dismay she still follows me trying to prove to me that she is better than other dragons.