Talk:Hellhound/@comment-108.175.182.188-20160612014746/@comment-27950421-20160622164036

1) find hellhound

2) bombard with projectile cuddles (see unrealisticly large and overtly affectionate constrictors)

3) repeat step two

4) continue repeating step 2

5) check to see if the hellhound is tamed

6) realize that the hellhound isn't tamed and repeat step 2

7) realize that the hellhound has escaped from the projectile cuddles

8) wonder how in the hell she pulled that off

9) get tackled by hellhound

10) FIGHT!!!

11) Stop fighting because both of you are tired

12) take a short break

13) RAPE!!!

14) Stop raping each other because neither of you seem to be winning and you're both tired again.

15) come to the mutual conclusion that neither of you will be successful in taming each other.

16) walk away with a new found feeling of respect and comraderie