Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24849899-20150508020747/@comment-24849899-20150728060451

Dmitri To Demon Lord 

You talk a lot of shit for a slut wearing a diaper.

I heard you had poison spit. Where was it in this cypher?

'Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline,

And I'm ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens!

And you should take your demon silver shield and hide under it!

You're fucking with the most triumphant first of the Triumvirate!

I'm first of the empire and carrier of the libertarians,

And hunting you, accompanied by legions of my countrymen!

(Ooh!) Ask Druella if I'm just a shit talker.

Doc J dunk on you like Boom Shakalaka!

So don't go rattling your sticks at me!

You couldn't even beat my officers at chess,

cause I toppled your king!

Shao Won Thai to Druella

Oooh, can I be a hyena? 'Cause I'm going to laugh!

I'll pave roads with the bones of your slave-herding ass!

First, my front lines will drop back and spank you in the chest,

Then I'll decimate your horns; you can't outflank the best!

Let your reserves come at me. My guns's cocked and ready!

When I take aim, I always keep my whole crew steady!

Because there's no use in murdering you and your heathen.

You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten.

East Wonderland Leader to Demon Lord

Right, I've heard of your story. Tell me, how does it end?

Oh yes! You get beaten many times by the H.L.F!

So whatcha gonna do with your Demon Silver swords?

When the lines of your legions get gored by our guns

Of the Human Warriors! Trained on thorns

To dismember any Demon Lords pasty monster hordes!

I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah,

And everyone knows you're just a coward and a liar!