Talk:Trumpart/@comment-31522620-20170404180153/@comment-27950421-20170405031304

I completely ignore the trumpart, "I'm in..."

An ominous smile slowly spreads across my face, "She actually let me in..."

I go racing through kingdom leaving the Trumpart rather confused and unhappy, "TIME TO SHOW THAT BRAT SOME REAL MADNESS!!! RUBBER CHICKENS FOR EVERYONE!!!"

The Trumpart sniffles, "But... but..."


 * several hours later in the Queen of Hearts throne room

Dozens of mamono leaders poor into the room, all in a panic bearing numerous complaints.

The March Hare leader, "That mad man put libido suppressants in the water supply!!! Now our husbands can't get it up, we can have conversations about topics other than sex!!!! He has to stopped!!!! Also, your majesty I'd like to discuss some reform to our court system..."

The Jub Jub leader, "There's rubber chickens everywhere!!!!"

The Humpty egg queen pipes up, "And he keeps dropping us off walls"

The Jabbetwock leader, "He somehow made it where we breathe butterflies instead of magical horniness fire. How are we supposed to be the most lavicious of all dragons if we can't burn our husbands clothes off anymore before raping them!?!"

The doremouse leader sits there twitching, "S-s-so m-much c-c-c-c-coffee. Haven't slept in days..."

The Chershire Cat leader isn't present, but the cat nip scented mushroom cloud from the day before likely has something to do with that.

The Mad Hatter leader sits curled up in the fetal position, "All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle..."