Talk:Inari/@comment-26380985-20160328004513/@comment-27346571-20161105033810

I immediately take my phone from my pocket and call Kim Jung Un.

"YO UN, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU HURRY THE FUCK UP. WE DON'T DESERVE ANY MORE TIME ON EARTH AND I THINK HUMANITY HAS RUN IT'S COURSE." I shout to the phone, even though Kim Jung Un has hung up as soon as I started talking.

"Hey there big man, want to ride in the front of the train?" One says as I take a sip out of a bottle of very vibrant red liquid, only to be responded to with a punch sending her across the room. The other Inaris look at me as the begin to fuse into one giant Inari.

"Fuck you and fuck Futanaris. Futas are men with boobs!" I shout as the fight begins. They have a groups worth of Inari magic, but I have too much hate for shemales for temptation to work. It lasts for about an hour before I realize they also have testicles and beat the shit out of the monstrocity's balls. I then take the pill they used, grind them to dust, and throw the dust to the wind.