Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-30061283-20170120024027/@comment-24026095-20170121115350

&lsquo;Dear diary,

I banged my worthless son and father with an enormous, 16-inch strap-on yesterday. Pathetic little pricks. They were so hard and throbbing from the pounding I gave their tight assholes, so they must have loved it despite all their pleas and moans to let them go. I'll be sure to work those asses until they can take my whole fist up it. And they better learn. That's all those sperm banks are good for. I secretly enjoyed the power I felt from their warm dicks throbbing in my hand while I jerked them until a white fountain appeared, but I'll never tell them. or they'll get uppity with their powerful sexy Mistress, yours truly. After that, I caught my stupid slutty cunt of a daughter peeking through a crack in the door. I dragged that DIRTY LITTLE WHORE back to the bedroom, hogtied her, and made her lick that same strapon clean of all the precum, ass juices, and the boys' spunk, and rammed it up her ass too. Then I had those dickheads spit roast the bitch slut until she begged for mercy for her sore fuckholes. Serves that TWAT right. I'll be sure she learns her place too.&rsquo;

Typical diary entry of a dark elf. I could've put scat or watersports in it to make it more dark (elf-like) and scary, but no need to get banned or anything. Even typing this was risky.