Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160621132924/@comment-29325824-20190125132034

Thinking about it, I decide to combine some of the more sane ideas. I tell the people to collect as much doppelganger medicine as possible, find the sexiest man in town (and promise him a reward even if he likes March Hares), cover everything but his private parts and face with delicious muffins, and cover everyone else in freshly peeled, stinkin' onions.

Once the man is set in place, on a chariot with a bow on it, he is given all the doppleganger medicine and he and his clones are set loose outside. Before long, all the March Hares are distracted enough and chasing after him for us all to teleport the town somehwere else. Sounds brilliant!

...Except for the fact that, as it turns out, our entire town is so unnatractive that the sexiest, single man just happens to be me... Before I can protest, I am tied up and roped into doing my own crazy plan. Luckily, the March Hares poofed away seconds before they could grab me. Unluckily, I have no idea where my town went and am still naked and covered with muffins in the middle of nowhere. With only my clones to keep me company. Joy.