Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30655593-20170506191948/@comment-31595069-20170507071525

"You know...Ever since coming to this land I have assaulted by bad luck aplenty...I get beaten by a beetle, I get myself the most prank happy cat in existance...I get drained dry by a Vampire...Said prank happy cat made me into a lust machine...I ssay karma is coming back to me..." Curt thought to himself as he pondered his situation.

"And now I get eaten by a massive sandworm! And all my clothes are gone! And I am about go get a third wife!" Curt exclaimed as the Sandworm girl began to lick his body.

"Gods Curt, her toungue is like a snake! Its so creepy!"

"Shut it Royland! I can see that myself!" Curt spoke in his own head.

"Wow! I finnaly caught a man! You  taste...so good...I'll make you feel good, then you make me feel good! And then you will be my husband!" The Sandworm exclaimed with a happy smile.

"What luck I have...But...She is cute..." Curt gulped.

"Well dad, you are going to certainly father even more children."

"Shut it Royland! I know that! One day I will be laughing at you!"