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(Psst, the one on the left is a woman.)

Kylo is walking through a jungle when he senses someone behind him. He ignites his lightsaber and turns to find a Kakuen who immediately raises her hands in surrender and says with a nervous grin, "Whoa easy! I wasn't going to do anything to you."

"Why were you following me?" asks Kylo.

"I just wanted to know who you were," the Kakuen replies.

"I am Kylo Ren, leader of the First Order!" Kylo declares.

Upon hearing this, the Kakuen snickers and says, "Hold on, THE Kylo Ren?"

She points a finger at Kylo and asks, "The one who got his ass kicked by a woman who held a lightsaber for the first time?"

"Do not insult me!" Kylo snaps as he uses the force to slam the Kakuen into a tree, knocking her unconscious.

"Cur," Kylo mutters as he continues on.

When the Kakuen regains consciousness she mutters to herself with a chuckle, "Dumbass got his ass kicked by a first-time lightsaber user. He's nowhere near as threatening as Darth Vader or Darth Maul."