Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31401828-20170705212631

You are serwing in a war between two countries (Yer country) is at war (with other country) and your country is losing, cuz the other side has a clear bias for some reason. Your mission is to steal some top secret documents from the enemy that can turn the tide, your companion for this mission is a Holstaur cadet. So you go Infiltrate the enemy base, becuse the  guards are f*cking stupid!, they don't notice you, so you steal the dokuments and exfiltrate the base unnoticed, but hurry hurry chicken curry!, time is of the essence, if you do not deliver the dokuments quickly you'll lose the war!. so you decide to steal a plane from the local airstrip, and magically you succed, thing is..now you have to fly it!, while being chased by enemy fighters, the holstaur flies while you handle the gun, and the Holstaur flies the plane alright..UPSIDE DOWN!. Then fuel runs out, and you crashland (As luck would have it) near your own Base and magically survive! :D.

Holstaur Quick we have to give the dokuments or we'll lose!.

A soldier comes upp to you.

Soldier: It is to late we have lost the war

Holstaur: Oh no we lost! oh noes what will we do!?.

Enemy soldier: Anschluss time!

Everyone: OH NO!!

(Some years later)

The enemy leader has mysteriously dissapeared, no one why or how, he just did (cuz the PLOT demands it!)

Anyways, you walk by town square and some soldiers (enemy) mistake you for their leader (cuz as plot would have it you happen to look just like him (*cough* the great dictator referance *cough*) So now you are in his place, in his room, with his wife. .Wich is your former Holstaur comrade!, DUN DUN DUN!!!

WWYD? 