Talk:Dragon/@comment-4407082-20160311191815/@comment-27550231-20160312051054

Me: -Relaxing on lawn chair- Command me? Honey please just because you have a nice body doesn't mean you can go and boss strangers around. I'll gladly help you out. -lowers sunglasses- If, you ask nicely. -cassanova wink-

Dragon: -blushing-  O-ok... -goes on all fours- Waaaa... well... umm... could... you help put taning lotion o-on me, please?

Me: There was that so hard?

Dragon: Yes, yes it was -curse you and your charming smile-

Me: Well I would love to help you!

Dragon: Really?

Me: But! You see those to  over there? The Kikimora and Shoggoth on the shore? Well they are kind of the jealous types, and I don't think they would be too keen on me Lathering you up and making you all shiny with that tan lotion. -winks again-

Dragon: -turns cherry red- Th-then why did you make me beg?

Me: I always wanted to see I I could make a dragon beg you know. Makes me feel important and such.

Dragon: -red with anger- Why you! -readies to slap me-

Me: -nonchalantly- You know the girls have noticed us, you do seem tough but are you tough enough to face two borderline yandere maids? -lowers straw hat over face- I'm gonna take a nap, have fun!

As I dose off I hear the sound of someone getting tackled and slime raped mixed in with insults like skank, hussie and words that would make sailors blush.

Me: AhhhhhBTR180 (talk) I love the beach.