Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170202215730

The Reptile King wrote: I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...


 * spits out a wad of bubblegum

...and I just ran out of bubblegum. &lsquo;I'm here to lick ass while chewing bubblegum, and I've run out of bubblegum. (So let's bring on the rimjobs!)&rsquo;

* Dodges the wad of bubblegum*&lsquo;Of course, any kinky act is fine with me! *sweeps you off your feet and your clothes magically fly off like they're alive* So you're an exceptional one. Some guys have a fetish for smoking women, some like getting blowjobs while a woman is smoking, and some love the tingly feeling of a menthol cough drop on their cock while a woman is blowing them while eating it. But YOU really take the cake, you little ecchi, you want to get your ass licked and lick mine while we eat bubblegum! Now, *she steals one of your bubblegum packs and pops it into her mouth* let's begin with this anal fixation you have! *she places her hands on your ass cheeks and gently separates them, then runs her tongue all the way up your crack, right from your balls to the top of your cheeks* Mmmm, that's not so bad, let's see how it is again! *she shoves her face into your butt, moaning lewdly as her tongue slobbers all over your clenching hole, and starts separating it further* Little ass, little ass, let me in! :D *she forces you into the doggy position and starts tasting you, nibbling your buns and leaving love bites all over them, occasionally spitting on your butthole to wet it and tease it with a finger-paw* Is that good? Do you want to do mine soon? *She starts giving you a rusty trombone, stroking your cock and wiggling her tongue inside your bum, occasionally reaching forward to kiss or suck one or both of your balls* Now cum for me, erupt like the passionate volcano you are!&rsquo;

As soon as you do, she backflips and takes you with her, landing her ass on your face with perfect aim. &lsquo;It's your turn, hentai perv! *she sticks a wad of bubblegum inside your mouth and moves your jaws up and down* Now lick my ass with that bubblegum flavour and pretend it's a bubble butt-sized piece of bum - er, gum! *Bounces her big ass up and down on your face* Get to it, I don't think you're serving me very well! You need to finish what you started before I punish you with my whip! *Opens her own ass cheeks wide and slams them on your protesting face, her hole rubbing against your lips and tongue, and then lets go so that her cheeks close around your face with a CLAP* You won't breathe until you satisfy me, I swear! Get your tongue right in there or fall unconscious trying! *she keeps facesitting you and making lewd demands until you do it, even if it'll be years later. You can choose whenever you give in.*&rsquo;