Talk:Apophis/@comment-28461148-20160515005320/@comment-28856683-20160515032654

I glare at her. "What kind of dirty whore are you? Do you want me or not?"

The Apophis looks indignant. "Did you just call me a whore?"

"Well what do you expect me to say? If you want me you can't go around saying stuff like 'I want all the men there' and whathaveyou! I expect loyalty dammit!"

The Apophis stares at me dumbstruck. It's readily apparent she's never been talked to like this before, and she doesn't know how to react to such.

"I-I didn't mean literally have all the men, you know," she said rather meekly. Her cheeks were bright red, and she was visibly flustered. "I just meant for the mamono in my realm."

I chuckled slightly. "Alrighty then, just checking." I give her a rather smug smirk. "Though you're going to need better technology if you want to undertake the conquest of our world."

And thus I help them turn our world into a horny paradise. The end.