Talk:Dragon/@comment-26948680-20160307231249

You are out with your dragon daughter on the way to town to get some supplies for Mother's Day. Your daughter is quite tomboyish and at one point pounces into the bushes by the road after a few minutes rustling though the undergrowth she returns holding a huge Hercules beetle in her claws. She places it in a jar beaming "look what I found! It's huge I'm gonna take it home, tick it off in my book, call it George-" a new smile crawls across her face "I'm gonna give it to mummy as a Mother's Day present! It will make her so happy won't it daddy?"

Your wife, despite being strong and daring in most situations, is terrified of bugs. She makes you take spiders out of the bathroom, screamed when ants invaded a family picnic and can't enter your daughter's room due to her collection of 'pets'. She actually started dating you after you saved her from a spider.

What do you do?