Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28530195-20160816081745/@comment-27013478-20161005201015

'Family: Shark Habitat: Oceans Disposition: Quiet, poor at expressing emotions Diet: Meat, seafood.'

Usual info, reminds me of one of my favorites, hope it lives up to the expectations and all that.

'A compartitivly peculiar species: they typically live in the deeper oceans.'

We don't know much about the Goblin Sharks in general, so that is to be expected.

' They are perhaps the most oddly appearing species alive: appearing like deathly pale women, their skin whiter than milk.'

Would make a good pair for Jeiel's Slender. They're both white as paper, so what could go wrong. >Everything will go wrong.

' This comparison is even more striking due to the fact that they posess legs, enabling them t go on land as long as there is enough moisture for their gills.'

So, no raiding of ancient tombs in the deepest parts of the desert with your shark waifu? That's understandable.

' aside from a small tail and gills, the only feature to distinguish a Gobloshark from any dock-living women is a large potrusion jutting out from the center of their head, resembling a Unicorn horn but wider.'

So, instead of saying "Let's see how smug you are when I shove my fist up your ass, bitch", instead they say "Take my god forsaken horn, cause the rape train has no breaks."

' This "Horn" is apparantly a leftover from before they were monsterized and serves no real purpose aside from occasionally being used to dig out prey at the ocean floor.'

Leftovers. Well, there's only so much sex appeal you can get from a horn-like nose.

' Their jaw can also pop out, grabbing any prey in front of them and they swallow it whole.'

>Swallowing prey whole. Oh boy, the innuendos.

'They are typically quiet, and almost never make any sound when doing anything.'

Man, these would make great ninjas.

' Even when they are in pain or happy, they will never speak, often their only reactions being on their face.'

>Not hearing them scream or cry with joy. Well, that's a minus, oh well.

' Aside from their normal quietness they never show much emotion at all, leaving their faces blank and uncaring, leading many people to assume they're totally apathetic.'

Never judge a book by the cover and whatnot. That saying is pretty useful to keep in mind.

' Nothing could be further from the truth however: under their cold and unfeeling exterior is a pure and loving soul, and they cherish friendship and love just as much, if not more, as anyone else!'

As I said before, never judge a book by it's cover. It really pays off most of the time.

' Should anyone show them kindness, they will remember it for life and always try to be near that person, never allowing themselves to be seen. Because of this there are many legends of white shadows following people from boats.'

Now, how would a Gobloshark look like in a ghost outfit... Damn, that's hot.

'Due to their quietness and generally stealthy style: they are often used for jobs such as spying or scouting. Occasionally they also take jobs for assasinations.'

Called it. Like it wasn't obvious.

' They never kill when they assasinate however: should their target be female: She'll leave her in a position to be taken advantage of by someone should she be in love or monsterize the female if she is human.'

So, basic stuff in general. Cool

' Should their target be a manamo, they will simply pleasure her until she's delerious and let her loose on an unsuspecting male, effectivly taking the manamo out of whatever position they were targeted to begin with. Because of this they are widly feared, especcially since they can traverse land, no one ever knows how or when one will strike.'

Ahem, "Keep one eye open, don't ever sleep, or your dick shall rest in some chick's depths."

Is a way to describe this. Better watch out.

'Occasionally: A Gobloshark will pick a man as her latest "assasination" and set her sights upon him, for the man: he is usually unaware.'

It pays off to be omnipotent, right everyone?

' For these attacks, they become unusually patient, watching the man for weeks at times. For them, this is the defining moment: should the man not appeal to their tastes they will retreat from his life, often the man having never known that they were there.'

... So, I just need to act normally, that's easy. I don't even need to force myself to be an asshole. Neato.

' Should they decide they like him however: they start to allow themselves to be in the mans vision for seconds at a time, showing their bodies off for a brief moment before dissapearing.'

"Was that a hot white shark chick or whatever, or are the all-nighters finally getting to me."

' When this happens the man becomes facinated with the "Dashingly beautiful white woman."'

And thus, they all go onto the road of hopeless obsession until their death finally catches up to them. Kinda sad.

' and will begin to eagerly await their visits. After some time with this continuing the Gobloshark will then start to spend longer and longer times with him: allowing him to get to know her, and even though they will almost never appear with a smile, when near the man their eyes have a sparkle in them that is a clear indicator that they're excited and happy to be near him.'

>That moment when you look into the eyes of a shark. "...Is this thing dead, or just blind, I can't tell."

' Overtime the Gobloshark's affection for the man will reach its peak: and they will start to try and seduce him.'

"...f...uck m...e"

'''Anon looks around, confused, did someone say something? It surely wasn't the girl next to him, she doesn't talk, or express emotion for that matter.'''

"...Fuck....me"

'''Yet again, Anon looked around, who knows, maybe there was a slime in their area? Those seem to be mindless enough to speak such words.'''

"OH GOD DAMNIT, JUST FUCK ME ALREADY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER."

And thus, they fucked.

The End.

' Most of the time the man who has fallen head over heels for them by this time will eagerly accept it and mate with her, some men occasionally are either oblivious or resistant to the idea with them,'

Wow, maybe I should've read that part before I wrote that thing above. Oh well~

' for these men, they become more assertive: and one night when he is sleeping, they will come to him and immidiatly attack him and start to mate.'

Looks like I got that part somewhat right. I'll consider it a job well done and move on now.

'When a Gobloshark mates with a man their entire demeanor seems to changes!'

Oh gee, and I was starting to like that silent personality of hers.

' When they first insert the man into her, her normally unfeeling and quiet appearance will shatter away and their faces will suddenly become contorted with pleasure and they won't be able to stand it, and they moan in pleasure, whispering loving remarks to their new lover.'

Ok, that's understandable as per the norm.

' To an outsider it might appear that the Gobloshark's personality has been completley reversed, but in truth: their feeling and mind were always that way, and she was simply unable to properly show it.'

Makes sense...I guess? Eh, I'm too tired to dwell too much on it. Might aswell make a snarky remark on how most poker-faced girls melt from just penetration.

'They will use every bit of themselves to please their mate: using their extending jaws to completley envolop his penis, sucking on it vigorusly and not letting go until he releases.'

The innuendos hath been confirmed. Yus.

' Their formally silent and controlled demanor broken: they show their real selves to the man they love, and passionatly mate with him until they feel that both of them have become satisfied.'

And like with most mamono, that can take a long, long time. Especially with the Jinko... I mean, holy hell.

'After mating: A Gobloshark does not appear to change much, they remain quiet and their facing unexxpresive,'

Good good, they had not dropped their cute quirk. That's nice.

' but with their husband:'

...Can live with this.

' they will always have a smile on their face as they whisper their affections to him.'

Can live with this for sure.

' They will use their stealth to get him anything he wants: food, money, they will use whatever they can to get it short of stealing. A word of caution however: As mentioned above they remember people who show them kindness, and should that person have been a man they will claim him as their love from then and always drop any other jobs in favor of an "assasination" atttempt on him.'

Usual Shark girl thing at the end, refer to the previous commentaries I had on them for my answer on this.

' Occasionally: Multiple Goblosharks get a assasination mark on the same man, and will enter a sort of competiton for his love.'

They enter a competition for his love. Poor, poor guy.

' Their target will costantly see white blurrs on the edge of his vision, always appearing to edge to him but darting away.'

"Doctor, am I going blind? I see white spots appear, then disappear constantly."

"No sir, you have a bunch of Goblin Sharks that are hot and bothered going after you."

"Is that supposed to make me feel better or?"

"No sir, but I can recommend a specialist in parenting, you might need her."

"...Thanks Doctor, see you in 9 months."

' In actuality: these events are a lone Gobloshark attempting to make a move on him before the rest drive her back. Eventually however they all will agree to share, and form a heram with the man.'

"Happy rapi-wedding sir."

Anyways, I like this one, it's not bad at all, Nice one LoS. Thresher up next. I should stop doing these late at night.