Talk:Cait Sith/@comment-26380985-20160331182247/@comment-27950421-20160508161815

I quietly observe the two sides, studying them. Learning their motives. Their strengths. Their weaknesses. Their tactics. Everything. After a thurough investigation I come to the conclusion that these girls suck at destroying a city. All we have is doggy treats and catnip being looted, some random schmucks being raped, and maybe some brocken glass. Being the helpful guy that I am I decide to help resolve this issue.


 * several days later*

Alright. Bad news, nearly everyone who couldn't evacuate died, search teams in the wreckage of the city are still dealing with roving packs of murderous reptiles, the local wilderness areas now have many brand new and much more murdery invasive species, and the FBI fired me. Good news is the puppies and kitties stopped fighting and learned a valuable lesson about how to cause rampant wide spread property damage. Overall I'd call that win.