Talk:Lich/@comment-27950421-20180313040924

You're walking through town with your lich wife when she notices you glancing at a holstaurs breasts. She ellbows you but doesn't get too angry and after that she has strange look on her face. For several days afterwards she spent the vast majority of her time either locked in her lab or venturing out into graveyards for "materials aquistion" nothing unusual for her to be honest. However one she calls you to her lab and you find her topless and having a much larger rack subtly stiched on where her previous breasts were, rivaling the Holstaur from several days ago.

The Lich maintains her races emotionless visage as she speeks to you, "Husband, I have aquired superior assets so as to better draw your attention. I wish for your assistance in testing firmness, sensitivity, and bouncieness. You are also to give me your opinion on their size, shape, and general aesthetics when we are done."

What do you do?