Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-37629772-20190728101720/@comment-37629772-20191003031510

(SUPER SORRY ABOUT THE LONG WAIT!!! I got distracted with family and life stuff, wasting my hours playing Borderlands and just plain procrastination. )

Theo stared up from Lulu's blushing face and stared blankly at the wall, as he remember his vivid experience in the land of the dreamers. After about a solid 5 seconds of having flashbacks, equivalent to a soldier's time in 'nam, he just shrugged it off with a simple "It could've been better"

KNOCK KNOCK

"Hmm?..."

After an awkward 'deporting' between the two's genitalia, he walked over to the door and answer the mail maiden on the other side. It was another old world ratatoskr in a mail carrier garment, although there was a change in gender and age.

"Huh, didn't know the colony had a postal service..." Theo thought to himself, as he examined the squirrel from head to toe.

"Uh, yes? What do you want?"

(Wanna take over the nut-muncher?)

MEANWHILE

"Well sire, if ye've gained the attention of the band of vigilantes, ye've must hae done sumfink to deserve their concerns." The messenger boy said, gleefully as he received his well earned coins.

"I'm sure there is more details inside the envelope. Oh, and thanks for the tip sire, really appreciate it."

MEANWHILE

If Old davy jones still had flesh and skin on his head and face, he'd be squinting confusedly at the dog mamono.

"'tis yer client?"

"Yep..."

"Seriously?"

"A hundred percent"

"'tis a joke, right?"

"Nope!"

"Ye're dead serious? Ye're pullin' me leg aren't ye?"

"Dead as a lich, and as serious as a cyclops, and no I ain't pull your femur

"Jus' last week, ye brought a Davy Jones' locker hound convicted o' th' sexual assault 'n "miserably failed rape o' a Werewolf 'n now ye're tellin' me we went from that t' this?"

"Strange aye?"

"Th' fiery cur literally threaten t' nah only crush me bones but that she was also goin' farrg me into submission even though no meat be hangin' off me dry bones"

"I remember tht well..."

"AND THIS IS THE CRIMINAL YOU'VE RECENTLY BEEN HA-"

"DAVE!!!"

"Don't call me that..."

"There's nothing more, nothing less. My new client isn't a dual horned, rape machine or a green serial sex offender, it's just this little chihuahua mamono that hasn't attempted anything to do with sexual intecourse against her victim's will. Trust me, I read the paper work."

"Oh......well, at least me crew won't get explicit comments about them while they make thar customer's grub. Seriously, do ye know how many times I had t' discourage them from poisonin' yer new 'hearties' "

"Yeah, I'd say that's a positive"

(BTW can you only post by phone or do you have a pc or laptop you could use? Because if so, I suggest using that to make responses and edits to the wiki instead of a phone that works as good as a brick with circuitry and wiring place all along the outside of it)