Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-31594143-20170424205448/@comment-24026095-20170510225308

&lsquo;Fufufufufufufufu!!!! I control them. They are the night, they are dark, they are brown, they're sexy, they'll dominate you, and they'll suck the soul out of your hard cock when they have whipped you and stroked you with their feet. And they'll have you crawling around behind them on a leash when you believe you can resist. They don't show any restrains apart from bondage gear, and they will fuck you when they wish, or drain you each hour with their feet or ass crack. They are the dark elves.&rsquo; (Modified Batman theme plays with the sight of three dark elves walking forwards, cold expressions on their faces and dressed in leather bras and miniskirts, a leather catsuit with the front unzipped, and a latex bodice which looks like it's painted on. They all crack their whips and the screen goes dark. The sound of three dark elves laughing is heard, and the pleasured screams of men/women are heard depending on your orientation with lots of sloppy sucking or masturbation sounds.)

BTW, when you forgot to read the fine print, Endierr, it was a demon who spanked your ass.

Oh, and be sure to restrain all the dark elves you experiment on well, lest they turn the tables on your backside and hurt you from the itch of revenge in their hearts. They don't like being whipped in turn or having their ears pulled. I guess.