Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-26948680-20160214203004/@comment-28180791-20160415214104

I come out of hiding quietly and slightly nervous. "Ummm, excuse me ladies, but by any chance I could join in?"

The Mad Hatter stands from her seat with a smile on her face. "Oh, by all means. You certainly can join. By the way, my name is Maria, The Hare's name is Candy, and the Dormouse's name is Delila."

''"Nice...to *yawn* meet you..." Delila greets drozily. "Wonderful to meet a cutie pie such as yourself way out here." Candy greets with a hint of lust in her voice,'' as of expected from a March Hare.

"It's truely a pleasure." I sit down and we commence with small talk, telling funny little stories, and enjoying the tea and cakes. Eventually it gets late and I have to head on my way, but Maria stops me.

''"Please don't leave us. We've been so lonely until you came along." ''Delila tugs on my pant leg. ''"Yes, please stay. You gave me something to be awake for. And I want to sleep with you." ''Suddenly, Candy tackles me to the ground. "I'm sorry, but I can't hold it in anymore. Please mate with me! Just your intoxicating smell is turning me on!"

"But since your a March Hare, doesn't everything about a man turn you on?" Candy thinks it over quickly before looking back at me with a large grin on her face. " I suppose you're right. Now mate with me!"

"Okay, hold up!" I push her off of me, stand up and dust myself off. "I have an idea on how to please all of you."

"How?" They ask simultaneously. "Simple: I marry all three of you. That way, I can enjoy Maria's delicous tea and cakes