Talk:Ghoul/@comment-24026095-20160925160146/@comment-30700719-20170226020537

"BANZAI!" I yell as I start to run up the wall, wielding a knife. This indubitably turns everyone's heads. "Aah! It's a (insert weird SJW insult here)! You (another SJW insult)!" I then calmly stop, dematerialise the knife, look her calmly in the eye, and say, "If I really were all those things, then how would I be standing on this wall right now?" She just stutters for a bit, mostly at the sight of me standing parallel to the ground.

A few minutes later, the shrooms-tranquiliser wears off. She looks around at the crowd of people staring at her.