User blog:AbsoluteDebauchery/City Streets...

(Characters rightfully belong to Kenkou Cross...)

' The City... '

Life in the city isn't bad, you have access to almost everything around you, food, fast food, local public taxi services, buses, and really it's a good place if you're not in a bad financial crisis... yes, unfortunantely, that is my current position as of now, since I invested quite alot within the stock markets, the company I invested in decided to screw up on a major functioning product and of course, a few months later, they crashed... how unfortunate.

Living in this apartment near the ghetto's, you wish you had taken that apprenticeship opportunity. Though of course, that was about ten years ago back in high school, now i'm friggen 28 years old, away from that life of youngship and sitting at tables. Now I basically do the same thing, sitting at tables, but with an edition, a computer, shocking right? Eh... it somewhat pays the bills. Well of course investing in stocks does the trick, USED to do so anyways, and I made sure to have a backup, this office job.

Working at AT&T isn't the best like working with an architech company, no far from it, though the benfits are nice. Dental, Health and Car. So I got that at least. My car, a decent running Honda Odyssey, 2004 model surely isn't my dream car at all, but it get's me to and fro, thanks Japanese engineering...

Now? Well life right now this very second i'm just awaiting to walk the streets to get to work and perhaps if i'm let off the clock early, I can then go to my local broker and invest completely everything into something else, Exxon Mobile doesn't sound so bad, hell, I think I might just do that, oil companies are the big money these day's anyways.

So after I dispose of my dishes into the dish washer, I throw in the detergent and thus begin to wash it off as I press the option 'High Wash' and 'Heated Dry' and therefore let the machine do it's work. Now taking up my keyes, I lock the door and head off towards the parking garage.

Walking down only a single flight of steps and taking an elevator to get down there, floor B1 to be precise. There it is after walking a short path straight stands my car parked neatly in it's parking lot. Taking out my keyes, I press the unlock option on my remote keychain, I hear the clicking and the beeping of the car as well as the added blinking lights, symbolizing it's granted access to me.

Adjusting my red tie, I enter into the car as I thrown off into the passenger seat my briefcase, my plans stapled all together in one packet as I turn the ignition on the key and thus here the quiet ignition of the vehicle as now i'm good to go. So adjusting my rear view mirror, I look to see a black Mercedes Bens pass by and as I wait for him to pass, I therefore initialize the reverse option as I then with a quick but safe method, I get out of there and I drive off...

Later...

As I park along side the meter and insert my daily amount, I let off and lock up my car as I now make sure twice I have everything...

"Briefcase... Plans... and that should me it." I mutter to myself as the people walk by minding their own business as I manage to walk passed them into the building passed the glass doors and passed the atrium where the receptionist desk is and right into that elevator, now pressing the 23 button as I see the door close but not before suddenly a woman with purple and black hair as well as a tail and ears suddenly comes running towards me.

"Waaaaaaiiiiiit!" The woman, whom i've come to recognise as a cheshire cat comes rushing through with that inhuman speed, grabbing the doors with her same colored fur paws as I quickly reach for the open door option, the doors coming open as the cheshire cat thus seemed to scramble to get her assets straight.

"T-thanks... whew, looks like I just ran in the nick of time am I right? Hehe, oh! Sorry, you are good sir~?" She asked, outreaching her paw to give off an introduction.

I reach out and shake her paw, which is soft and fluffy from the feel of it. "Oh... uh i'm Wilson, Wilson Marshall, i'm I.T. You?"

"Just call me whatever you like Mr. Techno~... Ha! Just pulling your tail here, i'm Jenny, i'm new here, looks like you and me work in the same field! What a coincidence!" Jenny seemed to laugh in that awfully sing somg tune of her's, to which I find pleasant in an environment like this.

"Indeed a coincidence, so you are a.... Cheshire Cat correct?" I ask just to confirm my suspicions, I really hadn't read up much on monster girls ever since 'The rift' and all. Not that I gotta problem, just hearing their... nature is a tad but disturbing but it seems that no issue has been brought up, maybe they changed it up a bit? Who know's, having a bunch of demi-humans walk around a densely populated area is rather suspicious indeed, though as stated no 'rape issues' have been addressed though.

"Nya? Am I? I could really be a Kunoichi in mere disguise right now! Nyaha! Again, joking, of course I am a cheshire cat, come from the land of the crazies, you guess it! Wonderland! So yeah..." Suddenly in the blink of an eye, she was gone, and now there is a feeling on the top of my head, to which it's warm and fluffy much like the paws of the cheshire.

As predicted obviously, it's her... "Whoa!" I scream out surprised, seeing her float in the air as I back away from her.

"Amazing nya~? I use it to gt around really, but it drains me of my energy so much that.. oh woe is me... I must... walk..." She put her arm over her forehead and arching her back as she is clearly doing a sterotypical devastated pose in mid air. Then another blink and she's back on the ground giving off a rather strange wide smile. Nothing creepy, but... strange.

"Well it IS no doubt an impressive feature for someone like you, uhhh.... well, I hope you and I can work together great, uh..." Then right as he ran out of things to say, suddenly, a dinging of the elevator sounded as the doors opened up, Jenny and Wilson walked out of the Elevator Car and walked into the massive room of cubicles and office rooms. The sound of the telephones going off and the occasional voices and footsteps of fellow employees as they walk by and go about their business.

"Welp~! I'll see ya later hun~!" Then like that, she snapped her paws and teleported once more in a single simple blink, now left alone as I was standing there still just... a bit surprised by the presence of this mamono within our work space. Though hey, so far she's no problem, maybe she could be a great worker with a quirky personality. Not a problem with that of course.

I simply go about my own way as I turn right and left straight into my cubicle, now booting up the computer as I set down my briefcase and my stapled up plans onto the coffee stained table as I log in and begin my work.

Then right as I logged in, I felt that strange presence behind me again, I turn to quickly and nearly shit myself to see Jenny right behind me, giving off that smile as she floated right there in mid air!

"BWAH! J-jenny! W-what the hell...?" I nearly fell onto the floor but I quickly caught myself thanks to the table's edge, now picking myself up as I clutch tight at my chest, the Cheshire Cat then giggling and teleporting to the side of me.

"Nya~! Gotcha! Sorry about that, I can't help it cutie, but hey no sweat right? Oh i'm sure you'll be fine! No hard feelings right~?" She asked me in that sing song tone again, still me trying to take deep breaths as I look up to the cheshire cat now rather upset with her immature and unclassy prank.

"T-that was NOT funny Jenny, do you seriously just do that to random people?" I ask, completely just baffled at her immature act still.

"Well of course silly~! It's Wonderlandian tradition! Y-you do know about Cheshire Cat's right?" She asked, now tilting her head in curiosity as she awaits my answer.

"N-no... I never really did the research other than here and there, but... I never really was all that into you people, all I know is that we got more of these demi-humans come in and suddenly migrate." I was honest, no point in telling her anything as an excuse.

"Well isn't THAT quite the madness we have here! A human that not even done his own research! A tragic TRAGIC tale indeed... But nya! No worries! Let me start from the beginning!"

Oh God... this is going to be a long day indeed.

Then after a whole solid hour of talking about Wonderland and it's... wierd, no it's completely hedonistic and nymphomaniac ways! As well as the inhabitants of the big and dark skinned Jabberwock, a all time perverted horny pink rabbit, the march hare, an all time just straight up horny pink bird, the jubjub, AND the freaking eggs! EGGS! Who though that food can literally rape you in such a place! Oh and also the mushroom people called 'Mad Hatters...' God there goes my fucking childhood of disney's version of that funny movie.

Then came her... when she told me about her, as well as her job, to me, she's in all honesty, the most sane out of all, other than the fact that she tends to of course sway people into 'being a monster or being an incubus' which ever your gender, she's basically a tour guide around the place, and to be honest, no way in hell i'm visiting such a place. Raining Aphrodisiac? A literal childs playground via a seperate dimension? Christ talk about a childs... well really a horny childs paradise...

So now after she awaits my answers and thoughts... I just simply reply... "I.. see... Um... Well.." I was starting to feel funny, hell I was friggen flustered at that, after she told me those things about how... sexual the place is i'm completely still baffled! How did she come here?

"Well what nya~?" She still had that fucking smile on her face, staring at me with those golden eyes of hers...

"I.... I... I need time to... think about this..." I bet my face is red right now, and the new feeling of her being around me is starting to make me have... dirty thoughts. Then as I thought she was going to let me off, oh how wrong that assumption is, she then teleported and I felt wrap around me a purple and black paw, her arms now squeezing me.

"Nyaaa~ Such a good smelling strong scent you have~ Araaaa~ I could get addicted to this, such a hard working man, a smart one at that~... mmmm~ I think you and I are certainly going to get along~... Nyahaha~ See ya... My sweet~..." Jenna then teleported away, now leaving me in a more flustered state... just... what... I don't even... WHAT?! Am I seriously getting turned on by a cat from a perverted childs dimension!? What the hell!?!? I'm lost! I don't.... Ugh... Fuck it... Just fuck it... no use of crying about it now... God... what the hell have I gotten myself in...?

Later...

I dudge my way out of work, I just couldn't concentrate at work today, my hair a mess, my collar out of whack and my tie just.... out of place too. God what the hell... that damn cat... I seriously need to report her to human.... wait.. just resources for the tomorrow, right now i'm out of place, I want to go home and watch some football, have a light beer and go to sleep afterwards, something to get my mind off of this damned cat woman...

So I hop in the car in the parking garage and I therefore just go, even running for my car, now unlocking it and opening the door and shutting it, locking it as now I take a big breather, now... another sign of paranoia takes place, for I seen the horror movies, I immediately look at the back seat as then it was empty, even making sure as I look at the floorboard of the car, now feeling relieved, I then turn back around as now right as I was going to turn the ignition... I scream once more to the top of my lungs as that damned cat is right there sitting on the dash, giving me that teasing grin as she then seemed to have laugh once again.

"Nyahahah~! Oh the expression on your face is still so priceless Willy~! Oh how it's fun to mess with you cutie, nya~?" I heard that damned teasing and imitating tone of her's as now I had enough, I unlock the car and I step outside and grabbed that damned cat by the collar and I surprisingly toss her out, though she managed to quickly recover as she stopped in mid-air.

"NYA~! Hey! That wasn't so nice~!" But it was to late, I was already off, screeching my tires out of there as I shot out that damn parking garage, thankfully it was after rushhour so I got out onto those streets and I just barely managed to get all of the yellow lights that night, now parking in the apartment garage and then turning off the van and thus taking up everything and quickly run towards my apartment, rushing past Mrs. Dawalski the kind and nice elderly lady living next door.

"Oh you seem to be home late dear, everything okay?" She asked in that calming and soothing tone as I stopped and catch my breath, now just falling onto my knees as I use the balcony railings to catch myself...

"I don't want to even talk about it Mrs. Dawalski..." I say in that tired and groaning tone...

"Well dearie, surely something had to happen, you can tell me if you like sweetie, here, come in come in... let me get you something to eat..." She offers me as she thus opens the door to her apartment, well... no point in denying her now... besides, I haven't eaten since that damn cat anyways...

I go in and was greeted with the smell of apple cinnamon and of course alot of organized perfectly decorated walls of pictures, containing mostly family and herself in black and white when she was younger. Her area is neat and clean, that cleaning lady whoever she is certainly know's her stuff.

"Oh~ Excuse me Misses Dawalski, let me help you out!" A delicate gentle tone came by, whom come from the kitchen with oven mitts on is none other than what I know is a kikimora, those god woman maidens if i'm correct. I sigh in relief, thank God it's not that damn cat...

I take a seat on the comfy well cleaned and decorated couch, now setting my stuff down as I then just let off one huge groan...

"Here you go mister~ Some tea and some apple pie fresh from the oven~..." The kind mamono maid offered me, patting my head even as I looked at the well made pie slice and homemade tea as the intoxicating and delicious smell invaded my nostrils, now with a form already at the side of the saucer, I reach over and start to dig in, and wow, that is some damn good pie.

"Mmph, this is some great pie, did you cook this?" I ask towards the kikimora, my face ligtening up as the kikimora nodded.

"Why yes~! It's Misses Dawalski's recipe, all organic material I assure you mister!" She bowed, God i'll admit that is the cutest thing I saw all day and the most relieving, at least that not ALL mamono are like that cheshrie cat...

Right as she seemed to dismiss herself, misses Dawalski came right on inside and took a seat with the same dish as what I have, the elderly lady thanking the kikimora.

"She's such a dear, her name is Mitsey if you don't know..." Misses Dawalski said in that happy tone of hers, taking a bite of her pie and a sip of her freash hot tea.

"Ah... w-well she's a good maid for sure." I compliment about her, and I swear I saw Mitsey's tail wag in excitement when I said that.

"So sweetie what appears to be the issue..." Misses Dawalski started us off, now sighing I tell the entire story from the start...

One Hour Later...

"And she suddenly WARPS into my car my some star trek bullcrap and she just laughed at me when I got scared! No! I friggen screamed my lungs off! I-I don't know what to do about her! Actually no, you know what i'm gonna do?? I'm gonna take her to human resources, damn it all if she isn't a human and i'll make sure she get's dealt with and FIRED!" I finished off, god that feels SO good to get off of my chest, the utter frustration of it all is just GAH! I don't even know anymore...

Misses Dawalski on the other hand seemed to get a refill of tea from Mitsey as she bowed and walked off back into the kitchen, doing who knows what.

"Well... That is quite a story you have there... Well not realy a story, but a time you certainly had... Let me tell you something about the person you have conflict with... and trust me from experience this is how you deal with them... It's just simple, don't acknowledge their presence at all... ignoring them, I know it's harder than it sounds, but eventually, her interest in you will fall overtime, depending on how persistent she is who know's but young man, if you simply endure it and just go along your business, she'll find that you are of no longer of interest to her and she'll go and bother some other person, whom which won't last long considering how... interesting she is and how... energetic and cunning as well as even crazy, i'm sure that she'll be terminated... Just do that sweetie, I believe in you..." I swear her words are like honey to my ears, actually more like honey and whip cream to me. It just relieves me of my stress and worries as now I should've just done that earlier, common sense, damn Wilson, great place to move into with such helpful neighbors... you are a genious...

I get up, I look at the clock and it's 9:26, oh crap, Alabama plays today crap! It's gonna be on in just a minute!

"H-hey thank you so much for everything Misses Dawalski! T-thank you too Mitsey for the pie and tea! I-I gotta game to watch but i'll most definentaly take your advice! H-have a nice day!" With that, I gather my stuff and walk out the door, now Mitsey refilling her tea as the elderly lady smiled...

Now entering into my apartment, I thus set my stuff down and get everything ready, in just three minutes before the game starts. Can't miss the kick off... So as I prepare my clothes, my paperwork and my daily agenda, I manage in record time got everything down for tomorrow. So now as I slam onto the couch and turn on the TV, right on time, the annoucer initializing the kickoff has spoken. Now with my light beer in hand... i'm ready...

The Next Day...

Waking up, I feel refreshed, I check my alarm clock and see that it's around six o'clock. Thankfully it's not 9:00 o'clock, sheesh, learned that the hard way. So as I therefore stretch, get up, I go to take a shower and thus I shave, polish up my hair and therefore get dressed. Next, breakfast, as I ate, I remember those simple words of advice from my next door neighbor and as I disposed of my breakfast down my stomach, I therefore lock up the house and move along my way.

Since i'm early, the traffic isn't bad at all, I get straight to work and the lights seemed to be all in my favor, all green. I park my vehicle and that was when I got out and went to then go pay for the timed parking. So after I did that I walk right into the building, passed the receptionist and into the elevator. I press the button...

"WAAAAAAIIIIT!" I hear that familiar scream, I don't even help her this time... I simply just check my watch as she seemed to have barely caught the door.... damn.

She huffed and panted as she came into the elevator car... "Good morning nya~!" She greeted me, now teleporting next to me as she once more, did that damn floating in mid air thing... I say nothing accept clear my throat and cough.

"Hellooooooo??" She hollers into my ear, wincing at it as I just simply stay quiet...

"Nya? Are you even going to look at me?? Hey! Seriously! I'm saying good morning to you! Isn't it custom common generosity to say oh I don't know 'good morning to you too' back?" Yeah, then you'll be on my ass once again... not happening cat... not happening.

Then she seemed to give a pouty face, "Ugh, fine, be that way..." Wow... it actually worked, she got off me as I looked a bit to the side as... I seemed to have seen her give off a more... saddened expression... no, she's just playing you, don't fall for it.

After the elevator came to a stop Jenny and I both stepped out as I just passed her and simply went my own way, now every blink she teleports right in front of me, to which I just go around her, and again, she teleports, this time her expression growing more and more upset that I don't seem to acknowledge her mere existence.

Now at my cubicle, I start up the PC as I log in and thus type in my password and user.

So working away at a project I was assigned to do, I therefore continue to toil away at the hours and hell, I was undisturbed... till she came right on inside my cubicle again... "Nya~!" She suddenly wrapped her arms around my waist again, I swore I just felt like I nearly died inside, but I expected it... I then just let out an infuriating sigh as I therefore continue to type away at the computer...

Then she let go of me, now literally upside down and in my face. I scrunch up my face as I simply move my head towards the side concentrating more on my work, then she teleported again! Now this time her face was sideways, forehead to the left, chin the the right as she continued to eye me, like last time, her expression now growing more annoyed.

"Heeeeey... come on... say something! Ugggghhh!" She poked my face, trying to get my attention the best way she can... But I endure and despite me wanting to say something, I give her no attention...

"Hmmm... Well then if this isn't gonna convince ya... then how bout... THIS~!" Now suddenly she teleported and this time I saw a frilly white cloth come and hit my face, now quickly seeing with my widened eyes.... her private area's in my face!! What the FUCK?!!?

I felt the blood from my head skyrocket as I was probably red as a fucking tomato at that point, I done goofed as they say. I was rolling around in my chair until she knocked me down still her muff in my face!

Then that's when I took action, I managed to throw her off as she teleported and reappeared right over me, now I had enough, I get up and I just stand to my tallest height. I'm a giant as I was called, being the tallest in my family, but not the most muscular. I'm slim and tall and that's about it, but seeing the expression from her face change, I know that she knows I mean business...

"I have had enough... ENOUGH! I've had it with your debauchery! Your horseplay! Your general foolish behavior within a professional work zone!" I scream aloud, I can't take it when a person never takes thir work seriously at ALL!

"You come in and I think you're this nice but maybe quirky girl and to find out that you can't even hold your behavior and decide to spread your chaos here! At work! out of all places! How DARE you!! How dare you come in and immediately just treat me like i'm some toy to you!!" Her ears fold back as her expression turned to fear and worry.

"Then you come and INVADE my CAR! Which I will have you arrested for, AND you come in this morning and STILL you learn nothing!! That's it! I've had enough! You clearly have absolutely ZERO tolerance in a work zone!" I stomped off, still pissed off as the people then stick out their heads from their office and start to get worried and curious as then Suzy, my co-worker as well as my friend goes off to see the cheshire cat as I walk off to human resources and next... management.

Jenny thus sat there, completely baffled as well as shocked as Suzy goes to her, "J-jenny? A-are you okay?" Then after her words echoed into her ear... She chocked as tears started to form in the corner of her eyes and then she broke down and cried loudly.

Later...

"I demand sir that Jenny the Cheshire Cat be terminated from this company and from this building! She has caused nothing but a disturbing nuisance as well as nothing but a distracting unprofessional atmosphere around ME and possibly the other employees! I will not stand for this and as well as other's that has to experience this cat wandering about fooling around with my fellow co-workers!" I explained and filed loudly at the manager as he sat behind his desk with that neutral expression as he sat and listened onto this.Thus he took a sip of his coffee, he then sighed... "Mr. Marshall I completely understand the situation that you bear around Ms. Lancer... but as much as legtitimate as your complaint is... i'm afraid that I can't let her go that easily... Now, you have alot of questions and concerns I know, but Mr. Marhshall... she's a tech savy individual, she's also very very smart and hell, work has been going alot faster so easily, now Mr. Marshall I can do this. I can transfer you over to a different department and work for them on a different floor of the building. Does that sound good?"

I had to take in this information, at first, I thought he was just a greedy asshole... which he is really but at least he's willing to change my position... so I sigh, no point in arguing, still, it just still infuriates me that she has to stay in the company, surely there are probably many people out there just like her, except with the silliness and the foolish behavior and all.

"Well... good day..." I walk out, my boss did give me the clock off to go home early, then as I clocked out, I took the lone silent elevator down and thus ended up two floors below me...

Later...

(Cutting it here for now folks, continuing tomorrow... I hope. Leave a comment on what you think.)