Talk:Fairy/@comment-26948680-20160213101253/@comment-25808351-20160213143120

"Well now aren't you a cute little thing...." She stops struggling and looks at me with a somewhat surprised expression. I then gently untangle her from the dream catcher. Now free, the fairy flutters around the dream catcher and lands in my hand.

"Oh thank you mister! What is that thing?" She points to the dream catcher. I then explain what it is to her, but she seems to be uninterested in any of it.

"Well it seems to be a more effective fairy catcher than a dream catcher...." Just then my Manticore girlfriend kicks in my bedroom door, she works night shifts and tends to be a bit cranky when she gets home.

"YOU! I want sex now...... Oi! Who's the runt ya got in your hand?"