Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34251796-20180130112444/@comment-28718853-20180222164601

I risk another peek and see that the intruder hunting me was a Jinko. Perfect, just what I needed, one of the world's greatest hunters having it out for weak old me. Her low snarls gave me an idea of where she was at the moment. The bad news was that she was closing in on me. "You're trapped like a rat here human!" I hear her growl. I can only gulp.

My entire body trembled with fear. I wasn't too worried about the rape part. Rather, I was more worried about how long the rape would go on for considering that Jinkos have lengthy and intense mating seasons. What I wouldn't do to be lying in my bed consuming a bottle of grape juice right now.

Claws appear around the edge of my cubicle, followed by the Jinko's eager face. She licks her lips, and I jump on my desk and try to vault over, but I feel her grab my arm and pull me back down. Just great!

"You have a long night ahead of you baby!" she warned me until the ear-splitting sound of glass shattering stole her attention. Another figure shot over the Jinko and used its talons to pull her away from me. I could see that the second intruder was a Harpy holding the tiger down. She turns to me, and I can see that she also has those glowing red eyes.

The Harpy starts in my direction when the Jinko gets up and wraps her claws around the avian's torso. She drags her away and snarls, "Get away from him birdbrain, he's mine!"

"Down kitty!" the Harpy quips as she uses her talons to scratch the Jinko's leg. The Jinko grunts and she releases the Harpy who flies toward me with a rapey look on her face.

I vault over the cubicle, narrowly avoiding her talons and make a mad dash for the elevator. "Get back here!" the Harpy screams, and I know that she's in pursuit along with the Jinko.

My feet leave the ground as I lunge for the elevator and slam my hand against the button. I didn't have time to see what floor the metal box was currently on, but hopefully it wouldn't take too long for my salvation to get here. The Jinko shouts and I duck aside to avoid a pair of claws that dig into the wall.

I scramble down the hall and can see the Harpy swoop after me. Until the elevator arrived, I was playing a game of cat and mouse, or more appropriately, cat, bird, and mouse.

The Harpy dives for me, and I roll under a table. Her talons screech along the wooden top as I appear on the other side and jump to my feet. "Come here husband!" the Jinko roars, and I step backwards to avoid her pounce and she crashes into a cubicle.

"Ouch," I mutter as I take off running with the Harpy now hot on my tail. "Of all the nights that crap had to go bad, it had to be this night!" I think to myself as I cut right down a row of cubicles.

My heart sinks when I see the Jinko appear at the other end of the cubicles and charge toward me on all fours with drool being flung from her mouth. I attempt to duck into the nearest cubicle when I feel the Harpy's claws dig into the back of my suit. "Got you now!" the avian sings as she tries to lift me into the air.

With a Harpy trying to fly me away and a Jinko barreling down on me, I made a split-second decision. I dropped to prone, allowing a minor chunk of my suit to be ripped away and I rolled into the cubicle next to me. I grabbed a chair just as the Jinko appeared with a face that screamed that she was ready to devour me and I swung at her.

She grabbed the chair and tore it out of my hands, following up by tossing it aside into the aisle. "Bad boy!" the Jinko coos as the Harpy folds her wings around her and struggles to pull her away.

Then, as if I had suddenly developed sonar hearing, I heard the ping of the elevator. I dash out of the cubicle and both mamono give chase. Due to their earlier scuffle I had a pretty good head start and step into the elevator. I'm pressing the first floor button as if my life depended on it, and I can feel relief wash over me as the doors begin to close.

However, my hopes are dashed when I see the Jinko's claws grab onto the doors and stops them from sealing any further. The feline powers her way in and uses her body to pin me against the wall. The Harpy stumbles in just as the doors close and now I'm trapped like an animal in a cage.

As I stare in complete horror at my two soon-to-be rapists, one thought crosses my mind: why didn't I just take the stairs?

The next morning my co-workers arrive at the building, and when they attempt to use the elevator they're greeted by an interesting sight. I'm lying unconscious in the metal box with a Jinko and Harpy on top of me, and we're in quite the mess.