Talk:Wurm/@comment-26948680-20160101215415

(In this text I'm assuming wurms are viviparous like curtain snakes)

Your wurm girlfriend whom you have been with for a long time has recently started behaving oddly. Ever since news of her sisters pregnancy reached you she has started looking at you with a sense of longing you have never seen before, she has been complaining that your house is too small along with other odd statements. Recently you spotted her reading a book which is odd seeing as it was quite a large book and she is of average intelligence for her kind. Not knowing you where there she suddenly throws the book in your direction yelling "stupid book! Wurms don't have eggs! I am not a chicken!". The books title is 'conceiving for dummies'

What do you do?