Talk:Goblin/@comment-26115871-20151124223856/@comment-25409001-20151203074951

It was supposed to be a normal day, well normal for me. I was just supposed to take a calm normal walk to clear my mind of the shit that's happened.

Unfortunately fate, or at least the diety in charge of it, hated me. So he decided to point towards me and flipped me the bird.

When the first Goblin came out of the cave I was on edge. When the next fifty suddenly followed I was frozen in fear. I held out my hands in a vaguely defensive stance as they...

ran past me?

Instead of a gang-rape of a lifetime they all cowered behind me. Each and everyone of them were saying something about danger, but their voices were lost in cacophony of the group so all I heard was babbling nonsense.

One of them, a Hobgoblin I noticed, tugged on my shirt and pointed frantically at the opening of the cave. She kept trying to say something, but once again it was lost in the group of noises that was the other fifty Goblins behind me.

I looked back at the cave in confusion, what could have possibly scared such a lar- OHSHITFUCK

I barely dodged the spear that sailed over me when I threw myself to the ground. I looked up and paled. Well I can see why the Goblins were afraid.

Because apparently they were running away from an entire tribe of Amazoness.

Yep, fate hates me.

Still I had to find some way to help them, before they decide to throw a net over me. So I tested my (Already horrible) luck and asked the group of Goblins to fight with me. I lead the charge by running first. If we lose I get an Amazoness wife, if I win I get the respect of an entire village of Goblins, so win-win.

Thankfull fate decided to give me a break and we emerge victorious.

And that my friend is how I became the king of this cave.