Talk:Cyclops/@comment-26241048-20150409210702/@comment-28935784-20150409223313

Don't forget to clean your &lsquo;weapon&rsquo; when you horny lovebirds are done. Also, offering to clean up her &lsquo;weapon;&rsquo;, tucking her into bed, giving her a sweet goodnight kiss on the cheek/forehead and offering to stay with her forever since you like that look in her eye and her eye makeup is really pretty will win you a loyal wife, albeit with a lopsided forehead and without your amazing binocular vision.