Talk:Succubus/@comment-92.32.101.142-20150529222500/@comment-67.60.14.46-20150608225849

Wait, we're all related!?

I always thought this "future wife" thing was a joke, but now it's all too real. My face grows pale, my breathing hastens, my stomach clenches, I go catatonic. At least the arguing ceases, as all of my siblings gather around me: "Are you alright!?" they all ask, not a single response from me. Eventually, after causing them all to panic, I simply stand up, and walk out of the house. I then walk around my town, pondering just what the hell is happening. I eventually return home, ignoring them as they all ask me if I am "OK". I fall into my bed and drift off into a world of disturbing dreams (due to current events). If I still had to pick, I would've said Unicorn, but the dual veejays, and the fact that I'd have to tip-toe to kiss her, is a turn off; I go with the submissive succubus (if that's what the S means, also what mils stand for?), and if she isn't submissive, the Dhampir.