Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-36481274-20181027003859/@comment-29325824-20181027152524

Alright, since you ask so nicely:

1) CUTE MONSTER GIRL BEWBZ!!!

2) A FAN WHO IS KNOWN ON THIS WIKI AS "HOLSTAURUS".

3) YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE AND FELL ON THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON.

4) MONSTER WAIFU'S WANT TO FUCK OUR BRAINS OUT YET SOMEHOW HUMANS RESIST THEM.