Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160930231811/@comment-29917665-20161011133357


 * reads [car]* *bases the WWYD reply on real-world things*

"Sorry, I'm gay," I say. Her face reddens even more and she stammars a ton as I chuckle.

"I'm kidding, Ms.[Teacher Name Here], I'm a busy man. I'm a coating inspector lead so I won't be avalable most days. I do have time next week though, I'm sure we can meet some where [insert generic dating place here] on saturday."

"I- u-umm... That'd be nice..."

And on the day of the date, we had a perfectly generic date with a movie and everything. There was even a jerk who commented on my dates apearance, and I was able to bEaT HIm InTO ThE GrOUnD FoR MY EnjOYmEnT- I-I mean.. I had defended my dates 'honor' (a silly concept, really), in a wholly non-violent way, with a few peircing words he had knealed in shame.

We parted ways with plans to meet again, and all the normal dating chenanigans happened.

Totally normal.