Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28530195-20160611171949/@comment-27950421-20160617194005

A note falls out of a summoning circle. It reads, "What's this? Someone starved for affection in my kingdom. I may be on vacation, but this still isn't gonna happen. Mr Cuddlezworth, you know what to do.

Mr Cuddlezworth flips his tail over his brow in a salute and then loudly hisses (FIRE THE CUDDLEPULT!!!)

At the top of the highest tower of the Reptile Castle a catapult rises up, in it sits one of Mr. Cuddlezworth's unrealisticly large and overtly affectionate kin. The catapult takes aim and then launches the constrictor. Shortly afterwards the Ushi-oni is hit straight in the stomach by a projectile hug and is cuddled into submission.