User blog:OxyProxGamer/A Message From The Architect

Hi!I'm Rapidamante, The Grand Supreme Magnum Celestial Astral Archtect!Of course, to make it simple for your sake I will address myself as Rapid, as it is not only convenient for the readers, but it is easier and quicker to type out than my actual name.

I'm here to talk about...Various things.Starting with:

The Torumos Grand Fair (And Why I Refused to Attend This Time Around)
Normally I have nothing against Torumos or it's grand fair.In facting I have a tendency to buy up a space in the market area and put up a tent their.That being said, I, Rapid, was rather peeved at the absolute indecency expressed when I attempted to schedule what days I would have my tent up.

Torumos' Grand Fair was poorly scheduled this year.This is because management had shifted to the son of the original Grand Host: Baltim Moraskin.Now I am a frequenter to fairs, having been to all manner of them (Including but not limited to, The Kokiro, Bostora, and Vantulos Grand fairs.)But never in my many eternities of existence have I found the service to be absolutely positively undeniably uncoordinated and badly coreographed as I did with the Torumos grand fair.Now their may have been some hiccups(As I didn't receive an invitation for this year's Vantulos Grand Fair.)But never has something been so poorly scheduled.

The first time I checked I was told that it would be on October 16th.The first friday of this year.I had alot of things at the time that I had to do (Mainly the construction of my private castle and palace:The Silver City.)So I may have misread the October sixteenth, but after checking around a bit they said it had been moved to October 23rd

What was this that I found myself in, a moving starting point?I mean it did extend my deadlines a bit but now my planning was off.

I decided to contact planning services for the fair in hopes that I could discuss with them the actual date.I found that the date had been moved to October 25th.

I was bewildered, either this date was incorporeal and could not be defined by modern understanding of the world or it was just terribly planned (The ladder rather then the former)Though I could have sworn my first invitation said October 16th.

I brought this up to customer service and after several times of being left on hold for hours on end, I decided to personally get in touch with the planning services.Little did I know this would be even less helpful.

During my contacting I was given some of the worst customer service I have ever experienced through a crystal ball.

\/Here's the transcript\/ CS:Thank you for calling customer service,Eh...How can we help you? Me:Yes, I was wondering when the Torumos Grand Fair was occuring? CS:Eh, are you a registered member for the Torumos Grand Fair Me:Actually, yes I am. CS:Do you have your ID number? Me:1975PO CS:Okay, Eh...Please hold *Several Minutes of Music* CS:Eh we do not have files for a,eh...1975PO Me:That doesn't make sense, I registered beforehand. CS:Sir you will have to get the 19FO document and send it to the eh....Address given in the 19FO document. Me:I don't have the-What is the 19FO CS:It is the document to eh...Confirm your ID number. Me:I don-I have the 19UF, can't that be used to confirm my number? CS:Eh...No you will need the 19FO Me:Okay...I just looked it up, 19FO is basically 19UF with an extra line. CS:Eh...Please hold *Several minutes of music* CS:We do eh...We do have the 19FO. Me:Okay does that mean I can ask my questions now? CS:No we need the 19KL Me:I'm not going through with this.(Hangs Up) So as you can see, not only was I unable to obtain any concrete information, I wasted around 15 minutes speaking to an incompetent mortal buffoon probably payed a penny an hour.

Anyway I'll be adding onto this...With no set pattern.So until then Bye.