User blog:Safnar/Mamonolimpics (Four legged fapp off)

Mamonolimpics

Succubus announcer: Hiya everybody. It sure is a bright and beautiful day here in the bright green demon realm of Northstone! For those of you who are alarmed that your magic quill has started righting all on its own don’t fret this is your free subscription to the MAMONOLIMPICS! *Trumpet’s sound* I know you might be wondering what the Mamonolimpics are. Well we monsters heard of your humans Olympics as a physical test of the best of the best in sports and other activity’s and we thought gee we can do that two it sounds like FUN!

Manticore Announcer: That’s right Linda it does sound like fun. Now the grand opening was yesterday and it was a group demonstration of black mass brought to you by Sabbath. And let me tell you WHAT a demonstration I do believe half the audience joined in and the other half were placing bets on what man would pass out first! Hahaha what an event.

Linda: Speaking of events Elizabeth It looks like today’s event and the first ever event in the first ever Mamonolimpics is about to take place.

Elizabeth: It sure is! The first event is called the four legged Jerk off!

Linda: HEY! Those aren’t monsters!

Elizabeth: No Linda they are not. This is an all human event! However the girls participating are going for the prize of choosing what monster they will become! First place gets the gold and the spices they chose!

Linda: But what about the other contestants don’t they get to be monsters as well?

Elizabeth: They do but for them its first come first serve, and by that I mean whatever happy monster gets to them first. Now before we get too much into the race I should explain the game and the games raking system first. Teams of three, two girls and one guy will-

Linda: Uh that guy doesn’t loo to happy to be here!

Elizabeth: Well that’s cause he’s not the men are not willing participants in this event. The man’s legs will be ties fast to the girl’s legs so that both girls has one of his legs tied to one of theirs. The two girls coordinate stroking the man and running along the track to the finish line. Points are awarded for placement and number of times they get a man to cum. Each time a man cums they team is awarded 100 points. The team that crosses the finish line first are awarded 100 points 2nd gets 50 and third gets 10. Should a team get there man to pass out they are awarded a bonus of 1000 points. Common strategy in the preliminary’s was for teams to take the track slow and pump out there man till he passes out then book it to the finish line. During this game a team my not stand stationary, a team must have at least one hand on the man’s thing at all times and the man must have cummed at least one before they can pass the finish line.

Linda: The score is kept by the magic board and will give the audience a good idea of the current standing. Also this game is brought to you by Nuzzle rope and all other Nuzzle related products. Such as nuzzle panties. “Keep his hands were they belong. On your ass.” And nuzzle bra. “So he keeps playing with them even after he falls asleep.” Now for the list of teams. Team one is Rebeca Stillwater and her twin sister Becki Stillwater. These two have made headlines amongst the monster community for having almost succubus level fapping skills…. Almost. There human is Lawrence Cap a small time villager from the border of Northstone.

Elizabeth: team two is the pretty Mrs. Butterstill and Jackie McMillian. Mrs. Butterstill joined this event when she found her husband cheating on her. He has been her play toy ever since and that is him they are tying up between the two of them. Mrs. Butterstill has stated that she wants to be a Lamia when she wins so she can continue to punish her husband in new and exiting ways. She plans to use her intermit knowledge of her husband’s cock to her advantage.

Linda: Next up is team three and- he-hey! Are those girls teenagers!

Elisabeth: Indeed they are. There is no real age limit to these games and the next three teams are all teenagers fresh from human to monster high the sensual school teaching human girls the basics of monster know how before conversion. All three girls were the champions of the schools last three Fapp offs and they have been training endlessly to get into this game for the chance to choose the monster they will become.

Linda: Well the first team from HMH is third year Jessica and fourth year Teresa! And… say that’s a surprisingly short boy they have there!

<p class="MsoNormal">Elisabeth: That’s a boy from there school. Boys are enrolled in HMH normally at the age of twelve but the magic’s there in the food and in the beds they sleep in keep them relatively short and weak compared to the girls. Making it easier for the monsters in training to practice overpowering and milking men.

<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: Well it says here that Jessica has taken multiple classes on fapping and squeezing tekneeks in her stay were as her partner Teresa supposedly has after school practice sections with the first year boys. The fourth team and the second from HMH is Britney Cool and Amanda Merchal and they are H-Hang on! It says they are 5th and 8th years!

<p class="MsoNormal">Elisabeth: *Sigh* Well Linda a female attendee at HMH can graduate at any time. When they are young or when they develop more. It all depends on the monster they wish to become. You see graduation is when they chose to cancel the spells on them allowing the buildup of demon realm produce they consume and the DM that’s in there systems to change them into monsters. Now most girls attend the school and take classes that help them temper their minds and body’s to the nature of the monster they wish to turn into but it isn’t a guarantee even then they will turn into that monster. That is why these girls are participating in this event.

<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: When do they boys graduate?

<p class="MsoNormal">Elizabeth: When a graduated girl takes him home. Britney and Amanda both have the advantages of a few years in the best Sex Ed. School on the planet. The Fifth group is 7th year Rose Hulle and 9th year Marsha Crowl. Marsha has been studying hard to become a mantice a spices partially known for being able to get a man really going once they put there delakit hands on him and Rose is four times winner of the Fapp off that poor boy doesn’t stand a chance.

<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: The sixth and final teem is Crystal Breast and Samantha Slone. Crystal hopes to be a holsterus and has a bust size to show for it, rumor has it she got a witch to cast a spell on her breast so that when she pushes them against a man the man gets more sensitive to pleasure.

<p class="MsoNormal">Elizabeth: Linda your holding the rule book isn’t that kind of thing illegal in this game?

<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: Uhhhh no no its not. It seems all contestants have an advantage this is anyone’s game. The girls are lined up the men are desperate and thrashing about. The referee is at the line. Pants are down aaannnnnnnd THERE OFF! …. At a snail’s pace.

<p class="MsoNormal">Elisabeth: Looks like all the teams have the same idea. Go slow aim for a pass out and then book it to the finish line. It truly is incredible though. Look at all their hands working. If only you could see this readers.

<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: hey can’t the magic quill send images? What if we sent them a picher! Let me see.

<p class="MsoNormal">Elisabeth: Perfect timing on that image it catches the first points being awarded! The teams are just reaching the first half of the race. Right now it’s Teem two in the lead with 300 points with team four just behind with 200, but I’d say from the looks of those men many more points will be dished out soon! And OH! Look at that cum shot! He hit the team ahead of them! Looks like our first pass out is going to be soon as team three rockets into first with 500 points I don’t think that man has much left in hi- and he’s out like a light! Team three just got him to cum once more for a total of six times and now he’s out cold! They are taking off! Look at them run! Headed for first place! But they aren’t the only ones looking to take the first place bonus! Team four is trying to keep up with them despite having there man still conchus! And teem Five just had there man pass out cummings a total of five times! It looks like all the other contestants are trying hard to keep up with men orgasming and passing out left and right if we didn’t have the board to help us keep track wed be lost by now! They are in! Teem three crossed first for a total of 1700 points! Followed by team four! With a total of 1450! And in third place is team two with 810 points! Looks like all those times Mrs. Buttersill has use her man in a competition has really raised his endurance and she and her team mate couldn’t achieve a knock out. And that’s the end of the race. Join us in a few moments for the award ceremony and monetarization. In the meantime please enjoy this add from our sponsor Magic quills Inc.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: Well we are back. The men have been given a comfy place to rest in the weresheep pen and the participants have lined up on the field. Now Elisabeth is going to give you the run down on the field with the participants.

<p class="MsoNormal">Elizabeth: I’m down here on the field with the consistence and some of them *off in the distance someone is showing. “Ahhhhhhh~ nooo. The goo its every were~ s-stop ill melt! Ohhh it feels sooooooo good”* Right as you can hear many of the contestants are already in the proses of being changed. Mrs. Buttersill lucked out and is at the bottom of a lamia pile…. Fairly certain all the tail tips are down there two if you catch my drift. Now I was going to go and interview the winners and ask them all about the race and emotions but all the monsters couldn’t wait any longer. Leftovers from the race were being licked up and well… Jessica has chosen to become a yeti and I have never seen a yetis paws so wet and sticky. Teresa had opted to just become a succubus witch is sooooo boring that you know wat I think ill through a little of my Manticore mana in there. Don’t trip down the stairs Linda im starting without you!

<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: HEY! No fair we had a deal. Uhhh umm lades and gentlemen I hopeyoullcomejoinustomarroortuneinwiththemagicqullfortomarrowsevent! Kbye! *The microphone is tossed the sound of hurried heels clacking down stairs is heard.*