Talk:Alp/@comment-26376061-20160723153019

You have invited a friend to stay over until his house is fixed, because Billy managed to destroy it using an egg, a bottle of Satyros wine, a lighter, and a balloon filled with helium. Anyway, he is now in the bathroom, washing off whatever Billy did to destroy his house off of his body, and you...end up bleeding with glass shards embedded in your hand. Cursing your bad luck, you stumble over to the bathroom to grab the first aid kit you keep in there. On your way over to the shelf where it is kept, you slip on a puddle of water, and fall into the shower. You notice your friend has a tail, wings, horns...and a vagina. Yep. He's an Alp. In this situation,

WDYD?