Talk:Alp/@comment-25095137-20140818153604/@comment-50.141.110.138-20150209042650

Why either-or? I'd take both. Alps might have started off male, but they're female now. Imagine having a girlfriend who has a superhuman sex drive, superhuman stamina and is never not in the mood -- but who also has a male outlook on shopping, doesn't play bizarre emotional dominance games like making you guess why she's upset at you for something not your fault, and will happily discuss fantasy football with you without humoring you? About the only drawback to an alp is the lack of large breasts -- but if you're breast-fixated, the Alice won't do anything for you either. And don't forget, an alp is still a succubus and can likely shapeshift into a more feminine form.