Talk:Vampire/@comment-25601391-20150224144346/@comment-25808351-20150225084043

Me: Holly shit it's a vampire! Thank the almighty I brought my "Van Hellsing approved vampire hunter kit". Step 1: Locate your vampiric target. Check. Step 2: Confront target (preferably when sleeping). Check. Step 3: Get-

Vampire: THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE!

Me: Oh shit