Talk:Anubis/@comment-69.161.50.229-20160222203442/@comment-27550231-20160313060917

Me: "I have a girlfriend"

Anubis: "Oh my gosh, I said be come my servant not my sex slave! So do you want water or not?"

Me: "I have a girlfriend"

Anubis: What... you know what here. I hope you choke on it! -drops canteen-

Me: "I... have... a girlfriend" -Passes out-