Talk:Kobold/@comment-31.54.197.68-20150816081719/@comment-173.55.154.152-20150821001429

I vhallenge guard to a fight where the stakes are his armour and my freedom (i.e becoming slave)

Being the cheap bastard I am, I do the following:

Throw salt in his eyes

Punch his neck

Smash his right hand into his face because it's near his face

Kick balls as he's too panicked and/or confused to react

Win as this is the end of fight

Use body of armour to disguise kobold

Go to bar with kobold to have fun with friends:

Friend: why is she wearing the armour you won

Me: She's too shy to show her ugly face

Guard: Oi, that was cheap! (His balls still hurt)

Me: There weren't any rules besides to loser losing and me possibly becoming a slave

After party, me and kobold go on adventure in the woods hunting for tasty meat

From that day on we make big money selling nice meat.