Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-26115871-20151224034656/@comment-193.32.79.27-20160105122841

Even though I know that, as a Slime, she should be safe, I can't help but feel sorry for the poor thing. So against my better judgement, I grab a branch and carefully push the (broken) egg out of the branches and into my arms.

The Humpty Egg immediatly glomps me and thanks me, her new hubby. I swallow nervously but the Humpty Egg just happily nuzzles up against me. Immediatly afterwards, my Mad Hatter wife catches up to me and demands to know what's going on. I explain it and, knowing she won't be able to get rid of the Humpty Egg, we decide to adopt her as both another wife for me and an honorary daughter for the Mad Hatter.

And that's how my loving family expanded even more. Now if you'll excuse me, my wives and I will copulate in the Humpty Egg's shell. Free from any and all interruptions.