Talk:Echidna/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151226032338/@comment-5426290-20160202125436

I whine while the little monster children crawl in and on the bed with me. "Sweety, we can't keep making more. I can barely pay for the mansion and us all as it is."

The Echidna looks surprised. "We are strapped for cash? But what happened to my treasury?"

I cock my eyebrow. "Treasury?"

She then leads us all to a massively underground chamber filled to the brim with gold. She smiles back to me. "Sorry I kept this from you, but we won't be going broke anytime soon."

I stammer back. "B-but I worked hard to provide for us all this time, it wasn't necessary at all. We could live twenty lives and still not work a day in our lives."

She sticks out her tongue. "A working man is a healthy man~"

I fold my arms at her. "You know.. All that time working I could have spent sexing you and raising our kids."

Her tail drops to the ground and her smile falls away. "...." She then frantically tackles me to the ground. "Quit your job and meet me in the bedroom! NOW!" \(>.<)/