Talk:Jiangshi/@comment-26948680-20150913202504/@comment-8667508-20151001035452

I try to go the simple, non-perverted route of just pulling her up...

Me: "Sorry... I'm a bit of a wuss... you're heavier than you look. You don't mind if I massage you, do you?"

Jiang: "Not at all."

After some awkward groping, she's loose enough to stand up on her own. After she insists that I write something, I write friend and start walking away.

Before I make it three steps, however...

Jiang: "We could have some 'benefits'..."