Thread:MekRex101/@comment-38232361-20190627015053/@comment-38232361-20200403160747

Long before the massive pile of horse shit that is the Twilight Saga, vampires, or vampyr, had some additional weird quirks about them. One of which was that they were possessed with a compulsion to know the exact number of things, so a method to get rid of them was to spill a bag of rice infront of them and by the time they finish counting the sun is up and roasting them.