User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-27550231-20160523013246/@comment-27950421-20160525174120

I stand up, "Damn... I guess this is your win. Well Aabi, I'm glad you finally worked through your irrational hatred of me. Now we can stride foreward together in jolly cooperation! But first, for defeating me you're going to receive some fabulous prizes!"

I hand a pamphlet and a pair of tickets to Aabi, "Aabi, you get an all expenses paid trip for two to the Bone Sand Isles! Don't worry about the name, everything is named some kind scary title in my kingdom. The place is actually a an island resort and spa. We recently had some renovations done over there to better support living armors, golems, and other none biological mamono. You can be the first to try them out!"

I wave my hand dramatically at a summoning circle that appears near by, "And for BTR..."

A familiar looking Wurm falls out of the summoning circle and looks around in a confused manner.

Her attention is quickly drawn to us as I yell, "A BRAND NEW WAIFU!!!"

"HUSBAND!!!" yells the Wurm joyfully as she charges at BTR.

I hold up my guitar, "this is why you don't try to break my stuff."

I then disappear.

(In the obervation lounge)

I reappear in an empty recliner with glass full of lemonade, "Well that was fun."