Talk:Heaven/@comment-25311645-20141229173308/@comment-30014014-20170423154956

So this is heaven? This place looks pretty lackluster if you ask me. Seriously, the food is underwhelming, the service is atrocious and with everyone of their denizens acting all high and mighty, I feel like all the gods around like walking  around with a stick up their bums so far up that it essentially acts as their grumpy spines.No wonder most of the old deities left this place.

By the way, anyone knows where that crippled and throne-bound lazy bos'thet they call the light spectrum patron is? I kinda want to take a memorium of her to send over to my boss just so I can shoot down any opportunities for a formal greeting.