Talk:Holstaur/@comment-28739144-20161007193635

If Holstaurs were real,i would adopt one...Just because i wouldn't have to go to da store and spend $5.49 on buying milk,cause a Holstaurus would produce it for me instead(For Free,enough to eat "Lucky Charms"cereal 4 times a day).I'll just make sure of giving her enough attention,or something worse could happen(Something like,ending raped and becoming father of 3 kids or something,just a example).Also i would have someone to support me in my forever aloneness.