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 * In the Presidential office

"Mr. President, there is a huge lizard blocking several roads and an airstrip." The Minister of Home Affairs woke me up from my nap.

"Any damage or casualties?" I asked.

"None" he responded.

"Do I look like dgoddamn animal control to you?" I retorted not even raising my head from the table.

"..." The misnister left the office without a word.