Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-29602226-20160818165457/@comment-29602226-20160820005725

The Reptile King wrote: A roper? Maybe. Probably not. But maybe. A Dark Slime would magic and slime your face off. USHI-ONI SMASH!!! And the Oomukade has a whole lot more physical power in her tail that you do in your entire body.

I'm not speaking of being strong enough to defeat them. I'm speaking of being able to kill them. I don't care if we are speaking of swords, machine guns, flamethrowers or bazookas.

If I were to see a Dark Slime in real life, I would go "OH JESUS CHRIST, IT'S SATAN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

If I were to see a Kobold in real like, I would be like "Aaaw! Did your mommy made that dog costume for Halloween? What? It's not a costume? Your are a real dog person?... Can I take you home?"

EDIT: NOT for sexy stuff. Just to adopt her.