Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-26948680-20150926222936/@comment-172.5.5.36-20150930063009

Why, I do the only reasonable, righteous thing I can do.

I smash the egg open, using some guy named Bill as my hammer. Due to him hitting the eggshell face first, his face is the first one seen by the Humpty Egg, and she immediately jumps him.

Poor Bill.