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Party University is pleased to bring you a new class specifically tailored to educate you on the many, numerous subtle signs a mamono will give if she's chosen to claim you as her husband. So without further adieu, I welcome to Party University's Guide to Telling if You Are Married to a Mamono.

So. With the intro out of the way, we'll start with Indication Number 1 that you are, in fact, married to a Mamono.

1: She's sitting on your dick.