Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37843592-20181220063112/@comment-27950421-20190225191309

"And this is why I'm breaking up with you. Everything is melodrama when you're around. Remember, it's not me, it's you."

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Hurry Protagonist Man! The Order zealot Dr Bad Guy is charging his Prude Laser as we speak! If he isn't stopped than he'll destroy all of the porn in the world!