Talk:March Hare/@comment-31594143-20170602220117/@comment-31594143-20170612051532

Oh, and also, about what you said about me coming from the future and all that god and demon lord stuff. You were PARTLY right. Here's how it went down

Scince more and more monsters were getting pregnant, and having children, the population of human men were going down. So, local scientist took DNA from 10 of every single monster species alive, and managed to use advanced technology to rearrange some of the DNA in the monsters' sex cells, so that monsters could give birth to human, men and women. When they injected the newly recalibrated cells into their proper bodies.

But they weren't so sure it would work. So, they tinkered with an 11th cheshire cat's sex cells, and locked her in a soundproof room room with a fairly unpopular researcher. The next day, they let them both out, and found that they were in love, and the cheshire cat was already pregnant.

Nine months later, she gave birth to twins; A human boy, and another cheshire cat. They were both healthy, but the boy had a rare eye disorder, they had to remove his eye and replace it with one made of demonic energy. A week later, the other experimented monsters were released back to where they were found. But the couple was given a paycheck that was enough for the researcher to prematurely retire.

They ended up getting married, and living together with their children, whose names were now... Maya and Endier.