User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160509173046


 * puts a pair of summoning circles above and bellow Safnar, setting him up in an infinite falling loop*

Me: We're making progress then. Now I want you to just enjoy your skydiving until you've got the excess energy burned out. After that, try mixing in different parts of a coco plant.


 * I turn back to Rhun*

Me: Now Rhun, I appreciate your efforts, however this is unsuitable for properly training raptors. While they have tacken a more human form, they are still raptors. Exercise and the opportunity to "hunt" is still required for their physical and emotional well being. Frilly outfits and being forced to behave in the manner of a "proper lady" would only harm them. It would be akin to rendering a Shoggoth such as yourself unable to serve a master. I already have a specialist coming in. She's a from a village on the eastern border, comprised mostly of Kikimora and Kunoichi. The village specializes in ninja maids. With my supervision she will be unique qualified to train them in priper behavior, how to serve their master, and how to utilize their natural talents and instincts in a more constructive manner. So I ask you to be patient until she arrives.