Talk:Witch/@comment-24376783-20151106175449/@comment-26115871-20151107061539

"Show me magic first."

". . . Like a blowjob?"

"No, like pulling a wererabbit out of your hat or shooting a fireball or something."

". . . I uh . . . I-I uh . . ."

With a sigh I shake my head. "Look, you're really cute BUT I have no proof that you're a witch instead of a naughty little girl who wants to become an adult a little too quickly."

"But you're a loli lover!"

"Yes, but I'm not a 'brought-to-court-with-a-pedophile-charge-because-your-parents-heard-of-what-I-did' lover."

". . . I'm an orphan."

"Well in that case, right this way."