Talk:Lava Golem/@comment-26380985-20160317015009/@comment-28856683-20160328023802

Using my expertise in geomancy skills I control the lava in the volcanoes and basically flood the soldiers along with the surrounding area with a colossal lava tsunami. Then I make the lava recede back into their respective volcanoes and the lava golems all try to have sex with me at once.

Fun times.