Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20160329085828/@comment-27069434-20160331091509

Have I mentioned I'm a dirty cheater today?

Getting killed/humiliated or married? O-oh, a tough choice! I take option three.

I ask for delay to craft a set of armor. Then go to Hellhound and ask her to help me out by letting me shag the hell outa her (and, when I'm outa breath - by her doing me relentlessly) nonstop all the while the armor is being crafted. Aslo, we'd have to feed off of demon realm vegetation to increase the demonic energy output. A helping hand (and something else, too) from a friendly neighbourhood Lich and/or Cyclops would be greatly appreciated. By the time the armor is crafted, it should pack enough demonic energy to have become a suit of Living armor (thank KC for the new mamono). The rest is simple; put the armor on, wipe the not-so-metaphorical floor with the knight by myself (well, Armor and me) and then, as old Willy Shakespeare once said, "Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war!" upon the wretched town.

To sum it up: I get to marry (in my right mind and by free choice) a Hellhound, a set of Living Armor, perhaps even a Lich and/or Cyclops, and a huge feeling of satisfaction at the petty cost of sore groin after a couple of months of nonstop making out. Fair enough by me.