User blog comment:Doctor Ibrahim/Ask the Doc and his Family!/@comment-30061283-20161204205725/@comment-28358106-20161204214358

Adelaide puts her quill down.

"Ah, yes. I have heard much about you, Mr. Inches.  Let's see..."

Asja hands her a docket. Adelaide flips through the pages, putting on a pair of reader glasses.

"Thank you, dear. Now, let me see...allegations of...pedophilia, disturbing the peace, several dozen counts of public indecency..." She looks over her glasses at Inches, closing the docket.

"Quite a litany of charges against you, Mr. Inches. I think it would be prudent to discuss them before any negotiations regarding the establishing of a religious order take place.  Don't you agree, sir?"