Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180422085943/@comment-11882399-20180422192407

Politely refuse, head home alone and get ambushed in a dark alley by a ghoul.

Six months later I'm at an undead ball being introduced to high society - we made love so much my (now) wife turned into a wight and is expecting twins.

And I'm still trying to figure out what happened.