Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170128201512

The Reptile King wrote: Ok, here's one:

I liek turtles! Yeah.

&lsquo;Oh, you like nice, slow sex at the pace of a turtle? Anything for you, my love!&rsquo; *Starts gentle, romantic sex by gyrating on your lap and hips very softly, cooing in your ear about whether it feels good and it's hurting you*

Or perhaps:-

&lsquo;WHAT? What do you think that SLUT of an unagi joro has on me? *heartbroken sobbing* I love you so much, I'll cook, clean, and be your sex slave, but no turtles!!!!!!! PLEASE, Master, I'm begging you! You've already ruined me for other dicks!&rsquo;