Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-28718853-20190919132724

"Ha! Please lady, I already have the greatest face around.  You touching it would ruin its already perfect complexion.  And I have attracted many maidens, so my virginity is nonexistent."

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"Hey there. Would you like to go out on a date with me?  I know of a fine restaurant close by and I'll pay for all the food."