User blog:Ore-samma/Short-shot; HusBanDers (Avengers Parody) (Bicorn) (Ogre) (Chesire Cat) (Raiju) (Gremlin) (Lizardman) (Liche)

Hello Fans, Ore-Samma here!

This one was a special one-shot request by Throgma!

I was originally writing something way longer and more grim than this.

It was suggested to make it more light-hearted and funny. So here it is!

Very difficult to do the more mamono you have, and the shorter the story!

11/10 difficulty! I think the quality suffers a little for it.

However, I plan to post the longer version in due time! The more difficult a story is the quicker it burns you out!

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Allow me to introduce the cast

Nikki Fury (nick fury) = Bicorn

Captain Amanda (Capt America) = Lizard woman

Toni-Mark (Tony Stark) = Gremlin

Professor Peculiar (Dr Strange)  = Liche

Sue Manner (Bruce Banner / Sulk) (Hulk) 

Storm Core (Thor) = Raiju

Traci (Loki) = Cheshire cat

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I hope you enjoy!

Ever your Servant-

Ore-Samma

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I stopped amidst the battle chaos in front of a grim looking Raiju and a Cheshire Cat looking at me with the stupid grin they typically have.

“Whatever you’re planning, it won’t work. I suggest you run away.” I said, hoping she would listen.

“Now, mow, meow.” The Cheshire Cat said, sauntering a little closer. “There’s no need for this little skirmish, yes? What brings you to Wonderland? Perhaps we can come to some arrangement?”

I felt my father’s magical influence take over, and spoke his words. “Just who are you anyway?”

“I am Core, daughter of Joanden, this is my sister Traci.” The Raiju said, electricity sparking menacingly around her body.

“The only arrangement I will accept is for the immediate and permanent withdrawal of all Mamono into Wonderland.” My Father spoke, using my mouth.

Traci’s smile stiffened and her ears twitched. “You sound...different. Who are you?”

“I am Thanatos, I speak through my son, and he is the champion of our people. You will submit!”

Core stepped forward, “I don’t think so.” and threw her hammer.

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I braced myself internally as my father released his vocal control and resumed the enslavement magics to have me fight. The hammer hit the chest plate but only served to knock me back. I stepped forward and pressed the attack, grabbing Core’s throat and throwing her aside. I was about to follow up with a kick to the cat when she landed on my shoulders and whispered in my ear just as I grabbed her.

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“By the way….we have a Sulk”

“Sulk?”

I saw a flash of movement just as I raised her above my head and was dropped kicked by an ogre.

''“Sulk Smash! Sulk Strong!”'' The creature roared and started flailing her arms wildly against the armor I was wearing.

Even though I was magically enslaved, I felt a sort of shame and embarrassment for the Ogre’s tactics as I grabbed her arms and planted a solid headbutt on her cranium and allowed her to fall.

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The magics controlling me was about to have me bring my foot down on her head, when a Lizardwoman smashed into me with her shield and helped her companion to her feet.

“HusBanDers!” She cried out, “Assemble!”

“Nice of you to drop in, Captain Amanda!” Traci said with a wink to the Lizardwoman.

I watched as the group was joined by a Gremlin in a battle mech, and a strange-looking Liche.

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“Great.” I muttered, “an entire  team to take me down? And who or what do I call you two?” I dusted off the arms of my armor. “And do you really think you have the power or will to defeat me?”

“Penny Peculiar.” The Liche said, golden circles surrounding her hands as she prepared a spell. “And you’ll find that our power and will is more than equal to yours!”

“And I am Iron Maiden!” The Gremlin said with a cocky grin,

“Should’ve called yourself Junkpile-Jenny. What a ridiculous get-up unbefitting of any warrior or hero!” I scoffed.

“Ridiculous? Unbefitting?” The Gremlin snorted and adopted a theatrical pose. “Doth mother knoweth that thou dost weareth her garter belt and corset ensemble? Purple-th is it? With a hint-eth of black in all the righteth spots? eth?”

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''Seriously? Were these heroes for real?''

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A huge energy beam flashed above  and I turned to see the flagship that carried my father’s forward shock troop army and myself this far, fall to the ground.

“Bad mistake, eyes on the prize!” Captain Amanda cried out and rammed her shield into my helmet knocking it clean off.

With the aid of the magical armor I was wearing, and the magical enslavement my father put me under, I put up the best struggle I could. But the Armor of the Crowned Archangels was only strong as long as the sun was in the sky, and it seemed as though the ‘HusBanDers’ knew this and were purposefully keeping me away from the capital ship….not that it mattered….from the sounds I heard in the distance, I imagined the ship was being torn apart, and the men were being captured with ease from the sheer numbers they had to face surrounded on all sides.

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I panted as the armor kept tapping into my personal reserves of strength and stamina.

Kinda like how I am surrounded on all sides! I thought as the armor connected another blow to the Sulk and was immediately on the receiving end of Core’s hammer, and a bolt of electricity.

I struggled to stand, but Core’s lightning was now joined with an energy blast from  Ironmaiden, and Penny’s magic.

I cried out as the armor fell from my body, smoldering with faint whiffs of steam and fell down. My last view was of the HusBanDers all looking down at me…. All smiling.

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(later)

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“Husband!” Amanda called out. “It’s time to go to the peace summit!”

I tried to roll over, but Sulk pulled me back to her body. “No! Mine!” She whined, not yet ready to end her turn with me just yet.

I sighed, "No? What do you mean no?" I shouted back, resorting to tickling her ribs and quickly jumped out and was immediately grappled by Toni-Mark.

“Surely husband has time for a quickie?” She said with a grin.

I shook my head. “Toni, we discussed this!” I said forcing her mech and her arms off me. “Tuesday is your day, and besides- oof!” I cried out as Traci grabbed me from behind and started a playful tug-of-war with Toni.

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“Back off! It’s my day!” Amanda bellowed as she strode into the  (six)  sex-way tug-of-war between the HusBanDers. She wielded her wooden sword and swatted everyone who lingered on the bottom. Afterwards she finally composed herself and smiled. “It’s been quite a few weeks, hasn’t it?” She said with a smile, tracing her finger on my chest.

I sighed, “It has been indeed.”

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That was an understatement! After my father was defeated, and his army scattered to the Mamono who wrecked his capital ship, I was supposed to be held hostage as a prisoner of war, and returned to the Order as a bargaining chip for peace.

However, the thought of returning to life under the Order and my father was just too terrible to consider, and I was able to secure asylum with the Mamono Empire.

The only catch was…..I had to be married to a citizen.

That, and with the Lilium leadership wanting to reward the HusBanDers….and all of them wanting me to be their husband…..

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“But seriously, doesn’t it seem to be a bit….much? To be married to seven wives?” I said, looking at Nikki Fury, the behind-the-scenes leader of the group, seeing her cast her lustful gaze my way.

Amanda sighed as slammed the bathroom door on Nikki and helped herself to me, then helped me bathe, dress, and prepare for the peace summit.

“Look, all I know is; I wanted you all to myself. And sharing the best that humanity has is enough for me, especially since I still get to steal you away everyso often!”

I internally chuckled.

Each of my seven girls would have me for a full day. And all of them would try to steal me away for ‘seconds’ after each coupling with the primary wife.

It was a tug of war that sometimes morphed itself into multi-mamono orgies and always left me with barely any sleep. And it seemed that the only break I would get is when they eventually get pregnant and would be out of rotation for a while.

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The trip to the summit was pleasant though, for the first time in weeks, I was with only one of my wives. The others were arriving in a separate vessel, and I was able to catch up on some sleep along the way.

Soon after everyone was seated, Nikki Fury started the conversation, addressing the representative from the Order.

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“First order of business, I would like to state that all the unmarried stormtroopers captured within the borders of the Mamono Empire, have been paired with wives, and are not part of the negotiations. That leaves the upper echelon of command to include Thanatos, the commander.”

I looked up at the mention of my father’s name but said nothing.

“Understood.” The representative said. “And we would like to start this by stating that commander Thanatos started his entry into your lands without proper authorization by leadership.”

Nikki turned to me. I sighed and nodded. My father did indeed made the claim of rallying the crew of the ship on their own accord, and wanted to ‘take steps’ that he believed the Order was unwilling to.

“Ah, is this Nathan? Thanatos’ son?” The representative said, noticing Nikki's glance and was now looking at me.

“He is.” Nikki said with a nod. “He is also my husband, and the husband of the heroes who took down Thanatos’ creation; The Crowned Archangel armor.”

“Ah yes. That.” The representative said. “The Order is willing to pay reparations to your empire for the return of the armor, commander Thanatos, and the upper echelon of his command to face justice  for their war crimes.”

“Agreed.” Nikki replied and stood along with the delegation.

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I watched as my father and his subordinates filed in and were taken into the custody of the Order. My father stopped as he reached me and stared for a moment.

“You realize that this peace won’t last. The Order will return eventually. You really think that I acted fully on my own?”

I nodded, “And there will always be those like me. Willing to lay down war for love. You think we didn’t know the Order knew?”

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Without a word, my father left, and I saw several attendants carry the pieces of the Armor away.

“Come, Nathan.” Nikki said, draping her arm around my shoulders.

I followed her and Amanda with a strange melancholy tingling along the fringes of numbness.

“He’s right you know.” Nikki said as we entered into the transport that would take us back to the capital. “But thankfully, we have a team of heroes that will always see to our safety.” She rested her head in my lap but Amanda quickly snatched me away.

“Hey! It’s my turn to be with him!” Amanda shouted, “You get to be with him tomorrow!”

“Come now! Remember when I shared him with you last time during the evening?” Nikki said with a smile, pulling me a little closer.

“Mine!” Amanda cried out tugging me back. “I’ll share when its time for bed!”

“Speaking of bed-” Traci meowed as she entered the transport.

I sighed as the silly tug-of-war escalated into everyone demanding a piece of me which ended with Amanda once again swatting everyone on the bottom until they went away.

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“Whew!” She exhaled and curled into my chest, tracing her finger along my chin, cheeks, and lips. “Now then, where were we?” She said leaning forward and brought her lips to mine.

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(pov break)

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“Alright, alright everyone- let’s give them their day!” I called out, pushing the others away from the door of the transport and banged on the back to let the driver know to get moving.

“Awww, c’mon Nikki! It’s not fair!” Core said crossing her arms.

“Indeed.” Penny said while nodding. “Whose bright idea was it to have all of us married to husband anyway?”

“Yours!” Traci and Toni said at the same time.

“I just can’t get enough of him.” Toni sighed. “Even with my gadgets to enhance the time together! This would be so much easier if I could just get pregnant!” She checked her watch. “Bah- I won’t be ovulating for another week!”

“Tell you what-” I said as we all entered our own transport. “Tomorrow, when it’s my turn; as long as you give me some time with husband till the afternoon, I’ll share him with everyone all evening and night!”

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I smiled as the rest of my team cheered and whooped to the idea. It was certainly good to keep all of us together and happy cause after all-

Our transport rocked violently as several explosive rounds slammed into the side.

“Commander Fury! We got incoming! The Eastern order crossed the border! I’m detecting several attack ships enroute!”

“Open the side door! Toni! Suit up! Penny take Core and Traci to higher ground, Sulk! Better get over there and see what you can smash! Everyone ready?”

*Ready!*

“HusBanDers! Assemble!”

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-after all, we were a team.