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DarthNP wrote: Let's see....I would start with...

AUTOMATON - FOR SALE

Do you want your house clean but you board of Slimy shoggoth? Or you have allergy when you smelled a kikimora's feather? An Automaton can help you

Those beatiful gynoid required only spirit energy! With low mainantance, they're docile toward master. Furthurmore, they can clean the house like Organic Maid? Sound great?

Not only that. They are equipped with Demonic Energy weapon like from future. Included energy sword and Energy firearm. Now you're a Jedi!

With the price only 40,000$ we have free dilivery and 1 years insurance. But wait, if you're first 20 call. We sold you for 30,000$! That's 25% off!

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You never fail to amuse me Darth with all that references.