Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-46700864-20200829135509/@comment-37419972-20200910153107

May as well continue with my Wolfenstein thing.

HAHA! Finally, I've conquered the Mamano provinces for the Fuhrer! Not only that, but it was extremely easy to convert most of the local Aryan population to National Socialism! This alone has given me prestige among the elites in Germania- maybe I'll be Fuhrer, eventually.

Another sucess for the Thousand Year Reich! Come along Hans, I must make the Fuhrer proud!

(a month later)

Hans: Sir, we suceeded in capturing the rebels in Royal Maka- sorry, Hyperborea province.

Me: Haha, nice. Any more stuff you need me to know?

Hans: Well... the resistance was formed by someone called Blazkowicz-

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BLAZKOWICZ! HOW DID HE GET HERE! No matter, get the Waffen SS to search the countryside again, maybe they'll find something.

(2 months later)

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'VE STOLEN THE ODIN CODES!

Hans: I'm sorry sir! The rebels broke into our complex and stole the codes!

Me: And?

Hans: Well... ODIN has been captured. The Mamano and Americans are in revolt.

Me: No matter, get the Panzers out and crush them!

(4 months later)

Hans: ...

Me: ...

Hans: America has been fully liberated, the Ausmerzer has been captured, a joint Order-Mamano expedition is marching on Reichskommissariat Daemonica, the puppet regimes have been overthrown, Daemonica's capital city of Hyperborea is in danger of falling along with us, an entire Waffen SS brigade has defected to be with their wifes, our final weapon, the Sun Gun has been destroyed along with our atomic arsenal, and I'm married to a Kunoichi.

Me: At least things coulden't get any- Wait, you're married to WHAT?

Hans: She's not a what, her name is Izumi!

Izumi: (stares silently)

Me: ...notwithstanding the fact that she somehow got in here, YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE VATERLAND! DIE! (pulls out luger)

Hans: I woulden't call that a good idea...

Me: WHY! MY CAREER AS FUHRER IS GONE! THANKS TO YOUR WIFE AND THE RESISTANCE, I'VE ALSO LOST YOU, MY BEST FRIEND!

Hans: No, it's because Izumi's sister is behind you.

Me: Wait, wha- ohhhhhhhhhh

Hans: Well, that was nice. Wanna go to your village?

Izumi: (blushes and nods)

remember kids, love always will triumph over the darkest of evils.