Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180927015031/@comment-27950421-20180927021054

I wait for her in my apartment with the door unlocked. When she suddenly appears before me (because why would a ninja use the door like civilized person?) I look her in the eye.

My eyes narros, "I suppose you think you've won this encounter."

She raises an eyebrow, "You say that I haven't?"

I give her a cocky smirk, "You would have, except you made one fatal mistake..."

Her eyes suddenly widen, "What!?"

I point dramatically at my coffee table where a single yu gi oh card lays face down, "YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!!"

She stares blankly at me for a moment. She looks at the card. Then back to me. Then to the card again. Finally curiosity gets the better of her and she walks over to the table and picks up the card. She stares at for a long moment.

She holds it up to me, "This is just a picture of your penis."

I suddenly tackle her to the ground, tossing off my pants and tearing through her clothing in a single move.