Talk:Cancer/@comment-25095137-20140809023727/@comment-25035274-20140809181037

The girl body is cute as hell. The crab body is a little...different, but...ok. I can kinda see where she's goin' with that.

No, that's a lie. I don't know what's with the crab body at all. It's weird and it's freakin' me the hell out. Plus she's just randomly trying to touch me? What the Hell?

I turn and start to run, but the next thing I know, a giant crab claw has closed around my waist. I start screaming for help as she pulls me back and turns me around to face her. Bubbles are starting to just sorta fizz up from somewhere down there and she's... Wait. Is she pulling down my swim trunks?! Haaaaaaaaallllllllp!!! Haaaaaaaaaaa-

Oh. That's actually kinda ni-WOAH!

...I go to the beach every day now.