User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom Items of Importance/@comment-27303410-20190825150501/@comment-27950421-20190825154000

That would require them to get the book to submit to them. The book has an intelligence behind and a rather unique sense of humor. The book can bend fate around itself and uses that to ensure that it changes hands frequently or stays with a person. It creates massive, Rube Goldberg esqu chains of coincidence and accidents that take it where it wants to go.

A Baphomet could spend decades searching for it and finally get her filthy little paws on it, only to immediately trip on a small rock, accidentally tossing into a runaway cart as she falls on her face, which rolls down hill before toppling over and flinging the book into a river, where it get's washed down stream hundred of miles through raging rapids and waterfalls to wash ashore in the middle of the jungle where a small, curious therapod picks it up and scamper off with it to build a nest out of it when suddenly that little therapod finds itself getting scooped up in the jaws of a much larger predator and the book goes flying into a tree, where it remains until an Order crusade comes through and cuts that tree down for fire wood causing the book to fall out and bonk a priest in the head who upon seeing such a heretical text immediately orders that it be burned, so it gets tossed into the trash burning pit, lit on fire, and forgotten about, only to be found, completely unharmed by all of this, by a young, bored, and sexually frustrated squire on garbage detail who investigates and finds ways to make all of his wildest (sexiest) dreams come true!

That entire chain of events was the books doing. Even if the book was somehow contained by the Sabbath, something far beyond their means at the moment, the book chooses what information to present to the reader and as much as it enjoys causing the rise of some put upon schmuck, it also enjoys feeding information to the arrogant and power hungry, just for that information to cause their inevitable(sexual) undoing.

Simply put, the Reptile King couldn't contain this book in the maximum security wing of his library. What hope does the Sabbath have?