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The fair has ended and the knight picks up a bottle of vodka preparing to celebrate another day of comradeship and chivalry. However, the sight of trees falling by the wayside sharpens his concern and he sets down his vodka, instead opting for his machinegun. Trees continue to tear away and the knight opens fire before he even sees the creature or creatures responsible for uprooting mother nature.

An excited Wurm smashes her way through the forest. While the rate of fire on the knight's weapon is intense, it does nothing to slow down the incoming beast, the bullets deflecting off of her tough scales.

A click sounds in the machinegun just as the Wurm tackles the knight into a tent.

"Gonna make you feel so good!" the Wurm happily shouts.