Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-28718853-20181124152256

Before I can respond I notice a horned figure approach them from behind. She clutches both of their shoulders and they yelp as they're effortlessly lifted off the ground by the mamono who I recognize as the muscular Satyros Yasmine. "You morons just don't know when to quit don't you? You've bothered me and now you're bothering one of my best friends who clearly isn't interested in your preaches!" she scolds.

"M-ma'am we only try to inform the masses about the glory and beauty of the fallen god," one of the Dark Priests explains with some nervousness in her voice.

Yasmine shakes her head and mutters, "You ladies seriously don't have anything better to do with your time other than to bug us all about your fallen god? Perhaps it's time that I show you two the joys of Bacchus."

Before the religious duo can protest Yasmine wears a predatory smile and knocks their heads together, knocking them unconscious.

She looks to me and says, "Worry not, I'll make sure that these two won't be a bother soon. Perhaps once I'm done these two will be worshipping wineries instead of a corrupted deity."

"I...appreciate this," I mumble, unsure of what else to say. Admittedly, I am looking forward to these two preachers potentially no longer being a nuisance, but at the same time Yasmine is committing the crime of kidnapping. However, I am too timid to speak up about this and Yasmine marches out to her car. She places the two Dark Priests in the trunk and eventually leaves the neighborhood.

With a sigh I close the door and head upstairs to play some video games. My homework was already completed, so the rest of the day was mine. I just hope I don't have anyone like those Dark Priests knocking on my door again.