Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170201212424

TheMaskKeeper wrote: "I have diarrhea." &lsquo;Because you tried extremely deep anal sex without the right amout of lube and preparation, dear. *whips out a strap on* See, if you promise to have sex with me every day and night, I'll show you just the right way to do it all without any pain or hassle. Look, you need to start lubing up your arse properly *starts applying Astroglide to your anus after shredding your pants*, and then be very careful not to go too fast. Slip one or two fingers in, but not too hard or deep, or it'll hurt like hell. Soon, you should be able to slip two fingers inside *slides hers into your butthole even as you squeal that you're not gay*, and move them round and round until it feels good. Do you feel that? Is your prostate getting prodded and your dick hardening? *looks at your cock* Good, I think I'm doing this perfectly! Now I'll try to get three fingers in, don't jump around so much, I'd never hurt you! *starts pushing a third finger against your butt with you red in the face and wondering if it's good or bad, you might be called her buttslut from now on* See? It's not that hard, dear, I think you can take it all. *gets three fingers so deep inside your ass that your cock starts dripping precum and you whimper* Okay, darling, I think you're ready for this, I'll let you cum now. *grabs your throbbing member and strokes it very gently, a little to gently for comfort, so you thrust your hips against her hand and beg her to make you cum* Sure, sure, dear, just take it nice and slow. I want you to remember this forever because I'll be milking you in a way you'll never forget! *slides her fingetips slowly up and down your cock, teasing and tormenting you, and then rubs only the sensitive head with her index finger, giving your ass a long, slow lick at the same time* There, there, let it all out now ... oh!!!! *you explode a voluminous amount of hot semen all across the opposite wall ten feet away, staining it permanently* Wow, I've never seen you explode like that, dear! You're such a good, um, shooter! And for that performance, I'm happy to make you my permanent buttslut on demand from now on!&rsquo;

(I guess any body part or a problem in it be-cums a sex act for a march hare.)