Talk:Hellhound/@comment-116.203.190.7-20160211110001/@comment-26115871-20160212215139

They begin a cat fight of truly epic proportions. Which means the Danuki that sits next to me in class is very rapidly putting up a booth and taking bets on which side is going to win. I just give a sigh before I take a deep breath and point at the Danuki.

"SQUIRREL!"

The hellhound and my sister immediately stop fighting as their minds rapidly process the word, and as the Danuki gives me a nasty glare. "NO I'M NOT A SQUIRREL - OH FUCK!"

Within seconds she's forced to climb a nearby tree as the hellhound and my adoptive sister bark at her from the ground. Meanwhile I take over the booth and give back everyone's money - then start a bet on how long the hellhound and my sister are going to keep barking at the tree, only for the Danuki to abruptly point at me. "SINGLE BOY!"

Within seconds she helps me up into the tree to avoid both the hellhound and my sister. They're both barking like crazy, so I'm assuming this is going to take a long time.