Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-31729550-20170414020833

They are indeed good and faithful servants. About the only downside for having one in your employ: housepets have a way of spontaneously vanishing.

But you can expect the silverware you use to feed yourself with, will always be bright and shiny as if brand new!

My personall shoggoth/maid even presented me with a metal 'straw' that I've been using to suck on in place of the disposable ones that I normally use. I've found that I rather prefer this one and have almost seemed to become addicted to it. Ah she's so thoughtful!