Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31049256-20170919032125/@comment-25808351-20170927182404

(S9/Doc) "Nice to meet you Gabriola. Now then, Lilrava, was it? You're quite the cute one, kinda remind me of myself back in the day. Small full of moxy and.... uncle Marky?" Kurga spins around and stares dumbstruck at Marcus, who turns a shade red. A snicker squeaks past the Ogre's lips and then a full laugh.

"UNCLE MARCUS?! Hahahahhahahaha!" Kurga clutches her abs as she bends over laughing. "I-I'm sorry Lilrava! I-if only you'd know your uncle back when I did! I remember all the nights he sat there ramblin drinkinly about how he'll never have kids or anything of the sort! Next you're going to tell me he has multiple wives and children of his own!" Kurga looks up to Marcus again to find he has turned even more red and is looking away.

Kurga' laugh echoes throughout the room and over the crowd as she can't contain herself. She desperately tries to regain her composure, but it's still just too funny.

"I'm so sorry to you all, it's just so insane how much he's changed. The mighty Wardog and family man? I just can't believe it. Well...." Kurga settles down and wipes a tear from her eye. "Damn Marc. Didn't think you had it in ya. How many rugrats you got?"

"Three. Soon to be four. Possibly a fifth some day." He final looks Kurga in the eyes.

"And how many women?" Kurga coos.

"Three. You already know Samia. Then there's Eva, a Kikimora and Cyndwella, a Wisp." Marcus crosses his arms again.

"Well shit, more undead than living. Ever thought about a four, Marco?" Kurga again cocks her hips to the side and she smiles deviously at her former comrade in arms.

Marcus remains quiet for a moment, but eventually speaks up. "Maybe.... Depends on the girl. Plenty of fish in the sea, as they say."

"Hmmmmm, true, true. Well, I can't wait to meet your other ladies and daughters." Kurga turns to Lilrava and leans in. "Hey, Lil, Uncle Marc got any other nieces or are you the only one?"