Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31401828-20170602122803/@comment-29038468-20170725194128

The Anubis smiles. "To you maybe, for to us, it's gold~" She coos again trying to stifle a laugh. "Besides, it's free sex! A guy like you should be having the time of his life! It's almost everything guys want isn't it? So, (takes the butt of her gun and smacks Mike with it.) get back in there and party!" She says. The force of her blow sends him rolling back deeper into the cell and into the arms of a cuddly Weresheep who nudges her warm, soft, fluffy fur against his body. So fluffy...

"Assistant!" A familiar voice calls out. It's the Dragon from before. "I'm back so you don't need to take over my shift any more. Got you something while I was in town too. (Hands over a Twinkie.) Enjoy, that's the only thing you're getting." She states exchanging the Twinkie for the gun. She goes and takes her post. She looks back for a second before speaking, "Go on, don't let me stop you from enjoying your 'golden snack cake.' (Turns back to focus.) Honestly, you humans and your enjoyment over the weirdest of things, why can't it be simpler? Just focus on food and baby-making and we'd all have an easier time..." She mutters that last bit but Whiskey still heard it.