Talk:Incubus/@comment-173.248.194.88-20150104022349/@comment-173.248.194.88-20150104114140

"Your chances of dying via a lightning bolt from Heaven increase 8000%?"

http://www.lightningsafety.noaa.gov/odds.htm If the MGE world is close to the population of the U.S, my chances are still bad but not as bad as I thought, so you got me there.

"You're not allowed to live in human lands any more 'cos the Order will execute you?"

They're pricks anyway and not all human lands are anti monster.

"You start getting withrdawl symptoms if you go 10 minutes without gettin' yo dick wet?"

I dunno, i guess I could just jerk myself, or something?

"You lose all your gainz and find yourself turning into a 9-year-old boy because your waifu likes shotas?"

Dick still gets bigger, unless I get really unlucky.

"You'll never have a son to take to a medieval baseball game?"

Are their any black guys in this universe?