Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-26115871-20151109034949/@comment-30351985-20161113113648

" what the hell happened". "Oh well my two sisters banged you last night and i caught it on footage". "Oh crap" I say very quietly. The red oni manages to hear me "oh crap indeed". "Listen, I'll do anything, ANYTHING for you not to show that to anyone." "Just what I wanted to hear" the red oni says. "Marry us all and move in with us and maybe a massage from time ti time wouldn't hurt.". "Fine as long as you don't show the tape". Now I live with 1 red oni, and 2 blu oni waifu's