Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20191013122356/@comment-29435884-20191016125000

"Okay, okay take it easy. I'll surrender. Just after I do...this!"

With that I push the big red button on my desk and throw myself on the floor, snagging a respirator (for situations like this one) on the way down.

In that instant non-lethal, non-carciogenic (OHS reasons. Lab techs are people too) knockout gas spreads through my laboratory. The mamono squad go to dreamland in seconds.

"Hahaha! YOU STUPID CUNTS! I'ma mad mo'fuckin' scientist! You reckon I didn't have a back up plan?! Now if you excuse me, I'm off to get rich!"