Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26517142-20190506205831/@comment-36855838-20190509071534

I wave her inside.

"Quick, put this on!"

I shove a pair of sweatpants, a T-shirt, and some Underwear at her, and she hurries to don the outfit, but the shirt catches on her horns.

The Minotaur seems irtitated, so i give her a hand and she finishes up.

"Alright, follow me."

I take her to the living room, where my parents and rather young siblings sit watching the latest avengers on netflix.

"Hey guys, it's my new wife."

All heads turn, and my parents especially give a very confused look.

"I told you it was real."

I flop down on the L-shaped couch, and the Minotaur simply flops down beside me, laying her legs across my lap and reclining into the corner.

"So, what's your name?"

I hold out a stick of mint gum, and she eagerly begins chewing.

"Marie."

I raise an eyebrow.

"Just Marie?"

She nods.

"The other half is the same as yours. So what's your first name?"

"Jack."

She nods, and we join in watching the film.

"Iron man is really good in this."

"Huh, I haven't seen him before, so-"

"We shouldn't be watching this then, Marie."