Talk:Sylph/@comment-31729550-20170427135919

"What's your name sweetie?" - I asked the Sylph.

She answers me with a lascivous licking of her lips- "Flatus."

I facepalm and ask the next -rhetorical- question- "Let me guess, you're REALLY into Oral Sex aren't you?"

She just smiles and bobs her head up and down suggestively.