Talk:Kikimora/@comment-95.111.222.65-20150210032041/@comment-25930818-20150211162548

Your chances of dying via a lightning bolt from Heaven increase 8000%? You're not allowed to live in human lands any more 'cos the Order will execute you? You start getting withrdawl symptoms if you go 10 minutes without gettin' yo dick wet? You lose all your gainz and find yourself turning into a 9-year-old boy because your waifu likes shotas? You'll never have a son to take to a medieval baseball game?

AND THERE'S MORE