Talk:Mermaid/@comment-5426290-20140803232100/@comment-25035274-20140820155610

I do things a little differently. I plan. I creep around all stealthily-like. I steal the odd small explosive off of the occasional bench while no one's looking. I then cut the fuses to varying lengths and start attaching them to random objects that people wouldn't be likely to get dangerously close to. As I attach the bombs, I also light their fuses.

By the time I'm getting close to the vendor's stall, the first bomb goes off. The rest go off in random succession. While everybody's freakin' out and running around trying to figure out what the hell happened, I sneak into the tent and have the mermaid drink a vial of her own blood in hopes the magic'll help her recover. I pick her up out of the vat, put her on a trolly, lift the back of the tent and roll her out.

My last few bombs, I left scattered in the tent with fuses lit. As the commotion's starting to die down and I'm making my way out a side entrance of the market, those bombs explode, drawing everyone's attention.

I make my way out with the mermaid in tow, leaving the merchant to think that his merchandise has just been obliterated.