Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28358106-20160910210542/@comment-28358106-20160912030923

"I'm telling you," the Werecat says, holding up the paper, "this was posted on the castle landing this morning! Copies of it are circulating all around town!  Why would there be something like this if it weren't true?  Huh?"

"Heh, maybe the ol' lady ain't satisfyin' her husband like she thought, and he's taken things into his own hands," the Salamander chuckles.

"How dare you! My husband has NOT posted a personal for another wife!" Regina fumes.

"Oh, sure, like we're gonna believe YOU," the Werecat says, folding her arms.

"I just want a job, pleasebit," the Toad says meekly.

"All of you must clear out this instant, or I will call the authorities!" Aurum says, fiercely.