User blog comment:ArmInAss/Warriors and Lovers: Battle Couples/@comment-25409001-20141004172702/@comment-25409001-20141010183719

Elarah; 'Shudders and sighs' Ohhh~ I remember our first battle together so weeeellll.

Farley gave her a skeptical look.

Farley: Are you sure you're not remebering about what happened after we took care of that Baphomet? Cause I'm pretty sure that's all you could remember if you just sighed like that, considering for most part of the fight we were thrown around like a child's toy.

Elarah: A wonderful child's toy....

The Kunoichi smiled dunbly as she (uncounciously) touched herself.

Farley: 'Sighs' Right seeing as my wife is currently hacing a sex day dream, It looks like I have to explain our first battle. Or first real fight together was agaisnt a Baphomet, and we were lucky that we weren't captured and be 'accepted' in the Sabbath thing during the fight. We took turns fighting the girl, who had a bounty on her head because she was apparently defying the Sabbath's doctrine. So we fought the kid, and we didn't do so well. Elarah and I may be shinobi, but the pure strength of the Baphomet alone nearly overwhelmed us, luckily becuase we could switch out whenever we wanted it let one of us rest while the other fought her off.

Farley took a sharp sip of his tea.

Farley: Of course, since monsters don't play fair the girl 'lolified' Elarah. She turned into what I thought was a twelve year old and was practically useless at the time. So I had to use my ninpo to keep her contained. Afterwards I had to fight the Baphomet alone 'Groans' and I really hate how lucky I was. The fight lasted longer than it should, and with me being thrashed around by that scythe that was a dangerous thing. When I thought I was going to be done for, Elarah even gave an adorably dramatic 'nooo' at the time, a sudden surge of demonic energy shook the girl to the core and caused her to fall to her knees... blushing. So i took the chance and delivered a powerful blow to her neck and knocked her out, now she's probably being 'punish' by her monster sisters as we speak. On my wife's sudden weird behaviour, well after the fight, she was still a 'loli' and because of Baphomet magic, she jumped me there and there, calling me 'onii-chan' as we..... You know.

Farley took a small sip of his tea, while Elarah let out a small sigh of relief.

Elarah: 'sighs' that's better, oh what was it we were talkin about?