Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37843592-20181220063112/@comment-27950421-20190412134905

I burnt down the Matango realm. Plague type nightmare waifus are for burning.

Story

Her eye begins to twitch, "You are growing tiresome mortal... but I think I know how to convince you to join me on the romantic adventures that I have painstakingly crafted for the two of us... you see now, I will not be narrating the stories, just playing the leading lady. No. From now on our beautiful love story will be narrated by none other than..."

"MORGAN FREEMAN!" A curtain raises dramatically to show Morgan Freeman.

He waves and takes a drink out of a glass of water, "You have no idea how much she's paying me to do this."