User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27550231-20160428031617

Me: "Ok, I hope you don't mind if I harvest their remains for parts for my... Forget I said that." I nonchalantly walk away and down the hall wearing light blue surgical clothes/gear over my armor and a Zeihander on my sholder. I walk down the narrow maze like halls and stop as I see a mutand loli raptor ahead of me. I hear a something rustle so I look back and see the other mutant raptor behind me. Me: "Well darn, aren't they clever... Rhun?" A shoggoth semi materializes from my armor Rhun: "Yes sir?" Me: "Would you kindly subdue that abomination behind me? I'm not too keen on getting attacked from behind." She bows her semi formed face Rhun: "At once" The rest of Rhun seperates from my body and then takes the form of a large lovecraftian creature. Me: "Now then little one, I know the king is quite fond of you but I doubt that he would like to see you like this but I can't let you corrupt his other pets. IN THE NAME OF MR.CUDDLEZ I SHALL SMITE THEE!" I then half sword my zweihander and charge forward and the loli raptor lunges at me. Moments later Rhun is cleaning the hallway while I'm taking what's left of the raptors out to the backyard. "Gahh, now I have to get clean again for th surgery. Rhun to me, we have work to do." Rhun then walks into me and assimilates back into my armor.