Talk:Roper/@comment-26115871-20150422155813

Well, since no one else seems to want to potray a roper in a sympathetic light. . . *Ahem*

You have recently moved to a house near a cave/tower/dungeon/dungeon-in-a-tower-in-a-cave with your loving wife. While you were only recently married, the two of you have known each other for almost all of your life. Anyways, you head out to town in order to find a job, at which point you are warned that a roper was sited in the cave/tower/dungeon/dungeon-in-a-tower-in-a-cave next to your house. You immediately return home to find your wife has a very flushed face, and is sweating profusely. The instant she sees you she gives this really seductive moan, and you see. . . something . . . moving under her clothes.

What Do You Do?