Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31749612-20170630203755/@comment-32404158-20170715043115

(Holy shit man.)

I was untied and tossed into a but where a weird little robot chick was bustling about. She said something, but I barely heard her. I understood "sir" and that's about it. I looked around. There was a wounded man on a bed. I thought I recognized him, but the jungle had pretty much wiped it's ass with my face today, and i was ready to drop. There was only one bed, so I just sat down against a corner. I'll strategize my way out when I'm not half dead.

I woke up to a pretty girl poking me with the butt of her spear. "Wake up, soldier. You're only gonna be fed once a day." And then she dropped some kind of meat on my lap before walking out.

"Okay then.", I quickly ate the meat and stood. "Hank? I thought you were dead!" Dude on the bed was Hank! Holy shit.