Talk:Lamia/@comment-26948680-20160423215141/@comment-5426290-20160428084242

I chuckle and take her arm, then take the confused Lamia to our local horse-farm where the farmer sees the lamia and already gets a smile on his face. He pulls out a weight-chart for lamia.

(Half the town has come to weigh themselves at his farm by now)

After a quick weighing the lamia gives a relieved sigh as she is on medium weight for a lamia. From then on though she nevertheless decides to train to slim down. A quick Query on the Baphy-Net later and she announces that apparently Sex is the most intense weight-loss training and that I'm now her training partner. (O.O)

A month later she's pouting angrily on the couch nomming icecream. She didn't slim down, instead she became heavier from getting pregnant. (=_=)