Talk:Mandragora/@comment-26115871-20151027000524

You have a friend who was dared to fuck an elf. He's never one to turn down a dare, and he asks for you to watch him do it for proof that he's completed the dare. You know it's probably hopeless, but you watch from a slight distance as he finds an elf in the forest, mostly so you can drag his battered and bruised body back home when he gets refused. From the fact that the elf nearly hit him with an arrow, you're assuming it's not going very well. As he continues trying to explain what a 'dare' is to the elf you step forwards, and are startled when you suddenly realize there's a mandragora planted right next to you.

What do you do?