User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-30061283-20161117215926/@comment-27950421-20161118165906

I sigh, "Fine..."

I cross the distance between Inches and myself in an instant, driving my size 9 1/2 steel toed boots into his crotch with enough force send him flying twenty feet into the air before coming down with a resounding thud.

I cross my arms, "Are we done yet?"