User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180320235948


 * WARNING: Mean words in use. People with eaily hurt feels shouldn't read this.

Several months ago after a spelunking accident you came to face to face with one of the worst mamono possible, an Atlach-Nacha. You managed to escape the venomous spider, however despite her venomous words, she has begun chasing you relentlessly. You're unsure of whether she has taken a liking to you and wants to claim you as her husband or if she legitimately wants you dead, but at this point either one seems like a bad outcome and thus you've done what any man would do when being chased by giant venomous spider. You ran like hell. You escaped many times, but she keeps showing up again, trying to get her chitiny claws on you. Eventually, you make your way to the Reptile Kingdom in hopes that maybe some giant lizards would be enough to get rid of the giant spider.

This is how you came to be in the position you are now, running across a sweltering hot, arid grassland while the spidery witch still chases after you. You keep running refusing to slow down or look back no matter how tired your legs are or how badly your lungs burn. However you fail not notice a loose rock in front of you. It rolls as soon as you step on it and you go tumbling. You end up falling into a massive burrow that you had failed to notice until now, lucky to have come out without twisting your ankle or breaking leg. However you find that your luck had run out at the point.

A loud hissing yell comes from within the burrow, "WHAT THE FUCK!??!

You go scrambling back as a tanned and dark scaled Lamia comes slithering out of the darkness glaring at you with a now familiar dread expression of venomou hatred.

She yells at you, "WHAT KIND OF SCUM BAG ARE YOU!??! BARGING INTO MY FUCKING HOME WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"

You try to make your escape but before you can make good on it she wraps her tail around you and drags you back, "DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?! I SHOULD-"

The lamia is cut off by a familiar yell, "GET AWAY FROM HIM SNAKE SKANK, HE'S MINE!!!"

The Atlach-Nacha has arrived, using her arachnid legs to lift herself up in an effort to look more intimidating.

The lamia glares at the spider, projecting waves of hatred with nothing but her eyes. She glances down at you, for a moment her expression seems to soften for a moment before she turns back to the spider. The lamia uses her tail to push you towards her burrow and slithers around to place herself between the Atlach-nacha and you.

The reptile rears up on her coils, bringing herself to her full height she hisses down at the arachnid, "I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO BE AROUND A STUPID ASS SPIDER WHO CAN'T TAKE A HINT!!! WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU GROW A SPINE, ARTHROPOD BITCH!!!"

It would seem that this venom tongued lamia might be defending you but the Atlach-nacha isn't looking like she'd back down for even a moment. These two venomous mamono are about to start duking it out.

What do you do?