Talk:Dark Mage/@comment-31044846-20170122073025/@comment-24026095-20170122181823

Erecto Dickum! Plungio Pussium!

My wand is at the ready, let's see if it's 9 3/4!

I've been whomping my willow since I saw her. And now people call her the Moaning Mage.

Let her squirt accio now!

She has me under the Imperius curse.

I'm her house elf in the bedroom, I'd do anything she wants and she shouldn't give me clothes.

The dark mage reads this page, waves her hand and makes our clothes disappear, and smirks, &lsquo;Petrificus Totalus!&rsquo;