Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20180329162644

You're a simple man, living on the outskirts of a human settlement. You do well enough for yourself, you farm and hunt for your living, bringing in enough to keep your pantry well stocked and even have enough to sell in town for some spending money. The town you live near is far enough away from the order and demon realms to be relatively safe from both and the mamono in the area tend to be more friendly and docile. An elven village is hidden somewhere out in the forest and you've seen a few of their kind while on your hunts, but they've left you alone and you have returned the favor thus far.

That changed one day when you came across an elf woman while hunting. She appeared to be lost so you approached her to see if she needed help, however what you found was beyond your expectations. This elf is a total pervert. The moment you speak to her she begins talking about how she's been "captured by a filthy human whose going to have horrix vicious way with her until she's a cum soaked wreck." She ends up following you home where you end up taking care of her, as her constant flush and panting makes you worry that there might be something wrong with her. In return she constantly tries to seduce you into raping her, trying to sneak into your bath and bed with you, and she won't stop talking as if she were in some hentai manga about to raped by savage brute.

Still, determined to be a good man, you refuse her advances and and the next day you take her to the town healer to get her checked out and make sure that she didn't have some curse put on her by a dark mage or that she hadn't hit her head while reading porn mags or... something...

The healer gives her a clean bill of health and even tells you that she's still free of demonic energy so she hasn't even been corrupted yet. In the end the only thing that could be found wrong with her is that she has fetish for being raped by humans and way too strong of a libido. You end up going home and she ends up following you home. She had apparently taken a liking to you.

Shortly after you arrive home there is a knock on your door however before you can answer the elf gets between you and the door, "Ignore it!"

Your door is knicked on harder and you try to get past her but she flops down on the ground in your way and grabs your legs, "No! I'm not moving until you've fucked all my holes and turned me into a pregnant ahegoed cock sleeve!"

Before you can struggle free of her surprisingly string grip, the door is smashed open to reveal several elven men carrying swords.

The leader steps foreward with sword drawn, "Is this the home of the human who kidnapp-"

He cuts himself off when sees you and the elf girl before pointing his sword at you,"YOU VILE DISGUSTING HUMAN! YOU DARE HAVE THE PRINCESS NUDE AND AT YOUR FEET!!! I'LL SLAY YOU WHERE YOU STAND!!!"

You look down at the elf girl, unsure of what surprised you more, the fact that this lost perverted elf is the princess of the elven nation or the fact that she had somehow stripped herself naked as quickly as she did without letting go of you or you moticing her do it.

When you look back the elven warrior is already rushing at you, clearly intending to run you through, however a wall of light stops his advance.

The elven princess rises to her feet, still maintaining her perverted grin as she conjures up a fireball.

With an explosive blast the elven soldiers are sent flying out of your home and into your front yard. The elf princess walks out of the smoke proudly showing off her nude body (mostly wiggling her but at you) she looks down at them as they get to their feet all the while grinning with sadomasochistic glee, "I believe you've misunderstood dear knight, I am not some helpless kidnapped princess..."

She pauses for a moment for dramatic effect, for a moment you think that she might explain that she's some kind of arch mage or wizard or something, but in hindsight, what she actually says really isn't all that surprising, "I AM THE NYMPHO SLUT CANDIDATE ASPIRING TO BE THIS MANS COCK ADDICTED SLAVE BITCH!!!"

An immense aura of magic and perverted thoughts erupts from her body as she form a massive fireball in one hand while her other archs in powerful lightening, "NOW TELL MY FATHER THAT THE PRINCESS CAELIA IS NO MORE!!! THERE IS ONLY THIS MANS MASOCHIST BREEDING SOW WHO SHALL BE RAVAGED IN ALL HER HOLES UNTIL NO ELVEN MANS PENCIL DICK CAN EVER HOPE TO SATISFY HER!!!"

Dear lord she reads way too much porn...

What do you do? 