Talk:Jinko/@comment-26120285-20160811213805/@comment-29602226-20161002191313

You have to run from the stampede of Baphomets, Dragons, Echidnas, Valkyres, Lizardmen and Salamanders who have selected you as mate on the spot and want to force you to marry them.

And no, marrying them all isn't an option, they don't want to share and will fight for you, like buzkashi players fighting over a dead goat.