Thread:AngryLance/@comment-39280634-20200423123323/@comment-28358106-20200425195626

But that's just it, I have no idea how to ride a horse. There was a small section dressed as characters from Frozen and the one guy with the horse never showed, so they had the brilliant idea to have me do it because I don't have chausses and so could supposedly mount it more easily. Of course, I couldn't, but they shoved me up there anyway while the "squire" led the horse around and I basically held on for dear life. The constant bouncing up and down kept making my visor clang shut so I just left it closed, which amped up the fear factor. A helmet isn't easy to see out of and now I was basically helpless as I held the reins and waved at the people I could actually see.