Talk:Mershark/@comment-31522620-20170315032437

I'm just cackling imagining some love-depraved shark woman ferociously biting (missing at first) at this guy frantically clambering out of the water, all the while the hearts in both the mershark's eyes tell of the endless hours of rough, apalling, mind-destroying things she intends of the next.. I'unno, lifetime?

"LOVE ME, HUMAN!" she screams.

"He's just a boy!" cries some frightened beach-goer.