Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20191014071822/@comment-36855838-20200220141233

Bomberman666 wrote: Justheretowrite wrote: > Lay dowm.

> Try not to cry.

> Cry a lot. not gonna save you from getting butt fucked but hey whatever

You can't punch a ghost, and judging by the reaction of the others, who would all know "me" and each-other weell if they were planning on going robbing together, none of us know any techniques that would stop a ghost, but we're getting into the nitty gritty here, on with the story!

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An ethereal figure glides down the stairs, slowly coming into focus, first come a pair of legs, and the figure slows, descendimg step by step.

Next come the hips and torso, wide and average, resoectively, a very light sway entering the gait.

Remembering the shape of the dress, a chuckle escapes Harold's lips as an unwieldy bosom condenses from the aether.

The spirit wobbles quite a bit more now, but being barefoot, she maintains balance, and continues to descend as her toned arms and sculpted face come into focus at last.

The spirit stands, tapping her foot, wearing nothing but undergarments and a pair of wollen socks, she still manages to cast an imposing figure, towering as she does over the lot at eight feet of height.

"My dress, if you please?"

In contrast to her prior tone of flames and fury, tge calm command is a welcome reprieve. Harold reaches into his bag and removes the soft, red, weighted, gold trimmed winter dress.

"You show an unusual level of care, for a common thief. As an act of mercy, I shall make you all my servants."

Butch and Bertram attempt to protest, but a pair of bowties leap from a nearby cellar door and choke them whenever they attempt to speak.

"Servants should be seen, not heard. Aurora!"

A faint blue flame of a specter drifts into the room, crackling and casting off heat like a well tended hearth.

"Yes, mistress Freya?"

"Gather the Thieves, and dress them properly, We'll be having them for breakfast, and then match them off amongst our remaining staff."

"Certainly, ma'am."