Talk:Sahuagin/@comment-67.164.215.124-20150328081758/@comment-26376061-20150707073031

I swim to the surface,followed by the Sahuagin,and step on shore,only to get knocked down by her,her blank,impassive,hunter face melting into a lustful smile. She slices my clothes to ribbons,peeling them off of my wet body,and begins riding me...I must admit,her wet body did feel good against me. "...You have such beautiful eyes,like melted gold,kinda like mine but more yellow,less orange-gold...Why did you greet me with a halberd to the throat?...that was just rude." I said,gazing at her beautiful figure,her yellow-gold eyes,amazing figure,that cute,slackjawed,smile of pure lust and affection...oh...I think I'm in love...

After a while,she slid off and began to dice up the squid,I wrapped myself in my cloak and pulled a bottle out of my pocket...after a few minutes,I had prepared an admittedly tasty squid soup using the ink as sauce (squid ink is used as a sauce or condiment in several foods,so don't be alarmed.)....I think serving it to her was a bad idea because,after she took a bite,she grabbed me and...oh,here we go again.