User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180304015805/@comment-30700719-20180304023352

I raise my hand eagerly. "I choose me!" The Order hero turns to me, then turns back to the Glav. He does it again. He waves me forward, muttering, "Well, it's worth a shot..." I step up to the Glav, adjusting the belt looped over my shoulder. "Lay down your weapons, and we need not fight," she uttered, and I scoffed.

[https://youtu.be/-bNh03LWLXM?t=51s "I have fists," I said. I pointed at her swords. "You have this." I cracked my knuckles. "Baby." I stepped back to a respectable distance. "You lose!"]

And then I socked her with the might of Mother Russia. The Glav goes soaring off into the sky, and I slap my hand over my eyes to watch her disappear over the horizon. I turn to our crusade force. The natives are visibly shocked, most of the foot soldiers are whispering amongst themselves, and the Order hero is staring at me with his chin touching the ground. I walk over to a nearby rock, and pose. "I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!" General applause from the audience, etc. I show off my huge muscles, and then we leave the ravine, advancing ever closer to the centre of the Reptile Kingdom Capital...