Talk:Dwarf/@comment-26115871-20151116192059/@comment-25808351-20151116203540

"You know, sometimes wishes do come true. Mind if I pay for your drinks tonight?" I say to the grumpy Dwarf. With a surprised look on her face, she squeaks out "sure". Immediately, she composes herself and sits up straight. She folds her arms and gets back into her tough girl mindset. "Yea, sure. I'll let you pay for my drinks. I hope your money pouch is deep, cause I can drink till dawn." She says. For the rest of the night we talk and drink and drink a lot more.

At some point we get into a heated argument about which alcoholic drink is best. Soon after we get into a drinking contest, at this point we're obviously drunk beyond reason. Shot after shot goes down and we are becoming an annoyance to the other people in the bar. The very same bouncer who was tossed through the door, taps me on the shoulder and asks that me and "Grumpy" leave. Needless to say, the Dwarf took offense. "What you shay to ma man and me? What yoooooooou wants some more me? I'll kick yur teef in...."

With a huge bang, she falls and lands face down on the bar. The sound of her crashing down on the bar made the whole establishment go quiet. Even the band stopped playing. "D-don't worry bout nophin! I'll get her home, safe and sounded. You can count ooooon me!" I grab hold of the passed out Dwarf and stumble my way home.