Talk:War Discussion/@comment-75.83.94.122-20140716201004/@comment-24664052-20140717101242

Order: Kernal Qwarick! Kernal Qwarutch! The monsrahs are killin' us and theyre kicking the shit out of us!

Kernal Qwaritck: GODDAMMNIT! (he was on Zipangu and dating this shirohebi he met) Can;t a man get some pussy without the fucking monstahgs attackin'!

Order: But Qwaritch its urgunt! Theyre attacking and killin our bitches and fucking our homies an OH FUCK! THEY BELW UP THE CHURCH!!!

Kernal Qwaritch: The build a new one! Call Koobus, or Master Choief or pray to your goddess

Order: BUT QWARITCH PLZ!!!! Coz' this time with the help of the chief goddess and this twilight paladin! ITZ UP TO YOU NOW PLZ SAVE US QWATICH!!!!

Kernal Qwarich: Okay...

(grammar destroyer off)

Shirohebi: Honey, where are you going?

Colonel Quaritch: SecOps needs me for an emergency meeting...

Shirohebi: can't they just wait?

Colonel Quaritch: No, but I promise when I go back we'll make a lot of babies okay? (kisses Shirohebi and then rides his spaceship to Lescatie)

Shirohebi: That's sounds fishy....