Talk:Lizardman/@comment-24692561-20151002070623/@comment-25833927-20151107112730

As she swinging and slashing, showing off her skill. I pull out revolver, quick draw and hip shot on her sword *Ricohet sound and ting!* and the sword land on my feet.

Me: You learn that in the Hollywood *Pick up the sword & inspect the sword* Mastery crafted sword and engraving...... *Approach to lizardman* Decoration and engravings doesn't gives you no tactical advantages whatsoever. That was some fancy slashing and swinging. Pretty good. *Offers back to Lizardman*

Lizardman: *Blush and shy* Thank......you......dummy! Marry me!

Andddddddddddd she rape me and we got married after month of endless sex.