Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170518205240/@comment-31401828-20170630203330

(O_O)...Xcuse me miss, but i'll have to save my dear little boy from being crushed by a colossal p*ssy." I say to the lovely  Kikimora lady i was chatting with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-nYR15Vbyc

As the local people flee in horror i do the same magic i thaught my son, and create a gattling gun that fires bottles of Kosken with prints that say, "100% Kosken, drink at your own risk :/" I oopen fire on her catching her attention, she turns around looking a little pissed and sends a hand after me. i narrowly dodge it and open fire on it, There is just one problem, the shots are not very effective, but i refuse to lose my boy like i lost my wife so i keep fighting, meanwhile the kikimora taks cover a bit away from us.

Still i don't know her weakpoint so i keep firing randomly in hopes of hitting something when suddenly, a bottle hits her butt and she blushes ridiculously. "That's it!, i've found oh shi-

Before i have any time to react she hits me with her tail and later grabs me with her hand..and i drop my gun

Sam (my son) :Dad.. are we screwed?!

Me: We are f*cked.

Suddenly the the Raiju gets an orgasm out of noewhere and   as i look behind, the Kikimora had grabbed my gatling gun and fired on the Raiju's weakpoint.

The Raiju shrinks to a humansized form and all three of us fall down, however we come out unscathed because we had landed in haystacks :P.

kikimora: Are you okay?

Me: thanks to you

Kikimora: *giggles* don't mention  it.

Meanwhile my son is checking upp on the Raiju

Sam: Hey are you ok?

Raiju: Ugh, what happened.. !

They both notice eachother and blush, awkwardly talking to eachother, although i think they like eachother :P

Me: Haha, kids.

Kikimora: Well, we have alot in comon so i was thinking we could.. y'know"

Me: I don't see why not to.

And that everyone is the story of how i got mah new kikimora wife and how my son married a Raiju :P.