Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28718853-20160805205045/@comment-27013478-20161119233341

'Family: Robotic

Habitat: Abandoned Laboratories

Diet: Omnivorous, Metal, Spirit Energy

Disposition: Devoted, Loyal, Strong, Violent'

So, robots, this is going to be quite something, isn't it?

Abandoned Laboratories? So, some abandoned project eh? So, they eat metal? Alright then. So, the disposition ain't bad.

Ok, that's enough 'so' for now. Back to the review.

'Athenas are cyborg-type mamono that are muscular and are equipped with two machine guns that can be converted into hands for more convential use.'

They have machine guns that serve the purpose of arms. http://replycandy.com/wp-content/uploads/Rambo-Likes-Machine-Gun.jpg

' The metal parts of them can be seen at their shoulders. Athenas are very powerful monsters, and they can use their fists to take down monsters just as effectively as their firearms.'

>That moment when your girl has the bullet fist ability. Oh boy the synergies.

' Athenas are rumored to have been originally human and spent their time in a secret lab. However, an accident at the lab occurred during experimentation and they escaped along with other robotic mamono.'

...I'm not gonna ask what weird experiments had taken place to turn these girls into what they are now. I'm still gonna ask where do I need to sign to acquire Machine gun hands though.

'Athenas were built to be heavy-duty killing machines, but when they came under the effects of demonic energy, their machine guns changed to shoot demonic silver bullets and their objectives become about finding a husband and protecting him.'

(It's been so long without writing reviews my friends...) Well god damn, I already miss the killing aspect of them... I can live with machine guns that shoot demonic silver bullets...machine guns in general. Now that I think about it, I might have a gun fetish...anyways.

' Their mechanics have also adjusted to allow for sexual intercourse.'

Now, we have robot pussy, get rekt Automaton, you've been replaced.

'When they detect a man, they will go into "Pursuit Mode" and she will focus all of her energy on catching the man.'

http://media.defense.gov/2016/Jan/27/2001337647/-1/-1/0/160122-M-ZM882-024.JPG >That moment when you lock onto the dick, and he still hasn't noticed. >Easy prey.

' If the man manages to escape, then the Athena will return to "Search Mode", and search for a new man to make into her husband.'

I'd say harpy memory takes action here, but better go and try to find another target, than wasting more energy on an escaped one.

' If however, she manages to catch a man, then she will switch into "Connection Mode," and engage in intercourse with the man.'

Connection Mode. Because Pelvis-shattering rape mode wasn't a good name.

' When they recieve the man's spirit energy, then they will consider it their new source of fuel.'

>inb4 finding a guy. "Man, this oil is pretty shit, but hey, at least it keeps me running.' >After finding a guy. "Man, this semen is pretty good, and it keeps me working too, best fuel ever!"

' If the Athena happens to run out of fuel, then the man will have to mate with her to get her activated again. Without sex, the Athena can conserve spirit energy for up to a month.'

The Holstaur abstinence pic describes this situation pretty well.

'After the activity, the Athena will consider the man her husband and make him hers. From this point forward, the Athena will do what she can to please her husband. She will cook for him and clean his house, but her huge muscular body can sometimes make this difficult.'

Back to the usual wife-y stuff, now, I must imagine a robotic maid doing housework of whatever... Heh, that'd be funny. "Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate the dust."

'Despite the Athena's calm demeanor, she'll sometimes experience a glitch that will cause her to see everyone in view of her as a threat to her husband.'

God damnit, a glitch in the system? Better hope this doesn't happen during Poker Night, I'd rather not lose my playmates. They're hard to find these days.

' This will cause her to switch to "Attack Mode," and open fire on everybody with DE Silver rounds. This glitch can last for five to seven minutes, and it is advised that the husband get the Athena to a less populated area during that time.'

Actually, this might be a good thing during poker night... Time to think up some dirty strategies, hehehe.

' It is unknown how or why the glitch occurs, but there appears to be no way to fix it no matter how hard someone tries. Maybe it's due to her original purpose as a killing machine.'

All hope is not lost... That makes me...happy.

Anyways, I'd give this a 6/10. It's decent.