User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask Hound And Samia/@comment-28358106-20161130175813/@comment-27950421-20161201200415

I walk up whistling a merry tune and carrying a sword the easily three times as long as I am tall, wide enough to be used as a sled, and thicker than a mans leg, the sword appears to be made of scales, bone, and solidified blood and seems to have eerie and malevolent presence, "Hey I heard someone wanted to see a big sword so I borrowed the founder of Pokke Villages sword and..."

I blink a couple of times upon seeing the situation, "Does Samia know you're cheating on her?"