Talk:Umi Osho/@comment-Galeah-20160828203427

And now I'm imagining Otohime having men parade in front of an Umi Osho who remains hidden inside of her shell:

Otohime: What about this one? He looks nice, and he's kinda cute... are you sure you don't want to speak with him, at least?

Umi Osho (whispering and blushing): Nooooo!...He will know that I want to have sex with him! And he will think that I'm a sluuuut! *whimper*

Otohime: Dear, this is a Demonic Realm, and we are all Mamono... I'm pretty sure they knew what this was about when they accepted to come here, and they are for it...

Umi Osho (still whispering): But what if he hates me? *cries*

Otohime: Don't worry dear, nobody at all could hate you, ever! And anyways, once he sticks his dick into you the Demonic Energy will take care of everything, and he will fall for you... even Ushi Onis make the men they rape fall in love with them, and you are a beautiful, wonderful, cutie pie and not a big ass horrid spider...

Umi Osho (still whispering): So any pussy would do...? I won't ever fall in love with a man who will care only for me as a person, and not because of Demonic Energy? *sobs*

Otohime: That's not true! As I said, you are pretty and kawaii and totally moe and I'm sure there are millions of men out there who would fall in love with your IF ONLY YOU CAME OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHELL!!!! *grabs Umi Osho's ankles and tries to pull her out of her shell*

Umi Osho: Noooooo! Please, noooooooooo!

Otohime: COME OUT OF THERE AND FUCK THESE MEN!!!!!

EDIT: Now I realize that I should have posted this as an answer to @Jekkers... could please any mod fix that? I don't seem able to delete this post...