Talk:Kikimora/@comment-25619592-20141122071251

"When will you meet a nice girl?!" Your mother asks as you vist your family. Your dad is out leaving you and your mother and your mother' typical speech on how you need a good girl so you can have kids and so on. You do your best to ignore her but then your father came in with a Kikimora in he's arms, bridal style.

"Hey! Look what I found!" Your dad says excitedly as she sets her down. "I meet this girl on the street so I decided to hire her!"

"Honey!" Your mother snaps at your father, "We don't need a maid!"

"Oh no! Not for us! But for our son!" He says as he shoves you close to the Kikimora who blushes lightly.

What do you do?