Talk:Wurm/@comment-72.218.243.18-20160410220519/@comment-27800590-20160422005621

Eyes wide and heart thumping I use my wind magic to fly up and out of her reach. I start floating towards the village while she jumps up at me. After several minutes she digs down into the ground, and I think I've won. That assumption is disproved moments later when she bursts out of the ground ahead of me, flying straiht into me screaming "HUUUUSSSSSBAAAANDDDDD!" I barely have time to registr what's happening before being slammed into and brought to the ground in her arms.

I struggle for a few seconds before realising where my head is, buried in between her breasts. She's cuddling and wrapping around me, cooing and fawning over me. "Yay! I got one, I got a man." She squeals in delight. Things from there proceed in the wy one would expect (AKA Some rapey sex, then lots of not-so-rapey sex) and I find myself married to a wurm, and trying to study magic while she tries not to interrupt.