Talk:Slime/@comment-25204624-20150316154556/@comment-12776-20150316173114

Am outside in glorious Russian beet field, reading Marx like good Soviets. On my way back to house, I slip many times in the mud. I soon back to house. There is no electricity. I drop ruined Marx to get candles. Heard water running upstair. Slime in bathroom. Is KGB. She sent me to gulag for dropping Marx.

Such is life.