User blog:K'eth, Undercover Agent/Kingdom of Minecraft (BECAUSE BANDWAGON)

Okay, find a map, not the one you can find on your everyday shop, but a map of a obssesive collector, kill that person and take that map, usually said map will have a whole lot of unexplored ocean and a very small piece of land at the top that is the main land (probably some random fishing village there), said part of the ocean not even explored by the likes of King and...uhhh...what's his face...someone important I'm sure. Anyways, see what you want to do, is get a boat, preferably from a dead man, and travel to the far southeast of the ocean.

Don't get raped by mamono in the time that happens to get to the far southeast, at this point, you should see, a island, a small one...made entirely out of...blocks...not any kind of blocks, like one meter sized, completely symmetrical...blocks, of dirt, sand, tree logs, and leaves. In this middle of this island, is a portal...made up of blocks of diamond...one meter sized, blue blocks of diamond, the portal has a orange hue to it...if your feeling brave or curious...step into the portal, and be prepared, for something that I think is 95% out of this world. If not...then. Why. The. Fuck. Are. You. Reading. This?

Landscape: The land of Minecrafta is made completely and utterly out of blocks...mostly, and you may also notice that the portal behind you is gone, well that's because the portal sends you off into a random location in Minecrafta, you may find yourself in a tundra, a mesa, a jungle, a forest full of flowers, the possibilitys are quite endless, and they are. The realm of Minecrafta goes on for a while, much larger then the...'real world' but if you want a list of all possible land types you can find in Minecrafta...

Snow Biomes: Ice Plains, Ice Plains Spikes, Cold Taiga, Cold Taiga Mountains, Frozen River, Cold Beach

Cold Biomes: Extreme Hills, Extreme Hills Mountains, Extreme Hills+, Extreme Hills+ Mountains, Taiga, Taiga Mountains, Mega Taiga, Mega Spruce Taiga, Stone Beach

Lush Biomes: Plains, Sunflower Plains, Forest, Flower Forest, Birch Forest, Birch Forest Mountains, Roofed Forest, Roofed Forest Mountains, Swampland, Swampland Mountains, Jungle, Jungle Mountains, Jungle Edge, Jungle Edge Mountains, Beach, Mushroom Island, Mushroom Island Shore

Dry Biomes: Desert, Desert Mountains, Savanna, Savanna Mountains, Mesa, Bryce Mesa, Mesa Plateau Forest, Mesa Plateau Forest Mountain, Plateau, Plateau Mountains

While there are a lot of biomes, I'm not going to go on and on about each of them, so I think I will just describe a few of the more intresting biomes.

Ice Plains Spikes: A rare variation of the Ice Plains biome that features large spikes of packed ice, as well as packed ice 'lakes'. Usually the spikes are 10 to 20 blocks tall, but some long, thin spikes can reach over 50 blocks in height. And the entire rest of the landscape are blocks of snow.

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Mega Taiga: Mega taiga is an uncommon biome composed of spruce trees, much like the standard taiga biome. However, some trees are 2×2 thick and very tall, not unlike large jungle trees. Moss stone boulders appear frequently, brown mushrooms are common and a dirt-type block called podzol can be found along the forest floor. There are also patches of coarse dirt, which will not grow grass.

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Roofed Forest: This biome is composed of dark oak trees, a mostly closed roof of leaves, and occasional large mushrooms. Trees in this forest are so plentiful and so close together.

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Mushroom Island: This rare biome consists of a mixture of flat landscape and steep hills and has mycelium instead of grass as its surface. However, if you do place down grass, it is a very bright green color, not unlike that of the jungle. Mushroom islands are most often adjacent to an ocean and are often found isolated from other biomes. It is one of the only biomes where huge mushrooms can generate naturally, and where mushrooms can grow in full sunlight.

Structures: While the landscape appears to be random there are some civilized areas, villages are home to the Villagers or Testificate mamono, their are abondaded mining shafts filled with Cave Archane, underwater temples filled with the monoeyed Guardian mamono, and a whole bunch of structures, that are either home to things that will greet you, or things that will rape you. Then there are the Minecraftian structures, great cities made more or less entirely out of blocks, temples, shrines, graveyards, all made by Minecraftians, the possibilitys of these structures are quite endless, as the world of Minecrafta doesn't follow the same laws of gravity that the 'real world' does, any and all items and blocks that don't naturally move, aren't affected by gravity, there could very well be a floating house in the sky, or any amount of naughty things that you will no doubt think of. The only really notiable structure, is K'eth's castle in the middle of the realm is a large castle made entirely out of red bricks, carpets line the halls and a throne made entirely out of Iron blocks, sits empty most of the time, as K'eth is too busy doing random shit to actually govern the world of Minecrafta, though, he might call in a meeting or two, if things get REALLY serious. In the castle are three portal rooms, one portal leads to...one can say a higher version of Minecrafta, this world apparently has mods, and a lot more mamono...for the hardcore, the second portal room, has a buncha portals that lead to the different realms that K'eth has made, not for the faint of heart. The third portal rooms has two portals...one leads to a random place in the 'real world' and the second one leads to whatever the person considers home. Another thing is that there are more structures made by Minecraftians the closer you get into the middle of the realm, as the world hasn't been entirely discoverd yet, you may be the first to find something new if you so desire.

Inhabitants: First things first are the Minecraftians, the humans of Minecraftans, and the ones that know how to work with the creating and the destroying of the blocks, while another person might be able to learn how to do this, the Minecraftans instinctively know how to...take inventory, so to speak, they know how to turn stuff into other stuff that normally wouldn't be possible with just their hands, they are very much builders and are very...creative, with their hands and their minds. And then, theres the mamono of the realm, as well as the regular creatures, the regular creatures are very much more...blocky then their real world cousins and are more affected by Demonic Energy, possibily as a side effect of this. Here are a list of the creatures and mamonos.

Creatures:

Cows: Turn into brown furred Holstaurs

Pigs: Turn into Pigmen, bascially shyer Orcs, not as rapy

Chicken: Turn into Cockatrice, that don't spread pharemons, but still run away...sometimes

Bat: Turn into brown Werebats, not as rapy, in sunlight or out of it.

Sheep: Turn into Weresheep, dye their fur, it's fun

Squid: Turn into blue skinned Scylla, not as rapy.

Rabbit: Turn into Wererabbits.

Ocelot: Turn into cats, which can then turn into Cait Siths

Wolves: Turns into dogs, which can then turn into Cu Siths

Horses/Donkeys/Mules: Turn into Centaurs, not as arrogent or bitchy

Polar Bear: TURNS INTO FUCKING SNOWY ASS GRIZZLIES

Mamono: (AKA long fuckin' time brother) (Also link, because SOME people are lazy http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:K%27eth,_Undercover_Agent/Minecraft_Mamono )

Creepers: (Done)

Zombies: Exactly the same

Skeletons: Exactly the same

Spider: Arachnes without webs, bascailly

Slime: Green, but no differnet then the usual.

Endermen: (Done)

Zombie Pigmen: (Done)

Ghasts: (Done)

Blazes: (Done)

Magma Cubes: (Done)

Endermite: (Done)

Guardian: (Done)

Silverfish: (Done)

Husk: (Done)

Stray: (Done)

Wither Skeleton:

Villager: (Done)

Shulker:

Iron Golem: (Done)

Snow Golem: (Done)

Ender Dragon:

Wither:

Mooshroom: (Done)

Cave Spider: (Done)

Different Realms: There are two sub realms in Minecrafta, one the Nether, is bascailly this world's equivalent of hell, the Blazes, Ghasts, Magma Cubes, Wither Skeletons, and Zombie Pigmen can be found here. The End is the realm that is home to the Endermen, Shulker and the Ender Dragon, the portal to the End has not been found yet, but a portal to the Nether can be made and some Minecraftian's openly go their for resources, or picking up some literal hot chicks.

Government: Uhhhh, I mean I guess you could consider K'eth a dicator that doesn't really do that much shit or oppresses his people...I guess uhhh wait, give me a second...okay, everysingle town/city could have a different government, that K'eth doesn't stop, but will call for his people's attention when shit get's serious.