Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-26347931-20160318184816/@comment-27550231-20160320003234

Me: -pokerface- "Yeah, umm... do you two want any pizza?

Renita: -blushing cherry red- "Uhhh... um no?"

Me: -looking at tied up elf- "Uh... and you?"

TUE: "Mhhhhpfffff... mmmhhh.PPhhhhff!"

Renita: "She says no."

Me: -backing away slowly- "Okay... bye"

They both follow me with their eyes. -door clicks-

Me: "Holy moly! That was strange, I'm not even sure how to react to this. Will campus security even do anything about this? I mean this is a co-ed schoool so maybe? I'll call just to be sure."

Some time later they show up untie the elf and tell Renita not to do it again and leave. When they leave she gives me a dirty look.

Me: "I may need to move out now, anyone have a spare dorm room?"