Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28546904-20190923150504/@comment-43782881-20200104085944

They said wurms weren't very bright. Let's see if that applies when they're horny.

"Miss, I'm sorry but I'm already married. My friend isn't. You can probably still catch him. I think I can feel waves of  lust rolling off her body.

"You don't smell of monster mana..." She pants. She inches closer.

"We've been apart for a while. Here, we'll just go and bring him back". I'm pretty sure a friend once told me that turning your back on a monster girl is generally a bad idea, especially if they look like they want to attack you. But I have to try something. 1, 2, 3, 4...10 paces and a gust of wind roars past me. I cautiously turn around and the wurm is gone. Did it work? Walking out of the room and down the hall I come out near the exit of the temple and the wurm is lying on the ground coiled around my former friend. I'm glad she mostly covers his body but god, the noises they're making. I hear something like "help me!" But I don't know what he wants me to do if I wanted to help him.

"Jojo nerd". I mutter. A shadow passes overhead. I was never very quick on my feet so I have just enough time to turn and catch a glimpse of green wings before I'm snatched off the ground.

My Wyvern wife is a great flier.