Talk:Echidna/@comment-26948680-20170303232018/@comment-28718853-20170417194133

(Answering the WWYD)

I'm about to say something, when my wife Elora suddenly stops crying and her face has a spark of realization. "Wait a minute, I'm a freaking Echidna, I don't gotta worry about you leaving!" she says as she produces a glowing red collar and claps it around my neck. "Try to leave, and that collar will teleport you back to the bedroom, also it's cursed, so good luck getting it off!"

"But how am I gonna get food and supplies for us and our future kids?" I ask. My wife's face falls and she mutters, "Ohhhhh....right, my bad."

With a sigh, I pick up the phone and say, "I'll try to get us a scroll of removing curses."