Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20190122134227

Your dumb ass screwed up.

Long story short, you managed to escape from some “Big Brother is Watching You” Order state that had security cameras in houses, gunfights, armoured guards with firearms, curfews, rations, and no hope of being happy.

You managed to rescue your nephew, a bright young lad of fifteen who was with you from day one, and you two somehow pulled off one daring escape after another until you fled the city, and settled into a monster-friendly state. Amazing food, easy job opportunities, and a hell of a lot of hot monstergirls. Within a week of getting a job, you hooked up with a dark-skinned elf. You signed the papers, got married, all seemed good.

You didn’t, however, do the three minutes of research that would in turn inform you she was a Dark Elf, a sadist that loved whipping and ballgags more than spooning and going out to resturants. One of the most hated mamono of all time, beside whatever cockroach-things lived in the sewers and a few parasitic species.

Basically, a few minutes after the wedding, you found out she drugged her lipstick, but by then you were tied spread-eagle and getting whipped and kicked.

Not a longtime fan of riding crops and cages either, your nephew snuck in one night and cut you out of the restraints. Grabbing the passports, wallet, clothes, rape whistle, and the essentials, you ghosted her and hid out in a hotel, filing for divorce while planning on hitchiking to a different town.

This was harder than expected as there were teleporting headless people and literal dragons out of DnD. Tey detained you, put you in protective custody. Instead, you ended up with a few weeks to prepare for a courtroom meeting/hearing/whatever.

The laws here were inside out. In a few weeks, you would be brought to a court where you had to present reasons you wanted to divorce and convince not only the judge, but the jury and the audience as well. Your ex-wife would be there to convince the judge to let her keep you and enforce a marriage contract. Natrually, these monsters viewed divorce as some kind of indecent act so they were all biased. Whoever managed to convince them could have their terms carried out.

If she managed to convince them, you would be bound to some screwed up marriage contract, meaning you could never leave her and would have to spend the rest of your days in a dungeon in bondage. ALSO, for a reason, she sould gain custody of your nephew.

If you came out on top, you would be free to leave. And as well as the freedom, she had to pay a sum of money for being such a bitch that you caused a man to shun you despite being part of a species that are literally beauty pagents.

The day comes. You and your nephew in frontof the judge, a dragon, the jury, full of demonic monsters like succubi, demons, and hellhounds, and an audience full of monster couples. She has her entire family here as well to support her.

WWYD? (You an have a lawyer if you want.) 