Talk:Demon/@comment-28027028-20160329033302/@comment-25808351-20160329035348

Normally, I would be overjoyed to have such a visitor in my home. However, all things considered I find this particular visit rather distasteful. Broken glass, waking me up in the middle of the night, eating my sandwich and drinking all the milk! I point my (I prefer a Bowie knife to a tonfa) large knife at the Demon and say, "ya barge into my home, disturb my sleep and raid my fridge.... now your gonna get it."

I bend her over the table and take out my frustration through rough sex. Currently the Demon is my roommate.