Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190612030428

Nikki adjusts her seat for a taller pilot and checks some dials and screens. "Scotty gave me some flying lessons some time ago. Don't worry, I only crashed the first, nine, ships. But I'm licensed now!" Muffy mentally starts to reconsider boarding this now apparent death trap, but decides to rather risk it on her than with the shady mutant motel owner after what happened to his establishment.

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MEANWHILE, in the TARDIS

Nina looks at the seven cards in Harley's paws and starts to help her. "It's just like Apples to Apples, but with naughtier cards. You want to pick which one of the wite cards best match the black card that is out based off what you think the judge thinks is funny. Since there are two blanks, you put two down. The bottom card you put down to fill the second blank, the top to fill the first! Then, the judge is finally allowed to look and flip your cards over and pick the winner based off what he likes, not who put it down. If he picks your answer, you get the black card. First to seven black cards wins!" Nina puts her cards down and waits for Bryce to read them.

"Okay first up! 'The Academy Award for 'Used Diaper' goes too... 'Martha Stewart!?' Hahaha! I honestly wouldn't doubt she uses those! Next, the Academy Award for 'Doing the right thing' goes to ' Ausch-" Bryce pauses as he tries to not laugh at something very dark and edgy. "No, no. I'm not saying it. It's not funny, it's not!" Soon, he finally can't hold it in any longer as he roars with laughter. "Oh we are so going to hell!" He slides the black card to Nina who turns to Harley with a shit-eating grin.

"It's ironic he likes those jokes because his family is Jewish. Your turn to vote Har! 'What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?'"

"Oh I got the perfect one for this." Bryce and Nina both put their cards face down for Harley to shuffle. Once finished, she would see her answers are 'Two Midgets Sh#tting into a bucket' or 'Child Protective Services' "Just read the black card, then one of the white cards. Then pick your winner!"

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MEANWHILE, back at the reunion

Jhala glares daggers at Noodle from her defeated position as he mocks and scolds her. I take off my belt so I can tie her up at the wrists. "On our way home, we're dumping her in a random dimension with no way to leave it!" Nicole looks at the back of my head as I restrain my former captor and notices something off. There was a small computer chip in my neck with a silhouette of a human etched in it. "That wasn't there before." She then takes the tablet they got from Muffy and scrolls through it till she sees that same image as a app icon. "Boy Toy Body Builder? Dawn, come over here!" She starts scrolling through the settings and finds one marked 'Default' and taps on it.

I stand up and announce "Alright! I got her restr- AIIIIIIIIII!" I'm immediately struck with pain all over as my body starts to reshape back to my original height and body type. "What is going on!?"