Talk:Mershark/@comment-24026095-20170207200647

You go out swimming in the sea one day, and after a few minutes of frolicking in the water, you see a dorsal fin swimming towards you with a dark shape under it.

&lsquo;AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!&rsquo; you shriek, paddling away like mad to get away from the man-eater.

You weren't paying attention to your surroundings though, so you slam into a ship's hull and fall backwards into the water, disorientated. You then notice that the dorsal fin is attached to a very pretty girl with a crazy smile, not one of those dreaded great whites.

&lsquo;Hi!&rsquo; she gurgles. &lsquo;I'm sorry if I scared you, but ... I was looking for a shark lover, and you seem to be one since you go swimming. Want to see my home?&rsquo; *bats eyelashes*

What would you do?