Talk:Angel/@comment-26115871-20151029201459/@comment-27049723-20151029214342

I look her dead in the eyes, trying to keep my gaze from shifting downwards, and say "Look, you're cute and on any other occasion the answer would be yes, but you're drunk and I can't take advantage of a friend when they're like this." I suddenly get an idea and with an "aha" I leave for a minute and come back with a garbage can with a piece of paper that says in large letters "BARF BAG" taped to the side. The sight that greets me when I return causes my face to burn bright red; the angel is on the couch completely naked and has assumed the "paint me like one of your french girls" position. Upon seeing this I sigh and put the barf can infront of her while assume the big spoon position behind her and cuddle until we both fall asleep.