Talk:Wererabbit/@comment-25086543-20141221020821/@comment-28935784-20150228201245

Shit. That damn trap was for real bunnies. Oh well.

I put my gun away quickly, pull the trap apart and take out her leg. I pull her closer and hug her gently, reassuring her that I didn't mean any harm and was only catching actual food.

I take her home so her leg can mend. With some Demon Realm fruits.

One night, I accidentally give her a Wrapping Vegetable instead of a healing produce. I wake up to find her hugging me from behind. We're both naked.

'What's going on?!!!!'

'Mmmmm, baby, I don't know what you gave me tonight, but I'm just burning like an oily rag for you. Let's have sex!'

She proceeds to grab me tight and engulf my penis so I'm the one squealing now. I'm still wondering how a rabbit could possibly get hornier than it actually is.