Talk:Dark Priest/@comment-27013779-20151110034314/@comment-72.214.59.28-20151110035240

"Yeah...hi. I'm not from around here, but I was wondering if you could tell me where the nearest Arby's is. I have these coupons, and they're gonna expire soon."

The crying woman looks up at me clearly at a loss for words. After a few moments, I seem to have a better grasp of her plight.

"Would you care to join me?" I ask in my most enticing voice. "They're 2 for 1...."