User blog:RealityWarper/What would you do?

Your Hellhound waifu saved you from being bullied, again. While you admit it is very cool to have a wife that is so doting, you feel she is giving everything in the relationship. She protects you always, you already lost the count of how many times she has taught people messing with you is a bad idea, and she is the one that brings the bread into the house with her hunting skill. Also while you have never been a good fighter or a warrior at all, you start to feel ashamed that everytime someone looks ugly at you or tries to mess with you, your first reaction is to hide behind your wife's tall figure and hug her. You are confident this will change when you move to live in a mamono realm city where you will be able to get a job and provide as she won't need to hunt. It turns out however that the first day of moving there she already got a job as a bouncer in a mamono bar and your wife drags you to her job with her meaning you can't ger a job yourself, not to mention the ban owner has asked you specifically to go with your wife to the job.... because a Hellhound security that is pissed at being horny and not having her husband there could cause her to "rough up" people more than needed, the owner even provided a special room in the bar where you and your wife can have sex when she is not needed, which is almost always as fights in mamono bars are very rare and in the cases where she has to break a fight or kick someone else she takes just a few minutes. You have to admit is a pretty sweet deal, your wife gets paid, you get free drinks and because fights and rude people in mamono bars is very rare your wife has a lot of free time to do sexy stuff. Still your earlier concerns still haunt you. You eventually bring your concerns to your wife, she says to you that you already make her very happy but you still insist in wanting to provide more for the relationship stating that while the sex and time you spend with her make her happy it also makes you very happy as well, she replies "That's very cute of you. Okay, I think you are right. Prepare for training then, you will start next week.' As the work hours end, you see your wife talking with the Danuki that owns the bar, you see the Danuki look at you and smile giving your wife an approving nod, your wife approachs you telling you to wait at the bar until she returns and goes out. She comes about a hour latter. You don't think much about it and leave the bar with your wife to return home as usual. You feel a bit nervous but happy at the same time "Prepare for training", you prepare for the training your wife will make you go through, you know her strenght and you are kinda scared of being prepared in combat by her, but you think it will be worth it. You might even have the club owner to hire you as security as well which means double the income not to mention you will finally now be able to stand up for yourself rather than needing your wife to protect you, in fact now you will be capable of protecting her as well or at least be capable of aiding her in a fight. You buy a training equipment in preparation for the big day, you know that with her strenght you will need it. Finally next week arrives.... you put up your training gear and get ready to get some bruises today. Your wife sees you and she....... starts to laugh. "Hahahahahahahahaha! Awwwwww, sweetie. You look so funny with that! What it is this?!" You reply it is your training gear of course, you are going to need it if she is going to train you in combat. "Train you in combat? Hahahahaha. You are a male, males are weak, what are you talking about?" You remind her what she told you last week. "Well of course!" She says with a big grin and hands you a paper. "Inari Cooking School. Course for married men. Learn to make your wife very happy with delicious meals within a month." she then hands you a paper that reads "Course fully paid." And she hands you an appron. which seems to be the school uniform. "Put it on! Come on! I want to see you use it!" You however do not put on the apron and instead remind her about what you talked with her last week and tell her this has nothing to do with it. "Look sweetheart. I like to protect you okay? It is very enjoyable to me and I don't need or want you to learn how to fight and you don't need to be ashamed, I think your frailness is very cute. But.... if there is something I enjoy a lot is a well prepared meal, specially meats." She says with a huge grin. "Also I talked with the Danuki bar owner and after you complete the course she is willing to hire you in the kitchen, she thinks a chef would be great. She is willing to allow me to go to work without you for the time the course lasts as long as I promised there would be no broken bones when I have to handle people. I also.... think it would be really cute if I eat some delicious meals prepared by you both at work and where we are at home." "Still.... if you really don't want to do it I am not going to force you. I can get a refund for the course...... it is okay. As long as we are together, I am happy." What do you do?