Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30061283-20161103223214/@comment-26376061-20161106061005

(Oh my god...Inches, you actually made this...well...you're fucked. Both figuratively and literally.)

I teleport in...halfway inside the ground. "Well, my teleportation was a bit off...about 200 miles west and three feet down from my intended position...but I appear to have stumbled upon something hilarious." I snap my fingers. The March Hares' eyes fill with black before turning back to normal. "A bit of Dark Matter DE...and this'll get interesting." The March Hares all become twice as horny. "Haha...Hey, Inches-san. Don't worry. When you Alp, I'll set you up with someone I know. Okay?" I laugh and pull a bucket of popcorn out of nowhere.