Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-37629772-20190728101720/@comment-38232361-20191209123107

(I'm starting to relate to Ebonezer Scrooge and the Grinch on a spiritual level. And I don't own many horror games since I have several younger siblings I take care of on a daily basis who go through my stuff too often to not scar them for life. Though usually, I see the jumpscares coming from a mile away. I mostly play open world games, RPGs, shooters and some retro arcade games.)

Lulu yipped in surprise when she saw A as a color inverted clone of herself, staying close to Theo.

"L-L-Lulu..."

Kreed was fussing around with the grey dress shirt and ripped black acid wash jeans he was given, trying to figure out how he was supposed to fit his wings and the membrane between them and his body into the sleeves.

"Gah! Just! Get in! Hrrk! Stupid. Human. Clothes!"

MEANWHILE

"Steven?! STEVEN!!!" Camilla shrieked, rushing to him and shaking his limp body before fighting and ripping the metal claws away from his spine.

She then chants something that causes his whole body to be covered in a purplely glow, making everything freeze and unable to move. Once he and his mind controlling spider drone are frozen solid, she summons a portal and out comes a Dark Priest in surgical clothes with a large satchel and healing spell book and a pink haired punkish gremlin with a tool box and a welder's protective gear chewing bubble gum.

(Want to be the gremlin welder/mechanic or the Dark Priest surgeon?)

"Get him into the med bay and get that thing out of him! Hurry!" she orders as she helps carry him through to the other side, winding up deep inside a RMRP reaserch facility.

Nearby was an operating theater filled with various humans, mam ono and old world monsters all prepped and read to perform a emergency procedure to save his life and free him.

MEANWHILE

(Village Cake? Like a tiny village made out of cakes or chocolate sour cream cake?)

Bessie's eye flicked between Davy Jones and the escaped wrapper before one of her arms shot out and snatched it away, her eye lids partially closing and her whole body shaking silently as if she was giving an akward chuckle. Roxy's eyes followed the ghostly captain as he left, curious as to what he would be up to.

"What's he up to?"

MEANWHILE

"Kaka Mèd! Don't scare me like that! I almost had a heart attack!" the old werecroc shouts when he sees the crashed projectile was Davy and not a mortar shell.

When the old pirate gets in his cab, he chuckles and scratches the back of his head

"I would have stayed, but I was still on the clock at the time. But, I am off now... Come on, I'll give you a ride back in my personal car and we can have dat bite..."

Benji then gets out of his yellow company cab and leads Jones down the parking to his old 1954  blue-grey Jeep wrangler.

"It's good to see you brodda, how are things in the restaurant business?"

(question, is the zombie waitress related to Jones or is she just an employee?)

MEANWHILE

Lia rushed away from the windows and to her newborn pups, holding them tightly as she made a series of shrieks, squeaks and chirps of alarm to alert the colony of intruders.

MEANWHILE

Malones gruns as he gets decked across the face, realigning his fractured jawbone into place.

"BOYS! Let Bonzy out of his cage! It's PLAYTIME!"

Two of the unnamed goons looked to each other and gulped in dread at the mention of "Bonzy". they then pull out a pet carrier large enough for a 85 lb dog and open the padlock. The second it clicks open, Bones throws his empty magazine at the Mad Hatter, hitting him in the back of his head. He immediately grabbed Jack by the back of his collar and booked it to the Hearse just as the front cage of the little crate flew right off to reveal Bonzy. He was a zombified clown goblin with long, pointy, droopy green ears, exposed guts and ribs, a freakishly long tongue, and about thirty pounds of explosive ordinance strapped to him

"YAAAAAY! PLAYTIME WITH BONZY! YAAAAAAY!"

The little horror then pulls out two hand grenades and pulls the pins out with his thumbs and leaps ontop of Obsidian's head, hitting her over and over again with the live grenades while making a giggle that sounded like The Joker gargling syrup with a Steven Spielberg Gremlin.

"DRIVE FASTER!" Bones Malones shouts to his subordinates and driver as soon as he and Jack get inside, not wanting to be around when that pint sized psycho and the hostages with suicide bomber vests go up in smoke.