Talk:Bicorn/@comment-98.221.45.188-20150131000900/@comment-26097222-20150211194439

My ideal list: 1) Bicorn (obviously) 2) Lesser Succubus (for now anyway) 3) Undine 4) Kikimora 5) Alp (ideal girlfriend personality-wise) 6) Yuki-onna Lesser Succubus so I have a say in her final personality as a Succubus. Undine for elementalist powers and Undine Water. Kikimora because she's cute and sweet and I need an exercise coach or I slack off. Yuki-onna because I like cold weather, love snow, love the seldom seen (where I live) white Christmas and she's cute too. The Bicorn ties them all, together. The Alp bears special mention since it's generally considered an odd choice, but if you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. An Alp starts off male with male personality, outlook and interests. If you had to pick a monster girl to just hang out with as a guy, this is the girl. She doesn't play emotional mind games, she doesn't want to talk about her feelings while rejecting all solutions to her problems. She shops like a man, rather than the agony that is stereotypical female shopping. She likes sports, doesn't look at you funny if you want to discuss fantasy football, and will love playing violent video games. She has the same general tolerance of clutter a bachelor pad tends to accumulate that you do. She is biologically female but mentally conflicted -- for the same reasons as a Lesser Succubus, she is likely to adapt to be a better fit to you if she wasn't already. Add to that the fact that despite her odd, flat-as-a-board lack of breasts, she is indeed female and has The sex drive, sexual stamina and instincts of a Succubus, even if she is alarmed by having them. Succubi can shapeshift, so if you really insist on breasts she can provide them -- I'm more of a thigh man than a breast man, but even I can see the appeal.