Talk:Dark Angel/@comment-26115871-20151112002349

You are at a bar one night when a dark angel and a devil take seats next to you - one to the left, one to the right - and begin having a large argument on how to treat a man, ignoring the fact that you're sitting between them. The devil seems to want men to be helpless to her, to utterly worship her until she is all they can think of, while the dark angel believes the best idea is to make them drown in pleasure. Both sides are providing quite colorful examples of what they believe makes a man happier. The argument gets louder and more heated, and to your surprise both of them actually leap onto your lap and - in an attempt to prove they know more about sex than the other - begin making out with each other while sitting on your lap.

What Do You Do?