User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20170424154407

You're an adventuring archaeologist who has come to the Reptile Kingdom with your hat and whip combo that totally isn't ripping off a movie in hopes of retrieving priceless artifacts from the fallen Schrade Kingdom. On your journeys you hear rumors of a castle ruin from the Schrade Kingdom that people have claimed to have seen a "silver sun" or a "golden moon" flying overhead at. You decide to investigate the strange rumors and head over there hoping to thwart an Order division you have a rivalry with who totally isn't paralleling Nazis or to find a priceless artifact that may or may not be cursed, enchanted, and/or possessed. Maybe even both.

After entering the ruins, avoiding traps, and outrunning a giant boulder you leave carrying a freshly grave robbed golden idol, but still no clue as to where the silver sun or golden moon rumors came from. As you exit the building however a silver light shines overhead and look up, and a silver light shining like the sun is the last thing you see before being knocked unconscious.

You wake up at the top floor of the tallest tower in the castle ruins. As you wake up you see two wyverns, a tomboyish one with glittering silver scales the other being much more feminine with lusterous golden scales.

The golden scaled one folding your clothes from your pack, which seems to have been dumped out into the floor, "Really now, you shouldn't be playing around with his things. This is a man who will likely be our husband after all, we want to make a good impression."

Meanwhile the silver one is wearing your hat at a jaunty angle while playing around with your whip, "Yeah, yeah, but this stuff is so much fun to mess around with."

She cracks your whip, "Think he likes using this thing in the bedroom too?"

The golden wyvern looks over and notices that you're beginning to stir, "Oh my, it would seem he's waking up."

The silver wyvern gives a cocky grin and confidently walks over to you, not bothering to take off your hat or drop your whip, "Well hello there tough guy, looks like you just hit the jackpot."