Talk:Hellhound/@comment-74.123.21.58-20150127220115/@comment-25035274-20150129192052

Aaaaand at what point did I advocate cuddling her?

No, no, my best advice (if you're absolutely stuck on the idea of marrying one) is to just lay your ass on the ground and let her do what she wants, until she's certain you know who's in charge.

Channel the Luka.

Embrace the Luka.

Be the Luka.

If you can admit that you are frail and weak, and that she is strong and the only one capable of protecting you, then, and only then, might you be fortunate enough to have her actually give you a proper cuddle.