Talk:Hellhound/@comment-27950421-20171215025227

You're an archaeologist, sadly not the Indiana Jones style of archaeologist, but more akin to an real life archaeologist, a real egg head with little to no fighting skill and experience and no physical training beyond the actual work of digging up artifacts.

You had been researching a lost civilization that had great magical knowledge but had disappeared under mysteriouz circumstances, most importantly you had discovered a ruin that had been where they likely forged many of their magical apparatuses. However there is one complication. The ruin is inside of a monster infested volcano, apparently they ancient ones had used the volcanoes geothermal power in their metal working, and the residual magical energy had made it a hot spot for mamono to gather in, particularly mamono of the hyper aggressive firey sort.

Being a fragile nerd and not wanting to squaring off with an overtly amorous Salamander, Hinezumi, or the gods forbid, a Hellhound, you are prudent to seek out a strong body guard to accompany you on this expedition and you find just the man! A fearsome warrior named Elrond Evendrak, whose brute strength alone is said to rival a dragon! His skills don't come cheap however and you are forced to use a great deal of your grant money to hire him, but for guaranteeing your safety it is well worth the money.

You and Elrond travel to the ruined city deep within the volcano and spend most of the day studying the various runes, artifacts, and architecture of the city while Elrond looks on bored out of his mind. Unfortunately however you lose track of time and night falls while you are engrossed in your study and end up having to make camp within the ruins instead of in your base camp nearby.

You are awoken in the middle of the night by Elrond bellowing angrily, "DON'T INTERRUPT MY SLEEP!!!" And get a fantastic view of a hellhound flying overhead, having been thrown by the angry warrior.

Before you can get up you find yourself pinned by another hellhound who only smirks and begins tearing off your clothes. You quickly call out to your body guard.

"What?" groans Elrond.

He stares for a moment, "Oh that? You payed me to guard your life not your chastity. I deal with bandits and assassins. Mamono cost extra."

He rolls over to go to sleep, "You two had better keep it down, I am trying to sleep over here."

What do you do?