Talk:Alp/@comment-26376061-20160723153019/@comment-27950421-20160723191619

My Alped friend proceeds to go into a stammering panic upon realizing that her secret was out. She stumbles between apologozing, making excuses, trying to reaffirm her non existent manhood, yelling at me for seeing her naked, trying hide her lust at the idea of a man seeing her naked and so on.

I just sigh, "Not even gonna ask."

I calmly get up, retrieve the first aid kit and clean my wounds, and exit the bathroom without giving a single fuck.