Talk:Kikimora/@comment-82.37.23.250-20150303220945/@comment-3302226-20150423124144

Me: Awww. That's sweet of you. *does so* I just wish I had a girlfriend who was sweet as you.

Kikimora: Well, why don't I be your girlfriend then?

Me: Really? Well, I wanted to ask you that when I first hired you, but I was shy. I always found you to be a cute, kind, helpful little sweetheart.

we then embrace, kiss, and...you know.