Talk:Beelzebub/@comment-26219553-20150524203306/@comment-66.249.83.141-20150605005020

As she comes careening towards me, I slam the door in her face.

Beelzebub: OWW!!! SON OF A BITCH!

Infuriated, she opens the door and comes in after me only to be greeted with blast of Raid to the face. She drops to the floor coughing and writhing violently until eventually passing out. I nervously inch up to her and nudge her a couple of times with my foot. No response. Then I take her hand and put two fingers to her wrist. She still had a pulse. Huh... I guess bug spray only knocks out bug mamano, who knew?

When the beelzebub finally comes to in the morning she finds herself in the woods feeling hazey. She recalls the painful and humiliating  events of last night and gets ticked off.

Beelzebub: UGGHH! I cant believe that guy! Where does he get off slamming a door in my face, nearly poisoning me to death and ditching me in the middle of nowhere?! When I find him I AM GONNA...hm, whats this?

At her side she finds brown paper bag with a sandwich and soda inside along with directions to the nearest demon realm.

Beelzebub: Aww...I mean whatever, he's still an asshole -_- *sigh*

Wow this ended up longer than intended