Talk:Roper/@comment-26115871-20150422155813/@comment-78.23.235.139-20150423201304

I quickly grab the tentacles and try to pull the parasite out before it takes root, if the tentacles attack me I grab a knife and start cutting them off. If I succeed I kill the abomination and throw it into the fireplace. Not necessarily in that order. Afterwards I'd suggest to my wife to make her a regular mamono to prevent that from happening again.

If I fail, I tearfully tell what's left of my wife goodbye, and leave for good. Perhaps trying to find love with a loving mamono wife, but never forgetting my first wife and never getting rid of my hatred of all Ropers.

Seriously, I really dislike the parasitic mamono. I mean, really. Especially Ropers and Matango. I just find their conversion process too hostile and unnatural. And just outright disturbing. And they give the regular mamono a very bad name.

Though I don't hate Ropers because of their tentacles. While I'm not into tentacle rape, I'm actually rather fond of the Tentacle mamono myself. She's quite adorable.