Talk:Cupid/@comment-26115871-20151111230025

You're sleeping at home one day when you hear a frantic banging on the front door. Upon opening the door you're surprised when a cupid shoulders her way past you, taking your keys out of your hands and locking the door behind her in a panic.

"Hey, how's it going, good, cool, can I come in, okay thanks! So, I saw this guy and I thought 'he's really cute, I think I'm in love' so I make the special arrow and prepare to hit him but some jackass came up from behind me and groped me, I got so startled that I let go of the arrow and it went flying off into the mountains and after kicking the jackass in the balls I went searching for the arrow, and I found out that it HIT someone! I-I don't know what to do, they're madly in love with me and it's my fault but how the HELL do I explain it was an accident!?"

You're trying to get her to calm down when something bangs on the door. The cupid panicks and races further into your house as whatever's outside relentlessly bashes down your door, and within seconds an ushi-oni has you backed up against the wall. "Where is sweetie pie?"

What Do You Do?