User blog:Notadeadguy/The Dark Confessions of A Psychotic Moron

I'm bored so I might as well confess some stuff that's been on my mind ever since I got here.

Warning, this has some very dark and morbid thoughts, and if you are uncomfortable with the ideas of violence. Turn back now while you still can.

1. To be honest, I wouldn't really mind if Mamono still killed, would've made things way more interesting.

2. I want to see mermaids getting raped by a giant Kraken (the monster, not the Mamono)

3. For some reason I want to combine an electro screwdriver and a dildo and then stuff it up a succubus's ass and see what happens.

4. I want to chop up a Jiangshi and reassemble her over and over again.

5. March Hares should carry chainsaws or spiked bats. It'll make them look cute.

6. I believe Dullahan's would make great Onaholes.

7. I want to go to the Kingdom of cats and bring a laser pointer so that I can point all the cats off a cliff.

8. I had an image once that a Sandworm was being blown to bits by pirate cannon fire.

9. I do not believe in the Sabbath, and I do not believe in Loli's that say Onii-chan. They can all burn in the flames of my burnt toast. (-3-)

10. The kraken looks delicious, I want to slice her tentacles and turn them into calamari

11. I want to graffiti Lescatie writing "Sexual Abstinence!" Or "Bite the Dick" all over the place

12. I want to stuff a Hellhound inside a Willowisp and then pull out a bottle of kerosene and watch the, set the whole area on fire.

13. Personally I think Monster Girl quest is slightly better than MGE, don't know why.

14. I want to stuff a slime full of aphrodisiac and then hypnotize it into thinking all Mamono are actually men.

15. I want to push an apsara down some stairs to see if get a weird boner.

16. I want to win a match against a Lizardman and leave her hanging for the rest of my life or until she can't take it anymore and rapes me.

17. I want a shoggoth to turn into a water slide and then throw oil-covered fish down it.

18. I don't like Lillims.

19. I want to wrap up a pharaoh in toilet paper and then stuff her inside a vampire coffin and then out to sea.

20. I do not like the design of the Titania Mamono.

Wel that's it. I might make more.