Talk:Kappa/@comment-25095137-20140809141746/@comment-27235572-20150103071150

Me: Gosh, what's your problem???

Kappa: Hi, friend. I'm here to enlighten you.

Me: No thanks.

After that witty exchange, I would use matches to set her on fire. When she tries to douse herself in water, I would make a daring escape.