Talk:Shirohebi/@comment-26120285-20151118033611/@comment-30129218-20161003015344

This is so fun, you guys!!!

Moonshine, as his drunkard parents lovingly named him at birth, lands with a resounding crack. He sits in numb silence for several moments, as if absorbing the situation, which it seems, is a broken ass and shattered legs. Then he opens and closes his mouth in rapid succession like a suffocating fish, his eyes go cross, and he lets out a yell that rises higher and higher in pitch until it becomes an ear-splitting shriek. This lasts four minutes.

He pauses, sucks in a harsh breath, then continues for another two minutes before the lack of oxygen to his brain finally causes him to pass out.

Shirohebi grips a nearby rock with her tail and lowers herself down the hole to retreive her darling. She cradles his pathetic form lovingly to her ample bosom as she slithers home to treat him.

She let's out a contented sigh. "He's a moron...But, he is MY moron..."