Talk:Manticore/@comment-5426290-20150531082522/@comment-12776-20150910150838

You know, life isn't easy. I have to lug around a 25" penis and, quite bluntly, I need some advice on how to live life. People think my right leg has a weird growth on it. My lower back is always hurting. If I get aroused, my head spins and I pass out. It's a cornucopia of problems and people always laugh when, after being asked what the problem is, you respond with "I have a really massive wang".

You know, it's not always funny. It's painful.

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