Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27736349-20170313020704/@comment-29564364-20170419024412

Me: "Well! Since there doesn't seem to be anyone at the reception for the moment - which means that I can't even take a room for the night - I might as well take a... quest... all alone. *sigh*" I look at the board, searching for something interesting, when I get an idea. "Oooor I could go back and see how much the convoy escot quest has progressed in 22 days."

[You realize that you're talking to yourself, right? You're alone in the reception.

Alpha: What do you mean "alone"? I know the other users are reading, so I just made sure they were aware of my intentions. Now keep typing, this reply isn't done.

I tell you what to do here, not the other way around.

Alpha: It's rather "I write what you do".

Anyway. Moving on. *cracks fingers*]

On that thought, Alpha I open the front door, head down the street and walk through the town's gate.

[Alpha: *clears throat*

Yes, I know, first person. Slip ups happen sometimes.]

As I near the forest, I come across a man in Adam disguise laying on his back behind the bushes.

Me: "Oooh, but what do we have here?" The man, clearly exhausted, slowly opens the eyes. "Could it be mister Knight #2? Would you look at that, he didn't turn into an incubus. Meh, let's just say this plot point was consumed by a plot hole."

Knight 2: "No... That voice! It's you...! You were the cause of my disgrace...!"

Me: "I didn't, the Cursed Sword did."

Knight 2: "You broke my weapon and stripped off my armour... Now I can never return!"

Me: "Relaxe, I won't tell anyone. I'll just let the word spread instead."

Knight 2: "One day... I shall take your life with my own two hands!"

Me: "Maybe you should try and find yourself a Valkyrie to train with first because that death threat will be hard to execute given what you can do with a sword, let alone barehanded. Also, "We'll meet again!" threats counter: 2. I'm on fire today!"

Knight 2: "What nonsense is spilling from your mouth?"

Me: "You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you a million times. Now do you intend to get up and do something or are you waiting there to be "eaten" by other mamonos?" I extend my arm his way.

Knight 2: "I do not want your charity, nor do I need it!" He slaps it aside, obviously refusing my offer.

Me: "You're weak, have no weapon, no protection, your clothes are all torn up, the sun is setting and more monsters lurk in the forest behind you. You'll be attacked again before you can even reach the closest settlement. Still don't need my help?"

Knight 2: "MAY THE CHIEF GODDE- GOD SMITE THEE!"

Me: {Hah! He still has that goddess story on his mind?!} "I'll take that as a no, but I'll still help you nonetheless. If this were during the former Demon Lord's reign, such high pride would be your demise." I pull the remaining shreds of his clothes to my hand and throw them at him. "Cover yourself. We'll head back to town, buy you new clothes then find a place to spend the night. Oh! And you'll need a DRS weapon too."

Knight 2: ""DRS"?" He asks as he gets up and dresses up.

Alpha: "Demon Realm Silver. Instead of inflicting physical wounds, it-"

Knight 2: "I know what Demon Realm Silver does to our men and women and for such reason, I refuse to lay finger on it!"

(Work in progress.)