Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26380985-20150723010538/@comment-26115871-20151008031627

I get into town to find something even worse at home: an elf. With a groan I ask why they are there, and narrowly avoid an arrow to the face.

"This is your fault! The land has become corrupted! The Wise Tree is now fucking every elf that comes to close to it, the monsters have driven us from the forest . . . WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"

"Calm down, pinning the blame on each other will not solve anything. Now, how about we go and figure out what's causing this?"

It takes a long time to encourage the elf to come with me, but after about two days I ultimately succeed. Just as I'm preparing to go into the forest a centaur gallops out, drunk and ready to rape the first thing it sees. I can't fight it off, and Daisy (the elf)'s attempts to get the centaur to snap back to reality fail. By the time she's had her fill I'm lying in a large puddle of sexual juices, and I'm forced to wait a few hours before we attempt to go into the forest again.

That time it's stopped when the centaur, now sober, gallops after me and starts chewing the crap out of me for taking advantage of her in a uh. . . 'vulnerable' state, to which Daisy calls her out on it and proclaims the truth. This starts a heated argument between them. I'm initially willing to wait until they are done arguing before attempting to venture again, but after two days it's clear they'll argue for eternity. With that I attempt to enter the forest again, only to bump head-first into an Amazoness.

She captures me and takes me to her village, and refuses to let me leave. It's another two days before Daisy and the centaur finally track me to the village, and they quickly explain the whole situation to the Amazoness, who agrees to come with us as she knows the forest like the back of her hand. This starts a fierce three-way argument between Daisy, the centaur, and Salate (the Amazoness) over which of them knows the forest better. As I'm not willing to wait for two more days I enter the forest again, this time to find a dark elf waiting for me.

My response was a big 'nope' before I turned right back around and went back to my house, where the three mamono are still arguing over which knows the forest better. I have not tried to enter the forest again since then. Still have no idea what's causing this, and neither does the Lilith that I'm now renting my house out to. I guess we'll never know.