Thread:MockingJester/@comment-30014014-20180324234030/@comment-25808351-20180821025318

Can’t really rub his belly, What with the shell and all. Besides I know you and Rep like him so I can take pride in him.... I think.

He’s an Eastern Painted Turtle, oldest MOFO I got. Outlived every other pet I’ve have. He’s a badass and is at that point in his days that shit doesn’t faze him anymore. Wish I could personally show him to you guys. He’s an old coot that’s to badass for his own good.