Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20190926004439/@comment-32347114-20190926134556

"...I have a girlfriend."

"Really? Who?" The Dark Elf sneered.

Crap, she caught me on my bluff! There was this one girl in my school, but she was pretty terrifying to most people....But I didn't have a choice, did I? I hastily dial her number. "Kurr....who's this?" "Uh...hey Leonie." "What do you want, stickpage?" "It's uh, urgent-" BANG BANG BANG "Very urgent." I explain the current issue to Leonie, who groans over the phone. "And what's in it for me?" "I'll help you with homework for a week?" "....deal."

I hurriedly run to the window and open the shutters, only to see the Ogre leering at me, forcing me to run upstairs. Once I got there, I saw the most feared girl in my school strut in. Leonie was a Jinko, and a fairly strong one at that, having black belts in judo and karate-and rumor has it her father was a yakuza member. "Hey, nerds!" The other mamono turned to look at her, and exchange looks-was one jinko really going to go toe-to-toe with them? "Listen missy, we're in the middle of something very important here, so why don't you just go play in your litterbox?" Leonie cracked her knuckles, and smiled. "Don't think so."

And with that, the fight was on. The ogre went down with her first, assuming that she'd crumple in one hit. It ended up with Leonie grabbing her by the horns and steering her right into a wall, before kicking her in the stomach and suplexing her into a trash can. The Bicorn went down next- Leonie rodeo'd her into the Girtabilu and Arachne, knocking them all out simultaneously.

The dark elf rubbed her chin. "You've got muscle-even moreso than our friend over there. But be warned, I have access to powerful magic! Haaaaa-"

Leonie just backhanded her before kicking her into a dumpster. I sigh in relief, only to remember the deal I made with her.

"Hey, nerd! Come out!"

....crap.

And with that, I had to appease the tiger-or get my bones busted refusing. As I awkwardly walked out, I ended up forgetting my shoes were untied and faceplanted into her chest-

And got hospitalized for 3 weeks. Ow.