User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-96.235.173.37-20160522220419/@comment-27950421-20160523005841

Yes anon, being drunk while casting spells is usually a terrible idea. Not only do you attempt to cast really dumb spells. You also fail miserably at them.

And yes hound. I did spank her. Among other things. Long story short, somebody became somebodies sex slave that night. And it wasn't me.