Talk:Dullahan/@comment-173.79.199.219-20150804165448/@comment-28180791-20160413194738

"Sorry, I did't mean to intrude on your *ahem* 'business'."

I then slowly push the sword away from my throat and ask if she needs some *assistance*.

She looks at me slightly annoyed, but bright red, "Why would I need your assistance, mortal?" That is what her head said, but her body is eagerly pulling me towards the bed. "Well, maybe because your body seem like it wants some fun." The head just deadpans, "Alright, mortal. But you better thoroughly please me or you will die."

We spend 2 hours having sweet, sweaty sex, and when we're finished she turns to look at me (her head is reattached) and says ''"I will admit, you were really good, for a mortal." ''"Well, if you become my girlfriend, you could have more fun like that."

She then has a loving look in her eyes and smiles a lovely smile "Alright, mor....wait, what is your name?"

"My name is Damon, and your name is......?"

''"I am Mira, Damon." ''

"Alright, Mira. Goodnight."

We then fall into a blissful sleep cuddling (well, actually, I'm cuddling her head as her body cuddles me).