Talk:March Hare/@comment-25086543-20150308060410/@comment-26115871-20150602061327

Good god, not again. First I walked in on them using their mother's secret stash of dildoes, then I walk in on one trying to coerce the family dog into fucking her (and succeeding . . . GOD I wish I could forget that image), and now they're going after the neighbor's boy. I don't know if I should be angry at them or proud that they're growing up so fast. I soon nudge my wife's shoulder, upon which time she pounces me to the ground.

"Oh sure! I'm always up for a quickie!"

. . . I wonder where my children get their insane sex drives from. -_-