Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28840227-20160625021441/@comment-28840227-20160812200809

Holy crap...the pain, the spear wound, it was all gone! It was like Christmas had come early! Heck there wasn't even scaring, just a little bruise, like he only fell on his side. He damn near jumped for joy.

Wait a second...WHAT...? "I...u-um...", Ted mumbled, clearly the wind being taken out of his sails. Well, to be fair this was one of his worries. Not that he didn't appearciate the insta-healing mind you, but when a girl you've known for a total of one day was asking to fuck...well, how do you properly react to this?

Well if we go by Ted, you're probably blushing harder then a brick wall. Did we mention Ted hasn't even kissed a girl since freshman year of high shcool?

That's our hapless protagonsit for ya!