Talk:Basilisk/@comment-26948680-20160313002753

You are at a shopping Center with a basilisk friend. As her heat and spirit energy sensors don't detect colour she needs someone to come with her to tell her what would look nice. She browses masks, robes and gloves before moving on to underwear. A passing succubus you both know to be a bitch enters the shop with her husband. she notices your friend, walks over and the following convosation takes place

Succubus:"why should it matter which you buy no one will ever see them!"

Friend:"what do you mean?"

S: "let's compare each other. I got a husband who follows my every whim without lifting a finger. You on the other hand are a nerdy little snake who hides her face because she is to scared to get a husband"

Husband: "what a brilliant obsovation dearest! I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole!"

F: "good! I wouldn't want my husband to think I cheated on him!" (She has no husband)

S:ha! "Where is this supposed husband then?"

F: (grabs you) "here he is! Here is my husband!