Talk:Oomukade/@comment-26376061-20170221064902

You are walking down the sidewalk to your house...when you hear a loud noise. A stifled scream, to be exact, coming from the direction of your home. You, now panicking slightly, rush to the front door. Opening it, you see...a strange sight. Your Oomukade girlfriend is coiled around a chair, yelling at the person tied to it: your friend, who decided to spontaneously kiss you a few hours ago at the movies...right next to your GF. From what she's saying...your girlfriend did not take that very well.

"You total bitch! You...husband stealing, evil, annoying slut. He is MINE. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ALLOWED TO KISS HIM, UNDERSTAND?!" She takes a brief moment to compose herself, before continuing. "His eyes, his hair, that beautiful smile...his amazing saliva and delicious cum...all of it is MINE, and you stole him." The look in her eyes disintegrates into pure rage. "HE IS MINE, AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM FROM ME!!!" She begins to hurt the poor girl, punching and biting her. She still hasn't noticed you. Your friend's eyes unfocus as the venom courses through her veins, before suddenly locking onto yours. The look in her eyes practically screams RUN.

What do you do?