User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask Hound And Samia/@comment-30014014-20161106182334/@comment-30014014-20161106235013

''The jester takes a second to notice the fact that someone is inches away from his own mask. Not seeking to make the woman uncomfortable, he phases a few centimeters back, still in the same position. A small jet of butterflies appear on activation, most perching on the masked fool. He clears his throat:''

"Ok, so, first question. I come from somewhere far. Who am I kinding, to say I come from far is a bit of an understatement. To get to where I came from, you'd have to travel a couple of universes, plus pahse shifts through a certain amount of planes of existence. And then, there is the travel itself that...well, in the cosmos is pretty long. But, my homeland is a place we mortal have dubbed 'the mists' after the celestial plane where the dead journeys in.

As for the second question, I won't bore you with the details as to how I got across all this gap. So, long story short, we have deviced paths with our magic to link tunnels through large gaps. Depending on which patron god you serve under, the color and circustances of said tunnel will varie.

Third question, and this is something I have avoided completely during those years of traveling and fighting for my goddess, because think about it, would you really want to settle with a fool? Serious answer though, I have avoided trying to find a special someone because of theprevious answer. Alas, my goddess, being who she is, as decided it would be funny for me to get a special someone and has in fact made several subtle twists in my life to try to get me married to a loved one. Though this one may actually work, against my better judgement because, if you know, the doc has recently proposed me to craft a sentient golem under my care. He had warned me that as I send her around to get a personallity, she may, in fact want to 'know me' better. And, to tell the truth, I may or may not decide, again, against my better judgement, to take her as my sworn one. let's just say the way she was crafted and acts has been preciously tweaked by my patron.

And last but not least...I am indeed a fool. But, I find it wierd that your home had no great significance to court fools than to cheaply entertain the bloated guests and royalties. I can tell you that out of everyone that asked about this title of mine, many were surprised that I seem to be more than what I show them."