Talk:Jubjub/@comment-26115871-20160130215918

You are married to a jubjub, and now you have two daughters: a jubjub and a humpty egg (she hasn't hatched yet, but you're pretty sure that it's a humpty egg given how ridiculously huge it has grown). Today's one of the rare days that your wife is off shopping for food, and has left you in charge of the nest. Nearly the instant that your wife is out of the nest your jubjub daughter begins mashing her breasts up against your right side, saying she's bored and wants someone to do.

What do you do?