Talk:Dark Matter/@comment-26376061-20160320153317/@comment-5426290-20170220111444

I hessitantly step out into the clearing and see her yelp. "Waaah! I was only bluffing when I said I knew you where there! Don;t hurt me." (>.<)

I give her a strange look. "You're.. Are you okay? What's that big black ball you're sitting on? Why is it all goopy? Is this.. Are you secretly an oil fetisht?!" (OoO)

She whines and flies her ball down infront of me, trying to shyly hide her chest and crotch as the black goo on them dissipates. "I-I'm not. I can't help it. Some girl flew at me and now I have this thing doing weird stuff to me." (T-T)

A girl pops her head out of the black goop, the blackness running off of her face to present quite a cute girl. "It's not weird, I'm just making you wet for a threesome." (0v0)

I step back. "A threesome?! You've actually been a slut all this time?! I shared my food with you." D=

The girl looks back to me with a smile. "She's not a slut, I'm her first girl and you will be her first guy, lucky right?"

My friend then runs at me and with tears in her eyes yells. "Friends die together, right, right?!"

I try to push her away, but to no avail. "What? What idiot came up with that? No way I'm agreeing to that!" (/OoO)/

The DarkMatter gives us a blank stare. "A threesome is not a fatal.. Ugh, bunch of dense virgins." (-.-)