Talk:Mandragora/@comment-26115871-20151027000524/@comment-28790290-20160805122739

I just happen to work in construction and I have a steam punk version of a heads eat I put it on and call out to my friend Leroy. "Ahh forget her it's just a low class elf!" My goal was to get them closer before springing my trap then I was kicked on the back and fell on the mandragora.

I look back to see a smug Elf male two others and more popping up all around me, I felt a stay out of our forest speech/ass whupping coming. When suddenly Tyrone a hunter and my best friend drops kicks the Elf in the face he looks at me pointing to his headset as the other two grab him.

I pull it. Pointing her head towards ever elf I see 15 in all five males pop up headed for the plant but she's mature so I wanna keep her. I gently nudge them towards each other, Tyrone is already banging two elves and Leroy is banging the female who shot at him. After carrying the Mandragora to three other elf one in particular looking quite cute I bang them then tie em up and throw them on Leroy's horse. Tyrone and I ride out I have the Mandragora with me riding me.

Leroy we went back for and the Elf he was with came running out the forest carrying him with an arrow in his butt screaming "Run!!" Seems the whole tribe was after us we would later find Leroy banged the king's wife mandatory expulsion for her and death sentence for us but we got away.