Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-26948101-20160325000145/@comment-28935784-20160331094901

I take hold of his hand and squeeze it gently. &lsquo;I understand. I'll see you safely to your destination and back. I didn't know you'd lost so much.&rsquo;

The man thanks me as we go to deliver his letter. On the journey back, I ask him if he's had his eye on anyone else.

&lsquo;No,&rsquo; he sighs. &lsquo;I've been far too upset on losing my wife. I don't know if I can find another.&rsquo;

I eye him up and down, licking my lips. &lsquo;Then you'll be a perfect husbando. I've been looking for one since I turned fifteen.&rsquo; I scoop him up in my arms, drape him over my shoulders and start the journey back to my village.

&lsquo;Hey, wait!&rsquo; he snaps. &lsquo;You promised not to kidnap me, you said you'd help me deliver my letter!&rsquo;

I shrug innocently. &lsquo;I said I'd help you deliver the letter safe and sound, and then go back. I said nothing about kidnapping, or where we'd go back to. You're all mine, naughty boy. Any more resistance and you get a spanking.&rsquo;