User blog comment:Biocaster777/Shinomori Island Survival guide./@comment-24664052-20141220075109

Sasha: Raiga's Isle is located west of the isles and Jade is there peacefully conducting his scientific experiments...

(We pan to Jade being chased back and forth by western isle mamonos)

Jade: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (manages to get his jetpack, but now he's also being chased by gargoyles)

Sasha: Maybe not.... (pulls out two Saiga-12 shotguns) HEY! BACK OFF MY BABY, YOU PERVERTED LOW-LIFES!!!