User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom Exploration/@comment-31472325-20170320193957

A rumbling can be heard before a Graboid burst from the ground. A man clad in armour is coughed up by the Graboid before it burrows into the Earth once more. The man picks himself up and wipes off the Graboid drool. "Fie, wherefore doth I coequal traveleth like yond anym're? It is most uncouth." He then strikes a prideful pose. "As a knight of the Ord'r, I Sir Schvantz taketh it upon me as mine own duty to defend our nameth and ev'rything we standeth f'r! I shalt wend f'rth on a righteous crusade to gain revenge, retribution, 'r repayment to taketh careth of the damages to our holy cathedral! DEUS VULT!" He then takes his first step over the Reptile Kingdoms border prepared for his adventure.