User blog:CursedItemMerchent/WWYD Response All Creatures Great and Small



Original WWYD All Creatures Great and Small

You walk over to the dragon. “Sorry ma’am but regulations say no dangerous mamono can come through”

Panic starts to show in the mother’s eyes. “But sir we aren’t really dangerous we just want a better life.”

“No”

“But..”

“Nope.”

“Just my..:

“No”

By this time you could see the rage starting to build as she clenches and unclenches her fists.

“How could you doom us you heartless man?”

“Easy I just don’t care what a stupid lizard thinks.”

“You stupid fool! I’ll show you just how dangerous drag-”

BANG! A three inch hole appears in her chest as I discharge my heavy pistol. She touches it briefly, her eyes full of disbelief, before she falls. Damn, those dragonslayer rounds really weren’t kidding. The brat next to her starts bawling it’s eyes out as her mother stains the ground red. Shit. Now I have to take care of it as well.

As I walk towards it the thing skitters back. Then she tries to flee half running half flying. I take my time, aim, and down it with one shot. I smiled a bit. 20 yards with a moving target and I still got it center mass. I knew my marksmanship was good, but not that good. Besides I was doing it a favor. Now it wouldn’t starve in the no man’s land.

I waited until their bodies stopped twitching before dragging the still warm corpses over to the pile for cremation.

<p class="MsoNormal">Later that night I was woken up by a frantic pounding on my door. I could hear some sort of commotion going on in the rest of the city, but I paid it no heed. I opened the door and was surprised to see my commanding officer Lt. Vargas standing there. I snapped to attention. “Private Victor-“ My introduction was cut short by a sharp kick to the gut. My vison swam and I could feel several people tying me up like a goose and throwing me into the back of a van.

<p class="MsoNormal">It took me a few minutes to recover my senses. “What’s going on Lieutenant? Why are you doing this to me?”

<p class="MsoNormal">The older man gave a snort of laughter at my predicament. “The city is under attack by a pair of zombie dragons.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Then why don’t you use the dragonslaying rounds? They worked well enough this afternoon.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well my boy thing is dragons have two forms. Their human form and their giant form. Dragonslaying rounds work really well on their human form, but we are finding that they don’t even scratch their giant forms. We are throwing everything at them and nothing is working. Then we figured out they aren’t really attacking the city. They are looking for something, and that something is you. As this is all your fault we are going to have you take care of it soldier”

<p class="MsoNormal">“What the hell! I was just following orders you bastard! FU-“ The other privates in the car quickly stuffed a gag in my mouth. With a jolt the doors of the van flew open and I was unceremoniously dumped into the town square. Looking up I saw the two massive reptilian heads of the dragons and my heart dropped.

<p class="MsoNormal">And that’s how I became the plaything of two zombie dragons. They grabbed me and went to a cave in the hills somewhere. It’s been years and all I have had to eat is whatever raw meat they can find. Never again would I ever see my beloved home.