Talk:Fairy/@comment-26948680-20160213101253/@comment-27950421-20160318214137

I smile menacingly at the fairy, "Oh don't worry Cotton I won't eat you."

Cotton gulps looks at me with fear, "Cotton doesn’t like the way Mister Giant is looking at Cotton..."

Across the room my pet boa flicks it's tongue out waiting for it's next meal.

(One week later) Cotton is standing in the snake cage with a tiny shovel and tiny pucket filled with a rather smelly substance, "Tell Cotton why Cotton has to clean up big snakes poo again."

I look away from handling my pet serpent to glare at her, "Because you didn't pay attention where you were flying and ended up breaking my dream catcher, that was a present from a friend you know. Besides you did say that you'd do anything, who am I to turn down free labor. Now hurry up, I can't handle Mr. Cuddlezworth all day and you really don't want to be locked in there with him."

The fairy sniffles, "Mister Giant is so mean..."