User blog comment:Puggington/Wich monster would you BE?/@comment-26295607-20150819000856

I'd probably be a unicorn, (mind you plain unattractive one). Because I am almost in my mid 30's and still a virgin, and unless I marry I will remain one till I die. Yes I am a man, yes I think women are attractive but I refuse to treat women as walking vaginas. I could also be a Mantis, because I am very unsocial, I tend to come across as not caring when it comes to women and don't get worked up easily. That's the best I can come up with.