Talk:Flow Kelp/@comment-24169511-20160126173543

Summary from /mgg/, accuracy not guaranteed: They have a quiet temper and spend most of their time rocking about on the ocean floor, occasionally carried around by ocean currents. They're occasionally found washed up on a beach, or inside the nets of fishermen. They appear quiet and harmless as they move very little, but if a human man approaches they suddenly become active, attacking him and binding him with their seaweed. Their seaweed is sticky and it's difficult to free yourself from it, and once you're bound, they initiate intercourse. Their mouth and vagina release viscous, sticky fluids that cover your penis, and sex with them produces lewd, sloppy noises.

They like to spend as much time as possible wrapped around their lover, always nestled in his arms. They grind their slimy bodies against yours, and can't stand being separated from you.

Their bodies can also absorb moisture. Not only their seaweed portions expand, but also their chest and ass, as they suck up more fluids, and they overall become more voluptuous. In this state, they secrete even more sticky mucus than before, as well as actively seeking to share it through sloppy kisses, and it becomes extremely difficult to escape their touch. A dried up individual meanwhile has the appearance of a little girl, and they obsessively seek moisture, sucking on a man's body and kissing him a lot, and draining a man's semen faster than usual with their tight vagina.

Also, people commonly use their seaweed parts (they grow back, don't worry) to make exquisitely tasty soup stock. The husband of a Flow Kelp tasting soup made from her own body will yearn to "taste" her body all over even more than usual.