User blog comment:The Reptile King/ASK REP AND/OR REPS HAREM ABOUT STUFF AND MAYBE GET ANSWERS FOR THE QUESTIONS YOU JUST ASKED!!!! (BECAUSE BANDWAGON!!!!)/@comment-28929693-20161113024536/@comment-28929693-20161113025829

(Cough) I did (gasp) experiments... to make (ACK) myself...human. (cough)

They worked! But (COUGH COUGH COUGH....COUGH ACK).....but the machine caught fire.... afterward...(wheeze) and it released a chemical... called (gasp) 27-9Z... I havent... (cough) changed my filters (gasp)...in days...

The chemical...isn't here...is (cough) it?

Who are those (cough) people?