Thread:The Reptile King/@comment-27950421-20180404155813/@comment-27950421-20180409015111


 * comes back eating pizza

I dunno, my mind goes weird places when I imagine myself a reptilian hellbeast from an era long forgotten while I'm hungry.

I blame all of the monster movies. Remember when Sci-Fi channel showed just creature feature after creature feature? Those days made life worth while. Now it's just reality TV and vaguely fantasy dramas. Shit heads.