User blog comment:Party Vanderbilt/Party's What Do Wonders - Inari Edition/@comment-26219553-20150407222201

Well, Party, I got good news, more good news, and some bad news.

First bit of good news: You won't get raped by the kitsunes.

Second bit of good news: If you're telling the truth about looking after your mum and accept the Danuki's offered loan/obvious scam, you'll be set for life, and when you eventually can't pay her back, she won't break your legs.

Bad news: She put a clause in the loan contract saying that upon failure to pay one monthly loan reimbursement back in cash, collateral will be taken instead, with the loanee's semen being first choice. Also, the loan repayments, upon switching to collateral, must now be repaid nightly instead of on a monthly basis.

Then again, that might be good news, depending on how you feel about getting some Gyoubu Da-nookie :3