Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20181031182158/@comment-27550231-20181109223024

Doctor Ibrahim wrote: But then I won't be able to play Castlevania. She'll see it as racist, or speciesist. And I'll have to live in a deep dark cave and have to go on psychiatric meds for agoraphobia. And I'll be seen as some sort of Undead King and Zombie groupies will flock to me but they'll forget why they're there and just hang around drooling and my California King mattress will get all soggy.

Wow. Just wow.