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"Up next is Bartholomew!"

The feline nods to the rabbit, and we lock eyes.

"Give 'er a spin, you two!"

The two of us grasp the wheel, and with a mighty heave, send it whirling around and around.

As the wheel turns, contraptions set in motion, whirring about, and a certain music begins to play.

At last, the wheel comes to rest, and the slice reads "Ryu."

Just as the announcer turns to face the wheel, her assistant nudges it two spaces down.

"And our lucky contestant will be taking home a. . ."

Matango!

A woman stands from the front row, a small mushroom sprouted from atop her head, and as she begins her charge, I'm handed a breath mask.