Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-27950421-20170414014435

You've been married to a Pharoah for some time now. Retired from adventuring, and enjoy the life a queens spoiled trophy husband. And what life it is, the best food money can buy, sexy, scantily clad, and willing women everywhere, an even sexier, scantily clad wife who's willing to share, and the ability to do just about anything you want without any work. However, there is a serpent in this paradise. Literally in fact, you're loving wifes pet magical cobra is much less loving to you. In fact, the snake seems to have it out for you. It's constantly giving you a disapproving glare whenever you're with your Pharoah wife and she isn't looking and it always frames you for breaking stuff or making some kind of mess while simultaneously making itself look like the very picture of innocence. What's worse is that despite your complaints, your Pharoah wife is completely oblivious to the conflict between you and her snake as when ever she's around it acts like a loving playful little snake puppy and you know that if you hurt it, she'll get really pissed off.

So your having yourself a nice lazy day, laying on a couch and watching as the mummies go around cleaning the place, the Anubis's keep the mummies working like a well oiled machine and the Sphinx's throw various monkey wrenches into said well oiled machine.

Suddenly you notice the little shit slithering through the room. It stops and looks at you before rearing up beside where a very old and very expensice vase sits. The snake looks at you. Then it looks at the vase. Then back to you. The snake seems to get an evil grin and you realize exactly what he has planned for that vase.

What do you do?