User blog:IonicZach/Amazoness WWYD? Response

Yout and three of you're friends are caught by the amazoness tribe. The four of you were sent to the chief's chamber, and are lock on the walls. As she got up from the throne, she walks up to you all, and smiles evilly.

"Now, I'm sentencing death to all of you," she boldy says, "by snu-snu."

"Uhhhh, yeah, about that," one of your friends spoke, "I'm married to a lamia. Thus, her Demonic Energy is on me."

The chief then order her guards to inspect that yuor friend's not joking, for which it's true. In fact, his wife is by the door. They had uncuff your friend, and he run to his wife and give her  and a hug.

"Now," the chief spoke up, "TO THE SNU-SNU CHAMBERS!"

YOU and two of your friends ere then drag by chains to the snu-snu chambers. Went you got there YOuand your friends are told to have snu-snu for the rest of the month. But the give three choicess:

A) The strong and fierce amazoness

B) The Strong and pideful amazoness

C) The prideful, stong-will, and caring amazoness

D) Have all three

What would you do?

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C. Due to her caring nature, when we aren't having snu-snu I'm able to convince her to stick around and chat for a while; we chat about hunting, fighting techniques (which I just BS-ed my way through since I'm more of a lover than a fighter, but I did learn a thing or two from just hearing her talk), and our other various likes and dislikes; and it might just be Stockholm Syndrome kicking in, but I feel like I'm starting to develop feelings for her.

Once the month is up I'm let out of the chamber and my friends are too. My friends all seem to be alive, maybe a little worse off than myself but alive, and strangely enough, are told by the cheif that they are free to go if they choose, and without even looking at me, they bolt. Then the cheif looks at me and says "Except you. It would seem Ilaria has taken a liking to you. You shall stay and become her husband."

"Ilaria?" I say to myself, confused, until I feel something embrace me from behind and cover my eyes. "Guess who?" A familiar, playful voice whispers.

"Is it my new wife?" I say playing along.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">"Correct! Here's your prize." I'm then turned around and pulled into a kiss.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">When the kiss is broken, I finally get a good look at my new wife, and it's my amazoness "torturer." "So you're Ilaria?" I ask.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">"Surprised? Well it's your fault for not asking my name." She says. I sigh, she has a point.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Suddenly, the chief speaks up "You two seem to be getting along. I'll just give you lovebirds some privacy."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">"I never knew amazonesses had a sense of humor." I think to myself turning to my fiance, only now does it seem that I fully take in how beautiful she actually is, her mocha skin with it's tattoos contrasting nicely with her pale hair, and I've always been a sucker for green eyes. She notices my staring and says "Like what you see?" and then pushes me into the cell behind me and adds "Care for another round?" I nod and consummatory snu-snu takes place.