Talk:Dragon/@comment-220.255.1.94-20141226103355

You are hiding in a large room of hoarded treasure after your naught, hard fought quest to save your town from the demon realm forces. You eye the room with heavy eyes as you noticed that some of the gold was melted and rescultped into somewhat well crafted statues of naked "yous" in lewed poses and accurately sized dongs. Even the smell was sour and foul as you neared one of them with curiosity.

"Welcome home darling!" Bellowed a strong female voice.

You eye the maw of the lit cave while hiding behind one of the statues. You look closer and see the nude, flawless beauty who stepped towards one of the other statues. To your horror you recognize it as the dragon who harrassed you during your quest.

what do you do?