Talk:Tentacle/@comment-59.189.164.79-20141220020920/@comment-25833927-20141228171714

If I have high Barter Skills and Moderate Speech Skills

Me: [Barter 100] I been a merchant for so long, so here the deal. You spare me, I'll my friends to you. The good word says: 2 is better then 1, what did you say?

If I have high Speech Skill and Medical Skills

Me: [Lies] I hate to break your wishes and hope, I'm can't produce sperm, sorry I have no boner and plus I just had smallpox on me (Show multiple mosquitoes bite)

If I havr High combat Skills, Moderate Intelligent and Anti monster special training

Me: (Pulls Machete, covers with rags, soaked with olive oil and light it up)

If I have low Intelligent

Me: (Walk towards her, turn around and face on my friends) F*** you wankers! YOLO (Pull the both middle fingers in doing circle motion and Tentacle hugs me from behind and slow pull me in, and continues the F*** you finger to my friend)