Talk:Hellhound/@comment-26948680-20160703193429/@comment-28027028-20160704043735

"Ohhhhh yeah see I had the wrong house...I'm....the uhhh.....pizza guy? Yeah, pizza guy...."

I start to back away.

"No no, I sent the message that brought you here....I know who you are...she writes about you in her journal..."

"YOU READ MY---" gagged by my shirt which the elf somehow was able to remove.

"What did I say, puppy?! Speak up again and you'll get punished! Now, as I was saying, I brought you here for her, and let's just say, I've been teaching her some things she can do to make you, oh how'd she put it, 'whimper and beg me for more?"

"Ohhhh yeah seeeeeee, about that, POCKET SAND!" I reply with excitement as I unleash a cascade of sand from my pocket into her eyes as I smash through the window only to be pinned by the elf's now obedient puppy....