Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180624092650/@comment-33398500-20180625022117

Well... this certainly is unusual...

As I sprinted away from the cave exit and into the woods nearby, my mind was alight as it attempted to make sense of this strange place, and the weird dragon mamono that was currently following us, flying above the trees at the moment, acquiring the two of us and potentially attempting to decide which of us she wanted to chase more, as I couldn’t find where my friend had run.

Losing him rather quickly, as I took off through the woods, I could swear something was pushing me in a certain direction every so often, carrying on in an attempt to get away from the dragon. Now, I found I may have gotten turned around, as that tree with the odd-shaped hole ahead of me, I could have sworn I’d seen it before. Looking around, I couldn’t figure out what was going on, as I could now hear an amused giggle echoing across the trees, the flying figure of the dragon now gone from my sight: perhaps she had spotted my friend and had gone after HIM...

However, that giggle seeming to be approaching ME from all directions. “My, my, lost in the woods, are you, cutie?” a voice then asked into my ear. However, when I jumped, turning to see the speaker, there was no one. This was... unsettling. “Don’t worry...” the voice then attempted to reassure me, “I’ll help you along... just follow the sweet sound of my voice... I’ll take you where you need to go~”

As I really had nothing to lose at this point, I began to follow the voice. If that dragon had been following me, she would have caught me by now, so it was clear the girl’s voice didn’t belong to the dragon... Besides, creeping around in the shadows wasn’t exactly a dragon thing to do, was it?

As my eyes continued to attempt to adjust as if someone had screwed with the world’s colour settings, I followed the voice, attempting to find the source of it as I continued, but it always seemed to be one step ahead of me... was it a ghost, or something?

As I finally managed to find my way out of the woods, I found the sight in front of me downright staggering: some manner of town just down the hill, the buildings looking almost... twisted, in a way, like the architects had been on some kind of powerful drugs when they came up with the building designs.

“Nope.” The voice then said quietly into my ear. Again jumping up, I turned to see... a catgirl? “Not a ghost...” she continued. “...just a cheshire~” giggling slightly, she pointed toward the town “This was where you wanted to go, right? Or maybe... were you just looking to have some fun?” It was clear she was a mamono, though I’d never seen a werecat like her before, buckling under her teasing.

“N-no! I just... wanted to get away from that dragon... and find my friend...” I told her, denying the implication she was obviously getting at.

“Your friend? Oh, you mean the other guy I saw in the woods, running from that jabberwock!” the Cheshire then commented, lighting up upon realizing it, making me hopeful just before she informed me “Yeah, he got caught by her about a minute after she spotted him... should be her husband by now...”

My face fell as she told me this, causing her to let out a laugh “Oh, come on, don’t be glum, chum! He’ll be REALLY happy with his new dragon wife! Don’t know how you got here, but HE probably won’t wanna go home!”

Shaking my head, I replied “Well, I have no intention of staying in this technicolour nightmare, so if you could help me get back to the cave the ‘jabberwock’ had blocked us from, then I’d appreciate it...”

“Oh, come on, don’t be so uppity!” the Cheshire replied. “My role is to guide people through wonderland, not to immediately get them out because of the stick up their ass...” not at all looking amused at what I said.

Now, as she gave me a not-so-gentle push down the hill, I found myself skidding along the hillside in an attempt to control my rapid descent, pain coursing through as I slid along the ground, before finally reaching the base of the hill, the Cheshire re-appearing next to me, completely unscathed. “Don’t worry... you’ll enjoy yourself here, I promise!” she then told me, in an attempt to sound reassuring.

As the two of us heard a loud squawking from above, we looked up into the sky “Oh, good. The jubjubs figured out there’s a single man in town~” she commented with a giggle. “Unless you wanna be a flock perch, I suggest we get inside...”

“Perch?” I repeated, confused as we made our way into town.

“Well, let me ask, what sticks out forward without you moving it? And remember, they’re mamono...” the Cheshire teased, as I realized what she meant. “...they can be a bit demanding, so we’ll save that part of the tour for later...”

As we entered what appeared to be an inn with rather distorted walls and an odd sign composed of a hat and labelled ‘Tea Time’, what I saw in there was something... well, there was no getting around it: it was an orgy.

There were all manner of strange mamono all around the room, none of them recognizable from previous experience, groups of them all around the place having their way with every guy in the place. Hell, there was even “Jack!?” I started, stepping into the building. However, as I looked there, he was in no fit state to respond, as the jabberwock that had chased us was currently in the process of wrecking the table under the two of them.

“Victor!?” he managed to get out, finally catching a glimpse of me in his peripheral vision “They caught you too!?”

“Hey, eyes on me, dear...” the jabberwock demanded, taking hold of his face before locking him in a kiss.

However, the two of them were the least of my current concerns, as the Cheshire was walking behind me, several other mamono taking notice of me “Ah, there you are, miss Anne! Your usual?” a well-dressed woman with a rather odd hat behind the bar asked her, completely proper, even casual, as she pushed the guy behind the bar into her.

“You know it~” Anne responded, before stepping over to the bar, sitting the two of us next to a pink wererabbit and some manner of yellow slime that were currently sharing another guy next to the bar.

As everyone else seemed to be drowning in sex at the moment, I tried to keep my eyes on the ceiling to avoid looking at any of them, as the situation was just too weird for me...

“Oooo, a new one~” the barmaid then commented, watching me “Showing him around, then?” she asked.

“No, she’s supposed to be showing me the door...” I responded irritably.

“Hmm... well, you’re no fun.” The barmaid responded, shaking her head. “Oh well, there are plenty of ways to fix that while you’re here...” currently carrying the entire conversation while the guy behind her continued to pound away at her, others around them continuing to converse even while in the middle of their activity.

“You say that...” Anne started, “...but you REALLY wanna know how good it feels to be taken like they are, don’t you...?” she looked at me with a smirk, adding “...you can’t hide it from me~”

Shaking my head, my face turned bright red as a door opened, someone else stepping into the inn, immediately moving toward me and pressing herself into my back before I turned to see who it was. “You look lonely~ I can fix that~” With Anne nodding to her encouragingly.

“No.” I replied bluntly, standing and starting to step away from her, only for the pink wererabbit to grab me by the wrist. “B-but... you’re alone... and I’m alone... so we can do it~” She then suggested again, seeming rather off at the moment from my lack of response.

However, all this did was earn another “No.”, from me, resuming my walk toward the door as I decided to rid myself of the entire situation.

“Y-you’re refusing?! Y-you don’t want to have sex?!” the March Hare having absolutely nothing to misconstrue, so the blunt force of my rejection hit her like a punch to the gut. However, this seemed to unsettle everyone in the inn, several heads turning toward me, Anne simply vanishing from sight.

Upon reaching the door, going outside, I was met by several spears pointed at my face. “Halt!” one the women appearing from playing cards demanded. “You are the one refusing to indulge in a mamono’s body?” The one seeming to emerge from a seven of spades was the one speaking currently, another, this time from a four of hearts then added “...March Hares can literally DIE of a broken heart! How could you do that to her!?”

“How can I refuse to be raped while just wanting to go home...?” I thought aloud, unamused, though each and every one of the card-girls in front of me looked as if I’d just spat in their faces.

“It sounds as if you’re in serious need of re-education!” the one in the seven of spades responded, however, now, between me and them, Anne popped up, sighing heavily to herself “Sorry, officers... New guy. I’ve still gotta help him find love... Trust me, he’ll be contorted in pleasure soon enough...”

“He’d better be...” the four of hearts girl responded, eyeing me evilly before adding “...or I’ll come back and do it myself.” Before winking at me, a strange mixture of lust and anger.

However, Anne now stepped over to the March Hare, whispering something to her which caused her to immediately perk up, going back to full-on happy from a rather heavy depression, before she left the inn, for some reason winking at me on her way by. “What’s with everyone here and winking...?” I started, before Anne stared at me a moment, then gently whacking me on the head “You came very close to being a prisoner... lust and indulgence are basically the law of the land here... if they catch you trying to deny a potential partner again, at least one of them will claim you, and her friends will help break you... unless of course, you want that to happen, then go ahead and continue, and be sure to enjoy the magic card girls...”

After another moment or two, Anne then saw someone else step into the inn, causing her to beam with delight “Hubby!” she exclaimed, bounding onto him and kissing him immediately, I turned and started away from the two, not wanting to interrupt anything. “...oh, him?” she then started to the other guy “...he’s new here... giving him a guided tour... of course I’m not, dear, though I’m trying to help him get someone else... he’s a bit of a dick, though...” causing the guy to shoot an annoyed glance toward me.

“Are you causing my wife trouble?” he then asked me irritably. “...and yes, refusing a march hare does count... didn’t even give her room to confuse your words...” I wasn’t sure why this guy thought so much like they do, before I remembered that an incubus basically conforms to what the mamono longs for, so their attitudes might shift based on their demonic energy.

“Speaking of which, darling... just one thing I’ve gotta do...” Anne then commented, kissing him quickly before darting over to me again, grabbing me before I could respond, and suddenly, I had appeared in a fair-sized bedroom, currently alone with her. “...don’t worry, ya stick-in-the-mud, I’m not gonna rape you, I’m married, like you just saw...” she started, before calling “You can come in now!” the door opening to show the March Hare appear from before.

“Poor, shy boy! Too embarrassed to have fun with me in public? That’s okay!” she bubbled as she rushed me.

“Hey, I don’t think we should (wait to start).” I started.

“Of course we won’t wait, sweetie! I want to as much as you do!” the March Hare replied joyously as she tackled me onto the bed.

“But wait, we shouldn’t (be able to move when we’re done)!” I responded, her face turning pitch red.

“How naughty, dear! You should have just told me then!” the perverted March Hare responded, already starting to straddle me.

“Are you good supervising?” I heard Anne ask someone. After a moment, I saw around my current assailant to see the girl in the four of hearts blushing and nodding. “Of course. I need to see if he’s able to handle her, and help if need be!” the girl responded, obviously intending to take part rather than ‘supervise’.

“Wait! We can’t (keep this joy to ourselves)!” I called desperately as the now-naked march hare started to have her way with me, Anne simply disappearing, likely to go back to her husband.

“Of course she can take part! You really do wanna have sex!” she answered joyfully as the card-girl now moved herself into position over my face, not even pretending to supervise. “I’ll be happy to help you feel good, then~” she added. Even then, the sight of pink feathers in the open window served to seal my fate, an approving march hare cheerfully inviting her to join us.

I REALLY should have just stayed home today...