Talk:Black Harpy/@comment-26115871-20151109033648/@comment-26120285-20151230035100

Me: *smirk* Because i fucking wanted to go this fucking path, is there a problem you chicken legs?!

Black Harpy: Oh you're dead already

She goes fast to me and punch me and didn't hurt at all, she starts to punch me multiple times trying to take me down, eventually i see her husband and i smile and i grab her hand and start to squeeze it hard until it heard a crack meaning a broken bones, then i headbut her on the nose broking it sending her fly past.

Me: You should control your damn chicken bitch!

Incubus: You motherfucker!!

He raises his sword and charge at me and starts to slash and hit me but eventually the sword brake and i grab him by the neck and start to choke him out and shaking him hard until he starts to split blood, i throw him to the body of her wife, the wife with a broken hand and wing she tries to stand up just to then i grab her and lift her up then i throw her to the ground, with not enough of this i take her shoulder then i put my arm around her neck and start to choke her.

Incubus:*cough* please...stop!

Black harpy: Please help!

Incubus: Stupid...order

Then i stop choking her wife and i lift her again.

Me: Who says im from the order?!

I throw the wife with max force to her husband knocking her out, the husband barely could move and starts to crawl away while holding the body of her wife.

Incubus: Please, don't kill us, take me instead of my wife or my daughters.

Me: I will take a prize!! HAHAHAHA

I grab the ankle of him and starts to twist it until another crack is heard.

Incubus: AAAAAAAHHHH!! I surrender PLEASE STOP!!!

Me: I say a prize!!

I twist it even more until his feet was pointing to him.

Incubus: OH MY GOD THIS PAIN IS TOO INTENSE.

Me: Shut up!

I stomp on his face knocking him out, the wife starts to woke up.

Black Harpy: Oh god, what, DARLIING NOOO!! You monster *sob*

I grab her by the neck squeeze it while i lift her.

Me: They sure gonna pay me good this time but don't worry your daughters will be fine

I finish with chokeslam her knocking her out, i grab the microphone i have on and say

Me: The targets has been neutralized, mission accomplished

My dark elf partner tells me

Dark elf: Good job but try to be not so rough this time, alright everybody let's clean it up take this criminals out, Atlas leave the beacon on so our team squad can move on and take this couple out of this path.

I leave the beacon and soon from the bushes a hellhound, an ogre, a succubus, a captain dullahan and a incubus with a manticore all dressed with elite police uniforms they take out the the unconscious bodies of the couple and the eggs out of that please as they cheer me up, then my Dark elf boss show up, she hugs me and gives me a medal

Me: Could you remind me why i have to do this?

Dark elf: *smirk* Because those ones were blocking the only commercial path and that incubus was already stealing those packs and merchants, thanks for taking them out finally the city will have the products need it and no longer they gonna torment the adventurers, we own you one.

I take the medal of honor and another one of hostility.

Me: Thanks

Dark elf: So say...

She starts to play with her hair

Dark elf: Do you have a girlfriend?

Me: Im out

Dark elf: No, wait im not so rough im very lovely.

I get in the car where the team was and we go back to the city, i go back to my house after a long celebration with all the elite police squads on the building, i lay down on my couch just to feel something touching my face.

Dark elf: Can we relax with you?

Me: Huh?

A jinko that works like offensive unit in another squad, a demon that works like warden, the dark elf and a new minotaur on the squad that looks to me secretly, were looking at me

All: We admire you, please show us you're sweet

Me: Alright!

All: Yay

They lunge to me but they couldn't move since im so strong and i have a corpulent body, we pass the night together, they move to my house and now i have 4 wifes then i receive a call that i should dispose of a vandal group of incubus abusing the strength of the wurms and their low intelligence to cause a lot of damage on some warehouses to steal the products, they told me that i should do it alone that im perfect for this because i fight with the bare hands and with only a sport shirt and pants, with my ability of extreme regeneration near inmortality is impossible to being take down, but as i was above to go away i see that my new wifes who i have been with all my life since i join this squad i feel i should show them off on the work as my new squad.

Me: Would you like to come with me to do this work?

All: I would be a pleasure.

They equip their uniforms and weapons ready to battle and we leave to fight those muggers and at the end of the day have a celebration tonight.