Talk:Hellhound/@comment-26115871-20150316151117

"It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them. If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god."

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 * Puts on a cap*

I want to apologize in advance if this has already been done, but. ..

"I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was.

To fuck them is my real test.

To train them is my cause!

I will travel across the land

searching far and wide.

Each mamono, to understand,

the power that's inside!

MAMONO!

GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL

It's you and me.

I know it's my destiny!

MAMONO!

Oh, you're my best friends

In a world we must defend!"

I throw a master ball at the hellhound while it's distracted. The master ball shakes once, twice, three times!

THEN IT BREAKS FREE! It's at this point that I suddenly realize my Living Doll and I (Don't judge: I can't seem to get rid of her and she won't stay in the pokeball, and every time I send her to the box and/or release her she suddenly appears in my arms the next night. She'll even send one of my other mamono to the box if i have six of them at once: I think she especially hates my Ogre) are completely and utterly fucked.

. . . I'm sorry, is this too far?