Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-26219553-20150425113148/@comment-24.52.2.26-20150530184155

I sit down next to her,and start to drink,I usually don't drink tea,but since she is alone,and because she seems intelligent (finally,some intelligent conversation!),I quietly drink the delicious tea,and converse with her. After a few minutes,I realize that I don't know her name."Excuse me,but I don't know your name." I say,somewhat timidly. "What...oh...My name is Carol. (more Alice in Wonderland references! Yay!) And you are?" She replied with a sort of puzzled look on her face. I tell her my name,and we continue to chat for a while. After about an hour,Carol asks me something that shed light on a couple of things that I had been wondering about her. "Do you have a wife?" I am slowly piecing together what she is,but before I can reply she cuts in with an answer to her former question:"No,I can't sense any demonic energy on you...It is surprising that someone such as you wouldn't have a wife." She smiles,a bit lewdly,and draws me closer..."Would you like me to be your wife?" She says,still smiling like a Cheshire Cat. My mind is racing as I try and think up a reply that my mind won't counter...my mind is racing faster than ever,and my reply consists of one action,not even a word: I reach over,and kiss her on the lips. She blushes and then we go over to the nearest inn and have sweet,sweet sex all night.