Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20170917171328/@comment-30700719-20180222230003

"What is your name?"

"It is I, King of the Air."

"What is your quest?"

"To seek the greatest flying ace."

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Valk?"

"What do you mean, a high-altitude or low-altitude Valk?"

"I-I don't know that."


 * old douche gets flung into chasm

"How do you know so much about Valks?"

"Well, you have to know these things when you're King"