Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-27950421-20181117000237/@comment-37629772-20181218183347

Smorstin wrote: (they're trying to give you sex appeal) (Oh yeah, also could you imagine dating a Balrog or having sex with it?)

Twist: Everyone wants to spread you on their toast, so you better be willing to share some.

Superpower: Be able to make great mashups with songs. (Example: This ,thisand this.)