Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-29721398-20161231071258/@comment-30071669-20170101171929

You are killed by an idiotic female Order knight who mistakes you for a rare male mamono after seeing you in the Frankenstein costume that you wore to a Halloween party. She realizes her mistake afterwards and gives you a proper funeral. You are then revived by a wandering Lich and made into her undead incubus servant. You live with her and a very busty Kunoichi that is her bodyguard. Your job is to feed a cucumber to the Kappa that lives in the small pond behind the house. One a day, no more and no less, or else, something horrible will happen, according to the Lich. The Kunoichi tells you that the last man who fed the Kappa more than one cucumber was never seen again, and this is the "horrible event" that the Lich mentioned. WWYD