Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-104.160.221.5-20150522165535/@comment-26219553-20150522224446

Well, given a brief analysis of the capacity of a human liver vs. an oni's liver's ability to process alcohol, the human, i.e. me, is fucked, metaphorically AND literally, from the word "GO!" in this situation.

Ah, well. At least booze is a good painkiller, so hopefully I won't wake up feeling like someone took a sledgehammer to my pelvis in the morning.