Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160623123134/@comment-27346571-20161106032224

"Son, you're a fucking idiot." I say, getting out my chair.

"W-what?" My son says, confused. "I made machines strong enough to hold a Jabberwock back, why am I an idiot?"

"Because you ate a stranger's cookies. They could've been poisoned! Oh yeah, also because Jabberwocks are some of the most intelligent mamano and if she could beat your Juggerknight she could probably help you make a better one." I say, getting something off the wall. It's a mirror shield that rebounds any attack, with added effect. "Me and your mother made this. She enchanted it to give it magic rebound, and I crafted the actual sheild. She also gave me the idea to create it so it can be detached into two swords." I say as I get up, get the code from my daughter, and give it to my son. "If you win, consider getting to know the Jabberwock." I say as I follow him into the portal. He gets into the machine and gets it running as soon as the Jabberwock breaks the door.

"So, the little wimp who sends his wind-up toys to fight me now wants to use his RC ca-" The Jabberwock said before she was hit with a large shot put that launched from my son's robot. The Jabberwock flew up after recovering, only to be brought back down with a net. The net electrocutes to Jabberwock with enough voltage to almost knock her out, but she gets back up and breathes fire, only to get met with a beam of pure cold, made specially for dragons. The Jabberwock falls and lies down, knowing that she has lost. My son hops out his robot, and gloats to the Jabberwock. After he's done gloating, he helps the Jabbewock up and asks her out on a date, where they'll get to know each other better.