Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-36359477-20181214140139/@comment-37629772-20181215215154

"Finally, time to slay the putrid-what?!" the warrior said entering the final chamber of the dungeon, expecting find the filthy monster known as an Echidna the Order priest told him to kill, only to find woman with pointy ears, blue skin and the lower half of a snake laying down on a heart-shaped bed surround by rose petals and scented candles. "Hi, you must be an adventurer" she said in an alluring and seductive voice. Wait? The snake body? the blue skin? WAIT?! IS THIS THE MONSTER THE PRIEST WANTED DEAD?! The warrior then turned around and pulled out a book that red on the front "Adventuring and Questing 101". "The manual dosen't say shit about this" he silently muttered to himself while flipping through the pages. The warrior then felt something coiling around his legs before he heard whisper behind "~well, does it say anything about this?~" He turned around to see that it was the "monster". "Wait! I think there's been a mis-" he was then interrupted a deep kiss which he struggled against at first, before slowly adjusting to it.