Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20181111041818/@comment-37315504-20181111173612

I face palm. I then look at my back sliding glass to see the alone camera proped up. I just slowly walk over to it and pour my glass of water on it causing it to short circuit (can't let them see any footage).

"It looks like are poor sap is a little irritated. Well, lets tell him the hunters." says the announcer. At least I haven't picked up David yet, I think to myself. "We got Hope Crawford the Wurm, Aimee Cutler the Wyvern, and Alice Rex the Medusa. These girls really want..." I turn off the TV and lie back on my couch.

So not only am I being hunted by powerful mamonos, but two of them I know. Alice is a tricster and was ironically my highschool bully, and Aimee is my boss and had been recently been hitting on me the past week. Alright, lets start to plan. The roof is a solid no, Aimee would catch me quickly. The ground floor is a no, the wurm would just mow everything down. After a lot of more thinking I have a plan.

I race upstairs and grab what I need for my plan quickly. Lets see pepper spray, a push pin, double sided tape, sunglasses, and a rubix cube. I quickly get to work setting my plan in to action. Before I finish my quick set up, 'CRASH! 'Stupid Wurm, thats my front door!

"HUBBY, WHERE ARE YOU?" calls the wurm quickly looking for any hints to where I could be hiding. I hear the crash of doors and windows being broken. I step out from the closet into the wurm's view. "HUBBY!" she says before charging at me. I sidestep her and she smacks into the wall.

"If you finish this puzzle and show it too me before I'm captured, I'm all yours and I won't resist," I say as I hold out the scrambled rubix cube. She snatches it out of my hand as she thinks it will be an easy win. I walk away as she is quickly puzzled on how to solve it, but is determined to complete it.

One down, I think to myself. I put my sunglasses on and start to head upstairs. As soon as I get to the top I hear a familiar voice, "It's been a long time since I've seen you." Alice, crap you weren't suppose to show up first. I hear a slithering sound coming from my right, "Let me make up for all the terrible things I did to you," she says in a seductive matter. Come on get a little closer. "Now lets have some fun," she says now moving into my point of view.

"Nope!" I yell as I pull out the pepper spray and spray her point blank.

"AAAHHH! MY EYES!" screams Alice as she places her hands on her eyes. While shes distracted I run up to my room, slam the door and lock it shut. Two down, one to go.

"Hey Mike. A little help here, please." says a voice. I turn around to see Aimee tangled in my makeshift double sided tape window trap. Damn, shes so cute when she begs. I sigh, grab some dull scissors and start cutting the tape. When both of her feet and one wing are free, she grabs me and holds me tight in her embrace. As her talons reach for pants I pull out the pushpin and point it to her. She shrieks, then drops me and tries to fly away. Her aichmophobia has finally some use. "No fair! put that dangerous pointed object away!" she says in a scared/angry voice.

"This pointed object?" I say in a teasing matter as I hold the push pin closer to her. She shrieks again, before squirming in her now tape prison. I put the push pin down, she stops her squirming.

"I just wanted to be with you, and help you raise David." she says with her face flushed. "I know I'm not like Sarah, but just give me a chance please." she says looks at me giving me the puppy eyes. I can't help myself and give her a kiss on the lips. Her eyes widen as I kiss her, but then she closes them and pulls me closer. We have a long rough makeout session, before having a threesome with Alice.

David gets home to be embraced by his two mothers. He seems a lot happier now. Sometimes Alice and Aimee team up on me to get their way, besides that I'm happy with the outcome. I Still don't know where that wurm went.