Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-173.79.199.219-20150810035550

You groggily saunter into your kitchen early one morning to find a big, hot, delicious looking breakfast made up of your favorite foods laid out on the table. After you make positively sure you're not dreaming this, you wonder where the hell this feast came from and who could have made it. But the enticing smell of the breakfast soon made you set aside your concerns so you pick up a nearby fork and dig in.

"Mmmm, this is delicious!" you exclaim while you savor the meal.

"I'm glad you're enjoying it master" coos your fork. Wait...YOUR FORK?!?!

Startled, you drop the talking fork on the floor and it starts to grow and change until it reveals its true form: a Shoggoth!

"If you like this, I can do more for you." she says giving you a warm (yet somewhat "yandere-esque") smile. "Whatever master desires."

What do you do?