Talk:Familiar/@comment-23979607-20150909200126/@comment-25808351-20150909211449

"Oh shit!" I shout, as I violently shake my leg trying to get her off, but it's no use. No matter how much I shook she held on tight. "Ah ha!" I said as I devised a cleaver plan to rid me of this Familiar. Quickly, I reached into my grocery bag a pulled out a candy bar that I purchased while doing my errands. I then threw the sugary treat.

The Familiar's head instantly turned, her eyes locked on to the flying candy. "Stay!" She yelled, pointing directly at me. She then raced off to the candy. "Excellent!" I thought to myself. Now it was time to enact "phase 2" of my master plan. I ran away screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Swiftly followed by the Familiar, "WUUUUUUUUUUUV MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"