Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20180718171734

You are a mamono who frequently visits a popular male strip club. While the dancers themselves were alluring, there was one that you had your eye on in particular. This man stood out from all the rest as there was something about him that made him very special in your eyes, whatever that reason may be.

One night you decide that it's time to make your move. You find a suitable hiding spot in the back alley of the strip club and wait. This is where your target usually goes after his shift ends and sure enough he appears, stepping out into the cool midnight breeze in his casual attire.

He appears to be completely unaware of your presence, but before you can spring into action you notice a scantily clad human woman walking up to him. "Hey baby, wanna make my night special?" she asks as she strokes his chin. The man steps back from her and mutters with an apologetic smile, "Uh...sorry ma'am, but not tonight. I'm tired and I'm just looking forward to just heading home."

All of a sudden, the woman whips out a pistol and crams it under the now terrified man's chin saying, "Sorry sweetheart, but that wasn't an offer. Now let's go behind that dumpster and make some babies!"

WWYD? 