Talk:Succubus/@comment-67.60.14.46-20150608224442/@comment-25808351-20150609000622

Sense my locked door is proving to be an insufficient barricade against my succubus attacker, I resort to extreme measures. I take a chair and throw it at my assailant as she breaks through the door. During this diversion, I grab that damn umbrella and jumped through the window. In free fall, I deploy the umbrella and decend to the ground like Mary Poppins. As I land unharmed on the ground, only had one thing on my mind..... "how the shit did that work?"

While I contemplated this unusual means of escape, I'm speared into the ground by my succubus admirer. Such is life, in MGE universe.