Talk:Matango/@comment-5426290-20160926081926/@comment-304875-20160926090506

So, you pack your things and get on the road to find your dream mamano, somewhere far far away from any matango.. Eventually, after fighting and sneaking past all the other monsters you don't want to be with, you find the place you're looking for and your dream mamono are right there, just few more hundred meters or so.. But then it hits you.. You forgot something! And you absolutely must go back! You don't remember what that something is, or why it is so important, but you absolutely must go back.. You will have plenty to time to spend with your dream mamono once you got what you forgot.. And, so, you turn around to head to where you started.. And as you get closer and closer, you start get better idea what it was you forgot.. You realize it, was something about the nearby forest.. Then you "remember" there was someone you were supposed to meet there? Warning bells should be ringing in your head, as you know full well, there were matango reported in that forest, but.. But you need to go! And its not like mushroom girls are all that bad.. in fact, you find just thinking about them is quite exciting.. And so, you enter the forest, and soon you find her, the girl of your dreams! How could you have forgotten about this adorable girl.. whom you never actually met before.. ?

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Unfortunately it was a windy day and there were some spores in the air, when you set out on your journey.. But it isn't bad.. Love conquers all, and you're very happy mushroom man now, living with your lovely Matango wife, doing little else than sex all day long...