Talk:War Discussion/@comment-24965182-20140610135630/@comment-25013076-20140611214712

Soldier: Wait, you feel that?

Sergeant: Yeah... sandworms, we've been compromised!


 * The shaking gets louder*

MEN, GET YOUR FLINTLOCKS OUT!! Also get your compact gunpowder sacks and plant them in the ground and light them when I say so!

...(Rumbling)

LIGHT THEM NOW, GET OUT!!(The soldiers then get out JUST in the nick of time, and find to see the high explosives devoured) INITIATE THE BACKUP PLAN!! MOVE!!

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

(BOOM!!!)