Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-71.54.196.89-20140315013943/@comment-173.21.120.92-20150731044747

Woman : "Crud."

Pharoah : "Ugh, SOO not what I wanted to wake up to. Be dear and ring that bell for me, will you?" -points to small bell on nightstand-

Woman : "Wait, why am I ringing this?"

Pharoah : "Mind control darling! I'm not marrying you though. Well, unless you can grow a penis in the next 30 seconds, then we'll talk."

Anubis : -hearing the bell- "Mistress, you're awake!"

Pharoah : "Yes, excellent guard work keeping out the riff raff there" -rolling her eyes and pointing at the woman as she says this- "Be a dear and turn her into a mummy or something, will you?"

Anubis : "Right away mistress!"

Woman : "Crud. Is it too late for me to try going a penis?"

Anubis : "Yes,"

Pharoah : "Set the snooze alarm!" -yawns and falls asleep-