Talk:Wendigo/@comment-26517142-20150704121301/@comment-27049723-20151230213440

"Augh.. My head. Where am I?" I groan getting up and rubbing my head. I then notice the large coat that broke my fall. I put my hand on it and feel a figure underneath, and judging by the soft mound my hand landed on it's most likely a girl. Then realization hits me, "Oh my goodness! Hey lady are you okay?! Say something!" I start to shake her gently to wake her up. Eventually I hear a soft groan coming from the coat.

"Uhhh.... Did anyone get the number on that truck?" A young and sweet sounding, feminine voice grumbles from inside the coat. The coat starts to get up, judging by its movements it's still a little dazed. I now get a better look at it and can now easily decern the subtle curves belonging to whoever is in the coat, and the horns poking out from the head.

It then turns and faces me and the moment it notices me I hear an "Eeep!" and the coat visibly jumps and for a second I swear I can see a pair of unearthly purple eyes. She then backs up, faces away and says "Don't look at me! What are you doing here?"

"Oh, thank goodness you're okay." I breathe a sigh of relief, "As to why I'm here, well I was in the neighborhood and decided to drop in." I say sarcastically and point up to the hole in her ceiling. "But in all seriousness, I got lost in a blizzard and as I was starting to collapse from exhaustion, I fell down here." As I say this I start to feel myself going weak and then I black out.

When I come to I find myself lying next to a fire with a blanket covering me, I realize that if it wasn't for the blanket I'd be completely nude, and I notice the girl in the coat looking over me, except now her hood is down and I get a good look at her face, she has a cute, youthful appearance, purple eyes, and her white hair is in a cute bob cut, not to mention the strange horns. I feel strange.

"Oh you're awake! I'm so happy, I thought I had lost you there for a while." She says happily, grinning widely. The smile broke me, feeling a great surge in energy, I throw off the blanket and rush up to her, kissing her deeply. Stangely enough, she doesn't resist, like she was almost expecting this to happen, and instead pushes into the kiss and undoes her coat. With the coat dropping to the floor I break the kiss and step back to observe her petite body, which despite its youthful appearance is still very well developed in the areas that matter. Upon viewing the sight I'm unable to hold back and immediately push her down and claim her.

When I'm satisfied, I collapse, cuddle with the limp, still spasming body of my new lover, both of us completely soaked in sweat and other fluids, and go to sleep peacefully on top of the discarded overcoat.

When I wake up I realize what I'd done, I try and find my sleeping beauty, but to no avail. Suddenly I feel a soft kiss on my head and a voice that says "Good morning, hubby."

I turn to find the wendigo from the night before and upon seeing her, I immediately start apologizing profusely for my actions last night. She just giggles, kisses me to shut me up and says "I forgive you, but only if you take responsability and become my husband."

Needless to say I agree, and a few days later I am completely moved into my new cave home and I've successfully patched up the hole in our ceiling, despite constant "Love Breaks" with my wife, and life could hardly get any better.