Talk:Jabberwock/@comment-27950421-20170325121221

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The mouths that suck, the hips that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The hornious Bandersnatch!

He took his vorpal dick in hand:

Long time the slutsome foe he sought--

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile and fapped.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of lust,

Came strutting through the tulgey wood,

And moaned as she came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal dick went snicker-snack!

He left her aheogod with her giving head

He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou lain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O fapjous day! Callooh! Callay!"

He chortled in his joy.