Talk:Apophis/@comment-26017717-20150501144348

You and your shirohebi wife are on vacation in a dessert region, enjoying things like sunbathing, the food and the local 'Sandworm Tour' (the sandworm's husband has attached chairs onto her back that tourists can sit in and sightsee as she moves through the landscape).

One evening you are sitting on a rock outside of town admiring the starry sky together. Your wife gets up and tells you to wait where you are, she will be right back with a surprise.

While you eagerly await her return, you get lost in thought and fail to notice a dark figure approaching you. Until you feel the sharp pain of her bite that is.

Your wife returns to the sight of you getting raped by the apophis, her face becomes contorted with rage and she promptly knocks the black snake-woman out cold with solid bonk on the noggin. She then proceeds to pour her jealousy flames into you before you come to your senses and yell that you got poisoned.

She becomes flustered as she realizes that she made a misstake, that you didn't actually cheat on her intentionally, and then the apophis wakes up.

The poison and jealousy flames both rage within you, creating a strong desire for both the snake women, yet somehow counteracting each other to the point that your mind is capable of rational thought.

What do you do?