Talk:Wurm/@comment-24701421-20140322142313/@comment-24431359-20140323131021

I don'r think its gonna end well for the parkour guy/free runner, especially if you put into consideration the Wurm's strength, physical toughness, and her Gurren Lagann style of chasing males (AKA destroying obstacles on route to her goal.) Take this line from her profile for example: "Wurms are especially dangerous once they’re in a state of arousal after detecting a human male. If there’s a boulder in front of them they’ll smash it and continue onward. If a man hides in a forest they’ll mow down all the trees and beeline straight to his position. Once they’ve spotted their prey every obstacle is meaningless to them, and they’ll never stop until they get their man." Even if there are lots of trees, buldings, scalable obstacles, etc; the Wurm will just mow it down till the free-runner will have nothing to climb/scale and jump on.

So, yeah, even if the guy is good at parkour/ free-running, he'd end up getting laid as soon as the Wurm knows his presence. Which means the only option for him when he encounters a Wurm is to sneak around her, or look for another way to get around her without getting spotted.

It's obviously advisable to avoid one at all costs. But if you're looking to get laid, just go in front of a Wurm naked from below the belt, and you're done.

Arrivederci, amico!