Talk:Cheshire Cat/@comment-26115871-20151111201232

You are an innkeeper. Recently your guests have been complaining about a purple cat, noting that it's smile really creeps them out and that you should keep a better eye on it. Each time you explain that you don't have a purple cat, but the complaints keep flooding in, each one more preposterous than the last. One woman even notes that the cat was floating through the air and vanished upon her trying to catch it, giving her a ghastly grin as it did so. Word's getting out that your inn is haunted and business is plummeting as a result.

What Do You Do?