Talk:March Hare/@comment-75.168.196.138-20140812173650/@comment-25035274-20140812203217

Why am I eating dessert in Wonderland?

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It's that Dormouse, isn't it! She had her delinquent associates break into my home and abduct me in my sleep! That's why I don't remember anything before eating this (insert dessert here)!

She's conspiring against me because I had her arrested!