Talk:Valkyrie/@comment-24.21.0.42-20160108193818/@comment-26376061-20160214042635

"..." The pub is dead silent...even the March Hare on top of her husband stops to stare. "Dude, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT?!...I don't feel like dragging you to the hospital again, so...haha...you're on your own." I sit back and watch as he is beaten into the ground. I wave goodbye to my idiotic friend, and take the hand of my wife, leading her home.

You never said that I was the adventurer...