Talk:Hakutaku/@comment-70.64.65.102-20160309034939

(Here is a WWYD variant. Probably should call it WWMD ;P. Let me know if you don't like it, or think it should be somewhere else.)

The mamono world is evolving once again, when Tanya, the hakutaku, starts up the first Ask Abbey style relationship column in a Zipangu newspaper. The first posted letter is as follows:

Dear Tanya the taku;

I love cats and hate people. I always take any strays home and have at least a dozen cats around the house. The other day, I walked into my bedroom and found a nekomata on my bed. I was so startled, I yelled out that she was a traitor to catkind, and ran out of the house. I even tripped over a cat on my way out. I haven't been back for several days, but the food I dropped off has been taken inside and eaten, so I know she is still there. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Cat-loving hermit

What advice does Tanya, the hakutaku give?