Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26517142-20160616192249/@comment-26492770-20160617213710

My eyes go wide from the shocking realization. In that same heartbeat, I reach out and put my hands over hers, preventing the boquet from getting any closer. "Woah, wait a minute!"

My wife, Yori, is taken by surprise. "Wh-what's wrong?"

I take my left hand off her right and quickly remove the Matatabi flowers. "Damn, that was way too close." I take a deep breathand let go of her. "Sorry about that. I didn't notice until now that these flowers were in it. If you got a whiff of these, you'd be drunk for a day or two."

Yori gets a devilish grin and takes the flowers back. "So what?"

I shake my head. "Oh, don't do it." I take a step forward and she steps back, giggling. "Yori, give me those flowers back. We both know what happens when you get a whiff." I lunge forward, but my Werecat wife easily dodges me. I regain my balance, only to hear a deep sniffing sound. "Oh, that is not the sound I wanted to hear." Immediately I'm pounced upon and tackled onto the couch.

 "You'll be hearing a different sound soon," she whispers into my ear. "Happy one week anniversay, darling."

There was lots of sex afterwards.