Talk:Lizardman/@comment-174.53.167.220-20150325120353/@comment-25409001-20150402080147

Other than getting extremely lucky and Jeff managing to stab the Lizardmen in the throat in an acti of a surprise attack, No chance.

Neither the 'Real' Jeff can win, nor can the 'Pastamonster' Jeff version. The latter might put up a bit more fight, but the Lizardman will alwayb be victorious in every outcome.

Unless it's worm Jeff 'Shudders'