Talk:Dragon Zombie/@comment-25619592-20170218093754/@comment-29435884-20170221110318

I realize that this was my family's plan all along. Get rid of the dropkick, hope he at least hurts a dragon. "Well bugger you lot" I yell "No one is killing me but me!" I draw my sword and try to fall on it. Before I land on the blade a massive weight slams into me and throws me clear. I'm being held down by something big, scaly and...soft? "No one hurts my husband, especially not himself!" I am then tossed over her shoulder like a dazed sack of spuds while she flies off into the distance.