Talk:March Hare/@comment-28262756-20170313230205/@comment-24026095-20170323030207

&lsquo;Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes, big boy! Throw me into a folding chair, tie my arms and legs to it with a scarf, and leave me with a semen moustache after you've fucked my mouth until your dick is as sloppy as an unagi joro! I want you to get on top of me and do bench presses with my naked body against you! I want my vagina to burn like rubber tyres on asphalt as you move me up and down like a wet cock-sleeve! I have a big phobia of your cock leaving my pussy and leaving me empty like ... a drained pair of balls, but it's okay, when I feel it (your dong) give my cervix a Rolling Thunder Cannon Punch from base to tip so that I squirt all over your cock right up to your face and erupt into my womb like Mt. Vesuvius, I won't be scared anymore when you hold me down with your big strong arms!&rsquo;

EDIT: Ohhhhhh, *blushes and fans face*, hot here, ain't it? Yes, I'm the march hare who raped SPARTAN-047 senseless, he deserved it after he was yelling &lsquo;fuck all of you&rsquo; to my whole family. IDK about why people keep telling me randomly they want to have sex with me, TRK dear, maybe you were asking that question too? You want to randomly have sex with me in any time, place, dimension, and with or without protection? Cum on in to the room I have over SPARTAN's dehydrated body, I have it all prepared and covered in lube.