Talk:March Hare/@comment-28935784-20160131072126/@comment-28935784-20160131101929

Even infotech guys will be in trouble.

&lsquo;Marcy, I asked you to buy me a hard disk, not a floppy drive.&rsquo;

&lsquo;Ooooooo, you naughty boy ... I've got just the thing ... &rsquo; *rips her colleague's trousers off and starts blowing him to turn his floppy disk into a hard drive*

The only effective things you can say are pick-up lines.


 * Your bosons ... they give me a hadron.


 * Cutie, when I see that body of yours, it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my &lsquo;beam&rsquo;


 * That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2.


 * You must be √2 ... because I feel irrational around you.
 * How'd you like your eggs? Fertilized?