Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20180319110023/@comment-33398500-20180319133050

It was starting to be such a quiet evening, too…

Sitting quietly in my room, trying to get some grasp on the math I had to get done, I heard some people storming down the hallway, just before my door got kicked in, seeing the idiots that actually did the deed bolt off as soon as they came. I was starting to wonder just what the hell they were doing. That was, until I saw it: a collection of women’s underwear, some of it a little slimy and others… scaled?

Just what the hell were they doing?

I stood there, dumbfounded until a new group rushed through my broken door, a dragon, a mershark and a red oni stepping through the door and looking straight at me “Did YOU DO THIS!?” the dragon then shouted at me, the three looking as if they would like to kill me at the moment.

“No… of course I didn’t…” I commented, annoyed. “Did you not notice the smashed door on your way in?” I tried to point out.

“Oh, you’re not weaselling your way out of this, wise-guy…” the mershark then commented, advancing on me as if a predator sizing up her prey.

“I’m not!” I answered, flustered by the sudden presence of three mamono in my room. “I didn’t do anything, and now I’m being blamed for it!” now backing away from the group, even as the dragon put my door back onto its hinges and locked it.

“Suuuuure you are…” the red oni, plainly drunk, started. “Don’t worry, we’ve just gotta… ummm… teach you some humility~”

Darting to my side and pushing me onto my bed, the dragon then commented with a smirk “We’ll have to thank those idiots later for leading us to such appetizing prey~”

They already knew! And they were doing this anyway!

As I attempted to move back across my bed from them, the mershark and red oni now moved to my sides, the dragon now straddling me, all three with rather lewd expressions on their faces.

Well, I guess this is happening either way…