User blog:Telamore/Secret cults and societies: the OPPAI cult

today,i write about (ehh,can't beleif i am writting this),the oppai cult that as there cult names says,they workship tits and Hathor.

For those wondering why i am writting about this cult,well the leader of the cult asked me to write about them so they could get more members,after much talk and when i mean by that i mean,the holstaur milf member of the cult flashing her tits to me (call me a dirty old man if you want),i finally decided to write about the cult.

Well enough talk,how does the cult works, how to join them and how they work.

To join them you must find them,they are located in the Epona village outside of the country of Selanar near to the Dagdi forest,to join them merelly asked them then you will do a ceremony to join them, it's essentialy putting your face in the tits of the leader (who is a holstaur milf name Caroline), and drinking her milk,and a warming for the females who want to join you need to atleast have c-cup,one of there most important rules is 'No flattis allowed'.

There rules are this:-all ways arrive in time to the cult (begins at 10:30 and ends at 16:35 every friday except during holidays).

-respect the members of the cult.

-Be an active member.

-the most important rule 'praise the tities'.

-And the second most important rule'BEGONE FLATTIS'.

The cults routine is selling wonderland cokkies,viagra,dildos,holstaur milk and more sex related objects,they aclaim that Hathor appeared before them and blessed them,i can't confirm it and they workship Hathor for two BIG reasons and in case you are wondering why Hathor tits in the picture aren't bigger is because Hathor sometimes diminishes her cup size because her normal tit size is huge (a whopping Q-SIZE,remeber she is a very tall woman).

The Order doesn't know they exist and the sabbath knows them supresingly, but doesn't do anything because they find the cult amusing and also because it would been  cruel of them to destroy a small pro-mamono cult like this one,the oppai cult is extremely popular in there village for obvious reasons.

Written by humble scholar of the Order-Alexander Delley.

Aproved by the Oppai cult ;-)