User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask Hound And Samia/@comment-28358106-20161130175813/@comment-28358106-20161201024411

"Hnngnn...nngh...nneeeheheheheee..."

Cindy can barely keep her composure. "This is...unexpected. It's very...large.  And shiny."

She runs her hand up and down the length of the blade, not taking her eyes off of Hound. "It's so...lovely to look at. So very warm.  So...hot.  A nice, hard shaft..."

She twirls her parasol, shifting her hips in a coquettish way, batting her eyelashes. "Sir Jaghund, would you mind...holding my parasol while I hold it? I promise to be gentle..." The rim of her dress ripples, despite the fact that there is no wind...