User blog comment:BTR180/Pugna Arenam/@comment-27950421-20200731133523/@comment-27950421-20200805203759

"Now 'old on a minit," says Gork.

"Yeh, 'e sed yuz wuza badass wiffout a bounch uf outside 'elp," says Mork.

Gork nods, "Yeh, soz uzin fightin as u iz."

Mork nods, "An' ta make sure yu gitz izn't pullin any tricks dat ain't orky, wez gotz ourselvz a tird party judge."

I pause, "Wait... what?..."

A portal opens, one spewing out demonic energy, cobwebs, and spider. Slowly eight legs stretch out of the portal, pulling out a beautiful and terrifying mass of spider and dark elf woman.

Lolth grins and strokes her whip, "Hello boys, I think a ref was called for."

I hang my head, "Aw... fuck..."