Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26052600-20160203043235/@comment-26852465-20160215180701

''"Ha.. ha." ''DM laughed sarcastically at the joke.. definately not the first time someone has poked fun at his moniker. He didn't feel like ruining his sense of wonder though.. in his case, DM didn't stand for Dungeon Master.

''"Notice that light you dropped.. none of us heard it hit the bottom, right?" '' He pointed back at the abyss. "As far as I know, and I could be wrong... that's a bottomless fall. Just my opinion.. falling that long to find nothing is far worse for the body and soul than to fight any God."

As DM was handed the fairy, he stared her down, pointing at her.

"Tell me you're sorry."

"No!"

"Say it!"

"Never!"

"Say it or I'll smack you, little thing!"

The fairy blew raspberries at DM. Sighing, DM prepared his index finger, and, with a Bruce Lee-esque scream, began to finger smack the Fairy girl. When he finished, approximately 17 finger smacks later, her cheeks were red with pain.

"O-owie..." She didn't try to magic her way out.. under the assumption that this band of explorers all had some sort of magic nullifying ability.