Talk:Baphomet/@comment-26115871-20151109011609

You are at home one day tending to your goats when you feel a tug on the back of your robes, and turn around to find a baphomet standing there with a card in her hand. "Hey, your neighbor told me you're a pedophile. Would you by chance be interested in joining the Sabbath?"

As she goes through the spiel you notice your neighbor off in the distance blushing profusely as he facepalms. You had no idea he considers you a pedophile. As you're pondering that you're surprised when you notice the baphomet is disrobing. "In order to give some incentive to join the Sabbath, I'm willing to give you a taste of the wonder that is the loli. Interested?"

What do you do?