Talk:Dragon/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151224021425/@comment-66.249.83.103-20151227013718

My dragon wife furiously bolts up from her seat, about to deck the nobleman in the face for even suggesting such thing until I stop her and give her a sly wink.

"Would you give us a moment please?" I ask the noble.

I talk with my wife privately for about a minute and return to the noble, egg in hand.

"Tell you what, mac. Make it 20,000 and you got yourself a deal."

"Hmmm...you drive a hard bargain, my good sir" Said the noble. "But I'll take it."

I hand over the egg, get the sweet 20,000 gold and the sucker-uh i mean noble was on his merry way.

"HA! I can't believe he actually fell for it!" My dragon wife laughed, still holding our REAL egg in her arms.

" I told you that jubjub egg I found would come in handy one day, babe." I told her. "All i had to do was paint a few spots on it and he couldn't even tell the difference. We better get out of here before he realises he's been had"

"Oh, i wouldn't worry about that." Chuckled my wife "He's gonna have his hands full once that thing hatches. That'll teach that wretch for trying to get his filthy mits on our baby"

As we fly back to our home with our ill-gotten gold and precious baby egg, we can hear what sounds like the faint cry of the noble; most likely "occupied" by his newly hatched humpty egg wife. Serves that greedy scumbag right.