Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37629772-20190917215042/@comment-29435884-20200123134104

"Well, there was this one time, she was dancing topless in front of a mirror. And she was singing 'I'm too sexy for my shirt... She didn't realise I was there for about ten minutes. That's my blackmail material sorted for a century."

Cupid, Dark Priest, Valkyrie, Sea Bishop (somehow)

Usually I tell door knockers to fuck off out of principle. Seeing as you all showed up at once, I'll humour you. Tell me in a minute or less why I should side with your goddess over the others.