Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36835899-20181109065658/@comment-31972452-20181110174421

You see, all this can be avoided by asking a girl out so the assualt would end, then on the day of the dance, switchout with a cardboard cutout while I'm playing Red Dead 2. Everyone will be so emotionally distracted that they won't notice read the note on the cutout until its too late and I am safely in at a friends house.