Talk:Holstaur/@comment-26911558-20160216212902/@comment-71.85.100.139-20160328121453

I buy 2 bottles of the milk and chug one down on the spot. The shopkeeper laughs. "Foolish of you to act so hastily, boy, but thank you for your patronage!" He shows me out the door, and locks it down. I go home. I chug the other bottle, and I start to feel melty. I hear a knock on my door, I woozily make my way, I answer the door and a large arm shoves me to the floor as Two Minotaur and 3 Holstaur enter my home. The minotaur picked me up and inspected me. "Minotaur milk, too much makes a boy all weak and loopy!" One said.

"Been watching this town for a while, this farm seemed a perfect place to settle down..." The other said as she took me from the hands of the other. "good thing we bribed the Merchant into fooling you, basically gift wrapping you for us, hehe!" She throws me onto the bed, and closes the door behind her. "First turn to break in the new farmer, is mine!"