Talk:Dragon Zombie/@comment-29693921-20170401222925/@comment-28358106-20170401231149

Keep her out? It'd be easier to try and stop the sea from flooding the mainland during a hurricane by making sandcastles.

No, I open the door, say hi, give her a smooch, call for pizza delivery, pop in a Die Hard movie, make out with her on the couch, eat pizza when it shows up, have sex with her afterwards, cuddle with her, have sex again, fall asleep in an exhausted state, wake up the next day, and marry her. Rinse, repeat. Except maybe broil some fish the following evening instead of call out for pizza. And play Contra with her instead of a movie.