Talk:Devil Bug/@comment-26295607-20160124035743/@comment-26115871-20160124080743

I just sigh as I grab a nearby coworker and present him to the devil bugs. "Hey, lookie what I have!"

The devil bugs blocking the door immediately start paying attention, panting with lust as I ruffle the man's hair. One bug immediately jumps forwards and begins scarfing down the dandruff now falling to the floor, at which point I purposefully drop my co-worker right in front of her - causing all the other devil bugs to immediately jump at him as well, leaving the entrance now unguarded. With that I take my leave - carrying the youngest of the devil bugs with me, for reasons that should be obvious.