Talk:Kikimora/@comment-27950421-20170322182934/@comment-29435884-20170325024202

I attempt to throw myself across the floor and through the kitchen door rugby style. Misjudging the door frame by about 300mm means I end up plowing into a wall. Now instead of being pissed off that I ruined the kitchen the Kikis are crowding around and checking me over to see if my drunken dickheadery has caused any lasting damage.Skip forward 10 minutes and I'm mudless, wrapped in a towel, beer in hand and kiki on lap.

Everything went better than expected.