Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-25799194-20141202174153/@comment-25035274-20141202193612

Nay, Sirrah, for that wert a False Choice I didst givest unto Thee. Thine only True Option is to have Fun. Therefore it be less a Choice, and more a Mandate upon Thee.

Indeed, Thou art mandated to enjoy Thine Self, lest Thou dost incur the Consequences of Failure to Comply with said Mandate from Up On High. Primarily speaking, Thou shalt be forced to face the Wrath of 1,000 Pent-Up Zipangu Spider Daemons, known in the Common Tongue of that Strange Land as Ushi-Oni.