Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20180308005150/@comment-29435884-20180308105610

"It can be a lonely buisness being a barkeep. You might not think it, but Billy Joel's piano man was pretty much bang on the money. Most of the company I got was from my regulars and the snobs that roll through every now and then. I've got a lot of time for the bar flies, we wallow in our problems together. The second type.....well at least their money's good.

The point I was roundaboutedly getting to, is I was lookin' for more. Something a bit more meaningful then nodding along when Jim and Dave tell me how shit their lives are. And wouldn't you know it, the big change came when this cute goat girl came strolling in one fine day, three quaters cut already and holding a reservation. Turns out her name was Aster, and she was next in line to take over some big brewing mob over west of here, crazy aye?

No. no. I'm not bullshitting ya, word of god. She was a bona-fide pub princess and looking to see what goes on up in the love nests, and I be thinking, where's her fella ya know? Get this right....she didn't have one. Nah mate, I already said this was legit, pay attention.

So Aster says to me, Bring your best brews up. So I reckon sure, she's a big girl, she knows what she wants. Funny thing is what she wanted was me...Alright mate, if that's how you want to be, Aster! Can ya come here love? Stevo don't believe how we got married!

See that ya mug? Got a ring on 'er and everything. Now pay ya fucking bar tab ya drunk!"