Talk:The Order/@comment-24664052-20160414023214/@comment-26852465-20160420015852

That's different.

The Joestars are like I, DIO. Excessively violent men over 6 feet tall and built like professional wrestlers, if not more lusciously sculpted. And they are USELESS PILES OF DOG SHIT ON THE ROAD TO MY VICTORY!! But.. I digress.

As I've demonstrated with Polnareff, Kakyoin, and Jonathan Joestar's dog, I am perfectly capable of pulling harmless pranks with... minimal violence.