Talk:March Hare/@comment-28262756-20170313230205/@comment-24026095-20170324021756


 * blushes and bows low * &lsquo;Thank you, thank you! I'm so happy to be proved the lewdest little tramp in town! Please call me if you have any queries about being a horny bitch. I'm Aunt Clitoris, and my number is 1800-FUCK-ME-PLEASE. Thank you once again. I love you all, especially those huge bulges in all your pants and the little wet spot on all you naughty girlies' pants! Boys, get all those little trollops so you can spank them and really give them a reason to scream when you sit down! And also, *moves closer to the camera and bends down to show her cleavage* please do not listen too much to SPARTAN-047, or allow him on too many threads. He writes too much, makes awful trolling jokes, sticks his nose in all the comments and RP boards, and therefore needs to be chained and collared to an X-frame by a sexually frustrated Dark Elf MILF who was abandoned by her husband. So I did exactly that, I have several friends who are even hornier than I am. Hear that?&rsquo;

She pulls out a remote control and pushes a button. The front door of her house opens, and there are lots of screaming noises from inside along with wet sucking sounds. After a pause, there's a muffled screaming and pleading for mercy along with even lewder sounds which sound like a dog slurping peanut butter and food hitting the floor. A sultry voice says, &lsquo;Ara, ara, do you like licking that ice cream off your Mistress's divine body, you beautiful lowly boot-licking bitch of mine? Would you like to eat it from my boot or my sole? Here you go, Mama wants to be very clean today even before you bathe Me!&rsquo; Another scream carries out of the house, and the husky voice speaks up again. &lsquo;Now, now, my little stable consisting of a single man whore had to learn to do anal. Not with me, fufufufufufu! It is I, the Grand Duchess of ... er, Slaveboy Castle, so I explored their asses! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! You'll learn soon, you little worm!&srquo;

The march hare pushes another button and the door closes, drowning out the lapping noises. &lsquo;So, um, as you can see, I've found a good place for him and that's where he'll be. Ciao, folks!&rsquo;

She comes out from behind the table from where she was facing the paparazzi and totters off on shaky legs, thin streams of juices flowing down her thighs and pooling behind her. She was completely naked from the waist down and still masturbating while making her final announcement (and reinterpreting you deviant horndogs' smut). She keeps rubbing herself and moaning the name of every man she knew as she struggles to walk back home, wondering how you're supposed to get enough sex every few milliseconds since no man has a refractory period that short. Damn those prudish humans.