Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171111211656/@comment-33967668-20171215174900

Angered I throw a single flask of alchemichal fire at the ram. It quickly burns the ram and some of the monsters sending them into a panic. "LEAVE OUR TOWN IN PEACE YOU POACHING BEASTS!" With that my great sword drawn and armor donned. I jump down on the other side of the wall and begin to cut through the ranks of orcs. They quickly form into sloppy ranks with dark elves in the back. I let out an intimidating roar as I stand on a few of the burnt and slashed corpses. The orcs and ogres lose their nerve and go running, accidentally running over some of the Drow (dark elves). "Come on then! Where is all your bluster you so boldly let fly from your conniving tongues!?" I have a good deal of magic thanks to training. I let loose acid splash and it melts the incoming volly of arrows. They saw this and let out a salvo of fire balls and lightning. The fire balls scorch the grass as I dodge and weave while I have a few close encounters with their lightning. I throw fourth a ball of thunder and it explodes, letting out a loud shattering BOOM. It beautifully works as a concussive grenade and the drow clutch their heads and fall to their knees. They quickly get up and run away screaming. I manage to chase a few down and bind them. Hauling back three drow I captured to the town they were tied to large wooden poles for public humiliation. People joyously threw rotten food and small rocks at them in victory. As a final act I sold them off to a slave trader for 100 platinum pieces. (Shit ton of money.) From then on the ogres, drow, and orcs kept their distance. The town was never bothered by them again.