Talk:Kikimora/@comment-26376061-20151117222032/@comment-27049723-20151118011800

I think up a quick plan based on what I read and sprint off as fast as humanly possible to the bathroom, turn the bath on, grab a towel and strip down before running up and posing at the door. "Welcome home, honey." I say, trying to sound as seductive as possible, wearing nothing but a towel.

"MASTER! W-what are you wearing? What are you doi-?!" She says, her face completely red, before I interrupt by kissing her.

"Listen, I read your book, and before you ask, no I don't think any less of you. In fact it gave me a few ideas on how to show how thankful I am for your service and how much I love you. The one that intrigued me the most was #42 here, *ahem*, 'I want to bathe with Master, to caress his body and feel his hands caressing mine.' You've done so much for so now I'm going to do something for you." I offer her my hand, "I have a nice, hot bath drawn already. Shall we?" She stands there completely stunned before pulling me into a hug and kissing me. ""I guess that's a yes?"

She nods, we get up, join hands and walk towards the bathroom together. Unfortunately I had misscalculated how long it would take for the tub to fill up and it had over flowed. Luckily it didn't ruin the mood as my beloved maid just giggled, laid down some towels, stripped down, got in the bath and motioned with her finger to join her.