Talk:Alp/@comment-25095137-20140809214618/@comment-5426290-20140809220016

Woah dude, you're hot and all but my barndoor doesn't swing that way. *shows the contense of her underwear* Dude, what the fudge happened? *she/he tells her/his story and sneakily uses charmmagic on me* That same day I'm unvoluntarily going in and out of her/him if you know what I mean.
 * pushes her back*