Talk:Dark Slime/@comment-25095137-20140808203440/@comment-173.21.120.92-20150801052103

Use a trick that no slime has ever beaten; walk over her on stilts! She can't get me if I'm 20 feet in the air!

Unfortunatly I'm terrible on stilts, so I fall facefirst into a puddle of dark slime goop. Her "core" goes straight into my mouth, and no matter how hard I try I can't convince her it was an accident.

My budding career as a postman is over, but my life as a married man / love slave has begun