Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-46664563-20200824042338/@comment-43782881-20200920150900

'''I can’t believe these tales of monsters people have been spreading in town. And I’m not even getting work now, so I have to find a means of supporting myself. I don my armor, still polished, and take up the sword. I’m going to settle this matter for myself! Walking through the mountainous terrain past my village, I arrive in a clearing after several hours. I don’t want to go too far and risk being stuck far away from home. So I decided to rest one one of the rocks, before turning back and resuming my search the next day. When I hear a moan. I spring up, arm myself and creep carefully in the direction of the sound. Around the corner of a large rock outcropping I spot a blue skinned woman in ragged clothes, stitches up the side of her face, and shuffling about. Great King Scott! A zombie! That’s it. Of course the rumors were nothing of merit. I have to get back and warn the people. Get someone out here with holy magic to eliminate it before it gets too close to the town. Or brings more of them. Maybe it’s a good thing I took this trip. Suddenly the zombie turns toward me. “Man...Husband…” She’s slowly advancing in my direction. The poor thing seems to have a shred of humanity left. I try to flee but she continues toward me. I can’t lead her back to the village. I ready my weapon to incapacitate her when I hear a cry from high up in the sky.'''

'''“DON’T YOU DARE HURT HER!” I try to see who it is. BZZZZZZRT.'''

'''“YEAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH” I scream as a bolt of electricity courses through my body. I fall to the ground and drop my sword. My body twitches. Am I dead? But suddenly I realize, I’m not in pain at all! That was the most pleasurable thing I’ve felt in years. I slowly sit up. The woman has landed on the ground, standing next to the zombie. '''

“Are you ok sweetie?”

“Uuuuuhhhhhh...Man…”

'''“Oh! Well...I’m afraid I’ll be taking this one. But how about we try to find another one for you? There’s a town not far from here.”'''

'''“Y-you can’t...take our people/” I croak. I try to stand. You monsters won’t have us”. The woman smirks at me and suddenly I feel another bolt through my body. I collapse.'''

'''When I regain consciousness, I’m barely wearing anything at all. Armor and sword gone. I try to sit up and notice the woman is sitting on top of me. I now notice she has a very lovely figure. But more importantly, talons and a mass of bright blue-green wings! Yellows mix with the colors of her feathers to make the most mesmerizing patterns. I could stare longer but she doesn’t seem to like being stared at. '''

'''“Hey! There’s more than just my wings. I have other parts to look at too”. Her voice has become rather inviting. '''

'''“And what do you mean to do with me? Or with that zombie?” '''

“Well-” She kisses me and I feel another surge.

'''“My! Who or what are you? I would have expected for my flesh to be rended from the bones. Instead You’ve given me the most pleasurable feeling I’ve ever had!”'''

'''“Ah, well, I’m a Thunderbird. I’ve been shocking you with pleasure and now I’m going to give us both even more.” Some feathers began to part around her waist and- '''

'''“Hmm? AH? MY STARS!”'''

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'''A few hours later and I’m made to understand just what monsters are capable of. I’m holding this woman in my arms now, and she has the most blissful look on her face. I take note of my surroundings. My possessions are nearby, and we’re lying in what looks to be a nest, crafted out of large pieces of wood and lined with the lady’s own feathers. So I suppose monsters are no longer as threatening as I believed them to be?”'''

'''“No. Monsters just want to do the same kinds of things that we just did.” She’s speaking softly, looks rather dazed. '''

'''“Oh. That means there’s an awful lot I have to make amends for. '''

“Like what?”

“I really don’t know if you want to hear right now.”

'''“Hmm, we’ll have time to talk later. What’s your name?” “Albert Smith”.'''

“Ooh, that will make me Clarisse Smith”.

'''“Clarisse. How nice. Clarisse, do you think we could go back to my home? I want to...well, I don’t know. I guess I don’t want to just leave it.”'''

'''“Sorry honey, but I can’t really move right now. When thunderbirds get excited it can cause the electricity in our bodies to backfire. I can barely move.”'''

'''“Well...Perhaps tomorrow? And what of that zombie? Are you sure it isn’t a danger to people?”'''

'''“Still where I left her. I mean, zombies can still turn human women into more zombies but they won’t hurt anyone.”'''

'''“That’s good. I wonder if there will be any men interested…” I look down at Clarisse, sprawled out beside me. Her limbs spread out, feathers ruffled. I touch her bare chest and she trembles beneath me, still grinning ear to ear. '''

'''“Do you know dear, your initial greeting gave me quite the shock. I think…” I’m talking directly into her ear, “A little payback is in order”.'''