Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27495725-20160213112948/@comment-27495725-20160213183329

Mal: Dad please, I can take your place and I can defeat those murderous dick head monsters. Vicky: Oh please, you can't even beat me. (A 5 ft 6in sexy looking ninja girl walks in.) Mal: Yes sensai I know. But I can handle myself. Vicky: I know that's why I'm wondering why you need that wife? Hahaha! Mal turns red with anger. Mal: If I marry THAT! I will rip her head straight off her.. His father interiors him. King Malcolm: Son! Shut your stupid mouth. You're going to marry that girl and expand, MY GOD, DAMN, KINGDOM! Mal: No I won't, I'll kill myself. Valerie: I hope so prick. The Vampire princess walks in. Mal: Off yourself!