Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-31522620-20170403011138/@comment-24026095-20170404204948

He is perchance lost in thy regaling tale to return to thee and give information about the piece thou hast penned. He may even be unable to control his desire for carnal knowledge and have chosen the abominable sin of self-abuse while perusing thy sexually stimulating material. He has sinned and must beg our glorious Chief God's forgiveness.