Talk:Raiju/@comment-26898134-20161017140651/@comment-29435884-20161019015837

Oh shit! Tesla anomoly! I throw a bolt at her, and when that does bugger all I pull my IL 86 which jams two seconds later because I was too cheap to upgrade the fucking thing. Right about now I'm wishing I sprung for a SEVA suit, and she's closing fast. The way I see it I have two options now. Pull my Alpine or talk it out. Taking option two (being a member of Freedom) we chat, we hit it off, we have filthy spark-weasel sex in an abandoned building. I then take her back to Yanov to chill with Uncle Yar, Loki and the boys and smoke some sweet kush.