Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26142892-20170714203232/@comment-26142892-20170720053742

Cayde: Yeah, I'm sure they'll tell you stories of what they faced. Me? Well, I was in some meeting. I don't know, wasn't paying attention, them boom! It was like an ugly contest where everyone's the winner. Well, not everyone. Just some 800lb walking space rhinos with attitude. There was this one guy who went all "Raagh!", so I shot him. (makes gunshot noise) Then I shot this other one. (makes another one) And then shot a couple extra guys just to be safe. (makes more noises) I did-I did a lot of shooting, I'm being totally honest. And then... (makes explosion noise) They destroyed my favorite store. Well, second favorite, there's that spicy ramen shop, I'm getting sidetracked. Though, long story short, I get busy. And I'm thinking, "I got this". You know, when you're in that "I got this" feeling. But man, I so didn't have that.

Linda: Sounds you've been through a lot.

Cayde: Trust me. It's one of those where you had to be there.

Bartender: (serves Linda and Simiel their drinks)