User blog comment:Dragon´s Blade/World Coexistence Alliance/@comment-180.190.143.50-20141022145911

???: "Heeeyyy, Gintoki! It's time to pay your rent, you degenerate cheapskate!" An old woman carrying a tazer and a list as long as Santa's christmas list chases after a certain natural perm samurai in the middle of the streets of Lescatie, "You were already due for 7 months, you moron! Now, enough with the cute excuses and give me the damn money!"

Gintoki: "But I just fixed your VCR the other day, didn't I?! That should make us even!" Gintoki shouted as he ran away from the old woman carrying a long list.

Old Woman: "No way! These are full monthly payments we're talking about! Not only that, but, the VCR broke right before I got to use it and I couldn't even record my favorite show!"

Gintoki: "Don't worry! They'll show it again once it gets popular!"

Old Woman: "I don't care about that! Just give me my money, you permanent perm!"

Gintoki: "Shut it! Do you even know the pain of having a permanent perm?!"

Old Woman: "Then just kill yourself!"

-The old woman catches up to Gintoki, grabs him, and throws him away with great force, causing him to land onto a random passerby(random fallen maiden).-

(Note: Can someone RP as the random fallen maiden? Any single one from them is usable in this comedic situation. :D)