Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-5426290-20150414143335/@comment-25409001-20150701105425

I'm just imagining that everytime one of them gets close, the other would immediately show up to sabotage it. Example:

[In the shower] man's naked and washing himself when Kunoichi 1 pops up and tries to get him while he's naked. Then Kunoichi 2 breaks in through the upper window and uses her succubi magic to teleport both of them out of there.

[Out in the garder] Man is flowering his plants, when he gets pinned onto the ground by Kunoichi 2. THen Kunoichi 4 burst from the ground, and then drags Kunoichi 2 into the earth.

[Bedroom] Kunoichi 3 has him underneath her on his bed, ready to defang (Read: Fuck the living brainlights out of him) him. Then Kunoichi 1 jumps through the windom, uses the momentum to tackle Kunoichi 3 through another window.

This repeats until they get relationship advice, on how to deal with your future husband having multiple admirers, from a Bicorn.