User blog:Breakaway Republic/A Vary Mamono Christmas Carol: Baby It's Cold Outside- A Duet With Manticore

A Mamono twist on a Christmas tune that- interestingly- is only slightly less rape-ey than the original.

Hope you enjoy it!

Me- I really can't stay

Manticore- But baby, it's cold outside

Me- I've got to get away

Manticore- But baby, it's cold outside

Me- This evening has been

Manticore- Been hoping that you'd drop in

Me- So very nice

Manticore- Put your hands in my paws, they feel like ice

Me- My family will start to worry

Manticore- Hey handsome, what's your hurry?

Me- I already have one foot out the door

Manticore- Listen to the fireplace roar

Me- So really I'd better scurry

Manticore- Is your vision getting blurry?

Me- But maybe just a half a drink more

Manticore- C'mon- get cozy with this Manticore!

Me- I'm not sure what to think

Manticore- Baby, you're not going anywhere

Me- Say what's in this drink?

Manticore- My venom..er..I mean nobody can hear you scream out there

Me- My eyes are open wide

Manticore- Sweetie, it's so chilly out there

Me- You're....ah...gonna rape me, aren't you?

Manticore- You know that much is true....

~*Manticore cuddles closer to me as her tail is poised to strike*~

Together- But baby it's cold outside!

Manty-chan proceeds to tackle and straddle me as the credits begin rolling