Talk:Sandworm/@comment-98.167.121.86-20150313050532/@comment-28935784-20150321145701

I'd cuddle with the Yeti forever.

I'd watch a Blue Oni drink herself into my arms and jump her bones for the whole night.

I'd roar like a bull as I fill up my Minotaur wife's mouth. :P

I'd tickle the Orc's thighs and taste the bacon on her chest.

I'd give the Cyclops multiple stabs from my weapon.

I'd moan as a Ghoul nibbled me.

I'd battle the Salamander in bed. All the time.

I'd give a Red Oni sake and run off.

I'd milk a Holstaur and get milked.

I'd ask a Lamia to wrap me up snugly.

I'd pick stupid fights and send a secret signal to my Wurm waifu to mow my opponents down as I keep screaming, 'Baka!'