Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20181111065833/@comment-29325824-20181111170050

Living in a Monster Friendly state, the Mamono that are following me are luckily mostly docile ones, though I have a feeling they may not remain docile for long. For now, I'm counting a few Holsty's, Weresheep, a Kobold, what I presume is a Dhampir, a Bunyip, a Kikimora, a Greenworm, a Titania, a Wight, and a Satyros all following me. With their numbers having grown so fast in such a short time, I'm starting to worry. Especially after I blink and I swear their numbers have increased even more, with at least a Shoggoth, Inari, and White Horn amongst them. Even an Otohime, who I assume must be on vacation or something. However, then I notice a Cupid flying towards me as well and notice all the other Mamono tensing up. It seems the proverbial last drop is here and they're all ready to pounce before the others can.

Thinking quickly, I realize there might be only one way out of this without any violence directed at either me, or them. I grab the surprised Cupid, kiss her and quickly grab her bow to wildly fire lead arrows at the horde that was about to jump me. Overcome by sudden feelings of loneliness, the Mamono stop in their tracks and start collapsing in severe melancholy. As I prepare to walk away with the Cupid (and take a good shower), I suddenly cannot help feel guilty for all those girls. They just wanted to love me and I abandon them in their loneliness? What kind of a scumbag am I?

So, against my better judgement, I approach them and give them all a sweet, short hug as the Cupid fires her golden arrows at them. Before them can do anything, however, I ask the strongest sorcerer amongst them to teleport us all to the Wight's castle, as I don't want to start a scene in public and my house is not nearly big enough for all of them. There, I quickly accept them as my harem.