Talk:Kraken/@comment-70.139.121.164-20160226032446

It's a proven fact that a girl having bangs that cover one of the eyes gives her a 60% boost in sexual attractiveness, even if she's already smoking hot... well, it does make her look hotter at least for me (and that's all that matters).

The Kraken is a prime example of that. Furthermore, being a Kraken I'd imagine she'd like smart guys like myself, so I might stand a chance with her. ;P