Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-38691345-20190508234033

You have recently moved into a new neighborhood. After a few days, and befriending your neighbor, you notice a large cat wandering around. For some reason, every unmarried guy near it goes batshit around it. On your third day in town, the cat had gotten into your backyard and the kid across the street tried to seemingly strangle it. You beat him off with a bat, and was about to call 911 when your married neighbor, Craig, stopped you.

"He was trying to get the key", Craig explained. He pointed to the house on your other side. "The young mamono who lives there tied her house key around her cats neck and agreed to marry whoever could get the key." "Oh", you respond, looking to the cat.

You had no interest in the dumb contest, so you didn't much care about the cat. For some reason it seemed to like you, though.

If the rumors were to be believed, the cat itself was the mamono in disguise, but you doubted this. The girl also only spoke to the married couples in the neighborhood, and anytime she left the house she wore a large hat and heavy coat, so it was impossible to figure out what she was.

One morning, you're taking out the trash when you hear a gunshot. You see the kid across the street with his fathers rifle, chasing the cat. You could save the cat; you're strong enough to throw the full garbage can at him.

WWYD 