Talk:Wurm/@comment-28365753-20161201015446/@comment-5426290-20161201095854

Remembering that I indeed killed a man with that last name once, I improvise to the best of my knowledge. I raise an eyebrow. "But sweetie, I thought I was your father..."

The wurm freezes for a moment, her face scrunching up in confusion, ending in her bonking her own head and crawling up to me. When in front of me, she throws her arms around me and cheers. "Daddy!"

I grab a handful of her butt and smooch her cheek. Did I just save my life? The wurm giggles and presses her chest into mine. "Geeze Daddy, not in public.~"

I then take her home.