User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-30061283-20161023194324/@comment-27036092-20161027232721

(Imches, i' you reay wo oo ge a whish aat ad, jusht go oo a 'ewon 'eal.

(*eats popcorn*) Sorry. Inches, if you really want to get a wife that bad, just go to a Demon Realm.)