Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150926011422/@comment-26948101-20151003010503

Bouncer: "Welcome to Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?"

Me: "How tough am I? How tough am I?! Dude, I had a three-way!"

Bouncer: "Yeah, so?"

Me: "With my Hellhound wife and her bi-curious Ogre co-worker.

Bouncer: "Yeah right...and when did this happen?"

Me: "three months ago...."

Bouncer: "And you're walking without the aid of crutches or a cane so soon?"
 * ~*~*Removes velvet rope*~*~*