Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170114140009/@comment-24026095-20170311045522

&lsquo;You're a pilot? Then let me show you how we can get rid of boredom while flying! We'll bang in the COCKpit! No one needs to know, I won't tell! As for sitting around, well, I prefer sex in standing or doggystyle positions, but there are lots of sitting positions to try, like the lots one! *pulls out a copy of Kamasutra* And you don't have to CUM back in a few hours, it would give you a severe case of blue balls! I'll wring every last drop out of you, I promise! And what's this about &ldquo;screwing that&rdquo;? What am I supposed to screw? I only see you! *she starts screwing you with her panties around her ankles and your jumpsuit bunched up around your feet with your cock buried deep within her burning, wet folds* Why won't you ever CUM back? You can CUM up my perky little BACKside anytime, I love anal! This is a hentai world! Almost anything goes, you know that! *she starts rubbing her wide ass and hips on your groin* That's not a bad song you're listening to, BTW, although &ldquo;fucking this shit&rdquo; sounds too dirty for me. I'm not the type of girl who does 2 Girls, 1 Cup, it's a little too much if you think tasting someone's shit is a way of showing you love each and every part of them, even their excretions! Or wait, does fuck this shit I'm out mean you want to take a big poop out of this room! Sure, I'll help hold your tissue rolls, and not just for poop! You can masturbate all over me and wipe it up too if you like. ;) Although I don't think I could stick my hand up your ass unless it's clean and for prostate stimulation, I don't have a scat fetish. Or if you want me to fuck this shit while you go out somewhere else, no way! I want to fuck you and you only!&rsquo;