Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20190303211416/@comment-36855838-20190304193104

Before you ask, the kids go home with their mom and never speak of it again. ---

I scan the area, for useful weapons, and finding plenty of fist sized rocks, start building up a pile.

Once I've got about thirty, I call out to the bandits.

"You've got ten seconds! Lay on the ground, or you all die!"

The forest masks the location of my voice, and they all look around, confused.

Time runs out, so I huck the first rock, it hits a bandid square between the eyes, and blod spews from his forehead like a geyser.

The other bandits start to run, but my aim is perfect, I hit the rest of them in their weapon hands, knocking out daggers and bows.

I maje my way over to the near-dead bandit, and the now trembling monster.

I pull out a length of linen bandage, and start to bind the wound.

"H-hello."

I look her in the eye, she quickly tucks her tail into her paws and starts to wring it, I spot wings behind her back, as well.

Soon, I've done what I can, so I start to help the bandid to his feet.

"Can you give me a hand? I'd rather not have more blood on mine."

She stood, still trembling, but took his right arm in hand, while I wrapped his left over my shoulders.

She was tall, and quite muscular, not to mention plump and plush in what some scholars refer to as "all the right places."

I noticed a scroll on the ground, the kind people use to cast spells they haven't learned properly.

The letters, written in blackened blood, clearly detailed some type of eternal fear spell.

Thankfully, as all scrolls do after being used up, this one was rapidly decaying to dust, rot, and ash.

It took a while to reach town, partly because my new companion had been startled be a large forest tortoise, and a nest of compost pandas.

But once we got there, we soon meandered our way to the village doctor, who assured us she could treat the bandit with ease.

All the while, people were staring at my companion, awestruck, and clearly as fearful as her.

Some children warmed up to her, but it took her a while to calm down enough to let the girl sit in her lap, and tge boy play with her tail.

Soon, the boy shrieked!

The girl immediately jumped off her lap to see what was wrong with her brother.

He had pricked himself on one of her spines, and was clutching at his crotch.

He had an erection, a huge one, and he was staring at his sister oddly.

Then, she touched his cheek, and he just sort of. ..

Erupted into his trousers.

A massive-

"AaahUuhjaOsHhhsjakAaaa"

Escaped his mouth, and he simply collapsed to the floor.

We quickly left after that little fiasco.

Back at the farm, we had seated ourselves, both unsure what to say or do.

The clock ticked on the mantlepiece.

"Do you know how you did that, to the boy?"

She nodded.

"My venom, it uh, makes men very aroused, releasing it is a reflex, more than anything else."

I stare out the window, over my cold-weather chilis.

"So, what- I mean, I don't mean to pry, but what are you, exactly?"

She blushes, as if embarrassed to say.

"A M-manticore."