Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-104.160.221.5-20150522165535/@comment-71.184.143.100-20160124205103

I would. As soon as the competition starts, I only pretend to drink a lot while they get completely wasted. Then when they're too drunk to know which way is up, I place my adress in both of their cleaveges with a message that says "Come over some time when you're sober". And with that I walk out with a smug grin on my face.