Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180504162714/@comment-35373280-20180509025954

"My dick's too small."

"Wait, what?"

I grab a large toy from behind one of the hay stacks.

"One of the minotaurs have been stashing this, looks clean."

"You're going to use it one me?"

"No, you are."

"Y-You're serious?... I-I can't even reach back there!"

I nail the toy to the wall.

"'Ere you go, have at it. Besides, I'm seeing someone, Krakens don't like to share."