Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20181002042424/@comment-37148841-20181009211614

I got up of my lazy ass and hauled ass going "LEEDLEEDLEEEEE!!!!" but they caught me and pulled off my pants to reveal my penis. Just as they were taking off their clothes, I heard a very dramatic piano solo, right there before my eyes were a horde of Guardians. I got up, (again) off my ass, pulled up my clothes and ran as fast as I could, they shot their beams and killed the lamias, leaving corpses, fire, and a man who was shitting enough bricks for a pub. SO, I used all the energy I had to run to my house on the other side, but failed, and I died.... DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN BRING. GAME OVER.