Talk:Lich/@comment-25998918-20150203054810/@comment-25204624-20150312040922

"Oh, yeah. Sort of."

I nervously chuckle.

"I'm here on a dare. How're you?"

"Well, you could say I have a problem, of sorts...." She speaks slowly, and seductively.

"Really? I could give you a hand with that, I guess. What do you need help with?

"I need help with an...experiment. Put those shackles on, will you?

"Oh. Sorry, I can't do that. I have a bunch of...er... non-evil revenge things to do when I get back home. I'll come back tomorrow, though, and I'll see what I can do."

"Alright, then...I'll be waiting."

I visit her every day after that, for totally non-sexy reasons.