Talk:Dragon/@comment-220.255.1.94-20141226103355/@comment-25833927-20141227051304

If I devoted to Anti Monster State.

-Light up a candle, sit very edge of the room with my AK-74M, a pack of gums, espresso machine and sing this

"Hush little Mikey, don't say a word. Daddy gonna kill a monster (Dragon appear like Five Nights at Freddy jumpscare)"

Next morning, Waifu carry me and heading to her Dragon Lair's.

If I was not very devoted to Anti Monster State.

Me: Come out where ever you are (Putting down my weapons and armor)

Dragon: Here I am, (Coming down from ceiling) You wish to give up?

Me: (Instant in love with Dragon) You know what, F*** the Anti State. Come on you and me! Lets get wild!

Dragon: Ahhhh! Lord! Lord! You tearing me in half!!!!!! Cumming, Cumming!