Talk:March Hare/@comment-28935784-20160131072126/@comment-26115871-20160131093247

Think about working at a job and learning your new co-worker's a march hare.


 * "Oh hi there! You must be new."


 * "No, I'm about as far from a virgin as you can get."


 * "Wha . . . oh. Uh, what I mean is uh, do you need someone to show you the ropes?"


 * "Ooooh, I never thought you'd be into bondage!"


 * ". . . I mean, you know, I've been working here for a few years, so would you like to learn from a veteran of the job?"


 * "I am a veteran of 'the job', silly!"


 * ". . . really? I was not informed of that."


 * "I can show you!"


 * "Okay . . . HEY, WAIT A SECOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT ROPE!?"


 * "See? I'm a veteran that knows the ropes!"


 * "Wait, whoa whoa whoa! I don't know about this!"


 * "Shh, it's okay, it's okay. I'll teach you. Safe word's 'again'!"

(I get raped)


 * "WAIT uh, AGAIN!"

(I get raped again)