Thread:LightningS9/@comment-31049256-20171114040757/@comment-25808351-20171119235206

Fuck, what is it with everyone I know having mean or shitty cats?! Mine are fucking awesome and very loving. I must have appeased the cat gods at some point in my life, so when I went and adopted my cats the gods were all like, "Oh hey, Hound is adopting some cats! He's a cool guy, let him have kickass cats!" Then they zapped the shit out of my fucking cats with their feline powers and my cats became not shitty!

I figured it out, I'm a goddamn paradox! Hound has cats! Just say that shit alone the sanctity of your bedroom in the dark while staring at the ceiling! HOUND HAS CATS! HOLY FUCK! Buttercups, bean bags, shit storm mother fuckers! (Jumps out five story building window)