Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33305666-20171015034746/@comment-33967668-20180101175850

Quickly thinking I push them out of my cell and shut the door hard. I continuously pull on the door so they can't get through. "Oh come one sweetie, don't be like that. We just wanna have a good time~" The manticore smiled lewdly and tapped on the door with a clawed hand. "No way." I said hastily. "By the time your group is done with me I'll be a mangled corpse. I know your type. Especially how violent ogres can be." I shoot a cautious look at the ogre pair and they seem taken aback and a tad bit insulted. "Rude." one of the ogres said. "It's also rude to rape people. I wasn't supposed to be here! A receptionist fucked up my address and got me stuck here!" my yelling seems to have gotten the attention of the other monsters from the block and they shoot dirty looks. "What you don't like monsters?" a wyvern called across the block. "Yes! I hate monsters! Absolutely terrified! Each and every single one of them!" This seems to somewhat hurt their feelings and one of the ogres even tears up. "I have always been afraid of monsters. The thought of being captured by a monster and milked to their hearts content. The truth is that they only need men for spirit energy. If semen didn't have so much spirit energy then monsters wouldn't even need us. U don't even know why monsters and humans get married. Were only food to your kind..." I let my gaze fall to the floor and I sniffle a bit. Tears start to fall and the ring of truth in my words sounds out clearly throughout the block. The monster band that has come for me seems to look a little down now and they look at each other. While they weren't looking I snagged the bobby pin and relocked the door. Safe. "Hey!" the gremlin shouted. "You tricked us!" "I had to or I would have gotten raped. I really don't know how much longer I could have held that door. And I am quite the lockpick myself." I sit down on my bed and wipe my tears. "Here. As a consolation prize you can have this." I toss them a little intracitly detailed carving of a dragon in her true form in wood. I hold up the little swiss army knife I found and the gremlin's eyes widen. "H-how did you get that!?" "I found it. Now keep it down. You may bring about the guards." I put the knife away quickly. "I have a knack for finding and getting things. If you need anything besides a good fuck, come to me. I may be able to get it for you." They all smile and walk back to their cells. From then on I was a little item mole around the prison. Even better than those little merchant monsters. I'd get things from bobby pins, an extra chocolate chip cookie, to a vibrating 18 inch dildo the warden had in her office. Mostly they left me alone and respected the deals but some would try to set up a fuck trap. Luckily I had some loyal monster friends as guards and I diveid up the loot with them. It was great and until I got out. They waved me goodbye and I walked on to freedom. END.