Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20200107144843/@comment-29435884-20200108091832

"So he-*argh my fucking head*-y. You're up early."

(Dead silence. cold as winter in Newfoundland)

"....I'm guessing I'm in trouble?"

(Alaskan permafrost)

"I told you me and the boys were going out for a few. Sure, things got out of hand..."

"You went. On the mother of all loose nights. And you didn't invite me?!"

Ladies and gents, marriage to a Red Oni in a nutshell.