User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-24934423-20160522075332/@comment-27550231-20160522191056

(Observer) Aabi starts to bang me on my chest making it look like I'm hitting myself. Aabi: -sobbing- "Why! Why! How could you? Why did you marry wurm whore but not even go out with me!" She stops hitting me and starts crying. I plce my hand over my chest as if I was holding her. Me: "There there... There there..." Her crying slows down "You know I would never do something like that to you, we're basically one person. Anything you feel I feel and anything I feel you feel. And right now We feel pretty shitty. Why don't we go and get a nice polish and massage to calm down our nerves." Aabi: -sniff- "I would like that." Me: "One polish and massage m'am!"