Talk:Alp/@comment-26120285-20160131184227/@comment-26115871-20160210214720

'as a gentlemen you are you beat those muggers'. . . I thought the whole point of being a 'gentle' man is that you don't resort to violence.

Anyways, four hot young alps seeing me as their heroe (sic) and wanting to repay me. Hmm, decisions, deci-

"Deal."

. . . Actually, I may make a short story off of this because the picture going through my head right now is just. . . wow.