Talk:Hellhound/@comment-66.87.75.127-20160223165130/@comment-5426290-20160301081249

My Hellhound wife looks her up and down, taking out a collar and a leash. "You'd better keep your paws off my husband okay? The only time I wanna see you two having sex is when I'm not around or my hubby wants to bang a dog like the pervert he is. You are nothing more than a simple dog, got it?"

The kobold meekly nods. "Okay."

My hellhound snaps. "HEY, dogs can't talk. You're not a monster, just a dog."

The kobold blushes and quickly understands, nuzzling my wife's paw and my hand. "Woof, woof." (^w^)