Talk:Kobold/@comment-72.129.154.205-20160111011507/@comment-27049723-20160111025153

"WAITWAITWAITWAIT!!!" I say and then shuffle around my pocket and pull out my glass' case. I then take out and put on my glasses "Sorry lady. I thought you were your sister. I swear, I don't know why I wasn't wearing my glasses, I can't tell my ass from a whole in the ground when I don't wear them." I say, chuckling nervously. I look over to my friend to see if he's buying it.

He seems to be calming down, so I get up and apologize profusely for the misunderstanding, and then walk over to my crush's bed and then we both motion to them that we could use some privacy. My friend still looking a bit steamed refused for a second, but his lover grabs his arm and pulls him out, telling him "It's fine."

They close the door behind them, and me and my crush get down to it. We both finish and are cuddling post-coitus when we are both startled by the door being opened very furiously.

"HAVE FUN??!!" Turns out my friend is still a little pissed. "YOU! ME! OUTSIDE! NOW!"

I shrug, kiss my new lover on the forehead, and tell her "I'll be right back." She smiles, I get dressed and follow my friend outside so that he can blow off some steam. A half hour passes and me and my friend return, both equally bloodied and bruised, and we both spend the next two days being looked after our respective dog ladies.