Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170128004635

I've noticed no one replied to my comment on the March Hare page which went like this:-

SPARTAN-047 wrote:

50 Sheds of Grey

‘Suck it, suck it, suck it,’ I moaned, watching the march hare's magical mouth working up and down its length.

‘Yes, dear, I'm trying,’ she sighed, ‘but sucking a wounded finger doesn't heal it that fast.’

Crack. Crack. Crack. I swung my arm at just the right angle to hit the sweet spot. It takes meticulous effort to do this kind of job and get paid for it.

‘Good work, dear,’ my march hare girlfriend smiled. ‘But you don't need to be so vigorous while dusting.’

‘Ah!’ I squealed, struggling to squirm away from her probing finger and tool. It was no use, because she managed to slide her hand inside in one smooth motion.

‘Don't move so much, SPARTAN,’ sighed my march hare surgeon. ‘I need to get this bullet out without any complications.’

(This one is NOT what some of you masochists might assume it to be. Honest. ;))

‘Kick those balls! Harder, faster!’ I cheered, watching her foot swing outwards and connect with one. ‘You can really send them flying out of here!’

The aspiring march hare soccer player watched the ball fly neatly into the net. She turned around and chuckled. ‘Maybe I can be a star.’

There aren't many commenters on there, of course, maybe everyone was debating on the Atlach-Nacha page, but I was wondering what you deviants thought about it.