Talk:Wurm/@comment-72.129.131.225-20160705195017/@comment-27303410-20160710182623

I burst into the kitchen getting ready to stop my wife from using the sausage to practice banging me when i notice she's wearing a apron, "Uh, honey what are you doing?"

"Oh you're home, I was getting ready to cut up some sausage to put in the spagetti." after hearing that I go redder and let her continue. She must never know what I thought she was doing.