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(Why I have to listen to Yandere Touhou song (Hiiro Gekka Kyousai no Zetsu) before this...)

It's started when there's Automaton need for master... well, I accept her as a soldier in the team since I am a Boss of a Company of Soldier. Well, I have a secret that I am alien toward this world.

Something went wrong when the number of raping Crime went down critically. As sudden, she serves me food I like every day. Wait, how does she know?!

I have to stalk her. But it turns out Zeros Data. Damn it, I am bad at this. But she's good girl anyway. She took care of my soldier, my work and even personal needs. It's like I am having a good maid.

Even sexual intercourse once.

Until I searched her room.

I found space firearms...like where I came. Wait, this wrecked piece of laser gun belong to me. And there's my piece of Bitten apple, my used toothbrush too!

Automata: Master~?

Theme play: https://youtu.be/yzf3fOLkD-Y (Hiiro Gekka Kyousai no Zetsu)

I have a bad feeling about this...

Automata: You found my hobby~ I tried to reverse engineer those lovely things of youDarthNP (talk)And Stalking you! 03:56, July 5, 2020 (UTC)~ Akai akai akai akai akai Amai amai amai amai amai amai amai amai amai amai neiro ga Watashi to anata ga akai akai akai akai akai Amai amai amai amai akai akai akai akai akai akai Anata... amai...AMAI akai...AKAI UFUFUFU koroshite ageru

Suddenly, the door closed as electric Net cover me. She pulls up her Vibro knife and cutting my arm. No, just blood...

She starts to sing

"Fukaku akaki urumu hitomi amai iro no SUKAATO yurasu Osanaki hoho shu o nijimase uzuki ni ashi o kuzusareru Amai genshi ni shihai sare kanadete wa saku goshi no shirabe Akai koucha shitataru oto moteasonde wa fukaku eguru"

I scream in pain as she tastes my blood. Although she injects a needle of Anesthetic.

Hahahaha!!

She laughed. But then, I could escape by calling a nanite Armour to cover me. And I activate Jet pack to fly up. But she follows me with technology she stole!

"Kono omoi todokanai no kana?" "Sono hitomi ni wa dare ga utsuru no kana?" "Kokoro kowareteiru no kana?" "Kowaretara modoranai no kana?" "Kizamu kizu wa ienai no kana?" "Soushite toki o kizamu no?"

I fly to evade her across the city. Damn, there's flying knife too. My armour keeps protect me from her Yandere knife. Until I lose her and found my hideout. Where the soldier camp at.

But then, I found Soldier lies down unconsciously. They're alive, I suppose.

Shiet!

A crimson Automaton with Demon Realms silver blade on her backhand came back to me. I could do nothing but Ignited lightsaber.

Anata no sono subete ga hoshikute hoshikute furueteru (Kono kimochi kizuite doushite kizuite kurenai no) Kanbi na sono kodou o ugachi tsukushite tomeyou ka (Kyouki ni michite yuku wa dou sureba tomaru no) Sono hada o kegashi tsukushi hazukashimeru no wa watashi dake (Kono kimochi kowaretate doko e tadoritsuku no deshou ka) Mede nadete yurusa furarete kono shoudou o koroshite yo (Ai afurete yuku wa tomeru koto wa dekinai...)

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Automaton: Those Crimson blood...Akai akai akai akai akai Amai amai amai amai amai amai amai amai amai amai neiro ga Watashi to anata ga akai akai akai akai akai Amai amai amai amai akai akai akai akai akai akai Anata... amai...AMAI akai...AKA

(This red red red red red and sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet tone Both you and me Are so red and sweet You... are so sweet, SWEET and red..so RED Ufufu I'll kill you myself!)

She continues to sing the Yande song.

Me: Your Yande ends here. I afraid nothing now!

Automaton: Let the dance begin!

I then strike a lightsaber at her. Her arm broke as I mean to slice her neck. But then she ignited lightsaber from a broken hand.

Automaton: I know all your moves, Fufu...all those time I stalk you.

This is dangerous! I could end up being her corpse!

She strikes me with speed and Tactic I used. This is like fighting my clones! I use my Psionic Ability to repel her. But she emits a jetpack and flies to me, I got stabbed on my arm repeatedly. That lightsaber could price through my armour.

Automaton: I Love this sound of your painDarthNP (talk)

I then kicked her out. I feel dizzy because I lose my blood. My alien blood.

But then suddenly, she got an electric shock. I found a soldier with a firearm and electric Weapon. Yes, that's a space solider. She turns her face 360 degrees before showing her Gatling gun, suppress my allies...

Automaton: DO NOT INTERUPT US!

I then gather my strength to run, run...and RUN TO STAB HER!!!!

PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My lightsaber price through her chest, her heart. My tear dripped that she has to lose her life because of my hand. But she's dangerous...Yet because f she loves me.

Automaton: Master....at least you reached my heart....Master...

I could remember her last word before she shut down. Well, my soldier is safe. She's gone. But what cost?

- Month Later -

Everything on this planet is fine. I begin my work as usual until I got a phone call.

"Your Yande Bot is completed repair, check it out"

I then wait in my house. Suddenly, there's a knock as a man in a พhood with large package coming to me3...I then take the package and slowly open it.

And It was her...I activate her again...

- Automaton: It's you again...master.

Welp, I actually keep her as a Yandere bot. However, it's a different type of Yandere.

She was a dangerous Yandere. But now, she's a harmless type. I then embrace her and kissed her.

- Me: Welcome back...you Yandere bot....

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