User blog comment:SmartProtagonist/My First WWYD/@comment-39110948-20190620161134

(This a year old but I have wwyd in the dark mages entry that I couldn't get on the WWYD page so why not also if you're still active go check my wwyd if you want) Me: "oh gods oh gods what should I do what should I do" *I decide to let it drop and make a run for it order guard: "you scout what happened?" Me: "It appears we are under attack by a large group of monsters I closed the gate but they're some of them can fly and climb over we need to evacuate people NOW" *the evacuation begins and people start running out the other gate towards the order camp myself included but it appears the demon army was one step ahead of us and had flanked the fleeing people and started picking us off one by oneMe: "DAMNIT I CLOSED THE GATE TRYING TO BY US TIME I DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD FLANK US" *a succubus flys straight for me Succubus: "ufu so you're the one who shut the gate on us that was rude of you but I guess I should thank you for leading them straight to us how about you come over here and claim your reward hehehe" *I unsheathe my balde and lunge at here out of desperation Me "HYIAAAAAAAA" *I bounce off what appears to be a magic shield and then- Succubus child "and then what?" Me: "well you see" *I look over to my wife who gives a slightly lewd smile My wife: "you see that's when mommy pinned daddy down and took him to the room oh and it was daddy's first time too" Me: H-hey you didn't need to add that part Zara" My daughter: "hehehe I bet daddy was quick shot" Me: "Alright it's getting late it's time for you to go to bed lilthin" Lilthin: "awww but I'm not even tired yet" Me: "no buts it's time past your bedtime" Zara: "he's right Lithin we'll continue the story and go into SUPER detail on what happened next if you behave and go to bed" Lithin: "okay but you better tell me everything" Zara: "It's a promise" *Lithin brushes her teeth and goes to bed" Me: "Do we really have to tell her everything" Zara: "Hehehe you know I always keep my promises now I think it's about we went to bed too talking about how we first met really put me in the mood" Me: "is that so well I guess now is as good time as any" *we enter our bedroom and had some fun