Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20191110040352/@comment-43849393-20191112042537

I stare at the TV wide eyed for a good minute then back to the tracking chip in my hand, well shit I guess I have a good total of 20 minutes or less before that mamono from the TV show barges into my home, so I immediately start thinking of ways to destroy this chip as fast as possible. I look to the nearby glass of water I left on the coffee table and I produce the biggest, most evil grin I could muster. Without thinking I dunk the chip into the glass and.......*BANG* the sparks electricity then sizzles in the water, “Too bad! Looks like they didn't even bother to waterproof the tracker!”, I say to myself in a smug tone. Meanwhile back on the game show, the blip on their radar indicating my location disappeared from their map, the hosts of the game show both looked towards each other with a panicked look on their faces indicating this was indeed not exactly as planned. The male host of the show looked to the camera with a expression that read, “oh shit that wasn't supposed to happen” while the show quickly cut to commercial. Bolting from my recliner, I made haste, proceeding to quickly lock every door and window while turning off all the lights in my abode just to be on the safe side. I make my way to my room to try and forget this failed attempt at a lottery and before I even open the door..........*CRASH*. “Oh what the fuck!?”, I mutter to myself slowly creeping back towards the living room, before I even get a good peek around the corner of the room, I'm quickly grabbed by a furry paw and slammed into my recliner. I immediately feel something jabbed in my shoulder, to my horror I notice a manticores spine sticking straight out. The manticore stares at me with an devilish grin plastered on her face, I ask “Let me guess? Photographic memory?”, she strolls up to me on the recliner, pulls out the spine from my shoulder, and says in a sultry tone, “yup!”. We end up shagging each other all night thanks to that venom spine.