Talk:Mermaid/@comment-5426290-20140803232100/@comment-25684312-20150228010429

Simple: I use demonic energy to turn the place into a massive orgy, then either return the mermaid to the ocean, or give her a man, probably the ladder.

(Most of these just assume we're humans, So I'm gonna try to do these from the perspective of a rather odd Inari, IE, I get to be myself!)