Talk:Wurm/@comment-209.216.183.121-20150721040733/@comment-28935784-20150729134146

I beckon the cute Wurrrrrmy to me by curling my finger inwards, and she meekly follows me to the shower. I insist she strip and clean off all that coal dust before she joins the crew. Just as I turn around to walk away, a clawed hand reaches out and drags me into the shower. I gape at her naked body twisting under the water as she sings, &lsquo;Row, row, row your boat, gently down the shower drain&rsquo;. She gives me the soap and puppy eyes, so I take the hint and wash her completely while she sings &lsquo;Raping In The Rain&rsquo; next, trying to make it sound as romantic as a couple kissing in the rain.