User blog:IonicZach/Lich WWYD? Response

It is an early November night, the moon just starting its ascent into the starry sky. A chilling breeze flurries withered leaves around numerous rows of vastly irregular headstones as you shiver, cursing yourself for not dressing in something warmer. You had decided to brave the once hallowed graveyard outside your village, on the dare of your rival.

"It's only a hour," you mutter, rubbing your hands together to acquire a little warmth. "After this, I can get back at him..."

You make your way to the top of the gentle slope of a hill, and take a seat on a headstone, not far from the entrance to an ancient barrow. You begin to doze as you grow more comfortable with the atmosphere, when you suddenly hear a petrifying noise that sends you to your feet in a fright.

"Who's there!?" You look around, panicked by the abrupt change in aura of the setting. You catch sight of a ghostly silhouette emerging from the tomb across from you.

'"Fufu. Did I scare you?" 'The lich giggles, revealing herself to you. She holds shackles and an old spellbook.

What do you do?

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"A little." I say as I take the chance to look her over. "I hope you're not planning on using those." I continue pointing towards the shackles. "Oh, these? Not if I don't have to." She says, looking me over as well. She walks up to me,and I think I hear her mutter to herself "He's perfect." her desire clear to any who heard the soft whisper.

She backs off a little and asks "How would you like to be my husba- Uh, I mean, new lab assistant?"

"Depends. What's the pay?" I ask, ignoring her slip up. She reaches up and cups my cheek, and I start to feel a strange tingle in my face. "How about you come back to the lab with me and I show you." she says.

Normally, little red flags should be going up, but for some reason I feel like I can trust her. I nod and follow her back into her catacomb, which turns out to be a fairly extensive laboratory.

I turn to see her lying seductively on a table, looking even more naked now that her cloak is off. "Now about your payment." She giggles as she does the 'come hither' motion with her finger, causing a strange force that, literally, pulls me over towards her. Once I'm in front of her, she kisses me, the tingling returning, and the next thing I know we're already having sex, eventually we finish and collapse, satisfied.

"So will you marry me?" She asks, breathing heavily, and dropping all pretenses.

"You drive a hard bargain, but yes." I say, reaching over and giving her a small kiss. A few minutes later, while we're still cuddling, I perk up and say "Y'know, I'm happy and all, but I can't shake the feeling I'm forgeting something." Meanwhile, my rival and a few of my friends are scouring the graveyard looking for me.