Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170102180521

I was taking a morning walk in Wonderland, looking at all the demonic fruit available and wondering whom to feed them to, when this march hare jumps out of the bushes and sweeps me to the ground.

&lsquo;JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!&rsquo; I yelled, feeling her hands on my belt.

The march hare paused in trying to rip my pants off, looked around the place, and then looked back at me and asked, &lsquo;Where?&rsquo;