Talk:Beelzebub/@comment-26219553-20150524203306

It's the dead of night, and you're summoned from the land of Nod by the sound of something crashing to the ground outside, along with an odd buzzing noise.

Dragging on some old clothes, you head outside- it's probably just a fox raiding your dustbins. Probably. Although you're pretty sure foxes don't buzz.

Opening the front door, you realise your fox theory couldn't have been more wrong.

There's a (surprisingly attractive) Beelzebub in your front yard, sniffing around the bins a little before perking up as she smells something new- you, as it turns out.

Spinning round to face you and breaking into a lecherous grin, she licks her lips longingly, her gaze slowly lowering from your face to your crotch; "Hey, mister.. it's been ages since I had a proper meal, and you smell absolutely DELICIOUS..."

As she says "delicious", she punctuates it with a flit of her wings, getting airborne before making a beeline straight for you! You could probably get back inside before she reaches you if you wanted to, but you don't think you'd have time to lock the door- might be able to get a weapon or something from the house, though.

How do you proceed?