Talk:Amazoness/@comment-190.207.247.238-20150321232504


 * You buy something on amazon, then see its 90% discount from original price, you buy it anyways as the seller is rated very good...


 * the package arrives at you door, however who delivers it is a young yet lean but well endowed amazoness, she in fact tryes to act nice and was even thinking of inviting you to go out and have a relationship the normal (human relationships way) relation, however you knowing she is a amazoness and you bought the thing on amazon cant help but laugh your ass off mentioning the accidental joke thinking its fun and all...

...


 * 5 minutes later*


 * the amazon has a REALLY pissed offf expresion on her face, she is not happy and you are butt naked tied in you own bed with some bruises, a small non bleeding cut in your lower lip, and she is calling a dark elf friend to collect her other packages she hasnt delivered yet... 5 hours later you regain your concience, though with the amazoness cuddling and sleeping at your side while you are still bound to the bed and you feel that your pelvis its rather broken in various places...

-Remember people, never mock a amazon that works at amazon! LOL!

Also I wonder if someone can do a what to do out of this joke?