Thread:AngryLance/@comment-39280634-20200609090822/@comment-39280634-20200626221915

@Knight: Lol. You know, this gives me an idea: "Lance Reacts"; a miniseries of sorts where Lance tries various MGE fruits and potions.

Lance: *looks at Prisoner Fruit* "Uhhh, is this supposed a peach or something ? Smells kinda nice but... it's shapped pretty weird. I hope it's not... *cautiously takes a very small bite out of it* Huh, this stuff doesn't taste so bad. Kinda sweet, actualy... Aaaand I don't seem to get sick from it so it's n-


 * suddenly stands still and slackjawed


 * looks at Meri who's nearby


 * Meri waves innocently at Lance


 * Lance keeps staring at Meri like it's uppers and downers


 * four hours and a broken bed later

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@Doc: This reminds me; there was this time I took pictures of a particularly large spider when I was walking outside in the evening. It was crawling along the sidewalk so I decided to try and "scare" and gently prod it a bit, as to flee towards some bushes and not get stepped on. Eventualy, it did ran away. For some reason, it was missing one of it's legs and the eyes seemed to glow at my phone camera flash. Sadly, I lost the pictures :(