Talk:Satyros/@comment-26380985-20160408033914/@comment-5426290-20160408082722

I take the cutlass from him and stab him with it, if he is left alive any longer he will keep trying to eat monsters like the insane cannibal he is.

I then bring the Satyros to safety and chastise my other friend for not stopping our homicidally insane acquaintance all those times before.