Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-36855838-20180908141013

"Love and pleasure?"

My look gives them pause.

"Have you seen the youtube video, the one of a paladin so holy his presence is announced by choirs as his mother walks in?"

They start backing up, fearful of being scorched, or something.

"Well he's my uncle, weird guy, but he hands out candy and he doesn't force it on anybody else."

I'm giving them the stink eye as I say this.

"Please, come in ladies, I'll get you some water, you must be tired after all your traveling."

They nod vigorously, and I lead them on a meandering path through my uncle's wards from the front door to the living room, but don't show them any other safe paths.

I scurry off to grab my anti-kit, and pass through the kitchen on the way back.

I return with two glasses of water, and a wineglass of holy water.

We all begin to drink, and unsurprisingly the taller, bustier one spills half her glass onto her shirt.

"Oh my, it serms I'm all wet, I guess I'll have to-"

"Here."

I reach into the bag of holding, which contains all the components of the Celibate School for Boys anti-lewd kit, and toss her a blessed towel.

She dries off, and the towel turns pitch black, she's acting less sexual, and her wings are a light shade of gray now, too.

Neat.

Her shorter friend, with the very wide hips and rather plump butt, is fidgeting in her spot on the couch.

I sip my holy water and she lunges at me across a ward, she's suspended in midair.

Some odd pitch black goo is oozing out of her, and soaking into the glowing golden circle of runes beneath her.

She doesn't fall onto the floor again until her wings are pure white.

The runes continue to glow, purging the corruption, an easy task, once it's outside a living host.

I calmly walk over to her pal and chuck her into another ward.

The first angel stands up, her figure is the same but she stands in a totally different way.

"You purged the darkness within us, why?"

"Really wanna know?"

She nods.

"Subsequent corruption enhances your figure further."

Already hard, I pull her in for a kiss.

My drinking glass is stained black.