Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20180111143421/@comment-34263048-20180112010216

(Why do they have to be armed, it would me much more fun if they werent. Althuogh in the end it wouldnt really change anything.)

I quietly walk up the wall and on to cealing, just to get better view, these situations happen every now and then and to me they are rather amusing. I watch how who seems to be the leader, an ogre with a pickaxe from last weeks theather practice on her shoulder is quite literally sqeezing my boy between her body and the wall, while others are encouragin her. Well I probably should do something about it.

My first target is the goblin, She's small and rather silent, so it's most unlikeky that nobody notices if she suddenly vanishes, I veave a wep spin it around her mouth, another web around her arms and body, as I dont want her to get her hands on that knife, it might be real afterall. Then one web around her ankles, and last web to leave her hanging from the cealing.

Next the target is a zombie, Again starting from a web around her mouth, just making sure nobody hears anything, next around her arms, and... SHE DROPPED THE SHOTGUN! I Qucily shoot a web and just manage to stop it from hitting the floor. No no I dont want any unecessary sounds... Next one around the zombies legs, and lift her to the cealing.

The ogre is allready having his hand in my boys pants, Ah How I love that scared, almost desperate look on his face, And that brings a huge smile on my face... He looks so delicious that way... Anyway, I have to start veawing faster...

The same silent hanging treatment goes first to hornet, I dont want her to sting her... Afterall, I'm only one who's allowed to cause any sort of pain for him, and even I try to avoid it, But sometimes I just get rather exited... And then the orc.

As all four of them are hanging from the cealing it's time to shift my attention to the ogre. She's apprently allready forced my boys pants down, but still pinning him againt the wall. I silently walk behind her and whisper to her ear. -"You really should find your own playthingys" and quickly take couple steps behind. She drops him and turns around. and he quickly pulls his pants back up. -"Who??? HEY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP AN EYE OUT, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!" As I try to keep as indifferent face up as I can. -"Who are you talking to?" I look around -"To them perhaps?" And I point up where there the four are still hanging couple feet above us. Suddenly I take as menacing face as I just can, and push my face just an inch away from her face. -"Now. if I ever see you even getting near someone who I know is allready taken I might just have to make an example out of you." She tries to puch me but I dodge and almost instantly she finds herself in a coccoon where only half of her face is visible. As I continue speaking -"And if you try anything that stupid ever again, I just might have to eat you." And now I could se the absolute terror in her eyes... ahh that expression... I live for it...

I start to continue towards home with my boyfriend he's clearly embaressed when he thanks me. I just anwser. "I havent needed to weave that much in ages, You know what that means, dont you?" I see how weak smile comes on his face. -"Damn girl, you're scary sometimes." and then the smile grows larger -"And yes, I know what it means." -"Well being scared is only good for you, Ushi Oni's arent exactly the safest species out here, my body is practily a weapon, almost every single part of it, if not deadly than at least harmfull." -"I know that quite well, but I also know how careful you are towards everyone... Except those who try to harm you or anyone close to you. And that's what made me fall in love with you." -"And still I find you playing with other girls, you know what THAT means, right?" As I looked at him... His expression... Fear, anticipation, joy... all at the same time... Yes, I live for that too. and for this weeked... I will enjoy from him quite a bit.

I grab his arm and pull her close. He's tall for a man but still he's head is barely up to my breast height. Ahh... what a wonderful little boy I have...

(And what "THAT" means? you might ask. That means that the colth over my other eye is coming off... check trivia.)

(For those who didnt quite get the reference in the last discussion between "me and my boy" it's partially copyed from character "Rachnera" from Monster musume no iru nichijou... Combine her with generic Ushi oni... you get my waifu)