Talk:Hellhound/@comment-26120285-20160326072643

You live alongside with a hellhound who was part of your group of buddies together with your other friend, Bubba, Bubba is big, fat, strong, cute, warm, stupid, naive, and addicted to chocolates. One day you reunite back again in the field with Bubba alongside with your hellhound wife, your wife treats him like in the old times and bubba respond with stranged faces that could be a mock. Bubba stands up but you're hellhound wife takes out her chocolate to eat as she forgets the addiction of Bubba, Bubba runs to your wife but he trips and fall on you, lucky for you his fattness was soft but you're stuck in his back and Bubba keeps persuading your wife meanwhile your wife runs terrified from Bubba.

Note: Bubba can't stand next to a pretty girl and gets aroused so easily, but since he has that form is easy for him to evade girls.

What do you do?