Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28530195-20161031055252/@comment-26376061-20161104060537

I have enough presence of mind to hide it, that's all. Hell, I'm Mindflayer-proof. The last one who tried ended up comatose, screaming "THE WORLD IS WRONG! IT'S IN MY HEAD! GET IT OUT!!! THE POISON OF THOUGHT IS INSIDE ME!!!" for about 5 minutes before collapsing. And I managed to terrify one of the Demons of Chaos when she tried reading my mind. Dunno why, it's actually pretty empty in here. *knocks on head* ...I don't really know what she was so scared about...the fact I fucked her sister, or something else entirely...anyway, I'm not sane. I recognize that, and am okay with my alien mind.

(I think a real Telepath would suffer the same effects the Mindflayer would IRL when attempting to read my thoughts...for the first eight years of my life, and even now sometimes, I thought in music. Seriously, actual musical notes arranged like phonemes to create thoughts. If that won't fuck up a Telepath, IDK what will.)