Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26948680-20180909190544/@comment-29325824-20180909192455

So a regular Fairy, not a Titania?

Having little patience for Fairies to begin with, I quickly grow annoyed by the little brat. So I quickly grab her and stuff her in a small jar with airholes in it. As she starts ranting about her status and throwing insults around unbecoming of a "dignified" princess, I get dressed (taking my time) and have a quick snack.

Eventually, I grab her jar and head outside to the nearest forest. There, I quickly shake the jar 'till she gets dizzy and throws up, after which I open it and let the disoriented Fairy fly loose, occasionally bumping into trees.

I head back home, where my Mamono wife has just returned from grocery shopping. When she asks me where I've been, I just tell her I disposed of a pest that entered our house, before telling her I've decided to plant some Fairy Hug plants in our garden.