Talk:Golem/@comment-26115871-20150425213836

You are busy masturbating at home one day when a golem stealthily bashes down the window and enters the house. By the time you've shaken off the shock the golem's already raping you. While you try to fight it off, it becomes clear that you can't beat this golem in a physical fight. A few spells later and you realize it's also very heavily shielded against magic. Only after it has milked you dry does the golem leave, vanishing as quickly as it had appeared.

The next day you are visited by the golem again, with pretty much the same outcome. While you set up traps, the golem's too crafty for you and never gives up until it has milked you dry. After a few weeks this has become the norm and you have just about given up on stopping it.

But today it's different. Oh, the golem appeared again (breaking the window AGAIN), but to your surprise she makes no sexual advances on you. She instead shows you her arm, letting you see the detailed information about who its master is. After allowing you to witness why it's been doing what it has been doing, the golem deliberately wipes away the message and writes your own name in, under the status 'master'. Apparently it's taken a liking to you.

(As for what was written on its arm before, well . . . I'll let you decide.)

What Do You Do?