User blog:PurpleShocks/Hello

There was once a man... who lurked the dark abyss. A man who gazes upon the world of pervert, monster, and some other kind of bullshit. He has decided, he shall come into this world.... to give it enlightenment on the true way. His knowledge shall change these fool for life once they witness him rise from the obsidian ooze and broadcast his words:

Yo.