Talk:Werebat/@comment-25095137-20140810123201/@comment-24070327-20140810204611

Scream at the top of my lungs. This'll end in one of three ways.

1st: Hopefully the sudden emission of a loud noise will disrupt their surely sensitive ears. Thus giving me the time to escape with my pants on.

2nd: The noise will attract every Werebat in the entire cave. They'll either horribly gang rape me...

3rd: Or their attempts to be the first to have me will result in them crashing into each other and squabbling long enough for me to escape.

P.S. I'd rather brave the tornado than the werebat. I might be able to find somewhere else to hide if I brave the tornado, but if the werebats get me I'm screwed for life. ;_;