Talk:Hellhound/@comment-199.116.194.196-20160318211423/@comment-27950421-20160321142554

I look at the hellhound pack. Then I look at the runt. Then I look back at the hellhound pack. Then back to the runt.

I walk up to the runt with a sad look on my face and put my hand on her shoulder, "I'm sorry little one. But you see, it is impossible for you to rape me."

The lead hellhound steps foreward, "See! I should've-"

I suddenly interupt her, "because..."

I pause for dramatic affect.

Suddenly I rip off my pants, "IT'S NOT RAPE IF I'M WILLING!"

I stand there triumphantly for few moments as the hellpack stares at me dumbfounded before I'm tackled to the ground by a happy hellrunt.