Talk:Doppelganger/@comment-24026095-20170110184449/@comment-24026095-20170129021607

In case anyone wants a twist in the tale:-

I challenge myself to a battle, and fight myself in a really spectacular fashion with magic, enhanced strength (like Hammerfists and Groundspike Graveyard in [PROTOTYPE]), and evil spells fashioned to destroy the world. We even battle with Pokemon and Bit Beasts because we're far too evenly matched in other matters. The epic battle lasts for hours.

I finally emerge victorious after a really exhausting struggle to crush my &lsquo;opponent's&rsquo; Beyblade into metal dust. I stagger along the ground, bleeding from several small wounds and two horrific slashes across my face and torso which make me look like Bayman from Dead or Alive, albeit with no muscles and half his height. I drag my own unconscious body across the floor like the Arbiter from Halo 2, grinning maniacally at the doppelganger.

&lsquo;That proves I'm stronger than myself!&rsquo; I gasp. &lsquo;Now that you agreed to be my sex slave, suck my dick!&rsquo;

The doppelganger giggles. &lsquo;Sorry, dear, you were just defeated by you, so you're a weak little boy and you don't deserve me.&rsquo;

&lsquo;What????!&rsquo;

&lsquo;You heard the deal. I'd stay with you if you proved you were stronger than yourself, but you didn't! You just defeated you! Now I'm free to find a man who's really stronger than himself here. Bye, weakling!&rsquo;

&lsquo;... Doppelgangers. What the fuck is wrong with them?&rsquo;