Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26852465-20160407172439/@comment-26852465-20160408182048

Alf cackled to himself as he counted up the coin, his head waving over to Lyle.

"Ey boy. Hop in the boat n' make sure she's ready."

"Aye aye, Alfred!" Lyle saluted the old man, jumping into the K.K.C Bigger Boat, inspecting every plank of wood carefully. Since he was gone, Alfred whispered to the massive golem.

"You eh... ye said when you were out lookin fer a Kraken, all ye found was a huggy tentacle girl, right..?" The coins added up, and Alf promptly pocketed them in his grimy robes. "That there was a Kraken.. Dunno if you're a recent machine or not.. but eeh... monsters today are real sexy. Eheheheheh...." Had Alf's eyes been working properly, he would have spotted the new presence in black robes. Alas.. he failed to notice him. "I forget why.. but all they care 'bout is getting some hanky panky.. ha ha.. hell, even an old set of bone and rag like me can get laid! It's great!"

"What was that, Alf?" Lyle questioned the old man from the boat.. having only heard half of what he said.

"Er, nuthin! Get back to work!" Alf shouted back at him, then leaning back to whisper to the behemoth. "That boy there's about as aware as your common goldfish. He keeps on prattling about joining the Order and fightin' monsters.. yet he hasn't tried to fight anything that comes our way.. if he weren't a capable pair of eyes n' a good fixer-upper, he wouldn't be workin' fer me."