User blog comment:ArmInAss/Famous Last Words..../@comment-69.27.137.134-20150129005106

Me and my friends come across a minotaurus sleeping in a field.

"Hey Billy-Bob, bulls get pissed when they see red, right?"

"That's what I been told Jimmy."

Me: "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID WE ALL DECIDE TO WEAR RED?!?"

And then the minotaurus awakens.

"Tristan, you dun fucked us now!"