Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-26115871-20151224034656/@comment-5426290-20160105124930

I reach up and take the slime-toddler from the tree above me. I then hug her to my chest where she slowly calms down from her frightful experience. Once she's calmed down she reaches up and puts her arms around my neck, bhugging me happily. "Thank you Daddy." \(0///0\)

Surprised I look her over and realize she partially resembles me, looking behind me I see a jubjub holding a slime-net (A net made for catching slimes). She sees my quizzical face and before I can ask she shrugs and says blandly. "Spermbank..." \(-.-)

(O__O) I look back at the humpty which is nuzzling into my chest. "So I'm a father now?"

The jubjub giggles and walks off saying. "Yup, good luck with her honey. You'll need it. I'm off to the spermbank again, have fun with her." At that she flies off and I'm left with a toddler clinging to my neck. (0_0) "Well fudge.."

I then adopt the humpty and take care of her as my own, all while satisfying her sexual needs with my hands as to not let her body identify me as her husband. (Which is done by receiving a man's seed.)