Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26517142-20190506205831/@comment-39280634-20190910195833

I eagerly await the arrival of my mature Kobold. Everything was set for a humble yet fun evening: lasagna casserole for dinner, a small collection of comedy movies to watch, a tabletop game to play, snack and sweets for said movie and game and maybe even having a relaxing bath together before.

The door rings and i quickly rush to open it. There was the box. It looked just as advertised, save for a small sticker on the side reading "Caution". Didn't gave it much thought, all i could think of was how much me and my Kobold are gonna pamper eachother.

The box didn't just burst open... It bursted into flames, revealing what i thought was a Kobold... but with pitch-black fur and fiery eyes. I was petrified in shock and confusion. And then she speaks:

"Thank you for making your purchase ! NOW YOU'RE MINE !"

"I... i'm sorry, wha...", i didn't even get to finish my sentence when i get knocked on my back and everything became a dark-red blur. As i wake up the next day, i find my apartment in shambles: the furniture was broken as if someone pounded on them, my movie collection and tabletop game were singed, the bathtub has dents all over and all the food was gone. I try to get up but then i felt a grip on my leg and a voice saying:

"Unless it's a bathroom break, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE... Oh, and thanks for the dinner, it was delicious. Sorry about your stuff though."