Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26380985-20190521022005/@comment-43741305-20190906110231

"Easy-peasy." I grunt. "I want ALL the fighting skills and spiffy super moves of Joe Higashi. From ALL the games. Rolled into one."

"Hm-hm. Yeahwhatevsdone. Now go." the supposed divine entity mumbles without even looking up from his newspaper. With a wave of his hands, I'm literally dropped at the border of what looks like a medieval village - though the colors seem more vibrant, vivid. Even the air seems thicker, pervaded by an odd and intoxicating musk.

I stretch and start strolling around. Place looks incredibly lively and....well, full of lovely hybrid ladies openly gawking at me; a fact which shouldn't surprise me. This IS the MGE universe, after all. And luck had it I was plopped into a Demon Realm...

Cautiously, I approach what looks like a couple: a burly man amiably smooching what looks like a, uh, little girl dressed as a witch. ''Baphomet. Remember, don't judge.''"

"Ehm, excuse me. Don't wanna interrupt but I just arrived here and...exactly where am I?"

"Vertevia, daddy. Outskirts of the great demon realm of Polove, jewel of wisdom!" the little witch replies with a wink before returning to focus her attentions on the man. Well, ain't getting more from this one. Might as well try the local inn...

And thus the adventures of Joe Keep began.