Talk:Wurm/@comment-4407082-20161023065234

You are running away from.some Order soldiers who want to burn you at the stake because you had a copy of the Encyclopedia which is considered heresy.

You find a cave and hear a female voice crying, thinking is someone else fleeing from the soldiers too you go in, instead you find a crying Wurm and ask her why she is crying.

"Waaah! No man wants me because me stupid! Every time I seek a mate Im turned down! Waaah!"

Surprised and curious you ask her why doesnt she just take the men she wants.

"Sniff.... snif.... because Ms. Cheshire Cat says I have "stupiditis" which will make every man I touch automatically explode and the only cure is for a male to willingly kiss me! But no one wants you because Im a stupid girl and not as nice as a cow girl! Waaaah! I cant stand it anymore, my sex cave hurts so much! Waaah!"

Suddenly you are reminded why you are here as you hear the soldiers approaching and worse of all, since they already entered the cave you cant explain.

You explain the Wurm the situation as she looks in confusion as you try to hide. She stops crying and smiles.

"Oh I know. You become my mate so you dont explode and me punch bad oeople until they go away! Please! I might be stupid.... but I have a nice cave and will give you lots of food. Please say yes!"

She says as she gives you a toothy grin trying to look cute.

What would you do?