User:Bbbbobbbb

Hello World,

My name is Error Code 627-22A, and I am a digital warrior.

With my sword, the Legendary Blade "Kokushoku Musou", I purge all images that do not feature truly beautiful women in them. There are three levels to this blade.

The first level, Sanshoku Doujun, purges everything on the Harddrive I currently reside in.

The second level, Sanshoku Doukou, purges everything on the network I currently control.

The third and final level, Junchan, purges the entire internet of such material.

This blade's effect only lasts for six minutes before the detestable images reappear. My sheath, Kokushi Musou, allows me purge it for a longer period of time, but in exchange I must watch Yaoi for as long as the effect lasts.

My amulet? Yes, it is a nice amulet. See this stick on it? I will never be defeated by a woman while I hold this stick. However! My body is, alas, hardcoded to dispose this stick once properly stimulated, returning the String "Riichi" to function "Mindbreak". Some women claim to be able to do it double the speed, but it's very rare.

When Mindbreak activates, I am forced to stay with the woman who made me dispose the stick for the entire day, and furthermore become a drooling imbecile (-8 to all stats) who is attached to her mouth and lower mouth. Sometimes there is another woman who works just as well but not always. There is a case where the woman will make me discard my stick but then leave me, causing me great pain as my other stick swells and explodes in a red mist. This is called a Karaten Riichi, or Empty Wait Riichi.

Did you know that I am more than 7000 in age? Even though the Internet hasn't been around for that long? Aha, but you see, every day is my birthday! For this majestic man who controls the one and zero, changing a date on the right foot is nothing! It is ALWAYS the Day of Death. Yesterday was ALWAYS Last Light, and Tommorrow will ALWAYS be the Greatest Darkness! Unfortunately, this is not in my favor - birthday parties imply more females invading my chamber of glory and holes and glory holes, and my sekrit riichi stick ends up lost very often.

Who is this Akagi fellow you speak of? I don't know a person called Sakisan?