Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20160225065249/@comment-69.130.19.8-20160307021223

"What the fuck did you do that for?!" The man says, nursing a bloody nose. His wives walk up. "What did you do to our husband?" I glare at the guy, and smile at the Hellhounds. "Well, he made an offensive joke about my wife...calling her a subservient, weak mashup of a mutt and a pigeon...naturally, I couldn't take that comment sitting down, so I punched him in the face." Taigia, the Jinko, who is actually friends with my wife, glares at her husband. "Well, I can tell you Morgan is a beautiful Kikimora, and a kind friend...Goodbye, I've gotta teach my husband a lesson." The cowardly man gets dragged away by his angry wives, and I head home. "Master, dinner's ready! Did you get those cupcakes I asked you to pick up on your way home? No? Well, I guess that I'll just have to...service you for dessert..." Mashup of a mutt and a pigeon, my ass...