Talk:Lizardman/@comment-26380985-20170613185032/@comment-30700719-20170613212315

"Oh, my lord...I pity those guys on the boats. ICARUS, send some Messerschmitt drones at them."  As the futuristic submarine breaches the surface of the water, sepia brown metal rising from the sea. A tiny squadron of Me109s take off, followed by two Me163s and one Me262. It would have been adorable, if not for the fact that they could be likened to a swarm of bees. Firing their tiny weapons at the pirate's feet, the poor sods flailed themselves overboard. The Me262 actually landed a shot on the Lizardman's sword, distracting her before a Me163 crashes into it, making a small explosion. "Let the pirates live for another day: I don't feel like killing. I feel like.....hmm...how about some warm apple cider!" 