Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31594143-20170526013150/@comment-31594143-20170529013359

Eh. I guess I could do one myself.

Episode 2: Trevor

One day, I woke up with Shyra next to me. We both get out of bed and start to dress ourselves, but as I was getting my pants on, I tripped and fell onto something soft and bouncy. I look up and see Shyra smiling down at me. She didn't have her bra on yet, so I was just laying there with my face between her bare tits.

Shyra: fufufu. If you wanted a drink, you could've just asked.

After a "series of events," Shyra and I decide to go shopping. So, we go to the supermarket to go get some groceries, dumbells, and a yoga ball. But while we were looking around, I notice a large, muscly guy looking at Shyra. He walks over to us and introduces himself to Shyra, like I wasn't even there. His name was Trevor and he was a single body builder.

Shyra: Oh, hello. My name is Shyra, and this is endier.

Trevor: Nice to meet you babe, I have an question for you. So, I'm going to go down town here in a moment, how about you and I got to the bar to get a drink? (he could obviously tell that Shyra was part oni.)

Shyra and I: What?!?

Shyra: hmph. Sorry, I would love to go get a drink, but not with you.

Trevor: ? Do you have someone your dating? And if you do, are you sure he is your type.

I start to twitch.

Shyra: Yes, and he IS my type. *points to me.*

Trevor: wait, so this thwimp is your boyfriend, I thought he was your brother.

Me: 💢Excuse me, but I am quite tall for my age.

Trevor: Seriously, he doesn't even have his full body.

Me: I lost my right arm and left leg in a battle, jock boy!

Trevor: aaawww, did I hit a nerve? What do you see in this short tempered, freakshow?

Shyra: *slaps Trevor* Don't insult my lover like that! He never did anything to you, and I love him the way he is.

Shyra leans down and deeply kisses me, making sure he could see our tongues rubbing. She most likely did it to prove we were dating.

Trevor: Blech. Whatever, I guess I'll be on my way. *Starts walking away* But WHEN you to break up, you can find me at the gym. Bye Shyra, By Scrau-ndier.

I charge at Trevor, flailing my arms at him, but Shyra grabs me, and struggles to hold me back.

ME: LEMME HURT HIM JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!

Shyra: LET HIM LIVE ENDIER, LET HIM LIVE!!!

After I calmed down, we went to the bar, though I wasn't thirsty, and went home