Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-5426290-20140806124656/@comment-25035274-20140818192104

I take off my armor and put on my tie-dyed shirt, leather headband and purple-lensed sunglasses. I look at the lady and say, "Like, heeeeeeey, man. Like, the dude you want's that guy over there, yeah? I'm tooooootally all, 'make love, not war', ya know? It's all groovy here. Oh, hey...hey...hey... Wanna hit off of this Kesaran Pasaran? It's toooootally the good shit."

Clearly, she doesn't buy it. Sexy times commence, possibly involving getting stoned off Kesaran Pasaran fluff. I actually do become a hippy. Completely worthless to the cause, I move to Zipangu with my new wife.