Talk:Troll/@comment-25095137-20140809034524/@comment-5426290-20140809102708


 * gets hugged and cried on* W-what's wrong?! are you hurt? *the troll looks at me with desperation* I have a splinter in my hand. *I pet her head and reach for her hand* Can I see it? *she sheepishly shows me her finger, I pull the splinter out in one go* Thank you! *we kiss, because of the romance from the kiss we start to makeout, which results in copulation*

(about your breasts question: She probably pulls her clothes so tight that her nipples act as a latch?)