User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180128020508

You are simple man living in a small village on the edge of the Reptile Kingdom, with no special powers of your own, you depend on the local hunter and the stern yet kind Allo who is married to the town mayor to defend against the more fearsome beasts in the land. You have managed to live in relative peace, however that peace is shattered when a party of adventuring heroes of the order on a quest to slay the king stumbles upon your village.

Outraged at seeing humans and monsters living together in peace, they quickly decide to slaughter the "foul beasts" and liberate the "ignorant savages" and quickly go on a rampage through your village. The village hunter does his best but is locked in a stalemate with the parties warrior and the Allo is immobilized by a combination of powerful ice magic and holy seals from the parties wizard and priestess.

Courageosly you attempt to stand up to the invaders. However this quickly goes south as your farming tools, while potentially deadly weapons, are no match for the holy blade wielded by the Paladin leading the party and while you managed to buy a Holstalamia enough time to flee, you end up disarmed and cornered by the paladin.

The man in holy armor points his blade at you, "You... You would defend an abomination... Fine then! You will join the demons in hell!"

He raises his blade to strike you down, however a massive cloaked figure leaps from on top of a building, and landing between you and the paladin, parries his blade with the claws of her scaled hand and sends the paladin skidding back.

"Who the hell are you!" Yells the Paladin, drawing the attention of the rest of his party.

Instead of answering the cloaked figure drops into a fighting stance, "UUWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

A glowing aura of demonic energy erupts from the figure body, tearing apart her cloak revealing that the figure is in fact on of the gigantic subspecies of Komodo, a Megal!

Before any of the so called heroes could react the Megal rushes the paladin and unleashes a furrious flurry blows before suddenly breaking off and rushing to the next closest "hero". She makes her way through the party lashing out at each of them, one by one.

Finishing her swift and skillful combo she leaps away from the party, landing just in front of you.

The paladin shakes himself off and laughs,"HA! What was that!? I've had goblins hit harder than that!"

The Megal points at the party, "Anata wa sudeni orugasunu o motte imasu. (You have already orgasmed.)"

The eyes of the parties shinobi suddenly widdens, "Nani!?!"

Suddenly the crotches of the party start to bulge obscenely before they all cry out in agony/pleasure and collapse to the groun unconscious.

The Megal turns to you, "Hmph, you're a brave one I'll give you that. Tell me, do you want to grow stronger?"

What do you do?