Talk:Fairy/@comment-23979607-20151024232605/@comment-25035274-20151026140300

I put all the snacks down on the counter.

"I say, Sir! Such uncouth behaviour on your part represents your company quite poorly indeed! In fact, I've decided that I shan't spend a single, solitary farthing in this horrid establishment! I bid you good day, Sir!"

I march to the door with a giggle fairy in tow. Just before I passt through the automatic door as it opens, I spin on my heel and, with my finger in the air, yell at the clerk, "I said GOOD DAY!"