Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28840227-20160625021441

New guy here, might as well give literate monmusu RPing here a shot. Let's see where this takes us.

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One thing you could never quite understand about Ted was his luck. Or rather lack thereof. Seriously it was like some sort of anti-magic. Let's say you flipped a coin and Ted said it'd land on tails. Nope, it was heads. Or if you had a 99-1 chance of hitting a target, the 1% chance would and WILL screw Ted over. Or if you stepped on a crack and fell into a another dimension. A lewd dimension.

....uh, right, you might need some clarifying. Well, let's try to keep this as easy as I can.

Ted was not born a lucky person. Actually I'll be even more blunt, his luck was shit. Chances with the dice, card games, girlfriends, hell he was lucky that he never took up Russian Roulette. Probably a good thing he didn't else I wouldn't be able to tell you how Ted met his wife.

The story begins with Ted, merely walking and minding his own business. Yet another job interview had gone horribly wrong, and he didn't know WHAT went wrong. He dressed business casually, washed, shaved, had his resume all ready and yet it seemed to just go downhill like a damn snowball. "Maybe I pissed off a gypsy in a previous life or something?", he mused to himself. Indeed it was as if the whole world had turned against him, just to see the young lad squirm like a worm.

And yet, Ted just kept on going with a smile. 'Maybe things will improve, maybe tomorrow will be better.'

Currently, Ted was on his way back home clad in a more casual outfit then his previous one. Instead of a normal shirt and khakis, it was a red v-neck with jeans and sneakers. Really average stuff, Ted wouldn't be out of place anywhere on the planet. But once more, in some cruel twist of irony, fate had decided to fuck with Ted just one more time.

Currently the air had gotten...much more heavy. The sky had also become a bit more dark. "Don't think a storm was scheduled for today...was there?"

That's when the purple lightning struck.

Maybe that should've been his cue to run.

But cracking down RIGHT next to him, Ted didn't exactly have much room to run, he was reeling from having lightning nearly strike him. "SHIT! Oh good lord that was close...", he panted. That's when he noticed something odd about the lighting. It wasn't going away. It was slowly becoming a hole.

A purple portal.

....Yeah, time to get out here.

But as soon as Ted tried walking....well, he found himself being pulled towards the portal. ....YEAH, NOT GOOD AT ALL.

As much as he tried, Ted couldn't hold anymore. Eventually, he found himself tumbling through...what he could only describe as the space inbetween dimensions. A Void I guess.

...where's the damned burbon when ye need it, eh?

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The city of Lescatie. A shining jewel of progress, peace and or-....

Nope, could not say it with a straight face. Progress? Well in some respects, yes it had come a long way since its Order days, eh? Peace? Yes, it was fairly peaceful. Mind the love juice and semen though, they leave prints. Order? ORDER?! IN MODERN LESCATIE?! Oh godo sir, you make me chuckle.

Hell no, this was the farthest thing from ordely. It wasn't hard for the Demon Lord's daughter to turn it upside down into a haven for monsters and incubi turned humans to thrive, fuck and raise their families. Of course, it was about to get an extra spice of anarchy.

Now usually a bit of rain and even some odd lightning weren't too odd. Now a purple portal emerging outside the town rather brightly.....that was a tad off for this world. And out popped poor Ted.

So, here he was, trapped in this bizarre new world, with seemingly no way to get back home.

Ruh roh. 