Talk:Wyvern/@comment-31522620-20170315185624

That one with the file and claws kills me. Can you imagine?

Guy: "Look, I know you've been having trouble with your claws lately, so.. do you want me to file them or something?" *Silence* "You're gonna keep getting them stuck in things unless I do." *More silence* "Is this about that thing I did a couple days ago? I swear, I was just walking along and that slime was on the road!" *Silence intensifies* "Please? It hurts when you carry me places."


 * Wyvern goes wide-eyed. A couple minutes later, the filing commences*