Talk:War Discussion/@comment-25168252-20140717223752

(NOTE: These are the main characters so please don't kill them.)

Hoffman: There at it again?!

Sarge: Looks like it!

MacReady: So what do we do sir?

Sarge:Simple... we hijack one of there vehicles!

(You don't know this, not yet at least...)

Hoffman: Hijack?! How the hell are we going to do that! There hovertanks are nearly Impenetrable!

Sarge: Oh I know my ways!!

The crew known as Alpha Squad ran behind enemy lines and approached one of the dormant tanks with its crew chatting up right besides it.

Sarge: MacReady you flank and get the driver, the instructions on how to drive this massive thing should be in his pocket.

Hoffman, you're with me...

Ready...

GO! GO! GO!

''As the crew popped out of the treeline, Hoffman and the Sarge intercepted and killed both the gunner and the radioman. MacReady then came up from behind and slit the drivers throat killing him. He pickpocketed him for the instructions.''

Sarge: That was TOO easy...

They all climb in the tank...

MacReady: SHOTGUN!

Sarge: No you drive...

MacReady: Sir?

Sarge: You have the instructions so drive...

MacReady: O-okay...

Hoffman: So where's the 'on' button?

MacReady: According to this... it's right here!

Then the hovertank shook a little and the sound of the engine roared to life then the tank hovered slightly.

Sarge: Answer your question?

Tank AI: Scanning... Order Humans not welcome, self destruct in five minutes!

MacReady: OH SHIT!

Sarge: Calm down, I think the Twilight Paladin-

Tank AI: Password Accepted, self destruct deactivated!

Hoffman: Whew, talk about a coincidence!

MacReady: Alright, according to this, I need a gunner, which is in the upper deck, and a radioman right next to me. Each tank requires a three man crew.

Sarge: Well, MacReady you drive, Hoffman you're gunner! I'll be radioman!

Hoffman: Yes sir! The guns are no different than on the ships!

MacReady: Let Go!

The tank goes forward onto Lescatie.