Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-30160565-20180609033401/@comment-11882399-20180613133847

As I always say: the best defense against an overwhelming enemy is to switch sides.

I have three aces up my sleeve: I'm a total weeaboo, I have above average intelligence and I live in Asia. Which means most of the mamono in my vicinity aren't as rapey or domineering as their Western counterparts. All I have to avoid are oni, ogres, ushi-oni and kappas.

Huge crowds are my cloak and my shield: I slip unnoticed past mass hysteria and head north, far away from civilization and to a small secluded temple up the slopes of a mountain.

There is where I meet her - radiant in her lily-white hair and serpentine form, the immaculate robe of a miko-san showing more than it hides.

She comes to me under the moonlight and we talk - her adorable shyness slowly giving way to passion until we fall into each other's arms and become one.

Let the world burn as it may.

I am home.