User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-27550231-20160523013246/@comment-27950421-20160524043134

I suddenly disappear, leaving the poo behind.

Reappearing on top of a stone pillar, I glare at BTR, "Now... that was uncalled for... I was going to tell you what this thing does but you know what... fuck it I'll tell you anyways, basically every note played on the thunder gods axe causes a bolt of lightning to strike where ever the player wants, the faster the player plays the faster the lightning comes. The better the player plays the more voltage. It has a few other tricks, but lets start with the basics hmmm? I'd suggest you start dodgeing now, but I won't complain much if you don't."

I suddenly bust out into a fast paced guitar solo bringing down a rain of lightning.