Talk:Dragon/@comment-27303410-20160710050639/@comment-27950421-20160711024512

1) why the fuck do you have a cage? I own an 8 ft long carnivorous lizard and don't have a cage.

2) how the fuck do you plan to get her into the cage? Pretty sure she isn't going to cooperate with you imprinsoning and torturing her.

3) what the fuck makes you think that cage is going to hold? She's a fully inteligent being who can figure out how to open it and is strong enough to topple castles with ease.

4) where the fuck are you going to keep said cage even if it did hold. It's gonna take more than three days to get sex crazed and a dragon can be loud as hell. What are you gonna tell the cops when the bust in your door to find you have a smexy woman in cage?

5) who the fuck do you think you are torturing a dragon like that? You don't need to torture her to make her your wife. You're an asshole bro.

(Couldn't think of a when question... that sucks.)