Talk:Lamia/@comment-26948680-20160423215141/@comment-27550231-20160428033714

As I am sitting on my recliner and reading my newspaper I make the mistake of forgetting that she is still female and say. "You're not fat... you're just huge. I mean think about it there's like 15 feet of you." There's a few moment's of silence. "I've made a huge mistake." I slowly try to sneak out the window when I see her with a murderous look on her face. And it was at that moment I realized that my nonchalant attitude might get me killed.