Thread:Transcendantviewer/@comment-26852465-20160304035846/@comment-26852465-20160305031107

Our DM rewrote his persona for D&D. In this campaign, Wilford Brimley was the chief of a Diabetic Mafia, plaguing some generic city with Diabeetus, which not only functioned as a Disease, but also a language. We found him purely through luck, and were about to claim the bounty on him since we butchered his guards, but he kept saying weird things that made no sense. So my cleric used "Comprehend Language" and I could make sense of what he was saying.

"Release me at once, peon, or I will show you my true form." Klydebern's response was to spit on his cheek. Then he transformed into a giant yellow ogre, and fighttime ensued.

For what ever reason, Wilford kept trying to grapple with our Barbarian. (I would say because he had a vorpal weapon, severing limbs and heads, that sort of deal.) But while he kept grappling with him and foiling his attack rolls, the rest of us were wailing on him like crazy. He also had a passive ability for spreading Diabeetus, which we rolled a fortitude save to resist on every turn of his.