Talk:Grizzly/@comment-26948680-20151030230311/@comment-71.184.143.100-20151202183211

"Hello there..." I say in fear as I put down the grizzly cub. I try to back away, but the cub begins following me, giggling like it's a game. I try to shoo her away, but to no avail. The adult grizzly walks up to her cub and picks her up. I thought that she was either going to walk away or maul me, but she does niether. Instead she just hands me the grizzly cub, giving her a kiss on the cheek. The cub then snuggles into my chest as the mother walks away. Trying to process what is happening, the cub then gives me a small kiss and giggles. I finally come to the conclusion that I have just been handed my (currently loli) wife.