Talk:Kikimora/@comment-29602226-20180610140838/@comment-29602226-20180610192124

"Damn dude! That was a lot of “if you”, I’m winded from just reading it all."

If for some reason you want a Baalzebul or Devil Bug, stop washing yourself.

If you want a Kejourou, fill you pockets with raging mushrooms and seek a Zipangu brothel where you can hire a Kejourou courtesan.

If you want a Kobold, contact a Kobold Lovers Society and adopt one.

If you want a Weresheep, just seek one by the meadow and embrace her.

If you want a Zombie, Mummy or Skeleton, just go close to one and let her take you.

If you want a Sphinx, just go speak with one and accept her challenge.

If you want a Cu Sith, Caith Sith, Living Armor or Living Doll, you can create your own using a source of Demonic Energy, like say Prisioner Fruits.

If you want a Dark Priest or Dark Angel, eat lots of Corruption Fruits and pray to the Fallen God.

...etc.

"Well, I think that if you want a Kiki or Shoggoth, you'd just put the word out you're looking to hire one. I'm sure one will appear asap. After all, no single Mamono would ignore a man that actively wants them.

As for a Cupid, I'm also pretty sure that if you're a decent person with a lot of love to give, that if you pray to Eros for a Cupid or Houri, she'll send you one or more."

But, what will they do when they discover we are Pokemamono Trainers trying to catch'em all?