User blog:Bobruffains/An Exciting Wedding (to Say the Least) WWYD Response

"Hit me!" I say, confident in my hand.



My friends and I were playing a round of blackjack. I have a 4 and an unflipped card on me. The dealer hands me a card, which is soon revealed to be a king. After the rest of the guys in the game finish drawing, some even busting before getting to reveal their hidden card, we flip over our hidden card. I along with a few other guys, bust. Soon, the dealer starts drawing up cards until he has accumulated 20 points.



"Hah, better luck next time fellas. Looks like I'm too good." The dealer says, boasting his confidence.



With that, we all surrender a couple of bucks we had wagered.



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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Soon, there was a loud noise and a massive cloud of pure demonic energy began to seep into the room. Quickly, it spread everywhere, engulfing the room with its aura.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I look around and I begin to shiver in horror as I am seeing the same happen all around the room. Couples and pairs of singles begin to make out and have sex with each other. I even see the Jinko usher from earlier participate in a threesome with a harpy and a man.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I rapidly hear a tumble as the priest is mounted by one on the bridesmaids. I realize the danger we are in as the remaining three bridesmaids start to head towards us. We quickly back off from the stage, however, it is too late. AJ and Andrew are quickly captured, well Andrew wasn't really captured, he seemed pretty willing, while the final bridesmaid stalks her ways towards Brandon and me. Out of pure desperation, I shove Brandon towards her while muttering, "Every man for himself."

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">"Luck was on my side."

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">"Well, it ain't now." As soon as he said those words, he takes out a switch blade with a pink blade. "Don't worry, it won't kill ya."

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">He slowly heads towards me as I slowly back away in the direction of the exit, slowly taking something I kept in one of my tuxedo pockets. Before he can get to me, a minotaur appears in the hallway as well, with the look of lust in her eyes. The man in the hoodie looks at her, distracted. Taking advantage of this moment, I take out my flask of red wine, and spill it on his hoodie, staining it red. This angers the man, making him face me. As he starts to sprint towards me however, he is tackled by the minotaur. She begins to undo his clothes and savagely rape him. I take the time to say "Karma bitch!" before running out the exit.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Many days later 

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I receive another wedding invitation, this time from AJ. I sigh as I go to the nearest supply store to prepare for my escape plan for the next wedding.