Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26380985-20150723010538/@comment-28935784-20150917052608

Couldn't think of anything witty, but here goes.

I buy the Monster Girl Encyclopedia from an Order deserter and figure out how to use each monster girls' weakness against her. Like telling a Holstaur I know a nice young man on a big farm to milk her, taunting a Minotaur that she can't beat my senpai and sending her to the wizard (I put his address on a piece of red paper), complimenting a group of Manticores on their lovely tails and sending them to a &lsquo;friend&rsquo; who needs some tail-pussy to shut up, hugging a Yeti for an hour and sending her to a safe house where everyone hugs all day and night. (I put the wizard's address on pink paper with hearts all over it.)

After I've sent one member of every species to that imperious prick, I wait on top of a tower with a sniper rifle in hand, waiting to see what the hell he'll do. If he forced me into such a task, he probably intends to do something sinister with those lovely monster girls, so it'll be a good excuse to fuck him up.

My WWYD: You are wandering around in a forest in search of adventure (and mysterious monster girls who may be horny XD), when you come across a trussed-up Salamander who's hanging from a tree branch by her arms and legs; tied behind her so she's parallel to the ground. You see some blokes who could be buff human men or male Orcs leaving the place through the bushes, holding what looks like her sword. The Salamander is sobbing quietly and swinging back and forth as she calls after them to acknowledge that she's been beaten, but they should give back her weapon and let her down as a matter of warrior pride.

What would you do?