Talk:Kikimora/@comment-26376061-20161106063352

You are a Kikimora. Today is your Master's birthday, and you've been preparing for hours, baking an amazing cake, getting him the newest and most innovative game console 3 month before it actually came out (You had to do a little bit of Politeness Judo to get the Danuki to actually give it to you ahead of time.), and generally setting up his day to be perfect. Master goes off to work for a few hours, and you start planning out his "gift". You think up over 50 ways to tempt him, and even purchase over 40 pounds of bondage gear. You are extremely excited as he pulls up into the driveway...until you see who else is in the car with him.

It's that slutty Kejourou from his work, clinging to his arm with a smile that says "I am so going to enjoy draining you until you're an exhausted husk of a man." Your face falls, and they walk in, you immediately covering your sorrow with a business-like smile. "Oh...isn't a maid's job to clean? This place is filthy. ...I guess you tried your best, huh?" The demon wrapped in 10 feet of hair smirks as she insults your efforts, despite the house being absolutely spotless.

WDYD?