Talk:Dhampir/@comment-25095137-20140810160425/@comment-72.233.169.77-20141006034911

Me: (Talks to vampire) Oh, umm... Hello, madam *Takes off hat* You see, your daughter asked me to come here and help her. If you're uncomfortable with this, I could... wait a minute. *Takes a closer look* You're the vampire that kidnapped my best friend.

Vampire: Yeah, so?

Me: *Turns to dhampir* You wanted me to help train your mother, didn't you? *Dhampir nods* Alright, let's get started.

Vampire: Uh-oh. *Tries, and fails, to stop us as we bind her and take her inside to train her*