Talk:Basilisk/@comment-30129218-20161003163113/@comment-30129218-20161004012241

I pause long enough to think of my next move, then grin mischieviously as I step out of the bush and into full sight of the serpentine ladies. I'm the only female in a group of single, horny men. Their many attempts to get in my pants  or see me naked have grown tiresome. Time for payback.

My grin widens into a big smile. "Hiya! Mind if I join you?"

They first look at me, then at each other before finally nodding And readjusting their sizable tails to allow me some room. I shed my clothes and slowly squeeze in between their coils.

"You ladies looking for a good time?"

All eyes are on me in interest.

I wink at them and point a thumb over my shoulder. "I passed by a camp of men. Adventurers, I think. They have the gear for it, at least. I believe they are...unattached..."

In less than ten seconds I had the hot spring alllllll to myself.