User blog:Ronchellster/Romeu and Juliet, a Mamono Audition.

Featuring Romeo and Juliet: the audition.

With the participation of:

Morrison as Director;

Selina as a secretary;

Billy as first assistant;

Jonas as second assistant;

Thomas as third assistant;

Garrison as Romeo's double.

Written and directed by Ronchellster.

Morrison awoke early. He took his breakfast quickly than usual, he was always a stressed man, but today was different. He was simply out of control. After several fails, his agency finally decided to call him to record a new movie that may be able to take the company from the red, a rewriting of the play Romeo and Juliet which would make a film. Today was the first of the audience for the role of Juliet. Morrison wanted to finish it fast, as the faster finished earlier start recording and the sooner the better. He drove like a rocket to the studio they had rented to make the tests where he met his assistant, Selina, taking account of the preparations.

Selina: Good morning Mr. Morrison.

Morrison: Good morning! Are we ready?

Selina: The stage was mounted yesterday night, the costumes are ready too, Mr. Garrison is putting clothes in the dressing room and assistants are taking care of the lighting.

Morrison: You remembered to warn them not to break the light again?

Selina: Yes Mr. Morrison!

Morrison: Great then start as soon as possible.

Morrison took his seat and left his megaphone close by in case of need to yell at someone, what was going on at least a dozen times a day.

Morrison: And while the candidates?

Selina: They're waiting for their turn, but I need to inform you that only mamonos girls came to audition.

Morrison: Really? Lately I'm seeing less human girls willing to work as an author.

Selina: It's because the mamonos are more beautiful and therefore they attract more attention in the spotlight, there is no more room for human women in this business, just as extras or documentaries.

Morrison: It's a shame.

Selina: You are the only one who thinks like that.

Morrison: Well, then let's begin soon okay?

In that hour the spotlight were ready and illuminating the curtains.

Morrison: Action.

The setting was a tower (false) of about 3 or 4 meters with a balcony where would the candidates at bottom only a black curtain to simulate the night sky, with some false bushes. A blonde centaur came with escripte at hand.

Morrison: You can start.

Centaur: Dormeu, Dormeu where you Dormeu?

Morrison: It's Romeo.

The Centaur reviews the escripte.

Morrison: This is only the first and is already making trouble.

Centaur, Where art thou Romeo?

Garrison: Here I am Juliet.

Centaur: I'm glad you are here Romeo.

Garrison: I come from anywhere to find you my love.

The bustling Centaur gives a kick in the tower that the shakes.

Centaur: Let's keep the affections at least.

Garrison: As you wish ...

Morrison: What happened?

Selina: She is a centaur, so is very proud.

Morrison: What does this have to do?

And the test continues.

Centaur: It's too dangerous my ... my ...

Selina: She can not talk about love in front of others.

Morrison: You're telling me this now?

Garrison: Although dangerous I could not wait another minute to have my dear Juliet.

The Centaur became agitated and went into a gallop to the ground.

Centaur: Are not you ashamed to talk about these things, we are not even lovers, do not think a dirty human like you can play with me?

She pulled out a sword, no one knows from, and pointed to Garrison.

Morrison: Where did she get that?

Selina: Security !!!

A spotlight fell near her, Thomas came soon after and fell mounted on her.

Thomas: Thank you, you saved me.

The Centaur stirred and started running everywhere with Thomas back doing everything not to fall. And she was screaming for him to let go and Thomas cried out in fear. Billy and Jonas came to see the commotion.

Billy: What's going on here?

The Centaur collides with Billy that grabs ahead, Jonas was quick and evaded. Billy was face to face with her breasts it was not small.

Centaur: Where are you touching?

Billy: I can't do anything.

Thomas: We're going to die!

The centaur continued walking around the studio like a race track until the security team invading trying to stop it, but they are all sent away like bowling pins. The centaur kept running blind because Thomas grabbed her head covering her eyes until the three fall into a lake and finally stop.

...

Two hours later and two costume changes and a calming later.

Morrison: Send in the next.

Continued ...