Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170127004906

You are a single father who is getting ready to kick back and relax. Close to the evening, your 17-year-old son passes by carrying a briefcase. He has an uneasy look on his face and he tells you, "Dad, I'm heading out for a bit."

With that, he leaves out the back, leaving you alone once more. Seconds later, you hear a knock at the door and open it. Standing there are four mamono: a Manticore, two Hellhounds, and a Mindflayer. The Manticore flashes her badge and says, "Hello, Agent Helena with the Anti-Condom Enforcement Agency, we have reasonable suspicion that your son has been selling condoms to the men of this city."

She leans on the door and continues, "If you don't mind, we'd like to give your home a quick search, and to speak to your son if he's around."

She then leans in toward you and whispers, "I'm sure you're a good person, but if we find out you're hiding something as well...well our Mindflayer friend is a really good treasure hunter."

She motions toward the Mindflayer, who smiles and waves.

WWYD? 