Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20180531194608

Ah shit, the waifu apocalypse has come and smexy monster girls have opened a portal to our world and ravaged the earth. Like... a month ago... after some brief military skirmishes, the collapse of all middle easter governments and the death of most of president trump and most of the people in line for the presidency after a tragic funnel cake baking accident, the mamono have returned to their world, declared the attack to be a misunderstanding and desire to open up diplomatic relations over trade and immigration (mostly immigration).

Your home has remained largely untouched and you sit at your computer doing stuff when you hear your doorbell.

You answer the door to find none other than the new president [insert your prederred politician here, zombie donald trump is available for all you trump supporters out there. I for one shall be voting for zombie Abraham Lincoln], "Are you [insert your name here]?"

You confirm your identity.

The president continues, "Excellent, I'm sure you aware of the situation with our otherworldly visitors. They have agreed to accept diplomats into their world to help foster a better understanding between our two cultures and due the the similarities between the other worlders and the creatures featured in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia and your internet history that was provided to us by the NSA, we've determined that you are one of the few who can be considered a subject matter expert in the scenario."

He offers you a handshake, "How would you like to represent the United States in the expeditionary team to an alien world" 