User blog:Serraxas/What Do?- Wererabbit Edition.

The question-

You are taking a hike through the woods until a tropical storm hits. You immediately search for shelter when you find a large cave in the ground. You walk in and see a large area that has various furniture, then you turn to see what looks to be a nest made of shedded white fur. You decide to crawl in the nest and try to sleep the storm off.

When you wake up, you see a girl with fluffy white rabbit legs, ears, and a fluffy tail looking at you. Apparently this is her home and you are sleeping in her bed. She then crawls into the nest with you and tries to get on top of you. You realise that she might have gone out husband hunting until the storm hit, but, thanks to you, had one waiting for her at home.

Then again, you have a mother and little sister waiting for you to come home, but this wererabbit wants to be bred.

What should you do (and be serious for this one)?-Themasterofantics

My answer-

Because I'm not a major fan of being punted across the forest by an angry/horny wererabbit, I apologise for the accidental home invasion and get up to make my way out. If she lets me go? Fine, it all worked out okay, go home to my family. Or, more likely, I get pinned down and raped for the remainder of the day? Okay, ask permission to go home and let my relatives know that I'm alive and well, but I'm moving out to be with my new wife.

Knowing my wife, the exact moment they ask me who she is, she will promptly teleport via rabbit science/voodoo into the nearest bush, then leap out and tackle me before dragging me back to our new home to start rearing (and creating) our new family.

Before I disappear across the horizon, I call back to my startled family, "I trust that answered your question? Also, sis- er, sweetie, can we wait until my mother and sister are out of sight before you stick your hand down there, please? Thank you! Awww, I love you too! Kisses! Er, where was I? Oh, yeah, sis, you can expect some new sisters to play with in the next few months! Bye!"