Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160628221010/@comment-28358106-20160629021836

I appear behind anon as he is pushing the closet out of the house. I put a sleeping ward on him, lead the ghoul out by the hand, and put anon inside. I then transform it into a locked porta-john. Lifting it up in the air with sorcery, I shake it like a martini and gently set it down upside-down and turn to the kid.

"It's all right, kiddo.  CPS will be here in a jiffy."

I then lead the ghoul out by her hand, where she is invited to live on my grounds, rent-free and unafraid.