Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26948680-20180225164657/@comment-30700719-20180225183036

I shake my head, replying, "Eh, sure. But I can't drive you." She cocks her head in surprise. "What do you mean?" She enthusiastically asks, "Are you gonna walk me home instead?!" I raise a finger to interject, but reply, "Yeah, sure..." She nods, and we get up and leave the cafe.

"So...nice weather today." She replies cheerfully, "Yeah, it is." I drum my fingers on my pocket for a few seconds, before asking, "Where exactly do you live?" Lyrica waves the question away with one wing and says, "Don't worry, it's just up here." I frown and state, "Yeah, that workout was brutal today..." Her eyebrow shoots up past the moon, then she holds her wing close. "Yeah...ow..." I roll my eyes and cross the street. Lyrica jerks her head over at a fairly nondescript house and says, "That's my house, over there." I nod. She looks up at me and asks, "Could you, uh, carry me the rest of the way? Don't worry, the door will be unlocked, but I-" I sigh and grab her and the waist. "Yeah, yeah, sure. Because of your sore wings, or some other equally flimsy excuse." I adjust her a bit, then walk up to the door. I have to use my foot to try and knock on it. "Hello, can someone open the do-" Before I can finish, a Crow Tengu appears at the door. "Oh Lyrica, welcome home! You're about 216 seconds later than usual, and now I see why! Come in!" I walk in, carrying Lyrica in my arms to the living room. "Alright, I had one job to do, and that," I say as I gently place Lyrica on the couch, "has just been accomplished." I leave the living room and make a beeline for the door. As I reach out to grab the doorknob, a jolt of energy jumps from it to my hand. My legs fail me as I hit the ground. A Thunderbird appears from out of nowhere, peering down at me. "You're right, Lyre. He is a cute one." A pair of talons grab me by the ankles, pulling me up the stairs. My clothes are practically ripped off my body, and I get thrown into what feels like a mattress filled with feathers. The last thing I remember that wasn't gratuitously NSFW is Lyrica standing over me, with the Crow Tengu and a Black Harpy on one side, with a Harpy and the Thunderbird on the other.