Thread:AlphaTheHD/@comment-32049193-20170519221930/@comment-29564364-20170520003547

Omega: It would be a curbstomp, as usual.

Alpha: Yeah, and you'd end up under his sole.

Omega: Hah! As if! No one can beat me!

Alpha: Well... You haven't tried Chuck Norris yet.

Omega: Don't be silly. I don't need to try to know I'd obliterate him.

Alpha: Wanna try?

Omega: I just told you I don't need to. I can see the outcome from miles away.

Alpha: I can see it too and I foresee your defeat.

Omega: Then get glasses, your sight is clear blurry.

Alpha: Or perhaps are you scared?

Omega: Who me? The great Omega doesn't know what fear is.

Chuck Norris: Then let me teach you... *screen cuts to black*

.*screen comes back on, showing Omega standing on top of Chuck Norris' dead body*

Announcer: The winner is... Chuck Norris!

Omega: WHAT?!

Alpha: Even when Chuck Norris loses, Chuck Norris always wins because Chuck Norris never loses.

Omega: Wtf is that logic?!

Alpha: Since when do you even follow the laws of logic?

Omega: I never did, I'm clearly above them. But an insider should!