Talk:Cursed Sword/@comment-28718853-20161212231326

You are a scientist working in a laboratory. One day, an alarm blares and an automated voice repeating, "Alert, subject escaped, evacuate immediately, lockdown imminent," rings out.

You make your way down a set of halls, passing your fellow scientists who were on the floor twitching in pleasure. You round a corner and you see her, a Cursed Sword, standing among a group of people who are lying on the floor writhing in pleasure. She notices you and calls out, "You there, I think you'll make a fine husband."

She begins walking toward you with a quickened pace and her sword glowing. WWYD?