User blog:Serraxas/What Do?- Lilliraune Edition.

'''You are hiking through the woods when you find two honey bees attacking a lilliraune flower. What do you do?-Anon'''

''Having read through a copy of that new-fangled Monster Encylopedia written by some mysterious wandering scholar (don't ask me how I managed to get a copy smuggled past the Order. It was hard. Like, juggling-while-riding-a-unicycle hard), I know that this is pretty standard fare for liliraunes and honey bees, and intervening might cause more harm than help. Holding my handkerchief over my nose to block out the worst of the liliraunes' scent, I try to sneak off, preserving my virginity for another day.''

At least, that was the plan.

''I get spotted within three seconds of moving and the honey bees rush me- causing me to drop the handkerchief and catch a faceful of pheromones from the flower girls- dragging me into the liliraunes' waiting arms. The five of us then proceed to have a passionate orgy for the rest of the day, and the liliraune twins apparently liked me enough to decide they wanted to keep me.''

Dagnabbit...

(Edit: Just noticed the typo in the title of this post, sorry.)