Talk:Mersé/@comment-25311645-20140820165333/@comment-28655817-20160515020536

Nope. Violence right here.

I'm basically freaked as all get out, because the woman I admired is now a monster. Being a powerful sorcerer, however, I simply poof myself to another location.

...But the spell goes wrong. I plummet hundreds of feet down, directly into the maelstrom of a Charybdis. I get pulled all the way down to the bottom, where, on the verge of drowning, I interrupt the Charybdis and the man she's just nabbed. She look up from making out and shoots me an annoyed expression.

"Ey! Get outta here!"

...And the maelstrom is reversed, shooting me hundreds of feet out into the air. I make a perfect, graceful arc, complete with whistling sound effect, and head towards a temperate island...

...And land on the side of a hill. I roll down like a wagon wheel, directly into the path of a Cyclops, who had just then swung her massive hammer to hit the side of a boulder. I have just enough time to see the confused look on her face as she notices she is swinging at ME, and not the boulder...

...And I am sent sailing up yet again. Queue sound effects. Peaking a cloud, I look up, just in time to see a flying Gandharva, who, looking down in astonishment, makes a brief, feminine squeak of alarm...

...And we collide in an explosion of golden feathers and a sound that resembles someone smashing a banjo...

...And this is far from the end, but I'll stop, 'cause the violence continues.