Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170711192559/@comment-26545936-20170712205509

I fly up to the sky, survy the landscape before me... and then I summon a giant meatball to crush the city and surrounding lands. AHAHAHASHASHALKDHAOFJHAWEFW FLASEN TRFTGLK TNZSRLDNSRNZSKLszTGNM

'Cough.'

Onto the real story.

"Well fuck!" Alright, so apparently I got the good end of the stick, maybe because of my womanly charm I don't know... But uhhh, if I remember correctly, secret escape passage in my basement... Should be uhhh, uhhh pretty safe bet I bet.

So after taking my mantis arm charm (very important) from the upstairs floor and throughly avoiding the windows so that no flying beasts can spot me. I charge into my basement, close and lock all doors beforehand, push away the extremely obvious carpet and open the trapdoor leading into a dark hole with ladders.

After attempting to cover up as much of the trapdoor as I could with the carpet, I drop down into a small circular room, defintely looking like it was part of the sewer system. This room had only two entrances, a winding passage to the north of the room and the trapdoor.

I could still faintly hear the outside battle raging on... Not going to be raging on for long, more like a whimper in a couple more moments.

Alright, fuck these shoes, stealth time!

"Day 45: I have become best friends with the sewers, his name is Craig... I have no desire to leave this place, it is my home no-" My whispering log is interrupted as I hear multiple skittering sounds.

Right now I'm out of the passage and appear into be a shadowed walkway above the main sewers, I can see open manholes leading to the surface above... Still fighting... Are those moans I hear?

But yes down below are a SHITTON of ants... ant-peoples? Yeah, those look like ant-people.

They appear to be on patrol from the looks of things, but they don't know I'm here... yet.

The shadowed walkway ends with a metal door, only able to be opened by the crank and chains next to it... Oh boy, I do love alerting everyone to my presence.

I carefully place my hands on where I think how the crank is supposed to turn... and wait for the patrol to leave my sight...

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Alright, there gone... most of them, I see a couple slower ones lazily looking around, I HAVE STEATH TO GOOD!

'CRAAAAAAANK!'

There is a pause, no one comes running.

'CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!'

Oh look the door's open, OH GOD I HEAR SKITTERING, RUUUUUN!

( Chase music... because why not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77znmAxSvkw )

As I start to run through the door I notice... Oh look another crank!

"FUCKING STUPID ASS IRON DOOR, CLOSE!"

'BANG!'

And just as I was about to see some swarming onto the walkway.

'CLANG!'

Oh fuck. Welp, running, running, don't know I'm going, don't care, I haven't eaten enough bagles TOO care about that. Still more sewers, I run through circular rooms, boxed rooms, rooms with above walkways, one time I even runned on a walkway in the middle of the room.

And they're still chasing me.

Wait, is that a sewer gate! A big ass sewer exit, just a couple more meters away!

'Skiter!'

OH JESUS CHRIST! And they are not far behind I cans sees thems!

As I run through a comparetivly small hallway, I note that there is infact a massive door overhead me, and as I get out of the hall there is a leadpipe in a crank... Keeping it from closing.

'yionk!'

'CRASH!'

One of the ant-girls stops prematurely before she is squished like the thing she is.

"AHAHAAHAH! FREEDOM FUCKERS!"

I run up to the grate and try to pull it open.

Key word being 'try'

And the grate is ruuuusted~

"Oh comeon! That is NOT FAIR! It is bullshit." I place my hands around it and try with all my might.

MASH A (X100)

"Whoa!!" The grate swings to the side as I hear the other door just about to break down. I slam the thing shut as I exit the sewers... But its not over yet.

Rushing outside, I am currently not within the death sphere as I have so aptly named it. Alright time is ticking, what do we got!

We got... a long bridge out into a demon realm... Or a boat... out into a demon realm.

Short-term, boat is safest. I jump onto it, grab the oar and start paddiling away like my life depended on it or something... Heh. The ant-peoples pour out just in time to see me about 25% of the way there. To which I give the noblest middle-finger I can to all of them.

"Losers! Looks like this royal-blood ain't getting sucked!... That was terrible..."

A couple of them snicker and others fall down laughing. I instantly regconize that as something horribly, horribly bad and not good in the slightest way...

So I turn around... nothing... alright... Upwards... nothing... down? I look over the boat and see lots of faces looking up at me, all female... All yellow-pericing eyes.

"Hey ladies, one woman to the next, wanna let me go perhaps? You know, I got this necklace, its made of mantis arms, you want this? No? Maybe? Y-yes?"

Two of them slide onto the boat and I remain my somewhat uncaring attuide. "Hey, hey, lets not get hasty here we can talk this out."

They giggle and three more enter on the boat, causing it to start sinking slightly.

"Okay, I understand you girls can breathe underwater, I infact cannot, I know its a surpurise to us all, I am doubly shocked when I first discovered it, believe me. So I know... this must be a new experience, being on a boat and all... I just need one of you to get off the boat... I mean we can take turns, I can't leave however, I'm controlling this boat you know. It has to move, right... right girls?"

One of them laughs in earnest at my attempts at diplomacy.

"How about... a better idea?~" One of them asks lazily.

I nod "Alright, alright, whatdya got?"

"We take you and this boat down under, and you get to breathe underwater, how does that sound?"

"I uhhh, have to respectfully decline... I don't want to assume, but I like living you see."

"Oh... I'm sorry, you didn't have a choice, I justed wanted to be nice to you..."

"Oh... well fuck, okay." I then attempt to push one of them off and then I am instantly grabbed by the four others and dragged underneath the waves

''Okay, starting to panic alittle. ''My eyes are wide and I'm flaililng around with no effect as now atleast 10 of these sea-girls are surrounding me all looking at me with amusement and I think lust in their eyes.

Can't breathe, please stop, stopit, stopit, stopit, sto-

My vision goes black before the worst of the feeling of drowning comes to pass.

-1 Hour Later-

And now I'm down in the middle of this lake, poking and prodding at all of my new things still... mildly freaked out.