Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-172.56.0.226-20141102011117/@comment-5426290-20141127142643

Path 1: I cut the threads with my blade and make a run for it, fully believing two legs make me a faster runner than eight. As I run I take care to avoid any forests as they are potential trap-fests. "You evil stab-happy hideous demons! Go die somewhere and leave me be, you horrible eight-legged freaks!" ...C_(/0w0)/ NNN=(/QwQ)/ .... -=(/ToT)/

Path2: Patiently waits for her to eat the cookie so I can cuddle her without the chance of being tied up as I still have an irrational fear of spiders. "Sorry, I can't help but feel defensive. It's a problem I'm trying to deal with, maybe a beauty like yourself could play a hand in the treatment?"