Talk:Baphomet/@comment-71.59.62.37-20150712021646

You're at home munching on some leftover cake from your birthday the other day when you hear a knock at your door.

Opening it, you find no one there. However, there is a large, brightly colored box setting there. A note is stuck to the bow  with what you recognize as your brother's handwriting. It reads: 'Happy B-Day, bro. Sorry it took so long getting your present there.'

As soon as you finish the note, the lid of the box suddenly pops open. Inside is a Baphomet, wearing nothing but ribbons. She looks up at you and asks cutely: "Will you be my onii-chan?"

What do you do?