User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033

Gentlemen, I'm afraid we have an unforseen situiation come up. Now, some of you may not know, but have had a rather... antagonistic relationship with the Sabbath. They don't like boobs, I don't like pedophilia, conflict is bound to happen when we interact. Well apparently the folks over at the Sabbath didn't appreciate me paying off a bunch mindflayers to give their "big brothers" a free boob fetish and one of the more powerful Baphomets has come here on a war path. We were able to detain if you guys heard any explosions that was probably what you were hearing. Now we had thrown her into a pit full of hungry velociraptors but that did not as expected. To make a long story short there is currently a pack of horny loliraptors loose in my castle and I just came by to ask you to not allow them raping you interfere with this research and inform you that they won't eat you... probably... we don't have a lot of dinosaur mamono so I can't say too much for certain. You shouldn't have to worry about the Baphy I've tricked her in such a way that she should be making a hasty retreat back to the Sabbath.


 * The wall suddenly explodes and the smoke clears to reveal a very angry Baphomet with a very adult figure*

Baphomet: REPTILE YOU BASTARD!!! I WILL TEACH YOU THE TRUE DEPRAVITY OF LITTLE GIRLS EVEN IF I HAVE TO USE THIS ADULT BODY TO DO IT!!!

Me:Well apparently tricking her into eating all of that wonderland cake did not have the desired effect of getting her to run back home so if you'll excuse me, I really must get going.


 * runs like hell*

Baphomet: GET BACK HERE!!! *She chases after me.