Talk:The Order/@comment-27666783-20190425001116/@comment-27666783-20190425030049

Ain't that a bitch.

Be a village lad when one day, a peculiar letter comes in the mail.

''You are hereby ordered for induction into the Order's Armed Regiments, and to report to: LOCAL TOWN WATCH  for forwarding to an induction station. ''

Isn't all bad, when you one day return to your village you'll be a changed man. Particularly by carrying boulders around and being able to farm for 3 consecutive weeks day and night without exhausting. Sure you may be called to serve again, but when you saw the look on that werewolf bandit's face when she tried to kidnap your little brother and you come in ripping oak trees out of the ground and shit.

Priceless.