Talk:Goblin/@comment-26948680-20160319214032

Your sister has been friends with a pair of goblins for as long as she can remember. One day her friends come visit and you can hear giggling from her room. A few minutes later your sister states she and her friends are going out shopping. A while later you hear a knock on your bedroom door. opening it reveals the older goblin sibling in one of your sisters long dresses, padded bras and makeup. See looks you in the eye and purs in the most seductive voice possible "hey big boy. Fancy having some fun with a lady like myself?" Three things are odd about her, first she is twice as tall as usual, second she appears to be wearing her sister's shoes and finally her midsection is giggling.

What do you do?