Talk:Bubble Slime/@comment-26115871-20151109041354

You have recently heard of bathhouse that promises two things: a perfect cleaning and happy customers. Your friend won't shut up about how amazing it is, in specific their 'bubble bath' option, and eventually he talks you into going there. Your friend goes up to the counter and gets it all ready for you, insisting he wants it to be a surprise. Eventually you're in the bathhouse, and a very hot ignis soon pours bucket after bucket of some strange, tealish, slimy liquid on top of you.

After ten or so buckets, to your complete shock you see a face form in the liquid covering you. Noticing your shock, the ignis speaks to you reassuringly. "Don't worry, Bubbles will make you nice and clean!"

What Do You Do?