Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26380985-20181107022212

One day you realized that there was a contract for possession of a land that you did not even know, to see your possible value you organized a small expedition, but when you get what you find is a war zone. A three-sided war, one composed of mercenaries, one second by autonomous machines, and a third by undead. To solve things, you called a meeting with the leaders of the three armies, which were monster girls: a Danuki, a Gremlin and a Lich respectively. Apparently the area was a mining zone of a rare mineral, rich in natural mana and the three wanted very much to monopolize this material which led to the fight.

Gremlin: You see, a mineral with that capacity, could power tens of machines for years, think of the applications, there's no limit to what I could do with such a power source, we could advance the technology in another century in just some years.

Lich: No sense, that would be a waste of such valuable resources, you should do the same with a windmill or something.

Gremlin: It would take all day for a windmill to power one of my machines for a few minutes, at best. Do not tell me you can give them a better use.

Lich: Of course, with this amount of minerals it is possible to prove phenomena that are only on paper, I can examine them to prove their properties, use them in combinations with other substances to generate something completely new, but you know that for this kind of experiment I can not limit myself to trivialities like saving on quantity, so I'll need every nugget than that mine has to offer.

Gremlin: I know what you're talking about, but all these experiments are vague, they may not work at all, not to mention that they use a high amount of so rare minerals, and they have no practical application at all.

Lich: Irrelevant, discoveries can not be made if we worry about something like practicality, this is merely a consequence.

Gremlin: Merely? Merely? Seriously, if science is not meant to have a practical use, then what's the use?

Lich: In order to find answers, or if you prefer the science server the science, it serves itself not the people, in the end everyone uses what they know as they want and this is more than I can say of those noisy metal junkies, my husband and I can not even have a decent night's sleep with these things around.

Gremlin: I should stick one of those things in your mouth and ...

Danuki: Girls, you're missing something very obvious. The two have already expressed your points, but are forgetting the main point.

Gremlin and Lich: What?

Danuki: Profit.

Gremlin and Lich: ...

Danuki: Sorry to mention the obvious, but neither of you sees the real value of this ore. The Lich here wants to use the ore in experiments, but could spend all the ore and still not get anything and even if it could, very difficult it would be something profitable much less to cover the costs, on the other side to Gremlin-chan here that want use the ore like power source, but this would also be unviable use, these large machines do not have a use that would justify the cost, there would simply be no buyers.

Gremlin and Lich: Like I care!

Danuki: That's why no one can argue with you two.

After each one expresses your points you show the papers confirming that you are the legal owner of the mines and everything inside them.

Danuki: Great! This makes things easier, so let's get down to business. If you agree to sell the land rights to me I can get a great price if that does not enough I have lots of land in my possession, plantations and such, but if you just want a quiet place for a country house I can also arrange, or I can offer a society, if you let me sell those minerals you can get half the profit.

Gremlin: Wait a minute you do not think you can do business and leave us out.

Danuki: It was not the intention, but honestly you think you can offer something better?

Gremlin: Well ... Let's put it this way: If you let me take the minerals I can offer you some of my machines, I do not know about profit, but I guarantee they work and you will not find anything like them in all your life.

Lich: If you give me the minerals, I'll share the results of my research.

Danuki: Speak as if that would be worth something.

Lich: Not interested? So how about this? I divide the results of my research and get you a harem of undead monster girls.

Gremlin: You what?

Danuki: Wow! It is a surprise, who would say that there was a business woman under that cloak.

Lich: Do not underestimate me! So what it will be? if you want I can get 100 girls now, if you give me a week I can get how much you wish.

Danuki: Not so fast! How about this: I am married so I can not do this myself, but I have nine single daughters I believe I can convince one or two of them at least to become your wives, does not look like much, but our species has the ability to transform ourselves, whether it's in bed or anywhere, so this is even better than a harem since you will not have to support 100 girls and they can still help with the business and I will give you some products like gift.

Gremlin: Well, I'm married too and I do not have daughters, but I have several golens and automatons, I can certainly donate some of them, you know, I can arrange several of them and even customize them as you want and the best part is that they do not require much support and are quite obedient.

What do you do? 