Talk:March Hare/@comment-25086543-20150216165336/@comment-25035274-20150216170651

...Well, the one thing I don't do is spank them. I know this world well enough to know that can only lead to misunderstandings of a type I don't want with my kids.

I give them money and send them off to the candy shop. When physical discipline absolutely will not work for whatever reason, you can always buy your kids off.