Talk:Baphomet/@comment-199.116.194.196-20160310150007/@comment-26115871-20160310174114

Well, hey. It's not every day I can cheer up a baphomet. I don't even bother sneaking up behind her, instead making my presence quite obvious as I approach her, and giving her a big hug. "Hey, how about the two of us go do something . . . dirty and naughty?"

She gives a huge gasp as her face lights up with joy. "You like to mud wrestle!?"

. . . Oh god, she's so adorable. How could I say no?