Talk:Grizzly/@comment-26380985-20160912101311/@comment-29376518-20160913021404

Well, there goes my hope that I could do absolutely nothing today...

I pull my special gun from under the desk and point it at the grizzly intruder.

"Put the twinkies down, right flippin' NOW!" The grizzly looks at me and gasps, putting down the snacks.

I walk towards the monster slowly, as she backs away slowly, "Get out of the store..." I said menacingly. I pulled the trigger...

and squirted her in the face with my realistic water pistol. "Get out of the store." I keep saying as I squirt the bear in the face.

After realizing that I am no threat in the slightest, she smacks the gun out of my hand and mounts me. "Eh, could've been worse." I think to myself.