Talk:March Hare/@comment-71.241.203.148-20150120061056/@comment-28935784-20150216094951

Supposing it went like this:-

Me: Could I eat that?

Her: (smiles lustfully) I thought you'd never ask. (charges at me, knocks me over, and sits on my face as she grinds her hips, mashing her pussy on my mouth)

Me: Mmph! Mmph! MMMMMMph! (pulls my face out) I meant eat some food!

Her: (thinking I said 'I meant eat some poon') Well, sweetie, you'll have all the poon you want to eat for tonight. I'll give it all to you. It's yours! (lowers her hips and keeps bouncing up and down, moaning in ecstasy)

Me: (thinking) Why do I even bother?

After the three March Hares come (cum?), I'm lying under the first, very dazed, and the giggling trio offer to handle my aching erection. They all jump on it without asking since I'm too tired and use it happily, then they carry me away to their burrow to be together forever.