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["Baphomet Hijack"]

[Day 11 - 23:50:59]

[Retired Sgt. Blake J. Ganderson]

[United States Marine Corps]

[Baphomet Hideout, Zipangu Region]

It was 11:50 in the evening, tuesday to be exact, My personal objective is to infiltrate the Baphomet Hideout and steal all of their pedophile shit they've created. The van I drove on is more like one of those "computer tech" variant you saw in those spy movies which I admittedly liked those. Anyways after 2 hours of driving I finally reached the Baphomet hideout, It was 300 yards away from where i've parked but before I infiltrate the HQ I have to check on what is inside and what is outside of it. I used the binoculars to check if there are any guards or watchtowers outside, I spotted 6 guards and 2 watch towers one on the east and one on the west.

After spotting the outer defenses, I used the computer to hack the security cameras and see what kind of sorcery bullshit they've been doing. The first two cameras I hacked in was unbearable, cam 04 and cam 06 are the only rooms that baphomets have created and used human males as sex slaves! Sex. SLAVES. I feel bad for those who have losed their dignity to the baphomets and used them as sex slave. Cam 02, 03, and 05 on the other hand, contained all the things I need. The potions, items with magical potential, documents, you name it. That's the time I need to infiltrate the headquarters, so I equipped the good ol' ghillie suit to blend in the environment without getting noticed, I remember the time when I was a rookie back in my military days, it was fucking hell.

We used to have this one drill instructor who goes by the name of Dick Mcgullet, trust me he is not the type of person you don't want to be pissed. We get yelled everyday on our daily basis if one of us mess up or disobey orders, hell sometimes he'll beat you up if you do both, the first time I got beaten up by the ol' bastard himself was like getting hit by a motherfucking truck, I had bruises all over my damn body, almost all of my bones were broken and I was sent in the medical ward and stayed there for like 5 fucking weeks. I cried so hard because it was so painful and I almost couldn't move at all! Except for me mouth though. At first I hated him for beating the shit out of me during my 3rd week in the boot camp, but as time goes on I realized that all of his yelling and beating up, was just the way of how he disciplined new recruits, he was teaching us on how to be physically and mentally prepared in combat situations, not dilly-dallying around like some fucking clown in the circus, in the end I salute him for that. Moving on, I headed north to the forest and it was fucking dark but luckily I brought my night vision goggles to compensate that problem.

It took me 50 minutes to get there and I encounter no mamono's other than that grizzly sleeping near the tree. And there it is, Baphomet Pedomorphis Inc. the source of all lolicon sorcery the world has ever known. I knew they were behind all this undignified act, anywho I spotted two guards at the watch towers and 4 ground guards monitoring the area. I pull out my tranquilizer dart since killing mamono's is illegal in all regions, I fired the first two darts at the guards securing the gate knocking them out. Then here comes another two bapho's, this time the bapho's have no clue on why their other comrades are sleeping on the job which is a bad idea when working right? Unbeknownst to them I fired another two darts causing them to fall asleep resulting in a pile up. After that I carefully crawl my way to the gate and pickup the keycard which unlocks the it. I sneak inside like a little ninja and fired two tranquilizer darts at the guards, next I deploy my Jammer to disable the security cameras, and I open up the vents and carefully crawl inside it.

On my way to the laboratory rooms I heard voices of men crying for help, baphomets, witches and other loli based monsters that are based on what I heard, are having sex. I find it disgusting as the sound of moaning and screaming are so loud that I can barely cover my fucking ear! I found exact the laboratory where I hacked the security camera and so I open the vent quietly and dropped down. The lab is a little messy but it's still a laboratory right? Anywho, the room is filled with textbooks, some empty potions etc.... Though I find it boring for the most part but there is one thing that caught my interest are the documents.... Even though I hate reading books during my school days.

(I beleive paragraph form is best.)