Thread:AngryLance/@comment-29435884-20191229125727/@comment-29435884-20200130102634

Not to bad mate, and yourself?

Apart from that instant submission bullshit, (that rubs me up the wrong way whenever it comes up) They're pigs. My name is not Gordon Brown, I'm not fucking a pig. The thought of a pig girl makes me shudder. Completely haram.

It might sound a bit odd compared to some of the things I'm down with, but that's my line in the sand. I've drawn it and I'm sticking to it. Pork is for chops, bacon and roast, not for fetishes.