Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-5426290-20160114110014/@comment-78.20.131.40-20160126160651

I stare at her for a second as my Holstaur wife enters the doorway. As we have been unable to have kids, and a Humpty is pretty much a child, we decide to adopt her. I take her in my arms and feed her some of my juices and my wife's milk. And from then on, every morning Holsty and me eat some Jelly, Humpty and me drink Milk, and Holsty and Humpty feast on my juices.

It's a pretty sweet life for all three of us!

Though later on I do check up on the farm and it turns out it was recently, eh, "bought out" by a cunning Danuki who employs several Jubjubs eager to have their children find husbands asap.