Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20180315140725/@comment-31359001-20180317171139

Lich: "............ naughty." She says in her monotone voice before snatching the bouquet and closing the door.

Me: "?" I walk home in a confused slump, unsure if the strangely emotionless girl I have a crush on has accepted my affections or not.

=several hours later=

I answer a quiet knock on my door to find the lich from earlier waiting with an ominously glowing vial in hand.

Me: "Uhhhhhmm, hi. What's that?" I break the awkward silence and gesture towards her vial of luminescent juice

Lich: "Your elixir. It should work. Good idea." She replies and prods the little glass vessel into my hand.

Me: "What? I didn't have any potions." I say while examining the vial full of what looks like orange chemlight fluid.

Lich: "Elixir." She corrects me as she begins to push me backwards into my home. "Daisies. For euphoria. Daffodils. For warmth. Clover blossom. A binder. I added thistle and grape seed for stamina." She lists off ingredients in her inflectionless voice. "Where is your bedroom."

Me: "This is the flowers I gave you?" I ask, stunned.

Lich: "Yes. We can try it here, but the results may be... messy..." She answers as she begins to strip right there in the entryway.

Me: "Wait! I was just hoping for a date!" I try to assert myself despite becoming increasingly flustered at her growing state of undress.

Lich: "Later. Science first. Drink up." The, now completely nude, lich prompts.

Me: I examime the elixir, then the cute form of the lich before I answer "What's your name? I'm Roderick." Then I down the glowing fluid like a shot.

Unfortunately, that was the last thing I remember clearly before a haze of pleasure overtook me nearly to the point of madness. I woke up sticky and on the floor of my kitchen with the lich from before cuddled up next to me. Its going to be really embarassing to have to ask her name again...