Talk:Demon Realm/@comment-4407082-20150206181709/@comment-78.148.67.14-20150206222602

If you're married, then... well, I wouldn't spill any tears if I were forced to pay for my shopping in extramarital sex. For monsters without husbands, then... well, that's reason #94 to go out and catch one, isn't it? If the shopkeeper's married, it's probably time to get one of the other pert young, unmarried shophands to work the counter.

You might think I'm taking the piss, but in all seriousness, what else do monsters want other than semen? Noffin '