Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-203.106.214.76-20151127021718

This is what i will do if i am trapped in a dark elf village:

Me:please.let me go.

Dark elf 1:nope.i like you and i want you to be my 'pet'.

Dark elf 2:besides,we outnumber you 1:3000.so you may as well surrender yourself to us.

Dark elf 3:come on.we just want to torture you and turn you into our 'pet'.

Me:if you refuse to leave me alone.then you leave me no choice.i summon my weapon Boomix.

Then out from the sky a giant black laser sniper rifle fell down into my hand as aim Boomix at the aggressors.

dark elf 1:hah.you think that black acssesory would save you.look around.you are severely outnumbered.

I aim boomix at the sky and then fire it caused a very large BOOM at the sky.the dark elves were terrified at the explosion it cause.

Me:i have used this weapon against the dragons after they refuse to leave me alone.(crying)i was terrified that i am forced to obliterate the entire mountain of dragons with just one shot.SO PLEASE.I BEG OF YOU.LEAVE.ME ALONE.this thing can wipe out a mountain of dragons and i never want to use it to hurt others again.(poitnted boomix at them)so please don't force me to turn your village into a giant firecrackers.

Dark elf 2:(Terrified)okay okay the exit is right over here.

Me:thank you.for letting me go.i will help you in return when the village is in dire need of help and protection.just use this homing beacon if you ever need help.it will generate a distrees signal then i will be there.(handed them the homing beacon.)

And that is how i leave the dark elves village.