User blog:Locke Flinnt/I know a witchcraft when I see one

To BTR180:  "What, right here, in publics? Shouldn't there be some more appropriate place for this, like a courtshouse or something?

Besides, witchcraft is something you know when you feel it, the sensation of delicate fingers of a youthful body clashing with the experienced touch of a really 700 years old seductress working her way around the shaft of the 'magical implement'? The normally higher-pitched voice becoming a little raspy when wispering terrifying words of subjugation into your ear, mind filling with dominating visions of dark bounties awaiting you, petrifying your nether regions, hobbling your knees and melting your reason away as the blazing sun scorches snow at the mountain peaks. You know your demise is nigh when you hear the words 'Onii-chan!..' slowly creeping up your spine and into your brain, shackling your will to the whim of a woman in girl's visage surfeited with pleasures both human and mamono can give centuries ago.

Even if for some reason you manage to break away from the captor, the foul affliction will never leave your forever scarred soul entirely. You will always remember the horror of pleasures man was not meant to experience!..

Ahem...well, they're the kind who show their foul nature once they as much as get a fingertip on the tool, no rocket science here.", I sum up the half-imaniacal rambling, shakng my head as if to throw the horrid memories of troubled past out of it.