Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-43639928-20191008121524/@comment-38302814-20191018173610

Plot twist the Sterile guy is the one drunker than everyone else

Wait....ok got it.

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The onis and Satyros walk into the bar. They see the sterile guy there, drinking his usual amount as always. It has been a while since he started, pinpointing it back to when he first became sterile. At first, no one close to him knew why. Then when they went to the doctor, they found how it had been a genetic mutation that prevented his sperm from being able to survive long enough to reach an egg. It was devestating to him, and his friends. He couldn't seem to find a wife after that, each mamono that he dated faultering in love when he told them the truth. He didn't blame them, but he wished he wasn't cursed with such an inhibiting factor.

The Blue oni was one of his friends that stuck around to check on him every once in a while, hanging out around and giving him wholesome affection whenever she could. She had on and off feelings about him, but she was afraid to tell him, for she didn't want to possibly hurt him in the end like everyone else. The red oni was a friend of the blue, but didn't know about the man until now. The Satyros was the red's hookup, which is kind of...self explanatory...

The blue oni took a seat next to him and asked how he was holding up. He shrugged indifferently, as he always does when lost in his thoughts. "Why isn't he responding?" The Red oni asked, tapping his shoulder to try to get more of his attention. "His sperm is a bit off," the blue explained, going into a semi-short story of how she found out about him being sterile. The red's mood went from concerned to sympathetic, understanding and backing off. The Satyrous stayed silent the entire time at the bar as the onis tried to cheer him up, the red one even offering to get in bed with him, sterile or not sterile. He dismissed the offer, saying that he didn't need a bed buddy. He need a devoted wife. He needed someone that wouldn't leave him over a simple problem with his balls. The blue oni has heard this before, and so wanted to say that she loved her, but how could she do it and commit herself knowing she won't lea-

"I may have a way to make your sperm potent again," the satyrous popped up out of nowhere, finishing her concouction of a mixture of heavy alcoholic drinks. The man's head turned at the Satyros, curious at such a claim.

"All I need his the right wine and the saliva of someone that loves you, which the blue oni obviously does with her staring at you for the last half hour. I'm going to take a piss before I forget and drink my blaaadder full." Just as relevant to the man as she became, she left, leaving the sterile guy and the blue oni facing each other, the blue oni's blue cheeks turning a rosy pink as her hidden feelings were suddenly confessed for him to know. The red oni took a hint and left with the Satyros.

"Is this...true?" The man asked. The blue oni nodded and took off her glasses, fidgeting with them trying to figure out how to respond. Finally, to the reader's delight of a wholesome ending, she took the plunge. She confessed how she loved him, and she didn't want to say it before. He listened still, astonished at someone having feelings for him for this long, being able to look past his problem. At last, they kissed and left the bar together, holding each others hands as they decided to be together for their lifes, ready to start a new beginning has not just friends, but family...

Then they realized in the moment, they forgot the Satyros was making the potion in the bathroom and he was still sterile until he actually drank that thing lmao. Moral of the story is don't forget your cures and stuff. Also every sixty seconds, time exist'nt in Pandaemonium.