Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-29435884-20170802075939

(I wouldn't take this too seriously if I were you)

Family: Ant

Type: Bug

Habitat: wherever you don't want one

Disposition: Bitch

Diet: usually bits of you

A giant insect monster that really ought to fuck right off. Unlike most mamono who usually have at least a few redeeming features, this nasty piece of work is all cunt all the time.

Giant Bull Ants live in large hives, much like their smaller and infinantly nicer cousins. However, they are much more independent and will often range large distances away from their fellows, a good thing because one of the buggers at a time is more than enough.

They are psychotically aggressive and will respond to any encroaching on their hive's territory (real or imagined) by biting the shit out of whatever poor sod happened to cross their path. Approaching the hive itself is more-or-less a death sentence as a huge hoard of the evil little cunts will swarm out and attack the interloper like a pack of West Coast Eagles fans when the derby's on.

GBA's tend to do poorly in social situations when confronted with other mamono. They can either be found ruthlessly bullying smaller more docile monsters or shaping up to stronger women baying out the war cry of their species "Fite Me Caaahnt!" (sic)

The preferred method of man catching for the species is to zerg rush the poor bastard and subdue him using excruciating venom from the big fuck-off spike coming out of their arse. When queried about this unusual feature, the great Maou responded with "Yeah, yeah don't remind me. Everyone has off days."

In an interesting development, A union of queens from Giant Ant hives has put forward a proposal to rename GBA's to 'those big black and red fuckers with the attitude problem' which, while appropriate, doesn't quite roll off the tongue as easy.

(seriously, FUCK bull ants) 