Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-32347114-20191004175323


 * grabs box, crate of beers, and a guitar

"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, and that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty,' because that would fall within the purviews of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems."

BANG BANG


 * A jinko is heard getting wasted

"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean old ghostly mother hubbard from dragging me into structually superfluous stories to make me pound her behind? The answer-"

BANG

"-Use a gun. And if that don't work-"


 * rockets are fired

"-Use more gun."


 * A ghost is heard getting wasted as well

"Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me."

BANG

"Built by me."

BANG

"And you'd best hope-not pointed at you."


 * the campfire I'm using is revealed to be a wasted Ignis, as sentries lay waste to every approaching monster, even keeping ghosts away as the Phantom just leaves the scene

Story

She's just trying to rape you and then dump you in a sex dungeon she made in 10 minutes to milk you dry, dark-elf style.