Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190915193523

Jojo looked on in horror as she and her men started floating around inside the cargo bay of the impound space station instead of standing inside the TARDIS.

"NO! When did he learn magic?! Why does he always play these early 2000's trash hits?! And where is Cadet Webbs?!"

(She hates them because of you.)

As soon as we're clear, I sigh in relief and lean back against the panel, not noticing that it still has the time lord parking boot on it. Nikki glared at Dawn showing off before turning back to me as she too broke the electromagnets holding her handcuffs together.

"Scott, you start talking, then Bob."

I chuckle nervously as I lean away from and avert my eyes from the daggers being forced into me by my jealous wife's irises.

"Hehehe....well....Joj- I mean Josefina, is kinda, sorta, actually both my boss......and my ex-fian-"

I never get to finish as I'm lifted into the air by my collar as she roars, "EX-FIANCEE!?!?! AFTER ALL THAT SHIT YOU GAVE ME ABOUT LYING ABOUT BEING A VIRGIN AND YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE EXACT SAME FUCKING DAMN THING?!"

I flailed weakly in the air as I struggle to breathe and break free.

"I.....didn't.....lie! We only ever made out or......touch! I broke up with her.....Before........Can't...breathe!"

Through my darkening vision, I can see her face isn't one of anger, or rage. I could barely make out trails of hot tears streaking down her face.

"For YEARS I've been beating myself up about it, and then dying on the inside when you finally found out the truth! And then I find out you're criticizing me for what you did?! You lying, hypocritical son of a-"

"Mommy! Let go of daddy!" Ashie cries as she tries to pull the enraged, hysterical Hellhound off of me.

She drops me, snapping out of it by her daughter's distressed cries before she could hit me. I manage to sit up and rub my neck before continuing.

"Nikki, I'm sorry! I should have told you about her, but I was afraid of what you would have said! We never actually had sex! We were about to once, but I freaked out when she stuck her tongue up my-"

"What's 'sex' daddy?"

Oh no