Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-32347114-20191004175323


 * grabs box, crate of beers, and a guitar

"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, and that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty,' because that would fall within the purviews of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems."

BANG BANG


 * A jinko is heard getting wasted

"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean old ghostly mother hubbard from dragging me into structually superfluous stories to make me pound her behind? The answer-"

BANG

"-Use a gun. And if that don't work-"


 * rockets are fired

"-Use more gun."


 * A ghost is heard getting wasted as well

"Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me."

BANG

"Built by me."

BANG

"And you'd best hope-not pointed at you."


 * the campfire I'm using is revealed to be a wasted Ignis, as sentries lay waste to every approaching monster, even keeping ghosts away as the Phantom just leaves the scene

Story

She's just trying to get you in a sex dungeon to milk you dry, dark-elf style.