User blog:Jerichow/The Kejourou and the Thief

 The Original WWYD Post:

You're a con man who sneaks into a party of the rich and aristocrats. As always you walk down the hall, drinking expensive drinks, snacks made by the best chiefs and looking for the best jewelry. Parties like this are a plateful for people like you.



In the midst of this party what caught your attention was a ruby necklace, at least it should be worth 150,000 gold pieces, lowly being, its owner was a young woman of twenty-odd years, with red eyes and long blond hair, quite long.

You try to approach her, if you were lucky might even have a little fun before filch the necklace, but as an experienced thief you are always keeping an eye on everything and when you talked to her noticed sudden and impossible movements of her hair.

- A Kejourou! - Thought you. It just got harder.

What do you do?

And the response by BTR180:

Me: -thinking- "Tch- Is this really worth it? If I try something I might end up married to her, that's how they play. Ahh, I think I have a plan." I continue to loiter around a bit and manage to take a few trinkets here and there. Then I hear the band begining to play. I wait and watch the Kejourou dance with a man and I wait for the song to end and make my move. I walk up to her and with a smile that would leave Casanova impressed I ask. "May I have this dance?"

Kj: -giggles- "For a handsome man such as yourself, anything" She gives me a seductive bedroom smile. As we dance I place my hand on her buttocks and give her a nice squeeze. "Oh! My my~ ~ You sure know what you want and go for it." -she bites her lip- "I like that in a man." She reaches up and loosens her dress and her top lowers more and exposes her cleavage even more.

Me: -looking into cleavage/neclace- "Well your... Personality really caught my eye. I just had to get a better look at you." We continue to dance exchanging innuendos and gropes, as the music get's near the end I step up my dancing skills and give  her multiple twirls and spins drawing the attention of the audience. The music stops and I'm holding her by her in my arms leaning over her.

Kj: -blushing/out of breath- "Shall we go to my quarters?"

Me: "I thought you would never ask. Allow me to freshen up first." She wispers to me directions to her room and walks away throwing seductive glances at me. I bow with one hand behind me. When she turns the corner I briskly walk away and place the ruby neclace into my tux pocket and pull out a cloth to wipe the sweat off my forehead. -thinks- "Phhewww. That was really difficult. but I got it.' -pats breast pocket- "You know, I could just visit her and have some... No! Remeber the rules, don't go overboard with your targets." -sigh- I then notice that a few guards then start scouring the ball room floor looking for something. "Well, like it or not guess that's my cue to leave." I steal a few more trinkets and snaks on my way out and avoid the town for a few weeks until the heat dies down.



And now my response continuation:

@ BTR180 - It must be hard, being that fucking savage....

Until on your way out, you finish the last snack you stole and proceed to reach into your pockets to pull out and revel at the trinkets and jewelry you'd pilfered throughout the night, but notice your pockets are lighter... Significantly lighter. With a double, then triple check of your pockets you realize that aside from the necklace you took from the Kejourou, you've been completely stripped of everything you planned to walk out with.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"You know... I don't recall saying my bedroom was outside." A familiar seductive voice calls out to you from behind. Your heart had long stopped beating in fear, yet still you turned and exactly as you suspected, there she stood, arms crossed underneath her enormous 'personality' barely contained within that dress from earlier. Tall, seductive, sexy, and in a dozen strands of hair, she twirled all of the jewels and jewelry she had in turn removed from your posessions, "Funny... I have all of these cute jewels, but something seems to be missing. You wouldn't happen to know where my necklace went, do you?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Her tone said it all, she knew exactly where her necklace was, so you simply pull it from you pocket and hold it casually, "I suppose it would have been in character of me to make some whitty or charismatic comment about wanting some fresh air before we get the night started, but I guess--"

<p style="font-weight:normal;">The woman cuts you off with a giggle, "I wouldn't blame you. You'll need it for what I have planned for you tonight..."

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You gulp hard, probably loud enough that she can hear it from the twenty or so feet away she is, "I... I assume you're going to punish me for taking it?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"Hardly. Punishment play is hardly my thing. I'm sure you know what I am, so you know what I prefer." The perplexed expression on your face causes her to smile and giggle again, "You can keep the necklace. It was an...  unwhitting gift  from its previous owner." You recognized her smile too well, you knew what it implied; you'd used the same smile when joking about your heists with friends in the past.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> She stole it from another before she met you.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"A thief yourself huh... " Suddenly it made more sense, and oddly... you felt a weight come off your shoulders, "A woman after my own heart... Trying to steal more than just my posessions, aren't you?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Looking at the jewels first, she turns a sly smile on you, "I'm pretty sure these weren't yours an hour ago..."

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"And was the necklace yours before tonight, milady?" You fire back with a casual smile.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"I knew I was right about you..." She tucks the gems back into her dress, holding a hand out to you, "Shall we? You're skilled with your hands beyond more than just removing valuables from a lady you know, and I'm eager to know what you can do with them when you don't have to hide what you're doing..."

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"And if I refuse?" You want to remain cool and collected, but you can hardly hold your poker face when the Kejourou slips the side of her dress down her shoulder and it drapes down just far enough to cover her nipple and leave the rest of her breast exposed for your eyes to enjoy.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Three words was all, "Would you really?" She asks, and with a half smile, you tuck the necklace back into your pocket, walking up and letting her hook her arms around yours, "You're not going to regret it..." She hummed, a few strands of her hair sliding their way down your pants and grasping away. She stops for a moment, looking down first, and then up to you with a smile, "My my my.... I'm glad I'm not the only one who is excited for what's to come."

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"Can you blame me?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Her arms tighten and her pace quickens. It was hard to tell who was more excited, "Not in the least. Now let us hurry, this dress is becoming quite.... restraining."

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"Well..." You start, "Lead the way, milady."