Talk:Slime/@comment-27203698-20151115000539/@comment-25035274-20151116145335

The spikey red one looks dangerous. The square green one smells like a fucking sewer. The triangular yellow one is pointy. So...I suppose I go for the round blue one.

As it turns out, the whole damned thing was just a trap to lull me into a false sense of security, as the slime pounces me as soon as I've finished eating. The last thing I cry before being engulfed in a slimey, sticky hell is, "How did you even get in here?! I'm suing my landlor-"