User blog:Thegoodkingbuttface/Garter Buttface, king of Cadlende.

Garter Buttface, an 26 year old king. Garter was born before the new mamano lord came into power, and was born to an human mother and a dwarf father. Due to him being half dwarf, Garter was always a little bit shorter than everyone else, and he was ridiculed for it. As he grew up, Garter's thought process was a very dark one, full of thoughts of murder and conquest. Garter eventually killed someone, and he was arrested for the murder, and sentenced to death. He escaped and ran into the nearby forest, where he lived for a year and a half. That was when the current mamano lord rose to power. Garter saw an order soldier separated from the rest of their squad. Garter despised humans at that point, so he killed the soldier and took their sword. Garter hid the body by burning it and that alerted the dead soldier squad to Garter's camp. Garter killed them, too. Garter thought that the order soldiers were wearing some decent armor. So he donned the armor and went to where the squad was sent from. That place was Cadlende. And off went Garter, as a simple adventurer, to Cadlende. and to kingship, but that he didn't know. (Part 1 end)