User blog:AfricanHaremKing/Pharaoh WWYD

"Dear Cute and sexy Pharaoh,

I had nothing to do with what happened to you though I was forced to take the blame to save the lives of my friends Billy and Leroy. They were dating Shirohebi at the time of the incident and decided to accompany me when I set out to meet you the girl of my dreams, you.

Upon finding you and trying to get the lid off it was impossible so we took a break, Billy was responsible for rations he brought the peanut butter. We took a break but impatient I got up and gave it my all, maybe it was the power of love but I got it off. Excited I decided to go find the Anubis just in case their was some special method to waking you, she said she needed to 'recharge.'

While I was recharging your Servant the two idiots did horrible things as a prank on me, the Anubis sent me ahead and started preparations. I came to see what they did and started pounding on them but their girlfriends came in and hands aflame ready to burn them.

They said it was me who did those things to you and the Shirohebi turned to me so for their sake I agreed but immediately started to clean you up. Then the Anubis arrived and I couldn't explain without getting my friends killed so I ran, I'm completely ok with them being punished or tortured but not killed. I have included their addresses, schedule and favorite hideouts.

Your Always,

Harem

P.S. I liked that tattoo"

Billy and Leroy disappeared returning a month later very apologetic and then cool caramel arms wrap around me from behind. "They gave the same story you did but then I found these shrooms. You made no mention of them in you letter, so I can't help but wonder if you were high and more involved then you claim. You'll be punished!"

"But I love you."

"Then you'll marry me." I pull out my packed bags and take her hand. "Let's go.