Talk:Nightmare/@comment-5426290-20140724164908/@comment-25035274-20140726182311

I speak from experience with large breed dogs when I say this next bit:

Big creatures have the most insane, ridiculous desire to be in the lap of smaller creatures. My mother once had this big pit bull, and every time I went to visit her, he'd somehow manage to climb up in the tiny, narrow chair with me and wind up sitting in my lap. He was most definitely not a puppy when he did this. o.o