Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37315504-20190714190018/@comment-28452882-20190805042202

he raised his ax in triumph as he stood over the lizard girl he beat. Victory! I have victory! He shouts. I am stringer then any lixard woman bring it on. Im the strongest! Hell yeah!.......

... Four weeks later... "Will you marry me?" "No!" "Will you marry me now?" "No!" "How bout now?" God dammit will you shut up if i agree to marry you!" "Yes!" "FINE ILL MARRY YOU BUT IF YOU DONT SHUT UP ITS INOFFICIAL!"  "YAY! WE HAVE SEX NOW!" "WAIT WHAT?!"