Talk:Wight/@comment-73.179.216.102-20141227095348/@comment-173.21.120.92-20150731054355

"Oh ho ho ho ho, a ghost tour. How quaint. I'm sure you plebians enjoy them though. However, it occurs to me I would be remiss in my duty as a high ranking wight if I failed to educate you on the finer points of undead society. Take my hand peasant, I have something to show you. You should consider yourself lucky one as noble as I, Lady Valentina, am taking an interest as you!" the wight says as she holds a gloved hand out to me.

I take a step back, looking for the tour guide.

"You cur!" she snaps, lunging at me. Her hand touches mine and I fall to my knees.

"I'll simply have to show you what you are missing,and train you in a role befitting your status." I hear her say as the world fades to black.

When I wake up, I am at a party, wearing a nice suit, and, oddly enough, a wedding ring is on my finger. Lady Valentina is holding my hand, and she smirks at me as the crowd claps

A banner above the doorway reads, "Congratulations Mr and Mrs Valentina on the joyous occasion of your wedding!"

"I decided that being the last of my sisters to remain unmarried was an unacceptable shame," she whipered in my ear, "I will train you into a perfect gentleman of a husband and educate you in your new role in life. For now, dance with me, and I will punish you if you step on my feet!"

The dance we did would never be considered decent in a human realm....but we are now famous erotic ballroom dancers in the undead kingdoms. Life is strange, and undeath is even stranger.