Talk:Alp/@comment-26376061-20170109090145

Okay, so, I really haven't seen many WWYDs on this page putting the reader in the Alp's perspective, so, here you go.

You wake up one morning, still mostly asleep, and head to the bathroom to take a shower. You relax under the hot water for a bit, and begin drifting into unconsciousness...until the water suddenly turns freezing cold. You are awake instantly, your body shaking, eyes darting around in confusion and surprise as you attempt to locate the source of the freezing temperatures. You...see something as you reach to turn the water off. A black blur, whipping behind you. You look behind you...and see a tail. A spade-tipped, coal black tail. You also spot wings jutting out of your lower back. "What the...?" You turn your head back, and...look down. ......Your dick is missing.

WDYD?