Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30061283-20161103223214/@comment-26376061-20161107230355

(Inches...what I said earlier...I lied about the strength. Just so your struggles would cause you to get even more screwed.)

"Hmm...let's see what THIS d-" A Dark Matter suddenly appears. "Honey...why did I wake up hooked to a machine?" Her voice is deathly calm, and that in itself is terrifying. "Um...darling...I..." "What is happening here?! An orgy? Let me help make this better..." The March Hares' minds are wiped from the sudden rush of pleasure from the DE surge my wife causes, and they become even more obsessed with sex, "exploring" as much of Inches as they can. "Oh, honey? I've gotta make sure your maids don't kill each other over who gets to cook dinner. We'll talk about my being used as a battery later...Bye!" She disappears, and I calmly survey the carnage. "Inches...no matter how screwed you were 5 minutes ago...it's going to get a LOT WORSE. Dark Matter influence isn't something to sneeze at. You have about an 87% chance of Alping. The other 13% will be you gaining about 20 March Hare wives. So...either way...you're fucked."