Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-27950421-20181117000237/@comment-37532776-20181128173534

(first of all, how dare you not let me enjoy god-like strength, while being able to avoid being seduced due to being ugly and too large)

Twist: The power assumes gold diggers actually love their spouse

Superpower: Being able to cause a holy war with the power of my mind with any religion