User blog comment:JeielYozama/The Naether - A Fanmade Realm (CreepyPasta Reference)/@comment-26517142-20160816214739/@comment-27013478-20160817104554

1. Crotch Squid, Crotch Squid, does whatever a rap-y squid does. Plus, you can turn back into a dude.

2. Not a yeti coat, a literal yeti...at least that's what those hands look like. Probably reversable.

3.Badass eldrich spider. The same case as the crotch squid.

Besides, it's not like you'll turn into those things for eternity...maybe you do with the Wendigo, but whatever.