Talk:Holstaur/@comment-82.37.23.250-20150226221150/@comment-26106762-20150310021355

Well here's what I do. I tell her I've got a plan. First off, I tell her to rub up against my leg, claiming me with her demonic energy so that the rest of my plan doesn't fail. I then go into town and use my savings to buy red shirts for the owner and farmhands. I tell them that tomorrow is a day we all wear red, the favorite color of an Order soldier who died last year. It works, and they do it.

On the next day, everyone is wearing red. I sneak off of the farm out into the country. With my red shirt on, I eventually track down a herd of wild minotaurs. When I find them, I make sure they get a good look at my shirt, yelling, "If you follow me, there's a lot of available men!"

They take chase, and I run to the farm. The minotaurs go get their future mates, and I sneak into the barn. Before the holstaur sees me, I take off the red shirt and discard somewhere out of sight. I free her and we escape to get a farm of our own.