User blog:NightmareAura/Kakuen WWYD by Ronchellster

''The good news is that you go to college, the bad thing is that you shared a house with Billy. At first seems like everything is fine, but after 2 weeks you get home and see 5 Kakuens making a mess in the house.''

What do you do?

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“Excuse me!” I shout getting the attention of the five Kakuens. “May I ask what you all are doing here?”

“We’re here for the party. Duh,” one of the Kakuen states, the others nod in agreement. Party? I didn’t plan on having any parties here. Unless…

“By any chance did someone named Billy invite you?” I ask very worried about the answer.

“Yeah! That was the guy!” another Kakuen exclaims. I was afraid of this. I’ve heard the rumors, but I didn’t think someone could be THAT much of a trouble magnet. I mean, I’ve been roommates with the guy for several weeks and nothing super serious had happen.

“Sorry to break it to you ladies, but there is no party. In fact, the guy who invited is off seeing his parents for a couple days.”

“Seriously? We were looking forward to meeting some nice guys, too.”

“If you’re looking for a party to crash, you should head over a few blocks. There some guys who are always throwing some party. Just listen for either the really loud music or cop sirens,” I point the way to where there is probably a party going on. The perks of living in a college city I guess.

“Alright! Let’s go girls!” one of the Kakuen exclaims as she gives me a peck on the cheek and heads out the door, followed by three others. I close the door behind them letting out a sigh of relief thinking I was going to have a quite night, after I clean up the mess they’ve made. Wait that was only four Kakuen…

“Looks like it’s just you and me now, big boy,” a Kakuen says seductively in my ear as she wraps her arms around me.

“W-wait, you don’t want someone like me! I have classes so I’ll be gone for most of the day,” I try to explain, trying to get myself lose from her grip with no success.

“I guess it’s a good thing I’m a very patient girl.” She says as we both fall onto the couch together.

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One week later I arrive back at my place having just finished up my day of classes.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m home!” I call out, and almost immediately get jumped on by my very excited Kakuen girlfriend.

<p class="MsoNormal">“So how did it go? Did you pass? Did you pass?” she asks excitedly still bombarding me with kisses.

<p class="MsoNormal">I break off her embrace to dig through my backpack and pull out a couple papers stapled together. On the top-left corner in red ink is a big A-. My girlfriend’s face beams as she pulls me into an even tighter embrace.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I told you our special study session would work. Now how about a fitting reward for my smart man?” She smiles seductively and pulls me up to my room. What happen to Billy you might be asking? Well, let’s say my girlfriend’s friends are teaching Billy a very important lesson about remembering prior engagements with the help of their new boyfriends.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Disclaimer: No Billy’s were harmed in the making of this response.