Talk:Valkyrie/@comment-24.21.0.42-20160108193818

An adventurer walks into a pub for a rest. The pub is monster friendly, so there are many monster girls and thier husbands around. He walks over to the bar and asks for a drink. Of course, one drink becomes two, than three, than ten, and quickly into 20. Drunk off his ass, the adventurer turns towards the whole pub and yells out "Hey! Anybody wanna hear a 'stupid blonde' joke?" The pub goes dead silent. Every monster girl in the building is glaring at him. A valkyrie walks up to him. "Listen pal," she says to him, "before you tell your joke, there are a few things you need to know. The bartenders are sister red and blue onis who spend more time drinking their jobs than serving them, the bouncer is a jinko, there is an ogre to your side, and than there's me: the owner of this pub. The onis are cross eyed drunk, and they get very mad very easily when they are, the jinko has just gotten off her heat cycle and still hasn't found a husband, the ogre just went through a very messy fight with her ex-boyfriend, and then there's me. I just lost my husband of 10 years to an Order scouting party. 10 years I haven't had a decent fucking, and that really makes me grouchy. Oh, and one more thing: all five of us are blondes. So think about it; you're surrounded by five blonde monster girls that are either very angry or can easily be made angry. Now, with all that in mind, do you​ still ​want to tell that joke?" For a moment, the adventurer remained silent. Finally, after a minute of thinking, he finally answered. "Your right, I don't want to tell that joke. I really don't feel like having to explain it five times." ​