User blog:Redknight910/WWYD Nereid Bomberman666

Prompt: Pirates Booty

Well, this is an unexpected setback. But we won't make it more than five minutes without the main vessel. I order everyone into the boats, loading muskets and preparing to fend off the incoming attackers. When the crew sees us approaching they redouble their efforts to get the tentacles loose.

We get within firing range and let loose, the rubber balls peppering both the mamono climbing the hull and the tentacles enclosing it. I shout for the men to reload, when a mershark launches out of the water in front of us and snatches the man standing in front of me. My eyes widen as the ferocious mamono tackles the man overboard, and I order the rowers to move faster.

We manage to fend off the swarming mamono long enough to make it to the ship, my priority is unloading the treasure. I haven't come this far just to walk away empty handed!

Me and one of the others beat off the mamono while the others pass the treasure through the cannon port. Once the loot is inside I grab the rope thrown down to us and start climbing. Once aboard I run to my cabin. I slam the door open, only to see a nereid climbing through the rear window.

She lands with a wet slap, looking up and smiling at me.

"My my, you are a difficult one to pin down, aren't you captain?" I grumble a response before drawing my sword.

"I didn't come all this way to let a few monsters stop me." She grins, approaching me.

"Yet you can't bring yourself to kill us? Aww, how sweet of you." She fingers the tip of my blade, before gently trying to push it aside. I let her knock it back for a moment, before levelling it against her chest.

"Don't mock me, demon. Tell that kraken to let us go, or you're going to see just how dangerous I am." She chuckles, stepping forward, faltering when my blade doesn't yield.

"Well, no one can question your determination, captain. But the man who buried that treasure would be awfully upset if he found out we let someone take it. Like that her slow, seductive movements turn violent, a swift twist followed by kick to the back of my knee.

I slash to my side, but she makes an act of dancing out of my reach. Knowing I don't have much time, I leap for my desk, my hobbled knee not much good for the moment. She's back on me in a moment, grabbing my hand and pulling me back.

Before I have a chance to get back up I'm mounted, the blue succubus smiling down at me through her cleavage.

"Now, are we going to keep resisting, or are you going to be a good man and start licking?" I grumble, and with a surge of strength launch the both of us, leaving her resting on the desk with me over top of her.

"I'm not eating you out." I growl, locking lips with her. She giggles quietly, wrapping her arms around me. I lean over her, bending over the desk, and reaching around it, hitting a button on the underside. The whole ship rocks as the charge goes off, the water filled with electricity.

I see a tentacle writhing away from the ship through the window, and the nereid in my arms pulls away, looking out the window panickedly.

"What was that?!" She cries, looking back at me with panic.

"A failsafe to keep us out of mamono's hands. My crew will have most of your friends off the ship before long." I wrap my arms around her, getting a good feel of that soft ass. "As for you, my little blue devil, I think you need some punishment for being such a pain." I hoist her off the desk, my leg already recovering from her kick, and throw her onto my bed.

Mounting her I lock lips again, ravaging her mouth with my tongue and groping her hard. When I pull away she looks at me with fear, confusion and lust.

"Wha-why-ho-" I seal her questions with another kiss, beforerolling her over onto me, and slapping her ass. She pulls back and cries out in pain. Looking down at me in shock I decide to give her something to explain.

"I'm a simple man, you're hot, and I've escaped with the treasure. So, I wanted to take something just for me as well." I grin when she understands my reasoning. She gives me a smoky look, leaning down and rubbing a hand on my cheek.

"If you think you can conquer me, you are quite mistaken, captain." I just spank her again and enjoy the light gasp it pulls from her lips. She grins down at me, lifting up slightly to pull my pants down. She only takes them far enough to expose my hardened mast. As she drops down the pole, slicking it with her over-abundant fluids, the door slams open, an ecstatic crewman bursting in, only for his look of triumph to turn to on of embarrassment.

"C-captain!" I look passed the seductive wench on my lap to growl at the crewman.

"Tell the navigator to make for port. I'll be out when I'm done with this." The crewman nods, shutting the door as swiftly as he opened it.

"You should really lock that." The nereid says, hands pinning my shoulders down. "Wouldn't want your crew to come in when you start moaning like a little girl." I just smile, one hand grabbing her breast and tweaking the nipple before thrusting my hips up to slam into her, bringing a loud moan to her lips.

"I don't think I'm the one who's going to be moaning, girl." She just looks down with a smile.

We go at it for hours, hard and thrashing sex of two people trying to dominate each other. In the end we both win, laying in my bed, covered in sweat and moisture, wrapped around each other.

"So..." she pants, trying to muster the energy to sound dominating "do you give up yet?" I chuckle, taking a deep breath.

"I think... this is going to be... an ongoing debate." She just giggles, snuggling into my shoulder.

"If... it means we get... to do this... again... I'm okay with that." I rise, my legs shaky, but my conviction solid as ever.

"I'll be back." I grab a new pair of pants, since my original pair ended up being torn in two, and step out the door with my coat over my shoulder.

"Ah, captain." My first pproaches with a broad smile on his face. "Tame that sea lass, did you?" I just chuckle, shaking my head.

"We're calling a draw for now." Looking towards the bow as I climb the stairs to the wheel I'm pleased to see land ahead.

"So, the treasure's ours." My mate says with a quiet awe.

"Two years of hard work finally paying off. The items in that chest will be worth a fortune, and everyone will get their dues." The man smiles, nodding.

"What are you going to do now, captain?" I smile, thinking about how I'm spending the money.

"I'm going to buy the whole crew a round at the nearest tavern, celebrate our victory, then buy a house on the shore and fill it with fine drink and a fine catch." The mate laughs, clapping me on the shoulder.

"One good run and you're already retiring captain?" I give him a grin.

"Don't think you're taking over that easily. I'm still going to be chasing the next tall tale of treasure, right alongside you." He grins back at me, nodding. "What are you buying with your share, anyway?

"Ah, I'll probably get myself passed out in that bar you mentioned, before taking the lady out on a fine night of dinner and debauchery." We share a laugh, his wife's been very patient with the both of us. I've lost count of how many times we've set sail to the sound of that woman shouting at me to look after her husband.

We pull up at the docks and I take the three large chests, divving out the loot to everyone, and keeping a smaller amount for those who didn't come back to shore. Once done I go back into my cabin to gether some things, finding the nereid sitting in my chair, looking over my maps and notes.

"Having fun?" I ask, getting her to look up.

"I was, but then you went and walked out on me, so I had to find some way of entertaining myself." I shake my head, grabbing some letters and writs of sale for the treasure.

"Anything interesting in my maps?" She looks down at the charts and shrugs.

"You've mapped out our towns pretty well, I'll give you that. You could probbly sell these for a fair price to other captains." I just chuckle.

"If everyone knows how to avoid the denser populations then they'll just start wandering further out, I made that mistake once before." She just giggles, putting the latest note to catch her attention back down.

"Would you like to come with me to sell this treasure you were guarding so fiercely?" She shakes her head.

"Why, of course I'd love to go with you to rub my failure in my my face." We share a smile as she stands, her finned feet oddly workable for walking.

We walk down the ramp, much to the amusment of others on the dock, and make our way to the merchant houses.

Once there I find the two who'd given me the writs, slapping it down on their counter with my portion of the loot, including the most well decorated chest.

"I don't believe it." One says, looking over the gilded and jeweled items.

"You really pulled it off." The other says, investigating the chest.

"Yep, now, I believe you promised a particular price for all this?" I say, waving the writs in front of them.

"Of course, of course, let me see that." One grabs the letters in my hand, opening them and nodding. The other looks over his shoulder and starts counting various pieces.

"Very well, brother, write the man his payment." The other nods, grabbing a pen and piece of official-looking paper. A few minutes later and I'm holding a writ for one-hundred and twenty-five-thousand gold.

"So, what's next for the daring captain who found the legendary pirate's treasure and stole the heart of a monster?" I look down at her with a fond smile.

"I'm going to go to the tavern with my crew, buy them a round, and spend tonight enjoying our fortune." I wrap a hand around her waist, pulling her tight to me. "Then I'm going to take you to a nice inn and we're going to go for round two." I left out the part where I'd be sneaking off to find some 'supplements' for our second bout.

"And after tonight?" She asked,  slight hint of seriousness in her voice.

"I'm going to buy a home by the shore, fill it with the things I care about, and see when the next treasure comes along." She nods, oddly quiet. "I hope you don't mind being a permenant resident of that house." She looks up at me, eyes wide for a moment, before regaining her seductive stare.

"And if I do? I pull her around to my front and kiss her deeply.

"Then I suppose my home will forever be missing something." She looks at me with passion and love, tears building in her eyes.

"You silver tongued devil, you." She mutters, kissing me again.

We meet the rest of my crew crowding one of the larger taverns in town, and I burst the door down shouting the next round's on me, to the roaring cheer of the patrons. We cheer to our good fortunes and actual fortunes, and drink heartily. I also make sure to send a runner out to gather some 'specialist' items for me. As the night's winding down and most of my crew has to be carried to an inn I pop some of the tinctures into my last drink. Downing it in a single swig, I grab my darling monster and carry her off to the nearest in with a room.

Enhanced by alchemy she doesn't stand a chance of winning that night. The next morning I wake with her on my chest, breathing deeply. I sroke her hair and feel an arm wrap around my back.

"Cheater." She mutters, opening her eyes. I just give her a grin.

"Can you really be upset about it?" She grumbles a few incoherent words before pecking me on the cheek.

"Not when you made it feel so good." I tilt her chin a little and kiss her on the lips. One quick round later and we're leaving the inn, several of my crew members stumbling out around us clutching their heads, some with a girl wrapped around them giggling or cooing quiet promises.

I just smile and make my way into the street, my aquatic companion at my side.

"So, what is your name?" She asks, looking up at me. With a confused look she giggles. "Last night you told me to scream your name. When I said I didn't know it you...." She shudders at the memory.

"Brant, Brant Dorian." She nods with a smile.

"Well, I'm Nasaria. Nasaria Dorian." Her smile turns mischevious and I can't help but grin back at her. Taking her is proving to be one of my best decisions yet.