Talk:Undine/@comment-26380985-20150902042200/@comment-26376061-20160311011914

"...Hmm...hey, Brisa? We may have a problem..." My Sylph wife, Brisa, appears in a whirlwind of sand. "...huh. I was planning on relaxing on the beach, but...I guess we'll have to go investigate." I stir up the wind, rising into the air, and we fly towards the center of the island.

We arrive, and see my friend being raped by his wife. "You didn't mean it, right?! Of course you didn't, you love me, don't you? You insulted me...you...hate me...you...HAHAHAHA! I love you, and I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME AGAIN!! AHAHAHA!!" I shake my head in embarrassment. He knew that Undines kinda...snap when insulted, and he insulted her anyway. IDIOT. "Hey, Mizu!" And...the airhead (literally) flies down, towards the giant cyclone of water around the crazed Undine and her man. "Brisa, wait!...wait...she knew Mizu's name...are they friends?" I glide down after her, blasting apart the funnel of water.

Eventually, we calm Mizu down, and we walk down to the beach...where Brisa "loses" her bikini in the water...