Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170201165821

The Reptile King wrote: What is the least sexy thing you can think of? &lsquo;You dropping your pants and ramming your boner down my slutty throat until I choke and sputter, my eyes watering, gasping for breath, and then feeling you grab my head roughly and force it deeper inside. I gargle and cough up spit all over your dick, making it sloppy and wetter than a waterfall, and pull it out of my mouth, coughing. I look up at you with a sultry smile and grab your penis by the sensitive spot underneath it, rubbing and stroking it. I feel you throb like a beating heart in my hand and you suddenly explode out a massive wad of spunk all over my face. I gasp and let out a small scream as your cum flies over my head and lands in my hair, which is instantly cut off as your hot sperm flies down my throat in massive spurts. I cough again as I feel my throat burning, though your delicious cum more than makes up for it. I feel so revitalized, like I could take on a hundred of you at once. Maybe it's the wrapping vegetable I slipped in your soup yesterday. You grab your hard cock and start spanking that big monkey like a madman, your guttural moans filling the room, aiming your cock tip at my open mouth. I stay on my knees, gargling some of the spunk already in my mouth, waiting for the next several spurts to fill my whore mouth. I'm soon rewarded with a ten-second long blast of salty, sweet cum right on my little pink tongue, and you grab my head and hold it firmly in place while jerking off harder than ever, shooting larger and larger volumes of cum down my throat with each stroke. I keep rubbing my clit and massaging my dripping wet pussy lips, whimpering in pleasure at your dominance. I squirt all over the carpet not too long after, letting out a few muffled screams at the pleasure assaulting my ravaged body as your cum never stops cumming out, even squirting out of my nostrils. I want to do that again tonight, more than once.

&lsquo;BTW, if you want to hear about the MOST sexy thing I can think of, it's you pretending to break into my room and ravage my poor asshole. I love rough anal, do you think I can tell you all about it?&rsquo;

(Come on, a march hare's least sexy thoughts would be like a prostate massage lasting for days to us. Or like a set of very painful multiple ejacluations.)