Talk:Dragon/@comment-4407082-20160311191815/@comment-27950421-20160312165011

"What? You think you can tell me what to do? Not even I can tell me what to do and I'm The Reptile King! If I won't take orders from me what makes you think I'll take orders from you? ASK NICELY!!!!"

The dragon stares at me for a bit before shoving me down and pinning me to the ground, "You will put this lotion on me, or I will rape your pelvis into dust."

I put on my best poker face, "Well when you put that way... NEVER!!!"