Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28929693-20160717025920/@comment-27346571-20160922211509

I wake up, and find myself in bed with my Lamia wife, who is half awake due to my constant stirring.

"Honey... Did you have a nightmare?" She asks, sweetly.

"Yeah, about that thing that happened last month." I reply.

"How could that be a nightmare?"

"I dreamt that they somehow succeeded."

"Honey, I know it was scary at the time, but how could aliens kill the lord of all demons and seven different species of dragons?"

"I don't know, it was a stupid dream." I say, turning to her. "But while we're awake, wanna have a little fun?"

"Oh course!" She giggles, as fun times begin.