Talk:Jinko/@comment-72.129.154.205-20160101130055/@comment-25808351-20160101171257

"If your all going to help, then don't just stand there! Somebody get a doctor!" I shout as people scramble to get towels, hot water, etc. During the entire labor session I did not leave my wife's side, not even for a moment. Finally (two hours later), the babies head started to show. In that moment, I had never been more excited in my entire life. In my excitement I start to shout.

"Come on honey! The baby is right there! Just push a little more!" I shout as I sit there holding my wife's hand. Suddenly my Jinko wife smacks me across the face.

"You shut up! You did this to me!" She screams. With one final push the baby was out and I couldn't be happier.