Talk:Kobold/@comment-72.129.154.205-20160111011507/@comment-5426290-20160111094518

(1. Who the hell decides to just go into a girl's room and 'do' her while you aren't even in a relationship yet?

(2. Why would the friend's kobold let you pin her at all? She knows it's you.)

Before I even get close to pinning my friend's girlfriend I'm kicked in the gut by said Kobold. I fall off the bed onto the floor with an Oof followed by an Ugh... I then see a candle being lit and my friend's kobold glaring at me. "Wrong bed, you idiot. I could smell that you don't belong in mine. The door behind me opens and there is my friend holding a candle of his own, tilting his head at the scene. Dude?

His kobold then huffs and points at her still sleeping sister sprawled out on the other bed. "Your friend tried to get in bed with my sis, but he's not smart enough to know which bed he needs to crawl into. (-.-)

My friend looks slightly angry, but faintly also amused. "Dude, you need to stop being an airhead so often."

I sit up holding my stomach and nod at them both. "Y-yeah.. Sorry."

I'm then hugged from behind by a sleepy kobold sister who sniffs my face, licks my cheek and falls back asleep ON me. My friend, me and his girlfriend all laugh as quietly as we can while my friend's kobold rolls her eyes. "An airhead for an airhead..."