Talk:Inari/@comment-26120285-20160227012559/@comment-27550231-20160302062325

Me: -sigh- "In for a penny out with a dime."

Seeing that any attempt to run may end in a gang rape I decide that modeling is the best way to survive so I then strike a sexy pose where I lean slightly to the side hands behind my head with a cocky smile. After an inhumane amount of time waiting the class is over and I rush over to my inari friend.

Me: "You know how much I hate standing still! Gosh, I felt like I was going to cramp up and die out there."

Inari: "So why don't I treat you to a nice meal to make it up for putting you in this situation?"

Me: "As long as there's no rape involved."

Inari: "I'm an Inari hun, you have nothing to worry about~"

Me:"I know, It's just that I saw you having too much fun ^painting^ back there"

Inari: "You saw that? "

Me: "You were not the least bit subtle"

Inari: "Fine... no rape, but you can't stop me from fantasising."

Me: "I never said you coudn't"

Inari:"Then It's a date!"

Everything went better than expected.