Talk:Kobold/@comment-26948680-20151204210122/@comment-25808351-20151204225409

I awaken to the Kobold (Roxy) bouncing on my bed like a trampoline shouting, "Merry Christmas!" In shock I fly out of bed breathing heavily. Before I could even catch my breath, Roxy grabs my arm and pulls. As I follow her, she's giggling and ecstatic the whole way to our destination.... the basement door.

Before she opens it, she spins around real quick, a big smile on her face. "I just know you'll love my gift master! It was hard work trying figure out how to put it all together and how it's all used, but it's worth it to see you smile!" She says. She opens the door and covers my eyes with her fuzzy paws. Carefully she guided me down the stairs. We reach the bottom and she uncovers my eyes. "What in the hell!" I shout.

The entire basement was turned into a sexual dungeon! All sorts of strange and scandalous devices were scattered around. I almost had a heart attack. "What is all this and what's it doing in my basement?! How the hell did you even get all this stuff?! On second thought, I don't want to know!" I shout. Roxy stares at me with a confused expression. "I thought you would like this master.... Zeria said you would, she gave all of this." Roxy squeaks out. Zeria was my Dark Elf neighbor, I suppose I should have figured this was her doing. I could hear her laughter in the back of my mind, mocking me. "Shes going down" I thought.

Until, a tear rolled down Roxy's cheek, immediately breaking me from my angry thoughts towards Zeria. "I didn't know this was going to upset you master, I just wanted you to be happy on Christmas. Now you won't want me anymore." Roxy was crying like I've never seen before, she must really think I was going abandon her. I pulled her in close and hugged her till she was done crying. "I'd never get rid of you, if you really want to make me happy, please stop crying. I hate seeing you cry. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at Zeria! But I'll worry about that later. For now, just know that I love you, ok?" I said gently.

Instantly Roxy buried her face in my chest, a muffled "thank you master" swiftly followed. "Now let's go see what I got you for Christmas!" I said. Later that night we watched "A Christmas Carol" while Roxy wore her new scarf. (Kobolds have no fur on their necks it seemed like a good gift.... WHAT?!)