Talk:March Hare/@comment-28935784-20160131072126

Can you imagine how difficult things would be at office with her? There are so many puns which can be used.


 * I need to whip it out by 5.
 * Mind if I use your laptop?
 * Put it in my box before I leave.
 * If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.
 * I want it on my desk, NOW!
 * Hmmmmm ... I think it's out of fluid.
 * My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
 * It's an entry-level position.
 * When do you think you'll be getting off today?
 * It's not fair ... I do all the work while he just sits there!

Never go on a golf course with her, either.


 * Look at the size of his putter.
 * Damn, my shaft's all bent!
 * You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
 * After 18 holes I can barely walk.
 * My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
 * Lift your head and spread your legs.
 * You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
 * Just turn your back and drop it.
 * Hold up ... I've got to wash my balls first.
 * Damn, I missed the hole again.

Forget interpreters, never hire her as your lawyer.


 * Have you looked through her briefs?
 * He's one hard judge!
 * Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
 * Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
 * Is it a penal offense?
 * Better leave the handcuffs on.
 * For $200 an hour, she better be good!
 * Can you get him to drop his suit?
 * The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
 * Think you can get me off?