Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-44984952-20200510031918/@comment-46142448-20200621181519

I'd need to make further assumptions for parents to be an issue. Given my current circumstances, "going home" and "interacting with parents" have no overlap.

Assuming, for sake of argument, I have living parents I live with that I would remotely care about the opinions of, simply pretending that it's water wouldn't cut it, unless the monster girlfriend is an Undine, Glacies, or Ice Queen. Feminine fluids have a noticeable smell, and given monsters are more intense about everything sexual, and their fluids distinctly magical, I'd say there'd be a lingering aura even if I managed to clean up entirely.

Thus, given the above circumstances, I have differing solutions, depending on the tech levels of the instance of setting:

Modern setting: Call home, tell them I'm staying with a friend overnight. Call said friend, work out an alibi. Procede to spend the night with my girlfriend. Given monster social norms, her parents would be more than willing to let me stay, and help add verisimilitude to the alibi.

Premodern setting: Have her parents compose a letter home posing as a mage guild offering me to stay for some time for apprenticeship and training.