Thread:Doctor Ibrahim/@comment-28358106-20170807052612/@comment-28358106-20170816022109

Hand lotion! Lol, Hound! I can see it now...

(Setting: Their first intimate night together. Cyndwella in a see-through negligee, Marcus in his...whatever.  He leans in to give her a massage, puts his meaty paws on her delicate shoulders, and...)


 * scrape scrape scrape*

"AAAAUGH!!" (Cyndwella leaps up, shrieking, floating in the air.) "Marcus Jaghund, PUT SOME LOTION ON THAT SKIN OR IT GETS THE WHIP AGAIN!"