Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26948680-20180909190544/@comment-36835899-20180909222032

Under ordinary circumstances, a situation this ridiculous wouldn't make me bat an eye. Considering how often I have odd encounters with mamono, this one wouldn't even break my top 10 list.

Under ordinary circumstances.

The fact that this mini-deva has had the nerve to break into my home AND insult me AND threaten me AND pretend she's not actually going to do anything because of how nice SHE is gets on all my nerves at once. I reach out and flip the tap from hot to maximum cold, causing her to shriek from both the chill and the indignation. After letting her suffer for a few seconds, I turn the water off and drop a facecloth over her.

"If you were REALLY Fairy royalty, you'd know how much of a crime you've committed by entering my home uninvited."

She manages to get her head out from under the cloth, only to flinch back as she sees me glaring at her. "And then, to threaten me? To accuse me of perversion?" I lean closer to her, my voice a barely-controlled growl. "Frankly, I don't know which part is worse; your pathetic lies, your worthless insults, or your inflated opinion of yourself."

I turn to walk to the door. "I'm going to get my bug spray. If you're not gone by the time I get back, I'm gonna give you the LAST hairdo you'll ever wear." I put my hand on the doorknob and pause, turning back to look at her. She's shivering, and not just from the cold soak I gave her. "And just for the record, I may be a hormonal teen, but I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last cunt in the country."

I open the door and walk out, leaving a trail of drips behind me as I go for the bug spray.