Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190417132101/@comment-37629772-20190622125603

Twas a cold night in the graveyard. The wind was hollowing, the crows were making their wretched caws and a zombie was wondering around, looking for a man to make her own. She wasn't having much luck with the task however, as not many men go wondering into graveyards at the dead of night and even if they did, I don't thinkg you'd want to date them.

As the zombie started to loose faith in her attempt to get some action, she heard some tombstones behind her break like some old cracker that got stepped on. She turned around and she felt something she didn't feel in a long time, fear as she looked at this absolute unit of a man whos shadow covered her entirely.

As she closed her eyes and waited for the worse to happen, she heard the man say quietly "Corpse cuddle". She opened eyes in confusion, "what did he just say?" she thinks to herself. Suddenly, the man picked her up with both his hands and lifted her to his chest, locking her in a bearhug. "This.....is nice" She thinks to herself as she nuzzles into the mans chest.

(Based off one of the goliath lines)

(New PFP, the ronin warrior, the aramusha)