Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32558333-20180209203838/@comment-27950421-20180210014309

The group of Shirohebi lung at me and my unamed friends. The one targeting me attempts to lock lips and wrap her coils around me but I catch her by cheek and gently guide her to the side while side stepping in the opposite direction.

She tries to simply wrap around me but continue with her in a circular motion, allowing her to move but preventing her from successfully coiling around me. As I do this I use my free hand and quickly begin poping vertebrae in her tail, massaging muscle and tapping pressure points causing her to quickly relax into amd unconscious stupor as I gently lay her down in a coiled up ball of happu sleepy snek.

Standing up with triumphant grin I turn to my unamed npc friends to find them getting vigorously raped.

I sigh, "This is why you guys should have payed attention when I tried to teach you martial arts herptoculture..."