Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25808351-20161227141359/@comment-28358106-20170104215335

"What?? I'm not some pay-per-view pole dancer!  I figured you'd be all in for that sort of thing..." she folds her arms and huffs.

"Here you are, Majesty!" Xev says cheerfully, picking up the parchment and waving it.

"Finally!" Cyndwella plucks the parchment up and looks at it. "Let's see what's in store for..."

Her eyes grow wide. "You...you...YOU IDIOT!" She rolls up the paper and starts whacking Xev with it. "YOU MORON! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE I CAME TO THIS CITY??"

"Aaack! I'm sorry, Majesty! I'm sorry! You know the rules about extraplanar interference!" Xev holds up her hands, the paper smacking her witch hat.

"I'm gonna make you ahegao later, you stupid bimbo!" Cyndwella crumples the paper and throws it across the room. She grabs Marcus' hand.

"Come on! We have to go NOW!"