Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-2806:105E:4:3C2C:1107:C4EC:3C97:BB04-20190120030819/@comment-37532776-20190120053855

I look over at the white haired succubus who was supernaturally attractive, and wonder how did a mere succubus manage to make a hole that. Then it me, a lilim, who knew that word of my plans had reached the demon lord, maybe i shouldn't have displayed my power by blowing up that castle, you live you learn.

"The Order shall fall, mamano shall rise!"

"Silly child, I..."

"Did you just call me a child? We're about the same age you know"

"I just used child because you're uninformed"

"So now you're calling me an idiot?"

"Christ, it's like my niece all over again" i mutter "I am not order, they exiled me" I then mutter "operación distracción musical"

"What?"

"What? Anyways since you're here, i might as well catch you up" I say as a curtain opens, revealing a robot on playing on the piano. Then another robot hands me a mic "My name used to mean something, something that children could look up to" Now the musical number picks up, basicly recounting my life story.

Finally at the climax of the musical number as the lilim watches dumbfonded, I shoot her with the strongest tranquilizers known to man and mamanokind alike. Perfect, now she's a drooling mess mumbling incoherently.

I throw her over my shoulder and walk to the outskirts of a demon realm, and then lay her on the ground. Just now the tranquilezers have run their course. I throw a teleport grenade and in a flash of lightning i'm gone back to base, just in time for the game.