Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24849899-20150508020747/@comment-24849899-20150514023511

Dmitri Mendelev

Oh, you want to talk shop, you gothed-out fop?

Go back to Hot Topic and shop for a top!

There's a melancholy alcoholic laughingstock

In the leaders house; now watch the Castle Rock!

Pouty little nerd who can't get laid for shit.

I'm a workaholic with a war winning addiction!

I'm making your Dookhies shivery and jittery.

Feel that Rage and Misery!

You better start Running, Man. You're in deep poo, hoe!

I'm a mad dog, fangs Shining, Cujo!

My soldiers knock you down till you can't Stand up.

You're as soft as the Demon Lord, she can't fight for ya!

Racks on racks 'cause I pen fat stacks of frightening rapping. Have you seen the pile?

I can even take a break from my routine style;

Crank out a Shawshank or a Green Mile!

Your army of Dookhies? Barely blood curdling.

Mother nature or your leaders? Not even unnerving.

Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent human civilians? Now, that's disturbing!

General Fardesto(I had permission to use his character)

Well well well if it isn't my old friend,

tell me how was it like to be surrounded by your dead.

Cause I'm the Angel of Death, motherfucker I run these camps,

Gassing, executing, AND slitting their necks!

Cause look into my eyes, you perverted witch!

See the soul of the man who made your army my bitch!

You think I give a fuck about their life?

Your own people got locked up in my prison, and I ended all their lives!

Your only a, nerd who can't get laid for shit!

I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot!

Your whole family; shot! All your wizard friends; shot!

Anyone who sold you our weapons; shot!

Starve you for days til' you waste away!

I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state!

Pride of mankind makes me the best rappa'.

Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Deruella!

Then the massive amount of big tanks began to fire at the monsters, destroying them all.