Talk:Hakutaku/@comment-28718853-20170425002006/@comment-27950421-20170504145123

I sigh, getting their attention, "You guys are arguing over who is the most influential teacher?"

The Pharaoh snorts, "Yes, now please explain to this cow that I am the one true queen of this school!"

The Hakutaku growls, "One true queen my hoof! It's obvious that I am the one that the students look up to most. I am a Hakutaku after all. Our kind are born to be teachers."

I cross my arms, "It is quite the conundrum isn't it?"

I glance at the Hakutaku, "On one hand Taku-sensei is correct, her race are natural born teachers and that combined with her curvier figure makes her quite popular..."

The Pharoah growls angrily while the Taku-sensie smirks arrogantly.

I turn to the Pharoah, "However Pharaohs are charismatic as well and naturally garner respect and admiration. Combined with Cleo-senseis exotic looks and she too has gained a strong following."

Cleo-sensei gives a haughty grin while Taku-sensei looks disheartened.

I rub my chin, "In the end I'd say that the most influential teacher would be... Bianca-sensei."

Cleo-sensei and Taku-sensei simultaneously whirl around screeching, "WHAT!?!?!"

I take a step back with a nervous grin, "Well it's just that Bianca-sensei has rather large breasts for a Bicorn and she has a kind hearted personality that appeals to most people. The fact that she's teaching Sex-Ed and Harem Management in a school that up until just recently had been a boys school and thus has a disproportionate amount of guys in it gives her a huge advantage. A math teacher or history teacher can't compete with that..."

At this time the busty Bicorn teacher walks by while being swarmed by male students looking for advice, "Oh my, were you two arguing? Could you please resolve you differences outside of school? It sets a poor example for the children."

I wave to her, "Oh it's no problem, I've talked to them and we've already got it all figured out."

Bianca-sensei gives a kind smile, "Oh? Well good work then Reptile-kun, just make sure you don't forget to do that make up work I gave you..."

I shrug, "Yeah, yeah, twenty pages on how to best pleasure a centauroid mamono, I'll have it done next week."

She nods before turning and continuing on her way, still leaving a trail of male students eager to learn.

Taku-sensei and Cleo-sensei both hang their heads in defeat.

"I wish I could teach her class..."

"Yeah..."