Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20181002042424/@comment-29435884-20181002105138

I'm an ordinary man, who drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimney. The marathon I've already run has got me on my last legs and I know my chances are shot now.

Every escape route is closed and more and more lamias are appearing on the scene. Fuck it.

I sling an arm around the Lamia who started the chase. If she's determined enough to chase me for the best part of half an hour she deserves to enjoy her prize.

"Looks like you caught me first" I tell her as she smiles like a kid on christmas morning. She pulls me into a bridal carry as angry hisses sound out from behind us. But I know...I know I made the right choice.

And that kids...is how I met your mother.