Talk:Kejourou/@comment-198.54.211.2-20150328140543/@comment-25035274-20150330143219

"...she has sent you a picture of her making love to her new lover without the knowledge that it would hurt you. "

Lolwut? If she knows I like her, how can she not know that would be pretty damned hurtful? She and her man are both down with sending selfies of themselves gettin' it on to me? Jeeze. Assholes.

I turn Crazy Hair McGee around and shoo her right out my door. I then burn the picture, and go sell myself to that Gyoubu Danuki merchant that keeps making all those not-very-subtle comments to me when I do my shopping every week. I do, however, lay one condition.

She agrees, and we promptly go and fornicate all over the New Couples' lawn.

While they're trying to eat breakfast.