Talk:Harpy/@comment-26480160-20160104065222/@comment-27303410-20160104213755

(don't you mean husband, now the WDYD)

Sense the harpy hasn't tried to rape me yet I head for the villege and keep an eye to the sky, this lady is looking to settle down with me as her husband, and I'm not ready for that kind of commentment yet.

Once I feel I'm clear I come out of hiding and try to head for home, still keeping an eye to the sky, must be my lucky day because the harpy that took me is no where in sight, after I finally make it home I hear a loud thumping behind me and see the harpy perched on top of a near by fence looking at me lustfully.

"OH CRAP!" As I to run into my house the harpy was faster than me and makes it inside before I could close the door knocking me down, I lay there looking at the harpy as she looks at me upside down, she walks over to the door and closes it.

I slowly stand up only to get knocked down again, our eyes meet and she kisses me, I can't help but pitch a tent and she notices, she rips my pants away and takes me on the floor of my living room.

That was a 4 months ago, she tend to help the post office with air mail now a days and I able to keep my engineering job at the firm.