User blog:IonicZach/Ship Wrecked: A Thunderbird WDYD? Response

You are a sailor. Your crew was caught in a storm of great and was doing everything to keep the ship above the water.

Captain: I see our targets, gentlemen.

On the horizon appeared four Thunderbirds.

Captain: Prepare the harpoons, your deck rats, today we will prove that we are men.

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The next morning you wake up on the edge of a beach, the ship apart and missing crew. One of the Thunderbirds was also on the beach with a harpoon stuck halfway on the shoulder.

What do you do?

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"OH MY GOD! Are you okay? Can you hear me?" I scramble up to her, and cradle her in my arms. Her breathing is ragged, but she nods. "Okay. First things first, I have to get this out of your shoulder." I grab the harpoon and she winces, I caress her cheek, make her look me in the eyes and say "Focus on me, not the harpoon okay?" She nods, blushing. I grab the harpoon and instead of pulling out, which would only damage her shoulder more, I drive it all the way through and pull it out the other side. I quickly tear a strip of cloth off of my shirt and wrap it tightly around her wound.

She then looks up at me and suddenly wraps her wings around my head and pulls me into a passionate thank you kiss. We break the kiss and stare into each other's eyes, panting. I quickly snap out of it and say, "We should probably set up camp here while we catch our bearings. Are you okay for now?" She nods happily.

"I'm okay now thanks to you." She says, sweetly.

"Good you can talk." I state rather surprisedly. I pat her head, earning a gentle coo from her, and get up to gather some supplies. After I set up a fire pit and some shelter, I set out to gather food, one thing I make sure to gather is some honey not only for food but as some antiseptic for my new friends wound.

I return to see that the thunderbird has already started a fire, most likely using her lightning abilities, and is cooking some fish. As I walk up she offers me some grilled fish on a stick.

"Thanks, smells nice." I say, putting my stuff down. I take a bite, "Wow! That's pretty good." She smiles at my praise, and hugs me.

By the time we finish dinner it is already getting dark, so we decide to crawl into my makeshift tent and call it a night. Or we would have if my new companion wasn't a monster who's taken quite the shine to her tent mate. She wakes me up with a shock, which gets me erect immediately, and mounts me. Lets just say neither of us got much sleep that night, not that I'm complaining.

The next morning, I awaken to me cuddling my electifying companion. We begin the morning with me redressing her wounds, using some honey as a disinfectant, and her catching some fish and me cooking them. As we eat, I notice something off in the distance, "It's a ship! We're saved!" I yell to the punk rock birdy.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">You could almost see the light bulb light up above the thunderbird's head as she gets an idea. She shoots a bolt of lightning into the air, grabbing the attention of the ship.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">A few minutes later and we're picked up by a Demon Army ship. "Glad we got to you when we did." the captain Succubus says. "And I'm particularly glad we caught you cutey~." She says sliding up to me. She's quickly shoved away by my lover. "Oh! I didn't do you two were an item. Well you two do make a good couple." She giggles when we both blush, but my new wife just hugs me as we sail off into the sunset into our new life.