Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34552561-20180227004754/@comment-29435884-20180227075843

1. Dark Valkyrie for sure. Not a big fan of being kept in a grass hut till the missus wants to root me in public. And I love angels.

2. Ogre. If I get her drunk enough and squint a bit, I can pretend she's an Oni.

3. Lizardman. I can't fight my way out of a paper bag, but both flavours of elf got a double shot of bitch. And, yanno, lizard tits.

4. Let's just say I'll take a can of petrol and a lit match over both of them.

5. Urrgh, here we go. First hard one. But Sea Bishops are such sweethearts that it overtakes the Cupid's angel cred.

6. Demon. I like the  Alraune quite a bit, but I love succubi that much more, and the demon is one of the best. Plus whoah mumma that bod!

7. Dragon. All dragons, any dragons, all day. Not to take away from the Echidna, she's pretty tops too.

8. Mermaid. Sweethearts with sweet tits are pretty fucking sweet with me! (christ that was tortured even by my standards)