Talk:Troll/@comment-69.161.50.229-20160302175513/@comment-27013779-20160319153800

Das what she said

Friends with a troll: Wow, that must really suck when playing video games...

And Im done...On to the response!

I yell out with fury, "Hell no! If there is one of you he dares touch my wife, you will have me to deal with!"

I then proceed to take them one and manage to get good landings but aquire a few bruises and cuts from the gang. As one of them reached and grabbed hold of my girlfriend, I snap and lung at the man, wildly wailing onto his face, sending him stumbling back to his compadres and taking off.

Slumping down, my battered body taking its toll, my girlfriend hugs me tightly and cries for me being so stupid, to which I assure her that I am alright. She sniffles, "But...you...you said wife..."

I smirk at her, "That I did, sweetie. That I did."

Sex as soon followed.

-Carthois