Talk:Hellhound/@comment-26948101-20151023015613/@comment-27069434-20151023043541

Simple. She's persistent and vigorous as hell,her profile even outright states she can't be tamed - even gods failed at that. but the one to tame her would have to surpass gods in the art of handling beasts, which hints that KC intended her to be at least theoretically more or less tameable.You can guess three times what man doesn't want to prove he's got Mars pattern artificer-crafted balls of pure adamantium so big you need a dedicated APC for them alone by succeeding where everyone else - gods included - failed miserably. The extraction of Excalibur from the rock is basically sunday bingo in a small town church compared to taming a hellhound wife, because it's no less than proving your libido and the art of pleasuring woman exceeds that of the gods themselves! That, and some folks really seem to like the prospect of having their pelvic boned ground to fine dust with no effort from them - just layng back and enjoying the ride of the hellhounds.

P.S. You do know you're at the forefront of this whole bedsheet-writing movement, right? Not that everyone here's gonna give you the laurels without fight. See - men are all about competitiveness.