Talk:Alp/@comment-26115871-20151028233146

Earlier today you got some new neighbors: a couple and their 15 year old son. They're very nice people, though you've noticed that their son is awfully shy around you. You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your bedroom door opening, which - considering you live alone - is probably a bad sign. For now you play possum, listening as the intruder - who you quickly identify as the neighbor's son just by his trembling voice - seems to give himself a pep talk, apparently not understanding how important it is to be quiet when you're breaking into someone's house.

"W-well, it's not that weird to break into someone's home late at night because you want t-to suck them off, right? I-I mean, that's how mom and dad met, a-and it turned into happily e-ever after for them, s-so . . ."

What Do You Do?