Talk:Holstaur/@comment-27950421-20170331125920/@comment-30700719-20170331224028

"Why the fuck does this kind of stuff happen to me? I just wanted to go get a carton of eggs!" I rip off my sleeves, buckle myself to a large machine gun, and press the trigger. I go flying through the air, using the machine gun as a jetpack. "Legitimate Science, don't fail me now!"