Talk:Hellhound/@comment-201.141.148.168-20160223060607/@comment-26295607-20160223161333

"Whose the father? Cause I know it's not me!"

Shame faced she starts to scratch the back of her head, "Well I might have used a sleep spell on you so I could mount you in your sleep."

"You Did what?" I ask in disbelief.

"Oh come on! Its your own damn fault for making me wait this long for sex. I mean you've had four months to agree to marry me, so what did you think was gonna happen?"

"Well I thought you would wait till our wedding night and then hump me dry and about 9 months later I would have a daughter"

"And I was" she says back starting to get her usual confidence back.

Sighing in disbelief at this sudden development I am well aware that I should have foreseen this would happen.

"Well I guess we might as well start shopping for baby clothes, cause in about 9 months were going to need them. But first we need to go so a law office for a marriage license because I refuse to have my daughter grow up without her daddy."