Talk:Alp/@comment-304875-20160927090451/@comment-28262756-20170107043123

The girls say, 'We can do this the easy way or the hard way. You choose.' I look the Manticore in the eye and simply say, 'No.'

'The hard way it is, then,' says the Devil, and they advance.

They will come no further.

The air pressure drops so fast even my ears pop. My eyes turn white and start glowing, while a ghostly aura appears around me. A whirlwind begins to form around the hilltop.

I scream in a thousand voices, rising slightly into the air as my hair stands on end.

The pair looks at me in shock and awe as I say, 'I WILL GIVE YOU THE SAME CHOICE YOU GAVE ME. THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY.'

The girls quickly reply, 'Easy! Easy!'

'THEN BEGONE!' I say, and warp space round them, teleporting them onto their husband's dinner table.

Even immortal beings have to have a sense of humor, after all.