Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27950421-20181121020711/@comment-37523810-20190111035933

Black Harpy: “Let you? Honey, I’ll make you!”

Cockatrice: *runs away in terror*

Crow Tengu: “Weird flex but okay~”

Gandharva: “O-Oh! I was gonna play you a song first, y’know, to seduce you, but hey, I’m not complaining!”

Regular Harpy: (Already positioning herself) “Hey, whaddaya call a Harpy having sex? Getting laid! Hahaha!”

Jubjub: “Ugh, fucking FINALLY! Everyone’s always obsessed with the Jabberwock and Cheshire and March Hare to notice me. About damn time I get some attention!”

Owl Mage: “Hmmm, upon considering your request to allow you to ‘smash’, I am assuming you mean the metaphorical term used for intercourse rather than literally smashing an object. Therefore, in response to your inquiring demand, I do indeed accept your fawning to smash.”

Siren: “Foo foo! Let me sing you a song to answer that. The title is called ‘Fuck me to the ends of the Earth!’”

Thunderbird: (Already smashing) “WhatwasthatsorryI’mjustreallyhyperbecauseIwantyourdickinme!”