User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27036092-20160429231645

^ If only it was that easy, that would have been done since a while. You have to infuse their breasts with magic so that they can produce a milk with a different flavour. The results we've had so far went from different formulas, and a part of the digested food actually gets converted into energy that goes straight to their boobs (don't ask me why, that I don't know), which counts as a formula.

The only real pain is that we have yet to find the right combination to get chocolate milk.