Thread:LightningS9/@comment-31049256-20171225064204/@comment-25808351-20180119150626

Me! I went to The Lescatie WITH a bottle of 120 proof whiskey. I met a Dark Mage there. She promised me lots of drunken fun and gold. She lead me to her favorite gathering spot. To my horror, it was a gigantic (Censored) orgy! I downed the entire bottle of whiskey and tried to run, but I was too slow! They detained me and tried use me for their perverted means! I thought I was lost.... UNTIL! Cyndwella showed up! HOOZAH!

My wife bursts through the wall on top of a flying ship! "Avast ye sluts! How dareth ye steal me booty?! Now prepareth the for an ass whooping!" Cyndwella then raises a sword, and all the canons on the ship point toward the pervy monster girls. Then, BOOM! Debris goes flying and all the girls scatter! Cyndwella then throws a life preserver and tells me to swim to the ship.

But I'm all, "hun, there's no water! I don't need a life jacket!"

Then she's all, "put that shit on or I'll slap ya!"

So I put it on. THE END.