Talk:Cupid/@comment-26115871-20151111230025/@comment-27550231-20160127150158

Me: *trollface.png* Oh myyyy, and who might you be?

Ushi: Where is Sweetie PIE! *ushi oni punches wall next to my face leaving an indentation*

Me: *shit eating grin still on my face*  Whomever  could you mean?

Ushi: WHERE IS SHE! She's pink beautiful and means everything to me! I can't live withount her *ushi-oni starts sobbing* so give her baahahahahaack!

Cupid: I'm here *cupid walks out* Let's talk outside...

Moments later

Cupid: I'll be leaving now, I'm going to the mountains to try and give this a shot, plus I've convinced her to bring the guy I liked to.

Me: *sarcastic* I bet he's overwhelmed with joy.

Cupid: Sorry for causing you trouble, I'll be leaving now. Thanks for your help.

Me: Hold on there Speed racer, your girlfriend smashed my dooy and put a hole on my wall, heck I'm renting this place off a very stingy Danuki so pay up!

Cupid: With what money?

Me: I dunno! Why don't you work your magic on my land lord and make her forgive you! *slams door hinge for dramatic effect*

In the end everything worked out. The cupid got her man, the ushi-oni got her sweety pie and my rent was paid for 3 months. Everything went better than expected.jpeg