Talk:Slime/@comment-198.199.93.123-20190211013312/@comment-25808351-20190211022706

Husband comes home from a hard day of work to his Slime wife who has been diligently preparing to celebrate they’re 10th anniversary. Cooking a delicious meal, strategically setting and lighting candles throughout the house, laying rose petals on the ground that trail to the bedroom, etc. Husband comes home, is stunned by the effort his wife made, he gives her an anniversary gift and they go upstairs to boink and he drinks from her.

Practically writes itself.