Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20190320023637

You wake up with a feeling not unlike a hangover, only to realize that you didn't have anything to drink last night, and you're not in your room, or your house, or any place that you can recognize, the place your in kinda looks like a dungeon, which would explain why you're chained up and gagged... upon making note of all of these facts, it is pretty clear to you now that you have been drugged and kidnappped.

You are fully clothed however, so that's a plus. Then again that also means your kidnapper may not be a mamono which is likely to be whole lot less fun than if it were a mamono.

At this point you hear a deap, distinctly male chuckle. So yeah you definitely were not kidnapped by a mamono, if you weren't already worried about your health and wellbeing, now is probably the time to start.

A figure steps into, one that you recognize as none other than the Reptile King. A being that, so far as you know, is both insane and functionally omnipotent. Once again if you aren't worried, now is definitely the time to start worrying.

The Reptile King smirks down at you, "Glad to see you woke up, I was beginning to think that I killed you an overdose or something. That would have been awfully inconvenient. I would've had to fins a new guinea pig and everything..."

He shrugs, "Well you're not dead so I would assume you would like an explanation as to what is going on. Simply put, I've grown bored. And not just the normal kind of bored either where I'd curse the Sabbaths boytoys into having a fetish for MILFs or bury a temple to chief god in cupcakes or drive an alien race extinct in a bloody genocide. Oh no, I've grown bored in a much grander scale than that. This whole thing with the Demon Lords little squabble with the Chief God and the way things are being run in the Royal Makai, it's been going on for millennia and it's grown rather dull. I've decided to mix things up a bit!"

He motions in a grandiose fashion, "and what better way to do that than a change in leadership! Since the Demon Lord and Fallen Hero are boring, why not replace them? And via random selection, I've chosen..."

He suddenly pokes you in the nose, "YOU! to become the next Fallen Hero. Yes, yes, no need to thank me. You'll literally have the weight of the world on your shoulders and bored eldritch beast from before the gods threatening devour you and everything you hold dear if you fail to do anything of interest. And no you don't get a choice in the matter. Think of it as you being chosen by Fate itself to go forth on a glorious adventure!"

He growls angrily and briefly mutters under his breath, "Except unlike Fate, I don't cheat at cards... bastard and his gojira damned blue black deck..."

He smiles to you again, "Now I'm not a bad guy, so I'm going to let you choose what kind mamono that will be your demon lord waifu, something other than a basic succubus of course can't have more of the same after all..."

He points to a nearby door, "Then I'm going to toss you and your new waifu into that time dilation chamber over there for oh let's say, three or four hours, well three or four hours for me and the rest of the world, for you two it'll be something along the lines of thirty or forty million years."

He pauses in thought, "or was it billions... oh well, point is you and your waifu will have plenty of time to throw as many wild orgies as you want so you can grow up big and stwong. Then when I let you out, you two can make yourselves useful and usurp the current Demon Lord and her husband and make something interesting happen! Maybe even remake all of minster kind in you're own twisted image or murder the chief god or something! Wouldn't that be fun!"

The Reptile King walks around where you can't see him, "I let you think about your options before you pick who you're going to rule for eternity with. Or well, as much as eternity you get before I get bored with you being in charge and have you assassinated or get you a fancy retirement to Fiji or something..."


 * An hour later...

The Reptile King returns and removes the gag so you can speak, "Now then what have you decided?"

(Ladies, you're a mamono of your choice and you just flop all of the genxer involved in you becoming the new demon lord, whether you like it or not.)

What do you do?  