User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-26376061-20160710191003/@comment-27950421-20160710191744

My body disappears in a puff of smoke revealing that Shade had actually impaled a log.

"I'm kind of getting tired of various dorks trying to wipe me out right off the bat. What ever happened to some good old fashioned pre fight banter. You youngins are so impatient," comes my voice from behind.

A second later my boot comes down on Shades head as I stomp his face into the dirt and ashes before I disappear and reappear a short distance away.