Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170815091046/@comment-34263048-20180124090904

As I was dusting myself I was thinking that the best course of action is most likely to get back on the road, The cliff is steep but it's not incredilby high or anything, The road is old and not many use it thuogh but there is a chance that someone would drive there, and if not then the oncoming car might have stopped to call help, and if it went off the road too I can most lkely spot it from the road, and check on them. As I'm climbing I see some red and blue flashes and I can hear engine running at high rpm, and somw tires screetches. Just before I get to the road, I can just about see a police car passing by really fast. Well, Not going to get help from them. As I check the tarmack, It's rather dark, but I had left late at the evening, as I was thinking about sleeping in a motel in the town I was heading so I would be on time at the wedding. I look at the tarmack, Afterall I am a car guy, I can determine quite a lot from just the tire marks on pavement. After checking the road I can see that the other car had just managed to stay on the road, but it had gone quite fast, it might have been running from the police? I know that some streetracers occasionally use this road as their race track. Well, in any case I'm out on foot, and at least 50 miles off from nearest town that I knew, or 40 miles if we go as crow flies. But that would be constant down hill and up hill climbing. If I stay on the road there is a chance that someone might pick me up. either way it would be good one and a half days of walking, + how much I sleep.

I start walking at the side of the road, hoping that someone would happen to be driving, Even if they wouldnt give me a lift they would most likely call the police saying someone tried to stop them here. As I have walked 6 or 7 moles or so I can hear a car. I get in the middle of the road, and get ready to stop it. The car stops as I wave my hands, and I walk to the drivers door. The driver opens the window and she appears to be a Gremlin. Out of all Mamono gremlins are only ones that have gotten drivers licenses so far, They might be small but due to their natrual talent of using everything mechanized they were deemed worthy of holding a valid drivers license.

-"Need a ride?" She asks -"I could really use a ride, I had a minor accident and my car is quite wrecked at the moment" -"I well, I could actually use a ride myself. How about a deal, You give me a ride, and I give you a ride?" She asks with very lewd exression on her face. -"Ok, Thanks I rather walk." -"Are you sure? There's all kind of mamono around here, and it's pretty long walk to get anywhere." -"I still rather walk." -"Ok" she says and drives off. Hrmp... Maybe not wild, but still only one thing on their minds... I swear at her when the tailights disappear from my vision. It is really starting to get dark now, thankfully it's almost midsummer so it isnt cold at least. I just have to watch my steps. And then my swearing turns to the one who sent that message. My does nobody call me anymore, always just texting. Text messages, worst invention ever.

After walking well over 6 hours I was starting to get tired, Thankfully I knew there was small river just a mile or so ahead, I can drink from it, and after that I can take a small rest beside the road in case someone happens to be driving around here. Just when I' have descended from the road to the small dip where the river was I hear how car passes by. DAMMIT! Just my luck. Well, He wouldnt see me even if I would run back and yell and shout, It's too dark allready. So I just drink from the river, take the tuxido jacket off, and make some sort of pillow out of it, and start sleeping.

I wake up on the early morning sun, I dont think any cars have passed me while I was asleep but you never know, some of those modern cars are electric so they dont really make any noise which would have woken me up, and self driving, and if so, their so called driver might have been asleep they might have passed me and never knew about it. Sometimes I wish that technology wouldnt have advanced from 90's. but now people only one smart dishwashers which run to the store get the ingredients and bake a cake and so on. I keep on swearing the current state of the world while I go drink from the river, then I throw the tuxedo jacket on my shoulders and start walking again. Althuogh... I got a strange feeling that someone was watching me... Nah, must be my imagination.

Either way, As the day progressed and I started to descend form the hills to the forest the feeling cept coming back. Something was off but I really couldnt put my finger on it. I tried to look around if there would be something stalking me but no, couldnt see anything but still I was sure that someone... or something was watching me, Not all the time, Sometimes that feeling was fone for 10 minutes, sometimes nearly an hour, Some times the feeling lasted for ten minutes, sometimes it lasted for hours. But no matter where I looked I saw noting out of place.

I come up to small stream, and I stop to take a drink, Also I heve to take a dump so here is as good place as any. Kinda annoying to do it like this without any kind of toilet, but right now I dont really have an option. As I'm leaning on a tree finishing my business I again get the feeling that I'm being watched, and this time I'm 100% sure that someone is watching, But no matter how much I look around I cant see nothing. But I can hear something, A light buzzing noise? As I'm pulling my pants back up, I suddenly feel a sting at my back, I turn around to look, and see a horner smiling lavishly at me, then I collapse as the paralyzing venom starts to effect. As I'm laying on the ground the hornet walks over me, and kneels down. -"Very nice, I'm goin to have fun with you, Specially as our queen just got married last week, I'm goin to have you all to my self" she cooed I was helplesly just lying on the ground paralized and my pants still around my knees when she stinged me again, and injected the lewd venom. Then she suddenly looked away from me, I didnt know what was coming but even I head that something was approaching, and what ever that was it was coming fast. Then I saw a grizzly very briefly as she tacled the hornet off from me.

For a quite some while I just layed there, I heard how the grissly and hornet fought on who would have me, but it heard like the fight would have been very even, and they both wanted to claim me. The paralizing poison dint let me move almost at all, and the lewd venom kept my erection going for so long it was allready been painful for quite a while. Hours even, at least it felt like it. I was praying that something would release me, anything, I didnt care anymore who would win that fight as long as something would give me the release I was wanting. Id give anything if something would give me the release. And suddenly I felt somethign slimy, and I finlly got my relese. I heard how the the grizzly and horned suddenly called that I would be reserved allready, but what ever gave me the release just jumped on me, It was green, and really slimy, and in an instant was forced in to a kiss,  at the same time as I was forced in to the Mucus Frog that straddled me. I didnt care, I got my release. The grizzly and horned protested, but the frog kept riding on me until I lost my conciousness.

2 weeks later me and my new wife emerged form the forrest, I had learned that it was she who had been wathing me since I drank from the river at the morning. She had been tailing me near the waters edge since she had seen me first time. I apologized that I missed my friends big event. and he understood it quite well. I moved in to a small cottage near a swamp with my wife. and overall the life is quite good.