Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36835899-20181108034705/@comment-36855838-20181108124530

Best to bite the bullet.

I gather everyone up, easy enough on a sunday, my Mom and dad are home too, and I make sure they're in the room when all the girls are here.

I also tae care to have them gather all the housekeys in a seperate room so nobody can start making copies.

I seem to have gathered quite the crowd, or at leadt the largest crowd our house has seen. Counting my parents, my siblings, who had nothing better to do, and I, there are twenty people here, all told.

Everyone stares at me expectantly, and I take my time making snacks, ritz crackers topped with deli-roast beef andd a few types of havarti cheese.

I make about ten platefuls and begin ferrying them in.

Once everybody has their mouths full, I begin.

"So, I've decided who I want to date-"

About half the mamono and all of my family simultaneously begin to choke on their hors d'ouvres. The rest suddenly swallow with such force I'm sure their esophagi could crush stone.

Before anybody can say a thing, I finish.

"-it's Suzie!"

The orc sits dumbstruck, her low-cut yellow sundress beginning so soak with sweat as her ample chest heaves with nervous breath.

"M-m-me?! B-but why, I'm so plain!"

My brother gave me a knowing look, and I responded with an icy, 'don't you dare say it in front of the kid,' look.

Suzie was blushing so hotly I could feel it myself, and mere moments later, she lay in my arms.

Looking at the others, I saw looks of disappointment, and one girl, a hellhound, looked downright furious!

Just as the hellhound stood and began walking towards me, I shoved my brother into her arms.

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Will finish later.