Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26052600-20160302043959/@comment-25547106-20160304050522

Armstrong lowers his hat to his chest and bows, continuing his sales pitch. "Please, ladies and gentlemen! I implore you; do not miss this opportunity!" he says in a humble tone. At this, several couples that had been rather engaged beforehand stepped out, their clothes dissheveled and the man with multiple lipstick marks all over his neck and face.

"You know, honey, a vacation sounds wonderful!" one of the mamono wives spouts, a Shirohebi, no less.

"Indeed, madam!" Armstrong says, a wide grin upon his face. "And let me show you just how you'll be getting there, folks!" he continues, pulling out the orb and activating it, opening the portal to the Royal Makai. "That's right, folks, a direct gate straight to the entrance to the pearly gates! All for your ease of access!"