User blog comment:The Reptile King/Ask Reps Daughter Questions/@comment-26073594-20161022142609/@comment-27950421-20161024012954

Freia whirls around and looks at Inches with a panicked expression, "Damn! I hoped I'd never have to use this!"

She quickly casts a spell and in a flash of magic Inches is gone.


 * in a swamp several hundred miles away

Inches falls out of the sky landing face first in the muck and the mud. He looks up to see a Werecrocodile with features similar to an alligator glaring down at him

The Werecroc gives a vicious smirk, "Well looky here. It looks tuh me like dat one pee-do-file dat tuh king but dat sent all dem announcments about just plum landed in our laps. Well you know what we do to dem Pee-do-files round these parts..."

Inches hears a splash behind and turns to an even bigger Werecroc, this one with the features of a Salt Water Crocodile.

The Salty draws a very, very large knife "Roight, I think the floiers called im All4Inches? Let's make im 0Inches..."

(Stuck betwee a Redneck Alligator and an Ausie Salt Water Crocodile, will Inches be beaten to a bloody pulp? will e castrated yet again? And will he annoy Freia even more? Most certainly, but we shall feign ignorance to maintain dramatic tension! So find out next time on... Ask. Reps. Daught.)