User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-27550231-20160523013246/@comment-27950421-20160526201547

I suddenly pop up beside them, "I'm not salty about the fight, I'm salty because you ruined the strings to my third favorite guitar. Do you have any idea how expensive lightning proofed guitar strings are?"

I reach into my pocket, "By the way, you guys dropped that stuff for you to go to Bone Sand-"

As I pull out the boat tickets to the resort I look up. After a moment of realization I put the tickets back in my pocket, "On second thought, I'll hold on to them for you guys until you get out of the hospital. Bye."

I rush into a summoning circle and am gone.

A moment later Evra comes crashing down with an earth shaking thoom and a blast of gale force wind. She rises up in her draconic form, towering nearly twice the size of the average dragon.

She lets out a furious roar, " ONLY ONE MAN US ALLOWED TO SEE ME LIKE THAT WITHOUT HAVING HIS BALLS RIPPED OFF!!! YOU ARE NOT HIM!!! "

I appear on a summoning circle floating behind Evras head where she can't see me and hold up a sign that says, "RUN DUDE RUN!!!" After that me, the sign and the summoning circle disappear without a trace.