User blog:Knuckles213/Break's Snakebit WWYD Response

This is my response to Breakaway Republic's: Snakebit - A Shirohebi WWYD

The WWYD:

''You've found an abandoned temple while searching for a place to get out of the rain, while exploring said temple you find a women bound and tied in a lower chamber with what appears to be magic seals around and two talismen attached to her, upon closer inspection you notice that sh'e a Shriohebi, she looks up at you with pleading eyes. ''

''"Please help me a serpent cult trapped me here a few days ago, they plan to use me for some ritual, please help." the Shriohebi begs of you, tears falling from her eyes. ''

''WWYD? ''

My Response:

As she pleaded and cried out to me, I continued my blank expression observation of the situation and continued to stare into the gemstone eyes of the beautifully glowing albino snake that was constricted by the magical seals place around her.

She was quite beautiful and vulnerable; she continued gaze upon me waiting for my response to her plead. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t entranced by her charms as woman or half woman.

“Please….help…” she gently voices to me as tears flow from eyes down her cheeks

I wanted to free her from her unfortunate predicament, but was having second thoughts on actually going through with it. I move in and kneel down right just before her to get a closer inspection of her and the magical seals and look her in her radiant gemstone eyes……

“Fuck this, I’m out.” I blurted out

“What!?” She raises both brows in shock

“Yea……..not worth it.”

“Not worth it!?...... HEY!” she yells at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Yep definitely not worth it.” I said with a smirk on my face

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Aren’t you going to save me!?........Have you no shame?........... <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%; font-family:"Times New Roman",serif">What kind of man leaves a defenseless woman bound against her will trapped in a temple, waiting for sudden sacrifice to befall her?” she says out of character

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Are you not an adventurer? Don’t you feel pity for woman in need of help?” she asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“uhhh……..no” I flatly tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Your horrible.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Yea………not my problem.” I said to her picking my nose

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Not your problem!?” she says to me with slight agitation in her tone of voice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Look, I just happen to be traveling by in search of treasure, not save a sacrifice that could put me in danger if I decide to help without knowing what I’m up against. I may not be the type of guy you thought I was, but I’m certain not stupid enough to fall for this tacky bait.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“You’re an Ass!” she tells me while being angry at my words

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">I got up and started to walk away with parting words “I don’t see any gain from help you out, I’m no sucker….this has to be some type of poor man’s trap by those weird cult people your talking trying to tactically recruit new members through underhanded persuasive methods or trying to get another sacrifice......I mean sucker…..….…I ain’t havin that shit. You assholes got me once with cookies and holstaur milk fresh off the pink nipples, I won’t fall for this petty crap using a cheap 5 five dollar ho in tacky shrine maiden outfit with no sense of style who’s only worth is to be used as sperm dumpster for degenerates.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“EXCUSE ME!” she yells out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">With my body fully turned in the opposite direction, feeling like a champ for not falling for this lame poor man’s trap, I heard the piercing scorning voice of the shirohebi from behind call out to me “HOLD ON, YOU ASSHAT!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">And at that moment I felt a deep dark presence illumining over the backside of my body creating and ominous pressure in the opposite direction I was heading. I paused, made a “WFT” face and turned my head around……… <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%; font-family:"Times New Roman",serif">my face was mortified and my balls shot up back up in me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">The beautifully snow white albino snake woman’s eyes turned blood shot red, her radiant white skin started flaking off becoming dark purple, her hair flowing furiously in the air like it had a mind of its own, and I saw a dark aura radiating around her immensely…….the seals melted away.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">(SHIT! An Apophsis!) My eyes widen.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“………..eff!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“SOOOO I’M A CHEAP 5 FIVE DOLLAR HO IN A TACKY SHRINE MAIDEN OUFIT WITH NO SENSE OF STYLE WHO’S ONLY WORTH IS TO BE USED AS SPERM DUMPSTER FOR DEGENERATES HUH!” she says to me while flames spew from her mouth like a dragon.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“uhh.. uh-oh….” I said quietly

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I’m out of here!” I said and took off with burst speed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GOING YOUNG MAN! I JUST WANNA TALK!” she roared at me in a demonly voice chasing after me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Like hell you do!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">I belted out of the temple and on to the temple grounds and into the forest with great haste hoping to out run the slithering enraged apophsis that was hot on my trail like stink on shit running through objects carving a clear path from the destruction of walls, boulders, and trees in her way with her eyes on fire. As I was running through the forest for my dear life, I come to open space clearing in the forest and quickly scan the area to find a place to hide from certain death. I notice a quite large sturdy tree that I could climb so that I could at least catch my breath and be safe for a bit.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">After climbing the sturdy tree for safety, I hid in the bushy branches to conceal my presence hoping she wouldn’t find me. She comes out in the opening and stands in the middle of the open space scanning the area for my carcass. I peak from the bushy branches just to see if she was still there…….she spots me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">(FUCK!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“FOUND YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT MONKEY!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">She slithers over to the tree I’ve climbed up and attempts to climb it, but is unsuccessful at doing so. I look down at her watch her and her attempts….her long snake tail was too heavy, making it hard for her to climb.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Get down here down here, you hairless ape!” she snarls at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Suck it!” was my response

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">This only angers her even more to where she punches the nearest rock and shatters it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“YOU DIPSHIT! Once I get my hands on you, you’ll be sorry!” she yells at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">I flip her off……….she then slaps her tail on the ground out of anger, but then calms down and   stops to calmly look up at me with a scornful gaze intended to kill her prey. I look back down at her “Ha!…can’t get me you scaly purple dirt bag that looks like dried bird turd.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">She then closes her eyes, pauses, and position herself directly in front of the tree in a weird fighting stand.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Wait…..is she gonna….” I was interrupted

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">
 * BOOOOOMMMMM!*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">She punch a solid hole through the tree…………....I think wet myself.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">The tree I had parched myself on to hide from the apophsis suddenly experienced a tremendous tremor that was rather bone rattling to the point where the entire tree to started to slowly start tilting over. As the tree is slowly tilting over I look at the apophsis…….she is grin immensely at me while waving her hand me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“If the fall doesn’t kill you, I will.” She tells me with her eyes close and deceptive cheerful smile, teeth showing, that could kill millions in a blink of an eye as the tree falls

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">(FUCK!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">I fell out of the descending tree and into some large bushes nearby face first, I thought I was going to die. For some odd reason the bushes I landed into was usually soft and furry……..

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">With my face buried into the furry bushes, I started to feel upon the bushes. Upon me feeling, I felt and unusually large lump

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">
 * Squeeze* *Honk* *Honk* *Boing* *Boing*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">(What the!? ………since when does bushes have soft large lumps………!?)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">I slowly pull my head up and notice the face of blushing bear-like woman staring back at me and to my awareness I notice that I’m lying on top of a rather plump grizzly mamono. She lifts me up and gives me a comforting bear “You…… husband……babies…….make…..now!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“What the!?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Let go of me!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">
 * SMACK!*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">Out of nowhere the grizzly gets smack and sent flying into the distance and I drop to the floor to catch my breath.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Thanks, I thought I was going to end up that bear’s playmate for good.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">To my surprise, I look up……the apophsis is standing next to me with her arms folded smiling at me with her eyes close and fangs showing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Your welcome.” She happily tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Shit!” I blurted out and tried to make a run for it

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">As I tried to run off, her tail shot out and wrapped around my legs so that I couldn’t; run anymore. She slowly started coiling her lower snake half around my legs then make her way up to my body and pulls me in closer to her as I extended my arms out trying to grip the ground as if my life depended on it. She was smiling with her eyes close while grinning and chuckling at the same time.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">(I’m fucked!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Ora ora ora where do you think you’re going worthless ape?” she says to me with agitation in her voice with her still smiling at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Umm……to the bathroom”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">She gives me “are you for real face” with her arms folded.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Is that anyway to thank someone who just saved your life? I don’t understand why you’re being so cold to me, all I want to do is talk.” she says with a grin on her face

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Ok….lets be rational here.….I know you might be… mad at me for mistreating you earlier, butt……. let’s not get violent now.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Now why would be mad at you, it’s not like you ignored my plead for help then told me I wasn’t worth saving. Then insinuated that I was cheap 5 five dollar ho in tacky shrine maiden outfit with no sense of style who’s only worth is to be used as sperm dumpster for degenerates then made me chase you down into the forest just to suffer more humiliation of not being able to climb a tree and then get the middle finger to the face. Oh no, what ever gave you the idea that I would ever be mad at someone like you.” She informs me will being agitated

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“ummm……….I can sense that you’re really frustrated, if you just take a few deep breaths that might help with that.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Frustrated?..oh no……I’m not frustrated…..I’m quite a few levels above that.” She say with grin

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Well I don’t want to make things worse, so how about we call this even and drop this whole thing and put this behind us.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">She leans her face closer to mines and stares directly into my pupils

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I got an even better idea for you on how you could make it up to me and keep me from squeezing the life out of you.” Chuckles sinisterly

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“eee…….what did you have in mind?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Well you and your rebellious attitude you has made me want you even more, plus that chase you gave was quite thrilling because it only made me desire your capture even more.” she cooed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“You worked up my sexual appetite.” She adds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“The way I see it you have two choices, A I get to squeeze some spirit energy out of you or B I get to squeeze the life energy out of you.” she states

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Can I opt out?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“No.” she firmly tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">00:20, April 22, 2016 (UTC)Knuckles213 (talk)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“And that’s how I met your mother.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Wow…what a funny story daddy.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Well....I didn’t think it was so funny….....at the time .....or…… at least the parts I left out…..ugh.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“What parts did you leave out daddy?” the curious mini apophsis

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Let’s say your daddy has slight case genophobia when it comes to your mother and will never be the same again……”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Daddy what’s genophobia?” the curious little snake asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I’ll tell when you get older."

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Wow I didn’t know mommy was the aggressive type daddy.” the mini apophsis on floor tells me while humming innocently

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Neither did I Shizu neither did I.” I said in a regretful tone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Hey daddy what’s that book you’ve been holding in your hand this entire time?” shizu asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Oh…….this…..well…..it’s your mother’s curse book.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Does she know you have it?” she asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“No…..I’m just permantly borrowing them without her….. knowing.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Why?” she asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Let’s just say..….I got sick of your mother’s……BS.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Oh.” Says says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“uh-oh!........I have a sense of foreboding; eminent danger approaching.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Yay, mommy is home!” the cheerful snake cheers

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Well shizu, your daddy has to go now; be a good girl and run along and play now. Love you Shizu, bye!” I tell her and skedaddle out of there

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“I love you too Daddy bye!” she said blissfully

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Daddy sure is a fast runner when mommy chases after him, I think he just broke his previous record.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Shizu! Where’s your father at!?” the angry snake asks as she walks in

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“He went that way mommy.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Thank you dear, were having pork culets tonight.” The larger apophsis informs her daughter

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "Times New Roman",serif">“Ok!.” The cheerful mini snake said as she watched her mother storm off after me with great haste.

<span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-ansi-language: EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">“mm…..I love my mommy and daddy, their so perfect for each other, their so funny. I want to be just like mommy when I get older and find me a husband one day just like my daddy.”