Talk:Dark Valkyrie/@comment-26380985-20160215023228/@comment-30700719-20170327214323

"Dammit! I knew I should've just sticked to flying Rausers! ICARUS, launch a Rauser!" I swoop down at the Dark Valkyrie, bonking her on the head as I fly past. "Come on, come on, I just gotta-" Suddenly, I started flying slower. I tried to stop, but the spell wore off. "I told that Wyvern that I would escort her date to her home! Dang it!" The Demon passes by. "Hi! Hope you've got a parachute!" I bonk her on the head, then tuck my arms to my sides, going faster. About five hundred metres of sky left...nearly there...come on...two hundred and fifty...GOTCHA! I grab the man's leg and pull the ripcord, the parachute billowing out above me. The Rauser comes shooting up, and I grip onto the wing with practiced skill. I tie the man to the fuselage, behind the cockpit to avoid the wind, then clamber into the cockpit and bank hard into the horizon, leaving the Demon and the Dark Valkyrie in the metaphorical dust.