Talk:Jubjub/@comment-31426529-20170321014623

You've been working as a farmer in Wonderland for a few years now, and have succumbed to the lewd happenings around you. It's about time to collect slime jelly from the Humpty Eggs that live with your other mamano in the fenced-in area behind your house. As you walk out, you dodge numerous Jabberwocks swooping overhead and Chesire Cats playfully teasing you for attention. Suddenly, you're shoved to the ground by a pair of rough talons. You turn to see the face of a giddy Jubjub resting on your back. "Hello! Do you like my clothes? I made them myself!" You open your mouth to protest about her knocking you down, but decide against it and instead look down at her outfit. She's wearing extremely revealing, crudely stitched clothing that look so childish it's kind of lovable. "Do you?" Her brow furrows and she leans in, her fattened breasts shaking a bit in your face. She seems so oblivious and sweet, and you don't want to hurt her feelings, but you've never been one to lie no matter the context.

WWYD?