Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37781489-20190304224525/@comment-38232361-20190415062246

Dwarf: We were almost done, then some idiot with a time machine and a fat old newt with a God complex decided to have a fight over an obviously fake can of thunder and just fucked up everything!

Gremlin: So long story short, we only managed to add a 60ft grappling hook, a low voltage tazer in the knuckles, an a vibration feature in the index, middle and pinky fingers. Just the essentials, really.

Selkie

"I-I I'M SORRY! HERE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO!" *tosses it to her, looks away and wipes off nosebleed*