Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-35000153-20180910091112/@comment-33719112-20181220050111

Hollow strikes again at the pedastal, the column stopping his blade once more. He barely notices the Lilim approaching. "I just started hitting this thing, and it birthed a trinket. I think it might be working." He smacked it again, and a burst of flame engulfed him. Hollow calmly patted out his already torn sash on his waist, letting the fire die out naturally everywhere else.

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All that silver did was just make the victim... incredibly horny?

"That sounds..." Perverted? Disgusting? She's met Jester before, and she's seen the type of women that Hollow decided to hang out with now (How that suit of armor even attracts anyone was beyond her.), so she was past those adjectives. '"..really useless, if you're trying to actually slay anything." 'Why would somebody want anything like that anyways? Nobody would need something like that unless they were... "So you two are perverts, is what you're saying?"

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Verdict decided that he should go off and have 'fun'. Verdict related fun, and Verdict's concept of fun was very, very particular. He tromped off to find himself something to fight, because that is what he found fun.

And after venturing a little into the wilds, he did find something 'fun', another cave entrance that jutted out of the moutainface slightly,this one reeking of... Some sort of smell he couldn't quite place. Like, sweat and musk, and something else... something... A glint caught his eye from within the cave, a promising glint of something valuable. He summoned a torch to his side, already lit, and ventured into the cave, creeping as sneakily as a 7 foot tall knight could sneak, softening his crunching steps as much as he possibly could.

Deeper into the cave, deeper still, and he found something of worth to him, an abundance of gold. Gold coins, gold jewelery, gold weapons, gold, gold, gold! Without hesitation, he summoned a small bag and began to shove as much as he could fit into it before tossing it away, the bag fading away from reality as it sailed across the room. Amongst all the jostling and jingling of coins, a yawn could be heard from across the room.

''"Wha? Who's there?" ''Another yawn, and shuffling. Verdict had two choices, hide, or- Hiding? A choice? Verdict was a valorous warrior! He did not 'hide'! He looted quicker until he had to absolutely run.

''"Show yourself!" ''She yelled, more loudly and prominently. With a gust of wind, a dragon appeared from behind a mound of gold, stopping a few feet from Verdict.

'''"GREETINGS." '''He stopped his looting for only a moment. ''"What are you doing?!" ''Verdict looked at his hands, and then back to the dragoness. '''"IN SPITE OF YOUR APPEARANCES, MY HEART STILL ONLY BURNS FOR LADY BIANCA!" '"Who the hell is-" ''A bag was tossed her way and Köv made a break for the exit.

''"GET BACK HERE!" ''Verdict however, was already out of the chamber, and was swiftly making progress to the exit of the cave.

'''"CLOSE ONE THERE." '''He said to himself, resting outside of the mouth of the dragon's home. "TIME TO SHOW OFF- OOF" A figure charged into Verdict's stomach from out of the cave, knocking him on his back. ''"Give me back my stuff!" ''It was the dragoness, her wide hips  locking Verdict's to the ground. '''"I DON'T HAVE IT." '"Well, I don't have my stuff, so you're going to get it for me!" '"OR WHAT?" ''' She wraps her hands around his helmet. ''"Or this!" ''She attempts to yank it off, unsuccesfully. '''"THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN." '''Persistence was the dragoness, until she consigned herself to defeat, lying facedown onto the knight, feebly beating her fist against his chest. ''"I want my stuuuff..." ''

Verdict grunted. '''"OFF ME WENCH." '"I'm not getting off until I get my stuff!" "I'LL GIVE YOU MY NEW LOOT WHEN YOU GET OFF" "It's miiiine! My stuff! Give it back!" ''Verdict was quite done, and decided that enough was more than enough. He put his hands around her waist, and began to hoist her off, but found that she was surprisingly stronger than he anticipated. Nonetheless, he stood, dragon still clung around his waist, complaining and whining for her things all the way. '''"DON'T YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO?" '''The dragon had perched atop his shoulders now, trying to block his vision with her body. Trying was the key word here, as he didn't allow for it. "No..." The two began to walk back to the group, Verdict giving an involuntary piggy-back ride to the dragon.