Talk:Flow Kelp/@comment-26115871-20160130214453/@comment-25330482-20160131052436

I sigh and say: "Yep that's a monster all right." I then go round up some sacrifiacial virgins and toss them into the pile. After a few minuets of intense moaning and violent wet noises it calms down. The monster then breaks apart, one by one, into pods and floats out to sea laving behind a lone Sea Bishop. She weakly calls out to me and asks me to get her back into the sea. Before we can make it she faints from exaustion. Not wanting to simply abandon her in her sorry state, I take her home and put her in the bath tub. The rest is history. ;)