Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170704045928/@comment-30700719-20170704112638

I slowly walked in, all eyes on me. I sauntered over to the karaoke machine and jammed a USB in it. I grabbed the mic with one hand, and with the other, held my officer's cap over my heart.

"Tonight, we're gonna have ourselves a real good time,

I feel alive, ah ha ha....

And the world, turning inside out, yeah,

I'm floating around, in ecstasy, so....

Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball!" Some of the others start to sing along, and pretty soon, the entire house is singing,

"I'm burning through the sky, yeah! Two hundred degrees, that why they call me Mr Fahrenheit! I'm traveling at the speed of light, I wanna make a super-sonic man outta you!"

I'm rocking back and forth, some of the Apsaras are dancing, actually, nearly everybody's dancing, fruit punch is getting knocked over, chips go flying through the air, it's getting close to midnight-

Somebody knocks at the door, then barges it down. Two Jinkos in police uniforms hold up tasers, yelling, "Freeze!" The karaoke turns off, and people stand stock still. Someone turns on a light, and I slap my officer's cap on my head. "Well, scheiße." Alice looks around, then bursts out laughing. The Jinko twins laugh as well. "I told them to come a little late, so it'd be like somebody called the cops! You guys should've seen the looks on your faces!" The Jinkos crush their tasers with one paw, then glance over to me and stay there. Everyone else's eyes start towards me, too. The music distracted them enough, but now they can clearly see their target. I fabricate two Tesla gauntlets and slip them on, heading towards the door and mumbling "I got school tomorrow..." The Jinkos block the door, and I back up into the centre of the room. They creep forward on all sides, and I pick up a blueberry from the ground and flick it towards the karaoke machine. It hits the play button, and bar fight music comes on. I shake my fists, charging up the gauntlets. "All right, let's really dance! I excel at the tango!" A Werewolf charges me, and I backslap her into the snack table. The two Jinkos leap at me, and I duck. They slam into the beer, spilling it everywhere. I think I heard a Satyros sobbing. "Thank god! That stuff was like water!" The rest of the night more or less follows the same pace, monsters jumping up to rape me and getting forcibly denied.