Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20161217081116

Why you must not try to talk your way oit of a rape:

A Hellhound is slowly approaching a man in a graveyard:

"Wait! Im not husband material!"

"Why?" Says the Hellhound laughing as she keeps getting closer.

"Because..... Im out of shape, weak and a virgin! "

"Aww, thats so cute! Someone to protect. You know Hellhounds are more attracted to weakness, right?"

"I mean, Im strong, dominant and a stud!"

"Excellent! We also love breaking tough guys!"

"Fuck!"

"Exactly!"

"Whats the difference then?"

"One gets loving protective sex, the other gets rough punishment rape. Since you claimed to be both, first I will rape you hard until you are a sobbing broken mess, then I will cuddle you with the loving sex."