Talk:Hellhound/@comment-25204624-20150424202348/@comment-26219553-20150427225319

Okay, options. I don't know first aid, and even if I did, I have no medical supplies, so I can either:

A) Stay put, and either bleed out slowly and painfully or bleed long enough to let her catch my scent and find me anyways.

B) Reveal myself and throw myself upon her mercy. Hopefully, she saves my ass. If not, revert to option A, cussing her out as I die. If she does, I most likely get forced into marriage and live.

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Fuck it, I always had a thing for dominant women anyway.

I choose B and yell "MEEEDIIIC!!!" in my best German accent (I have no idea why, either.).