Talk:Lamia/@comment-30850838-20170530124238

Lamias are cool and all but crushing my bones isn't what I want.

Here are a few tips of mine if a sex-crazed nymphomaniac lamia wants to get your dick.

1. Run like HELL!!!!!! 2. Use a paintball gun that looks like a real-life gun (example: UMP-45), modify it to use ketchup as ammo and load it with cold ketchup to fend them off. (I saw this in episode four of monster musume, when the full moon hits, their rational being will disappear and they're instincts will rise to the roofs, raping their owners nonstop until the full moon stops. So what better way to fend them off is to use cold ketchup and trust me all monster girls hate cold ketchup.) 3. Build yourself a very very strong fort that can keep your sorry ass safe.

Or

4. Build a bunker with the most strongest steel, supply with Billions of food and water and stay hidden for days or better yet: Decades!