Thread:BTR180/@comment-25808351-20190512181721/@comment-25808351-20190527110250

Ok. So I went outside with a cup of coffee to get my morning paper and my neighbor’s kids were outside being adorable by pretending to be soldiers fighting bad guys, and legit a windowless white van slowly rolled passed me and them. Now I’m not gonna assume it’s a pedophile or psycho operating that van, but let’s just say I’m at defcon 2 right now with a loaded shotgun, called my neighbor and ready to call the police with a license plate number.