Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20181226045121/@comment-37532776-20181226054118

I take the more civilized approach, clearly she is more powerful than me and undead. I run to shouting distance of the town and yell "UNDEAD, I'LL ATTEMPT TO HOLD IT OFF UNTIL SOMEONE COMPITENT SHOWS UP" I run back to the dragon and attempt to tackle her down, she's unphased. I grab her to push her back, end up accidentely grabbing her buttock. "Aren't you eager to get this started, but not here. Somewhere with less distractions..." What? She picks me up

I struggle to get out of her grasp, to no avail. I'm going to die. She carries me off into the mountains, me regretting every choice that led up to this point. Then we arrive at her lair and puts me down on her hoard. I shut my eyes and prepare for whatever she throws at me. Then she pulls down my pants, weird wasn't expecting that, maybe she wants to tear it off and watch me bleed to death. Nope, she starts to sex me.

After that i learned that dragons are not scaly tyrants who take pleasure in watching people suffer