User blog:NightmareAura/Hellhound WWYD by Conan1998

'' You and your Hellhound waifu have taken a subscription from a new Gym. Upon visiting the gym you see a  mature hellhound staring at you. Your waifu introduces her as Aunt Edna. Now your waifu has gone to complete her advanced training course while your are stuck in the intermediate course and Aunt Edna is a strict instructor. She takes your to the ring and forces you to have a kick-boxing natch for your cardio purpose, she won't take no for an answer, what would you do? ''

 

Hmm. I never really kick-boxed before, but I’m sure whoever I’m going against will go a little easy on me since I’m just a beginner. I get my gear on and head into the ring when I see who my opponent will be. Hell=chan’s Aunt Edna is standing in the ring in similar gear that I’m in. Oh crap…



“Well I don’t have all day, get in the ring,” Aunt Edna says sternly.

“Please go easy on me,” I plead getting into what I hope was a good enough fighting stance. Aunt Edna just grins slightly and when the bell rings, she rushes towards me. My immediate reaction is to block, but in what seemed like an instant, I get punched straight in the gut with the wind immediately knocked out of me. The next thing I know, I’m on my knees clutching my gut coughing and trying to catch my breath.

“Get up,” Aunt Edna demands and for the life of me I’ll never understand why I obeyed since I pretty much immediately get kicked in the side of the head and end up right back on the floor. I would thank whatever higher power that I was wearing a helmet, but her kick felt like getting tackled by a speeding Wurm.

It basically turns into a routine of me getting up and getting knocked back down by Aunt Edna. Why do I keep getting back up? Do I have something to prove to her? Is it my pride keeping me from staying down? As I try getting up again, I can’t seem to find the necessary strength in my legs. Seeing this, Aunt Edna comes up to me and lifts me up by my shirt collar.

“Pathetic,” she says winding up for another punch straight to my face.

“Aunt Edna stop!” a voice cries out which get the attention of Aunt Edna, lowering her fist down. She lets go of my collar, only for me to be grabbed by familiar soft paws. Once the room stopped spinning, I could see it was my Hell-chan looking at me with worry on her face.

“What do you think you’re doing, Aunt Edna?” Hell-chan asks removing my helmet to get a look at me clearly bruised face.

“Proving a point, Hell-chan. This man is clearly not good enough to be your love.”

“That’s none of your business, Aunt Edna. I don’t care how about his physical strength; he’s the man I fell in love with.” With that, Hell-chan puts one of my arms over her shoulders and starts leading me out of the gym.

“You’re weak, Hell-chan! Just like your mother!” Aunt Edna calls out to us. Hell-chan stops and turns towards her kin.

“Maybe, but remind me again, Aunt Edna, who is the single one between us?” Hell-chan gives a smirk and I could see one of Aunt Edna’s eyes twitch. I then notice a peculiar purple and black catgirl come up to her with some kind of bottle in her hand.

“Aloe vera?” the catgirl asks with the biggest grin I’ve ever seen someone make. Aunt Edna gives off a growl and tries to swipe at the catgirl, only for her instantly disappear in a puff of smoke. Hell-chan and I then leave the gym and head home; where Hell-chan calls me an idiot for doing something so stupid while applying medicine for the bruising.