Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180223164720/@comment-33398500-20180223181002

This is what I get for playing siege with randoms...

As I set about the next round of a first-to-three match (which we were currently losing 0-2), I rolled my eyes at just how bad my teammates were. “What. The hell. Was that!?” I practically shouted into my microphone. The last round had ended with me having to fight the entire opposing team with them emerging from every possible entrance to leave me with zero options.

“What? I tried...” a feminine voice called from the other side of a mic.

“You stepped right in front of a window as the charges dropped in! You hear it coming a mile off and you walked INTO the explosions!” I berated her angrily after picking my character for the round.

“Hey, calm down, you dick...” one of the other people in the room responded.

“Okay... okay... calming down... one more round at least... but I swear, if you don’t get your shit together, I will personally fuck you up so hard you will be an unconscious mess after!” I then threatened into the microphone toward the unknown team member.

“Is that a promise?” the female voice asked, clearly attempting to call my bluff.

“You’re damn right that’s a promise!” I continued, having to support my own words if they were to hold any weight at all.

“Good, I’m coming over then.”

Wait... what?

As the round started, her character did not move, the others in the room giving a collective “Oooooh...” as they realized she was actually making good on this. “...looks like you might have a problem, you prick... she was telling us before you joined about... well, we’ll let it be a surprise... heh...” the others now laughing at this point as I heard the doorbell ring.

“Who the hell could that be...?” I muttered to myself, as I put my character into a corner of the room, before going over to the door and looking through the peephole, a minotaur currently at the door holding a note that said ‘You promised to fuck me up until I was an unconscious mess.’ Grinning into the peephole.

“Come on out and open the door~” her voice then rang out, the door muffling it enough that it was obvious she was the one I was berating before.

How the hell did she find me so quickly!? How did she get here?! No! I have to at least try!

Opening the door, I then looked out at this minotaur, both rather taller than me and huge compared to me, I then asked “Umm... how did you actually find me!?”

“My friend helped me when I told her what you were saying~” she said, amused, before pushing me back through the door and following me in. “But enough of that... you want to try to fuck me up?” she then asked, before picking up my couch with one hand and setting it back down. Now walking over and picking me up by the collar, she then asked “Still think you can take me?”

“This... proves... nothing...” I sputtered defiantly, wriggling in her grasp.

“You’re right, since I didn’t come here looking for a fight~” the minotaur then giggled, the noise of the round ending in a loss behind her then sounded off, considering it was 3v5, it made sense.

“W-wait... what?” I then asked, as she put me back on the floor.

“You didn’t say you were going to fight me, you said you were going to fuck me up~” before picking me up and carrying me over to my bedroom upon spotting a bed. Though she then set me down and laid herself down in a seductive pose “I’d like to see you try~” she finished with a wink.

Bright red now as I realized her intentions, I knew I couldn’t just walk out. After all, she was still in my home, and could do untold damage if I left her to her way, so the only route made available to me is to actually try to do this. “All right then...” I started, now getting onto the bed after her, I still felt uncertain, especially with her larger frame enveloping mine, but I still had to try “...let’s do this.” Locking my lips onto hers.

A little more than a week later, I was back to playing the game again, though this time was a little different “Come on, Karen, you have your own TV so you don’t have to practically be sitting on me!” I protested, as the minotaur was currently pushing her ass against my crotch as she hopped excitedly while playing.

“But I like being close to you! And you can’t honestly tell me you don’t like this~” she continued, partially obscuring my screen with her body as she looked at the other TV right next to mine.

“Damn it all...” I muttered to myself, as I knew she was right, already excited by her rubbing against me like this “...remember, you don’t get your fun if we don’t win~” I told her.

“Okay! Let’s do this then!”

I’ll have to thank her friend at some point for this...