Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26380985-20181107003738

It was another weekend and just to not lose the habit you and your friends went to a bar, drink until you can not take it anymore, have fun, eat something and if you are very lucky who knows find a beautiful monster girl and if you are lucky have a night without consequences, which happened every 1 or 2 months. In some of these outings you or one of your friends did something stupid and desperately needed to be rescued, the last time that happened one of them was tied to a tree, just in his underwear, and painted pink. This time you were the unlucky one. You woke up inside a closet, happily dressed and outside were two monster girls: A Youko and a Nurarihyon arguing.

Youko: Like I said, he came here to stay with me!

Nurarihyon: Like he's interested in an old woman like you when he can have a first-class lady like me?

Youko: First, you, first class? Only if you're a first-class bitch. Second, I'm not old, just recently I've been 400 years old.

Nurarihyon: 400? Only that? I swore it was at least 1400 years old. And I'm sorry, but I'm a whore? If I remember correctly it was you who gave one blowjob to the principal in school days.

Youko: I told you that I had accidentally knocked coffee down on his lap so I cleaned it.

Nurarihyon: For eight minutes?

Youko: Because I wanted to make sure that I had cleaned everything right and you can not say anything, I did not spend an entire night in an orgy with three beggars in a train car.

Nurarihyon: That was ... different. It was because of a bet and I was drunk.

Youko: Of course! I wonder how drunk you were to do such a thing with three guys who have not seen a bathroom for years, I just think of STDs you did not get.

Nurarihyon: Anyway, that does not change anything. I am a much better choice than you and my breasts are larger.

Youko: As if I just switched on a little mana manipulation and I can get breasts as big as I want.

Nurarihyon: Magic? Seriously? Are not you proud as a woman?

Youko: As if a girl like you understood something of pride. A dick and you become a bitch.

The two continued to talk at this rate, although you did not know who they were talking about. The only way out of the room is through them.

What do you do? 