User:GormTheGreat

You there! You are lucky enough to be basking in the presence of Gorm the Great! You normal folk may see this page as barren, but all of that space is merely the aftermath of my carnage. After I'm done with all of you, I'll take my rightful place as the King of Bandits! Unless, you swear your allegiance to me! Do not worry, for I will lead to all the riches you could want. So sayeth Gorm the Great!