Talk:Dark Priest/@comment-30537375-20160117080643/@comment-27550231-20160330201917

Me: -nervous smile- "Ahhh, sure-" Before I can finish I feel a dark presence behind me I slowly turn around to see my armor standing behind me, a murderous aura seeping from it. -terrified smile- "H-hey Aabi we have a gue-" She grabs my face in her gauntlet and shoves me aside.

DP: "Ahhhhh- AHHHH!"

Aabi: -raises free hand-

DP: "AHHHH!" -sheilds self with hands-

Aabi: -removes helmet- Her face materialises "Hi my name is Aabi pleased to meet you."

DP: "Ahh, My name is Myrna. I'm sorry I didn't know that you- he was your husband! I just couldn't tell that he was claimed" Aabi's grip tightens on my face

Me: "MHhhhh!" I keep trying to break free.

Aabi: -smiles- "We're not married w-"

Myrna: "Oh, so you're dating? How long have you been dating?" Her ggrip tightens even more.

Me: -flailing wildly- "Mhhhhhh! Eeggghh!"

Aabi: "Actually we arn't dating either. He's very... dense."

Myrna: "Oh, but I hope you don't mind if I-"

Aabi: -eyes glow red- "Ohohoho no sister. You are not going anywhere near my man. I'm warning you I'm the jealous type, and I don't like sharing my HUSBANDO! -slams door- "Now let's get back work! you missed a spot on the back of my butt plate that I want you to polish!" I hang there limp out cold. "Oh my goodness I'm so sorry! Don't worry I'll fix this!" She then wins around wildly still clinging to my face.