Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27800590-20160922002236/@comment-28718853-20160922014732

I shake my head and drink an invisibility potion. I lean by the hall and watch as the Kikimora Luffy takes a swipe at Vizena the Shoggoth, who dodges. Luffy's broom attack knocks over a rather expensive vase, shattering it when it hits the floor.

Both girls gasp at what happened, and Vizena takes advantage, smacking Luffy on the head saying, "That was your fault!"

Luffy's face is red with fury as she screams, "What makes you think that you're the best choice for him anyway!?"

Luffy then kicks Vizena in the chest, which is quickly absorbed. Vizena locks brooms with Luffy and shoves her away answering, "I can transform into any object that my master desires, my body composition makes it easy for me to get to hard to reach places, and I always feel pleasure when he touches something that I made!"

Vizena then leaps into the air and lands an overhead strike on Luffy with her broom, knocking her against a coffee table which knocks down an exquisite lamp, breaking it into pieces. Luffy shakes off the stun and goes for a leg swipe, which is resisted by Vizena, who asks, "What say you? Why do you believe that you are perfect fit for Master?"

Luffy hops to her feet and attacks Vizena again with the broom saying, "Because I am a very diligent worker, and I know how to warm my master up when he's cold!"

"Diligent?" Vizena scoffs and goes for a counterattack, "Furball, the last I saw you, you were passed out against the bathtub!"

"Doesn't make you any better Slimeball! Your gunk once caused Master to slip down the stairs!" Luffy shouts as she evades the counterattack and whacks Vizena in the face.

"I got distracted!" Vizena growled as she grabbed Luffy by her apron and hurled her out into the main room.

I sigh as I watch the two fiesty maids battle it out, wrecking the sofas, smashing the glass table, knocking over the plasma screen TV. At one point Vizena managed to grab hold of the chandilier and hurl it at Luffy, who evaded it and let it crash into the floor.

I head up to the top of the grand staircase as the two girls are standing in combat poses inches from each other, brooms ready to once again be used as weapons.

"I don't understand why you continue to fight me, your attacks don't hurt me," Vizena says as she rubs her chest. "That's because my heart is filled with determination," Luffy boasts as she points a finger to herself. "Determination means nothing if you don't understand your opponents abilities," Vizena says as she readies herself for a charge. "With enough determination, even the mightiest of opponents can be felled," Luffy says as she prepares a charge of her own.

Feeling that the invisibility potion was about to wear off, I let my voice reach the ears of both ladies, "I don't understand why you two are fighting, you are both very special to me."

Both girls, surprised by my unexpected voice, drop their brooms and look around wildly. "M...Master, is...is that you?" Vizens utters, her figure shaking nervously. "Were...were you here the whole time!?" Luffy asks, her voice trembling.

"Yes and yes," I respond as I descend the staircase, my body gradually becoming visible again.

Both maids drop to their knees and begin shooting off heartfelt apologies. I place my hands on both of their shoulders and stand them up, "Why were you fighting over who was my best match?"

Luffy's eyes veer off to one side and she says, "I got jealous and wanted to prove that I was better."

"I had become too obsessed with you Master, and wanted to prove that I was the best maid to Luffy," Vizena responds as she lowers her head in shame.

I sigh and pull both girls to me, "Luffy, Vizena, neither of you are better than the other, in my eyes, you are both special, stop trying to prove your worth and become friends, it is stupid as it is pointless."

Both girls are deep in thought, before they look to each other and hug. When they finish, Luffy looks to me and asks, "Sooo...are we going to be punished?"

I look around the room and say, "Well, I am quite angered that you smashed up the main room, but I'm not going to punish you, besides, I need you two to clean up, considering that I have to get ready for a new arrival."

Both girls are surprised by my answer. "N...new arrival," are the words that come out of Vizena's mouth. I nod and reply, "My brother and his wife are vacationing in the tropics, and they want me to take care of their daughter, she's temporary though, should only be for a month."

"What's the daughter like?" asks Luffy. "She's a Mindflayer, very energetic, loves games, name is Rosu," I respond adding, "I want her to enjoy her time here, so I need you two to make sure this place is spotless by the time she arrives."

Both ladies pick up their brooms and stand like proud disciplined soldiers. "You can count on us Master!" Luffy announces. "We won't let you down Master!" Vizena declares, and the two immediately get to work cleaning.

I smile and fold my arms at the cleaning duo. Granted, they can have their differences, but they're both special to me. I would never pick favorites.