Talk:Fairy/@comment-26852465-20160301004235

For what ever reason, you decided to walk through a forest under the Elven Dominion. Most of the haughty Elves turn away from your horrible hoomin-ness, and it makes you feel lonely. As you reach the outskirts of the Elven town, though, you hear the tiny flutter of wings...

You stand there, completely stoic, and possibly brain-dead (but not really though.) Suddenly, a Fairy floats in front of you, seemingly oblivious. As she turns, she spots you. "Ugah!" She cries, floating away some distance. You take a step closer.

"Hey! Back off a bit!" She commands you, but as though you were deaf, you ignore her, and take another step forward.

"I'm warning you, Scrublord! Back up!" She points at you, scoldingly. You take another step forward.

"I'm SEWIOUS!" She screams in frustration, her tiny wings beating furiously. "Stop steppin towards me like a creepy stalker, or I'll have to show you my true form and nuke your bum!" Something like this tiny fairy couldn't be holding any significant power, right..? What would you do, faced with this Fairy?