Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-92.32.101.142-20150309210416

You are in the Desert Region and down to you're last food and water reserves. Then you meet an Anubis and her husband. They ask you to wake up the Pharaoh in the ruins, and become her husband so that the dry, sandy, ruin, wasteland can become a whet moist, warm, green, city in an oasis.

what to do now? pleace don't complain,and just awnser the question in the best or funniest way you can.