User blog:Victor1pda/Colonist Journal

'''An idea just poppoed out of my head so i wrote this fanfic just in case i forgot. This fanfic is based on the game Starbound so dont be surprised if you feel familiar.'''

Log 1: Into the star (not so much)

Entry 16: Just woke up after a nap, they said they would pick a few more scholars to fill the seat in the next Space Colonization Program. It's suppose to be a couple of months later but some how the higher up decided to shorten the date, luckily I just barely my biology and astronaut training 2 days ago. Hope they would me instead of those useless Tech-Researchers, who need them when the standard ship can auto-repair eveything. '''Bread in canteen is outdated, i think. THEY LET US ATE OUTDATED BREAD FOR LIKE WHOLE WEEK ALREADY'''

Entry 16-2: HOLY SHIT! They actually chose me for real, just this afternoon, "CONGRATULATION! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE ONE OF THE COLONISTS IN OUR PROGRAM. EVERYONE WILL BE DEPEND ON YOU LENDING A HAND TO BUILD A BRIGHTER FUTURE FOR MANKIND ACROSS THE GALAXY!!!". The speech sound awesome but somehow it remind me of a scam campaign. '''The fuck? I'm swear to god the Cook is summon in the depth of hell by Satan himself, nothing but bread. The soup is pretty good though.'''

Entry 19: Clean my room, checked. Prepare necessary equipments, checked. Load supplies up to the ship, checked. Now all I need to do is wait for the lauch schedule. Oh my ship is called Scorian Flow. Not a brand new but not outdated either, standard second-rate space craft, a pretty good and trusty if you asked, brand new ship might have chance of launch failure and outdated ship moght have some devices that go malfuntion. There are some rumors go around the dome about the case of shorten the launch day, I'm not really care, the faster I can go the better, this exciting is killing inside. '''Meat stew for lunch. Finally something that edible.'''

Entry 20: The rumor is coming around lots, someone said Earth is underattack, some else said its a invasion. Invasion from who? Bah, just a bunch of bollock that I couldnt care less. Two more three more days and I can set sail. '''We have honey ham, fish tacos and coconut drink for today. Is this the prisoner last meal? They suddenly gave us these kind of awesome foods, feel like I'm on the moon already.'''

Entry 22: It's official. There is a giant-ass comet that heading to Earth. So much for the invasion, LOL. I'm very sure the Colony Defense will take care of this, they had deal bigger comet before. '''Bacon and eggs for breakfast and Turkey for lunch. Are they seriously think we are going to die on the launch so theyre treating us with food from heaven?'''

Entry 26: We are screwed. Proper screwed like a fish on a stick. I am screwed, you are screwed, the Earth is screwed,all of us are screwed. That comet is a not a comet, an alien species that camouflage as a comit to invade Earth, the Colonist Defense couldnt do shit against it. Missiles hit it but it grabbed the missile with tentacles and..... ate it whole. When the comet hit Earth, the planet infected in just an hour, giant tentacles grew out of the ground, global destruction. We were lucky, grab everything we can to the Scorian Flow and launch the hell out of Earth. We dont know how many ships made it out. '''MRE, canned food and drink, not for the taste but for nutrition, the ship leader said I better get use to it, well... better than bread from hell.'''

Entry 27: Scorian Flow get to connect with two more colonization ship, we planned to head to the outpost at the rear-end of the Solar System for the next intruction. '''Still eating MRE. (Drinking)'''

Entry 36: 4 hours left to reach the Outpost, Station Hollow Moon is what it called. This place is operation radio help to connect Earh and other Colonization ship outside the Solar. Hope they have greenhouse because I'm starting to get tired of MRE.

Entry 40: Good morning everyone. Today on the show "We are screwed" episode 2. The damn outpost is infected with tentacle alien, same as the one invaded Earth, from the outside the outpost look fine and dandy, but inside is like a bloody horror movie. Some crewmen including our leader went in the station, lost connect after a minutes through the airlock. We decided to send more crewmen to figure out. Just rigt after the airlock opened, the god damn alien leap out and infected our ship instantly. I escaped by disconnect a part of the ship out and it turned into a space lifeboat. I pressed the ship maxed out to escape the tentacle that was trying to grab my lifeboat. I'm not sure any of the crew survive and escape like me but I think Im stranded deep. '''Whatever, you cant solve problems with empty stomach, MRE for dinner. (Oh god why?)'''

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Entry 379: Good day everyone. Today on "I am screwed" episode 63. The engine died, supplies ran out, no reply radio detected no matter how many time I sent S.O.S signal. Please God, if you can hear me in the heaven, I want you to help this despicable man in need and grant him a way to escape this critical circumstance, I swear I wont call Tech-Researchers useless anymore, '''and if you could please grant me some medium-rare steak with sauce. MRE for like.... forever, I need some anti-depressant.'''

Entry 382: Floating around the galaxy, when I notice I'm already orbiting a planet, the computer analysis that it has breathable atmosphere but unrecolized by the Colony Library, it said the strange magnetic field that unlike any other planet that make the analyzing process harder. Is this God salvation? He finally reply my wish? If so, thank you God, but where is the steak part of my wish? I dreamed about the planet below that filled with saucy steak, it make my breakfast taste like antibiotic pill.

Entry 383: ALRIGHT!!! Dead or alive I'm going to land this ship into he Steak-Paradise Planet. I rather die on landing than stay up here to drink my own piss. I will send my last S.O.S signal into the vast space, hoping any Colonist can catch it and find my log, they will know what happened to Earth. Last pack of MRE taste like boiled snail, Urg!!

(to be continue)