Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31401828-20170602122803/@comment-30700719-20170721025114

"Well, from what info I've gathered, from public information, this place is one of the tightest prisons out there. And, I have dropped pineapples on this prison, then proceeded to call in a rocket strike on it from my submarine, the Trieste. However, the rocket strike failed, and subsequently, I tried to bomb the door with pineapples. In hindsight, pineapples are not gonna do a damn thing to a door that can resist a rocket strike." I clap my hands together merrily. "So! What can I do for you wonderful folk?"