User blog:Safnar/Monster School (part 5)

I passed on the extra training choosing instead to get to my dorm as soon as humanly possible and double check all my fortifications. However on my way down the hall to my dorm room I was ambushed… by friends. Ele, Ele’s boyfriend (I really should learn his name some time), Catrina, Eric, Stilla, and Mecx were all there waiting for me. A moment of silence passed among the central group and then I spoke.

“Is this an intervention? Cause I swore in not on drugs.” I said.

“I told you something like this would happen if you didn’t get a girlfriend soon.” Ele said. Her school girl uniform was a little small and revealing for her form.

“No you didn’t.” I said simply.

“Yes I did! I specifically remember it was w-“

“Hon, you told me, a few days ago when we were switching roles you said that boy is going to get swallowed by a harem if he doesn’t get a girlfriend soon.” Eles boyfriend supplied.

“Oh… right.” Ele said.

“We saw what happened on the TV Austin we want to help.” Catrina said.

“We figure we can make sure nothing try’s and slips into your room while you sleep and we can give you tools and boosts but during hunting time man you’re on your own.” Erick said.

“You guys are going to help me?” I asked.

“Survive yeah, those girls will brake you man. A virgin like yourself stuck in the middle of a harem like that? I’d give you a week.” Erick said.

“You do know that no matter how this ends he’s been claimed by Melody’s pack. This whole competition is over who gets his first time.” Stilla said.

“Yeah well while there clambering over who gets his first time Austin needs to find someone to make a permanent relationship with.” Erick said.

“That’ll just make things worse, Melody’s pack will likely take her in as part of the pack and his harem will jump from four to five.” Catrina said. They wernt even talking to me now they were just arguing with one another.

“Soooo you all have nothing?” I asked. There was a long moment of silence. “Grate well if you’ll excuse me I have intro to monster phycology tomorrow and two packs of horny monsters to out run. I’ll need all the rest I can get tonight.” I said. They let me pass. I slipped into my room and after a quick check of my monster defenses I fell into bed. It was a long day.

The Dream was simple. It was graduation day. I’d made it! My degree was just sitting there all I had to do was go get it. It was just right there, rolled up neatly and sitting on the empty stage. Everyone I care about was there to watch me take it, but just as I took a step toward the degree something grabbed my hand. It was soft, a soft paw. I turned back to see Melody blushing at me. I opened my mouth to say something to her but no words came out. Then fauna hugged my other arm. No wait guys come on just wait a moment my degree is right there let me get it first. I thought wildly. A man stepped up on stage and announced to the crowd of on lookers.

“If Austin fails to retrieve his Degree soon I’m afraid he forfeits it.” He announced. Just as Sara added her breasts to the fray of tangled monster body’s around me.

“Austin ware are you? Come and get your degree.” The man said. The monster girls were hiding me he couldn’t see me because they were in the way. But there bodies were sticky. Everywhere I touched them they stuck to me as if they were made of slime. Then Amanda came in and hugged all of us sealing me in as the center of this monster prison. Someone came up and took my degree and walked away as I struggled to keep from suffocating in the mass of bodies that surrounded me.

I was startled awake the sun in my eyes, streaming in from outside. Along with the sounds of a crowd. A crowd of people had come to watch me get hunted down and torn apart by horny monsters? Grate. I got changed and went to go make breakfast when there was a knock at my door. I hesitated to open it, the knock had been gentle almost timid, but it wasn’t like I could hide in here all day. I unlocked the thick dead bolt and opened the metal door, it creaked under its own wait. Ele greeted me with a breakfast casserole, and she was actually wearing cloths that looked appropriate, or rather didn’t need to be held together with a rope or safety pin (Don’t ask).

“Ele? Look at you wearing cloths that properly cover yourself.” I teased. She gave me a, I’ll get you latter, grin.

“Well my hubby did suggest I put on regular cloths. Come on your eating breakfast with me today.” She said. This’ll be fun. I followed the Elf across the hall and into her dorm. This is unfamiliar territory, I’ve never set foot in Eles dorm before and it was kind of gross. The room stunk of sex and cheap air fresheners, the walls were painted to look like trees but many of the ‘trees’ had suggestive shapes carved into them. The bed was… not somewhere I was willing to look. Far as I was concerned that portion of Eles Dorm room didn’t exist. (The glimpses I did catch of it I can honestly say, Ew.)

It was a bit like stepping into a demon realm here. I felt nervously energetic and sensitive. The demonic energy that had built in here without proper ventilation had definitely turned this room into Eles own little room of sex hell. I sat down and tried not to open my mouth as much as possible as I could taste the sticky sweet air. Ele served me a quick slice of the casserole before getting herself and her husband some as well, but everything was silent. Even Ele and her husband were as silent and awkward as I was. It would be a long silent meal.

Outside a large crowd of people and monsters had gathered just off campus in the hopes of watching the grate chase. Harpy’s with cameras attached to their feet (if you don’t mind the term) fluttered overhead and the two packs were gathered out the front door of Austin’s Dorm building. For Vivian’s crew they looked proud and ready, every one of her wolves were trim and cut. Well-developed abs, strong legs, and although small they all had perky little A cups and hard nipples poking through there tight t shirts. They, for the most part, grinned at the cameras and sized up Melody and her pack. Vivian went down the line speaking loudly and clearly for the cameras above her.

“Soooo. We have the over wait werewolf.” She said. Giving one of Melody’s large perfectly shaped breasts a flick. From witch Melody recoiled. Had Vivian had large breasts herself Melody would have returned the flick. Vivian walked over to Fauna. “Ohh a mothman?” Fauna buzzed excitedly fluttering her wings.

“Vivian be Faunas friend?” She asked happily. The adorable smile she gave Vivian would have knocked most men of their feet.

“Hmm a mothman with no flakes? Ohhh to cute.” She said ignoring Faunas question. Fauna looked rather miffed that the werewolf didn’t want to be her friend but turned her attention to one of the wolves who was trying to intimidate her with a sharp toothed grin.

Vivian walked over to Sara who was trembling so much she was vibrating. “A hyperactive holsterus huh? Nice try but even on expresso I doubt she can out run us with those things.” Vivian said giggling as she pointed at Sara’s breasts, witch even in a sports bra and tight t-shirt were pushing D size.

“I-I tried to shrink them own but this is as small as they get.” Sara said on the verge of tears as she tried to hide them from the harpy’s cameras. Vivian didn’t respond moving down the line to Amanda with a huge grin. Even with Amanda towering over her Vivian didn’t flinch.

“Odd color for a yeti isn’t?” She asked. Amanda Grinned back.

“Well aren’t you the friendly one. You’re just dyeing to cuddle with me aren’t you?” She asked. She moved to grab Vivian and Vivian stopped her. With a single paw to the forehead. There was a moment of surprise amongst Melody’s group, who had all experienced the yetis awesome cuddle strength first hand.

“Hmmmm, you know for a Yeti you have a surprisingly Human body temperature.” Vivian said. Amanda retreated as if she had just been burned, looking both very hurt and self-conches.

“A-all the better to comfortably hold men in warmer climates.” She said defensively.

“All in all Melody the misfit has brought us a group of misfits to challenge our right to Austin’s Virginity.” Vivian said. But Melody wasn’t under any illusions, she knew they were outmatched but Melody had a plan and with a single look she knew that the rest of her team remembered it well.

Outside the declared hunting grounds people were gathering around TVs and staring up at public screens watching as the show was broadcast live, and the principle ran a betting pool. Behind her big words on the top of a ‘borrowed’ chalk board read, How Long Will He Last? The rest of the board was covered in hearts and stats, mostly about Austin’s chances of being hospitalized from dehidration.

The event had been hyped up to the max in only a day, but that is what you get from of the best TV Channels on monster Air. Now weather the principle wanted to make sure that the hunts rules were followed or, to protect herself from unfair play ruining her betting pool, was unclear but she had used most of the schools security team to make sure that people couldn’t get in and interfere with the hunt.

I approached the glass doors to my doom my chest beating wildly. This was it one way or another I was going to get it today wasn’t I? A Chochin-Obake stood by the door her flame burning softly in her belly, illuminating the otherwise grim and dark hallway. Jessica wasn’t hunting for her next meal as a puddle today. Instead she had given me the honor of seeing her human form and her best approximation of a reassuring smile. But now as I approached the door and the lantern monster beside them honestly I wanted to run back to bed.

“Hi I’m your appointed guide, and although I will not be going out side with you I will be telling you were you need to go.” The Chochin-Obake said happily. She had a smile of her face but it was one of a professional, it was a smile she didn’t truly mean and it was clear she was only doing a job.

“I- uh I have to get to a class.” I said.

“Your daily schedule is of no concern of mine.” She said not losing her cheerful smile. I didn’t like her. “Now much of the campus is surrounded with onlookers many of which are monsters just as likely to attack you as your girlfriends out there. However there are a few places you can reach. Any of the schools buildings, excluding the Dorms, and if you find yourself forced away from your desired goal the southern portion of campus has no onlookers, you’ll be able to escape through there if you can make the run.” She said fixing me with another radiant smile. “That’s all I have to say good luck.” She said.

I took a few deep breaths, opened the doors, and stepped outside. There was an instant cheer, not because I was popular but because my arrival meant the show was about to start. For a heart pounding moment both teams looked at me, then each other. I stood in place for a moment knowing that they wouldn’t move till I did, the tension was too thick they were too focused on me making a move first. Then I took off as fast as I could manage, shoes don’t fail me now. The still was broken and all 8 girls took off after me. Just as before because the wolves ran with their claws they had a hard time getting up to speed on concrete, meaning Vivian, her team, and Melody fell behind a bit. Fauna however could fly and was barreling right toward me her arms outstretched and a huge exited grin on her face. I could tell because I was stupid enough to look back.

On instinct I shot my hand out grabbing a thin tree that lined the walk way changing my direction on a dime. Fauna couldn’t change direction that fast and shot past me the tips of her thick leathery fingers grazing but not catching my shirt. However I was off the concrete now. I was running across the grass this is the terrain wolves do best at, but if I cut through the grass I should be able to reach my building much faster. Amanda was keeping pace with the wolves, and Sara was no were to be seen. Now that we were on the grass the wolves were gaining at an incredible speed. I tried to weave through a few trees, this section of the campus was like a forest, and benches but they were all too uniformly placed to slow the girls down much. I could feel the excitement radiating from the Beta wolf behind me as she drew closer to the kill. I thought that this was it, it was all over when, wham! Fauna shot back in tackling not me but the wolf behind me. They went head over heels one another until Fauna came out on top, literally siting of the werewolf’s face. Fauna blinked once or twice before happily burring her face in the werewolf’s honey pot and started licking away, and yes it was the wolf who had been trying to scare the eager and friendly mothman a few moments before. I left there 69 behind continuing at full speed for the social science building.

“What the hell was that Melody?” I heard Vivian shout behind me.

“What that? Fauna loves the taste of a girl’s honey. I’m afraid she couldn’t resist.” I could hear the huge grin in Melody’s voice. That was her plan wasn’t it? If her team couldn’t beat Vivian’s they could cancel them out, restrain them. I only had a little more to go, but Sara was right there smiling at me. How she got so far ahead is beyond me, but she was right in my path and her lips were a bright red, the kind of brilliant red you can only get from lipstick. I was just about to change direction when Vivian’s omega ran around a corner ahead of me and tried to circle back toward me. Lucky for me she drifted two close to the cow girl. Sara’s hands shot out grabbing the wolf she yanked her in close and punched her lipstick covered lips against the wolves. The wolf was wide eyed for a moment then her eyes rolled back into her head and she succumbed to the kiss as if the kiss was the best thing in the whole world.

“Magic lipstick?!” Vivian shouted as we passed the kissing couple.

“I said magic items were aloud. I never said we couldn’t use them on each other.” Melody shouted. Amanda tackled Vivian’s other beta the poor girl was instantly drowned in a sea of cuddle sex. I was so close. Vivian tried a last ditch effort to grab me only to be tackled my Melody.

“Mmmmf! Get your boobs off my face!” Vivian shouted as I threw open the door to the social science class and stepped inside. There was a huge cheer. He made it! This time. What an event. Large amounts of money changed hands and the principle only looked two happy as she kept a modest fee of the bet holdings. I propped myself against the wall and tried to catch my breath. My legs hurt, my lungs felt like they were on fire, and I reopened the blisters I had gotten yesterday with my little stunt with the tree, but for now at least I was safe and in the clear.

“Sorry lady’s but I won’t be late to class today!” I couldn’t help but shout out to melody and Vivian who were wrestling on the ground. Sara however heard me and let the wolf she was still kissing go with a little pop, the wolf swayed a bit and then collapsed as Sara did her best to jog over to me.

“Shoot! That’s right I have class today two!” She shouted. She was no longer waring the lipstick. In fact it was all over the mouth of the dazed wolf Sara left behind. I held the door open for Sara, and left the roaring crowd outside.

The hallways in the social science building was as dull as dull could get. Just hall after hall with class room doors and the occasional flyer someone forgot to take own. Join the Sirens magical musical Club! (That trap actually nailed three poor freshys) Join the swim team! (Ill give the 8 boys who got nicked my mermaids and the kraken, it is hard to say now to those swimsuits) Sign here for a very powerful magical contract. (Someone had put a note over that one, “Warning Demon Contract!”) It was all old but still funny to think about.

“I didn’t know you were taking classes.” I said to Sara. A slight blush formed over the bridge of her cute pointy nose and she stare at the floor ahead of her.

“Only a few. I’m not trying to get a degree or anything I just figured there are some things I could benefit from learning.” Sara explained. She stopped at a locker and took out a messenger bag. It likely had the textbook and a notebook and whatever else she thought she might need for her class.

“Is that how you learned about magic lipstick?” I teased. Sara turned dark red her hand moving to one of the pockets on her jeans, likely the one that held the offending object.

“I-I swear I was going to use it on you! I-I’m not the kind of girl to go around kissing other girls! S-she was going to get you and I knew there was no way for me to stop her unless I… What class are you taking?” She asked, it seemed she both need to change the subject and was curreus. We had both just stepped into the same class. The teacher, a Hakutaku, had us in a line going to her desk. It seemed she was assigning seats for everyone. She would size up a monster or one of the surprisingly few humans and then point them to a table. It seemed that so far the ratio was 2 monsters per one human.

“Intro to monster psychology.” I said. Sara’s eyes went wide.

“Nooooo, Nooooo Austin did you read the coerce description?” Sara asked. Oh I have a bad feeling.

“No, it was on my required list of classes, and I figured sure why not learn a bit more about what makes monsters tick.” I said. Sara had her hands over her mouth and was shaking her head violently.

“Noooo, Austin this class is ‘Into to Monster Psychology’ A class for monsters to learn about human Psychology. It’s supposed to help us learn about how to get humans to fall in love, by getting into their heads!” Sara said, my face must have said I didn’t believe her. “Look! Here’s the text book!” She pulled out a book that had a large pink heart dominating the middle cover. The title was, ‘the keys to a human heart’ It was written by a Hori named Luve.

Now of all the things that could have been flashing through my mind at that time, panic, fear, maybe even a little bit of lust looking at how Sara’s breasts were puffed out because of the way she was holding that book, I have to admit the name of the Hori was what got me. I actually couldn’t help but snort, read the name again and nearly burst out laughing. Witch confused the hell out of Sara and the half of the class who had yet to be seated.

“What? What’s funny?” Sara asked. I was almost hysterical at that point… maybe I was panicking, but for whatever reason the name of the Hori was just too funny to me at that moment.

“A-a-a HORI named LUVE? That’s hilarious!” I said. Then I realized I was making a seen and even if some of the other students were smiling broadly as well it was likely in my best interest to stop now, before I pissed of the professor. So I struggled with my panic induced giggles until I was level headed enough to ask. “W-why are heh-heh, why are you taking this class Sara?” It seemed like she had hoped to never answer this question. She clutched the book to her chest like it was a teddy bear and looked away.

“I would assume it was so she could grow closer to you.” The teacher said behind me startling us both. “Now If you two would please take the empty seat in the back table.” The professor said motioning us to go.

“Oh and Mr. Austin, I happen to know the author of that book and she thinks her name is funny as well.” The Professor said with an amused smile. The tables were a lot like the science tables back In the Monster anatomy class. Black top smooth, cold like it was stone, but these tables were clearly designed to be pulled apart with notches and holes for things that we would no doubt be using in this class. There was even a stove top at one end and I entertained the idea that this class might be used to instruct culinary students as well. The Professor wrote her name down on the chalk board Sue. She wanted to be called Professor Sue I guess.

“Now as most of you are aware this class is about-“ The professor started.

“I-I’m sorry!” An energetic Kobold shouted running into the class looking like a mess. She was sweating and breathing heavily the button down shirt she had thrown on offer herself was loose and slipping one of her bare breasts was just a centimeter from slipping free of the shirt entirely. Her face was round and cute like Sara’s and her golden fur was matted but still clean looking. Her ears were dropping as if she was expecting a scolding.

“I take it the crowd outside distracted you from the time?” Mrs. Sue said with another smile. The kobold was a little taken aback but perked up at the professor’s apparent understanding.

“Y-yeah. I mean I get distracted really easily. Its frustrating because I even went and made three alarms for this class just to make sure that I wasn’t late and yet I still ended up late.” She started rambling as she attempted to fix her clothing. I must have been staring to long as Sara reached over and slapped my chin closing my mouth. It wasn’t my fault she looked… All right I think the Demonic energy was getting to me today.

“Its all right dear. Why don’t you go take a seat next to Mr. Austin he only has one partner.” Mrs. Sue said pointing at me. She looked at me, grinned, and speed over her tail wagging a thousand miles a minuet.

“HI my names Irredessa, it’s a bit long, I’d like it if you called me Pup! You have a sweaty face were you running two? Are you two involved? Ever met a Kobold before? How is this class? Is it true we can date our partners? How-“

“Mrs. Irredessa!” The professor said saving me for the barrage of questions. “I understand your excitement but I have to ask you to settle down! There will be plenty of time to get to know your partners after I finish my instructions.” Mrs. Sue said. Now she looked angry. Pups tail was still wagging a mile a minute as she started, with her paws folded before her, at the front of the class. She then wisped at me.

“I like you.” It was going to be a long class.