User blog:X-Periment Z/Baphomet Response

You are in the middle of the war while facing a Baphomet. To an ordinary human would be a losing battle, but thanks to your cursed gauntlets are you two as equals. Finally you can strike a critical blow her and she falls to the ground helpless. When you were about to deliver the final blow she starts crying.

Baphy: Uha! YOU HIT ME ... IT HURTS TOO MUCH.

What do you do? Me: Heya are you ok?

Baph: Obviously not!! You hurt me and it hurts a lot.

I reach to her and start to treat her injuries but just then she starts to laugh.

Baph: What an idiot, a mere human felt for that.

The baphomet was to throw me a demonic energy ball to my face but i grab her wrist and start to pressure it, she grab her staff but her staff was broken at half

Baph: AHHHH, MY TOY!! *CRY*

Me: Oh now, you're really sad now don't you?

Baph: Please forgive me!

Me: I wish i could

The baph then hugs me i grab her back head and chin and whisper in hear ear.

Me: What an idiot, a mere monster felt for that

Baph: Wait, please n---

I gave her a neckbreaker knocking her out, at last our village was saved with the monsters retairing from the battlefield, at last we decide to be a friendly monster state to avoid more wars, but we limited their entrance.

Years later i find her with her husband

Baph: It's him onii-chan, is the mean guy who almost kill me

Incubus: You mother!"#$

He tried to punch me many times but i broke her wrist and then finish him with an torture rack (accordion rack) making him tap out, then i drop him hard on the floor.

Baph: ONII-CHAN!!

The baph runs to him but when he was standing up he say something.

Incubus: *split* You damn idiot, monsters are sweet and you just kick them and punch them, that's how they want you to be their husband.

I run to him and gave him a high lethal scissor kick knocking him out.

Me: If this is how you show love then i show tons of love, you baph, do you want me to show you my love?

The baph teleports out screaming, the sabbath of my village has eyes on me, we decide to settle this once for all and fight 1 vs 2 the baphomet and her husband on their armos.

The battle went good but they combine attacks and manage to put me on my knees

Incubus: Do you surrender?

Me: Felt for that?

I do hook to the solar plexus taking out some teeths, the baph in respond throw a healing spell to her husband but i take it instead of him, the baph attacks frenetically with all her attacks but she failed as i evade them and kick them, i was fighting with my bare hands so the baph throw a bomb spell but i grab it and throw it back to her, she is laying down breathing bad soar.

Baph: I will avenge one more time.

Me: Look, im sorry for beating you, but you were really mean to play with my feelings like that.

Baph: You're just going to trick me, like all humans.

Me: Not all the humans are bad, honestly, you were the firsts one to start all this war instead of negotiate or try to make dialogue.

I gave her the hand raise her and carry her husband out of the sabbath arena, the crowd starts to whisper between them.

Baph: Attention all witches and big brothers, I as the baphomet of this institute, i gave my most intimate forgivness to this man, im sorry for causing all this trouble.

Me: That's all right, i hope we can coexist like this and not with violence.

Baph: But you're such a great warrior why you wouldn't fight for a reason, for us?

Me: Because War makes more war, I wished that wars didn't exist in first stance, that soldiers and warriors were used to help the defenseless instead of killing the strong and weaks.

After that i leave the sabbath and the monsters outside see me with good eyes this time, at the moment a jinko comes up to me following me, a big man (he was one of the warriors who i fight in the war and kept stalking me after that) tells me that her daughters, a wight and a salamander wants to marry me, what cause the jinko to stood up, when i was trying to leave a demon appears.

Demon: Well, it seems your in a great conflict, i think i could provide you some 'protection'

Me: Well, it seems that i got a beer in here do you wanna share it?

Demon: Sure

I broke it with my forehead, now a red oni is following me, after see the problem i got on; a red oni, a demon, a wight, a salamander and a jinko are now stalking me.

Me: You know what? Fuck it, just come to me as my harem, and yes i have sake, no i don't have a castle, i already signed the contract, im capable of filling you 100 times and i already beat you many times.

Now i lay down on a castle with my wifus cuddling me.