Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37781489-20190304224525/@comment-38232361-20190417202302

"Oh ho ho, and what's a cute little kitty slime gonna do? Lube me up?"

Obsidiosa

"Like I said, I don't have to pick her up for another four hou-" *sees my watch is busted by a large gash* "Damn you Martha! Do you know what time is Obsidiosa? I have to pick her up from kindergarten by 2:15."