Talk:Wurm/@comment-72.129.131.225-20160705195017/@comment-24026095-20160706195524

I break down the door and yell, &lsquo;SWEETIE! Stop cheating on me with a sausage! You're so fucked!&rsquo;

Six hours later, I convince her that even people in relationships masturbate with ... objects, and then she does get fucked.