Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28929693-20170616040512/@comment-30700719-20170616121225

"Oh, sheiße. This is not going to go well. Alright, everyone, just stay safe. I'm going to try and sneak out, find a path to the nearest airport, then I'll come back here and bring you there." They nod their heads as I leap out the back window. Keeping low to the ground, staying in the alleyways. Once, I had to fend off a mugger with my knife. Now the poor guy's got a scar four inches away from his dick. I press on, making note of environmental exploits. Upon discovery of the airfield, I head back.

"Okay, so we take a left here. Harmony, you should try and climb this pillar, get up to the rooftops. Once we're there, I'll summon two planes. One will crash here, into the radio tower. It won't destroy it, but it will cause a distraction, allowing us to fly away in the helicopter. Any questions? Good. Let's get out of this hellhole."

Following the same route as before, an unexpected patrol pops up right in front of us. "STOP RIGHT THERE! TO ME, COMRADES!" I unholster my revolver, firing a shot into the man's arm. "Run! I'll hold them off!" My friends start running, and some of the patrol members start shooting at their fleeing backs. I kick a dude in the face, then deliver a shot to another's elbow. "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?" I keep shooting, switching to my knife when the gun empties. Soon, they are all lying on the floor, grasping their arms in pain. "Take that, Miststück!" I run to catch up with the others.

As planned, the light aircraft deviates off course and slams into their radio tower. Just superficial damage, could be fixed within a day. Meanwhile, the cargo heli descends, the downwash ruffling our hair. "Ladies and gentlemen, your chauffeur invites you to a seat!" I jump into the cockpit, and everyone buckles in. We take off, hiding in the clouds. There was a moment when Jessica's head came off, and I had to try and tilt the helicopter to get it back to her, but luckily, her harness stopped her from doing anything too dangerous. Josh will get her out of her harness, we al, agreed upon that. Except Josh.