Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160518050159/@comment-27950421-20160519202858

Ambre: DAMN STRAIGHT HE'S NOT THAT BAD! HE'S THE BEST PERSON EVER! OF ALL TIME!!! I remember when he first took me as his pet...

(Flashback)


 * A dark and stormy night, Ambre is dressed in the sort of clothes you'd expect a warrior princes to be in, cornered by several dozen, giant saber tooth tigers*

Ambre: T-there's just to many. How can ever get out of this?


 * Suddenly I arrive, only instead of my usual clothes I'm in the clothing of a heroic champion*

Me: Fear not milady, for my Noble beast and I shall save you!


 * Together with a giant carnivorous lizard I swiftly defeat the sabertooth tigers, I kneel down to the strangely human sized Ambre*

Me: Now that I have rescued you, please, may I have the honor of keeping you as my pet?

Ambre *with tears of joy in her eyes*: Of course, Noble champion...

(End of flashback)


 * I scratch my head*

Me: funny, I remember it more like...

(Flashback)


 * A fairly average, sunny afternoon, Ambre is dressed in the typical style that an unclaimed compy can be seen in, being chased by a rather thin and mangy alley cat*

Ambre: WAAAGH!!!! DON'T EAT ME!!!


 * I suddenly come out of no where, kicking the cat*

Me: Silly kitty, in the reptile kingdom, you don't eat lizards. Lizards eat you!


 * I summon a fairly large monitor lizard who goes chasing after the cat*

Me: Wonder how a cat mannaged to survive in my kingdom anyways...


 * I look down to notice Ambre humping my leg*

Ambre: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON EVER! CAN I BE YOUR PET? PLEASE? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?

Me: uh.... sure?

(End of flashback)


 * Ambre looks at me*

Ambre: Clearly your brain has down played the memory in order for you to withstand your own greatness.