Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150218074150/@comment-98.93.216.104-20150218084253

Me: (Internal Dialogue) I remember the day I met you is the same day I met Murhpy. I also remember that the following morning after I woke up from you ravishing me all night that I made a promise to myself. That promise being: I would find Murphy, kick his ass for jinxing me, wait for him to regain consciousness, and do it again. Upon him regaining consciousness the second time, I'll completely bind him in Nuzzle Rope, attach a note that says:

"To all Mamono, I'm free AND single! Come and satisfy me!

Co-Signed, Karma & A Stranger"

I'd also inject him with just a little Alaurane Nectar to "get him ready". Last, I'd place him on a Ballista Bolt modified to be a long-range glider, point him and the Ballista he's on in the direction of the Demon Lord's castle and launch him. Then I'd spend the rest of the afternoon wondering how her Ladyship will react to having a "surprise" guest in the heart of her territory while bracing myself for what's to come during the night.

Also, I remember the day I met you is the day I discovered - to my own surprise - I have a bit of masochism in myself. As well as developing a deep respect and appreciaton for Holstaur Milk and Raging Mushrooms.

(For the record, I meant Murphy as both a hypothetical person and the {un}popular 'law' with the same namesake. Thus, how I crafted my response to the hypothetical above. Just wanted to clear that up beforehand. That, and if my answer offends you or you find it a bit extreme, I apologize in advance.)