Talk:Wurm/@comment-26948680-20160229165941/@comment-27049723-20160229171808

I kiss her forehead, "Well I wouldn't put it so bluntly but... Yeah kinda."

She starts to tear up.

"WAITWAITWAITWAIT! Let me finish. But that's the beauty of our relationship. I'm the brains and you're both the looks and the brawn. I mean, yeah, it does get kinda annoying answering all your questions but at the same time it's endearing." I pull her into a hug. "You may be a dummy, but you're my dummy, and I love you very much."

She hugs me so tight I hear a cracking noise, "I love you two honey!"

She then wraps me up and we have sex. As we're falling asleep afterwards, with her still coiled around me, I hear her mutter "3+1=4 *snore*"

Well, at least she's getting somewhere.