Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20180926132955

It's the age of the internet!

The old war long forgotten, the Order vastly changed, and that pesky "unable to birth sons" business was resolved centuries ago.

Harpies soar the skies, delivering urgent mail and performing wilderness rescues.

Schools have figured out how to teach wurms, and they are often hired in tandem with ushi oni for demolition work.

Hakutaku have become professors, gym teachers, private tutors, psychologists, and more.

The undead run sprawling subterranean nightclubs, and throw massive parties every weekend without fail.

And even cooler, due to the birth of monster sons, monster hybrids now exist!

A college pal of yours was a holstaur-minotaur-orc-lizardman-alraune hybrid.

And she wasn't even half as mixed together as some of the more popular girls and boys.

Of course, with all these crazy combinations, only the undead have really gone unchanged.

One morning, while relaxing on your lawn, you spy your neighbor, kneeling over and working in her garden.

She has headphones in, and her large butt is swaying to the beat which only she can hear.

Mesmerized by the spectacle, and slowly hardening, you lose track of time, and by tge time you come to your senses, you've somehow silently moved from your yard to hers, and are sitting cross-legged beneath her gorgeous butt.

She pauses for a moment, sitting back to rest and landing squarely in your lap.

She wriggles about, which feels absolutely tubular, and then she grabs your hands, and pulls them to her breasts, which grow into about an "fff" from an "a" in your palms.

Her butt's gotten bigger, and rounder, too.

Her hair is shorter, and her hips wider.

"Never thoughtto mention, but I'm a doppelgänger. Wanna have fun cutie?"

What do you do? 