Talk:Hellhound/@comment-66.153.163.11-20160629014904/@comment-28358106-20160630030850

Ok. So you've discovered the joy that is Half Life. I'm glad. Really. I loved it, too. So, to celebrate together, let me give you some help here.

Step into my Magical Time Machine of Discovering Other, Newer, Better Things. It will take you from your prepetual 1998 time loop and place you here, in the wonderful world of 2016. You need not take it in all at the same time, but you must first dispose of your Pentium II and accept that Gordon Freeman has moved on, and so should you. Do it, anon. Do it for Science.