Talk:Mad Hatter/@comment-5907785-20140809164829/@comment-26376061-20150531180534

"Sure,why not?" I say as I make my way over to a chair and sit down. We quietly converse while drinking tea,and I learn that her name is Carol. "Mmmm...this tea is really good,what's in it?" "Oh,the usual stuff,ordinary tea leaves,although I did use juice from a couple's fruit,and instead of using water to make the tea,I used an aphrodisiac." She replied,smiling lewdly. "Hey,there is one question that I need to ask...Do you have a wife?" Carol asked..."No...I don't sense any demonic energy on you.It's actually a bit of a shame...any monster would be very lucky to have you." She was getting closer as she said that,and as she neared me,I noticed her figure,the way that her breasts pushed against the outfit,and I noticed how her face was...I honestly have no words... then she opened her mouth and said "Can I be your wife?" I didn't know what to say,so I said nothing at all,I reached over and kissed her. Then we went to a hotel,rented a room, and had sweet,sweet sex all night.