Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31401828-20170701192721/@comment-30679921-20170703221015

"So... I know your mating season is coming up..." She stares at me with a mixed look of nervousness and anger because I talked about something private and was way too bold. A little scared, I continue: "... But the thing is, I'm already married to a human... Yeah... She's a... He's a guy...?" She continues to stare at me and I can't figure out what she's thinking. "Ok... I'm not gay, and I'm not married. Just... Be gentle... Please?" She says nothing, but I can see a curvature in the side of her lips revealing a contained smile. Nothing else is said until we reach the land.