Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27800590-20170719013108/@comment-28718853-20170729223407

I watch the Werecat like a hawk. It was my bride Gina and I's special day, and I wasn't going to have some prankster ruin it. One wrong move, and she was gone.

The Werecat reaches Iva, Gina's unmarried sister, and as I have unfortunately predicted, she attempted to reach up and paw off her mask from behind. I growl and march up to her, grabbing her by the hair and pulling her away. "Ow ow ow!" she whines.

Her whimpers of pain grab the attention of many of the guests, including Gina and her sisters. "What's going on bro?" the best man Harrison asks as he approaches us.

I point to Iva and say, "This cat tried to take off her mask."

"Me!?" Iva gasps as she points to herself. "Yup," I reply with a nod. "I wasn't doing anything!" the Werecat exclaims as she struggles to break free. "That's what all troublemakers say," I mutter as I turn to the Ogre guard ready to ask her to throw out the unruly party guest, if she was even a guest at all.

That's when I notice a Large Mouse positioned in an open window, armed with a slingshot and aiming it at Iva, presumably intending to knock her mask off with a projectile.

I release the Werecat and point to the mouse girl. "Shooter!" I shout. This causes the wedding guests to fly into a panic going every which way to avoid getting shot. The Large Mouse panics herself, knowing she's been had, and disappears from the window. The Werecat tries to escape, but she's grabbed by the Ogre. "Did you have a part of this!?" she demands of her.

All I can do is shake my head in annoyance.

Once the guests have calmed down, the time is near to get married. I prepare to approach my father to ask him about some long-lasting relationship advice when I detect a furry paw slipping out from under the refreshment table. "Not another one!" I groan in my mind as I start towards it.

A lit match appears in the paw and it hovers near the dashing silver dress of Mrs. Ernest, a Wight. I stomp over and kick the match out of the offending paw. The paw slips back under the table, and Mrs. Ernest turns to me aghast.

"Fred, what's the matter!?" she asks. I stomp out the match and explain to her, "An unfriendly guest was about to set your dress on fire."

I'm ready to go under the table to catch the perpetrator, but the Ogre had already beaten me to it, holding the trembling crook in her arm, another Werecat. I walk up to her and ask, "What were you trying to do?"

"I...just thought it'd be funny to watch someone flail about while their dress was on fire," she explains with a nervous grin. I sigh and look up at the Ogre, "Throw her out."

Thankfully, the rest of the wedding had gone on without a hitch, and I was able to get married to Gina. She threw the bouquet, and Ida caught it. Wow, hope she gets herself a husband after what almost happened to her.

During the reception, I head outside for some fresh air. To my surprise, I find the two Werecats and the Large Mouse there, tightly bound together by Arachne webbing. In fact, an Arachne was there along with three other city guards.

One of the guards notices me and says, "We're deeply sorry sir, these three were trying to cause trouble."

I chuckle and mutter, "No kidding, thankfully they were stopped before any harm was done."

"Please don't take me to jail, my mom will kill me!" one of the Werecats cries. "I can't see that Hellhound again, I just can't!" cries the other Werecat. "If my boss finds out about this, she'll throw me to the curb," mutters the Large Mouse.

"You all should have thought about that before you attempted to crash my wedding!" I tell them, no shred of mercy in my voice. "Please sir, please get them to let us go!" whines one of the Werecats. "We won't do it again, we promise!" says the other Werecat.

"I'm sorry, but you three will need to learn a lesson. Me convincing the guards to let you go won't change anything," I reply, unmoved by their pleas. The guards and the Arachne nod in agreement.

"No, I don't want to get beaten by that black dog again!" shouts the Werecat, tears beginning to well up in her eyes. "Maybe she'll straighten you up to make you a better person," I say to her, my voice calmer this time. "You don't understand, she hates felines!" she cries.

I sigh and tell the guards, "Get them out of here."

The three human guards nod and load the troublesome trio into the back of a carriage. Before they leave, the Arachne says to me, "Congratulations on your wedding by the way and...I really hope they correct their behavior."

"Thanks, me too," I say with a nod.

The patrol leaves with the prisoners, and Gina comes out seconds later. "Fred, what was all of that noise?" she asks me.

I turn to her and reply, "There was a minor issue, the guards took care of it."

"Oh, well..." Gina slithers up to me and places her hands on my shoulders, "There's cake if you want any, and the dance is about to start."

"Oh goodie, how's Ida doing?" I ask. "She's fine, talking with Dan at the moment," says Gina. I produce a sly smile and say, "You know, if Ida and Dan really get to know each other, then she might have a husband sooner than she thought."

Gina laughs and punches me in the shoulder, "Oh will you knock it off!?"

I take Gina by the arm and walk her back into the reception. I just got married, and I was going to enjoy this moment to the fulledt.

As for the kids that got arrested? I hope you don't take it the wrong way, but I'm 34 years old. Your perception of the world changes when you get older. I want those three mamono to become better, but if they're going to act like punks, then they need to be taught some hard lessons in life.