Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27950421-20180927194924/@comment-25808351-20181007005436

She has the best voicemails. “You’ve reached the office of Marcus Jaghund. If you’d like to place a bounty, press 1. If you’d like to hire a bodyguard, press 2. If you’d like a short and effective end to your war, press 3. If you’d like a swift and painless death, press 4 and an operator will be with you shortly....”