Talk:Jinko/@comment-31401828-20170402104407/@comment-31594143-20170406021012


 * slowly rolls down window

Jinko: "sir, do you know why i pulled you over? My virgin scanner reads that you are not in any sexual relationship.......*takes out a notepad and pen*..... I am going to have to ask you for your license plate and your sperm."


 * rolls up window

Jinko: "Are you resisting? Alright then. Stand back, I am going to break the cockpit open on the count of 6" *takes out a sledgesaw* "SEX!" *Breaks open the cockpit of my car.*

Me: *girly screaming*

Jinko: "get out of the vehicle. I can smell the wang."


 * I hit the boosters, sending my car racing, the cop jumps in her car and pursuits my all the way to my house.