Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27800590-20180519140707/@comment-28718853-20180704161239

With two sides possessing the ungodly strength to pin me down, I remain hidden behind some barrels. Both the orcs and the goblins charge into each other and a fight ensues. Brawlers are sent flying in various directions and I realize that this would be as good of a time as any to get out of there.

Fortunately, the store behind me has a door that leads out back, and entry was made easy thanks to a disarmed club that shattered the window from earlier. I utilize my agility and leap through the broken storefront without touching any glass. The violent crowd behind me seemed to occupied with each other to notice me, so I make my way to the rear of the store.

I have just about reached the exit to this mess when I'm startled by a sudden thumping sound followed by shelves crashing. An Orc is lying against a table and her leather top is heavily torn. "Those...stupid little bitches!" she groans as she gets up scratching her back. The woman then perks up and whips in my direction. "Hey!" she calls as she points in my direction with a cheerful smile.

My stealthy escape turns into a mad dash to the back exit. I fling open the back door as the Orc climbs over the fallen shelves toward me. My younger brother is standing outside in a dark blue robe and I just about knock him over.

"Watch it bro!" he growls as I quickly shut the door behind me. "Sorry, no time we gotta go!" I say as I try to herd him down the street away from the fighting, but the Orc suddenly busts through and glares at us hungrily.

"Crap, run Dunnan!" I cry as I bolt down the street. Dunnan doesn't move, but instead he takes out a silver wand and aims it at the charging Orc. A purple lightning bolt erupts from it and streaks toward the Orc who now has a look of fear in place of her amorous one from before. She attempts to duck but she is too late as she is hit with the full brunt of the attack and sent sailing into a hay cart. Thankfully, the lightning bolt appeared to be made of pure Demonic Energy as her body seemed to be flushed with pleasure rather than searing in pain.

"Dunnan, we gotta get out of here!" I say as I motion for my brother to escape with me. Dunnan turns to me with a prideful smile and says, "Not a chance Jack! I have come here to rid the town of these troublesome rabble rousers once and for all!"

He reaches into his robe and takes out a red book. "I cooked up a spell just for this scenario. Once those girls are out of here, this town is gonna hail me as a hero!" Dunnan announces happily.

The man enters the store that I had just come out of and against my better judgement I follow. Personally I was curious to see how Dunnan's banishment spell would work. It would either be very successful or fail horribly. If it failed then I most likely wouldn't have a chance to escape either.

We're both at the storefront where the fighting is still going strong and Dunnan opens his book. I watch him flip through the pages until he lands on a specific one that appears to have a drawing of a portal on it and speaks firmly, "Cigma si ym thgim. Veig em serah hcram!"

A loud humming sound erupts throughout the street and both sides cease their fighting as a glowing pink ring forms above them. "What on earth is that?" wonders the High Orc leader. My brother turns to me and whispers, "I'm sending them to a swamp that is very far away from this town. That way they won't be a problem any longer."

Upon hearing this, I look at the portal with a grin, fully expecting the rowdy girls to get sucked through any second. However, instead of the vacuum effect that I was hoping for, March Hares begin spilling out and attacking the unsuspecting bands of Orcs and Goblins. They both try to fight back, but they're hopelessly overwhelmed and soon disappear under the growing pile of horny pink fluff.

"What's going on?" I ask my brother confused and panicked. "Crap, I...I don't know! This wasn't supposed to happen!" Dunnan replies as he examines the page more closely, only to facepalm and groans, "Screw me, I accidentally read a Summon March Hares spell!"

"You what!?" I exclaim, catching the attention of several March Hares who are now bounding over to us. We attempt to flee, but we're quickly tackled to the ground and stripped of our clothes. "Uh...uhh not to worry Jack, the spell is only temporary!" Dunnan cries out before we're buried and violated by the same relentless pink fluff.

Some time later I'm sitting against a shelf with my brother. March Hares lie strewn across the floor with varying faces of satisfaction on their faces. I turn to Dunnan and moan, "How much longer until the spell runs out?"

"About two hours," Dunnan responds bluntly.

A March Hare perks up with a grin and says to me, "You want a blowjob for two hours? Great!"

She crawls over to me followed by several others. Wonderful, two more hours of this crap. So much for my brother trying to be a hero. I doubt that the townspeople are going to be very happy with him once this is all over. Well...except for the perverts.