Talk:Oomukade/@comment-30537375-20160129080731

How cute would it be if you're inviting some friends over for dinner and they know you have a monster wife but don't know what monster she is. While calling out for your wife in the backyard garden where she's usually is since it's her passion, your friends have a look of fear on them at what's behind you. Then an Oomukade grabs you and coils and your friends are screaming at the top of their lungs at the sight.

And then they hear "Oh honey I missed you soooo much! How was work? Any new interesting stories to tell? OH! The tomatoes and pears are riped and full in color and size! Look at them! Oh hello! You must be my darling's friends. I'm just picking up some ready to eat fresh produce and will make dinner right away! Hmm? You guys seem pale. Have you been taking your vitamin D lately? "