Talk:Kraken/@comment-209.216.173.217-20150725055953/@comment-24664052-20150725060639

I think I don't have many options other than firing torpedoes at the Kraken, because I cannot communicate to her that everyone of us is volunteering to be her husband.

Or alternatively, if I can communicate with her, I just tell her that Germans, Austrians or Turks make better husbands than Russians, and point her to a nearby enemy ship so she can sink it.

P.S. Real-life IRN Shchuka isn't a Soviet submarine, it's a Russian destroyer. Soviet Union got only formed after WWI.