Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-23979607-20181207224754/@comment-36855838-20181208001100

I calmly walk out the front door, along with ten other guys.

The other men give us flabberghasted looks, but their puzzlement is swiftly answered as I leap into the arms of a patrolling wurm.

Another guy leaps for a yeti, a third manages to lasso a papillon using D.E.ntal floss.

More men join the fray, if we're stuck doing this, we're damn well choosing.