Talk:Jinko/@comment-31401828-20170402104407/@comment-5426290-20170410093002

The jinko cop paws my window


 * Rolls down window.

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? I detected extreme sexyness from your vehicle. How about you come back with me to the station?" (=w=)


 * Rolls up window

She yelps and starts desperately pawwing the glass. "Hey, hey, hey! AWW, don't shut me out please? I need a date and you're a cute guy." (/T.T)/


 * Rolls down window halfway

She paws the glass less obsessively (Q.Q)- "I'll be good, I promise. So please roll down your window more, I can't talk very well to you like this."


 * Sighs and opens the cardoor and immidiately gets jumped, cuffed and taken to the station by his purring new jinko girlfriend.