User blog:Denzel Crocker/Chapter 7

Several days later in the over world

What a week I have been having.I assume its been about a week I don't sleep much and It never changed from twilight while in the fairy world so it was hard to tell time. Any way it seems no one has been able to meet a goddess and copulate with over 12 fay in the fairy world with out becoming a mindless simpleton devoted to nothing but pleasure, So I became a minor celebrity within a day of the word getting out. The fay gave me a small cramped home that was decorated in fairy fashion. They said it was a living castle, that it would change and grow depending on how strong I am and what I do. I hope that was not some cruel joke. I was also assigned a leanan sidhe to act as my guide, muse, and rembencer. Apparently that means she follows me around and records everything I do. I have a feeling that this is going to bite me in the ass one day. As a side note the witch,familiar,and the fay all turned back to their loli forms after a 24 hour period.

Another interesting thing that I was informed of was that the fairy realms had been split up into 13 pieces and sealed off from each other. Each was the realm of a different goddess and guarded by a witch, except for the last one which was guarded by a baphomet and connected the twelve realms into one. Also a funny thing had happened before I left. The witch whose name was Jill-o-lantren, told me that she had begun to file paper work and petition for my title as Fairy King. I didn't know about that. I mean it sounded kinda gay, but being a king sounded good. Besides it would give her something to do and keep her off my back and out of my travels.I could not imagine what a pain it would be to have her follow me around. She also told me how she brought that familiar there. She showed me a Sigil wrote it down on a floor in my home traced it out in a particular kind of spirit energy then gave me a piece of paper with the same sigil.She told me that all I had to do was to speak,touch the sigil, and poof instant transportation.

Hey... Look.... Listen. Said the leanan sidhe. Her voice was quite soothing .I looked at her. She didn't look like the description in the book had said, though her personalty did match. She had platinum blond hair pulled into tight bun on the back of her head, bright purple eyes, and wore blue coveralls, leather gloves, steel toed leather boots, a leather apron, a tool belt, and had dark tinted goggles on her head. I realized I had been staring at her for a uncomfortably amount of time. She had noticed and was blushing and looking away. "I read a short blurb on how your kind generally are and you seem a little off. Why is that?" I asked her "I guess you were not told much huh? Well, every fay realm has its own unique quality's to it. Since our patroness is the holy Morrigan" She crossed her arms over her chest when she said the goddesses name "we tend to be more concerned with the things she is concerned about." She explained. I nodded my head to show I was listening intently. "Since she has a love for battle that is the art I devoted myself to." "But you seem too small to work a forge properly?" I questioned "That why I use magic to help me" She smiles as she says this. "By the way I have not properly introduced myself, my name is Eimhear." She said with a little bow.

We continue chatting. She tells me about her magically enhanced tool set and all the weapons and armor she wanted to make. "What type of metal do you suggest to make weapons out of? I asked. "Well I would say that would depend on the type of blade or armor you would want." She replied thoughtfully "Could you go through the different types and what they would be best for?"I asked "Well there are the race metals, that is the ore around places where a certain monster girl race lives tends to pick up quality's of that people. That's what these are made of." She points to her smithing tools with a beaming smile and no small amount of pride. "Other wise there is demon real silver. " I cut her off "No need to explain that one I read about that." I explain "Well then that's about all I know of other than plain steel. I haven't traveled very much and I am sure there are there are others out there just waiting for us to find and to forge into wonderful weapons and armor." She said with stars in her eyes as she began to daydream about all the things she would make.

She seemed to lose her revelry when she looked at me. She began to frown. "Did we seriously just let you walk out of our realm without even giving you shoes?" she exclaimed I look at my feet and realize I was not wearing any. "And you are not wearing any armor or have any weapons. How do you expect to complete your mission like that?" She chided me. A small book popped out in front her and she began writing in it. I knew this was going to bite me in the ass sooner or later. I bet she is putting crappy things in there about me. But then I just decided to let it go because I didn't really care what others thought of me. She was right though. I do need some new equipment. Just as I was thinking that a strong wind began to blow through the forest we were in and it lifted my robe enough for the leanan sidhe to get an eye full. As the wind blew past I swear I heard that giggling from before.

She just looked at me with eyes wide open and cheeks red as apples. She finally broke the silence with "You might want to think about getting some undergarments as well." I clear my voice and say" I don't have any money, So.... I need to get a job if I want anything." She just stared at me. Out popped that book again and more was written. I am going to steal that book one of these days and see what she is writing.

We continued walking a ways before I spoke up again somewhat embarrassed that I am an almost naked, penniless, and jobless. Yet am vying for the title of king. "Do you know witch way the nearest town is?" I ask. She looked at me like she might be getting a bit depressed. "I told you before I have not traveled much." She responded. out proofed that book again. I guess I get to add directionless to that list of embarrassment. I sigh out loud. "Well I will need better bearing to tell which direction to go. Ill climb that tree over there. " I pointed to a large tree. She looked at me and turned red a bit "No, let me do it. I would not want you to reveal yourself again." She said She smiled a shy smile and flew up to the top and disappeared when she returned she indicated the direction she thought was best and we continued our walk threw the woods. That is until I sensed a odd presence. Or rather two odd presences. One was tinged with demon energy and one felt (pure?). I used my aura vision to double check. It confirmed what I had felt. "Eimhear stay behind me and watch out we are approaching something or someone." I said to her "How do you know?" She looked at me quizzically "I have a second sight that and a sixth sense that clues me into these type of things now please listen to me." I pleaded with her. She got behind me and we approached the mysterious pair and as we did so the one with the darker aura kept getting bigger while the (pure?) one kept getting smaller. I was starting to get a little nervous at the size of the dark one until I noticed something strange about it. It practically matched the aura of a tree but with demon energy. I then became more confident and moved faster to see with my normal sight what it was I was sensing.

There was a unicorn sitting under a tree filled with heart shaped fruit. She had her hand on an inappropriate place and was making noises that made me blush. Is that what that entry in the book meant by unicorns without husbands spend their time dreaming of days of sweet pleasure with their husband to be? Her outfit was impossible to describe other than it had tons of light purple flowers and frills. Her hair was silver and eyes a shade of lavender. I heard Eimhear clear her voice behind me. "Right" I said. "excuse the intrusion." I call out to the unicorn. Startled she gets up and moves the little bit of frilly clothing cover herself but her pale skin seems even more flushed than before. "I am a little lost here, could you point me to the nearest town or road." I explain. She seems to have gotten over her embarrassment rather quickly as she trots over to me with a less than embarrassed look. Once she reaches me she has a particular smell about her like I had just stepped into a field of sweet flowers. Its overwhelming along with the sight of her up close. I did not notice before how soft her coat seems, how well brushed and shiny it was. As if made of silk. My mind felt like it was being manipulated but when I checked for charm magic it was not present. What else could it be? My eyes drifted back to her as she spoke. "I'm sorry you saw me like that... however....there is a path a short distance away. I would ask a small favor from you before you go." her voice was as sweet as the flowery fragrance about her. I just stood there. My mind seemed trapped by her. "I have eaten all the fruit I could reach could you assist me in retrieving more of it? she said with a sweet smile and offering me a medium sized satchel. I retrieved the satchel and I walked over to the tree about to climb "Oh my, there is a fairy following you." the unicorn said "huh? Oh you mean Eimhear. Yes we are traveling together." as I say this the unicorns sweet smile soured a little.

My mind seemed to become more focused now. Remembering that I was nude under the robe and climbing would be slightly undignified I asked Eimhear if she would assist me with gathering the fruit. She nodded her agreeance and we began to gather the fruit. She would pick them and drop them to me.I would catch them and place them in the bag. After about twenty or so fruit were gathered I inquired of the unicorn if this was adequate. She concurred. It was about this time I was able to really look at the fruit. It was giving off a odd aura. It was like charm, earth, and a tiny bit of demon magic mixed together. I think I remember seeing it in Liliths book but my memory fails me. Before I call Eimhear back down I ask her to get one more fruit. This one inspect until she gets to me. I ask her if she knows what this fruit is and what it does. She looks at me funny. "It's prisoner fruit. One of the most common fruits in the demon realm. Its a tasty fruit makes women and men more attractive. " she explains. I take a big bite out of it. The skin is very  thin and the soft juicy white flesh practically melts in my mouth. I transmute the small amount of demon energy received by the fruit. I can feel their eyes glued to me. It is reminiscent of Lilith's and Amy's stares. "This is delicious. Why is it called prisoner fruit?" I inquire "Because If you eat enough of it, men will become your prisoner." the unicorn interrupted with a sullen look on her face. "To tell you the truth I work at a shop that sells these and after seeing all the women who buy them become happily married soon after eating large portions I thought that if I ate them then..." She trailed off.

I feel a little bad for her. "You know I am just the first guy you came across. Give it some time. Besides when I first got here you totally had me." I stop my sentence short remembering the girls from before who ponced after I said things like that to them. She smiled a shy grin. "Oh, you are just saying that." Her grin fades. "Men are always saying nice things but when I bring up marriage no one seems to want to commit." She says I can still sense the power of that fruit on her but that purity aura about her seems to be overpowering it. "Well since you have shared with me I will share with you. You wouldn't want to marry me I already have a commitment I need to fulfill."I stated She looked at me "You a betrothed to the fay?" "No, well not this one.Um, its kinda hard to explain" I say Eimhear now spoke up"Wait, she asked you to marry her?" "Well, no. I said that, she didn't really say" I explained "so your what they call a player? Being with this fay while engaged to another" asked the unicorn. "No. Hey, wait where the hell is all this coming from?"I ask "From your life apparently" Eimhear said with the book now in her hands. "So why are you engaged the other fay but travel with this one?" questioned the unicorn. "Because she has my soul." I said The unicorn looked at me like I was lying but Eimhear had shock on her face. But not enough to stop writing. "Well truthfully I gave it to her to show my devotion." I admit "What kind of woman takes a mans soul, and why are you not dead?" asked the unicorn "A goddess, because she wills it to be so." replied The unicorn who was now shocked into silence or considering the situation. "Is what he is saying true?" asked the unicorn. Eimhear eyes were tearing up "This is such a beautiful beginning to this epic...I mean yes its true" she said with the book in her hand "Then you have Bronwen the unicorns love and admiration." she state proudly as if all things in the world had been made right. "May I ask why you have decided this?" I inquire "Because anyone who would do that for a lover is not only a true man but one whose love is pure and true. Someone I wish to be with and have been searching for." she stated "But how am I supposed to protect you on my dangerous journey?" I ask her "See you are already falling in love with me, your concern abounds and...." I tune her out as she seems to be in her own little world.