Talk:Living Doll/@comment-28958395-20160920220442/@comment-26898134-20160922152205

Scream like a little bitch

And since I have no blast or mamono proof doors I improvise: by using the pizza boxes I have, I created an improvised shield and use the remaining pizza as a makeshift booby trap (is slip mines like a banana peel. Trust me it works) and with a new found courage I shield charge at the other way away from the rabbit and bull rushed the shit out of the harpy. But the grizzly happened to know my escape route and chased me but I dropped one of the pizza slices in front of her and she slipped, giving me a glimpse of her nice butt in mid air. With 2 down, I pushed on but the nympho rabbit bitch is gaming on me fast so I tucked and rolled below her as she tried to tackle me and bitslap her with my last slice of weaponized pizza with the cheese momentarily blinding her. After that I dashed out into freedom and never went back to the pizza joint again