Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171210051640/@comment-34498122-20180128075320

I begin with exiting the cupboard and offering myself in place of my Hug Woman.

As soon as they let go of her I grab the biggest one (ogre I think) and execute a HAMMERLOCK SUPLEX successfully giving them a one way ticket to SLAM CITY.

I then get on top of my fridge and deliver a SAVAGE ELBOW to the skull of the Minotaur.

I follow up by grappling the hellhound briefly before pushing them back and giving them a BIG BOOT right in the nose.

I then grab my neighbor's garbage can (fuck you jerry I used your can) and piledrive them into it before rolling it in the general direction of the mob boss' hideout.

I then hug my Hug Woman and mow the lawn.