Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33398500-20180104202713/@comment-27950421-20180105012707


 * stepping out of the role if the Reptile King for this and going with a more normally powered person here.

I feeze upon realizing that I had been spotted by the demon bug. She grins and rushes me but I make a desperate attempt to leap out of the way. The Beezlebub grazes my shirt as I crash into the floor, her claws tearing it to shreds.

She veers up before she hits the wall and yells at me, "SIT STILL DAMMIT!!!"

Before I can get back up she charges at me again. However, just before she can grab me a blur comes from out of nowhere and knocks the Beezlebub away. Landing in front of me is the familiar face of my Maid Gecko dressed in little more the a nightie and a pair of slippers while wielding her broom like a sword.

The normally harmless lizardman narrows her eyes and lets out a hiss that could only be described as dripping with hate, "Get out of this house and stay away from my master, vermin."

The Beezlebub hovers on the other side and buzzes in a rage, "I'm not scared of you stupid lizard!!!"

The Beezlebub bull rushes the the Maid Gecko and the Maid Gecko meets her charge head on. Utilizing her greater speed and agility, the Beezlebub zips around striking out with her claws, unexpectedly the Maid Gecko matches the Beezlebub with grace and speed that would impress even an Ochimusha. The two erupt into a flurry of blows as the Beezlebub zips around striking at the Maid Gecko and dodging blows from the broom while the Gecko lashes out with her broom and parries blows from the Beezlebubs claws. Eventually the knock each other back.

The two ready themselves for a moment before the Maid Gecko leaps forward with a flying strike at the Beezlebub. Simultaneously the Beezlebub flies up to strike her out the air. As the full moon shines through the window the two mamono cross blows as they fly past.

The Maid Gecko lands before falling to a knee, panting. The Beezlebub land on her feet.

The Beezlebub turns around with a triumphant grin, "Looks like I win!"

The Maid Gecko stands up, "Fool..."

She glances over her shoulder at the Beezlebub, her eyes narrowed in a fearsome glare, "You are already cleaned..."

The Beezlebub eyes widen in surprise, "What..."

Immediately afterwards the Beezlebub exlplodes in a blast of soapy water before collapsing in a drenched, unconscious heep.

"Don't worry Master, I'll have this garbage taken out in a jiffy." says my loyal Gecko Maid scoops up the Beezlebub with a dustpan.

As she carries the Beezlebub off to dump outside I collapse in a chair, relieved at the dangerous fly mamono being defeated. However my rest is short lived as my Maid screems in abject terror before running back into the house and cowering behind me, "MAAAASTERRRR!!!"

She whimpers as she hides behind me, "M-m-make it go away master! Make it go away! It's scary!"

I look out the door left open to see a small harmless white dog panting at the door. The dog pants before a moment in mindless joy before it starts licking the discarded Beezlebubs face.

With a sigh, I stand up amd calmly close the door.