Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160520183743/@comment-27013478-20161221222628

'Family: Hadrosaur

Type: Ancient Reptile

Habitat: Forests, Savanahs, and Grasslands (only in the Reptile Kingdom)

Diet: Plants, particularly leaves and grasses

Disposition: Gentle, Meek, Subservient, Cowardly, Timid, Devoted'

Just the usual description, herbivore, good, pretty docile it seems, this makes a good first impression. Now, time to get into the actual review...and hopefully find something intriguing.

'The Parasaur is a common herbivorous ancient reptile mamono. They seem similar to lizardmen at first glance however their claws are blunt and ill suited for a fight and they have a long, brightly colored crest arcing upwards out of their head.'

That's a pretty pleasant mental image, gotta admit.

' They also have very little muscle and would be described as soft and huggable instead of fearsome or powerful.'



'They have a gentle timid personality. When confronted with dangerous creatures or aggressive mamono, they flee.'

'Because of their cowardly nature, they will not assault and rape a man even when presented with one who would be easy to overcome.'

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hu0Bm_HfX-s/hqdefault.jpg They're meek, but they're still a monster girl...so yeah. Must be a sucker if they don't accept a guy that they get on a silver plate. But oh well. Life goes on.

' However the crest on their head is hollow so they can blow air through it in variety of ways. This gives them a beautiful singing voice, said to rival even that of Sirens despite it lacking in any charm magic.'

Man, it must be quite something in that case. And now we only need the stereotypical individual who is shit at this for whatever reason, then we need to write a story about their quest for love.

' They often combine this with enticing dances that lures a man to them.'

Combine an Apsara, a Siren and a Lizardman and you get....a monstrosity. And that's why we have Parasaurs, to hold those concepts without being an abomination.

' However they rarely intentionally lure men this way. More often they do this for the simple joy of singing and dancing and when they realize that a man is interested in them, they become to nervous to act.'

That's sweet and all, but damn, it's also quite amusing how things can evolve from there.

' Despite their nervousness their mamono instincts still runs strong, causing them to blush and prepare to be mated. They unconsciously shift in ways that accentuate their features as their vaginas moisten and release strong pheromones urging the man to breed her.'

And there goes my earlier statement... Well, at least they're not a total disappointment to monsterkind. Still, pretty nice concept.

' In doing this they give off the impression of being prey and stoke the mans own predatory or protective instincts. The man often can't help himself but to have sex with her.'

So, it goes something along the lines of http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/5449231+_68e5c986701f07ad76e2d2fb63e0e9b3.png. Nice.

'Being mated like this is often a life changing experience for the Parasaur.'

It truly opens their eyes to enlightenment. Just like LSD.

' For them it is as if they have found their lifes true calling, to serve her husband in whatever way she can.'

Yay for finding your true life calling as a subservient meathole! Ok, I went too far with that one, sorry.

' From then on, she will sing and dance, not for her own happiness but for the pleasure of her husband.'

God damnit, why can't they be selfish, it's not a bad thing, it's only humane after all. And they look relatively human, I suppose.

' She will happily clean his home and make his meals in order to be the best wife possible for him. Should he be injured she will learn healing arts in order to make him better and to be ready should he ever be hurt again. A Parasaurs husband can even bring forth great bravery in her, and if it is for the sake of her husband, she would stand up to a Tyranno, knowing full well that she will lose.'

I'd usually call that stupidity, but hell, I can respect such bravery, reminds me...of the olden times. But best not dwell on that.

'Often her dedication to him will inspire similar feelings in the man.'

To put it bluntly, he's going to grow a pair, and go full warrior on someone's ass if need be.

' He will see her working hard for him and will feel the need to make it up to her.'

Good, good.

' Usually this comes in the form of him seeing that she is a weakling in a land full of fearsome beasts and he will develop a strong desire to protect her.'

...Well, that's true, and that's not exactly a negative point of view, so, it's good enough.

' Even the weakest of men will train hard to become strong enough to protect her, and she will give him her full support every step of the way.'

Yay, training montage time!

'There are many varients of Parasaur with crests in a wide variety of shapes. Each shape can makes their voice sound different, however beyond shape, color, and sound there is no notable differences between them so they are all known as Parasaurs.'

Diversity in color. Could be better, but eh.

Going to work on these thingies again, lost my train of thought for bout 3 weeks since I started writing this one, so, It probably goes off in another direction at some point.