Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180303192947/@comment-33398500-20180303232021

So much for our nice, relaxing weekend...

As I rushed into the bathroom to see my friend in the clutches of a tentacle mamono, I started toward the two to try and pry her off him, only for the door to close in our faces from one of her unengaged tentacles, the lock clicking shut a moment after. “Oh, come on...” I groaned aloud, now realizing what she had said.

Our own wives...?

“I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not married... nor will I... be...” however, it took me a moment to realize that when I was thinking about it, the other two ran off in a panic out into the woods. “Well... good to know you guys have my back...” I commented to myself sarcastically as I turned started to rush out of the house, knowing there wasn’t anything I could do about the tentacle at the moment.

Feeling a pang of guilt for not being able to help him, I then ran out to see an arachne had gotten ahold of another of my friends “The only one getting any help here, dear... is me...” she told him with a smile while he had been screaming for help, starting to wrap her threads around him.

This wasn’t good.

Able to hear more noises of movement from nearby, I knew I couldn’t help him either: this was a trap, and we walked right into it...

“Darling? Daaarling~” a female voice called out in a sing-song tone, accompanied by a rumble as it moved through the trees, not sure if she was looking for me, or my other friend who was still on the run. Or perhaps she didn’t care which...

I had to admit, the voice was pretty cute, though...

Running away now, I was able to distantly hear the voice “He went that way? Thanks~” before her calls continued “Daaaarling! Stop running, please~” she then called as the rumbles continued. Part of me wanted to listen to her and stop, to see what beauty was behind that voice, but another part of me knew it was a trick.

As I continued, the rumble got ever closer, seeming to crash through anything that got in its way: tree, boulder, our car. No matter what was there, it crushed it all... What was she!?

However, as I reached the side of a cliff that overlooked the entire area nearby, I came to a stop just before the ledge. If she was still following me, I was screwed... and, even as I thought this, the rumbles came from much closer to me, a form appearing from through a nearby tree, as she only stopped a couple of feet from me. “There you are, darling~ I’m so happy you stopped!” the wurm in front of me now cheered happily.

As she advanced, I, by reflex, started to step back from her as she moved forward, but the crumbling rock made me stop, before I heard a loud crack in the ground. “Please, don’t do anything like that, darling, I’d be sad!” now darting forward, grabbing me and pulling me back from the cliff, the two of us tumbling back as  part of the cliff fell away.

Now unable to flee anymore, I had a moment to have a proper look at the wurm atop me after our tumble. Even saddened as her expression was, her face was adorable, her long emerald hair sweeping down on either side of my head as her expansive chest was pressed against mine. “W-why would you wanna go off the cliff? A-am I that bad?”

Suddenly feeling ashamed as her eyes welled up, I shook my head “No... that’s not it... I was... running by reflex... your method... more aggressive than I expected...” trying to justify it to myself that I didn’t want this gorgeous wurm to be sad.

Smiling a little, the wurm pressed herself more into me, whispering “Well, hubby, I know a way you can make it up to me~” her expression turned from sad to lewd as she rubbed herself against me, her hands starting to peel my clothes from me.

“H-hubby...?” I thought aloud as she started to caress my skin with my clothes removed, her warm form fully pressed against my own. “I’d have to get used to that...” I started, before my mouth was blocked by the wurms tongue.

Eventually, upon returning to the cabin, Sharon insisting I ride atop her so she could keep me close to her, the two of us found the rest of the group back there now, the arachne keeping my friend in binds for the moment, but able to clearly speak “How are we gonna get home now!? Your new wife smashed our car!” he complained.

“Don’t worry, I have coverage for that... there’ll be someone out soon... though we might need more than one trip...” I commented, patting Sharon on the head gently before she pulled me off her back with her tail and immediately coiled around me again.

“That’s okay! Gives us plenty of time to be one here!” she bubbled, coiling tightly around me and hugging me happily.

“Looks like they’re happy...” the tentacle then declared, amused as she and my other friend had emerged from the bathroom. “Sharon finally got to find her hubby~”

“Yeah...” a last voice added, an amused-looking hellhound making herself known, my last friend currently over her shoulder, unconscious. “...afraid your friend ran out of steam for now, though, he’s gonna have to rest up a bit longer...”

Though, at the moment, I couldn’t really say anything, as Sharon’s over-exuberant hug was currently cutting off my air supply “S-s-shar... air!”

Definitely not as relaxing as I would have liked...