Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20160406084834/@comment-174.88.64.227-20160411210723

There is only one thing to do in such situation: I laugh. I laugh very hard. So hard that she hears me and gets really furious before rushing toward my location.

Of course, being the one to avoid such brutal intercourse, I veil a nearby bandit lying in for an ambush and deck him in my scent before she jumps at him and forcefully initiate intercourse with him.

"Best.April.Fool's.Ever!"