User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask The Jaghunds/@comment-30014014-20170528173517/@comment-28358106-20170531180713

"It usually happens when a man empties the contents of his ballsack into a willing female volunteer. This is also a sign that the two love each other, otherwise the woman is known as a 'cum dumpster' and a 'dumb bitch that doesn't understand birth control.'"

The alarmingly close voice belongs to Cyndwella, as she silently glides past the Jester and into his field of view. She wears a predatory smirk.

"There's a whole stack of magazines under my hubby's nightstand if you really need a fucking diagram on how it's done. Or would you rather crack wise at his expense one more time so I can launch your glittery ass through the veranda window?"

She folds her arms and floats beside Hound, as if she's prepared for a verbal duel.