Talk:Kobold/@comment-28530195-20160527181821/@comment-27950421-20160627131643

Me: Spooky Art Museum? We don't have a spooky art museum in the Reptile Kingdom.

Anubis: What? I thought we were in the kingdom of Barbera.

Me: Nah you're way off.


 * I point a finger to a Tyranno and Dragon who are in the middle of an epic battle*

Me: See, the dinosaurs and dragons are kinda of a dead give away.

Succubus1: Jinkies, I can't believe we missed that.

Me: You'd be surprised how often that happens. Here let me take a look at your map.


 * The Anubis pulls out a map and we look over it*

Me: Ok I see what you did, You guys missed an exit back in Lescatie. If you take this highway here it should take down into the Disney Kingdom, be careful there, they may try to claim you as their citizens and make you do slave labor in their money prints. Then you take exit 85 and that should get you going towards Barbera.

Cockatrice: Wow, like thanks mister.

Kobold: Reah Rank rou.

Me: No problem. By the way, we do have a creepy rundown genetics lab down in mamono park. There might be a mystery for guys to solve there.

Anubis: We'll look into that. Thanks for the directions mister.


 * They drive off all waving to me in their green and blue van.*