Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20171220044950

You come home from (Work/shopping/etc.) and walk into the living room, as you minding your own business you start to hear singing coming from your bedroom, you figure it's your mamono wife just singing to a song she like, as I move in to surprise her you overhear her singing Big Poppa and she's in the middle of the verse. "I like it when you call me big poppa." her back is turned to you and she doesn't notice that you're there when she looks in the mirror she spots you and just shoots you a look that says no.

You try to hold back a laugh only for her to be on top of you in a matter of seconds. "How much did you hear? No matter if you tell anyone I will make sure to spread those baby pictures your mom gave us to all of our neighbors."

WWYD. 