Talk:Shirohebi/@comment-29661846-20161224024813/@comment-24026095-20170301225949


 * Facepalm*

Or it could be worse. &lsquo;Who is Alarm and why does she call you at 5:30 am everyday? *heartfelt sobbing* I can wake you up, I can give you a morning blowjob, I'll do whatever it takes to keep you! Please don't leave me, or I'll kill this Alarm and crush your phone under our car wheels!&rsquo;