User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-30700719-20180218043420

The sun rises, filling your bedroom with light. Next to you, your Cornie wife lays sleeping, the tip of her tail subconsciously wrapped around your leg. You take a deep breath, preparing for the day ahead.

Outside, you hear the noise of marching feet, along with some brief voices. Two minutes later, your door breaks down. A man in silver armour begins to read, "This town has been reported due to harbouring monsters. If you immediately present yourself for arrest, you may not end up executed along with the rest of the heathens." A young man's head pokes in the door and yells, "WAKEY WAKEY HANDS OFF SNAKEY!"

What would you do?