User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20170803001926/@comment-30700719-20170803015054

I look up at the mighty beast and scream in terror. I scramble behind a large rock, and the Azi Dahaka grins evilly. It steps around the rock to be greeted by...four or five Edaphs of various body shapes dancing. The Azi Dahaka looks around, furious. "Where is he? He can't have just disappeared!" Meanwhile, I'm sitting behind a completely different rock. "A thousand senses, eh? Let's see if she senses this!" I leap out from behind cover and hurl the rock with amazing speed. It flies through the air, so fast that bullet fall is a thing of the past, straight at the Azi Dahaka's middle head..."Pok!" The Azi Dahaka turns around and narrows her six eyes at me. "No. You are unfit for marriage. You have not been terrified enough for my liking. And you have angered me." Three columns of flame turn my body to ashes. The last thought that goes through my head is, "Well, this is unsurprising."