Thread:BTR180/@comment-27550231-20180310205325/@comment-27950421-20180329144008

Let's see... dove into the shallow end of a concrete pool, ended up developing a calcium deposit of my forehead from that so I literally have a horn... intentionally farted in the face of a retired infantry soldier who specialized in being dropped several miles behind enemy lines in countries U.S. soldiers were never deployed to fight wars that never happened, never gonna live that one down... tried to become BFFs with a rather pissed off copperhead, good thing I have damn good reflexes... and lit myself on fire, good thing it was by a lake but I did ruin my favorite shirt.