Talk:Flow Kelp/@comment-71.184.143.100-20160130003013/@comment-27690568-20160130044527

"Well ladies I can see that its your time .... Time to make Soup!"

I take a pocket knife out of my hat, and start hacking away at the kelp binding them together.

(c'mon it's like hair it'll grow back) They look sort of worried  so i reassure them.

"Don't worry. This won't hurt ..... Me."

After getting them untangled I gather all the removed pieces of Kelp, (For the soup) and start trudging home.

"Wait!" they cry out "Let us come with you!!"

The two of them grab onto my legs. Do you know how hard it is to walk with two women hanging onto your legs; while you carry that much kelp. Let me tell you. Not possible. They cause me to trip, fall and tumble towards my house along with them, the kelp, and all the stuff that washed up on shore.

Were three meters from my doorstep. "Now look at what you've done. Now the three of us are tangled together."

"I LOVE the way you hand is touching my breast!" the youngest Kelp said

"Hey! Hey! Hey! I just noticed." "What?" They ask the younger one fidgeting so my hand rubs her chest. "We're a sushi roll." I say with a silly grin on my face. Silence. It takes a second for what i said to sink in. "I'd slap you if I could move my arms." The older kelp said.