Talk:Ogre/@comment-172.56.29.20-20140805172110/@comment-25035274-20140805202034

Wait, we're assuming that I love her just because she's a monster? The Hell, d00d?

I, being the intelligent individual that I am, recognize a toxic relationship when I see one. She tells me she loves me and that next time will be different one time too many. The next day I wait 'til she goes to work, and carry my happy ass to the nearest Battered Mens' Shelter. That afternoon, she is arrested for domestic violence, and I am moved into protective custody when it comes to light that she was an enforcer for the Mainland's branch of the Zipangu Yakuza.

It takes four years, but she is finally brought up on charges. There's a rough six months where-in I am called in to testify at least three times a week. At the end of it all she is sentenced to 15 years on racketeering charges. She turns State's Evidence, and her sentence is commuted to 6 months and time served.

The last I heard, she was naked and jackin' it in San Diego.