Talk:Lava Golem/@comment-5426290-20140805155747/@comment-25035274-20140805162724

The first thing to set off my Spider-Sense is that a volcano magically appeared, without causing all sorts of fire and brimstone and death and such-like.

Secondly, that is lava. She is swimming in lava. Elle nage dans la lave. Ella está nadando en la lava. Lei sta nuotando nella lava. Sie ist in der Lava schwimmen. Ona je plivanje u lavu. Ona je plavání v lávě.

I think I've made my point, and the point is: SHE is SWIMMING in LAVA!

There is obviously something Very Strange going on.

No sir, I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

I do not get in the lava. I do not touch the lava. I do not approach the lava. I do not continue to do so much as look at the lava. Lava is hot and will burn me and kill me; I don't care if you happen to be able to swim in it, Lady.

I take my ball and go home.