Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170719015843/@comment-30700719-20170721021642

I look around, and my eye starts twitching. "Oh. My. God. I swear to god, I will fucking raze this place to the ground."  "ICARUS! Did I tell you to-" I take a deep breath. "Actually, thanks, ICARUS. I could've literally killed someone in a heartbeat, I was so angry."  ".....That's a new one." I climb out of the bed. Walking forward a few steps, I turned a corner and saw a Cockatrice. "Meep meep!" She leapt into the air, stuck out her tongue and tore away, so fast that her legs seemed to merge together into a rough loop. I blinked and kept going in the opposite direction. "Boy, this maze is fun. I could stay here all day..." A Werewolf runs past me, with what looks like a fork and knife in her hands. I shook my head in confusion. "Something seems awfully familiar..."

Jumping across a random gap, I yawn. It's been about two hours since I was sent here. Suddenly, two girls pop up in front of me, a March Hare and a Cheshire Cat. The March Hare says, "Eh, what's up, Doc?" I open my my mouth to make a comment, but the Cheshire points over my shoulder. "Suffering succotash!" I spin around, and a Succubus with a double-barrel shotgun and a deerstalker cap leans out from behind a tree. "Aha! Got you now, you wascally wabbit!" The March Hare burrows down into the ground, while the Cheshire Cat looks around and leaps into a tree. I close my eyes, seemingly undetected by the mamono. When I open them, I see a great big forest. I take a deep breath, then start walking away. "I remember! They're from a cartoon! God, I used to love those when I was a kid. What cartoon, though..." A bright yellow Jubjub flutters down to me. "I tought I saw a puddy-tat!" The Cheshire Cat from before somehow appears at my shoulder. "I did! I did see a puddy-tat!" She then wisens up and runs.

About fifteen minutes later, I find a door with a sign on it, saying, "EXIT". I investigate the back of the door. It seems like a door frame, standing up by itself. I shrug and walk back around to the front, then open the door. A Lilim smiles and me and says, "Come in." I take a look back the way I came, then step inside. She beckons me to sit down, and I take a seat. "Are you the one who turned those guys into the cast of the Looney Tunes?" She nods/shakes her head. "No, the Looney Tunes part was my sister's idea. I simply cast a spell to make them not notice you." I raise an eyebrow. "Why? If you hadn't, I wouldn't have made it past that Werewolf!" She shrugged. "You seemed devastatingly annoyed. Even if you hadn't of received those 'light anaesthetics', whatever that means, you still wouldn't be bothered by the girls. If you had, I fear you may have killed them in a fit of rage." I nodded. "Yeah, you're right." I look down at myself and realise that I'm still only in my boxers. "Well, it's been fun, and kinda boring, but I would like to put my pants back on. Have a nice day." I get up and open the door. When Inwalk through, I end up in my bedroom. I look behind me, and my closet slowly swings shut, giving me one final glimpse of the Lilim. I slump into bed. Ah, the sweet embrace of...My morning alarm goes off. It promptly gets thrown out the window.