Talk:Fairy/@comment-23979607-20151024232605/@comment-74.211.29.33-20160104085637

Upon hearing the "flying sex toy" remark, I calmly walked over, grabbed my wife from where she was in the candy aisle, and I walked over to the clerk..."First of all, you SON OF A BITCH, she is my WIFE, and second...how much for the snacks?" Intimidation tactic succeeding, the clerk stammers out "T-That'll be $10.50." I happily pay for the food, as well as a bag of butterscotch candy for my wife. "Goodbye, asshole." I say to the clerk as we walk out, my wife already digging into the candy. Before my friends come over, I quickly fill up my wife, and she goes to clean up, when my friends arrive for some poker. My wife actually ended up winning...3 aces in her hand...and after they leave, my wife darts into my pants.