Talk:Echidna/@comment-26948680-20170303232018/@comment-28718853-20170417194133

(Answering the WWYD)

I'm about to say something, when my wife Elora suddenly stops crying and her face has a spark of realization. "Wait a minute, I'm a freaking Echidna, I don't gotta worry about you leaving!" she says as she produces a glowing red collar and claps it around my neck. "Try to leave, and that collar will teleport you back to the bedroom."

"But how am I gonna get food and supplies for us and our future kids?" I ask. My wife's face falls and she mutters, "Ohhhhh....right, my bad."

With a sigh, I pick up the phone and say, "I'll try to get us a scroll of removing curses."