Talk:Ogre/@comment-25086543-20150203065519/@comment-26115871-20150316153117

"And it's just LOVELY! You know you are quite a decorator, it's amazing what you can do with a modest budget -"

She kicks me out of the house. Not that it makes me shut up. "I like that boulder, that is a NICE boulder."

"LISTEN, little human. Take a good look at me, what am I?"

"Uh . . . . really tall?"

"NO! I'm an ogre! You know, 'Grab your torch and pitchforks!' Doesn't that bother you?"

I shake my head. "Nope!"

The look on her face is just priceless. ". . . really?"

"Really, really."

"Oh."

Now it's OUR swamp. :)