User blog:IonicZach/Anubis WDYD? Response

An Anubis is organising a festival in your small desert town and you are helping her. The day of the festival arrives and she is making final checks with you. She patrols the area checking items of a list "food tables are perpendicular to altar at a 259.81 centimetre distance exactly, food placed in dice patern on tables,four chairs to every meat dish or vegan equivalent, four bread baskets per table, central statue angled so as not to disturb light on dance floor..." She suddenly gasps crumples to the floor and starts freaking out "I don't have a date for the dance! If I don't dance people will think there is something wrong with the dance floor! If I dance alone I will look like I don't care about tradition! Either way I'll be a joke of an organiser! Where am I going to get a date at such short notice!" You don't have a date either.

What do you do?

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Seeing her crumple down to the floor I walk over to see if everythings alright. "Hey. Everything okay?" I ask holding out a hand to help her up. "Uh.. No I'm g-good now." She says blushing as she looks up and takes my hand.

"Well, in that case, it's back to work for me. I got to get everything set up according to your specifications, of course." I dust her off and turn to leave, but I'm stopped when I hear a soft cough and the Anubis say "H-hey wait." I turn around and say "Yes, anything else you need, ma'am."

"Yeah, uhm, gee I didn't know it would be this hard." She mutters that last part. Collecting her self she starts again "Ahem. How would you like to be my date for the festival today?" She is visibly shaking and blushing so hard, she looks just as cute as she does nervous.

I don't even think about it "With a lady as pretty as you? I would, honored." Her blush brightens at my compliment. "W-well in that case, you are to pick me up at my abode at exactly 3:00pm. Understood?" She says, crossing her arms, still trying to look in control, despite the bright red blush on her light brown skin.

I agree and she hands me a very detailed map, showing the location of her house and the route from there to the festival. 2:59pm comes around and I'm waiting for her outside her house, with some flowers for her, and the minute it turns 3 the front door opens and my date walks out all dressed up and ready. I greet her and offer her the flowers, which she blushes at and accepts, rushing quickly back inside and returning with a red hibiscus (one of the flowers in the bouquet I gave her) tucked beside one of her ears, and we get on our way.

We arrive at the party precisely when she planned and we have fun socializing, and I get a good chuckle everytime we're together and someone asks about her "new boyfriend/husband" and her face burns as hot and as bright as the sun while she tries to explain.

Eventually it's time for the dance and we dance together for a while, with a particularly intimate moment during one of the slower dances, where, as we were dancing hand in hand, she'd start getting closer and resting her head against me, and suddenly realizing what she's doing, would blush and jerk back and this would happen three or four times throughout the song.

Soon, it was time for the festival to come to a close and me and my Anubis date leave for her home. Standing outside her front door, I see her inside and I say "Thank you for asking me out. I had fun. See you around." and I turn to leave but again I'm stopped by a soft cough and the Anubis saying "Hey! Wait!" Except this time I hear the sound of big paws running up behind me, and as I turn around, I'm met with the sight of an Anubis running towards me and then pulling me into a kiss.

Quickly breaking the kiss, she backs up and starts babbling "Why did I do that!? I wasn't planning on doing that, and you probably don't like me anymore and- Mmph!" I silence her with a surprise kiss of my own, and as we remain locked together I can feel her calm down, my action putting her worries to rest.

I break the kiss but before I can say anything, she grabs my hand and takes me to her bedroom and where we continue the streak of spontaneity by having some mind blowing love making. After about an hour, we're both satisfied, lying together and cuddling in the afterglow, when suddenly my new lover pulls out a checklist and says "All according to plan."

I of course say "Huh?" She shows me the to do list and points to where it says "Have New Husband in Bed By: 9:00pm" and looking at the clock and it says 10:00pm. All I can do is shrug and say "I'm okay with it." and I pull my new wife closer and kiss her forehead before we both go to sleep together.