Talk:Dark Valkyrie/@comment-26115871-20151112031040

You are at the bar with your friend, trying to help him get over a nasty breakup. He's drowning his sorrows in an ocean of beer when the doors slam open, a dark valkyrie that everyone knows marching in. Your friend has that look on his face that just screams he's about to say something really stupid, and you don't have time to cover his mouth before he goes through with it.

"Someb'dy call heaven, cuz I think an angel's gone *hic* missin'."

The valkyrie's response is to casually shove your friend out of his seat before sitting in it and smiling at you. "Next round's my treat."

What Do You Do?