Talk:Anubis/@comment-26948680-20160101225045

An Anubis is organising a festival in your small desert town and you are helping her. The day of the festival arrives and she is making final checks with you. She patrols the area checking items of a list "food tables are perpendicular to altar at a 259.81 centimetre distance exactly, food placed in dice patern on tables,four chairs to every meat dish or vegan equivalent, four bread baskets per table, central statue angled so as not to disturb light on dance floor..." She suddenly gasps crumples to the floor and starts freaking out "I don't have a date for the dance! If I don't dance people will think there is something wrong with the dance floor! If I dance alone I will look like I don't care about tradition! Either way I'll be a joke of an organiser! Where am I going to get a date at such short notice!" You don't have a date either.

What do you do?