Talk:Kikimora/@comment-26347931-20160508044534/@comment-193.32.79.27-20160513180522

I'd honestly tell them that I love them both equally and very much, and that choosing between them is something I would never, ever want to do. Touched, the two decide to stop buggering me, but they also don't want to let go of their mutual rivalry. So ever since then the two always work very hard in an attempt to prove they're better than the other.

And me? I don't mind, as my sex life (and house work) keeps getting better and better. Though I don't abuse it and keep making it clear to them that I do truly love the both of them beyond measure.