Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171211233110/@comment-5374090-20180110234530

nobody even looks at the girl in the corner, i just quietly shake my head at my "friend" and speak slowly to get my poitn acoss. "you realise that you won't have as much time to play with a wife like that."

He just sat there looking dumbfounded, "no i didn't sell myself, i promised i would find her a husband!"

i quickly cut hi off. "Who? Me? did you forget that under these baggy clothes i'm a woman"

"But you don't -act- like--"

"you're an idiot" i kept it short and simple, and he knew i wasn't going to et it become one of our signature arguments. I looked to the girl he made promises to that i knew he couldn't keep. but i stopped. "Wait. I know you... Witchie?"

The dark witch nearly growled at me, i knew she hated the nickname i gave her, but she hasn't been able to do anything about it, even others are calling her it now. But she's easy to pacify, i give her a wrm friendly hug, and she slumps a bit. "Does my friend even know it's a fake?" "didn't even suspect a thing"

my friend gives a protest but we both lok at him. "don't hey me, mister, you're the dumb one." then looking back and forth to my friends i speak plainly, and to the witch. "You can do better then him." but she assures me, he's not going to really be her husband. and with a shrug, i let her have him. "he was obcessed with sex and mobas anyways. Have fun." i don't even need to stick around to hear her say "i will"