Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26517142-20161129060922/@comment-26545936-20170619135452

In a extremely snobbish accent and while holding his nose like there were glasses there... oh wait there are. "Uhhhhh, it's actually called proactively dating get your facts straight before you trigger the order fags out there."

"Otherwise, I don't know how to really... approach the situation, oh wait... Yes I do! I have the SCRIPT!"

K'eth pulls out a familar blank-covered book and flips to a random page, announcing everything to his prescence.

"Start chapter."

'Page-flipping noises here.'

"As all had seemed lost for -NO NAME HERE- Wait, what? Oh fuck... Script can't contuine, I uhhhh, need his name."

He throws the book over the shoulders, bonking a Watchman over the head. He gestures a finger over and the Watchmen that were circling the man make a short snort of approval and come back to K'eth's side.

"What ho, adventuerer! What brings you to these parts unknown? Other then being decidingly confused by my appereances- and yes I know thats not a actual reason if we think logically shut the fuck up."