Talk:Minotaur/@comment-26052600-20150503232828/@comment-28935784-20150503235125

I leap under the covers and cower and shake, praying to the Demon Lord to keep my virginity. Well, obviously the Demon Lord doesn't allow virginity to remain for long. The Minotaurs break down the door and sniff around until they find me and pull off the covers as I scream for mummy. The Minotaurs offer to play mommy and shove my face into one of their group members' tits until my mouth overflows with nectar and gives me a throbbing boner. They stroke it, fondle it, taste it and do whatever they want with it right in my ruined home. They drape me over the leader's shoulders and take me back to their cave as I fade into oblivion, because I'd &lsquo;make a good snack&rsquo;. Worse, they kidnap most of my friends on the way back.