Talk:Harpy/@comment-31594143-20170515002630

So, I read a lot of manga, and one time I saw this;

There was a Harpy Princess, a Worrior, and a human preist, the worrior and harpy were going to get married, when the preist sent the worrior out on a long quest. But when he returned, he was just in time TO SEE THE HARPY MARRYING THE PREIST WILLINGLY! THEY F**KED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE JUST LEFT CRYING. AND SHE WAS ALREADY PREGNANT WITH THE PREIST'S BABY!

AND WHILE THE HARPY WAS RUNNING OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH HER NEW HUSBAND AND FUTURE DAUGHTER, THE WORRIOR STARTED LIVING OUT IN THE STREETS, GOING INSANE, WAITING TO DIE!!! (plus the preist is freaking fat and ugly)

THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SOME SORT OF SEQUEL WHERE THEY GET BACK TOGETHER, AND JUST.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAH


 * breaks table and screams more