Talk:Wurm/@comment-29325824-20190205143416/@comment-199.199.247.96-20200322151738

I'd most like try to run, but me being a massively confusable dork, I'd run directly towards her and trip, accidentally headbutting her and knocking us both unconscious.

What happens after that depends on who wakes up first

If I wake up first: I sit up, look around confused, see her unconscious on the ground then rush over to make sure she's okay (Spoiler alert, she's fine.) then... well... She drags me back to her nest and gets a husband.

If she wakes up first: I get dragged back to her nest and become her husband.