Talk:Fairy/@comment-23979607-20151024232605/@comment-27049723-20160104141820

I respond calmly, "First of all you sack of monkey crap, she's my wife and I would appreciate you not referring to her with such rudeness. Secondly, since you said please..." I then whistle to gain my wife's attention and motion to her to tone it down a notch, which she responds to by flying to me, handing me what she picked out, and then landing in the unused hood of my hoodie.

I then put the candy on the counter, he rings them up, and as I'm paying for them he says "Look, I'm sorry for the whole sex toy thing, it's been a rough day and I didn't mean it."

I hand him what I owe and say "Water under the bridge." I then walk out with a hand up to wave goodbye and my wife poking up out of my hood waving goodbye, a little more vigorously, as well.