User blog:Invictus Cordis/Valkyrie WWYD: Response

'' An adventurer walks into a pub for a rest. The pub is monster friendly, so there are many monster girls and thier husbands around. He walks over to the bar and asks for a drink. Of course, one drink becomes two, than three, than ten, and quickly into 20. Drunk off his ass, the adventurer turns towards the whole pub and yells out "Hey! Anybody wanna hear a 'stupid blonde' joke?" The pub goes dead silent. Every monster girl in the building is glaring at him. A valkyrie walks up to him. "Listen pal," she says to him, "before you tell your joke, there are a few things you need to know. The bartenders are sister red and blue onis who spend more time drinking their jobs than serving them, the bouncer is a jinko, there is an ogre to your side, and than there's me: the owner of this pub. The onis are cross eyed drunk, and they get very mad very easily when they are, the jinko has just gotten off her heat cycle and still hasn't found a husband, the ogre just went through a very messy fight with her ex-boyfriend, and then there's me. I just lost my husband of 10 years to an Order scouting party. 10 years I haven't had a decent fucking, and that really makes me grouchy. Oh, and one more thing: all five of us are blondes. So think about it; you're surrounded by five blonde monster girls that are either very angry or can easily be made angry. Now, with all that in mind, do you​  still  ​want to tell that joke?" For a moment, the adventurer remained silent. Finally, after a minute of thinking, he finally answered. "Your right, I don't want to tell that joke. I really don't feel like having to explain it five times." ''

                                                                                                                                                                           

I sigh and stop cleaning my musket which I lean on the table before standing up and grabbing my empty beer stein. I then walk up beside the adventurer and the valkyrie.



"Is there a problem sir?"



"Yeah this dumb bi-" He doesn’t get to finish his sentence as I smash the clay stein against his head. Shattering it leaving only the handle in my hand and knocking him unconscious instantaneously.



I have had a few run ins with this guy before and each time he only proved to be a drunken ass.



<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The whole pub stares at me as I drag him out of the pub and deposit him in the street.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I walk back in the pub and sit back down at my table and finish cleaning my musket.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Not long after I look up to see a very annoyed pub owner.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">"Invictus, was that really necessary?"

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I shake my head.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">"No Eyra it wasn't but it felt good. I've met him a few times before and from my experience that is how he always acts."

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I gather up the rest of my equipment before handing Eyra ten gold coins. I then walk over to the jinko and flash her a grin.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">"So I hear you don't have a husband yet, and I would like to nominate myself for the job."