Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160803010205/@comment-27346571-20160911182338

I get up and slap my crying friend. "Get the fuck up, we're about to be raped senseless!" I shout to him as he looks around. I grab the executioner's axe and hurry to my friend who's eating cake. "Dig in!" He says as me and my other friend (lets call him Bob, and the cake eating one Rufus.) enter the kitchen. Bob grabs two kitchen knives and hands one to Rufus, while I join in on the cake binge. Bob left without us on our own because he couldn't wait for us. Me and Rufus finished the cake and then turned around to see the Red Hellhound, Purple Kimono Youko, and Black Jinko at the entrance, the Jinko holding Bob. The Hellhound went for Rufus and the Youko went for me. I swung the axe at her like a madman, she backs off, but the Jinko steps in and trips me up, while getting the axe out of my hands. The Youko then steps back in, but I remain fighting and end up slapping her across the face. The hellhound then steps in, but recieves a punch to the face, breaking her nose. With the time the Hellhound took to try and subdue me, Rufus escaped, and the Jinko grabbed him. The Youko and Jinko swap positions, the Youko keeping Rufus and Bob from escaping, and the Hellhound and Jinko fighting me. They eventually do wear me out, and I collapse, but so do they. The next morning I'm woken up to the Youko mounting me, just to get pushed back off. I wake Rufus and Bob up, and we run like hell. Away from the castle. We decide to go hide in the snowy mountains, where nothing will try to rape us, or have sex with us without our permission.