Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170712195321/@comment-28365753-20170713204123

My little sister came into my room all flustered shedding feathers everywhere. “Big Bro we have a problem!” Just recently she had been monsterized into a black harpy. Thankfully because of her friend Amanda, who was a black harpy herself, she knew quite a lot about that race. Actually, I should say ex-friend as it was Amanda who monsterized her. After all destroying someone’s humanity is a sure fire way to end a friendship.

“What’s up sis?”

She just blushed and stared at the floor.

“Ya know that if you don’t tell me what’s going on I can’t help you right?”

She shyly stared at me and rubbed the tips of her wings together. “Well it’s really embarrassing. You know I never really gave any thought to guys, being rather shy and all but now I am like this thanks to that BITCH!” She pointed to her wings and bird feet.

“You know that Amanda only did it because she thought that you would make a good harpy. It’s supposed to be an honor.”

“I don’t care what that chicken who didn’t even bother asking me thinks. However, as I am no longer. . . human I have needs that must be met. I tried a few guys but none of them stuck. What am I going to do? Mating season is next week!” She turned crimson and buried her head in her feathers.

Well that is a pickle. Where can I find a bunch of eligible guys that would possibly date my sister. Then it hit me. I ran over to my desk and rummaged around a bit in a pile of papers before I found the flyer I was looking for and handed it to my sister.

“The Air National Guard? What does that have to do with anything?”

“Look further down. On Tuesday they are having a charity dance. There will be lots of young, strong, probably single men there. Besides your newfound ability to fly should be an instant conversation starter.” Her face instantly brightened. “Thanks bro you’re the best!” She gave me a quick peck on the cheek and ran out of the room clutching the flyer. She found a nice guy and I hear they had a wonderful month. Course now I wish our walls were thicker, but at least she is happy.