Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-27950421-20170414014435/@comment-26376061-20170414044816

Wait. "You scaly little-" Crash. The vase shatters as the snake swipes at it with it's tail. "What was that? My wife pokes her head into the room, seeing the shattered remains of the vase. "Honey...did you...BREAK MY FAVORITE-" I hold up a small charm. "Watch." Light flickers on its surface as it begins to play back what just happened. She sees the snake knock over the vase...and goes ballistic. ...Let me just say that that scaly little shit never bothered me again...and my wife got a new pair of snakeskin boots.