Talk:Alp/@comment-25095137-20140809214618

You are on your porch enjoying a glass of wine when you notice a cute girl approaching.As she gets closer you notice that she has wings and a tail.She waves to you and calls you by name.Confused you ask how she knows you.She responds by saying that she went to high school with you.Being even more confused you tell her that you don't remember her.She leans over and whispers into your ear.Your eyes widen as you realize that she was a he and he was a friend of yours.As you stand there stunned she wraps her arms around you pressing her body against you.

What do you do?