Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20171118021007

You were coming home from work when you come across a terrifying sight in the town center. Your son, suspended above what appears to be a glowing orange portal. There is a large crowd gathered and the mayor is standing by giving a speech.

"Fellow citizens, we gather in this center yet again to punish one of our own for breaking our most sacred law!" he announces to the crowd. His eyes narrow and he continues, "He has spoken of puns, forbidden by our society and punishable by descent into Hell!"

Your son struggles in his bindings and screams, "Come on, are you guys seriously getting the cold shoulder over some jokes!"

The mayor ignores him and continues, "Now, before we begin, has anyone been feeding the inhabitants of Hell recently? I swear they've developed breasts and look like gorgeous women compared to the hideous beasts that we're used to."

There are some puzzled murmurs among the crowd as the leader of the town simply shrugs and says, "Oh well, the results should be the same."

"You people suck!" your son cries out as a man in a hood moves toward a crank connected to the device that is holding your son.

WWYD? 