Talk:Giant Slug/@comment-220.255.1.26-20150108153655/@comment-78.20.131.40-20150809165905

Well, IRL it depends on how we broke up and then I'd maybe talk it out with her.

But since this is the MGE and as a mamono she'll probably rape me regardless of my choice (and since I'm feeling a bit dickish right now); I quickly grab some salt of the counter and spray it over her. while she's distracted I run towards the Blue Oni and tell her I'm dying to have sex with her (and buy her a drink) but this Giant Slug tries to get between us! The Blue Oni picks me up, punches out the Giant Slug and carries me to her home where we drink and have sex.

Yeah, I'm more attracted to Oni that to these things.