Talk:Redcap/@comment-26017717-20160927082454

If i got attacked by a redcap and ended up as her husband, here's what I would do if I wanted her to remain in her docile state a bit longer for whatever reason: I would eat a dinner of sticky mushroom soup mixed with humpty egg jelly, spend the night filling all her holes with rich, viscus white stuff and cover her in it like a soiled rag, then wash her gently in the bath before carrying her back to the bed and fall asleep holding her against me, her face snuggled up against my neck. Wake up to a bright, cute smile and a gentle kiss (and a cap white as newly fallen snow), meet the day in a state of elevated happiness :)