Talk:Apsara/@comment-25930818-20150220123419/@comment-25930818-20150220160729

It doesn't say that she force-feeds you amrita-elixir though, does it Rikos? Which makes her one better than mermaids, who do force you to drink their blood...

> Thinking you're going out with gentle fish-girl > Everything seems lovely, she's not violent like other monsters > Wake up one night tied to your bed with stakes, inky darkness all around you > ''Something's wet on your face... you can feel the weight of her mermaid's tail pressed down on you, stopping you from moving'' > She's sliced open her palm with a knife and is letting it drip onto your mouth while she stares at you with eyes as black as the ocean abyss > The overpowering stench of fish oil crowds in your nostrils, like that one horrible summer you worked at the tuna-gutting factory > ''DrInK iT dOwN, hUsBaNdO, dRiNk AaAaAaLlLlLlL tHe BlOod sO wE cAn Be ToGeThEr FoReVeR aNd EvEr AnD EeEeEeVvVvVeEeEeErRrRrR..."

MERMAIDS: NOT EVEN ONCE