Talk:Lich/@comment-27950421-20180313040924/@comment-29435884-20180314082553

"Sweetie, you know you don't have to change anything for me, I loved you just the way you were."

A faint look of disappointment flashes across my wife's face at this. "You mean to tell me that you dislike my new assets?" She asks "The way you were staring at those cows proves that you enjoy large mammaries."

Oh shit. Damage control needed. "No,no,no. They're great." I tell her quickly. "They really suit you. and I didn't mean to look at those holst tits, but...how could I not? Did you see 'em? They were the size of fucking watermelons!"

Yep. her fists are clenching, her eyes are glowing purple, my life expectancy just got a whole lot shorter. Sometimes I think I should just staple my mouth shut.

"I like yours more though, I did before, and I do now." Glow's fading, life expectancy rising.... "You know why?" Raised eyebrow, expectant look...."Because they're yours. No matter what, you're still the woman I married, and I love everything about you, tits and all." Glow faded. Phew...

"Idiot" My wife tells me, clipping me across the ear. She then gives me a hug pushing her new breasts into my chest. This is heaven, but a thought keeps nagging me. "Where did you get these?" I ask her "Did you mug a Wight for body parts or something?"

"Industry secret" She smirks "Now about that experiment...."