User blog:ExdeathsBagel/Oh boy (WWYD by Lordharambe69)

WWYD by Lordharambe69: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:761718

I hate insects, despise them. They ruin the spring and summer for me. Long walks around town are ruined with them buzzing past your ear for seemingly no reason other than to get them to acknowledge you, nats are always swarming around you, and cicadas chirp a poor excuse for song never seems to go below the ear splitting threshold.

And then there are the mamono ones that try to bring you back to their nest with varying degrees of subtlety.

“Yo human! Wanna get fucked daily by our Queen?” A Honeybee said, shooting out of a nearby bush and putting a hand on my shoulder.

I jump, much to her apparent delight, but try to collect myself. Running would simply give way to a chase, not that I could out run a Honeybee. Given how simple minded and stubborn they tend to be, I think my best bet would be to outlast her and just continue my way home.

“No thanks.” I say, and brush her off my shoulder and continue walking.

A look of dejection appeared on her face, but only for a brief moment, “Come on! Why wouldn’t you want that?!” She says as she buzzes in front of me.

“I just don’t, go find another man.” I say as I walk past her.

I make it a few feet before I heard her whisper something under her breath, and I stupidly surrender to my curiosity.

“I’m sorry, did you say something?” I asked, turning to her.

She tilts her head, “Hm? Oh don’t mind me. It’s not something for a boy too hear.”

“I’m not a boy, I’m twenty tw-”

I stop myself too late as her eyes narrow and a discomforting grin spreads across her face. I turn and run, hoping the sudden adrenaline surge is enough to out run her, but she tackles me from behind mere seconds later.

I close my eyes as I fall face first, bracing myself for impact, only to feel no impact, not even contact with the ground. I open my eyes and see we are a few feet above ground. I’m terrified of heights and even this sets me off as I begin to struggle.

The Honeybee grunts in annoyance, “Hey, chill out human! I can’t get higher up if you struggle, and we need to get past the tree line if we don’t want to run into-”

A sudden whistling sound cuts through the air, though only slightly higher than the buzzing of the Honeybee’s wings. In a sudden lurch I am violently freed from her grip and am left rolling, thankfully on the grass. With a thunk, I turn to see the Honeybee, impaled by her shirt, onto a tree from a spear.

I turn opposite end and see a Hornet approach holding a spear in one hand. Her grin far more malicious and lustful than the Honeybee’s.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Thanks for helping me find a man, drone.”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Honeybee growls at her insult, “Hands off! I found him first!”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Hornet laughs, “You new to this game, pupa? It doesn’t matter who finds the man first, only who keeps him at the end of the day.”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Honeybee shakes in anger before taking a deep breath and calming herself, “You’re right, should’ve guessed a filthy Hornet wouldn’t play with honor. And like most of your barbaric kind, I bet you aren’t out for some grand quest for the abominable queen, no, you just want a man to yourself. Selfish bitch.”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Hornet’s eye twitches and she grits her teeth, “If I didn’t need this second spear to secure a would be fleeing man,” her eyes darted to me for a second before returning to the Honeybee, “It would’ve gone right between your eyes for disrespecting me and my dear Queen.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“And for your information, little pupa, I serve Queen Vespiquen, you may call me Yello.” The Hornet bowed slightly, “That’s right, the infamous Yello, destroyer of Honeybee hives and the right hand of the Queen her safe. Quivering in fear yet, pupa?”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Honeybee remained calm, in fact, she was smiling, “Not at all, in fact, I too serve a Queen. Queen Apisia, and I am her right hand, Beeatrix.”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Hornet gave an even wider grin before hoisting her spear over her shoulder and cracking her knuckles, “You for real?! This is my luck day! Not only will the Queen be pleased with the man I bring home, but offering you as a servant will truly make her proud of me! Who knows, maybe she’ll even let me keep the man!”

<p class="MsoNormal">Yello approaches, noticing Beeatrix was still smiling, “What’s so funny, Beeatrix? Or has the fact that you’re gonna be a servant to my dear Queen driven you mad?”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Honeybee giggled, “Not at all Yello, what I’m finding funny though is just how stupid you are.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Yello froze mid-step, eyeing Beeatrix intently. A sudden stirring from the tree above Beeatrix causes Yello to jump back. From where she once stood was a small pile of honey. Suddenly all the trees and bushes in front Beeatrix begin to and out pop out a swarm of Honeybees.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Did you really forget that Honeybee’s travel together in a swarm?” Beeatrix says with a grin. “Ladies, when I give the signal, unleash sweet, sticky hell on this Hornet!”

<p class="MsoNormal">I figured now would be the best chance to run, hoping I could escape in the ensuing chaos. As soonas I stood up however, I felt something whoosh from behind me and grab me tightly. The spear that then pointed at my neck revealed it to be the Hornet.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You even think of throwing that stuff at me and you’re delivering a headless body to your precious queen!” The Hornet shouts. I begin to shake, she leans close and whispers into my ear, “Chill sweet heart. I’m not gonna kill you, in fact, look at them, they’re scared shitless already.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Indeed all the Honeybee’s have gone pale, even Beeatrix, who was freed thanks to another Honeybee.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yeah that’s right! Fear me, Yello! Maybe if you get on your knees and beg I’ll consider you being servants for my dear Queen!”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Honeybee’s all let out an ear piercing shriek and quickly take to the skies, much to Yello’s delight.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hah, filthy cowards! Honeybee’s aren’t true warriors anyway! Run home to your queen and feed your babies.” I feel something nudge her and feel her head whirl around, “Hey?! Who the hell do you think-”

<p class="MsoNormal">Yello goes silent for a moment, her grip shaking, before letting out a similar shriek. “Fuck it! Keep him, he’s all yours!” She says as she hurriedly flies off.

<p class="MsoNormal">The sudden rush of wind from Yello taking off knocking me to my knees as I feel my savior still behind me. Though grateful, if it was enough to scare away a Hornet and a swarm of Honeybees, did I really want to turn around?

<p class="MsoNormal">A voice breaks the silence, “Human, don’t you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around, and shake my hand.”

<p class="MsoNormal">I cautiously do so, my shaking must of made me look pitiful, but given all that happened to me so far today, I think it would be understandable. And it seems like my savior thought so to, for as my eyes nervously rose upwards, her eight sharp, legs, large intimidating abdomen visible from behind, and needle like pedilaps gave way to a woman with a comforting smile. A smile with no hint of malicious or lust.

<p class="MsoNormal">I take her hand in mine, noting that despite the claw like physicality it was a very gentle grip. She helped me up with ease.

<p class="MsoNormal">“That’s more like it. You okay, nothing hurt too badly?” She asks.

<p class="MsoNormal">“J-just a little shaken up.” I say, trying to hide my intimidation.

<p class="MsoNormal">It does not get passed her, she chuckles, “Don’t worry. I’m not here to have my way with you. This part of the forest is my territory, and would much rather have it not spoiled by a war between Honeybees and Hornets.” She then clasps my hand, “Besides, I just can’t leave a man in peril.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“T-thank you.” I say as I get my hand out of hers, “I’m sorry but I have to go. I promise though, I will find a way to repay you.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Her smile grows, “I’m looking forward to it. May I have your name?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Thomas.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well Thomas, you may call me Nephila. Have a good night.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“You too.” I say before turning and hurrying off home.

<p class="MsoNormal">That wasn’t the last I saw of her, in fact, every time I could I took a walk through the forest near my home to find her, though it normally ended with her finding me. We would talk, at first simple small talks before quickly going on our ways, but as weeks went by I would sit at the base of a tree and we would talk about almost anything until sunset, growing closer to each other.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You know, I feel really guilty.” I say one evening.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Why?” She asks.

<p class="MsoNormal">“We’ve spent all this time together, and I still haven’t thanked you for saving my life.”

<p class="MsoNormal">She pulled me in close, “I wouldn’t say that. You’ve kept this lonely little spider company for the past few weeks, and have been a very good friend. Although…” She trailed off as a blush formed on her face, “If you really wanted to thank me, how about we become more then friends?”