Talk:Vampire/@comment-96.51.16.220-20151027000503/@comment-27049723-20151105151800

I say "If you wanted me to be your servant, or whatever, you could've just asked!"

"You might have refused." She replies.

"Well if I did then I would be able to understand the kidnapping, but as it stands, I don't quite appreciate being knocked out, taken from my home, and waking up chained to a stone wall in some dungeon and waking up to see I'm wearing nothing but my skivvies!" I say indignantly.

She strokes her chin, as if thinking, and says "You do have a point."

"Yeah, now if you would be so kind as to unshackle me, and give me some clothes, I promise to forget all this and we can start over with you asking me to serve you." I say as calmly and as nicely as I can.

Sighing, she agrees, unshackles me and gives me clothes back. When I'm finished redressing she turns to me and asks "Would you like to be my servant?"

I answer, keeping true to my promise to forget everthing that has happened, "I would be honored." I bow and say "See, was that so hard?" She replies with a "humph," turns her nose up, turns around, motions for me to follow her, and walks off. I guess that means I'm hired.