User blog:Ronchellster/Romeu and Juliet, a Mamono audition - Werecat, Giant Mice.

Morrison: Call the next one!

This time Juliet was a girl with cat ears and tail, wearing a classic dress. The fur were cream-colored and her eyes, emerald green.

Werecat: Romeo, Romeo, where is Romeo?

Garrison: I'm here Juliet.

Werecat: Ah! Romeo! How my heart is happy to see you tonight!

Garrison: I would go through the whole sea if it means see you again my love.

Morrison was quite satisfied with this candidate, did not have much practice, but compared to Centaur she was least passable.

The audition apparently went smoothly until the Werecat jump from the tower and falling into foot.

Selina: No have problem she do this? Romeo should climb up the tower with a ladder.

Morrison: No, I would even argue it's a great improvisation, Juliet go down from the tower to talk face to face with Romeo, but there is something that bothers me.

Selina: What?

Morrison: What's that on her dress.

Morrison pointed to a lump in dress well on base of the girl's column.

Selina: It's her the tail Mister Morrison, the dress has no room for the tail.

Morrison: If we hire this one, remind me to fix this.

Selina: As you wish.

Werecat: Argh!

Garrison: Is something wrong?

The Werecat look back to herself.

Werecat: Nothing.

And she continued.

Werecat: Romeo know we can not ... Argh!

Morrison: Is there a problem?

Werecat: Have some problem with that dress, it's biting me.

Morrison: But what the hell are you talking about? Dresses do not bite.

Werecat: Well, this one bites.

It was when they realized that the steps the girl made a strange sound when she stepped on the floor, it was very annoying.

Morrison: Please take those shoes.

Werecat: But I do not use shoe nor do noise when I walk I'm a cat, you know?

She lifts her skirt halfway showing the feet / legs to Morrison, but he was looking at something else, not what you are thinking, there was a hidden mouse inside her clothing, a big mouse.

Morrison: But what is it?

Selina: I believe she to be a Giant Mice.

Morrison: What is she doing here?

Werecat: I do want to know. What are you doing in my skirt, it is disturbing.

Mice: You want to know? You really want to know?

The Mice tore the skirt, all at once, leaving one white panties exposed Werecat.

Werecat: Ueeeeeeeee!

Mice: One wonders'll have to catch me.

And she ran with her skirt in hand and with everyone's eyes following her. After recovering the shame the Werecat girl, by four, runs behind the small Mamono.

Werecat: Come back you dirty rat.

Mice: No way with you cat poop brain.

The Werecat got so mad you could see the veins coming out of her forehead. The two left running backstage in a frantic chase.

Selina: You want me to call security?

Morrison: No, we leave that to those three, they should not give work. Call the next.

Selina: Yes, Mr. Morrison.

The next candidate took a while to appear even after they called her name. After a while appeared another Giant Mice with a very similar dress with the Werecat.

Morrison: More rats?

Mice2: Is there a problem?

Morrison sighed.

Morrison: I know I'll regret it, but show what you can do.

Mice2: Romeo, Romeo, where are you Romeo?

Garrison: I'm here my love.

Mice2: Ah ... Good night Romeo, how are you?

Garrison: I am ... well, I think.

Garrison nodded to Morrison who got the message.

Morrison: Cut!

Mice2: Cut what?

Morrison is not cut, cut something is ... It does not matter. Did you even read the script?

Mice2: I ... Read.

Morrison: Then why are you not following the script?

Mice3: Actually is why she can not read.

Everyone wondered where came the voice.

Mice2: You be quiet!

The Mamono was talking to the bottom of her dress that seemed to be moving in a very strange way.

Mice3: I said I should be the head, but you would not listen and now because of you we will not get the part.

Mice2: Hey! He didn't say we played out yet.

Morrison took his cue.

Morrison: NEXT !!!

Mice3: You see? What I said.

Mice2: That was your fault, if you had been silent I would have given it out.

Mice3: My fault? So I want to see you fix that.

The mice hidden in the dress throw her from the tower and left irritated, the other was hanging out with the dress the only thing that kept her from falling.

Mice2: Help me!

Morrison: More this now. Garrison, please.

Garrison was to take the steps. He should use to climb the tower where she was, Juliet, but now use to rescue another girl that Juliet had nothing. Before Garrison reach the tower came a body hanging upside down holding by a cable, it was Thomas.

Thomas: Somebody help me !!!

Morrison: But what the hell is going on in there?

...

A few minutes backstage. The three Morrison assistants: Jonas, Thomas and Billy, were organizing the materials trying to get everything out of the way, but lost a bit of time playing with fantasies and parts of scenarios. Thomas was pretending him was a rifleman using a bucket on the head with a fake rifle, Billy was a huge fake flower on head while doing a strange dance, while Jonas watched it all with a cowboy hat.

Jonas: Billy, you're sick, guy!

The three were having fun until a hurricane go in there and Hurricane mean a Giant Mice being chased by a Werecat wearing nothing more than the top of a classic dress and a white panties.

Billy: What was that?

Jonas: I do not know, but I think the boss will not like to see it here.

Thomas: So we better get to work.

Thomas takes away the bucket head.

Thomas: Billy get that flower head and come help.

Billy: Yeah clean!

Billy throws the flower falling on top of other set pieces that fall to the ground.

Billy: If the boss asks, were them.

Thomas and Jonas agreed. The three followed the two mamonos to a pile of fallen fantasies on the floor, moments later the Giant Mice left with pajamas on top of her normal clothes, the Werecat came out with astronaut helmet and a slegehammer.

Thomas: Get down!

Jonas and Thomas crouched in time, but Billy was struck squarely in the head and fell whirling on the floor and fainted, the rooster he had: the hammer should not be a lie.

Jonas: Why do we have a real sledgehammer here?

The Werecat continued to rotate the hammer randomly trying to hit the Mice. The two continued the chase until the top floor.

Thomas: I thought it was an audition for Romeo and Juliet, not for Tom and Jerry.

Jonas: I also, as of today I'm in team Frajola and Tweety, from now on.

The two looked for something to help them, but found only the fake rifle that Jonas used before. Thomas suggested they use the rifle to threaten the two and stop them, Jonas agreed.

On the second floor the two hung from the spotlight, just above the stage. The Mice are hard to balance, but Werecat was holding steady up there, perhaps for the trouble seeing.

Jonas: Stops you two.

The two turned to him.

Jonas: You, the panties, drop the hammer.

The Werecat throws the sledgehammer away in the air. Meanwhile, on the first floor, Billy wakes up with a big headache.

Billy: What happened?

The sledgehammer appears flying and hits him squarely in the forehead making him pass out ... again.

Jonas: Now the two leave already.

The Werecat came out slowly with her hands raised.

Thomas: I do not think it worked.

Jonas: Neither do I, but I will not complain.

When Jonas gave a light knock at the gun and accidentally fired a tranquilizer dart then hit the Werecat and made her faint.

Jonas: Eh! This weapon was real!

Thomas: Why do we keep these things here?

While the two were discussing the Giant Mice kept walking for support on stage. Thomas and Jonas decided on ja-ken-po who was behind her. Unlucky: Thomas.

Thomas: Come back here.

Thomas unwittingly stumbled upon one of the cables was loose and fell upside down hanging over the stage.

...

And now back to the present.

Thomas: Someone get me out of here!

Mice2: I'll fall!

Morrison: This can not be happening.

Garrison went to the stairs and put her hand to try to catch the mice.

Garrison: Stay calm!

Mice2: Help!

Garrison can down the Mamono safely, but just then Thomas came swinging hitting the two and the three fell into the balcony. Selina was up there to see if they were okay. After that they had to do another interval.

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