Talk:Wererabbit/@comment-25086543-20150317224658/@comment-26219553-20150319235734

Because I'm not a major fan of being punted across the forest by an angry/horny wererabbit, I apologise for the accidental home invasion and get up to make my way out. If she lets me go? Fine, it all worked out okay, go home to my family. Or, more likely, I get pinned down and raped for the remainder of the day? Okay, ask permission to go home and let my relatives know that I'm alive and well, but I'm moving out to be with my new wife. Knowing my wife, the exact moment they ask me who she is, she will promptly teleport via rabbit science/voodoo into the nearest bush, then leap out and tackle me before dragging me back to our new home to start rearing (and creating) our new family. Before I disappear across the horizon, I call back to my startled family, "I trust that answered your question? Also, sis- er, sweetie, can we wait until my mother and sister are out of sight before you stick your hand down there, please? Thank you! Awww, I love you too. Kisses! Er, where was I? Oh, yeah, sis, you can expect some new sisters to play with in the next few months! Bye!"