Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20191206231758/@comment-32347114-20191207105303

Well, she DID cause my fair share of headaches. Why should I bother helping her?

I turn around, and prepare to stride off when I notice her eyes are positively overflowing with-

....right. Succubi. This was gonna be a laugh-the haughtiest, most outwardly misandristic girl was now going to have to deal with lust towards the very things she despised. "Well Sharon, I'd love to help you manage your newfound lust and all, but I have places to be and aspirin perscriptions to discard. Ta ta." "W-wait! D-don't leave me, you stupid...!" "Name me one good reason why. After all the shit you've spewed, all the times you've looked down on me like a roach that keeps coming back, all the times I've nearly considered bashing myself over the head just so I don't have to hear your screeching! One good reason for me to stay here and help you. One."

"....."

"Fuck it, Sharon- If you're really horny, here's $25. Go buy a vibrator with it or something."

I walk off, and casually enjoy my vacation-Sharon kept bombarding me with texts that were increasingly sexual in nature-at one point I swear she sent me a picture of not one, but two sex toys coated in....yeah, I wasn't going to bother. Was it going to be a problem later on? Maybe, maybe not.

I wasn't really surprised when school rolled around that Sharon would stare at every man she saw in a lustful way.

....at least until Sharon told me to come over by lunchtime, and tried to kiss me.

"Christ woman, have your sexual desires that you've repressed for so long become too overbearing for you? ...Don't answer that.""But [redacted,] I can't help it! My lower region feels like it's burning hot...I need a man, those toys don't cut it~!"

. ..

"Why not just...talk to Gary then?"

Succubi really weren't my cup of tea. Not after an unfortunate encounter with an Alice and her "Big Brother" that made me want to burn my brain cells. Gary however, would positively love a succubus for a girlfriend.

...Time to play matchmaker.

Later on, I meet up with Gary as he's playing video games in the corner, and tell him about Sharon and her monsterization-and that she needs a man. I swear, the dude could have given a cheetah a run for its money.

And eventually, I saw Gary and Sharon kissing one another, and dust my hands. I got my friend a date, and got an annoying woman out of my hair, and into said friend's pants.