Talk:Hellhound/@comment-27950421-20161016185819/@comment-27036092-20161016221557

(Not a serious reply, but hey, what would you expect with a "death defying escape"?)

I fall flat on my belly (on purpose), and start moonwalking in the air. Then, once I'm high enough for them not to catch me, I keep doing it, lest I fall and die miserably (the newspapers would have "Man dies moonwalking in mid-air" otherwise, sounds like a stupid death).