Talk:Salamander/@comment-198.54.211.2-20150305012410/@comment-25204624-20150318082759

"Listen, I don't want to-"

A voice calls out from behind me.

"SWEETIE!" The Nureonago I had been running from had finally caught up to me.

I take the Salamander's arm.

"How 'bout we go get some dinner, and then head back to my place?"

The Nureonago protests, "No! He's mine and only-" Then she is promptly attacked by the Salamander, who I marry.