Talk:Dhampir/@comment-71.241.199.181-20141218065610/@comment-28122738-20151027093840

Me: Eeeeh.... wha... WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS GOING ON, DEENA I JUST CAME HOME TODAY (because I was doing some business in an other country for a week), AND AM TIRED LIKE HELL. NOW GET OFF M....

She tries to bite me on the neck, but I push her away, and jump out of bed

Deena: Ohh come on... Can't we have a little fun, you know, like a welcoming party, but just the two of us

She says while I go to my minibar (I mean the little refrigerator thing) pick an almost freshly made sausage

Me: Now, Deena, this is a sausage that I and one of my friends made before I came home. It's made of the deer we shot, and it's delicious. Genuine Hungarian stuff. Now if you wanna eat meat, then here you go, have a bite, and if you're that aroused, shove it up in your vagina, or whatever, just use your f*cking creativity BEFORE I CHASE YOU OUT OF THIS F*CKING ROOM WITH THIS!

Aaaand that's how she learned hungarian sausages taste awesome....