Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28027028-20190424125224/@comment-38232361-20190428194957

(Harley: No more time travel shenanigans for you! We're two weeks behind on rent!) Last I heard, his wife is selling their last time machine at an auction. And you won't be going anywhere for at least another month! Your wings were shattered in four places! *shows xray*

Wight, Lilim, Dark Elf Queen, Vampire and Echidna

(Auction Anouncer) Aaaaaand sold to the robotic man in the red robes! Enjoy your time machine sir! *sound of a tardis disappearing forever* Now to the main event! This promising young man (not me) is said to be the greatest hero of The Order! Now, he is ready to become yours and serve your every whim! Do I hear ten thousand dollars! Ten grand! Ten grand! That's one for ten grand! Do I hear fifteen?