Talk:Wurm/@comment-4407082-20150204000415/@comment-25035274-20150204001633

Sounds like a thinly-veiled excuse to indulge a spanking fetish to me, Illy.

While I would normally encourage my wifey-poo's kinky-streak, her freakishly large mitts combined with her gargantuan strength and teeeeeeeeeensy level of intelligence give me cause to doubt the wisdom in indulging this particular whim. I proceed to distract her with a shiney piece of aluminum foil.

Crisis averted.