Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20171214180859/@comment-28546904-20171220204221

"Oh boy, this is going to hell." I muttered to myself before adding. "Aaand ducking."

After saying that, I pronptly duck in time to avoid a chair crashing above me a few moments later. It shatters into multiple pieces, raining wodden chips and debris all over my suit. I grumble as I bat and wipe the pieces off.

"I should really find work elsewhere, away from monsters." I grumble again. "Danger sense says jump, sooooo...JUMP!"


 * Crash!!!

I jump backwards, landing on the counter in time to avoid the huntress crashing through the counter. She dazed briefly but with a shake of her hwad, she roars as she gets back up and charges the oni. I sigh to myself and casually grab a mug before filling it up with alcohol. The owner of this place gives me an incredulous look and I shrug.

"Cry me a river." I say to them in a sarcastic tone, before drinking. "Might as well enjoy the drink before it goes to waste."


 * Whoosh! *Shatter!

The mug in my hand promptly shatters to pieces via knife. I'm left staring at my empty hand before I let out another sigh.

"Feel like someone has something against me. I mean, how do I always end up in these kinds of situations?!" I growl quietly as I leap off the counter I was sitting on, just in time to avoid a table crashing into the spot seconds later.

"Seriously lost count after sixty...or was it more?" I say, adopting a thinking pose.


 * Shatter! *Cling! *Cling! *Jingle!

I show little reaction when I start to feel coins rain down on me. How'd that end up there, I seriously dont want to know. Danger sense says jum, so I will JUMP!!!


 * Break! *Crash!!!

The floor beneath me falls apart due to the two brawlers dunking each other onto our poor floor and I happen to land on a nearbly barrel of ale. My expression everso set in a deadpan.

"I need to seriousky rethink my plans." I say grudingly as I sit down, just in time to avoid a mug soaring right over my head. "At least I'll have some company."

Cue, watching the fight intensify.