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Raise? Like a daughter? That's kind of just another way of asking what kind you'd be interested in wedding, unless the kid's mom is an echidna or you're stealing babies.

So...I dunno, really. Nothin' that's gonna be tryin' to jump Dad's bones. Incest fetish is ick, and then some. Maybe a Tanuki. If I'm raisin' a Tanuki, it means I married rich. So I'm doin' pretty well for myself. Or Mom's doin' pretty well for me. Whatever.

EDIT: By Mom, I mean the wife. Not...y'know...Mom. That'd just be f***in' creepy.