Talk:Jinko/@comment-27303410-20170519000136/@comment-30700719-20170604150551

"All right, all right, listen up!" I duck and spin around, still talking. "Now, I have decided to help move in for a friend. As such, this house is NOT mine, and I will leave when I deem it is worthy of accommodation. So, you've got until I finish up to woo me over. By my estimates, that's about four days. If you fail, you can have a crack at the next guy." They smirk at each other. "All righty then. GET HIM!" One goes high, aiming for my chest, while the other leaps at my knees. I get tackled to the ground. "Haha, got you now-AAAIIIII!" I look down and see a large black spike jutting out of my chest. "Damn. I should've moved the pitchfork earlier." They both go tearing out of that house like a bat outta hell. I stand up, unharmed, and close the door. "Thanks for the save, ICARUS."  "Well, I oughta get back to work, before they figure out I'm not dead."