Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-38302814-20191101111717/@comment-26911558-20191101155351

When I try to explain the situation to my Kraken girlfriend, she thinks it's a joke before tieing us together with her tentacles. As I try to explain it further, she goes, "This isn't some overelaborate way to break up with me, is it?" I say it isn't. "Good.  Because if you really loved me, you'd forget all about this NNN thing and give me your daily doses of white stuff..." She says, holding us tighter. With no way to deny her, I give in and appologise. Luckily, she's very forgiving of it in exchange for a little extra until the end of the month...