Talk:Centaur/@comment-27256584-20160517114743/@comment-27069434-20160614190223

The crowd humms with bemusement. Suddenly, the guy is thrown off the centaur due to my sabaton connecting to his face at a great speed. "I believe we came here to see some hot minotaur-on-minotaur action, not this circus show!", I say, picking up my metal boot and freeing the centaur of the ropes. The crowd cheers, eager to finally see a pair of naked minotaurs soaking in oil wrestle each other into submission. Instead, however, a pair of the knocked out man's friends come my way, obviously about to kick my ass. As I prepare to fight, I am suddenly grabbed by the collar and hurriedly dragged off by the centaur.."What the..." "Hop on and hold tight, we're out of here!", she orders me, smashing through the doors and steering towards the exit.