Talk:Houri/@comment-26120285-20160114062342

As a noble man tall man you are, you're know as big lovey dobby daddy (because it sounds so cute), for your donations, your good mood, your cheerful attitude, your big softy and confortable belly (yes, you're fat), your incredibly soft-hugs, your selfless life, basically you're what a human is suppose to be (except the part of being fat) your loved so much that the town make a statue of you with a bird on your finger and a kid holding your hand.

Living modestly in the house that you pay with your work, you could live better with the money they give to you for being so sweet but you give it back or donated to orphanages as the promise you do to yourself and your family, one day returning from working (whatever you work on) to your house you're tackled by a houri and a cupid who starts to rub their faces on your belly.

Houri: Oh god its him! Finally we can meet him, THANKS A LOT EROS!

Cupid: You have 2 wifes from now on, in the eros realm you're incredibly admired that we always stay awake to see your daily life, everybody in there fight for being your wife and we win and trust us you will not regret, we love you as the way you are.

They continue to rub their faces on their belly and hug you tightly, but then their grip get loosen, you notice that the houri and the cupid fall asleep on your belly.

What do you do?