Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20190125053752/@comment-37532776-20190125080015

Thankfully, i hate most of my neighbors, what with their load sex and children screaming because they secured an epic victory royale, but i'm not a being of pure hatred that only exists to ruin people's happiness. Hmm, what could i do, run like a mad-man? No, i could very easily be tackled and raped. Or i could end myself, but i have too much to live for. Maybe i could defuse the argument, if i actually could talk to people Wait, i've got it, a stroke of genius.

I back up to the door, facing the window. And with the energy to rival that of a heating jinko, i run like a bat out of hell through my window. Just as i'm inches away from the window i realize how stupid this was

A few short momments after the sound of glass breaking, and a loud thud are heard