Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-26115871-20151109034949

You awaken in a bedroom with the mother of all hangovers and no recollection of what happened last night - only that it involved sake, lots of it. As you sit up, so does not one, but two blue onis - one to your right and one to your left. All three of you look at each other, blushing profusely, as the bedroom door opens up to reveal a red oni carrying a huge bottle of sake. "Damn, there goes raping him in his sleep. Anyways, hi! How'd you like my sisters last night? I caught it all on video!"

What Do You Do?