Thread:Goddess Ilias/@comment-25956130-20150102223952/@comment-25035274-20150217185907

Shadow magic sounds like it would be the same as Dark magic. Dark magic is granted by the Dark elemental, Dark Matter. Dark Matters are comprised of Demonic Energy in its purest concentration. As such, gaining access to Dark magic requires stickin' your dick in floating balls of black sludge. Ergo, Shadow magic requires stickin' your dick in floating balls of black sludge.

Shadow magic = Corruption Sex, Ahoooooy!!!