User blog comment:Cherubic Card/The Beginning Part 3/@comment-25566645-20150903214324/@comment-25720867-20150928145700

"Guh, grk...!" Was all I could say. What I then did to him as both fists of mine clapped hard on his skull, sending him reeling. Jumping off the stool, yeah that's right, I did all that damage while enjoying a squat, the first man, the guy on my right, was up again, this time with another bottle, a full one. That'd-

A solid knock on the side of my head doubled my vision- sunnuvabich, the one on the left, I didn't take him out! His fingers wrapped tightly around themselves, creating a wrecking ball of a hammer blow. I reached out to grab his stupid hood, stopped by a cold, stinging pain. The throbbing ache of having a full bottle of cheap booze broken over the right side of my head came after the blood stained my vision.

To call this a bad day was an understatment. Two monsters of all things showed up on MY doorstep. They wanted to kiss me. Then three assholes show up at MY bar. And they want to kill me! Needless to say, they should've brought an extra guy.

A bestial roar threatened to tear my jaw and shatter their eardrums as I reached out and wrapped my hands around the felt of their hoods, a more solid grip no one could manage. Rage burning through my veins gave me the strength to bring their skulls together with a sickening, wet "crunch" echoing out from one of them. An evil smile played across my lips before I noticed the green haired man, hood now off, and the heavy chair he scavenged from one of the bar's tables held high above his head.

Or a chair, I admonished myself. An extra guy or a chair. My burnt-out arms weren't fast enough to catch the piece of furniture that left my world in darkness.

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How's that?

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Nice. I see the lizard has personality, though she attempts persuation through intimidation. A pity he had no smoke in his mouth to show how little he cares.

Who the hell R these three assholes? Part one related goons?

And whathahell is dis long ass story i hear, these three meager parts being mere prologue's to it.