Talk:Mersé/@comment-25311645-20140820165333/@comment-98.211.214.12-20140820165931

Me: I was waiting for you outside.

Merse: But I gave you an invitation.

Me: You did?

Merse: Yes, when I ordered you to go to the center of the ruins. I was going to meet you at the inside of the ruins.

Me: Oh. Well, that makes sense.

Merse: Anyway, sweetie, want to be together?

Me: Well, I do have a soft spot for strong yet beautiful women like yourself and.. (gets kissed by Merse)

Merse: Such a charmer. Let's go make lots of children.

Me: Okay then, though, one question.

Merse: Yes?

Me: What's the ritual for?

Merse: (giggles) It's for our wedding.

Me: Ohhhhhhh.