Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20161120150543/@comment-30655593-20161203070118

''So kitty likes the red dot? I'm going to have some fun now''

While there distracted I pick up the lazer pointer and have them chase it around for about half an hour, then they realize that I'm the one doing it

"WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?" The cait sith screams at me to explain my 'magical power'

"Well its not magic but if you want to know where you can get some yourselfs, we can make a deal"

basically what happened is that I said if they stop attempting to rape me I'll tell them where they can find a whole load of them, so I point them in the direction of the store I got them from and they leave right away