Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170709085544/@comment-26545936-20170712020403

(I decided to balance this randomness a little... Or did I just make it more random? Alright what I did is click for 6 random monsters and got a, Arch Imp, Kappa, Chimaera, Slime, Nereid, and a March Hare... Now I'm going to roll a 6-sided die.)

(#3, alright... Chimaera.)

They have teased us for far too long.

''Finally! In our sight! Lets do it quick and dirty! Drag him back so everyone can see WE ARE NOT SINGLE!''

''Calm yourself Lion, there is nothing stopping us, we can take it... slow~''

Ssss, are you kidding me, I can SMELL the competition!

''Snake is right... For once, we have company.''

The man we had found, dark brown hair and while a bit chubby had a wary personality, always looking behind his shoulder and back, it was a shame that we knew a bit about illusions, he may have found us if we didn't.

But yes, we can smell two others looking for him, wanting him... We cannot allow that, there are already too many to sate.

The smell of a ordorless burning... Slime, and a intoxicating sweetness... A... March Hare? Here?

We stalked the sides, getting ever closer and closer, the smell of his own scent easily overpowering the other two... intruders.

"Hi!~" A over-excited pink-furred rabbit girl springed next to the man's side who let out a screech and dropped to the ground... Oh, she was pratically naked...

"This place is really, really straaaange! But you seem nice! And familar! Wanna try out my candies?!" The topic change bizarred the man as she pulled out a plate full of chocolates and other sweets.

However, the man knew better, he was clever, he was... learned... Well he read the MGE on cold nights... alone. So he knew what to do... and that was not to speak.

"Blub, blub... Maaaan~" And that was to run, as the slime crept out of the bush and into view.

"Hey wait! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" The March Hare tried to zoom after our mate but as she opened one foot up, she was pushed down with force we pushed her out of the way and down onto the grass.

The slime certianly wouldn't catch up, so no worries.

'Huff, huff, huff.'

Gotta keep runn- WHOOA!

Something heavy colided into the man's back as he was sent sprawling onto his sides.

"Ooowww, w-what." A soft clawed foot turned him over onto his back as said foot planted itself onto his belly.

A fiercely pretty women smiled down at him and then... she spoke, with four distorted voices all female.

"Finally, after soooo long~"

He wasn't able to react as she picked him up and thrust her mouth into his...

"Hmph! What a party-pooper! No sharing! How rude."

"Glub... m-maaan."

"I know right, no man to fuck... Wait... COME ER' SLIME!~"