Talk:Golem/@comment-26948680-20160125212516/@comment-27550231-20160129135659

I inscribe runes and activate her.

Golem: Gets up and looks at me "G Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons HOT. Mission: the destruction of any and all monster extremists

Me: "Good good."

Billy: "Hey a couple of us guys are gonna go to th- what the hell is that?"

Golem: "Voice module online. Audio functionality test initialized. Designation: G Prime. Mission: The liberation of the city of Lescatite!

Billy: Looks at me "You have too much time on your hands"

Me: Hey think about it, we could make a giant golem out of iron and have a warrior control it with runes from the inside! We could totaly be famous for this!"

Billy: "Ok, umm... I'll come back when things get less weird"

Bonus points if you get refence