Thread:BTR180/@comment-27550231-20200103233019/@comment-25808351-20200106030749

From what I can gather.... I went to McD’s for some quick shit food in a drunken stooper. While there I complained about the lack of chicken nuggets I got, and demanded to see the manager. Ronald came out and we “discussed” my dissatisfaction in brutal, bloody combat involving every item within arms reach. The fight spilled out into the streets and an oncoming truck driver swerved to avoid us and crash into a gas station thus exploding and burning countless furries that were migrating through town.

Me and Ron went from bare knuckles beatdown to a John Wick style gunfight which resulted in countless lives lost and orders screwed up. Both rounds were a stalemate so we ended the fight with a 1v1 boxing match that turned into a royal rumble where I kept getting kicked in the balls, which pissed Cyndwella off because my balls are her property. She got involved and suplexed 39 people into a coma. She would have done 40, but Cyndwella hates even numbers.