Talk:Zombie/@comment-26295607-20160129220046/@comment-25808351-20160129225039

A ten gauge huh? A little overzealous at such a close range.... I do what any man does. I hug my wife out of sorrow and loss, telling her of how much I missed her her. Fortunately, this is NOT a different Zombie apocalypse, as my wife proceeds to pull down my pants and take in my spirit energy.