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I would base it on Fredrik Andersson's The Bard Tail.

It's about a party (male human wizard, male human bard, male dwarven peasant/warrior [dwarves are warrior by default; they are all warriors and something more] and female elven archer). They meet many female monsters too strong for them, so the bard usually seduces (and impregnates) the monster to save the party.

He also seduces and impregnates friendly monsters because hey, it is friendly and it has boobs.

The Bard is so horny that he has had sex with a fire hydrant and his seed is so powerful that he has impregnated a rock (not a rock monster, a normal rock).

The kingdom is full of angry female monsters with half-human children who seek him to force him to take responsabilty and marry.

Two of his conquests are a bi Scorpionfolk and a bi Centaur, who have hooked with each other and formed a family, and are raising their children together. Since they are happy with each other they aren't angry with The Bard, and he spends time with them between adventures (most other monsters want to maul him and force him to marry).

The Bard doesn't impregnate elves because he can't discern their gender and he always hits on the male ones.