Talk:Golem/@comment-146.7.241.192-20141103202340/@comment-25511738-20141108060611

I summon a skeleton (monster girl style skeleton). How DARE my friend send a golem to attack me!? THIS MEANS WAR!

My friend, realizing my intentions, snaps his fingers. His golem stands before him as I command the skeleton to attack. Both the skeleton and the golem walk towards each other, and we both order them to fight, knowing that the master of the one who loses the fight will likely be raped.

My friend and I watch in complete shock as the golem and the skeleton kiss. At first I think it's a feint, but it soon becomes clear that they have no interest in fighting. Before long they're removing each other's clothes, then they both rush towards me and tackle me to the ground. I get raped dry by both of them. Granted, rape is such a strong word. . . and I would like to note, what kind of man would refuse the attention of two beautiful women? As it turned out my 'friend' was that kind of man, but a quick restraining spell made it so he got his fair share of attention whether he wanted it or not. Eventually the two of us, exhausted and forgotten by our summons, watch as they proceed to have very hot lesbian sex in the middle of the room.

And that leads me to my current position: walking into the church next to the skeleton (DAMN she looks cute in a tuxedo), acting as her parental figure. I must admit, I came to the wedding thinking the whole thing was ridiculous. But as I watch my friend walk down the aisle with the golem, and I see the way the golem's face lights up upon seeing her skeleton lover waiting at the head of the church for her, I can't help but wish them the best of luck.