Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36855838-20180909160846

Sir,

A vampire has just invited you to dinner, with the colkapse of aristocracy and such in the modern age her ancient family is more just upper middle class.

You're old pals, and the flames of passion have begun to burn on this fine candlelit evening.

Her mother's latest conquest lays on the couch, utterly drained and looking extremely satisfied.

Your pal has just offered to do the same to you, on the condition she be your only partner until she dies.

Wwyd? 