Talk:Dragon Zombie/@comment-25619592-20170218093754/@comment-31359001-20170221091453

I act quickly and fire my trusty crossbow at the fast approaching draconic missile headed my way. Instead of skewering the beast, however, the bolt explodes in a puff of magic smoke and releases a length of dwarven steel cable that entangles my assailant and brings it crashing to the ground. 'Incapacitate and relocate' I repeat the phrase like a little mantra to steady myself as I fearfully approach the deadly predator before me, intent on knocking it out and releasing it away from any nearby villages instead of killing it like my brutish family would.

I move quickly, knowing that even dwarven steel won't hold this perfect engine of destruction for long, but am shocked to hear speech coming from the wildly thrashing... wait. Woman before me?

Before the shock can fully register, her words do: "nononoNoNoNOOO! *ngh* Come back! *grrrgh* Please, I need you! Com- *nrgh, stupid rope!* Come back! LET ME LOVE YOU!" Her last words are drawn out into a pleading wail as she desperately struggles to escape her bindings and find... me?

This is not what I was expecting. Not at all.