Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-44464716-20200107035054/@comment-33569516-20200830072333

Old one

I finished shooting touhou before I arrived here. I rather answer the question than running away. Damn, I want a new waifu too!

After I arrived. I eyed at Kikimora. However, I feel like people at mansion staring at me. Yes, I am also a member of mansion.

I: well, girls. First question, what would you do if there's a Vampire Loli who is lonely. But being quarantine in room for 495 years because her unstable emotion that can tear you apart?

Answer:

Chrsirr cat: Well, What's wrong when I can /tp and play with her!

Anubis: I never break owner's promise.

Kikimora: Poor girls! Even that owner's command. I would play with her! I never fear death!

Well, Chisire 1 Kiki 1 Anu 0

Second question

What would you do if there's a shrine maiden broke into your mansion?

Cat: Well, Plqy with her until she tried!

Kiki: Serve her tea. But if she hostile, Serve her blood!

Anu: Kill her.....

Well, Cat 1 Kiki 2 Anu 1

Third question

What would you do if Your husband serve in Vampire's mansion

Kikimora: Help husband, of corse!

Cat: Ohhh, I am going to laz around with my couple!

Anubis: Protect, all cost.

Well, Kiki 3 Anu 2 Cat 1

Fourth question

Before I could answer. Suddenly, the knife is around me as I use my reflex of Gravity control to deflect it away. I realised that head maid is here, as I ignite my magic Lightsaber.

Maid: Look like the butler is here....At the outside world.

Anubis: Who are you?!

Maid: Name is Sakuya Izayoi...I am the head maid of Scarlet devil mansion.

Everyone silenced. Before a Vampire with crystal wing appear from window. She has red dress, of course.

Sakuya: And that's Flandre Scarlet. Sister of my owner.

Me: Flan? Why're you here too?

Flandre: Because back at Mansion is boring! And you sudden teleport away!

Me:Geez, perhaps Yukari slept at work this time....

Suddenly, Kikimora throw a tailsman at Yukari. However, she Zawarudo before she got behind Kikimora. But kikimora react faster, she extend her broom and knock sakuya into the wall.

Kikimora: Sakuya Izayoi...perhaps as a maid, you should learn manner when your butler were forced in a game show.

I am surprised that that kikimora can fight too. And with a tailsman too. Meanwhile, Flan is poking Presentator who's hidden in fear.

And thus, I deingited my lightsaber. As the kikimora fight with Sakuya. Kikimora deflect knife with broom, and skayua using knife attack and time stop as usual. However, the kikimora could come up with time stop as she trapped Sakuya in final move. With the tailsman of course.

Kikimora: I am Kanade Kanata. And I once a Youkai exterminator before being a maid....

Me: That's...incredible. perhaps this show, I choose you, Kanade Kanata the Kikimora!

Kanade: Hontoni?! Arikato!

And thus, Kanade unchained Skauya. As she admit defeat.

Kanade: I want to ask one thing, Sakuya....

Sakuya: W...what is it?

Kanade: Could I join your mansion?

And thus, At the devil scarlet mansion. Kanade and me teleport back in Gensokyo. Kanade surprised in this place. And thus, she meet Remilia before she work here...

Flandre:I am so happy about new playful maid!

Remilia: How impressive, I hired you, Kanade. And try not to do loud lewd noise when you're doing it with butler...

And thus, that's begin the relationship with me and kanade...in scarlet devil mansion!!!!

(Touhou crossover!)

New one

I was in Gensokyo before.

Well, I worked in Scarlet devil mansion. Then I met flandre, in all of sudden I teleported here. And Flandre is clinging on my back.

- Flan: Hey, where are we, Luke?

Well, my name is Luke after all.

- Luke: I don't know, Flan.

I then see my contester here. With a Black harpy, Myconid and Cyclops. Well, when thinking about mushrooms, I somhow got hungry and thinking about last menu, Roasted bird with mashroom inside, and that large eyeball too. That's werid menu but Remilia order us to make that menu and serve Reimu. I guess Remilia sama wanna freaked out Reimu.

- Luke: Hey, is that black wing one a tengu? But she must dress more properly!

- Luke: Remind me of Aya.....

After that, a Presentator arrived. After he exclain that this is TV show equiped with Chronosphere. I realsied that I must ask those girls 4 questions and I got them as Wife.

- Flan: Hey, this is forced marriage or not?

- Luke: Well, Flan. Remilia forbid me in having you as wife. But I admire you as sister. Anyway, don't you need more Oni-san?

- Flan: Flan already have Remilia Sama. But If mean more maid, Go on.

- Myconid: Hey, he even has his sister stick with him!

- Black Harpy: This is gonna fun.

Meanwhile, Cyclops is too busy to answer someone. She is assilimating.....An RPG?!

- Luke: Okay, first question....How do you take care of your sister?

Answer

- Myconid: Sister? I have many sister in mashroom Colony....I just leave them be.

- Black harpy: Well, Let them enjoy plessure on man...like you

- Cyclop: I would teach them in the way of blacksmith, like me.

A cyclop somehow raise an RPG.

- Luke: Flan, any comment?

- Flan: Mashroom one is bad answer. Tengu, eh? That's too disgusting for tengu! And One eyex Oni? That's good one.

- Black Harpy: Hey, Red Bitch! I am not tengu!!!!!

- Myconid: I am better than those matangos....

- Cyclops: One eye...Oni?!

BHA: 0 MYC: 0 CYL: 1

- Luke: Second one...Are you okay with householding?

- Myconid: I am not that good...but

- Flan: Hey, her mashroom spore might destroy Patchouli's book. Ignore her.

- Miconid: BITCH!

- Black Harpy: Well, I will try whatever I can do to my husband!

- Luke: Hmmm...good answer

- Cyclop: Hey, I could fix anything broke!

- Flan: Including my toy!

- Luke: Perfect!

BHA: 1 MYC: 0 CYL:2

- Luke: How do you handle someone close with Phycopath?

- Black Harpy: If that's a male. I will change his mind using plessure and cunning move!

- Flan: And if that's female?

- Black Harpy: I will teach her how plessure work. Including Demonic Energy.

I then open the sound tape from my pocket. It's a Hatoo voice from popular TV show: Hololive

"KIMOI!!!!!!!! (DISGUSTING!)"

- Myconid: I just use my Demonic Energy gas to change their mind.

I open my tape again.

"KIMOI!!!!!!!! (DISGUSTING!)"

- Cyclops: I will just Chain them so, they cannot make a problem. And I will take care of them.

I opened my tape for the last time. Louder than any time

"KIMOI!!!!!!!! (DISGUSTING!)

- Flan: This round, No one got the point!

Before I could ask a fourth question, suddenly, a rift open in air. With the eyes inside. Before Sakuya pop up, and Half of Yukari body.

- Yukari: My my, Chronosphere is such a problem. With location shifting, my barrier cannot prevent it, my my.

- Sakuya: So you're here, Luke and Flan.

- Luke: Sakuya?! I can explain this! I got teleported! And Yukari, what the heck Chronosphere do to your barrier?!

Sakuya saw three figure is stareing at her. Before she smirked as she pick up my question paper, examinating it before gives it to me. Yukari giggled.

- Black Harpy: Hey, who's this Bitch? Your w....

All of sudden, Black harpy's ass were impalex by silver knife. In sakuya's hand, there's the blade too. Myconid shake in fear as sakuya somshow got angry. And The cyclop aim RPG at Sakuya....

- Sakuya: Last Question, Who want to serve under Vampire?

Everyone silented. Before cyclop raise her hand.

- Cyclop:I could come up in any situlation, ma'am....

- Sakuya: Good. And keep that RPG away first. Now, Luke?

- Luke: Fine, I choose Cyclop anyway...what's your name?

The cyclop jerked before she slowly tell her nams.

- Cyclop: Name is Chronos...Chronos Cerlington....

- Flan: Sound like Chronosphere ealier....

- Cyclop: Because I am a daughter of a scientist that built Chronosphere!!!!

Everyone silent before Yukari break it.

- Yukari: Perhaps she could work with Nitori...in your mansion.

- Sakuya: Ah, that fine....Yukari, Prepare...

Before they could said anything, Yukari is gone before the chronosphere cover them and they teleported away. Including Chronos, Me, Flan and Sakuya....

- Black Harpy: So....we're screwed?

- Myconid: I guess too....

And thus, The cyclop is the winner, which she met Nitori and built a new chronosphere....with Yukari reserch how to prevent Chronosphere in intruding boarder.

(Also Touhou crossover!)

Flandre: Hi! Flan here! You would like me to introduce the next contestor? Well....

Flandre think a while...

Flandre: Then, Touhou set! : Vampire, Fairy and Tengu! If you had my face as Vampire, that would be cute!

Aya: hey, Count me too!

Cirno: I would like to be in too! Cirno aren't that bad!

Conclusion, Touhou set: Vampire, Fairy and Tengu.