Talk:Mindflayer/@comment-28718853-20160708133504/@comment-27069434-20160728224212

"Whatever pushes your buttons, dear. ", I tell her. "That'd be my own tentacles for now. Care to lend me a hand to push my button with?". Her mother is clearly shocked. I bring out a defibrillator and a stereo. "Hm. Maybe 'shock and au' therapy? A few tracks by Bustin Jieber alomg the electrocution should be enough to incinerate the memories of these past few days." As the mother looks back at me in terror, I smile at her. "Mom, he's pulling your leg.", the girl chimes, giggling at her own quip. "Doctor, she's getting worse! Do something!", the woman pleads. "You're right, we're losing her!", I reply. "Well, then look for me harder!", the kid snarks back. "Guess we're doing this the hard way, huh, C'mere, I'm gonna put some fear of doctors in ya!" I sigh and walk up to the patient. "Oh, I like it when something hard is put in me, doc. Come at me!", The girl jumps me, her tentcles sliding over my face towards my ears. "But maybe it's me who should put something in y..." As soon as she melds with my mind, she breaks into hysteria, screaming, tears running down her cheeks. "Take it off, take it off! God, no! Please, no more!" A few moments later she faints. "Doctor, what did you do to her?!", the mother comes rushing to me. "Showed her a mild example of Thai quisine", i rely nonchalantly. Mother-mindflayernearly faints, too. "You...monster!", she retorts in disgust. "I'm a doctor, missus. I have to make people hurt now so they get better afterwords. That's my job." That said, I leave.