Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-174.53.167.220-20160126140235/@comment-27950421-20160311204809

You're a slave for life either way. With the dark elf you will be a slave to a smexy woman who loves and cares for you, even if she doesn't always show it. With Trump you will be a slave to rich old dude with debatable sanity and strong tendency to fire people and considering that the terms says "slave for life" there's onlybone way he's gonna fire you and I wouldn't be surprised if he used that method so take guess who I'd rather work for. That said I am the reptile king so the chances of me being enslaved by anyone is slim to none.