User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160509234555

Me: Let me get this straight, one of our interns was secretly a woman. woman who is pervy enough to want to be involved with chocolate Holstaurs, nerdy enough to want to do the magic and science required to create them, and dedicated enough to fake being a man and risk her own humanity to accomplish her goal of making chocolate Holstaurs a reality. This woman was then turned into a holstaurus, a mamono known for being gentle, subservient, and for having really really nice tits. And you don't want her?


 * I straighten my jacket*

Me: huh...


 * I summon a mist of cologne over myself*

Me: well each to their own I suppose...


 * I teleport out and appear before the Holstaur*

Me: Hi.

Holstaur: um... hi... have you seen Safnar?

Me: Why yes I have, he was cowaring behind me when you were looking for him back there.

Holstaur: Oh! Ok!


 * She quickly turns to go chase Saf down however I grab shoulder*

Me: Hey.

Holstaur: W-What?

Me: Listen, he isn't some guy who fell for the Orders bullshit, the fact that he's in the reptile kingdom working with holstaurs is proof of that.

Holstaur: yeah so?

Me: Well, if he's not afraid of you because you're a monster, then there's clearly a different reason he's avoiding you. What ever his reasons he clearly wants nothing to do with you.


 * A look of realization goes across her face but is quickly covered by despair. Her ears droop as she sniffles. I bring her into a one armed hug*

Me: Hey now, it's not that bad, even if he won't take you, there are plenty of guys out there who will. Look, you can stay in my castle and keep helping out with the experiments. If you find a guy who you like and will will take you in or if you feel like leaving, you're free to go, if you like it here then you can join my staff, or if you rather...


 * I lean in and whisper into her ear*

Me: my harem.


 * before she can react to the last part, I suddenly teleport a short distance away*

Me: Anyways, it's your decision. If you want to continue to pursue Safmar, I won't stop you


 * I then teleport back to the where Safnar and the raptors are*

Me: If all goes according to plan, then I think I know who my primary source of chocolate milk will be.