User blog comment:Flamebiplane/Ask Nope Industries Leadership/@comment-25567132-20161011230252/@comment-28718853-20161011234029

Jeff smiles and says, "Well, some of our products are versatile while others work in certain situations. If you're looking for a quick exit, but you're too deep in a place like a cave or a castle I would recommend the Nope Teleporter.  If you are one for acting like a swinging hero, I'd use the Nope Grappling Hook.  If you are concerned with speed, then the Nope Speed Shoes are your go-to gadget.  If you believe that altitude is the most important when escaping, then I would go for our Nope Jetpack."

"I'd pick the Jetpack," I quietly suggest.