Talk:Harpy/@comment-26115871-20150426221015

You are walking along a mountainside one day when you notice something white and kind of circular is rolling down the mountainside towards you. It takes flight after rolling down a natural ramp, and instinct makes you catch the object instead of allowing it to hit you in the groin.

You barely have time to realize it's an egg before a small harpy's head pops out from the egg, looking directly at you.

"Momma?"

What do you do?