Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26052600-20160203043235/@comment-26852465-20160226131742

(Pardon me and my internet issues..)

"I... know what you're talking about. But that's not what I'm after.. I only seek to further enhance my powers in Eromancy." She turned around.. a floating book covered her erogenous zones, and her breasts were also hidden by her cloak. Her indifferent, blue eyes gazed down upon the three.. but soon, the indifference turned into what seemed to be a dull anger.

"Oh... it's you." She didn't make any selective gestures.. or referal to anyone. Who was she talking to? DM felt a cold sweat on his neck...

''"Uh... who?" ''DM looked towards Grigor and Moor Dread.. did perhaps.. they have any history with this Lich, Michi?

"No, not them." Michi corrected DM's mental guess, now pointing directly at him. "You."

''"Me?" ''"Yes. You." "You sound so disappointed to see me.. why? I don't know you.. and I don't feel like you know me."

"A lot of Mamono know about you. Haven't you seen your own bounty papers?" Before DM could ask.. she pulled one out. "Unfortunately.. the Fey under my command got a hold of this paper.. so pardon the graffiti." Indeed.. it was a wanted poster for someone 'under the moniker of DM'. It was covered in various marker drawings.. what was his normal face was now decorated with devil horns, a tweedly mustache, a monocle, a goatee, and the words "big stupid meanybutt."

"Do you know what your crimes are..? What people are paying for your capture?" From within her cloak, she pulled out a vial of a glowing blue liquid. "A single spirit energy enhancer.. and some pocket change. Your crimes are listed as follows:

14 accounts of eluding sexual assault by Mamono. 23 accounts of your quote 'harmless pranks' on Mamono. 19 accounts of lying about your marital status to avoid sexual assault, writing several letters to the Demon Lord and her daughters about how you would "tickle them into submission," and lastly.. one account of drunk and disorderly conduct."

"Now that is a lie! I do not drink! That was me accidentally releasing the spore of the wrong mushroom! I-I didn't mean to rip up all those couc- wait wait wait.. if those are my charges.. then why am I even wanted in the first place? That doesn't sound.. bounty worthy."

"Isn't it obvious? It even says it on your poster. You are a Minor Inconvenience."

That label.. disheartened DM. He held his chest, as though he were hurt... though it was only his pride that was injured.

"So what say you, gentlemanly escorts of this criminal?" Michi spoke again, stretching her limber, Undead body. "Why not turn in this nasty man for me, and claim his small bounty? Maybe afterwards.. you can assist me in my Eromancy pursuits.. I've worked a spell into existence that can even pleasure a Ghostly body.. massaging your wispy flames as though it were flesh..."