Talk:Kobold/@comment-29435884-20161013072156/@comment-30129218-20161014042412

In a rare show of bravery, Moonshine leaps up to go help the poor Kobold and is promptly shot in his junk for his efforts. He collapses to the ground and holds himself in fetal position as he rolls back and forth and kicks his legs rapidly. The battlefield is flooded with his high-pitched whimper.

Luckily, the enemy is distracted by this display and Moonshine's comrades are able to safely secure the Kobold without any further casualty.

The Kobold falls for one of the soldiers who helped her. Moonshine's junk survived.