Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-28718853-20160803222208/@comment-31522620-20170324234341

"What?! Keep that gate closed! I'll handle this myself." A soldier stops me. "Sir! You can't be serious.. They'll eat you alive!" I solemnly nod. "Exactly."

A few minutes later, my stave is broken, and I am pinned by an Ushi-Oni. My troops have fared no better. "Bastards.. shipping me to the crack of Zipangu..." I can say no more before a wild phase of body-pillaging follows. I'm too exhausted to care anymore.

BAD END.