Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20190429020915/@comment-25808351-20190501015234

“Don’t watch it” he says. How the hell do you think I found out?! Get home, boot up YouTube, “oh geez, a trailer for the Sonic movie. Welp time to sack up, hammer down and brace for impact because I owe the little blue buttfucker that much.”, click fuckin play button and zingle ding mother fuckin ding I explosive vomit everywhere after see this cgi monstrosity. What is this? Why does it exist? Who is responsible for creating this creature? Does the individual or people involved understand the gravity of what they’ve done? Do they have any concept of the damage this little sneakers wearing thog muppet will cause?!

This thing is digital proof the Jesus died in vain! It is the face of western society’s decay! It is the stuff shitmares that haunt the deep reaches of my mind! I’m not upset that a bad Sonic movie has been made, I’m just simply distraught that I have witnessed the face of evil! It’s like taking a cactus and shoving it in your dick hole! Like punching a small child after stealing it’s candy and as you run away laughing maniacally of your foul deep karma 180’s your ass and drives a freight train up it! I thought before the world was fucked up, but as of today humanity hit an all time low! The gods have forsaken us, they have weighed our lives and found us unfit for further evolution!

In Sonic’s I saw the devil, the devil was angry because not even he could top this craptastic shitshoot of a reveal! This abomination of a critter is a curse, a plague sent by forces beyond our comprehension AND IT MUST SUFFER THE TORTURES OF THE DAMNED!!!!

I need a beer.