Talk:Ryu/@comment-31401828-20170319123046/@comment-24026095-20170409233430

Try puppy eyes and pleading, and that romantic, nonsensical crock of shit which ... some people like.

&lsquo;Greetings, exalted overlord of the dragons, Ryu-sensei. It's true, I have been gazing at your beauty from afar, I just wanted to see how beautiful and divine you looked when you are so close to my unworthy eyes. I apologize if my gaze has sullied my sublime goddess, I merely wished to see if it's true you have orbs which look like milk and honey mixed with moonlight. Is it true? Please don't blush so much, I have no wish to offend you. If you wish you could show me how your boo – your lovely, smooth breasts look like, I won't look at them with any kind of lust. I merely want to see them as noble milk suppliers. Also, I have come here to win your heart, and I must have a closer look at you with your heart bared so I can perhaps see all the noble desires your heart contains. Thank you, thank you so much for letting this peasant's eyes rest on your enormous – I mean your soft, lovely globes. What? You're saying I can touch them? They do look like milk and honey, and I can clearly see everything in your heart for me and your followers. But I wouldn't want to spoil your ministrations of this morning, where you have cleaned and made up these lovely orbs to perfection like they are now. Oh, Miss Ryu-sama, this feels so wrong!!!! You shouldn't be pulling my heathen hands over to those amazingly round crystal balls, you've made them so milky white and reflective that I can see myself in them! You were right, I can actually feel your heart's desires now! They're going boing, boing, boing – oh sweet Ilias, please excuse my foul mouth besmirching the good name of those orbs! *bows head while rubbing her bazongas for all you're worth* You were right, they're full of hope, desire, and milk, and I can see how they might leave moonbeams at night. They are so comely and splendid, I can see why all of your followers keep gazing at them from telescopes when you pray at your shrine. No, they would never lust after you, I'm sure, they simply wish to have some moonlight over them while they pray with all the dark priests they bring to the wondrous Chief Goddess. Arigatō, dear Ryu-sama, I think I have sullied your beauteous gifts for far too long. Wait, why would you squeeze my hands so hard into them?! They may get bruised, scratched, or have handprints, you would not want to show those in prayers tomorrow! It appears you would like to tell me a secret, your face is coming closer to mine – MMMMPHHHH!!!!&rsquo;