User blog comment:SCORNFUL1/Audience With A Vampire: Ask Armata De'Sange/@comment-28358106-20171106221206/@comment-27950421-20171107184900

(You know Partha being able to hunt field mice is actually really impressive. Being able to effectivly swoop down and snatch up such a small target especially one as perceptive, agile, and quick to hide as a mouse, would require an extreme amount of speed, fine control, and attention to detail. Unless she's hunting on the ground and just ripping up the holes witb her claws. But that'd be lame.)


 * Meanwhile ON THE MOON!!!

I stand in cold unfeeling vacuum of space with my arms crossed and glaring at a certain ridiculously large, golden, three headed space dragon, "No you may not."

"Oh come on, it'd solve the political strife right quick," says the right head.

"By killing everyon," comes me reply.

"Well you have to crack an egg to make an omelet you know..." says the right head.

I sigh, "Listen. I know you haven't eaten a planet this rich in life in several centuries but I'm putting my foot down. No."

The middle head whines, "But there aren't even any kaiju on the planet it'd be easy pickings!"

I frown, "Aro lives down there and as a planet breaker I know, you know who he is. Do you reallh want to explain to him why you drained the planet where he keeps all of his stuff of all life? His kids are down there."

The three headed kaiju pauses for moment.

"Well when you put it like that..." says the monster before taking off and towards the edges of the solar system.

I shake my head, "Jack ass..."