Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37629772-20190504081847/@comment-27950421-20190614174158

Ogre: Psh, I don't want some puny wuss. I want real who can give me a decent fight!

Kobold: Dad bod? Does that mean he's cuddly! I like cuddles!

Hellhound: A cute little guy that I can protect and take care of, that'd be the dream...

Lilim: Oh I'm a connoisseur of manly body types my dear, but at the end of the day, I think the heart is what matters.

Dragon: I don't care as long as he proves himself worthy of being married to a mighty and noble dragon such as myself.

Manticore: Oh the little one's are adorable when they're trembling in terror, but the big one's are so much fun when you start picking away at their confidence... I can't decide...

Alp: umm... *blushes* y-your bod...


 * Demon Lord

"Alright, who invited the chief god to poker night? The bitch keeps talking shit on Son Wukong and won't stop making fun of Hephaestus!"