User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160530033726

Baphy: THAT'S IT


 * She points her scytte at the door and the tip starts to glow with demonic energy*

Baphy: Charged, mega, doom beam of...


 * the glow become brighter and more intense as she charges up at this point it is clear that she's putting all of her considerable power as a Baphomet into this attack*

Baphy: ABSOLUTE LOLIFICATION!!!!!


 * She unleashes a massive blast of power at the door. At that exact moment the door opens and I step out*

Me: Well, that was an excellent bit of trai- OH FUCK!!!!


 * Fortunately my reaction time is rather fast and I mannage to create a summoning circle to send the beam elsewhere*

(Meanwhile, elsewhere)


 * A high ranking priestess at a monastery dedicated to training heroes for the chief god*

Preistess: I am proud to congratulate you on passing your final test, you are officially-


 * suddenly a summoning circle opens up above her and a blast of concentrated demonic energy comes out. It explodes, causing a mushroom cloud that can be seen from miles away. As the smoke clears the the Preistess just stands in shock, now changed into a loli succubus. She can only stare at the changes wrought upon her and her pupils, who have by now devolved into a loli/shota orgy. She looks up and quickly identifies the summoning circle*

Priestess: REPTILE YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

(Back at the Reptile castle)


 * I close the summoning circle as a flurry of throwing weapons coming flying at the Baphomet from behind me followed shortly afterwards by a pack of angry ninja-maid raptor-girls.*

Me: Well sombody just failed her wisdom check.