Talk:Inari/@comment-26380985-20180101200339/@comment-30700719-20180101212257

As I open my eyes, a blur of memories is the only thing that registers through the haze of pain. "This is as close to stealth as I get," I mumble in a low voice. The Inari doesn't notice, and I continue, "Why is the rum gone?" She rustles a bit, and I blurt out some other quote from god knows where. "Captain Keyes." She fully turns over, and I state, "I have crippling depression!" Her head pops up, staring at the wall. "OKTOBERFEST!" Her head slowly turns around to meet me, a look of terror in her eyes. I start to laugh, the new whip around to stare her in the eyes and whisper...

"Lemme smash."

She quickly pulls herself out of the bed and...skedaddles out of the room, an extremely concerned look on her face. "And that is why, ladies and gentlemen, you do not get me drunk. Also explains why I've been single for the last seven years." And with that, I roll off the bed and stand up, and attempt to find the nearest fridge.