User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20170801094830/@comment-30700719-20170801132949

I fabricate two automatic pistols and yell, making them raise an eyebrow. I stuff an extended mag into the pistols, then spin them on my fingers and start shooting the floor. By now, they've started to barrel forwards at me. I keep shooting, and the floor caves in, dropping me into the level just below me as the two smash together, caught in a tangle of limbs. "Okay! You two have fun up there! And remember; it's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out! And then it becomes a sport!" I dash through the place, turning down hallways and up staircases. Life on board the Trieste has fine-tuned my sense of direction, and I burst out of the lab. An odd growling sound comes from behind and above me. "Well, shit." I spin around and fire my Raging Judge, and the .454 Casull round leaves a nice little hole in the tip of a unmonsterised Glavenus. "Oh, it's a swordy-tail. That's-Heilige Schei'ße!" The Indominus from before leaps out of the lab and onto the thing's head and shoves her claws into the poor Glavenus' head. She pulls her hands together, pulling apart the monster's skull along with it. She looks over her shoulder at me. "Stop running..." I frantically mash the screen of my PDA.  I look up at the Indominus and my eyes widen. The Jho is standing right behind her, with her hands on her hips. "Husband? What're you looking..." The Indominus slowly turns around, facing the Jho. "At..." The Jho tackles the Indominus to the ground, creating a M rated scene so powerful that the very underbrush around them got a growth surge, fuelled by DE and love nectar. I slowly back away, then run off into the jungle. "Well now. That Glavenus corpse is gonna feed something for about a week, and I can now successfully say that I have escaped an encounter with an Indominus and a Jho. Simultaneously, no less. Now all I gotta do is head back to the Trieste and get outta this place, so that I can say that I survived the encounter."