Talk:Hellhound/@comment-27950421-20180908185050/@comment-27666783-20180911232747

What if both?

Reside in a multi-sibling household with 'you' in the middle in terms of the age hierarchy. And because of your place in your household, you feel you are obligated to interact with Your Little Hellhound Sister most of the time('cause Big Hellhound Sis is just a plain bad influence, and Big Paladin Brother is a probable psychopath). Instead of her falling to the stereotypical Hellhound practices like Man-Hunting, you feel accomplished in your efforts to steer your Little Hellhound Sister to academics and self-improvement. Though at times, her 'instinct' tends to come forward and make itself known, offering perturbing smiles and double meaning statments. Alas, she is a candidate for nunery compared to acts of your Big Hellhound Sister.

Your two older siblings, Big Hellhound Sister and Big Paladin Brother, when not busy teasing/chastising(respectively) you and your younger Hellhound sibling, occupy themselves via tearing the shit out of the house fighting and arguing with each other. What else is to be expected when you put a ferocious alpha beast(boss bitch of the highschool) and a hulking warrior fanatic(school heavyweight wrestler and chairman of religous studies) under the same roof? A battle of painful parity between warring words and wallops is undertaken at nearly every family dinner. Your parents would come home from their business trips to a pulverized warzone of what used to be a house, the bruised two angrily exclaiming,

"He did it!"

"Nay! The beast didst it!"

You and your younger Hellhound sister are caught in the crossfire of this whirlwind of devastation that is a sibling rivalry, but at the end of the day there is no real strife. Because despite the violence and the words, you know deep down there is a sense of mutual understanding between them. An unorthodox(and at times physically painful) sibling bond that forges a stalwart spirit of brotherhood. Some may call that, 'family'. It is something between them that not even fanatic ideology or base instinct may even pierce, though they rear their ugly heads. And let there be pity on whoever wrongs you or your little sibling before them, for the unified wrath of Holy and Hell will descend against any who dare.