Thread:Doctor Ibrahim/@comment-28358106-20170901175844/@comment-25808351-20170910125733

The emergency? You'll get a kick out of this. Here in PA we're having a cold September so far. It hasn't been above seventy five degrees so far and at night it's dropping down to sometimes fifty degrees. Well, the place I work for (I might as well just spit it out already) a service conglomerate that specializes in many different technical fields. Heating, AC, plumbing, electricity, construction, flooring, roofing, we fuckin do it all. Plus side is that we have a f-load of customers, downside is that higher ups like me, service all these aspects.

One night I can be called out for a power outage and the next I can be summoned for a burst pipe. On to last nights "emergency" (and I used quotations because people are idiots and incompetent. No one in this chat or that you guys know) was a homeowner (super rich one) called us up because his heating unit for his home took a shit and his house was getting very cold. So I was my turn to go out.

I show up and his family are all wrapped in blankets and what not as if it was below five degrees. While I'm working on their hearter in the middle of the night, these pampered jerkoffs are telling me how "sorry we are that you have to be here, but we can't be in a house unless it is seventy eight degrees on the spot." Talk about being spoiled. After I fixed their shit, I noticed they have a mother fuckin fireplace with a fully set chimney.

Guess they didn't use that because they're idiots and don't know how to chop wood and set it on fire. Whatever, morons like them provide job security.