Talk:Bubble Slime/@comment-29564364-20161217174613

I can't help be feel very bad for the Bubble Slime... She seems so craved for sex in her picture, yet, of all Slimes, she has the hardest time catching a man.


 * 1) She lives where not many people go;
 * 2) Her odor gives away her presence;
 * 3) She's the slowest Slime;
 * 4) She's less sticky than other Slimes;
 * 5) She must kiss her catch first;
 * 6) On top of all that, she has to eat more than other Slimes to maintain her every evaporating body.

With all that, I wonder how most of them didn't already go extinct by now. It makes me want to throw myself at one... wearing a gas mask (to avoid being kissed and my nostrils being raped).