Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30225761-20161025045043

a pale white person wearing a red hat and pants and a black undershirt pushes Godzilla into view, "Come on Godzilla, you need this," the man says. "You know damn well that I hate humans, I'd rather get killed a second time before having to call one my husband!" Godzilla yells at him, "Is that so? Do i have to quote how your Mothman friend described in detail how you, what was it, 'masturbated furiously while sniffing the charred shirt of a man you just attacked' to everyone?" a blush spreads across Godzilla's face, "S-Shut up, the only reason why you're not a smouldering hunk of metal right now is because you're a friend of mine!" "yeah yeah, lets just get one with it," he turns to your direction, "Welcome, everyone, to our first attempt at getting Godzilla-chan hitched with the male of her dreams-" "just skip the formalities already!" Godzilla inturrupts, "fine. we're getting Godzilla-chan a mate, one she'd like. end of story." He stands there patiently, waiting for the first person to make an attempt in capturing Godzilla's heart 