Talk:Gnome/@comment-28856683-20160307171319

You're mining in a mineshaft that supposedly was anandoned ages ago. You can't say why, but you feel there's still a wealth of ores and valuable minerals that are hidden deep within the shaft.

While digging, you suddenly encounter a Gnome. "It's been a long time since I've seen a human in here," she says quietly with a seductive smile. "What are you doing here?"

You explain to her that you're here because you feel there's a lot more mineral wealth to be obtained here. She chuckles and starts rubbing her arm up yours. "I know of an area here that has what you're looking for. I could take you there, but in exchange..." She leans up closer in a very lewd manner and embraces you softly, pressing her ripe breasts up against your chest. "... you become my husband. Deal?"

...

What would you do?