Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34251796-20180227125906/@comment-30700719-20180227223131

I whipped around, dropping my rifle in the process. "Let's have a go at it!" I say, then blankly realise my verbal mistake. Before the very sharp-dressed Kunoichi could get close(r), I whipped out the kukri stored on my hip. "This is gonna be a real piece a' piss!" I swung at her. She dodged. I swung vertically, following it up with a spinning-horizontal-slash thingy. She simply ducked and weaved, not even bothering. I mixed things up: I kicked, then slashed. She backflippee away and pulled her revolver on me, firing twice. I threw my arms over my face expecting death, but when I looked down, I saw that she had only hit my kukri. "Ah, piss." The Kunoichi did another backflip and dropped the revolver. Whipping out her kunai, she flexed her fingers, making the worldwide 'come and get it' sign with her hand. "Queen's rules?" she asked with a smirk. I nonchalantly glanced behind me and grabbed my SMG. I let loose the entire clip into her. "Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!" I point at her dead body and laugh, then turn around to continue sniping. "Peekaboo!" I hear behind me, and I get shoved forward. The Kunoichi appears out of thin air, accompanied by a very loud uncloak sound. "Oh, please, just stay down!" I start crawling away backwards, my boots scraping on the wooden floor. The Kunoichi approaches. I raise my arm over my face, and yell, "Spy here!" We both pause as a deep rumbling is heard in the distance. I look behind the Kunoichi and scream in terror as about five RED pyros come running up the steps, two of them firing their flare guns in eagerness. The Kunoichi took a running leap off the battlements and plunged into the water, swimming away. Most of the pyros followed her, switching to melee. The last one helped me up. I rubbed my head and thanked the pyro, returning to the battlements and grabbing my rifle. "That's some shonky business right there..." I murmured to myself, and raised the scope to my eye. The pyro glanced to the left and right behind me, then stepped forward. "Did you forget about me?!"