Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20181111051626

There is once again a knock on my door.

I lay on the couch.

The door is knocked again.

Maybe if I don't move they'll go away.

The knocking becomes more insistent.

I groan, "God(zilla) dammit..."

I open the door.

Upon seeing the witch and familiar, now accompanied by their Baphomet leader I close the door again.

The door is violently banged on, probably by the angry Baphomet.

I open the door, "I'm not a pedophile, go away."

The Baphomet switches from an expression of anger to one of a person who has genuinely offended, "PEDOPHILE!?!?"

She jabs her paw in my face, "FOOLISH MORTAL! We are dedicated to beautiful and sacred love between a loli and her onii-chan! Not simple pedophilia! Lolicons are completely different!!!"

I narrow my eyes, "If you chronological age and apparent age were the same, would it be legal for me to have sex with you?"

The Baphomet laughs, "Ha! My chronological age does match my apparent age!"

I stare at her for a moment, "So you're what? Twelve."

The Baphomet looks very pleased with herself, "And a half! You should be honored to court lady as a lady as cute and young as me. If you play your cards right, I might even let you be the first in my soon to he enormous harem of loyal onii-chans..."

I blink, "So not only would it be pedophilia in everything but technicality. It'd also be pedophilia in technicality as well..."

The Baphomet screams at me, "IT'S NOT PEDOPHILIA!!!!"

I shake my head, "Yeah, we're done. Go away."

I move to shut the door but I'm cut off, almost literally by the baphomets enormous scythe.

She chuckles maliciously, "Stupid onii-chan, you don't get to hide that easily."

She starts moving foreward, reaching to undress herself, "Now prepare yourself onii-chan... it's time you were taught you the lusts of a little girl..."

She suddenly finds herself haulting as a blade is rested on her shoulder. She looks back to see the Dark Valkerie glaring down at her while her two followers are held at sword point by Dark Angels and the entire Slut Battlaion stand ready for battle.

The Dark Valkerie narrows her eyes, "Foul loli! You shall not corrupt the master away from his true fetishes!"

Her eyes widening, the Baphomet teleports herself and her lackies several feet away, "DAMN! I didn't know this one was already being courted!"

She glares at the Dark Valkerie, "You've won this round angel! But only because you out number us!"

The Baphomet casts a spell causing her and her minions to fade, "You haven't seen the last of us! When next we meet, you shall learn the true depravity of a little girl!"

With the threat gone the Dark Valkerie turns and looks to me, her heart clearly filled with hope for, what should probably be obvious by this point.

I stare at her for a moment then sigh and pat her head, "Good girl."

I then close the door.