Talk:Holstaur/@comment-31594143-20170420023907/@comment-26380985-20170508014836

After Amelia knocked me over, I interrupted her for a minute.

Me: You did not let me finish. The chief thought that we should mate, but I talked to him and we got a deal.

Amelia: What kind of deal?

Me: You can come in!

A huge, well-endowed fellow entered the barn. Amelia can do nothing but be shocked.

Amelia: Who is he?

Me: My acquaintance, you will mate with him.

Amelia: !!!

Obviously she was disappointed, but that was up to five minutes later.

...

Outside we and the chief talked while we tried to ignore the sounds coming from inside the barn. Amelia shouted something like "Harder" "Deeper" and other similar words.

Boss: Are you sure this is going to work?

Me: Since two and two are four. Of course I'm sure.

Boss: If that works out, get me some more of this guy that I give you a raise.

Me: I'll get you some more and become your partner.

Boss: 60% - 40% for me?

I accept.

Boss: So we have a deal, but here among us I have a question. Why did not you want to mate with her.

Me: My father taught me: If you have to choose between a woman and money choose the money.