Talk:Alp/@comment-26120285-20160525043539/@comment-27950421-20160525131902

Clearly these women are in need of physical companionship. I'm sure that suddenly changing gender and species can be rough and the massively inflated libido can hard to deal with. Right now I think the best thing they can get is a great big hug. So I summon a few friends who would love to help out with that (aka unrealisticly large and overtly affectionate constrictors). While the patrons of new Alp bar are gettinh the snuggles they so desperately need, I go ahead and finish my work, pack up, and go home confident in both my good deed and a job well done.