Talk:Anubis/@comment-69.161.50.229-20160222203442/@comment-27690568-20160224022542

I weakly motion for her to come closer. She crouches down. "O-okay. Just ... don't piss on me and expect that to work." She starts laughing and I weakly chuckle until she realizes I'm still dying. She fumbles with the canteen and spills all the water. She starts dancing nervously around me. "Oh no! What do I do!? I'm such a terrible master! Oh- Oh wait I got it." She kisses me, making us swap spit for a long while. *huff huff* "You okay?" she asks me I shake my self and smile "Hells Yeah. By the way where do you live?" She leans on a Pyramid right infront of where I almost died. "This is my place. has rooms and everything." She helps me up "Want a tour?" "Sure why not?"

"This is the pharoh's room. I wouldn't wake her. she might be crabby." It's a giant room filled with valuable treasures and one single sarcophagus."Moving on. These hallways are filled with various traps. please try to avoid them." She takes me to a giant room on the first floor of the pyramid. "This us the mummy chamber. As of right now you can order them to do whatever you like." "Whatever i like?" "Anything." I wlk through the mess of zombies until I find one I like. "YOU! come with me!" "O-okay" The Anubis just looks at me. "Where is your room?" The anubis turns and leads me to her room without saying a word, or looking at me for that matter. Upon reaching her room I push her onto her bed and begin groping her. I turn to the mummy "Come here. Help me with this." THe mummy shifts around unsure, until i say "That's an order." The mummy unwraps her bandages and joins me in a threesome.