Talk:Dark Slime/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151230202214/@comment-27671745-20161203145457

I try to remember why my parents thought it was a good idea to send me to a school with teenage sex crazed monster women, and consider what the hell is wrong with my family.

Anyways, I tell her that having sex on school property is probably a dumb idea ( if that's what she's getting at). I then go tell her I'll see her tomorrow, with a little present. That's a lie of course. Walk home. Tell my parents I almost got raped. Get restraining order. Get good grades. Get good job. Disregard women, aquire money.