Talk:Zombie/@comment-23979607-20150818232736/@comment-26492770-20151107001939

I first take a moment to make sure I'm not hallucinating, mistaking this person for my adopted little sister and the zombie mistaking me for someone else. After confirming that this is indeed my sister, I immediately stand up and hug her, warming her up with my body heat. "Drop the Japanese talk and call me Ray, would ya? You know that's the name I prefer." We have a heartwarming reunion and spend the rest of the night together in the graveyard, hanging out and having fun like we used to. I'm not into incest, even if we technically aren't related by blood, so none of that happens.

The following day, on the other hand, I give my best friends permission to fuck my sister on a regular basis to give her spirit energy. Normally I definitely wouldn't be okay with this, but I can make an exception for them since my little sister is a zombie and needs the semen so her body won't fall apart.