Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37781489-20190304224525/@comment-38232361-20190413065449

I'm hypoallergenic, don't leave stray fur everywhere I go, love cuddles because I need warm to survive, I am squishy with soft smooth scales, and I keep all the "nasty" bugs away from you by eating them!

Dark Mage and whoever is in earshot

(Cont.) *still stuck looking like a 10 year old boy* Okay, I am no longer comfortable with this, so I'm just going to find someone else to fix thi- HEY! Let go of me! Put me down! HELP! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!