Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30700719-20170313134600/@comment-24026095-20170317205650

The march hare checks her palmtop with all the downloaded data, grinning. &lsquo;Okay, if I can't use GPS, let's see –&rsquo; She checks her motion tracker to see friendlies and enemies. She drops and activates a Trip Mine, leaping over it and running to the helm. She evades all enemies and weapons systems by the armour ability and her jetpack, and activates her Promethean Vision to find enemies more easily and the path to the control room. She quickly connects the Promethean Vision armour ability to satellites to find her geolocation and starts sprinting straight ahead to the control room. &lsquo;SIRI! If data cannot be transmitted wirelessly, just duck into the system and take it directly!&rsquo;

Siri dissipates into the systems and remains on evasive mode, quickly flowing through the data wires and collecting what information she can, even the foot and stocking fetish porn ICARUS and TJK have been enjoying. :P Siri is as much of a pervert as the march hare, though, so she interprets &lsquo;Unhealthy Boeing&rsquo; as onomatopoeia for a holstaur's giant tits bouncing around and puts up pictures on the computer monitors of holsty-chan naked with her boobs bouncing around like they have a mind of their own, the caption on the right corner reading &lsquo;BOING BOING&rsquo; and milk spraying from her nipples like a geyser out of control. A marquee text starts scrolling horizontally over the holstaur's face, reading ''Holsty-chan goes boing, not moo, but look what happens when her tits are full of milk and unhealthy! Please volunteer to milk her and stop cruelty to mamono, and we promise our sexy cowgirls will milk you dry as well until you can't walk!''

The march hare notices a vent leading upwards which might be good for evading an angry TJK – well, at least until he's horny enough to seduce. She starts sticking flash drives into the nearby iMacs' USB ports and playing porn on them hoping to get his dick hard and distract him. Different genres of porn start popping up on the screens. The first shows a succubus curving her foot around a shotacon's enormous cock as he whimpers and begs for mercy after his 250th orgasm, although she doesn't listen and starts running her toes up and down the sensitive head of his dick. The second shows a lilim taking turns sucking off two incubi with ridiculously large dicks, but she has no gag reflex at all. The third shows a ghoul grinning evilly at a hapless skinny nerd before she shreds his pants with her claws and ties him to a table before covering his painfully swollen cock with kisses and licks, though she's scaring the shit out of him with her sharp teeth. The fourth shows a haughty-looking vampire rubbing a man's dong while he's in bondage and mocking his whole species for being pathetic little fucks who can be turned on and off like light switches. Giggling at the lewd display in front of her, she uses a Portable Gravity Lift to lift herself into the vent and reaches the floor above. She sighs in frustration and rubs the crotch of her armour, wanting nothing more than to shred her armour and clothes and frig her clit for the rest of her life, but that would have to wait in case TJK caught her and put her on display for everyone after taking humiliating Instagram photos. She starts walking down the corridor looking for more computers to set up for porn viewing.