User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-5426290-20160503081756/@comment-27950421-20160503132050

Well Flod readers digest version, we were happily conducting experiments with varying levels of safety in my characters castle which as my user name implies is staffed mostly reptilian mamono and is filled with non mamono reptiles, many of which are good at killing people. A Baphomet had showed up off camera, was detained off camera, dumped into a pit full of hungry velociraptors (JP style velociraptors since we all know those are the cool ones) off camera, then after turning said hungry velociraptors into horny loliraptors, escaping from the raptor enclosure, setting the loliraptors loose and being tricked into eating wonderland cake (all of which happening off camera) she chased my character down in the lab for an extra large helping of revenge. Well her attempts to teach my character the depravity of little girls (despite having an adult body) are ended with a drop kick that was thinking with portals, the loliraptors were de lolified and are now physically adults. Safnar noticed a group of witches trying to cause trouble by enchanting the reptile castles food supply and the raptors were sent out to deal with them,the raptors of course considering it to be a game and have no understanding of why killing is bad. While that is happening off camera we are in the lab perfecting the methods of alter a holstaurs flavor, discussing raptor psycholoogy and the psychology of pack animals in general, and making scary faces at each other while explaining why hurting someone elses pets isn't a nice thing to do. My character denies having made any scary faces or having a true form/hidden power which causes some banter with Evra, my characters dragon waifu, to illustrate the fact that he does have said true form/hidden power but keeps it hidden and denies it's existence, mostly because doing so amuses him. A witch runs into the lab in an attempt to escape the raptors and hides behind Safnar, the raptors follow her in trying to get back their "playmate" and Safnar attempts to distract them using giant lab rats. Any questions?