Talk:Thunderbird/@comment-26380985-20160109174821/@comment-27550231-20160126100150

Me: Billy why didn't you tell me that she was a thunderbird?

Billy: Does that matter now?

Me: WELL I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF A BETTER PLAN THAN A BOAT IF I HAD KNOWN!

Billy: Sheesh calm down and do something!

Me: oh what am I gonna do? WAVE MY SWORD AT THEM? They are way the hell up there. I can't reach!

Billy: what are we gonna do?

Me: Well how about you take one for the team and get back together with her for now.

Billy:You can't be serious. NO WAY!

Me: Well It's that or face the deep, and brother I don't expect us lasting any longer there.

Billy: You can't be serio- *thud*

So I tie him to the mast and hide in the cabin and allow his ex to take him back, I sail back home and help Billy a few months later when he breaks up with her again.