User blog:Gnomehunter/WWYD Response: The Milk Jugs

Response to a wwyd prompt that I don't seem to have the link to anymore

It's time. I open my eyes. "Hey babe, she's finally here!"

"Yessssss, I'm here, ready and wait who's babe?" The holstaur sitting top of me, her enormous boobs pressing pleasantly into my chest, looks around in confusion. Jiggle jiggle.

"I am". My owl mage wife, Minerva, has been standing in the corner of the room, completely undetected. Her eyes flash the characteristic light and the our guest flinches in shock.

"W-wait! You're already married? I didn't know-I'm so sorry-oooohhhhh no I can't bear it! You've been drinking my milk for over a month now why didn't you just leave it or-" She started to pant. I pat her head.

"Minerva was actually going to but I talked to her about a few things we've been wanting to try, and...well we planned for your arrival. But fear not! I have a very lucrative proposition for you!

"Does it let me scratch the awful itch I've got right now? She's still wriggling on top of me.

"Sure does. Minerva, can I have the potion?" Minerva hands me a vial of liquid. "Now this right here, it's a monster combination potion. Or, well, so we've been told."

"What? You;re going to make me drink something and you don't even know what it is?"

"Excuse me, but I've been working on that for weeks now. I wouldn't be asking you to try something in such an early phase of development, it's just a new potion that isn't in widespread use".

"I can assure you my wife has done some serious testing, and we're just now in the final test phase. Besides, she agreed to drink the first one, so you'll know if there's any immediately harmful effects. Hey, what's your name. anyway?"

"I-I'm Hannah. But seriously, what would drive someone to make this potion in the first place?"

"I'm reckless and horny. The intended effect of the potion is to combine the 2 affected monsters into one body that contains both minds, manifesting in a form that brings out the best qualities of both monsters".

"So..."

"So, we'll both be married, and able to be satisfied together".

"I'll do it! I can't bear this much longer". MInerva pulled out the other vial and drank it. We started at her, waiting to see if anything was different. Minerva stood there, seemingly unaffected. Finally, Hannah snatched the vial out of my hand. She tore off the cap and gulped it down. Suddenly, both women let out a moan and began to glow. I turned away to shield my eyes from the light and when it faded, I looked back. There on the floor was one woman. I got up and turned on the light, and she squinted. She had brown hair that flowed into feathers and a downy coat. She retained her wings. But there were a few noticeable differences. Through the layer of fluff around her waist, I could see her legs had gained the white and black-spotted pattern, and her legs ended not in talons, but large sturdy hooves. Horns poked out of the top of her head. And her breats had grown much bigger.

"Minerva? Hannah? Are you both in there?" The Owlstaur sat up and stared at me with my wife's trademark silent stare. We played the staring game until, wordlessly, she pounced on me. I made sweet love to her, drinking deeply from her breasts, until the sun began to peek over the horizon. As we came to a finish, she began to doze off, finally falling asleep perched atop me like she always did. I fell asleep, satisfyingly exhausted.

I woke up later, to her shaking me.

"Please wake up, my boobs are-Go to sleep, we need our rest-You can't make all the decisions here-"

"Hannah, can you speak to me?"

"I can, and I really need you to milk me!" I held up my hand.

"Minerva, can you speak to me?"

"I can, and I'd like to rest".

"Well, it looks like the potion was successful. Now I don't know what it's like for both of you to share the same body. But I can tell you we're all going to have to figure out how to meet both of your needs. Hannah, do you feel tired?"

"No, I'm wide awake, and very uncomfortable".

"And Minerva?"

"I need to sleep".

"Well, maybe both of you can try to act independently of each other? Is it possible that Minerva sleeps while Hannah is awake?" Over the next week we experimented, trying to figure out how to make sure both women were able to live together. It came much more naturally to Minerva, managing to shut herself off and snooze while Hannah was awake. But at last Hannah managed to learn it too. As for me, I got very accustomed to milking her every day. One day she started to ask me about our life before we met her.

"So how was it like asking Minerva to share with other monsters?"

"Oh, she was relatively receptive to the idea. I was plain with her about all the monsters I had hoped to meet, after she jumped me in the woods during breeding season. She thought it was fine, as long as I didn't neglect her. I couldn't dream of it! And when she got the idea for the potion, she started to get excited about all the work it would take producing one."

"And...was I one of them?"

"Sure were. We decided if we didn't stumble upon any other monsters, we would go out looking for one. And I can't say how happy I am to have met you", I said as I kissed her.

"How was Hannah today?" Minerva was standing next to the armchair, holding onto it and trying to hold her balance. It was no longer possible to carry her while I walked, so she was going to have to get the hang of her new legs.

"She wanted to get a look in town, but I told her I thought we should wait a while longer, maybe closer to night when you wake up and we can both show her around. Besides, I want to wait before everyone sees your new look. I'll bet there's other people who would love to have that potion".

"Well I could try toOoOOoOOo," she began to wobble and I caught her. "I miss flying", she said sadly. "I pulled her close and kissed her.

"We knew there would be challenges to deal with regardless of who you combined with, right?"

"Of course".

"I love you, Minerva. I love Hannah too. And I promise I won't let either of you feel lonely, or regret making this decision".