Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170711171909/@comment-29435884-20170715033757

These poor girls are on the threshold of a better life. No-one should be forced to remain as a cretin when the whole world is ready to open up before them!

I tie a strip of red cloth around my arm and tie a hankerchief around my mouth and nose. Now appropriatly dressed for some good old fashioned state smashing, I walk into the clearing and stand next to the purple wurm. She notices me and gives me a curious look as muttering starts to spread through the other wurms. The words 'maaan' and 'cutie' seem to be getting thrown around a lot.

I speak my piece before the assembled girls can get their rape on. "Wurms! I'm with you! Today we bring down the shackles that have bound you for so long! Today the Maou's mistake is erased! Never again shall the Ryus and the Jabberwocks get the best men while you are left to pick up the scraps! And you, you happy few, you band of sisters, shall forever mark this day, you shall show your wurmlings your diploma and know from now till the end of days that this. is. St.WURMs DAY! THEY MAY TAKE YOUR STUDENT BOND, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE YOUR POTENTIAL!

Crickets chirp. The purple wurm is trying not to laugh at my corny, heavily plagirized excuse for a stirring speech, the rest just look confused. fuck it. "LET'S GET THESE BITCHES!" that got 'em. screams of "YEAH!" and "GET THE SMARTIES!" and "MAAAAAAN!" sound out from the crowd.

Our charge into the campus is a thing of legends. The wurms take the shortest route to the science lab....straight through the exterior wall. I struggle to keep up and wonder at this disaster that I've unleashed. fuck it. in for a penny... I throw a molotov through my own office door. Always wanted to do that.

As I watch my place of employment burn with a smug grin the purple wurm comes up behind me and wraps her claws around my waist. "Thanks for helping sweetie." she tells me. "There was enough to go around for all the girls. We even snagged the recipe. The revolution was a complete success!"

And so we ushered in a new era of Wurm dominance of the academic sector spearheaded by my now wife, Sasha Eisenwurm. I was blacklisted from the teaching industry, apparently inciting a riot and then burning down government property is highly frowned upon. As I look at my daughter's A grades, all I can think is...worth it.