Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26517142-20160609202739/@comment-28718853-20160810184700

We each pull out a pair of caramel pistols and aim them at each other. We each stare at each other almost intently for a minute before we finally jump away from each other and open fire.

Caramel is flying everywhere as we leap all over the grand living room like ninjas shooting our pistols at each other. "You fight well!" the Living Doll compliments. "As do you!" I reply as I run out of ammo and duck behind a sofa.

"Sounds like you have no more ammo!" the Living Doll exclaims as she aims her two pistols in my direction. "That's what you think!" I shout as I produce a candy corn machine gun and begin firing candy corn at her from behind the sofa. The Living Doll quickly runs behind an overturned cabinet and reloads her caramel pistols.

"What's wrong, out of options!?" I shout as I hold down the trigger on the machine gun, pelting the cabinet with candy corn. Behind the cabinet, the Living Doll steps out to shoot, only to have her pistols get shot out of her hands, forcing her back behind the cabinet.

I finally run out of ammo on my machine gun, and I see the Living Doll hop on top of the cabinet armed with two marshmellow sub machine guns. She fires and I find myself evading her. She pursues me throughout the mansion and I dodge the unrelenting stream of marshmellows coming at me.

Seeing that I had to end this fight soon, I drop a chocolate bomb in front of her, which forces her to leap away. I take the opportunity to hop out of a hole in the roof and take flight into the sky where I draw ingredients from all over town and combine them into a massive cake.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" I scream as I hurl the massive cake at the mansion, which soon produces a massive cake explosion. Afterwards, I stare at the cake-covered mansion satisfied. However, that happy face turns to one of pure horror when I see the Living Doll hop out of the mansion holding a massive candy cane hammer. She strikes me with it and I'm sent back down into the mansion.

Stuck in cake and too exhausted to move, the Living Doll drops down on top of me and shouts, "YOU'LL BE THE BEST BIG BROTHER EVER, THINK OF ALL THE FUN WE'LL HAVE TOGETHER!!"

Then sexytime happened.