User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20161215180757

You are a soldier from the Order. For long you have heard tales of a reptilian monarch who's evil can only be exlipsed by the darkness of the demon lord herself. However it is soon proven to you that he is more than a dark legend for as soon as you arrive at the Holy City to become a true hero of the chief god, you find the place engulfed in chaos!

(Flashback) I'm running around the holy city throwing cupcakes at people, "YOU GET A CUPCAKE!"

I hit a knight in the back of the head, "YOU GET A CUPCAKE!"

An angel ends up woth frosting in her featjers, "YOU GET A CUPCAKE!"

A priest in the middle of a sermon finds his mouth suddenly full of cupcake, "YOU GET A CUPCAKE!"

The hero who had arisen to stop my cupcake flinging rampage ends up with a cupcake in the face, "YOU GET A CUPCAKE!"

Finally I come to a stop, spinning around the flagpole, "EVERYONE GETS A CUPCAKE!!!!"

Flying in the face of all meteorological science, it begins raining cupcakes. (End of Flashback)

The priesthood had proclaimed that Reptile Kings attempt to corrupt the hearts and souls of the people with delicious and evil confectionery goods has gone too far and thus you and a regiment of soldiers are sent on a glorious crusade to purge the land of the Reptile Kings taint once and for all!

However upon arriving within the borders of the Reptile Kingdom everything begins to fall apart. You are forced to march for what seems like hundreds of mile of unforgiving wilderness, those who begin to lag behind are dragged off by some demonic harlot or worse, taken by one pf the fearful beasts the stalk the land. The hero leading the crusade had been a beacon of hope, driving you all foreward and persevering through all hardship. Until a week ago, when an enormous mamono, similar to a lizard man but far more powerful, had torn through the regiment and scattered the men. The last you had seen of the hero was as he was being carried away by the monstrous slattern.

Now you are lost and alone in a land full of monstrous beasts and whores. What do you do?

(Note this was written through the eyes of an extremist member of the order, hence the harlots and whores terminology. Also, the mamono that took the hero was a Tyranno.)