User blog comment:The Reptile King/ASK REP AND/OR REPS HAREM ABOUT STUFF AND MAYBE GET ANSWERS FOR THE QUESTIONS YOU JUST ASKED!!!! (BECAUSE BANDWAGON!!!!)/@comment-30700719-20170227222652

"Oh hey, I wonder how The Reptile King, his scaley highness, is doing today! ICARUS, plot a course for The Reptile Kingdom!"  "Pretty certain. Let's go!" The Trieste slowly turns around and the engines start to hum as I go off to The Reptile Kingdom.

"Aha! I think that's the capital, right there!" I say, looking down and checking the map. "Now, where's the airport? I chose the Globetrotter because it HAD landing gear!" I exclaim, putting down the paper map and slowly banking into a wide circle, just outside the capital. "I purposely choose an unarmed plane, with landing gear, and there's no-wait, it's over there." I line up the Globetrotter with the runway and come in for a landing. In the distance, I can see what appears to be a large castle, almost directly lined up with the runway. Too late, I see the AA cannons. The closest one fires, hitting me square in the engine. The propeller cuts out, leaving me gliding. "Oh boy." I decide to skip the runway altogether and fight to keep the Globetrotter flying towards the castle.  "I know, I know." I throw the nose up, desperately trying to keep the plane from pointing directly at the castle. An idea pops into my head. I glide the Globetrotter over the castle, towards a nearby lake. As I pass overhead, I lock the joystick in position and jump out, pulling the ripcord. As I parachute down towards the castle, the city looks beautiful. "Wow. This view is EPIC!" The fact that a man just jumped out of a plane does not go unnoticed by several guards, and as soon as I hit the ground, I am taken under arrest and brought before The Reptile King. I chuckle and say, "Well, I meant to drop in and have a chat, but not like this!"