Talk:Wurm/@comment-25095137-20140808031241/@comment-50.141.109.24-20150210143408

Tell them "Hey, no need to fight over me. If you want to share me, I'm willing.  If  you can't do that, I'll go with whichever of you is better at sex.  Whichever of you has the first orgasm loses.  I'll be over here watching." *points to a nearby boulder* Lots of fun to watch, and to the victor go the spoils. I may slip away while both are distracted, but soooo tempting to stay.