Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-29135155-20170116114342/@comment-27950421-20170116135808

I stand up a brush myself off, "Well that was rude. You'd think ancient royalty would be more polite..."

I pause and stare blankly at the Blue Oni trying to wrestle the Pharoah back into her sarcophagus, "GET BACK IN THE BOX YOU IDIOT!!!"

The Pharoah proves to be none to bright since she could win this just by ordering the Oni to back off but fails to think of this, "NEVER MY KINGDOM NEEDS ME!!!"

The Oni continues to try and shove her back into her coffin, "YOUR KINGDOM DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE YOU IDIOT!!!"

I sigh and walk away...

...then come back shortly thereafter with a soda.

Finally after a bit more of a struggle the Oni manages to shut the lid on the sarcophagus, locking the Pharoah back up.

She then walks up to me panting, "I'm terribly sorry sir, the Museum does try to keep things controlled but some of our exhibits get restless every now and again..."

I shrug, "Still better than the Smithsonians natural history museum. I swear it's like their paleontologists are stuck in the fucking 80s or something..."

The Oni blinks, "Oookay... uh well as an apology for the inconvenience please take this coupon to get something from the giftshop for free."

I take the coupon, "Huh... neat."

At that moment a loud cry is heard from some distant corner of the museum, "MAN HUUUUNT!!!"

The Blue Oni takes off running in that direction, "WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO USE REAL AMAZONS FOR THAT!??!"