User blog comment:Kunnaki/WWYD- Cursed Sword/@comment-36827727-20180905073459

'''I let out a disappointed sigh, closing my eyes in an attempt to disperse the growing headache. '''

'''’How in seven hells did I let that one slip?’ I thought, drawing my greatsword and flexing my shoulders. '''

'''‘Whoever heard of a blacksmith not being able to swing a sword? I mean honestly, either the rumor that mercenaries are all idiots is true or there's more to that village then meets the eye.’ '''

'''Taking a step back as I turn my attention back to the evil half naked swordmaiden before me. The girl had black cascading hair with a dazzling complexion with all the curves a man needed. If not for the menacing, bloodlusting gleam to her mismatching eyes, one red one brown, with a sadistic smile on her lips, I might’ve fallen for her. '''

’Might have.’

'''She brandished the cursed blade in her hand expertly, eyeing the shadow steel I hefted on my shoulder with mild interest. '''

'''“An unusual blade for a petty mercenary,” she taunted. “No doubt you stole it from its true owner…. A thief and a pathetic sellsword… my my such a disappointment.” She said chuckling at my annoyed expression. '''

'''‘Enough,’ I thought taking my blade in both hands and steadying myself. I’d had enough of this arrogance of hers. '''

'''“We’ll see,” I replied briefly. Her smile wanes slightly, taking in my stance and appearance as if for the first time.'''

'''“Perhaps….” she starts, softening for a split second before taking up her own stance and returning a predatory smile in response. “Let us taste your essence first. Are you prepared mortal?” I only glare back in response. '''

'''Unable to remain still I launch myself at her, swinging my blade aloft for an overhead diagonal cut. She leaps back effortlessly as my sword clangs on the spot she’d been standing previously, before lunging with a cut aimed at my exposed head. I narrowly bring my blade up in time, deflecting her sword and attempting a quick thrust to her midsection. Again she shies away unharmed and counters with a two-handed swing to my left side. Knowing I wouldn’t have time to deflect it, I bring up my armored gauntlet to block the blow, only to have it pass through my arm harmlessly. I stumble back nearly dropping my sword as a sudden numbness enveloped the spot where the girl’s blade touched, stealing away a portion of my energy and replacing it with overwhelming heat.'''

'''“Heh. Do you feel it?” she asks, grasping the cursed sword’s blade now and licking the red liquid coating it which I’d first assumed was my blood. She coos at my surprised look, “I see you're getting a little excited already.”'''

'''Turning every shade of red imaginable, I shake off the exhaustion while ignoring the growing heat in my lower half and try to regain my posture. '''

'''“Hardly! You're not my type,” I retort before adjusting my grip on the hilt and lowering my greatsword slightly. ‘Close and personal, just the way I like it,’ I thought grinning.'''

'''“Not yet you mean…,” she says, sliding her hand along her chest and down further to her crotch, licking her lips in painted lust. ‘This is getting out of hand.’ '''

'''She came at me instead, this time with a new edge of speed and hostility I hadn’t seen previously. Delivering cut after cut, blow after blow, I parried and deflected her attacks one after the other while purposely giving ground to her. ‘Yes think I’m on the defensive,’ I thought watching as her sadistic grin widened and became more and more delighted after every blow and step back I took. '''

'''Then just as she was about to deliver another blow I swung my blade to meet hers, catching it with the flat of my blade and sliding along it to close the distance between us. Without pause I then delivered a quick blow to her face with my sword pommel, sending her reeling back in surprise and shock. '''

'''“You little-” she started just before I lunged for her, knocking her off her feet and causing both of us to tumble to the ground together. Originally planning to take advantage of her being off balance, I’d tried to rush her only to trip on a stone and tumble off balance into her instead. On top of that, she had her blade leveled with my midsection just as I’d collided with her, consequently causing me to impaled myself on her cursed blade right before I landed on her. '''

'''“Well well…. What a pleasant turn of events,” she whispers in my ear seductively, all too obviously pleased with my current state. '''

'''I gasp at the growing heat and pleasure suddenly boiling and spreading through my body as she turns the blade ever so slightly, causing more of my reddened mana to seep out along the blade. I make an attempt to stand only to collapse further onto the blade and into this evil girls hold as more and more of my mana leaks out, proof of my defeat.'''

'''“How unfortunate… and you were soooo close as well,” she says purring as my body slackens over her. She moves the blade now, embracing me as I slump in over her as more of my energy leaves me. '''

'''“But you’ve caught my eye. So what shall I call you, my brave little mercenary,” she whispers in my ear, reaching down now and undoing my pants. '''

'''“Edd-*nghh*-Edward,” I reply, trembling now from the ecstasy that's flowing through my body. '''

'''“Edward…. I like it. You may call me Iris, your new mistress,” she says smiling seductively, still digging in my pants. '''

'''‘And now she’s squeezing it,’ is the last thought I’m able to conceive before Iris rolls us so that she’s now atop of me, still holding the sword sticking out of my right side. She smiles that sadistic predatory look of hers again before lowering her face in close and pressing her lips to mine in a passionate kiss. We stay like that for a while before she breaks off, leaving us both panting, me far more exhausted than her, and staring into one another’s eyes with growing lust. '''

'''“Are you ready?” she asks, gently starting to grind against me while briefly letting go of the sword. '''

'''I nod, the passion now clawing between us too powerful to resist. '''

'''‘Oh what the hell.’ Her smile deepens as she descends onto me with a passion I’d never thought I’d be so lucky to experience first hand. '''

Perhaps I wasn’t as prepared as I’d thought.

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