Talk:Holstaur/@comment-31594143-20170326031530/@comment-30700719-20170326112939

"GOD DAMMIT! I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON JAKE WENT ON VACATION WHILE HIS HOUSE WAS GETTING REPAINTED!" I jump behind the Holstaur and struggle to keep her arms behind her back. "Lady, you better have a good reason for jumping through the window, because you're breaking about three laws right now. And my temper." I look around, glad that Jake chose a different interior than his exterior. "Well, you see, I'm in a play, and they want me to jump over a moon in the background. So, I thought that I could get some practice in. When I saw this house, I just-" She suddenly begins thrashing about, trying to break free. I manage to slap some handcuffs on her, just a second before she breaks from my grasp. "Now calm down. I'm sure that Jake would love a Holstaur. I'll give you his number..." Sirens pass by in the street, behind my back. The Holstaur seems to get even more riled up. "Wait a second, was that a fire truck?" She comes barreling at me, and I open the front door, letting her go flying. I then slam the door and lock the windows. "Geez, and its only Monday. Jake said he'd be back by next Sunday!"