Talk:Oomukade/@comment-5348028-20160204044259/@comment-24026095-20170127175935

It would really be weird, right?

Oomukade waifu: Darling, I shaved all seven hundred of my legs, applied lotion, and put seven hundred pairs of soft silk stockings on them. Could you take me shoe shopping? Do I look sexy?

*Facepalm*