Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-27950421-20190611154748/@comment-27950421-20190612184011

>ExdeathsBagel

Well Mr. Bagel, you're getting a Double-Suicide Type Soldier Beetle. Like all mamono, she wants to be with you forever and like all Soldier Beetles she wants to protect you. So she's come to an world changing realization. The best way to protect you from the dangers pf the world, is to remove you from the world and why be together in the current life when you can be together forever in the after life! So now she has one thing to say to you. "Let's die together!" She of course wants you to go through with this of your own free will, it's always better that way, but she is firm in her resolve. If you won't see reason, then she'll have to take matters into her own hands and kill you herself before following you to the grave. You may not know it yet, but once you're dead you'll see that it's better this way.