User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-25359858-20160505144249

"Fine print my ass every time something happens you summon my contract from the past be fire I sign it and add it in don't you?" I said as I turned the portals off for the slime maid. One of my assistants comes in covers in liquid that smells like lemonade. He hands me a report. "3 parts Coco beens 4 parts sweet grass and 1 part bamboo makes lemonade... The acidity sereusly hurt the holsterus nipples said she's refusing further tests till someone uses there mouth to suck out all the lemonade... She also scrawled it has to be a boy.... Any volunteers?" I ask.