Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20161217030616/@comment-26545936-20170720024100

How to defeat a Nakark!

Teleport 5 level 20 gunslingers from the Pathfinder universe, give them dual pistols +5 enchancements the works.

Some sort of sensory deprivation spell place it on her. Shoot until knocked the fuck out.

Why this works? Gunslinger's gun attacks target Touch AC (armor class) Which means it bypasses stuff like natural armor or regular armor, you know... Giant bone shells that usually require heavy artillery strikes to hit on normal AC. And her bonus can only come from stuff like dodge or dexterity... And she's the size of a battleship regularly... Her dex fucking sucks.

Honestly Gunslingers are broken, they always fucking destroy stuff like dragons or giant demons. Like "Oh? Your AC is 62, I have to roll a natural twenty to hit you? Wait... what's your Touch AC? 10... I hit automatically."

Its not fun, don't play them please... I mean, do play them to destroy your DM's hopes and dreams... but don't actually.