User blog comment:Dragon´s Blade/World Coexistence Alliance/@comment-24431359-20141109095944/@comment-24431359-20141109101254

Gintoki: Ah...AH! It's a customer! It's a miracle! And it's not my wife! AWWW YYYIIIISSSS!

Gintoki jumps around in joy, before back flipping and breakdancing for a few seconds, and gets back on his feet.

GIntoki: A-ahem. Sorry about that. I didn't have any job for a long time now, and the stress has been...building up a lot. And yes, I have stomach ache, but not from sweets though. I guess you could blame hunger for that.

Gintoki lightly smiles at the customer while scratching his head in embarassment.

Gintoki: So, what can I do for you today?