Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171214172321/@comment-33288628-20171222012549

Late but I want to do a thing I stare down at the monster with a confused expression. Turning to the Mayor I say "This is much less intimidating than I expected." But then I hear the Minotaur stand up and the breaking of chains could be heard. I was wearing red It charges at me and I narrowly dodge the beast; I exclaim "I got this I just need a sword." One of the soldiers tosses me a blade and I begin fighting the monster while adding in stupid one liners such as "Stop being such a BULLY." (Badum tss.) As the fight waged on I became extremely tired and decided to end it. As the beast charges me I barely step to the side and stab it in the back

That is how I accidentally invented Minotaur fighting. (That was longer than I thought.)