Talk:Devil/@comment-26380985-20160823210606/@comment-27800590-20160907004418

Looking around at the panic I turn to run as well, only to see a number of women turned into succubi. I then feel a tail wrapping around my leg.

"Oh, won't you come play with us?" I turn to see the devil wrapping herself around me, while the imp smiles happily. Looking at the crowd I decide there's not much point in trying to run. I sit down at the table and get dealt in. I ask where the coins are.

"Oh, don't be silly, we're playing strip poker." I sigh, figuring I should have seen this coming.

A few hours later and I'm sitting in the nude, the devil in my lap and the arch imp on my shoulders, both grinding into me. The entire cathedral is enveloped in moans, and I shamefully find my own muffled cries among them. Well, things could most certainly have gone worse.