Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37843592-20190114051616/@comment-38232361-20190308083830

The stocky dwarf laughed and pointed at the strange warrior "You call that a weapon? It looks like a little toy!" She then pulls out what could only be described as a hybridization between a heavy minigun and rocket launcher. "Now this. THIS is a real gun." The knight slowly reaches out for the weapon in awe before the small woman pulls it away at the last moment. "Ah ah ah," she wagged her stubby finger playfully, "If you want THIS, you're going to have to do a small... favor first!" (Also I am only going to say this once. I am not a captain, I am not a commander, I am not a bloody damn commissioner, I am a COMMISSAR! I am the one who executes those other guys for eventhinking of suggesting we "retreat" or "fall back" instead of fixing bayonets and charging forward, even as our own artillery fires on our location!)