Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171030212508/@comment-27303410-20171030225655

I start looking between the two groups of mamono when I get an idea and I look to my friend. "Follow my lead." I whisper to him. "Ladies yes it is true that the werewolves did catch us and but the Orcs saw us first and I hate to say it but there's only two of us and you ladies are going to have to decide that who get us I mean you're getting two for the price of one here." The ladies look at each other and realize that I'm telling them the truth.

"These two belong to us you damned pigs!" I hear the alpha werewolf yell out.

"These men are coming with us you mangy mutts!" they all charge at each other getting into the largest catfight we've ever seen, I tap my friend's shoulder and motion for him move with me now we sneak away from the mamono while they're busy fighting over who gets us.

"I can't believe they fell for that that was amazing."

"I know, let's hurry up and get out of here before they realize that we're gone or we might run into a group of ..." I get cut off as my friend cover my mouth knowing what I was about to say. "...thanks, I almost jinxed us." we quickly make our way out of the woods and back to our cars. "Catch you later man."

"Yeah you two stay safe I suggest we hurry, I think I hear them coming." we both hop into our cars and take off, I check my rearview mirror and can see them standing there and laugh to myself.

As I pull in to the garage I think back and laugh again. "What are you laughing about?" A chill rolls down my spine when I look into the rearview mirror I see an Orc pop her head, I try to make a mad dash for the car door only to get pulled into the backseat. "You're not going anywhere anytime soon."

Note to self, next time check the back always check the backseat.