Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20181012051121/@comment-30700719-20181015215608

I sat and stared at the news on my screen. It was happening. No warning, no crazy guys on TV proclaiming Armageddon, no giant cult-busts. The others were panicking, save my brother, who turned to me with shock on his face. "Yes. It is. All of them, in every multitude. I don't know how, but...that damned salaryman made it all real." The others, taking two seconds to stop going wild, looked up. "You mean you fuckin' know this shit? Spill it, man!" I looked out the window towards the water, already imagining the ruckus.

"It's like this: Any monster, or cryptid, or what-have-you from myth or legend looks like a woman. They come in all sorts of types. Some are gentle, some will easily pin you down like a sack of oranges. But they all just want...love. A lover, a husband. But on the short-term, what we're worried about, is that their main food is Spirit Energy. It's like life-force, chi, mana. It's present in sweat, blood, and most notably, in semen. Naturally, they adapted to this. They have an overwhelming urge to have sex. Women are still targets, too. They have SE too. They produce it slower than men, so tend to take it from their environs. But when a monster girl has sex with them, they get corrupted by the Demonic Energy that monsters have inside themselves. So, human women get turned into monster girls. Men get turned into Incubi, which tends to keep them as they look, spare a few features. So, that's what we're dealing with. Not zombies, not some parasite, true corruption. If any of you want to take up a religion, feel free. It might even help you a little."

They solemnly reflected on this. "So...there are things out there that will try to have sex with you and claim you as their husband?" asked Jeffery. I nodded. "Yep. They won't kill you. They'll have sex with you for three days or so, then everything will calm down a bit. I imagine the zealous folk will declare them as demons, which, to an extent, is true, and will attempt to kill their entirety. They won't, probably, but the whole world is going to flip, with the possible exception of Zipang-I mean Japan. They'll keep it together." I sigh, and fidget a little. "However, we should probably get out of the city for a few days. Maybe a week. I know a place up north, belongs to my grandparents. At the very least, it won't be as populated. But I doubt anyone wants to walk two hundred clicks. The other two options are to hide in the city and pray that we aren't heard or smelt or seen, or go to these safehouses. I don't like the latter, too much possibility of being caught like sardines in a can. I'd say you should go back to your houses and prepare for a zombie apocalypse. It isn't, but pretend it is. If you want to get it over with, just go sit on a rooftop or in your car. At least you'll have a little privacy there."

I cracked my knuckles in blank thought, and started to pack. But then I stopped. Just left them there. "If you do go to your homes, make sure to protect against looters. Trust me, the humans will do worse than the monsters will." I turned to the window, and pushed aside the blinds. "We're going to have a whole other world dumped on us. Thankfully, this one isn't the contemporary fantasy world. Otherwise, we would have had a whole different set of objectives on our hands. Earth, as we know it, will be rocked to the core. I wish you all good luck."