Talk:Giant Slug/@comment-26115871-20151118015654

You and your friend are wading through the swamp when you notice a Giant Slug slowly crawling towards you. Since there's no way it can catch you, you pay it no heed as you keep conversing with your friend, and soon you've left it far behind. But as you keep walking, you're startled to find yourself becoming a bit. . . woozy. Maybe five minutes after last seeing the giant slug both of you collapse to the ground, too exhausted to move, and your friend suddenly gives an 'oh, fuck' before weakly reaching towards you and taking a dart out of your shoulder.

You black out, and when you start coming to you find your friend is making out with the giant slug rather passionately. Upon noticing that you're waking up your friend simply lifts up her butt and parts her legs, her offer. . . well, pretty obvious.

What Do You Do?