Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35030131-20180318012013

Alright, here goes my first WWYD!

You'd spent the last year and a half working as the manager at The Weresheep's Pillow, a low-class motel that saw most of its customers at night. Many mamono came with their husbands to spend a wild night away from the neighbors who'd certainly complain about the noise. Noise that you, of course, always heard.

All this lonely noctural work had you more than a little frustrated, so you eventually decided to quit your job and go find your happiness elsewhere. As days went by, you started having nightmares where you sat in a dark room with a locked door and heard the constant moans and gasps of a mamono without being able to open the door or take a peek. After a while, insomnia took a hold of you.

You asked your friends and family for advice, searched the internet, and even went to a doctor, but after three weeks, you still had to lay on your bed and stare at the ceiling until the sun came up. One day, you saw on a flyer that the local gym was offering a huge discount to single men on all of their services, one of which was yoga and meditation lessons. A last resort, why not give it a chance?

After explaining your motivation to the yoga instructor, a very gentle hakutaku, she smiled and told you to take a spot in the front of the class so she could monitor you more easily. The lesson began with a room full of mamono behind you, and you couldn't help but feel like they were paying more attention to you than the exercise. When the session ended, a very energetic hellhound who'd been right behind you the whole time came up to you and said with a wry grin:

"New guy, something wrong? You still look pretty tense. If yoga's not working for you, maybe a good workout will get you tired enough to catch some sleep. Wanna come with me to the lifting bench?"

WWYD? 