Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190421141603/@comment-29435884-20190421152634

"You're going to fix that window right?" That pulls them up short. (heh)

"Eh?!" splutters the loli Baphy, and expression of utter surprise spreading over her face.

"Yeah, I rent this place, and I want my bond back when the lease is up. So since you broke the window and all...."

"Ahem" The adult Baphy is equally confused by this turn of events, but has recovered quicker. "I think we're getting off topic here. Who do you prefer, mister? Me and my lucious bod or little miss jailbait over there?"

"You of course. I'm no pedo." The adult Baphy looks excstatic while the midget looks crushed. "Which is why shorty over there should pay for the glazier."

....and they're confused again.

"Now if you ladies will excuse me, it's 2.30 in the fucking morning and I'm going back to bed."

"Oh? want some company? Since you like my body so much and all"

"Sure, you can stay if you want, wouldn't expect much out of me right now, I'm beat. Oh and kiddo? Window. Don't forget."