User blog comment:VictressAgilis/Got Puns?/@comment-25575899-20151109001224

All right, here are a few I can think of.

If you can get over the warped wildlife and insanely aggressive monsters that are everywhere, Demon Realms are good places to have a party. Try it, you'll have a hell of a good time!

What did the arachne say to a human fighter that fell in her web? "Welp, I guess that's a wrap!"

After what happened in my bedroom last night, I can't say that succubi don't suck.

My girlfriend is a lamia. A sweet-heart for sure, but she's a little overprotective. She's so clingy she's practically suffocating me.

So I was walking on a path when a squadron of knights marched past me in a single file line, from tallest to shortest. I guess you could say they were "in Order."

When you're on a ship in the middle of a storm, it's time to get Kraken.

I went to Zipangu for a vacation and met this one girl while there who wore an unkempt kimono and could shoot lighting at will. I could say that her personality was electrifying. After a good three weeks, I have to go home. As she waved goodbye to me on the dock, I shouted to her "I'll be sure to Raiju!"

While it is pretty cool to be talking to a five-hundred year old countess who became a vampire, I can say that outside of formal conversation, she can be a little draining.

What should you never say to a minotaur? "Let me axe you a question!"

Not a monstergirl pun, but still stupid enough to be here. I was recently working for a holy man when I realized that he was paying me in counterfeit money. I guess you could say I was making a "false profit."