User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160428144753


 * suddenly an slightly larger and brighter colored loliraptor jumps out and puts herself between BTR and the rest of the pack. She snarls revealing that she still has a rather menacingly pointy dental structure.*

Alpha Raptor: Grrrrr... leave my friends alone!


 * BTR stops looks down at his needle, then looks back at her. He points the needle at her in a vaguely threatening gesture*

Alpha Raptor: grr?


 * He takes a step forward and she quickly loses her nerve and runs*

Alpha Raptor: WAAGH!!! I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES!!!


 * I quickly find myself with a pack of terrified loliraptors cowering behind me*

Me: Well at least they remember who their owner is... Ok girls, I'll protect you from the scary vet and his needles.


 * One of the loliraptors looks up at me sniffling*

Loliraptor: No shots?


 * I pat her head*

Me: No shots, now let's go back to your paddock. If you're good girls I'll get some cake that'll help you grow up big and strong.


 * The room immediately bursts into loud cheering as I try to heard a pack of excited raptor girls back to where they belong, somehow managing despite the alpha perched on my head and shoulders.*