Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-107.178.42.35-20150905185330/@comment-26492770-20151108215350

I point to her. "Excuse me, Ms. Ushi-Oni," I say in a casual tone, not bothered by her fearsome appearance, "do you know the way to the nearest town?" After looking me up and down, getting a good look at my body, the monster girl looks at me with great lust in her eyes. It was obvious she was far more interested in sex than giving me directions. I lower my hand and nod a bit. "Riiight... I'm going to run now."

"You're not going to get very far, little man," she responds confidently while starting to walk towards me. Ordinary spiders were already fast for insects so small, but a spider this big would definitely be faster than the average human.

It's a good thing I'm not the average human. As she's walking forward, I'm already walking backwards. "You wanna bet?" Those were the last words spoken between us before the epic chase scene begins.