Talk:March Hare/@comment-29602226-20170323161658/@comment-24026095-20170324213240

LOL. She'll be raping you all the way to the exit the MOMENT you say you want to fuck her. She'll say that's her foreplay. And she certainly won't leave your arm or cock while you're wandering around trying to find that damn exit. The only exit you'll see is your cock up her poop exit. And if you've tied her to a tree, like that meme joke about women who force you to cum inside them when they know you have money, your cock will be stuck inside her pussy as she cums and cums and cums until you're sore as fuck. It might be hard to run away bandy-legged if you can release yourself, or with your dick stuck inside a march hare's asshole when she's tied to a tree and screaming for more orgasms.

Or she might use Wonderland magic to check your state of mind and know you're a tricky bastard, and like the Faun, she will keep misleading you into Pandemonium, Demon Realms, and a vegetable garden with Couple's Fruits. The fruit will probably bond you to her and make you unable to live without drinking her nectar each night.