Talk:Amazoness/@comment-26241048-20150409211629/@comment-26627185-20150712053156

"Oh dear" I yelp as I beat feet out of there.

some time later

"Got you." Yells the lead Amazon as she hoists picks me up by the cape."Your gonna- Huh?!" She says confused as she removes the cape to reveal a straw dummy with a letter on its chest.

Dear Amazoness,

"It has come to my attention that a man in a cape has wronged you. I am not that man, though I hope you do find that man.( He seems like like quite the heathen) I must say that our time together was short and uncomfortabe( particulary the being chased through the woods part) I hope that this letter clears up misunderstandings and give us a chance to make up if we are to meet again."

Sincerely,

That guy you chased around all day