User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-30700719-20180218043420/@comment-29435884-20180218050410

Oh for fuck's sake, it's way too early in the morning for this. I narrow my eyes at the order dick and yell a fierce warcry "BOOP THE SNOOT!"

I then proceed to fly-kick that motherfucker in the face. As I grab my wife's hand and flee the room I hear a pained groan from behind me "urgh, don't tread on me with ya boot..." Okay we're on the street and....yep. Order everywhere. Nothing for it, into the forest! move! move! move!

After the misso and I succesfully (somehow) get the fuck outta dodge, we pause to take our breath under a large tree. "You know Rapture" My wife tells me "It's a hard life being a snek."