Talk:Houri/@comment-221.186.131.72-20151218150318/@comment-26115871-20151219054556

Uh, Totoro? It's a five-six sentence limit in the comment section for WWYD stuff. You're. . . a little bit over that.

ANYWAYS

As I sleepily sit up I ask the houri if I'm dreaming. "Can you do the pinching test?"

"'pinching test'?"

"You know, most people wake up from pain."

She promptly smashes her foot into my groin. As I lay on the ground in the fetal position, she politely sits next to me and gently informs me that I must not be dreaming. I accept her offer, mostly because I'm scared of what she might do if I refuse.