Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171031214824/@comment-28718853-20171228155444

Without a second thought, I jump right into the arms of the Ren Xiongmao. The Ghoul pouts and stomps away, and the Goblin auctioneer has a surprised look on her face. "That was quick," she says as the panda girl holds me in a soft hug. "I always liked my women with some fur," I mutter as I take in the aroma of sweet lilac.

The Ren grins and says, "Well sweetie, looks like you made the right choice, my name is Nuan Kwan. Yours?"

"West," I answer as I gently pull away from her hug. Nuan giggles and says, "That's a direction silly! What's your actual name?"

A smile moves onto my face and I reply, "My name actually is West. West Wheeler."

Nuan just stares at me stunned, and the Goblin's face is tomato red as she struggles to hold back a laugh. I stare into Nuan's dreamy eyes and ask, "Well Nuan, aren't you going to take your new husband to your home?"

Nuan shakes some sense into herself and she replies, "Yes, yes of course! Come along new husband, you're looking at a bright life with me!"

She takes my hand and walks me off the stage. From behind I can hear the Goblin announce, "Alright, onto the next man!"

We traveled down the road for a few miles until we came upon a nice large house. Nuan turned to me and said, "This is my house, please come in."

I nod and follow her into the building where I'm greeted with the mouthwatering smell of roast turkey. When we eat at the dinner table I tell my new wife, "This is a nice place. What do you do for a living?"

Nuan smiles at me and replies, "First, thank you. Second, I'm a dance choreographer for a music studio."

"So you lead people in dancing? Sounds nice," I compliment. Nuan rises from her chair and says, "Yup, it's a really enjoyable part of my career. I can show you some of my moves if you'd like."

I raise my hands and shake my head saying, "No, that's quite alright."

Nuan's beaming expression doesn't waver and she says, "Come on, for five minutes at least? I really want you to see it!"

Her excited and eager nature gets to me, so I sigh and respond, "Oh alright, let's see what you got!"

"Thank you!" Nuan cheers as she skips over to a stereo system and turns it on. Cheerful salsa music begins to play and she begins to dance smoothly to the beat, leaving me nothing short of impressed. At one point I'm nodding my head to the beat and Nuan walks over to me. She grabs my arms and pulls, trying to get me to join her.

"No no, it's okay! I'm not that great at dancing!" I say, but she doesn't buy it and continues to pull. Finally, I surrender and stand. I try to dance, but as Nuan could see, my experience of the full-motion art form is that of a complete novice, and that my "dancing" could be equated to flailing my limbs about like a flopping fish.

Nuan laughs at my attempt for a moment until she locks her hands with mine and tells me, "Let's try something a little more your speed."

As if on cue, a slow, romantic song comes on and we're moving about like attendees at a wedding after party. I did my best to follow along though there were some occasional slip ups.

About an hour later, we're heading up the staircase laughing and chatting. "You did great!" she tells me. "I don't think I did," I say, earning me a smack on the shoulder. "Don't fret, you'll get better!" she says as we approach a door and she opens it.

Inside was a large purple bed. On the opposite side was a dresser, a circular mirror, and a makeup kit. Towards the back of the room was a window showing the plains shrouded in the darkness of night.

Nuan motions to the bed and says, "Lay on that sweetie."

I nod and climb onto the bed facing her. "Now what?" I ask. A sultry smile crosses Nuan's face and she asks, "Are you being dense right now?"

My eyes go wide as I witness her take off her top and throw it aside. It was then that I figured out what was coming next. She crept onto the bed and crawled toward me. Once she was on top of me, she locked me into a deep, passionate kiss and I could feel one of her hands undoing my zipper.

This is it, this is my new life, and hot damn am I going to love it!