User blog:Flamebiplane/Nope Industries

Hi there, the lot of you may recognize me from a few weeks ago, but I would like to tell you a bit about the company I work at: Nope Industries.

What are we? Well, we are a company that is dedicated to keeping you safe from monsters when you're just not feeling it. We have a massive array of gadgets that can help you escape from needy mamono including but not limited to Nope Grappling Hooks, Nope Teleporters, Nope Speed Shoes, and our most popular item, Nope Jetpacks.

So if you're worried about getting captured by a Dryad in the forest, or getting pounced by a Hellhound while exploring a volcano, come on down to Nope Industries and we'll hook you up with some of our high-quality gadgets.

Nope Industries, for when you just want to nope out of there.