Talk:March Hare/@comment-29602226-20170323161658

Mmmm... we are all doing it wrong. If we want to get rid of a March Hare we need to use her own lustful mind against her...

If you meet a March Hare, don't try to say non-lustful stuff... you should tell her something like: "Hey, slutty bunny, I have the kinkiest idea, and I need your help; bring me some Alraune's Nectar, age and gender changing cakes, manacles, a leash, a  whip, candles, a folding bed, and I will fill all your hole with my hot cum in front of all your envious friends... hurry, I will wait for you here while thinking lustful stuff to get in the mood!"

And run away when she goes to seek the stuff (which she probably can find in any Wonderland shop, so don't dally and get your ass away so soon as she is far enough).