Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24026095-20170418003248/@comment-31594143-20170430193725

(actually, in dead rising 3 there are 2 weapons youd like: the super massager, and the lust cannon)

Me: *takes out sabre shot* "ooooooh we got a fistey one here, but look now, your dead!"


 * EVERYTHING goes into slow motion as I pull the trigger