Talk:Centaur/@comment-109.146.65.248-20150831204653/@comment-68.233.149.2-20151025051843

Before I could relay an answer, she picks me up, places me on her back and rides off as quickly as possible.

I mumble to myself as she rides towards the apartment we live in. When we arrived I leaped of and dashed as fast as I could to the door, but she was faster, tackled me and carried me to her room. "HOW DARE YOU RIDE ME!!" She shouted incredulously, making me roll my eyes. "WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!" "We are husband and wife, yada yada yada, can we get this over with I got a job interview tomorrow."

She blushed red, growled and raped me, but I still got the job.