Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190417132101/@comment-38232361-20190707064051

A centaur stalks a deer through the forest, masking her hoofbeats with her prey's. As soon as it reaches a clearing and stops, she takes aim with her bow and..

"HOOT! HOOT!"

Completely missed it, scaring it away. She yells in frustration as she misses shot after shot, then turns to the source of the obnoxious hooting.

"Quiet!"

"Who?"

"YOU! I would have shot it if it wasn't for..."

"Who?"

"Y- why am I arguing with a damn bird?"

She shakes her head and notches another arrow before hitting the branch the owl was perched on before flying away.

"HOLD STILL!"

(New PFP: an angry Scrooge Mcduck at his desk)