Talk:Amazoness/@comment-139.55.9.124-20190605090158

You are an brash and brave explorer along with 3 members. One is an nerd, one is shy and awkward and the other is an rude, arrogant, stuck up, snotty, self-absorb, selfish, perverted, sexist pig. You and your crew are wandering in the Amazoness territory until you and your crew get caught by the Amazonesses and they took you to their village. Everything is so peaceful and unusual as an human town. One of the Amazoness explains her village, two of your crew members ridicule their values, their inability to play basketball, even their comedy. The Amazonesses took you and your crew to their queen. You and your crew have been tied up and the queen starts to decide your fates. The Amazoness Queen says, “I sentence all of you to death by snu snu.” You were excited, but surprised. You asked the Queen what happened to the other men who wandered here and the Queen answered, “crushed pelvises.” Two of your crew are excited but horrified at the same time, the shy one whimpered, “no please! I am too delicate for snu snu.” The rude crew member says, “what are you? Gay?” The Queen announced that the nerd will be snu snued with the delicate ones, the rude one will be snu snued with the big and muscular ones, the shy one will be snu snued with the most beautiful ones and you, the most handsome and most respected will be snu snued with the delicate ones, the big and muscular ones, the most beautiful ones and even the queen herself.

What would you do?