Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25808351-20200326185554/@comment-28358106-20200405041846

"Then that, love, is your problem. You would be shocked at what a little wanton fornication can do for one."

Dorian pours himself more port, pointing a finger. "You said yourself that your standards aren't high? All the more reason!  Man does not live by bread alone.   Of course, that only accounts for someone who is alive.  Well, that is, er...no offense, of course.  Hum."

He takes a hefty drink, knowing he is in for it.