Talk:Houri/@comment-5426290-20150425111644

(*Live from the MGE Saturday Night-talk show*)

Hello, hello. I'm honored to come to this episode of Saturday chat, how are we all doing today folks?

I've had a great week, thank you. Great news, a new chick is in town and word goes around that she can force a certain kinda love on those poor lonely sods out there.

This cutie is a Houri and she's fresh from the Islamic faith, many stand in line to take his gal's eternally restoring virginity.

So get out your prayer mat and your willy, because this girl is dying for an explosion of love from one lucky guy.(>w0)/