Talk:Hellhound/@comment-116.203.202.94-20160705083500/@comment-167.61.104.9-20160706060156

I am a spirit uncorruptable by demonic energy and lacking any sexual drive. Plus I do not have a dick. So the fact that they want to rape me is... counter-productive. so I inform them of my condition (not that it needs clarification since I look like a gigant voodoo doll) and await their response.

Hellhound: "There's no way you don't have a dick!!!".

Me: "Why would I lie to you?? I am not masochistic and wouldn't make this scenario go any longer."

The group checks (and double-checks) if my statement is true. And it is. all them punch me in the gut once again and promptly leave. I laugh at myself. Soon their heads will be mounted in pikes by my associates.