Talk:Hakutaku/@comment-26376061-20160328233930/@comment-26376061-20160402042759

The Reptile King...what the fuck are you talking about? She's not gonna harm me or herself. In fact, she wrote, apparently after the time she last trimmed my hair: 'Master suggested we go to a barbershop next time he needs a trim...I would eat broken glass dipped in fire and lemon juice before I let anyone touch Master's hair. He could be hurt, possibly even bleed if they do a bad job...I wouldn't do that. I take care of Master...I am his maid...he must not be harmed, even if it's just a scratch. Because I love him, and he must be okay. Master is the only truly clean and pure thing in this world, and if he got soiled by something like a bloodstain...I WOULD HAVE NOTHING ELSE. EVERYTHING WOULD BE DIRTY. EVERYTHING WOULD BE DISGUSTING. MASTER IS THE ONE TRULY CLEAN THING, AND I CANNOT HAVE HIM DIRTIED.' YEAH...that last part was scribbled, written crudely, as if someone had snapped while writing, and poured their insanity into paper...OH DEAR GODS...SHE'S FUCKING INSANE...apparently, I must not be harmed, so, The Reptile King...I am safe.