Talk:Dragon/@comment-25601391-20141225174051/@comment-71.176.20.49-20150318065420

Me:'GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER' *stands there looking at her*

Dragon:is something wrong

Me:no I'm deciding which voice in my head I should listen to. Ones telling me to call the cops,The other is telling me to go to bed and deal with this in the morning, and the last one is telling me to bang your brains out till your a drooling mess and the more I look at you the more the last voice is starting to win

Dragon:so what are you gonna do

In ten seconds flat I take the dragon upstairs to the bathroom get her in the shower and commence banging her brains out that was an amazing Christmas