Talk:Dullahan/@comment-26115871-20151116174957/@comment-27049723-20151209230931

"Honey?"

"Zachy?"

I blush at the pet name, that's my wife alright.

I walk over and gently pick her up and turn her to where she's facing me.

"What happened to you?"

She looks down and blushes "I found some really cool armor and I couldn't wait to try it on and well, it fit perfectly accept it was a little loose around the neck, and I kinda lost my head or body in this case."

"And let me guess, it was cursed?" She nods as well as a disembodied head can. I sigh "Why didn't you wait and bring it to the town wizard so he could've checked for curses?" All she can do is look away in shame.

Her look of shame changes into one of surprise when she notices I'm hugging her. "Don't you hate me, I mean, I'm a monster now?"

I laugh at her assumption a little "Heh. No, you're my wife and I promised to love you through thick and thin, for better or for worse. Besides you haven't changed that much, you're still the beautiful, kind, loving woman I fell in love with, there's just some assembly required now, is all."

"Oh~ You~" she giggles and blushes, then her eyes bolt open "Wait! Where's my body?"

I pet the top of her head "Don't worry I saw her by the entrance, and I don't think she'd get to far without her head. Now let's find her and go home, and look on the bright side, this whole situation has given me a few new ideas for tonight."

We both laugh as we leave the dungeon, we find her body still looking(?) around for her head, I plop her head back on her body and go home to try out those ideas I'd mentioned.