Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190425015101/@comment-28718853-20190518180049

"Actually, I came here to marry the dragon! Our love life has been kept secret for so long and it's finally time to share it with the world!"

Story

"Could you throw this water balloon at that Banshee down there? She's been crying for a half hour and it's interfering with my beauty sleep!"