Talk:Alp/@comment-26570826-20150714175521/@comment-5426290-20150714225320

I jump up on the couch and pull my pants up with one hand while supporting myself on the backrest with the other hand. "Bro, BRO, what the fudge?" (O-O)/

He gives me a wink and jumps up to straddle my lap, it is now that I truly see his androgynousness. He whips his hair back, but his right eye still ends up getting covered by his hair. "Dude, I've been thinking.." \(=w=)

I push his chest back to keep ample space between my face and his. "You'd better stop thinking like that. My barn door doesn't swing that way and you have a chick." (0-0)/

I then feel a set of breasts rest on top of my head and the succubus's voice rings out. "Actually.. YOU have two chicks~ You turned my bae into a literal babe. Everytime we did it he moaned YOUR name.. You have to take responsibility and provide for us both now~" (=_=)/ ('o.o) \(OwO)