Talk:Goblin/@comment-31083470-20181010150840/@comment-29602226-20181109203326

Presenting Goblin-san from Goblin Is Very Strong:

Goblin-san: Well, hero, are you going to try to beat me?

Goblin Slayer: No. Because you are not a goblin.

Goblin-san:...?

Goblin-san: What are you saying? Of course I am a goblin!

Goblin Slayer: No you aren't.

Goblin-san: Yes I am!

Goblin Slayer: No. You are like, some sort of green skinned gnome or halfling...

Goblin-san: Uh... that's how female goblins look like... haven't you ever seen a female goblin?!

Goblin Slayer: There aren't female goblins.

Goblin-san: Ah! Where do goblin babies come from, then?!

Goblin Slayer: Goblins kidnap and rape other races' women.

Goblin-san: Hey! That's racist!

Goblin Slayer: It's the truth. Everybody knows it...

Goblin-san: Do you have any proof?

Goblin Slayer: Come with me...


 * Three days later...*

Goblin-san: *On top of a mountain of dead goblins* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I WILL KILL EVERY ONE OF THESE VERMIN MYSELF!!!

Goblin Slayer: See? I told you, you aren't a goblin...

Goblin-san: I AM A GOBLIN!!! THESE BASTARDS AREN'T REAL GOBLINS!!!!

Goblin Slayer: Whatever.