Talk:Vampire/@comment-44594681-20191205063937/@comment-37028137-20191205205006

Hello Dusk, might I be the first (and ahem only) Time Lord Ambassador to welcome you to this little community of ours on behalf of the High Council of Time Lords.

Please take a brochure and follow the burning sigils towards the 'Nine Circles of Hell Welcome Barbeque' it's down the hall from the Ironic Faustian Punishment Division and next to the small guillotine in the corner.

Cheers,

The Weary TimeLord.