Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20200204083624

You are a (roll for waifu) and of fairly high standing. You walking about the town one day, when you see a dark elf waving a sign about in front of a gigantic tent.

{Slaves, caught from Order Lands, surplus!}

The sign is decorated with chains and shackles. You enter the tent to discover a plethora of monsters, all of fairly high standing, as well as almost a hundred men. The monsters outnumber the men, who sit in large cages, with the current man standing shackled to an upside down cross, legs spread, and buck naked.

You observe the men, all fairly well muscled, with attractive features.

Scanning the crowd, your heart stops. The perfect one is in the cages. He feels like your soulmate. However, you see many of the others eyeing him up too.

He looks to be in your price range, WWYD? 