Talk:Mermaid/@comment-25095137-20140818233003/@comment-25035274-20141023125349

Marmalade.

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I mean Mermaid. If a woman's gonna have legs, they need to be proper legs what can walk. If she's gonna have a tail, it needs to be a proper tail what does...tail-ish things. Combining the two into something that's less useful than either alone is just...silly.