Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28568547-20160729171345/@comment-26376061-20160729180446

"Hmm...my probability detector just detected something...weird. a 50% probability of there being a teacup and a 50% probability of there not being a teacup...just changed into a 100% probability of there being a teacup...someone collapsed an item in quantum superposition...at will...that's impossible..." I pull out my superposition generator, setting it to "detect" mode. I detect an impossibility. Something that is alive and dead. Not undead. Simultaneously alive and dead. Having a heartbeat, bioelectricity readings, breathing, and simultaneously doing none of those things, all at once.