Talk:Elf/@comment-26115871-20151116203315

Your neighbor is a farmer who farms not-so-ordinary crops, mainly mandragora, and he tends to forget to warn you when he's about to uproot one. One day you are in the nearby forest hunting when you and an elf get into an argument over which one of you gets the deer (the two of you shot the deer at the same time). The argument is about to turn to just shouting at each other when you hear the scream of a mandragora. When it wears off enough for you to regain control you and the elf have taken each other's virginity - and that look of shock and horror on her face tells you she's quite clearly aware of that.

Your neighbor is the one the elves (correctly) blame and they give him hell for it. But about five months after the incident you find a very familiar elf visiting you, fidgeting in place as she fumbles around with words. While it's clear she can't find the words, what she needs to tell you is very easy to figure out: there are wet spots in her clothes where her breasts are, and she's been forced to keep her top open in front because it won't contain the large bulge in her tummy otherwise.

What Do You Do?