Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20200115011711/@comment-29435884-20200115112049

"Nonono, we were just looking around!"

"Looking around?"

"Looking around!"

"Corrupting my soul?"

"Corrupting your soul?"

"Were you?"

"no?"

"Good. That'd be bad."

"How bad?"

"I'd have to kill you both."

"That's bad."

"Mmhmm."

At this point Nefytiri (My long suffering and history obsessed companion) decides to cut in.

"If I could get a word in *urk!*"

"Shut up you!" Snaps the Pharaoh as the snake squeezes my already purple friend even more purple.

"So tell me, boy. What were you really doing?"

"What was I doing?"

"Don't tell me you're going to sta-*urk*"

The pharaoh stares right into my eyes and suddenly, no matter what I try to say, I'm compelled to tell the truth.

"Sorry ma'am Nefytiri and I were just looking around ma'am she's really into history ma'am and I came along because I love her but have never had the guts to just tell her ma'am."

"Hmph. honest. Well as luck would have it I need an archaeology team. I believe you two to be perfect for the role. Wouldn't you agree Nefytiri?" *urk!*