Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-69.204.58.88-20150923145348

Once upon a time,

KC woke up after a hard night of monster girl shenanigans. We won't go into specifics but let's just say it involved a 9-tailed Inari, 8 maids, a ham sandwich, and copius amounts of Wonderland "sundries".

He decided that day, after gently prying the Inari's hands off him, that today would be the day. Today, he would push the envelope and do what no man/woman/mamono had ever done before!

TODAY! He would make an egg sexy.

Then the Inari woke up and everything became a big orgy. The Demon Lord looked on from afar, and cried a single tear of joy for KC's artistic brillance....the moment passed as soon as it came, and she got back to having mid-air sex with her husbando.

AND THEN THEY FUCKED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.


 * crow voice* THE! END!

(....I'm sorry....)