Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170403133840

You were an accomplished thief, stealing valuables and becoming rich, the way you did it kept the world knowing little to none about you. One day, you are approached by three men who claim to know who you are. They promise not to turn you in and will reward you if you can do a task for them.

They tell you that a woman has constantly given them wedgies and stolen their underwear. "This is the fifth time this week it's happened to us," one of them whines as he tugs on his pants. They don't give you an exact amount, but they boast that it will be, "Lots of gold, more than you've ever accumulated in your life."

Nightfall comes, and you infiltrate the designated home that supposedly houses the woman, a castle. You sneak through the halls and corridors, noting all kinds of valuables, till you come to a massive room with what you presume to be the men's undergarments, hanging from a wall on the opposite end of the room.

You're about to make a move when you hear a knocking coming from the doorway. You turn and see a woman standing there. She has punkish red hair and is wearing a tank top, a black pair of sweatpants, and a pair of socks. You also notice a pair of fangs on her. She's a vampire, but definitely not of the noble kind.

Her arms are folded and she gives you a casual, "Sup?"

WWYD? 