Thread:Flamebiplane/@comment-28718853-20171204222456/@comment-25808351-20171224225112

Samia and Eva are easy. To upset Samia you need to talk shit on her boobs or hair. Eva, wear my muddy boots in the house. Instant scolding. But to make them happy is easy. All I need to do is give them a box of chocolates, a glass, sit them down in front of a fireplace and smooch with them for a little while.

Cyndwella is difficult. Because she's crazy, anything could set her off! I look at her funny, I say "shit" in front of the baby, I fart loud enough she hears it, I don't take the trash out! Anything could upset Cyndy. But at the same time Cynd maybe perfectly ok. She unpredictable.

However, if i piss her off, all I need to is get her a bottle of gin, some pretty flowers and give her a shoulder massage.