Talk:Mindflayer/@comment-26380985-20160111210307/@comment-28262756-20160519010308

I go to the front gates and tell the watchman that his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. The entire fighting force comes out to slay me for such a horrible insult. I then form a link between their minds and let them see the entirety of space and time in one second, frying their brains. They all fall to the ground phantom-menace-style and i take the city.