Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27950421-20181121020711/@comment-37629772-20181224082316

"No, they have turned their backs on the chief god and have put their faith in a false deity. The only way for them to be redeemed, is to have their heads put to the chopping block"

Dark Elf

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to DIMENSION DATING. Today, our fine guest will be a Dark Elf who's looking for a pet. We heard that you like bad boys and training them into good boys, so we got the baddest boy we could find. Coming from the Iron legion and wielding a mighty mace and chain, he hits like a truck, lives up to his name and fights like a rabid dog. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome THE CONQUEROR!!! Now we know your excited about this but for legal reasons we do have to tell you his criminal record first. Now his crimes include but are not limited to *INHALE* theft,horsetheft,kidnapping,holdinghostageforramson,murder,attemptedmurder,arson,treason,homicide,genocide,manslaughter,regicide and finally..........littering. So, misses, you still wanna give it a shot?