Talk:Shirohebi/@comment-27303410-20170617024629/@comment-29435884-20170622005845

"You've got the wrong 'hebi mate, this here is....er....Yuna! yeah, Yuna. She's an exchange student. Just came from Zipangu." The man doesn't seem to be buying my bullshit for a second, and gives me a blank stare. "I've been chasing this one from the other side of town" He tells me "so don't you start with that wrong snake line, buddy."

The shirohebi, who's name is actually Aoi is making headshaking motions behind me. I still don't know what all this is about but I'll give her the benifit of the doubt. "You got it wrong mate" I tell the man "This is Yuna, she just got of the plane this morning. I'm giving her a guided tour of the city." "eh? but thats...." The man begins, before I cut him off with "That's what? you've got the wrong 'hebi. What's the matter mate? You saying all shirohebi look the same? Are you profiling?

The man is looking more and more awkward, so I decide to wrap things up before he can collect himself. "Come on....Yuna" I tell Aoi "let's get out of here, forget this racist dickhead" The man stutters and blushes before sullenly apologising and walking away.

As soon as he's out of sight we both crack up laughing. "pfft I can't believe that actually worked!" "hahaha did you see his face?" I turn to Aoi and grin "Now that's over with, you wanna hit up a pub? It's the next stop on your guided tour." And with that, off we trot, hand in hand.