User blog:Ronchellster/WYD Answer - Shirohebi.

With broken legs, I, with difficulty, I go to the statue where the objects and with the sword I quickly heal my legs.

- That's what I call intensive care ... Ok, wasn't as funny as I expected.

- Darling!!! - The Shirohebi called me. - Is everything okay down there?

- This woman is worse than leech, does not get off my back.

In began I took her to travel with me because ... well she is beautiful, and an excellent cook and that bust, but what is good short-lived and it became more a nuisance. It is much like having a snake stuck in his arm all the time, the difference is that on top of speech.

If I had taken her to bed I would have no escape. That's when I remembered the second item, the book, which made me have a great idea. Unable to get a grin from my face I use an illusion spell and do the shirohebi think you're talking to me and the way she talks'll be up there for a while.

Three days later I get to the house of my sister who welcomes me with open arms.

- Hi! Onii-chan - she says cheerfully.

- Hi! Shorty. - Reply with a wry smile. - Get the book you wanted.

She grabs the book like a child behind christmas gift. In fact, because her height, no one would not doubt that was the case.

- I had to use the book once or twice, I hope you do not mind.

- No problem, onii-chan. - She looks at the corners as if searching for something. - Where is your girlfriend?

She asked the Shirohebi, as I did not want to disappoint my sister, although I invented something about her having decided to stay in a convent because wanted to become a nun. I think she believed.

My sweet little sister offered me a lunch, but I had to refuse. I clearly have to take advantage of the fact that the Shirohebi still wasn't looking for me and run far away as possible.

The docks I met an old acquaintance of mine who had a very fast boat. We were ready to set sail when he said.

- The buttocks of the creator, what's going on there?

I had something dropping lots of water as if it were another boat, but the point is that it was not a boat, it was too small. I grab the telescope and focus on what is coming and give face to face with my "girlfriend" Angry coming our way. My face must have been white as a sheet of paper.

- Do you have to send us away very quickly, before my girlfriend take us? - I ask the old man.

- Is playing? It was to escape my ex-wife I made that boat.

Said that he took us far away with my girlfriend almost behind. The old man was very calm while I was nervous as well ... I was nervous.

Days later we got on a shore near the Himalayas. The shirohebi can not pursue us as we were near the extreme cold, of course later I packed some problems with a Wendigo, but that story is for another day.