User blog comment:The Reptile King/ASK REP AND/OR REPS HAREM ABOUT STUFF AND MAYBE GET ANSWERS FOR THE QUESTIONS YOU JUST ASKED!!!! (BECAUSE BANDWAGON!!!!)/@comment-24464674-20200724070327

A peculiar-looking person approaches, having the general air of someone who has spent entirely too long cooped up in a library and doesn't quite understand why he isn't still in one. More disturbingly, he's very clearly the kind of person who utterly lacks any sense of self-preservation, and who doesn't really care that their curiosity will probably get themselves and an unknown number of other people killed one day.

Probably the sort of schmuck who tries to investigate an ancient artifact locked away by an ancient empire without pausing to consider why they'd seal it away because he's too curious about what it is and how it works.

"So, I've taken a look at Monster Review Girl Videos's bit about your Reptile King-liness, and it mentioned that you're rather fond of children. If that's the case, what is your opinion on how the violence-inducing nature of your Reptilian Energy is likely responsible for a disproportionate number of children being orphaned (or outright killed and possibly eaten) than can be found elsewhere in the world? Before, obviously, considering the underaged bystanders that would be caught in the fallout of your various actions to spread chaos?"