Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-109.159.164.18-20150821091205/@comment-26376061-20150821105441

"Oh my...you actually said that...I know that I should be running,but you actually said that you wanted ME? I must say...you have great taste in men." I say,turning around in my seat at the counter,I order my usual: A mix of wine,sake,beer,vodka,and a lot of coffee,that'll get you drunk FAST,and it actually tastes good. "Oh god,you are actually going to drink wine mixed with several other drinks AND COFFEE,I'm going to get out of the splash zone,you're going to explode and I don't want to get covered in blood." she says,showing that the Oni actually had a sense of humor. We start to chat,and we seem to hit it off immediately. We get drunk,and she starts to drag me to her home,me being too drunk to do much other than blink, we reached the bedroom,and she climbed on top,her vagina already swallowing my penis.