Talk:Salamander/@comment-28935784-20150202190402/@comment-28935784-20150202201629

- Le me playing video games

- Salamander bursts in and grabs my waist from behind

'Aaaah!' I shriek. My character falls off a cliff and dies. I'm mad.

Salamander: I LOVE YOU CUTIE! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! We're all that matters, so stop cheating on me with that thing running around on your whatsit!

Me: Half-flattered and aroused because she shoved her hand in my PJs, and half-furious because I almost finished that level ...

Life's good.