Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180204013703/@comment-33246575-20180204050455

Welp... this is a predicament. There is no way I am going to let her freeze in the cold. so I pulled her inside and dragged her to the couch. I couldn't lift her onto the couch so I pulled the blanket off and put them on her. I then head back to sleep.

Next morning, I woke up to see the blue oni on top of me, still sleeping.

"Uh.."

"AAAAAAAHH!" The Blue Oni wakes up with a jolt and started to panic for a few second before looking down on me and smiled. "Oh good morning, are we in your house?"

"Yeah" I responded. Then I noticed that she is naked. "You didn't..." She was confused at first before she realized what I meant. "OH SHIT... NONONONO! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! I JUST LIKE TO SLEEP IN THE NUDE!" She shouted, the blue in her face deepening. "Though, now that you're awake, maybe we could-" She was interrupted by the sound of the front door opening. "Who is that?" She asked.

"That would be my girlfriend. She is a Shirohebi." Her eyes shrank at the prospect of a Shirohebi slithering in on us in a compromising position. She tries to get up but was too late as my girlfriend can be heard coming up to the door.

"Sweetie, I know you just woke up, but I really want to talk to you about moving into your hou-" My girlfriend stops as she see the Blue Oni standing in the middle on my room and me still laying in my bed. Her eyes begins to twitch. "What are you doing in my Sweetie's room?" She demanded from the Oni." "I promise you I wasn't trying to do anything to him" The oni said, defensively. This was not enough for my girlfriend as she coiled her tail around the oni and toss her out the room. "Leave before I call the police" the shirohebi growled. The Oni promptly ran out, not bothering to pick up her clothes.

My girlfriends turn to me, clearly seeing that I am defenseless. "You swear that you didn't do anything?" She asked, with anger in her eyes. I swallowed. "Y-yes, I swear it, I would never betray you, I was just trying to help her out of the cold last night and I just went to sleep. I promise that wasn't intentional." I tried my best to explain. The anger quickly subsides in my girlfriend. " I believe you, you've always been so good and faithful to me. But-" She coils around my leg. "She still tainted you with her presence, so I must purify you" She said as blue flame gathered in her hand.

Welp... at least I still get to keep my girlfriend.