Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-24.4.84.210-20150113045443

You are a man married to a really possessive shirohebi. You are usually stressed about what she makes you go through but you love her anyway. Today you managed to sneak out into the bar without her knowin,  and you have a fun time. That is until you blacked out. The next day you wake up in your bathroom lying down on the bath tub with someone on top of you. You then realize that it's your old friend that's blue oni. She's still asleep, but you find out she's naked. 5 seconds later, you realize you're naked.

The bathroomdoor kknocks suddenly and the voice of your wife asks, "Honey, are you in there?"

What do ya do?