User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160511211541


 * The Baphomet glares at Nezon for a moment*

Baphy: SHUT UP!!! I DON'T TAKE ORDER FROM SOME SLUDGE BALL!!!


 * The Baphomet starts banging on the door with her scythe*

(Meanwhile inside the hyperbolic time chamber)


 * I stand before the raptors on yet another day of training*

Me: Alright, now that you girls have gotten the basics of a ninjas style of hand to hand combat, I'm going to teach you some other styles.


 * This earns me a chorus of chears from the raptor girls*

Me: The first style I'm goung to teach you is Muay Thai. This is for two reasons. First is the fact that the basic style of hand to hand that most of your opponents will know is straight boxing and Muay Thai is a reliable counter for that. The second is to get you less dependent on your claws. While useful over depending on any one tool or skill can end up being just as much of weakness. Muay Thai is unique in that it primarily uses knee and elbow strikes where as most fighting styles avoid them and such strikes are illegal in most tournaments.


 * A raptor raises a claw*

Raptor: Why?


 * the kunoichi answers before I do, showing no emotion as she does*

Kunoichi: because if done incorrectly you could accidentally kill your opponent.


 * the alpha raptor raises her hand*

Alpha Raptor: Then why does Muay Thai use them?


 * this time I answer with far more enthusiasm than should be used for this subject*

Me: Because if you do it right you could intentionally kill your opponent! Now who wants to go first.


 * all of the raptors claws shoot up*