Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20170414150055/@comment-28358106-20170504013204

Fantastic. Got home an hour ago, happily went about my business, cheerfully went outside to fix an aluminum awning, climbed the ladder to nail it up, casually grabbed the edge of the metal that wasn't rolled even though I believed it was, and sliced the gobsmacking bejeezus out of my fingers. Bled everywhere. Clothes, carpet, bed. I practically baptised my house in little blood sprinkles.

I'm okay though. It was deep, but not deep enough for stitches. It's super glued shut and mending.