Talk:Merrow/@comment-28958395-20170127001751

You're on the beach with your girl, and the two of you decide to do some freaky stuff in a large hole you found near the shore. The view is obstructed by rocks so people won't accidentally see you guys. You're going at it for about two minutes when you here angered grumbling. You look to see a merrow trying to watch you bone, and complaining that she can't see anything. WWYD?