Talk:Apophis/@comment-26017717-20150501144348/@comment-26219553-20150503152355

Shit, shit, shit, gotta fap, gotta fuck, gotta- WAIT. IDEA.

Wrestling for every second of self-control I keep, I tear my pack open and retrieve the bottle of Doppelganger Medicine I got as a reward off that witch who I helped find a husband for. Well, I say "helped find a husband for", but it was more like "clubbed a guy over the head and dragged him back to her cottage because it was him or me and I ain't no damned lolicon".

And I say I got the medicine as a "reward" when it was more like "pinched the first thing I could find after she dragged her new husband into the bedroom and ran".

Anyways, I chug the bottle down and break up into 4 equally-horny copies of myself.

Task Force Serraxas, we have two tangoes at 9 and 3 o' clock, deploy two men per target! Make me proud, boys! HOOAAH!

By the time I pull myself together, both of the girls are lying insensate on the ground, dazed, yet happy. Mission accomplished, men. Now, commence Operation How To Talk My Way Out Of This Without Forming A Harem, 'cause I sure as shit ain't robbing that witch for more medicine again and Shiro ain't the polygamous type.