Talk:Dragon/@comment-4407082-20161223181834

You are camping near a mountain and suddenly a Dragon comes down crashing in the floor.

She approach you slowly with an angry face, then stops, blush a little but and asks you "All the monsters herr laugh at me because Im single and I just got tired of beating them up daily..... Can I princess carry you around the mountain so they believe I gave a boyfriend and shut up? Here..... I will give you 10 bars of gold if you agree. But you have to pretend to be very happy and to love being princess carried by me, deal?"

WWYD