Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-27013779-20160117174327/@comment-27049723-20160117175513

Since I'm such a smart ass, I imagine I'd be pretty annoying to them, cause they'd tie me up, whip me and my response would be:

"Could you aim a little higher? I've had an itch that's been killing me all day."

"You call that a whipping? I've seen milkshakes with a better top whipping- I mean whipped topping them."

Etc.

(But I'd still kinda enjoy it, cause I've developed a thing for dark elves, not specifically these dark elves, but dark elves/drow in general.)