Talk:Alice/@comment-71.204.143.29-20141218020914/@comment-26115871-20150425223024

I'm a bit confused until I suddenly realize she has a little plate next to her with a note that says 'eat me' on it. When I turn the note over I find directions for making a very unusual kind of cake. . . and raging mushrooms appear to be the main ingredient.

Anyways, seeing that we're drawing a LOT of attention because SOMEONE doesn't understand the concept of subtlety, I tell the girl to put her clothes back on. As the dejected girl does so I slip a hand into my pocket and grab out a note I had pre-written, consisting of my address, and I whisper that I'll see her there.

Oh and by the way, (I don't have aloli fetish, but I do really like naked lolis if I find them appealing.) you're in denial, buddy.