Talk:Dark Priest/@comment-26948680-20160111215220/@comment-27049723-20160111230150

"No WAIT!" but it was too late, she had left. I chased her, but by the time I find her she's already tugging on her sister's robe. I put my head in my hands as I hear her ask "Hey Sis. What does *?$^%* mean?" My friend's back immediately straughtens at the word and she asks "W-Where did you learn that word?" Her sister points to me, "From him."

I look up out of my hands and I'm surprised to see my friend calmly shooing her sister away say "The grown ups need to talk for a little while." She then flashes me a look of pure anger and motions for me to follow her, not wanting to incur anymore rage from her I comply.

She leads me into a closet and proceeds to scold me and after a few good minutes asks me "What do you have to say for yourself?"

"I'm sorry." I respond "I was helping your family move and I stubbed my toe and it just sorta slipped." She only raises an eyebrow. "Listen, I know that doesn't sound like a good excuse, so I'll do anything to make it up to you."

Both of her eyebrows go up "Anything?" she asks in a tone I'm not immediately a fan of. Upon hearing her ask that, I immediately think "Ohhh, I see where this is going."

"Yes, anything." I confirm for her. Immediately she pulls me into a kiss, hooking a leg around me. "Yep. Saw this coming." I internally monologue. I let her as she pleases and eventually we move from first base to a home run, and end up leaving the closet almost an hour later completely exhausted. Remembering something that happened over that hour, I bring it up while we're making ourselves presentable in the bathroom together. "Hey, uh, while we were in there... did I hear you say &$($^ ?" I ask her.

Her back suddenly straightens and she looks at me nervously "N-N-No I didn't."

"No, I'm certain I heard you say, 'Stick your &&*^ in my %*&%$, and $&%^ me like a &(&*! Cover me in your *&* and make me yours!" I continue to mock and tease her.

"I couldn't help it! It slipped out!" She immediately covers her mouth, realizing she's using the same excuse I used. We both burst into laughter over the situation and leave the bathroom.

With the moving finished I say my goodbyes to the family and I then say goodbye to my friend, who in response, gives me a rather chaste kiss on the cheek and says "Please, come over anytime you'd like." I smile at her and say "Sure."

Sure enough I'm back there the next day, and the next, etc. until one day I finally propose to her. She's now living with me and I've noticed she seems to get a touch looser with her language when she thinks I'm not around.