Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-73.22.96.146-20190626035733

"How 'bout I tell you about my lord and savior the Standing up god, come in!" I sweep them into my house and proceed to force feed them the most boring, non sex related, long and drown out speec in the history of everything, all pulled straight from my ass. After their brain turns to mush (Back demon), I tell them to come back any time for the long version and shove them out the door.