Talk:Baphomet/@comment-66.87.148.189-20150122185537/@comment-25035274-20150122225046

I tell them all about this great guy I know named Flod. I give them his address and tell them he loves it when rowdy midgets show up at his house; the rowdier, the better. I remind them to bring lots of alcohol.

Once they've gone to harass Flod for a while, I start to walk off the other day, only to trip over a sleeping Ogre. She wakes up and drags me, kicking and screaming, into the woods and I am never heard from again.

Three weeks later I am heard from again. I show up in town beaten and bruised, and oddly regretting sending a bunch of drunk midgets to his house.