Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20200224133821

You’re the titular regular, if not pretty rich, human male from here:

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:959086

You’ve recently gotten pretty famous for whatever reason, be it your family’s fairly high standing (CEOs of Monster Motors and Demon Realm Delights Confectionery as mom and dad respectively), or something stupid you did with your friends. The paparazzi have recently been turning up to your penthouse apartment, asking questions and disturbing your time better spent gaming or doing something stupid.

You’re in said penthouse, on the latest Limited-Edition Super Succuboy 64 console playing with the other four idiots. (Your only friends.)

The smart guy. Can’t fight for shit, but reliable and has police on speed-dial if things get hairy. Very good at dodging, and talks his way out of pretty much anything. Still a fucking coward.

The buff guy. Fights for fun. Lives in a rough part of town, and gained skills from walking out to get groceries until he started living with you. Not he acts as group muscle. Sort of dull, but he means well.

The stoner guy. Brings a bowl every time you all meet up. Also fights, not as well as tough guy, also not as smart as smart guy, but he uses underhand tactics like pocket sand and contact high. A little bit of both smart and buff guy, but with some of that personality only someone constantly high can achieve.

The short guy. Very funny, relatable guy. Has contacts so he could bring backup if needed. Talks like smart guy without the smart. Pretty sure he’s got a criminal record. 4’9, so he can’t fight for shit but he was born with a stealth bonus.

The paparazzi have been disturbing your procrastination time for a few weeks now, appearing almost every other day to pester you without fail. They’ve been getting bolder now, and last time it took huff guy to shove a grand total of three humans, a Satyros, a Kephri, and a Jorogumo from your apartment. And they’ve appeared again.

A bunch of (insert mamono) with cameras and notepads start banging the door again. Hot glue and duct tape won’t hold the hinges forever, so.

WWYD?

(Name the four anything you want.) 