Talk:Gazer/@comment-26115871-20151116235233

You recently moved to a new house that was nearly free. No one will explain why it's so cheap - the house is actually very well made and well kept. You've just finished packing when someone knocks on the door. You look outside to see it's a gazer, and in a blind panic you lock the door. While you're hoping she'll go away, to your surprise she suddenly talks loudly to you. "Hey uh . . . I-I heard that you're my new neighbor . . . I-I made you a cake. You know, a-a sort of . . . housewarming gift."

A glance out the window confirms that she is indeed holding a cake.

What Do You Do?