Talk:Familiar/@comment-26115871-20151116223041

You live next to a recently turned witch who one day knocks on your door with a huge blush on her face. It's not unusual for her to do this whenever she's got a problem, and you politely ask what happened. "Well uh, I just learned the spell for summoning familiars and uh . . . I-I think I used too much -"

The two of you are startled when a purple blur zips past you into your house and immediately begins ransacking the place. "Ohmygod-I'msodamnhyper-whatdoyouwantmetodoSOMETHINGSHINY!"

With that the familiar leaves and heads right back to the witch's house, leaving your living room an utter mess.

". . . sugar. I-I didn't notice that I was just supposed to use a pinch of sugar, so I uh . . . used the entire jar. C-can you help me try and uh . . . keep her under control? I-I mean, I can't keep up with her at-"

"Ohhai-how'sitgoing-who'sthis-yourboyfriend-ohmygodheshandsome-canIfuckhimSOMETHINGSHINY!"

". . . all."

What Do You Do?