Talk:Wurm/@comment-4407082-20150207050310/@comment-25035274-20150224223936

"Oh, I'm not a man. And my name's not Husband. I'm a multi-planar fractal being of the Nth Dimension. This is all a clever ruse. My name's...uh...Dave. So...yeah. You don't really wanna chase me. But I did happen to spot a camp full of Order foot-soldiers about half a kilo back that way. They were all complaining about how much it sucked out here without any women around, too."

if (Wurm = "confused" OR Wurm = "distracted") { Party = "escaped"; } else { Party = "raepd"; }