Thread:ExiledAce666/@comment-30655593-20200919062010/@comment-33719112-20200922035001

That's fuckin' way too perfect. I imagine he comes across this witch on the road and does the usual 'mild-harassment-into-stealing-pouch-of-gold' routine on her as he walks along. "Oh, hello there miss! Seems you're alone on your travels! Mind if I could provide you some company? No? I'll be on my own then, I bid you much coin and fare thee well!" "Pfft, Sucker."

After a few steps, he would open the bag and be teleported with his valuables dropped on the ground right where he teleported from, because witch magic, leaving him with his clothes, his sword, and an empty bag, and a lot of choice words about how stupid magic users are and their stupid teleportation spells and that if they didn't want to be robbed, they should've just put their gold in a bag instead of on a easily accessible belt on their hips.

It's a serious thief problem, I swear.

And yeah, they'd find him probably cursing to himself in the middle of kingdoms, and he can prove useful through a number of little tricks he has up his sleeve.

After all, how are people going to give us trouble when their minds are muddled, their armor burns as they wear it, and all of their gold seemed to have mysteriously vanished! They'll be fine after a few minutes, if they don't suffer too many third degree burns.