Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32301387-20170812210454/@comment-30700719-20170813035038

Stupid solution, thought up in literally two seconds?

Pile dirt on the portals.

I mean it. Unleash a literal fuck-ton of dirt on the interdimensional portals. Once that's done, you can begin to reinforce it with thicker stuff, like concrete, steel, bricks, the tears of Japanese weeaboos (I apologise for that last one).

THEN, if they still manage to break through, uhh...I dunno.