Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170422231603

While having dinner with your march hare girlfriend, you ask her where the sausages are.

She ducks under the table. You give her a confused look. The damn sausages were on her side of the table. Why did she have to go under the table to get them?

You feel your zipper slide down, and a soft hand pushes aside your briefs as your girlfriend takes out your love rod and starts slurping it down, taking the whole length into her mouth in one go. She begins licking and sucking on it right at the dining table, winking at you and then diving back down to choke herself on that shaft.

What do you do?