User blog:K'eth, Undercover Agent/IT'S NO USE (Game Grumps crossover thingy)

(Something I really needed to get off my chest, also, hey D0m0a.)

They've done it, they stormed the city, did all the things that needed to be done. to beable to storm down the Demon Lord's city and bring it down once for all.

But...somehow, despite the odds, they were losing, and even a few of Palethorn's greatest allies have fallen, all the things that had made his allies special...and 'unique' were falling apart, despite the failsafes for such a event. It was literally unseeable in it's impossibily, but it happened nonetheless.

Palethorn was alone when he charged into the Demon Lord's Palace, his harem, all fighting or fall in battle.

-K'eth and Monochrome Riss, appear in a sits above the throne, they snicker silently to themselves.

-Palethorn charges into the Throne room, glaring at the Demon Lord and the Fallen Hero, insert monologue here

-Fight begins and the Demon Lord instnatly throws him across the room via fuck you magic.

K'eth: Oh! Whoa They can hol- they can do it!

Riss: They CAN do it!

K'eth: They can do it!, it's no use.

-Palethorn isn't even able to get a counter attack out before he is again violently thrown across the room again and again, any resistences somehow stripped from him, the Imperial Blessing he sought so long to gain, now gone.

-Riss claps in delight towards K'eth

Riss: Dude you know what? K'eth? Their geniuses, their geniuses.

K'eth: They fucking-

Riss: We didn't trust them

K'eth: I know...

K'eth/Riss: They made it pay off in the end.

Riss:Because we get to like, live it now, do you understand how meaningful this is to me?

-Palethorn doesn't even have time to scream as he's banged ageanist the celling and then throw violently to the side.

Riss: HEY COME ON, THROW HIM, THROW HIM!

K'eth: YEAH, THROW HIS BITCH ASS, AHAHHAHAHA, IT'S NO USE! IT'S NO FUCKING USE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-Riss pauses to look at K'eth's slowly maddening face in fear.

K'ETH: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S NO USE

-Palethorn slowly looks up at K'eth with a defient glare, but doesn't manage a retort as he's thrown across the room again, this time, breaking more then a couple bones.

K'eth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Riss: Gods!...

-Palethorn is thrown one last time and he crumples to the floor, his demon god failing to give him the stength he so sorely needed right now

-K'eth jumps down from his seat laughing crazily as he walks towards Palethorn, both the Demon Lord and the Fallen Hero, look on blankly

K'eth: YOU DEAD SON, YOU MOTHERFUCKING DEAD PALETHORN!, I WIN, MY WIN!

-Despite being so far away, Riss is visbily shaking in her seat, she opens up a portal and slowly edges towards it

Riss: Don't look, don't look, please don't look.

K'eth: K'ETH WINS, DEMON LORD WINS, PALETHORN WINS!

-K'eth crawls up quickly to where Riss is

K'eth: Why aren't you looking at me?

Riss:I'm really scared...

K'eth: WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!

Riss: I'm actually really scared!

-Riss escapes through the portal, K'eth growls and sighs.

Afterwards:

K'eth stuffs a puppet of Palethorn into a box, the Demon Lord sighs annoyed "why did I agree to allow you to host a fake fight of this Palethorn's army in my city?" K'eth smirks "Because I mind-controlled you." The Demon Lord cringes "mamono and husbands died this day! What do you have to sa- "Already resurrected..." The Lord tries to come up with a retort but fails...a while passes, she and her husband silently following K'eth as he collects all the puppets that were animated during the fight. "Despite, this Palethorn not existing in this...version of my universe, wouldn't he be mad at this if he finds out? You did say you were putting it on a...blog, wouldn't he find out?" K'eth snorts at this "Don't care, or maybe I do, I would like to think his probable butthurtyness sustains me, as well as all the others that don't...agree with me." The Demon Lord raises a eyebrow at him, and sighs. "Just get out of my city..." K'eth gives her and her husband a thumbs up "no worries, by the way, thanks for sticking with me for the 6 hours I was collecting my puppets, that people will no doubt question in the probable near future." Before the Demon Lord can say anything else, he's just...gone, a puppet of a copper dragon in his place.