Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27800590-20161216235112/@comment-28358106-20161217011459

I scoop her up into my arms and pick up the piece of her lying about. I smile at her.

"Then it's lucky for you that I specialize in toys, my dear. Let's fix you up and see about finding you a forever home."

I then whisk her away to my lab, where she is showered with loving care, restored to good as new, and then adopted out to a lonely, needy child...provided her personality fits.