Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150205175948/@comment-28935784-20150220103138

I don't see how you'd make her cry, but if I did, I'd eat the food first and then her all night. Then we'd hopefully laugh about what stupid things cause arguments and swear never to fight again.

Three weeks later, we're fighting over who gives better head and how little I do it because I'm apparently a premature ejaculator.