Talk:Kraken/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151210010725/@comment-28655817-20160511192643

Mid-chew, I'd lean back, tug my trousers and look down into them, and look up to her and deadpan with a mouth full of food:

"Still there, baby.  Don't worry."

And I'd continue eating as if it was the most normal thing in the world, while all my friends guffawed and my wife laughed with one hand over her eyes, her face red.