Talk:Werewolf/@comment-26219553-20150408072124/@comment-26115871-20150410212536

I casually open my door to find my next door neighbor's sister standing there. She's a bit hairier than I last recalled. I quickly drag her into my house and kiss her. For the next few hours we have an argument about who's the alpha, involving lots of shouting and chair-throwing.

When morning comes, I'm wearing an apron and cooking some food. My new wife soon rushes down the stairs and begins humping my leg. "I didn't know you could cook."

I chuckle before I show her the charred remains of the meat I had been cooking. "As it turns out I can't."