Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190613012655/@comment-99.244.217.32-20190614080449

My team of 5 (including me) run around sporadically, weaving between each other as we try and get the Hell Wurm to go after each other.

“Go for him damn it! I have a girlfriend!” The chief researcher shouted to the Hell Wurm. Presumably to get her to go for me.

“A girlfriend you broke up with a week ago!” I shoot back as I run past him.

Our research van we came in was deep behind the forest surrounding the wide open plains, so it would be a few kilometres till we even get close to it. Pumping my legs as fast and hard as I can, I JUST narrowly dodge a wurm trying to flying tackle either me or my colleagues.

“Arghh! Get her off me! Plea-“ My buddy Carson says before his face is smothered in kisses from the wurm that just flew by. I’m tempted to try and save him but I realize that the Hell Wurm is closing in and if she doesn’t get me, another wurm would. Also, how the heck was I gonna out strength a wurm anyway?

“Watch out! Behind us! The Hell Wu-Arghh!” The junior researcher, Harry says before literally running into another wurm and causing them both to roll down the hill with her on top. Luckily for Harry, he apparently has a thing for dragon monster girls.

I look behind me and I can’t find the communication officer of our team. That is until I notice a large ball of wurms and realize what’s going on. I feel sorry for him, but judging by the noises coming from that pile, I think he’s having the time of his life.

All that’s left of our group is me and the chief researcher. We realize the futility of the situation and he comes in closer to m, I really hope he isn’t coming closer to trip me, I really hope.

“Alright man, it’s just us two! I’m gonna distract them. Keep going straight and pray that your headed in the right direction! Now go! Save yourself man!” He says before pulling an emergency flare out of his back pocket and igniting it.

“Hey ladies! How about you come after me! Hey! Look here!” He says before he banks to the left hard and disappear into the tree line with a bunch of worms following him. Good luck man. You may have denied me that raise, you you’re still a good guy.

Now it’s just me and the Hell Wurm. I duck under some branches, slide under a log and practically parkour over obstacles, all while the destructive crashing of the charging Hell Wurm plows through everything in her way.

“Slow down baby! You’ll use up all the stamina you’ll need later!” She says almost seductively, I say almost if it wasn’t for the sound of trees and rocks smashing.

“No thanks! I need my exercise! How about you turn around and go back to your nap!” I shout back, swinging over a very short ditch.

She says something, but I somehow got far away enough to the point where I can barely hear her. I start the relax a bit, but boy oh boy how that was a mistake. Just as I let my guard down, my lab coat snags on a tree branch sticking up from a fallen log. I try and pry it off but the branch won’t break! Trying to finesse the lab coat I hear the rapidly approaching crashing of the Hell Wurm. Just as I get it off I’m tackled to the soft forest ground where I and her roll down a small hill into a pile of leaves.

Exhausted, I lay next to her and realize I lost. Her and I start laughing as we lay in the soft leaf bed. We both turn to look at each other and she smiles at me. “Boop!” I say as I poke her nose. “You’re a lot cuter up close you know that?” I tell her as a slight blush starts forming on her cheeks

“Mhmm, I think your even cuter!” She exclaims as she hugs me in a tight embrace, her tail gently coiling around me legs. “How about we take a nap just like this?” She asks.

“Sure”. I reply, “just like this, like husband and wife” I saw gently, she coos slightly and nuzzles her head into my chest as I drift to sleep with me new wife. The Hell Wurm, who I later learned is Moira, and I now live happily together.