Talk:Lich/@comment-25095137-20140806151938/@comment-25035274-20140809175925

I shall charm these savage beasts with the power...of DANCE!

I start belting, "It's just a THRILLEEEEEEEEEER! THRILLER NIGHT!" and making bizarre kinda-sorta zombie/stompey movements with my arms and legs. The Zombies and Skeleton just sorta stop and look confused as I am clearly a madman who's wits have completely left him.

As I continue my ridiculous shenanigans, I fail to notice an upstairs window opening. I do, however, feel the boot that the Lich has just thrown at the back of my head, and my subsequent crash to the ground.