Thread:MediocreKnight/@comment-27666783-20200914014420/@comment-37028137-20200919165724

Greetings All,

Consult the Book of Celebration! Chapter Three Verses nine to thirteen!

And lo, all who witnessed were amazed saying "We've never seen anything like this" and there was much celebration and joyous noise. People drank openly of the free flowing liquors and feasted upon assorted pretzels, nuts, crisps, and jerked beef. Many became inebriated and their judgment thusly was heavily impaired. Those who were once enemies became friendly under the affects of Hound's gifts and knew each other biblically! And all was peaceful!

Saint Sebastian then prayed to the assorted Gods who had brought these gifts unto their midst saying. "Oh Gods this is so great! You are like the best ever! We're all very impressed down here I must say! But please oh Lords in thy mercy protect your humble servants from the terrible twin evils of the Hangover and the Drunken Blackout!" And so kneeling Saint Sebastian ended his prayer and decreed that this day should forever be one of celebration. Thusly he spake saying. "Let it be knownst that this day shall be knownst  as 'The Holy Rager!" And verily it was so. Here endeth the lesson.

Cheers,

The Weary TimeLord.