Talk:Kikimora/@comment-24026095-20170228210500/@comment-30700719-20170228225837

"If I did have any type of cancer, tumor or canker in or on my body, ICARUS would already have found it. He performs a bioscan whenever I go to sleep. He probably would have warned me, too." I slowly turn around and start walking away. "THE PATIENT IS ESCAPING!!" I hear the Manticore yell. Immediately, I break into a run. As I round the corner, I see a white panel van. Not questioning it, I jump in the back and slam the doors shut. Footsteps run past me, and when they've died down, I attempt to open the doors. They don't budge. I push harder. They budge a tiny bit. A small window opens at the front of the van. A face looks a me and says, "Nurses are the greatest, why did you run away? Dentists are the ones to look out for." The person smiles, closes the window and hits the gas, sending me slamming into the back of the van. I fabricated an AA-12 and simply cut the metal door in half, then kicked it until I could get out. I bonked on the front of the van, said, "Catch you later," then jumped out the back of a van.

I retold this entire story to my boss, but he didn't believe me. That's how I got fired.