Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170704173658/@comment-26545936-20170720001843

Well shiiiiite. Obviously the smart thing to do is gather as many throwables as possible...

Brb, getting said throwables...

Alright, good, done. Footsteps are echoing on the floor above me, don't know what she is, but she sounds big. Alright found a little hidey-hole, just going to throw this wine bottle over here... 'crash!'

"FOUND YOU!~" Commence multiple stomping noises as a large women with pale skin and reptilian scales and wings stomps into the main foyer from the 2nd floor. Alright, zombie dragon, cool.

"Wha? Where is mate?" She looks curiously at the wine bottle as I sneak past up the stairs, as I do I throw a wine bottle behind her, causing her to growl and turn around in confusion.

Second floor, long hallways and paintings that suggest someone had waaaay too much money on their hands. Or a lot of family, probably both. Just as I'm about to pass by a corner I hear her stomping her way back upstairs. "Maaate~ Where areeee yoooou?~" I pass the corner of a hallway before she can see me. Don't move, don't think about moving.

I hear her crash into a room, giggling to herself as she seemingly trashes it to find me. She moves to another one as I find the door to the third floor...

Locked... damn, guess I'm going to have to find a key. Open another door close to the stairs, it is a bedroom! Ahhh, how convient.

I check in the drawers, closets (there are two of them!) And under the bed, no cig- "Hideee and seeek~ Hideee and seeeeek!~" She's getting closer to my room, I have a idea.

I get into one closet very quietly... I wait a couple seconds, before getting out and into the other closet, which is a bit more concenled.

'CRASH!' I winch as she barges into the room, licking her lips in anticpation. She sniffs the air a couple seconds before tearing off the closet I was just in. "FOUND YOU!~" She tilts her head as she looks into the closet, confused as she smells my scent in it. "Mate escaped? How? I'll find you!~" She charges out of the room, apparently retracing her steps.

Tiptoing to the threshold of this room's door, I wait for her to exit out of the second room in apparent frustration, her movements no longer slow like a zombie. Now becoming more frenzied and erratic. "Where. Is. Mate?"

I sneak into the room she busted open after she turns the corner, the room is mostly pillaged but as I step around torn out clothes I step on something hard and almost slip. Catching myself, I sigh lowly as now in my hands is a key. Presumably for the third floor.

Hearing her trash the rest of the foyer, I walk to the door that leads to the stairs to the third floor... It fits, good. "MATE!~" I hear all the way at the foyer and quickened stomps, she heard that?!

I waste no time, slamming the door open and rushing up the stairs with panicked breath. On the third floor, similar set up to the first but no time, I turn the corner on the hallway and am greeted with a large open room filled with statues and trophies. I hide behind one of the smaller ones... I just barely see the outline of her stomping into the room, tearing down iron knights and bronze men. Please don't find me.

I sneak to some boxes as she gets closer and closer to my statue. There! Off in the far corner, a ladder leading to the attic! Escape could be there, perhaps there is a single open window there? The dragon zombie is currently growling furious and confused as to why mate is hiding from her. "Only want to make you feel good!~"

One last throwable, lets make it count. I do a long a shot opposite to the ladder, giggling she takes the bait and charges as I run-sneak towards the ladder. I start climbing as sneakily as I can, looking back to make sure she hasn't seen me...

Good, I open the trapdoor hatch and get into the attic, closing it as quietly as I can... Man, this attic is huuuuge, no time. Is that... is that a open window? Oh shit yes! Just need to get up those stairs and I'm home free!

"Mateeee~ Where areeee you?~ Mate!~ Where are you?! MATE! 'WHERE ARE YOU?!" 'Hearing her deranged screams from below I quicken my pace.

As I step towards the open window, I don't notice the faint blue sigil on the ground a couple feet from said window... As I'm about to step out into a balcony and possibly find a more safe way to get out, I hear a estatic giggle behind me and someone whisper in my ear.

"Found you~" I don't have time to react as the zombie dragon pushes me out onto the balcony, straddles me and fiercely grabs my head and pulls me into a deep tongue filled kiss. My resistence is futile at this point, but still I go along with my struggles.

-MEANWHILE-

A lich watches from the camera on a control room... "Guess the remote teleportation rune is working... Cool, also, harem, for experimentation."