Talk:Baphomet/@comment-66.249.83.101-20160130131431/@comment-5426290-20160130200840

9. If a baphy comes up to you in a micro-bikini and asks if she looks fat in it, ABORT. General Akhbar: It's a trap!

10. If she asks to have a drinking-contest with you, loser becomes the submissive for S&M. Do NOT agree. They may look adorable, but their bodies can work through alcohol much, much faster than a human. Think of half of what a Satyros can handle.

11. Cherish your Baphy, if you ignore her for a time she WILL develop tsundere-ism which will make your life that much harder to bear.

12. If you want more loli's in your harem, tell your baphy-girlfriend you want more loli's in HER harem. She is much less likely to figure it out and become jealous followed by angry at you.