Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171203201002/@comment-33773064-20171203225830

My tired brain does not think things through. I grab a glass and hurl it at the devil. It flies over her head and out the open window. The four monsters laugh. I turn to run but trip on my way out. The demon picks me up and drags me into my room, followed by the others and leaving my roommate tied to the chair. After a long night I finally get to sleep.

When I wake up, I smell cooking food. I walk out to the living room to see my friend still tied up. The demon is cooking breakfast. The devil and imps are laughing at my roommate.

"Looks like your friend ran, said the devil

"Can you guess who is going to be a sex slave to an amazonee?" says one of the imps

I walk over,

"Please," I say, "Not amazonees, I don't want him to end like that."

"A promise is a promise," chimes the over imp.

"Well," says the devil, "We could always give him to dark elves or orcs, he would keep a little pride."

"I think thats the best we will get," I say

Later that night, three dark elves come and drag my roommate down the stairs and into their car.