Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20200520041857

You’re the rich teen idiot from https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:959086.

Your mother, CEO of Monster Motors, recently went on a business trip and took dad (CEO of Demon Realm Delights Confectionery) with her. Something about “mana replenishing” and all that business stuff. In the meantime, they left you to watch the house for a week.

Being a rich teen with just four friends, you invited them all over to stay for the duration of their trip. Partly because you have not only a few proactive daters from your school vying for a chance to pop you cherry, but an Aunt from dads side of the family. This wouldn’t be so bad if she weren’t a lecherous Manticore.(!)

You need pee-pee protection from both outsiders and auntie, which is where your four equally idiotic lackeys come in.

The smart guy. Could make a bomb out of kitchen chemicals if he wanted to, but a pussy otherwise. He can’t fight but he’s got some brains. People at school put money on him Alping before 25. (Including you. He doesn’t know, of course.) Surprisingly, lots of girl and mamono friends.

The buff guy. Not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree, but he used to deliver pizza in Detroit so he’s got some battle scars. Almost made it into MMA. Fucking grouch though, and can’t talk to women ‘cuz he shy. (No problem with guys though. Again, MMA.)

The stoner guy. Smart, but he wastes his talents on growing pot. He brings a bowl which is nice. (A salad bowl’s worth of weed almost every week you meet up. Don’t know where he stores it.) parents don’t really like him, but he’s a nice guy under all that weed smoke.

The short guy. 4’11, sucks to be him. Funny, but has a temper like a Hellhound. He’s a fast little bugger, and just as fast a talker. He’s sneaky, and the just the type of guy to send out to call the police.

Your friends are doing (dumb shit) at home when you hear the doorbell ring. At the same time, you hear someone trying the window on the other side of the house.

WWYD?

(Name them whatever you want.) 