Talk:Elf/@comment-26948680-20151205213847

You live in a large flat with an elf and dwarf. You have recently gotten the feeling that both have developed feelings for you. you're all going to a Christmas party when you hear your elf friend yell "wtf! I'm not going as some fat mans slave!" You peak round the door to see your dwarf friend in a reindeer costume trying to force the elf into a Christmasy elf worker costume. Both costumes are very revealing you look up for a moment when you notice a Santa costume in your size hanging on the dwarf's wardrobe.

What do you do?