Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20180407111639/@comment-34904368-20180408004747

Yeah, Kraken had me there. Gonna get sum Kraken for me.

I did a running jump off the balcony. At least I thought i did. A Paladin grabbed me by the foot and threw me back, onto the dessert table. I hit a pie head on, made a me-shaped hole in the cake, and fell off the other side.

Hissing, I grabbed a broomstick and jumped onto the table, kicking forks and other sharp things at him.

They bounced off his armour.

I in turn ran and jumped over him, and as je turned around, I unbuttoned my shirt and threw it at his helmet. He was blinded.

I made a running leap and threw myself over the edge, wind whipping my pants off as soon as i realised i would be in for a whopping ten second fall.

I held my breath, hitting the water likema torpedo, imto the tentacles of my beautiful new Kraken wife.

Fuck those order guys.