Talk:Kraken/@comment-27717942-20161108193254/@comment-31522620-20170316231737

Lo, how the waves break upon the shore! Woe unto me as I am dragged beneath the salty brine! I know not what awaits me, but as I see the lilac staining her soft cheeks, I can only think of one thing worse than a death via drowning. Soon, my fears are realized.. I am back upon the beach, soaked as a sponge, crying my eyes out.

Not even the Kraken of the deep could love me. Thus I trudge back up the path, heading home to be alone in my sorrow.