Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20180119131425/@comment-32885213-20180122202936

"Billy? What is this?" "Oh just something I've been looking forward to". "And that is?" "I call it. Operation: High orchestra!" "High orchestra?...! No! NO! HELL NO! Stop!" "Aww. What? Why?" "First off. I think you have been smoking too much weed! And that's bad". "So?" Imagine what an orc on drugs would look like". "Don't care, I'm doing it!"

He lit the rope with the burning weed and it went flying over to the camp.

"By the Chief Goddess. He actually did it". "TOUCH DOWN! C'mon! I wanna see the effect!" "...?...! WHY?!!!!!"

I chase after billy. By the time I find him. I see him sitting in a circle of orc's

"Great. Now I have to save him- hold up! What?... no way". In my amazement. The orc's pick and share the extra weed he had with him. Each one taking a piece. "This is some amazing stuff". "Really? let me try".

I wasn't one to fully understand the chemicals of drugs. All I knew was that I had no plan on trying them. as i got closer i could see Billy smothered in an Orc's Cheat. "don't they feel goooood?" "yeeeeeeah". "unbelievable, even when hes high he's still trying to do this so called 'operation'. what even?"

i tilt my head in confusion as i felt a strong grip on my shoulders as and orc faced me with a pipe in her mouth. she took it out and blew a cloud of smole that formed the shape of a heart. "so. whats a cutie like you doing here?" "i-im just watching over my friend over there". "who? the guy who looks a little spaced out?" "yeah... thats him...sadly". well dont worry about him. why don't you and i do soomething fun together?" "i-i rather would not like that idea". "oh? why is that?" "well umm... i uh". "oh and by the way, i never tried that thing that came out of the sky. unlike the rest of them". i looked over at the rest of the camp. some girls were hugging trees, mumbling random things, and i think one of them even fainted.

"ya know what. i think im gonna call it a day. its getting late". "waaaaaaait my doooood". "ok look, clearly i do not understand or have a clarity of the effects of that thing in your hand. but let me assure you this. WE. NEED. TO. GO. now lets go!" "but i never finished my operation yet man". "you can try again tomorrow. now lets go!" "ok. fi-ZzzzZzzzZzzz". "welp looks like im gonna have to carry him. "wait! i can carry him for you!" "you? want to help me? why?" "well. i saw how you didn't try the mysterious plant". "weed..." "yeah that". im guessing you don't know what it does to you either miss orc?" "oh dear, you can call me ally". "ok. 'Ally' do you want to carry him?" "sure!" she picked him up and carried him like a child. "wow! your pretty strong". "thanks, dear. now, whats say i take him home and i come live with you?" "i don't know. why me anyway? hes the one that wants a High orc. well clearly there are none he-..... oh...OOOOOOH. oh my! well i guess we can fix this in the morning! c'mon lets go". i walk home with ally as she carried Billy.

the next day was the same thing. "you can't seriously be wanting to try this again!" that one look on Billy's face let me know what i was getting into.