Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180203025743

You're relaxing at home after a long day at work/school/etc. when your front doorbell rings when you get up to investigate you come face to face with (Insert Mamono) and the entire neighborhood looking at the two of you.

"Hello (your name here.) I've been waiting for you to get home." She pulls out her phone and starts playing My Body by Keith Sweat loud enough for the entire neighborhood and starts dancing as seductively as possible.

You start getting looks and can hear murmurs coming from your neighbors. "Mommy what is that lady doing on mister (Your name here.) porch?" you hear someone's child ask.

WWYD? 