Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-30160565-20170516215359/@comment-28718853-20170619011659

(I'll happily give this a shot. Being the humans.)

Perhaps the museum was not the safest place to go to, but hey, all of those undead mamono chased us in here and it the only place to go.

I look at all five of my friends: Chucky, Rose, Lila, Oliver, and Eko. They all have terrified looks on their faces, myself including. The heartwrenching sounds of the makeshift barricades and the glass shattering told us that we weren't gonna last much longer in here. All six of us were in the main atrium of the museum, all around the outside was a plaza that was populated with undead.

"Anyone think of something?" asked Chucky. None of my other friends answered as they seemed just as lost as poor Chucky. "Come on, I don't wanna be eaten alive!" Chucky cried, clutching the broom close to his chest. "This is all your fault Ollie," Lila sneered, pointing an angry finger at Oliver. "Where else were we gonna go!?" Oliver screamed, stomping his foot against the ceramic floor. "We could have gone to the subway, the hospital helipad, *gasp*, even the airport where everyone else was going, but nope, you said, 'Hey everyone, let's go to the museum, it's gotta be very well protected from the dirt sacks right!?'" Lila boomed in a mocking tone to Oliver, who groaned and said, "It was the first thing to pop into my head, and those places you mentioned wouldn't have been great places to go anyway!"

"They would have been better places then here damn it!" Lila shouted. "Either way, we need to think of a way out of here, I'm not getting turned!" said Rose. "All of you, all of you, calm down please!" I plead. All five of my friends shot me incredulous looks. Lila shouted at me, "There are zombies breaking in here, and you're telling me to calm down!?"

"Well look, we're not gonna get out of here if we keep panicking, now let's think of something," I say. A few seconds into the planning, an idea comes to mind, "By the security office, there's a room where confiscated items are kept, I think I saw several firecrackers in there awhile ago."

"Who'd bring firecrackers to a museum?" wondered Eko. "Mostly pranksters looking for some cheap humor," I say as I continue, "If we can get those firecrackers and get to the rooftop, we can use them to distract the horde. If it works out, we can climb down the scaffolding and head to the office buildings on the other side."

Chucky sighs and says, "It's a crappy plan, but at least we have a plan now."

We all jump at the loud sound of shattering glass. We turn and spot three zombies climbing through a door window and begin to shamble toward us. Oliver smashed a nearby glass case and removed from it a dark green antique broadsword. He pointed it toward the undead trio and yelled, "You may be cute, but I'm not afraid to use this on you!"

"Come on, let's go!" I say more and more undead mamono start to fill the once clean atrium, many of them zombies moaning the word, "Man..."

We move along the wall and pass through the dinosaur exhibit where Eko breaks off a fake tree branch to use as a weapon. We were about to leave the exhibit when a small figure hops onto Chucky from the side. "AUGH, get it off!" he screams as a grinning Ghoul rides him around the room. "Hold still!" Oliver calls out as both he and Eko race over to try to get the attacker off of Chucky. They both swing their weapons at her with minimal success. Eko only managed to strike the Ghoul's leg and Oliver nailed Chucky right in his chest, which caused the unlucky victim to timber to the floor and scream, "Bro!"

Oliver and Eko made another attempt to free Chucky from the horny Ghoul, but zombies were slowly beginning to fill the exhibit. "No, NOO!" Chucky cried out, but the two men only shrugged and left the grounded man to the mercy of the Ghoul, who wasted no time in ripping off his pants.

We continued down the hall and came upon the Tresed exhibit, an exhibit that contained a manner of items from the desert region of the world. Just beyond it was the designated room. "I can't believe you got Chucky in his chubby," Rose giggled. "It was an accident!" Oliver grumbled. "Focus people," I say as a sudden crash grabs my attention and I see a downed mummy holding Lila's ankle.

"Let go of me you disgusting pile of bandages!" Lila screamed as she repeatedly kicked the mummy in her face until she released the woman with a humorously delayed, "Ow."

I pull Lila away from the mummy who is now attempting to stand on her own to feet. "We gotta go!" I say to everyone. "I'd love to come along, but I'm stuck!" cried Oliver. We turned and saw Oliver being suspended in the air by an elegantly dressed woman, a Pharoah. "Oliver!" Eko shouted as he raised his weapon toward Oliver's captor. The Pharoah pointed a finger at Eko and barked, "Drop your weapon young man!"

"EERRGGHH!" Eko grunted as he struggled to resist the Pharaoh's commanding power, but it was no use, the weapon dropped from his hands and clattered to the floor. "Tackle her, slap her, do something!" Oliver begged, shaking his arms and legs helplessly about. "Hush you, and prepare to be my lifelong lover!" the Pharoah ordered of Oliver.

Nothing could be done to help Oliver, so we moved on, besides, the undead mamono were beginning to creep into the Tresed exhibit.

We reached the confiscation room and thankfully, the door was open a crack. The four of us burst into the room and I immediately ran for the tray cabinet, which was unfortunately locked and required a key to open. "Damn!" I sigh. "Now what?" Rose asked as she picked up a can of pepper spray off of a desk. I look outside the room and say, "The security room, it may have keys for this."

Rose raises her hand and says, "I can run, I'm an athlete."

"Hurry, the zombies are taking over the museum," says Eko. "We'll try to keep this room secure for you when you get back," I say. Rose nods and disappears in a flash, only to return ten seconds later, only this time she appeared to be out of breath. She displays the keys and says, "I have the keys but...one of those undead girls was hiding in there and...bit me."

Rose raises her left arm and we can see the bite marks. I whip the keys away from her and set to work on the cabinet, trying to find which key was the correct key for the matching drawer. "D...does it hurt?" Lila asks Rose. "No it...actually feels kinda good," Rose mutters. "How?" asks Eko. "Demonic energy man, turns pain into pleasure," Rose replies, her voice growing increasingly sensual.

A victorious, "Yes!" escapes my mouth as I find the correct key and open the top drawer, revealing the firecrackers I was thinking of. I take them out and stuff them in my pockets. "Lila, you have your lighter right?" I ask as I hold out my hand for it. "I always have my lighter on me, but I wouldn't trust it in the hands of a dork such as yourself," Lila answers as she gives me a "hmmmph" gesture.

"You know, you guys should join the zombie crew with me, it may not be so bad," Rose mutters. "Rose, you were completely against being turned into a zombie before, what's happened to you?" I ask as I step past her. "Huh, I did say that before...guess I was wrong," Rose replies with a shrug. It was then that I notice her skin was turning a pale green. "ROSE!!!" the three of us helplessly cried out. "Tasty...men," the newly zombified Rose groaned as she started toward us in a full-on sprint, getting us to scramble out of position.

I could see the zombies filling up more of the valuable space we had remaining. I knew we had to move. Eko narrowly managed to avoid a grab from Rose as I point toward a set of doors and shout, "This way guys!"

Eko and Lila and I start running for the doors with Rose close behind. We reach them and just our luck, they were locked. "What a bunch of ass!" Lila squealed as Eko struggled to keep Rose away with the amassing horde of zombies closing in. I immediately start running through keys on the door, finally cracking the code on the twelfth key and pushing them open.

"We're in!" I shout as Lila and I step into the gloriously empty hallway. However, we turned and could only find horror. Eko was pinned by Rose, and the other zombies were already piling on top of him. "Let's get out of here!" I scream as Lila and I race through the hall to the end where there was a door labeled Stairwell B.

Unlike the other doors, this one thankfully had no lock, so we were able to pull it open and step through, leaving our pursuers in a theoretical dust. Lila and I make the trip up several flights of stairs. "I can't believe it...all of our friends are gone!" Lila gasps. "Not exactly gone, drained and exhausted sure, but not gone," I say. "That's true," Lila agrees, a little disgusted by that fact.

We soon reach the rooftop and push open the door. A sigh of relief escapes us when we see that the roof was blessedly clear of undead. "We might make it out of here!" says Lila. "Don't put all of your Cockatrices in one basket, even if we escape the museum, we still have a long way to go," I say.

Lila shrugs her shoulders and says, "Whatever, hand me the firecrackers."

I produce the desired items and hand them off to Lila, who pulls out a black lighter and lights the fuse. She throws them off of the roof and they land in an area that would hopefully lead the zombies away from where we needed to go.

The noisy pops and flashes sprouted out of the firecrackers, and sure enough, the zombies began to shuffle towards the sounds. "It's working!" I gasp with glee. "We have our window, lets go," Lila says as she starts toward the scaffolding, only to be enveloped in a vicious stream of thick black smoke. When it clears, I see Lila lying on the ground, but her skin was now pale green.

I freeze up at the sound of a thud behind me. Slowly, I turn around, and standing before me...was a mighty Dragon Zombie, black smoke slightly drifting out of her mouth as she stared at me with those lustful eyes. I glance behind me and see Lila slowly getting up, only she was now eyeing me with that same level of lust.

I turn back to the Dragon Zombie, and the only word I can think of, the only word that comes out of my mouth, is a brief, defeated, "Fuck."

The Dragon Zombie lowers her head toward my face and groans, "With pleasure."

What happened next was pretty self-explanatory. Oh well, at least this zombie apocalypse didn't involve us losing our limbs...or our lives.