Talk:Wyvern/@comment-26380985-20160317031725/@comment-27950421-20160421145521

I walk behind Billy and and suplex him into a coma. I proceed to throw him out the window, yelling things that really should not have been yelled in front of a hatchling but at this point I really don't care. I return the eggs and hatchling to the parents apologizing profusely. Once they are gone I proceed to beat Billy until I feel that he has been sufficiently punished for attempting to cook and eat children. This took several days.