User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Reptile Kingdom/@comment-28144855-20160513051449/@comment-27950421-20160513233806

Think Wurm combined with kracken. Only instead of being too stupid to give a fuck she's too busy tacking fucks to give a fuck and instead of ink and tentacles she has an oral fixation and the abilty to jack you off while simultaneously blowing you.