Talk:Minotaur/@comment-4407082-20150219225337/@comment-26219553-20150319115403

Looking up at her impressively sculpted form, I nevertheless try to handle the situation in a gentlemanly fashion. Getting slowly to my feet, I raise my hands in a gesture of peace. "It's kind of you to offer, miss, it really is, but I think that would be a little... awkward." Hearing this, instead of the offended beatdown I was half-expecting, she simply bursts out laughing, pushes me over and straddles my chest, grabbing my hands and pressing them against her abs.

Having effectively disabled me, she chuckles and, before I have time to react, leans down to kiss me on the lips, her tongue darting into my mouth. Breaking off the frenching for a minute, she whispers in my ear "The modest ones are always the most fun to play with.", before reaching down and unzipping my trousers, grinning lecherously at what she sees.

So, long story short- bye-bye, clothes, bye-bye, virginity, hi-hi minotaur wife.