Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190126020920/@comment-38386693-20190202034227

A golf ball hits her head.

"Hey! What was-"

"Sorry, my bad!" I shout down. "I got bored so Mary put a mini golf course in the tower. Golf isn't my favorite-" I shrug my shoulders helplessly- "But getting video games is difficult in a castle lacking any wiring or wifi"

The girl gives me an incredulous look.

"So... you aren't a prisoner?"

"Oh, you misunderstand. I am most definitely a prisoner. But its kinda like being a POW to the Canadians. Mary is surprisingly nice for the whole kidnapping she pulled. The ghosts also help."

The girl was about to speak again, but was again cut off, this time by one of the aforementioned ghosts.

"I'm sorry to interrupt, Lord Hammerlock", she said,holding a tray of steaming cups. "But we made tea and-"

"How many times must I say I don't like tea? Tea is for the weak."

The tea is for us. We were wondering if you'd like to play some strip poker?"

I shrugged.

"Better than golf. Hey, soldier chick! Want to play some cards?"

"And that", I finish to a very pissed dragon. "Is why you found me watching a ghost have erotic lesbian sex with a human while two other ghosts jerked me off."