Talk:Sea Slime/@comment-26115871-20150408041643

You work as part of the crew of a large fishing boat. During one voyage you and your crew members are working together to bring back in the net when a Sea Slime falls from the net onto the ship. While most of the crew ignores it for now (the net's pretty full and the sea slime's no real danger) you notice the rookie curiously examining the sea slime. By the time you and the rest of the crew's done with the net, the rookie's lying on the deck, paralyzed, and has lost his virginity.

As the rest of the crew chuckles at the rookie's mistake you're startled to notice the sea slime is undergoing division. Before long the rookie's being raped by the sea slime larva, and as everyone else is laughing their ass off you notice the original sea slime is looking at you curiously. No one would care if you chose to claim it.

What do you do?