Talk:Golem/@comment-24934423-20160604165119

You've been married to your Golem wife for about a year, now. One morning, you catch her...eating some mud? When asked about it, she says she's putting it to good use.

Apparently so, since over the course of a month, she's gotten better in the T&A department. But every now and then, you notice that she's still taking in more, if in little bits at a time. After a couple of months, you notice that her stomach has gotten rounder. You ask her about it, and she gives you the same response.

Over the course of a couple more months, she's still taking more in, and her belly's showing it. Then, one night as the two of you cuddle in bed, you feel something move inside your wife's belly. She looks into your eyes and smiles.

What do you do? ( =w=)/