Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160518050159/@comment-27013478-20161201221913

'Family: Compy

Type: Ancient Reptile

Habitat: anywhere with sufficient places to hide (Only in the Reptile Kingdom)

Disposition: Timid, Curious, Playful, Loyal, Affectionate, Devoted, (Vengeful)

Diet: Scraps of meat, insects, whatever treats they can get from begging and looking cute'

Basic description, they seem fairly interesting though and... Begging, huh, this is gonna be good.

'Compies are the smallest and most common mamono in the Reptile Kingdom. They can be found nearly anywhere, so long as they have places to hide and food to eat.'

Shit, they're like zubats? Oh boy, this might get back quick. http://img.memecdn.com/zubat_o_704493.jpg ^That bad.

' They have sharp claws and a long, thin tail that provides excellent balance. Like nearly all Reptile Kingdom mamono they have an adult figure, however despite having breasts and hips that are large for their frame, they are only the size of a fairy.'

This raises some questions that might or might not be answered if I continue to read this.

' Often they are called lizard fairies or reptile kingdom fairies due to their small size. While they can not fly, they make up for this by being very light on their feet, even Raptors have a difficult time catching them. They are also skilled climbers and are capable of jumping onto an average humans shoulder from the ground.'

And here I was wondering why a raptor had a hard time catching it. It's like 'an elephant trying to catch a rat' kind of deal.

'They shy away from most danger, often fleeing when confronted with a dangerous creature or larger, more aggressive mamono, however, when dealing with humans they are surprisingly bold.'

Is it because humans can be quite...gullible?

' It isn't uncommon for them to fearlessly investigate newcomers, even going so far as to hop on the humans shoulder or head to get a closer look. They will often try to beg for treats from a human or gentle mamono.'

Yep, it's because they're gullible. Fucking knew it.

' Like fairies it is possible to take advantage of them, by simply picking them up and raping them into submission and then leaving them behind.'

That's also an option, if you're into that, of course.

' Like fairies their orifices are very stretchy in order to take a males, penis. To some, it can be tempting to bully the compies they come across, if nothing else then to take out the frustrations of being in a place where often you are the bottom of the food chain.'

You make a good point sir, cause hey, it must be frustrating to be on the bottom of the food chain yourself.

' This however is a foolish thing to do. Compies are notoriously vengeful when angered and while a single compy isn't a threat, they will quickly form large gangs to get revenge on someone who hurt one of them.'

In other words. https://img.ifcdn.com/images/b5285a9a0c8de98f6d8871e779157ff5e131acff936899ca926c0c56937c067e_1.jpg They're like Wishiwashi. Pretty weak, but when you hurt one, all the others will come after yo ass.

' The person who had bullied them would quickly find themselves surrounded.'

>Press F to pay respects.

F

' The compies will use their superior numbers and agility to bring dowm a much larger foe. The mans clothes will be torn apart by sharp teeth and claws and they will take turns raping until he is unconscious. The man will wake up naked, to find all of his food eaten and his supplies torn up and scattered around the area. A very bad position to find oneself in when exploring the Reptile Kingdom.'

Golly gee, you don't say. And now we all know...that we should duct tapes the mouth's of these ones if we intend to bully 'em.

'Giving a compy treats and showing her kindness on a regular basis is often more than enough to earn ones loyalty.'

Well, that's relatively simple. I appreciate such simple things.

' While one should be careful about doing this with a group of compies lest the pack get over excited and pounce on the would be tamer, a single compy is very easy to tame.'

Note to self: Don't be overzealous about this.

' Once a Compy has found a master, she will quite happily serve him in whatever way she can. Though limited by her size, through ingenuity, determination, and enthusiasm, a single compy can accomplish far more than one would think, they can even be surprisingly effective at distracting more powerful mamono, usually with a very strong, and very pointy bite on the butt.'

http://www.jeannorton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bite.jpg I can understand how that would work...heh.

' Compies also make for useful guides, due to the strong community bond that compies have, they will often share information and will have a great deal of knowledge about what is in an area and how to deal with a creature or mamono.'

They're also guides? Cool.

' Even if the tamed compy doesn't know something, she can easily find out by asking one of the local compies. Having a Compy often signifies a person who can traverse the wilds of the Reptile Kingdom without dying or being raped.'

And that's quite something, isn't it? It seems like such a peaceful place after all.

' As can be expected of any mamono, they will also serve their master sexually at any given chance and will enthusiastically use their entire body to pleasure their master. While many often ride on their masters shoulder, quite a few much prefer riding in their masters pants.'

>Riding on their pants. That's quite a sight, isn't it?

Well, this ones seem fairly alright. Good one.