Talk:Zombie/@comment-5426290-20150519133444

I imagine sitting in hmy room behind my parchments. Next to me is a zombie on a leash that is just out of reach. When I feel like getting serviced I take off my bottom and unclips the zombie from the leash, the zombie smiles and gets under the desk to 'service' me.

Kinky if zombies could be kept like that. (=w=)