Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170420195001

(Aha, the guy below gave me an idea so I wouldn't have to search for one. >:))

You live next to a March Hare. She was recently transformed, and her constant horniness makes her always talk sexy or in double entrendres to you. It's always, &lsquo;How are you?&rsquo; &lsquo;Horny!&rsquo; &lsquo;Is the weather hot or is it you?&rsquo; &lsquo;...&rsquo;, &lsquo;Do you want some milk?&rsquo; &lsquo;Ye – NO NOT FROM THERE!&rsquo; &lsquo;I'm asking you to cum here now.&rsquo; &lsquo;...&rsquo;, and so on.

One day, she calls you over for dinner saying her neighbour told her something interesting. You show up on time, and while you help her set the table, you ask her about what her neighbour mentioned.

&lsquo;Oh, her husband is in the military, and she keeps bragging about his big gun and how he can shoot people with it. I don't know why she's so happy to share him, but she kept saying that if someone unwanted came along her husband would fire some shots and the person would be dead. How can that shot kill you? Anyway, I guess what I'm asking is –'

She drops the tablecloth, grabs you by the collar, and starts taking down her pants, her eyes shining like heart-shaped stars.

&lsquo;I want to see how big your gun is and how far you can shoot with it.&rsquo;

She rips her top off and kneels in front of you, her mouth wide open to reveal the pink insides, and sticks her long, pink tongue out.

What would you do?