Talk:Hellhound/@comment-27950421-20171120214135/@comment-30700719-20171121031802

set_ImpliedThreatOfInjury to: true

run_ruthlesspelvisceration.exe

file_boot: marriage.mp3

"Hey Dad, tell us again how you met Mommy!"

"Well, kids, it was a fine day out. I was walking down the street when I saw your mother." The man's face breaks into a wide grin. "She was beautiful. I saw my chance..." His smile gets wider and goofier. "AND SO I GRABBED IT WITH TWO HANDS!" ''Hellhound wife comes into the room, with...Jesus fuck, mate. You do not want to know the emotion on her face.''