Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35427643-20180702043323/@comment-35836714-20180703153033

My first thought was "finally my boring life gets some spice", but then i realized that i suck at combat (the short sword doesn't change that fact) and the chef god (who i think doesn't really give a shit about me) has dumped me in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Ok my second life has a great beginning, i have no idea where i am or where the nearest town is and on top of that i have no food or water. The only thing that could make my situation worse is if i would encounter a Monster ...... and i jinxed it.

Out of all the Mamono that i could potentially meet i just had to be a Hellhound. The moment she spotted me that 6 ft 5 tall black furred goddess (or demoness) started to charge at me. Now i had the choice, i could either run away and get caught immediately ori could throw away my humanity in the best way possible and become an incubus husband to a gorgeous Hellhound wife. Well you all know what i did so why even explain it, i am now a happy husband to my beautiful wife and that chef god can fuck of with that hero shit