Talk:Echidna/@comment-213.73.167.249-20141106005606/@comment-173.209.212.145-20150401021246

Me: *Quietly sell most items with the exception of a golden band, then sit with the echidna*... We all have to eat, miss... here. *Places diamond ring in her hand*

Elaina (Echidna): *Sees ring and mistakes light repayment for sexual advance and commitment, stealing me away into her cave of wonders.*

Time Lapse: 1 month

I am a seasoned warrior, yet I call my mentor "Mommy", as in "my mommy is beautiful". I defend from other wannabe heroes who come only to have sex with her and enslave her, and I give her all of my love, attention, and affection.

Soon I will go to slay the Trololo Troll of the city of Internet.