Talk:Yeti/@comment-119.92.165.16-20150303122851/@comment-25930818-20150303231557

> If I may, it's pretty clear that most mamono imprint upon the first man they have sex with, or the first man they have sex with that actually reciprocates their feelings.

The "first reciprocator wins" is my personally preferred headcanon, but sadly it's looking less and less likely to be true in actual canon, since now every profile comes with all that "a man that they like" qualification crap, and therefore the sad implication that they'll kick you to the kerb if they find you in some way lacking. ...or, more likely, since they need semen to live, they'll keep you around in the rape cave as a food source (after all, it's not as if they don't like having sex with you, it's just that you're not their OTP). So while you're sleeping off her latest frenzied mealtime in the cave, she's out on the town looking for a better food source. And when she finds it, that's when Chad Thundercock takes your place, leading to the situation I described.

> ''You could alaways just ask her to sign an official marrige certificate. If she refuses then you're just being used, othewise... Bam! Problem solveed''

What, you think a piece of paper's gonna stop a mamono from pursuing her favourite cock when fully aremd Order armies can't? Signing the certificate does nothing to her instincts, and therefore it does nothing to solve our little NTR problem.