Thread:JeielYozama/@comment-27013478-20160521212910/@comment-27950421-20160522014056

Wait... it was your birthday? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?! Jeez... I'll have to remember this. In three more years I'll be able to take you out partying with a group Satyros so that the next morning you find yourself stuck in a love triangle between an angry horse woman and a nerdy blue chick that I will have spent the previous night convincing that you despise the idea of polygamy.