Talk:Bunyip/@comment-32042142-20180818203342/@comment-30700719-20180820184341

You just gotta go down to an island-country-continent in the southern hemisphere and wave your 'sausage roll' around. Don't forget the tomato sauce. Wear thongs: you can hear the noise as they hit your feet from a mile away, so they'll hear it, too. And if you're asking anyone for directions, look 'em right in the eye and say "G'day".