Talk:Lich/@comment-26911558-20161012202430/@comment-27069434-20161030224333

"Meh, I've seen an alp headbutt a fairy once.", I reply nonchalantly. The lich looks expectantly at me. "Headbutt, literally. His...err, her...it's...head was stuck in the fairy's arse, don't know how that came to be.". The undead spellcaster seems to be in a stupor and even the merged equines stop fighting, staring at me in disbelief. "That ws a joke ,right?", the bicorn finally asks me, distrust in her eyes. "Wish I was. The thing is, they seemed to really like it, the alp in particular. Frickin sick butthead...", I try not to grin at my own flimsy pun. Lich, meanwhile, looks at me, then both horned equines and, with the faintest trace of a smile asks aloud, "Hey, girls, how about we try this other thing? You know, for science. Totally in the name of science." Bicorn instantly goes paler than her unicorn friend. "It was a two-horned head, right? I'll just separate you two now, ok? I think your head will fit just fine," lich says, pointing a finger to the stupefied bicorn. "Don't just stand there, run, damn it, run like hell!", poor unicorn goes hysterical, bicorn finally snaps out of it and dashes off with supernatural agility. "Will they be fine like that?", I ask the undead girl next to me. "Yeah, the spell will wear off soon enough... Soon. I think?"