Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171211233110/@comment-28718853-20171214174337

I take in the sight of the muscular Yeti leaning by the door and turn to my friend, my face a mixture of shock and confusion. "You...sold me to a Yeti...for a gaming console?" I ask. "Mmhmm..." my friend replies, the shame evident on his face.

My friend receives a long look from me. I should have been beyond mad at him, wanting to tear his throat out and such, but instead. "Ohhhh...this is the best day of my life!" I squeal as I run and jump into the arms of the Yeti, who happily hugs me against her chest.

"You're...you're not mad?" my friend asks, clearly puzzled by the spectacle. "Far from it, I've been a hopeless virgin for 18 years, and now my luck has finally turned around!" I say as I tighten my hug on my new wife.

She takes me back to my house and we have sexytimes. Months later, I had found a job and had managed to make enough money to buy several gaming consoles, including those of the earlier generations. Life had really brightened up for me.