Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160623123134

You were sitting in your home relaxing. It was just another normal day when an oval appears in the room and your adopted son appears in the oval. You notice that he's wearing a pair of goggles on his head, has on engineering clothing, and is completely freaked out.

"Dad!?" He cries. "Dad, you gotta help me, there's this Jabberwock after me and I need the Juggerknight to defeat-ulp!" he covers his mouth, and that's when you notice what looks to be a colossal motionless knight in the background.

He sees you looking at it and shouts, "Yes Dad, yes, I've been trying to assemble an army to take over the world, but everyone just looked at me like I was foolish!"

"Yes, I've been to Wonderland alone, and that Jabberwock's after me because I ate all of her cookies, no not the ones that have an effect on you!" he shouts with a face turning from desperation to anger.

"She's wrecking all of my robots, and if I was in my Juggerknight, I could easily defeat her, but your da.. er dumb daughter stole the codes from me, and I need them to activate it!"

He then whips around as the large door in the background is presumably being smashed against. He then turns back to you and pleads, "Please get those codes for me Dad, I can't be humiliated like this, losing my virginity to a monster from the baby land of Wonderland, I'm so sorry for lying to you for all these years, I'm so sorry for calling you, Mommy, and my sister mean names, I'm sorry for tossing an onion bomb at that Gazer, I'm sorry for airdropping Weresheep on that end-of-the-school-year party, I'm sorry for the fire that destroyed all of the crops, I love you Dad, I'll change for the better I swear, but I need those codes, give them to me and I WILL change my ways!"

What Would You Do? 