Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-71.59.62.37-20150712012840

While vacationing on the Mist Continent, you've stopped to relax in a local hot spring. As you feel the water relax away your worn out muscles, you catch sight of something bouncing around in the bamboo surrounding the spring. Each bounce bringing it closer and closer until one of the stalks bends into view.

And on it is cute little Ren Xiongmao. She giggles and waves to you. You wave back and admire the impressive acrobatic demonstration she gives you, bounding from stalk to stalk and not once touching the ground. Finally, with a playful warcry, she uses the last bounce to catapault herself your way. Landing with a mighty splash in the water just opposite you.

After a moment she emerges with a wide smile. However, you quickly note three things that raise warning bells.

1: Her smile is a bit different than the playful one she had earlier

2: She's moving towards you in a rather seductive way.

3: The dress she had on is nowhere to be seen, giving you an eyeful of her 'goodies'

What do you do?