Talk:Wurm/@comment-201.141.102.147-20140814161316/@comment-25016972-20140814234938

Perhaps she'd just stare at you with a confused look since she might not know that "deflower" means "usurp virginity."

You: "Beautiful wurm, I want you to deflower me."

Wurm: "Uhh... *she picks up a flower and places it on your head* "Now you're flowered..." *She then removes it.* "...and deflowered." She gives you an odd look and slithers away* "Humans are so weird..." she mutters to herself as she looks for someone who won't confuse her with idioms and metaphors.

But assuming that she did understand, then it's no surprise you'd get what you asked for. As well as some bruises maybe.