Talk:Flow Kelp/@comment-45060051-20200312064029

"Hey, why is this pile of seaweed moving?  Horeshoe crabs?  Lungfish?  I should check this out for science.  *picks at it* Hmm, nothing weird so far... whoa!  There's a chick under this pile of HEY!!!!  OY GET OFF OF ME YOU CRAZY BI-HMMMPPFFF!"


 * two days later*

"So, after I finally was able to get her to stop smooching me every five seconds and calling me 'hubby-poo', I ended up walking home with her strapped to my back smiling like a goober and now I can't get rid of her.  Heh, such is life I guess.  You never know what weird stuff is going to make it interesting."


 * Flow Kelp just purrs and nuzzles his cheek with an 'I am the happiest girl in the universe' smile.*