Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190531021321

Bryce stares dumbfounded at the ranting time traveler and leans over to Harley to ask, "Does he always turn into this much of a chatterbox on these adventures?" Ashie overhears her other uncle and pipes up. "It gets worse if the other guy actually succeeds in tricking him."

"How often does that happen?"

Nina turns to Dawn with as she tries to comfort them. "What do you mean by 'Most of the time' Dawn? That's not very reassuring."

Nikki merely gives a small smile to her little sister and kisses her cheek before going back to silently worrying herself to death.

I just hope we're not too late...

"'Okayish'? Okayish!? Why that cheese brained, snot-nozed half-breed, pasta-loving- Wha- just who does he think he is!?" Muffy rants on as she watches our pursuers on her hodgepodge viewing device, with a particular focus on Noodle. I'm getting rather tired of the small, leather-clad woman sitting on my bare lap yelling at someone who can't even see or hear her, and so is Jhala. "Muffy..."

"- I have thirteen degrees in engineering, programming, astro and quantum physics, robotics and-"

"Muffy..."

"'-but oh! Look at me! I stole a time machine from a long dead advanced alien race! I didn't have to build one from scratch by myself! I just took someone else's work and that makes me the smartest person in the universe!' Bah!-"

"Muffy..."

"We'll see who's thinking a lot when I tear apart yourprecious space toy and sell it for-"

"MUFFY!"

The gremlin almost falls out of her perch on me and drops her device out of the sidecar, but catches herself and the tablet to my dismay. "Y-yes, boss?" She timidly asks her taller Amazon superior. Jhala rolls her eyes before focusing ahead as she questions her lackey. "Have your toys done their job before they where destroyed, or are we going to have to get 'creative'?" Muffy grins deviously as she sits up and wriggles her tush into her new favorite seat, to which I try to ignore, as she lists her report to her employer.

"Yes mam! Clyde welded some moving parts together so they damage themselves when they move before he got disintegrated. Baby-face uploaded a virus to the ships navigation systems so they go to the wrong damsel in distress on the wrong Earth... right before he was turned into gooey robot parts. Finally Bonnie, or should I say 'Bomb-ie' hahaha! Cut a hole right to the reactor! All she has to do is wait for the defense systems to attack her and unknowingly detonate her! Even if macaroni boy fixes one, he's going to be forced to fix the rest of his precious ship in order to get us!"

"Good, we can't afford them to interfere now. We are here." The Amazoness announces as we exit the Interdimensional Superhighway and arrive in low orbit of Earth. My old Earth. The one me and my family became refugees from towards the end of the Three Devil's War. Before we came to our home in the other dimension. The once great blue oceans mostly dried out except for scattered lakes and rivers of grey muck. The once green forests turned to either desert, irradiated ruins of megacities, frozen wastes or bloodstained earth and brimstone. We where back, to Hell on Earth. The lead kidnapper revved up her rocket bike and sped over to the westernmost part of the Mojave Desert, straight into the eye of a great, eternal storm.

(Welcome to my world. The Cheif God was slain by a Demon who took her crown around the same time the current demon lord and her husband made all monsters become mamono upon her rise to power. Only it didn't turn them all, only about half. Then, a high ranking monster that was found to be unfavorable of either of the two formed a third monster kingdom, resulting in a bloody three-way civil war that consumed the planet. Think of it as a hybridization of Fallout/Mad Max with God of War, Godzilla PS4, Borderlands, regular demons/monsters and the MGE Universe. )