Talk:Baphomet/@comment-26517142-20160521164805/@comment-29564364-20170226210140

Alpha: I casually push her scythe aside: "First, I'll ask you not to touch my hair. Second, I've already met my maker more than once. It's not uncommon for me to die. And third, I have no interest in sex, much less with lolis."

Baphy: "Not interested in sex with me, you say? We will see about that once I am done with you!"

Me: "Please! You kid are of no threat to me whatsoever. The universe will be reborn a thousand times before you can put the smallest scratch onto me, but let's make a deal. If you succeed, I'll become your slave until the end of one of our lives. There's no time limit and I'm not allowed to move my limbs."

Baphy: "Either you are overconfident in your abilities, either you are vastly underestimating mine. In both cases, I will put you back in your place, mortal!"

Me: "So is it a deal?"

Baphy: "It has never been this easy to convert someone to the Sabbath. Deal!"

Me: "Alright then. Three..."

She backs away a few steps and I sit down.

Me: "Two..."

She takes a fighting stance.

Me: "One..."

She pulls her scythe back, ready to charge.

Me: "ZORO!"

She lunges at me, swinging her weapon once in range.

Me: "Disqualified."

Her attack stops at less than a centimetre from my face. "What?"

Me: "You started before zero, you're disqualified."

Baphy: "You did say zero!"

Me: "No, I said Zoro."

Baphy: "Ah... Uh... Wha... Eh..."

Me: "Well. It's your loss, so I guess I'll take my leave." I get up and walk away, leaving behind a confused Baphomet.

Her brain finally finishes processing what happened. "WAIT A MINUTE! I will not be-" She turns around, but I'm already nowhere to be seen. Omega: Me: "Should I take that as a threat?"

Baphy: "That's a stupid question only a stupid human would ask. Of course you should! We, Baphomets, are known for being-"

I crack my knuckles and smirk before the screen cuts to black for two seconds as a loud noise is heard. When the image comes back on, I'm seen walking away, leaving behind an unconscious Baphomet laying in a crater with the surrounding trees bent away from her, some even broken.