Talk:Shirohebi/@comment-25619592-20141105223624/@comment-25035274-20141106145547

As it turns out, the Shirohebi had actually been aiming for another guy and had gotten us confused in the mix of people. I know this because once I turned around she shrieked, blushed, and tried to wrap her arms around her chest, like that would somehow negate the whole situation.

She tries to stammer out an apology, but I, grinning like a Cheshire Cat myself, just wave it off and tell her it's ok. My wife, bitter old bat that she... I mean, wonderfully kind soul that she is, grabs me by the ear and start dragging me home. I just repeat, "Ow, ow, ow, ow," and she responds with, "I'll give you somethin' to 'Ow' about, you lecherous old goat! Embarassing that poor girl and making a fool of yourself to boot! You should be ashamed! Ashaaaaamed!"