Talk:Blue Oni/@comment-71.241.201.26-20141223091601

Your out with your friends at a tavern getting completely hammered cause your girlfriend dumped you, your drinking so much even your buddies who are alcoholics are telling you to slow down your not paying them any mind. You get so drunk you black out you wake up in a very comfortable bed in a cave. You turn over and see a naked blue oni in bed with you you see she's wearing the engament ring that was meant for your ex girlfriend. She wakes up and says " morning my love how did you sleep I hope I didn't shake you to much, you were far to drunk to walk so I carried you back here you were so eager to have sex after we got married you ripped my clothes off once I laid you down "

You are far to hungover to move what do you do