Talk:Gyoubu Danuki/@comment-26380985-20161217213138/@comment-29602226-20161218105545

Me: So, Hellhound, Griffon or Wurm?

Jones: What?

Me: Which do you prefer as a wife?

Jones: Why are you asking me that now? I have just escaped from a Danuki!

Me: I think the only way to keep the racoon bitch away from your dong is to get you a jealous bodyguard wife... So, whose cave do we run to?

Jones:...

Me: Hellhounds are literal watchdogs from Hell, no way to get past them and reach you... sadly, they are rude, savage, selfish, ferocious and dominant as fuck too, and I would stay away from them, but whatever, many people seem to be into them.

Me: Griffons are super-powerful and super-protective; they were literally created by the gods to protect their treasures from thieves; once you are her "treasure", she will keep that Danuki well away from you and from your property... she's also rich, so you won't have to worry about the racoon bitch driving you into bankrupcy...

Me: Wurm are stupid as bricks, but powerful as Dragons, and she will be easily tamed and become docile; she will obey you and turn anybody or anything that threatens you into a jelly puddle; you tell her that Danuki is going after you, and the bitch will have to run to Pandemonium to escape from your wife...

Me: So, what?