Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180910043729

You've been living by yourself for a few months now after getting your first apartment in the MGC when you heard that your neighbor was a Devil Bug you were surprised, to say the least, because there were no foul smells or the sound of thousands of Devil Bugs moving around the apartment complex and it was a nice complex.

One day as you're heading home you see her fidgeting with her keys while holding bags of fresh groceries and having trouble with the bags, she spots you coming and stops what's she doing. "Excuse me can you help me out real quick, I'm having trouble getting into my apartment?" Being a good neighbor you help her out and take the groceries from her as she unlocks the door, expecting a pigsty you're greeted with a very well kept home. "I know what you're thinking and yes this my home and I like to keep it clean." She takes the bags from you and puts things away.

"I'm going to come clean with you, I'm not like most if any Devil Bug for that matter, I have a Master's degree in Engineering so I'm not simple minded like my mother and sisters, and I'm really not into trying to get my father to knock me up just so I can have children, I would love to be a mother but the same way as most Devil Bugs and as you can see I like to keep my place tidy and clean." She states she then looks at you and blushes. "Ok to be honest I saw you moving in not too long ago and have been trying to find the courage to ask you out, most guys are freaked out when it comes to my kind, the whole Devil bug thing and all, so I was wondering would you please go on a date me?"

WDYD? 