Talk:Succubus/@comment-26097222-20150313004440/@comment-26492770-20151125141916

I have some options for what I could do in this situation. I could stay and fuck until I'm like my bros, stand my ground and challenge her to a battle, make a run for it and escape with my pants still zipped up, or...I could simply explain that I have a girlfriend. I go for the last option, and provide the necessary proof to show that I'm not lying. The substitute teacher apologizes and backs off, there are no hard feelings, and all's good in the end. I do, however, have to stay and make up for class time since I was horrifically late.

Thus, I do 100 push-ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run! I'm superhuman, so I can definitely handle the work out.