Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25808351-20191120203148/@comment-25808351-20191207020632

@Storm/Jester/Lance: “Murder spree?! What kind of heartless twat do you take me for?! I’d never hurt anyone.... unless they tried to kill me first. But even then THATS WHAT SCHMOOPY IS FOR!!!!” Cyndwella points to Marcus who stops eating, a strip of bacon hanging out his mouth.

He chews for a moment, and the bacon strip drops to the plate as he swallows the mouthful of food. He then wipes his mouth with a napkin and looks at everyone.

“What the fuck we on about?” Marcus says unceremoniously.

“That you’re a turd herder!” Cyndwella shouts.

“Oh.” Marcus looks to Lance and slaps his arm. “I love my gals.” Then he goes back to eating.

“Ya see?” Cyndwella brings her attention back to Amal. “I don’t need to get my hands dirty. If I got a beef with somebody, I get the most dangerous man to take care of it.” Cyndwella smugly leans back in her seat. After several moments she jolts forward. “BUT ONLY IF NEEDED! I ain’t a murderin bitch.” She says in a manic voice.

“Hey Lance! Ya seem different today.” Cyndwella’s manic demeanor switches to a happy one. “You and Meri have.... FUN last night?”