Talk:March Hare/@comment-28935784-20160131072126/@comment-29602226-20161215191134

Desperate because he can't say anything that the March Hare won't interpret as a sex proposition, a human man gives up:

Man: I don't care anymore! If she's going to be like that, I could as well tell her what she wants to hear! HEY!, WHORESLUT! I WANT TO SHOVE MY HARD COCK INTO YOUR CUNT AND PUMP YOUR WOMB FULL OF SEMEN!!!

March Hare: .... *Listens intently, nods, and goes away. Comes again ten minutes later with a cup of tea".

March Hare: Here is the cup of tea you asked for. With milk and sugar, just like you said... *goes away*

Man: What... has... just... happened...?