Talk:March Hare/@comment-38.108.126.194-20150317151000

your relaxing on springbreak and now trying to kick back and relax. Suddenly a cute bunny girl with pink fluffy legs shows up on your doorstep with a letter and a mailman's uniform. she says she has a letter fro you, put reads it out loud instead;

"Dear pen pal,

roses are red

violets are blue,

be my valentine,

I'm waiting for you

blood is red,

bruises are blue,

please don't say no... or i'll...i'll."

She starts to squeeze her legs shut while you notice a sweet, sour scent from her, and when you look back at her; she looks at you with eyes filled with wanton lust.

What do you do?