Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160609201159/@comment-27800590-20160612235607

I always wanted to know how this would work. I think, pulling a raging mushroom out of my pack (don't ask why I keep them on me) and chow down. I rush at the cockatrice, she does the same, and it becomes a battle for dominance that ends with the two of us bruised from the rough sex.

When it's over, we're in each others arms, content. Not the most conventional way to get a normally shy creature as a wife, but I'm not complaining.