Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170311042825

How to be a jerk to a march hare who wants some:-

You: What do you want, nympho?

March hare: Nothing much! I just wanted to ask you out!

Y: Oh yeah? Like what, whipping my cock out at your command?

MH: No, something slower and sweeter. Like exchanging saliva when we're outside, sitting on a park bench.

Y: I could spit in your face if you want.

MH: ...

Y: ...

MH: ... Okay, I didn't know you liked that sort of humiliation, but if I can get you out of those clothes, I suppose it'll do. And BTW, my clothes are 100% off at my place –

Y: JESUS CHRIST, enough with the pickup lines, lady.

MH: A lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets –

Y: FINE! You want the D, HERE I CUM! *splatter*

MH: Your words don't taste that good to my ears or brain, but at least your cum is good. Is it pineapple?