User blog:Ore-samma/My Dormouse

Hello Fans! Ore-Samma here!

Allow me to introduce the named characters in this story

Jordan = 25 year old male Order reclamation agent

Robert = 40 year old former empire citizen

Jenny = a 1,500 year old Mad Hatter

Molly = a 987 year old Doormouse

Time passes differently in Wonderland.

And now- on to the story!

Ever your Servant-

Ore-Samma

“Aaaah! Jordan! Welcome! Welcome! Please, sit. Would you like a cup of tea?”

I eyed the Mad Hatter before me, “No, but thank you Jenny.” I looked at the chair and shook my head, “Perhaps a proper chair? I do believe this one has black currant jelly on it.... you know the kind you use to trap men?”

Jenny removed her hat and placed it over her chest. “Goodness me! I did forget to rearrange the furniture for your arrival!” She clapped her hands twice. “Chair? Do be a dear and make room for the wooden construct!”

The chair did a half wobbling half bouncing dance as it moved away.

“Now-” Jenny said, suddenly behind me, thrusting the chair to my legs to have me sit. “Let us discuss why I asked you to come. But first- would you like any refreshment? Tea? Cakes? Maybe I can invite a Jub-Jub? My husband will be along shortly, he’s just adding the finishing touches to the mirror he is making!”

“Already declined, but again; thank you!” I said a little forcibly. I glanced about, wishing that Robert, Jenny’s husband was already here.

“Well, straight to business then.” Jenny sighed and tossed her the hat she had in her hands away as a new one grew to take its place. She removed that one too, “I think I’ll need a new hat before long.” She muttered and tossed that one aside too as she sat.

“Anytime you are ready.” I said, clearing my throat as Jenny seemed to be preoccupied with another cup of tea.

“Now, now- Don’t be rude. I wasn’t expecting for you to be such a cold guest.” Jenny said as she wagged her finger.

“Ahem- Guest? The Queen demanded that I present myself to you, or be thrown to the bunny farm!”

Jenny gasped. “Did she? Goodness me! That just won’t do! I told her that she should have taken you there by carriage! I mean seriously! Throwing you all that way would have seriously hurt!”

I passed my hand over my face and tried to remind myself that my exile in Wonderland was nearly over. Soon I would be returning to my own world…. All I had to do was endure one more week of this world so obsessed with confection and nonsense.

“What was I saying?” Jenny said as she scratched her head, toppling off another hat that had just finished growing.

“You wanted something?”

“Oh! Right!” Jenny exclaimed and pointed to an empty chair.

“Right.” I said, standing up and brought the chair to Jenny who just looked confused. “So is that it? Can I go?”

Jenny nodded. “Oh yes! By all means!” She exclaimed. “I have no idea where you might find Molly, but I am glad to see you so eager to bring her back!”

“Molly?” I said groaning a little.

“She’s missing.” Jenny said simply, and patted the empty chair I just brought over. “See? Why the chair even has her name on it!” She finished and pulled a label from the chair and handed it to me.

“Jenny.”

“Yes?”

“No. Jenny, this is your chair, and this label has your name; Jenny!” I hissed between clenched teeth and handed the label to her.

Jenny read the label and gasped. “Why so it does!” She looked up at me. “Now why on Earth would this label have my name?”

Before I could answer a loud ringing noise came from Jenny’s pocket watch.

“Oh! Quick!” Jenny exclaimed, “Clean cup! Move down!” She got up and sat down in the chair I just brought to her. She then picked up a new cup of tea, sipped and set it down. “So, as I was saying, see?” She said, pointing to the chair she just left.

I looked at the chair and noticed a label that said ‘Molly’ on it.

I let out an exasperated sigh. “Okay! Fine! So, where is Molly?”

Jenny sipped some more tea. “She’s not here.”

I glanced about. “Well, I can already see that!”

“Me too! Isn’t it wonderful?”

“No! I need to know where she is!” Any idea?”

“Well, I mean she’s got to be somewhere!”

I shouted, trying to vent some of my frustration. “Jenny, everything is somewhere!”

“I know, right? You’re so smart Jordan! I’m sure you will find her in no time!”

I picked up a chair and was about to smash it on Jenny’s head when a voice called out. “Good evening Jordan”

I looked over, “Robert! Thank goodness you’re here. Can you talk to your wife? I just can’t-”

Robert made a pacifying gesture and nodded.

“Jenny?”

“Yes, dear?” Jenny said with a beaming smile.

“Where is Molly?”

Jenny shrugged. “She’s not here.”

“Where did you see her last?”

“She was with me!”

“Uh-huh, and where were you? What specific place were you visiting?”

“We were at the Queen’s palace getting more Dormouse Oil.” Jenny Exclaimed. “You know she’s getting married tomorrow and had to look her best! She’s the guest of honor!” She thought for a moment and removed her hat. “And a new hat for me!”

“How long ago was this?”

Jenny took out her pocket watch and shook it, producing a terrible rattle. “There!” She pointed at a ‘5’.

Robert turned to me and sighed. “You gotta ask hyper-specific questions of Mad Hatters.” He stretched and yawned. “Molly is a doormouse, and I’ll bet you will find her asleep somewhere along the road to here from the Queens palace.”

“Finally!” I exclaimed. “Thank you, Robert. You know,” I said, reminding him again “you can always come home. Away from this… place.

“But I like it here.” Robert said with a dreamy grin.

“Honestly, only poor suckers can be so easily lulled by sex.”

“It wasn’t sex that keeps me here. I love my wife. Like I said.”

“I know. But honestly, it’s hard for me to see how this works.”

Robert shrugged. “You may find out if you only give it a chance. But sometimes, you are just…. Stuck. You just fall into the sweetness and you just don’t want to leave.”

I nodded, barely listening. My mission and exile here was to try to bring back humans to the home dimension. But sadly, no takers.

I turned to leave when I heard a crash of a teacup.

“Jordan! Oh! Jordan wait I just remembered!” Jenny shouted, getting up from the table and rushed over.

“We are going to have a wedding tomorrow! First thing in the morning! You’re invited!” She said with a tip of her hat and handed me an invitation.

“Peh! Fine! I can’t wait to see the poor sucker that’s going to be staying here for the rest of his life!”

“I know! Right?” Jenny said with a smile larger than a Chersire cat.

“Yeah, whatever.” I quickly turned and left the outdoor teaparty and made my way to the royal path.

I literally had not walked more than ten minutes when I saw a sleeping Doormouse girl amidst the tulips on the side of the road.

She was a cute little thing with jet black hair and vibrant pink undergarments. She was snoring softly as I approached.

“Hey- Molly?” I said, shaking her petite frame.

“Five more minutes.” The doormouse squeaked, barley opening one vivid blue eye and closed it again.

“Ah! No you don’t!” I said shaking her a little more roughly. “Are you Molly? Do you know a Madhatter named Jenny? We gotta get you to your wedding!”

The doormouse squeaked again, and gave a startled snort. “Jenny? Oh! She said it was time for tea. But needed a nap first. Five more minutes.” She said, yawning and flopping back down.

“Nope! Five minutes happened five minutes ago!” I barked, and began to pick her up.

Molly shifted, moaning a little as I brought her up and began to wiggle her bottom against my hand.

“Stop it!” I hissed as I repositioned her over my shoulder.

“Mmmmm...nom...nom...nom….” Molly muttered as she began to nibble on my ear, the sounds of her playful chewing and breath in my ear caused me to shudder. She started to fall, but I quickly grabbed her again and-

*RrriiiIIiiPPppp*

“Oh dear” Molly mumbled, “Be gentle with me, it’s my first time."

I quickly tossed the torn nightie away, glad she still had her frilly panties on. And tried to reposition her again…. And again…. And again….

Everytime I tried to carry her she would shift, adjust her position, or start nibbling on my body.

A princess carry would result in her bottom and chest grinding away at me.

A piggy back would mean my ears and neck would be nibbled on.

Over the shoulder would be another nibble session with a bottom grinding.

"nom....nom...nom....sweet noms...."

“Gah! Enough of this!” I cried out, setting her down and walked away breathing deeply, trying to cool off from the immense heat being generated by both of our bodies. I thought for moment and removed my shirt, and fashioned it into a two makeshift ropes.

“Let’s see how you like this!” I hissed through my teeth as I attached an end to her ankles and wrists.

“Oh dearie! You don’t need to do that to a doormouse!” A passing Jabberwocky said while laughing.

“Mind your business!” I shouted, my face burning from the display I must be producing.

“There!” I exhaled, “Now, let’s see you try to nibble or wriggle your way like this!” I grunted as I swung Molly around in a reverse-piggy-back position with our fronts facing each other. Her legs were kept around my body thanks to the makeshift rope and her arms were now around my neck.

''“Yes, I know how it sounds, but seriously, I could now control how close she was to me this way! And Molly to her credit, seemed content to just sleep with her head and body leaned back away from me, okay?”''

“Who are you talking to?” The Jabberwocky said with more laughter.

“Are you going somewhere? Or are you occupied with watching me struggle?” I snarled.

“Don’t get your panties in a twist, geez!” She snorted, “I’m going, say- don’t be late to your wedding you cute couple you!”

“In your dreams!” I grumbled, watching the Jabberwocky fly off.

“ Hmmmm, sweetest of dreams, cutest of couples! ” Molly squeaked.

“In your dreams too, sweetheart!” I mumbled under my breath as I continued on.

Things were going much more smoothly now. Me, walking with a little weight pulling me forward, Molly snoring, and with less than a quarter of the way to go! I could already see the Jelly Pools that made the edge of the small forest Jenny lived in and-

“Aaaah! Heck!” I cried out as I tripped over something, and fell down face first. I quickly held out my hands to break our fall and-

*squish*

My hands landed right into two small pools of Jelly and were stuck fast up to the elbows.

Molly opened her eyes and stretched and yawned, smacking her lips and looked at me.

“Oh! Hewoo husband!” She said with a slight peck to my nose. “Good morning!”

“Husband? Oh no! I am not your husband!” I said trying to pull my arms out.”

Molly looked at the ropes on her wrists with a little confusion. “Odd, I don’t remember these when I slept.”

There was something odd about the ropes now. I noticed they they extended under my arm and twisted in a way that made it impossible for-

“Hey! I cant get this over your body! Pull your arms out!” Molly pouted.

I bent my knees under my body, realizing with near-horror that my pants must have also come undone slightly and were starting to slip off. “I’m trying!” I grunted, as I pushed my knees under my body and tried to remove my arms from the Jelly.

“It’s no use!” I groaned. “It’s black currant jelly!”

Molly shrugged and pulled a wedge of cheese from thin air and began to nibble at it. “Mmmfff- Oh well, I’mmm sure summonne will come and find us soon.” She broke off a piece and, before I could react, stuffed it in my mouth.

“Blech!” I said, sitting out the goey, overwhelming, and rather pungent cheese upon the ground.

“Hey, don’t be wasteful. You could have just said you didn’t like cheese!” Molly said with another pout.

“I’ll remember that.” I grumbled, still tasting the goey, slimy cheese in my entire mouth.

“Well good! I was taught to share you know, sharing is only good manners.” She finished the cheese and stretched and yawned. “Well, g’nite husband!” She said and soon began to snore.

“Not your husband!” I muttered, wondering what the heck I had gotten myself into.

* sniff* *sniff* “Mmmmm, cheese!” Molly murmured from her sleep, her nose wiggling and her head rising towards me.

“Hey! Stay away!” I shouted, “Hey! Hey! Wake up, Molly! Wake oop-”

The rest of my words were cut off as Molly began to lick and nibble at my lips and tongue. I quickly turned my head and felt her tiny teeth close on my neck.

“Mmmmm...nom...nom...nom….sweet noms!” Molly murmured as she nibbled and drooled all over my neck… my ears…. My lips…. My tongue….

She ran her fingertips along my back and chest, scratching me with her tiny claws.

I inhaled her aromatic mousy smell….. and her taste so much like fresh picked strawberries. Light pink with a sweet tartness. The nibbles so delicate, sharp, and so swift.

Molly moaned, stretching her arms and legs out wide, and wrapping them around my body…. Her tail came forth and curled around my flesh, tugging it towards her.

“No, wait- stop!” I breathed, trying to back away, wiggling my own bottom to try to stop my undergarments from being pulled down.

“Stop? Do you really want me to stop?” Molly mumbled, her blue eyes open as slits now.

I couldn’t answer, I couldn’t think! I-

Molly leaned forward and extended her long tongue into my mouth, licking the insides. Her legs tightened and flexed, bringing her body up, bringing her body to surround my now exposed flesh.

Molly withdrew her face and tongue, nibbling my tongue, then lips, then chittered her teeth as she moved her face away and her hips up.

“Jordan, sleep with me.” Molly squeaked with a timid voice.

Her words seemed to drain all strength from my body, and I collapsed on top and within her.

“Squeak!” Molly yelped as we connected. Her whole body trembled as her flesh parted, now filled with mine.

“Oh! Husband! I love you!” Molly squeaked, running her fingers along the lines of my chest.

I didn’t answer, I couldn’t answer I just had to have her! I pitched and heaved my body with hers, filling the night with our heat and her lustful squeaking.

(later)

At last, we were back at the MadHatters, and the wedding already seemed to be in full swing. As I, with Molly riding on my shoulders went through the last brush, we were greeted by a huge cheer of celebration!

“And there they are!” Jenny screamed to the crowd.

“Here’s to the happy cutesy couple!” The Jabberwocky from earlier crowed. “May you forever find your forever happiness in Wonderland….. Forever!”

“Forever!” The crowd roared back.

I looked about the procession in a mixture of happiness and shock.

“Jordan! we got you a present!” Robert said, holding out a brightly decorated gift bag. “It’s from me and my wife!”

"Yes! From us both!" Jenny said, nodding.

I reached in and looked at my smiling reflection in the beautiful silver hand mirror gift.

“Jordan?” Molly squeaked.

I looked up, “Yes?”

She pointed to the mirror “Why does it say ‘Poor Sucker’ on the mirror?”

I glanced at my reflection again, with the sound of laughter all around me.

.

Well……...shit.