Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20160609201159/@comment-27013478-20160801193714

I start running. While screaming.

"Run Run, Call the Police! Oh wait, a tree, better climb it."

And so, I climbed a tree.

And the cockatrice was waiting right beneath me, a hungry look in her eyes.

I just had to wait this out...forgot about the pheromones, fuck.

And so, I did what anyone in my situation would do.

Somehow tie myself to the tree, and wait it out.

And that's what I did. Until she left. I cut whatever tied me to the tree, and climbed down.

And then she jumped me, and then violently initiated snu-snu.

That'll probably hurt in the morning.