Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28358106-20160621173144/@comment-28358106-20160625195731

(BTR) The Regent starts. "Asja?  A Golem?" She laughs heartily. "Doctor, your reputation precedes you, I see."

I sink into my chair. "Please don't tell the story."

"No, Asja is a Cheshire, without a doubt.  And you know how Cheshires can be. One evening last year she had smuggled in some...aphrodisiacs.  It was...amusing, but she broke three dozen laws.  When we finally found her, she was...ahem...riding the steeple of the Cathar's cathedral, singing all forty verses to 'A Wizard's Stick Has A Knob On The End.'  The Doctor had to dislodge her with a bolt of lightning."

I sigh. "The Regent asked me to mark her with a rune that will electrocute her if she gets...overly excited.  That's why she hates me."

"Oh come, Doctor, you have to admit it's more interesting than birthing Holstaurs all the time."