Talk:Alp/@comment-26570826-20150714175521/@comment-26115871-20150913164855

"Wait Rumplestiltskin, what about your wife?" (This is why you should never tell me to name them whatever I want)

"I-it's cool, she s-said that she and I can share you."

"Well then tell her to get her ass over here! We can't have a threesome with only two people, silly!"