Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37315504-20190625061650/@comment-37629772-20190725103948

"Not really, but i remember a old tale i was told when i was just a pup. Legend says that before the current DL took over, a three-head hellhound guard the gates to hell and the king of infernal realm, hades. The legend also says that when the DL took over, hades had to adjust to the fact that his loyal guard dog who also be trying to rape him......If it's true, I wonder how hades is doing."

Elf

Wait....really?! That's it? That's the thing that makes you feel special compared to me? The fact you can pull off party tricks slightly better? Man, no wonder you elves are stereotyped as being self-righteous pricks.