Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26187100-20170314192211/@comment-27950421-20180120144221

I give her a seemingly nervouse grin, "W-w-well there's a small problem with that..."

She glares darkly at me and moves herself that she can loom over me menacingly, "And what would that be, little runt?"

I raise a hand as if trying to calm her down, "W-well, it's nothing too b-big it's just that..."

I suddenly loose my stutter and shift from a nervouse grin to a confident smirk, "You're not any position to be making demands of anyone right now."

Before the Ogre can react she hears a quick hiss come from in my sleave and a sudden feeling of of needles sinking into her neck before pulling away.

Almost immediately she collapses, spasming violently, while I gently pet a distinctly blue scaled blue scaled snake with a bright red head.

I smile down at her, "You see, while I've been avoiding all of you bullies, I've also been practicing. You see I've developed a brand new fighting style. I'm thinking of calling it the Rep School of Martial Arts Herptoculture. It revolves around rearing amd training various reptiles and utilizing them for combat and self defence. So I don't really need your protection nor am I too frightened of you at this point."

She groans through her spasms.

I tilt my head, "Oh don't worry too much. Blue Coral Snake venom is incredibly fast acting and deadly to humans. Instant paralysis, muscle spasming, near instant death, you know, the works. But for a mamono it only works as a paralytic. You giys are just more resistant to things than humans. You'll live..."

I shrug, "Probably... I think you'll be feeling some localized numbing or paralysis for the next month or so if you don't die."

I kneel down beside the Ogres head, "If you ever think of forcing things with me again, this'll probably be the result, so next time you want a date, I'd suggest asking nicely."

I stand back up, "Then again, I don't really like you, so... yeah. Bye."

I turn and walk away but before I go around the corner I pause and look back at her, "And if you really piss me off, I'm pulling out my Golden Lancehead. That one will kill you."

I walk away with a spring in my step and song in my heart.


 * that afternoon

A cry can be heard from the principals office, "BUT CLEO CAN BRING HER SNAKE TO SCHOOL!!!"