User blog:BTR180/Robbing a Vampire

You're breaking into a mansion out on the outskirts of a dark forest late one night. After hearing rumors about pricless artifacts and vaults full of loot you decided that it was worth going after despite it the rumors also saying that it was a home to a powerful monster. As you enter in through the window you see display cases with flawless gems and other valuable heirlooms that are sure to be worth a small forutante on the black market.

As you go to town quickly cutting holes in the glass and picking open locks, you hear someone make a loud *COUGH COUGH* behind you. You turned around to see a vampire glaring at you with her arms cross. "What do you think you are doing?" She asks coldly. - Nola19



I stand up slowly my armor clinks as I move. I slightly turn my head right to get a glimpse at her.

Me: "Well isn't it obvious love? l'm robbing you for all you got. And if you get in my way you will regret it greatly." -This is my voice for this story/armor-

Vampire: "Why you reprehensible little miscreant. All you filthy human scum, always defiling the sanctity of this land with your presence. I'm going to have to punish you to show you your place!" She bares her fangs and then slowly approaches me.

Me: "Another one of those domineering vampires, all of you monsters are the same, behaving as if you deserve respect. And now you think you can control me. He he he he he. How very quaint."

Vampire: "Why you!" FIlled with rage the vampire blindly jumps at me to try to knock me over and pin me. Unfortunately for her she took my bait, I side step and avoid her attack and she crashes into one of the display cases and get's her face terribly cut by the glass case she broke. "Gyaaa! What have you done? My face! My beauty!"

Me: "I made myself very clear, I f you got in my way I would make your regret it, and now you lost your beauty. You will be an outcast a pariah amongst your own. Lucky for you I don't like getting my hands dirty so I'll leave you alive. Now I f you'll excuse me I have some gems to that require my attention."

Vampire: -sobbing- "You- you MONSTER!"

Me: "Hehehehehehe! Oh isn't that just funny coming from you." Not caring about waking anyone I just smash the cases and take the gems. Some of her manservants came due to the noise but were unable or to afraid to do anything. I leave withount having to casue anymore trouble and move on as if nothing ever happened.