Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-37279798-20181023150532/@comment-37512039-20181116024835

Oh I got one, too! Here it is:

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady

Hi! My name is (what?) Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is) Slim Shady Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my name is) For one second My name is (My name is Slim Shady)

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight But I can't figure out which dickhead that should impregnate (Oh) And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head!" Uh-uh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch Who sat down too fast C'mere cuck! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my man dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, Chased him with a stapler Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my tit in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (thanks mom) You know you blew up when the men rush your stands Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"

Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady

Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This chick needs to be locked away! (Get her!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka, Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my life I was very deprived I ain't had a man in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits How you gonna breast feed me Mom? You ain't got not tits! I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulletproof vest on and tap myself on the head Til' I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Ask him if he bought a porno mag to see my ass.

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady

Hi! My name is (who?) My name is (huh?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady