Talk:March Hare/@comment-28718853-20160815163035

I think I know of a way to keep the March Hares off of us.

1. Acquire a candy corn machine gun.

2. (Unfortunately or fortunately) Encounter a group of March Hares in Wonderland.

3. Let the candy corn fly.

4. Hope that the March Hares get distracted by the candy, allowing you to slip past.