Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33305666-20171009094603/@comment-25808351-20171009140936

I look over my shoulder at the window, then back to the Red Cap. Her giant cleaver is making short work of the door that separates us. "Fuck this shit!" I drop the knife and climb up and out the window. With my adrenaline pumping I trudge out into the blizzard, I can hear the Red Cap calling out for me to comeback. Guilt sets in the further I get from the mansion.

The Red Cap is probably not a bad person, just lonely and wants someone to lover her. Unfortunately, I'm not a lolicon. I continue my journey through the blizzard. The wind is howling, it's dark and the blizzard is so thick that I can only see a few feet in front of me. For hours I trudged through the thick snow, my legs hurting and my body damn near frozen. Just when I thought all was lost, I find a Yeti making a snow outside of her cave.

The Yeti stops and looks at me and I to her. Suddenly a giant smile forms on her face. A cute smile that fills me with a warm and comforting sensation. "Helloooooo, sir! What in the world are doing out in this crazy blizzard?" She asks.

"I was running away from that big mansion, there was a super horny Red Cap that chasing me with a giant freaking cleaver!" I explain while shivering.

"Oh that silly Lacey, she should know by now that scaring a man is no way to win a man. Anyways, coming inside my cave and warm up." She waves me toward the cave with her big fluffy paws. With idea where I was or where civilization is, I was cold, tired and honestly a bit hungry. With little choice I except her offer and step inside the cave.

It was a rather cozy little place. I sit down next to the fire to warm myself up and as I take my seat, the Yeti drapes herself over me and gives me a giant hug. Instantly my body warms up and I feel better. Before long I'm so comfortable that I fall asleep in her arms. Not only did I manage to escape, but I got a Yeti girlfriend out of it.