Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180513235504/@comment-30700719-20180516121856

I nodded, interlocking my fingers and splaying my palms outward. "Right, then. Anyone got a plan of attack? Squad one-two acts as decoy, while squad one-one draws fire and moves the enemy away?" My friends looked around, and Abrar replied, "No, not really. We were just...err..." I sighed, nodding. "All right, here's the reverse cock-block plan..."

Cait Sith--lured into an alleyway with three Kobolds

Dark Priest--easy, really, just point her towards someone's front door

Automaton--persuaded to target Dylan instead of my brother (Dylan requested this)

Thunderbird--had to use a trash-can lid as a shield, wrapping a scarf around my hand

Red Oni--had to attach a bottle of 70% ABV sake to a fishing rod and lead her around (pretty difficult, seeing as she could barely read the label)

I turn to the group, nodding. "Nice work, people!" We high five each other and look around. "Hey, where'd my brother go?" They all shrug. "Well, nice work, team! Today was a success!"