Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20160613214855/@comment-27346571-20161029181926

"Sure, got nothin' better to do. If I fail, I get myself a hot wife, so it's a win win situation." I say as the principal hands me the mask. I put it on and head to the nearest Demon Realm.

Day 1:

''The first day is going pretty nice. The mask is helping prevent insanity and any effects from the fruit here. I have a way to defend myself, as I've stolen a Redcap's sword while she was sleeping. I've defeated five mamano so far. How? I may be an idiot and a troublemaker, but trouble never catches up to me because I'm usually stronger than trouble, and faster too. I have defeated a Sahuagin, a Hellhound, a Harpy, an Alraune, and a Weresheep. I think I'll be good unless something gets drop on me.''

Day 2:

''The redcap I stole my sword from is really pissed, and she has gang of her kind looking for me. The word has spread through the demon realm that a masked man with a demonic silver blade was wandering through the demon realm, and now all the mamano are in a frenzy. I'm going to wait and let all of this die down.''

Day 3:

''The redcaps spotted me. Goddamn Redcaps! I've been disarmed, so I went into hiding for a bit. They're still after me, but now their group is even bigger and has some of the strongest mamano in it. If I don't find a good weapon again I'm almost ensured failure when they find me again. The only weapon I've got is a stick, and what will a stick do against swords and claws and scales?''

Day 4:

''I decided to take a light nap in a dark cave, but I in't get any sleep due to my severe case of Nyctophobia. A werebat found me and went alert the others, and now I'm trapped in this cave with the exit blocked. The only possible way out is to go deeper.''

Day 5:

''I've found a goblin village and fought my way through. Don't ask how, because I don't know. Some of the faster mamano with the previously mentioned group caught up with me and were also knocked out. If I don't rest soon, I'll pass out from fatigue and fail when they catch up. If I do rest, I'll fail when they catch up.''

Day 6, Overtime:

''I've decided to take short naps whenever I can, and continue my trek through this cave whenever I hear the mamano group's boredom talk. There are now glowing crystals in this cave and I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. Once this cave ends, I'll be met with my certain doom.''

Day 7, Overtime:

''I've gotten to the end of this cave, a room deep underground where nobody'll hear me scream. I think this is it.''

I look around the cavern, which is well lit for being so far underground because of the crystals emitting their own light. I see some water and some mushrooms growing around. I eat some of the mushrooms and drink the water, the mask still blocking any negative effects brought by the food.

"There he is!" A hellhound shouts, bounding into the room with the rest of the mamano following. I stop eating and drinking, grab one of the crystals, and look at the group. I might as well have been chased by the entirety of the demon realm because of how much mamano there were.

"Get him!" Their leader, the redcap from before shouts as they start to charge, but stop as a black ball with with a woman on it decends from a hole in the roof which I didn't even see. The blackness seizes me, and then rises back to the surface, with me. I manage to escape it's grasp and run back to the village.

"I'm back!" I shout as I burst into the principal's office, a face of shock and amazement on everyboy who has seen me.

"The eye saw everything..." The principal says, sighing. "Well, guess you earned it. The gold is in the mansion." He says as he gives me the key, and I rub it in the face of everybody at school that I'm rich and out of school and call them nerds. I eagerly run to my new mansion to see the blob of blackness back to get me again.

"I owe you one. And I think I know what you want that favor to be." I say as I grab the woman part's left hand and begin to walk her to my new mansion. I later find out her name is Lilly and that she is a mamano called a "Dark Matter" and that she has a lot of cool tricks she can do with the black blob of what she calls "Men's desires." We are now husband and wife and also the rulers of a new spirit realm where man and monster coexist with normal lives, but also have amazing times in bed and under the sheets. A realm where merchants can pass through and sell their stuff and then leave without being raped, but if he wanted he could pick up a monster girl and continue his travels with a lot more fun. A land where humans and mamano lived in piece, and mamano no longer saw the need to force themselves onto a man when they could just use their charm. A land where you can be a member of the Sabbath and have a lover of bit boobs right next door. We named it, "Tragiasa."