Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30225761-20170220075001/@comment-29564364-20170220102114

(Dammit! I missed it all too! I wanted to be the 493rd reply...)

Me: "Where are we?"

Matt: "I don't know... But they mentioned a labyrinth before everything turned dark."

Gwen: "I can't see anything."

N.I.G.E.L.: "High numbers of entities converging toward your position."

Tienna: "How many?"

N.I.G.E.L.: "Currently counting... Number: 34. Status: non hostile."

Me: "That many non hostile entities within a 50m radius?! Just what can this be? Are any registered?"

N.I.G.E.L.: "None."

Me: "Great... We got scattered again...."

Gwen: "Maybe not scattered, but separated."

Matt: "How do you know?"

Gwen: "Well... hum... It migh or might not possibly be... my fault."

Me: "What do you mean?"

Gwen: "When I saw everyone getting teleported, I tried to cancel it, but the magic was too strong. All I could do is redirect us.

Tienna: "It's alright. At leaast, you tried."

Me: "For now, let's try to see where we are."

Matt: "Yeah, good idea."

Tienna and I turn on our night vision, but before we could see anything, "Let there be light! General of Fire!"

Tienna & me: "Argh, my eyes!"

Me: "God dammit, Matt! You could at least have warned us! Our night vision was on."

Matt: "Oh, I'm so sooorry if I have no way to know when your night vision is on. Oh hey, look! Torch holders." He extends his arm toward the closest one, lights it up with a flame and every other ones light up as well, ridding the place of the darkness. "Oh well. Looks like we won't nee-"

Gwen: "KYAAAAA!!! Bugs! There are bugs everywhere! Gross!"

???: "Calling us "gross"? That's harsh."

The light reveals a small crowd of bug people, all females, advancing toward us.

Matt & Gwen: "STAY BACK!"

Matt's flame burn brighter, "I'm not giving my virginity to any of you!" and Gwen readies a red magic circle (offensive magic): "Don't come near me!"

Me: "Relax, guys. N.I.G.E.L. identified them as non-hostile."

Gaudi 1: "You should listen to your friend. We're not here to fight, nor to rape you."

Tienna tightens her grip around my arm: "You better not."

Gaudi 2: "We sensed new residents, so we came to welcome them."

Me: ""Residents"? We don't live here."

Gaudi 3: "Not yet. You still have to find or build your house and-"

Me: "No. I don't think you understand. We're not staying here."

They gasp.

Gaudi 2: "You don't know?"

Matt: "We don't know what?"

Gaudi 1: "Welcome to the Labyrinth!"

Gaudi 3: "Make yourself at ease because you'll spend a lot of time here."

Gaudi 2: "Everyone who ended up here never found the exit. So they settled down with us."

Gwen: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH BUGS! There's no way we're staying here! We're leaving!"

Gaudi 1: "It's not the first time we hear that. A lot of visitors before you said the same thing."

Gaudi 2: "Yet, they all came back, unsuccessful in their quest."

Gwen: "Well we'll be the first to succeed and we'll never see you ever again!"

Gaudi' in the crowd: "What's her problem?" "She's rude!" "What have we done to her to deserve those words?" "I don't like her..."

Me: "She's afraid of bugs."

Matt: "And I'm wary of rape." He grabs the Great Fang's hilt and they all back away a few steps in fear.

Me: "See? They are of no threat for your virginity. By the way, not that we intend to get one but... you mentioned a house? How can anyone build such structures in such narrow corridors?"

Gaudi 1: "Sure. Let us show you."

The crowd splits in two, yielding the passage to the first. The second and third follow her: "Come. Come." Matt goes first, still solidly gripping his sword, closely followed by Gwen hiding behind him and shivering in disgust, and me with Tienna, welded to my arm,  distrustfully glaring at them. Both halves of the crowd group back together behind us and close the march.

(Done)