User blog:AfricanHaremKing/Jubjub humpty egg WWYD

While venturing out into wonderland you come across a bright pink egg with heart patterns. As if in response to your presence, the egg begins to hatch. A baby Jubjub springs out of the egg and leglocks your face.

What do you do?

September 18, 2015 by A Wikia contributo

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I try to pull her off but can't her talons dig into my head neck and back. Normal bird talons can crush human bone so no telling how strong this thing is, with that in mind I let it stay for the time being.

After trying to easy the damn thing off, sneak rip it off and power through the pain rip it off all fail I give up. I only know one sure fire way to get it off maybe two but I'm not willing to stick my finger in it or pull out my dick on a damn newborn.

So shoulders slumped I walk looking for a Jabberwock the only reason I braved this place to begin with drawing strange stares from passers-by. It was hard to eat and I don't know if it was my breathing or what but this little bitch started humping my face.

I had to complete the second have of the journey pulling her tail feathers to stop it I could barely breath it was not good for my physical or mental health. Then I saw her 5 days later and she made it all worth it, the one I found more beautiful than a Lilim her generous proportions and curves entralled me.

I pull out my dick. The little jubjub sniffs and releases my face dropping down towards my dick and ..I slap her little ass away and run at the Jabberwock. When she notices me and Mandigo doing our best impression of a pole vaulting athlete she kneels and my heart skips a beat.

But her expression changes as I get near and she stands I point to my dick and she says "I would but I don't mess with married men." What? I explain I haven't been with anyone and had been saving myself to her but she turns to walk away.

I pull out the wonderland guide and turn to her species page, "I wanna fuck. .. I love you! Your the one I want! I haven't been with anyo- wait I can explain! A Jubjub was stuck to my face for ten days." I run in front of her " No nono no, it was an infant and- wait!"

She turns spreads her wing and I start ramming her and she falls to her knees."10 days with that damn thing stuck to my face- your going to listen to me!!"

Unfortunately I didn't do much talking so when it was over she picked me up "I don't care how much I enjoyed it or how incredibly sexually compatible we are, (she started slapping me)I don't sleep with married men!"

Her last blow sent me rag dolling 35-40ft things were broken and dislocated among them my neck, I suppose DE of this place was keeping me alive.. evil stuff.

"Chirrrp, Chirrp." Damn Jubjub!

"Get the hell away from me! Don't you dare come near my face ag- oh no! Stay away from that! Stay aw- SOMEBODY HELP ME!! Help me pleas!!!" As it gets closer and looks me over I start crying.

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