Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27036092-20161212224239/@comment-30700719-20170304031302

I simply shrug and fabricate a satchel bomb, then place it underneath a cast-iron metal bowl. In my best Demoman voice, I say, "KA-BOOM!" as I hit the detonator, throwing me into the air. A Rauser swoops in and catches me on it's wing. I scramble into the cockpit and fly away.

A few weeks later, I hear a knocking sound on the primary entrance hatch of my submarine, the Trieste. Curious as to who could get across fifty kilometres of water, I get up and walk over. Opening the large water-proof door, I see the Devil and the Demon, smiling laviciously. "Heh heh. We found you. You ain't gonna run away this time." The Demon starts walking towards me, and I obstruct her with one hand. "Yeah, you're right. Why would I run away from my home, capable of flying, diving, and filled with traps, mechanisms and barriers? In fact, I'm going to play a little game. If you can find me within two hours, I'll sign your contract. You fail, you get the hell off my sub." The Devil looks up at the Demon and says, "A game! He wants to play with us!" I then turn around and walk around a corner, disappearing out of sight. They both rush forward, but I'm hidden in the vents under the floor. I calmly wait for them to pass, then turn on the PA system. "Girls, your two hours starts now." I then clamber up out of the vent and walk back to the entrance hatch. They'll never look here until it's too late.