Talk:Salamander/@comment-71.100.124.77-20150210123335/@comment-28935784-20150210150533

Lawl.

I tackle the Salamander to the ground and playfully wrestle with her. The Lizardman stares at us with her mouth open.

'Do you like her better?'

'No. I've got a husband for you too. Look behind you.'

The Lizardman turns around to see my very scared friend. She throws herself at him and rips off his trousers. 'SHOW ME HOW YOU BATTLE, WARRIOR!' She rips off her own clothes and 'battles' him fiercely. He lies there and takes it like a good hubby.

He still wants to kick my arse after all this while for giving him up, but the Salamander is keeping me very safe indeed. So safe that he can't even secretly watch us while 'sharpening his sword'.