Talk:Lizardman/@comment-26219553-20150322154954/@comment-67.60.14.46-20150609222549

(Let me get into character...) I pat dust off of my brigandine, and unsheathe my khanda.

"Challenging me? You're either brave or foolish, because I'M THE BEST THERE HAS EVER BEEN!"

We engage in glorious battle, swords clanking loudly, the battle carries on for many minutes. Towards the end of the battle, I get knocked back and crouch for a second; thinking she has won, the lizard goes for a final blow, only to get a handful of dirt in her eyes. She panics a bit, wiping her eyes; I take this opportunity to punch her windpipe, sending her into a coughing fit. That is when I place my sword against the back of her neck. I've won. I walk away, whilst she coughs: "I told you, I'm the best there's ever been." (YAY!)