Talk:Lich/@comment-25998918-20150203054810/@comment-25035274-20150203173052

I strike a manly pose with my manly legs in a manlyish wide stance, with my manly fists on my manly hips. When I speak, it is with a manly timber.

"Why no, fair maiden. For I am too manly for such an unmanly emotion as fear."

She giggles to herself, and the next thing I know, my manly wrists have been shackled together in rather unmanly fashion.

"Well, good. I wouldn't want my manly man to run away, after all."

I gulp in suitably manly fashion, and similarly let out a manly whimper as I find myself somehow levitating in some sort of bubble tinted a most unmanly pinkish hue.

I am repeatedly raped, that day and every day after. But at least I can stand firm in the knowledge that I remain a MAN.