Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20180225022252/@comment-25808351-20180316220102

It’s King! Thank gods your here! We have this ticking time bomb that will blow up the earth and awaken the sleeping Ultra-Mega Lord known as Cyndwella! If she is awakened by this bomb all hell will break loose! Anarchy will rain supreme and Kobolds and Werecats will live together in harmony! Real apocalyptic shit man! I need your help defusing it! All I know is how to punch things, drink liquor, screw and lose to Lucida in rock-paper-scissors! WE ALL GONNA DIE!