Talk:Anubis/@comment-25833927-20150131075600/@comment-25035274-20150202144557

I strongly cuddle the ever-loving shit out of the Sphinx. We then proceed to spend our days surprise-tickling mummies, tying Nuby's tail in knots while she's sleeping, replacing the Apophis' sugar with salt, moving things behind the local Pharaoh's back when she isn't looking, and feeding my asshole friends to Sandworms.