Talk:Centaur/@comment-26115871-20151109042811

You are walking your wife home from the bar. She keeps going on and on about how she can't believe an angel out-drank a red oni. Granted, if she had entered the little competition she'd probably have out-drank both of them. Suddenly she bucks you off, and - right in the middle of the path - starts removing her clothes. "Oh god, I can't wait anymore! I need you NOW!"

What do you do?