Talk:Hellhound/@comment-116.87.41.222-20150925043847/@comment-4407082-20150925221736

I remain there, too depressed to do anything, just drinking. The Hellhound sits at my table.

"Heh, you really got tired of hiding, didn't you? I hope you realize that you won't be leaving this table alone, baby."

"Not really, I am just too depressed (tell her my story)"

"Awww come here!" (she hugs me)

"I will never ever leave you!"

"I know, that is why I went into the graveyard a week ago looking for a wife.... I saw you but you were just too stunning and I was ashamed to introduce myself.... I am glad you tracked me down. I just kept avoiding you in part because I don't want to be hurt again but also because of my shyness."

"You wouldn't really need to introduce yourself ya know? Just place yourself in sight! Haha but you gave me a fun hunt. Why don't we leave this bar and have some sexy times?"

I walk out of the bar with my new Hellhound waifu.