Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-25582977-20141026071357/@comment-25041612-20141029095938

Party Vanderbilt wrote: Don't trust Stan. And for God's sake, if he ever invites you over for...Cupcakes? Back away slowly, and once there's a suitable distance between you, run like the M***** F***ing wind.

Stan's cupcakes are terrible. They taste like sawdust and oats. That specific combination. Sawdust and oats. Firt off, I'm very trust worthy, I'm an engineer. I got the papers and everything from the internet, and I'm too lazy to invite people over for cupcakes.

And my cupcakes are made from gorgon blood, volcanic ash, sawdust, flour, milk, sugar, and an unhealthy amount of iron ore. It tastes like rainbows!!!