Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160513194935/@comment-27013478-20161121212833

'Family: Raptor

Type: Ancient Reptile

Habitat: Deserts, Grasslands, Forests (only in the Reptile Kingdom)

Disposition: Ferocious, Predatory, Playfully (Loyal, Devoted, to packmates)

Diet: Meat'

And so, it all starts, with quite the pack predator too, now, this is going to be quite something, knowing Rep's writing style. But hey, at least he gave me an easy target and a lot of Jurassic Park memes to work with.

'Raptors have an appearance similar to the lizard man, however they larger claws, particularly the hooked inner claw on each foot which they use to bring down prey.'

Well shit, that ruins my dreams of raptors wearing high heels. Or maybe not, I haven't been on Gelbooru for a while, after all. http://theastronista.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dinoshoees.jpg Close enough.

' They have powerful legs that allow them to move with speed and agility that is a match for even the most well trained kunoichi.'

We need to train those kunoichi better, they can't outrun a fucking lizard that walks on too legs, I mean, c'mon. It's pretty awkward to be outran by an oversized Gecko. Okay, maybe I crossed the line there, sorry.

' Their tail is stiff and sticks out behind them acting as a counter balance, this gives them nearly perfect balance.'

Let's see how good they are on walking on a roped, suspended 50ft into the air.

' It is nearly unheard of the see one trip or lose her balance.'

Oh boy, how that is going to change, he he he.

' They often have lean bodies sinilar to that of a runner or gymnast.'

...That's not so bad, now that I think about it. Pretty alluring. Might be the zoophilia talking though.

'They live in packs and have become renowned for their predatory nature, for them hunting is not just a way to get food, it's their favorite game.'

"Hunting and killing off prey before devouring it, yay games!" Animal games, better not think about it with a human point of view, it's just weird.

' There are few things that they enjoy more than stalking, chasing, and pouncing on prey.'

Like watching sappy love movies and being tamed by some movie star while in CGI?

' They have a quick witt and think fast on their feet.'

>Quick wit. Sounds like me.

>Fast on their feet. Sounds like my friend from fifth grade, damn that guy was fast.

' Through teamwork and superior strategy they are capable of bringing down prey and defeating foes that are far stronger than any one of them, the strength of the pack far and away surpasses the sum of its parts.'

At least they're not like lions, else that'd be awkward.

' Their predatory instincts are especially strong when the prey is a human man.'

Shit, better get the survival gear. And by survival gear I mean my anti-raptor spray. That Hobbit best be honest.

' Like a manticore, they often terrorize their target for sometime.'

Shit, sounds like highschool in general. Wait, that gives me an idea, time for a highschool drama about raptors!

' Chasing the man through the wilderness, stalking him, and slashing his clothes apart piece by piece before finally raping him.'

...Alright, I've yet to test how long I can last while running with only my underwear on through the wilderness.

' Despite this they are not genuinely sadistic.'

Good, those claws are still pretty sharp.

' They see this as a sort of game and rarely consider what the other person is feeling while doing this and they are often very apologetic when it is explained to them.'

I'd make a world war 1 joke here, but that'd be rude.

'After they have caught the man they usually all gang rape him, with the alpha straddling his penis first, then the pack working their way down to the lowest ranking one. However while the alpha is using his penis, the other will also hop on top of him, using what ever other body part of his that is available. Unlike most mamono they usually leave the man behind, however if the pack decides that they like him, they will keep him as their favorite prey.'

>Insert Please be gentle here.

'Like werewolves it is possible to tame Raptors, however beating any individual raptor means nothing, the pack views itself as a single inseparable unit, and will refuse to part with any of its members.'

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7c17380a756ac5979cbf7ca8173d2bc17f28203e189fbcd009b3c61730ffa26c.jpg We need to have an official battle.

' However if a man were to defeat their alpha, they would view him as their new alpha and would become loyal and devoted to him.'

Just like wolves. Just like wolves.

' Though this is not all that is required to maintain his status as their alpha. To them an Alphas job is to protect and care for the pack. While they will follow an Alpha who reaps the rewards of leadership without performing any of the responsibilities, they will abandom him or rebel against him as soon as a new Alpha becomes available even if it is a weaker man or the alpha raptor they had before. They would rather follow a kind weakling then a strong tyrant. This goes to the point that in some cases it is possible to tame them without defeating the alpha. A man who is captured by them but helps them when he can or a man helps one of them when she is in trouble may find themselves leading the pack, though this isn't always a reliable method.'

Fair enough, gotta be responsible bout leading these ones.

'Due to their strong pack bond, it is nearly impossible to tame just one raptor, instead the man is basically guaranteed to end up taming the whole pack.'

You tame one, you get the rest of the pack to tame for free. Seems like a fair deal.

' While they may become jealous of a packmate who hogs all of the food or receives more affection than them, jealousy over a man is a foreign concept to them and so long as their alpha excepts her, they will always be willing to add to their pack.'

Well shit, you don't see that everyday, now do you?

A pack of tamed raptors will often behave in a curious and playful manner, often treating various objects or other living things as a new toy to play with, in their own predatory games. They are very eager to please their alpha and will work very hard to please him. Should he or anyother member of their pack be threatened they will lash out at the threat with a viciousness that harkens back to the days of the previous demon lord. They are largely ruled by their instincts especially their predatory instincts, if something runs they will want to chase and pounce on it. Despite this Raptors are very quick learners and can quickly adapt to living in human society.'

Now we need a new cartoon, the daily lives of teenagers raptor girls. It'll be glorious.

'Raptors are pack mamono.'

No shit, you mentioned this before.

' One of their strongest instincts is to work together with their pack.'

Makes sense.

' Their strongest instinct basically says, a raptor that's alone is dead raptor.'

If there's something Jurassic part told me, that's it.

' Because of this, they have a strong emotional dependence on their pack mates and a fear of being alone. When they are seperated from their pack for long periods of time or kicked out of their pack, raptors become very depressed and timid, jumping at anything that surprises them and fleeing at the slightest hint of danger. They will immediately latch on to the first man to show her any kindness as her alpha, at least until she is reunited with her pack or he proves unworthy. Needless to say, to have their pack killed is the most traumatizing thing that could happen to one. Especially if they have a man in their pack.'

Man, these dark thoughts that are starting to surround my mind sure give me some neat ideas. Some really neat ideas.

Anyways Rep, I'll give this first one an 8/10. Will be glad to read the rest.