Talk:March Hare/@comment-198.54.211.2-20160126033700/@comment-203.106.153.92-20160306054852

me:please go away you two.

March hare:NO!I want you NOW!

Jujub:BACK OFF!he asked me first!

after the argument lasted for an hour i finally snapped and screamed:

me:THAT'S IT!BAKUNANO HAMMERMOR DESTROY.

then,two sharp-bladed shuriken appear on my hands

me:back off you two before i attack you

Jujub:let's attack him together.

March hare:yeah we can share him afterwards

as they trying to attack me i said:

me:you leave me no choice.i don't want to hurt anyone but you leave me no choice.

as i throw the shuriken it hit both of them,slicing them to bits and killing them before coming back to me.

me:why do every girl i met wants to rape me on first sight.can't i have a normal meet first,then date,then marraige then the deed?i really want to give my first time to someone who really loves me only.not to nymphomaniacs.

i sigh as i keep my shuriken and continue my journey.