Talk:Vampire/@comment-26120285-20160114212949/@comment-27550231-20160416045710

Me: "Uhhhhh..." -nervously pats her head- "There there... uhh ther there?"

Vamp: -sobbing- "Would you please stay and help me get through the storm?"

Me: -reaches into pocket- "Uhhhhh... sure? Hey what's that?" Quickly places wheresheep wool cloth on her face "Shhhhh shhhh shhhh shhh. There there, it'll be all right. It's gonna be all right. Shhhh... shhhh. Now where was I? Oh right looting!" I loot her house and load all the good loot into a carriage. (also stolen) Just before I leave I stop to take a last look at her. "Ehhh, why no?" I then proccede to motorboat her then leave when I'm done.