Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28027028-20190424125224/@comment-38232361-20190425131951

(Flame, Kobolds used to be shapeshifting spirits that would torment miners who went too deep underground. Then it just became another word for goblin, then when D&D first came out they where doglike reskins of goblins with higher AC. Finally around 3.5 if I remember correctly, they dook on a more reptilian look to better suit the role of "Servants of the Evil Chromatic Dragons". When D&D and other roleplaying games where originally translated into Japanese, they tried to say they had "doglike snouts" as that was the easiest translation, but the Japanese people ended up taking it as "dog people". Kobold is also the origin of the word kobalt, a poisonous ore found as a residie or byproduct of mining.)

"Me!" They say at the same time before growling and stareing eachother down.

Dark Mage: "I had to work for all my power, you're just a spoiled brat who had it given to her!"

Witch: "Who you calling a brat? I'm at least a hundred years older than you! I have had much more time to practice!"

They end up having a magic duel before I get sick of them hitting my ship with stray spells and tell them to fuck off with a near miss from a bolter.

Manticore Scientist and Banshee nurse

Mmm, where am I? What happened? Wh-what!? Was she really necessary!? You killed me!?