Talk:Queen Slime/@comment-26948680-20160510160454/@comment-193.32.79.27-20160510182315

I try not to act like a douche about the very funny situation, and instead tell the terrified Slime(s) I'll take care of it. I grab the little spider very carefully and carry it outside to the edges of the kingdom and set it down. I then return and tell them I've removed the "beast". Instantly, all the Slimes glomp me, thanking me for saving them.

And that's the funny story of how I ended up married to a Queen Slime. Though I insisted she ended up going to therapy to overcome her fear or I'd ask some Arachnes to come visit us.