Talk:War Discussion/@comment-25013076-20140729045417

Here are a list of offensive jokes about mamono!!

1. What did the succubus name her 5 sons?

John, John, John, John, and John.

How did she tell them apart?

She just called them by their last names.

2. Come on man that's racist, racism is a crime....and crime is for mamono.

3. How do mamono stop crime? Abortion.

4. Why don't mamono get sunburned? Most prisons are indoors.

5. There's a manticore and a succubus in a car. Who's driving? The police.

6. What's monstrous on top and human on bottom? Rape.

7. How many mamono does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

8. How can you tell if a mamono had sex? Public execution.

9. Why do incubi never go to square dances? Because when someone yells "Hoe Down", they think their wife has been shot.

10. What's mamono on top of human? Rape.

10b. What's human on top of mamono? Society.