Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160531155555/@comment-27013478-20161228220704

'Family: Stega

Type: Ancient Reptile

Habitat: Forests, Savanahs, and Grasslands (only in the Reptile Kingdom)

Diet: Plants, particularly leaves and grasses

Disposition: Dopey, Dim Witted, Panicy, Protective, Devoted'

Alrighty then, air-headed herbivore. This will be fun.

'The Steg is a mamono known for having a low intelligence but high strength.'

>Insert 'dumb but lovable brute' remark here.

' They are fairly large with very large hips and buttocks.'

Ahem, I'd post a picture featuring the booty shrine here, but seems like someone unpinned it. Now it's lost, oh well.

' They have blunt claws and hoof like feet. Growing from her back are two rows of flat bony plates used to discourage foes and extending from their large but is a long, powerful tail tipped with four large spikes, which she uses to protect herself and her husband.'

K then, got nothing to say about that. It's just the physical description, after all.

'Due to their low intelligence they will make nearly all of their decisions based off of instinct. Unmarried Stegs will congregrate near other herbivorous animals and mamono. They spend all of their time placidly munching on vegetation. Even if a man were to appear in front of her she would ignore him in favor of eating. Should a predatory animal or mamono arrive or if a man were to attack her she would go into a panic.'

Well, ain't that just swell. Never attack her and you'll be fine.

' Quickly turning her back to the foe and thrashing her tail. If someone they view as a friend is nearby when this happens she will grab that person and smash them into her bosom in an attempt to shelter that person with her own body while fighting off the predator.'

If not, they you might need a new set of bones...And maybe an oxygen tank. http://img.memecdn.com/this-is-how-i-died-again_o_1489027.jpg Like this.

'Stegs have both a breeding season and a heat cycle that works independently from the breeding season.'

But-You know what, I'm not going to bother.

' During either of these, both her face and her dorsal plates will flush pink with arousal. They will then seek out a man. When she finds one, the idea of him refusing sex won't even occur to them and she will simply turn and present herself to be mounted. Should the man not accept her offer she will be confused and follow him to try again. After continuous refusal the steg will get frustrated, shove the man down and mount him herself.'

Well, that's kinda.... simple. Should've expected it.

'Stegs prefer to have sex on all fours with her husband mounting her from behind. She has a cluster of nerves in her hips similar to a second brain.'

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/35/3596fad3a9fdd993ddf0fc3624f7f7378eef156e2e0ecf95ca428ee0ef63d6ab.jpg It never gets old, does it?

' This nerve cluster renders her vagina, anus, and buttocks extremely sensitive to pleasure. Her first bought of sex will often be a sort of transcendent experience for a Steg causing her to imprint on her husband. From this she will become extremely loyal and devoted to him. She will follow him where ever she can will protect him to the best of her abilities. She also become far more lustful once married frequently flushing her dorsal plates and faces in arousal. The sensitivity in her rear also makes her quite fond of having her husband smack her ass, spank her, fondle her rear, have fuck her analy'

Man, Carth would have a field day with this one. Oh well, butt lizard is butt lizard, can't complain.

' however the imprinting causes her to have a fond dislike for having other men flirt with her or touch her and those foolish enough to do that with a married Steg will usually get clubbed upside the head.'

Because getting clubbed downside the head might lead to the ground getting damaged.

' For her husband though she will be overjoyed at this show of affection.'

Understandable.

'Her instinctive fear of predators is especially strong with the Allo mamono which most Steg will refer to as a "scary".'

http://funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Scary-Meme.jpg So, kinda like this. Who knows, maybe Allos get a predatory grin when they're about to make friends. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EEtt2JBdlCk/Ug0U1NvVD_I/AAAAAAAAAGM/F2aTA1e_Ess/s1600/creepy-stare-cage.jpg

' Despite the fact that the Allo is most likely attempting to befriend the dimwitted Steg, the Steg will automatically assume that the Allo has come to eat her or steal her husband and will latch on to her husband and begin thrashing her tail in the Allos general direction.'

Well, someone is going to get hurt then, I suppose. Better bring the stretcher.

'It should also be noted that while the Steg isn't very intelligent they are still quite eager to learn especially if it's her husband teaching her. With enough time and patience a Steg can learn almost anything a human can (though teaching one advanced subjects would require a lifetime or two).'

Alright, teaching her DnD 3.5 it is. This is going to be tough.

' They have a natural talent for milking her husbands semen, especially with her rear and vagina. She will learn how to best please her husband in sex very quickly despite being slow and dimwitted everywhere else. They can also be taught accept a predatory mamono, even an Allo, as part of her harem but she will never get over her fear of ones that she does not know.'

And with that, this is done...with the usual 'blah blah blah, she's good at milking him with [x]' part. This one was not so bad though.