Talk:Cheshire Cat/@comment-24664052-20150713065452/@comment-26017717-20150713104009

Since she appeared out of nowhere, that means I am in wonderland, which I ended up in by stumbling down a hole next to the road that I didn't notice while laying down for a rest.

I am startled at first, then I notice the softness of her fur and hear her lewd voice whisper in my ear as she is welcoming me to wonderland and tells me that she will be my guide from this point on.

Once i get over my initial shock and realize she is a cat, I start working my cat charm skills (so far I have yet to meet a cat IRL that I couldn't get to roll onto it's back and let me pet it's belly). Being the trixy minx that she is, she in turn teases me, and this keeps going while we walk through wonderland.

Eventually, one evening as I pretend to go to sleep, I notice her snuggling up to me and resting her head against my chest. I wait a few minutes, then open my eyes and start petting her head with one hand and gently scratch her chin with the other. She shudders a little and gives me a look I've never seen before. Her ears fold down and she puts her arms around my chest and hugs me. I slowly pull her face closer to mine until we can feel each others breath on our faces. She gives me a tiny nod and a second later our lips are locked in a deep, hot kiss. She purrs as I let my hands wonder over her back, ears and tail, and we quickly move on to more obscene actions.

And that is the story of how I met Clara. We now run a cakeshop together on the road that leads to Polove, be sure to stop by on your way there.