Talk:Demon/@comment-31594143-20170424211118

Demon: alright sir, all you need to do is sign here and we are good to go... (to a quiet place so I can rape you like crazy.)

Me. hold on a minute *takes out a magnifying glass and scans the fine print.*

Fine print: (When a male signs this, he will be forever share their arousal and couplate until the wife is satisfied, or pregnant)

Me: "........" *rips contract.* "tell your demon friends that contracts don't work on me..."