Thread:The Reptile King/@comment-27950421-20160613024418

Long story short, I'm going on a motorcycle road trip into the desert and mountains with my father. We're gonna be camping out, fishing, suplexing bears, and doing other such manly male bonding stuff. Now I'm sure a few of you may be wondering, "Reptile didn't your dad just have a heart attack?". Answer, he punched death in the face and told it no. He then proceeded to tell the doctor to fuck off and came home to prepare for the road trip. The important thing you guys need to know is that I'm gonna be gone till at least the 20th, maybe the 21st. Potentially the 19th if we decide tobbe ridiculously manly on the ride home and say fuck sleep we're badasses. While I'm gone, Mr. Cuddlezworth is in charge. I expect you all to behave. 