Talk:Saphirette Spherica/@comment-25095137-20140910182039/@comment-26376061-20150725063150

"Wait...you're THE Sapphirette Spherica?! Co-Author of the Demon Realm Traveler's Guide? What kind of work would you like me to assist you with?" I say,my mind working furiously to try and get my mind around HER asking ME for help,I'd always wanted to see if my calculating mind could match hers,now's my chance. "Well,I need a research assistant to help in my studies,someone who can help fine-tune my research...and speaking of research,I have a LOT of rough theories about the actual chemical composition of Demonic Energy and Spirit Energy,and I need someone to help ascertain if I'm right...or if I'm wrong." Sapphirette replies,writing down something in a book. "I'd be happy to help such a smart,beautiful researcher...I was actually headed to Polove anyway." I say,taking her hand.

"Miss Spherica,I'd be happy to fulfill the role of a husband for you...I've noticed your ads,and I'd be honored to "gently pat your head,hug you,kiss you,and then push you over,and make your feel really good if you affectionately leaned up close to me without saying a word" to quote from your ad." I say to her upon reaching her home. We walk inside,and I proceed to "experiment" with my new wife.