Talk:Gazer/@comment-30537375-20160120054136

Today is break bearing day! How fun and exciting! You're lined up in the barrack with the rest of your recruits brethens. But today is special since you'll have a Gazer to try and break it. "Alright you buttfucks. Gunnery Sergeant Halk who is a Gazer will break your bearing. Anyone of you shit for brains  knows that Gazers can detect the slightest movement with their sight. Even if you smile the slighest, or even look away half a centimeter, she'll know and your asses will be in the pit for the whole week." Your D.I informs you.

Damn she got almost half of the barrack out and you're next in line! She walks up to you. You're as still as a man petrified by a Cockatrice or Medusa. Her main eye looks through your soul. The other eyes are moving around your head and you can just feel the slightest touch from one of them.

"pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv.."

'I-is she beatboxing? How does she keep such a straight face?' You ask  youself. You feel the urge to laugh but you DON'T want to end up in the pit for a week. You can see with your  peripheral vision that her other eyes are moving to the beat while her head moves from side to side making it worse for you.

Do you break or do you stay strong?