Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24849899-20151028205131/@comment-24849899-20151030063942

"Ha! Trust me, it's gonna all be gone in five seconds, hahaha! Naw, but he's a good guy, a little silly sometimes. But he's serious and will give it to ya straight, no kiddin'. Sometimes he challenges me to a drinkin' contest. You know what happened? Couldn't last a bottle against him, better yet a cup!" Laskey exploited of himself, the table erupting of laughter from his joke.

"Trust me, you'll know he's drunk when he tells you, "I love you comrade..." He imitated his leaders voice in a spot on dead russian accent.

"Or, "The Soviet Union was the best! It really showed those Americans!"

"Here's a rare one, "American Beer is best beer!!"