Talk:March Hare/@comment-29602226-20170323161658/@comment-24026095-20170324024446

Sorry, she's very likely to drag you to the shop with her while babbling about all the dirty things she will do to you. And she'll be leading you by your penis while jerking you off with those fluffy paws so hard that you might pass out on the way to the supermarket.

Just say the word &lsquo;sex&rsquo;, &lsquo;slut&rsquo;, &lsquo;strumpet&rsquo;, or any variant of something which is about sex, and she's already spurting her panties and trying to climb on you like a bitch in heat. Of course she will help you, without letting you out of her sight in case you waste that hot spunk by jerking off and being naughty. Naughty boys have to be humiliated in the sex shops with anal and orgasm denial, and anyone who dares to run away after asking the march hare to turn around and pick up some toy from behind her will be spanked over the clerk's desk by everyone in the store.