Talk:Hellhound/@comment-27950421-20190703014905/@comment-43883588-20190920183418

For a moment, my confusion and bafflement is as apparent on my face as the sound of the mass facepalm. I'd explored many a region, and never had I come across such a shy girl. For a while, I considered my options, as I glanced at the pack. The pack, meanwhile, glanced at the shy hellhound, who looked down at the ground. Finally, with a grumble, I sigh.

"Look... Can we just get this out of the way now? I'm... honestly here to find some treasure for a sick bunch of kids back in the human village. I'll help her out with the.. uh, rape. In return, can you guys go and get a bunch of treasure for me? Like, enough to help the kids out. I'm not asking to clean it all out, but I need enough to help the worst kids. I won't even run afterwards, I'll stay right here with her till you all get back."

The confusion of the group builds, before the elder blinks and tilts her head.

"A trade with a human?"

"More like, you scratch my back, I'll scratch your ears."

THAT did it. Immediately the entire pack ran off, save for the shy girl who tried to bury herself into the ground.

"So... um... Shall you get to raping? You should start by tearing my clothes off... don't worry, they're just some crappy clothes I made myself."