Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-37315504-20181218040457/@comment-36855838-20181218052007

I mutter some mild words under my breath, stroking my hand along the pillar quietly.

Slowly, the outline of a sword appears, and with a loud crack, the sword pops free of the spire of gold.

I take the blade in hand, ready to face down the dragon head-on.

"Ms. De-fay, in accordance with the vult salvos act, no man or woman may be kept against his or her will in any relation to any other, or enter into any such relation without approval of a court of law, as no relationship, once entered, shalt be considered to be lawfully terminated unless dissolved in court."

"Yeh, so? I keep tellin' your law boys to shoce off,I want a real man, and they always send 'em when I take these kids!"

I make a mental note to tell my supervisors about this.

"Just let the man go, I'm sure we can come to some form of agreement?"

"Thanks, but no tha-"

I stab her through the wing, and hot, viscous blood drips to the cavern floor, melting through the blade.

Shiiit

"I highly reccommend reconsidering, Ms. De-fay. If you fail to cooperate, not even your hoard will pay for your release."

She plops to the cavern floor, glaring at me, her wing still slowly oozing.

"Suppose I do'nna cooperate, what can you really do abou-"

Clack.

Manacles now bind her by the wrists, and a rope slithers from my pouch to bind her legs.

"Do you seriously think you ca-mmph!"

The red ball I hurled strikes true, engorging in her mouth to gag her.

She tries to pull her arms apart, and to kick herself up, but the bonds hold tight, unharmed.

"Alright, Ms. You had your chance, you'll be put back into the matchmaking roster now, like my predecessor reccommended for you."

She looks at me with bewilderment as I set the boy free, whacking his face with a forget-me-knot.

I return, kneeling before her.

"If you're wondering why I'm doing this, it's because I care about my neighbors, and everybody else. Don't worry, I'll fudge the paperwork."

I stab her with a knockout dart, and when she wakes, I'm long gone, only an address slip remains.

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22893: Apple shrub st.

'''Meet your match! State matchmaking facility.'''

"Date 'til you drop!"

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