Talk:Matango/@comment-31401828-20170315155601/@comment-29564364-20170406215313

Let's pick this appart piece by piece, shall we? *cracks fingers*

"Your arrogance will be your death one day [...]"

Alpha & Omega: *burst laughing*

Alpha: Please! You are of no threat to me whatsoever.

Omega: I'll just have to kill my death, then. Not a big deal.

"[...] we know,we have seen your mistakes repeat countles times through trillions of years [...]"

Omega: That's a blatant lie. You cannot have seen any mistake from me for never have I even committed one.

Alpha: Impossible. --- "You would not be the first off your kind off crisis that we would face,and without a doubt certainly not the last one."

Omega: And you would not be the first to think they had the slightest chance against me. You seem quite confident in yourself... just like every other ones before you. However, underestimating me will be the biggest and last mistake you'll ever make. There's a reason I'm called the Unstoppable Force.

Alpha: No one calls you that but yourself. -_-

Omega: And no one calls you the Immovable Object, yet it still in your profile.

"[...] we have indeed died countless times and been reborn just as many, [...]"

Omega: Then you can already add one to the death count. I'm afraid the rebirth count will have to remain unchanged, though.

"[...] but we always end a crisis when it threatens the flame of life and we mean always..there is no single time that we have failed to stop the likes of you from ending the lives of quintillions."

Omega: Then prepare to eat my fist! Savor it as much as you can because failure is the last thing you'll ever taste.

Alpha: How are we threatening the flame of life, already? If I recall correctly, and I do, you're the one who said: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that thing is absoluetly horrifying Nuke It!!!!1" and "We declare this cycle over. We are Spazerz we are the vanguard of your destruction,this exchange is over." I stepped in to oppose that proposition and Omega offered me his support. We're not threatening anything! At the contrary, we're protecting your "flame of life". Then you dare claim yourself protectors and tell us that we're arrogant, ignorant, selfish, irresponsible mass murderers who don't deserve the power they have when that's exactly what you are? Such amount of hypocrisy coming from you absolutely disgusts me! If you keep going with that complete dishonesty, I may allow Omega to actually kill you. Trash like you don't deserve to be!

Omega: Wow... You got Alpha in serious mode. That's an achievement in itself!

"You are children playing in bodies of powers you were never meant to have [...]"

Alpha: At 13'923'805'076 years old, I don't think I can be called a children anymore. We were meant to deal with OP characters, so yes, we were meant to have the powers TheHD gave us.

Omega: You're not one to tell us what we are meant to have and what we were not!

That's right. I am.

"[...] you have no idea of their power no responcibillity!,only cooky arrogance,and selfishness."

Alpha: It seems to me that you are the clueless one about our powers, so I highly suggest you go ready our profile pages (still works in progress). And I stay in this universe to protect the innocents when I don't even have the obligation to do so. How is that selfish again?

Omega: "Cocky arrogance"? I'm not going to behave differently only because some lowly weakling's ego was hurt by my mere presence! Deal with it or be dealt with. Simple as that. "Selfishness"? As I said above, you're just jealous of my power. Though I can't really blame you. After all, who wouldn't want to be like me. "Responsibilities"? I have none. Why would I tie myself down to such an inconvenient concept anyway?

Alpha is a True Neutral character and Omega is a Chaotic Neutral one. Neither have the least responsibility towards anyone or anything. Once again, read their profile page.

"Again we let you live only so that you may grow wise..*looks over to omega*and make humble your heart child,or i swear i will tear it from you with my bare hands."

Alpha: As I said, you are of no threat to me and Omega changing is out of consideration. Plus, we're literally heartless.

Omega: Of course, I won't change! I'm already perfect.

"We are the guardians of existance this exchange is over*teleports away*."

Omega: Yeah, that's it, run! Coward in fear before my might!

And if you fight them, don't forget that you're up against three people: Alpha, Omega, and myself, their omnipotent writer. I'll paraphrase what I said at the end of my previous reply: "Alpha and Omega have the thickest of plot armor in the history of every media ever: being the main characters. If you are antagonized by the writer, it means automatic defeat for you at one point or another." Yes, it's unfair. No, it's not cheating.

Omega: In one two words: Give up.

Alpha: That makes two. -_-