Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26517142-20160705133551/@comment-27950421-20160708022954

(Not being made of matter doesn't change much. Just makes it easier to consume really. I can tell she's necessary for your future plot lines so I won't kill her. Just smack her around and humiliate her.)

I grab Circe by the hair and yank her to her feet, "You know, I had a lot of plans for you."

I back hand her, "I was gomna let you kill me."

I come around again and smack her, "Then surprise possess the bodybypu were possessing."

I return with another backhand "Then make you sing gangnam style in klingon."

I smack again, "I was going to annoy you with knock knock jokes."

I throw her through a tree, "and overused memes."

I go through the tree and drive my fist into her gut, "But you just had to go for the children, didn't you?"

I bring and elbow down on the back of her head and send her into the ground, I then plant a foot on her and press down, despite her nonphysical state she doesn't faze through it and is instead being crushed, "The only reason I don't send you to oblivion here and now is because I find the idea of Jeiel killing you to be more amusing. You should be greatful that your king is so merciful."

I disappear.

-with Tack-

I suddenly reappear in the gym, "Hello kiddies, I believe it's time for the ultimate power that no sickness can withstand!"

Suddenly all of the infected students find themselves in the coils of everyone's favorite unrealisticly large and overtly affectionate constrictor, Mr. Cuddlezworth. Mr Cuddlezworth proceeds to cuddle them into submission. Despite the infecteds best efforts they are unable to harm, escape, or infect the cuddly serpent.

I smile, "HUGS!!!"