Talk:Fairy/@comment-23979607-20151024232605/@comment-28180791-20160413132435

I turn to my fairy wife, "Honey, can you go wait outside. This is going to get ugly."

She looks at me with a slightly concerned face, but then remembers I am a black belt in karate. "Okay, sweetie!" As soon as she exits, I grab the clerk's shirt collar with an enraged look on my face.

"Don't you DARE say that about my wife!!" I'd yell into his face then slug him so hard, he gets knocked out. I'd then calm myself down, and walk out to my wife

"Sorry about that, honey. How about we go to a different shop?"