Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171203201002/@comment-30700719-20171204020742

I open my mouth to come up with something decent to say, but shrug and blankly state, "yeah nah go fuck yaself mate". Their eyes widen in shock, and one of the Imps actually hides behind my roommate's head. "Oh my god! He..." I grinned from ear to ear. "That's apples, mate. I could do this all day!" They collectively take a step back, and I step forward. "Piss off, ya big-head wankers!" As one, they slowly back up until they crash through the large window. My roommate looks over at me, bewildered. I step over to the shattered window and yell down at the four, "This is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody fruit shop owners!"' They run away screaming, and I have a good laugh. The end.