User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-27550231-20160523013246/@comment-27550231-20160524004705

In unison "Oh we're ready!" I reach into my pouch and pull out a small dried pile of brown matter. I quickly throw it as thw dust settles and I have a clear veiw of the Reptile king. The brown mass flies straight and true and lands directly on his face. The dung pie splats with a wet splosh and gets into all the orfices in his face. This leaves him stunnd with his eyes and nostrils burning and a disgusting taste in his mouth.

By the way you are now poisoned by the toxic effect. Can only be healed with a specific plant, holy miracle or resting at an magic bonfire. Creating such bonfire will usher an age of fire and prosperity but will untimately cause an undead curse that will destroy all of society.