Talk:Hellhound/@comment-27950421-20170420174259/@comment-26376061-20170423053240

"..." I imagine what would happen if I gave her headpats...my mind flashing between a cute image of her snuggling into my hand as she asks for more, and, the more realistic option, her slamming me into a locker...

"What'cha readin'?" I look over my shoulder, and see...my friend Pyra. "Nothi-" "Hmm...Bitches...love...headpa-" I grab the idiotic Ignis by the arm, tugging her to an empty hallway. "I need this note GONE. NOW. Help." She smirks at me. "What's in this for me?" I sigh, softly replying. "Um...from now until whenever, you can give me one command, which I have to follow. Nothing disgusting or illegal though." Her eyes glitter, sparks quite literally flying as her grin gets wide enough to split her face in half. "Wait...ANYTHING? Hmm...definitely considering putting you in a maid outfit again...but, whatever." "You know I shouldn't have lost that bet, and i thought we agreed never to talk about the Maid Madness ever again....but, fine. Just destroy the-"

She plucks the note out of my hand, stuffing it in her mouth. Gulp. "There. Note destroyed!" She burps. "Great. Now she'll never-" "Shade, about that order, I-" As we try to talk, our sentences tangling with one another as we both attempt to speak, my friend Alex races into the hall, tugging a breathless Lucy behind him, her dark fur matted with sweat. "You dragged me here ALL THE WAY FROM GYM. WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?!" We both stare as he smirks. "Just wanted to tell ya. Shade likes you." He points at me before running off. "You...come on." I am dragged away, my head pressed into her cleavage, the last thing I hear before I'm shoved into a bathroom, and a deafening "I love you too" shakes the tiles, is the sound of melting lockers mixed with soft muttering...it almost sounded like "Burn, you fucking mutt."

...nah. That's crazy.

The next morning, a small collar around my neck as a gift from my new girlfriend, I walk into class, to be met with the teacher attacking my desk with a fire extinguisher. After my desk is extinguished and wiped off, I sit down...only to notice a...message, apparently burned into it.

"Shade, COME TO THE GIRL'S BATHROOM NEAR THE LUNCHROOM. IMMEDIATELY. THAT'S AN ORDER."