User blog:BTR180/Wererabbit army WWYD

One day you were woken at 3:30 am by a wererabbit who was wearing a sword in the form of a large carrot and talked a lot of nonsense about a troop of rabbits.

In the morning she continues to shout about that crap, but this time she appears with several other Wererabbits behind her seem part of the same crap.

What do you do? -Ronchellester



Timeline 3 years after Lescaite

Me: "What in the name of Illas is going on here!"

Rabbit1: "We are here to retake our leader and arrest you for kidnapping her!"

Me: "What are you talking about? Hey you! Stop trampling my flowers!"

Rabbit2: "Ahhh! I'm so sorry mister! I'll fix it!"

Rabbit1: "No stop! He's the enemy forget about the flowers!"

Rabbit2: "O.. Ok"

Rabbit3: "We can do this the easy way or the hard way! So pick!"

Me: "What makes you think that I have your leader? Heck the only reason I make a house in this prairie was to get away from all the crazy mamono who kept trying to break in while I slept!"

Rabbit1: "We have word from a respectable Baphomet who said she saw you kidnap her and bring her her!"

Me: "What? F@cking loli scum! And you belived her?"

Rabbit3: "Yeah, why you got a broblem?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "You know I think the baphomet kidnapped your leader to make her into a loli and then sent you after me to keep you off her trail"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Rabbit1: "Uhhhh... Troop huddle!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me:...

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Rabbit1: "We'll be back"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Rabbit3: :"If you were lying we'll bur your house down too!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Rabbit2: "I'll replant your flowers later Mr.!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "What a bunch of bufoons, I gotta move."