Talk:Soldier Beetle/@comment-26380985-20160405191125/@comment-28790290-20160803084843

I put all my money on the Soldier Beetle house- everything! I then go to the Ushi-Oni.

"Lose and look me in the eye when it's over and I will marry you." Then I tell the Soldier Beetle "Win! Knock her out and I will marry you."

The match starts and it's the KO of the century while counting our gold I make her my wife. We come out with huge bags of gold her earnings and my winnings which she's carrying cause gold is freaking heavy.

She flew out of a window and I hit my head. I wake up to the Ushi-Oni trying to hold my head and open my eyes.

"We're Married!"

"No!"

"We're MARRIED!!"

"NOOO!"

-to be continued