Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20170204050702/@comment-30225761-20170204073606

Upon hearing them nearby, I get up and perform the Joestar Secret Technique, knowing that it's my only chance of getting out of this mess unscathed. Unfortunately, I tripped the moment I began to do it. I took a look at what I tripped over, and all I saw were a pair of eyes looking back. A Sahuagin. Before I can react, she leaps at me, only to bonk heads with another mamono who had the same idea. I take this chance to run for my (virgin) life, as I hear the other mamono closing in.

I continue running down the river, hoping to reach a town that'd be monster-free. By then, I notice how (litterally) screwed I am as the mamono behind me are very capable of outrunning a lazy bum like me. I jump to the left just in time to dodge a charging Minotaur and I continue running into the forrest. I then realized that that's a horrible idea as the mamono I'm running from call this forrest their home and they probably know it better than I do. I decide that sprinting as fast as I can would be the best thing to do now.

I eventually run to a cliff. I turn around to see the mamono from before plus much more closing in. I take a step back, forgetting that I'm at a cliff. I fall, but a multitude of harpies come to my rescue. Once they catch me, they fight over who gets to have my babies first, unintentionally droppin me. I land on a Unicorn who happens to be oblivious to the drug in my system. I then instantly come up with a plan to deter the mamono chasing after me. I hug the Unicorn as tightly as I can and tuck my head into her shoulder, hoping that making it clear that I want a Unicorn, not a Bicorn, would get them to leave me alone. Fortunately for me, it does. Years later, I'm now raising my three-year-old son with my Unicorn wife who somehow still is oblivious to the drug and it's effects.