Talk:Inari/@comment-116.203.221.175-20160618154257/@comment-29038468-20160828204612

Quickly figuring out that no Salamander worth her sword wouldn't have soft palms. I seek out the other mamonos I've been assigned to work with and alert them about the 'Salamander' but to act as if nothing is wrong. I change attire and blend into the crowd and look for the 'Salamander' while staying undercover. After spotting her I ask a nearby mamono for a dance to which she agrees and after displaying my skills, the 'Salamander' approaches and asks me for a dance to which I humbly agree to and then the game begins. "Hmm, you're a rather good dancer mister. What's your name?" She asks me. I hide my voice. "You can just call me Dandy Man." I tell her. The crowd pans out and we've got center stage and all eyes are us. "You know, your hands are incredibly soft, much like an Inari's, very lovely." I tell her. She blushes. "I do what I can, I'm glad you like them." She tells me. Our dance becomes more elegant and soon enough I dip her. "You're quite the dancer yourself, it's a shame I'll have to take you in...Phantom Thief." I tell her. She looks at me with surprise. "Wha- how'd you...wait,  it's you!" She figures out it's me but by that point it was too late. I cuff her and the other mamonos come surrounding us. As I escort her out, the Ryu asks me what I'm going to do with her. They both look at me awaiting my answer. "I'll re-educate her, take her home and give her a family." I explain. They both look at me as if I was crazy but as long as she was staying out of trouble. In a few weeks Ina-chan was reformed...more or less, I wake up to find that my underwear is missing a few times during the month but hey, it's a change right?