Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171125023955

You have been traveling the country for some time. You have spent a lot of time helping men who were about to be raped by monsters. You take pride in this and have made a lot of money from the men you save.

One day you were relaxing in a room in an inn you were staying in. You hear a knock at the door and you go to answer it. You open the door and you see a Kakuen, holstaur, basilisk, Inari, and a hellhound. The Inari steps forward and says,

"Well, well, you stole all of our husbands from us."

"YEAH!" The Hellhound interjects, "You took him from us asshole!"

There is a mumble of agreement between the monsters.

What would you do? 