User blog:Locke Flinnt/Lizardman WWYD response

Since neither me, nor my parents have any idea how to handle such marriages, we ask a Unicorn matchmaker to help us out. Unfortunately, she falls ill and instead we're counseled by her sister - a Bicorn. Things go just as well as one might think. Next thing I know is me getting merriied to the Lizardgirl to be my consort, arranging Wight to be my concubine, claming the Elf as my sultana and Hobgoblin becoming my lover. Thus I have my wife to back me up in ruling, since we've become nearly brothers in arms (as proposing her required me defeating her and all of her other suitors) and who's now trying to prove her supreme claim on my heart to the rest of the girls; a concubine with whom to delve in decadence/art/philosophy and with whom we both raise the prestige of our lineages (since it's a sorry excuse for an aristocrat to have no other woman besides his wife), a sultana with whom we enjoy idillic romance and who's perfectly fine with the situation, since she'd hate to see anyone of us hurt with me choosing one girl only, and a lover with whom we make some trouble to th rest f the girls while keeping the overall dynamics of our relationships lively. Oh, and th matchmaker presented us with a really sweet wedding gift - she decided to stay around as our chambermaid and family consultant. 'Tis gonna be one hell of a honeymoon!