Talk:Angel/@comment-27013779-20160320164341/@comment-5426290-20160320171501

Two Angel sisters run by me as I train to become an Order Soldier when they point at me. "Let's ask him and settle this!"

They fly up to me and show their silky skimpy robes. "Sir, sir, which of us looks fat in these? My sis says it's me, but I know it's her." (>.<)

I raise my eyebrow. "No you know that's not fair. You two actually have to be fat before I can say who's the fatter beauty."

They both gasp and blush in unison. "B-beauty?"