Talk:Shirohebi/@comment-31594143-20170413002300/@comment-29435884-20170417075947

I run behind her desk so there is a solid object between her and me for starters. With that little bit of safety going my way I try to think of ways to negotiate with the crazy girl. Alrighty, thinking time....'your screwed, your screwed, your screwed' not helpful. time to wing it. "Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little bit?" I ask "we only met a minute ago." Bad idea now she looks like she wants to start crying. "Y-y-you don't like me?" she asks with a trembling voice. I hit back saying "I don't KNOW you, I don't even know your name! And with you pulling this shit I don't want to know you!"

That's done it. She's crying into her pillow and her shoulders are shaking. Pros: I'm not going to get raped just yet. Cons: I feel like an arsehole. Welp, just chalk it up as a win and get out while the going is good I suppose. I walk to the door and just as my hand reaches the handle I hear a mumble from behind me. "What was that?" I ask. "Aiko, my name is Aiko" she replies. "I'm sorry, please don't leave. I've never had a boyfriend before, I don't know what to do." right, crunch time. "You can start by deleting that photo, and then maybe we can get to know each other. We can see where things go form there. C'mon lets grab a pint down at that pub down the street." Aiko's face lights up and she slithers over to me calling out "first round's on me!" You know, maybe she's no so bad after all.