User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160510190845

Me: Well, BTR is getting himself into trouble... oh well I'm sure old plaguey can handle himself, if not Aabi will take care of things. Though quick question...

Kunoichi: yes Reptile-sama?

Me: Did Druella say anything about TPing the Demon Lords castle?

Kunoichi: No Druella-sama said that no one would be stupid enough to disrespect her mother like that. Why?


 * my right hand briefly glows before fading back to normal*

Me: oh no reason

(At the demon lords castle)


 * Druella stands upon a balcony at the highest tower gazing off onto the distance, dreaming of the man that she will take/has as her husband*

Druella: Soon my dear, soon we shall defeat the chief god and her order once and for all. Soon mother shall have enough power and we shall be united as we should be my darling-


 * suddenly a boombox appears beside her, blaring Dare To Be Stupid by Weird Al Yankovic (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ) *

Druella: no...


 * she looks up to see a giant summonimg circle in the sky dropping millions of rolls of toilet paper onto the castle*

Druella: REPTILE YOU ASSHOLE!!!

(Back at my castle)


 * I take the Kunoichi and my raptors to a boring looking door*

Me: This is my hyperbolic time chamber.

Kunoichi: It's rather plane.

Me: True, however the inside is much more grandiose. We've got a rather large training ground for the ninja training, a mansion that I had built for the maid training. As the name suggests it uses a time dilation system. 30 minutes outside is 3 years inside, I've even managed to rig it so that the aging processes stay at the pace of the external speeds instead of following internal time.

Kunoichi: you made this?

Me: Naw, bought it online and then modded it.

Kunoichi:... I see...

Me: Anyways, lets get started. YOU READY GIRLSM?!?


 * the raptors all leap up chear before the door opens and we all move inside. It closes behind us with the sound of a very heavy lock closing*

(Back in the lab)


 * A DeLorean suddenly smashes through the wall, leaving a trail of fire, luckily not damaging anything important before the wall on the other side brings it to a crashing halt. The door opens and the adult Baphomet from before leaps out*

Baphy: SEND ME TO THE LATE DEVONIAN WILL YOU?!! WELL GUESS WHAT REPTILE THIS ISN'T OVER!!! I WILL TEACH YOU THE DEPRAVITY OF LITTLE GIRLS EVEN IF IT'S THAT LAST THING I DO!!!


 * She blinks a couple of times and looks around*

Baphy: wait... where'd he go?