Thread:AngryLance/@comment-39280634-20201004064206/@comment-37028137-20201017025224

Greetings All,

Crazy speech patterns?! Hold my whiskey!

My most auspicious salutations to your personage my splendiferous chevalier of the floccose maids! I am thoroughly ensconced in my parlour, having been entranced by tales of love and woe revealed to mine orbs from the crystalline lattice of the mystic divination box. Such wonderment rendered up I rejoice, whilst all sorrows shown amidst an uncertain future and I lament the prophecies contained behind the mirror realm. What cruel hellish devilry that gnaws at my mind with each question left unanswered. Will love truly conquer all ills reuniting Wesley and Buttercup? Will Inigo triumph in his righteous crusade to avenge his father’s murder against the cruel tyrant? And most maddening will the hairless dwarf’s erroneous use of the term ‘inconceivable’ be reconciled to proper locution?

So I'm tipsy but good. Glad to see you back BTR.

Cheers,

The Weary TimeLord.