Thread:BTR180/@comment-27550231-20200103233019/@comment-25808351-20200113162113

I hope Yurtle trusts me, Rep. Maybe not to the point of pokin his soft spots, but at least to the point that understands I’m his bud. I mean fuck, I’ve been taking care of him for over twenty years. He lets me touch his shell no problem, then again that might be because he isn’t concerned with me holding there.

“Ah yes, the stupid human touch my shell. He’ll never break through it. Oh shit! He touch my chin! YOU HAVE COURTED DEATH WARM BLOOD!”