User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask The Jaghunds/@comment-28358106-20180105174812

''A letter is delivered to your front door, along with the rest of the mail. Judging from its postage, it has been delivered via Harpy courier. It comes in a large but plain envelope, but the return address is very familiar, bearing the name of Ibrahim. ''

''Inside, the letter itself seems to have been smoothed quite a bit, as it still has several wrinkles and a small tear on one corner. There is what appears to be a small, smeared purple stain on it, and judging by the smell, it was a blob of raspberry jam. The script is scraggly at best, and nearly indecipherable at worst:''

Dere Uncel Mrakuss

also uncel butt

You ar a butt. Haha I am riting yu bekawse i neede to practise my wordes. adn

ande bekawse mom sase i shude speek to yu beekawse i am stil mad at yu. I am stil mad ande watn wtn Wante to fite yu. I am hav got bettur

Oops i did note meen to rite am have. I hav got bettur at fiting bekawse mom Tee teeshes me howe to better.

Fite i meen fite bettur. withe my talens

So washe owt bekawse i am. bettur. bettur then yu i hurd what happund in the big fite at thee fare. i cud hav won.

aslo i an riting am riting bekawse i still luv yu but i am stile mad. u ar a butt

butt butt buttt but  haha i can rite butt all i wont ande i wonte get in trubble.

okaey i am done bekawse it is tidn

time fore dinnur ande i hav to cash a fiche for it.

i luve yu but i am stile made

Aegise

ps butt butt butt