Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20191109133654/@comment-29435884-20191110035721

"Holy fuck! Raging Yeti Goliath! Where's Maya with her phaselock when you need her? "

"You're on your own, bandit" comes the faint reply on the breeze. Or maybe I just imagined that.

Plan B it is, work on the cardio. I take to my heels and run like hell. As I sprint off the Yetiliath quickly takes chase, roaring semi cohorent threats.

"HORNY! GET BACK HERE LITTLE MAN!"

"FUCK OFF YA CRAZY SKAGLICK!"

She's closing fast and I don't have that much stamina left in me. Looks like my race is run. Before the Yetiliath can get me however, she's blindsided by....another Yeti. This one is wearing armour plating and has a Dwarf riding on her shoulders. Huh.

The Yeti, holds her raging sister down while the Dwarf jams another bucket over her head, instantly calming her. The defeated Yetiliath, seeing the damage she's caused, bursts into tears and sits down hugging herself, rocking back and forth.

"Well hi there, marauder" The Dwarf says with a wink "Looks like we got here just in time."

"Yeah, cheers for the save." I reply "Who are you anyway?"

"I'm Midge and this is Mong, and we're gonna make you our bitch."

Oh fuck no,I ain't getting raped by no loli Midget. Only one thing to do. I knock the bucket off the Yetiliath's head again yelling "Save me from the loli! Yetiliath smash!"