Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26517142-20161027180109/@comment-29038468-20161221162416

I flex the hand Cur-chan is on. "So Akio, you're a good girl right? I won't have to punish you later on during the night will I?" I ask her. "Are you implying that she'd get a spanking master? That's a rather light punishment coming from you, although it might leave marks. Is the Queen of Hearts rubbing off on you?" Cur-chan asks. "Gods no, not yet anyhow, and I really hope she doesn't ever. I've got enough headaches dealing with her, it's always 'run across the fields covered in nectar without getting caught' or 'I left a key to that collar you're wearing in the gardens with a bunch of Jubjubs, good luck getting it' or my personal favorite 'I want to see you sweat boy, fight for my amusement against hordes of mamonos that all want a husband and all have been nipping at the nectar, I'd let you grab your stuff but your sword is enough to handle all of them...on second thought no sword, have a breadbasket instead, they're all stale~' it's like she wants me to suffer! I mean really, whose grave did I piss on to get this kind of luck!?" I shout. "My lord, you need to calm down, remember what Lic-chan said? You've been eating to much salty foods as of late and need to cut back." Kuno-chan states. "I don't see what that has to do with Lustia..." I say. "It doesn't." She replies.