Talk:Sandworm/@comment-24.4.84.210-20141224232854/@comment-25995440-20150112013552

I backed away quickly, drawing my....sword? EH?!

I looked back up at the the SandWorm. She grinned in triumph and held up a slimy scimitar. "Dammit!" I cursed.

I then did something that I never would've done to a lady under any other circumstances. I grabbed two handfuls of sand and threw them at her face. She covered her eyes and screeched, dropping my scimitar in the process.

"Aieeeeeeeeeee!" she screamed. She was blinded for the moment. Good. The excessive slime helped stick the sand to her face.

"I'm so sorry miss." I whispered. I picked up my scimitar and fled.