Talk:Demon/@comment-27950421-20170404170052/@comment-27950421-20170406173041

You sorely underestimate how long I can keep a scam going. I realized that santa was bullshit at the age of seven. Hell, even made an experiment where I asked for fully apposable action figures of every kaiju ever, interspersed with stuff that my parents could actually get from a store just to make sure. Once the experiment proved santas existence to be false, I proceeded to scam my parents into thinking that I still believed in the jolly myth just to get extra loot om Christmas. Kept it up till I was 14 when my parents sat me down for "santas not real" talk. Wish I had a camera when I told them that I'd been scaming them since the age of seven. The look on their faces was priceless.

Anywho, yeah, I could keep this little trick going forever. Especially since I already have a thing for maids and secretaries.