User blog comment:Flamebiplane/Ask Nope Industries Leadership/@comment-30014014-20161205005743

''A body filled with glass drops out of a dim pillar of light. It's shape is more akin to a golem than a man. As it moves, clinkering glass can be heard. It takes on a silly gesture of waving, lifting one foot in the air while leaning on the foot still firmly planted on the ground and one hand, if one can call a ball with grossly assembled tube-like bars a hand, lifted as well.''

It speaks in a glitchy pattern "Hello there. "I am someone...'curious' of this place. If you don't mind, I wish to know a little more about this place. Or am I tuning in a bad time?"