Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-27096789-20160108143124/@comment-27693826-20160131054021

"Hang on." - I finish up my business and go to wash my hands. The Ushi-oni descends into the room whilst I'm doing so tapping her foot on the ground. I turn around and look her in the eye.

"I already know how this is gonna end so how about I get on your back and save us both the trouble." -Me

"Your being awfully calm about this." - Ushi-oni

"Believe it or not becoming a Ushi-oni's husband is item 1 on my bucket list. Care to guess what number 2 is?" -Me The Ushi-oni licks her licks with a predator's gaze.

"Well then what are we waiting for?"- Ushi-oni lowers herself for me to board and wrap my arms around her waist. Once I do she and I go flying through the night sky. I grope her breasts a couple of times along the way to help motivate her to pick up the pase and make item 2 even more wild and passionate.

A few minutes later we arrive at a cave and she runs through it like the wind. She throws me into a "room" with a blanket and pile of hay and before I get up I get webbed to the wall. She then runs further down the hall.

"EVERYONE OUT NOW!!!"- Ushi-oni roars followed by the many screams of men she has kept prisoner. The mob runs like hell and pass my room without so much as sparing me a glance. I then hear slow, deliberate, steps followed by an increasingly louder, animalistic breathing.

She shows up at the entrance and then proceeds to rip the seal she has over her eye off. She lunges at me and rips the webbing off before we proceed with item 2. Several months of intensive therapy later I'm reading a book in our room while she sleeps. I look down and rub her belly happily counting the days until the birth of our children.