Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32347114-20190814151937/@comment-32347114-20190814181748

(Well, no one says you can't answer your own wwyd.)

I look around, and see two kobolds near me. Getting their attention with the best efforts to make no sound, I inhale.

"You two really want to play with that ball, right?"

They nod.

"Tell you what; if you can get all those canines to go somewhere else and leave the ball, I'll let you join me and my friends in a game of volleyball. Sound good?"

The kobolds smile and nod again, before stepping forth. one of them shouts.

"HEY!"

The bickering groups stop and glare at her harshly, momentarily frightening her, but she shakes her head and takes a breath.

"Um....There's a man who really likes wolf type mamono!"

"WHERE?!"

The bickering groups were all eagerly salivating at the prospect of having a husband. "If you um, give me and my friend the ball, I'll tell you?"

After some whispering, they relinquish the ball to the two kobolds. "He's uh, over there, thataway!" The kobold said, pointing westward.

And with that, the varying packs all stampeded towards the location of the supposed man, the kikimoras and other kobolds going with just in case. I pet the duo, and direct them to the game....when we stop and hear some screaming.

"ARGH HELP I DIDN'T AGREE TO BEING FUCKED LIKE THIS-"

Not our problem. We go back to the game and play volleyball once more.