Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-36855838-20181123013048

Hypothesized methods of obstruction:

- base 8 conversion.

- Computer storage

Being type:

- 4731

Hypothesized diet:

- Biographical data (tests inconclusive)

- Sexual fluids of those who utter biographical data (confirmed)

- Spare change (tests ongoing)

- Pens (tests ongoing)

Hypothesized disposition(s):

- Lustful

- Aggressive

- Needy

- Voracious (confirmed)

Habitat:

- Class 4 mobile entity, no fixed habitat, hyper adaptive

Methods:

- Grenades.

•Forty seven personnel "consumed" do not attempt neutralization.

- Further attempts made contrary to orders, headed by Doctor Heinkel. •An additional ten personnel consumed, Doctor Heinkel reassigned to   Hellhound tear farm.

Description:

- Entity appears as a mass of black strands which flutter about as if under strong winds.

- Strands flutter regardless of atmospheric conditions.

- Strands vaguely surround a woman-shaped space in the center.

- Figure poses provocatively.

- Any who describe the entity aloud are assaulted.

- Any who write of it on paper are assaulted.

- Entity does not understand euphemisms, figures of speech, etc.

- Entity cannot understand computers.

- Those assaulted are drained of all sexual fluids, and most knowledge of  the Entity.

- Remaining knowledge is vague, leading them to seek the entity to understand.

- This leads to them describing it, repeating the cycle.

- Entity is apparently highly skilled at fellatio, despite having "lips so  juicy, they aren't there."

- Entity is presumed conventionally unkillable, do not engage in combat.

- Entity is presumed harmless, but interruptive, do not distribute this data. 