Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28144855-20180510173057/@comment-27950421-20180603212055

I tilt my head, "Lies? Now dear little goddess. I may use half truths and I don't volunteer information, and hell, I haven't always been completely truthful, you make it seem as if I'm some sort of great deceiver!"

I smirk, "I haven't lied the entire time I've been in this universe."

I shrug, "Well except for the part about not blowing up Connecticut, I'm definitely doing that but I thought that I made it clear that I was lieing at that point and when you go out of your way to make it obvious that you're lieing is it even lieing anymore?"

I chuckle, "Everything I said since we got here is true! Ancala has recently recovered from a disease, namely a terrible case of being dead. Your but really is as ugly as your face is and I promise you that I will enchant Jorges boots if you piss me off, likely with something equal parts beneficial and embarrassing. I have come to this realm to sow chaos, I will be getting laid while I'm here, and I will be buying massive amounts kaiju merchandise before I leave."

I pop up beside Sailor Jupiter, "Mako-chan here is a lovely young woman with a reasonable amount of skill both in the martial and marital arts and she can shoot lightning. Quite frankly she could have had any guy she wanted if it weren't for the nasty machinations of the fates. You know how those annoying chrones can be."

I shrug, "Well that and the fact the she won't stop comparing them to the overtly romanticized view of the senpai she once had who moved away and died a few months after she lost contact with him."

I'm suddenly right behind Sailor Uranus, "Miss Tennoh here does have small breats but she is still an attractive young woman none the less and had it not been for the endless onslaught of misogynistic twits that she kept running into quashing her bisexual leanings and causing a conditioned dislike for men, her relationship with her lesbian lover would be a lot more complicated. Once again, the fates are mean old ladies."

I'm suddenly floating directly over Sailor Mercury's head, "Ami is in fact a nerd and she is a cute nerd at that! I would be more than happy to introduce to the wonderful world of advances erotic biochemistry and I also strongly suggest she do a bit of blood work on herself because a 300 IQ is not within human capabilities and her father doesn't know as much about his lineage as he thinks..."

I'm once again standing beside Ancala, "I'd be more than happy to take any of those three to bed with me and absolutely ruin human men for them and my invitation for them to do so is honest and will remain open for the duration of my stay here. Though while attractive Ms. Hino does not draw my interest."

I grin, "Michiru's water blast cool and refreshing, Mamoru's bastard comment did strike a bit of nerve as the insult proclaims me to illegitimate despite the fact that I damn well earned everything I have. I did hatch in a mud filled hole in swamp full of giant spiders. Many of those giant spiders to eat me. Many succeeded in eating my brothers and sisterz. My parents were no where to seen through out my life, largely due to the fact that parental care simply didn't exist at the time of my birth."

I point to the Serenity, "And meatball head did manage to bumble her way into stabbing several dozen chaos gods in the back while simultaneously throwing this world out of balance without even knowing."

I give Celestine a nasty grin, "All of this is true. But I don't need you to believe me Celestine. I don't need you to like me or trust me. And as for my business here? Well, I'm going to do it. I don't need you to approve. I don't need to to cooperate. And I know that you wouldn't stop me even if you could. Because while Aro, Mara and Ancala would survive the cross fire, no one else will and you know it."

I shrug, "Besides, compared to you, I'm not all that bad! You can't even stop lieing to yourself."