Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29325824-20190808134529/@comment-36855838-20190906044541

I was at work, why am I laying in bed?

I sit up, still wearing my work outfit, jeans, sneakers, a belt, a bandana, and a shirt, both with the company logo.

What's that on my arm?

A sticky note,

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"Congratulations! Welcome to the world you knew only as a fiction! Various mamono are all about, and you've landed yourself in a neurtal nat-"

I peel off the note.

"-ion. Take the coupon on the bedside table, and kiss the oval while whispering your heart's desire! Tear the paper along the dotted line to recieve your gift."

-Wiz

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I stand, unsure whether to believe this, I step out of the room, my ratty sneakers in desperate need of repair.

As I step out of the room, the door slams shut behind me, and I'm standing in the middle of a well worn dirt road, with a town barely in view.

I pull out my phone, and there's another sticky note.

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"Endless power, just add monsters! We have you back-rigged to your reality for internet on our 'servers?' at 'Goggle?' But you need a monster wife to use this for any lengthy period of time!"

-Wiz

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So I can contact my family as much as I want, but only if I marry a monster.

I press my lips to the oval. ..

"A 50/50 blend, Succubus nostrum and High power Holstaur milk."

Riiiiip.

The coupon vanishes in a cloud of smoke, and I black out.

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"Hey, are you going to move, or am I going to have to run you over?!"

I come to laying on the ground, pink milk bottle in hand, a woman shouting at me.

"Sorry, are you heading into town? I could use a ride."

She nods, holding her hand out as if expecting payment.

I hand her the bottle, which now looks like a wine bottle.

"I suppose this is good enough for payment. Climb in!"

I eagerly crawl into the covered wagon behind her, and as we roll along, she unstops the bottle, beginning to sip. ..

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Fin.