User blog:Ore-samma/My Inari (No Lewd)

Hello fans, Ore-Samma here!

From another forum post = https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000068262/r/4400000000000452392

Another fan request; this one was moderately hard to write. I'd say 5.5/10 difficulty!

Hope you like it!

Ever your Servant-

Ore-Samma

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I gritted my teeth as I watched my nemesis bask in the attention she was getting from our classmates.

They’re only infatuated with her just because she’s a Ryu I grumbled, feeling my singular tail swish about in annoyance.

The worst thing about it all, is Miranda wasn’t the typical stuck-up Ryu. She would be friends with anyone, wanted to be friends with everyone and was as sweet as she could be.

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I tried to push it out of my mind as the bell rang for my gymnastics period. At last, the one thing I was good at. The one thing that drew everyone’s attention to me!

I took my place at the balance beam and began my routine. The usual crowd watched me, and I was already slated to be in our college Varsity team to compete.

“Look! It’s Miranda!” Someone called out, almost making me lose focus. I gritted my teeth and ended with my usual flourish and looked up to see Miranda looking at me, applauding.

“That was wonderful!” She said with a smile. “You are going to be at a professional competitive level!” She extended her hand. “Say, what is your name? My name is Miranda!"

“Jenny” I said, trying, but failing to have a low growl in my throat.

Miranda’s smile slipped and it returned, but a little stiffer than before. “J-Jenny!” She exclaimed. “Well, I will certainly be cheering you on from the stands!”

“Hey Miranda!” I looked up at the familiar voice and my heart sank; it was William, my crush. “I heard that Ryu can fly and dance in midair. Said that it is a sight unlike no other!”

“I- well.” Miranda’s eyes flicked to me for the briefest of moments and she brought her fist to her mouth and cleared her throat. “Not always. Besides, I am a bit shy so I don’t really like to do stuff like that in front of people.” she said with a small blush and started to make her way. “Excuse me.”

“Man! That Miranda is so hot!” Another boy said to William wistfully. “She could have every guy in the whole city eating out of her hand if she wanted to.”

William shrugged and glanced at me, making a sudden thrill pass through my body. He looked back to his friend, “I dunno. This school’s got lots of beautiful girls!”

Did I have a chance? My heart hammered in my chest at the thought.

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I noticed William lingering around the gym, even though the bell had sounded. I knew that I’d better make my move sooner than later or risk losing William to that lizard.

“Hey there, William.” I said drawing close.

“Hey Jenny!” William exclaimed, his smile lighting up his eyes. “That was an excellent routine!”

“Really? You sure that Miss-Perfect-Miranda couldn’t do any better?”

William shrugged and passed it off. “Aww, common. Don’t be like that. It’s just that my brother tells me about the Ryu dances from the Eastern Kingdom all the time. I always wondered what they looked like.”

“You have a brother?” I said, astonished. “I’ve never heard you talk about him before.”

William shrugged. “Ah- my parents are divorced, so my brother James lives with my mom. As a matter of fact he’s-”

All of a sudden the fire alarm sounded and interrupted our talk. William had to shout over the piercing alarm now. “''Hey! I’ll talk to you later, okay! Excellent work out there!''”

Why did that have to happen!? My mind wailed as I trudged out. I almost got to ask William out on a date!

''Ugh! Of course the fire alarm would sound!''

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I marched with the other students and waited for the ‘all clear’ and was about to trudge back to my classes when I saw something out of the corner of my eye.

It was William and Miranda!

I felt my body burn with murderous heat and slipped off, following them around the back of the school where couples would go to make out.

I stealthily crept up and saw Miranda coiled around my William. My anger doubled-tripled. I could taste blood in my mouth- how dare that snake take away what was mine!

“I met your brother today!” Miranda giggled. “He’s so cute- like someone I know!”

“Nah, I’m cuter.” William sighed. “I’ve got you!”

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“So, we’re gonna meet up tonight, right?” Miranda said softly, brushing her chest against Williams and tightening her body around his lower parts. “I can’t get enough of you!”

William nodded “Of course we are, and not only-”

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*SMACK*

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“How dare you play with my feelings!” I screamed, pointing my burning hand at William who now had my handprint on his face.

“Jenny!” Miranda cried out, “This isn’t-” My foot caught her chin with a satisfying *crack* and I flung her off my William.

“You! You man-thief! I’ll teach you a lesson!” I growled.

“What? This isn’t what you-” I quickly cast my spell to shut William’s dumb mouth. I turned and faced the Ryu who now had a harsh look on her face and charged.

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Thankfully, all my conditioning at the balance beam assisted in my fight. No matter how Miranda tried to coil around me, I always found a foot or hand hold and was able to parkour off and press my attack. But Miranda was no slouch at combat, and I couldn’t land a solid blow like the first one. She was slippery and could react to me with an instantaneous flair.

Thankfully my own magic could keep her spells at bay, and I felt her magics press against my defenses and barriers.

“''What are you doing!?!? Jenny! Stop! Stop! Stop!''” William cried out and locked his arms around me from behind.

I struggled and heaved. I saw William looking at me with a shocked expression and- wait a second?!?!

I looked behind me, and saw William with a panicked expression, screaming for me to stop. I whipped my head around and noticed another ‘William’ trying and failing to hold Miranda back, and I noticed Miranda’s tail come around and land a solid blow to my face, right on my nose

*CRACK*

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I sat in the school’s infirmary holding a cloth to my broken nose. Trying to stop the bleeding as a Hakutaku fussed over all four of us.

“Honestly! I understand that youth have their needs and hormones! But honestly!” She huffed and forced a small potion down my throat. “Blow your nose honey.” She said, holding a handkerchief to me like I was four. “Blow- that’s a good girl.”

She shuffled to William’s twin brother, James and tsked her tongue. “That was one hard smack you got there, young man.” She tutted her tongue again and applied an ointment to it.

“Ow! Ow! That stings!” James cried out,

“I’ll bet it does- that’s how you know it’s working!” The Hakutaku scoffed. “But maybe that will teach you a lesson about making out on school grounds- even if it isn’t your school. I’ll bet your school has the same rules!”

She turned to Miranda. Her tongue was hanging out, and bleeding into a basin. “And you my dear, hold still… hold still….” She said making quick work with needle and Arachne thread. “There now swallow this…. All better…. Now spit….spit again...good.”

She turned to my William. “And you, young man. Are you hurt?”

Willam shook his head, “No.”

“No? Well here.” She said and gave him a moderate smack across the face. “Next time, if you like a lady you need to tell her! Nothing stings worse than a broken heart…. Or maybe embarrassment!”

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The Hakutaku then looked at all four of us and just shook her head. “The valedictorian, the politician’s daughter exchange student, her fiancé’ and our star athlete… if the principal knew about this…. We’d all be in so much trouble! I’m going to forget what I just saw and did here, but if I catch you all being anything less than best-of-friends from now on-” She held out her hand and smacked a wooden paddle to it. “You’re gonna hear from me, then the principle, and then your parents! Understood!”

We all nodded.

“Good! I’m going to finish my charting notes, you stay here….let the healing supplements work, apologize and get along with your day!”

The door slammed and all four of us just sat in silence.

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“um….Miranda?” I said at last. I glanced up at her neutral face and wiped a tear from my eye. “I’m- I’m sorry…. I thought-”

Miranda closed her eyes and took in a deep sigh. When she opened them her genuine smile returned. “I suppose I shouldn’t be too mad. I remember what it was like when I had to fight an undead dragon for my James! I didn’t act any better than you did.” She tapped a claw to her chin. “Of course, although I didn't know it at the time- my James wasn’t interested in the dragon, and she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer.”

“Y-you mean, you’re not perfect?” I stammered out.

Miranda laughed and closed her eyes in a double wink. “Of course not!” She continued laughing. “Maybe this was all for the best, at least now I know why you were so weary of me.” She coiled her body around James again and sighed. “I do hope we both can look past this and be friends, Jenny.”

I nodded and looked to James. “Sorry…. I’m really sorry James. I thought you were William.” I said with a hiccup.

James looked to William. “You didn’t tell her you had a twin?”

William shrugged. “Never got a chance to.” He looked at me and smiled. “By the way Jenny… the way you were doing your acrobatics…. That was so hot!”

I felt myself blush and was about to say something when William leaned in and kissed me.

I placed my arms around him and felt my heart melt.

Our kiss broke and I sighed, tracing my finger up my William’s chest.

“I’ve got an acrobatic routine for you… one you won't soon forget!”