Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180829204356/@comment-27950421-20180829230612

I look out the window and then pat my child on the head, "No worries, daddy's got this."

I continue watching TV as my dragon wife herds the kids. Soon it becomes apparent that their make shift defenses are in fact useless as my sister in law plows through the barracade as if it isn't even there. She strides into the living room with a feral grin that would given even the craziest yandere nightmares. All the while bottomless and carrying a massive schlong and balls. A set of unrealisticly large male reproductive organs that, even in its currently flacid state, would leave even an elephant feeling inadequate.

I calmly take a sip of my chocolate milk, "Hello Edna."

She chuckles "Hello Rep, I'd like to introduce you to my..."

She hefts massive penis and testicles, "... little friends."

I glance down at them and then look her in the eyes, "Yep. Pretty big I guess."

She steps foreward, apparently having decided that she's talked enough, "Prepare your anus lover boy."

I shrug and then proceed to disrobe.

Upon seeing my naked body she develops a manic grin and starts rubbing her penis, urging into a full erection.

As it rises she stumbles towards me, "Yeah... bend... ov... er... uh... I don't... feel sho gud..."

She then passes out from not having enough blood in her body to support and erection that size.

I pull out my phone and call 911, "Yeah hello? Oh hey Gladis! Yeah she did it again. Yeah, over dosed on Futa Potion this time. Ya mind sending an ambulance over? Thanks."