Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170128153347

The Reptile King wrote: Alright how about this:

How much wood would a wood duck duck if wood chucks did chuck wood? &lsquo;How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?&rsquo;

becomes

&lsquo;How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?&rsquo;

&lsquo;Ohhhhh, you're such a naughty, dirty boy! You want to find out how much a woodchuck could fuck that big hard wooden pole in your pants, right? Now take EVERYTHING off, little boy, *drops panties*, I'll show you every position this woodchuck thingummy can fuck a wooden pole in! IDK who this woodchuck is, but since you're sweeter than sugar, I'll be happy to fulfil your voyeuristic fantasies of finding out how much wood a woodchuck can fuck if it could fuck wood!&rsquo;