Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20190520180645/@comment-39447614-20190521043255

"Well, we're doomed." I say as I climb back down the watchtower.

"The hell do you mean? Got cold feet?" A fellow soldier asks me in a teasing tone. Oblivious to the storm that was coming.

"No, I just know when we're knee deep in shit. And that's exactly where we are. Can't believe anyone would've thought we'd stand a chance against these....creatures. Punishement or not."

"Quit yor beetchin, Mr. Mc edgy. You got yor own self into this mess. Now you face da consequences. No take backs." The sergeant said, with a shit eating grin that I despised.

"You may be right, but what's the point of having us defend this wall, when we're bound to get captured and turned into who knows what?" I ask the others, curious as to why we were here to begin with.

"You ask way too many questions. We're here to serve our sentence, that's it. If we have to knock around some big bad monster ladies, then so be it. It's not that hard to understand, end of discussion." One soldier said with a determined look on his face. He was clearly ready to get this over with.

Looking back over the wall from the watchtower, I can see the mamono closing in. This is not good.

"Well, I hope you all have trained to have your pelvises broken. Because the army will be knocking at the door any minute now." I say as I pick up my weapon of choice, a spear. Probably the most trusty weapon to ever exist. I hope. And pray.

"Tsk, just don't get in my way, runt. I bet I'm more skilled at this than any of you greenhorn- AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" The determined soldier was unable to finish his sentence as he was suddenly lifted up by a Thunderbird!

"H-hey, don't just stand there! S-shoot her! SHOOT HER!!!!" The soldier desperately yelled to us as everyone took up their weapons. The mamono army had just arrived.

The soldiers opened fire on the Thunderbird. Only to miss every single shot. The Thunderbird laughed devilishly as she kept a grip on the determined soldier.

"How are we supposed to hit something that moves so fast?!!?" One soldier asked while reloading.

"Maybe, try aiming at her?" I say as I watch the situation quickly unfold into chaos. Somehow this was amusing to watch.

"Oi, smartass! Yu could at least help the poor bloke! Stop sitting, and start shootin!" The sergeant said, firing a shot at one of the Thunderbird's wings, but it misfired. Instead hitting her in one of her legs. That was a mistake.

"OWWW! THAT HURT!!" The Thunderbird yelled as she dropped the soldier she had snatched up, a look of pure anger on her face. Ruh roh.

"Hah, take that, bird brain!" The sergeant exclaimed, thinking this would make any kind of halt to the invasion going on right now.

".......GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" The Thunderbird screamed loudly as bolts of electricity shot from her body and rained down on us, the targets, below.

"Oh sugar, honey, ice-" The sergeant couldn't finish as he was zapped to a crisp!

"Good thing I bought that element resistant armor. Man." I say as I watch my fellow comrades get electrocuted like there's no tomorrow. Unknown to me, a shadow lurked behind me, very slowly.

More avian mamono had appeared and started attacking the other soldiers, who were recovering from the non fatal shock. Some had already been taken away.

"God dammit Zav, you could at least help us!" The sergeant said, trying to dodge the flying mamono as they swooped down to grab him.

"Yea, what happened to "quit yor beetchin!"? Huh, Mr. About to be Harpy food?" I said smugly, as I jabbed at a few harpies with my spear to keep them at bay. The land forces must be waiting for us to get into a panic, as they haven't made a move yet. That's weird.

"DIS AIN'T THE TIME!!" He yelled as a group of Black Harpies swarmed and dogpiled him into the distance.

"Ain't that a bitch. Good luck, Sir." I saluted to his direction with absolutely no real concern about him. How vile.

"It really is, isn't it~" A seductive voice says behind me.

"Who's there?!" I asked as I swing around just in time to see my aggressor. A Salamander. Oh shit, now.

"I like your attitude. I know all about your little shenanigans. Which is the reason you're here, isn't it?" She asked, sporting a toothy smug grin.

"And so what if it is? It's not my fault I got in trouble for some harmless fun. I wasn't intending to hurt anyone on purpose." I say as I walk around her slowly, sizing her up.

"That may be true, but you still ended up here. Don't tell me that doesn't make you furious. I know what kind of person you are. You're hiding that flame deep inside aren't you?" She asks me, while also sizing me up.

"Flame? If you mean the flame of hatred for being unrightly convicted, then you're probably right." I say, coming to a halt.

"Well then, I want to see that flame light up for myself. I hope you don't mind. I won't try anything....dirty..." She says as she draws her sword. Which is already ablaze. Hot damn.

"Fine then, if that's what you want from me. Then I guess I can't refuse. I do love a good fight every once in a while." I say as I ready myself for the coming assault.

"Gooooood..." The Salamander slurs as she licks her blade. This is going to end in one way, or another.

"Let's go!" I yell as I rush towards the Salamander, who does the exact same towards me.

To be continued....

Ok Freestyler, how did I do? This is my FIRST time ever doing this. So I'm open to criticism. Just, be gentle pls. I want to try and keep my stuff both serious, but also humorous at the same time. So it won't be so edgy. I can also do erotic stuff, but I haven't done that a for long time. I used to write fanfics as a kid on DeviantArt. So I want to see how far I've come.