Talk:Lamia/@comment-90.205.100.247-20150115221533/@comment-25808351-20150127062836

Me: Thank you for the offer, but I must decline. You see I have a

Suddenly a load voice roars over me.

Minotaur: What the hell you doin?! You flirting with her?!

Me: No dear, I swear! I'm innocent!

Minotaur: I'll teach you to flirt!

Me: No, wait, please! My pelvis hasn't recovered from the last time! Noooooo!

My wife then slings me over her shoulder like a wounded warrior and carries me off, while I scream for help.

Lamia: O_o