Talk:Dragon/@comment-25720867-20150228075300/@comment-26106762-20150305202153

Well, this is how it goes.

Me: Hello, my fake name is Swag. I am a first class cave inspector and just happened to stumble into this mountain. I figured I would investigate, so I gathered a couple of friends.

Dragon: Before you continue, how long is this going to take?

Me: Eh... Two hours. Give or take a couple of minu-

Dragon: Looks like I'm going to have to skip to the good part. *moves to force me into love-making*

Me: JUST ONE SECOND!!! I am tired and hungry! I just landed here after a VERY long fall, and I have numerous injuries to attend to! And I just witnessed the deaths of some of my closest friends!

Dragon: *speechless, looks astonished*

Me: *continuing, tears starting to stream from eyes* If you have any sense of decency in you, you will listen to what I have to say while I splint my broken leg. *proceeds with great pain to clean wounds and prepare myself for what I must do*

Dragon: *quietly* okay... *looks hurt*

I proceed to rip off a piece of my tattered shirt and place it in my mouth, biting on it. I get out what's left of the first aid kit from my backpack and treat my wounds, grunting with pain as I apply alcohol to serious wounds. (And yes, I have gotten out of the pool) While I do so, the dragon has put her clothes back on and gotten on the other side of the pool. I then tell her how I got here.

At the end, I ask her if she happens to have a stick - like object that I may use as a crutch. She returns with a Bo staff she found when she was in Zipangu. I thank her for her hospitality and leave to go back to the nearby village.

A couple months pass, and I am healthy again.

As I walk the forest trail I have grown fond of over my recovery, I think about my encounter with the Dragon. To think, I never got her name. I still have her Bo staff with me, too.

I hear a noise behind me. It's too heavy to be a normal creature, I know instantly. Without looking, I spin around and jab the stranger three times in the chest, following into a swing at the head, knocking them unconscious.

I then proceed to have an awkward conversation with the Dragon from before once she wakes up.