Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37629772-20190504081847/@comment-38232361-20190505072510

Oh yeah, she's like a kid in a candy store when it comes to heavy ordinance!

Ashie: *hefts up BFG 9000 on one shoulder* Can I play with this one daddy?

Ashie, remember, it's not a toy. Now go use it on the broken card in the scrapheap out back. And do you remember the first rule of the armory?

Ashie: Safety on, finger off the trigger, and point it in a safe direction until ready to fire?

Yes, but I mean the other first rule.

Ashie: Oh right! Don't tell momma about it!

Bingo!

Amazon Stalker


 * Cuts a hole out of box* You forgot I have a chainsword, didn't you? *dips a Oreo in cookie butter* So what's your backup plan? *nom*