Talk:Elf/@comment-71.241.201.26-20141230031510/@comment-71.176.20.49-20150319055727

Me:*turns to Lily* hey random question when your mom kills someone is it quick and painless or slow and painful

Lily:why do you ask

Me:cause judging by the look I'm getting from her I'm gonna die*points to the group coming towards us*

Lily:*looks to where I'm pointing*oh shit hello mother

Mom:daughter explain now *arrows pointed at me*

Me:'I'm gonna die'

One explanation later and I'm still alive and now I've got a elf girlfriend