Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20180718073927/@comment-34078162-20180926014522

Me: alright, listen up... Everyone. We're breaking out pf here. See that lock? It's old, amd rusty. I can take it out easily, and blast a hole in the wall for you to escape. When I do this, you need to stick together, and run from any mamono you see.

Everyone talks to each other, and then nod at me. I place my hand on the wall, which suddenly gets coated in ice. I throw a fireball at the wall, causing it to shatter into bits. The people run out of the castle, and manage to get to safety, but before I can follow, the wall started to regenerate.

Me: knew it. Some sort of magic stone.

I run over to the door of the cage, and use all my strength to break the lock. Afterwards, I pretend to panic. I start yelling out into the open.

Me: GUARDS, GUARDS! I CAN'T TAKE THIS. I'LL HAVE AS MUCH SEX AS YOU WANT, JUST PLEASE LET THE OTHERS GO!!!

A hellhound suspiciously walks over to the gate, and by the time she realizes I'm alone. I open the door on her, the metal bars smash her face, knocking her out. I close the door as another hellhound runs over and tries to wake her friend up. I open the door again, hitting the guard in the back of the head.

I run upstairs and am seen by more guards. Demons to be exact. Fire a bolt of electricity at the demons, making them pause for a second. Then, I blow them away with a large gust of wind. I smile, and make a run for it. I rush to every room in the castle, and fight off every monster I encounter. I finally reach the throne room, which has the exit in front. I run to the door, when I am knocked back by a powerful blast. When I look up, I see a lilim with purple skin, and a very curvy body

Me: hey, wh-who are you!?

???: Thank yoy for asking. I'm Druella, and you're not going anywhere. My subjects wanted a reward, and I bet a little boy like you can handle a lot, can't you?

Me: First of all: My name is Endier, Endier Lord... And I'm not becoming anyones sex toy

Druella: sex toy? They would never treat you like that. They'll treat you like their husband, or maybe even their son.

Me: yeah, yeah, yeah- I'm short, but either way, I'm getting through that door.

Druella: I'd like to see you try, sweetie

1 hour later

The villagers are waiting in the woods, worrying about me. The bushes beside them rustle a bit, and I walk out, panting a bit. My clothes are torn, and I have cuts on me

Villager one: Amazing, you escaped

Villager five: but how did you defeat Druella

Me: DEFEAT her? I wasn't even close. Didn't evel land a hit, actually. But. i DID manage to escape her.

Villager two: what about your clothes, and all those cuts?

Me: oh, the clothes can be repaired, and the cuts don't hurt one bit. In fact, they feel weird in a good way. Anyways... Let's get outta here