Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170402193705

You are in your backyard repairing the fence. An assortment of tools and equipment are lying around you, including nails, screws, power drills, hammers, and screwdrivers.

You: Honey, please give me that hammer.

March hare girlfriend: Sure, dearie. But can we please fuck like rabbits aftterwards? Me so horny!!!!!

You: Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. Let me set this up first, please.

Your girlfriend sulkily hands over the hammer and waits with her arms folded, tapping her foot-paw on the ground.

You start hammering a nail in, but it goes in the wrong way and the fence begins collapsing.

You: Honey, give me a screw now!

The march hare's head jerks her head up and looks at you with hearts in her eyes.

March Hare: What, honey?

You: I need a screw NOW, honey! Don't let this collapse!

Your girlfriend charges you, knocks you down and shreds your pants.

March Hare: Sure, dear, I've been waiting for you to demand a screw from me like that. LET'S DO IT!!!!! I won't let your hard cock collapse either!!!!!

She sinks down on your dick, letting out a cry of pleasure as your cock twitches inside her pulsing folds, and starts riding you like a fucking bucking bronco.

What would you do?

EDIT: An alternate of this would be familiar to those who have seen Married With Children.

You: I've got board S, and fence post T. Honey, please hand me screw U.

March hare with big pink hearts in her eyes: I'm sorry? Please say that, honey, I love you talking dirty to me!

You: Dammit, this will fall soon if I don't set it up! Screw U!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, your waifu will charge you and screw you and herself until you can't walk straight for a month.