User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20190125133248

I've done what does involving the Order, but I believe that I've neglected one of the other great "foes" of the Reptile Kingdom, the Sabbath! Let's fix that.

You are a loyal onii-chan of the Sabbath, following your beloved Baphomet as she leads her expedition team into the wilds if the Reptile Kingdom. The teams mission, to search the ruins of the ancient empire that had once ruled over these lands to find the magical secrets found within, ancient forbidden knowledge and power that gods and demons alike look upon with fear and disgust. Or so the natives claim, your Baphomet leader assures everyone that these warnings are merely superstitious rumors and that with the superior magical knowledge of Sabbath, this magical power and knowledge can only be put to good use in the glorious goal of ensuring loli supremacy.

The travel has been hard going, most of the native are rather unwelcoming, often rebuffing the preachings of the Familiar speakers with slurs like "Egg Breaker" and "Hatchling Hunters" or statements of "Little girls are for protecc not fucc," the crocodile women prove to be particularly aggressive, often resorting to violent assaults, some even coming out with enough aggression and numbers the even your precious Baphomet leader is forced to retreat.

The wilds of course are even worse, full of savage mamono and beasts that constantly menace the expedition team. Fortunately your heroic Baphomet leader proved to be more than strong to repulse the cretins. Well... most of them at least. A number of the ruins you journeyed to proved to house creatures strong enough to send even her packing. Then there was that... Thing... a giant even among the giant beasts that stalk this land and it only seemed to get stronger when it was hit with magic growing bigger and angrier... it still stalks your nightmares.

This brings you to latest insult this wretched land has thrown at you and darling baphie-chan. At the entrance to the latest set of ruins to be explored by the expedition team, is a sign, [https://circustoons.com/1024/circus-clipart-of-a-cute-carnival-clown-standing-by-a-height-sign-with-you-must-be-this-tall-text-by-johnny-sajem-204.jpg depicting a clown holding its hand above the ground with the words, "You must be this tall to enter the ruins!" plastered on in bright cheary letters.] The clown holds its hand far too high for a proper loli to pass the test, clearly an insult laid down for the Sabbath specifically.

Your Baphy leader growls angirly, "Why those little!... WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THE WISE GUY WHO PUT THAT THERE I'LL MAKE HIM TRULY SUFFER!"

She stomps foreward intending to march into the ruins and flay the one responsible for the sign, however she is electrocuted by a magic barrier and launched away as she attempts to pass the sign.

Not to be discouraged the Baphomet quickly leaps back to her feet and goes charging at the barrier, only to be knocked away again. Drawing forth her scythe she starts wailing on the sign and barrier, screaming in rage. However both come out no worse for wear despite her efforts. With a final wail of frustration she unleashes a barrage of attack spells, that like wise do nothing.

Panting in exhaustion she studies the spell that holds the barrier for a moment.

She pales, "Oh by the tiny tits of the elders... I'm not sure I can break this one..."

Realizing that you and the rest of the team are watching she quickly straightens up, "I-I mean, it would be beneath me to put any effort into breaking such a simple and weak spell form! Especially not when this could be a valuable teaching moment for my witches! Yep! That's what I meant to say! There's no way a spell like this would give a Baphomet any trouble at all! The idea is laughable! See? Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

The witches just stare at her for moment when one raises a hand, "Couldn't we just use the spell of megamorphis to bypass the barrier?"

The Baphomet screams at her, "FOOL! Behind this spell is likely a curse to make the megamorphis permanent! Likely one difficult to remove, even for a wise, beautiful, and powerful Baphomet like me! On top of that, the spell of megamorphis is heresy agaisnt the true depravity of little girls! No cookies or onii-chan priviledges for a week! NOW GET TO WORK!"

The witch pouts as she and her compatriots start working the barrier.

Finally she turns to you, her darling onii-chan and defacto leader of the onii-chan section of this expedition team, "Alright Onii-chan, your job now is to scout out the ruins, since you and the rest of the Onii-chans are tall enough to pass through the barrier. I believe in you! You're totally, probably, likely to not die!"

Now you've been told to walk into ancient ruins full traps and abnormally strong beasts and monsters one of which is likely the culprit for this barrier that Baphomet can't force her way through. But Baphie-chan believes in you!

What do you do?