Talk:Lich/@comment-25095137-20140806151938/@comment-25330482-20140822221622

I rush into the mansion in a panic to get away and quickly get lost. While looking for a way out I hear something creeping up behind me. Before I can turn around to see what it is, I feel something heavy hit the back of my head and black out.

When I come to I find myself nude in a dim, wet, freezing cold room. As I regain my senses and try to get up I quickly realize I'm tightly tied stone table. I try looking around and see that the room appears to be part of an underground dungeon and the room is filled with work tables covered in all sorts of strange looking tools and flasks of liquid.

Before long I hear the unmistakable sound of foot steps echoing from the hallway and soon a eerie purple glow. As the steps get closer fear starts to swell up in me and my heart starts to beat like crazy. Soon I see a dimly glowing figure wrapped up in a black cloak walk in the room and slowly walk over to the workbench.

Finding what it needs the dark figure starts yo walk over to the table holding something in it's hand. As soon as I see what it is my eyes go as wide a saucers and my fear reaches a fever pitch as I start struggling to get out of my restraints. In the figures pale gray hand is a gigantic syringe filled with a bubbling, glowing, green liquid. The figure giggles and stabs the syringe into my belly and injects it’s entire contents into me.

Soon after I lose all my strength and my fear disappears. My body is quickly filled with heat and my mind is invaded by extremely lewd thoughts. Almost immediately after my dick swells up and I'm now experiencing the largest, most painful throbbing erection in my life. The figure gets up on the table and stands over my crotch. It then throws off it's cloak revealing it's true identity, the Lich I saw in the window earlier. She stares down at me, giggles, and says: "Let the experiment begin!"

And that's the story of how I met my wife. Now if you excuse me I have some more potions to test.