User blog:Knuckles213/An Adventurer’s Folly – Enter the Jubjub

'''This is my first fan fict (and first time writing something on this site) and I'm kinda of came up with this stuff as I went so it might seem a little rushed and has **IMPROPER** storytelling/essay grammar (basically I'm writing like how a person would talk you to tell a story, but you’re not here of for motha!@#$%^& grammar, your here for the story cause you want good read,   a bedtime story, a sex story, or shit i don't know maybe your into weird shit and get off to this stuff jk). Anyways stop reading this and read the story......unless you want to keep reading this hoping I'm going to say something else that will keep you entertained (other than my story) for a while, distracting you from whatever you were doing before reading this part. I mean for all I know you could have been on youtube, soundcloud, relaxing, smoking, drinking, doing homework, at school, fapping, walking your cat, eating, writing a paper, watching porn, playing MGQ, writing your own FF blog, paying bills, RPing, etc. But seriously tho, I hope you enjoy my one shot short story and feel free to Constructively Critique whenever you get a chance or feel like it cause that’s one way of a person improving other than just meaningless repetition. '''

'''Oh yea I must give warning in advance that is story can get vulgar and crude sometimes so you have been warned, I only have to say that to the sensitive people/readers, if you’re not sensitive and don’t care then cool, read on. F censorship! '''



Dear journal,

          Today was kind of interesting for me considering my luck is worse than eating crap from a banana peel and nothing seems to ever go my way. But today I had a....er......encounter................well one would call it a fateful encounter, buttttt!.....this one.......kinda just sprung on me in the heat of the moment and.......was.....neither expected... nor fateful….why?......cause...shit happens that's why; it happen earlier in the day.

*FLASHBACK STORY* 

As an adventurer usually you would want to be an early bird or something, cause that's thing to do as an adventurer, I mean come on you don't want miss out on an epic adventure traveling around, searching for riches and fame or rare items, collecting bounties and even sometimes gettin some late night action (even in middle of the day action) or for some an epic failure. Anyways the idiot jackass that I am decided that it would be a good idea to set my alarm clock to wake me up early for an adventure because it would promote....."good health"....(plus rent for my place was coming up and I needed some money and didn't want that shriveled-up bacon landlady to chew me out like last time....so...yea...I better get my ass up) even though I hate gettin up early for anything other than for food, money, hook-ups (special deals/sale), late rent..........and occasionally refreshing jogs. I must have been high off my donkey nuts.

I was rudely awoken to the sound of my custom ear-raping alarm clock I had made (the alarm would say "wake up!" over and over; made it because I sleep like a rock), since I was half-awake I decide to do the natural thing anybody would do......swing and punch clock till it shut the fuck up and I turn over go back to sleep for another 10 mins, but unfortunately as that failed seen as how my alarm sits on my dresser next to my open window from the second floor and it flew out the window and smacked the dried-up monkey landlady up-side the head making a ping noise while still ringing when it hit ground.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(here’s an example of what the alarm clock sounds like, for those visual readers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2SLqmPTkYA the first five seconds)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">The reason I became aware of this situation was because I heard the gorilla-face landlady yelling all words in swear book bible at my window. So I naturally got up and look at her from my window with my half-awaken slightly opened eyes with my mouth slightly cocked-open looking at her like WTF lady; so I shook my head and did the whatever arm throw thing at her and shut the window only to plop back down back to sleep.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">About few mins later, I plopped my head up to a loud banging noise on my door, the ghoul-faced landlady was knocking on my door calling me a dipshit <span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">asswipe thundercunt Fucknugget for throwing my clock at her and basically telling her to piss off and drop dead like the expired goods she is and demanded that I open the door. In my response I quickly throw on some clothes and gear and proceed to jump out one of the other windows landing into the alleyway. As I’m into the alleyway I stop to think to myself “man what a crappy morning, this isn’t what I hoping for when I said I wanted an early fresh start.” Soon after that I decided to head over to the bazaar to see if I there was any easy bounties that I could claim to stack up some dough.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Arriving at the bazaar, I head over to the tavern bar to have my usual drink (non-alcoholic of course, cause that alcohol shit puts mutha!@#$%^ in an early grave in this area of Zipangu if not consumed responsively). I notice that there were a lot more adventurers than usual today. I thought to myself, with this many people I’m not going to get any kind of business nor make money with these asshats hanging around. So I just decided to sit at the bar counter and chat with Mika and have my usual chilled vanilla root beer until things die down or until something interesting happens, maybe a bar fight or two. Talking for a bit, I ask Mika why are there a lot of advent….wait….no….TOURIST out today.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So Mika can you please enlighten me on why there are so many adventurers out?… I mean half of these people I’ve never seen in this area and especially since some are wearing grandiose armor or clothing.” I said with an annoyed face.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“It’s because today the all the job requests are tripled today” he plainly stated.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">   I spit my root beer out in shock with my eyes widening; a spit speck of my root beer landed on the white part of his shirt “WHAT!” I replied back.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">He looks at the stain, then looks at me, then looks back at stain then, looks back at me with an un-phased face and says “I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see that.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Sorry man.” I replied.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yep that’s right, today only is day that the requestors are paying triple the amount gil for jobs from there postings. It’s a special event going on throughout the town just for one day. He calmly said.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“It’s cheap way to bring in more customers into the town and make more business for people like us and it works, but sucks for it requestors though.” he also states.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I reply with “Well what the hell am I doing here sitting scratchin my nuts, drinking root beer and being lazy for; I need snag a couple request so I can get paid and shut that decrepit chimpanzee landlady up be well on my way to glory!”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">So I say my goodbye to Mika and head over to the request board area to get on the road as quickly as possible. As soon realized that there was no request papers left on the board, in my head I was like “F!......Now what.” So with that I left the bar to check other shops and bars that might have postings available, but to my luck, I couldn’t find a single one. After that I just walked down the main streets with a dejected look from not being to rack up any money for the day. Suddenly out of nowhere a kid comes running down the street at full speed and rams into me only to be flipped over to do a complete 360 summer salt flip and land on her back. My eyes widen cause I quickly realize what I just did to a kid out of normal reaction when someone charges at me too quickly.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(uhhhh.................that’s not good) I say to myself internally.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Shit!   Shit!! Shit!!!   People are looking at me, I better play this one off, I don’t wanna go to jail, F! that) I state internally with a I pooped ma pants look on my face.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I quickly hold and prop the kid up asking her was she ok as she looked at me with a dazed look for second trying to catch her breath. The next thing I hear is some people from behind me yelling “She over there!” “That guy has her!” “I’m gonna !@#$ that kid up!” and I turn around like “huh?.….what the hell?” as do the crowd of people that were in the area. It was three dudes that looked like a blobfish’s ugly step cousin that got beat with the ugly stick a couple of times; yea these guys look like bandits and they are not friendly looking. The young girl pulls on my light armor gear and I turn my head to face her and she says “Please help me, they’re trying to hurt me.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">In my head I’m thinking (this gotta be a setup, there’s no way this type of scenario happens in real life and has a happy ending to it; this shit ain’t my problem and this kid is screwed, butttt! If I help her it might help the crowd forget that I did flip a kid into dirt on her back, plus…..I can’t just leave a kid to get beat up by 3 dudes uglier than liquid dog shit, and especially since she can’t even defend herself against them)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ok, I’ll help you.” I replied.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">As the 3 bandit-looking dudes approached me and stand couple of feet away from me, I stand up and turn around only to tell them if they want the girl they’ll have to go through me. One scratches his head in confusion and the other two look at each other like who the hell is this guy. The guy that was scratching his head just got mad and said “fuck it your dead too” and comes at me with a punch, but little did these guys know that street fighting is something I’m good at, even tho I do carry a short sword and a concealed knife for extreme situations (cause my sword fighting skills are crap, NOT complete crap, but just crap so I gotta make up for it somewhere, might as well be my fists).

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">*Fight Sence*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Bandit A through a quick punch, but I ended up side stepping it and throwing a hard straight to the side of this jaw and he stumbles over and falls into another person and hits the ground hard. Bandit B & C tries to jump me both <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">by coming at me at once; at bandit C I do a mix-up and fake a left punch only to kick him in his knee <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">really hard only to throw a right hook to his dome; he fell back onto ground. Soon after that bandit B swung at my face barely missing cause I reacted quickly stepping back in time before he hit my face and I reposition myself to kick his ass. He charges in at me grabbing ahold of me hitting my sides, but I got real mad and just grab the dude, restricted his arms and flip his ass over my shoulders onto the dirt ground and threw two quick punches to his face. Then I heard one of the bandit coming behind so I moved out the way quickly and turned around to reposition myself again; bandit A swung downward trying to hit me with some metal pole he must of found, but ended up hitting bandit b in the face knocking him out cold missing me. He charges at me swinging, but I dodge the first swing and catch the second one just to grab it then throw solid punch with stepping force to the nose. He jerked is head back grabbing his nose with both hands hunch over cause it hurt and he was bleeding. I quickly ran up to him and nut shot him with my boot and he keels over in pain. Bandit c yell out “I’m going to fucking kill you asshole!’’ and whips out a knife. I look at him with a hard death stare (like are you serious) in ready stance.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Then all if a sudden the law enforcement shows up ruining shit like usual (in numbers) to break things up cause someone must have tip them off about the fight. They circle all of us tell bandit c to throw down his weapon and lay down on the ground or else he will be impale by arrows or struck down by soldiers. And they told me to get on my knee with my hands behind my head and I was like (dammit I’m going jail!); they haul all of us off to jail. I look around only to notice that the kid I was saving is nowhere to be found

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(WTF! That kid just left me here to get fucked by the guards!) Internally pissed

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">*The Jail House* (short optional reading)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Just my luck to be sitting here in a cell all because I decided help someone………That’s just great) I say to myself internally annoyed (but least I whooped those bandits assess) I also state. (But also can’t believe that kid just ran off in the middle of the fight when I wasn’t even looking, she didn’t even thank me or nothing; well that’s the last time I help somebody) I say with my arms folded with a pouty gesture. Then all of a sudden one of guards call my name telling me I’m free to go and I’m like (………..ok, I’m cool with that). As I walk out the jail place I ask one of guards that where there who bailed me out and they told me that a anonymous person explained the situation to them so they decided to drop any charges against me and let me go. I thought to myself it probably must have been one of people from the crowd when the fight was happening (at least my name is cleared, I’ll take that).

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">After that I decide to get some food at one of the local restaurants. After receiving my meal and chowing down for a bit I reach into my pockets to see if how much money I have on me, but I can’t find it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“What the……where’s my wallet?”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">So I continue search myself until I soon realize that, that kid   that ran into me must of stole my wallet when I wasn’t looking when I propped her up to help her.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(THAT BITCH STOLE MY WALLET!…….. that’s probably the reason why those guys were after her earlier, she must have been a petty thief. When I find her I’m going to….) then all of sudden I feel a heavy handed smack from the back of my head, my eyes enlarge and I slowly turn my head around, like WTF who hit me cause I’m not in the mood, only see that the well-expired bimbo landlady what standing behind me, “That’s for earlier!” she says. I slowly turned my head back around can continued eating, she slap me on the back of the head again with a paper fan (where the hell did she pull that fan out from!?) and tells me to not to ignore her. She sits down at my table and we talk.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So what do I owe the pleasure to a aged crusty ass mummy like you?” I retorted

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She smacks my head AGAIN with the paper fan

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Owe! That seriously hurt” I replied (No seriously, where did she pull that paper fan out from?)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“How rude! I’m only 38 you ass!” she angry fully snap back at me

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“That’s old enough.” I casually say

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Do you want to get smacked again!!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“No ma’am, anyways what brings you here to this place?” I questioned

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“After certain shit stain SOMEBODY wouldn’t answer their door.” she implies

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Oh yea….whoops….my bad lol, you know you love me.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She gives me that “this asshole” type stare and proceeds to continue with her story

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I remember I needed that I to pick up stuff from the store for dinner. So I when to the store and saw that they had a request board, which was strange since they usually don’t have request boards there, and I thought of your good for nothing ass, plus your rent was due soon and that request pays good to cover the rent due and the past one.” she plainly states

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Really......how thoughtful of you; so the decrepit ape does have a heart after all.” I replied back with

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She tries smack me with the paper fan, but I catch it. SMACK she pulls out another paper fan with her other hand and hits me with it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“WTF! Where did that fan come from!?” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She ignores my statement and continues

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Here, read this” she says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I begin reading the posting with one hand on my head from the pain of smack:

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;text-align:center;line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">WANTED

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;text-align:center;line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">1 Humpty Egg

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;text-align:center;line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">REWARD: 100,000 gil

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;text-align:center;line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Return to Happy Mask Salesman Cake Shop

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;text-align:center;line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Info: Found in wonderland, EXTREMELY DANGEROUS place, please bring one without damaging it; could be bad for your health. Go at your own risk.

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;text-align:center;line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Good luck

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(???........................thats a lot of money, but WTF up with this posting!? There seem to not be a lot of info about this one.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(what the hell is a wonderland? and why would anyone want to risk their ass going to some place like this if it’s extremely dangerous.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“mmm….landlady do you know where I can find this Happy Mask Salesman Cake Shop?” I asked.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yea, it’s literally up the street, make a right and go a couple blocks down the street and you can’t miss it. It has really good pastries.” She replied

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Cool, I’m probably going to have to go the place because of lack of information on this posting, thanks.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I ask for my bill and it’s brought to me, stare and it for a couple of seconds cause that meal was expensive and that little tramp stole my money. I quickly scan the place with my eyes then ask the landlady a question.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Hey can you get me an extra paper towel from the counter over there… please?” I asked

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Get it yourself you moron.”   She replied

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Awe come on, don’t be like that. I’ve always done a lot for you ever since I moved into the complex, always doing odd jobs, side job, fixing, defending the place, and even brightening up the place.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yea and the most damage and trouble too, who you think cause me the most stress every month?” she said while being annoyed “But I guess your useful for something and it’s not using your brains.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Pleaseee?” I ask again.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">   She stares at me with the look of “you little twat I atta smack again just because.” And I smile back at her with my eyes closed.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Fine!” she says and gets up and gets me a paper towel. While she was getting the paper towel for me, I slip off undetected from the table to head over to the cake shop fast as possible. The landlady comes back to the table where I was sitting

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“And another thing rent is…..!?” “huh?..................” she pauses, narrow her eyes and puts on a “WTF” face for a few seconds then puts on a face of rage and yells “THAT PRICK!!!!!”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Everyone in the place stops to see who’s yelling, then   one of the waits taps her shoulder and she looks him and he hands the bill out to her then rage mode activates (I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination).

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I stopped in front of the weird looking cake shop and think to myself, this must be the place. I mean it has the same weird mask sign on the place as on the paper. I go in and to my surprise there was a Kikimora mamono at the front counter where all the cakes and other stuff where located. I was surprised because you usually don’t see that many mamono in this town let alone work at shops; but they’re few in number here and even sometimes wild mamono attack people in this town quite frequently (Thank goodness I’ve been luckily enough to have had avoided most attacks from wild mamono, it would suck, but I’m not gonna lie though I’m usually attracted to human females, but for manono she was really pretty and was making me think twice about considering having a manono as a girlfriend one day).

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Welcome!” she greeted with a friendly smile and proceeded to ask me if I needed any help with something. I told her that I’m here for the request posting on the Humpty Egg and show her the paper. She looks at it for a second and tells me to please wait a moment and then heads to the back room. After 5 mins goes by she comes back out with a smile and tells me to go through the kitchen and down the hallway and there will be a blue door and that’s where I’ll meet her boss, the one that posted that flyer and to ask Betty for help if I get lost or confused, she’ll be one cleaning in the kitchen. I slightly hesitate for some reason feeling a eerie feeling, but I nod my head at her then head in. Upon entering the back room I enter a large kitchen and I notice three other manonos busily working: a liliraune, a inari, and a slime. The liliraune was tag teaming cake decorations on multiple cakes, the inari was humming a nice melody while multi-tasking dough <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">prepration and cooking, and the slime was cleaning. As I walk by the liliraune, they both stopped and looked in my direction and smiled seductively while sizing me up with their lustful eyes and waved at me. I waved back and they just giggle at me and then they both just continued back to work (they were definitely cute; I’d hit it, just wouldn’t want to stay stuck between them forever……The bills got get paid and I got eat). As I walk by the inari she was cheerfully humming a beautiful melody and only to stop, smile, and wave at me with her eyes closed (If I saw a mamono like that causally like that on the streets, I’d be all over her in a flash, but it would best not to bother her at her work place though, but.........she sure does look soft and inviting…..oh shit! Don’t wanna catch one in my pants right now). As I walk near and get closer to the slime, because she was near the path to the hallway, I noticed something different about this slime and then proceed to walk a little faster………….her lower half is……….well…...um……..unique, but I at least acknowledge her existence by waving at her and with her responding back at me with a disturbing smile while waving a part of her smile body at me while sweeping the floor. I go bit far down the hallway where the owner’s office is supposed to be, but I notice that there was five blue doors that looked the exact same and I didn’t want to open the wrong one and something bad happen to me from opening the wrong door, so I nervously walk back towards the slime and ask for help because I didn’t want bother the other two while they were cooking, plus she was the closest and I don’t want to offend her.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ah excuse me….miss…..you wouldn’t happen to be Betty would you?” I ask with slight hesitation

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">The slime pauses and turns her head and body slowly while her lower half pulsates and ripples and becomes more vibrant upon her looking at me. She looks at me with her illuminated cold eyes for a second then slowly throws on a creepy smile.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She inches forward at me then a slime tentacle forms from her lower half and wraps around my back and pulls me closer to her then smacks my ass, I let out shrug sound and then she says to me while smiling. “Why yes I’m Betty, how can I assist you?” she politely states while still creepily at me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I nervously ask “Can you show me when door in the hallway is to the manager’s office?”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Why certainly, follow me” she calmly says with a smile on her face.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She begins to show me which door is the right one. As I follow behind, she doesn’t seem to give off a malicious presence like some mamono do, but with her <span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">body being slightly transparent and gooey I can’t help, but feel intimidated by this mamono……..(Damn!…… she has a nice shaped plump ass; I didn’t notice it before, but damn! This mamono got body and ass when I look at her from behind, why was I afraid of thing again?) (I’m starting to get hard, I better stop staring.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">As I turn my head to calm down and to not stare at her ass, I then notice that there was a eye from her lower half looking at me and blinked then retracted back into her body. (WTF? Was that an eye!? It was looking me. Dammit! This woman creeps me out and gives me a bonner at the same time, how does that even happen!?)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Mr. Adventurer, may I ask a question of you if you don’t mind me asking?” calmly ask as she slowly walks a head of me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Huh....a question?” “Sure what is it?” I hesitantly ask.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She sudden stops and turns and around and stare into my eyes with her bioluminescence eyes. There was not a single trace of a smile to be found on her face.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Oh shit….she’s mad, I hope I didn’t piss her off.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Do you find me to be frightening?” she asked.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Her question wasn’t surprising considering that I made my discomfort of her noticeable earlier.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(I don’t want to hurt her feelings or piss her off, but I can’t tell her that she is indefinitely creepy and somewhat sexy as all hell, especially with a body like that!)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Well…………you are certainly an eye opener upon first glance, but no you are not frightening by any means.” I responded.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She stares silently at me un-phased while her lower half still pulsates and ripples vibrantly.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Really? Most people fear my lower half and don’t approach me or look in direction once they’ve seen it.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Really…. I didn’t know that was a thing for you.” I plainly stated.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She then walks closer to me leans over and puts her face almost near mines and stares into my eyes. I pull back slightly (shit…shes…too close) and in a nervous panic I blurt out.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I’m not lying; you’re even a hot milf that I would saddle up and ride till the break of dawn!” I blurted out (fuck……I wasn’t supposed to say that out loud!)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Her staring was un-phased; then she starts laughing at me with her eyes close slightly covering her mouth with her hand.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Huh?” – I confusedly said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Well that’s certainly a first hahahaha!” she said while continuing to laugh.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">As I stand there confused and embarrassed, I die a little on the inside.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Right this way.” She says still laughing at my comment.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">We approach one of the blue doors and she knocks. (This is it, I’m gonna meet the weirdo that posted this. This guy has to be a undercover scientist or mob boss with a undercover operation going on here that I don’t know about because it’s cleverly disguised as a cake shop, who higher sucker adventurer to do their bidding, who the hell calls their shop Happy Mask Salesman Cake Shop?) We hear a “come in” sound from the person on the other side so we both enter the room with her allowing me to walk into the room first and her follow right behind. The room was grand like 5 five star hotel, in my head I was thinking this guy most be loaded cause his office was huge and it’s fill with all kinds of rare ornaments that I’ve never send before, it even had tea table and 2 couches right in the office for visitors. There was man sitting down at the big desk that the other end of the room and he surprising was normal looking, probably in his early 30s, guy. He had a Burnham hat on, tinted circular shades and mustache while wearing a button down islander shirt with tan shorts. (Well this guy throws everything out the window of my impression of him; he looks like he’s on vacation more than he is at work or being a crime lord.) Betty tells me to wait right at the door as she walks over to the man at his desk and whispers something into his ear. The man then says to me:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Welcome, come on in and take a seat on the couch.” The man says.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I sit down on one of the couches and he gets up to shake my hand and then joins me on the couch on the other side of table across from where I was sitting to discuss the posting of the rare Humty Egg.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Betty, would you be so kind as to serve up some tea for our guest?” the man said happily.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yes, right away master Alfred.” she replied politely.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I take one last look at the slime before she leaves.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Hello, the name’s Alfred Hazesly and who might you be young traveller?” he says and asks.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“My name is ………” I tell him.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You seem quite interested in Betty don’t you?” the man calmly says.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Oh..no, that’s not the case, I was just wondering what type of slime would she happen to be?” “I’ve never seen or encountered a slime such as her on my adventures.” I said.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Oh….a seasoned adventure…I see; that’s good to hear.” “Betty is a Shoggoth, a much higher caliber slime than your typical un-domesticated slime out in the wild.” The man tells me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“She pretty much the maid around here and does most of the cleaning and tidying while the others cook and run the shop.” he adds.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Oh……..a Shoggoth?” I confusedly said.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“The Shoggoth is subspecies race of the slime, which act servants that usually pick a person they fancy most as their master and serve them to their every whim till death do them part.” “She quite useful for a lot of things and is really helpful most times that don’t even have to lift a finger.” “She even gets mad at me sometimes for doing too much labor work or not using her services a lot.” He says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Oh!” (Shittt…I may just have get me one of those to have around)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Sudden Betty comes in with the tea and serves us.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Alfred says while Betty serving us “Isn’t that right Betty, Shoggoth are super devoted and loyal to the ones they fancy most.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yes, that is correct; I will serve you till the very end.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">He laughs happily a little and says “I always love it when you spoil me.”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">She happily smiles at him and then he sips tea.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Dammit this guy is irritating me for some reason.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">As he sips his tea Betty face turns red and slightly lewd looking and I ask him is she going to be ok?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“She’s fine, better than fine…..she just indulging in pleasure right.” He calmly states

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“What?” I ask (Dafuq!?)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Oh yea, I didn’t tell you that Shoggoths can create objects from their bodies by morphing the cells of their body. They pretty much prepare almost any tool with their own body to help with daily tasks set for them and care for their master’s every whim. With that being said their whole amorphous body becomes erogenous area. The objects they create that get touched by their master are particularly concentrated with erotic sensations.” He explained

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“ohhhh! Ok” I said with an idiotic look on my face (Now I definitely need to snag me one, one day.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So a simple sip on this tea cup is enough to make her go mad with pleasure and she enjoy every min of it as do I.” “Also I would like to say that, since they make objects for their masters they allow erogenous touching, you could say she is like a wife to me.”     he happily adds.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Really!?” I replied.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Damn, then I don’t think I should tell him that I earlier was staring at her nice ass)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Alfred was going on about Shoggoths and then randomly……

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So you think Betty is attractive and has a nice ass?”   He says out of nowhere

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I spit my tea out and choke on my drink and say “What the hell!?” (WTF!? He knows?.........this aint good.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Err, What!?”As I was choking from drink I manage to say.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">He stares at me a with a stern face (serious one I might add)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You heard me!” was his replied with a straight face

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(…………shit!...........How does he know?..........can this guy read my mind?......shit!......what do I do?......shit……wait……I’ll just make up something)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You must be thinking, can this guy read my mind and if so how can I make it seem like I wasn’t at fault.” He says intensely at me

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Dafuq Bro!?)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">My testicles shoot up to my throat and I want to die. I look at them both and say nothing.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(He’s still glaring at me and she’s not making this any better…..crap is that a tears from her eyes!?)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Alfred looks over at her and then looks at me with a stronger glare like this is all my fault.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(What the hell!) I think to myself

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Alright, since things aren’t going to well in my favor I’ll just have to take him. I can definitely take this fat fuck, but I don’t know about the mamono; I don’t think I want to mess with her cause she might be a actual threat.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">He pulls a gun from right out of the cushions of couch he was on and starts loading.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Damn!.......................Well there goes my plan, I’m screwed.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I’ll ask one more time, did you do or did you not do anything funny to Betty?” says with a stern tone.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(I didn’t touch your waifu you old pale nasty nutsack!) (Screw it, I’m dead either way, I’ll tell him what I said earlier. I might as well go out with a bang, I ain’t showing any fear. That’s one thing I’m not gonna to do is die a like a little bitch.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I lean forward in my seat and say

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ok look, I’m not going to lie, I did look at your wife or mamono’s ass as we were walking down the hall and thought it was nice, but that was it……..oh and I may have said that she was a hot milf that I would saddle up and ride till the break of dawn and that’s it.” I replied in fearless tone.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Is that so..” he retorted with an unpleased look.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“If you’re going to shoot, just shoot cause at this point I should have been dead a long time ago on my adventures, but one thing I will not do is go down as a coward, I’d rather be killed in action. So if you’re going to shoot then shoot and don’t miss!” I said with no regrets.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ok” Alfred says then points the gun and my head right between my eyes.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I look straight at him with cold fearless eyes and notice that there was loud silence that filled the room and neither one of us were backing down while is Betty observing the situation with a blank expression.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">*HIS FACE* ………………………….

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">*MY FACE* ………………………….

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You passed.” He randomly says to me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Huh?” I blurted out with a dumfound look on my face.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I look at him in confusion and asked him what did I pass because I was un-aware that I was being tested at the moment.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“uhhhh…..can you please explain?” I ask.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You passed with flying colors ma boy. I was testing you to see if you were worthy enough to handle job posting. Up till now every person I’ve ask or entrusted has failed at this task from this job posting.” He says with a smile.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“What hell!!! A test!? You were pointing a gun at me and even loaded it! Is that how you treat all your clients?” I said angrily.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Non-sense, it’s a replica with blanks.” he says and shows me; then pulls out a real gun from out of his shirt and a nicely crafted one.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Now this is a real gun, you were ok from the start and anyways you passed my test. You show no fear or cowardice nor any evil intent in your heart like the last couple of adventurers.” he says with a smile.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“For some reason you give off a heartwarming aura and remind me of myself when I was younger still adventuring.” he said while looking at me reminiscing.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Me heartwarming? I think you need your eyes checked old timer. If anything I’m an idiot half the time that needs to learn when to quit.” I said with a sarcastic voice

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Non-sense, I can see the good within you and if were a malicious person I would have shot you as soon as I seen you walk in my door and told you to get the fuck out or you would have died, plus I know you had fun too, it was a great joke huh, I totally fool you.” as he laughs

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You’re an ass!” I flatly said.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">‘I know hahaha” he said cheerfully while laughing.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">   “Betty you were in on this too the whole time?” I questioned her.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yep!” she says with a eyes and a smile.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Hahahaha, couldn’t have done it with her and if you really done anything to her, she would have killed you on the spot and there nothing you could have done about it.” He says calmly.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(YOU TWO ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES ON THE PLANET!!)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Well tell me this, how many were there before me that you ask to take on this stupid request?” I asked.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Oh about 12 or so.” he calmly states with a smile.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(WTF are you kidding me 12 that’s not a just a couple people, I could see if it was 2 or 3, that’s a considerable amount of people you old ass hat. This guy thinks being an adventurer is a game. He’s played with too many lives at this point………………so this really is a dangerous job, not sure if I want to risk my own hide for it, but I wonder why I’ve never heard about this. This guy must have pull somewhere to not get shut down or killed. I’ll play along with this cause I don’t just think he’ll let me walk out alive from this or easily.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“May I ask why so many and why so many have failed and if so what happen to them?” I pressed the issue.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">He looks at me in a serious manner told me about the previous clients that had failed. They failed due to lack of will power, they weren’t strong mentally nor physically, some were cowards, some feared mamonos or outright hated them, and some just were not right in the head, so he had to put them out of there misery and even a few never came back. After explaining that, he explained that he knew that I was coming because someone I knew tipped him off about me and that there was a possibly that I wouldn’t come back from this job request seen is how it is a dangerous. He still wanted to know if I was still up for the task even with everything just explained to me and that there a possibly that I could never returned to my regular life again. I sat there for a few seconds thought about it and decided:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">   “I’ll do it.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Are you sure? Cause once you this you can’t take it back.” he tells me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I was sure about this job when I decided to take it and if this is my last job so be it because that’s the risk you take being an adventurer and I think my life was long probably overdue, but I never go into anything with defeat into my head, I refuse to die a coward.” I told him flatly

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">He grins for a bit and then smiled.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ha, I knew you’d be the right one for this job, I’m glad here that you’ll do it, but remember this, you’re at a young age, never talk about death lightly otherwise you’ll probably get your wish.” He firmly says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“There have been plenty of times of in my life where death should have came to me, but I slap that cunt-faced loser death in the face and said I had a dream and so here I am. And now enough of this talk let’s get to the reason you’re here.” he tells me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">After all that, he explains the request in details stating that retrieving a Humty Egg, let alone getting into Wonderland is a super difficult task because of its location being unknown to many and with only a few knowing how to get in. I ask him about details on the humty egg and why did he want it seen is how I have to go get it. He tells me that it’s a rarity of a manono egg and that he doesn’t want the egg, but the fluid from inside the egg is the main objective so that he can use it for the special “Humty Cake” that can be only be made from this egg. Usually when the word gets out that the cake is for sale, people from across the land drop everything just to have it. He figures since I seem the most capable of doing this task, he believes I won’t fail. So I then ask him the real question.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So where is this place located and how do I get there since I’m doing your dirty work?” I flat out ask.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Awwwe don’t put it like that it makes me seem like a villain.” he replies while chuckling

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I feel like you kinda already are one, for making me go through this shit.” I told him

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I unfortunately don’t know the whereabouts to Wonderland because I’ve only discover it once before and don’t have the slightest clue on how you would go about entering to the place, all I can remember that I was lost in a forest outside of town and that I decide to take a quick rest break and all of sudden I awoke in strange bizarre world different from our own and was barely able to escape after being there after discovering the Humty egg.” “Let me tell you now, I do not wish be stuck there no matter what, I feel like that place has claimed many lives of the people that have entered it, the place gave off a strange presence. It was as if someone or something was watching me the entire time I was there, plus the inhabitant mamonos become much more active once a human male enters, so if I were you I’d be careful.” He stressed

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Don’t worry, I’ll be back, you’ll see I’ll get that egg and make it back in no time.” I confidently said.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I knew I could trust you, you may be the one of the few that really can make it back. You have my word that you’ll be compensated on this job if you return with egg in one piece, but I must give you a bit of a warning though before you go.” He says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Huh, yea what’s that?” I replied back”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Do keep in mind on your travels that this is spring time and mamonos do carry similar traits to that of animals. Some tend to get more aggressive during mating season and the mamono inhabitants of wonderland don’t get an exception to this rule. Also remember to always be on guard because the mamono in wonderland have the innate ability to sense a person whenever they enter wonderland even if they are miles away from the person who enter wonderland. Even some of the things seen there are nothing to dismiss as not an issue, try not to touch anything if you can help it.” He points out

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ok….... I’ll keep that in mind.” I said cautiously then got up and left his office in seek of the Humty egg.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">And with that I set off to one of the neighboring forest, but I was going to have to first figure out how the hell am I going to get into wonderland, my only clue is going to the forest and that in itself is dangerous without proper equipment. As I walked out the store I stood in front of it and sigh then notice a familiar face stand in front me.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">………………..

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ack! It’s you!” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ack! You again!” said little twin-tail girl from before

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">**We both say that and are surprised at the same time**

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">   “You’re that kid that ran off with my wallet, give me back my wallet!” I snapped at her.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I have no I idea what you are talking about, but I gotta go now so I think I’ll just be leaving now.” She nervous says while trying to sneak off somewhere while avoiding eye contact.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I grab her shirt and lift her up with one hand quickly before she could take off.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Hey what’s the big idea put me down you jackass, I didn’t do anything wrong!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Like hell you did anything wrong, you stole my wallet when I helped you out of that jam when I wasn’t looking you little piss stain!” I told her off

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You should be thankful I tip the police off to help you out.” She says with a pouty face and her arms folded.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Screw you! I went to jail anyways for doing a good deed. That situation had nothing to do with me in the first place!” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Not my fault my asswipe, now put me down before I scream that your perverted child molesting piece of turd!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I hate you.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I proceed to put her down so there won’t be any more up rises (there is no way I’m going to jail for be molester, fuck that!).

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I stare at here with eyes of wanting to smack the shit of out her, but then my job request paper falls out of my pocket on to the ground and she picks it up and reads it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So you’re going to wonderland I see.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Give me that, that’s not of your business!” I tell while grabbing it from her hand.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“I can show you how to get there.” she says smiling

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Wait, you know of a way to get there?” I replied

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yep, but it’s going to cost you, I think your wallet is a fair exchange.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">*SMACK*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“owwwe, what hell did you do that for!” she says while rubbing her head from the pain of smack

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So a thief really wants to know why I would smack them.” I casually say

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Ok fine no cost, once you’re done with that job request you can buy me some cake from this store.” She cheerfully says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“No way, why should I buy a thief a cake, that doesn’t even make sense!” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Awe come on don’t be like that! With a cute face like this how can you resist?” She cheerfully says with a pose

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“It’s real easy, I just tell you to piss off and have a nice day.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Your mean, you must not be popular with the ladies, no wonder why you’re alone.” She calmly states

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(Damn! And for sure I thought this guy would be a loli chasing pervert so I could have him by the balls.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Fuck off!” told her while being annoyed.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“So are you going to buy a girl some cake or what? I think its fair trade and it’s even a win-win situation. I show you the location of wonderland and you can treat me to some cake.” “Plus as a bonus I’ll let you call it a date that you can say you’ve been on a date before with a beautiful young maiden like me.” She cheerfully says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“You’re really reachin for the stars there aren’t you, you thieving piss stain.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“heyyy!” as her response

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Shortly in the distance

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“FUCK FACE DICKHEAD CUNT NUGGET!!!!!” I hear in the distance come from my left and then I look in that direction and see the enraged gorilla faced landlady coming at me at full speed with a wooden bat in her hand and I’m like “Oh shit! Time to run!”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I turn my head back to the kid

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“What are you looking at me for? You’re the one she clearly after, is she one of your lovers you screw over? Your fucked dude.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Fine you gotta deal.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Huh, really?” she says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yes really!” I tell her back

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“In that case I’m allowed to have any cake I want ok?” she tells me

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Fine, but you better not be lying about wonderland otherwise I’m leaving in the forest for dead!” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">“Yay!! You won’t regret this.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">I quickly scoop her up with both my arms tightly with her in a princess carry position and run like I have the squirts, from the impending doom coming at me from behind. The little girl continues laughing and smiling at me with her eyes closed the entire time (this little stain).

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">*from the little girl’s mind*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(I like this guy, he seems fun to hang around cause stuff seems to happen to him a lot and he keeps me entertained and yet for some reason, I feel safe with him around having just I only met him earlier…….he’s warm…… and I never notice how built his body is for such scrawny looking guy at first glance.) As he carried me I leaned my head against his chest and closed my eyes.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">*later after losing the stark raving chimpanzee landlady*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">After losing the demonic landlady, we end up in nearby forests close to mountain areas. I stop near a lake in the woods to catch my breath (Damn……I’m surprise that landlady has so much endurance!). Upon resting near the lake I go near the water to wash my face off, after splashing water on my face to clean it I reach over in the direction of my traveling bag to grab a towel, as I reach over to grab my towel I grab on to something that seems like my towel and I pull it closer and begin wiping my face on it noticing that it was soft and squishy on some parts and hard on others. (WTF this doesn’t feel like my towel) I pull my head back and look up and right next to me was an Ushi-Oni smiling at me with a lustful grin. My hands were still on her breast, I squeeze them a couple of times and then flinch back and let go in shock.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“My my you sure got balls.” she says while smiling at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She then points at me then at her and says:

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You’re my husband now.” She says.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">My eyes widen

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Wait what!?” I say back to her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I hate spiders, they creep me out, but I don’t want to say that out loud…..she may try to kill me)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You heard me, you are now my husband and you’ll be living with me in my cave not too far from here and we’ll have lot of sex and I’ll take care of you and provide for you and I don’t take no for an answer.” she forcefully says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What the hell I just met you!” I replied.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“And…” she says walking towards me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I start slowly reaching for my sword which was behind my back as she creeping up slowly   upon me with both her arms extended out in the form of a hug then all of sudden I hear “STOP!!!” from my right side and see the little girl coming toward me and Ushi-Oni and we both look at her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Wait Stop, that’s my husband!” “See, look, here’s my wedding ring.” she says and shows it to the Ushi-Oni.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“And here his.” she says and pulls up my arm and shows to the Ushi-Oni,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I notice that there is a gold ring on my ring finger and I in my head I start to think like “WTF, how in the world did this get on my finger and I not notice it!?” and my eyes widen.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">The Ushi-Oni looks at us both with a displeasing grin and then proceeds to folds her arms and lets out a sigh of annoyance.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You should have said something earlier!” she says then walks off un-happy.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I sit there with a dumb look on my face like “That just happen!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That was a close one for you huh?” the little girl says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look at her and tell her “Look kid, what hell are you trying to do to me!!!” “This is not a joke, are you trying to get me killed for lying to a monster!!!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No, but it worked.” she responds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “Are you trying to convert me to cradle robber!!!” I snapped back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“HEY!!! You should be thankful I save your life there, if I hadn’t showed up you would have been that thing’s bitch for the rest of your life.” “Show some more gratitude to the person who saved your life.” She replies back while pouting with her arms cross.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Plus my names not kid, it’s Korrina” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Whatever, it’s not like I’m going to remember it after this adventure, plus you’ll be gone once I’m done.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Asshole!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Also I’m not a kid, I’m a mature adult thank you very much!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yea, that never hit puberty, what are you like 10?” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m 15!” she snapped back at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I go from looking at her to having my eyes roll up in the direction of top right with my face in disgust. (That doesn’t make this any better!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “Great so I get stuck on an adventure with a 10 year old and not some sexy female adventurer, that’s just great; F my life.” I blurted to myself.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“15 stupid!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok 12.” I reply back with

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m 15 you jackass!” “Maybe I should let that monster turn you into sex slave.” her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What has my life been reduced to?” I say to myself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You should feel lucky to travel with a beauty such as myself, I mean what man wouldn’t fall head over heels over this drop dead body of mine, I even have boobs and ass.” she says while posing

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look at her and just now notice her loli figure with c-cup shaped breast and nice-shaped ass through her light armor clothing then I start to feel some slight activity going on in my lower region. I then quickly punch my lower region and then fall to the ground as that was not a bright idea to solve this issue. She then looks at me and says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What are you doing?” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Mind your damn business!” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You’re dumb you know that” she replies

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“And your bait” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What?” as her response

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Nevermind that” I said then stand up to say “Where did you get these rings and how did you stick this one on me?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well I’ve always had these rings they’re my parent’s rings, they died a when I was young, so I kept their rings as a keep sake to have something to remember them by. Plus I thought since we live in a land full of monsters it might come in handy one day. Also I wanted to give it to the man I loved one day as well.” she explains with a serious tone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I take the ring off and hand it to her and tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Sorry for your loss and never hand such a prized possession over to a person you don’t know.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She pushes my hand back and replies

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I know that, but I want you to make use of it while were on this adventure because it will protect your from all the mamonos that will attack you while being on this job.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yea about that….I really don’t want a ring on my finger just yet in my life. It feels like I’m tied down in away.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“With you wearing that ring it almost makes us a look like a couple.” She says while blushing and holding her cheeks with her eyes closed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yea that’s the problem, we’re not, so here you go.” I said to her and handed the ring back and walked off.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">After I had walked off for s bit I then immediately ran into an Oomukade. I stopped a looked at her in shock hoping she wouldn’t notice me and then she looked at me then smiled and then started coming towards me with great haste with both her arms extended out for a hug. I got freaked out by all those nasty looking bug legs and ran in the opposite direction only to run into and slam right into an Ant Arachne knocking her over (Shit there’s a lot of mamonos out for some reason, there never this many). She gets up, slaps me in the face and scolds me, then tries to grab me telling me that I now have to become her husband over or else I’ll be raped by her whole clan when she brings me back. I look at her and tell her to fuck off and then proceed to run in another direction and hide behind a tree only to look around then look up to see a Vamp Mosquito smiling at me lustfully while saying “Don’t move I’ll come to you, you’ll make a nice husband and meal provider.” And I replied with “Fuck you… just Fuck you and everything you stand for, you blood syphoning tramp!” she then dives down to attack before I could run then out of nowhere a Mantis comes in with a flying kick to the Vamp Mosquito’s face making her get sent off in another direction, she lands on her two feet bent down in a “nailed it pose”. She then quickly turns her head at me and points and says with a straight face “You over there, you are going to mate with me for hours on end to produce powerful offspring, but I must test your skills to see if you are worthy, prepare yourself for battle scum!” (DAFUQ up with this chick?). Then she draws her attached arm blades and lungs at me, I then quickly get out of the way and she misses and cuts down a tree like it was butter and I run like the wind. As I’m running I hide behind a tree, she slices through it, I take off, I hide behind a rock, she slashed it to dust I run and hide behind some bushes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I peered through them to see where she was at, I see her walking and looking around and then I suddenly get pull out from behind the bushes by a spider web and sent into the direction of an Ushi-Oni she grabs a hold of me. I struggle to get out of her grasp and she tells me to keep quite so that the mantis doesn’t notice. I then look at the Ushi-Oni face and Notice it was the same Ushi-Oni from earlier; she was helping me escape from the other mamonos on the prowl. When the Mantis left she let me go and looked at me while a displeased face.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Thank you, but why did you save me let alone let me go, you could have easily taken me away back to your cave and made me your husband?” I asked

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I could have and my monster instincts were telling me to, but you have a fake wife you need to get back to. I if   had a husband I would protect him with my life from the likes of other mamonos trying to take him away from me and I would hate if he was taken from me or cheated on me and I don’t want your fake wife to get sad from you becoming a mamono’s husband.” She clamly tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Huh! you knew about that?” I said surprised

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I knew the entire time, I may be a monster, but I’m not some low intelligence monster, I can sense lies like humans can and I do have feelings as well; it’s not like all mamonos are just sex crazed inbreeds.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well now…..um…..thank you.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Go now before I change my mind.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“…ok, thanks for your help.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I start to walk off then she says “wait”, I then turn around and then she quickly grabs my shirt and pulls me in and kisses me on the lips passionately for a couple of seconds with whole motion of holding on to me clinging tightly with her eyes closed and touching my face. In my head I’m like “WTF man! This is actually happening!”, but I just let it happen and then she then pulls back and distance herself from me to tell me. “Not all mamonos are sex crazed barbarians that only want to feed and reproduce, some of us want genuine love, but because of our monster bodies we always can’t obtain that love that we long for.” She says with a sad face. I ask her for her name just before she walks off and she says in the distant before she disappears “it’s Riza.” I stand in shock at what just happen and then shake my head then head back to where Korrina was at.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I come back to the spot where Korrina was at with a exhausted look on my face and ask her for the ring back.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well now, what made you to decide to change your mind?” “Did the mamonos give you hard time or could you not get my sexiness out of your mind that you want to propose to me?” she says sarcastically

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shut up, you wish, and can you please just show me how to get to wonderland already so that I can end this quest!” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Whatever you turd.” She says back to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I need to hurry up and get rid of this jail bait loli; I can already hear the sirens in the background)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As we make it deeper into the woods we stop at hidden meadow that lies pretty deep in the woods and take a break and Korrina explains how enter wonderland.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“So how does one enter this wonderland and have you ever been to it?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No I never been to wonderland myself and I actually don’t know where it’s at, but I’ve read about the place in books.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What the hell, so I been running around like a jackass in this forest for the past 3 hours for nothing and you don’t even know where it’s at!?” I snapped at her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Look, I’ve never been ok, so I don’t know personally one way on how to actually go there, but from what I’ve heard most people that are lucky enough to enter usually have enter wonderland from forest areas. The ways I heard you can enter is either by the Queen of Hearts allowing entryway, a mamono inhabitant leads you in, or you get there by sleep.” “You can’t just enter by normal means.” She informs me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Hmmm, well I don’t think this queen you mentioned will just let any old random retard in nor do I like the idea of sleeping in a forest unguarded.” “It would seem that we need to find a mamono that will let us in, that’s the only option I see currently, but how or where would we find a inhabitant from that place we can’t enter nor prove exist?” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You raise a good point, but I came prepared because I have a theory that I been wanting to test out for a while, but could never do because I didn’t care enough to want test it out.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Really?” I said sarcastically raising one of my eyebrows

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Moments later we are sitting in some thick bushes watching a carrot on a plate wrapped with my boxers out in the open. I sit there confused and stunned at what we are doing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What are we doing?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Hunting.” she tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Hunting?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yep, hunting for a mamono.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“With a carrot?” I said sarcastically

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yep, am I genius or what?” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh that’s funny……cause form the looks of it I could of swore you were BULLSHITING!” “And why the hell is one of my boxers being used as a wrap?” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Would you pipe down, it’s all part of the plan.” “You’ll see, we’re trying to lure out a mamono that can potentially help us get into wonderland and this is the best way to go about it.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“In case you for gotten, but only the inhabitants of wonderland can allow anyone in, not just some random wild mamono in the forest will have access.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I know, but this is all part of my plan, just wait you’ll see.” She says confidently

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I still don’t understand the part of using my boxers with random solution combined with a carrot is going to help us catach a monster.” “And besides I don’t think any monster is dumb enough to fall for…….” I said and then was cut off by what I was witnessing

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look over and notice a Wererabbit was walking over to the carrot wrapped with my boxers.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“……………………….Well I’ll be damn……there are such things a dumb monsters, wait what’s it doing to that carrot?” I say to myself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As I watched the Wererabbit walk over to the carrot, she looks around to see if anyone is watching, but she doesn’t notice us then she picks it up and began sniffing it slowly for a few seconds trying to take in the odor. She looks as if she is in a trance then she starts to slowly stroke the carrot as if it was a man’s dick then proceeds to gently put it in her mouth. She gently licks and sucks on the tip while stroking the carrot allowing her tongue tip to caress the tip part of carrot. She then use her tongue to poke the tip of the carrot as if there was an opening and retract like as she was digging a hole then starts sucking; then some deep throat action happens. As I watch what’s going on, I slightly get a little hard by her action and can’t believe what I’m seeing; I mean come on for crying out loud, at least remove my underwear from the carrot and not suck on that, I still have to wear those. After pumping the carrot like a shotgun and vigorously inhaling like it was a popsicle, she takes a bite out the carrot then starts to walk off.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Crap! We don’t want to lose her, this might be our only chance plus I don’t have another carrot.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“F the carrot I want my boxers back, those cost money.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“So now what’s you plan, since the first was a big fail, are you gonna use your panties next?” I say to her sarcastically

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh Shut up! I didn’t think of that part yet.” She snaps back at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Man you’re a useless traveling partner.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh be quite we’re going to improvise.” She says back to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“How and with what?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Cover me and don’t lose sight of her.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“This better be better than your last plan” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina walks behind me and searched her bag and stays quite for a minute while I keep watch of the Ware Hare that’s slowly walking off. The Wererabbit then pauses and stops to look at her reflection in water to check her appearance.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Hey Korrina, whatever you plan on doing you better do it now because she stopped.” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I get no response from her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Hey Korrina hurry up and…..” I say

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Then all of sudden I was punted in the ass and flew out into the open and land on my butt

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ouch! What the hell korrin…..shit.” I said then paused

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Me the hare lock eyes on each other for a few seconds.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“……………..” the Wererabbit.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“……………..” me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(What the hell do I do now; she’s staring at me with a blank surprised stare)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look back at Korrina, she smiles and gives me a thumbs up while winking with her tongue sticking out.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(You whore!) (What do expect me to do kick her ass?)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look back at the wererabbit and she begins to blush while covering her face (I don’t blame her I wouldn’t want to be caught doing an indecent act). She then speaks to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“….you saw me…. didn’t you?”   The wererabbit ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“yeaa….sorry about that, wasn’t expecting you to put on a show.” I say to her nervously

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Was that your carrot……….and boxers? She asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“uhhhh yeaaaa….. about that.” I blurted out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Then she goes from blushing to blank a stare almost as if she wasn’t very pleased; I was in shock form being put on the spot to the point where I really didn’t know what to say.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“…….sorry, I’m not sure if I can make it up to you, but if you want food or money as compensation I can at least do that much for you.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She smile at me then walks over to me; she squats down in front of me, while I’m sitting flat on my butt, with her eyes close and cute smile she says at me “let’s be friends!” and my dumbass   responds with “…..ok.” After I gave her my response her ears perked up and she seemed very happy with my answer (I don’t think she would have took no as an answer very well); she then quickly leaped on to me and wrapped both arm around my neck, holding on to me tightly to give me a big clingy hug nuzzling her face on mine. In my head I was thinking “Is this really happening, am I about to get it on with a rabbit girl?” She then looks at me eye to eye and says sexually

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Hey you know what?” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No, what?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Your kind of cute and I been feeling lonely being in the forest most of my life.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You don’t say, don’t you have friends or something?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Let’s be more than friends, let’s take our relationship to the next level.” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She slowly goes in for the kiss

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Then all of sudden before the Wererabbit could kiss me I feel an intense battle aura coming from behind me and a cold chill runs down my spine. I turn my head nervously to look behind me and froze with a “OH SHIT!” face, I see Korrina staring directly at me with death in her eyes. I took that as her saying “DON’T YOU DARE KISS HER!” The Wererabbit opens her eyes to see what was taking me so long to respond back with a kiss, she grabs my face and turned it to her so we locked eyes again.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Silly, I’m right over here. There’s no reason to be shy, now just let me do all the work.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I’m not shy, that isn’t what’s having me shit my pants at the moment!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As the Wererabbit goes in for another kiss, the aura intensifies immensely behind me; I go cold then look behind me only to see Korrina with her dark energy aura giving me a demon-like stare; I freeze again. The Wererabbit opens her eyes again only to see me looking the other way, she then grabs my chin, turns it and hold it so that I’m looking directly at her and she says to me “Hey! I’m over here, pay attention to me please!” and then she goes in for the kiss.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**SMACKKKKK!!!!**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   **BASSHHH!!!**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina smacks the wererabbit on the back of the head with a paper fan and then smacks me with a tree branch and breaks it on my head.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“owww! What was that for!?” says   the wererabbit

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“ahhhhh! What the hell, why me!? and with a tree branch?” I ask while in pain

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Because you both deserve it, especially you!” “Moron!” Korrina say to us

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Me? What did I do that was so wrong?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “hufm!” Korrina says while making a pouting face with eyes closed and arms crossed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You know this undignified human ape?” says the wererabbit

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina snaps at the wererabbit

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m a lot more dignified than some deprived knob guzzling rabbit begging for sharp shooter to shoot one off in her mouth from first interaction.” Korrina says to the rabbit

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**#Foreveralone**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">The wererabbit replies back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well I don’t see much womanly charm coming from an ugly little girl that looks like a 6 week old aborted fetus. You’re hard to look at, why damage this man’s retina with your underdeveloped mal-nourished body?” the wererabbit says with a straight face while smiling

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**#Underdelevoped**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “DAFUQ you say to me!?” Korrina blurts out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You heard me you half ass goblin, I don’t repeat myself.” the wererabbit tells Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Damn, this rabbit going in on her, get rekt. GGs)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina tries to attack the rabbit but I end up holding her back.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Let me go I’ll kill that bitch!” she says while squirming

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“We didn’t come this far to kill a rabbit.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh my, and you call yourself a woman; sir you might want put a leash on your pet hahahahaha” says the wererabbit

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina gets more mad.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’ll kill her!” says Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok that’s enough now, your both being a pain now and I’m getting nowhere on my quest.” I tell the both of them

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I tell Korrina to calm down and stand behind me while I ask the rabbit some questions.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Miss Wererabbit..” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s Maya, but you can call me BB cause now I’m your sexy wife.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“YOU WHORE!” Korrina yells out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Korrina please, I’ll handle this.” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Listen…..you are not my wife and I’m here because I wanted to know if you knew anything regarding a way entering into wonderland?” tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">she goes from playful attitude to calm and serious.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why would you be interested in that place?” she ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I explained our situation to Maya and reasoning why we wanted to catch her so that she could help me on my quest.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“mmmm…..that place is dangerous you know especially for males, some never comeback.” Maya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m prepared for that, I been on a lot of jobs, quests, and adventures to know that my life should have been over a long time ago, but I face whatever comes at me head on.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She looks at me with a calm serious face then smiles and says that she knows of a way and that she’ll me out one condition.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’ll agree on helping you out, but on one condition.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I want a kiss from you.” she tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Eh!?” I said with a confused look on my face.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(What’s up with monsters trying to kiss me all the time?)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“WHAT! HALE TO THE NO!” Korrina blurts out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That’s my terms, you act surprise, but I think that is fair Exchange.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Forget this cock-begging tramp, we’ll find another way!” Korrina says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s not that much to ask and beside you’ve already kissed another mamono earlier and walked away scott free, so what’s that harm in another one.” Maya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(SHIT!, HOW DOES SHE KNOOWWWWW!..........eh shit!) I look in korrina’s direction, she gives me a death glare.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(That’s not good)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“HE DID WHAT!” she ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She glares at me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh you didn’t know! Some monsters can tell if a human if a human male has been in contact with another mamono or human female and I happen to smell the scent of Ushi-Oni.” Maya says playfully with a smile

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(WHAT DA FUCK, SHUT UP YOU SCANK! That’s not funny to even joke around like that telling peoples’ business to others.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“OH REALLYYY!” Korrina says while glaring at me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina then nut shots me, I struggle for air, and asks Maya why the condition if any male can do.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well you see, us wererabbits can actually die from loneliness or from being separated from our loved ones for too long. I actually feel attached to that human because he was nice to me and men don’t come this far into the woods because it’s dangerous. I don’t feel like being separated from him nor dying because I’ll no longer be able to see him anymore. So a kiss will suffice and will let me know that he’ll come back for me.” Maya says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“oweee my balls *cough…cough*!” I say while tryig to catch my breath

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shut up!” Korrina yells at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m sorry, but this is something I cannot allow!” Korrina tells maya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why not; it’s not your decision, it’s his.” Maya tells Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Because I don’t want him too and that’s final!” Korrina says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Sorry Korrina…*cough*” I say while trying to stand

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What?” Korrina says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Maya, I’ll agree to it.” I tell   Maya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Really!?” Maya says in shock

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yes.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shake on it!” she tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok, but if we shake on it you can’t go back on your word now, nothing more nothing less got it.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Fine, I promise. I always keep my promises when I make them so don’t worry. I think it’s a terrible thing for anyone to lie or to go back on their word.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Btut why agree to this stupid term, you don’t have to go through with this?” Korrina asks me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Look this may be the only chance that I get to actually finish the quest that was given to me, plus I need the money for rent and other stuff and I can’t let small stuff get in the way of me finishing a job, that’s the life of adventurer or I should say as an adult you got to have your priorities straight and be able to make tough decisions.” “You kind of just came along way, but I’m indeed thankful to you for helping me get this far, I don’t think I would have been to get this far without you, let alone have any leads on where I could find wonderland.” “You must understand that life doesn’t always go the way you want it, you kind of just deal with unexpected BS and overcome it and right now we don’t have many other options right now, so I going to take what I can get.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Maya stays quiet and korrina looks at me in shock with a sad face.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“………” Maya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Is that really how you feel? Korrina says looking dejected

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“……………yes.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Go ahead I won’t stop you then.” Korrina says quietly looking in another direction

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I tell Maya I’m willing to kiss her. Her ears perk up in excitement and she happily walks over to me and stands in front of me with her eyes closed and lips out. I walk up to her and look at her for a few moments and think to myself. Korrina is looking at the two of us with a depressed look on her face while I stand before Maya staring at her cute human-like face with rabbit ears. I lean in and kiss her……………on the forehead.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina’s eyes widen in shock and Maya opens her eyes in shock as well that the kiss wasn’t her lips.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What!?” “That wasn’t my lips.” Maya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You didn’t say the kiss had to be on the lips, you only asked for a kiss.” “Since you weren’t specific, I chose to kiss you on the forehead because I felt that was appropriate.” “You shouldn’t really have an issue with my decision because after all you did say the condition for taking us to wonderland was a kiss right?” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yes I did say that, but….you knew what I meant and wanted.” Maya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “Now you must keep your end of the bargain and show us how to get to wonderland, that’s fair right?” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Your mean, you tricked me, that’s not fair.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“How is that not fair? You said a kiss was a fair exchange and also you did say that you wouldn’t go back on your word and that you dislike it when people go back on their words, I even do like when people go back on their words, so a promise is a promise.”   I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Maya looks at me in defeat and I see a bit of glimmer in Korrina’s eyes seeing is how I didn’t make out with Maya.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Fine, I’ll show you, follow me.” Maya says while being slightly agitated from not getting the kiss that she wanted.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">After our conversation we then follow Maya back to her place that’s well hidden in the forest meadows. Once we get there she invites us in and offers us tea and cookies while she goes in her room to look for something that will assist us in our journey. As we sit in her living room area drinking tea and eating cookies korrina asks me a question about the kiss.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Hey about that kiss, why didn’t you kiss her on the lips?” she ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why do you ask?” I ask her back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I just want to know alright, it’s been bothering me. I thought for sure you were going to kiss her and enjoy your free make out session with beautiful woman.” “You didn’t have to hold back on my account; I said I wouldn’t stop you if you chose to kiss a pretty girl like her.” “I can understand if you like her and don’t want me around.” she says to me with a dejected look on her face.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I can see this event has her puzzled that I didn’t go through with the kiss.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’ll just say this, have you ever heard of the story the “The Tortoise vs The Hare?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well of course, everyone has. We all know that the tortoise beats the hare, but what does that have to do with you not kissing her on the lips?” she ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s simple, it’s because she is a rabbit.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m still not getting your point.” shw says back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s because she was hare was I able to beat her at her own game, slow and steady wins the race. She simply wanted a kiss as a condition for showing us a way into wonderland, nothing more nothing less. By her making an agreement to where she can’t go back on her word, it was easy to assume she would be like the hare in the story rushing into thing just to win the race without taking the time to think things through slowly. Especially since we made a verbal contract which could have been null and voided at any point of time because words are just words unless it’s written down in the form of a contract and plus she is a mamono after all, she could have just forced down me to kiss her. Rabbits are way faster a regular person and can out run them pretty bad and it is mating season too, so yea I’m surprised she suppressed her urges to want to fuck like no tomorrow.” I explain to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Since she is a rabbit, they tend not think that far ahead into the future, but only for the moment. They are quick to do things vs take time and think things through. I knew ahead what I was going to do and have the advantage over her if things played out correctly, which it did. I’ve learn over time that the best course of action with dealing with anyone whether it’s a mamono or human, used your brain that what it was designed for. Don’t panic and use your flight skills, you’ll either end up dead or fucked or it could save your life sometimes.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrrina blushes and says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Wow….you not dumb as I thought you were, I always thought you weren’t that bright in the head because of the way you come off, but damn….impressed.” she says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look at her like “This piss ant.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Gee thanks.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She smiles and then kisses my check and then leans on me. I look at her being surprised and then turn my head the other direction and play it off like nothing happen. Then she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“But your still an asshole for kissing that Ushi-Oni, I didn’t forget that.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh…….. you still remember?” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Of course” she says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You weren’t even there, plus why do you care what I do, once we’re done with this job we’re going our separate ways.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shut up, it doesn’t matter.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“But promise me that you won’t kiss another mamono again.” She tell me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look her like “what da hell?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I don’t think I can promise that only because you are not my lover nor do I intend to make a 15 year old my main squeeze.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She then responds with sucker punching me in the gut and I fall over in pain (man this girl hits hard sometimes ahhh that hurts). Maya comes back to tell us the good news that she got in contact with one of her friends that can take us into wonderland and that she is on her way shortly. 5 minuntes later and ring at her door happen and Maya answers it and to our surprise it’s another rabbit mamono, but something was much different about her compared to Maya. It was not the fact that she had a different look form Maya with her having pink fur legs instead of white nor was it the fact that she was wear lewd playboy-like clothing, but more of different vibe and see was lustfully stare at me the entire time upon meeting us.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“This is my friend Shaya, March Hare a from wonderland, she has the ability to freely pass from here to wonderland, so she’ll be your guide.” Maya says to us

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Please to meet to you both.” Shaya says then walks directly at me ignoring everything else

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh my, who might you be young man?” she asks while holding my hands stroking them slowly being close up in my personal space.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(shit…she awfully close for a first time meeting, this chick wastes no time.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“ehh…my name is………” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “What a nice name and a fine man you are, I would really like to get to know you; you look very handsome young man. Maya is this man your husband?” Shaya asks Maya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh no not my husband, just a friend, I wish though.” Maya tells her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh really!? Awe that’s too bad, I wouldn’t mind if you let me have him that way we would get to know each other better.” she says with her lust filled eyes

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Quickly before anyone one could react **SMACK**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Owe!!! Now that wasn’t very nice, it’s impolite to interrupt adults when they’re talking and sharing a special moment of skin ship little girl.” Shaya says to Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“WTF do you think you are doing putting moves on him, that’s not how a person introduces themselves to a person they just met. Do all rabbit mamonos sink this low and have no shame?” she says to Shaya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh my, and who might you be? His little sister or some street rat that was squeezed out of a cat’s ass after bad indigestion.” She says to Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“YOU BITCH! I’ll smack the rabbit ears off yo face!” she snaps back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh my, do I detect a hint of jealousy, that’s not good for your skin, not like it matters in your case. I suggest you find someone your own age, I’m pretty sure elementary kids might be up your ally.” Shaya says back to Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Damn, she just as bad as maya, she going in on korrina and they just met, 2-0 <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">get rekt, GGs) I say to myself internally.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Before Korrina could react I step in.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Alright break it up, I didn’t come here to watch you two fight.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m sorry I must apologize for my behavior, it was rude of me to say stuff like how she a dirty sewer rat with no class and is an underdeveloped monkey turd that that smells worse than Stagnant Water.” Shaya says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“WHAT… THE… FUCK…YOU MEAT POLE SLINGING CRACK WHORE!” Korrina yells out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(DAMN! korrina is gonna need some water after that burn. 3-0 GF, GGs)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That’s enough!” I yell out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shaya please stop being rude to Korrina, otherwise I probably going to have to punish you.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Punish me!? I hope it’s kinky so that I can’t walk straight the next morning.” Shaya says back to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“……” me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Are you gonna show us the way or not?” I ask her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh I’ll SHOW you the way alright. Just make sure you make my legs go their separate ways when you get there.” She says back to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“………..” me (she wants it bad.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“………..” Korrina (I want to punch this bitch in the throat)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok Shaya that’s enough I don’t think they have all day now.” Maya says to Shaya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“But I have all night for him.” She says back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(This is one sex crazed rabbit and she from wonderland, I wonder if all mamono from there are like this, if so I’m fucked, literally.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Enough Shaya!” Maya says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh alright, I’m sorry. Let’s get down to the reason I’m here.” Shaya says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">After all the dissing jokes aside we discuss entering wonderland and our reasoning on going with shaya so that she can have a better understanding. She agrees to help and tells us that the she can take to wonderland with wonderland mamono magic (this allows all wonderland mamono inhabitants to freely travel from the wonderland to the <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">human world). She also tells us that people usually enter wonderland, usually un-suspecting human males, by the forest when men either fall asleep in the forest without magic protection or get lost. When the queen feels that there is a shortage of men in wonderland for the mamono, she allows entry way for them to get pulled in so that they can help with producing offspring. Mamono that are from within wonderland are usually not allowed to leave unless the queen of hearts permits them to or the mamono of few and select, that has earn the right to freely come and go as they please, are taught a specific magic spell allowing them to free travel. Shaya also tells us that the manono there are a little more aggressive than the ones in the Zipangu region.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Despite all what was said to you, do you still want to go through with this?” she asks me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look at her with the same eyes as I did Alfred and Maya and say to her “I tell you the same thing I told everyone, I wouldn’t have accepted this job if I didn’t want to do it. I always make sure complete the tasks I put myself through all the way to the very end whether it’s dangerous or not, so I was ready when I first took up this job. Besides I should be dead a long time ago.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok, then I believe we should waste no time then.” Shaya said to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Shaya then bends over, stick her ass up in my direction and looks back at me and points to her ass.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“…………….” Me (???????)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“…………….” Korrina (……) *makes a face of wanting to kill that rabbit*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“………………” Maya (Maybe I should try using my behind more)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“This how you enter wonderland the world of ecstasy; you may enter me, it’s all warmed up for you to use, this is one ride you don’t want to miss out on, you’ll love the amount of detail and assets that this ride has to offer, so quickly saddle up for one hell of a ride to wonderland. It’s free and you’ll love traveling there more often after this ride is over; you love it so much that you won’t even want to give other rides a try. Don’t worry about any collateral damages, the more destruction the better.” Shaya says to me (Come on, I’m giving you full permission to enter my small cave to destroy this rabbit hole to steal my national treasure; damage my cave as you want. You know you want to)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Shaya stick her ass closer to my junk (dat ass!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“???????” Me (the sexual <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">innuendo is strong in this one, normally I would take a woman up on that offer, but this is too much.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">”????????” Korrina (??????) *The she now has the face of   killer*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Very clever thinking Shaya.” Maya says to herself (Now why didn’t I think of that before.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**SMACK** **SMACK** **SMACK** **SMACK** **SMACK**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina gets mad and starts smacking shaya on the ass with her paper fan hoping it would beat some sense into the rabbit, but it has the opposite effect.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh my! I didn’t know you where such a closest sadist; your quite good at this aren’t you. Had I known there’s going to be spanking foreplay before the main event, I would asked him do all the spanking and even have him tease my sweet tooth with his popsicle stick.” Shaya says out loud

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**SMACK <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">SMACK <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">SMACK <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">SMACK <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">SMACK <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">SMACK <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">SMACK <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">SMACK**(think of a whip sound cracking really fast)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina proceeds to smack harder and faster with hate in her eyes while shaya has her hand on her cheeks with her eyes closed blushing from immense pleasure.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“In all seriousness, please show us the way.” I tell to Shaya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“All alright you two gather around me” she tells us

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Me and korrina stand next to her and look over to see that Maya is not next to us.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Are you not coming with us?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No I fine, I’m staying and plus this is your quest remember.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Your right, well see ya around then.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Shaya then pulls out a oversized pocket watch and presses the button top of it then snap her fingers then from underneath us a giant hole-portal opens us and we fall though passing through a strange crack-out dimension with vibrant colors, spirals galore, melted watches, eyes that forever stare into your soul, laughing mouths, smiling teeth, abstract stick figure people and other freaky shit that I’ve never before, even sex images. As we fall deeper into the abyss it gets darker and darker to where we can no longer see one another. I call out to Korrina and Shaya, but neither one respond back; I just keep falling and falling until I start seeing a bottom. Upon closer inspection, because I seem to be getting closer, I see that there is a pit of spikes as I get near. I kind think to myself that this really is the end and realize that this sucks and brace myself for impact; I fall into the pit and soon after that I wake up.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I awake in a random bed in the middle of forest-like area that looks like a paper cut-out forest, but is slightly different than what a normal forest looks like. I notice that I there where a lot of unused beds randomly outside in an enclosed forest area; I was the only one in the vicinity. I didn’t want to call out to anyone because that might alert any type of trouble to come my way and I don’t need that at the moment when I don’t know where I’m at nor know how to escape once I locate the Humty egg. I made sure checked myself to see if I’m not injure or missing anything before I go look for Korrina and Shaya; I head out. As I walk further down into the forest I notice that wonderland has funky plant life and weird atmosphere to the point where it’s unsettling; I quickly go along the path that was carved out on the road.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Then all of sudden I hear the trees shake and the feint sound of chime bells.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(What heck is that noise, shits about to get real, I better stay on guard)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I start to feel like someone or something in watching me from the shadows so I start to do what anyone would do and run to hide.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I make a left off the carved pathway into the forest, ducking and dodging trees and plants just to escape whatever the hell that was behind me. I slip behind a awkward shaped tree that looks like a foot with many branches. Then I heard rustling in the bushed so I belt for it not thinking where to go. I continuously kept running, jumping over logs, short trees, bushes, and stumps just to escape. Up and till the noise stops and vanishes. After realizing that nothing was chasing me, I run into small grove resting spot. I sat next to a tree on a broken log that happen to be carve in the shape of a chair just to catch my breath and rest so I could continue on (I know I shouldn’t have sat there because it look like a set up for some poor sucker, but I didn’t care cause I wanted to rest for a bit).

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I lay back with my hands behind my head and close my eyes for sec and then a few seconds later I hear the same feint sound of bells and I’m like “Fuck, not again!” So I stand up and patiently wait for whatever to strike. I thought if I wait in the open unguarded it might try to leap out at me so that I can counter it with my fist. I put myself out in an open position to be tackled or grabbed then I patiently wait. The sounds of bells don’t stop ringing, but ring faster and faster. I quickly look all around in all directions and quickly as possible to see which direction the sound was coming from, then suddenly the sound of bells stop ringing,

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">…………………….

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Dead silence happens.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">…………………….

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I tense up and brace myself (my body is ready).

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">……………………..

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I felt someone’s breath whisper slowly in my right ear saying “f.o.u.n.d. y.o.u.” I jerked and jumped back to my left see who was my pursuer. I looked and didn’t see anyone, I then felt a tap on my shoulder, I then throw an elbow behind me at whoever was behind me and turn around, but I ended up missing because no one was there.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(What! No one? Is this a ghost or something?)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Then I feel something cling to my back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ah….. what hell get off me!” I yell out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I look and notice it was purple, furry, and had paws, but I couldn’t see the face. I’m not sure what it was trying to do, but it felt like it was trying to massage one of shoulders and the side of my face and fondle my junk with it’s tail while rubbing it’s crotch on my back trying to coax me into believing it’s peaceful. So I decided to jump up and land on my back to crush it, but I end up land on my back instead of crushing it because it for some reason disappeared on me. I laid there in pain for a few second from landing on my back a little too hard. I hear something above me so I look up and to my surprise it was a large human-like cat girl of some sort. I stare at in shock; it was hanging from a tree branch from its tail upside down look at me smiling with a lewd face like it’s plotting something on me. She then has her tail loosen the grip off the branch so it can fall down, but as she was falling down she disappears before she hit the ground and reappears on top of me in cow girl position.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I like this position much better.” She says sexually to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I bet you do.” I say to her sarcastically

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Were you the one chasing me down back there?” I ask her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You gave quite a chase back there.” She says to me lewdfully

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You actually made me want you even more.” She adds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m even a little wet down there. You’ll to have to take responsibility for that.” she says with her lustful smile and lewd voice.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Get off me” I say to her in flat tone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She looks at me and laughs

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“One doesn’t just tell a mamono to get off of them and expect that mamono to listen to them, especially since humans are so weak compared to us.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well I guess you never seen a strong human before.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Really, are you saying that you’re a strong human.” She says in disbelief in my words

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Go ahead try me.” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“………..” her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She had no response other than grinning and smiling at me lustfully.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She leans down near my ear and whispers sexy words in my ears in which buddy down below reacts to. She start to feel a poke near her crotch, she looks down and then looks back at me with a smile and leans down again to my ear and whispers again

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Does the sight of me excite you?” “Does my voice turn you on and melt you heart?” “You must want to get off to me.” “you must want to shower me with your homemade milk.” “You are a very very lewd boy?” “You deviant!” “Would you like to taste me?” “Would you like for me to use my tongue on you?” “Your thing must be backed up down there.” “Would you like to release your load inside me?” I can make you feel warm.” “Do I feel soft?” “My hands are even softer.” “Do my paws feel good?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   She then licks and nibbles on my ear while purring sexually. I felt weird the entire time she was whispering in my ear the entire time and it felt like I was in a trance of some sort. She was talking to my soul touching me pleasurably with words that normally don’t excite as much if I was with a human girl. This type of pleasure was ecstasy, but a little too dangerous for humans to enjoy.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I must escape.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(This mamono has got to go otherwise I might not have a future. I don’t know the intent of the mamono in this world nor do I know the intent of this mamono, but I can’t let my life end here.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As she was still whispering in my ear with that lewd grin of triumph, while still stuck in this weird verbal sex trance, I still had some functionally in my hand, so slowly reach behind and grab her right ass cheek and feel up on it and smoothly and slowly (not a bad shape tho).

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She pulls her head back up and looks me with her gold cat eyes then looks at my hand then looks back at me while still smiling with a grin.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You’re sure are bold for one, especially since you’re in the weaker position.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“So you like my ass I see; you must be ass man.” She says lewdly

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I squeeze her soft cheeks.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Now I know what your weakness.” She says to me while smiling with the face of victory over me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’ll play with you and tease your manhood before I let you stick it in.” she whispers to me in an inviting voice.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She smiles even more and then turns around in reverse cowgirl position and begins grinding her ass on my junk while looking back at me still grinning and laughing while saying sexy lewd words. She even makes her butt bounce up and down on me as I lay there and take it a few times.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Fuck I don’t think I can hold back much longer, I really want doggy style this monster, but dammit that’s not what I’m here for right at the moment)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I still have a firm grip on her ass, I then slide my hand all the way to the base of her tail and…………YANK! And all I hear next is cat REAOWWW!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She then jumps up off of me and I roll over quickly and get up. She was jumping up and down holding her behind from the pain. I took this opportunity and jumped on her back and knocking her face first into the ground with both of her hands behind her back with be holding her down.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Now I got you pinned, let’s see how you like being forced down.” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She seems to be blushing a little while smiling back at me. Being held down in the position must excite her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“mmm I guess you do like it.” I say to myself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“So you like being the dominant one in the relationship, I see.” She says in a playful voice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shut up, I have some questions for you and I want some answers. I’ll let you go if you can tell me what I want to know.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh, is this anyway how you treat girl showed you so much kindness and love on the first date, hold her down and ask questions, then bang her afterward and propose to her, if so I’m all for it.” She tells me in a playful voice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(????)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What the………..shut up” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You can start by telling me what and who are you and where the hell is this place, I know this is wonderland, but I don’t know this area.” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“My aren’t you a rude one, so pushy, but I like men to get a little rough and are experienced” she says to me *she purrs while smiling*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   (She’s almost as bad as Shaya.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Answer the question please.” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well since you said please, My Name is Lei and I’m what you call a Cheshire Cat and we are currently on the outskirts of the heart kingdom in Folly Woods, it’s pretty far from the queens castle” Lei tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“My next question have you seen or heard a human girl name Korrina and March hare called Shaya?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I can’t say I have, but I can say I could sense two fresh meats enter wonderland earlier. One must have been you and the other must have been the girl. Maybe she might have been monsterize by now.” She says to me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What!?” me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“monsterize, are unfamiliar with that?” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Explain.” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Being monsterize is a process that female humans and other mamono undergo when being forced to be infused with demonic.” She explains to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Maybe she might be a monster now, was she your lover?” she ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No and don’t say shit like that again, it not good wish bad things on others.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Touchy aren’t you, are you finished with your questions now?” she says sarcastically

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No, I have one more, do you know where I might be able to find a Humty Egg?” I ask in all seriousness

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She looks at me stops smiling then asks “Why would you want one of those?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I need it to compete what I came here for, do you know where I could find one?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“mmm…. You must not know then.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Huh? Know what? Arn’t they just regular eggs?” I ask in confusion

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She smiles again

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yea sure they are eggs and no I don’t know where you can get them, but I do know someone that can help you.” she tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You do? Well then take me to them.” I demanded of her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What about your friend?” she ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“She’ll be alright.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She disappears from underneath me and I hit the ground. I stand up wondering where the heck she disappeared off to. She then reappears on latched on to my back.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What the, why are you on my back?” “Get off.” I yell out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I like it right here, by me holding on to you like this will keep all the other mamono’s at bay and they won’t attack you cause they’ll think we are a lovely couple.” She playfully says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I guess that could be helpful.” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “Plus can tease you and your dick for a while and can be one with you the entire time while I show the way to Maddy’s place.” She happily says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I take back what I said, get the hell off me)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Maddy? Who’s that?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“She’s a Mad Hatter that lives not too far from here, she one of my good friends, if anyone knows anything about something, it’s her.” She explains

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Good, I hope she’s more sensible than you are.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Good to know, which way do we go from here?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That way!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As she points out the direction we need to head, I feel strange pleasure and something grabbing and messaging my junk. I look down and see her paw massage fondling my junk area. I look back at her and say

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Are you serious, right now? You sure don’t waste time.” I say to her while being annoyed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yep, I did say I was going to tease your dick wasn’t I; just pretend I’m not even here, now onward hubby.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m not your hubby!” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">We then soon travelled onwards through the strange woods of folly till we reached a strange mushroom shaped home; it was the home of the Mad Hatter that Lei had mentioned. The house was strangely enough ominous to my eyes and felt like it was having the same effect as a black hole; it was pulling me in while I was having second thoughts.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That’s Maddy’s place” Lei says as she continues to rub her crotch on my back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“A strange choice for a home, but with this place being awkward as it is then I guess this is normal. And would you stop doing that!” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“But I love teasing you, it’s so fun. It’s like getting a brand new toy that you don’t want to let go of.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“And besides, didn’t me being on your back the entire time feel great! I gave you pleasure and service the entire time. I even kept all those other mamonos away from you cause they thought you were mine.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I know I should be happy about the pleasure and service, most human girls wouldn’t do that or put out because they act like they have class or sense of shame. She was actually pretty light, and she did keep a few of those aggressive cum guzzling monsters at bay but it’s not cool having your dick teased an entire time while on adventure. Normally I would have took the offer from a chick like this, but I don’t trust these wonderland freaks, they may seem nice and act like every man’s fantasy come true, but they may know some secret killer nut exploding technique that could be hazardous to your health.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“ehh” I replied back and shook my head and proceed to knock on the door.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I knocked once and there was no response and I waited for a bit to get a response; still nothing. I knocked again and got the same response as the first and still no one answered, so I thought to myself that no one must be home. I ask Lei if she was sure that this was the right place, when I ask Lei disappeared. I was like “What the hell, where did she go now? Maybe she went to see if this was the right house by checking from a different view.” So I knocked a third time and hole opened up below me and I fell through with the departing words of “SHIT!!!!” while going down through a slip n slide like funnel-tunnel with crazy zigzags loops.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Then after 5 mins of somewhat awesomeness, I land on a big comfy couch in a strange room, which looked like a children’s fiction book, with a lady dressed in grandiose attire and mushroom top hat sitting across from me sipping on some tea.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Welcome.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Thanks…..you wouldn’t happen to be Maddy’ the Mad Hatter would you?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why yes that would be me.” she says with a smile

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Would you like to partake in some tea and cookies?” she says in a well refined speech

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“ummm thank you I guess.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As she pours me a cup of tea I notice that she is a much more refined manono compared to the others I’ve ran across on my travels.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Would you like to add a raging mushroom to your tea?” she asks me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Raging mushroom? I don’t think mushrooms go with tea at all.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh you must try some, this is no ordinary mushroom, it’s actually sweet and goes delightfully with black tea, I insist.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“mmmmm ok I’ll give it a shot.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Trust me on this one, you won’t regret it. Once you’ve taste it, you won’t be the same without it.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She puts the mushroom in my drink and on closer inspection I notice that the shape of it is not to my liking.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(??????)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“………..” me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Umm what the hell is that in my tea?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“A raging mushroom my dear.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh…” I says back to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   ”I was under the impression that you were going to throw a piece of a mushroom or throw in a couple of pieces, not throw in someone else’s penis into my drink.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She chuckles at my remark and tells me don’t judge by its cover.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(But in this case fuck that rule!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I stare at her with displeasing eyes and all she does is hand me the tea cup, with the penis shroom in it, with a cheerful smile on her face. (I can’t believe she can do this with a straight face and with elegance.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I lift up the cup like I’m about to drink the tea and hold it hesitantly, then look at her. She closes her eyes and smiles back me waiting for me to try the tea.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Is something the matter with your tea?” she insisted

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Um no, it’s just that I don’t think this will taste good.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I can assure you that the taste is exquisite and shall forever change your opinion.” she insists

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(………….does she have to stare at me while I do this, it makes it worse)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As I stare at the cup I then I see a hand from out of nowhere slap the tea cup from out of my hands with the tea cup go flying upwards through the ceiling to forever disappear from my sight. I turn my head only see that Korrina was the culprit to smack the living shit out of that cup before I could try it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Korrina!?” I yell out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING MADDY!?” she yells at Maddy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I was offering my guest some tea, of course.” She tells Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Offering tea to a guest my ass!” she snaps back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You just wanted him to turn a sex maniac so you could you could take it up the ass like prostate examination!” Korrina yells out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Wait, is what she saying is true Maddy?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“There might be some true in what she is saying.” Maddy says while sipping her tea with composure being un-phased

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You undercover closet tramp!” korrina angrily says to Maddy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Its good thing I hesitated when I did, thanks korrina for saving me again.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“How vulgar, that’s not very lady-like, you mother must have not taught you any manners.” Maddy says without losing her composure

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“SHUT UP!” korrina snaps at her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’ve told this to her plenty of times, but I guess you can’t train a retarded rat.” Shaya says   out loud.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“KISS MY ASS!” korrina tells Shaya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Not in the slightest, unless there sucking.” Shaya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“???????” korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh Shaya you’re here too?” I noticed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yep, there no way I would not show up here knowing you would eventually show up here to find me so that you can take me into your arms then bend me <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">over face down ass up and take us both in a world of ecstasy far greater than wonderland can offer.” Shaya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(My god you wonderland freaks are horny for the D, no wonder why no one comes back alive or leaves)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“???????? Um okay.” I say

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shaya can you keep your mouth shut for once in your life!” korrina snaps at her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ptff, if only I had grab on to him instead of you, everything would have worked out perfectly and I wouldn’t be stuck her listening to your dumb ass.” Shaya says to herself out loud where we all heard it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What! So you admit it huh!” Korrina yells at Shaya

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Admit what!” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“When we were falling through the warp hole from my magic I wanted to be alone with you. Since it’s possible to get separated when travelling through the warp hole, I figured that, that was my chance to separate us two from the sewer rat so we could spend lots of time with each other having crazy kinky sex. So decided to wait until the darkness part happen and then grab a hold of you so we could be transported somewhere different than the dirty sewer rat and I could have you all to myself. We would be literally been fucking like rabbits right now somewhere else and the rat would have been wondering around lost, but my plan failed as soon as I found out I grabbed her on accident instead of you because I thought it was you in the dark.” Shaya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“…….Oh” I replied (this chick is crazy)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“SCREW YOU SHAYA!” korrina yells out (that rabbit makes me so mad, just you wait I’ll get you back.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Then all of a sudden I start to a strange bit of pleasure coming from my junk area in the form of a messaging. I look down a notice that Lei is folding my junk playfully with lewd grin on her face. Everyone stops what they’re doing and stares at her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**SMACK**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina again pulls out a paper fan from out of nowhere and smacks Lei on the head with it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I have no idea where these females keep getting these paper fans)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUESELF SCANK!” korrina says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“For once I have to agree with the sewer rat.” Shaya blurts out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shut up Shaya!” korrina yells

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Owe, what was that for?” Lei asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That wasn’t nice; I was only playing with my hubby’s dick, what’s wrong with that?” Lei says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“EVERYTHING! And what’s this stuff about him being your hubby!?” korrina ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well if you must know, it was love at first sight.” Lei says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I was being chased down in the forest by a couple bad manonos because they were jealous of my beauty and want to pray my demise, I ran through the forest until I was cornered off and I couldn’t escape; they had each had weapons that were meant for killing and dismembering. I was scared because I was trapped didn’t know what to do; I tried to defend them off with my strength, but injured and need help. Just before they were going to do the final blow to me, then out of nowhere my knight in shining armor just into the fray and defeats them one by one and came to my rescue. He chased away the other bad mamono and help patched me up and the best part is where he looked into my eyes and said they were the most beautiful thing in the world and that he want to make me his wife so that he could protect this fray beautiful maiden of a cat and would provide lots of strong children. He confessed his love for me and only me and we kissed and between to make love on the spot and here we are.” Lei says to everyone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(At what point of that story was any bit true) I think to myself with a dumbfounded look on my face

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That story was COMPLETE bullshit.” Says Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Please don’t make up crappy fake love stories. As I recall you were the one chasing me down for a couple miles just so you could get into my pants like every other sex crazied monster in the forest.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“tee-hee” she laughs back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Awe didn’t you like a little excitement in your life; I mean we even did….” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I cut off her speech my hand over her mouth before she could finish that sentence

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You guys did what!?” korrina ask while being annoyed

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Like would like to know too.” Shaya adds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m also intrigued on what actions you two preformed.” Maddy also adds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Nothing at all, I had to battle her and fight her off so I could escape.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh we battled alright you on bottom and me on top.” Lei blurts out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I let you have the victory, but next time will be a different story.” She says playfully

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">she licks her lips and winks at me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shut up!” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina death glares me and Shaya gives the “I’m sooo jealous” look while maddy sips on her tea with elegance.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(All eyes on me)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Anyways what I really came here for is to ask you question maddy; the whereabouts of a Humty Egg.” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“If you could kindly tell me where it’s located, I can finally be on my way and finish this retarded job and get paid.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh, so that’s your reasoning for your visit and I thought you were just a lost traveller or some guy that wanted to propose to me, which by the way I accepted your offer.” Maddy says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“HEY!” korrina yells out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No more jokes.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I assure you I’m make no jokes on this matter, but since you’re here for a another purpose, I’ll allow you to purpose to me later.” Maddy says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(My God, she takes every opportunity that she can get and she does it nonchalantly)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“As far as the Humty Egg, yes I do know of a location where one could find one if there dead set on the finding.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Any location is fine by me.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh really?” “You really don’t mind?” “Don’t you have sense of fear?” maddy says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Nope.” I reply back with

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“One simply just doesn’t go out of their way to find a Jubjub, they go out of theirway to fine you.” Maddy says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“So” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You should care; I mean your human and a male on top of that. That should give you a hint and a good reason why you wouldn’t want to go there.” Shaya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s never stopped me before, but before I jump into this heads first, please let me know what I’m up against.” I ask her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well since you a new to wonderland, no has told you that humty eggs here are rare entities even for residents like us because of where they come from.” Shaya says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That special huh, well where do they come from?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“They come from Jubjubs” maddy says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“A what?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“A Jubjub; they are manonos that are exclusive only to wonderland and Humty eggs are what Jubjub lay in time of pregnancy.” “Jubjubs themselves are not rare, but the eggs themselves are indeed rare due do their unique properties and recently we’ve have had shortage of male visitors in wonderland, so it’s even harder to find one at the moment.” “Trying to find one now could prove futile only because most manonos are looking for husbands and will do anything, which is why most of the monono here are in heat currently, including myself.” “Please don’t think for a moment that you’re safe from being attacked from a mamono, they’ll attack at moment notice whenever the opportunity arises, hence Lei attacking you eariler.” Maddy says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“uhh” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I know already, you don’t have to tell me, us mamono are sensitive and can sense when guest, lost travellers, and residents enter wonderland especially if It’s a single male and since your still a single male, all the mamono will be after you. The reason you were probably not attacked before getting here was that they probably didn’t want to fight another mamono while being in heat.”   “I would have pursued you myself, but I’m merely holding back my monster instincts due to my nature as a Mad Hatter and tea time.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh…….good to know.” I say to myself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m in agreeance with maddy.” “I’m having a hard time controlling the urge to want fuck your brains out right where your sitting now, but it’s only because of maddy’s monster sexualization inhibitor pill I took earlier that my urges are being heavily suppressed, but once the effects wear off, I’ll probably go mad and hunt you down and my urge will be amplified due to me being a March hare.” shaya says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Well now……. I know who I’m going to hide from when this is all over.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“And with that said I don’t know of the exact location of a Jubjub nest.” Maddy says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What!?” “You don’t know!?” I said to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Don’t tell me you were leading me on and I wasted my time coming here.” “I go out of my way to find a jubjub jus to find a humty egg just for you to tell me that you don’t know?” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh no not all, I merely do not know the location of the Jubjub’s nest due to it frequently changing locations every so often, but I do know a place where they bathe in which you could find one to request an egg.” Maddy says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“But in do so you put yourself at risk to being attacked before or after you arrive.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“So as you can see why this task you were assigned being quite the difficult task to overcome; it’s no easy accomplishment for a human.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I know, but I task risk anyways.” Me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok, as long as you know what you’re getting yourself into.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Maddy then removes her mushroom top hat and pulls out a rolled up map and hands it over to me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You had the map in your hand the entire time?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“No, just consider this one of my many talents; I can show you more if you like.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That’s ok, I think I’ll pass.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I wonder what else she can do with that hat.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well that’s settles it, when should we head off to the location?” korrina says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“We?” I said to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yes we were partners aren’t we?” she says back

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I took a deep breath and looked at everyone one

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m going on this mission alone and no one is coming with me and that’s final, end of discussion.” I say to everyone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What!? Why?” korrina asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yes please explain.” Shaya asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s dangerous to go alone, you saw it yourself.” Lei says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I know, but this is my job request and I have a strict way of wanting to do things on my own and not relying on other’s help, I’m kind of a lone wolf about these things.” I tell them

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“A man’s gotta do what man’s gotta do.” I tell them

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina, Shaya and lei remain quiet, but maddy relies with “I never understand you humans, you and your irrational thoughts.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Even though the manonos didn’t quite understand, korrina fully understood what I meant and decide to not interfere with her emotions.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That’s ok if you don’t understand, that’s what makes us humans different from you mamonos, if only both sides took the time to understand each other, maybe then manono and humans could live peacefully all over.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">With those words I left in search of the jubjub’s spring to find a humty egg. Upon setting out to the spring, I begin to travel and follow the map for a bit while taking in the breath taking scenery of wonderland. Along the way I was indeed attack by a few random monsters, but I was luckily able to use some of wonderland’s wacky terrain and a couple of emergency ration flash bombs in my travel bag to escape from them. Escaping from the monsters earlier, I then hide to catch my breath in some bushes for moment.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**try and imagining me panting and catching my breath**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Finally….*puff*….got…..*huff*….away from those crazy mamonos…*pant*.” I say to myelf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m getting to old for this shit, let me check the map so I don’t go too far off track” I say to myelf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I reach into my bag to pull out the map, but realize that I had dropped it because I couldn’t find it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shit, it’s gone.” I say to myelf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Crap now what, I don’t even know where I am at the moment.” I say to myelf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(not good)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I then pull out my water canister to take a sip of water, when I put it to my lips no water came out because it was empty.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Great, just my luck to run out of water when I need some.” I say to myelf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“My life does suck sometimes, but I gotta say some of it was kinda fun.” I say to myelf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Upon sitting in my location I hear the sound of water not far from my location and then get up from my location because my mouth was dry from running around from sex fiend cum vacuums all day. I rush over to what look like a waterfall and spring right next to a mountain side. I quickly, without thinking, started drinking some of the water and begin washing my face to clean my face off. After washing my face off, I look at my surroundings and start to appreciate the area that I’m at.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Man this area is probably the most normal area I’ve seen since I got here, it’s beautiful.” I say to myelf

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I know isn’t just lovely and peaceful too” someone else from behind says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yea and its soo………” I then stop in mid speech, widen my eyes, and then turn my head to look back at who I was randomly responding to.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(?????????????? What the…. who the hell am I talking to?)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s so what?” said the person behind me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Soo….wet and…feathery….a bird?” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Upon me turning my head around, standing directly behind me a couple of feet of way from me was   a large bird-like creature that was feathery and pink with a moist crotch that had dripping syrupy juices that where going down her bird-like legs.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Gasp!” “What the hell, are you some kind of a harpy that can’t control her bladder?” I ask her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She smiles at me lewd fully and starts walking towards me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Great, not another one of these freaks, I’m out of shit to throw at her)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I guess you could say that.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What brings you all the way out here?” she says while standing awfully close to me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m on a quest in search of something and nothing more” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ohhh…..reallyyy?” she says in alluring voice while walking around me sizing me up lustfully.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You wouldn’t happen to be lost would you?” she asks me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“It’s really dangerous for humans to be walking around alone in these parts, an especially if you a male” she adds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh…..you don’t say.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I know where this is going)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yeah…the monsters around here just can’t seem to control themselves whenever a single man, and a handsome young man I do say so myself, is wondering aimless in wonderland.” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“But since you’re here why don’t you tell me what looking for and maybe I could help you find it.” She says to me playfully

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I know this chick is trying to pull a fast one over on me, but I wonder if I can extract info about the humty egg from her without getting attacked, running would be hard seeing is how she has wings)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well if you know anything about a where to located a humty egg that would be much appriacted because I really need one before I can leave from this place.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She then puts on a surprised look on her face then smiles again even more lustfully. Even she even get more wet in her crotch area.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That’s first, a human going out of their way to find a just a rare and beautiful thing. Why of course I know where to get a humty egg and I can even help you get one of your very own very easily.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Really? You’re not pulling my leg, joking, tryin to trick me are you?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(I can’t believe I ask that, it’s a trap.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Of course not, I have no reason to lie to you. I only just met you and I don’t want to ruin our relationship based on lies.” she says to me in alluring voice

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(That’s even more of reason to lie to someone!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well what I only know about them is that they are rare and come from a mamono called a jubjub. I don’t know what either looks like and I lost my map so I don’t know if I’m close or far away from their location, but if you know something I would love to hear it” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Do you know what they both look like?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Her grin only gets more lustful and she continues to smile

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I know exactly what they look like and could show you one of them right now?” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Really? Is their nest is that close to here?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You’re staring at a Jubjub right now hehe.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">My eyes widen in shock

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“WHAT! You’re a jubjub?” I say in shock

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yes and my name is Lucy, but you can call me Lulu. Told you I wasn’t lying when I said I knew about jubjubs and that I could help you.” she says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Wow I don’t believe it, so you’re the famous jubjub, well then if you could be so kind as to should me where I can get a humty egg or if you have one that you can spare, so I can leave this place that would be nice.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Once I get the egg I can ditch this over-sized bird and escape from this wacky land)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“hahahahaha” she laughs

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What’s so funny?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m laughing because you actually think you you’ll just get the egg easy and walk away without some type of resistance, it might prove too difficult for you and also I don’t own any to spare too you.” tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You must not be that bright.” She adds

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well sorry to disappoint you, but I’ve survived all my adventures I’ve been on and some of them had me on death’s door, so this is nothing for me.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Confidence aren’t we.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Always; couldn’t leave home without it.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well that may be so and I don’t know of any specific locations where you could find the eggs because their locations do vary a lot and don’t have any to spare, but I do know of one way how you can get the egg if you’re interested, plus it’s a guaranteed plan to get a humty egg, without fail.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Sure I’ll do it, anything to complete this ridiculous job.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Are you sure?” she asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yes, it can be that bad.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok, great…because I didn’t know how much longer I was going to hold out anyways. Lets get busy.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Strip now please!” she says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“umm excuse me!?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why the hell should I?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I see like this, you’re on a mission to get a humty egg right?” she asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“yea.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well since you lost your map and probably don’t know your way around here or how to leave wonderland and I don’t know the specific locations of any humty egg, let alone you probably wouldn’t be able about to carry off out of here if I did know, nor do I own any; I’m the only option you got.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Damn, she kind of got a point.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You are going to mate with me and become my husband, it will be a win-win for the both of us, you get a humty egg and I get a child and a loving husband that I can have a lot of sex with for hours on end.” She says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“umm no thank you, I think I’ll try a different plan.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(One that involves me getting the hell out of here.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Refusing this offer isn’t an option seeing is how you are a single human male and I’m a mamono with no husband being in heat currently, I should have been already having sex with you when I first found you. So either strip or be stripped, right now I’m wet and horny and need good fuck for several hours, so let’s get busy already I can’t take it no more.” She tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(God damn, this chick holds no punch and no fucks were given)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Now here I thought you were one of the decent mamonos of wonderland.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Nope, I’m still the same as any other horny fuck in wonderland, I   just thought I could try something different to stand out.” She says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ah huh” I say to her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I take off running towards the forest and then she quickly responses dropping down point blank in front of me after taking to the sky and then telling me don’t run, it only excites her more. From that point on she pushes and pins me down to the ground with her being on top sitting in cowgirl position. She then leans down on me to kiss me on the lips and gently embraces me. She felt soft, warm and had a gentle embrace that could put you to sleep.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I then yell out

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“STOP! WAIT! I wanna make a deal with you first.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">She perks up and stops and looks at me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Normally jubjubs or any mamono wouldn’t listen you, but make it quick so you can stick your dick inside me.” she says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I then whisper my deal into her ear.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">**Later that night at Happy Mask Salesman Cake Shop Just before it was closing**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">*munch* *munch* *slurp*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ah Nothing like tea and cookies after a hard days of work, man could really get used to this” Alfred says to himself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I wonder how that young man is doing on the quest I sent him out on?” he says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Soon after that there’s a knock on his office door and it was from Betty. She informed him that he had a visitor regarding the humty egg request. At first he was puzzled because he had already someone off to take care of the job, but being the jolly old guy he is, he decide to a least hear the guest out.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Send him in.” Alfred says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">When the door opens, to his surprise it was me walking in and plopping down on his office couch.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well this is a unexpected surprised, your back so soon.” He says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “Yep, told you I’ll be back.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “That means the job request I sent you out on earlier must of gone smooth without any problems.” He says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I sigh deeply then speak

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yeaa I guess” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You don’t sound very enthusiastic, did something go wrong?” he asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Not really.” I tell her

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Most people would over joyed that they complete a job and are about to get paid handsomely, plus you actually made it back from wonderland. That’s a rare accomplishment; not just anyone can walk away from that place, let alone escape, you’ll have to explain all this to me.” he says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ugh” I say in a disgusted tone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You can come in now.” I said out loud

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Soon after that Alfred’s eyes widen up in shock to see a jubjub entering the room just to plot down right next to me hugging on to me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well now, this is a surprise.” Alfred says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Alfred this is my wife Lucy.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well about the humty egg…um you may have to wait a bit on it, it needs time to mature.” “But the good news is that you’ll have easy access to one and that cake….you’ll be able to have it whenever you want it to sell it.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yea sorry I couldn’t get you that egg like you wanted, but this is the closest thing next to it I could get.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“mmm ok, well I’ll get you your paid just as promise.” He says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Huh? But I didn’t get you the egg.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ah don’t worry about, wasn’t really expecting you to actually get the actual Humty egg without any problems arising. What you brought back is what I was expecting and you did just that and now I can have that cake when I feel it’s necessary.” He says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Wait what!?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You weren’t expecting me to succeed?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That’s mess up, what happen to that speech about me being that unique person to complete that job because everyone else was incompetent?” I ask him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“And you are, you did exactly what I thought you would do and you passed with flying colors and you have a lovely wife too as a bonus” he says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why thank you.” she says to him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Honey please hurry up now and collect your reward, it’s time to go now.” Lucy says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">As she says that she grabs my hand places in between her legs and pulls out only to show me that she is wet and needs the D now and can no longer hold in her monster urges.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I think I’ll give you the money the next time you come in, right now I think you should take care of your wife’s itch.” Alfred says to me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Fine, I’ll come by later to pick up the reward.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “One more thing before I go; I have to ask, cause it was bothering me for a while, who tipped you off about my arrival to this place earlier?” I ask him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why your lovely landlady of course.” He tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh…. the 38 year old virgin, figures.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“She told me about you and told me that she was going to convince you to take on this job whether you wanted to or not.” He tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh, sound like her alright.” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   “Well, I supposed to inform her if you didn’t make it back so she could throw your stuff out and have a celebration in your absence, but you actually make it back.” He tells me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Wait she sent me on a job well knowing and hoping I wouldn’t come back?” I ask him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Yep.” He says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That whore!” I say to myself

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Alright thanks again, I’m out” I tell him

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">And me and Lucy leave

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">*FLASHBACK STORY ENDS* 

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">And just like that I go from adventurer to being a future daddy in one day “What the fuck Zipangu!” some life I got.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Honey quit writing in your dairy already and screw my brains out already, we’re going to have sex until both of us blacks out!” Lucy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">   Well I can’t say today was all bad, at least I got something out of today.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">THE END

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">** <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">OPTIONAL BONUS HAREM ENDING FOR THOSE THAT WANT ONE <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">**

<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">Why you ask? Because why not. '''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Before me and Lucy could strip for some bump and grinding a knock at the door happens. I get up from where I was at and answer there door and so my surprise, it was Korrina, Maya, Shaya, Maddy, Riza, and Lei all standing there at my front door with a few other monster that I ran into in the forest eariler; the <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">Oomukade, the Ant Arachne, the Vamp Mosquito, the Mantis. I’m in shock at what I’m seeing and I’m like “WHAT DAFUQ!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What the hell are all you doing at my place at this time of night?” I ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well I decided that I want to live here with you cause I really don’t have anywhere else to go and being with you is fun, plus remember that I gave you that ring right, well I want you to wear it while we live together. It will be as if we’re a married couple, we’ll spend the rest of our days as a couple and partners going on adventures.” Korrina says to me while blushing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Not happening you extra bill)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">My face goes into disgust mode… ugh

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m here because I was feely lonely and you are the only friend and person I want to be with. I don’t want to die with a lonely heart; I’ll do anything just to be with you and for you to love me.” Maya says to me while having a mentally defeated look in her eyes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(The suicidal clingy type, her repressed urges might turn yandere one day……I better watch out for this one)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You still haven’t tried out my ride yet, plus I’m horny at the moment and you’re the only one I can think of.” Shaya tells me while showing me her ass.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(This rabbit is on a serious mission) **Respect**

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’ll be frank with you I want try new positions with you in bed, I mean broaden my horizons while living with you.” Maddy says elegantly to me while sipping on tea.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(You didn’t even try to cover that motive up!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I came by because you’re my husband and I couldn’t get you out of my mind, so I’ll be living here from now on. I want to continue where we last left off prepare your dick.” Riza say to me with her arms folded and a smile on her face.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Please don’t sit on me, you’ll crush me)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I still haven’t teased your dick long enough hubby.” Lei says to me with that lustfully grin on her face.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Nobody likes a cock tease)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Well……well…um…I’m….here..because..um…well… you see….” the Oomukade says to me while blushing and looking at and away from me every couple of seconds.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Those legs…….) (She’s shy!?)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Remember how you rudely knocked me over earlier and how I told you if you didn’t become my husband to make up for it I would drag you back to the colony and let everyone rape you, there’s still a chance to redeem yourself if you quickly propose to me on your knees.” She says in an annoyed cute child-like voice.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Get over it!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You already know.. bsss… what I’m here for..bss…, don’t resist…. Bss… it makes things easier for the both of us…bss...” the Vamp Mosquito says to me while licking her mouth

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Get the fuck out of here you disease carrying tramp, I’m not a meal!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You mate with me now, but before that we must continue our battle from earlier so prepare your anus for the smack down.” The Mantis says in a monotone voice.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(GO AWAY YOU PSYCHO!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Lucy comes walking toward the door naked

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Honey what’s taking you so lon……” Lucy says than pauses with a “And just who the hell are these bitches!” look

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I freeze up like “Oh shit!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Everyone stares at Lucy with blank glares not saying a word then everyone glares at me in anger.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(????? Shit!) (Not good, better come up with something before bad happens)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Ok everyone come in and we’ll discuss this peacefully so no one gets hurts

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">(Mainly me, fuck everyone else)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">So every one squeezes in one room and we start discuss the current situation on gets me as a husband.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Listen I’m entitled to him because he needs a jubjub egg to complete his request and I want a family and a loving husband so all you other bitches better back away from my man!” Lucy says to everyone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Damn, I’ve never seen a monster get so mad, it’s probably best if I shut up and speak when spoken to.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“pftt, who died and let you have rights over him, obviously your forcing him to do what you want and not caring for his needs. You only what his shaft up your ass you ass clapping chicken head!” Korrina says to Lucy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Little kids should mind their own business so go play with your teddy bear because you’re irrelevant to this conversation.” She says back to korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Who said he was your husband, I had him first you shit for brains bird!” Lei says to Lucy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“If anyone has the right to call him husband it’s me, I was there before any of you showed up, so he should be mine.” Riza says to everyone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Shut up thunder thighs, that don’t mean shit!” the Ant Arachne says to Riza

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“You must want to get choked out don’t you, you turd eating nut sack.” Riza response back to the Ant Arachne

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“um….I…um..wa..nt…to say…some…thing” the Oomukade tries to say, but Maddy puts her hand on her shoulder saying “don’t lower yourself to these primitive animals” whiling sipping on her tea with elegance in reformed manner.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Oh your one to talk about primitive having evolved from a rotting mushroom, don’t act like your higher class than any of us you whelp.” Lucy says to Maddy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I am no pacifist; I’m not above smackin a hoe if they get out line.” Maddy say with class and then takes a sip of her tea

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I have… bss… unfinished….bss… business..bss.. with you….bss… you retarded Mantis. You kick me…bsss….in the face….bss… and I think it’s time… bss… I paid you back…bsss….” the Vamp Mosquito says to the Mantis

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Give up.” “You <span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">speech stuttering loser.” “You stand no chance against me.” “Your sub-par skills will leave yourself drowning in a pool of your own blood.” The Mantis says back the Vamp Mosquito in monotone voice.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">All the loud noise from my room was being heard from my ghoul-faced landlady from the floor below; all of sudden everyone heard and saw my front door be kick down by the butter-face landlady

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“SHUT UP!” she says to everyone

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Everyone shuts up and looks at her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Who the hell are you tramps?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m his wife and all these other hoes were just leaving so I can fuck my husband in peace.” Lucy says to the landlady

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Screw you, you ass licking sperm dumpster!” Korrina says to Lucy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m about two seconds away from smackin the ugly of your face, you little virgin.” Lucy says to Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“If anyone is a virgin it’s you, maybe I should learn a lessons from you and not stay a 30 virgin such you.” <span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">Korrina says back to Lucy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“I’m going to mop the floor with you!” Lucy says to Korrina

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Just try it!” Korrina says back to Lucy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Everyone starts getting loud again.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“SHUT UP!” “I just want peace and quiet around here, I’m trying to read before I sleep.” The landlady says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“That reminds me where is he at? I get a bone to pick with him.” The landlady says

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“Why? Do you want him as a husband too?” Lucy asks

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“What!?” “HELL TO THE NO! That prick owes me money and I owe him a beating! Where is he at?” she ask

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">Every turns to me and I turn my head back to look back at them as I’m already half way out of my window.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">“uhh yeaaa……” I said

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">I give the middle finger to the landlady and proceed to jump out of my window once again into the alleyway and take off for another adventure (getting the hell out of there for things get worse). The landlady gets pissed and tries to chase after me and so does everyone else.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"">F my life.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">The end