User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160512224654

(Outside of the hyperbolic time chamber)


 * the Baphomet stares at the door dozens of brocken lock picks scattered around her*

Baphy: ok... so I don't know how to pick locks...

(Inside the hyperbolic time chamber)


 * I sit on a lounge chair by the pool outside of the mansion that had been built for maid training. Rhun and the Kunoichi are training the raptors in maid work. I am not*

Kunoichi: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CLAWS, YOU'RE SCRATCHING UP THE FLOOR!!!


 * A shadow is cast upon me as the Alpha Raptor walks up carrying a pitcher of lemonade. She had proven to be more competent that the others and was being rewardef by getting serve me personally.*

Alpha Raptor: More lemonade, master?

Me: Why yes, thank you sweetie.


 * I hold up glass. As she bends over to pour I pet her head earning a fresh round of the raptor equivalent of purring*

Alpha Raptor: Masterrrrr...


 * Inside the mansion a loud crash is heard*

Kunoichi: WATCH YOUR TAIL YOU IDIOT!!!

(Outside the hyperbolic time chamber)


 * The Baphomet continues to stare at the door before suddenly screaming and banging it over and over again with her scythe*

Baphy: OPEN! OPEN! OPEN! OPEN!