User blog:The Reptile King/Ask Reps Daughter Questions

Freia, Oroshi Kirin daughter gets pushed on screen.

She sighs, "Dad, what are we doing here?"

I whisper from off screen, "My fanbase wants to get to know you better and it'd be awkward to have you on with my wives. There are weidros who'd get the wrong idea."

She deadpans, "You don't have a fan base dad. Just losers you hang out with on the Internet."

I whisper again, "My point still stands."

She sighs again, "I still fail to see why this is necessary."

I whisper from off screen again, "Think of it this way, you get a starring role for the first time ever."

She crosses her arms, "Oh yes, I ever so wanted to be in the limelight of your irresponsible shenanigans."

"Oh come one sweetie, do it for daddy," I plead

She shakes her head, "I don't want to do it."

"I'll take you out for ice cream." I offer.

She glares off screen, "I'm not some child you can just bribe with ice cream dad, I'm a grown woman."

I sweeten the deal, "At that one place down the road from the castle that you like so much..."

She goes silent.

"You can get the super deluxe loaded giga sundae..."

She hangs her head and sighs, "Fine... But only for the ice cream!"

"Thanks Sweetie, your the best!" I whisper before the sounds of me moving off can be heard coming from off screen.

My daughter groans before turning to the audience and giving a cheerful smile, "So what questions donyou have for me? You can ask me anything!"