Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-25204624-20150331230801

You are walking to town after running out of supplies during a hunting trip, happily and absentmindedly thinking about fish while you carry the rabbits you caught before supplies ran low. You pick up an interesting looking knife, and pocket it for other hunts. Yawning, absentmindedness takes hold of you, and you trip on a rock which makes your face land in some strange yellow goop. Disgusted, you wipe it off as best you can and turn around, seeing if a slime or something was nearby, while making sure to pull out your new knife. To your shock, it's a kunoichi.

"That's my knife. My mother made it for me."

You quickly offer to give it back, only to be met with a cold glare, the kunoichi scowling at you from under her facewrap. Slowly, your vision becomes tinted yellow.

"You've got that disgusting slime all over it."

You slowly and carefully state that you're sorry, but it isn't your fault that you slipped in the slime, and that you're a very good hunter, so you'll be glad to pay her for high quality cleaning tools by selling what you've already caught. You rub your eyes as the yellow in your eyes becomes even more bright.

"Very good hunter? Cleaning tools? You're arrogant. I'll have to tame you."

You turn tail and prepare to run, vision still yellow, when you suddenly spot a Wererabbit and Hellhound breakdancing while waving around bizzare glowing sticks. Looking around as the kunoichi prepares to give chase, you also notice a Vampire holding what can only be called a very advanced lute, while a Werewolf purrs like a cat, while she eats a tree.

It is then you realize you are under the influence of the yellow goop, which definitely has some sort of hallucinogenic properties. The Kunoichi pauses, equally confused as you look around and rub your eyes, shaking your head.

What do you do?