Talk:Jabberwock/@comment-92.32.101.142-20150731211130/@comment-173.21.120.92-20150801083109

"I'm never drinking again!" i think to myself as I run as fast as I can, trying to get the image of the masterbating Jabberwocks out of my mind. "If they were all masterbating in a group, that means they are lesbian monsters, right? right? Please let them be lesbian monsters."

"Nope, I'm straight, but desperate times call for desperate measures!" A giggling voice behind me says as I feel a powerful set of claws clamp onto my arm.

"Hey, I'm the one who found this tunnel that let us get in front of him!" another voice says as another hand grabs my other arm, "Give him to me!"

"No, go get your own man!" The first arm tugs hard

"Girl, girls, quiet down," I hear a third voice from behind, and feel hands settle on my shoulders, "I'm the oldest sister, and we're all going to share."

I never did make it out of that cave