User blog comment:The Reptile King/Chocolate Holstaurus Chat place/@comment-27950421-20160428000033/@comment-27950421-20160503184706


 * The raptors go silent and stare at the lab rats*

Me: oh Safnar... you shouldn't have done that...


 * the lab is suddenly plunged into chaos as the Raptors attempt to kill the rats and the rats flee for their lives. Papers are thrown everywhere, samples are spilt, people bowled over. In the midst of the madness I stand completely unmoved though looking rather angry*

Me: If I weren't a summons master this would be a huge problem...

Alpha Raptor: MASTER COME PLAY WITH US!


 * I am suddenly tackled from behind by an overtly excited raptor girl*

Me: GAAAH!!! What did I tell you girls about my kidneys?

Alpha Raptor: um.... that they're a no no spot?

Me: and what did I tell you not to do with my no no spots?

Alpha Raptor: We're not supposed to touch them.

Me: and where is you right claw?


 * The Alpha Raptor looks down and then quickly hops off of me*

Alpha Raptor: Oops, sorry Master...


 * I stand up ignoring the fountain of blood coming out from where she had stabbed me*

Me: great now I have to clean up this mess...