Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31401828-20170701192721/@comment-29435884-20170702094720

Land? Is that land? beautiful! Full steam ahead! *crunch* and there's the reef. I'm now two for two on boats I'm on sinking, I think I've had enough sea water to last me a lifetime.

What's worse is I'm still in my cold-weather survival gear, heavy coat and thick clothing. As such I swim about as well as your average rock and begin to slip deeper into the water. As I begin to panic and thrash around, I feel a pair of arms slide around my waist at the same time as a furry paw grabs me by my collar.

I look down and notice there is a mershark giving me the bedroom eyes whilst treading water below me. Suddenly both her and myself are dragged back to the surface by the very sodden jinko clinging to a piece of driftwood. As soon as my jinko companion notices my new clinger-on she begins growling loudly. "Piss off fish tits he's mine!" She roars. The mershark snaps back at her "I don't see your name on him you furry cunt!"

While I'm glad to have my head back above water, this isn't exactly ideal. It soon takes a turn for the fucking awful when the two mamono begin a vicious game of tug of war with me in the middle. 'This is my life now' I think to myself as I'm repeatedly dunked and then dragged back up. Some lucky bastards just have to deal with a volleyball for fucks sake.