Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170127004906/@comment-30014014-20170130021556

'Sure, go ahead!' the man says, letting the four in. Inside, they begin searching for evidence, starting from the living room. Meanwhile, the father scouts in, watching the ladies rummage through his entire things, looking for anything worthy of incrimination.

"Hum...is the forceful search really necessary?" he asks, earning the manticore's immediate attention. "Yes it is, sir! Making usage of a preservative in a relationship with a monster is a very serious crime, capable of bringing an entire year of 'Re-education' by march hares if the culprit is found guilty!" The father nods "Yes, I understand. If my boy is found guilty, I don't expect any leisure in his punishment." "Glad you are understanding, sir!" she says before going back into putting the house upside down for clues.

As they do so, the father opens the door "I'm sorry, ladies, but I was about to go get some groceries. I'll be back later!" They all nod at him and continue. Outside, the first thing he does is to seclude himself in his shed. He pulls a lever, making the floor under him drop to a hidden room, full of preservatives, a stack of weapons and a suit for him. THe suit being creepy stalker coat, complimented with a gas mask, a 'noir' style hat and boots.

He presses a button while he changes, relating him to his child. "Boy, you've been found out! They are ransacking our home as I speak!"

"Oh dear! Pop, are you safe!?" a crispy voice echoes.

"Don't worry about me, I'm still kicking. But, rendez-vous to the next hideout. Our house is FUBAR! I repeat, our home is FUBAR!" he shouts as he turns off the comms.

With that done, he seals off his hideout and awaits the self-destructive devices installed on the boy's stuffs erase themselves. A group of monsters will be mad to see the evidence erase itself.