User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-30061283-20161022195623/@comment-27950421-20161023020203

I jab a finger in Inches direction, "CLOTHES BEAM!!!!!"

A laser is fired from my finger, hitting inches square in the face and engulfing him in energy. When the energy disipates he finds himself fully dressed in a very restrictive tuxedo. Because no one likes having to wear a monkey suit.