Talk:Cyclops/@comment-26115871-20151111235614

You are walking down the mountain trail when you are suddenly grabbed off the ground by a harpy, which - ignoring your attempts to make her let go - carries you deep into the mountains. To your surprise you can see that the mountains farther into this mountain range are littered in craters. The harpy soon homes in on one of the craters, where you can see a cyclops weilding a huge-ass hammer about to strike a large, white metal ball. The harpy attempts to get the cyclops' attention but is interrupted when the cyclops bellows out 'FORE' and smashes the hammer into the ball.

You are left speechless when the heavy ball goes rocketing off into the distance, slamming into the side of a mountain with such force that it causes both a crater and a massive landslide. The horrified harpy immediately explains to you that if this cyclops isn't forging someone a weapon then she plays 'golf' and becomes a danger to everyone, and begs you to ask the cyclops if she can forge you a weapon.

What Do You Do?