Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-27950421-20170414014435/@comment-28718853-20170425124112

"Screw this, not dealing with this crap again!" I grumble as I activate my Nope Teleporter and wind up in the desert, outside of the pyramid. "I'm not gonna spend my life being taken advantage of by some conniving serpent and face my wife's wrath every single time, I should just split town for a while!" I rant.

Suddenly, I'm swallowed by a Sandworm and taken back to my home. I check on the vase just in time to see the snake knock it over. My wife walks in and the snake feigns innocence once again. Not wanting to deal with my wife again, I teleport to some underground caves where I'm surrounded by Lava Golems.

Sighing, I hold out my arms and moan, "Take me, I don't care anymore."