User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20170417162020

You are a warrior who has been traveling for some time in the Reptile Kingdom. You've ended up making quite a name for yourself protecting a couple villages from rampaging beasts and have even fought off a Jho who was attacking a trade caravan. Because of this you've been sent an invitation to join the Hunters Guild and are currently heading to Kokoto Village to at least investigate the benefits of joining even if you don't plan to join right now. Whilst camping in the wilderness en route to your destination your evening is interrupted by the sound of clashing steel. Very tiny clashing steel, but clashing steel none the less. Upon investigating you find a Felyne dressed in well cared for armor and wielding a razor sharp shortsword (well shortsword for you, to her it's more like a longsword) squaring off with a Shakalaka dressed in what could barely be considered a bikini made of hides and carrying a broadsword, or what would be a broadsword if it weren't brocken in half and covered in rust. As can be expected of a Shakalaka, her head and face are completely covered by a very large ornate mask.

The Felyne shifts into a fighting stance, "Why arrre mew even fighinya me-ow. We canya both wurrk fur him mew idiot!"

The Shaka flails her sword in the general direction of the Felyne, "OGA! Minion needs might Shaka warrior! Not want wimpy puss-puss weighing me and minion down!"

The Felyne growls, "Quit nyelling! Mewurr gonnya wake him up. I donyn't want mya chances getting ruined because mew Shakas are too noisy!"

You end up stepping on a stick, alerting the two of your presence.

The Shakalaka turns to the Felyne and lobs a small rock, which bounces harmlessly off of the cat girls helmet, "DUM DUM PUSS PUSS WOKE MINION UP!!!"

The Felyne ignores the Shaka, quickly sheathing her blade she quickly steps forward and gives a polite bow in your direction, "Purrdon the inconvenyence. I am Annya and I undurrstand that mew are [insert your name here] and that mew may be joinying the hunturrs guild. I was hoping that mew had an opening for an assistnyant and that mew would considurr hiurring me-ow. I'm am a skill inya armurr and weapon maintenyance as well as house keeping and combat."

The Shaka swaggers up confidently, "OPA! Me am Kaiula! Mighty Shaka Warrior! Me have come to give great opportunity to follow Legendary Shaka Hero! Since noone refuse opportunity Kaiula give first order to ditch dum-dum puss-puss and go to Hunters Guild!"

Kaiula finishes her proclamation by dramatically waiving her sword inthe air.

It would seem that they were fighting over the opportunity to speak with you. Anna, or Annya as a Lynian would pronounce it seems serious in her desire to work for you, but despite her boasting, you highly doubt the notion of Kaiula being a mighty warrior or legendary hero, it seems far more likely for her to end up being your minion than the other way around. Her armor and weapons or lack there of seems to show that she's either making a desperate bluff to earn your favor or that she's in total denial over the reality of her situation.

What do you do?