User blog:ExdeathsBagel/Cowardly Trickery (RedNSFW WWYD)

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'' A few hours ago, news of the Radical Faction invading nearby cities spread into your town. Some people who managed to escape from there declared that their next destination was this very town. Unfortunately, the monster girls arrived barely a few minutes after the confirmation, raping men and women alike in order to convert the place into a new demon realm. ''

''During the announcement, you were minding your own business, only realizing that monsters were really coming when the invasion began. You then started fleeing the town – a bit late, but better late than never – running like your life was at stake, like against monsters from the past Maou’s era. Cries of joy and moans of ecstasy could be heard around every corner.''

''“Big sis, look at what I’ve found!”, you heard a childish voice saying in front of you. Looking there, there was a Devil, staring at you with lust and hunger in her eyes, and ready to block your way. You stopped, and just after that, a Demon swooped down next to her: “Well, well, this one is perfect.” She came closer to you and said: “I propose you a deal. Sign this contract and both of us will provide you with eternal pleasure, each in our own way. In exchange, you shall become our exclusive property, for the better for you as well. What do you think?”''

''The Devil seems ready to jump on you, and the Demon could use charm spells. What would you do?''

My throat ran dry as I take the contract and look over it, not reading, just stalling for time while I think of a way out. I had no interest of becoming a Demon and Devil's sex toy.

"Well? You don't have all day, honey." The Demon says, growing impatient.

I quickly began coughing and pointing to my throat, hoping they'll catch on to my gesture

“Oh, looks like our friend’s thirsty. Which tit, sweetie?” The Devil says as she pulls down her tight fitting tank top exposing her breast. I couldn’t be any less aroused, if anything I was more afraid for my life, but I quickly thought of something.

I cleared my throat, “Ladies, I appreciate the offer, but I-”

The Demon put her finger on my lips and said in a chillingly calm voice, “Honey, I know what you’re trying to do, so I’ll cut to the chase: answer yes or no right now or I’ll feed you to my pet Cerberus.”

Before I could reply, the Devil spoke up, “God sis, you’re such a bitch. Just let the man talk for a second, no wonder you need to offer a man a contract to even get him remotely interested in you.”

“Shut your mouth! Your just lucky you have me as a wingman because otherwise-”

<p class="MsoNormal">As they argue I continued to think, though I knew I had might just have to book it and run because I felt like my heart was about to jump out my chest. That wouldn’t be easy, even as they argued the Demon kept shooting a glance at me to make sure I was staying put. I stuck to my original plan.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Ladies,” their gazes quickly snapped to me, “like I said I appreciate the offer,” I tried to hide the shaking in my voice, “but-”

<p class="MsoNormal">“No buts! That’s it you’re coming with me!” The demon quickly stormed to me but was grabbed the Devil who managed to hold her back.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You were saying sweetie?” she said cutely.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m afraid my heart can only accept one of you, but don’t worry I only want to see one thing from each of you: your bodies. Could you strip down for me please?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Oh, that’s what you wanted? Why didn’t you just say that?” The Demon asked, leading to the Devil to roll her eyes. “Still,” the Demon said as she was released from the Devil’s grip, “I can’t help but think you’re up to something. Got some holy water on ya?” She quickly patted me down, staying my groin longer than she should have, she looked up and relished in my discomfort.

<p class="MsoNormal">“N-nothing of the sort,” I manage to stutter out, “I just want to see what I’m getting into.”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Devil laughed at my pun while the Demon just rolled her eyes, “Fine but I’ll have you know that even though were Demon’s we still have some dignity, how about just seeing our breast? You’ll only be seeing those everyday anyway.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Deal,” I said, praying my plan would work. This is going to take a shit ton of luck.

<p class="MsoNormal">The Demon and Devil stepped back and began pulling off their tight tank tops, but as luck would have it, they both got stuck. I quickly made a break for it, running in the opposite direction towards the town.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Get back here you motherfucker!” I heard the Demon yell as she heard me run.

<p class="MsoNormal">I know running back to town probably wasn’t the safest bet considering orgy of horror was still on going, but I figured I knew it well enough to hide somewhere, maybe even throughout the whole invasion. Apparently I didn’t know it well enough, as I found myself at a dead end in an alley way. Just when I though all hoped seemed lost, I heard a voice behind me.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Outwitting two demons. Most men would’ve just gone with the deal than face the consequences of deceiving them.”

<p class="MsoNormal">I turned to face the voice and nearly shat my pants as I saw none other than an Arachne blocking my path. I could only let out a croak, great, now I’m going to get raped by an Arachne.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Relax, I’m not going to rape you.” She said, not that it changed my mood, she noticed this and continued, “You must be pretty brave to have deceived those demons by yourself.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“B-brave? I’m not brave, I’m a coward. What sort of hero uses words and trickery to take down an opponent?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“One that doesn’t want to end up Cerberus food it seems.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey sis, I think I heard him down here!” I heard the Devil say, my heart sank as we locked eyes. “He’s here all right and look like some spider girl’s in our way.”

<p class="MsoNormal">The Demon pushed the Devil out of the way, “Step aside spindly, that man was ours.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Doesn’t seem like he’s too interested in you two,” Arachne replied, I was shocked she was standing up for me, “Why not go find another man rape?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“No! No man tricks me like that! Now this is your only warning, step aside our I’ll cut off each of your legs, and I’ll be as slow as-”

<p class="MsoNormal">Suddenly the Arachne snapped her fingers and the two Demons were entangled in webbing.

<p class="MsoNormal">“How did you-”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Just some cowardly trickery.” she interrupted before winking at me. I suddenly found myself be pulled by a strand of webbing onto her back as she ran (skittered?) out of town. Once out, she revealed she was a resident of the town like me, and like me, the raid made her lose everything.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m sorry to hear that.” I said, expressing my condolences, “So, thank you for saving me, really if you hadn’t shown up I’d have been screwed.”

<p class="MsoNormal">She chuckled at my unintended pun, “Don’t mention it,” she began to walk down the path heading to the next town over.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait, if it’s not any trouble, would…would you mind if I came with you?”

<p class="MsoNormal">She gave me a warm smile, one with no hint of malice, “Of course not, I think we both could both use each other’s company.”

<p class="MsoNormal">So we set off to the next town, only to find it raided, and so was the next one, and the next one. Each time however we kept the other safe through what we would later on joke as cowardly tricks and dumb luck. We did find a safe haven however, but instead of going our separate ways we stayed together, beginning to bond. Eventually, we didn’t care about what we lost, we had a found a new home in each other.