Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180303171040/@comment-29435884-20180303173905

"And here he goes, he's on the final stretch! Jump that spike pit, well done! Here comes trouble, there's a lizard woman closing fast, and he's DODGED TO THE RIGHT! HE'S PAST HER! HE'S PAST HER! FUCK ME DEAD HE'S PAST HER! there's a minotaur looking for the late spoil, but what's this? A rugby slide? HE'S PASSED HER TOO! I tell you what Richo, I didn't even know this was a sport, but I'm excited as buggery! We've got a bona-fide legend of the game right here I'm telling you now! And it's looking like he's going to go all. the. way....AND HE'S DONE IT! HE'S BOOPED THE SNOOT! THE CROWD'S GOING WILD! Have you ever seen such excitement! Have you seen my blood pressure meds! What a day it is at the snoot boop challenge!" (with apologies to Brian Taylor )