Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28776596-20191113192017/@comment-45992133-20200604061641

Cynthia wheels into the kitchen before pouring herself a cup of coffee.

"How is it?" I ask

"Not bad," She replies "I would prefer it if it had my husband's semen in it though." She scowled and looked at the calender. Her expression instantly replaced by a smile. "You know what today is right?"

"Yep and I bought all the viagra they were legally allowed to sell me."

The mershark pounced on me.