Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37843592-20181220063112/@comment-28718853-20190307182848

"Cool beans! I got a Minotaur girlfriend who's way better than you!"

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My lord, the demons have taken most of the country and are thinning out our forces at an alarmingly rapid rate. I...don't think we'll be able to hold them off for much longer. Could we go to your bedroom and spend what could be our final week enjoying ourselves?"