Talk:Gargoyle/@comment-26115871-20151116233229

You are busy cooking yourself breakfast one morning when something comes crashing through the roof, plowing its way through your house. It literally misses you by three feet at most before plowing through the floor and into the basement, where it comes to rest. Once you compose yourself you look downstairs to find a stone gargoyle in a posture suggesting it turned to stone mid-flight, apparently not having realized how close sunrise was. Some sort of magic must have been protecting it, as it didn't recieve a scratch during the fall - which is more than you can say about your half-wrecked house.

What Do You Do?