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"Emus in the tree line! We're cut off! SARGE WHAT DO I DO?! No, not Jimmy, he was just a boy!" *breaks off in tears while the Phantom stares awkwardly*

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"Drinking contest, winner fucks the loser, go!" (she plonks a bottle of Oni distilled Ouzo on the table)