Talk:Dragon/@comment-29135155-20170218083135/@comment-5426290-20170220101324

I call the sabbath. (0w0)b

I draw a pentagram with salt on the floor, light it with a match, the salt somehow catches fire and suddenly a baphy emerges from the fire. (0.0)

I explain her my problem and get to listen to an infuriating giggle-fit from her. (=.=)

She then simply sells me a potion for about 50 copper and disappears in the fire again. I drink the potion and get a boner. (OvO) I go to a girl that rejected me, show her my rod and am pulled into a room for smexy times. After the first time actually doing it with my new girlfriend I realise I no longer need the potion. (^w^)