Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170128180038

Ochiverde wrote: Might aswell throw this one in, might be too easy though.

"Here is the method to resuscitate a drowning feline. Pick it up by it's back legs and whirl it around in the air so that the centrifugal force drives the out the water blocking the airways. Though, don't let go of it, else it will cause the cat to fo flying, and might cause concussions or death if it lands straight on its head." &lsquo;Kinky, kinky, darling! You're telling me that the way to resusticate a man drowning in a seething pool of sexual frustration is to open your pussy and use a vagina vortex centrifuge to drive out all the semen blocking his urethra. But don't let it all go to waste, or else his spunk will fly  out of an open window and might kill his relationships/peace of mind when it lands on some other, hotter mamono's head.&rsquo;