Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-37629772-20190728101720/@comment-38232361-20200105104330

(Thank god the holidays are over and my internet is fixed! Oh, Happy New Years to you too! Tried to do 20 Jagerbombs for the new year, but I only had enough to make 2...)

Though nobody but A can see it, the narrator puts on a pair of sunglasses and does a pose that practically screams "Deal with it!"

Lulu does her little cheek puff pouty face as she growls at Urru, trying and failing to be intimidating instead of adorable.

"She's an eight pound Chihuahua/Pinscher mix Cu-Sith. What is she going to rape, a Ken doll?" Kreed asks sarcastically.

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The tests on the remainder of the creature began almost immediately, and they were very thorough and extremely painful, with plenty of sharp things, electric things, claw things and of course, Fokin' laser sights!. Luckily for everyone else, the tube was soundproof and stronger than the tinny droplet, so nobody would have to worry about anything. As soon as the goo monster was destroyed, the gremlin typed something into her wrist mounted keypad and a cleaning robot mopped it's remains off the floor and began cleansing the rest of the room, leaving nothing unaccounted for. Camilla panted heavily from her outburst on the blob before standing up straight, cleaning herself off, and finally being unable to hold herself back as she pounced on Steven and began kissing him all over his face, blubbering.

"Oh Steven! *sob* You're Okay! Y-you were spasming, *sniffle* a-an-and then you stopped, and you almost died and I-"

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Roxy pants and wipes her mouth with a napkin as she looks at the mini Candy Crusades, giggling a little. soon, seeing as how their siege weaponry was ineffective, the candy people then procured little sugar priests of The Church of the Good Doggo who began casting holy magic at the demon as one Confectionary Soldier in the shiniest armor and a glowing candy cane sword, riding a gingerbread dragon charged at Vern, this obviously being the "Chosen Hero" of the Cake Village.

"Doggo Vult!" They cry out, swiping at the demon with their sword as their mount tries to bite and shoot spicy candy from it's mouth at him.

Roxy goes from giggling to full on barking laughter at the spectacle happening at their dinner table, obviously having more fun than she has had in a while.

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There would have been the sound of screeching tires, car alarms and screams right about now had there actually been any cars or people on the bridge when it was teleported. Luckily it was a decommissioned and incomplete bridge, chosen by the colony specifically for this reason. Lia hold her children close as she takes in her surroundings and calls out to Kreed and Cayden.

A Dark Priest and a Baphomet from the old world showed up and started handing out flyers for the Underworld, our colony home has been teleported right above you!

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(You're almost as bad as Rep...)

Benji looks over to the old sea ghoul's lockets and smiles sadly, remembering the times they had with Rip. He then pulls up to the cemetery parking lot and parks the jeep, walking around to the back to grab the glasses and the booze before they walk up the hill to their old friends grave.

"I still can't believe he's gone... like, "GONE" gone… He looked as healthy as ever when it came out of nowhere... "

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Bones puts his hands on opposite sides and twists his hear around in response to Jack's hesitation to get bloody, signaling a less messy approach while playing it off as just stretching when the guard looks back.

"Usually we just pull over next to a trashcan or a mailbox and let him do a drive by puke. Pills don't really work on him..."

"Yeah they don't!" A nameless zombie goon says, trying to keep up the act, "Why do you think we use him as the drug mule-OOF!"