Talk:Hellhound/@comment-29135155-20161113173052/@comment-30421579-20161116060218

I stand dead silent as I’m so absolutely unamused by this recent series of unfortunate events. Both high levels of college stress and higher level of my sister’s fighting spirit cause me to snap! I boom my voice across the campus, (brash language ahead)“FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TRASH MOUSE, FUCK YOU TAR DOG, AND FUCK YOU BLUE LIVES MATTER!” “I DO KNOW HOW MUCH BULLSHIT YOU’VE BEEN PUTTING EVERYONE THROUGH?! LET’S START OFF WITH MY IMBECIL SISTER! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THE STUPIDEST SHIT?! SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DID YOU GET ARRESTED THIS YEAR? FIRST YOU’RE STEALING SOME SOD’S CAR, THEN YOU’RE LIGHTING HOBOS ON GODDAMN FIRE, AND KNOW YOU’RE DOING INCESTOUS BULLSHIT! HOW MANY TIME DID WE HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STRAIGHTEN UP, AND HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO ASK YOU TO RETURN THE NEIGHBOUR'S KITCHEN APPLIANCES TO THEIR FUCKING HOME!” “NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT GROMIT OVER HERE. FOR FUCK’S SAKE HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT INTERESTED?! EVERY GODDAMN DAY YOU’RE AGGRESSIVELY FLIRTING WITH ME! YOU SAY YOU WON A SWORD FIGHT, BUT REALLY THAT WAS JUST YOU BEATING ME UP WITH A POOL NOODLE. CAN I STOP HAVING TO CALL CAMPUS SECURITY EVERY 6 HOURS TO GET YOUR CANINE ASS OFF ME?! WHY CAN’T YOU GET THE FUCKING MEMO THAT I’M ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GAZER FROM THE MATH CLUB?!” “AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE BLUE BITCHES! HOW DO YOU FUCKING LOOK AT YOURSELVES IN THE FUCKING MIRROR, YOU MISERABLE CUNTS! YOU FILL THE COLLEGE’S SILLY NEWSPAPER WITH SO MUCH RETARDED GOSSIP, THAT FOX NEWS IS MORE CREDIBLE THAN YOU GUYS! WHAT IS EVEN UP WITH YOUR SO CALLED ‘NEWS’?! “FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT EATS LUNCH ALONE, IS THE NEXT TED BUNDY”?! “VICE PRINCIPAL SAYS HELLO TO STUDENT, MUST BE LOVE”?! “CHEERLEADER CAPTAIN CAUGHT EATING AT MCDONALDS”?! HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS SHIT UP?! WELL, CAN’T WAIT FOR ‘RAMPANT INCEST DEMORALIZING STUDENTS’, YOU FILTHY HACKS! “GOOD FUCKING DAY EVERYONE, NOW I’LL PATIENTLY WAIT FOR CAMPUS SECURITY TO EXPEL ME FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE”