User blog:TheGreatRoh/A reply to drunk challenging your hellhound wife

Original text: You’re out with a night of drinking with the boys. At the moment of drunken stupidity, everyone makes a pact of annoying their wives. You’re married to a hot headed, yet kind and caring Hellhound.

Upon coming home drunk at 1AM at night. “Honey I have a very important proclamation.”You say drunkenly.

Your hellwaifu raises her eyebrow, “Yes, what is it?”

“I’ll going to lay down the law. I’m the man here. I’m going to be wearing the pants from now on. I’ll have you know, I’m increased my Rep max. You can't take me on anymore. You’re just a little cute Heck Pup. Now, WHOS A GOOD GIRL? WHOS A GOOD GIRL? (as you pat your waifus head) You’re no more fearsome than Doge. I am going to defend the both of us. Do I make my self clear?”

What does the Hellhound do?

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Well even though I was drunk I was expecting to be tackled. I was lifted, tucked gently in bed and kissed on the forehead. We both fell asleep at the same time. I didn’t know what was going on. She didn’t even initiate sex. Odd she would always rough me up if I came home late at night.

I am woken by a warm breakfast and a hangover cure at my side but my hellwaifu isn’t here. I get that same feeling of dread when I met her the first time. I know I fucked up. All right I’ll have to make it up to her. But this is a tale of legends. I finish my food and cure – the headache stopped, and I feel perfectly back to normal.

I hear music from the basement, and I hear her training. It’s loud, so I’m able to wash the dishes and sneakily look around for my wallet. Oh well, my idiot friends will lend me some money for flowers considering the task I did last night. I hear thumps coming up from the stairs, I hide back in the washroom until I was sure she went to the backyard.

Coast clear! Now to sneak out of the front door. As I open the door eyes, a pitch black of darkness with ember eyes brighter than I have ever seen before greeted me.

“Morning Honey, forgetting your wallet?” She growled

Welp, I’m done for me. I think F to pay respects for myself.

“How? You just went out the back.” I said with an existential dread.

“You are very predictable husband. I wanted to make sure you’re completely sober and rested, so you remember what comes next. No point teaching a drunk a lesson.” Your hellwaifu replies. Now her body also flares up with intense flames. She cracks her knuckles and neck to the side.

“Now, let’s be reasonable, it’s just a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt”. I feel my lifted off the ground as she effortless does with one hand. My words are deaf to her now.

She carefully throws me back to our bed and put her collar on me neck.

“That’s new.” I said.

She proceeded to violate me in ways I haven’t seen before. I’m done for if I don’t use my nuclear weapon. I bring out the belly rubs, head patting and ear scratching. Only to be used grave emergencies.

“That’s not going to work” She said wickedly. “MORE”. After thoroughly using me as she wished, I just collapse on our bed with sores everywhere. I had claw marks and bite marks everywhere. She cuddles

“Good Night Honey” as she kissed my cheek and went to bed.

<p class="MsoNormal">Next time me and the boys met she forced me to wear her collar and came with me. I also see the others. I also see two Mamono with them. A Manticore and a Dragon was here.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Your wives too?” I said

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yep” they replied”. One of my mates still had manticore barbs sticking out of him and the other had lots of claw marks, biting and scales marks on his torso.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Next time, we don’t drink so much.” I said

<p class="MsoNormal">We all nodded as the Mamono talk about how they dominate their husbands.