Talk:Echidna/@comment-25095137-20140812154556/@comment-25035274-20140812201249

And that's how Floddy got himself crushed unto death by Lamia-tail.

Anywho.

As soon as she sprouts a snake-tail I'm all, "WAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" But not in da buttz-kickin' wayz. More in the Charlie Brown way.

Once I've stopped freaking out, I ask her where the treasure's at. She just sort of motions up and down her body.

I've just spent God only knows how many hours traipsing through a dungeon, with monsters trying to seduce me at every turn, so I finally just say, "Screw it," and go with the flow.

Next day, I show up back at my parents' home with a new wife. They ask me where the extra mouth came from, and I explain I saved her in a dungeon. They then ask how I plan to pay for her, so I explain that the evil monsters in the dungeon were actually broke as Hell, and didn't have any treasure.

My new wife asks why we're at my parents home to begin with, and I have to explain that we're going to have to live in my parents' basement, "just 'til I can get back on my feet."

She is not amused.