Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37843592-20181220063112/@comment-38232361-20190417151749

"Don't die? Oh why didn't I think of that! Don't die, yeah thats real easy to do. Oh wait, it's not because YOU STABBED ME IN THE KIDNEYS TWICE! And as for our children, take it away Maury!"

"You are not the father!"

You wake up naked and tied up to a bed with her mounting you and brandishing a large hunting knife. "Oh good, your awake! I wanted to see the look on your face when you impregnate me!"