Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26517142-20160610100551/@comment-27013478-20160801190521

"Good thing I came prepared for this" I said, pulling a giant feather out of nowhere.

"Huh? What are you gonna do with that?" The sandworm asked.

And so, I began to tickle everything I could get my feather on.

It didn't work.

"...Fuck, erm, can you get me back to my goods, please?" I ask her, as nicely as possible, only to have them fall on my head. "That works too."

We just, sit in silent for a while. Before she jumps me.

I think you can imagine what happened next.

I got to the city, and fullfilled my dreams of fortune and fame... After a lot of pleading with my wife.

Cause there was no way I was getting out of this situation otherwise.