Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-30700719-20161213005611/@comment-31729550-20170414021910

Ever get tired of the same old same old when it comes to girlfriends? Your Shoggoth girl can shape herself into a new form upon command.

How many body orifices does your GF have? 3.

How many body orifices does your Shoggoth GF have? Countless in their variety.

Need I say more?