Talk:Salamander/@comment-27007837-20160422061836

Ok, first WWYD for Salamander-san, cheep!

You are going through a swamp on your way to the nearest town, when two Salamanders come up to you, tails lighting up the dark, humid biome.

Like usual, they both want to fight you, and walk away as your wife, no matter the outcome. Almost stereotypical.

"HE WILL BE MINE!"

"NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS! YOU ALWAYS TAKE EVERYTHING, SIS!"

They then turn towards you in perfect unison, the same-ultra determined expression emblazoned on their beautifully tanned faces.

"FIGHT ME!" They cry out in unison.

In this situation, you're quite screwed.

What will you do?