Talk:Merrow/@comment-28958395-20170127001751/@comment-24026095-20170127145425

I leap out of both holes and run for my pelvis, covering myself with my hands.

However, they both sneak into my bedroom at night and my girl says the merrow is a bigger pervert than both of us and has several new ideas which we can try. I demand an instant breakup because I have no idea what they'll stick in me, but when I try to run away again, I find myself strapped to the bed.

I swallow hard as the merrow swims into the kitchen, asking, &lsquo;Where are the toys and the flavoured vaginal lube?&rsquo;