Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-26948680-20151030231855

You have a bamboo garden in your garden and as such it's always dificult for your ren xiongmao friend to pay attention at your house. One day you find her in your garden however looking around reveals no damage to your bamboo. Noticing your behaviour she proclaims "I can get bamboo from the market I wouldn't wreck your garden! what distracted me was... you..." She presses herself towards you continuing "I. Want. You!"

What do you do?