Talk:Nightmare/@comment-26380985-20160319011055/@comment-27550231-20160321032026

I explore my dream house and find that everything is correct to the smallest detail. I feel sleepy so I decide to go to bed in my dream. I open the door to my room and I see the Nightmare standing at the foot of my bed and, myself sleeping in my bed.

Me: "Wow, that's meta as hell!" Surprised the Nightmare turns to me and screams. This wakes me up IRL, and I sit up and see her screaming at the door.

Me: "What are you doing here? Are you trying to mug me or something?"

NM: "Waaaahhhhh! N-no! I-I-I was just-"

Me: "Is that a sythe? Are you gonna reap my soul? I always thought that I would have died by calling a succubus ugly or telling a holstaur that she has small tit's, you know something funny. Not quietly passing away in my sleep."

NM: "N-NO! I I was just collecting your spirit energy and giving you pleasurable dreams.... Well trying to at least..."

Me: "Ha! Tell me about it, I haven't been able to see earth since I was sucked into the rift! Alot more flying cars than I remember though."

NM: "Earth?"

Me: "Yeah that's where I'm from' -long explanation of earth- "You know what, I enjoyed remembering home, why don't you come by once a month or so give me one of those trippy dreams and let me remember, and as long as you don't do anything funny I wont either. Deal?"

NM: "Deal!"