Thread:JeielYozama/@comment-26517142-20190602114114/@comment-25808351-20190619190236

The dog bite: went to house, heat pump wasn’t working. Knocked on door, homeowner let me in. Next thing I know a big ass German Shepherd bolts out of the kitchen and latches onto my knee. Homeowner is loosing her mind, while I’m restraining the dog she’s running around looking for a leash. Fuckin ridiculous. If your dog is a killer lock it the hell up when you know you’re gonna have people.

Electrocution: my dumbass forgot to turn off the outlet breaker before I started fucking around with the outle.

Tree branch: I don’t even know. It just came down and hit me on the shoulder.

Nearly getting hit: I was walking out to my truck and as I crossed the street some asshole came around the corner at 80 something miles an hour and the rest you can figure out.

But the one that pissed me off the most, was the human shit. I was out on a construction site and stepped in it as I walked around to the backyard area looking for someone to talk to me. It’s like, christ people, use the fuckin portajohn.