Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29325824-20190808134529/@comment-120.28.128.112-20190905103537

Shaking my head, I straighten myself and head out into the unknown after having exchanged my coupon with a Raging Mushroom.

Each ladder has a first step: mine is to head to the nearest Hakutaku trainer (a married one as I don't want to get snagged before everything goes to fruition).

"Train me." I ask, "For I will go to the mountains and tame an ogre."

And so my grueling ordeal begins, and two months later I'm walking through crags and rocks in search for my quarry: tall, horned, fiery haired and ferocious. And I find her - club in hand, licking her lips and swaying her ample hips more than suggestively. *Primal*, as I like it.

"Hello, little man. You look pretty tasty." she coos. "Coming quietly or do I have to drag you?"

I sigh and raise my chin in a black hole of smugness. "Nah. 'Fraid it's gonna be the other way around, sweetcheeks."

She smiles. "Oho. This one has fire. It'll be all the more fun to break you, hubby."

I smile back. "My thoughts exactly, wifey." All of a sudden, I chomp on the mushroom and leap forward bellowing as a pink mist seems to fall unto me and the female form in front of me still makes a - rather eager- step forward.

And this, little Ada... is how I met your mother.