User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-31401828-20170814195647/@comment-30700719-20170815130030

I slowly climb a tree and walk out on a branch, right over top of the fight. I unsheathe my cutlass and close my eyes, before leaping down, right on top of the Tyranno.

Which is what would have happened, if the Peco didn't try and distract it. I fell eleven metres, right on my butt. I barely even had time to wince before dodging out from under a foot. I crawled out from under the duel, groaning in pain. I rolled over onto my back, pulled out my blunderbuss, and fired. The bullet whizzed through the air and struck the Tyranno in the shoulder. She turned around and looked at me, turning her massive head for a better look. "Why did I even bother...By the very laws of nature, life eats life..." I feebly raised a hand, and slapped the Tyranno right in the nose. It didn't do much, really, but it must have annoyed her. I turned around to try and crawl into the bushes, and I felt agonising pain for a split second. Next thing I know, I'm back aboard the Trieste, fresh from the cloning machine.