Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-26380985-20160404182153

You, Billy and Dio are coming by car to the nearby town, without warning, one Ushi-oni came from the sky and landed right on top of your car.

You: What have you done now Billy?

Billy: Nothing, I swear.

Ushi-oni: DIOOOOOO! I want my engagement ring back!

You two look Dio.

Dio: For the last time! The alliance is mine and lawyer said you bought it illegally.

What do you do?