Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151212155726/@comment-25311645-20160129145629

I look at the burgler and say to him: You never met a shoggoth before, have you?

Burgler: What's that supposed to mean?

Suddenly, Za'rita (Shoggoth) sprouts long tentacles from her back (like Slenderman), and attacks the burgler...

The next morning, burgler is found alive, but tied to a tree with a sign that says:

"I tried to rob an eldritch monster, and failed."