Talk:Baphomet/@comment-199.116.194.196-20160310150007/@comment-27950421-20160405231933

I stare at her for moment, "Hmm... it looks like she could use a hug..."

She sniffles a few times but doesn't notice.

I point at her and yell, "Mr. Cuddlezworth make her not sad anymore!"

She suddenly finds herself in coils of an overtly affectionate and unrealisticly large boa constrictor.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!" She screams as I walk away, confident in having done yet another good deed.