User blog comment:BTR180/BTR180/Dasha/@comment-26517142-20161003162338/@comment-27950421-20161003193122

Hold up, I got this.

FIRE THE CUDDLEPULT!!!

Theme music begins to play.

At the highest tower of the Reptile Castle, the roof opens up and up raises up. The catapult turns and takes aim. Mr Cuddlezworth slithers up and prepares to fire while a slightly less unrealistically large and overtly affectionate constrictor loads itself up. The lesser constrictor salutes to Mr. Cuddlezworth. Mr. Cuddlezworth nods and fires the catapult.

-elsewhere-

Dasha suddenly gets hits and cuddled into submission by an unrealisticly large and overtly affectionate constrictor.