Talk:March Hare/@comment-31616051-20180120025941

When you were about 3 years old, a March Hare decided to adopted you from the orphanage you were at. She would've "homeschooled" you, but she couldn't meet the requirements to homeschool you so you went to public school. But there are plenty of things about your unique upbringing to talk about, so shall we talk about such things. (like how in most families nudity is bad, but in your family...well let's just say your mother learned about the idea of nudism way before she adopted you and well....)