Talk:Apophis/@comment-74.245.75.210-20150306054359/@comment-72.233.169.17-20150312232117

Me: Uhh, Hi. Sorry to bother you, I didn't realize you were sleeping. I'll just go now and-

Apophis: *Hugs me tighter* Oh, but why would you want to do that? We're just getting started.

Me: But- well- you see- *sighs* Okay, might as well tell you the truth: I've got an echidna for a wife.

Apophis: *Blinks, then bursts out laughing* Oh man, I do love a man with a sense of humor. *Wipes a bit of tears from her eyes* You honestly think I'm going to fall for that? It's the oldest trick in the book.

Me: Really, it wasn't that recent. She'll be very-

Echidna: *Comes into the room* Honey, are you in here? *Sees me* Oh thanks goodness, I've been looking all around for- *Notices Apophis* O_O Why are you hugging my husband?

Apophis: *Looks at me* You're husband? He's mine!

Echidna: No, he's not. I married him first.

Apophis: *To me* Wait, so you were telling the truth?

Me: *Nods nervously*

Echidna: *To me* You know what this means, right?

Me: *Thinking* Oh man, here comes the warzone. *Suddenly surprised when I feel my echidna wife rush up and hug me as well*

Echidna and Apophis: THREESOME!!!!