Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20180604130934/@comment-27303410-20180610022240

I'm bringing my stuff out of my house along with some of my friends that are helping me both Human and Mamono and hope out of the back of the moving truck. "Hey are you going to be ok, I mean, we heard about what happened at the meeting you dodged a bullet I guess." I look over at my Lisa my Youko friend as she hands me some pictures.

"Yeah only because I was moving, but I'm on the most wanted list of three Mamono that found out I wasn't there, not a good thing." I place the pictures in a box in the truck and look back at her.

"At least you kind of know what's coming, the Salamander won't be much trouble as long as you don't get her riled up to the point, the Demon and the Cupid, on the other hand, might be a problem." I look at Bruce and nod in agreement.

"This should be the last of it!" I look up and see Sara walking out with my mattress and baseboard in on her shoulders. "You do realize that you're the last single man in the center of the city, and most Mamono would love to take you but those three are bad news, that's one of the many reasons why the other single Mamono in the city haven't made a move on you yet, that Cupid uses a bow and a fucking 50., I know because I'm the one that sold it to her she even bought empty shell casings for it, so I know she got Cupid gold bullets loaded into that thing."

"Sara, what were you thinking when you sold her that?" We all ask her at once.

"She passed all of the background checks before I sold it to her, how was I suppose to know that she would be going after our friend here?"

"Then we got that demon to worry about, she has an armored assault truck like the one in GTA, I'm not in the mood to try to know what she's doing with that in the city no less to be able to have that she must make a nice bit of change." We look at Megan our Orc friend and we all throw her questioning look. "Yeah I sold it to her a year ago, it was for an escort job, from what she told me it didn't get any use, oh, by the way, this as I was coming out of the apartment I found this by the door." She pulls out a container with a note on it.

I grab the note and look it over when I open it, it says 'they're coming for you, they're waiting for you to finish moving before they make a move, hurry and finish now, signed your friendly neighborhood Lilim.' My heart just drops and I go looking around that's when I notice a flaming tail turn the corner. "The Salamander." I slowly turn back to the gate of the truck when I notice a glint off in the distance, my eyes focus on it and I see the Cupid she looks up from her scope and waves at me. "Uh...guys." I look back at them and it's like a scene out of a horror movie, I catch them looking up the street and see an A.S.V. coming down the street at speed limit and turn the corner, they look back at me and I just whine.

"I'mgladwewereabletohelpyoumoveandbutIthinkweshouldbegoing." they all say in unison and take off I go to reach for them to ask for help but they take off before I can, I hurry and hop into the truck and drive off to my new place I have a hard time unloading most of the stuff myself since my friends 'left me to die' I take the truck to back to the movers and unhitch my car from the back and drive home.

I have trouble sleeping that night can't shake that feeling I'm being watched because I know I am, when I do wake up I feel like I was up all night, I make a cup of coffee and breakfast and look out the window and I see the glint of a sniper scope, without hesitation I dive for the floor and see my coffee cup shatter in mid-air. "I never should have finished moving." I crawl away and open the door leading into the garage and start my car up, I open the garage door and begin to notice something off, I check my car and the lines under her and find that the gas lines are cut.

"In the middle of the night, while you were tossing and turning in bed." I look back and spot the Salamander standing there with a pair of wire cutters in hand, her tail in a full inferno. "I couldn't wait to get you alone, I know what you're thinking why would I go after you when we never met, because when all of those Mamono tried to get you-you always outwitted them or used their own strengths against them I mean I saw you slam a dragon when she was diving at you, I said that day I knew that you would be the one to give strong children." she starts stepping towards me. Now come to me and let start a family." I run out of the garage and into the streets, Salamander hot on my tail when a bullet impacts between we both stop and look up Cupid training her sniper on me.

"He's mine, I've been tracking him for months, I will not lose him to you or anyone else." I see her chamber a new round and both men and the Salamander dove behind a thick wall. "You can't stay there forever and when you come out I will shoot you with my bullet of love."

"Ok, that Cupid is using a fucking 50. what the hell!" The Salamander states.

"I know, my Ogre friend sold it to her." I tell the Salamander

"WHY!?"

"Because she passed all of the background checks and because Mamono don't kill people." The wall between us burst open and a 50. cal size hole between is there. "DOn't turn this place into a war zone, I am so not in the mood to explain this the police!"

"Fair point human, then come out of hiding so that way I can shoot you and the two of us can start a life together." I sigh and look at through the hole slightly, then to the Salamander.

"Yeah, I know this is crazy ok I never should have cut your gas line if I hadn't we wouldn't be in this mess, I'm sorry." I look again and she levels the rifle at me, it's then that I hear the revving of an engine and see a bright flash from her rifle, five seconds later an armored truck pulls up and takes the hit.

"Come with me if you want to avoid getting shot." Without hesitation, both the Salamander and I make a mad dash for the truck and jump inside closing the door behind us. "Nice of you to join me wasn't expecting to deal with an extra passenger though." The two of us look at the women driving and see her skin change into a dark shade of blue.

"Oh crap you're that Demon merc I heard about, why is everyone after me other than being a virgin?" I ask.

"It's because you're one of the few men that's single and isn't obsessed with getting a harem or something." She rounds the corner as she floors it away. "I can keep you safe all you gotta do is sign the contract I present to you that way you'll become my husband and I can keep you safe."

"He's mine I saw him first he's mine you, I can't even insult you like I want." The Salamander pulls me close to her and the truck pulls over to the side.

"I am not going to let some flame tailed lizard insult me, I will have him I've known him since middle school before I became a merc, I won't lose him again, you hear me!" just as the two are about to go at it the back door swings open and the Cupid is standing there rifle pointed at us, we all raise our hands instantly.

"We all have feelings for him I've been keeping other Mamono away from him, I have an instant fix for this." She drops her rifle and draws three arrows. "We will have him." with that Arrows fly at us and the cupid enters the truck closing the door behind her.

Six years have passed since then, I'm returning home from work when I get tackled by three kids. "PAPA!" they yell in unison, my three little girls, a Salamander, Demon, and Cupid I pick them up and place the youngest on my shoulders.

"I see you made it home safe." I look up at the front door to see Saline standing in the doorway her fiery tail waving about. "Come on you three inside I got dinner ready, beside your mothers just got back themselves."

"Yes, mom." they stop clinging to me and rush inside, I make it to the front door and kiss Saline on the cheek I soon feel to hands on my cheek.

"Hope you're happy to see us." They grab my arms and the four of us head inside, despite the odd way we met, I'm glad they're apart of my life.