User blog:MekRex101/Hellhound cook off

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A Hellhound wants to rape you into marriage but just as she has you cornered an idea forms into your mind.

"Wait!"

She smiles

"What?, trying to stall the unavoidable cute weak thing?"

You try to take advantadge of her bold personality. You challenge her, if she pass the challenge you will do what she wants but if she fails she has to let you go.

"Ha! A for the effort cute weakling! Nothing stops me from just rapimg you! And which challenge you are thinking about? Boxing? Wrestling? Sex endurance?"

You think about the thing a Hellhound would do least and finally the answer comes to your mind: cooking

"Okay, I accept. But if you fail, you have to grope my breasts while I rape you, break your word and I will just bitchslap you until you grope."

You cant believe you luck, how stupid can she be? She accepted, sure you might not be a chef, but there is no way you are losing to a woman that only knows how to rape or beat people up.

She drags you to her home you are surprised to see its a neat house rather than a rape cave and her kitchen is the best equipped one you have seen.

You see her put a chef hat and a shirt that says "Hell's Kitchen No.1# worldwide champion"

She looks at you "Oooh I didnt told you? Im  I have won tournaments in Zipangu! I have humilliated Inaris! Ever heard of the so called Hell's Cuisine that has become so popular? Who do you think invented it?"

What would you do?

My response

''How... am I supposed to do this?'' I think to myself and just then notice a ghoul sitting at the table next to the kitchen

"Uhh... who she?" I ask

"Oh, she will be the taste tester for the food." The hellhound replays

The ghoul then waves to me and smiles and gives me a... look

I feel like she rather eat me...

After settling in I decide on a meal to prepare. I see that the hound will be preparing a steak.

''Well... she is a meat eater...''

I decide to make a hamburger with some lettuce, tomato and other stuff with a side of loaded fries. After we're done creating the masterpieces.

"Well... which one is better?" The hound asks sounding as cocky as ever.

...silence

"I think it's a tie!" She says after taking a few second.

"WHAT!" The hound yells.

"Well the steak was extremely tasty but the hamburger was nicely cooked and the fries complemented it well."

The hound stands in silence for a few minutes, shook by what happened and suddenly turns to me and says

"Well... I guess nobody wins... you're going need to show me how to make the hamburger and fries that you made." She gives me a smile

Well made it out of the woods again, haha.

"After the bedroom of course."

Wait... what

"What? Don't give me that look, you didn't win nor did I so your still on the menu." She gives me a more pervy smile.

"THAT'S NO FAIR!" I protest

"What? You don't need to grope my boobs since I didn't win."

"That's not what I mean!"

"Doesn't matter, come on." She then drags me in a direction, I'm assuming it's the bedroom.

"Hey, can I join?" The ghoul yells after us.

"You got free food." The hound responds.

"But it's always more fun with more people." She says with a sly smile.

"...Fine but I get the first turn." The ghoul then gets up and follows.

''Well... I guess things could have turned out worse, I mean could have gotten stuck with a less civil hound or a dirty home to move to... I wonder whos going to make the food around here?... is that ghoul going to stick around?... Uhh screw it I'll just go with the flow.''