Talk:Echidna/@comment-5426290-20140802140215/@comment-25035274-20140802185256

"I sayest, Fair Lass, that mine answer to thine offer dependeth upon thine ability to speak in plain, and sensible, language. For we art not Ye Men of Olde, still to speaking in the Tongue of Our Ancestors. Indeed, we art of a noble race, full of Nobless and Great Intelligence, and our tongue be-est wonderful to hear upon Thine Ears. Prithee, Maid of Serpenty Suppleness, but asketh of me, and I shalt be more than glad of heart to teacheth to thee the Language of the Modern Day. And upon thine learning, we shall away, and fly anon to Mine Dwelling, that we mayest consumate our rightful Wedded Bliss.

So yeah. Evidently you've been down here a long time. If you need help gettin' hip to the slang the kids use today, I can dig it, Sister. We'll cover the basics; then we can get outta here, get hitched, head home, and do this thing proper. Word."