Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20170330222820/@comment-28358106-20170411175919

It usually involves bodily injury, which should be the last thing you expect in an office. We had one guy, a sales estimator, 55 years old, who told everyone he was taking swordfighting lessons (he wasn't.) But to prove it he brought this mall-bought samurai sword in to show off while he was drunk. The problem is this guy slways wears sandals, and with his first swing he cut off the end of his right big toe.

The second time was funny, but only after the fact. Another guy, this chubby little harmless guy who is assistant to the office manager, went upstairs to get something from the building loft. For whatever reason, there wasn't a guardrail keeping people from stepping off onto the ceiling, which is just insulation and ceiling tile. He tripped and fell ten feet through the ceiling, hitting the floor and knocking himself clean out. At the hospital the docs told him every five minutes that he was lucky to be alive. He really did get off easy, so we hammed it up by making a chalk outline of where he fell and put up a tombstone with an insulting epitaph and everything. Ironically it took another three months to get a guardrail put up.