User blog comment:ArmInAss/Silly (?) Fan Fic Idea/@comment-26052600-20150901065218

I got some interesting characters plus gags for each of them.

1. Name: Cora

Sex: female

Species: Zombie

Occupation: Human shield, or dead person

Skills: Since she's hard to kill her. Cut her, smash her, shoot her, she just won't go down. She's also smarter than the average zombie so she remembers how she died. She's also very clumsy so she gets hurt easily (like running at high speed and crashing causes her to fall into pieces (literally)). She is however really strong and doesn't feel pain, (because her nerves don't work) so she can literally do stuff like stretch her arm by removing the joint from her arm and lettering the tendon stretch out to increase the range of a punch.

How they met: one day the prince saw a cute girl going down the stairs and sees her fall and turn into pieces. He shits himself and they are both taken to the infirmary

Gags: Clumsy and straight forward. Also can't feel pain