Talk:Lilim/@comment-26376061-20160801090701

I can't get the thought of a NEET Lilim out of my head. So, I'm gonna do a WWYD.

You've been best friends with a Lilim for almost both of your entire lives. Although, she's not quite the feisty, seductive, "I exude sex, bow before me" kind of girl most would associate with the daughters of the Demon Lord. She's a massive NEET. Whenever you come over, which isn't often considering that her house is the castle in the center of the Royal Makai, the darkest Demon Realm in existence, her room is completely trashed, there are food wrappers all over the floor, video games, comics, manga, and anime DVDs everywhere...hell, there are even a few plastic bottles filled with urine from some of her weeklong retreats into her pigsty of a room. This is one of those days. You have to enter the most cluttered area in the Royal Makai. Of course, her older sister hands you the key, because your friend locked herself in again. Probably so they don't disturb her 249 match winning streak in Super Smash Bros, or her questing in Legendary Age. You start to turn the key, when you hear moans. Probably just her playing Star Fox with the Rumble Pak vibrator accessory again. You knock, and walk in...to behold your friend, not playing anything, watching anything, or generally zoning out into something nerdy, for the first time in weeks. Instead, she appears to be masturbating to a picture of you, with a pair of your boxers draped across her face, moaning something about taking each other's virginities. You knock something over in your surprise, and the resulting crash snaps her out of her lust induced trance. She goes redder than an Oni, looking embarrassed.

WDYD?