Talk:Mershark/@comment-27950421-20170215141122/@comment-30014014-20170215172846

[A random situational equalizer huh? Alright then]

''I have once witnessed a man stranded on a drafted boat, wearing nothing more than a pair of boxers. What made this situation a bit more hilarious than it needed to was the etched the words "bite me" on the surface of these. Of course, for any monster, this would signify invitation. What does one do when at least half a dozen shark-like women take this as a sole invitation?''

''Well, considering the situation, one would think an out of bound solution would be needed for the man to escape with his only piece of cloth on his back. And it did. Nay by land, nay by air, but within the waters. Being the only man ar5ound, the shark creatures soon began fighting among each other to claim his rump as their own.''

Long before he could count to ten, each and every single one of the mersharks was laying unconscious on the surface of the water, with the poor man still trying to comprehend what happened...