User blog comment:The Reptile King/2019 RK WAIFU POPULARITY OF ABSOLUTE SEXITUDE!!!!!/@comment-30014014-20190210215158

''Ohh, a voting contest? How delightful''

'''Yea, yea, how fun, how plurial. If it's so fun, why the hell did he split to us to throw away his thoughtless opinion to begin with?'''

''Well, it's been a while since either of us went out to see the world in our extremes. Makes sense to vocalize our opinion about a close friend of his.''

'''You're not wrong. However...I call dibs on the fun part I.E, the good part!!'''

''Well, call it what you want I believe my side has wonderful things to say as well. But anyway, three species of individual either of us could get along with? Hmm...Ohh, I know! Remember that young lass that managed to push one of the ligth sectrum guy to make a cathedral in the middle of nowhere?''

'''That one? Wait, they survived?'''

''Did you forget? They're married! Bands and all. That glav certainly is something. You imagine how accurate they can be at judging whom they see fit to follow? About as docile as a hopeful romantic that is a maiden, just waiting for her faithful to carry her away.''

'''Yea, however, unlike that hopeless romantic, this one brings a boot to size. Judging by the way this previous clown made a complete heel turn to being a not-douche nozzle. Really seems like she had her hand at the dough to make a decent man out of one from the light spectrum, with how full of themselves some can be.'''

''Quite true, she really drives the term 'bodyguard' home, doesn't she? There is just something about a woman capable of bringing her own firepower. IN this case, literally.''

'''Assuming the guy she's fencing for isn't the all too common case of insecurity that I see a lot in that kingdom. Someone should send that lizard man a word or two about overcompensating losers down here, it's embarrassing.'''

''Ohh, don't worry, this one apparently isn't a fighter to begin with. Never been a problem between them. From what I heard, the people who enjoy a jolly at his expense usually end up begging for his services.''

'''Ahh! Hilarious. But, yea, a sword winging fire woman who extrude a tough exterior and a soft interior? Sounds just like that Alex harlequin, more please!!!'''

''Huh, thought you were going for the fun part, eh? Anyway--''

No comment.

''Anyway! Next one. One with more of a hopeless romanticism you spurned about. Then again, I guess anyone would be when they spend most of their time burying the dead and all.''

'''Ohh? You mean that ragged-looking sentient leather they call a Hazak? I don't see it.'''

''Ohh, come on! Think about it. They're always alone, because their duty requires it. Always searching for a guy to call their own.''

'''Really? All I see is some dragon with a foot in the grave yelling people out.'''

''Oh come now, it's supposed to be a sacred ground. Wouldn't we do the same if some thoughtless soul decided to have a swig at our pastry? It's like this, but about a thousand-fold. Besides, they don't just eject everybody. They can learn, like everyone. And to think that such a powerful entity has the composure of a timid librairian when a fellow she harbor for is speaking to her, I just find that adorable. You can imagine how she is when the guy just goes for a hug.''

'''Ehh, I guess that something to look for. And yea, the ability to share that dead-cloak substenance with whoever she wishes to is interesting. I always wondered what a foot in the afterlife feels like.'''

''Well, we did, at one point. Far in the pass.''

'''Tssk, we don't talk about that time. it sucked.'''

''I think everyone can agree with that one. Now, about that last one...I don't know whether you'll be on board.''

'''Really? Shoot. Go ahead--ooh no, wait. I know what you're going with. Did...did you eat something you aren't supposed to?'''

Now, now, now, I know it sounds...contradicting...but--

'''Freaking sweat goblin! You are serious! A smelly, halfwitted, arrogant little mucus goblin delusional in themselves to the extreme! How the hell do you come with that as a top three?!'''

''Like I said, I know it sound contradictary. But...listen. Remember whent he good doctor went in and listened to our genesis self speaking about his lone stance. One that spanned ever since...you know what?'' Remember?

'''Of course I do! Why would I forget that?!'''

''Yea. She was dull, emotionless, slow and generally without a proper personality. Basically a stretched out version of the shakalaka. Our genesis self wanted a companion, but that was it. A companion, not a servant. So, he went in and weaved her into experience. Everything she might like as well as dislike. People from all oevr the world, training in that alien art we carry from another universe. He did everything to giver her a sense of self. Now, look at her. Everything a man like him could want in a woman. And even then, he was ready to let her go. She sought the opposite, as all that nurture had come to her. ''

''Well, look at the shakalaka the same way. They aren't so arrogant as they are perhaps ignorant. A man can help them become humble.''

''They aren't so witless as they are simply lacking in knowledge. Again, someone with a gentle heart will teach them.''

''They aren't so smelly as they are...well ok, some can be smelly, but it doesn't matter! The guy can give them a bath, one that suits them.''

''And, at the end of the road, from the stack of coal that laid in the ground, a beautiful diamond, shaped by one's care will have emerged. I remember the tales of a man who did just that. Just like the one with the golden and silver dragons, he is every man's envy at this moment, yet none of them would be willing to put in the care that he did...''

'''Hmm...you know what, I'll let you have this one. That is not wrong. That is not wrong at all. And hey, if they got such envy, I guess they can stop pretending to be a god's gift to everything when they are more akin to an eyesore!'''

''Quite. So, the Glav, the Hazak and the Shakalaka. If some parallel version of our genesis self was to suddenly come about, they'd be among the top to seek out.''