Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30225761-20170210035134/@comment-29564364-20170219180529

I wave back at Minilla.

Me: "How rude. You could have at least introduced yourself. But first..." I create two duplicates "You, follow Qrow's energetic signature and find his kidnapper. And you, take Santa and Chako and find the others." They both nod then execute my order. "I turn back to mama Zilla, "Where were we, already? Oh yeah, the presentation. I am Alpha-493, interdimensional studying explorer and protector of mamonos. 87 monsters saved, 43 Order training camps destroyed, 195 Order heroes defeated and 12'063 Order knights defeated and renowed among the Order military as the "White Bane". And you are?"

Godzilla: "As if I care who you are. If you're here to offer your protection, I don't need it. Now you better turn around and leave or you're the one who is going to need protection."

Me: "What? That's not what I meant. Such a tall and strong person like you obviously doesn't need protetection."

She leans over me with a fierce look in her eyes: "Are you hitting on me? Know that I'm already married."

Me: "Listen. I'm not here to fight. I don't meant any harm to you. I was just look for my friends."

Godzilla: "You arleady found them. So why are you still here?"

Me: "For your name."

Godzilla: "DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER AND MY ADDRESS, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?"

Me: "I already told you, I'm not hitting on you! Is really that hard to give a name?"

Godzilla: "You're seriously starting to piss me off! Now leave me alone if you want to live!"

Me: "Why are you threatening me? It's you who's just misinterpreting ever I say. And it's not like you're of any threat to me anyway."

Godzilla: "And now you're calling me weak? I'll show you just how weak I am, human!"

She opens her mouth and its inside can be seen glowing blue.

N.I.G.E.L.: "WARNING: Dangerous levels of radiation detected!"

Me: "Oh, really? Thanks, N.I.G.E.L., I couldn't tell."

She fires her atomic breath at me, but I absorb it with an assimilation shield from my right palm: "I already told you I'm not here to fight!"

Godzilla: "How dare you mock me?" She puts her daughter on her back before attempting to punch me, but I turn intangible and phase through the attack.

Me: "Attacking me is useless because I'm not here to-" I'm forced to stop mid-sentence to evade a kick.

She follows up with a tail sweep that I jump to avoid, then lightly land on the tip of her tail.

Godzilla: "Where is he? Did I finally get him? Did he leave?"

Me: "Won't you listen to me?" asks a voice coming from behind her."

Godzilla: "And why should I?" She swings her tail over her head, catapulting me forwards. I grapple onto the ground in front of her with my wrist chains, rill myself in then land in the same spot I was at the beginning of the fight.

Godzilla: "Grrr... VANISH!"

The fight continues as Minilla giggles, laughs and claps, entertained by my every evasive acrobatic feats.

Me: "Glad you like it."