Thread:The Reptile King/@comment-26517142-20160806205724/@comment-27950421-20160808005406

Well... I annoy the hell out of the Canine King as he is really up tight and demands respect all the time.

Oh and the Mollusk King wants to murder me because I accidentally had sex with the Feline Queen while they were dating and she dumped the morning after. Now she keeps calling me a "sexual tyrannosaurus" and tries to seduce me everytime we meet.