Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-26380985-20160407031608/@comment-71.85.100.139-20160420012747

"Awwwww....Crapbaskets...." I sigh with exasperation upon seeing the body of our commander, broken neck after tripping on the stairs. I continued running up the stairs until I found myself, bo staff at the ready, surrounded by seven Ren Xiangmao, they looked elated to find me.

I'm helplessly outnumbered, having been cut off from my squad earlier in the chaos. I sigh again.

"What game shall we play first?"

"Ohhhh I know a reeealllly fun one!"

"Let's hold him down then!"

"Awwwhhh Crapbaskets....." I emote as I'm taken to the ground and mobbed by panda girl breasticles.