Talk:Minotaur/@comment-26187100-20150330052216/@comment-25409001-20150402142432

Aw shit, oh crap, this can NOT be happening. Okay priorities.

Staying alive, okay good that's still up there. Not get raped, alright that's up there too. Comforting a crying monster girl that has the potential to throw me half a league..... Why is that up there.

Damnit, maybe If I just turn around I can ig-

I flinched as I heard another sniffle from her "No, not again."

Fuck my priorities, no stay down there. I don't want to-

Y'know what screw it, I'm probably going to die from random bandits one day anyway.

So, very carefully I edged closer to the Minotaurus or Minotaur whatever that stupid encyclopedia writes. I picked up a stick and held it out as I went closer towards her.

The monster stopped crying when she noticed I was close, she looked at me with hopeful yet somewhat hurt eyes. In response I point to my stick, the wooden one, "Just a cuddle okay? This will make sure you just cuddle okay?" Truthfully me using a stick to prevent her from rapin me was a bluff, cuz I'm pretty sure she could do even stronger with a twig.

Miracolously she agreed, so for the next few minutes I laid beside the monster as she nuzzled my, and cuddled me, and held me like a stuff toy. Then she fell asleep and her grip thankfully became weak as well, so I snuck out from the (admittedly) gentle arms and went my way.

Ofcourse withmy luck I should expect her to come looking for me after this, but that can wait. For now I need to continuedoing what I was supposed to do.