Talk:Orc/@comment-184.6.200.115-20141231163342/@comment-30655593-20161209231903

I take out the map that a suspicous man gave me.

"This isnt the gold mine... ive been bandboozled..."

The orcs then try to rush me.

"Uhh you know rushing right at me isnt the best idea..."

I then pull out my ground shaker and make a wave of ground hurl the crowed rushing me into the air and land behind me.

"You ok? Kinda to a big fall there."

One of the orcs that managed to get up grabbed me by the ankle and lift me, now looking at her groin. I then get her in a headlock and subdue her.

"Orcs... not the smartest..."

And before I realized the orcs were calling me master and following me... like... they wont leave me alone... they make it awkard when I go to the bathroom... DOES ANYONE WANT SOME FREE ORCS?