Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20191211055508/@comment-25808351-20191221215026

I asked Lance because a lot of people don’t specify what they mean. Some people don’t count the AVP movies cause it’s a crossover, and stick specifically to the Predator centered movies.

Me, if it’s got Predators, it’s a Predator movie. And AVP was the third Predator movie.

AVP 2, is exactly the kind of shit hollywood is notorious for shiting out. It was dumb, cliched and boring. It’s even more ridiculous because it tried to off set it’s terrible shit, by doing terrible shit. Now I’m no squeamish fellow. I can watch movies like Event Horizon and Evil Dead while chowing on a burrito. But the scene in the movie where the new alien hybrid impregnates the pregnant woman and then the alien babies burst through her stomach killing her and also shredding her baby internally, is downright terrible.

They knew the movie was shit, so they threw in an over the top gore moment like that to add some kind of identity to the movie. But instead of it making the movie balls to wall gritty, it just comes off as unnecessary. AVP 2 is a cash grab. A lazy, dumb, boring, identity confused movie. That’s saying a lot considering you’re working with the single most iconic crossover matchup of all time.

It’s like watching somebody pull on a door that has a push sign on it in bold text. It’s like how are you this dumb?! Even if you can’t read you can observe! Watch and see how people interact with the door you hash brained yuck! God damn it! I’m angry now, I need something to cheer me up! Fuck AVP Requiem!