Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25808351-20191120203148/@comment-25808351-20191223062037

@Everyone: Aleric places a hand on Lance’s shoulder, a warm smile on his face. “Young man, please calm yourself. My associate isn’t very good at polite conversation or much for manners. Please.....” Aleric guides Lance out of the restroom. The tall, handsome Vampire speaks plainly to Lance and with respect.

“Please forgive Cerberus. He isn’t one to mince words or tolerate insurrection. Which is why I hold him in such high esteem and position. He isn’t the friendliest sort, but when trouble rises, he is the best at snuffing it out. As much as you might not like him, if you were to be attacked within my walls, he’d defend till the end. Again, please forgive his bluntness.”

In the restroom, Cerberus watches silently as Aleric escorts Lance away. He dusts off his coat and looks to Prad and The Soulstiched.

“Let’s go, unless you have to piss or shit....”

At the table, Cyndwella tilts her head slightly to Meri’s response. “You don’t like Minotaurs? Sweetie, I’ve never known a Minotaur with your bust. I swear if there is such a thing as perfect genes, you’ve got em!”

“Well actually, in my studies I found that certain genetic traits with-“

“You shut the shit lickin up!” Cyndwella cuts off Renwick.

The scientist Vampire chuckles and sips his drink.

“Sweetie, you have to be the cutest Holsty I’ve ever seen. And your tits are amazing. You make that Lance kid happy, ok? Pamper him everyday and always make him feel wanted. But don’t take his shit either!” Cyndwella points. “Give a man too much, and he’ll shit in cereal bowl!” Cyndwella glares at Marcus, who throws his hands up in confusion.

“What a fuck head.” Cyndwella then leans into Meri. “He’s the greatest. I only insult him cause I love how he reacts.” She whispers.

“Cyndy, what are you saying to Meri?” Samia asks quizzically.

“That Schmoopy has shit for brains!” Cyndwella boisterously shouts back.

Marcus chews his food slowly, glaring at Cyndwella as she snickers manically. “When we get home, I’m gonna plough you senseless.” Marcus grunts.

“And I’ll enjoy it!” Cyndwella shouts back.