Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-46700864-20200829135509/@comment-36835899-20200910034523

Hmm... let's see.

Last game I played was Dead Island. Bad guys? Zombies. Not a lot I can do with that.

Game before that? State of Decay 2. Bad guys? Zombies. Can't work with that, either.

Before that? Alien Isolation. Bad guys? Xenomorphs. Crap, this is gonna be harder than I thought.

(Flips through my game library. Gotta be SOMETHING I can use...)

Dead State? Zombies.

Dying light? Zombies.

Delivery from the Pain? Zombies.

Resident Evil series? Zombies.

o 0 (Damn... starting to see a theme here.)

A ha! Got it! Shadowrun!

I'll establish my own "evil" megacorp. "Evil" in the sense that other companies won't like me stealing their customers and profits, and governments won't like me giving a big, untouchable middle finger to their pathetic laws even as they tie themselves in knots trying to get me on their side.

I'll distribute synthetic food to feed the hungry and next-gen medicines to cure the sick to burnish my public image, while also secretly building weapons that will make the nations of the world piss their pants even as they climb over each other to license the tech and contract my mercenary forces.

The world will be mine, and none shall stop me.