Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28530195-20160915063107/@comment-27013478-20160916211717

'Family: Shark

Habitat: Shallow oceans, human settlements.

Dispositon: Warm, cheerful, devoted. OR: Violent, arrogont, bold

Diet: Omnivourus, same as humans'

So, are they bipolar or? Since those types of dispositions are quite the opposites.

'Nearly univerally known worldwide:'

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAAA!

'Sharbolds are quite dimunitive, only slightly bigger than a Cookiecutter, appearing like a young girl.'

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/7f/e9/dc/7fe9dc8cf76160b991820afbeb01c914.jpg

' Physcially speaking aside from their size they have 2...extensions on their head that appear like dog ears, earning them their name.'

So, Dog-Shark Girls. Ain't complaining with this development in the least.

' Also thire skin from their shark half also covers nearly their entire body, the skin however juts out and goes down in folds, making it appear as if the Sharbold's actually have.."Fur" on their bodies.'

Interesting, extremely interesting. Wait, now that I imagine it... I'd still cuddle one to death.

' The reasons for these are primarily unknown, but they are often considered an adaptation from when their species first came into existance. Sharbolds are extremley adaptable: and can easily elvolve themselves through a single generation to survive their enviornment. This leads to potentioally thousnds of subspecies, but they are typically classified under the two main categories: Domestic and Feral.'

Domestic and Feral. This is where it starts to get truly interesting.

'The Domestic variant is basically the equivilant of a Holstaur from a Minotaur: as in over generations they have mellowed out and have become domesticated: becoming completley tame.'

So, am I the only one imagining one wearing a collar, while resting at the edge of a pool? Maybe in someone's lap? That'd be cute.

' and are almost pets by this point. So thourough has their domestication been is that they can only be obtained through specific breeding facillities or from a married Sharbold's children, tis variant literraly can't be found in the wild unless they were illegally released.'

Uh huh. Interesting.

' Due to their species nautural adaptatibillity they can easily accomadate many envornments, and as such if you have a tank big enough to hold them with their water then that'll be more than adecuate to house one. ...'

So, anyone knows where can one get a big enough tank? Any recommendations.

'Domestics are quite amicable: and usually very friendly towards others, even if someone were to harm them they will almost always frogive them.'

Well ain't they nice? But that could easily lead to their downfall, hehehe.

' This almost naive nature is especcially apparant with their owner(Especcially if their owner is a man) if their owner is male, they will constantly dote on him, and it is as if the two are already married, but to the Domestics, concepts like "marrige" and "Wife" are pointless: to them: their is only their owner and how they can ably serve him.'

Mhm, so, pretty much just some basic information. Cool.

'.Even should he not desire him they will not attempt to pursue him, simply being happy as his "pet".Oddly though, despite not activly attempting to seduce him they always seem to get their master in the mood....it is a odd phenomenah that the Sharbolds themselves are confused about.'

Gee, I wonder why that would happen? Maybe it's because of the cuteness, or the 'Awooo' factor? That's probably it. Or pheromones.

'Conversly: the Feral variant: are Sharbolds that haven't been domesticated and still live in the wild oceans.'

Like it wasn't obvious. Still good to to mention it I guess.

' These girls are wild and brutish, and are very tempermental, often attacking the first thing that they deem an annoyance.'

Huh, sounds like me during puberty. Man, was I a ball of burning rage.

' Notably: these girls posses a spine near the back end of their dorsal fin, making it an added defence While they are still Sharbolds and their weaponry is not particulrly effective,'

Well shit, so, no Spear-carrying Sharbolds running around? Ok, I can deal with that. http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1345666604012.gif

' compared to their Domesticated relatives their bites do hurt(although their bite usually feels more like a nibble than anything else.)'

When they try to be ferocious... They literally give you love bites... 2nd second favorite Shark for sure.

' Also: since they often come into contact with larger Shark-girls, they tend to have an inferiority complex over size, leading them to lash out and be even more violent than normal.'

They got an inferiority complex too... http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/cuteness-overload-cute-kitty.jpg

'When an Untamed spots a man in the oceans, no matter where, They immidiatly rush at him(They do this in case a different Shark girls has spotted him and they also want him) and try to mate with him.'

So, nothing new here. Ok.

' and whien the Untamed Sharbolds mate, they oddly seem downright bashful during the act, squimish over the face that a man is seeing their small bodies.'

https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net//051a8a7de40c06459590eb97fa01763643ff9f-wm.jpg?v=3 I'm gonna get diabetes.

' They usually get over this anxiety however: and their sex-life is often no different from that of any small-shark girl. After the mating the Feral Sharbold usually stays near her new man, and will always stay by him as if too warn other manamo to stay away. Usually though his is innefectual and will not deter any interested manamo.'

So, their husband is either ready for a harem of Sharkgirls, or he eats his damn Spinach, and fights em off. That's very unlikely however, so yeah.

'Oddly, if the two varients meet it is as if a chemical reaction takes place: the two will immidiatly dislike eachother and try too change one variant into another through adaptation, the results from these.."fights" aree dubious at best, though their husbands often get a laugh from these spats.'

Why do I feel like one of these fights would be something along the lines of a dog fight...or a Sand Jinko fight?