Talk:Vampire/@comment-2.31.182.34-20141016185027/@comment-203.111.224.54-20150225082432

me: Um(gulps), before anything else, can i ask you something?

Vampire: What is it?

me: Are you gonna f*ck me or suck my blood?

Vampire: (giggles) Which of those? Why not both?

me: (realizes whats coming) Alright. (takes off clothes) Do what you must.....