Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-38232361-20190321094448

We are now in DEFCON 1! This is not a drill! Repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE. BABY. IS. COMING. NOW!

This is going to be you and your mamono wife's first child, and neither of you are ready. What goes wrong? Is it twins? Is your wife currently breaking your hand? How far away is the hospital? Is the baby/egg breach? What is breach? I don't know, I'm no doctor! All I know is we are having a baby right now!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 