Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28358106-20160609185935

ATTENTION GOOD CITIZENS:

Our fair-minded Demon Regent of our monster-friendly city-state has come to me because she has a problem: as you are aware, an influx of humans from a border war has tilted the population in the direction of a human majority. Normally this would simply attract more monsters, but the war has made travel dangerous for everyone. So, to both help the itinerant humans (i.e., you) and balance the population ratio, she has requested my help.

I have been tasked with creating a custom Golem for every displaced human who requests one. A tall order, but I live to serve those in need.

So, as we settle you in permanently, fill out this form and tell me what kind of Golem you want. There are rules:

1: Your Golem can have the physical traits of any (2) Mamono. Additional limbs can be considered. And even though your Golem will be made of alloys and minerals, their weight will still be the same as the original Mamono(s) used, and is limited to their original size of the Mamono copied.

2: Any personality may be programmed, but keep in mind nuances will grow as your Golem explores her world. And while your Golem will learn over time, her glyph plates will be permanently inscribed and cannot be changed.

3: Your Golem may have up to (6) programmed skills. These skills are limited to daily living; i.e., cooking, tailoring, etc. However, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES may she possess combat abilities other than what she will inherently have. The Regent was most adamant about this requirement, given the current political atmosphere.

4: Your Golem will still retain Golem physical traits, such as her glyph plates and synthetic arms and legs. However, feel free to get creative in what you would like these to look like. An idea is to make her feet look like high heels. Keep in mind, she will still be able to wear most normal clothing (see below for details.)

5: Please include a description of what clothes you wish your Golem to have.

This concludes the requirements. Please note that your Golem will be able to eat and breathe, and while she may not require them to live, she is indeed living. Abuse of any Golem will not be tolerated, and will likely result in your being flattened, incinerated, and exiled, in no particular order.

Please fill out the form below, and wait 7-10 days for delivery.

Yours in the name of the Regent, long may she live,

Dr. Ibrahim

(List below in your response what you would like to have!) 