Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31401828-20170404201750/@comment-37781489-20190430022146

After entering the town of Duloc I noticed the commotion in the town square. Intrigued, I went to see what the cause was. To my horror it was a knight who, I gathered from the looks of shock on the towns-folk’s faces as a well respected man, was beating a poor woman within an inch of her life!

''“What are you waiting for!? Do something!”'' My other souls needn’t have urged me for I had already walked up to the madman. I tapped his shoulder to to get his attention. Unfortunately for my neck he was drawing his sword from its scabbed and in reaction, he decapitated me. However, to his surprise and that of the townsfolk, my body simply bent down to pick up and sew it’s head back on

“Now that was rude.” I told him. “I just wanted to ask what drove you into this rage, and you go and try to turn me into the headless horseman.”

“So! You are a monster as well!” The knight yelled.

“Actually I prefer the term ‘abomination’ as monster typically refers to the many different kinds of succubi nowadays.”

“It matters not what you call yourself! I shall strike you down!” Said sir-shouts-a-lot.

“Before you do so, could somebody take this lady to a healer?” I asked. Thankfully a young couple step forward to get the Unagi some medical attention. “Alright, now you can hit me all you want.”

Several minutes later he passes out from exhaustion due to me just sewing myself back together whenever he cut a body part off. I then ensure that he is taken to the healer as well with several guards posted around him for everyone’s safety before deciding to leave.