User blog:Ore-samma/My Centaur (Squire) (Jousting)

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'' A Centaur Knight taking part on a Jousting Tournament (she doesn't need a Horse seeing as she's half Horse) who ends up falling for her hard working and diligent Squire. ''

A quick one, very easy to write.

I am not that good at writing multipedal mamono, so I had to do something with it to finish it out!

Hope you like it!

Ever your Servant-

Ore-samma

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“Steady, milady! There you are!” My squire exclaimed as he helped me heft my jousting lance to prepare for the final round.

“Thank you, Jake!” I exhaled, steadying my lance as he stood on the stepstool to lower my vizor and quickly secured my banner to my back.

“Be cautious milady, Ser Davos leans in right when his horse is a half pace away, this will offset your lance strike; aim lower than you might need.”

“Hmmm, but wouldn’t Davos be aware of his tactics? What if he keeps his stance?”

Jake smiled, “Then twist your wrist, and your lance will travel up and not to the side. Good luck, milady!” He said, and added a small peck on the side of the visor.



I felt my cheeks grow a little warm and was glad the visor was down. I quickly took my place and readied myself.

“Finally done whispering your sweet-nothings to your scamp of a squire?” Ser Davos called out.

“You have a lot of bluster, for a knight.” I growled, “Perhaps we can finish our match after your afternoon tea with the other ladies at court?”

The horn sounded and I bounded forward; I was going to make him pay for insulting my Jake!

Wait a second- did I just think of him as ‘’my Jake?’’

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(later)

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“My lady? Annah? Are you okay? Open your eyes!”

I moaned and felt a horrible pain in my chest and side.

“Wh-what happened?” I moaned. I tried to move but my right arm was bandaged to my body.

“Ser Davos used an illegal maneuver. He used his lance in between your legs and caused you to crash sideways into the divider.” Jake muttered. “You are the Realm’s Champion.”

“Thank you, Jake.” I muttered, opening my eyes at last and looking at him as he continued to bandage my side. “Ugh! I’m so uncomfortable! My legs hurt, my back hurts, my other back hurts, my ribs hurt, and my other ribs hurt, and my arm hurts!”

Jake grinned and gave a slight shake to his head. “For sure. But you will recover in good time. Unless you’d like me to purchase a healing potion?”

I shook my head. “Such an expense is not necessary.” I tried to get up and cried out. The pain from both of my backs shocked my body as did the pain from both sets of ribs...my legs….oh!

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“I hope I am not interrupting?” A voice called from my tent entrance.

Jake immediately stood and had his hand on his sword. “Identify yourself!”

“Easy lad, I am Vycrest. I am one of Ser Annah’s patrons.”

“Yes, let him in.” I said, almost out of breath from the pain.

Jake opened the tent flap and stood aside.

“Lady Annah, how are you feeling?”

“I am wounded, but I shall mend just fine.” I said, keeping a brave face and trying to hide my agony.

“So noted. Well, I would like to present you a gift.” He held out a potion bottle. “I’m afraid it isn’t a healing potion, they are a bit pricey these days. But- it is a first-class transformation potion.” He set it on the table. “I thought it would help with the pain if you had only one set of damaged anatomy.”

“Hmmm, yes! Please!” I gasped, reaching for the bottle with my undamaged arm.

“Thank you for such a performance, my Lady Annah! I had a considerable wager on your victory!” Vycrest said with a sweeping bow and handed Jake the potion.

“Please, Jake!” I breathed. “It would be wonderful to not have to hurt in so many places at the same time!”

“By your command, my lady!” Jake said with a soft grin and nod. He deftly opened the potion and helped it to my lips as the golden liquid that tasted like a watered down honey slid over my tongue and down my throat.

I coughed as the rush of magic frothed and rippled through my body and looked up at Jake. “Well? Did it work?”

Jake smiled and kneeled over and-

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“EEEK!” I cried out as I felt myself being picked up like it was nothing. I instinctively held on to Jake’s neck and cringed into his body as my body spasmed with pain from my still sore back and ribs and legs.

“Easy my Lady.” Jake hushed. “It will take some getting used to, but for now- I think I can place you in my- *ahem* to place you in a soft bed so you can rest your wounds.”

Something caught my eye- “Jake! Wait!” I cried out.

“My Lady?”

“Stand there! Over there!” I pointed.

He moved in front of my mirror and I stared at my new form, now in Jake's arms and felt my face burn.

So this is the legendary “princess carry” I thought to myself. I always wondered what it was like to be picked up like a bipedal mamono. They always seemed to be so thrilled to be carried by their sweethearts, and….and...well…..

“Th-thank you Jake, I think I can finally relax enough to rest a bit.” I muttered.

“Of course my lady.” Jake breathed, his face also a little pink.

“And Jake, please stop calling me ‘my lady’.” I murmured.

“You know I cannot break the squire code. After all, I want to be a knight too.” He said, looking me fully in the eyes, his smile a little diminished.

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I was about to say something back when he rested me on his soft bed. But as he rose, I held on tighter to his neck.

“Jake? Where are you going to sleep? This is your bed, after all!”

Jake’s face grew tomato red and he coughed. “Well- I mean….”

I shook my head. “Nuh-uh! You’re gonna sleep with me...uh...with...well, in the same bed with me...well, you know...” I stammered.

Jake tried to straighten again, protesting, but I held on and he stumbled over the bed falling into my body.

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I quickly moved my face just enough to-

“My lady! We mustn’t!” Jake cried out when our first kiss broke.

I felt my whole body throb, combatting the pain in my back and ribs as I lifted my two legs and wrapped them around his body and forced him on top of me.

“Jake, my handsome squire! I command you to take responsibility, and lay with me as my husband!” I moaned.

Jake kept his eyes on me for a full ten seconds, and I saw his pale blue eyes soften with a smile. He nodded and kissed my neck- making me whinny and nicker just ever so slightly as he moved from my neck and nibbled on my ear.

“I am sworn to serve you, Annah.” He whispered inbetween his delicious nibbles. “Now I am sworn to love you.”

I cried out as our flesh merged together, as he took my virginity and I his.

Our frenzied lovemaking continued into the night of the end-of-summer festival.

I snuggled into his arms, the pain in my body now much lessened. I nibbled on his ear and sighed.

“You know, I think I will have to thank Ser Davos for the idea of whispering sweet nothings in your ear.”