User blog:ExdeathsBagel/Spades and Shovels (WWYD by Flamebiplane)

WWYD by Flamebiplane: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:672309

“It feels like its been half an hour, where could he be?” I ask my friend as we on the grass next to the dirt road path. My friend, Robert, or Rob as we call him, simply shrugs.

We had no idea where our friend, Gary, went after going over the hill to scout ahead. Though if the nature of this world is anything to go by, he could’ve vanished. This place, if the occasional crude scribblings on signs was anything to go by, was called Wonderland, and if the inhabitants seemingly phasing in and out of existence were anything to go by, people can seemingly vanish without a trace.

Seeing people vanish right before our eyes, mostly in the act of kissing, or in one case, having sex, scared the shit out of us, and we all agreed to find a way out as soon as possible. We stuck to the strange forest we initially found ourselves in, how we got here was mostly a mystery. All I recall was going to sleep for the night inmy house and finding them next to me in the forest, as I was the first to awake.

Once we exited the forest, we came across a dirt road with one end leading to a town far off in the distance and another to a hill. Calling Gary was impossible, any ‘modern equipment’ such as phones, watches, even our wallets were no longer on us.

As I got sick of waiting and stood up to go to the hill we began to hear the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps and our hearts stopped. From what little we saw of the vanishing people in the forest, we knew most weren’t human. Humanoid certainly, most of the being we came across had the appearance of a woman, a well-endowed woman, and a monster. Some had talons and large pink wings, others had large legs and rabbit like ears, while others seemed to be wearing green colored mushrooms. I swear during our wandering I saw a cat-like woman watching us, yet disappearing on a whim whenever I motioned my friends to her location.

Yet the women did not scare us nearly as much as the men if they could be called that. Despite looking like men they had bluish skin and horns, some even had wings and tails. Whether vanishing through kissing or copulation the men were animals. They did not kiss so much as rather they ravenously sucked at their partners faces, and not copulate so much at rather they madly thrusted their bodies together as if they wished to fuse. It chilled us to the bone, and that was what truly encouraged us to flee this seemingly God forsaken world.

Fortunately, the footsteps that frightened us so were of Gary, seeing him sprint to us brought a sense of ease to our situation. It was only when we asked ourselves why was he sprinting did our tension return. As he ran passed us, not stopping for a moment, he only uttered a single word amidst his rapid breathing.

“Run!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">While Rob smartly decide to follow his lead and broke off in a sprint, I foolishly decided to wait, curious as to what Gary was fleeing from. I regretted that almost instantly.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">We assumed we were somehow transported into this world as we slept, because when we awoke, the sun was just rising as we exited the forest. The sun, which was rising over the hill Gary came running from, was now eclipsed by a seemingly never ending stream of women dressed in white and red outfits and armed with shovels. And they were approaching rapidly, screaming out some sort of battle cry.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">As I turned and ran to my friends towards the town in the distance I could barely see them, despite promising to stay together separation was now inevitable but I doubt any of us cared. Running at speeds faster than I thought possible the distance to the town was closed in what felt like a minute. Despite it going by in a blur, the town, bright colors aside, seemed like any other town. From what residence I could make out they either stared in what looked like awe or laughed at me, my friends long since vanished in this place’s seemingly never ending architecture.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">My legs were beginning to feel heavy and my lungs were beginning to ache, I realized I had been stupidly running straight this whole time, the army of women probably never losing sight of me, and only then decided to make a right down an alley. I hoped it would’ve continued elsewhere, maybe even provide a place to hide.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Much to my dismay, it was simply a dead end. What sort of madman would make a dead end in a town whose many twist and turns I blurred past? Before I could even turn around to face my pursuers, a hand shot through the wall and pulled me in. I close my eyes and brace for impact, only to feel nothing for a few second. Noting the sudden silence with the expectation of my pounding heart, I open my eyes to find myself in a lit room.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The room was small, and it its center stood a small table and two chairs on each end of the table. On one chair sat a women with a mushroom like hat, much like the one I saw in the forest. Though while that one wore green from what I could see of her, this one wore blue, had long black hair, and pale skin. She also wasn’t vanishing, in fact, she waited a few moments for me to catch my breath before speaking.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“You seem out of breath,” her voice was calm, seemingly unfazed by the chaos outside, “would you like some tea?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">She quietly poured a cup while waiting for me to take in my situation. I was surprised by the first thing that came out my mouth.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Sorry, I don’t like tea.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">She chuckled, “That’s fine; it seems to be an acquired taste anyway. I’ll pour you some water then, have a seat in the meantime.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I did as was told, despite escape still on my mind, my legs were desperate for some relief. As I sat, she handed me another teacup, this one with water. Yet I did not drink it, still weary of this world.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">She simply stared at me for a moment, her calm expression remained and should have been eerie, yet if anything I felt at peace. “You smell of sweat.” She remarked.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Her bluntness, despite it coming out in a rather kind tone, still took me off guard. “Uh, sorry, I was running for a while.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Oh no, it was not meant as an insult. It’s rather arousing in fact. I wouldn’t mind taking you to bathroom and washing you off in fact.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">This time I wasn’t so much taken off guard as I was at a loss for words at this being’s crudeness, even more so that she remained rather calm and elegant, as if what she said was but part of a casual conversation.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“You aren’t from around here, aren’t you?” She asked, taking notice of my shock. I simply shook my head. “Well, can I have your name?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Thomas.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Well, Thomas,” She began, “I am Rosalina, a Mad Hatter, and this place is call Wonderland. If you come from the waking world than this place must certainly be quite a shock.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Yeah. People just vanish from time to time, are they just waking up?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">She laughs, “Vanish is a funny way to put it. Kissing or sex is simply the preferred method of transportation. For example, if we were to kiss we could travel to the marketplace outside, but,” she slowly leans forward and unbuttons the top on her shirt, “if I were to remove your pants and ride you to kingdom come we could travel as far as the Queen’s castle.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">She suddenly leans back and buttons her shirt back up, “Granted we wouldn’t want to do that, despite being a fun method of transportation, it’s still random where we’d end up. A titillating romp could send to the castle or to a lake elsewhere. But doesn’t the randomness of life make things more enjoyable?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“I don’t know about that, I’d much rather plans things out. But if there’s anything I’ve come to realize in the time I’ve been alive, it’s that plans almost never come to fruition.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Exactly, just as how it’s that dastardly Queen’s plan to take you for herself.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Excuse me?” I ask.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Oh, right. The real reason you don’t want to just vanish around willy-nilly. You see, it’s the Queen’s birthday, and on each birthday, she demands a new man to be added to her harem. Unfortunately, all the men are married under her and have become Incubi. You might’ve seen a few men, those are the lucky ones that haven’t been married to her yet.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“That’s what those animals were?” I ask, vividly remembering the savageness of those things in men’s shapes in the forest.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">For once, Rosalina’s calm smile vanished into an expression of disgust, “Animals? Quite an apt way to describe them, they disgust even me, but yes, that’s the fate of men who become a part of the Queen’s harem. Though normally Inubi tend to be that wild only during intimacy, the Queen’s ones are almost constantly animalistic. I assume that’s why you’re here, no one is sent to Wonderland without reason. From the wishes of lonely maidens to the demands of the Queen herself, every man has a place here.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I thought to myself as to what mine was, praying that it wasn’t to be part of the Queen’s harem. Looking up at Rosalina, I noticed that while her calm expression returned, a deep blush formed over her face, and her eyes, once locked onto me like a hawk’s, would now dart away whenever they locked onto to me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Before I could ask what was wrong a sudden banging caused me to nearly jump out of my skin. It was coming from the wall behind me, the one I had entered through. Turning to face it, I was suddenly bound to the chair.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Before I could say anything, Rosalina spoke, “I need you to trust me, Thomas. Fear not, I have a plan to set you and your friends free.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I suddenly remembered my friends, and while I was worried they could’ve been captured and turned into animals in the Queen’s harem, a question dominated my mind. “How do you know about my friends?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">My answer came with a sudden crash from the wall, its brick and mortar structure came tumbling down. Rosalina quickly gagged me with a cloth. As the dust cleared, a large woman step through, her size the only thing separating her from the other identical women behind. Judging from her red and white outfit, she was the leader of these women.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The large shovel she wielded was pointed at me, “Good work, Rosalina! Capturing the final man must’ve been no easy feat! The Queen might be pleased with you!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Oh I certainly hope so, I long to be welcomed back into her glorious castle. May I accompany you and the prisoner to her headquarters?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Of course! Hell, she might even invite you to stay and watch her transforming him given your prowess, after all, the other men we’re no easy catch either!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“That would be delightful, I adore Inucbi and the pleasure they bring to our kind!” Rosalina gave me a quick wink.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Now, now Rosalina, don’t get ahead of yourself. The Queen might let you see the transformation, not let you test the goods, but enough chit chat,” The large woman lifted me and the chair effortlessly, “Come Trumparts, to the Queens domain!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The army, with the large woman in the front moved with surprising speed, Rosalina close to the woman’s side, occasionally glancing up at me with her same calm smile. From our brief time on the town, the townsfolk, who were shepherded to the sides of the street, looked at me with awe. The Incubi and men were giving me the thumbs up and the monster women were talking to each other in hush tones with blushes spread across their faces.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">As we crossed the hill where our journey began I realized that over the hill was a large red and white castle, the Queen’s castle from what I assumed. By the time we got there, I assumed it was around noon judging from the sun’s position.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The interior of the castle was seemingly larger on the inside than out, if that as even possible, though with the madness of this world, who’s to say there is any limit to possibilities? Once in what I assumed was the main hall a blindfold was placed over my eyes. I doubted it was to prevent my escape, I knew that would be impossible. As I said, the interior was bigger on the inside then out, but it was more than that.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">From my brief glimpse I saw not only numerous hallways and staircases, but many of which were non Euclidian in nature. And the guest, my God the guest, most were in the throes of ecstasy and teleporting from place to place in the castle. My blindfold was not to prevent my escape so much as it was to prevent the loss of my sanity. If Wonderland was a world of madness the Queen’s castle was a land of Eldritch horror if what awaited me was to turn into a sex crazed abomination in castle that perverted space itself!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">After what felt like hours but was probably only a few minutes, I was gently set down and my blindfold and gag were removed. The first person I looked for was Rosalina, but I could not see her on my left or right. Slowly gazing forward, I saw a throne, and on that throne was a child. Or what I assumed was a child. She had short blonde hair and a light blue dress. She looked at me with a lustful smile no child should know how to make.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“You must be the last man. You were very hard to find you know that?” She said, her voice, despite the childish tone, had an air of maturity that made her seem older than she appeared. It was also an air of authority and of intimidation.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">After a few moments of gathering my courage, I asked her, “Where are my friends?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Almost instantly I felt a hand slap the back of my head, “How dare you!” The large woman in charge of the other Trumparts yelled, “You stand before the Queen of Hearts! Show some-”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">She was suddenly cut off as she began to make a gaging sound. I turned my head and saw she was clawing at her throat and being lifted up by some invisible force. I turned back to the throne and saw the Queen with a single hand raised in a grasping motion. Her lustful smile was replaced with a look of rage.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Hands off, Hilda.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“My Queen, please, forgive-” Hilda strained through gasps

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“No! No forgiveness! I waited all day for you to bring me the men I summoned and you have the audacity to rough up this one too?!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The Queen suddenly shot her gaze to me, and while it seemed to return to a lustful smile, she tilted her head to look behind me and once again her face contorted with rage.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“You?!” The Queen flung her hand to her right and Hilda went that direction, smashing into the wall and coughing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Suddenly stepping out from behind me was Rosalina, “Greeting, my liege.” She said as she kneeled.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“I’m not your liege you ivory skin snake! This is my birthday and you’re not invited! In fact, last time I checked you were banished from my presence for ruining my last party!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“How was I supposed to know you and the rest of your guest wouldn’t take kindly to an anaphrodisiac spiked punch?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Why would we?! What birthday party doesn’t end with a castle wide orgy?! Answer me: what are you doing here?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“She was the one who captured the man, my Queen. When we broke into her home, she had him tied and gagged to a chair.” Hilda spoke, still on the floor and in pain.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Hilda,” The Queen began, her voice was calm but her expression was dark. Suddenly Hilda was hoisted back up and clawing at her throat, “You couldn’t capture the last man? Not only that, but you allowed Rosalina of all people to do so? You’ve ruined my party.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“My Queen, please…” Hilda said weakly.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Fear not Hilda, you won’t be banished.” Hilda seemed to relax if only slightly, “You shall be killed!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">With a flick of her wrist to her left, Hilda was sent flying to the stain glass window on the Queen’s left. I braced myself for the shattering of glass, but as Hilda connected, she seemed to stick to the glass before slowly sliding down it. I noticed the glass seemed to melt slightly.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Before I could question what happened, the Queen shouted at Rosalina, “You bitch! Did you just turn the stain glass into syrup again?!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Of course.” Rosalina suddenly pulled out a tea cup and had it float to the stain glass syrup. Scooping out a piece of it, she led it back and took a sip, “Syrup goes great with tea.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The Queen was fuming in her throne, looking like a child about to throw a temper, “You know,” Rosalina began, “If you’re angry at me, why not just take it out on me? No need to use your guards a personal stress toy.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The Queen suddenly calmed down, “Yes, that’s a good point.” She suddenly developed a malicious expression, “But you aren’t the type of toy I want to destroy physically, that’d be too easy. You’re the type I want destroy mentally.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Trumparts!” The Trumparts stiffened, “Take Hilda to the recovery room and go tend to our guest! Tell them the festivities will begin soon. In fact, tell them Rosalia here will be the star contender for tonight’s game: How Many Dicks.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">As soon as the Trumparts quickly scrapped Hilda off the stain glass syrup they dragged her out at breakneck speed. Now it was just me, Rosalina, and the Queen.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Stepping off her throne, she approached me with a calm, but lustful look. I tried to hide my fear, but she could see right through me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Don’t be afraid sweetie. I won’t hurt you, I’m taking you away from this horrible woman in fact. Trust me, Rosalina is not only a horrible lay, but a huge bitch.” She cupped my face in her hands, “Oh, and I haven’t forgotten your question, your friends are in my chambers. I wanted to wait until you were all here to take all three of you at once! Then you’ll become Incubi and be endowed in pleasure for all eternity!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“I’m afraid he doesn’t seem to like Incubi, in fact, the first thing he called them was animals.” Rosalina said.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The Queen shot her a hateful look, before turning back to me with a kind expression, “I don’t know what lies she’d filled your head with, but being an Incubus isn’t bad at all. I know they may look aggressive when they’re with their partners, but trust me, that’s just love. Don’t you care about love?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“I think he’d rather express love in his own way than just animalistic sex.” Rosalina said.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Shut your mouth! Stop speaking for him and let’s hear what he has to say. Well, what do you think about becoming an Incubus, uh…”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“His name’s Thomas.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">While the Queen looked like she was about to strangle Rosalina, I couldn’t find the courage to speak.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“It looks like he’s afraid of you, just like every other man before you turn them into-”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Rosalina suddenly gagged and reached to her throat. The Queen was trying to choke her like she did to Hilda, but seemed to have a lot more trouble.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Come now, let’s not be so hasty.” Rosalina said, despite the rasping in her throat, she still maintained a calm tone that honestly came off as rather chilling, “Look, I get you’re the type that view men as objects,” The Queens invisible grip seem to tighten, “So how about we settle this with a game?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">With a snap of her fingers, a table with chess pieces appeared in front of me, causing the Queen to release her grip. “We’ll settle this with a game of chess, whoever wins gets to keep Thomas and his friends. By the way do you know their names? Its Gary and Rob I believe.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The Queen wasn’t listening, and instead observed the chess pieces. The king was me, the queen was Rosalina, the rooks were the castle, the knights were Trumparts, the bishops were Hilda, and the pawns were the Queen.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Unamused, the Queen flipped the chess board over, “You always fancy yourself as some sort of master planner! Think you’re constantly one step ahead of everyone else?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“I prefer to think of myself as a master baiter.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Enough! You know something Rosalina? You aren’t as cunning as you think you are,” the Queen suddenly pulled out a small vial from her dress.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">As soon as her eyes met the red liquid within, Rosalina’s calm smile quickly faltered into a worried expression, “That’s-”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Demonic essence, yes. And not just of any demon, but an Inucbus. If a certain member is unwilling to become one,” the Queen’s slowly looked at me, a malicious smile on her face, “this will transform him into one in no time. It seems quite painful though if your friends are any indicator.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">My heart sank, “No,”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Yes, I got tired of waiting you see, and deciding to take them both at once, but you have some boring friends because they wouldn’t budge. Needless to say, after forcing this down their throats were they able to loosen up.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I was at a loss for words. I had let my friends down and now they become those ravenous creatures. The Queen tilted my head up to look at her.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“You know, if you just accept my offer and join my harem, you won’t have to go through that painful transformation. I’ll take you right here, right now and you experience will be a pleasurable one.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“No! You aren’t transforming him into one of those animals!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“My, my Rosalina, this is rare; you losing you’re cool?” The Queen laughed as she straddled me, “What is it you always say? ‘The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry’? Looks like you didn’t follow your own advice this time and decide to try and concoct some clever scheme to prevent this man from falling into my clutches. It’s a shame it didn’t work, you thought he was the one you wished for I presume?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Rosalina didn’t answer, she didn’t seem to even hear her. Clutching her mushroom cap she was simply staring at the floor and mumbling to herself, her eyes filled with panic. A sudden bang from across the room caused me to jump, much the Queen’s delight.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Oh don’t worry, that’s just your friends in my bedchambers upstairs.” She turned her head towards the stairs that I noticed were beside her throne. “They can smell Rosalina’s fear, normally an Incubi can’t detect such a scent, but mine find it delightful. It’s always a kick to set my Incubi loose on the guest, really livens up the party you know.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Far more pleasant to them however,” The Queen began to grind on me, “Is the scent all Incubi love: the scent of an aroused woman. It drives them wild, more so if the woman’s a maiden, now I’m not one but-”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“A maiden you say?” Rosalina suddenly spoke up and reached behind to pull out a teapot. Before the Queen could ask what she was doing, Rosalina chugged down the entire pot, some of the whitish liquid dribbling down her face. I noticed a sickeningly sweet, vanilla-like smell emanating from the pot.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">One she was finished, her face was a deep red, and I could easily see her nipples through her white shirt.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The Queen looked at her in shock, “Did you just chug an entire teapot of an aphrodisiac? Why?! Are you mad?!”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Yes.” Rosalina said with a huge grin on her face. The banging from upstairs became much louder, “Say, how reinforced is that door?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The Queen looked undeterred, “Reinforced enough to stop my entire harem from breaking out.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Really? Well looks like they’ll need to find another way out, and despite being animals, I’m sure they have some semblance of intelligence left.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">The banging on the door suddenly stopped, shortly followed by banging directly above where Rosalina is. She laughed as she moved and the banging followed her, cracks were beginning to form in the ceiling.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Rosalina suddenly moved forward and pulled the Queen off me. Holding her down despite the Queen’s squirms she looked up word with a grin as the ceiling cracked further. With a sudden crash the ceiling broke open and naked Incubi rained from above. Rosalia dove out of the way as they piled onto the Queen. She suddenly rushed to me, gripped my shoulders, and kissed me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">In a flash we were somewhere else, though Rosalina was still kissing me, her tongue exploring my mouth. Since I was still tied to the chair, I couldn’t push her off, but fortunately she backed off after a few moments. We spent the next few seconds just staring into each other eyes, both of our faces beet red.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">After a few moments, I managed to speak. “Thank you for saving me.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Of course, now let me untie you.” She went behind me and undid her knots.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I got up and loosened my shoulders. Looking around, the room we were in seemed rather dark, with bags spread across shelfs that seemed to never end.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“This must be where the Royal storage,” Rosalina said, “A far way from the entrance of the castle I believe.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Then let’s find a way to get there before the Incubi get to us.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Rosalina laughed, “Oh don’t worry about them, they value the scent of their Queen above all else, even a mai-” She quickly stopped herself, “But you’re right, we need to find a way to get there, and there are two ways to do so.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Kissing and sex?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Yep, kissing won’t be reliable, it only works for short distance. But sex,” Rosalina put a hand on my chest, “works for long distance and all but guarantees we’ll be at the entrance. I kind of wish I kept you tied to the chair, it would’ve been fun to ride you like that.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Wait, is the castle so big that sex would only send us to the entrance of it?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Not quite, you see, the Queen erected a barrier around the castle. No matter or intimate you get, you can’t teleport inside the castle from the outside or vice versa.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Oh,” was all I could say.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“You sound rather defeated. What’s wrong, am I not attractive enough for you?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“No it’s not that, I quickly said, worried I offended her, “It’s just, I don’t…” I found it difficult to form words, fortunately she seemed to understand.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“I know, not exactly a romantic first time is it?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Yeah. Wait-it’s not just that-I mean it’s not that-I”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">Rosalina laughed, “It’s okay. I’m a virgin too, but if the Queen captures us, we’ll certainly be executed. I’ve screwed her over big this time and she can be rather fickle with her men.” She wraps her arms around me, “I want it to be special too, and you know what, this is pretty special. Who can say their first time was in a life or death scenario escaping the Queen’s castle?”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I laughed, “Yeah, but-”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“No buts, except for mine.” She said with a chuckle, “Look, in life, you need to play with the cards your dealt with, not worry complain about the ones our opponent has. We need to make the best of this opportunity and I think we’re doing pretty alright. The Queen is too busy taking a good 50 dicks and nobody know where we are, let alone that we escaped.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“You’re right, thanks. It’s just that, I miss my home. My friends and I originally planned to go home and now all this happened.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“I know, and you know what happens to the best laid plans. I don’t know if you’ll find a way home to be honest, but I want you to know I’ll be by your side to help adjust and live here if need be. You’re the man I wished for after all. Your place is by my side here in Wonderland. Now, let’s get intimate so we can leave and start our life together.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">As if on cue, a man vigorously taking a pink winged harpy appeared across from us in the throes of ecstasy.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Okay, maybe not like them.” Rosalina laughed before turning red, “Maybe we can be a bit more…gentle.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I won’t relay all the details, but it was hard to get intimate at first because each kiss would warp us elsewhere and I’d stop in a panic to make sure we weren’t in the Queen’s throne room. Eventually I got used to the warping and occasionally appearing next to another couple having a moment before we were able to finally get intimate.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">I could tell Rosalina didn’t want to stop as we warped into the main hall amidst the ongoing orgy, a part of me didn’t either, but I managed to break free of her grip and take her hand to run out of the castle.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">No sooner did we cross the moat did she tackle me to the ground and start riding me, this time, warping back into her house, onto of the table no less. Still on top of me, she snapped her fingers and the once broken wall was instantly repaired.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“That was lucky,” I say breathlessly.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">“Not quite, I set a spell in my house similar to the Queen’s.” Rosalina began as she started grinding on me, “Any man I have sex with ends up back at my house, and much like the Queen’s spell, we won’t be warped outside if we continue.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:107%;font-family: "TimesNewRoman",serif">She bent down and kissed me, “Now help me wear out this aphrodisiac.”