User:Milt Franklyn

'Red is a very emotionally and intense color. It enhances human metabolism, increases respiration rate, and raises blood pressure. It has a very high visibility, which is why stop signs, stop lights, and fire equipments are usually painted red. It also represents one third of California's gang population. Needless to say, please dress accordingly while visiting the Los Angeles area. Also, tuck your jewellry, and keep your hands inside your vehicle. Thank you! Enjoy it!'

''When I hear the warning bell chime, Milt Franklyn is there on time. Putting on ACME stash, In less than seven seconds flat. ''

''I'm always on the scene, (Milt Franklyn!) And my girls bright and clean, (Milt Franklyn!) You cannot ignore, I am the hero next door! ''

''Running down the plastic railroads, Greeting people that are close. Some girl could be censorship. So I must hurry, Milt Franklyn. ''

''I'm always on the scene, (Milt Franklyn!) And my girls bright and clean, (Milt Franklyn!) You cannot ignore, I am the hero next door!''