Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-26517142-20160815160935/@comment-27013478-20160815202101

'The problem was, their nightmarish vibe scared locals senseless. Compared to actual Kobolds, they are as feral and untamed as Hellhounds. But even Hellhounds fail to match the sickening smiles a Chagrin can deliver.'

When you try to spread Joy and fail. Sounds like sad version of Christmas. Hellhounds don't match the grins... So, a Grin battle between a Cheshire and  Chagrin, who shall out'shiteating grin' the other?

'Chagrins have the feared hues of Ozian ilk - black, with red underlining. Their coarse fur runs all over their bodies in an exploded array, giving them the look of a Siberian Husky.'

Looks cool, and fluffy. 10/10 Would hug.

' These Kobold species have perfect pearly -white canines that they love to show through their wicked grins. In fact, the term of having a 'killer smile' suits them well since their constant leering can place fear in the hearts of unwary individuals.'

Perfect white canines. Sheesh, talk about making the dentist proud. Killer smile can place fear in the hearts... Yeah, I'm out. I'm rather lacking in the heart departement. And in the fear placement departement.

' It's not that they love to do such smiling - this is the only expression they can paint on themselves. '

So, for Halloween, they paint a frown on their face with a neon like substance. That's good to know.

'They have an obnoxious habit of stalking other beings, preferably human men, as quiet as possible.'

Cue the Alien Isolation Music

'When a person attempts to search for her, he finds no one. A Chagrin's fur blends so well in the dark, it renders them invisible. ' Reminds me of the white knight. No bitches, invisible during snowstorms. Just in reverse. A bitch, invisible in darkness.

'The person they stalk would soon feel the smile boring into them, to the point of being driven mad.'

When you feel someone's smile bore through, tell them to wipe that shit eating grin off their face, it won't make them look any prettier. Quite the contrary.

'They would ravish a man altogether, tainting his mind with a lewd smile on his lips.'

Eternal Poker face activate

'A message is unconsciously placed on their victim's minds before they disappear - "Spread the Word." '

K, note to self, don't spread words, it's not nice to talk behind people's backs.

'The Word is an infectious contagion of a spell, fueled by DE.'

Sheesh, at least name it something interesting, The Word just sounds like a cheesy pop band from the 90s.

'The man will have no say to this regard. In fact, the Chagrin will ask for his complete sexual obedience, and since the man is enslaved by her smile, he will not complain. '

>Complaining Who needs to complain when you can annoy her for the rest of your living days? She's like a gold mine of being triggered, oh, the memes. Her reactions will be glorious...sorry, that last one was the shitposter talking.

At any rate, this was a nice addition. It was quite to my liking. Keep up the good work m8 and Spread the Word. He He He...