Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28840227-20161015110149

Eli Sage never did ask for much in life. All he wanted was a decent paying job, a nice little house, maybe even a mamano that wasn't too...violent on him, maybe a kikimora, as his wife. Y'know, the good life. Unfortunately for our sarcastic protagonist, his mother has had to transfer from one city to the next due to her job, and of course it'd be Mamano City.

Which of course means transferring to Mamano High. Oh dear...

Will our protagonist manage to survive the rigors of high school while also keeping his sanity (and virginity) intact? Only one way to find out kids!

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Eli to say the least, was not thrilled with this propostion. He never asked to move here, he never wanted to be one of the few humans at Mamano High. All he wanted was an easy going life, full with terrible puns and perhaps kikimora snuggles. That life was wayyyy out of his league now, as according to online news sites, Kikimoras were not attending this school AT ALL.

On top of that...there was also...her...

Sometimes Eli still looked over his shoulder just to make sure that crazy bitch wasn't there. Would she be following him from city to city, all to pester him into marriage? Hopefully she wasn't that insane.

Whatever the case, he began to gather his things as his Jinko mother pulled into the front of Mamano High. Time to sink or swim, he supposed. He turned to his Jinkoized mother. "Right then...see you roughly at 2:30 PM mom." 