Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-99.184.74.157-20190530033919/@comment-38918789-20190531031111

I looked up. The sky was blue. This isn't Hell. I looked around, but I saw nothing remotely reminiscent of home. I noticed a shrine in the distance, which seemed like a decent place to find a return portal. Upon reaching the shrine, I saw a  large group of humans worshipping a 7 tailed woman. Thinking nothing of it, I continued onward. I could've swore I saw a portal in one of the locked rooms. I made my way there, only to be stopped by a spear wielding human, most likely a guard. "Back away, fiend! Her Radiance tasked me with keeping all intruders out of her chambers." Not wanting to deal with this, I slam him into a wall and punch the door inwards. The portal was just in front of me, then vanished. No 'poof' or anything, it just disappeared. As if on cue, more guards arrived, having heard me punch a door in half. I threw a fireball into thier ranks to scatter them and walked off. Of course, 'Her Radiance' was very much not happy. She decided the best punishment was to teleport me to the cave of a large group of Oni. One of them stumbles out, half-drunk. She mumbles something that I thought sounded a lot like "Wha? Who are you and what are you doing here? Also, why are you red?" I respond by saying "Someone kicked me through a portal. I can't find the portal to go back to Hell." She drags me inside the cave.

I wake up 2 hours later with a killer hangover on a very large boulder. It looks like the Oni moved thier party to Hell and can't find thier way back. And so, the cycle begins.