Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26187100-20150426121811/@comment-24849899-20150428030102

Then the president's inaugural address comes on...

President Obama: My fellow Americans, it has come to our great attention, that the recent and destructive invasion of the savage brutal inhuman demon army, has caused great mischief. Thousands upon thousands of US troops who served proudly died in battle in attempt to protect our freedom and our way of life as humans. However, in recent events, we not as Americans, but as humans alone, began to take back our world.

He takes a small pause...

President Obama: In recent events, Russia, China, Japan, and several other countries in South America and Africa has succesfully overthrown their corrupt demonic rule.

The crowd begins to cheer for a bit.

President Obama: And also-- (he turns to an Secret Service Agent who whispers in his ear for 5 minutes.) Uh, I'm sorry, more good news, we just got reports that the middle east, all of europe, Canada, and the baltics have successfully repeled the demonic assaults!

The crowd then goes wild!

Crowd: HUMANS!! HUMANS!! HUMANS!!

After a while they calm down...

President Obama: My fellow Amer-- Fellow lives and supporters of mankind, today we fight together along side, not as an American, Chinese, Canadian, Arabic, or European. No, we fight alongside as brothers and sisters of mankind!!

The crowd then goes crazy!

President Obama: Today is the day that WE will unite as one! Fellow lives and supporters of Mankind! Today is the day that we take this fight to the enemy!!

The crowd cheers on and on...

Crowd: MANKIND!! MANKIND!!! MANKIND!!

The TV then cuts off...

Slime: W-we lost Europe? And Canada, and even t-turkey? How so fast?