Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170202233657

TheMaskKeeper wrote: *sings* "Yo ho ho, a pirates life for me!" &lsquo;Yo hoe hoe, a pirate booty's life for me!&rsquo;

* puts on an absolutely scary yandere face* &lsquo;That's it. I'll be chaining you to my dungeon wall with the latest SPS-500 set of German locks and chains so that you don't go drinking with some hoes like ghouls, kejourous, or that slutty Twi'lek at your workplace. And why do you want a pirate's booty when you've got THIS perfect ass wiggling for you? Huh? Huh? HUH? *chops up all her clothes with scissors and a knife* Now I'll stay naked around the house so you don't have wet dreams about someone else, you JERK. Just you wait, I'll have you falling in love with me all over again and begging for a quick spank on my booty, which I won't grant you. You'll be made to do a lot just to look at me! *sniffs dramatically* I can't believe you enjoy pirate booties more than mine, I look better than Kim Kardashian or Honoka put together! Now I'll be giving you a lap dance for the next week without granting you any release, you mentally cheating unfaithful two-timing lazy boyfriend.&rsquo;