User blog comment:Doctor Ibrahim/Ask the Doc and his Family!/@comment-28530195-20160720181429/@comment-28358106-20160720184254

Me/Aurum/Aegis together: Nine/eleven/twelve...

(We all look at each other.  Aurum looks down, Aegis looks away, trying to whistle)

Me:  I counted nine by C4. (Silence.  I clear my throat and narrow my eyes.)   Anyone else have anything to contribute?

Aurum:  I...er...may have inadvertently hit I with my targeting magic.

Me:... Inadvertently...?

Aurum: Twice.

Aegis: Ferra bet me I couldn't hit it with a stone dropped from four hundred feet. She made me do it!

(Ferra's eyes widen and she looks away)

Me: We will discuss this later. Trust me.

All: Aawwwww...