Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35030131-20180319025559/@comment-34904368-20180319105451

I turned around to face the Red Oni who was whooping, slapping her bare thigh and losing her breath.

“You think this is funny, do ya?” I murmered, standing up. I motioned to the bartender, a buxom Kikimora.

“Pour me some ‘Magma’ and make it quick.” I said. Her eyes widened in shock.The laughing stopped.

“Uhh, last time you had that we ended up having to replace a wall-“

I cut her off. She sighed, and walked to the back, as a few people hurridly left the bar. She walked back with a safe, and opened it, the metal being as thick as my arm.

She took a small cup out, made of solid titanium, and poured just enough that one drop slid off the side, hissing on the wood. By now, several people had left, and a few common customers ducked behind some furniture.

I picked up the glass, and downed the entire thing.

The Red Oni just gave a throaty chuckle. “Watcha gonna do, hit me? I’ll even give’ja the first hit rrriiiiight on my chi-“

I just dived at her, reaching her before my cup even hit the ground, and dragged her to a back room.

The night was eventful, to put it at the bare minimum.