Talk:Red Oni/@comment-29435884-20170423085156

It's Friday night and you are a Red Oni. You've just finished a hard week's work as a brickie's labourer and you're in your local pub knocking back a few well earned cold ones. Have a quick scout looking for cute boys, only see some hipster dickhead drinking an over priced craft beer....wait a minute that's an Alp. Never fucking mind then.

Lots of single monsters out tonight and the crowd is getting more riled up about the lack of man-meat then they are over the shitty cover band royally fucking Cold Chisel. While you go to violently inform the singer about how you think she's not doing Jimmy Barnes justice, you bump into some Ogre bitch. Little horn gets up in your face and....did she just slag in your beer? Bitch just did! "I came here to fuck or fight" she says, while shaping up to you "And I don't see your husband!" What do ya do now?