User blog comment:Doctor Ibrahim/Ask the Doc and his Family!/@comment-27950421-20161205125414/@comment-27950421-20161206035352

The letter reads:

''I can only hope that this letter finds you without having dealt with too much of my fathers shenanigans. Doctor Ibrahim delivered the your letter in a quick and efficient manner, though something tells me that my father has not, so I would like to apologize if my reply had taken an over long time to reach you.''

''I too detest wasting time and effort on meaningless platitudes or politicing and I shall be completing my studies in the very near future, thus to help streamline relations between our two countries, I humbly accept your offer to take up an ambassadorial position between Whitemarch and the Reptile Kingdom. I do hope that we can work together to bring forth greater prosperity between our nations, and I also hope to minimize the damages that my father may cause to your domain be it by accident or in one of his pranks. I will have significant monetary compensation discreetly delivered to make amends for the damages my father had caused. His tendency to summon things in his sleep does tend to be quite troublesome when he goes elsewhere and I do apologize for his misbehavior.''

''I thank you for the opportunity you have given, both in furthering my career in the politics of my kingdom and in foatering a mutually beneficial relationship between our nations. My father has some form of summit planned during Christmas, both to celebrate the holiday and so that our nations and a number of others would be able to discuss our relations in greater detail. I understand that he plans on inviting you, your aid, and the Ibrahim family to it. We can discuss my Ambassadorial position in greater detail then.''

Sincerely yours,

Princess Freia of the Reptile Kingdom

''P.S. My father was also supposed to deliver some wine from his reserve. If he had failed to do so, please feel free to voice your displeasure with his failure.''

I cross my arms, "Let me guess... she spent half that letter talking bad about me didn't she..."