Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-38232361-20190419033302/@comment-38232361-20190420165159

"It didn't go so well. They said I was too heavy for the plane and chutes."

Gretchen, Martha and Obsidiosa

"Ok, Martha, care to tell everyone why we're here, why I'm tied up to the apparent death machine, and why Obsidiosa is dressed in a way that makes me unable to look at her without loosing all cognitive brain function?