Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27950421-20181121020711/@comment-27950421-20190108134458

The timid Hellhound, "Well it's just that... um... it's like... well I'm a Hellhound and we're known for being violent rapists and I'm afraid no one will like me... I just want a cute husband to protect... but how can I protect my husband if he's terrified of me?..." *sniffle*

Baphomet

Adjusts glasses, "Let's see here. It says that you were caught trying seduce a man three times your age, turned a woman into a seven year old girl without her consent and that you put several curses on an innocent holstaur for being, quote, "a titty monster"..."

Takes off glasses and looks pointedly at the Baphomet, "What do you have to say for yourself young lady?"