Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34251796-20180227125906/@comment-34078162-20180924230319

I whip around, and slash my Tribalman's shiv at the spy, who appeared to be a Black harpy. She blocks the swipe with her Your Eternal Reward. I throw a kick at her chest, making her stumble backwards. I take out my Fortified Compound, and aim at the spy.

Me: everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist, ya bloody piker!

The spy ducks under the arrow, but trips over her talons. When she gets up, I'm gone.

Spy: Well, THIS was a disappointment

She gets up, and goes to the battlements, disguised as a medic. Suddenly, I jump out from behind a corner, with a jar of yellow fluid.

Me: Heads up!

I throw the jar at the spy. Everything goes into slow motion

Spy: J-A-R-A-T-E-!-?

An enemy pyro jumps in front of the spy, and airblasts the jarate, sending it flying back at me.

Me: Pi**...

I'm splashed with my own jarate, and retreat. The spy thanks the pyro, and runs after me. I jump into the lake at the middle of the map, and swim into the enemy sewers. I see a RED soldier waiting for me

Me: The soldier is a spy!

I stab the soldier with my shiv, but it phases right through him

Soldier:... No

I sigh, and turn around. Right after I turn, I hear a stab, followed by a scream, I turn around, and Soldier is still there. He was screaming at a cockroach on the ground.

Me: okay mate

I walk over to the ammo crate to get some more arrows, I suddenly do 3 cartwheels to the left, take out my bow, jump into the air, aim upwards while spinning in mid air, and land facing the opposite direction of the soldier. I release the arrow, which chucks into the wall.

Soldier:... Not our finest moment...

Me:... (whispering) Pi** off...

I turn around, and slash the soldier with my shiv, he turns into the spy and falls backwards, her torso bleeding out. I make a break for it, while she goes to grab a health pack. Once the bleeding was healed, the spy rushes around the corner, when she then hears 3 words indicating her demise

Me: Stab stab stab...

I thrust an arrow straight through her head, watching as she fell to the ground. I take off my hat, and hold it to my chest

Me: Bit of the ol' chop chop

I hear a loud zapping sound behind me, and feel a sharp pain on the back of my head. I fall to the ground, unconscious.

Spy: oh, good... A concussion

The spy drags me back the the base.

Later...

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