Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28365753-20170509005352

A huge cavern spreads out underground and in the center lies a ring, a boxing ring. The stands that surround go on for half a mile and all of them are packed with people eagerly awaiting the upcoming spectacle. A man in a tuxedo steps onto the ring and the massive throng goes quiet.

“Ladies and gentlemen, mamono of all types welcome to tonight’s match. In the blue corner we have the queen of feathers and frying pans, the redeemer of the lazy and foe to devil bugs everywhere give it up for Mary!”

A well-endowed kikimora in a traditional maids dress walks up to the ring carrying a large cast iron frying pan. The crowd goes nuts cheering and whistling explode. It takes several minutes for the MC to calm everyone down.

“In the purple corner we have the unspeakable horror from another dimension that will still do your laundry. The master of providing everything her master needs from her own body, the lady whose real name we can’t even pronounce with our feeble tongues lest our brains bleed give it up for Xynth!”

A shoggoth slithers up to the ring her tentacles swirling beneath her. The eyes that appear and disappear beneath her skirt seem to hypnotize a few of the audience until their kikimora can slap them back to their senses.

A large chunk of the crowd, which mainly consists of shoggoth’s and their masters, start cheering. The rest of the crowd starts to boo. This goes back and forth for several minutes. It seems certain that a riot will break out when the MC runs his finger along the mike causing it to let out a horrendous squawk.

“Ladies and gentleman please behave. I would like to remind you that one of our main sponsors tonight is Lady Druella.”

A spotlight focuses on the special box illuminating Druella who give a happy little wave to the crowd.

“I would also like to remind you that the waver you signed when you bought your tickets clearly states that if you cause a ruckus you will be forced to take a special reeducation course with Lady Druella.” The crowd goes instantly silent.

“That’s what I thought.” The light fades from Druella, but not before her pouting disappointed face is revealed to the world.

“Now then if there are no more interruptions we can begin. At the count of three you ladies may start. 1, 2, 3 MAID FIGHT!” What happens next? 