Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-197.245.144.8-20151218192055/@comment-27550231-20160411043723

That's where the running comes in, If that doesn't work I have pouches filled with pocket sand, a concentrated wheresheep wool rag, and sea slime stingers. I'm always ready to protect my virginity! Though I could always just stay home and hide in the basement but that's not fun.