Talk:Sylph/@comment-26948680-20160323223839/@comment-26376061-20160323233942

"Kyoki?" My Cheshire Cat roommate teleports in, wearing her usual smirk...and she does a double take when she sees Brisa's massive mammaries. "AHAHAHAHAHA! What happened, you almost drown in Holstaur Milk or something? HAHA...Let me get a camera! I gotta record this!" And, as usual, my roommate teleports away, without helping. "Um...these aren't very aerodynamic...so I can't fly...and my legs are giving out...down I go..." I quickly move to catch her...WOW THOSE BREASTS ARE HEAVY. I struggle to carry her to the couch. "...how many cakes did you eat?" "Twelve."......I don't know how to respond to that level of stupidity. I mean, it makes sense, those mammaries have to be 150XXX AT LEAST, but, seriously, her sweet tooth ended up with her being almost buried in tits...wow..."Hey, I got the camera! Where's-HOLY SHIT SHE'S DROWNING IN BOOBS...what can I do to help? Want some cake?" Kyoki walks in, noticing the twin mountains peaking over the couch. "Don't even joke, you...YOU IDIOTIC WHORE! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE THAT I CAN BARELY MOVE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!" Kyoki's eye twitches, a sign that she's fucking PISSED. "...Damn it...I can't punch you without my hand being drawn into those...mountains on your chest." Kyoki mumbles, and I quickly run to get the cookies. I planned for Brisa to one day eat wonderland cakes in order to be taken seriously, and because of her sweet tooth, I also assumed she would eat too much. Let's see...12 cakes, so 12 cookies ought to fix this. I walk back into the living room, and Kyoki and I force feed Brisa. "Thank you, THOSE WERE HEAVY...hey, fuzzball," Kyoki's smirk actually fades upon hearing the "fuzzball" comment, and she turns towards her, scowling. "...so...we gonna rape him, or...?" I promptly get tackled by the two horny monsters.