Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-25799194-20141202174153/@comment-25799194-20141202203343

Thou hast no need to set these creatures upon me, sir, for I will assuredly give occasion to have fun. Even then, one could'st find occasion without giving. As such, I have recently found myself drawn to the incomparable beauty of the Zipangu Ninja Daemons, also called Kunoichi in the common tongue of that strange land.

Unfortunately, I do face such ill problems that no man should have to bare.

Not only am I attracted to thine Ninjitsu Mistresses, but also to the foxy masters of seduction, known as Inari in these oriental lands, but my heart is also given to the regal Wights of endless night.

And yet, my greatest woe of all, I am a monogamous man, therefore such things cause me pain all the more than the average man. Marry, if thou wouldst be so kind as to find which of these love me best, relieved I shall be at long last.