Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26852465-20160318050706/@comment-26852465-20160325013241

Halneas never took him for a married man.. neither did DM. As the portal opened, the two watched, rather slack-jawed.. as a construct of wood and metal arrived in his stead. Wait wait... did they say 4000 years? Godslaying..? The hell were they getting into, the two thought to each other. Deciding to take the initiative as Armstrong left.. DM spoke up.

''"So.. you know Armstrong pretty well, I take it." ''He dusted off his coat.. taking a deep breath. ''"Well, I'm certain you're having more queries than answers.. so allow me to place onto you some exposition." ''DM took a deep breath. It was story time.

''"So, some time ago.. a new Demon Lord rose to the throne.. and everything changed. Prior to her, the Monsters have all been bloodthirsty murderers, yes? Well... this new Demon Lord is a Succubus.. and so her will onto the Monsters caused everything to change." ''He glanced from side to side.. as if to make sure no one else was listening in.

''"So.. with a Succubus leading them, they've become.. not thirsty for blood, but for.. passionate intercourse. The monsters are all beautiful, debauched women, in our present day. It's like... an erotic novel, come to life, except it's far more traumatizing, because most of the time, it's... them being naughty, naughty rapists with little care for inhibition. Am I making enough sense..?" ''

"In... summary, Monsters of today care more about.. sex with humans than they do anything else.." Halneas recapped... since it was a rather lengthy explanation, anyway.