Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20161218141713/@comment-26492770-20161218184516

"Ah, I am real hungry at the moment," I say to myself. I tilt my head side to side, popping my neck, and crack my knuckles. I then charge full sprint at the chicken horde and leap into the air before raising my open right hand to the sky. Likewise, the horde of angry chicken jump at me and are ready to rip me apart. Suddenly, their furious expression changes into one of fear when they see a gigantic fireball form above me almost instantly. I let out a loud war cry and throw what was practically a miniature sun down upon the chickens. Upon impact, the fireball erupts into a massive pillar of fire that engulfs the entire horde.

When the mass of flames eventually dies down, all is quiet and the townsfolk are all wide-eyed. Even the chickens that were chasing the Hellhound had gone from rage to silent shock. As for the town, it's somehow still perfectly fine. Suddenly, it starts raining fried chicken. A satisfied smile forms on my face. I catch a piece and take a bite. "It's a little hot, but it's still pretty good." I teleport out for a second, and reappear with a bucket that I use to swiftly catch more fried chicken. Once the bucket's filled up, I casually walk away and head home.