Talk:Succubus/@comment-24872117-20150316141943/@comment-26219553-20150418225929

Pointing past the guy's shoulder, I yell "Look out, a diversion!". Snorting derisively, the guy ignores my warning and is about to insult my intelligence when he is, indeed, assaulted from behind by a member of the rare and vicious bird family known as "Des Verts Shuns", due to their distnctive green plumage and anti-social disposition.

The succubi proceed to use this opening to tackle him to the ground, scaring the bird off in the process. As one of them pins him down and the other wrestles with the zipper on his pants, the last one turns her attention to me and thanks me for distracting him. Deciding to keep quiet about the fact I was genuinely trying to save him from that feathery bastard behind him, I tell her it's on the house.

Seeming to (possibly deliberately) misread the context of my words, she assumes I am offering myself on the house and proceeds to make the most of my unintentional hospitality. Also, GODDAMN, my pelvis hurts.