Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180223164720/@comment-29325824-20180223202458

While I usually try to remain dignified and show sportsmanship in such cases, stupidity always tends to bring out my inner asshole. And this time was no different, as what was supposed to be a walk-in-the-park turned into an utter fustercluck as one of my teammates made a completely noob mistake.

Now, however, I'm forced to reconsider some of my life choices as I'm looking at a rather unnerving Lich. As I contemplate leaving the door locked, she tells me that if I don't open quickly, she'll blast it open and things will be sooooo much worse for me. So, deciding I have no choice but to follow through, I open the door and ask her how the hell she managed to find me so quick. She nonchalantly tells me asked her Gremlin roommate to track my IP, then she just teleported here.

Looking straight at me with the same thousand-yard stare Liches tend to have, she asks me if I'm going to fuck her up like I promised. Sighing in defeat, I agree and proceed to grab a second controller, only for her to interrupt me with a cough. I look around and see her taking off her clothes as it starts do dawn on me what I got myself into. I try to protest, but she snaps her fingers and I suddenly find my vocal cords failing me. She then pulls me towards my bed, and sits down before procuring a small flask.

She then gives me an ultimatum, if I don't immediatly proceed to man up and live up to my promise, she's going to shove the self-made concentrate of Raging Mushroom and numerous other aphrodisiacs down my throat, and post a video online of me under its effects. Considering I don't have a choice, and she's pretty hot for a dead chick, I not-so-reluctantly undress and proceed to lock lips.

Several days later, the Lich has moved in with me, we shared gaming experience, and became quite the skilled couple at multiplayer matches.