Talk:Centaur/@comment-26380985-20171127024736

You and your centaur companion, Selia, went to the bar to celebrate a job well done. You had to go out for a few minutes to sort things out with the bar owner; when you came back, Selia was nowhere to be found. You asked a few questions for a group at the bar you were talking to and they replied,

"That mare ... hic ... got drunk as if no ... hic ... tomorrow. Then one of the boys ... hic ... got bored and asked her ... hic ... her did not like any horse ... hic ... She said she did not know ... hic ... then went to the barn" (any grammatical errors were caused by the drink)

By the time he finished speaking a moan came from the barn, but it was not clear whether it was from a woman or a horse, maybe both.

What do you do?