Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-37629772-20190728101720/@comment-37629772-20200403102448

As the elevator car zoomed along the wall of the massive cavern that housed the entirety of the underworld in it, our old reliable Hatter was fiddling with what seemed to be some sort of steampunk tablet. He swiped through passed many an app, all of which seemed to be made by him. Many great highlights of the apps he created included the shroom room, deck of cards, tea time and white knight. He continued to disregard all these other applications until he landed on what appeared to be his own version of whatsapp or messenger, except it was cheekily named ChesterChat.

The app icon looked like the head of a purple stripped feline with light blue fur and what might possibly be the widest smile within the known universe. The cat also was looking down at a sterotypicalHe had obviously made this in honor of the well known memeber of the felidae family, the Chester Cat from the tale of Alice in wonderland.

He scrolled through his contacts, going past the many comedical contact names he gave the crew, such as 'short temper, long horns', 'spice & mint', 'Fake faces', 'bad breath scalie' but he then stop at 'Veggie boxerr'. This was obviously Louie. He texted a simple messenge to his long ear comrade, something along the lines of "We're back from the bank after we depensed some justice. Where are you guys at? You with the new guys?"

MEANWHILE

Alvaxun looked from the chosen's face and to the funbag random chance decided to make him grab, then back to him, then back to her boob. She just sort of had a surpised look on her face, and then a cheeky one once she releazised what just happened.

Suddenly she grabbed the ground and sort of pushed herself inbetween the chosen's legs. Once she wasn't bottoming, she got herself back on her feet, but not in the traditional sense. She sort of rose from the ground like somesort of zombie struck by lightening and brought back to life. Alvaxun turned around and smiled at him before saying "Don't pat yourself on the back too hard, this ain't the first time these puppies have been groped during a fight" as she gropped her "puppies".

With that, she went back to fighting the demon menace, completing disregarding about what had happened before hand.

MEANWHILE

"Trust me..." Vernatoth chimed in "The people of the Underworld don't need a what, why and how....They just need a common enemy to go against......That's why I chose this career path, to clear up misunderstandings." Although his intentions were pure, he stopped and realised that every client up till Roxy DID attempt to commit some form of sexual offence.

"Maybe I should;ve stuck to being a card dealer at black jack games...."

"Hmmm...Maybe..." Louie chimed in before a faint buzz sound was heard from his pocket. He pulled out the same type of device that the Hatter had and saw that he recieved a messenge from who would you know, the Mad Hatter. He typed in "Yep, we're with the new guys. Come to the courthouse tho! An aquitance of one of the newbies is in down shit with the royal hive."

"What?! Why?" M.H. Replied, to which he got a "False rape claims after some construction ants demolished her old home." "Damn, okay see you guys there."

Through the walking and texting, the group finally arrived at where the trial would be held. The building was clearly connected to the Royal Hive, with Hornet guards waiting at the doors and honey comb like marbel walls out the front. Many insect civilians were entering this place via the honey combs. Sort of just crawling into them as if they were typical insects.

"Guess this is it....." Theo said eyeing the buidling up and down. "Well......Let's go." Urru also expressed.

MEANWHILE.

Thankfully (Or un-thankfully depending on who's side you're on.) none of the HMEP members were in the truck, because as soon the truck containing rotting gang members crashed into the truck containing a now escaped lychanthrope, the equally poorly disguised HMEP Officer and soldiers rushed outside of the Doughnut shop's doors to see what happened, coffees and Doughnuts in hand.

"OH COME ON!!!" The officer yells, throwing his cap to the ground.

"You've got to be kidding me...." "We take one break, ONE!!!" "My coffee just got brewed...." The soldiers all whine in unison.......Before just straight up leaving the scene.....Not even asking there officer if they could, they just fucked off.

"He-HEY!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!" The officer yells out, watching as they left the scene. He then sadly looked at his doughtnut.......before just contuing to eat it, cheering up slightly as he said "Pretty good...."

Jack just sort of watched as his betraying rotten so-called 'family' piled out of the truck, injured and yelling at eachother.......well, mainly yelling at Derrick for abysmal driving skills and how he thought that the headless skeleton body was the full Bones Malone while he was rushing away.

"Soooo, uh-CAW!!!" Jack turned and around to face his jailer before immediately getting grabbed by the throat by Sgt. Rogers.

"Soooooo.....Where do you want me to put him?"