Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20190704110732/@comment-35836714-20190715174459

"I swear i have an explanation for it officer...."

"And that would be?" the demon officer asked pushing me futher.

"I was just on the road when some lunatic threw a sack of those into my open window, yes thats what happened" i answered way to hastily to be convincing.

"A lunatic? huh, threw a sack of condoms through your open window? while you were driving?" she asked sarcastically.

"Yes i swear, i threw them away a few stops back, but i seemed to have missed one."

"Thats a nice excuse you got there, however i have been following you since you drove by that motel and i haven't seen any lunatic or you stopping." the demon officer revealed.

I could only muster up a long "ääääää" in response.

"Sir please step out of the vehicle with your hands up" she said in a stern voice while opening the door carefully.

I had no other choice but to comply, i knew they would chatch me one of these days so i just hope my punishment will be reduced if i don't struggle. I stepped out of my car and put my hands in the air while the demon officer started to smile smugly.

"Now mister we both will drive to the station where i will wise you up to your rights and educate you on why those things are illegal." she said without trying to hide her childish giggling.

Then i was arrested and brought to the police station where officer Olivia listed all my rights, which for the most were not many, and then she "educated" me on my crime. To spare you the details she raped me until she deemed me "cured", but not everything went south that evening as Olivia had me sigh what she called an "innocent declaration" which she said would free me of all charges.

I am just glad i got out without any fines, but what made me suspicious was her broad smile while i signed her documents, well i guess she was just happy for me or something right?