Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170803150719/@comment-31401828-20170804162049

The president is on the beach and notices me on the phone with someone

President: Who are you talking to commander?

Me: Premier ofcourse!, he says you are f*cked unless we help out, so we will help if you become part of glorious socialst soviet union tovarishch :P

President:.. *sigh* to save my country i must end it?.

Me: Just, join us, it's not that difficult, sure there mey "strict policies" meant to "protect" the people but is all good, we have borscht and vodka so *nudge nudge*

President: If i must, ok we join.

Me: <(^O^)> OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH Welcome welcome to the team comrade, you have made good choice


 * picks upp phone*

Premier: Is it done Spazerz?

Me: Njet tovarishch.. it has only just begun, now it is time for us to command and conquer!

Both: Xaxaxaxaxaa

*Red dawn intensifies*