Talk:Werebat/@comment-5426290-20140803161938/@comment-25035274-20140804150150

I whisper to my buddy, "Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. It's bat countwy."

I then stand right beside him and yell out, "Heeeeeyyyyyyy yooooooooou guuuuuuuuuys!"

Lastly, I duck behind a boulder and watch my handiwork unfold.

It seems heartless, maybe, but c'mon. The guy DID break our only lantern. Ass.