Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-28970644-20170709003845

Well, I just made a parody to the song "Bushes of Love" by Bad Lip Reading

It is mainly about a Manticore, just because

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM

Here you go

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Scene: Think of the scene where Obi-wan give Luke his father's lightsaber 

''A young adult and an old man are sitting next to each other at a table. A kobold and a kikimora is also present, sitting across the two men. The younger man finishes admiring the finely-crafted blade and finally speaks.''

*Music commences

"How did my father disappear?"

*Lyrics Begin:

69 times, we fought that beast. Your old man and me. It had a spiky tail and bat wings, With a Lady's face too. -Aw, that's bad! And it was waiting in the bushes for us, Then it snatched away your poor dad. He was screaming something awful. In fact there was this huge mess, And I had to change the floors. -The floors? You see, his cum, it drained into the boards, And I had to change 'em. But we all got a Lion-Bat-Lady thing, Waiting for us.

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

-Yo, Never knew My dad He didn't Care about me. Plain horizon, Is all my antique-binoculars see. Holstaur-Farming All my life And not a drop spilt. My aunt and uncle, working tons, And sippin' fresh milk. My aunt and uncle, working tons, I'm sick of fresh milk.

But then a wacky hermit came and told me, -We all got a Lion-Bat-Lady thing, Waiting for us.

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Her tail can fire spines like a shower. In a fight (Fight, fight, fight, fight) Yeah, she can use her tail to rape you for a long time, A long time. -I think I can take her on I've got her picture in my busted wagon. -What else was she doin'. Yeah, She probably loves to Hanky pank. (She probably loves to Hanky pank.) That's what I said. *hmmm*

[waiting for us]

I used to ride, Across the plaines. You know, I used to glide, On my steed, and. I pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no.

[waiting for us]

I used to ride, Across the plaines. You know, I used to glide, On my steed, and. I pray that I don't find any more, -Missing posters by the door.

69 times, yeah it was 69 times. And now it might be waiting for you. Could be hiding behind that giant hill. -There's just a holstaur.

I know you really want someone to hold you, But we all got a Lion-Bat-Lady thing, Waiting for us.

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

[waiting for us]

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

I used to ride, Across the plaines. You know, I used to glide, On my steed, and. I pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no.

[waiting for us]

I used to ride, Across the plaines. You know, I used to glide, On my steed, and. I pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no.

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I hope you enjoyed it   