Talk:Alp/@comment-30071669-20160927014159/@comment-24026095-20170215001743

&lsquo;Beware of your father though, he might be more inclined to slap your bum from time to time to tease you. =P&rsquo;

I don't know whether that would be exciting or weird or creepy. o.O

KlausShultz hints at some sort of bromance in one of his stories, but now if that actually happened ... uhhhh, IDK what to think. Your own daddy goosing you every afternoon while mommy is out shopping and wanting to &lsquo;play&rsquo;? -_-