Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29435884-20180505060445/@comment-30700719-20180505165812

Hmm. Nukes feel like cheating for number 1, number 2 is a little too uncertain, so I guess it's time to rebuild the world.

First plan: spend about a millenia or so of collecting comets, meteors, big chunks of rock in space and squeezing them all into some semblance of a planetoid. Make that thousands of millenia, so scratch that plan.

Plan The Second: Brute military force Yeah, let's not go into Plan The Second.

Operation; Vitamin C: Through the use of a genetically-engineered parasite (like the Neurax Worm) that can control/influence minds. The eggs can be dispersed rather easily, and then it's just waiting and praying the parasite hasn't mutated unfashionably.

In short, three plans, one takes too long, one is basically reenacting 1939-1943, and one is basically playing biological roulette.