Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35427643-20180702043323/@comment-33398500-20180704064445

You know, I was REALLY hoping this might actually work out for once...

I had simply gone out, and had gotten hit by a truck. This turned out to be only the START of a messed-up... would it even  count as a day at that point? I was fairly certain the afterlife existed outside of the normal flow of time, so perhaps, perhaps not... perhaps I ended up in this next form merely a moment after being killed in my previous one...

Either way, now standing in a section of woodlands after that god decided to simply inject me into what seemed like the start of an RPG, including my starting items of a simple sword, junk armour, and a jewel that I was supposed to sell at this point, I wondered what exactly I should do. I was apparently supposed to do something and prove myself some manner of hero.

However, this was as far as I got in my own thoughts, as the bushes nearby rustled, and out emerged something I hadn’t been expecting: a woman with wings, furry limbs and some manner of spiked tail... I believe they were called manticores.

“Ooooo, lookie what I found~” she started as soon as she noticed me, tail waving in the air excitedly as she advanced on me “Some fresh meat, it looks like~” licking her lips... did she intend to eat me!?

“Oh, crap...” I started, now turning on my heel and sprinting in the opposite direction. Hearing her take off in hot pursuit, I could only think of what I could do. I hadn’t even managed to put on the armour yet, and this sword would be worse than useless to me fighting something like that, as I hadn’t actually had any kind of proper training or real skills in combat.

“Oooo, don’t be scared, just let me catch yoooou~” she called to me, the manticore flying after me as I sprinted through the trees, before tripping over a root while I’d turned my head to see if she was pursuing.

As I fell to the ground, sliding slightly against the rough, rooted ground, now having a searing pain shooting through my leg. “No... no!” I shouted as she advanced on me now, as she easily caught up to me with me on the ground. Throwing my sword at the advancing killer, she simply side-stepped it “Cuuuute~” she bubbled “...but I’ve got you now!” before diving onto me, her mouth moving toward me despite my resistance. However, as she came into contact, her mouth began to kiss me as her strange tail started to try to push into my pants.

It was clear after this that she’d intended to ‘eat me up’ in a completely different way, and was now doing so with ease.

So much for being a hero...