Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30061283-20161103223214/@comment-26376061-20161107232910

(I know I'm a jackass. I'm just a jackass to certain people. Either people I don't like, or those who my jackassery would royally screw over, such that I would be overcome with the lulz. You fit both those categories.)

"...you are probably not going to make it out with your dick. Either you Alp, and lose your dick, or the Hares screw you so hard it snaps like a twig." I shake my head. "R.I.P. Inches' manhood. It was short, weak, and overall pretty pathetic as far as I can see, but no man's dick should be lost because of a strap-on." I lower my head in a brief moment of silence.