Talk:Weresheep/@comment-25035274-20150803005002

Yeah, so recently I started dating a weresheep. Cute girl, ya know. I mean, she's got curves in all the right places and all that. Problem is, I've really gotta watch my step around her.

Take, for instance, what happened a couple days ago. Every day that week, I'd been going to work like clockwork but, y'know, I just get tired from time to time. I need to take a break. So THAT day, I decided I'd knock off early and maybe catch a movie.

So, y'know, I do that, and then I go home. My girlfriend asks how my day was and I tell her it was just more of the same. SS, DD. She says, "Oh yeah?" I tell her yeah.

Then she shows me her cell-phone's recent calls list. Turns out she'd tried calling my office three times.

Guess I can't pull the wool over her eyes after all.