Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-27069434-20170206183600

Science-schmience time, folks!

Here's a perpetuum mobile recipee.

Get a bisexual dark elf. Promise yourself to her on condition that she enslaves/tames the following specimen.

Get a bisexual hellhound. Promise yourself to her on condition that she makes the aforementioned specimen her bitch.

Enjoy your perpetual source of (sexual) energy from them making out in a neverending struggle to dominate the other.

Warning: sex reactor, if unattended to or neglected for a prolonged period of time may go into a meltdown. The results may include but not be limited to rape, rape inflicted by a group of mamono, sexual enslavement, all of the above, most likely all of the above and then some.

In case of suspected meltdown in the sex reactor, do the following: throw a weresheep wool blanket over the reactor in order to decrease the energy levels in both elements, then run like hell. Make sure to keep as many single human male weaklings and/or masochists between yourself and the elements of the sex reactor at all times - they might just fall for one of them.

(No, they won't. They'll hunt you down, and then gods have mercy on you, for they'll have none.)