Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25808351-20170203204458/@comment-28358106-20170217173802

"Evacuate civilians? What kinda lame-ass shit is that??" Cyndwella half shouts after Marcus over the din. "I'm the baddest bitch here! Those cocksucking mooks wouldn't last ten seconds against...awww, forget it," she waves her hands as he disappears in the fog of war.

She pivots around and faces the little group, putting her hands on her hips. "Well, I suppose that's that. No sense in argu---"

She sees the look on Roxanne's face, her eyes wide. She sees the fires reflected in her eyes as the child looks up into the sky with fear. A reflection of a fiery orb grows in her eyes as it rockets towards the earth...

-KABAMF-

In an instant, she reappears no more than a hundred feet above them. In her spherical cage is trapped the flaming bomb that would have landed directly on top of them a moment later. Her cage is above her, like an enormous globe, and she floats directly beneath it, her arms folded, facing the army. She folds her arms and smiles a smile of wicked joy.

"Oooh, nice aiming, fellas. You almost got us.  Almost.  But not good enough, I'm afraid.  So now it's my turn, hehehe...hehe!  Ha!  HahahaHAHAHAHA!"

As she speaks her normal guise burns away, revealing her twisted, dark form, the teeth of her smile showing through a split face, her disconnected body wreathed in black flame. The bomb trapped in her cage begins to rotate, its essence pulled from it and replaced with a different, vile energy.

"Let's see here...which one of you looks the most likely to need an ass raping...oh, what the hells. I can't pick, so I'll pick 'em all, hahahahHAHAHAHA!"

The bomb spins like a top, and the cage opens like a terrible, toothy maw. Then...

-KaBAMF-

With a concussive roar it is launched back towards the ranks of the Order rebels. It shrieks through the air like a banshee, trailing miasma.

-BADOOOOOM-

It lands in a group of Order, earth and black fire erupting like a geyser. The miasma blasts out in a wretched wave, and a dozen soldiers shriek as the black fire reduces them to bones and rust in an instant.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! FULL STRIKE, MOTHERFUCKERS!  AAAAHAHAHAHA!" Cyndwella's laughter echoes in the air above the dull roar of battle.