Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-26380985-20170506165111/@comment-31401828-20170708123802

(Apocalypse tank voice:) Me: I have the final say, insect!.

Kiki: !..

Me: (back to normal) Here i gib vodka to both, you of good maids!, if you stop fighting maybe you can both into waifus!

Both:!!!, do you mean that master?!

Me: Da.

Both look at eachother with that competitive stare.

Shog: Piss off pup, i am all master need!

Kiki: go f*ck yourself you disease!, master won't catch a cold from me, but he will catch my love!.

Me:...*sigh* where did i go wrong?".