Talk:Hellhound/@comment-25808351-20160605232935/@comment-27950421-20160606191351

Well that's good, we have the best mad science department in the world. (Mamono controlled areas really only do mad science that has to do with sex so their curriculum is severely limited and the order doesn't allow mad science at all. Friggin prudes.) Though there are a few basic rules to follow when in the Reptile Kingdom:

1) Do not feed the wildlife, they will associate you with food, you do not want that.

2) Humans and non-reptile mamono should not leave the city walls or the main road ways without an escort.

3) Do not antagonize the wildlife, they will remember it, they will hold a grudge, and they will eat you.

4) Practicing self defense in weapons, hand to hand, and/or magic is recommended.

5) Remember that if it looks like it can eat you, it can eat you.

6) If it looks like it can't eat you, it can still probably eat you.

7) Have fun and try not to die.