Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180513235504/@comment-35346743-20180516072736

We try to think of a plan but soon after the monster girls were sneaking to the front of the restaurant. I had to do the first thing that came to mind, and it was fucking stupid.

I ran to the front of the restaurant and started to rip my pants off and scream "TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LADIES" the trio of Kamaitachi looked behind themselves and they all gave me a wicked grin. This was when the feeling of "what the hell did I just do?" started to sink in. I ran down the ally to my right but it was a dead end, as the three girls slowly walked down the ally a busboy opened the back door to take out the trash. I took my chance and ran into the restaurant's kitchen with the girls knocking over the busboy to chase after me.

Being knocked left and right by the middle ones winds every time barely being able to stay on my feet and taking several "scars" from the eldest. Running around in there was absolute madness, one of them intentionally covered herself in cooking oil another's hair caught on fire and the third one stuck her head in a raw chicken and had to carve out eyeholes with a spatula. Eventually I was forced to run into the main dining area where my brother was sitting. Everyone just looked in horror as a half naked man, a fully naked women covered in cooking oil, another with her hair on fire AND someone with a raw chicken on her head and throwing silverware at me(also this[] was playing the entire time).

As I ran out the door and look behind me to see my brother's date throw a pitcher of water onto the girl with her hair on fire, but more importantly the girl with the chicken on her head was barely out of arms reach. She blew me halfway across the street with her winds but by the time she got to me I had given up, I had failed my one job whatever they were going to do to me I deserved it.

As the one covered in oil came to apply her medicine and chicken head riding me in the middle of the sidewalk I could see my brother and his date laughing with the eldest girl, until she noticed us and ran over to get in on the action.

As it turned out the three Kamaitachi sisters were old friends of my brother's date and that they were here to make sure that everything went smoothly like us, and even with the chaos and the fact that all of us are now banned from the restaurant and they are still dating today and well lets just say that I now have three beautiful wives.