Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20180407111639/@comment-28358106-20180407174133

I do a swan dive over that balcony and swim as fast as my little legs can kick to that beautiful Kraken. And we all live happily ever after in a beautiful castle at the bottom of the sea, and I grow an awesome beard so my father trains me to be the new Aquaman, and I find a Kraken wife of my own.

The end!