Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20160411203044/@comment-28027028-20160411204209

I try to throw my daughters up in the air to get them off of me, but they're stubborn, strong and aggressive, just like their mom. I end up punished by my daughters for hours while my wife takes a leisurely nap. She picks me up over her shoulder hours later as I lay exhausted. My daughters walk behind her looking up at me smiling evilly.

"We love you daddy!" They exclaim almost in unison. My wife laughs.

"I love you too, Puddin'" She says even though she's clearly still irritated with me. I babble incoherently and pass out. They all laugh.

"He loves us back!" My wife says gleefully lugging my exhausted body back home.