Thread:Urmmux/@comment-46942422-20200928022503/@comment-47000905-20200928041157

Uh well If you insist.

I'd be her personal toy and servant. My life's purpose would be her. She'd go hunting for food (assuming a dragon for now), after the morning mating press, and I'd spend the day organizing her stacks of gold so that when she came back to her lair I'd see her smile. Except, I got it wrong, because she reminds me that I'm the most valuable piece of her hoard. I'll have to make it up to her by giving her a massage. When her freinds come over she makes up a bunch of stuff to do just to show off how obedient I am. Her friends might even try to tempt my loyalty, brazenly in front of her, and she'd let them, because she knows me well enough. When some uppity knight shows up I'd be first to grab a sword and defend her, despite having a fraction of her strength and power, prompting her to have to rescue her stupidly lovesick husband, because who else knows how to polish her scales so that they shine just right?

That getting the picture across?