User blog comment:0zv/spell your harem with your name/@comment-25035274-20140722193914

I'll play, using my handle.

Pharoh - Pixies come too close to being tiny girls for my comfort, and Parasite Slime just...yech.

Arachne - Because who doesn't like a little rope play now and then?

Ryu - How could you not fall for that girl?

Thunderbird - It'd make for some electrifying evenings.

Yeti - D'awwwwwww.

Valkyrie - The vamp's a little bit on the bitchy side for me.

Arch Imp - My loli weakness. In large part because she really just looks like a flat-chested  17 - 19 year old succubus to me, rather than a child.

Nekomata - 'cause again... D'awwwwwww.

Dark Slime - What harem's complete without a goopy slime girl? And this one has the added benefit of being able to hold up a conversation for more than thirty seconds.

Echidna - 'cause elves is overdone.

Red Oni - The pub crawls that shall be had!

Blue Onie - More cerebral pub crawls!

Inari - Someone's gotta have some cooking ability. 'cause I can't cook worth a damn, and I'm afraid to think of what might happen if some of these others tried their hand.

Lich - Partly 'cause everyone goes "LILIM F*** YEAH" and undead sorceresses need love too, partly because once more, if you really look at her face, D'awwwwwww.

Troll - Because the only other "t" mamono left was the Tentacle, and that s*** ain't happenin'. Plus, she's kinda rockin' the "D'awwwwwww" factor. Which I'm a sucker for.

Ultimately, though, I'm a one lady kinda dude. So 'if' there were actual Mamono and 'if' fifteen of them just happened to be vying for my affection, I'd be forced to play favorites, with the Ryu, Nekomata and Yeti easily in the top three running, thus forcing me to make a Very Difficult Decision.

Fortunately(or unfortunately), not a damned one of those 'if's actually 'is'. So no worries.