Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31749612-20170630203755/@comment-32404158-20170726012641

(Whatever. It makes zero sense to my don't feel like thinking brain. This ain't a kid's show. Just because we brought real life stuff into the mix, that doesn't mean the guy is aware that he is a pawn of his creator's imagination.)

"Drop your weapons and step forth.", one of the salamanders barked.

"So you want me to drop my bow and spears, everything else is a tool."

"Shut up and do it!", she barked. I put everything in a nice neat stack next to me on top of the bush costume.

"I know for almost positive that someone in this village has been monitoring me. I hope you realize that weapons or no, piss me off and we're all going to hell tonight.", I said. I was bluffing, of course, but at the very least it might discourage them trying any funny business.