Talk:Hobgoblin/@comment-26115871-20151215045044

You and your friend are walking through a cave when a large gang of goblins approach the two of you, with their hobgoblin leader right behind them bellowing an order. "GO FOR THE HANDSOME ONE!"

Your friend shoves you to the ground and bolts. By the time you get to your feet all the goblins have ran past you, after your friend. Not a single one of them goes after you. As the stampede dies down you suddenly notice that the confused hobgoblin is standing next to you and scratching her head. "But . . . I meant this one! . . . GIRLS! . . ."

Too late: your friend's far, far off in the distance with the goblins in hot pursuit. The only two here right now are you and the very confused hobgoblin.

What Do You Do?