Talk:Gremlin/@comment-27950421-20161027233428/@comment-27950421-20161030213835

No, for once in his life, Inches could actually... dare I say it... iseful.


 * Tosses Inches into a vat of boiling chocolate

Once he stops writhing, the chocolate will harden and we can use him as a distraction. By the time the gremlin eats the chocolate off of him and realized they've been duped with a completely unlikeable loser, we will have already made our escape. Inches is a completely unlikable loser so he's not at risk of her keeping him around in the long term.