Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34251796-20180126162144/@comment-34498122-20180128085853

I make sure my mask is straight and open the door

Oh its my fucking neighbor jerry

fuck that guy

He wants some sugar

He tells my to hurry up because of the blood moon

I get it and come back

to find that jerry is fucking chasing some poor frenzied monstergirl around

fucking jerry

weirdo

I give him his sugar and tell him to stop being such a fucking nard

He spits on me

You fucking what?

I grab him and use the ol' GORILLA PRESS POWERSLAM 

I go back inside

Or try to as I feel a tugging on my sweater

Oh its that monstergirl

She looks like a fucking kid and is seemingly trying to pull me down so she can rape me

uh okay nerd

I put my hand on her head and push her away and close the door

text my bud so he knows about her so he can be aware

a few minutes later I hear multiple noises outside

I go out and theres my bud flipped over the side of my porch after getting tackled by the monstergirl

I grab her in a FULL NELSON and take her to the street while my friend goes inside

I then struggle to put her down safely as she's thrashing around in my arms

just fucking calm down you horny midget shit

I suddenly notice a presence behind me

oh no

I turn around to see what seems like a larger version of the monster girl I'm holding

I realize that the one I have in a hold is a grizzly cub and that the one behind me is her mom

Her mom looks pissed

fuck I think she had to stop fucking her husband

fuck fuck fuck

I throw the cub into the grizzly mom's arms and sprint to my house

My bud is holding the door open for me

The Grizzly Mom and Cub are hot on my tail

fuck shit dick

me and my bud slam the door closed and brace against it

They start to pound on it

Hahahah this is solid american oa- *sound of door splintering and my bud shiting his pants*

Oh fuck

weirdly enough they stop breaking down the door and seemingly leave

my bud goes "A-are they gon-"


 * crash*

oh fuck don't I have a bigass window in my living room

The Grizzly Mom and Cub round the corner

The Cub looks at my friend and I with lust glazed eyes

The Mom looks somewhat annoyed but also excited

shity titty

I turn around and fully break down my door before running

My Bud shouts "WAIT THEY HAVE ME"

I look back and see the Grizzly Mom holding down my bud while the Cub is trying to take his pants off

wait the mom's back is to me....

I run up and before the Mom and can react grapple her and use my signature move

HAMMERLOCK SUPLEX

The Mom is out cold and me and my Bud run to his car

the Cub is following us

The Cub grabs my bud's ankle

again dude? really fucking hell get better at running faggot fuck

I'm about to chokeslam this bitch but fortunately for her a voice calls out

"Stef?"

The Cub looks back in suprise

I look too and see my neighbor Don

pretty chill dude


 * GASP*

"STEFANIE MICHELLE MYERS"

Don rushes up and grabs the Cub by the wrist and drags her across the street

"Daaaaaad"

"DON'T YOU DAD ME LITTLE GIRL I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE A RAPIST"

"But Daaaad Mom raised me to be a rapist"

"SPEAKING OF YOUR MOTHER WHERE IS SHE"

The Cub points over to my porch where the Grizzly Mom is unconcious

"Oh"

"Um"

Don looks at me

"Would you uh mind?"

It takes me a few seconds to get what he means

When my brain catches up I say no problem and pick up the Grizzly Mom and carry her across the street

Don tells me to carry her up to their bed

I set her down on the un-made bed and make my way down stairs where Don is waiting for me

I don't see the satanic midget bear anywhere so thats good

He thanks me before closing the door

My friend still has that look of horror on his face

I pick him up and take him inside and place him onto my couch

I then move my armoire so that it barricades my entryway

I then close my curtains and put on the movie me and my bud were going to watch

Fridays are Fun.