Talk:Golem/@comment-146.7.241.192-20141103202340/@comment-26376061-20151227035746

She adjusts her glasses as she inspects the Golem. "Hmm...ah, I found a problem! One of the runes was erased...there! That should fix it!" She carves a rune on the arm. "UM...Excuse me, but I think that your construct raped me." I say, and her eyes light up. "I know. I specifically indicated in it's instructions that we would share...but, that was rubbed off." "WAIT, SHARE? What are you planning?" She smiles, and I notice something. A Lichtenberg figure on her neck. "Last week, I tried to create an electromagnet strong enough to attract the iron in blood...what it did instead was draw about 2 million ohms of electricity...luckily, I had countermeasures in place to revive me upon death. Now...I NEED YOU. I feed on spirit energy...and you were like a beacon in the dark. So, I built this Golem, and invited you over." Her face reddens as she says this.

...so,my best friend and fellow scientist (although I study Alchemy more than engineering.) Frankie...is a Lich...okay... " So...GET HIM!" The Golem leaps off her pedestal, and tackles me to the ground. "Now...I wonder which aphrodisiac to use? Ah...why not mix all of them together?!" She mixes several vials, kisses me, and lowers her hips, while pouring the mixture in her hands...into my mouth. That's the story of how I married a mad scientist.