Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35030131-20180319025559

Let's try a shorter one this time:

You're at a bar chatting up the lovely Kikimora barmaid when suddenly a glass full of a sweet-smelling drink flies at you and hits you straight in the back. Now you're soaked and everyone around you is laughing, especially a group of Oni who certainly look drunk. What do you do? 