Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-33426474-20171211233110/@comment-33773064-20171212015534

I look at the giant ant by the door. Then I look at my friend, baffled.

"Wh-what," I stammer, "You sold me for an xbox?"

"It was the xbox 10000," my friend trails out.

"Hey sweetie," the giant ant walks over to me, "can we go home?"

"YOU BASTARD!" I shout, "YOU SOLD ME LIKE A FUCKING OBJECT!"

"Honey," says the ant, now moving towards me, "Stop shouting, your being rude."

I go to attack my friend, but the ant wraps her around my back.

"I want to go home!" She says, like a child.

She walks out the house, me still in her arms.

"LET ME GO!" I shout repeatedly. She ignores my cries and after about fifteen minutes into the forest, we reach the mound. She carries me down into in, through a catacomb of tunnels, and finally into a room. She took out a key, unlocked the door, and carried me inside.

Inside was a bed, sink, fridge, TV, and another door, leading to a bathroom. The ant through me onto the bed.

"Please," I begged, "Just please let me go home."

She looked at me puzzled, "But you are home."

Then she through off her overalls. The pulled my jeans and T-shirt off. I sat up but she pushed me back down, then began to kiss me.

"I had a long day, you did to, just let me do all the work."

A day later I was back at my friends house. But this time, he was the one who was trapped. My and my wife were standing in front of him in the living room, he was tied to a chair. She was holding the Xbox. Two devils were circling him.

"Well Steve," I said, "Look were this got you."

One of the devils began to kiss his neck and he whimpered and struggled.

"This should be a leston on not screwing people over. Anways, you seem busy, I'll go." With that, me and my wife left, leaving poor Steven to his fate.