Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24849899-20150508020747/@comment-24849899-20150712131318

Shao Won Thai

Chill out, dickwad. Your emotions are wrecking your flow!

I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode!

You're too slow! I blow more steam through machines than a barista!

It's time for your final verse, after that I won't be seein ya!

Dmitri

You don't know love; you don't know honor.

You only know a nerd like boner for monster lovers.

(Uh!) HLF gave me the skills to wreck this.

I can't help it if I'm fresh; it's my prime objective!

SHRO Leader

You can't be starting with Mankind and our part,

'Cause we cut a path through mamono like a walk in the park,

Then give 'em back a whole stack of research and accurate charts,

Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked!

We're mankind’s best generals spitting hotter than a furnace,

And we'll own you on the mic like the Shinimorian battles!

You're worthless! Hell you should’ve told yourself that.

Now go back to where you came from and go play DOTA or Warcraft!

We killed dullahans and kuniochi and slimes and Manticores,

Echindas and werewolves, zombies, witches and harpies,

And plus flora galore! And according to our observations,

These fellow dickweeds right here are severely endangered!

We inspired scientists and revolutionaries near and far.

You inspired civilian genocide and how to be an utter retard!

We conquered much greater dangers in our trek through Mother Nature,

So as the everyday saying goes, “Haters will be haters!”