Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-37470851-20181218030640/@comment-25808351-20181218034403

I make nice dramatic entrance with foul winds, rolling mist, spooky noises and lightning! “Greetings my descendant! You have summoned me from my humble resting place. Speak now your desire, so that I may return to my rest.”

“I WANNA BE A BADASS PLAYER LIKE WERE IN LIFE!” My descendant clenches his fist and takes a determined step forward.

“Let me examine you first.” I scan him up and down. “This task will be difficult.”

“Wh-What do you mean?” My descendant replies with a worried tone.

“You are you are scrawny and weak looking. Your lack style and charm. You have terrible posture and you aura is dull as dirt. Sculpting you into a desirable male will be difficult, but not impossible. I shall make a man out of you.” I declare as I point my ghostly finger at my descendant.