User blog:Redknight910/WWYD Manticore Ronchellster

Prompt:

You are in Las Vegas, unfortunately not at leisure, but at work. It seems there have been many reports of jokes that went too far, so they sent some people to the nearby roads to look for some unlucky guy who may have gotten lost in the desert.

During your search you found a Kakuen blindfolded, tied in a tree and with a graffiti on the butt written: "Free Use"

I look at the poor woman strung up and left out here, and my first thought is 'Thank the gods she's out here.' If she was strung up like this in the city, she'd have been absolutely plastered in cum by now.

"Are you okay ma'am?" Her head snaps around as I start untieing her arms and legs.

"W-who's there? Is someone finally gonna use me?" I raise an eyebrow, I mean, it's not surprising that she's looking forward to being used, but out here? In the middle of nowhere?

"Ma'am, do you have any idea where you are right now?" She shifts around in what I can only assume is a shrug.

"All I know is it's not the Big Baphy garden." I shake my head, poor girl's probably gonna be really pissed in a few seconds.

"You're out in the desert, about half a K out of the city." She suddenly starts struggling really intensely, forcing me to back off and leaving her kicking in anger.

"That limp dick fuck!" She shouts, tring to break out of the ropes. "I'm gonna fuck him up when I find him." She eventually stops struggling once she realises the ropes aren't going to break, and I go back to trying to get her loose. Once the ropes are undone, she's still very clearly grumpy, rubbing her thighs and arms in irritation.

"All that waiting for fucking nothing. I'm gonna hit that asshole soo hard...." She drones off into mumbles until I clear my throat.

"Ma'am, could you identify the man who did this to you? We've been getting reports of someone pulling dangerous pranks. If I hadn't come out here looking for you, then you may well have died." At this her eyes go wide.

"I COULD HAVE DIED?!" She shrieks, looking around, only to see the city in the distance and... not a lot else around.

"Yes, ma'am, you could have. I've got my vehicle not far. Here," I hand her a bottle of water "you may need this." She takes it, now clearly shaken by the knowledge that she could have died because some asshole took advantage of her exhibitionist desires. I walk her to my car and sit her in the passenger seat, before grabbing the radio and calling my partner. She get's back, looking at the mamono in the car, and smiling.

"Well, I see you found our missing person." The manticore walked up and leaned against the passenger side "Now, darling, this may come as a shock to you, but you're in my seat." The kakuen looked at her, mild confusion on her face.

"But... but he said I could-" My partner leaned down, opening the back door with her tail.

"Backseat. Now." The kakuen shakily got up and stepped into the back seat, before the manticore slammed it shut.

"You know, you really should consider those communications courses." I say as she sits down, putting hat on my lap.

"And ruin the good cop bad cop thing we've got going? Now why would I ever do that?" I shake my head, smiling. We made it back to the station without any problems, letting the kakuen out to give a witness report and take a description of the perpetrator.

Once we had a good description we got a name for the face. Tyler Arin, a local trouble maker that had a list of misdemeanours and small fines a mile long. We tracked him down and had him in custody without any problem. Which then brought up the question. How the fuck hadn't we caught this guy before?

Me and my partner were put on interrogation duty, and I felt a little sorry for the idiot.

I stepped in first, my partner behind me. "So, I've got a little list here." Pulling pictures out of the folder I'd brought in, I started laying them out on the table. "Grafitti, twelve counts, public endangerment, ten counts, posesion of illegal substances, one count." I now put the pictures of the latest string of pranks on the table.

"And now, we have these to add to the list. Destruction of property after firework charges were set to blow a door off as someone walked through it, destruction of property after breaking the R of the Gray Kitten casino's sign, and defacing all of their posters, signs and billboards in the same way," he chuckled at that, which earned a growl from my partner "and my personal favourite, abduction of a mamono under false preterences of public installment." He looked at me, then at the manticore behind me, and nodded.

"I know it looks bad... but let me tell you, she asked me to." I raise an eyebrow, sceptical. "She asked me if I liked getting off in public, and I said I knew just the place, but she'd have to put a blindfold on. I did exactly what she asked me to." My partner stepped forward, and I pulled back.

"You really think that's going to fly here, punk? She growls, her tail twitching around. "You left her, tied up in the middle of the FUCKING DESERT!" She all but yells the last two words, leaning in with that intense stare she's so good at.

"H-hey, look, I called some guys to go take care of her, but... but I don't know, they must not have gotten the message."

"They didn't even pick up!" Her tail start's to pull around her shoulder, and I grab it to calm her down. She spins on me for a moment, before getting control of herself again. I take point on the interrogation again.

"I think that's enough. Look, you just confessed to the worst crime on this list, and the witness has confirmed it was you. Unless you've got a damn good thing to say, you're going to the Lock In." He looked at me, thought for a few moments, before shrugging.

"If that's what it's gonna take to get me on the straight and narrow officers." I shake my head, looking at him, then at my partner, giving her a nod.

"Alright, you're on the list for the next lock in. Guess that's what you wanted anyway. Her tail swipes his arm, pinning two spines in him. He looks at her for a moment, smug grin on his face, until she smiles back.

"Oh, I've got a friend in the Lock In who's going to love you." She undoes the bindings and carries him out, me right behind them. Once the asshole's locked in the holding cell, I lean over to my partner.

"So, you think he has any idea what he's in for tonight?" She grins, her tail wrapping around me.

"Oh, I really hope he doesn't. Guy's like that deserve a good surprise. I really hope Miri get's to him first, she's gonna torment him so good...." I feel a light prick against my waist, and give her a glare as my muscles start to go slack.

"What did we say about screwing around on duty?" She catches me as my legs give out.

"Sooorry. But thinking about what's going to happen to him is getting my engine going." Sometimes I really wonder what made me fall for such a pain in the ass like her.