Talk:Thunderbird/@comment-25833927-20150204032019

Modern day scenario

You and your ranger squad driving around the wasteland of Monster Friendly State (not Demon Realm), to find and help mamono or humans in that area. You stop at the outpost ranger base to have rest and maintaining the vehicle. Once done resting and maintaining, you hit the wasteland again. 20 minutes of driving, you found a heavily injured Thunderbird and you guys stop the car and went to treat her. You have a good look at her, you can see she been attack by suprise, bullets wounds of .700 Nitro Express and Shotgun Buckshot, you can hear it she said, "The Order" over and over again. So you inject some morphine and dressing her wounds and you and your team carry her and place behind rhe vehicle. She's now rested and conscious.

Thunderbird: Thank....Hero...

You: Welcome, it my job to help.

As all you gets in the vehicle, the car fail to start.

Ranger #1: Ohhh ow, Batteries is dead.

Ranger #2: Pop that hood open, I go have a look.

Car truck open

Ranger #2: Yup it dead.

Ranger #1: Okay, who maintain the vehicle?

You: Not me, I resupply my medical equipment.

Ranger #2: Ain't me, I was cooking, the last time.

Ranger #3: Well..I maintain the guns and resupply our ammo and tranquilizer rounds.

Ranger #4: Ain't me, I was handling the radio all the all the time, You know me pendeko.

Ranger #1: Ok, I was the one. I forgot to check the batteries. Ummm how the radio?

Ranger #4: Out of range.

Ranger #1: Crackery, look like we stuck here.

So you guys at outside discussing how to start the car by different method.

Ranger #1: Ok, we have 2 choices here, 1. One of us should go to the nearest base and get help, but on the way there a lot of crazy minded sex mamono out there or 2. We can use Thunderbirdie here to jump start the car.

Ranger #2, #3 & #4: 2

You: 1

Everyone looks at you.

Ranger #1: Hey.... ummmm, since you are single. Why not hook up with mamono wife? What do you say?

You: Awww hell no! How bout him and him?

Ranger #3: Hey I'm have fiancee.

Ranger #4: No way, my moms gonna kill me for that.

after argue and arguing, finally they give you choices.

Ranger #2: Ok! One or Two?!

So what's your decision? Pick one and state your life after you pick your choice