User blog:K'eth, Undercover Agent/Mamono: Poison Joke

Poison Joke

Alraune/Plant

Forests, Jungles, Etc (Wonderland)

Lustful, Capricious, Playful

Nutrients from the soil, Men's Spirit Energy

A plant race soley found in Wonderland, it's originator was a Alraune, who the Queen of Hearts took a interest into, the Queen of Hearts. Wanting more lustful pranking found the solution in the Alraune, and turned her into the First Poison Joke. The Poison Jokes for the most part look like Alraunes, but their flower that they reside in and the Joke's themselves have taken on a blue hue of color, and their nector that they produce is a dark viscous purple.

Like many denziens of Wonderland, they are not right in the head as is most outsiders would say. But to them their lustfulness and playfulness is a regular in Wonderland and isn't shunned. When encountering one...your not going to encounter a single Poison Joke...ever. Because there found in fields of them close together, either having massive orgies, or pranking each other...which ever comes first. So it isn't uncommon for if a man were to ever be caught by them, to have a harem of Poison Jokes.

Unlike Alraune they have lost the ability to send off the fragrance, while it is indeed nice smelling. It is nowhere near as strong as a Alraune, and must rely on their more powerful scent, and ability to change their voice to attract people into the fields in which they reside. Unlike Alraune's they have much power control of their roots and could easily use them to grab somebody that got in close and is now running away, to pull them back. This 'root' power only grows more stronger when closer to other Poison Jokes, which is why they are usually found in fields together.

Their nector that they create is a special substance that is quite unlike anything else seen in the mamono world. It is less of a nector really, and more of a venom or poison. But the effects of said poison, are quite random. But are all sexual in nature. The effects of the poison are permeant unless the Poison Joke removes it willing, or the victom has sex...in a bubble bath.

The nector while random, has effects that usually pretain to gender or race, here are a few examples.

Males:

Grow a extra dick

Balls become increadibily heavy due to being stuffed with sperm

Grow a extra pair of balls

Becoming a Shota

Turning into a girl (If destined to turn into a Alp, this effect is completely permanent)

Females:

Grow a extra pair of breasts.

Breast milk, becomes chocolate milk (Completely permanent if victim is a Holstaurs, or about to turn into one.)

Grow a dick and a pair of balls.

Mind breaking lust

Turning into a Loli

Mamono Exclusive:

Tails function as if a dick (Any mamono with tails, except for Chimeras.)

Wings sensitive as a vagina (Any mamono with wings)

Horns leak arousal (Any mamono with Horns)

All scales that aren't reverse scales become reversed, and any scales that are reverse turn normal (Ryus)

Werebat's sunlight aversion becomes switched with Darkness Aversion (Werebats)

The Poison Joke's nector can only put on one effect at a time, and if the Poison is cured, the victim can't be affected for a whole week. But it doesn't stop other's nectors from affecting them, and if more then one nector affects the victim all effects will happen at the same time.

A Poison Joke is immune to it's or other's nector, but she can lose her immunity if she wants to wallow and see the effects.Like Alraunes, A Poison Joke can make themselves look like a large flower unbloomed, in order to make it look like it's normal for any passerby. A Poison Joke, most of the time coats herself and her flower in her own nector, in order for the victim to more quickly gain it's effects. Though the nector isn't meant to be eaten most of the time it does taste like cotten candy. And husbands of a Poison Joke are also immune to the effects of the nector unless they so choose not to be.