Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20180110161958/@comment-34263048-20180111052155

As I was thinkin what I could do. We were practily surrounded as it is, Every nearest city and town has fallen allready, and the smaller villages, if they havnt fallen allready they would be falling soon. Just like our village would be.

Well as running isn't an option, Fighting would be a lost cause as if I could survive hours at most, I might as well accept it, and try to enjoy from it. althuogh the enjoying part is unlikely. I go to the local gymnastics hall, and steal two of those large soft matresses which are usually used in polevaulting and other things where ample amount of softening is usually needed. As there might be something large coming and if I end up under that I want that there is reasonable amount of cushion between me and the floor, and normall matress most likely isnt enough. And as I try to avoid magic users that files out well over half of those I would assume to be light or medum on size and weight... But I have allways appriciated physical abilities over magic, elements, and technology. Next to hardware store. I have t set up couple large signs.

When I come home, I first drag the matresses in to my living room. side by side they make so huge bed that I would imagine that I would fit there with 2 centaurs at the same time, at least if they are roughly the same size as average horse. Then I make a small frame around it so the the matresses stay next to eachothers, Wouldnt want to drop in the gap between them afterall. Then to set up the signs.

wanted 1x holstaur (I'm going to need your milk) 2x anyone strong, (Removing those who dont understand the rules) 1x kikimora (I dont have time to clean up after everyone)

Need to understad. 1. you must be able to share 2. No intentional pain. 4. No means no.

Appriciated. 1. Strength 2. Dominant nature

Accepted 1. restraints. 2. Predatory nature

Absolutely no. 1. Magic/charm/spell users 2. fancy gizmos 3. Slimes

Not sure? ask, but prepare to be rejected.

Open for service soon as I wake up +10 hours Open for staff as long as I can go after closing. First day, Staff interview only

As I have the signs ready it's allready night. I go inside and leave the door open, sit on the makeshift bed in my livingroom, and take a look at the news, There is gathering about 20 miles from here, and they are slowly closing in I finish the 1/4 bottle of whiskey I still had, undress myself, and lay down on the matress. thinking to myself -"Tomorrow is going to be a hard day." as I fall asleep.

I wake up on someone mounting on me,I open my eyes and see large minotaur on top of me,, As I look to my left there is kikimora, allready cleaning the house, and 2 holotaurs sitting on the bedside, as I look to my right, there is griphon and a chimaera sitting on the side of the bed.

-"Shall we start the interview?" the minotaur asks, -"Are you onlyones here?" I ask -"There is 1 more of us." somebody anwsers. -"In that case, go take the wanted sign down. I think I have just about perfect staff here." I see the kikimora nodding and almost instantly I hear some wood cracking as the sign comes down. then I hear how the one I dont yet know walks in, as I try to look who is coming, my head is sudedenly straddeld by something with dark, almost black skin, and black fur. My best guess at this point is hellhound, Nothing else comes to my mind. -"Well girls, As this isnt really a work day yet, But i think I couldnt have any better staff here. For the rest of the day, do what ever you want within the rules of the house, and first of all... Have fun."

Next morning as I wake up The kikimore has allready cleaned the mess we coused last night. I take a look out of the window and start thiking

-At least 60 of them. all nicely in queue I see red and blue oni's, Ogres, Orcs, wurm, couple different arachnes, minotaurs, grizzly's, Hellhounds, and many others.

As I'm eating my breakfast I'm starting to think that this might have been quite a bad idea, I finish my breakfast. and give my final instructions for my staff.

-"One by one, unless they spesificly want a form a group."

I sit on the bed as they let the first ones in.

I hope I can last even a week....