Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170731082116/@comment-32773838-20170823133546

I run for the door and lock it, sliding the chain afterwards for extra security. Then I double check every window and door on the lower floor and drape all of the blinds.

After that I run to the basement and start rumaging through the various boxes, before finding the ones that I was looking for. I pick them up and run upstairs and place the things inside around the room, including hunging framed pictures and other stuff. After that I move to the TV and put a DVD in the player and press start. And for finishing I go to the fridge and take out a plate of the noon's leftovers and place them on the table along with a carton.

Once I'm finished with these, I go to my bookshelf and pick up a small black plastic object before running to my supply closet in the kitchen, and close the door behind me. I grope blindly around for the switch, before I find it and flick it. A bulb overhead flicks to life and I kneel and roll over the mat to reveal a loosed panel that doesn't stand out unless you know its true purpose.

I remove the panel to reveal the crawlspace under the floorboards, something my father had installed for this kind of emergencies. I kill the light and step in the hole, kneeling down and then putting half the panel on its place and the other half leaning against my head before drapping the mat over the panel and falling flat on my chest, letting the panel slide in place, with the mat covering it.

I start crawling to my left towards the direction of my living room. There's no light down here, but I know this place like the back of my hand since I used to get down here and explore it as a child.

Once I'm under the living room, I raise my upper body a bit and stand on my elbows as I press a button on the object that I took from the bookshelf. Almost every parent and child would recognise this item on sight, at least the ones who had a lot of Lego like toys. The object is the screen receiver of a Playmobil camera, the one you put on the telecontroled toys to watch their course and stuff. What doesn't Playmobil tell you though is that these toys can be excellent spying devices to watch unaware people for only 9.99$. Though I would like to ask you to refrain from doing so since it's illegal.

The screen lights up and I have to squint my eyes until they adjust to the light. The screen shows the kitchen and the biggest part of the living room from where I have placed it inside the wall clock above the back door's doorframe.

-"Hello?" I hear a meek voice from the direction of the front door above. The first guest is here. "Is anyone in here?"

I stare at the screen, and I can faintly hear the sounds of the movie I put in the TV through the almost muted speakers to avoid being detected.

-"I'm coming in" the voice says and the front door opens with a crash as if it wasn't locked at all and a Holstaur. "Hello?" a young Holstaur woman comes in view on the screen. She's wearing a denim farmer suit with straps on the shoulders, and has partly silvery grey and platinum her. Her figure is rather slender, which helps to further highlight her ample-

'Boing' such an sound comes in my mind as I see her walk in the living room with the clip clop sound of her hooves on the wooden floor coming from above my head and her abudant chest jingling with every steps.

-"Is anyone home?" she calls out once more.

'There is, but you won't find him so easily' I think as a grin forms in my face, and not because I'm looking at her through a secret camera while hiding under the floor. Damn, scratch that, it makes me sound like a creepy ass perverted stalker.

-"H-hello?" the Holstaur asks a bit awkwardly this time. She seems to not be sure whether to leave or not. She moves a bit closer in the living room. "Can you hear m-"

Ah, she noticed the plate of food on the table. From what I can see through the screen, her face has gone a bit pale and she has hugged herself defensively with her mouth agape and her eyes glistening from the tears gathering.

Yup, as you must have guessed this far, the food on the plate is beef steak with potatoes and there's a carton of cow milk beside it. Savage prank, I know, but trust me, if I hadn't done that a sausage would be in the steak's place. And it wouldn't be from animal products.

The Holstaur takes a few steps back while shaking her head in denial, when she spots something on a stand out of view that draws her attention. She looks at it for a few seconds, her eyes going wide, before looking around the room, her face getting paler with each passing second.

I believe that I should explain a few things to you in order to make a sense out of it. My father had gotten a bit of a fixation on cowboy and western stuff towards the end, and when he passed away he had left a ton of that kind of stuff, like a real cowboy suit, a belt with two revolvers, a few pictures of him on horseback with said suit, a picture with a Holstaur lady from a visit to a theme cowboy ranch run by Holstaur mamonos, a milking bucket, a pair of cow horns that he had found on the desert, an earring tag for cows with a random name on it and lastly, a cow brander. You know, the metal for branding a cow while the iron is still hot? Well, I had put these things around the room in a manner that would make appear as my dad still lived here and that he was a fanatic cowboy. The thing is, I put the earring to hang from one of the horns that I mentioned, which my dad had made into a hunter trophy-like wooden plaque. And by a twist of fate, the Holstaur lady in the picture was wearing an earring with the same name... I believe that you get what it might look like if you don't know about these artifacts' story.

And the Holstaur above came to that conclusion.

-"H-" she chokes as she covers her mouth with both hands. "Hiiiiiiiiiii!" she let's out a scream of fear and turns and runs out of the front door, the stomps of her hooves thundering on the floorboards above.

Yeah, yeah, I know that I am a jerk for making a girl cry, but hey, what would you do in my position. At least I plan to send her a birthday card... purchased from the said ranch's gift store...

I quickly crawl back to the loose panel and slip out of the hole, open the door of the closet, and run to the front door, closing it almost completely, leaving it open just a crack. I then proceed to put dad's stuff back to their boxes, except one, and take them back to the basement. When I come back I take a blank sheet of paper and another one from above the fridge and get down to work. After that I go to the bathroom after a brief stop at the fridge.

I run back to the supply closet and after closing the door I dive in the crawlspace I cover again the hole with the loose board.

I move back under the living room and wait for the next monster to come in. A good hour passes before I hear the door open.

-"Hell-oh, I'm cumming in" a feverish and husky female voice says and I hear a sound of something fluffy hopping from above.

I look at the screen and see a March Hare hopping in view, her face flushed and slackened in everlasting heat.

-"Is anyone here?" she asks as she reaches between her legs and then twitches. "Ah- Cum out, you can't hide from me- Ahn♥!"

Drip Drip

'DON'T MASTURBATE IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND DON'T SPRAY THE FLOOR WITH YOUR SECRETIONS!' I scream Internally in a raging voice that would make a Hellhound piss herself as I bite down on my lip to make sure I don't scream out loud.

"Hm?" she looks at the two slips of paper that I have left on the table of the kitchen. "Tehee, it must be Hubby's dirty secrets, I should read them and then make him do it with me or I'll tell everyone".

No comment is worth what I'm thinking right now.

She picks up the first slip of paper that I had taken from above the fridge, unfolds it and starts reading it. A second later her sloppy and heated exression freezes, and she looks at the second paper. She picks it up with trembling hands and skims through it before looking towards the bathroom with a scared expression on her face.

You may wonder 'What did this jerk do this time?' by now, so I'll explain. The paper from above the fridge were the results of some... medical examinations for an important part of me that I had a few days ago. I just changed a little bit the results.

So what she read was: 'Patient's sample was found positive to existence of the Syphilis virus'. Now, you may wonder how I changed the printed results. Remember the object from dad's cowboy stuff that I kept up here? It was a lettraset type writer, with ink tapes and stuff. I just blanked the positive-negative results with white marker and overwrote it. As for the second letter...

She moves towards the bathroom with nervous steps. She twists the doorknob...

-"Eeeeeeeeeeek!" she screams and falls back on her rump and scoots as far away from the bathroom door as possible before locking her gaze at the bathroom's interior which is out of view from the camera.

I won't disclose what the letter and the bathroom contained. I will just say that it feels reassuring to have a butcher near your neighborhood and leave it up to you to connect the dots.

The March Hare gets to her feet and with unsteady steps walks out of the front door. Without closing it.

-"Oh come on" I curse in a whisper. "Just fucking close the door when you leave!"

I once again crawl out of my hiding place and go close the bathroom's door. I really don't want the next mamono to waltz in and find out about this. Let's keep the fun for longer. I put air freshening machines around the door in inconspicuous places, wipe the viscous liquid from the floor with a cloth that I quickly get rid of and then sit on my computer and slip in a USB. A few minutes later I take the USB and head upstairs. I go to my bedroom and take another Playmobil camera from a drawer in my nightstand and place it behind a framed picture on a wooden table beside the bedroom, its lens facing the door. Then I enter the bedroom once again and place the portable radio from my desk on the bed and slip the USB in the special socket and then press play, while turning the sound to the maximum, before walking out of the room and locking the door, taking the key with me as I go once again in my hiding spot.

A few minutes later a Werecat waltzes in through the open door.

-"Nyaa~ Is anyone here?" she asks in a mloud voice as she comes in view of the camera. She has a carefree expression on her face, when she stops and her ear perk up as she notices the sounds coming from upstairs. "What is that?"

She walks out of view and heads toward the stairs.

While normal Playmobil camera receiver screens can receive one feed from one camera uniquely assigned to the screen and from a short distance, I had taken quite a time tweaking with this and had changed it to be able to receive feed and be compatible with up to seven cameras from a top distance of two hundred meters. Remember the video that showed the teacher molesting a female underage high school student of his from a secret camera planted in the school's classroom which was given anonymously at the police?

I live a hundred and fifty meters from my old high school.

I switch the feed to the one at the second camera outside of my room. The Werecat has just arrived and is pressing her ear against the door.

-"Fufunya~ I was right, there are indeed people who are at it here" she giggles and tries to open the door, but I have locked it.

Of course I locked to avoid having her find out that the couple going at it is a mix of a March Hares' natural sounds - which are surprisingly slightly different moans- and a man's voice during that "activity" that I made on the computer. It was quite easy with the right program.

-"So they want some privacy nyaa~" she says with a somewhat pouty face. "Guess I'll just look through the lock nyaa♥~".

Hey peeping Tom, where's bathing Jerry?

-"It's pitch black nyaa~" she complains after peering through the lock. Of course it would be pitch black, I knew that a pervert may have tried to peep, and I would be damned if my pran- I mean, distraction were to be seen through. "I guess there's nothing to do here nya~. I'd better go find a man quickly nyaa~" she says before turning and running down the staircase and out of view. I quickly switch the feed and see her running towards the door before she runs out of view once more.

-"Drat, this sure is a handful" I complain as I once again slip out of my hideout and go to stop the recording. I press the stop button and everything goes silent. "She sure was gullible though, I never expected her to buy it so easily. As if I'd ever do something like that, hahaha ha..." before I know it my laugh turns dry and I am on my knees and palms, a heavy gloomy aura pressing down on me.

I get up reluctantly and push my glasses up my nose with my forefinger before going to the basement and flip down the master switch for the electric circuits of the house, and everything goes black. I take out my keychain and twist the top of the miniature flashlight and it comes to life. I make my way to the laundry room and open the board over the washing machine and take a few bulbs before closing it again and walking upstairs.

I leave one bulb on the coffee table at the living room, one more in the stairs to the second floor, one near the back door of the kitchen, which is directly under the first camera so it's a blind spot, and one a few meters behind the camera upstairs towards the bathroom. I also take one with me on my hiding spot and put one near the front door, careful not to be spotted by a stray mamono.

Now, you may be asking why I'm scattering unplugged bulbs around the house. I assure you that I am not a demon hunter/wizard named Constantine nor I know how to seal a demon, and I don't talk about our current ones.

The reason I'm doing this is becaus- SHIT THE BULB ON THE SECOND FLOOR BEHIND THE CAMERA IS LIT!

-"Fufufu...Ahn♥...Hihihi...Ngh♥..." I hear a mixture of giggling, sounds that I don't wanna know their meaning and...Dripping again?! Dafuq's wrong with you all, masturbating in my house and staining the floor with your...dammit...

Sure enough, a heated Raiju with her back turned towards the camera and her hand reaching between her legs comes in view as the bulb in front of the camera lights up.

-"Aungh♥♥♥!!!" the Raiju let's out a mighty moan, annnnnd there go the waterworks again. Damn, this is bound to leave a stain! "Uungh... Uh...? What is that...? Ngh...♥" the Raiju finally notices the bulbs that have lighted up and takes it at her hands, making an electric crackling sound as its metal stub comes in connection with her fingers. "Uuu... This feels good...♥" she moans once more and then her expression lights up as she looks like she came up with an idea. Wait, what is she doing with bul- GOD, NO DON'T DO THAT! PUT THE BULB DOWN, DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF PUTTING IT IN TH- MAOU, that's nasty, I ain't picking up that bulb later, God damn it.

So the whole thing with those bulbs isn't about keeping her away; rather it's to notify me in case that she gets close to the cameras and they start getting faulty by her magnetic field. Thus I have a bulb with me. This means that I have no way of shooing her away so I can only hide and wait till she leaves.

-"Aughnnnmmm♥♥♥!!!!" the bulb beside me lights up as a coquettish moan comes from right above me, and I can feel the hairs on my body stand on end. I quickly switch the feed to the floor camera and see the Raiju on the floor, legs spread, her bare lower body turned towards the camera. Dude, that's nasty stuff. If I wanted to see something like this I would split open a paste battery and start rubbing a lightbulb in and out... I close the feed and lie down at the cool cement, covering my ears as best as possible as the Raiju above goes on happily about...whatever she's doing.

-"Ahhhnmm♥♥..." a few feverish sounds come from above as she keeps on, in my house, on my floorboards... God, if I weren't me, I would rape her to death for the imminent stains on both the first and second floor...

-"AaaaaNGHHHMN♥♥♥♥!!!!!" the loudest and horniest moan comes from above and a thump as she lays down on the floor. "Hu..." I hear a faint breathing sound. I turn on the camera and see her lying on the floor, her chest rising and falling rhythmically. She appears to have fallen asleep...and the bulb is still on?!

I slip out of my hiding place for the umpteenth time and approach the sprawled out seemingly sleeping Raiju as cautiously as possibly while trying to avoid looking at the bulb and the places near it. Yup, she's out cold and it looks like she'll be for some time.

I go to the clothes rack beside the front door and put on my raincoat and gloves that I keep in the coat's pockets.

I approach the Raiju once again and while looking away reach out for the bulb. I feel its heat, but since the gloves are rubber, I am not hit by her electric current. I pull it out and it slides with a wet sound before losing its light. I throw it in the trash can and wipe my hands with paper tissues despite wearing gloves. I pull down the hem of her extremely short yukata, but since its humanly impossible, I just pull up her panties to cover her as much as possible, while crackling sounds are made by the friction between her skin and the silk.

I lift her up from her armpits and start dragging her to the front door. I know that is beyond heartless, but I can't exactly keep her here either.

I open the door and start getting out while backtracking, pulling her body as gently as possible to avoid waking her up but also to avoid hitting her anywhere.

Slip.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!!! I slip and fall on my back, and she falls on top of me. But she manages to turn while asleep and land on me face first.

Right on my crotch.

'THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK?!?!" the inner me screams his death throes as all my capability of thought vanishes and I just lay there, looking at the asleep Raiju, whose face is buried on my crotch.

-"Nuu..." she moans in her sleep and starts rubbing her face against my groin, her breath warming my pants' contents.

'STOP DOING THAT!!' I let a hellish scream internally that would make all the previous demon lords go cry in fear at the corner of their throne room.

I fly lift her up from my lower body, but she just hugs my legs and won't let go, making grumpy sleeping noises in the process.

-"I'm so screwed on so many levels..." I curse under my breath as I get in the house with the Raiju still hugging my waist, and move to the basement, seeing that she won't let go no matter what and that I won't be able to get in my hiding place, I decide to take a different approach.

You see, apart from the crawlspace, I had spent the better part the eight year of my life digging various tunnels and slides from the crawlspaces through the house to the basement rooms and even the outside of the house. My dad was none the wiser until one day I broke through the wall in the laundry room. His first reaction; " Sorry young lady, but you're to young to be paying visits here.Now go back to your Demon Bug family and come again in a decade or two". I was so dirtied by the soil between the spaces that my own father couldn't recognize me. "Dad it's me". He dropped his bear. After I explained what I had been up to for the last year, he checked out the tunnels and pretty surprisingly, approved of them as i-mamono or thief mechanisms. Cool, right?

I slide one panel off the laundry room's of and raise my head over the hole and look for the camera screen. I find it within arm's reach and take it down with me before turning the electric circuits of the house and moving towards the bedroom at the back of the basement, which is the guest room. Let's hope that I'll be safe in there.

I sit on the bed with the Raiju sleeping by my side, her arms wrapped around my waist.

I turn on the first camera feed just in time to see two Werewolves coming in from the front door, sniffing the air around the living room. As if they would find anything with all these air fresheners to hide the blood scent from the bathroom.

Oh, one of them found it out. They weren't fooled at all and read took the meat and cleaned before grilling it in my oven. Seems like food distracted them. And, after eating, they just leave from the back door. Well, I guess that this time I had it easy.

Well, I guess that by this point I can relax somewhat. I mean, dude, it's 4AM, I doubt that any Cherries remain in this town. Aside me... Haha ha...

I hear a slithering sound coming from above and I look at the camera, expecting a Lamia to have wandered in my house, and then my eyes almost pop out of their sockets as I see a Basilisk slither in my living room. From all the houses in the city, it had to be mine that a mamono that can detect you no mameer what even if she's blind.

I start bitting down on my nails, when the Raiju shifts beside me. I can almost imagine a bulb lighting over my head. Almost. I'd rather not while the memories from before are still fresh.

-"I sense a big amount of demonic energy coming from down there..." the Basilisk mutters to herself as she turns her mask with the large Yu-gi-oh-like eye towards the direction of the basement floor. "But there's something wrong with it...?"

Crap, she found me! I quickly douse the lights and close the screen before going to the closet and taking out a pair of fluffy slippers and stand over the asleep Raiju.

-"Sorry for that..."

The door on top of the stairs leading down to the basement open and slithering sounds can be heard as the Basilisk, following her sense of demonic energy detection moves towards the room on the back.

-"The energy's changed..." the Basilisk mutters in confusion as she halts. "I can't sense everything as well as usual in this dense cloud of demonic energy..."

Despite that, after a brief hesitation she keeps moving towards the room. She opens the door and despite the room being pitch black, she can "see" the outline of a person a few steps ahead, but the person is aroused yet asleep.

-"Sshh" I move from behind the door and hug her upper body from behind, the place I was hiding at within the dense cloud of demonic energy released as static electricity through the room by the Raiju, which lies on the bed, her yukata opened, and the two fluffy slippers on her chest, each on a breast. "You don't want to wake her up, now do you?" I ask her as I breath hot air in her ear.

-"W-wawawawa...!" the Basilisk mummbles some kind of unintelligible exclamation before falling on my arms fainted, her face flushed from what I can hardly see. I had heard once that Basilisks were timid if such a thing like I just did were to happen, but I must admit that this was a dangerous gamble.

I drag her body up the stairs to the spare bedroom on the second floor and close the door as noiseless as possible. I will have to face both her and the Raiju eventually, but for now I'll have to make sure that I surviv- I mean, don't get raped.

I look at my clock and see that it's about 5AM. And then, as I'm about to head back to the basement, a heavy atmosphere presses down on my shoulders, forcing me to my knees, as a sweet feeling fills my body...

...and pants.

'CALM DOWN JOHNSON!' now only do I understand that phrase from that manga.

-"Fufufufu" a crystal laugh comes from near the threshold and as I lift my head, I see a sight both invigorating and terrifying on the same time. For a nine tailed Youko crosses the door into my house.

-"No...way..." I mutter as I try to stand up, only to receive pain as my pride as a man is about to rip through my pants HOW THE HELL IS THAT SO BIG ALL OF SUDDEN?!

-"My my, that's a champ we've got over there♥" the cheongsam wearing Youko says with a playfully tone as she looks down to my swelled up crotch. "I see that you're polite, standing up for the ladies♥".

-"Shit...gotta...run..." I mutter through grit teeth as I turn my back to the bountiful chested Youko and start waddind away as if I were in water.

She looks at me with an amused interest as I make my way towards the back door. I am about to reach out and open it, when something silky wraps around my ankle. I look down and see that one of her tails has gotten impossibly long and tied itself around my foot.

-"Now now" the kitsune says as her tail starts shortening, dragging me back towards its owner, "I can't let you go before making the trip here worthwhile, nonow can I?"

I reach out my hand and grab the doorframe of the supply closet, and manage to pull myself out of her grasp before diving in the closet and in the crawlspace consequently. I crawl to one of the slides mentioned before, which leads to the guest room in the basement, and I slide down in a tube like tunnel before landing in the closet. I burst out and run to the other side of the room to a built in safe, and punch the code as fast as possible. I open the heavy door and grab a silver revolver and six bullets made out of some kind of purple crystal and start loading the bullets, when the voice of the Youko comes from down the hall.

-"Come out wherever you are♥" she says loudly in her playful tone. "There is no use trying to hide, I will find you eventually, so why not come out and have fun for as long as possible?♥"

Damn, she's releasing a terrific amount of demonic energy, so much that my body has became hot and sluggish. Not to mention stiff. My fingers shake as I manage to slide the last bullet in and slap the wheel in to the revolver just as the door slams open and the Youko comes in, her body enveloped by a cloud of demonic energy and her tails flailing wildly.

-"Found you♥!" she exclaims happily and I raise the barrel to her chest level with shaky hands. "You wouldn't shoot an innocent and unarmed monster girl, would you?" she asks me with puppy eyes while hugging herself defensively, but all that is merely teasing.

-"Normally not" I say as I correct the front sight to aim the heart. "But you're er defenseless nor innocent, now are you?"

-"The part about not being defenseless may be true, but I am innocent in the way of not wanting to harm you" she says with a charming smile. "Now, shall we end this meaningless chatter and indulge in more pleasant matters?♥" she says as her tails suddenly lash out and coil themselves around my ankles, wrists, waist and torso, lifting me on the air and forcing the revolver out of my grip. "Now now, I don't think that we're going to need that♥" she says as her tails start pulling me closer to her while I'm still on the air.

I quickly arch my foot and manage to slip my toe in the trigger's loop, holding it with my big toe and the one beside it before kicking it up and grabbing it with my hand, a move learnt by courtesy of my father, who insisted that one day it would prove usefull.

-"Actually, we do" I say as I press the barrel on her chest and shoot a round. Her tails immediately let go of me, and shrink back and dissapear until she's left only with three of them.

-"How..." she stammers as she holds her chest at the place that I shot her, only to find that there's no wound inflicted.

-"I said that normally I wouldn't shoot a woman with a gun, but this gun has some special bullets in it, made specifically for sealing a part of high level mamonos like you" I explain as I spin the chamber barrel of the revolver and lift it on the air. "But don't worry, you won't see any other than these around, since the project creating them was halted years ago since the bullets have to be fired from a really short distance to be effective, and as you saw, can't seal all of your power. Not to mention that their maximum duration is about three days".

-"You..." she says with a cracked voice and her head hung low, "I'll have you take responsibility for what you did to me!" she says as she dashes towards me and trying to hug me, but she trips and I catch her. "I...feel woozy..."

-"Yeah, that's one of the side effects, but once you sleep it will pass" I say matter of factly as I hoist her on my shoulder.

-"But I don't want to..." she says with a sleepy pouty voice as I move towards the stairs to the first floor. "I don't want to..... Fuuuu...."

That was fast. I thought that she would last for some more time. I move up the stairs and then head to the second floor, once again going up the stairs, and then I go to my bedroom and lay her on the bed before walking out and closing the door.

Okay, now I have a Raiju charged with static electricity at the basement, a Basilisk and a -temporarily- three tailed Youko on this floor and me. So, I will have to find a way to either run away unnoticed, or kick them out. Both sound like putting a burning coal in your pants since both are idiotic, mentally and physically scarring and both have painfull repercussions.

I walk to the kitchen and make some coffee as I watch the sun creeping over the horizon. I take a sip and watch as...

...three Werebats crash in through the door, with me spitting the coffee in response. Now that I think about it, my house is the only one with almost all of its windows draped. And the master switch is down.

The trio turns tlook at me and I slowly and without looking away open a drawer beside the kitchen and take out my antique Rayovac Sportsman and sit on a chair on my side of the table before starting to repeatedly flash the flashlight at them while I pull out my MP3 and play this song (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bodsAqwm_Xk)

The girls squeal at the sudden brightness and curl up on each other, trying to keep away as much light as possible. They look a tad bit cute in this flustered state, I have to admit.

-"I'll be damned" I sigh as I point the flashlight so the light shines just up until below their chins and walk over to them. "You don't like light, huh?"

All of them shake their heads meekly in response.

-"I'm probably going to regret it," I sigh again, "but follow me" I say and turn and head to the basement door, waiting for them to follow, which they do reluctantly. "You can stay down there till the sun falls tonight. There's no windows down there, so you won't have a problem with the lights all. Just don't wreck the place" I say and sprint down the stairs and go and quickly flick on the master switch and run up the stairs quickly before they get down and stop being meek.

-"Okay, now you can go down and wait till nightfall" I saw as I try to stifle a yawn. "Oh, and don't go towards the back bedroom down there because there is a Raiju in" I tell them and turn to head upstairs. "And now, if you excuse me, I will go to have some much needed sleep".

I go up the stairs and start heading for my room, but as I am about to open the door I remember that I have put the Youko in there. Giving up on my bedroom, I turn and walk to the end of the corridor and reach out to the ceiling for the attic's trapdoor handle and after opening it I lower the ladder slowly to avoid waking up the various dangerous mamono scattered through the house. I climb through the hole to the dim lit attic, with the only light sources the light from below the hole and my Rayovac.

I pull up the door and slide the safety bar from this side, making it impossible for anyone to open it from below, and then go and plop down on the spare bed that I brought here after I moved in after my father's death. I quickly feel the accumulated tiredness catching up with me and I quickly fall in a deep slumber.

I wake up with a start in total darkness. It was a horrific nightmare. I pull out my phone and check the hour. 12AM. I slept through the whole day! I jump up from the bed and go for the trapdoor when I hear shuffling and murmurs from below.

-"Where has he gone to?" the Youko asks puzzledly.

-"I don't know" another voice, the one belonging to the Basilisk answers.

-"But...ahnnn♥...we searched all of...Mn♥...the house..."

...you damn weasel, you're in for a trip to hell if I see any stain on the floorboards.

-"Have you checked the attic?" another voice that I can't recognize suggests. It must be one of the Werebats.

-"The attic?" the Youko asks confused. "Which attic?"

-"The one above this floor" another voice that I don't recognize answers. "The trapdoor is right here".

I can practically feel their gazes gathering on the trapdoor. I back of slowly as to not make loud footsteps, but I accidentally elbow a can from a nightstand beside me and it falls to the floor clattering.

Crap.

-"Hey, sweetie, why don't you come down here♥?" the Youko asks in a sweet voice. "We promise that we won't ra- attack you♥".

-"Mi no hablo que la siniorita parles por" I say in my best imitation of a completely wrecked Spanish version of "I don't understand what the miss is talking about".

....

......

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-"Let's go get him girls♥!" the Youko declares and the door starts rattling violently for some time before they give up.

-"What will we do? He has locked himself up there" the Basilisk says in a troubled voice.

Fortunately for me, they don't know that there are other ways to enter the attic. I had made a few, but there is no way for them to learn them...

-"Hey, check this out! " a third voice that I don't recognize says. "I found a map of the house in that room!"

....unless they find the map of the tunnels that I had made when I was a boy and left it at my room...

I swallow hard as I sit on the floor in front of the bed with my legs crossed and switch on the flashlight while looking at the only possible ways to come in; a tunnel covered with a vent grate to my left, another one to my right, also covered with a grate, one leading to the bottom of the closet across me and one covered with a wooden panel on the wall above the bed head. The thing is that I can only cover one at the time and there's no other light in here except for my Rayovac.

I take out the camera screen from my pocket and stare in horror as I see a Jinko, her face flushed, walking in the house, and then going up the stairs.

I swallow hard as I take out my MP3 and play this song (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhdNa3iy5rw) while singing my own version along, sitting there in the dark and holding my flashlight while doing so.

"Welcome little virgin to the darkest fears inside♪ Come join the fun, make an orgy through the night♪ Watch the closet doors or else the girls rape you more♪ Taking every piece of innocence that never sees the light♪

''So grab your only ammunition, your common sense and torch♪ ''Monster girls are running, coming hellbent for your crotch♪ ''And if you don't last, your virginity shall be past♪ Since without another man in sight the only d*ck left is yours♪..."