Talk:Kikimora/@comment-25095137-20140811144012/@comment-213.119.32.191-20141119223955

(For most of these questions, my answers assume I read the in-universe encyclopedia)

Well, first I'd ask her what she's doing. When she explains that she chose to serve me, I'd ask her, despite knowing it already, what I should pay her. She would smile and with a hint of seduction tell me we can discuss that later. As I proceed to eat, I'd invite her to sit at the table, offer her some of the food and strike up a conversation so I can get to know her better. Afterwards, I'd help her clean up afterwards (partially because I want to make a good first impression).

Afterwards, and tell her that I'll first want to see her skills before "hiring" and "paying" her. When she happily agrees, I'd tell her I'll pay a small fee upfront out of gratitude for the meal. Before she can say anything else, I'd unexpectedly pull her in for a deep kiss. While she's dazed with happiness first, she quickly and dilligently starts working while I clean up. Then afterwards, I's work a bit on something, occasionally check up with her and have a delicious lunch and dinner with her.

Eventually, in the evening I'd tell her I'm impressed and very satisfied with her work. While she blushes happily, I'd tell her she's officially hired and that she may collect her first payment, but only if she shows she can propertly handle it. I wink at her, pick her up and carry her to my room where we have sexy times.

Next moring she'd wake up earlier, give me breakfast in bed and I'd tell her I am in love with her like to spend the rest of my life with her. Extremely happy, she'd proceed to get next to me in bed, push her body against mine and enjoy the food with me.

The End.