Talk:Alp/@comment-37532776-20181118192706

People, i am proposing that this become the offical step by step guide after doing it with an alp and discovering.

Step one. Run to a far secluded place, preferably in order territory

Step two. Lock yourself in isolation

Step three. Okay this is where things get spicy, you will have to caustrate yourself an seal the wound

Step four. Remain in isolation for the next year

Step five. Return to your normal life as usual while asking every advancing female if they used to have a dick