Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32558333-20171220011931/@comment-30700719-20171220025453

Fortunately, I'm a Jabberwocky, so at the end, I say, "But instead of the knight using his sharp sword or his pointy spear, he used his wonderful pork sword, his (let me borrow a term from our local reptile expert) cuddle spear, and that night, they ravished each other with all the love and passion of a husband and wife. The end."