Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34251796-20180123134717

You decide to go out for a jog through the forest somewhere in the afternoon as you needed some exercise. The forest is not so thick, so it is suitable for going for walks or jogs. You have been doing this for about 2 hours and you decided to take a nap under the tree as you felt tired. You were in dreamland for at least 3 hours when a noise disturbs you. The noise sounds like arguing coming from female voices. You wake up and see a Slime, a Hellhound, an Ogre, a Minotaur, a High Orc, a Lamia, a weresheep, a Harpy, and a Dragon arguing to who gets to keep you. They did not notice that you are awake now.

WWYD? (I made a first one but I deleted it due to it not being good after reviewing it a few times so here is my true first WWYD) 