Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32558333-20170927033844/@comment-27950421-20170927113043

I yell, "AW SHIT IT'S THE POPO!!!" and run like hell.

The cupids immediately give chase.

After a long chase, a few hopped fences, and an arrow or two being shot at me I'm finally apprehended by the Valentines Police.

As I'm being put into fuzzy pink hamd cuffs one of the cupids begins reading me my rights, "You are under arrest for 1 count of being single on Valentines Day, 1 count of resisting arrest, 547 counts on not sexually harassing a horny mamono, 217 counts of not raping a mamono when presented with the opportunity, 330 counts of resisting a rape, and 1 speeding ticket. You have the right to scream in pleasure, anything you say can and will be used to determine your fetishes. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed to you and she will rape you..."