Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170506143310

You have been dating an aggressive and horny march hare. She has been insisting that you sleep with her since the first date, and grows increasingly pissed when you say you'd rather get to know her better.

On the fifth date at her house, she leads you into her bedroom in a frilly nightie, and locks and bolts the door behind her when you get inside. She has a crazy, lust-filled look on her face, and her mouth is trembling.

&lsquo;I don't want to do this anymore,&rsquo; she says, panting. &lsquo;I don't want to spend so long without sex. Five dates in one day and no sex, only jilling off every minute because I need a proper pounding every hour or so? This is unacceptable. We're dating and we have needs. Let's not deny it!&rsquo;

Her negligee flies into the air and lands on your head. When you take it off and throw it on the floor, you see she is bent over with her palms against the wall, wiggling her bottom in your direction. She looks over her shoulder at you.

&lsquo;I can't take it anymore, sweetie,&rsquo; she said, bouncing her rear up and down. &lsquo;Please have mercy on me and take me here. This is all for you, let's put it to good use!&rsquo; She turns around and sticks her posterior out further, sliding her palms down the wall so she has her booty almost vertically in the air.

You walk up to her and place your hands on the smooth flesh of her buttocks, rubbing them, and unzip yourself. You grin as you rub up and down to prepare yourself, getting yourself lubed up with the wetness from her flower. With one quick thrust, you're deep inside the wrong hole and pushing in and out of her.

&lsquo;You ASSHOLE!&rsquo; she screams ironically, though you can't tell if in pain or pleasure. &lsquo;I love it! Do it to me, harder, faster, deeper! Don't stop! Make it gape, fill up my little tanker from behind! I love how we're finally making love even if it's in the wrong place! I want you to do it in the right area once you've exploded!&rsquo;

What happens afterwards?