User blog:Themasterofantics/Markiplier and the King of the Werecats MGE version

Here is my first blog.

Here is the story of what Markiplier, Myskerm, and Lordminion777 said on a live stream, except I made the werecats into the four werecat species from Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

''I dont own Markiplier, Bob or Wade. if i did i would have them pole dance while eating chicken, Lol.''

Warning Spoilers, Rape (not), and Wade bashing ;P

Enjoy '' J

Lake House, home, in the Catskills in New York, Upstate, sort of…

''The Trio Mark (Markiplier), Bob (Myskerm) and Wade (Lordminion777) were up late in their cabin, taking a vacation from making videos. Suddenly they heard the terrifying sound of the Catscales which are xylophones for cats. The trio didn’t bring cats with them so when they heard the catscales, they new they were in trouble.''

''Wade just said “I can’t even handle the catscales exist. How are we suppose to fight this?” then bob says “well, you know what’s the one thing that cats are the most fearful of, right?... cool ranch Doritos.” And Wade always had six bags of cool ranch Doritos whenever they went on vacation together.''

''So bob goes into Wade’s trunk which had goofy stickers on it. Kind of like a Harry Potter like trunk. And he’s got a want in there too. So bob went in there and he got the cool ranch Doritos and was like “lets sprinkle these on all of the window sills and keyboards in the house and that will keep the cats away, who are playing those catscales.”''

''So after the trio ran out of cool ranch Doritoes the gang thought they were safe from the catscales but unfortunately they were not cats they were Werecats. Sexy but deadly female monsters that have the characteristics of cats and they desperately seek out men to mate with and they are not allergic to cool ranch Doritos.''

Knowing that they could be fucked (literally), Wade dawned his harry potter garb, put on his rob, took his wand out and ran into the woods screaming “peehype” cansting the Harty Potter spell, “PEEYUS HYPUS!!!” and blasted the cats away with his wand juice.

''. . . but unfortunately that was only Wade’s side of the story. What actually happened, he ran into the woods wearing his Harry Potter shit, screaming “Peehype”, waving his wand around really girly with his female hands. And the Werecats just gang raped him, because Harry Potter wasn’t real but wade didn’t know that but what could you do?''

''So they lost wade and it was just Bob and Mark. Mark gets up and says “Fuck Werecats.” Because he hates them, goddamn they are the worst. Mark wasn’t sure what to do. So he reached into Wade’s trunk and deep down in the bottom, there was this wet bag. And mark pulled it out and it was really gross because when he opened it up it was filled with uh. . . Mark wasn’t sure what it was, but he defiantly didn’t like. So he hands the bag to bob and says “this is the main ingredient to killing all of the werecats.” And bob believed him. so Bob took the bag, which he instantly realized it was Wade’s Peacoat. So bob took wades peacoat, and put it on and said “you know what, you girls raped Wade and Marks not going to do shit. He’s just going to be back there on twitter on his stupid iphone. Not going to do anything” then Bob runs out and beats the shit out of those werecats. And wade was never heard from again.''

''. . . unfortunately that was only Bob’s side from the story. What really happened was, Bob put on the Peacoat, he loved it so much and went out to join the girls and the werecats smelled the peacoat and claimed him as a great ruler. And they made him their king. And they made them King of the Werecats. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Bob: And that’s the story about how I become the king of the werecats.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Mark: yes that is what happened.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Wade: wait if mark is king of the squirls and bob is the king of the werecats, what does that make king of?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; padding: 0in; border: currentColor; mso-border-bottom-alt: solid windowtext .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 1.0pt 0in;">''Mark: Shut up Wade! You’re not a king of anything. You’re just Wade.''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">So how do you like that?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Comment as you please but please be nice, because this is my first blog. And also, comment if you think Wade is a giant prick lol ;p

if you want to see the original video go here: Link