Talk:Alp/@comment-72.129.154.205-20151226012825/@comment-162.216.46.168-20160106023254

Oh no, I seem to have slipped on this wet floor, landed on my back, and am now sliding towards her. Oh no, I seem to have slipped perfectly between her legs and knocked her off balance. Oh no, she fell on top of me and now my penis is in her vagina. Oh no, she keeps slipping when she tries to get off of me and just falls on my crotch again, over and over.

How strange it is, that all of these little accidents happened in such an order that I would accidentally have sex with my alp friend, on accident.