Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170302121327

You are on vacation near the seaside. One day, when you take a stroll near the dick ... sorry, dock, you notice several march hares on a ship looking towards the shore. They're all dressed in identical, blue skimpy sailor outfits with their midriffs and fluffy legs on display. And far too much of cleavage, despite the sea breeze.

One of the march hares notices you gawking at them (out of curiosity, of course) and waves at you with a cute smile. &lsquo;Like what you see, cutie?&rsquo; she yells. &lsquo;We're looking for some more seamen to join us on this trip, you interested? Don't be shy, it'll be bon voyage!&rsquo;

What would you do?