Talk:Jabberwock/@comment-25095137-20140815175125/@comment-25035274-20140816034920

Curses upon that Dormouse! First she breaks into my house and tries to steal my bed, then she has her friends abduct me and drop me in some weird ass restaurant with a crazy rabbit, then she sets me up to be haunted by a nutty cat pretending to be a ghost. And now she's had that damned cat set a dragon loose on me?!?! This time, she's gone too far!

I march up to that dragon and tell her, in no uncertain terms, that I will NOT be bullied! Not no way, not no how! I inform her in as blunt a manner as possible that I insist she send me home Right! This! Instant!

Of course, being a dragon you just know she's got to bully the little guy! Surprise, surprise, she shoves me, and I fall on my butt!

After that?!

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You know, I'm much calmer now that I'm getting laid regularly. I have absolutely know idea why I was so angry before.