Talk:Kikimora/@comment-26499809-20150619213618/@comment-82.37.23.250-20150721171332

Hearing her cries for help I pick up an old cricket bat lying in a puddle in the alley.

Me: oi dafuck you wankas doin?

Thug 1: Piss off mate.

Thug 2: yea bruv you think we're scared of some prick wiv a bat? You come any closer you're gonna need stitches.

Ignoring their threats I thwak one of them with the bat to which a second guy shivs me in the side, I cry out in pain and drop my bat as the rest of the gang kicks the ever living shit out of me. After about half an hour they get bored and leave but not before the thug I bashed spits on my wound. The kikimora, watching the whole time, helps me up and offers to patch me up at my place as thanks for trying to help.

What'd you guys think? I've never tried anything on this scale before