Talk:Alp/@comment-27950421-20180419153550

So you work in an office that has an equal opportunity program that involves mamono, which other than the occasional sexual harrassment and up tick in productivity (corporate put a hot guy with shit tons of mana as one of the supervisors and his first act was to announce to the office that he finds women who are successful in work to be really hot, turned out to be rather motivational for the mamono in the office.)

One of your coworkers used to be a man named Zachary, however Billy (we all know Billy by now. God dammit Billy...) thought it'd be funny to sneak some prisoner fruit into Zachs lunch and the DE in the fruit caused Zach to turn into an Alp. Which didn't surprise anyone since Zach is flamboyantly gay, nearly to point of being a parody unto himself. Still this had apparently been rather traumatic for the poor bastard and to make matters worse, Zachs boyfriend left him apparently unable to love a woman in that manner and afraid of the same thing happening to him.

After several months,Zach, or Zaina as she prefers to be called now, has managed to get her life back in order and Billy had come off of his suspension (why he never gets fired is confusing to say the least.) Zaina had apparently found a new boyfriend, one who accepts that he used to be male and has apparently adapted well to her newly aquired womanhood (Billy having to pay for her couseling due to her lawsuit helped immensely.)

You go about your day, dealing with flirtations of a particularly friendly holstaur and staying out of the way as one of your anubis coworkers chases Chershire coworker away from the fax machine when at the water cooler you see Billy gargling water and spitting it out, apparently trying to clear his mouth of something.

After having whipped his mouth he grabs you the shoulders, "Oh god [insert your name here], don't ever take a bite out of one of Zaina's sandwhiches! She has terrible taste in mayonnaise! It's all slimy and sticky and watery! And it's way too salty!!!"

Apparently Billy doesn't know why you should never eat anything out of a married mamonos lunch...

You hear the enraged yell of Zaina, "WHO THE HELL ATE PART OF MY LUNCH!?!? BILLY!!!!"

Or why you shouldn't part of someone else's lunch without permission...

What do you do?