Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20191110040352

You’re just buying a large packet of chips at your local store. (Sea Salt with a hint of Flow Kelp.) You walk home to eat them like any other day, and plop down in front of the TV. In one advert break, a smartly dressed human man and Demon are sitting at a desk with a massive spinner behind them.

“Good evening, it’s Man LotteryTM with your hosts, Jim and Alex! We’d like to take a moment to thank out sponsors, Lays!” You absentmindedly shovel some chips in your mouth.

“Lays chips are a common commodity throughout the city, but today, we put a spin on that!” The Demon gets up and spins the wheel, as a crowd presumably cheers. The arrow points to the name of someone in the crowd once it stops, and there are shouts of excitement.

(Insert mamono) gets up from the crowd and bounds up to the stage, shaking hands with the hosts. You put another handful of chips in your mouth.

“I’m so excited that I won,” she begins, “but what exactly am I winning?” Smartly dressed man chuckles.

“We put a tracking chip inside a card, and put it one one random bag of chips before it was sent out from the factory! That lucky sucker is going to be your husband!”

You absentmindedly bite down on a tough thing. Holding it up, it’s a fucking strip of cardboard with a chip, and in big letters, “You’re the lucky winner!” The chip beeps once, and suddenly a map of the city comes up on the screen with a red dot at your house.

“There he is! Go get’em!” The mamono bounds off the stage and out through a pair of double doors. You realise she’s coming.

WWYD? 