Talk:Orc/@comment-26911558-20160611223420

You are walking through a chasm between cliffs. There is about 20 feet clearance at it's narrowest point, and it's about 45 feet to the top of the cliff. This is a path you've taken to the next town dozens of times, but today is different. As you walk down the path, you see two orcs standing on the path. They have their nude chests pressed up against one another as they compare. "There's no way your's are bigger than mine!" One shouts. "Believe it, bitch!" The other shout's back. As they continue their argument, fondling their breasts, all you can do is stare dumbfounded. Before you can do anything, they finally notice you. At first they blush from embarassment, but then they get evil grins. "Do you want to ask him?" The first one asks. "Sure..." Her friend replies.

What do you do?