Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-28358106-20170520185040/@comment-28358106-20170522014201

(I try my best to differ from every other transdimensional doctor out there. Not easy when you occupy multiple realities that often intersect)

"Yes, Marcus, I'm sure you do." I give him a red lollipop I reserve for good patients, then levitate him over to the couch. "Now, just sleep it off. And, er..." I pause and turn to the nurse, whispering. "If a future Marcus comes in here, do NOT let him in the recovery room."

"What should I do?" The nurse asks, bewildered.

"Tell him that I'm at the Lotus in the Mist Quarter. And, um, tell him it's free lap dance night.  Or hell, I dont know, give him one yourself.  Just keep him away from himself!"