Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30700719-20170313134600/@comment-30700719-20170521012757

A loud thrumming reaches my ears, and I semi-awaken. Stormi has somehow managed to burrow into the sleeping blanket and snuggle up against me. I raise my head a bit and look around, just in time to catch sight of a hundred lights jumping into the air. "Well holy fuck! Don't tell me...don't tell me they've given their weapons to children! Oh no....." I tap Stormi's head, and she opens her eyes and looks up at me. "Why is cuddle-time over?" I hug her closer. "Don't worry. I just gotta lay down some surprises, then I'll get right back into bed." I slowly pull myself to my feet, the darkness of the night obscuring all but the trees. I flick my wrist, and my PDA flashes on. "All right then. Preparing from an ambush from two adults and about a hundred, maybe two hundred lolis. I reckon the automated GLOO cannons, along with some tranquilliser guns, will wipe out their forces." I set to work, fabricating turrets in the trees. When the final belt is loaded up, I wipe my brow and walk back over to the sleeping bag. "ICARUS, silently alert me if more than 3 life-forms get close to me."  I wriggle back into it and close my eyes. The soon-approaching legion fades from my mind. "Stormi, we will probably have to fight people in the morning. Just remember not to hurt them." She merely turns over and nuzzles her head against me.