Talk:Titania/@comment-26120285-20170121163253/@comment-30700719-20170306235246

"Huh. Honey, darling, step back. We might have to do a little...renovation after this." I fabricate a BFG-9000 and level it at the thing. "I'm giving you two choices. One, leave, never come back, and keep your life. Two, step forward, and experience what it feels like to be a potato in the oven." It slowly steps back, then leaps out the window. "It's smart enough to know when to run-" The window on the opposite side of the room bursts open. I push my wife and daughter behind me and pull the trigger. A large sphere of green plasma shoots out of the gun, instantly disintegrating everything in the room. The screen goes black. I sigh and say, "End simulation." The helmet retracts from my head, and I blink at the brightness. 