User blog:JOVA82/Waifu Chaser : The run

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Some might ask, why I signed up for this event. Well answering that, there is a good reason, and a bad reason. The good reason is currency. As I'm from a small nation with weak currency, and very low base income, if I would win the prize of 500k here, and go back home. I would be one of the wealthiest individuals in my nation, and pretty much set for life. I could drink the most expesive champagne, every day, and never lift a finger to do any work. The bad reason is that I have allways claimed that running from a police in a car chase, is quite possible, and I would give about 55% chance of success. at least if you can do some preparations for it. 35-40% if not.

As I signed up I was thinking I could do some preparations, alas I was proven wrong. Due to the same currency exhange in reverse. If I would sell my home, which isn't excactly cheap, I wouldn't manage to get even half decent car over where the event is held, unless I would be extremely lucky on finding a bargan.

Then why this competition is arranged here. Well. Police in this nation are known to be slightly on the trigger happy side, Especially when dealing with mamonos. While mamonos are by far the largest minority here. How ever, while mamonos arent exactly too dangerous, let's face it, you only end up being "married" to one if one assaults you, while humans often go far further in very negative way. This competition is basicly to set an example how you can catch a fleeing suspect, withuot using lethal force. Then again, the "runners" in this competition cannot be armed, thuogh they can be concidered dangerous, noting that excessive speed very much is just that, and potential violence can be a thing while we are stealing a car from a street. How ever, the genral puclic here has been made aware of the competition, and they will be reinbursed for the full price and some extra, if they end up being carjacked, and potential damages if they are involved in an incident caused by the chase. Also, We are all wearing simlar outfit provided by the show creators, so that those who end up getting carjacked by us, have easy time regognizing who we are, and they are guided not to resist too much.

Also in this nation, and in this city, the largest minority is actually majority. There is a LOT of mamonos living here.

Then who am I, Well, I'm a driver... No, I'm THE driver

Being a driver to begin with, I have some benefits here. First of all I drive a big rig for living, and I find it rather easy to be in control of 40 tons of vehicle and it's load. On the other hand I allso have some track experience, though it's been 15 years since I was on track, and the series where I ran, well it does have relatively strict rules of contact, but many who arent familiar with the series, think it's demo derby, which it definitely isn't but contact does happen rather often.

Then there is the place where the event takes place. While this nation is known for easy to navigate gridmapped cities, this happens in one of the few very organic cities. There isn't any gridmapping here, Roads veave left and right, just like in my home town, which is both blessing and a curse. Gridmap cities are very easy to navigate, While that enables very high speeds, it makes the following of a suspect quite easy. The organic layout of the city makes braking line of sight easier, which can give just enough advantage to the suspect to turn in to other street unnoticed much more likely, How ever, it's easier for the police to cut off the escapee, and the escapee might actually get lost, and therefore spend more time in the area that's abslutely necessary. This would be a benefit for any local escapee, but major hinderance for me, as I had just couple days to study the map. and maps dont really tell everything. Footpaths, Bridges on footpaths, Shotcuts trough offroad or Parking garage, Bus roads that are blocked with bollards, etc. the list goes on. And dont get me started on the one way system here. It's straight up horrible.

Then there is my preference of a car. I like something a bit older, withuot too much electrical mumbo jumbo, Big and powerful engine, and rearwheel drive. This can be anything from so called "muscle cars" to "sport saloons" and even some smaller "sport compacts". How ever I do exclude most "exotics". While generally fitting my preference, The mid or rear engine layout of most Exotics have make them truly very fast, How ever, you have to be seriously good driver to bring all the capability of them truly out. Very small mistake while driving on the limit, unfortunate bump on the road or such will easily send you completely out of control in very unrecoverable manner. The cars of my preference cant go as fast on straight or in turns, but they are much more manageable while driving them on their limit.

Though as I look out from the window, it's not like I would get what I wish for. SUV's, Pickups, Minivans, and mundane sedans, and small hatchbacks. SUV's and Pickups tend to have decent ground clearance, and most of them are quite rugged, which would give me some offroadability, and would make jumping kerbs easier, but the handling disadvantage would probably be too great. One thing I allso should have to take in to concideration. Some cars most likely will be modified to some degree to enable mamono drivers. While great majority of them are simply unable to due to their body's limitations, some modifications might make the driving, at least driving position very unsuitable for fast paced driving. As for Holstaur the seat is most likely positioned lower and further back, due to their larger size, I might have to end up sitting very upright in the very fornt of the seat so I could see out of the car.

Trying to scan the carparks which I can see from this building, if there would be something easy to hotwire, thuogh I see none. That is bit of a predicement, I have to get a car of at least some description, and relatively fast, as if I loiter around here, the others will get a heaadstart, an as they start to get chased, the police intercept units start closing in, and that makes leaving later than others more dangerous.

That's when I spot a car that suits me very well. While relatively mundane large family car in it's original state, the small lip on the bottom of the front bumper, the wheels and tires it's running on, and the menacing thuogh low rumble of the exhaust gives it away for me. This is a factory built hotrod, "Hellhound" edition. It's quite common here in it's mundane version, Even some police departments used them, thuogh they are now slowly phasing it out, This is something else. While not exactly the best handling car that I could have chosen, it's by far the most powerful car available. few years ago it was one of the most powerful production cars ever made, and the cheapest of those that had truly significant powerfigures. Effectively nearly tree times the power of the regular versions, and more than double of what the police were using.

I burst out of the buildings front door, and beeline for the car on the turning lane, I have to get there before the lights turn green. I made it, thuogh only just, and pull the cars door open. I give as menacing look as I can, as I just say "Out!" and thankfully the man behind the wheel decides not to resist at all. I jump in, and as the traffic has cleared in front of the car, I pin the throttle, traction control lights flashing in the dash as computers try to keep traction whle the massive engine is fighting to brake the traction.

I swing across the traffic, from left turn lane straight across 2 lanes of traffic and speed away, Only to realize I'm going one way street in the wrong way. How ever that kinda works in my advantage, The traffic isnt as heavy as it usually is, as some have decided to stay home for the event, which is streamed online with half an hour delay. Even I have a small camera in my chest, thuogh that means I have to lug along a small battery bank on my belt, which is connected to the camera. It isn't really a hinderance, more likely just annoyance. How ever as there is 3 lanes of cars coming against me, I have to bob and weave between them, and with a bit of luck, I manage couple blocks that way, Where I turn left, and casually join the traffic.

My plan is to hide in plain sight, to not escape until I think that I'm figured out. I open up the sunroof to look up, No Harpys, Dragons or other flying creatures in sight, and I dont hear a helicopter. Allso My plan was to fool the chasers that I would be using a highway, I know there is major fourway highway interchange couple more blocks further up the way where I originally started heading, That and a sea. But I wanted to get the police thinking that I would be going for the highway. Of course, it would be the fastest way out of the city, and therefore most likely having police roadblocks, or at least patrols watching the highways. If I would have chosen that option, I could theoreticly be outside city limits in 20 minutes, if I go full throttle. But that is assuming I would beat the police setting up the roadblocks, but it would be way too obvious. I'm going for the least likeliest option of surface streets, and in the direction I will have to travel the longest amount of time and distance to get out.

Sure there is a chance that the police check the stream where I was half an hour ago, and if they do so, they can narrow the search area, and possibly figure on what car I'm in. Thuogh they are supposed to not do that. But that is a risk which I'm willing to take here.

As I hang 3rd left on row, and start heading towards the starting point. I'm just thinking. Can I pull this off. I mean, I'm not entirely against Mamonos in general, Even thuogh back in my home nation, which is allso neutral they are quite rare, and the general opinion isn't exactly in their favor. Then again, I'm not exactly very fond of that potential outcome either. Sure I'm taking huge risk for the money, but apart from the broadcast from my potential time in custody... Would I really hate it... Not entirely I think.

After 25 minutes of slowly cruising towards south still pretty much in the city, I note a white SUV behind me. It's not really nothing that unusual, but I know that most police districts in this nation have currently started using that spesific model. Now this could be just some random Lizardman driving this car, but it makes me slightly uneasy. I stert "turn right game". and after 2nd right turn I turn off all traction assits, as the SUV is still following. After 3rd turn, I'm sure of it, She's not just random driver, She's following me, and most likely has allready called backup. Time to bolt.

As I get to the road I initially started the "turn right game," I stop on the fourway stop. Just check quicly around, and indicate right, and the lizardman in the SUV behind me starts indicating right. As the intersection is empty, I slowly roll a bit forwards, then yank hard left, while limutaneously flooring the throttle. Result is that I start making donuts on the middle of the intersection, and at the same time, I put up quite a smoke show. I can see blues and reds flashing trough the smoke, though that's pretty much all I see. I ease off from the throttle, and end up pointing allmost nose to nose with those flashing lights, I aim on their right side, and accelerate right past the police cruiser, just slightly scraping it. And with careful throttle management I manage not to have too much wheelspin. Though, I once again Im going wrong way, on a one way street, There's luckyly practicly no traffic here, and the police cruiser... Well, it's still sitting in the smoke clowd I just created. Thuogh she definiely knows what way I went.

I race to the intersection, hit the brakes, hard, but not so hard that it would activate ABS, giving me perfect control to dive on the street I oroginally turned to this street. That's when the first real accident takes place. As I'm coming from a direction no car should come from, nobody expects a car coming from here, and as I try to dive in to traffic, another car hits my side. Though the hit wasn't too hard, it just crumples some metal, it allso allmost knocked me in to what would be oncoming traffic, so I allmost had to stop completely, to make the turn. I start fleeing from the scene, unfortunately now heading back, and deeper in to the city, and as the speed increases I notice that the car now is pulling left, not too hard, butit will definitely affect the handling, thuogh it's unlikely that it would be bad enough to actually stop the car.

As I'm approacing the 3rd intersection, I see how blue lights light up the sides of the buildings up ahead. The police allready knows what kind of car I drive, roughly where I am, and of course due to the little bump I got the car is very distictive. so I need a new car, and I need to vanish. I swing right, allmost wrecking in to parked car as my car doesn't want to turn that well anymore, and then gun it up the street. and soon I realize I'm in residential cul-de-sac. How ever, in front of one house is exactly what I need. It's old "Muscle" car as they are called. Thuogh th burnt paint doesn't look too promicing, I know it takes me roughly 30 seconds to brake in to it, and 30-60 seconds to get it running. Assuming it runs. I dump my car in front of a neighbouring houses garage, so that the damage is mostly unseen from the street, and sun to the car I had seen. I had some very basic tools with me, but actually picking the lock would take way too much time. So I just put the tip of my screwdriver between the window and a doorframe, a little twist, and I hear a small pop as the glass shatters, I push the shattered glass inside the car, Unlock the door, and I'm in. Thankfully I can see that the keyhole for the ignition is just as worn as the car seems to be, and I guess right as I can turn the car on with just the screwdriver, No hotwiring needed. How ever, as I keep cranking the engine, it really doesnt want to start, and as it finally does, I get a slight dissappointment.

I had hoped I would hear a rumble of what had once been furyous V8, the engine note instantly reveals that this car only has what once was asthmathic V8 that was barely running, I could hear that at least 2 cylinders weren't firing and 3rd fired only on higher rpm. and if it's roughly in the condition what the looks of the car reveal. it wont have much power left. I most likely would be better off with some kids bicycle. Oh well. Could be worse. I doubt that this old hunk of junk draws too much attention, afterall, it's one of the most common spoty cars in this nation a thuogh this Stallion was rather impotent. I think as I drive off from the cul-de-sac, and turn south to head away from where the lizardman had spotted me. I drive past the car which I collided with, again followin all the rules of the road, and contune my southbound journey. though tomy dismay, none of the gauges, and most likely most of the warning lights dont work. I have no indication of enigne temperature, fuel, speed, RPM, and where the clock used to be, well there is just empty hole. Than again you cant expect much from a slightly over 40 year old car.

Eventually I find a slightly larger road. We could call it main road, thuogh only 4 lanes, 2 on each direction. and actually room to manouver, which is a releaf. Though that releaf was rather short lived, Most of the dashboard had been dead as I drove, and not too much later, I could see smoke, or steam coming from beneath the hood. As my luck seems to run on very low today, the car literally dies right infront of a police station. I really can't start figuring out the problem here, and I really REALLY need to get distance to this exact spot very fast. as the car is kinda distictive, and it's blocking the traffic.

I see how a car stops beside me, the driver rather angry at me. But his car will do fine. It's small, nippy, decent handling, and allso rather notorious on street racing scene, despite being an import. Well... At least if it would be the Type-S performance model. though at that era car, they had to settle for the second hottest version. I jump out of my car, Slide across his hood, open the door, and as I pull him out the car starts rolling ahead, Thankfully he handn't had bothered with seatbelts. I run to the car, Jump in, and gun it. I hadnt reached even the next block as I see a patrol car setting off from the front of the police station. I race down the street, occasionally jumping on the wrong side, as traffic there is lighter. Speeds increase nearly to highway speeds on surface roads. I have to note that this is far from safe, but right now it's the only way to get distance that I so desperately need. Thuogh as I'm in rather low and sporty car, I cant even hope to jump the kerb that divides the oncoming traffic, Unlike my chaser that is in an SUV. Thuogh it's only matter of time when they get someone blocking this road.

As I arrive to a rather large intersection, which was mostly covered my rather large center divider, where was trees and other shrubbery growing. I see what I feared. Police cars blocking two roads, and two police setting up a spikestrip on the road that I would be forced to take, How ever I'm clearly there way sooner than they expected me to be, as my options are pretty much only either drive over them, or wreck myself in to the police cruisers or buildings around, and the speed I'm approaching, There is no way I could stop before hitting them. I hit the brakes, ABS rattling and giving my foot a massage, but there is no way I could stop, As a last ditch effort I release the brake and yank the steering hard to right, and simultaneously yank the handbrake. The car slides, Rear passes the front, and I hit rear first in to a police cruiser, and I get a nasty hit on my back, as I'm thrown against the seat, as my car's rear end hits two police cruisers pushing them out of the way. For couple seconds I'm strying to gain my bearings, hoping that this wasnt the end, when I see an escape path. I find the first gear, and gun the engine, jumping a kerb, and on to small residential street. Praying it wouldn't be a cul-de-sac.

Thankfully it at least seemed not to be, though soon as I started gaining speed I noticed that the cars rear end likes to slide out from under me. I get oversteer on rather low speeds, so the rear supension or control arms were bent in the crash. and I barely manage to go half a mile before I allmost spin out on left hand turn, Thankfully, that spinout left me pointing towards a side street, so I dash there, the police cruisers right behind me. This street is allready very narrow, and quite twisty, and as the car is barely controllable I knock down servial mailboxes as I pass them, and just barely missing parked cars on the roadside. Soon I arrive to larger intersection, but my speed is again too high for attempting a turn, I would most certainly spin out, and the police are now close enough that they would block me within seconds. Therefore I drive straight over the main road, only to to find myself in a park. and the only option for me is to run along the footpaths beside the lake.

On the positive side, I'm kicking up a clowd of dust as I'm sliding on the gravel paths, so the police can't follow right behind me, I had just enough lead that the dust clowd covers majority of the trees beside the footpath, so following too closely might lead them slightly off the path and in to a tree. The path ends in to a small car park, and luckyly there is someone just getting out of their car. I Stop the wreck and jump out, the police not far behind me. I run to the lifted pickup truck and grab the keys from the guy who just parked it. and as I get in the car, a police cruisers try to block me in. How ever, now I'm just happy I have lot's of power, lot of weight, and fourwheel drive. I can push one of the police cruisers just enough that I get large enough gap to ram my self trough. althuogh just barely. As I slam the gear to drive, and floor it for my surprise there isn't much movement. As I look in the mirror I see that a minotaur is lifteing the whole rear end off the ground, and despite front wheels pulling me forward they dont have enough grip to escape from the minotaurs grasp. with quick thinking, drop the gear back to neutral, my foot firmly planted on the throttle, and I feel how the car luches backwards. I instantly slam the gear back on to drive, and I feel how the tires grip this time, the rear end drops down as the Minotaur looses her grip on the rear bumper. and I'm free yet again. Though for how long.

To be honest I doubt I could make it outside the city anymore, the outer ring road being agreed as the escape point. I'm not exactly sure, but I think I'm something like two thirds of the way there, thuogh that's just rough estimation. The fact is if I remember anything from the map the last quatrer of the way is old main road, and not many intersections. and whole lot of forrest on both sides. in other words, an ideal place for a roadblock. And then the cloverleaf intersection of freedom and money. That is, If I'm even near where I assume to be.

Thuogh now that I'm something truly offroad capeable, I might as well go offroad. I blast out of the cul-de-sac, and straight trough a wooden fence on the other side of the road, and just after that I mow over another fence, and I find myself on some form of sports center gounds, going up a small hill and trough yet another fence, I end up on baseball court, and driving up couple steps, and trough again one more fence, I find myself on what looks like a football field... or soccer field as they call it here. on the opposite side of the field there isnt a fence anymore, thankfully, and I see some cars parked over there so at least I can hope to get back on the road. a look in the rearwiew mirror tells me that I shaked off most of the police cruisers, just couple SUV's behind me anymore, thuogh I doubt the cruisers would be too far behind, most likely they are allready heading up to cut me off some place, and sure enough as I barge out of the gate I see the cruisers coming up further down the street. In my hate to get away I miss the intersection to slightly larger road, and end up on tiny one way street, Barely wide enough for the truck. This gives the police a distinctive advantage, and they are soon right back on my tail. Allso to my horror it looks like this street leads back to the road I just crossed, so I have to find another way out, and then I see some form sports court, this one having what seems to be a hammer-throwing "cage" at one corner, and some other thing on the opposite corner. and behind them there seems to be a parking lot, so that's where I'm heading.

As I rush trough and out of the parking lot, I turn right to the small street, i havnt lost my pursuers, but they havnt really gained any ground on me. The road has forrest on both sides, thuogh it wont last for long, so this isn't my dash to freedom yet. But up ahead still good distance away I see that police are once again setting a roadblock. I notice a side street, but I overshoot it by a lot, Not helped by the police SUV that hit the trucks rear end, as I suddenly jumped on the brakes. How ever I see another path leading uphill between the houses on my left, and I just make a mad dash there, barely missing an oncoming bus.

How ever the rad wasnt exactly a road, it ended to someones yard, How ever there was small footpath that was just barely wide enough for the truck. Well I had two tires in a ditch trough that path, so it kinda wasn't wide enough. And I find myself on yeat another field, This one much larger than any of the sports fields, and surrounded by trees, not buildings. and soon enough I realize I'm on Golf course. I remember seeing a golfcourse on the map, and If I remember correct, one of the highways is rather near, most likely on the opposite side. Though it allso tells me that the road I had planned to take, the one with forrest on either side, would have been allmost at the end by the time I reach the other side of the golf course. Withuot that roadblock that forced me to turn here I would most likely be free within 6 or 7 minutes.

I race trough the golf course, Hoping I wouldn't hit a sandpit or waterpond, as m speed is once again raising dangerously high, and few times I even notice that I'm catching air on larger bumps. Police SUV's and crusiers still on my tail, thuogh I'm gaining distance as they are not taking the nearly suicidal risks that I'm taking. Soon enough I see a parking lot, and now I know that I'm only couple minutes away from being filthy rich and free. How ever there was one more large bump that I didnt see, and the landing was HARD. The steering got bent, I lost drive from the front, and while I'm not sure, I think the whole frame of the truck got bent. Thuogh the end being so near, the truck must last a bit longer, Just 3 or 4 miles and it's over. I drive down the road away from the golf center, only to see a roadblock of 4 police cruisers at the end of the road.

I just have to push trough them, and find a way to the highway, 2 miles left, can't be much further than that. I hit the brakes, so I wouldn't totally wreck the truck, but to my horror the pedal goes straight to the floor, but the truck ins't slowing down at all. All I can do is aim as much in between two of the police cruisers, and pray nothing too bad happens. and then for the first time, I put my seatbelt on. The seatbelt lock clicks in, thankfully I just got it before the impact. Aibags burst open, and I'm thrown in to them, the seatbelt not quite properly tightened let's me move enough to hit my head on the roof of the truck. For couple seconds I'm just along for the ride. The police cruisers were thrown out of the way, as the truck partly pushed them aside, and partly climbed over them. As I regained my bearings the truck was shut down, in the middle of the highway I wanted to reach. I can see the ramp to the ringroad, and freedom. If I get there I just need to stop, and hope I get airlifted to hospital, because honestly I don't feel so good.

I crank the ignition, and miraculously the truck fires up, plumes of steam and black smoke shoot out below the hood, I get the truck in gear, and try to make a turn to right, and towards freedom, but the steering wheel feels unexpectedly light, and even thuogh I turned it at least 3 fuull rotations, the car only went straight in to ditch in the other side of the highway. I lost steering. I lost steering half a mile from bing a millionaire back home. This can't be happening!

right about then someone opens the drivers door, I see a dark elf swinging handcuffs with one finger, and smiling at me. And then the world went black.

I woke up later that day in a hospital. Apparently I had suffered a concussion, and some minor fractures, but absolutely nothing serious. The dark elf was sitting beside my hospital bed, and apparently i would be out in couple of days, and then she could start her "interrogation." She allso show'd me a picture of the truck that I had used, now missing the whole front axle, and frame twisted in such angle that the rear wheels were barely on the ground. The passenger comparment was nearly untouched how ever.

Due to my stay in the hospital, and the time frame of the show the final part of me being held in custody wont be filmed. I heard that I was by far the most difficult to catch. Other drivers opting to go fast from the get go, and they were captured before the police had figured out where I had dissappeared. This was the main reason why there was such high amount of police chasing me down, after they had found out my actual location.

I got to watch the show couple weeks later, and I noticed couple of rather obvious mistakes I had made, but I allso got to admire my own car control seeing how severe the damage had been with most of the cars. I allso noticed couple very close calls that I had been completely oblivious while running away. though I must say it was still whole lot "safer" than most chases you see on the news. While still being very unsafe to begin with.

How ever, Now I have to go, I hear my master calling me, she has just come home from work, and she apparently needs her little slave to serve her. And serve her I will.