Talk:Elf/@comment-71.241.201.26-20141230031510/@comment-24.202.19.242-20150626205022

I knew our conversation would end up in this situation, so way before she would try to initiate the act,I pulled out a scroll to summon someone else, another guy who really wants in, to take my place while I poke a hole under the earth before slipping in and closing it.With earplugs, I block out their noises while counting the time until something bad happens.

As it turns out, they were way too close to an elf village and as I was slowy exiting the earth refuge, I noticed the other guy had five archers pointing arrows at him and an angry mother glaring at him like batman would at street punks.

All while I watched from a safe spot, I start laughing loudly: You done goofed son!