Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180701075416/@comment-29435884-20180702105157

I wake up slowly and groggily, blinking in the early morning sunlight. Hang on, what the hell am I doing up this early? With how late I was up last night, I should still be out like a light right now.

Okay, checklist time.

Head still on? check.

Ceiling hasn't fallen on me? check.

Wrapped in the coils of a Lamia? che.....hang on a minute.

"Marie, what are you doing in my bed?" I ask my step-sister, who is snuggled up to me in a full body coil. "Oh, I'm just giving you a birthday hug, After all, today's a special occasion for you!"

"Yeah...nah, not this early in the morning it isn't. Can you do me a favour and leave? I've got some shuteye I need to catch up on." Marie responds by hugging me even tighter. "Nuu! You're warm!" damn it. Oh well. She is pretty comfy. "Stay there then, see you in a few hours." I reply, already drifting back off.

Way to early for this shit...