Talk:War Discussion/@comment-93.137.217.23-20140612190739/@comment-25035274-20140612203341

I would absolutely love to solve my own problems, mate. Unfortunately, I don't have electricity coursing through my body, so I can't jump my car off by sticking my willy to the battery. I don't have a hang-glider stuck to my back, so I can't fly myself to work. And I don't squirt thread out of my sphincter, so I can't very well sew myself a sweater with my derrier, now can I?