Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24026095-20170128003438/@comment-24026095-20170202125819

Soldier from the surface wrote: "Help! My tie is evil and it's trying to kill me!" &lsquo;Help! My creampie is evil and it's killing me by not coming out even when I've whacked off until my dick was sore!&rsquo;

&lsquo;*gasps and places her hand over her mouth* I'm SO sorry, creampie - er, I mean honeypie, I'll help you with that right away. *opens your belt, undoes your jeans, and lets them fall to the floor with a swish, then grabs your magically hard cock, since she always has that effect on you* Does it feel better? Do you want me to stroke you if it'll help you ejaculate better than your own hand? *moves her fingers in a circular motion all over your leaking cockhead, then leans in close and takes a deep breath right from your cumslit* It's okay, baby, let it all out, I won't judge you for cumming early or demanding sex fifty times a day. Let out all your pain and frustration for Mommy. *grips the base of your shaft and starts moving her paw up and down a little more firmly while kissing the head* Oh, you did say creampie, didn't you? Do you want to breed Mommy today? You can do anything you want to me, but don't keep that creampie inside, it'll hurt you like my milk hurts my boobies. *pulls you closer and rests your head on her right boob, slipping her nipple into your mouth* There, there, drink it all up, *slips your aching dick deep inside her warm folds* and you can cum inside Mommy, right, NOW!!!!!!! *you explode deep inside her*

&lsquo;And that's the way the creampie shoots, honey bear!&rsquo;