Thread:The Reptile King/@comment-26517142-20160806205724/@comment-27950421-20160808014022

Anyways the thing happened before I stopped drinking. It was the annual Christmas party for the Beast Kings. I was drunk off my ass and in my hydra form I don't really remember why... Up till this point the Feline Queen and the Mollusk King were dating. Cat girls and tentacles you know? Clam for brains thought was the best thing that could possibly happen to women, mostly because tentacles. Well as I was saying I was in my hydra form and the Feline Queen was also drunk off her ass. She mistook me for the Mollusk King and went straight to the seducing and well... if you ever seen Feli when she get going you don't say no. At least not while you're drunk. One thing led to another and we ended up in a big ass orgy with my Waifus. I woke up the next morning to find myself being called a "Sexual Tyrannosaurus" by all the Beast Queens and Mol both Single and wanting to kill me.