Talk:Dwarf/@comment-26115871-20151116192059/@comment-28358106-20160701223835

I look down. "You know, you're welcome to stay there, as long as you don't mind your seat gradually getting higher over the next minute or so."

She pauses and looks at me. We both break into a grin. We both laugh our asses off.

Then, we both get a booth and become great friends.