Thread:Coolsage999/@comment-28970831-20150319213926

I have been shot, steamrolled, exploded, burned, and frozed inside a casket that was buried by a tomb which was crushed by a obelisk then rolled on by a steamroller and I am now in the Alaskan oceans for 1000 years, or maybe 4-5 years idk I'll think of something to return. 