Talk:Shoggoth/@comment-26380985-20170506165111/@comment-31729550-20170509011110

I rebuke her for her unprofessional behavior. And that I do not appreciate such actions even if in jest. Which-of-course-I'm-fully-aware-that-it-was. I then have the Kiki invite the Shoggoth in and have her (the Kiki) explain to the Shoggoth what she did.

I then ask the Shoggoth and the Kiki, to find a way to get along together. But the fact of the matter is- such unbetoward rivalry will only escalate if left unchecked. I also give one or the other the opportunity to leave now with a month's 'pay', along with a glowing letter of recommendation. Or they both can leave.

I then converse with them candidly. That yes, I understand both of them have their own innate desire to make me their own husband- eventually. But I cannot guarantee that I will be able to do so, such is my line of work. I may end up dead at the end of the month. I cannot foresee the future.

But I may choose one or the other as a waifu. Who can say what the future will bring? But for now- it's best if we all just kept things professional.

(Which of course they will both agree- wholeheartedly. But I get the distinct impression that both will be much more subtle in their attempts to undercut the other. Which will necessitate their inevitable replacement.)