Talk:Ant Arachne/@comment-26115871-20151029203648/@comment-27049723-20151029210147

Me: "Firstly, how'd you get in my house?"

Ant Arachne: "Front door was unlocked."

Me: "Secondly, why my house?"

AA: "It seemed cosy enough. Also it was the only house I came across with the door not locked."

Me: "And lastly, if you're gonna be living here you gonna have to learn to make your own sandwiches, especially if you're gonna be stayin' here for free."

AA: *excitedly smiling* "Does that mean I can stay?"

Me: *nods* "You're lucky I'm too nice for my own good. But only if you don't mess of the place and expect to be able to boss me around. Deal?"

AA: *thinks about it* "Deal!"

Me: "I don't have a guest room but I can already assume you're gonna want to sleep in my bed huh?"

AA: *puts on a mischevious grin* "Bingo."

And to this day she's still living with me, though you could say our relationship is a little closer than landlord and tenant now.