Talk:Arachne/@comment-28358106-20160718201932/@comment-27950421-20160718212832

Fine but the diving spider must have one of those old timey diving helmets.

If you gave her an eye patch and one of these: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0cXHpaJB--/17muiaeiepnfejpg.jpg, I would be very very happy.