Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-39745555-20190825030447/@comment-36855838-20190828222542

I lift my hand, and snap my fingers.

Sure enough, my mother is standing next to me.

I do it again.

She's back where she was.

Snap.

I have a bowl of ice cream!

Clap, clap.

I'm on a date, with the girl of my dreams.

I wave my arm.

I'm seated by the fire, reading a good book.

I yawn, and-

Snap.

I feel well rested!

It's night time now, and is that. . . a cow?

No, it's a woman, who looks like a cow.

She could do with [https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Kraken more legs. . .]

Snap.

A better tail couldn't hurt either-

Clap.

She seems great enough, but she could smell sweeter-

Smack.

Just for fun, let's throw in mosquito.

Whack.

Hooray, hooray!

We made a beautiful amalgam today!