User blog comment:Doctor Ibrahim/Ask the Doc and his Family!/@comment-30061283-20161209225222/@comment-28358106-20161210045940

I sigh. "Fine. I'll buy you another laser pointer.  And if you're good, I'll get you one of those ones with the lens that makes the silhouette of a naked lady."

Regina turns. "Don't encourage him, Thomas!"

"Why not? If it looks like a naked lady then he might tackle it himself."