Talk:Hellhound/@comment-26120285-20160807031224/@comment-10429980-20160807182429

Given my horrible state is obvious I don't have to do much as a bunch of concerned monsters and humans take me to a doctor. Once I am stable I ask my hellhound girlfriend to have sex with me until I become an incubus, at this rate the transformation may be the only thing that can save my life. Course I will require various enhancing potions and foods to keep going long enough, some succubus nostrum will help.