Talk:Wight/@comment-26911558-20161016184628/@comment-30700719-20170225113515

"Thank you for inviting me. My imitation skills are great, I can even sound like a man!" I say. "Come on in, come inside! The girls are waiting for you!" she says, ushering me back inside. "Everyone? Aww, what kind of surprise you got waiting for me?" I say, desperately straining my brain for what a Wraith would say. "Oh, we invited this pilot dude. When he gets here, you'll get first shot at him!" says a nearby Lich. "Mmmm. I like the sound of that!" I exclaimed, not liking it at all. "Where is he? He should be here by now." I take in a deep breath, exhale, rip off my costume (my pilot's uniform is on underneath) and start playing 'Thriller' on my PDA. I then proceed to start dancing. "When Jan starts dancing, the whole place sets on fire! That's why I was banned from thirteen different venues...." A torch on the wall falls out of its holder, setting fire to the floor. "Dammit. Everybody out! Fire!" I yell, grabbing a tablecloth and trying to put out the small fire.