Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-38691345-20190601022444/@comment-34497523-20190602072307

After my close encounter nearly a week ago, this kunoichi began to revere me as the ninja master. It seems she was sent to kill me by my ex-girlfriend who's a demon. Luckily i was playing Ninja Gaiden when she showed up at two in the morning. She caught me on a good part, i was just about done with the regent of the mask. Upon seeing my victory she proclaimed i was the ninja master and dropped her weapon. She suddenly became docile and wanted to learn my techniques, i told her it was just a game i had beaten many times before so everything was pretty easy. Still, she insisted i was a ninja master and if that was enough the next day she watches me play Sekiro. After that, her supposition that i was a ninja master became cemented in her mind and she began living with me to learn my skills.

8 months later.

Having played every ninja game i have with her, she began to somewhat grasp the concept of what i was doing. She understood the fact that it was a game, but insisted i was still a ninja master...or atleast had the skills of one. Figuring thats as good as its going to get i playfully accept her praise.