Talk:Nurarihyon/@comment-27950421-20170424125105/@comment-29325824-20170424131406

Realizing what's going on, I go to my confused dog and gently usher him out of the room, possibly with a treat, closing the door behind him. I return to the Nurarihyon, who jumps into my arms and thanks me, her savior. As I quickly realize she tried to freeload off of me, I also realize we're at an impasse. She wants to live with me and I wouldn't mind living with her, yes. But she also probably wants my dog gone, while I'd rather stay a virgin for life than betray my best friend in the world. Bro's before ho's, ammirite?

Anyway, I tell her that she's allowed to stay with me, and I'll even be willing to keep my dog in seperate rooms than her for the time being, but on the condition that she seek therapy to get over her phobia.

P.S.: Before anyone asks, yes I had a dog, I did consider him my best friend, and before I had him I also had a phobia of dogs. But it's because of him that I got over it (without therapy even) and canines became some of my favorite animals in the world.