Talk:Bubble Slime/@comment-28935784-20150713020015/@comment-26115871-20150910234018

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

I flinch as my wife marches into the room, very pissed that there's a bubble slime in here. In an instant the bubble slime tackles her, and no matter what I try I can't get it off of her. As it turns out this bubble slime is a lesbian. It takes a few hours until the bubble slime's exhausted and it saunters off, leaving my wife a sticky mess.

"Uh, honey?"

". . . can I keep it?"

And that's how my wife got her pet bubble slime.