Talk:Alp/@comment-27950421-20180419153550/@comment-29435884-20180702130932

"Oi Zaina! The fuckwit's over here!" I yell. Immediately I hear running and angry swearing from the other side of the office. I'm fairly sure the phrase 'gonna rip his cock off' was thrown in there. Bloody hell, She is pissed. Yanno what? Can't blame her.

"What the fuck bro?" The cretin asks me. So I turn to him. And I tell him the truth.

"Billy, you. thick. cunt. Turning Zach into Zaina was dogging the boys. You never, EVER, dog the boys. Pinching Zaina's lunch was dogging the (sorta) boys. You dogged the boys Billy, this is on you."

I then walk away while Zaina beats the living shit out of the brain dead wanker.

Moral of the story? Never dog the boys.