Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28530195-20161222020021/@comment-27950421-20161222200959

Fine then. '''I CURSE YOU MORTAL. NEVER SHALL YOU HAVE HOMOSEXUAL SEX!!!'''

Now you really only have a choice between returning to your body, only ever having sex with men, or eternal celibacy. I'm sure you'll think of you poor lonely apophis waifu when making you decision.