User blog:Notadeadguy/Lucky 7's: Episode 1- Of Otakus, Mamono, and a Beam Katana

Author's note: Hey guys! I'm Notadeadguy and this is my first Fanfic. Well technically my first MGE fanfic. I've written fanfiction in the past, but I'm still a fresh rookie. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my writings.



Episode 1: Of Otakus, Mamono, and a Beam Katana



The sky was lit an uncanny shade of green as a huge magic circle hovered above. Anyone for miles on end could see its colossal structure. You'd have to be blind not to. The circle seemed to be still for an eternity until some kind a sound could be heard. The sound of something breaking. The circle was cracking, and pieces of the sky seemed to fall off like shards of glass.

When the circle finally broke, a hole appeared in the sky. However, the hole seemed small compared to the magic circle. Small enough for a human to come out.

It wasn't long before something came out of said hole, and began speeding towards the forest below like a meteor. All before making impact with the cold hard ground.

It was a boy in his teens (17 to be exact) who fell from that very hole in the sky. He wore a t-shirt with a logo of radiation on it with a purely gray hoodie. He wore jeans, deep blue in color and white running shoes with a touch of black. His hair was black and messy but it seemed to compliment his appearance along with the glasses he was wearing. The teen stayed unconcious for five whole minutes before finally getting up scratching his head.

*The teen's pov*

"Ugh... what happened?" I say to myself trying to recollect what happened to me.

Wait I forgot to introduce myself.

Hello! My name is Martyn Jakpottz, and I'm just your everyday hopeless otaku. I like to watch anime, and play videogames. My talents include Swordplay, Running, and Button mashing. Anyway, It was the day after the last day of school when I decided to visit  book store when all of a sudden I was surrounded by some strange light and then... Bam! I end up in some forest in the middle of  nowhere. But you guys already read that so I guess there was really no point on explaining it to you guys. Wait... Who am I talking to?

My thoughts are cut short when I hear a rustle in the bushes behind me.

Alright I know what's going to happen. I'm just gonna check out these bushes and something will try to eat me... NOT! So I didn't check what was inside the bushes hoping that whatever was in in there would leave me alone. I was wrong.

I quickly moved left as soon as I heard something come out. I barely dodge what looked like jam fly past me and into the tree. The thing splats as soon as it crashes and it leaves a sticky stain on the oak. I felt safe for a moment but the ooze began to come back together as easily as a two-piece puzzle. And what was formed was a slime in the shape a blue naked girl.

"Oh come on!" I speak out loud. "Don't tell me I'm in one those stories where a guy ends up going to another world and the plot is to find a way back!?" I think. I've seen enough television to know where this is going. This kind of story was generic and could be made by many people easily. In other words, I seem to be in a world with monsters, and where there's monsters, there's usually the setting of a holy order and a demon lord, or something like that. Although that slime does seem familiar. Where have I seen that kind of slime before.

<p style="text-align:left;">Unfortunately my thoughts were cut short as the slime girl begins to pounce on me once again. I duck and run out of the way as the slime continued it's assault. I began running away from my area hoping to somehow escape the awkwardly cute but dangerous creature behind me.

"This is not fair!" I scream at the top of my lungs. "How the hell am I supposed to survive if I don't even have a decent weapon!?" I was annoyed, considering that I ended up in some different world with nothing but my clothes on my body. "Isn't there someone out there who could help me out!?" I screamed again hoping for someone to save me. But alas, I knew it was hopeless. Or so I thought.

"You know you could've just asked," I hear a voice and I turn my head left and right to see where it came from. But all I could see was a menacing blob hopping towards my direction. The slime was slow however, so it seemed like I was homefree. That was until I crashed into a tree. 'Should've paid more attention to the road.' I'm now on the ground, and before I could fully stand, the slime jumps at me but misses. I land on my butt, and now I'm cornered with my back to the tree I just crashed on.

I was slightly terrified, considering my current situation. I practically couldn't move since I was backed into a corner. All I could do at the moment was stare at the slime girl as it slowly approached me. "Yummy spirit energy... want... now."

I froze for a moment,"Wait... what did she jusy say?" I began to recollect some information of how she looked familiar and how there was a concept of "spirit energy". And then it hit me. I was inside the MGE universe. I was quote shocked upon realizing where I am. I mean stuff like this only happened in Fanfiction. Then again, no one has actually written about it in the Blog posts.

I sigh in relief knowing I wasn't going to be eaten, but merely raped for the rest of my life.

... Oh wait, that's still bad.

"Wait! Wait! Don't do this! My parents will be pissed if they found out about this!" I yell at the perverted slime crawlimg towards, trying to reason with her. But seeing the lust in her eyes made me realize that it was pointless.

She jumps at my crotch getting ready to straddle me. I close my eyes one hand out hoping that it would do something, but I knew that it was the end.

Again, I was wrong.

A whole minute passes and I still don't feel anything sticky between my legs. When I open my eyes, the whole world was gray and the slime was in midair, it's face right next to my hand. I tried moving, but it seems I was in the exact same situation as her. 'What's going on?' I thought to myself. What happened next astonished me.

"You're in a protected state... for now."

I gasp, it was the voice I heard a few moments ago. Did he just protect me? I assume that it was a guy considering the masculine tone of it's voice; the voice also echoed a bit for some unknown reason.

"Who are you?" I ask reluctantly trying to look around, but alas it seems that I could only my face to a certain extent. "Who? Me? Well let's just say I'm god." I'm shocked to hear his answer. "Your god at least." He continued to speak and my mind was trying to be as quick as it can to process the new information given to me. I somehow manages to understand a little about what he was saying.

The mysterious voice continued to talk,"And as a god I'm just looking for a little faith."

After that statement I somehow knew he was an ally. "Well then can you get rid of this slime for me?" The voice replied, "Sorry pal, but that's beyond my power... at least until now." The answer he gave me was suspicious but overall helpful. Considering that I know a small fraction of this guy's power.

I open my mouth, "Then, what can you do for me at the moment?" "The least I can do now is give you a weapon." The answer was straightforward and useful. "A weapon? That's good." I say with a serious tone in my voice. "So which one do you want? A sword, gauntlets, axes, a hammer..." I reply "None of the above." The voice is rather shocked at my answer. "Then what?"

I sigh and begin my explanation about what I want. In times like these I tend to become serious. "You said that you're a god right? Then do the impossible." The voice asks questioningly, "What do you mean?" "I'm saying to give me a weapon that's impossible to exist here." I continue my statement,"If I know something, it's that any good mage could summon something as easily as that. So what I'm asking is that if you can give me a weapon that's not from around here."

"I see" the voice begins to understand what I'm trying to say. "So you want proof that I'm your ally. Very well then. So what weapon do you desire?"

I glare at nothing and my mouth smirks. "Give me a beam katana." "As you wish..."

...

Time began to resume normally as the slime finally began to descend. But this time a flashing light appeared on my hand and I felt like I was carrying something. Something Deadly. Before I knew I heard the slime girl scream in agony followed by the smell of something slightly burned. When I turned to look at my hand I saw a hilt of a blade. But the blade was not there. Instead it was a very light bluish beam that ended under a pointed reciever. It was as I wished for, a beam katana in my hand.

The slime was split in half, small clouds of smoke floated where she fell on the blade. She tried to recover, but I had already gotten up and stood over her. I took a fighting stance, and then quickly slashed at the rest of the remains. The rest of her evaporated under the heat of the laser and melted into a small sticky puddle.

"So I guess you're a god" I simply spoke out loud at nothing. "The god that's in your head to be exact" The voice spoke and it was exactly where I knew it would've come from. "Why take up residence in my head?" I ask. "That, is something I don't know myself, but all I know is that I've recently been inside."

I recall about a month before all this happened that I began hearing things, but I simply dismissed it as me watching too much anime.

It's quiet for 5 minutes, before I finally say something. "So what happens now?"

As if on cue, a bunch of men appeared on horseback before halting a few meters from the area from where I was standing. They all wore armor, and had crosses on their uniform. The one in front, gets off his horse and walks towrd me, his armor clinking. He was taller than me, about 6 feet to be exact. He had short brown hair and a slight goatee on his face. His eyes were green, and he seemed to be friendly, if not a little intimidating. When he's finally next to me he speaks."

"So you're the hero huh? Nice to meet you."

Episode 1- End