Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190417132101/@comment-28718853-20190630173015

A group of Fairies come across a minigun inside a storage facility. They decide to have some fun and begin to paint the weapon in a wide range of colors. By the time they finish the minigun is the color of a rainbow. All of the fairies chuckle at their deed until they squeal, startled by the sound of a door being kicked open and a gasp that follows.

The Fairies spot a large bald man staring with his mouth agape at his vandalized weapon. They expect him to be filled with range, but they're very surprised instead when the man produces the biggest smile imaginable and hugs his minigun against his chest like it's a massive teddy bear.

This peculiar sight leaves the Fairies in quite an array of confusion.