Talk:Hakutaku/@comment-26380985-20180103022009/@comment-29435884-20180103063644

Bugger it, they're big girls, they can sort their own shit out. Besides after that one time with a Cheshire mate of mine and a bag of MDMA I've fucking had it with chasing naked monsters around. You just can't explain that to passersby you know?

I walk down to the hotel bar and have a few drinks while I wait for the inevitable. Sure enough, a Red Oni security guard comes up to me with one of my friends under each arm, still naked and dripping wet. She firmly asks us to vacate the premises.