Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29435884-20180505060445/@comment-28718853-20180530153239

What I possess in my hands is a special notebook. With this device, anything I write down becomes true. Right away I jot down a single sentence, "Destroy the Order."

Almost immediately, Order ranks and cities all over the world collapse into chaos. With those zealots out of the way, I write down my next order of business, "Unlimited cheese pizza that is always warm and never rots."

Brilliant, now what's next..HEY!!!

"Now what's this fancy little notebook you've got here sweetie?" A tall and well-built Hellhound asks as she holds my reality-bending device above her head. "Give that back!" I scream as I hop up trying to reach for it to no avail. She gives me a devilish smile and prepares to write in it. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" I cry out.

(Days later)

Welp, now Hellhounds rule the world, the planet itself is a Demon Realm with a large section sanctioned off to the side to allow the humans to reproduce, and the initial Hellhound that took my notebook has made herself a powerful overlord with me as her husband and pet.

"Come on dear, I really want to try out these new domination techniques that that Dark Elf showed me," she says as she walks in her admittedly badass armor toward her private chamber with me on a leash.

Well, at least I completed my initial plan of ridding the world of the Order. I also still get unlimited cheese pizza daily.