Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35363646-20180421055455/@comment-35346743-20180421090024

First I get my girlfriend and shove her into a closet. Then I set my mother,father and sister down on the couch. "Alright I umm, was saving this for some other time but have a surprise for you guys" Taking her out of the closet and showing her to my family. "Oh! You must be Hogarth's family! Nice to meet you" There was a silence for a few seconds as the let it sink in, then it immediately went into a screamfest. My mother was disgusted while my father just was confused and my sister was lecturing mom about being more open. "you can't just dismiss monsters like that anymore mom!" "B-but it's unnatural and frankly downright wrong" "WHAT!!. What's so wrong about them!" "Aww, she's defending you" "Bup bup bup, I haven't even started to get to know you, so you better shut it before I join mom, MISSY!" "Yeah she's pretty picky on who I date, she hacked my tinder profile" "Do you want to go upstairs until it blows over?" "It'll take a few days" "Just the way I like it" "Oh wait, I have an idea" I open my laptop and open a digital book and type a note onto my desktop: dear horrible family, went upstairs to have sex, but don't wait up, read this instead.