Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20150425235050/@comment-25035274-20150426001144

"Why yes, Madam, in fact I do. I'm here to inquire about your selection of fine wives and bodyguards. I'm looking for a model in the not TOO domineering range, as I am already quite well aware that she can protect me far better than I can protect myself. I do, of course, understand that there will be a certain amount of...shall we say, rough play involved, but would prefer any actual pain on my part being as strictly avoided as possible."

Negotiations ensue.