Thread:BTR180/@comment-27550231-20180310205325/@comment-28358106-20180329035945

Here is A dumb thing, but not the dumbest.

I was once using a shop vac to clean my shed when the end attachment got clogged. I should have turned it off, but didn't, and don't ask me how, but the hanging nozzle after I detached the end somehow made it to my pants. Sucked my crotch like a two dollar jezabel.

Fortunately both my jeans and my ensuing terror helped in keeping it from serious damage. But damage was stil done, and now I use a dirt devil instead.