Talk:Mershark/@comment-30655593-20170201121505/@comment-27950421-20170201122515

Upon smelling blood: What!??! Blood!?!? Somebody needs help *speeds off to save the day

10 minutes of not being able to find the guy: Where is he?!?! He could be hurt really bad...

20 minutes: Oh my god I can't find him, what if he dies?!?!?!

30 minutes: Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod....

40 minutes: *imagining some poor schmuck getting eaten by actual sharks* Where is he!?!?!?!?!?

50 minutes: *floats listlessly in the water* I failed... somebody was hurt... and dieing... and they drowned... and got eaten by sharks... and it's all my fault...