Talk:Devil/@comment-26380985-20160823210606/@comment-24026095-20160919195915

Everyone runs out screaming, &lsquo;EVERYBODY OUT! LUCIFER'S DAUGHTERS ARE HERE TO ENSURE OUR DESCENT INTO DEPRAVITY!!!!!!!&rsquo;

When they're at a safe distance, I sneak back into the church and grab hold of the little ... er, devils' tails. (The arch imp looks sinful enough.) &lsquo;You've been very naughty. Why scare people in the house of God? I must punish you by impaling you on my holy lance and spraying holy water right into your sinful wombs!&rsquo;

The devils squeak in fear before their eyes light up. &lsquo;Father ... please cleanse the records of our trespasses and purify us with your holy water – *terrified gasp* Your lance is too biiiIIIIIIIG!&rsquo;