Talk:Lizardman/@comment-24692561-20151002070623/@comment-5426290-20160128111830

I duck in and cover my face with my arms. "Please don't kill me." (ToT)/

She sighs and walks up to me, sheathing her sword and prodding my side. "I don't kill, I just want to duel."

I sit on my bum and scotch away from her. "B-but I have never fought anyone ever before."

She frowns and sits herself on my waist. "Listen, will you fight me if I teach you how to swordfight?"

I hesitantly nod, and we start to train over the next two weeks while I travel. As we train she becomes more and more amoured with me until one night she pounces on me and tears off both our clothes. "Screw our fight I WANT you in me NOW!"