Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-26114944-20150423070041/@comment-5426290-20150423080359

I jump up to attention and shoot out of the chair and offer it to her. "S-sorry, please go ahead and sit down your majesty." I then sheepishly try to inch out of the room only to be grabbed by the collar and pulled back on her lap.

She giggles at me and hugs me like I'm her new stuffed toy. "You are now my cute royal snuggle-toy." I yelp before being pressed into her bosom again.