Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31359001-20191126074150

Thanksgiving was fantastic. You successfully introduced your mamono wife's family to your own and hosted a jovial feast to rival the kings of old. After everyone left for their homes, you made sure to give your beloved the best "dessert" you possibly could.

It is now 3am, friday morning. Your wife is peacefully sleeping off her various meals, but you are wide awake and ready for a self-assigned mission: Black Friday shopping. Wile you're not usually one for deal-hunting, you recently recieved a notification that would make suffering the ravenous, retail-thirsty crowds worth it. Druella's Dungeon (your one-stop shop for bedroom enhancement products!) has announced that the first 25 clubcard-holding shoppers to make a >$100 purchase on black friday would recieve an autographed bottle of succubus' nostrum! This is something you can't possibly pass up. Not only would this prize accelerate the incubization that you and your wife have been anticipating for months, but the bottle is signed by your beloved's favorite lilim! You must have one.

You stealthily slip out of your home and make your way to your favorite purveyor of adult-oriented products. Unfortunately, as you arrive in the parking lot (wallet with platinum member's card safely in your pocket) you notice a rather glaring problem: there are hundreds of people already outside. It looks like a horde of winter-y type mamono has gathered at the shop's doors on this cold november morning long before you even left your home, all in an effort to get the same prize you seek.

The situation is daunting, but your determination does not waver. You MUST be one of the first 25 to make a purchase and secure the autographed nostrum for your partner. The doors open in 2 hours.

WWYD? 