Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20180117020528/@comment-34498122-20180128081146

Wait a minute

I look to my hand

There's a ring on my finger

I'M MARRIED

Flashback: Its me marrying my childhood friend who is currently waiting for me at port

I panic as she gets jealous easily because of her athletic figure

I end up executing my signature move

Which is a Hammerlock Suplex onto the poor kraken

I apologise before going to sleep off my drunkness

We should be home in a day or two

Not long.