Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170403133840/@comment-31595069-20170405051316

No treasure was safe, no person coud ever find his secret identity, He the acomplished theif known as Draken was unstoppable...at least thats what he thought until this moment.

One day while walking through town three men approached amd whats worse they seemed to know who he was... However they asked him, the acomplished theif Draken to...steal back their underwear? Not a prized gold statue? Not a pouch of gold? Just...underwear?...They promised they would pay him more gold than he would ever receive...but he highly doubted it...They could just buy new underwear at that point but he was not one for them to spill his secret. "You have yourselves a deal then. I get your underwear back, you never speak a word of my secret." He narrowed his eyes at them and they nodded in understanding.

As nightfall came, he donned on his usual black outfit to blend into the shadows and went to work. He scales the stone walls with ease, marked down rather valuable things along his way until he finnaly made it to a large open room and hanging on the stone walls was...their undergarmets? What crazy person hangs them on the wall? However what shocked him was the sound from behind him, someone knew he was here and what he saw was a woman. Dressed in a casual way, and what attracted his attention the most were the fangs..."Vampire"

"Ding! Ding! Ding! Correct you are. Your reward...you get to ask a question." She leaned against the wall with a small smile.

"What...Why are you exactly giving people wedgies and stealing their underwear?" Draken asked, utterly dumbfounded at this situation.

"For fun of course, of course stealing undearwear from just babies got a little boring afterwards. So I decided to see if I could steal the underwear of the acomplished theif Draken. Oh, along with a wedgie." She chuckled before laughing. "Oh, if you do avoid I will give you more than enough gold."

"Well...That really does sound like a great---Later!" Draken leaped out of the nearest window taking her challange and getting a headstart. "This is gonna be fun." She ran right after him.

Down in the courtyards, it was a game of tag as this pont. She catches him, his undearwear would wring him like a rag. The chase went on for hours....and hours...and hours...until at the end the sun was coming back up. "Aw...you actually won...Pretty good for a human." The Vampire smirked as she extended her hand. "Heh, I guess my theif skills are above that of a vampire. I guess I will be taking that gold huh?" She smirked as he shook her hand. "Oh, remember when I said you avoid me? Well...nice hand you got there.""Oh FUAGHHHH!!!" Draken yelled as he felt he back of his underwear pulled full force.

In the end Draken lost his underwear...and returned to the men with the bad news. The underwear stealing Vampire soon became much popular than Draken and her spree continued until the shirt stealing Vampire soon appeared. They later became the ultimate duo...And Draken? He ended up buying new underwear and fears one day he is going to get a wedgie.