Talk:Red Oni/@comment-25095137-20140808023849/@comment-25035274-20140815000831

I tried to explain to her that I didn't drink. I really did. But she just wouldn't listen.

See, I only go to that shop because they also have the best damned yakiniku ever. It's soooooooo good. The meat practically melts in your mouth.

But yeah, she was starting to make me uncomfortable, so I walked out. Unfortunately, so did she. As she was passing me from behind, she scooped me up by her waist and threw me over her shoulder. Her left arm, meanwhile, was occupied with carrying a giant, brand new keg.

I tried asking her to put me down. She didn't listen. I tried yelling at her. She didn't listen. I tried screaming for help. They didn't listen, because who's gonna argue with a gigantic oni?

Now I'm hung over, and my hips are really sore.