User blog:Redknight910/WWYD Ittan-momen SteveDuck

Prompt:  You and an ittan momen are walking down the street when she trips and falls into a bucket of dye. When she climbs out she has a complete tie dyed colouration and she becomes quite spaced out saying things like "woah" and "look at that duck!" Eventually after a lot of inane rambling she turns to you and says "mr Blubbles. You have been a great goldfish to me, therefore you are going to give me away when I marry [your name]" she giggles as she puts a finger to your lips "shhhhhhhh! Don't tell them, I haven't asked!" She should return to normal once the dye has broken down in a few hours.



Answer: I take her home, she's wrapped part of herself around my arm and is dazedly swaying in the wind. I sit and wait for her to return to normal, and when she does she looks around groggily.

"Umm... what happened? When did we get home?" I tell her she fell into a dye vat and started acting... strange. Her cheeks go red and she looks away.

"Oh, um, I, uh, didn't... say anything, did I?" I tell her that she only mistook me for her goldfish, then ask if she has something she wants to ask me. Her face goes even redder and she stares at me wide eyed.

"I did say something!" She puts her face in her hands. "I'm such an idiot." I put an arm around her shoulders. I tell her it’s okay, and ask her again to ask me her question. She looks across at me from between her fingers.

"You... really want me to... to ask?" I nod, smiling. "We- well, okay." She takes several deep breaths.

"Would you like to be my husband?" I nod, offhandedly mentioning that I don't want her goldfish handing her off. She tilts her head and looks at me with confused eyes. I chuckle and tell her not to worry about it. The confusion quickly passes after that, and before I know it she's in my lap. We kiss, the inside of her cloth mouth surprisingly lifelike. She'd told me about the particulars of her body more than once, and now I was getting a firsthand demonstration of its mimicry.

"I'm sorry, but I can't wait for after the ceremony for this." I feel some shifting around my groin, and suddenly hear my belt and pants hitting the ground. The next thing I know she's riding me with a look of ecstasy on her face. We stay like that for a few hours, getting each other off before drifting into a content slumber.

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