Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28358106-20160621173144/@comment-27950421-20160623151104

I smile at Lucida, "Oh yes, he's serious. There's actually a bit of story to how I got there, see I was on vacation with my father, we were up in the mountains, riding motorcycles at high speeds down narrow curvy roads that run along cliffs, camping out, suplexing the bears thag snuck into the camp site, you know, guy stuff. Anywho, so I was in my tent getting ready to sleep when suddenly these alien schmucks rip through my door and they were all like-"


 * Flashback*

A group of aliens rip through a tent door and aim various energy based weapons

One yells, "GET ON YOUR KNEES!"


 * End of Flashback*

I lean back and shrug, "To which I reply-"


 * Flashback*

I stand there with a grin wearing Godzilla PJs, "I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!"


 * End of Flashback*

I lean back foreward and point, "And you know what happened?"

I pause for effect, "The morons didn't get it! A perfectly good TFS quote ruined. So after explaining to them how displeased I was and politely asking some questions-"


 * Flashback*

I have partially transformed and am now sporting massive razor sharp claws and a lashing tail riddled in blades and spike the whole area is cast in shadows but numerous blood splatters and alien corpses.

I have pinned one of the aliens down with my claws and have my face completely obscured by darkness save my glowing red eyes and really pointy teeth, "TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW OR I EAT YOUR HEAD!!!"


 * End of Flashback*

I shrug, "I found out that they came to conquer the planet, harvest its resources, and enslave its native people. And that they reproduce by budding. The morons didn't even know what sex or parenthood was. Which is really impolite, I mean if you're going to enslave a population you should at least know the basic biological functions of said function so-

I pause to take a drink, "In order to demonstrate to them just how dissapointed I was in there poir performance, I suplexed every single member of their invasion force, even the dead ones. That they took exception to and they attempted to kill me, which went about as well for them as it goes for everyone else who's ever tried to kill me-"


 * Flashback*

The alien mothership explodes in a brilliant display of pyrotechnics as a single cruiser comes flying out.


 * End of Flashback*

I smile, "It was then that I remembered that I promised Jeiel that I'd return from vacation with a grand entrance, so with a bit of summoning magic I directed the last alien ship towards Oz and well, Doc explained what came next."