Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20180101014511/@comment-46942422-20200921052356

(Starts reaching for my vibroknife)

Her: NOnonononono! It's ok! It's ok! I'm not gonna hurt you.

Me: Not worried about that. I'm worried about how you got in my house.

Her: Ummmm...pleeeeease don't be mad at me,but...I...I'vebeenlivinginyourhouseforabouttwoweeks.

Me:(Inhales deeply) Contrary to my calm looking demanor right now,I wanna do things that extremely illegal,so I'm going to escort you to the door,and change my locks.

Her: No,please! There's a reason why I'm here!

Me: Ok,then,what is it?

(Lifts shirt to reveal a pair for massive breasts with erect nipples) Her: This is why.

Me: I'm listening.

Her: I saw how much you we're enjoying the milk so I decided you'd like it directly from the source.

Me: Look listen,I appreciate the offer,and I'll take up on it,but the next time you do some shit like this again,I'm getting my pistol.

Her: Yeah,sorry. Now (completely removes her shirt),come see what it tastes like from the tap.

To be continued...