User blog comment:VictressAgilis/Got Puns?/@comment-23894473-20151110053004

A hat maker once dealt with a customer that couldn't decide on what hat she wanted made. He then became a very Mad Hatter.

I can never get my hair to grow outside of one month in the year. I wish I could always have my March Hare.

Someone on the internet kept badmouthing me in the comments section. Man, what a Troll.

A man was talking to his two friends one day, but his female friend disappeared after seeing a purse she wanted on sale. After looking around, the man asked his other friend, "Where did Wendigo?"

I went to my girlfriend's house to pick her up, and her father answered the door...naked. I screamed, then woke up. Man, what a Nightmare...

Uhm...that's it. : P