Talk:Nureonago/@comment-30850838-20170417055813/@comment-29564364-20170417131955

Alpha: *sigh* Why do haters always have flamethrowers...? But you guys just screwed up big time. See, TheHD is a slime fetishist. Talking about him... Where is he? Yo, TheHD! TheHD, where are you? He's about to attack members of the slime family.

He's WHAT???

Alpha: He said he wanted to launch an attack on Nureonagos with a couple friends, one of them with a flamethrower. It's supposed to be the part where I show up, disarm them and strip them of their armour with a Disassembly Field, but I need you to narrate my actions. Other than the flamethrower, they don't have much against the slimes though.

Omega: Or you could just send me instead.

With great pleasure... Engage protocol Omega! NO SLIME SHALL COME IN HARM'S WAY UNDER MY WATCH!

Omega: YES! I finally get to do something!

Alpha: WHAT?! You're going to send him instead?!

I cannot afford failure when slimes' lives are at play!

Alpha: Dude, it's just one flamethrower! I've dealt with them before.

Omega: And I've dealt with everything with absolute ease before.

You'll be the backup plan.

Alpha: I thought Omega was the backup plan, not me!

Omega: No need for a plan Α. Plan Ω has a 100% success rate!

Alpha: What about casualties and collateral damage?

Omega: It's just some dudes with guns and armour. I won't even need 0.1% of my strength.

Alpha: That 0.1% of yours can already level an entire city. -_-