Talk:Unicorn/@comment-25095137-20140817004623/@comment-3302226-20140822224534


 * I survey the scene, noticing the bandits having horn-removing knives*

Me:*thinking* Oh my!! Those bandits are after her horn. Well, there's only one thing to do.


 * I grab a Tommy gun and rush to the scene*

Me: Hold it right there, you big bullies! Leave that poor creature alone!! Make one move on her horn and my friend Tommy will have you sleep with the fishes!

Bandits: Aaah! Don't shoot we surrender!! Run boys!! *Bandits run off into the woods*


 * The Unicorn centaur hugs me*

Unicorn: My hero!! How can I ever thank you?

Me: Well....