Talk:Alice/@comment-27950421-20170331155651/@comment-35133814-20181222135256

I distract them by Conjuring wonderland cake I'm giving them each piece and then take off running when their preoccupied with the cake, ditching the sign in the process.

A few days later I hear a knocking on my door, so I open it and to my dismay is a large group of more mature looking Alices all looking at me. The one in front shyly presents the sign to me.

Crap I forgot monsters could track you by your smell. Well I'm distracted by that thought alice tugs on my sleeve and asks if they can have more cake. I sigh and agree to conjure some more cake and they all cheer and then run into my house.

Looks like I'm going to have to plan vacation to Wonderland.