Talk:Holstaur/@comment-69.161.51.82-20160204053957/@comment-26376061-20160204065520

I investigate the rumors, and it turns out that the one taken advantage of was a different holstaur. Hell, my girlfriend once spotted a house painted red, ran four miles back to my house, and raped me...hehe...time to break out the red tinted sunglasses..."Honey, I got you something! Come here!"...hehe...

(First of all, if she's your girlfriend, then when she swes red, she'll run to YOU, NOT other men. Secondly, monsters can't even comprehend the concept of cheating on their lover, so THIS WWYD PATCHES UP THE HOLES IN YOUR SCENARIO, Anon.)