Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170704045928/@comment-29435884-20170704105315

My beer! my 'only' beer! oh the horror! the humanity! the monsteranity! fuck! I do the only thing that can be done in this nightmarish situation. fall to the ground and begin licking the sweet sweet nectar of life from the tiles. I pause and give a wild-eyed stare at the horrified mamono all around. "You! You have caused this TRAVESTY to happen! All of you!" I walk away cradling my empty beer bottle to my chest, whispering apologies to a beautiful drink that could have been, cut down and wasted in it's prime.