Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20190623221116

(Time for a comeback suckahs!)

Yet another knock on the door comes.

I groan, and stand up from my place on the couch, "Guess I should have seen this coming."

I open the door, "hell-"

Suddenly a fluffy paw grabs me by the shirt and yanks me out of the house before tossing me to the feet of a crowd of witches.

The Baphomet glares down at me imperiously, "Now then, have any last words before you become our Onii-chan?"

I glare at her, "That was rude."

The Baphomet stares at me for a moment, "That... that doesn't matter! Your ours now and there's nothing you can do about it!"

I snort, "There's no way in hell you can turn me into a pedophile."

The Baphomet lowers her scythe, hooking my belt with it, "We'll see about that."

A gun shot booms and the blade to the sythe is suddenly shot off the shaft by a twelve gauge slug.

The witches go silent and the Baphomet pales, a distinct wet spot forming in her crotch. She slowly turns to see my mother standing in the doorway loading another slug into her shot gun.

She levels the weapon at the Baphomet, "Think you can cast faster than I can shoot you?"

The Baphomet stands up, "We have you out numbered. Kill me and you'll get blown away by my Witches."

My mother raises an eyebrow. The Baphomet looks back to see her coven flying away like death itself was on their heals.

The Baphomet goes flying after them in a panic, "HEY! DON'T LEAVE ME BY MY SELF!!!"

I get back to my feet, "Thanks mom."

"You're welcome," My mother unloads the shotgun before returning to her office to work on her dissertation.

As I sit down at the couch once more my father pokes his head out of the hallway, "Is your mother still mad?"

I look towards her office, "Yeah probably."

My father nods and returns to hiding in the garage.


 * Elsewhere

The Dark Angels in the Slut Battalion stand in a circle as two of their number are drinking two mugs of a thick white liquid, "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

One of the Dark Angels looks up at the Dark Valkyrie, "Why are we chugging yogurt again?"

The Dark Valkerie looks on with a stary look in her eye, "Practice for when we finally have the opportunity to drink from our masters glorious meaty schlong..."