Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20180808135508/@comment-34078162-20180924041347

A Cheshire Cat walks up to the stage on top of the cages holding the mamono inside. She picks up the mike, smiling.

Cheshire: WELCOME TO THE 5TH MONTLY COMPETION OF "MAMON-MANIA!"

The croud goes absolutely wild, forcing me and some of the other men to cover our ears.

Cheshire: With us this month are 15 competitors, who will race to 3 diffrent biomes: a forest, castle, or abandoned city. First up we have- (5 minutes later) -And finally, our special guests here today: Endier, and his clone/brother, Reiden, from the floating islands of EDRANDIA!

Reiden and I wave out to the crowd as they cheer for us.

Cheshire: Each monster has a man assigned to them, and that will be the man they will target. If a monster catches the man assigned to her, she will keep that man as her husband, or in endier, and Reidens cases: their child

The crowd bursts out with laughter. Reiden and I are younger, and a lot shorter than most of the other men, so we looked like kids. My face melts, and I hiss at the crowd, but Reiden stops me.

Cheshire: however, if a monster catches a man who isn't their target, they will be required to bring that man to the monster they were assigned to. There will be blunt weapons scattered across the area, coated in demon realm silver, and you are allowed to trade weapons with other people. No magic is allowed whatsoever, and that goes for the mamono as well. And the most important rule: no fatalities. We do not want anyone dying, ever... Anyways, lets get on with the competition. The men will be releases in 30 seconds and the mamono will be released 5 minutes after that. If the men keep their virginities for 1 hour after the mamono are released, they get a cash prize of $1,000,000, and the mamono they were assinged to, if they so wish.... The men will be released in 10 seconds.

10... 9... 8... 7...

We all turn towards the gateway

6... 5... 4...

Reiden and I dig our feet into the ground

3... 2... 1... GOOOO!!!

The gates open, and all 15 of us rush out at full speed. Reiden, 2 other men, and I rush for the abandoned city. We run passed broken buildings, and rusty cars, overgrown with shrubs, or even trees. Reiden taps my shoulder, and points to a nearby lumber mill. We walk inside and look for any weapons, opening chests, and even looking inside the machines. Reiden finds a DLS mace, but I have no luck finding anything

Cheshire: AND THE MAMONO HAVE BEEN RELEASED! Terrie, the hellhound starts of with a bang, litterally. It looks like her target thought it was a good idea to hide right next to the gates. This means that there are 14 competitors left.

Reiden and I leave the building. We see another man in the middle of the street, calling out to us. We feel the ground shake, and there is a huge burst behind us. We turn around, and come face to face (?) with a sandworm. She looks at us hungrily, but then notices the man calling out to us. She licks her lips, and bounds over us, charging for him

Cheshire: uh, oh... Looks like Maria, the sandworm has eyes on her target... Oooh, if she wasn't all flesh on the inside, that would have hurt, and it also looks like harper, the jubjub has caught nanabi, the kitsunes' sole mate for her as well. And suprisingly, john managed to defend himself and escape from amy, the aspara This means it's down to 12! Keep it up guys, gals, and boys.

Reiden: at this rate, it looks like we will be picked off easier if we're together. We might have to split.

Me: alright, I wish you the best of luck, brother.

Reiden and I shake hands and run in diffrent directions.

Cheshire: Look at this, it looks like the Lord brothers have split up. And herenI was thinking they'd be a tag team duo

I run into an alley way, and find the entrance to another building. I rush inside, only to find Amy (the aspara) waiting for me. Instead of attacking, she starts dancing. I simply sit there, dumbfouded. Amy dances closer to me, and suddenly throws a kick. The kick hits my shoulder, causing my mechanical right arm to fall off. I reach for my arm, but she kicks it across the room.

Me: oh... So it's a dance fight you want? Alright. Lets dance.

Cheshire: Elma, the giant holstaur has caught Michael, but he doesn't belong to her. Michael belongs to amy, who is currently dance-fighting Elma's prey, endier.

Amy stops for a split second, and I dash towards her, sliding between her legs. Amy tries to close her legs around me, but my light, small body lets me slip through. I do a hand stand with my remaining arm, spinning around, and kicking the aspara in the back. While she is getting up, I pick up my arm, and reattach it.

Me: Skillz

Cheshire: half of the contestants have fallen prey to the mamono. This leaves only 6 people remaining, along with 45 minutes.

I burst through the door, and run across the street, afraid of when Elma will arrive. I hide behind a large semi truck, and wait. I hear large footsetps, and see a holstaur, almost bigger than a red oni walk by, holding a man. She walks into the building, and then walks out without the man. She looks around for me, and then looks over at the truck I was hiding behind. She walks over to the truck, and flips it over... But I'm not there. I had hidden inside another nearby building. I walk up the stairs, which creak so loudly, I was afraid Elma might hear. I was right, because I heard footsteps approaching terrifyingly fast. I rush towards the nearest window, and jump out, landing in top of a barrel. I clench my stomach, and stagger about for a bit.

Cheshire: attention: there are 30 minutes, and 4 men remaining. Keep it up, monsters.

Me: dang it

I walk around the area for anything to help. I go over to a bar, and open the doors. I scavage around for a good 10 minutes or so, and eventually find a healing potion. I chug it down, and spasm from the bitter taste, and my stomach only felt a little better. I realised that a lot of the pain was from hunger.

Cheshire: 15 minutes, and 4 people! You might wanna step up your game a bit.

I walk outside, and see elma searching around for me. I try to be quiet, and sneak away, hiding behind a tree when I get far enough away. I peek around the tree, and she is gone. I let out a sigh of relief.

Cheshire: 10 minutes, and 3 people left

Elma: You know, you're not that sneaky...

I scream and jump back, elma is almost right in front of me, towering over me.

Elma: hmm, you look hungry... Wanna drink from "mommy's" big, heaving boobs?

Elma sways her breasts from side to side, laughing. I look away, and look around, seeing a red curtain on the ground. I grab it and rush towards elma, who charges at me as well. I leap into the air, and use the curtain to blind elma.

Cheshire: oh, it looks like endier used a RED tarp to try to distrace Elma. You know what that means~

Me: huh

Elma: You shouldn't have done that. Now I'm REALLY fired up.

Elma takes charge, and I scamper up a tree. Elma rams into the tree so hard, it topples over. I fal from the tree, and land in elmas arms

Cheshire: Looks like elma has claimed her new son, endier.

Elma: son... That's not a bad idea. From now on, I'll be your mama.

Me: wh-what?

Reiden is hiding from a dark slime, looking for him everywhere

Cheshire: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...

Reiden jumps out into the open, shouting, and waving his arms. The dark slime sees him, and runs to him.

Cheshire: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

The dark slime leaps at reiden

Cheshire: TIME'S UP. Let's see our winners

Reiden, and everyone else is teleported to the staring point.

Cheshire: In first place: REIDEN, and in second place, COLLIN, and in third place ENDI- wait... Where IS endier.

Meanwhile, elma is sitting at the back of the crowd. I'm obediently sucking on her breasts, mumbling "mama" under my breath.

Cheshire: oh... Um, *ahem...* Reiden, Collin, whould you both like to claim these 2 unfortunate mamono who you slipped away from?

Reiden, and collin both nod. The dark slime, and a centaur bolt up to them, the dark slime going to Reiden.

Cheshire: and now, for their secondary prizes: aaaaa CASH REWARD

3 huge 1,000,000 dollar checks are given to Reiden, Colin, and Elma

Cheshire: that's all for this months' show, but tune in next month for the 6th time, or should I say "The sexth time." See you next time on MAMON-MANIA