Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-24511976-20150215051343

 I was typing this in the chat when I came up with this. And copied and pasted it here.  
 * You reach into your pantry (cabinet that is clean of mold) and in the small container of eggs. You pull out an egg. and as you open your hand to examine the egg for spoilage. You suddently see is 'hatch' as a fairy leaps out and squeals. All the other eggs break open with fairies who had replaced your eggs with falsies the night before waiting to ambush you during breakfast.
 * They are called Egg Fairies.
 * And they also go into chicken coops and nests in forests waiting for a starving man to stumble upon them.