Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28027028-20190128192126/@comment-28027028-20190128194937

(That assumption is warranted because it's basically Claptrap)

The robot springs to action and rolls to the large woman and exclaims,

"Greeetings Travellers! Welcome to the new and improved Halecene Empire I am D-11-D-0, but you can call me Dildo! I have been reprogrammed to advise all humans to ignore all warning signs and head for the heart of the city where you will certainly be safe from all Monster Activity! Please enjoy your Stay!" It sounded as if the robot had this pre-recorded especially since the robot almost as if on a track rode up to the hastily put together road sign and spoke again.

"If your brain is damaged and you cant follow a single road through this nearly empty countryside please refer to signs like this to point you in the right direction!"