Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180129033744/@comment-29435884-20180201123117

There is a time in everyone's life when you have to take stock of your situation, a time when it's time to re-evaluate everything that you thought was true and constant. A time like having a fucking Ushi-Oni beg you to come with her so she can have a flu shot.

This, for me was that time. I looked up into her pleading eye, a good three feet above the top of my head, it's twin covered by her headband, the only thing stopping me from being raped into a cummy pulp.....

And I thought fuck it. I don't care what you are, woman, man, horny spider demon from other dimension, shots suck dick.

I grabbed her claw and gave her the moral support she needed.

And that my girls, is how I met your mum. And judging by the death glare she's shooting me, Dad's going to be out of commission for a while.