Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20190815195450/@comment-35836714-20190817204921

Last saturday i got an unexpected letter from my cousin dave, whom i hadn't seen in years. In that letter he told me about his girlfriend julie and that he would marry her in three weeks, but also that he wanted to have at least visited an exotic place before he begun his life as a normal farmer.

For me that was no problem at all and my demon wife natalie also had no problem with it. So i checked if we had anything up next week and sure enough natalie had to attend some sort of buisness meeting so she wouldn't be here the next few days. That meant that me and dave had the house to ourself and so i wrote him back saying that i would welcome his stay.

A few days later when natalie already left the doorbell rung and when i opened the door i saw dave, who had really changed since i moved away. Back then he was thin like a bean sprout and not really manly at all, but now he looked really jacked. Seemes like farming can really get you in form.

Now i have to make one thing clear, dave is what you would call a hillbilly and i don't mean that in a bad way, but he had never been in a bigger city and because his village was near order territory he also only saw a few mamono, mainly wereshep and holstaur. Thats why i had to make sure that nothing happened that would threaten his wedding, so no borthel visits or speed dating for him, not that i had ever planned to do that.

My plan was simple, show him some tourist attractions that weren't in any way related to sex, which is hard to find in a demon realm and drink alcohol in a few clubs i know. All in all a solid plan if it wasn't for dave beeing very naive when it came to mamono. To make things clear they know if you are not married and even if you are a human women doesn't count to them and they know what they want and they know how to get it, so i made sure to have an eye on him.

The sightseeing tour was normal with only a few "happy accidents" on part of some succubi who thought he would make a good sex toy, but i knew how to handle those. the night club on the other hand was messy if i may say so. First of all, it was hard to keep an eye out for someone when there were a lot of people in a small room and secondly dave is an idiot.

I don't know why but that man has no idea how woman or mamono tick, like at all. Some of them made really creative advancements, like that arachne who invited him to try on some clothes or that satyros who wanted him to come to her place to test some real whine, but most of them just blatantly asked him out.

All that wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for his wedding in a few weeks and him agreeing to all those invitations. Thankfully for me i was able to get most of his plans cancelled by fabricating a story about his succubus friend wanting him for herself, but this only gets me that far.

At least it was already 3am and most of the people already went home so it got a little easier for me to protect him. That was until he got into a conversation with a pecular shirohebi, thing is they are really hard to get rid of once they are after you and the way she looks at him makes me think she will rape him here on spot.

Ohh boi was i right, the look in her eyes just went from flirting to "i am gonna name my sixth daughter after your grandma" this means we have a problem so i approached them both as fast as i could.

"Ähhh dave it's getting late and tomorow we have to wake up early so lets go" i said as pressing as i could.

"I am sorry man i forgot the time lets go and thank you annet for the nice conversation" he answered.

"Y-You can't go now don't you see we have a connection we are meant to be together" she urged.

Ohh man here we go just like i feared.

"Ähh annet right? So the whole beeing meant together thing can't really happen i mean he's gonna marry in a few weeks so yeah he is taken." i said as calmly as i could.

"What do you mean taken i don't smell any other women on him" she retorted.

"Well thats because his betrothed is a human and no mamono" i respnded.

"A human? he deserves way better than some human slut he deserves someone like me who's going to take care of him no matter what." she replys angrily.

"Yeah thats his choice to make and not yours so dave who do you prefer you beloved julie or that random shirohebi you just met?" i asked.

"Well i do find annet to be nice, but i love julie so i am sorry" he answered.

"There you have it, but i am sure you will find someone else, now lets go dave unless you want to miss your train tomorrow."

With that we went home without dave beeing molested against his will, which is rarely a thing with those shirohebi. Yet i do faintly remember annet saying something under her breath which i could not hear. Ohh well now that dave would leave the city and go back to julie i am sure that there won't be any problem.

A few weeks later me and natalie, who disguised herself, went to daves weeding and i could not belive my eyes. Instead of the normal weeding i had anticipated, i saw a double weeding with dave and two shirohebi, one beeing annet and the other i suppose was julie, who got somehow transformed. Well so much for a happy end.