Talk:Dormouse/@comment-26115871-20151115224743

You wake up one night to find a dormouse you've never seen before sobbing her heart out with her face on your chest, muttering 'oh god, please don't be dead, please don't be dead. . . please. . .'

Realizing she's having a nightmare, you sit up and reach to gently shake her awake - only for her to immediately shriek upon you moving and start hitting you with her pillow. "ZOMBIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE!"

Eventually you manage to take the pillow away from her, upon which time she shrieks and bolts for the door - ramming into it headfirst with enough force to knock her out cold.

What Do You Do?