Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-38232361-20190519204652

"Okaaay. Fine momma... " Nicole moped as she chewed her root and played with some of the leftover frosting from her peice of cake. "Don't be like that Nikki. Like your mother said, once you two get to the hotel room, you can do whatever you want with him..." my mother tries to reassure her.

"Like 'Little Red Riding Hood'?"

"Pardon?"

"Ohhh, nothing... Hehehe!~♡"

My mother looks at the photo and smiles. "No, he actually was by far the easiest to potty train. That was actually because he had to get surgery on his lower intestine, and he ended up having to wear those for a while afterwards. But it was funny to see him still wearing those at five!"

"Ugh, Ma!" She tugs on my ear as she pulls me up to my feet and hisses in my ear, "Oi, what did I say about calling me that?"

"Ow! Ow ow ow ow! Ok! Ok! Mom! I'm sorry!"

"That's better..."

Nikki sees the book and immediately bolts for it. "Ah ah ah! My turn to see your embarrassing photos!" Despite being somewhat stronger than me, she isn't all too bright when drunk, so it was easy to hold her off as I flipped through the pages. "Let's see, a photo ofwhat I think is Harley in full on dental headgear... I'm guessing that's a five year old Dawn playing in a mud puddle nude! Who's the naughty streaker now? And here's..."

I flip till I see one with a little girl with a mane of messy red hair. "...Oh this is too good!" I then show my daughter, mother, sister and brother-in-law what has to be the most embarrassing thing about Nikki's past, and we all start howling so hard with laughter, you'd think we all were hounds.