Thread:The Reptile King/@comment-28958395-20160711043905/@comment-27950421-20160711045716

FIRE THE CUDDLEPULT!!!

Theme music begins to play: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTL6CutGhdM

At the highest tower of the Reptile Castle, the roof opens up and up raises up. The catapult turns and takes aim. A Mr Cuddlezworth slithers up and prepares to fire while a slightly less unrealistically large and overtly affectionate constrictor loads itself up. The lesser constrictor puts a sticky note on itself reading "from: LeafyGreenTea124" and then salutes to Mr. Cuddlezworth. Mr. Cuddlezworth nods and fires the catapult.

-elsewhere-

Shoko is suddenly hit and hugged into submission by a high velocity projectile cuddle.