Talk:Dragon/@comment-24934423-20160421153014/@comment-27690568-20160424030300

"I know." I tell her "I worked My ASS off to get here. and now I-" "Dyeglo!" the commander shouts. "Yessir!" I respond "You were ignoring me. DO you know what happens when you ignore commands in the battlefield?" He asked "YOU die." I answered He put a shotgun to my head. The dragon looked a little nervous. "That's right. You die." He put his finger to the trigger. That's it. I don't care anymore. I knock the shotgun out of his hand and whip out my revolver firing once into his skull. A little shower of blood rained on me staining my duster a dark red. The nobles fainted. The dragon looked away seemingly uninterested. I resheathe my revolver and pull out a canteen of cranberry juice. After chuggin half of it I became intoxicated. I pointed at the pairs of dragoons and wyverns one at a time. "I think . . *hic* . . tha' You . . *hic*  . . Make a cute couple. An' You . . An' you." I say slowly making my way to the last dragoon/wyvern pair. "AN' Not U 2 . . I . . *hic* . . hate ju to." I'm falling, but the Dragon catches me. "I . . . Love you." I manage to say before falling asleep in her strong arms.