Talk:Mershark/@comment-28718853-20170510163010/@comment-26492770-20170602080455

I casually stroll up behind a Mershark and tap her on the shoulder. When she turns around, I ask with no hesitation, "Hey shark girl, you wanna fuck?"

"Let's go," she responds in a low, serious voice. She then punches me right across the face, stunning me for a bit, before jumping on me and taking us both to the ground as we make out.