Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-36359477-20181214140139/@comment-37629772-20181219063139

Sleeping soundly was the Dormouse before she was woken up by loud music. "What? c'mom, it's still like....12 AM" she said in a tired voice. She opened the front door angerily, she wanted to find out who woke her up......and kick them in the balls.

She saw some dancing men, all were holding bottles of vodka, surrounding a car which had someone with a gas mask on top of it. He was brake dancing to the song coming of a CD player next to him. It was blaring so loud, it could probably be heard back at Royal Makai.

"RA, RA, RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN! THERE WAS CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE! RA, RA, RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE! IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CAR-" The music stopped.

The men were confused by the stopping of it. The gas mask one got up from brake dancing and said "Alright comrades, which one of you did that?" "Me" The Dormouse said which caused everyone to shift their attention to her. She had the disk in her hand and had a angry look in her eyes. "Excuse me, sleepy mouse, could you kindly give us that di-" *SNAP*. The Dormouse broke it over her knee, dropped the pieces to the ground and walked back inside.

The men just looked at it's broken bits on the ground. One of them broke the silence though, when he said "What a cyka blyat"