Talk:Salamander/@comment-26898134-20181114085809

you are a salamander.... and you've done goofed this time

you already knew this bald guy is no pushover from the start yet you chose to piss him off by chopping his groceries to bits (since he sincerely doesn't give a flyin fuck about you or/and your challenge)

and now here you are: on your rump, in front of a crater which was once a hill, your prized sword turned to splinters, and a smoking fist just above your head, said fist's owner is glaring at you with all of his being with these words:

"now how are you gonna pay for my groceries?"