Talk:March Hare/@comment-28718853-20180614125621

So here's the situation:

You've come to a rope bridge that leads to the item you need that is in the center of the pit. Now there a few problems. Below both you and the item, the pit is full of March Hares who will be watching your every step, ready to rape you into oblivion should you have the misfortune of falling in. Next is the platform to the far right side that houses a tipsy Satyros armed with a DRS crossbow and has a few empty bottles of whiskey along with a plethora of DRS bolts on the table next to her. On top of that the bridge is very wobbly.

How do you proceed?