Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-108.49.58.55-20200305004428

You are given a pair of potions with a note that reads, "Have trouble with your lovers?  Too much fighting over dick time?  Have them each take one potion and let those worries be a thing of the past!  These potions are developed from couple's fruit that bring couples into a loving state of unity.  While originally developed to help your rival lovers see eye to eye, it was discovered that the potion causes them to unite into one monster!  You'll never have to argue about turns again!  Warning: Do not have the husband ingest this.  Subjects observed have been turned into alp versions of the other monster."

There is only one batch of each potion. Who do you give them to? 