Talk:Vampire/@comment-28718853-20160930233526/@comment-30700719-20170630015902

"Terry, behind-" PAAARP! The air horn echoes across the night, and Terry jumped quite three feet in the air. Thinking quickly, he jumps behind the cannon and swings it around to face the Vampire. "Ah-ha!" It fires a tiny cupcake, which bounces off the Vampire's face, leaving a small smear of icing. Everyone simply stands there in silence, until the Vampire slowly steps forward. "You...dare to fire this infernal machine at me?!" Terry replies by pulling the trigger again, sending a full-sized cake at her face. To put it simply, she'd be washing the icing out of her nose for days. Terry then proceeded to leapfrog over her and ran away like a bat outta hell.