Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20180516212853/@comment-33398500-20180616171636

Well... time to get this done...

As I had been sitting through what was, objectively, quite a lovely ceremony between my brother and his new wife, having been the first to congratulate the new couple once we had gone to dinner in a hall attached to the actual church building.

However, I had, of course, taken notice of the various mamono in attendance at the wedding, including the fluffy pink jubjub that I couldn’t help but think was staring at me all throughout the ceremony, brief glances in her direction having shown she was at least looking my way a lot, almost seeming as if she was on the edge of playing with herself even there...

Now, as the new husband and wife got up, I realized exactly what they were doing. Given the fact that even when we were at dinner, I could catch the jubjub staring at me, I knew what was going to happen next, and rose from my seat, quietly moving to one of the back exits of this building. Having been a building I’d been to more than once, I knew where the various exits were, and as his bride threw up the bouquet, I was already at the door.

Now clearly able to see the jubjub flap up and grab it midair, my time was up, and I now flung open the back door of the building even as the she immediately changed directions upon catching the bouquet. Throwing the door closed behind me, I made a dash out into the parking lot. However, every other guy that got out was doing the same thing, luring out any mamono who were currently looking for someone to play with.

As various guys were now being caught and grabbed by the mamono that followed them out, I was able to start hearing moans and groans behind me as I made my way out of the lot and back down the street, the lot having been too full of copulating ‘couples’ to actually get my car out without running someone down.

However, as I started to make my way down the street, an excited squawk from behind me told me that the jubjub had gotten out from the building, a brief glance over my shoulder showed she was hot on my trail, brandishing the bouquet like a weapon. It was clear after just a moment that there was no way I could outrun her, as she came barrelling into my back, practically flinging the pair of us into the grass of the nearby park. “Husband~” was the last discernable word I heard as the jubjub practically tore my clothes from my body and now very quickly claimed me as hers.

After that umm... sextuple wedding day, I had to learn to adjust to being joined at the hip to my new jubjub wife, who NEVER seemed to want to separate from me, barely managing to do so just to go to the bathroom, even just that resulting in her doubling her efforts afterwards, and any kind of public outing was practically out of the question, so I now had to try to learn to work from home even while constantly having sex, her not making it any easier when she tried to pull my focus away from anything else I was doing to put it back on her.

I have to remember to send them a thank-you card at some point...