Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34552561-20180317152158/@comment-30700719-20180317192247

Righty-ho then.

1. Shoggoth. With all the benefits of a Slime, more intelligent and will eventually make me invulnerable to bladed weapons. The maid part's just a bonus.

2. Ghoul. I like a good blowjob.

3. Red Slime. Slimes brought me to the Encyclopedia, and the Red Slime made me stay.