Talk:Gyoubu Danuki/@comment-26380985-20160313160353/@comment-27550231-20160314021351

Seeing that these monsters are readying an invasion and not at home with their husbands I conclude that they are all single. So I get a devilish idea. I drop my pants and let my musk waft in the area  for a few seconds. This makes all the monsters go crazy. "Now now girls only one of you can have  me, now I wonder which one it will be. By the way I don't like sharing" I say this with a devilish grin on my face as the monsters start a battle royal to see who will get to claim me. I chuckle as I slowly vanish into the darkness leaving my undergarments in a crate to distract them. I then go to my current employer another Gyoubu Danuki and give her the information she needs to sabatoge her competitor. Then I go to my order handler and give them my report. Boy I sure love being a freelancer. You can get paid multiple times for the same job.