User blog:IonicZach/Another Dullahan WDYD? Response

You are walking down the road late at night when notice something roll down the street. You pick it up and realize its a head. After screaming like a girl for a few minutes you turn and look to see a headless body charging towards you with what seems to be liquid dripping under the skirt. What do ya do?

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I look at the body and then back to the head and notice, not only is it super cute for a disembodied head, its eyes are open and moving. Realizing it's not dead, I then face the head towards the body and ask "That yours?" I feel the head try to nod and hear a cute female voice from the head go "Yep."

"But..." the voice continues "You might want to put me somewhere safe and out of the way, because at the moment, I'm not that interested in getting my head back." She says that last bit in a very sultry sounding tone.

I then turn the head around to see a blush form on her cheeks and a twinkle of desire in her eyes. Realizing it's too late for me to run, I do as she suggested and placed her somewhere safe. The body soon reaches me and immediately tackles me down and begins tearing off mine and its own clothes. Straddling me, it leans down as if to give me a kiss, forgetting for a moment it has no head, and impales herself on me at the same time.'=

We start to get into it and a few minutes in I start to hear a familiar sounding female moaning coming from near by. I look around expecting to find either some other monster or voyeuristic lady, but instead all I see is her head, and it is now I realize the reason it sounds so familiar is that it is the same voice that belongs to the head. "Well, good to know she's enjoying this too." I think to myself.

Nearing my peak, I hear the moaning from the head get louder and louder and we both can hold back no longer. We rest for a bit, completely exhausted and drenched in sweat, until eventually I regain the strength to get up and retrieve the head. When I get to the head, there is a look of pure bliss and satisfaction on it, and when she snaps out of it and looks up at me, I can only describe the look as lovey-dovey.

Picking up the head, I hear her mumble something along the lines of "I....love....you.." still seemingly out of it. Strangely enough she regains her composure the minute I put the head back on the bodies neck. For a while she just sorta stares me in the eyes, until a blush slowly forms on her face and she quickly pulls me into a kiss so passionate I was afraid her head would fall off again.

Luckily it didn't and she breaks the kiss and starts to run off carrying her discarded clothes instead of putting them back on, but stops as if realizing something, and turns back. She runs back up to me and whispers in my ear "4 days. By the way the name's Hana." and after giving me a quick peck on the cheek runs right back off.

"Hmm.. Hana hey? What did she mean by '4 days'?" I ask myself, silently. I shrug and get dressed and head home. For next 3 days I kept getting letters in the mail from a Ms. H, and all that was written on them were the days left until the 4 days were up. Strangely on the 4th day I didn't get any letters, and figured she might not have been serious, but later that night a loud banging wakes me up.

I walk towards the door and when I open it I see Hana, although she seems to be dressed in her street clothes along with a scarf around her neck, and carrying a large bag.

"Times up Honey! I hope you spent your time wisely preparing for me." I look at her confused.

"Oh. Uh.. Sorry for being vague, but that's just the Dullahan way. What I meant was, I was going to move in with you, but it would take me 4 days to pack." She gives me a smile that warms my half asleep heart.

"Come on in. Make yourself at home." I say, unable to turn a cute girl away.

"Thank you. I love you Honey." She says lighting up and kissing me quickly. She proceeds to come inside and unpack. I sigh wondering what I've gotten myself into, but I'm quickly interrupted by Hana walking out of the bedroom completely naked and asking "Care to join me Honey? I've been lonely these last four days."

I grin and follow her to the bedroom. A year or two later and we're basically unofficially married but I plan on fixing that really soon.