Talk:Salamander/@comment-96.32.109.252-20160216000541/@comment-27690568-20160217040705

This is what I would do if I were a sixth grader in this world

I clear my throat *E-Ehm.* "Look down." I tell her. She then turns straight into the barrel of my revolver. Whe brings the knife closer to my neck. I shift a little causing a slight cut, not enough to kell me but enough to make me bleed. "Go ahead. Give me a reason." "Alright." She says backing up. "After school we'll settle this. Blacktop, Dont be late."

*After school*

I barely walk onto the blacktop and already she starts slashing at me with her knife. I avoid the knife, but never strike back. "Sorry I don't hit little girls." Her tails flame grew brighter and brighter. She stabbed at me, but i caught it and took away the knife. "You know what happens to girls who play with knives." She shook her head. "They get spanked!" I spun her till she was dizzy, and when she was bending with her hands on her knees I spanked her ass. "Girls! hold him!" She turns around Furious. Her face was all red. I was being held by an orc, and surrounded by a Cu Sith, Cait Sith, a Manticore and a Yeti. The Salamander started walking up to me an ominous aura emanating from her, and then kissed me. "Help me thank him for the fight girls."

Aaaaaand now I have a Harem