Talk:Apophis/@comment-26241048-20150331205535/@comment-25035274-20150331205822

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum."

I then proceed to kick ass and save my wife. I do not give details on how I manage this heroic feat because I am pressed for time. But rest assured that it is a suitably epic and heroic ass-kicking that I deliver.