Talk:Alp/@comment-116.87.41.222-20150913155510/@comment-26115871-20150913162445

"Don't worry, I'll get you a pussy."

Within minutes the two of us are shopping for a pussy. The cute kid gives me a confused look as one of the cats licks my face.

"This, uh, wasn't what I meant when I said . . ."

"Really? Then what other kind of pussy would you need for me to love you?"

He begins answering before he realizes what I mean, and blushes so vibrantly the entire store seems to glow red.