Talk:Dormouse/@comment-26380985-20160217113043/@comment-26376061-20160217223529

"...Oh, GOD, my head hurts...what happened last night?" The Dormouse dislodges her gag and smiles sleepily. "Well, Jeff and Clarice were passed out on the couch...Jeff had a can of spray paint in his hand...so that's why there's a heart on the ceiling...and I drank a couple shots...and then I walked over to you, fell asleep in your lap, woke up to you carrying me...and the rest is a blur......" She fell asleep, still tied up. "The security cameras!" I look at the footage, and...well, it seems like me and Morphea had sex...and someone stole my car...