Talk:Raiju/@comment-156.34.67.40-20151213161419

Tomorrow is annual prank day. You're shopping for a way to get back at your wife for the hell she put you through last year (apparently she's an epically skilled prankster). You see a chastity belt that is enchanted in such a way that it is immune to magic. The packaging claims that it is made of an alloy so strong that even a baphomet couldn't rip through it. Considering that your wife is masturbating 95% of the time, you think it might be the perfect way to get back at her. At the same time however, you realize that you've never heard of a raiju being made incapable of pleasuring herself, so you don't know exactly how this will go.

What do you do?