Talk:Sea Slime/@comment-26115871-20150408041643/@comment-78.23.235.139-20150509213807

If it makes you happy...

Well, I don't hate her, but I don't really like her either. So I put on protective gloves, grab the adult one and throw her back in the water. I'd have sex with her first, but I don't want to be her husband, I don't want to get paralyzed and I don't want to faint from the sex in front of the others. That's just embarrasing. After the rookie is done, I grab the baby and throw her after the mother. At least, I make sure the mother catches her. I'm not going to let that poor thing fend for herself. As for the rookie, we laugh, we drink and congratulate him for losing his v-card.