User blog comment:Flamebiplane/Eziko and Friends (Q&A)/@comment-31401828-20180318213204/@comment-31401828-20180319193030

"Well i've prank called a pizza place when i was younger, i also prank called a ghost mamono. It went like this, so i call her, she picks upp and asks "hello who am i talking to?" and i replied "just the wind" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!, Oh bre and then she just hang upp. "But aside from prank calls i've done the cliche whoopie cushion prank. But my best was when i was around...14-15 years old, and you see us boys get... a little reckless at that age, and so i got this idea and told my friendskis "Ey bre wudn't it b crrrrazy kewl if we hid a cracker under the sofa?" and they give me this look, that says "you are crazy, but you're a genius" and  we had this sofa in our schools in the uh... you know the place were students go to during break?, yeah that place, and we device a plan to booby trap the sofa, b'cause we had this teacher that always sat there and we decide that no one can see us do this because, see our school wasn't known to have alot of snitches, but it's better to be safe than sorry, and we make our squad layout,

One of my friensdkis... let's call him... Paul, he's the one we call "the mailman" because he is going to deliver the package to it's destination

Another one... imma call him... Jesse. Jesse is the "the cover", he is just gonna sit with paul and chat with him as he places the payload, y''know so doesn't look suspicious

And i.... oh boy... i take not one but two roles. Im

1. "the diplomat

and 2. "The voulenteer"

And y'know i was on good with everyone in school, you can practically say i was cool with everyone, and were planning on doing the sabotage during lunch break when everyone is off eating, also after lunch is when that teacher comes with her cup of coffe and sits on the sofa. And it's pretty wierd for three guys to be chilling on a sofa when they should be in the lunch room. So if peeps get a little curious i chat them upp and lie upp some excuse for them to go and for me to stay. The "Voulenteer" part is basically me being a really brave and really good bro, basically if were found out by the teacher i take the bullet for the team, because i came upp with the plan it's my responsibility, nad y'know.. i gotta protecc mah bros.

But anyways so lunch break goes, our plan works flawlessly and the teacher comes to the sofa, sits and that thing goes "SKRRRRRRRRRRA BAM!"

And then she rises, her eyes glowing red, her footsteps shake the earth, and then she says "Whoever did that, show yourself"

"Nobody says a word, there's like 20 students in this place all completely quiet, fearfull of her wrath" "And then she looks at one group of people and they jump back with fear, she then looks to another and they do the same.. and it's at this point that i start thinking of my options, im to scared to eye the exits or whisper my plans to my friends, and i think should i

1.Bump it just bolt off to the nearest exit and run for it, fleeing society forever for the sake of escaping the teacher's and my parents wrath.

2. Frame someone else for the crime and become a snitch, wich lowers the chanses of me surviving school

or

3. Take it for the team.

But it's at this moment that my vision get's all white, and all i remember is that i fainted. Why?, three reasons

1. It was Monday

2. I hadn't eaten anything for like.. yeah all day and i need FOODS!

3. Im freaking panicking.

Best part however... we didn't get caught, because Paul decided to blame my fainting on hunger.. and it amazingly worked!. I also got to skip the rest of that school day >:)

The end"