Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28718853-20160816204157/@comment-27013478-20161011203404

'Family: Caprine/Ram/Sheep

Habitat: Grasslands, Mountainous Regions

Disposition: Simple, Aggressive, Bold

Diet: Herbivore, Spirit Energy'

Because we needed a ram mamono. Bout damn time too.

'Rammers, as their name implies, are muscular ram-like mamono who utilize the powerful horns on their heads to knock down objects to get to their man.'

http://www.clipartkid.com/images/483/muscular-ram-mascot-jumping-clipart-and-vectorart-sports-mascots-IPchyh-clipart.png So, the less fury, more feminine version of that. Got it.

' They are a subspecies of the Weresheep. They are very simple-minded, and when they see a man, their only thought is to charge him and have sex with him.'

So, they'd make a good pair with the wurm. >Somehow manage to get a Rammer and a Wurm in the same room. >Laugh while watching a guy run around, trying to not get caught by those sex-crazed beasts.

' If the man tries to run, they will chase after him, crashing through whatever is in her way to get to him including fences, doors, even small walls. Once they successfully knock him down, they will proceed to immediately copulate with him and make him their husband on the spot.'

...Yep, a lesser wurm in a nutshell. It's pretty hard compare things to dragons though, so I'll give it a pass.

'Rammers are strong and fast, but they have a very poor turning radius, so they should be easy to side-step.'

Good thing BoI thought me how to shadow-step like a pro. Oh, the pain I've went through to get to that level...

'However, that doesn't mean that they won't try to charge at you again. They will repeatedly charge you until they successfully catch you.' >Turn Right. >Turn Left. >Turn Right. >Turn Left. >Repeat until the attacker is exhausted.

'Rammers will happily bash away obstacles for their husband. However, because of their low intelligence, they'll sometimes believe that buildings are impeding their husband's path and will try to use their horns to create holes in the wall for him to get through, which can create quite a mess, so it is recommended to give them as much guidance as possible to avoid something like this.'

Oh boy, this is gonna be a pain. "Dear, see that rectangular shape in the distance? Don't try to clear when those are there, unless I tell you otherwise, understood?" "...Yes?" "That's good enough for now...now, time to make a complex description of rocks."

' They will also sometimes try to knock away any mamono that are in their husband's way. They never intend to hurt her, they just saw her as an obstacle. This can also create problems if guidance isn't presented.'

"Note to self, tell her to not bash into things that have boobs either." "That should work."

'If two Rammers spot the same man. They will compete to see who is the stronger one for him. They will charge into each other and will repeatedly do so until one of them is knocked down. The victor will then claim the man as her prize and take him to a secluded area for copulation.'

>As the they both battled until exhaustion, the guy they were fighting for just left. >Well, that was excepted, to be honest.

' However, should the man try to run, then both Rammers will see it as a race to catch him and pursue him.'

>Well, scratch what I said before then.

' They will try to knock each other aside as they are both very passionate about catching the man. Should one of them catch him, then she will copulate with him on the spot, fully aroused from all that running.'

>So, you could say they're ramming each other to get to the objective? That was so bad...At any rate, maybe jumping into a river or something along those lines might help? This is quite the dilemma.

' Should the man escape, then the two Rammers will blame each other for letting the man get away and get into a wrestling match until they're either exhausted or another man comes by, then leading them to compete for him again.'

So, it's just an endless cycle at that point, isn't it? It might be funny for a bit...but it'll get old pretty fast.

'Apart from the normal Rammer, there are also two other types of Rammers, the Battering Rammer and the Jammer Rammer.'

Some variety? That should spice up the things over here, it became quite...uninteresting about two sentences ago. Plus, it's kinda hard to give out a quirky commentary when you only have a few ram jokes at your disposal.

'Battering Rammer: Unlike the normal Rammer, these Rammers are humongous in size with metal on their horns as well as some on their foreheads and are capable of breaking through castle walls as well as fortified gates.'

Now, what happens if we tie some Nokias to their horns and foreheads? Do we get the unstoppable force or nah? Cause between a Nokia and a wall, we both know who'll break first.

' These types of Rammers are few in number. Sometimes, a mamono raiding party will invite them to aid in a siege where they will get a man of their own.'

And golly gee would they not accept in an instant. Still, seeing one scream 'CHARGE FOR THE D" would be amusing.

' Sometimes a man could happen upon one and a chase will ensue, though this time she will leave an even greater path of destruction in her wake with trees uprooted and giant rocks smashed away. However, Battering Rammers have the ability to adjust their size, and will change it accordingly to have sex with the man she caught.'

Just like the Siege Spiders do eh? Not bad I guess. Not everyone is into giantesses after all.

'Jammer Rammer: These Rammers are much like normal Rammers'

So, they have nothing special?

', but with a difference: they appear to have some type of aura around their horns that is capable of disrupting nearby magic.'

Oh, now, this is getting interesting. Blunt force and magic nullification? These ones are pretty good.

' If a magic-user was to come near this type of Rammer, then he or she would find their magic at less power or even gone, depending on how close they were to this type of Rammer. If the Jammer Rammer spots a man, she will chase him just like any other Rammer.'

Well, that's granted. Not much to say here besides...Get some mana potions.

'If you feel that your magical power is fading, then it may mean that a Jammer Rammer is nearby. It is advised to get clear of the area of effect to ensure that the user's magical powers remain at normal levels.'

I'll keep that in mind.

Well Plane, good one, might be interesting, but not that much to comment on.