Talk:Vamp Mosquito/@comment-30850838-20170121154252/@comment-27950421-20170909201410

Flame thrower geckoes? No we don't have those. We have housekeeper geckoes. They won't crap around your lamps. We have merchant geckoes. They may or may not crap around the lamp but they have people to clean that up for you. And we have puppy geckoes. They come housebrocken because pooping in the house makes master sad and making master sad makes them sad.