Talk:War Discussion/@comment-24664052-20140920103759/@comment-24849899-20140922034900

LOA Commander: Status report?

LOA Surveyer: Sir, we are making good progress on the ground however their air support making it hard for us to advance.

LOA Commander: Get the fly-boys out.

LOA Soldier: Whoa sir, we haven't tested them yet, I'm not so sure about that.

LOA Commander: Well now this is going to be their first test. Get all fly boys and gat ready for Operation: Lift off.

LOA Surveyer: Yes sir..

(On Magical Intercom)

Attention fly boy units, get into posistion and prepare for lift off!

(Gets off intercom)

Meanwhile.

LOA Flyboy Leader 1: Unit 1 ready for take off!

LOA Flyboy Leader 2: Unit 2 ready!!

LOA Commander 2: All units! This will be the first time you will fly AND see combat, so take part if this works, we will have made mankind advance in warfare by MANY generations! Make it count!

Then each unit that was made up of 50 men, so that makes 100 since there are 2 units all cheered!

LOA Flyboys: YES SIR!!

(BTW Flyboys look like this: http://media.popcultcha.com.au/media/catalog/product/imported_older/NEC60827-Assassins-Creed-Flying-Machine-A_3.png)

Then within minutes lift off was taken...

LOA Flyboy: WHOA! This is awesome!!

LOA Flyboy Leader 1: (On magical communicator) Stay focused boys, if we make this possible, we may just take back the world for humanity itself. Anyways... Alright were getting into the hot zone! Deploy blades!

When the order was given, blades were deployed from the wings, making them stick out by two feet.

LOA Flyboy: Oh here we go...

When he said that, the mass collision with succubi, dragons, and harpies turned into blood raining from the sky.

Meanwhile...

A harpy stumbles over to Salan...

Harpy: Salan...The LOA, h-have air units... A-air support losing... They got me, my left side... I don't know if I'm g-g-go-going to make it... Please tell my husband I Lo-l-love him...

She collapses...