User blog comment:K'eth, Undercover Agent/Lie-Catcher Beetle/@comment-26545936-20160908020207

So, I came up with this while having lunch and thinking about everybody seeing the masturbation material I created and saying it wasn't me, and then I hiccuped, and whenever I lied I hiccuped, and people starting catching on, and then I wrote a lie to a person on Skype and then I wouldn't stop hiccuping and then I got really angry and googled on Internet where hiccups come from, and then I went in my kitchen stabbed where my Diaphragm was and pulled out a large blue Goliath Beetle...man my thoughts are werid...