Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20180718044425/@comment-26949309-20180730232410

I Sighed as I stood at the podium, awaiting the supposed judge. This hadn't been the best time. First, I got lost in this place, then I got chased by a horde of March Hares, a Mad Hatter nearly got me soon after, but a crazy huge Jabberwock snatched me away from her at the last second. I was dropped out of the sky after something collided with the Jabberwock, I didn't see what had happened as I was dropping from the sky. I landed in a really tall tree, which startled a huge nest of Jubjubs, who all tackled each other trying to get to me. Luckily they're not that smart, and I managed to slip away as they fought amongst themselves. None of the men were any help as they talked like they had had their brains smashed in a few times, and I was soon captured by a small platoon of Trumpart, who shackled me and threw me in a cell what i'm guessing is a few days ago.

Now standing in front of a mass of Mamono and Incubi alike, I watched as a small, admittedly very cute Mamono placed herself on the throne, wielding a scepter that resembled a giant hammer. The white hair and wings, red eyes with black sclera, powerful aura of magic and regal dress befitting a queen, I recognized her as a Lilim.

"A Lilim here?" I thought, my hands unconsciously beginning to tremble. "I am so screwed."

"This prisoner is accused of several counts of breaking the hearts of several residents of Wonderland." My tiny judge said, her voice dripping with venom, pointing the giant hammer at me. "What say you?"

I looked at her dully. "This is a massive waste of time, you know that?"

Her eyes narrowed, and the entire crowd was looking at me like I was a criminal. "You've broken poor Mamono hearts! What kind of heartless monster would do such a thing!?" she accused.

"Pretty rich, you calling me a monster." I replied casually.

"Silence, you twit!" she cried, slamming the giant hammer into the table in front of her. Surprisingly it didn't break. "Do you deny these accusations?"

"If I knew how I got here in the first place-"

"THAT IS NO EXCUSE!!!" she screamed. "YOU ARE IN MY KINGDOM, AND WILL FOLLOW MY RULES!!!"

"HOW AM I TO FOLLOW YOUR RULES IF I DON'T KNOW THEM!?" I screamed back, finally losing my temper.

The Lilim rose from her chair, floating slowly up to me. She came to a stop just inches from my face, eyes glowing with power. I could feel her magic rolling off her in waves, and I was unable to break from her gaze. She snapped her fingers, and the Trumparts to each side of me tightened their grip on my chains. A giant grin spread on her face, which caused me to go pale.

"You don't know our laws? I'll teach you!" she said with sudden glee. "I sentence you to learn our laws until you have all of them memorized! Until you learn them all, you will serve me."

"Oh no." I thought, feeling sick to my stomach. "She's gonna keep me here as a servant, and I'm never gonna go home. I'll figure some way out of this, I have to."

She laughed haughtily at my expression, snapping her fingers again. The Trumparts responded, dragging me along behind them as they followed their queen out of the room. I was taken up to a pair of large double doors, where she dismissed the Trumparts, and dragged the chains herself into a giant ornate room, full of huge plushies, heart-shaped pillows and a giant heart shaped bed. She dropped the chains, and with a wave of her hand, the chains disappeared.

"Wha-"

"First, and most important law. You listen to me. No matter what I say, you do, without question." the Queen interjected. "Second law, you NEVER spurn the love of a Mamono in Wonderland. These two laws are of utmost importance. Understood, servant?"

"I understand." I replied.

"Let us test that." she giggled darkly. She floated onto her bed, her hammer disappearing as she relaxed. "Undress me. Slowly."

Her suggestion made my face redder than her eyes, but her impatient glare told me she was serious. I took a shaky breath before crawling onto the bed with her, and article by article, I removed her clothing until she was stark naked.

"A fine job." she commended. "You understand the first law. Do you remember the second?"

"Never spurn the love of a Mamono in Wonderland." I repeated.

"Let us test that." she said suggestively, planting a kiss on my lips. I almost hesitated, but I had to learn these laws.

I didn't intend to become the Queen of Hearts lover, but it was soon revealed when she returned to the throne room and replaced her chair with my lap. I still sit here, rarely leaving the throne unless my Queen required sleep or private time, welcoming all who wander into this realm. I hope we have many more visitors soon!