Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-31401828-20170601205838/@comment-30700719-20170621234154

(Don't worry, I'm okay with it. I used to RP with Spartan, remember? He was always off writing up 'fapfics', as he called them.)

I sit down and take a deep breath. "I've got a lot of questions, and a few propositions. So, let's begin. First off, when I was walking around town after crash-landing, I saw what looked like...a child, with blue skin and wings. She was going at it with some dude, but...she seemed to be the rapist. Like the little girl was raping the man, not the other way around. Secondly, later on, there was this...thing. It was like a giant spider, but it had the upper body of a woman. What kinda creature is that? And thirdly, to end the first barrage of questions, what's the year?"