Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-27351815-20151209231210/@comment-28935784-20151211200021


 * drops trousers*

Yeah, I think I wouldn't mind stealing some of her gold while serving milady every day.

&lsquo;Three bunches of grapes, a few slices of fresh, juicy pears, and a huge jug of wine, husband! *snaps fingers* You really must work harder for that handjob! Though I need your semen all the time anyway.&rsquo;

*grumbling and crashing sounds, a plate shatters*

&lsquo;HUSBAND! I may be able to buy up a thousand planets' worth of plates, but while I'm in charge, you DO NOT break the Queen's plates in front of Her!&rsquo;

No idea why I married for money. Not worth it, I swear.