Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28144855-20180510173057/@comment-27950421-20180529023336

Ancala rolls her eyes as she walks through the portal.

I wave to Sekmet, "Hey Kitten, sorry about your mom but you know she is. I'll leave it to you to try and keep her from doing anything too embarrassing."

With that I turn and jump through the portal doing cannonball.

Upon arriving I turn a sick shade of green and stumble a bit, "Urp! Oh gojira... this universe is stagnant... like... really old pond stagnant, you know the ponds that are covered in green shit and smell worse than a sewage pit? Yeah one of those. What'd they do kill their embodiment of chaos or something? Because that's a stupid thing to do. Crazy irresponsibl, almost as bad as giving a tweenage girl with stupid hair immense magical power and a miniskirt."

I grab Aro and lean on his shoulder drunkenly, "Man, I'm gonna have to fuck things up. Like royally. In several ways. And troll the shot out of the people who did this. In a manner that's seperate from the thing fucking."

Ancala clears her throat, "Husband..."

I look around and realise that we have company. Immediately I bounce to my feet fully supporting my weight and return to a normal healthy complexion.

Brushing my hair and dusting myself off at inhuman speeds I turn to Ancala, "Better?"

"Not really..." deadpans Ancala.