Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-27950421-20181117000237/@comment-27950421-20181220221830

@Cagedsteam Twist: your life is just like the game evolve, full of empty promises, unreached potential, crushing disappointment, and microtransactions.

@Butterkingly Twist: Everyone eats thos cookies before you can get any.

Superpower: Porn Beam!