Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-36835899-20191104182946

You find yourself woken from a sound sleep by someone pounding on your door. As you shake your head to clear it, you look down your body and realise you're sporting the most massive morning wood you've ever had.

As this sets in, your door pounds again and a voice yells from the other side. "Open up, fucker! I could smell that boner from halfway up the block and I want it!"

Before you can even think of a response, you hear a different pounding on the door and another voice. "Yeah, open up! I want some too!"

WWYD? 