Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-37449770-20181212174930/@comment-37532776-20181229093227

I came to the realization, all the different johns are telling a story

He first started out as the big guy for a gang

Next he became a heister with his trusty uzi

Next he went online after stealing enough money

Now he has a minigun and is intimidating people

Now he's joined the millitaryy

And finally he's captured by the enemy and in a ransom video