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As the bright light flashes Cyndwella covers her eyes and screams, practically making Marcus leap out of his seat.

“My eyes! The flash burns, I’m being exorcised! Marcus! Remember that I will always love you!” Cyndwella dramatically faints.

“No! Not my lovely Cyndwella! She was so perfect, and sweet!” Marcus holds Cyndwella like an actor in a tragic romance play.

“Don’t forget how awesome I am in the sack.” Cyndwella opens an eye then closes it.

“Oh. AND SHE WAS ROCKIN IN THE BEDROOM! Jeiel I’ll kill you for doing this!” Marcus sets Cyndwella down gently and brandishes his ridiculously large knife. Approaching Jeiel aggressively.