Talk:Primera Concerto/@comment-25095137-20140910065243/@comment-72.233.169.77-20141007041053

@ Sakuraboy91: *Bows multiple times* Thank you, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen! You're beautiful!

Primera: *Wraps her arms around my neck* Well, you did deserve it, my love.

''Suddenly, a random elf girl from the village we attack appears before us. ''Elf: How... *Primera and I look at her in confusion* How did a disgusting human and a filfy hybrid like you too defeat so many elves in one day.

Me: *Getting angry* Did you just call my wife "a filfy hybrid*?

Primera: *Also getting angry* Did you just call my husband "disgusting"?

Elf: Uh oh *We pounce on her simutaniously. However, before we can attack, she responds* Please, don't kill me! I'll be your slave for life! I promise!

Me: *Confused both that an elf offer this and that she actually thought we would kill her* Well, this is... new. What do you want to do, honey?

Primera: *smiles and whispers in my ear* We need to get followers, so let's have her tag along, at least for now. However, there isn't anything wrong about messing with her for a while.

Me: *Winks and turns back to the elf* Alright, you got yourself a deal. *I am then caught off guard by the elf giving me a very big hug. Primera starts to get a little annoyed and jealous*

Elf: Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou. I'll be a good girl, Master. I promise.

Primera: Hey, hands of the merchandise, arrow-ear.

Elf: *Takes hands off of me* *Quietly with a nervous and embarressed smile* Sorry, Mistress.