Talk:Dwarf/@comment-109.146.65.248-20150831210700

You're walking through a cave when you see a dark 50cm wide hole in the ground. you pear into the darkness and hear the voice of a little girl with a northern accent "my your a handsome one!" A light flickers to life in the hole allowing you to see a dwarf smiling up at you. Despite her confidence she looks very hungry. She calls up "you wouldn't mind helping me up would you? It's just I smelt gold down here so I dug down but now I can't get out! I'm sure I could find a way to pay back a handsome man like you!" She winks. In your bag is a coil of rope, enough provisions for a week, a rock you like, a compass, a signed portrait of me and a can of my crazy purple knockout gas (patent pending)

What do you do?