Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-172.56.0.226-20141102011117/@comment-72.233.169.69-20141121030256

@Flod: Path 1;

Me: *Upset that you left her in her time of need, I go up to the Ushi-Oni and say* Hey, I think I know a way to get back at him.

Ushi-Oni: *Begins to stop crying as she becomes curious by what I have planned*

A little later...

As you're traveling, you get the weird feeling you're being watched. However, every time you look around, you see nothing. Suddenly, you feel the soft but tight feeling of spider silk. Looking around, you see an Ushi-Oni. Upon closer inspection, you realize that it's the Ushi-Oni from before, now smiling somewhat wickedly.

Ushi-Oni: Hey Flodoomable. Don't ask me how I know your name; I have my ways. Anyway, I wanted to thank you for helping me earlier today.


 * Sees you're scared*

Ushi-Oni: Oh, don't worry. I'm not gonna marry you. I already got a loving husband.

Me: *Pops up onto her head* Hey Flod, how you doing?

Ushi-Oni: No, I've got something better in mind. *Turns you around and shows an entire army of arachne, girtablilu, jorogumo and ushi-oni, all looking excited* Okay, ladies, this was the guy I was talking about. He's all yours.

Random girtablilu: And he likes to play hard to get?

Ushi-Oni: Yep. The girl he seems to like the least is the one he loves the most. *Hands you over* Have fun, girls!

Random arachne: I get to sleep with him first.

Path 2: Ushi-Oni: *Blushes and gives a small smile* That... sounds nice. *Looks at your comment* Oh, don't worry. I'm a lot more gentle than most ushi-oni. But, didn't you get the fourth-wall joke?