Talk:Minotaur/@comment-26948101-20151005211039

You are a three-time All-County calf roping champion and have been showing off your roping skills and competing for prizes at rodeos and county fairs throughout the West.

After one particularly long road trip, you come home late one night only to find that someone is already in the house with you. After turning on the kitchen light, sitting before you at the counter is a minotaur. In front of her is a coil of rope- you're pretty sure its yours. She looks rather upset, although the minotaur also appears to be fairly calm.

Before you can ask her who she is or what she's doing in your kitchen- or even tell her to get the hell out- she speaks up.

"So- I hear you like to chase down and tie up helpless calves for sport...." she says quietly as she starts to get up, clutching the rope.

What do you do?