Talk:Apophis/@comment-76.236.121.150-20140921195830/@comment-25035274-20140922115102

The Ushi-Oni suffers from the same illness: Chronic Cute-osis; where-in a subject is regularly depicted as being far more cute and adorable than the creator originally intended. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, mega-kawaii chibi versions, versions depicted wearing silly hats, versions depicted all "Happy day! Callooh, callay!", versions depicted as school-kid variants of their terrifying adult counterparts, versions smiling cheerfully whilst in street hoodlum regalia consisting of WWII-era style military uniforms, and, of course, the standard, "See what a good wife I am?! I made FOOD!" apron.

Treatment consists of great big helpings of suspended belief and feelings of, "D'awwwww!," marked by generous portions of, "Just go with it, d00d."