Talk:Genie/@comment-29325824-20191203085622/@comment-29435884-20191203092245

1. The ability to summon an icy cold beer to my hand whenever I want one.

2. The ability to summon an already lit and ready to go cuban (or MGE verse version of Cuba anyway) cigar to my hand whenever I want one.

3. Immunity to the negative effects of my substance abuse.

4. A smoking hot voluptuous nine-tailed Inari missus.

5. Happiness and success for my friends and family.

6. Happiness and fulfilment for the Genie. (you know, as a thankyou for the other five.)