Talk:Witch/@comment-30537375-20160214054814/@comment-26115871-20160216054649

I don't know, I'd really just be surprised to learn my grandfather did her. First of all, I never really got to meet my grandfather: he died the very year I was born, so think of the tales she might be able to tell me about him as we lie there in the afterglow.

She'd be a little girl who can take care of herself, tell me amazing tales of old, and is most certainly above the legal age. Hell yes I'd bang her.