Talk:Vampire/@comment-26517142-20160514182217/@comment-5426290-20160613082319

(0_0) "Why aren't you raping me?"

The vampire blankly looks away. (>.>) "I only realized it now, but I just subjected my pure body to drinking a hobo's blood. The thought itself draws away all my attraction to you.. So.. Yeah.. I'm gonna go now."

(O__O) "Wow, I can't ever get a break, can I?"