Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-23979607-20181108233053/@comment-36835899-20181109225720

The Reptile King wrote: I punch myself in the face so hard that vibrations cause the material in my colon to come loose, my pants to drop, and my sphincter to open all at the same time causing my excrement to come flying out as I fly through the air.

I literally punch the shit out of myself. While RK turns himself into the first turd-powered rocket, I throw a beach blanket over the Umi Osho to keep her clean and drag her out of the scat radius before helping her stand back up.