Talk:War Discussion/@comment-Metal Zero One-20150125064824

Host: Welcome back folks to MAKE FUN OF THAT MONSTER!! I'm your host, "I ain't giving you my name!" Why? Cause my contract says so! So lets get on with the show folks! Now for your attention ladies and germs, I would like to welcome a special guest today, please give a hand for the greatest Anti - Mamono comedian as well as a politician, please give hands for Gary Talman!!

''As the crowd cheers on, Gary makes an appearance off the side of the stage. ''

Gary: Thanks guys! Oh and don't give me your hands, were not zombies now.

The crowd chuckles a bit.

Gary: And what's with the stare? Don't tell me everyone's a Gazer now?

The laughing riles up a little.

Gary: Hey but who cares about mamono anyways right? Actually that reminds me of one time when I was in the Army and we were in our mission briefing tents, a group of 10 myself included were listening to our commander and telling us on how we are going to execute this mamono village and we gathered around and he said this...*Ahem*

He adjusts his vocals to a rather deep ruffian voice.

"Commander": I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 mamono and one human."

Gary: So everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Jacob pipes up.

He readjusts his voice to a slightly higher pitch.

"Jacob": But sir, why do you want to kill a human?

Gary: So my commander smiles and turns to the rest of the table.

"Commander": You see, no one cares about the mamono!

The crowd bursts into laughter.