Talk:Kobold/@comment-37781489-20190115232435

(Seasoned D&D adventurer bursts into room full of mge kobolds) “I HAVE BEEN OFFERED 9000 GOLD PIECES TO SLAY SEVERAL KOBOLDS!” (Looks around) “wait, there’s no scaly bastereds here, only-“ (sees mge kobolds, tough exterior brakes away.) “PUPPIES!!!!!” (Starts petting kobolds)