User blog:LtTora/WWYD Jinko

By PrinceLolipop

Your wife is a Jinko. Unlike most Mamono, she has absolutely no interest in sex - even turning it down when you offer. Eventually her sister appears, and you ask her about it (since your wife's usual response is just that she's not interested). She explains that both she and your wife have yet to have their first mating season: once that happens, it'll be completely different. You ask her how long until their mating season - just for a heads up - to which she smiles at you.

"Ten. Nine. Eight . . ."

What Do You Do?

By Lt Tora

“Wait!” I say confused, “Are you counting days or weeks? And just why are you counting backwar—oh HELL NO!”

It’s just now dawning on me she’s not counting days or even weeks…she’s counting seconds which means!

“Two…one….and!” her smile never fading she points behind me with a single claw, her expression one of amusement or could it be anticipation?

“Dear!” says my wife in her usual calm tone though sounding somehow strained like she is just barely maintaining it.

Slowly I look over my shoulder and see Naomi standing in the doorway to our living room one paw on the door way as she leans against the frame for support as though her legs are about to buckle under her own weight.

Her breathing is ragged and quick like as if she’d just run a marathon at top speed, and her cheeks are rosy red and her eyes. . . .her eyes have a hazy look to them.

“De--ar!” She says again in-between deep lung fulls of air, “I (pant) I…can’t (pant) take it….(pant) I need (pant) you (pant) right. . . .NOW!”

Well this sucks! I mean it’s not as though I don’t want this because I do, I really, REALLY DO! Just not when my sister in-law is present.

Nodding at Naomi in acknowledgement, I take a calming breath and turn to my dear (Sarcastically) Sister In-law to tell her to give us some privacy.

“Heather,” I say hoping that Naomi does not pounce on me while I’m looking away from her “I know this is kind of rude but do you think you could---what’s wrong with you?”

It’s a stupid question I know, but as I turned to look at her I suddenly notice her looking at me in a very uncharacteristic manner.

She has a mischievous look on her face and her ears are slicked back like she’s ready to pounce on something.

Her lips are parted in an almost Cheshire grin which unfortunately for me has the effect of showing off her longer than normal incisors which is anything but comforting right now.

A low growling causes me to look back at Naomi and what I see causes my blood to run cold: she’s gotten down on all fours, her tail swishing back and forth like some kind of snake dancing to a charmers flute, her lips are parted in an identical grin to that of her sisters and unless my eyes are deceiving me….I think I see her drooling a bit.

Like Heather her ears are slicked back like she’s ready to pounce and I’d have to be pretty dense not to have figured out who she’s ready to pounce on.

I find that given the circumstances, my initial enthusiasm has dropped quite a bit, okay yea I’ve been dying to have sex with Naomi, that’s only right and natural…she is my wife after all! However, right now I feel more like a rabbit that has been caught between two ravenous wolves, er…cats both of whom want to eat me alive.

In desperation I try to see if maybe I can still reason with them, nothing ventured right? Unfortunately my first attempt at speech comes out as more of a squeak than anything and the sound only seems to be getting them even more exited.

Heather suddenly gets down on all fours and starts to growl in a way that I have never heard before, as best as I can describe it, it’s like somewhere between a growl and a purr, it doesn’t sound angry or hostile, instead it sounds more like a come on or something.

I swallow hard in an attempt to get my voice back but it hurts, my mouth has suddenly turned dry but it still works.

“Girls!” I say trying to keep my voice neutral, “let just calm down and put a stop to this before you do something you might regret.”

At once I feel like an idiot, do they actually look like they would regret….anything right now? I ask myself.

Suddenly Naomi lets out shrill cry and before I can react she pounces at me with all the force of a battering ram knocking me over and causing me to hit the back of my head against the floor.

The pain is both sharp and immediate, I closed my eyes and clenched my teeth as I quickly reach up to grab the back of my head but before I can two large paws grab my wrists and pin them to the ground.

Feeling a sudden weight straddling my hips I manage to open one eye despite the pain I’m in and what I see doesn’t improve my mood. Naomi is on top of me, her huge paws holding my arms above my head, she’s wearing what I can only describe as a maniacal grin and is breathing heavy through her nostrils.

“MAN!” she says in a very husky voice which is very unlike her normal one and giggles like some kind of lunatic.

You know, most people would write me off as a prude with a capital ‘P’ and that’s true I am, but only partially, when we were getting to know each other Naomi and I were very reserved about our displays of affection, and I was okay with that because I was certain that once we got married we’d be living it up every day going at it rabbits that had just been force fed a whole years’ worth of Viagra.

Instead our wedding night consisted of us sleeping on opposite sides of the bed, fully clothed and confused or at least I was confused anyway. Now I can admit that I was probably at fault, at least somewhat.

As insane as it may sound I just didn’t have the nerve or will I guess you could say to try and initiate her, It was supposed to be our first time and well. . . .I haven’t the faintest idea of how to seduce a woman.

Let alone a tall and very toned woman who could probably turn me into a scratching post if I made her mad.

Finally however I got the courage to just come out and ask her if we could have sex? To which she answered with a very flat “No!”

Despite my initial hurt I wanted to respect my wife’s wishes, partly because that’s just the sort of guy I am and also I thought “maybe she just isn’t comfortable with it yet”.

I digress however, the point is it was becoming clear to me that my fears had been unfounded, and if this meant she was finally ready to go. . . .then let the games begin! Sure enough Naomi leaned in and kissed me fiercely on the lips, after a moment she pulled back and grabbing my shirt with her claws pulled it apart as though it were made of tissue paper.

“HONEY!” I said in angry protest, “I really liked that shirt!” I did too, it was custom designed with the Minecraft logo on the front and a creeper on the back Naomi didn’t answer however, she was busy removing the other obstacles to what she wanted which only took a few seconds then she was back down on me again kissing me like a horny teenager riding a tidal wave of fresh hormones.

I really wished she would release my arms though, I was dying to get my hands on her lady parts, not to mention hold her in my arms as we continued with our long overdue first mating season.

It was when she sat up again that she finally let go of my arms, but I didn’t immediately go for her bountiful breasts, instead I placed them gently on her bottom and started to gently caress her posterior, this caused her to moan a little louder than I think was necessary but at the same time I wasn’t going to complain. . . .not yet at least.

Unfortunately we were so caught up in our own little world at the moment that we’d completely forgotten about heather who was still very much in the room with us and must have decided she’d had enough.

Because next think I knew Heather was looking upside down at me with that same wild grin Naomi had had just before she’d leapt at me.

But before she could do anything else Naomi let out an angry growl of “My male!” Heather suddenly looked up at her sister who currently had her teeth bared her hair raised slightly an angry look on her face.

“Uh oh!” whispered as I suddenly knew where this was gonna go.

Sure enough Heather was now baring her teeth and growling at her sister in a way that clearly meant “back down, or else!”

But Naomi didn’t, instead growled back giving her sister a look that threatened violence and soon if she didn’t get away from us.

Not wanting to see my wife or my sister in-law get into a cat fight, as I was sure it wouldn’t end well, I sat up or rather tried to because Naomi was still straddling me and tried to put myself between them, at least I tried to anyway.

“Naomi” I said hoping she wouldn’t try to attack her sister, “Heather! Come on! You two need to calm down okay!?” They didn’t seem to hear me or were not paying attention, because they continued to glare daggers at each other but at least neither had tried to attack the other yet, that was good right!

“My Male!” Naomi said darkly as she suddenly pulled me to her chest and nestled my face between her breasts.

Heather however grabbed me by the shoulders and pulled me away from her and hugged me so that we were cheek to cheek.

For my part I was trying to look as though I was just confused, and I didn’t want Naomi to somehow get the idea that I wanted this, cause I don’t.

“Mine!” Heather snarled

“MINE!” Naomi pulled me back and this time held me even tighter

“MINE!”

“MINE!”

“MINE!”

On and on it seemed to go each time they raised their voices by one octave until they were both practically screaming.

They were going to tear each other apart, I was certain of it now, both had their hair standing up and both looked murderously at each other and they pulled me back and forth. Finally the two of them stopped what they were doing and turned to look at me, both having a determined look in their eyes.

Now me I figure I know what’s about to happen: Their going to essentially ask me which one I want and well for me it’s obvious, I want Naomi, but what I’m not sure about right now is how Heather is going to react in this current state of hers to being rejected. For an agonizing moment the two of them just stared at me, I have no idea what for all I know is they keep looking at me.

Are they expecting me to do something? If so what? Am I right, am I supposed to pick one? Well if that’s the case than. . ..

Suddenly the two of them look away from me and back at each other, after barley a second they nod in unison and turn back to me apparently having reached some kind of decision about. . . .Something!

“OURS!” they declare in unison and without another moment’s hesitation both sisters pounce on me leaving me no time whatsoever to process what just happened before resuming almost exactly where they left off a little while ago.

Epilogue

“Ready?”

“Set”

“One, two, three. . .GO!”

“Arrgh! You win again!” said Naomi sounding unusually grumpy as she looked at her paw, she’d decided to throw rock and of course her sister had to throw scissors.

Heather smiled serenely at her sister and co-wife, no matter how bad she made is sound she still had 180 wins to her 105, but she knew there was no point in reminding her of that.

Besides it wasn’t as though this little game prevented either of them from having sex with their husband it just decided which of them got to go first.

And when you really got down to it, wasn’t the fact that they had actually been able to convince him to accept both of them as his wives and therefore go to both have him what really mattered?

After all. . .loving sisters should always share right? Right!