Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34750416-20181127153000

You are walking through the desert trying to find a old ruin to strike it big. You been stuck walking for 1 week... no wait 2.. 3 days, you lost count at this point. You are old of food, and water, and are barely surviving at this point.

You walk just straight forward when you see a oasis. You run straight for it. YOUR SAVED. When you try to jump into the water you land on something hard. It was a mirage. Their is no hope.

You start rubbing whatever you landed on to figure out what it is, when suddenly, "Hubby! I don't think you quite realize what you've got here. So why don't you just ruminate... whilst I illuminate the possibilities!" A genie appears already going on some speech. they proceed to go into a massive song about how you have "Never had a wife like me!"

WWYD (Bonus points if you write lyrics to the song)

Idea from Timjer in the Genie page. 