User blog:ExdeathsBagel/Bloddy Caps (WWYD by Redknight910)

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I stand there, staring at me and my friend’s reflections in the mirror. The bathroom was pretty large, Michael and Ian were next to me while Eric was laying in the bathtub. The tension was thick as they all watched me, waiting for me to say the Recap’s name in the mirror. Time seemed to slow down as I gathered my courage and took a deep breath.

“Sorry guys, I’m not doing this.” I say.

“What? Come on man.” Ian said.

“Stop being such a pussy. Nothing bad will happen.” Michael said

“Maybe he’s such a pussy because he eats some all the time.” Eric said

Michael gave Erica look, “I think that was more of compliment than an insult.”

Eric might’ve been able to have come up with something better had his sharp tongue not been dulled by alcohol. He was always the first to start drinking at a party. Michael and Ian had a few to drink too, but were only slightly buzzed. I didn’t drink, and as such, was probably serving as the designated driver for Michael and Eric when the night was over. I wouldn’t really call this a party though, more like a guy’s night. We were just spending the night at Ian’s house, mostly playing video games or watching videos on Youtube. Our girlfriends went to go see a movie together before having dinner and just relaxing at Eric’s house.

“You seriously aren’t going to do this?” Michael asked. I hated to let him down, it was his idea after all to liven things up.

“Sorry, but you know I don’t mess with this kind of stuff.”

“Are you really that much of a pussy? Even if she shows up what’s the worst that can happen? We get a free fuck!” Eric exclaimed after a few hiccups.

“Yeah, and – wait, wouldn’t our girlfriend’s be pissed?” Ian asked. Ian’s girlfriend was a Harpy named Suzy. And although her species usual love for freedom and not-so-usual love for exhibitionism led to some pretty awkward moments, she was pretty devoted to Ian.

The room suddenly got quiet.

“Mine would.” I said.

“Yeah, but that’s cause you’re, like, a total beta!” Eric, despite his bulk was actually surprisingly intellectual provided he wasn’t wasted. It was only after a few drinks that he’d start talking like a frat bro meathead.

I doubted his girlfriend minded though, she was a Red Oni named Mira, and was always eager to match her boyfriend’s drunkenness. They tended to be the loudest of the group and even had an open relationship. I was amazed how they were still together, and when I asked her she simply replied how in her drunken haze she forgets everyman but Eric, not to mention most guys don’t want to stick around with her after a night, assuming they don’t need to go to the hospital for a broken pelvis.

That just left Michael, who went silent. Out of all of us, he was the only one having relationship trouble. His girlfriend, a Raiju named Rebecca, was even more open than Mira. Michael didn’t seemed to worried about it, he would say he simply wanted to see if a Raiju was right for him and was intending to call it off at some point, but we knew it bothered him.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait,” I say looking at Michael, putting the pieces together. “Are you seriously going to summon a Redcap to see if it will want to be your girlfriend?”

<p class="MsoNormal">Eric busted out laughing while Ian gave Michael a light smile.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wow. Gotta admire the balls on you dude. But if you wanted to do that why not just do it in your own house?” Ian asked

<p class="MsoNormal">“Cause Rebecca broke my mirror. Remember? I was telling you how Reb got a little too into it and hit the mirror too hard?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Bitches be bitches.” Eric managed to slur out. He was honestly starting to get on my nerves.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You want to just play some Smash Bros, Ian?” I asked

<p class="MsoNormal">“Sure, you two coming?” Ian asked Michael and Eric.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yeah, fine. Come on Eric.” Michael pulled Eric up, who simply stumbled back into the tub, nearly taking Michael down with him, in a state of laughter.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Christ man, how many have you drank?” Michael asked in annoyance.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well, Officer Mikey, I had a few of Ian’s beers but that wasn’t given me the buzz I needed,” Eric reached into his pocket, “So I brought some of my Mira’s good shit.” Eric pulled out a small flask of Mira’s homebrew and took a sip. Even from here I could smell its burning stench.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You shittin’ me? Why didn’t you give us some?” Michael reached for the flask but Eric pulled back.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’ll give you some only if you promise to convince Rebecca to spend a night with Mira and me. We’ve been wanting to try her out for a few weeks now.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“I doubt that’ll take much convincing but fine.” Michael took the flask and a quick swig before coughing, “Jesus, and you guzzle this stuff down like its water.” Michael offered some to Ian who declined, “Doubt I even need to ask you, teetotaler.” He said to me.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Someone needs to drive you home, and I doubt Rebecca will be in any condition to do so.”

<p class="MsoNormal">With the exception of Eric, who said he’d be out in a minute, we all went back in the main room and decided to play some Mario Kart, Ian and Michael taking a drink after every loss. Ian definitely had the upper hand, given that he stuck to his beers while Michael would take a swig of Mira’s brew. While at first I was confused as to why Eric had been so generous with his flask beforehand, after checking up on him I found out why.

<p class="MsoNormal">He had another flask, and was happily sipping it down giggling at the tile wall when I walked in. I soon became a sort of baby sitter to these guys. Granted Ian wasn’t completely wasted yet, but I was shocked Michael was still able to play and Eric was still conscious. I was about to check up on Eric when I heard a scream coming from the bathroom, following by the door slamming shut and locking.

<p class="MsoNormal">That sobered up Ian pretty quickly, who, after pulling out a coin managed to unlock the door as he and I stepped in. We had assumed Eric had tried to get out of the tub and slipped, but instead what we found was something that we weren’t sure was worse.

<p class="MsoNormal">Eric was still in the tub, but his clothes were in all over the bathroom floor and in tatters. A Redcap was riding him, and while Eric looked to be in ecstasy, the Redcap looked disappointed.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Fucking limp dick drunks and their goddamn bad breath!” The Redcap accentuated each syllable with each thrust.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ian and I just stood there in shock, while I was unable to move, out of the corner of my eye I saw Ian moved slowly to close the door.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey, is Eric okay?” Michael called out.

<p class="MsoNormal">The Redcap suddenly stopped and shot her head to us. Her look of disappointment turning to joy, “Hey, you two look sober. The name’s Annabelle, and I’m not leaving until I’m satisfied. So, who’s gonna be first?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait, it actually worked?” Ian said in shocked.

<p class="MsoNormal">Annabelle looked impatient, “Yeah, yeah, say my name three times in a mirror and I show up and fuck you, a lot. A lot of Redcaps pick up dates that way. By the way, nothing happens if you say my name while spinning around three times. You just make an ass of yourself. But speaking of asses,” She suddenly turned around and bent over, “I’m feeling generous and am willing to give one of you the first round.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“What if we refuse?” I ask, Ian glared at me, his face turning pale.

<p class="MsoNormal">Annabelle’s playful expression faded to something darker, “Refuse? Refuse ''me? ''Boy, I’m just going to assume you’re new to this whole thing and give you a little warning. If you say no to me and reject my advances, I’m not gonna stay cute. In fact, those who reject a Redcap after summoning them lose something very dear to them if you get what I’m saying.” She says as she pulls out her huge cleaver.

<p class="MsoNormal">I turn pale as I look at Ian, who looks like he’s about to pass out.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Okay, I’m done waiting.” Annabelle points her cleaver at Ian, “Eenie meenie miney you.” She points her cleaver at me as a sick grin spreads on her face.

<p class="MsoNormal">She looks like she’s about to pounce when Michael burst in between us, “Wait.” He was barely able to keep himself steady, he had to lean on both of us for support.

<p class="MsoNormal">Annabelle groaned and rolled her eyes, “Oh for fuck’s sake another one?! Normally I wouldn’t complain but you guys are taking too long, at least the guy in the bathroom was quick to give in despite the fact we couldn’t get it up.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait. Please, I have to ask you something.” Michael said, speech slurred.

<p class="MsoNormal">“If it isn’t ‘do you do anal?’ I’m cutting off your dicks for all of you for wasting my time. And the answer to that is no, unless you pay me. Even Hell run’s on money you know.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Michael paused, steadying himself before taking a long swig of liquid courage Eric’s flask. “Will you be my girlfriend?”

<p class="MsoNormal">The room goes quiet with the exception of Eric’s snoring and Michael’s hiccups.

<p class="MsoNormal">Annabelle bursts out laughing. “Wow! Okay that’s a first! Uh, shit kid I,” she suddenly begins to blush and looks down, as if shy, “Sorry. I’m not that kind of gal, I’m more of an open relationship kind of mamono you know?”

<p class="MsoNormal">Michael flips out, granted with his slurred speech it was hard to understand what he was saying. As spit flew from him lips the only words I could understand were ‘whore,’ ‘bitch,’ and ‘cunt,’ before he ended his incomprehensible tirade with a ‘fuck you and your mother too’ before passing out.

<p class="MsoNormal">Neither of us bothered to catch him as he fell, we were both staring at the Redcap in fear. Her once shy expression become one of fury, tranquil fury. She simply began palming the cleaver in her hand, giving us a glare that would freeze all of Hell itself.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I was summoned here hoping for a good time, but all I get are some drunks and a guy who really needs some couples therapy. I’m sure the Valkyries will be happy to provide that when I send him there.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait, please don’t kill him. He wasn’t in control of himself.” I said.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anabelle gave me a disturbing grin, “I’d be more worried about myself if I were you. I’m castrating all of you for wasting my time. But you know what, in one last bid of generosity, let’s make this interesting.” She snaps her fingers and Ian and I hear all the doors and windows locks activate. “Not only have I locked us all in here, but the doors and windows outside are also sealed with demonic magic for good measure. I’ll give you a ten second head start until I start looking for you. If I find you,” she moved her cleaver across her legs. “Ready?”

<p class="MsoNormal">Ian passed out. Annabelle gave me an amused look.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Looks like it’s just you for now. When I’m done with you though I’ll be sure to wake them and tell them the rules. Now, enough waiting. Ten, nine, eight-”

<p class="MsoNormal">I booked it upstairs, and go down the second door my left. This must’ve been Ian’s guest room, as the closet was empty. Still, I decided to hide under the bed, thinking the closet too obvious and the bed was so low to the ground that she might not find me. No sooner did I manage to get under did I hear her slowly go up the creaking stairs, and once she was up I heard something drag against the hardwood floor.

<p class="MsoNormal">As she opened the door to the room I was what it was: her cleaver. She walked slowly, deliberately to the closet, the cleaver making a scraping sound though strangely not leaving any marks on the floor. She swung the closet door open, cleaver raised, but saw I wasn’t in there. She turned to the bed, but then walked out of the room, gently closing the door behind her. I pulled out my phone, I was going to call my girlfriend, she’d be able to help.

<p class="MsoNormal">A hand gripped my arm and dragged me from out of the bed screaming, in the shock I dropped my phone.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I love doing that.” Anabelle said as she pinned me to the bed. “Ready to stain this white bed red with-” she sniffed the air.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait, you haven’t drank anything?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“N-no! Please don’t!”

<p class="MsoNormal">She gave me a smile before raising her cleaver. I closed my eyes and screamed right as I saw the cleaver come swinging down.

<p class="MsoNormal">As I heard it pass through the air and at me, I felt nothing, only a little colder. I opened my eyes and saw why. I was naked, and Annabelle was holding my shredded clothes.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You know what, I’ll cut you a deal. I still need to be satisfied tonight, filled with a man’s warmth, and honestly would much rather that warmth not be from his blood. Seeing as how you’re probably the only dude who can get it up, how about it? We have sex all night, and I won’t neuter you. Hell, if you really satisfy me I’ll even spare your friends.”

<p class="MsoNormal">I stammered, unable to form words. This night was simply going crazy, here was a Redcap that went from trying to castrate us to crawling on top of me and kissing my neck. I didn’t want this, I wanted to spare my friends and save myself but this just felt sick. Still, much to my shame this intimate moment in madness caused me to get aroused.

<p class="MsoNormal">Annabelle giggled as she grinded up against my head. “What’s wrong, cat got your tongue? While I was going to fuck you regardless of your response, I’d appreciate if you said something. Don’t worry, I know of a cat that’ll loosen that tongue.”

<p class="MsoNormal">She repositioned herself so her ‘cat’ was over me, and her head over mine. She suddenly scrambled off me as I heard something slicing through the air, it narrowly avoiding neutering me. I looked up and relief, hope, and embarrassment washed over me.

<p class="MsoNormal">It was my girlfriend, Mariah, a Dullahan. She grabbed my leg and pulled to her side on the bed before Annabelle could.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You alright?” She asked, not taking her eyes off the Redcap.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yeah.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“She didn’t…defile you, did she?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“I would’ve had you not rudely interrupted!” Annabelle glared at Mariah.

<p class="MsoNormal">“How did you know I needed help?” I asked.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mariah gave me a smile, “I sensed your soul was in danger and warped here as fast as I could. I would’ve gotten here earlier had it not taken so long to find my body. Mira had in the back of the bar, about to see how much beer she could pour gown my throat despite the fact I don’t drink.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Annabelle lunged and scrambled over the bed, cleaver raised, but Mariah met it with her scythe.

<p class="MsoNormal">“We were having a conversation.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well we were having sex!” Annabelle screamed, “Gotta hand it to you though, you’ve got balls for getting between me and my nightly toy.” She suddenly kicked Mariah out of the room before leaping off the bed, pointing her cleaver at me. “You stay there, this’ll only take a second.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Like Hell it will!” Mariah charges in, scythe dragging across the floor. She swings her scythe in a powerful upwards slice, but Annabelle simply catches it with her cleaver held lazily at her side.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Do you know how old I am, madam of Death? Annabelle asks mockingly, “I stop counting after 500, and no, I’m not telling you how I’ve kept looking this good for so long.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“H-how? For your race such a life span should be impossible?” Mariah said as she struggled to get her scythe free.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Let’s just say I take more than a man’s spirit energy. The point is that other Dullahans have tried to collect me, no fewer than five.” Annabelle slowly raised her cleaver “I know very intimately how to kill your kind, it doesn’t take much believe it or not, and if you hold still, it’ll be mostly painless.”

<p class="MsoNormal">I didn’t think, I just got up and ran in between Mariah and Annabelle, my feet feeling like cinder blocks as everything slowed down. Annabelle’s expression turned to surprise as I got in front of her as the cleaver came down, and while I felt like I could’ve been way worse off, the slice across my bare skin caused me to collapse in Mariah’s arms as she let go of the scythe.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Thomas! Are you okay?” Mariah asked as she gently set me down.

<p class="MsoNormal">From behind her I saw Annabelle lick her cleaver and lazily toss Mariah’s scythe to the side, “You’re making it really hard to gather spirit energy, you know?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Spirit energy? You want spirit energy?!” Mariah was furious, she quickly turned around and tackled Annabelle before she could react.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mid-fall Mariah’s head came off, but she didn’t seem concerned in the slightest. Her body pinned her down, and with one arm keeping her cleaver pinned, the other pulled her mouth open.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Here’s your goddamn spirit energy!” Mariah shouted.

<p class="MsoNormal">The body leaned down so that its neck hole was facing Annabelle’s open mouth. Suddenly a blast of bluish white smoke that I assumed was spirit energy blasted from the neck hole into Annabelle’s mouth. At first nothing happened, then Annabelle quickly began expanding like a balloon. Her once childish physique became rotund as she squirmed. In a sudden flash, she popped. There was no blood or gore, just the blueish white smoke that evaporated, like she was a balloon. Only her cleaver remained.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Are you alright Thomas?” Mariah asked as her body placed her head on the nightstand next to the bed.

<p class="MsoNormal">I looked down and examined my chest. I was lucky, I guess Annabelle pulled her swipe at the least second because the cut I had against my chest while a little long was no deeper than a paper cut.

<p class="MsoNormal">“It stings a little, but I think I’m fine.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Mariah’s body suddenly pushed me onto the bed and pulled off her clothes. She then climbed in front of me and started to stroke me.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mariah’s face turned beet red, “B-body! Now’s not the time for that!”

<p class="MsoNormal">But her body wouldn’t listen instead of moving in closer and pressing me chest to hers while cupping my face.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey, cut it out.” I said to push her off, but she grabbed my hand and put it in between her legs.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mariah became flustered, “I used up all my spirit energy forcing into that Redcap until she exploded. My- my body’s really starved for it.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Normally when a Dullahan loses their head, which happens surprisingly often, all their spirit energy leaks out and their body is purely motivated by instinct to milk it out of the nearest man. After a few awkward, public moments that nearly got me arrested and Mariah deported, Mariah managed to get her body under control and prevent her spirit energy from leaking out, at least for a time. But now, completely empty, her body would be ravenous with lust.

<p class="MsoNormal">Normally I wouldn’t mind, Mariah, headless or not, would be ravenous even when not needing spirit energy, but it felt awkward to have a night of passion at my friend’s house.

<p class="MsoNormal">As if the situation couldn’t get any more awkward, a loud banging caused all three of us to jump, a pile of dry wood and a tall figure laid at the edge of the bed.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yo Suzy, I’m in!” Mira exclaimed in a slurred voice to the hole above, struggling to stand up straight.

<p class="MsoNormal">Likewise, Suzy didn’t land as much as she crashed head first after her. “You think the Interspecies Exchange Bill will cover that?” She asked in between hiccups.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Dunno. But think of it this way, now you have a way to fly into and out of your house!” Mira suddenly noticed us on the bed. “Woah! Didn’t know you two were like that. Suzy rubbing off on you, Mariah?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Uh, I’m cool with it so long as you don’t get anything on the sheets.” Suzy said.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mariah face became a new shade of red, “Shut up and stop staring!” She glared at her body, “And ''you! ''Put me back on this instant or there will be no sex for a week!” Her body quickly got off me and placed her back on, backwards of course. Mariah spun her head around and took a deep breath.

<p class="MsoNormal">“What’s all the yelling about?” Rebecca asked, stepping upstairs.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait, how’d you get in? All the door were locked when we tried them.” Mira asked.

<p class="MsoNormal">“They were unlocked a minute a few minutes ago, right when Suzy managed to get you to the top of the roof.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“What were we doing on top of the roof?” Suzy asked as she looked up, “Wait, why is there a huge hole in my ceiling?!”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Nevermind that, I think you three should come down stairs.” Rebecca said as Suzy and Mira clumsily followed them. After Mariah got her clothes on, and noticing mine were torn to shreds, handed me a robe from the bathroom, we followed them.

<p class="MsoNormal">I saw Michael and Ian still on the floor, looking a little dazed.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hubby! Are you okay?!” Suzy said as she ran to Ian’s side, nearly stumbling a few times.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Head hurts a little, but I’m fine.” Ian said as he rubbed his head “Also I feel…something.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Had to shock you three awake,” Rebbecca said, “That ‘something’ you feel is gonna my electrical energy, it doubles as an aphrodisiac, just so you know.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well, we’ve got all night, don’t we hubby?” Suzy said as she began pulling Ian’s pants down.

<p class="MsoNormal">“’Hubby’? What’s with you all the sudden?” Ian asked as he struggled to keep his pants up.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suzy turned to Mariah as she began pulling off her shirt, “Mariah said something was wrong and warped here, said she sensed something really bad.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Oh yeah, uh… how about we talk about that in the morning?” Ian said, his mind obviously on other things as he gazed at Suzy’s chest.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Deal!” Suzy wasted no time putting that aphrodiasic to work.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey, Eric, the fuck you doing in tub? Move over and give me some room!” I heard Mira say.

<p class="MsoNormal">“The only room left is one my lap babe! I think it might be too much for you though!”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Try me!”

<p class="MsoNormal">Rebecca walked over to Michael, who was sitting on the sofa.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Had fun?” he asked, looking away.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Not really, kinda missed you.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Michael turned in shock, “Really? Thought I was just another man to you.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well you are, but, that doesn’t mean I think less of you then any other I’ve been with, in fact, none of the guys at the bar really interested me. Heck, when Mariah said something was up here I got worried about you. So you know what, I think I’m willing to try monogamy if you are.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Michael went wide eyed, “Yeah, I-I’d like that.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Rebecca giggled, “Good. Now, care to show me how good one man can be.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Michael wasted no time showing her.

<p class="MsoNormal">I felt horribly out of place, until I felt, Mariah wrap her arm around mine.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You might not have that aphrodisiac in you, but I think you’re plenty capable of filling me to the brim.” She said with a coy smile.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Happy to, but let’s take it somewhere a little more…private.”

<p class="MsoNormal">We went back up to the guest room and while the downstairs was an orgy of passion, we had our own little private night, complete with a view of the stars curtesy of Mira’s dynamic entry. The night air was nice and cool too, so it didn’t bother us to simply sleep nude and in each other’s embrace.

<p class="MsoNormal">We awoke the next morning and made our way downstairs, followed by Ian and Suzy whom I guess made their way to their room at some point during the night. Michael and Rebecca were on the sofa, draped on a blanket, and Mira and Eric stepped out of the bathroom shortly after, a towel around Eric’s waist.

<p class="MsoNormal">“So, what exactly happened last night?” Mariah asked now that we were all together.

<p class="MsoNormal">The rest of the guys and I looked at each other before I decided to tell them what happened, I decided to leave out the bit where Michael asked for the Redcap to be his girlfriend, and judging from the look he gave me he was grateful for that.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You wanted to summon a Redcap?!” Rebecca stared at Michael in shock.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You took both of my flask without asking?!” Mira glared as Eric.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Why did I put a hole in my ceiling?!” Suzy exclaimed.

<p class="MsoNormal">Before the room could erupt, Mariah loudly cleared her throat and brought everyone to her attention. I always admired how she was able to quickly gain control of a situation.

<p class="MsoNormal">“It looks like our boys were behaving pretty irresponsibly.” She began, “Except for mine of course!” She wrapped me in a tight hug as everyone else rolled their eyes.

<p class="MsoNormal">“As for the hole Suzy, I wouldn’t worry about it because,” Mariah quickly ran upstairs before bringing the cleaver down, just seeing it made my blood run cold, “This cleaver will provide proof your house was under sieged by a Redcap. Show this to a MON squad, and they’ll get someone to cover the damages.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Suzy breathed a sigh of relief.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Now.” Mariah’s tone became serious as she looked at me and the other guys. “I’m going to assume copious amounts of alcohol was involved in your decision to summon a Redcap? You are all lucky to have survived with your manhood’s intact. Redcaps are dangerous mamonos that tend to neuter their victims after draining them dry.”

<p class="MsoNormal">She suddenly wraps me in another tight hug, “Why, if it wasn’t for my honey’s heroic actions I doubt I would’ve been able to overcome her.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Eric gives me a glare only to be upped by one from Mariah, ad proceeds to step a little closer to Mira. Mira simply scoffs.

<p class="MsoNormal">“So that bitch is dead, right?” She asked.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mariah’s face turned grim, “No. Redcaps are crafty creatures, and infuse a part of their souls with their cleaver. Even if you get rid of the body, as long as the cleaver remains she’ll return.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“So let’s destroy it.” Rebecca says.

<p class="MsoNormal">“No. Ian and Suzy will need it as evidence to get the roof fixed. Fortunately, after being informed of what they’re dealing with, MON should send it to a storage site, and when the Redcap spawns from it, she’ll be properly charged and imprisoned.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Sounds good. Still, do any of you girls think these guys shouldn’t have guy’s night out for a bit?” Rebecca asked as she glared a Michael.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Great idea, Rebecca.” Mira says as she puts Eric in a headlock, “They were pretty irresponsible after all, no guys night out for you for a week, Eric!”

<p class="MsoNormal">“I won’t complain, more time to spend with you I guess,” Michael says to Rebecca.

<p class="MsoNormal">“That’s the spirit! I like you!” Rebecca hugs Michael.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’ve already forgave you, hubby! Now let’s start our morning sexercise!” Suzy begins pulling off Ian’s clothes.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wait! Come on, can’t I shower first?”

<p class="MsoNormal">“We can do it in the shower, great idea! Sorry guys, but I won’t be serving breakfast this morning.” Suzy said as she dragged Ian upstairs.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Let’s take you back home, flask thief, I’ll be sure to push you properly once we get back.” Mira dragged Eric out of the house and too the car.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Did you want to go to the park?” Michael asked.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Sure, it’s pretty nice out, you have the day off?” Rebecca asked.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I do now.” Michael and Rebecca left the house as they discussed their day.

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m happy for them, nice to see them work out what happened.” I say.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yeah, but I’m just glad you’re safe.” Mariah says as she takes my hand.

<p class="MsoNormal">“You really saved my life last night. Mariah I can never thank you enough for that.”

<p class="MsoNormal">Mariah smiled, “That’s twice I’ve saved your life, granted I kinda owed you one. You’re the one always protecting and caring for me.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“You don’t owe me anything Mariah.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“I know, I know. One of the first thing you taught me is to do good for the sake of it, not for a reward. One of the hardest lessons to grasp and what caused me to fail at becoming a Valkyrie.” Her eyes became distant for a moment before shaking it away, “But you know what, I do want to reward you for being the only one responsible last night.”

<p class="MsoNormal">“Wasn’t that what all that time in the guest bed was for?” I joked.

<p class="MsoNormal">She blushed, “Oh no, that was just me getting some spirit energy. Trust me, I’ll be far more passionate today.”

<p class="MsoNormal">We couldn’t have warped to our room fast enough.