Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-26380985-20160508024036/@comment-28097568-20160608221854

I immediately, being drunk as all hell, run for the door while my vision swims, and make a break for my house. I lock the door behind me and barricade my windows, door, and chimmeny. I promptly sit in a chair and get over my drunkenness, then exit my house calmly through my window and jump into my cleverly placed trees. I escape the Ushi-oni and go back to the bar.