Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-38232361-20190511172838/@comment-28027028-20190812204530

Noodle pulled the lever and brought the TARDIS into a spot far enough away to watch but keep the TARDIS safe. "Of course you can start the show kiddo!"

Harley raised an eyebrow noting that Bryce and Nina had nothing to say about letting a child blow up an entire planet.

Dawn laughed as she watched the Amazoness try to convince to have some fun. "HA! Hahaha no, I think you've had enough fun for one day!" She joked pulling away her hand as she tied up the Amazoness and hoisted her into a seat against the wall tying her up to that as well.

"What're we gonna do with this busted out amazoness?" Dawn asked still giggling immaturely over the state of the woman.

Noodle looked over and smiled, "Oh we'll dump her on the planet of infinite women. She'll never see another male again. Hahaha!" He callously laughed at the description of her fate.

Meanwhile in Muffy's world-

"What the hell?! What did you do to m--" static cut Noodle off as his Comms disabled and he fell to the ground, his armor now disabled. He was cursing at her muffled through his deactivated helmet. He tried to fire his weapon with the strength he COULD use to move his nearly immobilized armored suit but his weapon just sparked and spilled plasma fuel onto the dirt.

His head bluescreened for a moment and he blacked out. It took him time to reboot his operating system was old and had trouble syncing with his brain. When he regained his internal HUD he noticed all he readouts were pink now and the boot screen was just a nude photo of the Gremlin doing a very x-rated pose. 'The hell did this bitch do to my implants?!' his internal monologue screamed.

Meanwhile in Multiple Universes--

The brunette finished her drink and noticed the distressed lady slam her phone down and looked her over. "What's his name?" The brunette called as she made her way over in a sultry gait like a dark angel in the intermittent bursts of light rhythmically pulsing with the beat of whatever the out of date bar-rock band was playing.

The man in teal armor grabbed his gun and kept going as the shivers stopped just barely and obliviously avoiding a bullet silently plinking into the sand where he used to be.

The male hellhound had just gotten back up to be greeted by the foot of his newest wife. "AGHH GODDAMNIT!!" He screamed as he crumpled to the ground groaning like an injured child.

The squid creature looked shocked and slack beaked at the janitor. With the same expression on his face he spat a stream of ink into the janitor's eyes and ran away screaming in a gutteral sound that almost resembled a higher pitched Wookie.

"Hey at least we bought you back!" A busty witch cooed. "Yeah we could've let princess Humolga keep you. You looked kinda cute in that gold Speedo! Really....uhm....showed off what you had to offer, haha!" An archer class Dark Elf joked. "My former chieftess would've devoured you happily!" The orcish Barbarianess said slapping him on the back with her huge green hand.

No universe was left untouched by the shockwave of the beastly creature pounded and evil warlord like so much pizza dough. All versions of the one known as Noodle, the Master of Ceremonies also known as DurtyDypurrz, had no choice but to feel extremely violated and only Two of them will never know why.