User blog:Redknight910/WWYD Khepri RandomKing57

Prompt:  You are sitting in a tavern in a small desert town, drinking a glass of cheap whiskey. A drunk Lizardman sitting beside you is flirting with you pretty hard, to the point where she actually rips off her bra and puts it on your head.

Suddenly, the tavern doors fly open and 5 Khepri burst in. As it turns out, it was that same group of Khepri that you escaped from less than a half hour ago. They seen the Lizardman beside you and they become furious, one of them even starts foaming at the mouth.

"GIVE US BACK OUR KING!!!", they shout.

Answer:

I look at the khepri, then at the lizardman.

"You're already taken?" She asks. I shake my head, looking at the khepri and trying to explain how I never meant to break into their home.

"Doesn't matter, you did, and now you're our king." I quickly try to counter the argument when the drunken lizardman roars and draws her sword. She takes a step forward... And tumbles onto her face. I kneel down next to her, making sure she's okay. The khepri look at the scene before them, curious looks on their faces.

Do you like her?" One asks. I look up, noticing the once furious faces have changed to curious, almost apologetic. Thinking that my choices are a harem of khepri that will hold me in their room underneath a pyramid, or a lizardman who'll travel with me on my work, I say that yes, I like the lizardman. The khepri then pick both of us up and carry us, me screaming for help, the lizardman still coming to.

I find out that we're  not  being taken to the pyramid, but the nearby healer. The khepri leave me, with my word I'll send someone else to be their king. I while waiting for the lizardman to regain consciousness I tell some people about the 'great treasure hidden beneath the pyramid' and let that set the next 'king' up.

When the lizardman does wake up, she's clutching her head for more than just the bump from when she fell over. I hand her a flask of water, which she drinks happily. I then hand her her bra, which gets a much different reaction.

"Um... So, why are you still here?" She asks shyly. Trying to stay vague, I just tell her she saved me, got a knock on the head while doing it, and that now I want her to be my partner. She smiles, and grabs her sword, before cringing and holding her head.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">"This should help with the hangover, and the pain." The lizardman thanked her, taking the whole bottle in a single gulp.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-language:EN-AU">We set out that day, heading back to the castle I was commisioned from. After handing over the relic they were after, we performed our challenge in the sparring yard, my success followed by her lustful begging for more intimate combat. By the time we were finished I was given news for a new job to go out on. But first there's some money to be spent at an inn on drinks and a room. By the time we're both satisfied, I've got a few different jobs to check in on, and I set off with my new partner.