Talk:Humpty Egg/@comment-26517142-20160922100812/@comment-29602226-20160925103618

She's FAR too young, but in addition to that, I'm no fan of Slimes (they are... slimey). I don't even like to touch real uncooked egg yolks or whites because of the slimey feel, so I would probably not be into her even if she were an adult.

The only Slimes I would probably enjoy are the Shoggoth (who probably can mimic human shape and the feel of human skin) and maaaybe the Sea Slime, who, having a skin and a fixed shape, seems to be more solid and closer to flesh than other slimes.