Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20191007191641/@comment-39280634-20191007202023

Me: "Harlot, i shall make you a deal: in exchange for your life, you and your village will give us as tribute your finest cooked meals !"

Other Crusader: "Brother, that is truly blasphemous !"

Me: "Not as blasphemous as the hereticaly thin rations we receive, you twit ! When was the last time we had a decent meal and drinks ever since we were conscripted, brother ? The bloody zealots barely feed us and expect us to swing our swords overywhere like a bunch of infantile cretins and die like lemings over stupid superstitions."

Other Crusader: "...You have a point there, brother. Harlot, take us to your village at once !"