Talk:Ant Arachne/@comment-26115871-20151029203648/@comment-28945379-20160805092134

I just stare at her for a second then say, "Listen, my mother is an echidna, plus I am a skilled mage, so, if you make your own sandwiches, you can stay. Oh, and here's another option." *summons ramen brick thing* She gasps, then asks,"How do you prepare it?" I show her how to microwave ramen. Then we return to my room and I say,"WE will have to share this bed, but no having coitus with me at any time unless I give consent. She nods, and I lay down to take a nap.