Talk:Jinn of the Jar/@comment-26115871-20160122052425/@comment-24.21.0.42-20160304013051

As I approach the jar to remove the spider, I bite my tongue to near the point of bleeding, only to keep myself from laughing my ass off from seeing such a cute girl cower in fear from a creature barely bigger than a nickel. With minimum effort, I gently pick up the spider in my palm, carry it to a nearby window, and gently release it onto the windowsill. "Th-thank you" I hear the little jinn mumble. I turn to the Jinn, examining her over. She's very cute: cotton candy pink hair tied up in a spunky sideways pony-tail, honey colored eyes, sun-kissed skin with not one blemish on it, and she's naked, giving me a perfect view of her barely budding breast and tiny little slit between her thighs. I wonder... "Not a problem" I say to her, before adding a rougeish "now, about my reward." "Reward?" she ask. "Why yes. I did defeat a vile monster and save you, a fair and beautiful maiden, didn't I?" "Well, I-I..." "Then wouldn't it stand to reason that I am a hero to you?" "I...I guess so, but-" I have already began to move in to claim my 'reward', asking her nonchalantly "by the way, are you a virgin?" Before she could answer though, a mosquito (regular mosquito, not a Vamp Mosquito) flies right onto my nose. Being allergic to mosquito bites, I naturally freak out, trip, and fall into the Jinn's jar. Now, I'm stuck in this jar, being used at my new mistress's favorite 'boy toy' forever. Yeah, irony sucks!