Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170731082116/@comment-30700719-20170806023620

(Read this in either the HEV Mark 4 suit voice, or the Cyclops voice.)

Battle Plan: Repel Mamono

Requirements: To make mamono stay away/out of house for about seven hours.

Essential Info: Mamono do not like blood, death, gore, etc.

Solution: Remove the large cut of veal in the basement

Stuff veal in spare clothes

Slump it against the fridge and smear some blood on the floor

Go upstairs and hide behind the door

In Case of Plan Failure (ICPF): Place chair next to the door

Stand on chair and grab baseball bat (preferably metal)

Knock the shit out of anyone who comes in

ICPF 2: Throw a glass bottle outside/into neighbour's window

>--Initialising Simulation--<

Wave One: Plan Success.

Wave Two: [CENSORED]. Plan effectiveness based on smell increased by 40%.

Wave Three: Despite making visual contact, Werecat approached the dummy and realised it was veal. ICPF Success. Body dumped out back window.

Wave Four: Plan Success.

Wave Five: Plan Failure. The two Werewolves proceeded to eat the dummy. Effectiveness based on appearance increased by 50%. ICPF 2 Success 50%. ICPF Success. Body dumped out front window.

Wave Six: Plan Success.

Wave Seven: The Youko proceeded to disintegrate the dummy on sight. Dummy was burnt to ashes by magical flames. ICPF Failure. Youko proceeded to catch baseball bat before it could strike. Warning. Room breach. Evacuate immediately. High Demonic Energy levels. Warning. Emergency Escape plan in effect. Unable to operate door. Catastrophic Demonic Energy levels. User corruption at 45%. Exit through window success.

>--End Simulation--<