Talk:Valkyrie/@comment-25601391-20150206165325/@comment-25808351-20150211042813

I fling into action, determined to stop this senseless violence. I sprint towards the warriors. As I get close, the Valkeria lifts her leg up off the ground. Then she screams, "I AM VALKERIA!"

I obliviously jump between the two and end up catching the Valkeria's massive front kick intended for the Lizardman, to my stomach. Both Warriors are in aw as I fly across the battleground and slam into a tree.

As my eyes open, both the Valkeria and Lizardman are over me with a concerned look.

Valkeria: why did you intervene?

Me: I wanted.... owww, to stop you two from fighting. I don't like seeing women getting hurt.

Lizardman: well you could have done that without gettin your ass kicked. Besides, it was only a friendly duel. We weren't going to severly hurt each other.

Me: ...... well shit.