Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20181124033538/@comment-37597570-20181125035153

It has happened. My heroic call to action. All games begin like this. Rando gets a house thats magic or is almost beheaded only to find he's a dragon person. My eyes sparkling, I wave to the leaving old very confused man.

"Thank you cryptic man! I shall find this Maxwell fellow!"

"You're going to die", he responds.

I get ready for bed. I must trick the demons. I wait for hours, fueled by the determination of the Undertale protagonist. Finally, the door cracks open, unearthly purple light coming through. A single glowing eye peers at my sleeping body for a moment. Then the door swings open to reveal a young girl, demonic goat horns and paws for hands, wearing a sundress and clutching a scythe.

"He's asleep"

Several other figures appear. A lamia, Greek child eaters, what appeared to be a succubus, and a young witch. The goat girl walks right up to me, poking me with the scythe.

I snatch it from her and slice at her neck. Instead of the expected blood geyser, her eyes roll back into her head, she goes bow legged, and collapses, hitting the trigger rune circle. The witch shrieks and points her staff, which I slice in half.

"Looks like the Wiccens are recruiting early" I quip, punting her into the magic portal. As suspected, the magic runes worked for the first time, allowing me to triumphantly celebrate my wizardry.

I hadn't really thought that much about the summoning runes, unfortunately.

"What is that?" The succubus points behind me in confusion.

"It is Aamon, the Seventh prince of Hell!"

"Doesn't look like it", the succubus comments. I turn to face what should be a demonic wokf with a snake tail but is instead a very confused furry lamia looking in utter shock at her breasts.

"What.. the fuck..?" We both mutter simultaneously. She looks at me.

"Did you do this?" She sounds utterly confused and exhausted. I point to the succubus, who points to me.

"Know what? Fuck you both. Imma check out the portal. Mortal, follow me.

And thus begins my epic waifu adventures.