Talk:Dormouse/@comment-26241048-20150409214447/@comment-12776-20150410093712

^ Actually, she require you to remain wake up while she remain sleeping (so you can do all work and bang her).

Funny enough, I imagine that typical Dormouse's husband/big bro either has to...


 * 1) alway carry her around, and he has to pat her from time to time to keep her sleep peacefully (unless when he want to play prank, as mentioned in profile).
 * 2) regretfully leave her at home while he's out for work. Of course, when he come back, she alway jump in his arms, crying. Despite possibly being very tire, he won't drop her, but carry her to a bed or large sofa that they can lay down together. Then he will pet her until she stop crying and fall asleep. Finally give him some free time (dinner, housework, etc.), before he carry her to bedroom and has some fun.

Wait, I guess he has to bath her as well. Bathroom sex, anyone?