Talk:Vampire/@comment-26120285-20160720205449/@comment-28729215-20160822211207

Pose and shout "Ffffffffools! German science is the best in the world! Skeai Ichi!" Then I proceed to shot my UV laser in my eye. During their initial confusion I release the heavy machine gun hided in my chest, loading it with a very long strip of bullets. "This heavy machine gun can fire 600 rounds per minute through a 30mm armor plate!" I shout, opening fire upon them.

Once this problem has finished, I put my WW2 german army uniform and I go to help a very manly american man that uses sunbreathing to kill vampires with a clackers that like to predict the other people lines to kill the aztecs god of fitness.