Talk:Gazer/@comment-25095137-20140807223916/@comment-25035274-20140809152048

Well, if I'm traveling through a demon realm I'm either (a)quite the powerful hero trying to save the world, (b)not very smart and took a wrong turn, or (c)a complete pervert who's intentionally trying to get molested.

Regardless of the reason, I've at least seen what lurks in them forests, and I KNOW I don't want tentacles up the bummy-hole. I also can't fly, so that leaves the cliffs out. That only leaves forward, because regardless of my three possible reasons for being here I have not accomplished my purpose(which, again, is to either save the world, get home after turning down the wrong road without the sense to realize it's the wrong road, or...get raped).

I put on my robe and wizard hat and advance. She turns around, grins, and hits me with all of her eyes at once.

It's no contest. I fall over backwards and am raped six ways to Sunday. All in all, it's not the worst way to end a journey.

But alas, now the wayward son cannot carry on.