User blog:Flodoomable/If all mamono where loli's

The live chat is amazing, these are some ideas we came up with.

Loli Lizardman would be great, by the way.

Imagine her now. Always saying she could beat you in a fight... Telling you she went easy on you if you win...

a loli kraken "i will drag you into the briney deep" she just kind of suction cups your face while barely wrapped around an arm and a leg her tentacles arent even as long as her arm yet. a normal sized devil would be cool

Tries to cover your eyes since she can't make enough ink...

"haha... now you be blinded" she's just holding her hands over your eyes

washing a loli nekomata "nyaaa, don't wanna take a bath!"

Loli Werewolf...biting your knee because you won't play with her.

I didn't mean knee. That would be too short, even by loli standards

she could be holding onto your leg as you are walking along, biting your ankle as she's trying to overpower you

loli dullahan "hold my head on your shoulders, I wanna go higher!"

that would be toddler level creepy shit going on there. Loli Grizzly; Tries to hold you down, even though she drank too much nectar and has a headache. She can't help herself, its too sweet.

loli vampire "I will make you my slave" *nibbles on your neck* Loli Inari, her tail makes her off balance and makes her trip at random times

loli jinko, hunting the birds in the backyard while you look away

would be funny, her tail is larger than her body, when she sweeps it around hap hazardly it drags her along with it Loli Merrow. Tries to talk about dirty subjects, but gets embarrassed when she tries. Loli black harpy, tries to fly away with you with all her might but can barely lift you off the ground when she tries before running out of puff. loli cancer, you are taking a nice shower when she suddenly walks in and begins soaping up your lower back.

Tries to do a sexy move where she reaches around your back, can't because her arms are too short Loli wurm, runs head first into the tree you are hiding behind, knocking herself unconscious Loli Anubis. Tries to tell the mummies what to do, pouts when they won't listen to her. Loli sandworm, you find her normal body in the desert where she grab hold of your leg, looking down her outer body is barely big enought for her as your foot ends up wearing her outer body more like a sock rather than being pulled inside it. A loli dragon holding on to your head very greedily "You are only mine" ImperialFish: You can apply loli to anything. Except Holstraus. I draw the line there. Flodoomable: loli holstaurus, *jealously following her mother around all day in search of how mommy's jigglies are so big and hers are flat* ImperialFish: But makes for a bleak future for her. Mauller: loli ogre, offers to wrestle you all the time and claims victory even when she is only holding onto your leg

ImperialFish: Loli Oni: Drinks a whole jug of sake, spits it out and hates the taste.

Flodoomable: loli minotaurus, tries to tragg you along to her bed all the time, but complains as she is dragged all over the plave in the process Mauller: loli lillim, tries to seduce you all the time and command you around till you tell her she is a flat tube making her cry and start hitting you

Flodoomable: loli lilim, tries to smootch you, but every time you allow her to smooch you she gets embarrassed andbacks out of smooching you. ImperialFish: Loli Minotaurus: Too small to lift her axe, drags it around and falls asleep while walking Flodoomable: loli yeti, trying to warm you up, but can only warmup one limb at a time because of her size. Mauller: loli valkyrie, her armours too big for her and when she barely swings her sword her helmet falls infront of her eyes and she hap hazardly falls over from the force of her swing. ImperialFish: Loli Gyoubu Danuki; Tries to sell you things she found, like rocks and trash, for outrageous prices. Flodoomable: loli troll, hides under a blanket all day to hide her hands and feet. ends up building a bed-fort every day. Mauller: loli mantis.... stares at you... stares throught you... always starting.... you wonder what she is staring at.... shes staring into your soul.... those cold cold eyes.... those emotionless eyes.... always staring.... ImperialFish: Loli Sea Bishop. Drops her little tablet all the time, which sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Has to get others to get it for her, because the bottom of the ocean is dark Flodoomable: loli lamia, tries to choke you when looking at other woman but it ends up being a hug because she's not strong enough.

Mauller: loli centaur, tries to make you take responsibility all the time and bosses you around to do things, when you ask her what you are responsible for she becomes embarrassed and runs off. ImperialFish: Loli Ryu; Tries to fulfill prayers of rain, can't and locks herself in her room when she fails

Mauller: loli vampire, tries to bite you but her teeth are too soft, when she tries to use her compulsion magics she ends up tiring herself out and falling asleep.

Mauller: loli cheshire cat, she can dissapear and reappear but forgets she cant float yet and falls out of the air all the time she appears above someone.

Flodoomable: Or she tries to be an awesome quide, but she gets lost all the time while showing people around

Mauller: Loli hornet, tries throwing her spear at you but throws it short and the recoil force causes her to fall back Flodoomable: loli arachne, tries to tie you up, but her web is to small and can't support your weight.

ImperialFish: Loli Harpy, can't support her own weight with her wings, instead uses them to hit you in anger

Mauller: loli lightning bird, can barely generate electricity making only a small static shock, but its out of her control and she often ends up shocking herself.

ImperialFish: Or sneaks up behind you and shocks you with a bit of static

Mauller: loli kikimora, bosses you around all day and tells you off when you make a mess, comes up to your room in the mornings and pulls the duvet off your bed when its time to get up.

Flodoomable: then entering her room it is one huge mess

Mauller: cloths everywhere, bed untidy, dust bunnies rolling across the floor

ImperialFish: Kicks you out and tells you to do chores around the house

Mauller: loli jinko, likes to show off all the time, but when she tries jumping from tree to tree she often falls short and comically falls into a bush or on top of you.

Mauller: loli sphinx, tell you to ask her three questions and if she gets them wrong you can put a curse on her.

Flodoomable: I put on you... the curse to cuddle with daddy!

Mauller: loli tentacle, her tentacles are only small and not strong enought to overpower you, but she always wants to be close and hugging you.

ImperialFish: Not enough power to hang on to you, you have to lift her up

Flodoomable: loli wererabbit, runs around you a lot, but makes you trip all the time because you don't see her coming.

ImperialFish: Loli Nightmare, trips over the things in your room at night, makes a bunch of noise and wakes you up. Pouts when you find her.

Mauller: loli scylla, has a superiority complex and adamantly tries to grapple you and boss you around as she sticks herself to your back.

ImperialFish: Loli Ushi-Oni. Squeamish about blood and faints when she gets a cut

Mauller: loli manticore, looks a bit like a fluff ball and tries to make loud noises to scare you as she sneaks up on you, when you spot her she goes red with embarrassment then faints.

Flodoomable: And she constantly tries to use her ball tail on your mouth because she doesn't know what it's for

ImperialFish: But she can't control it accurately, so she just flails it around

Mauller: ends up falling over because its still heavy and fully grown

Mauller: the spikes on her tail have not even grown out yet so she also just uses it on you as a flail

Flodoomable: or tries to look into the hole and ends up sucking her own face

Mauller: loli selkie, her furs are too big for her and she often ends up with her hood covering her face and tripping over, sometimes falling out of her furs completely

Mauller: loli siren, cant hold a note for toffee and often ends up breaking glass with her singing voice, yet she still tries to woo you as she sings her heart out like a broken record to you

Mauller: loli jabberwock, walks around with her eyes covered half the time since she is embarassed at seeing people naked.

Flodoomable: loli madhatter, she tries to sound all smart but she makes thee by heating water and putting in leaves she got from some random shrubbery.

Mauller: loli sherohebi, thinks highly of herself and believes the ryu are big headed and that she should be praised instead.

Flodoomable: And when you look at other women she throws a bucket of water over your hip

Mauller: she says he has power full water spells but really she has waterbaloon hidden up her kimono and when she tells you to look away she throws them at you

Flodoomable: loli lava golem, she just clamps to one of your legs all day long and won't let go.

Mauller: and sets fire to things randomly while enjoying the chaos and destruction in her wake

loli werebat, gets a headache whenever she tries to use her stunning ultrasound attack and often ends up getting lost since she cant user her ultrasound in the dark very well Flodoomable: loli litch, runs after you all day showing you her awesome spells she knows eventhough she just read them and never used.

Mauller: makes up stuff on the spot to sound more awesome

Blackartic: loli lich walks into town casts a spell to help find her way ends up casting a spell turning the surrounding villigers cloths invisible instead she blushes and runs away

Mauller: loli echidna, brags about her super awesome dungeon and the brilliant traps it contains, when you go theres its just a box held up with a stick with a piece of cheese under it.

Flodoomable: and as treasure you see a cookie at the back.

Mauller: loli pharoeh, wakes up after being asleep for centuries and tells you that you have to do it with her althought she doenst know what doing it mean.

Mauller: Loli dark priest, tries to teach you about the fallen god, holds her book upside down and becomes frustrated when she cant read the scribbles on the page

ImperialFish: Loli Giant Ant: Can't keep up in the line and has to have you carry her shovel

Mauller: loli salamander, stands behind a tree while following you, all you can hear is her breathing heavily, you wake up in the night and she is kneeling over you watching you as you sleep. Deathnote99: and burn the entire forest in the process ImperialFish: Setting plants on fire with her tail

Flodoomable: loli nekomata When you put her to bed later that night you hear and feel her crawling in bed with you purring as she sleeps.

Mauller: loli oomakupede, you hear a noise from your room in the night, the scuttling of many feet, when you look up you see two eyes looking down at you from the dark.

ImperialFish: Loli Mummy, trips over her own bandages and gets them lodged in places all over the pyramid

Flodoomable: loli orc, keeps telling you to tell her to do something

Flodoomable: yandre loli usher-oni, She ties you up while you sleep and uses your tied up body as a warm bed.

Deathnote99: Loli Arachne,Tries to tie you with her web,but instead it all end up with both of them tied

Flodoomable: loli cancer, every time you start cooking something she flees from the kitchen.

Mauller: loli alruane, sits in your garden looking in your window, trips you up every time you leave the house with her vines and throws things at you in the night.

Deathnote99: Loli Thunderbird,Shock you everytime she sees you,but also shocked herself and cries everytime

Flodoomable: loli centaur, her favorite game with her daddy is getting a piggyback ride.

Mauller: loli sahuagin, falls in puddles and calls for help saying that she cant swim, you pick her up and she just stares at you blankly

Flodoomable: loli dhampir, she finds you to help her kill the evil vampire, when she takes you to the other castle she runs of giggling as her mother walk into the room.

Mauller: loli elf, uses her bow and arrow to launch rotting fruit at you and runs away giggling and calling you degrading things