Talk:Dwarf/@comment-26115871-20151116192059/@comment-27013779-20160317034741

"Gee I wonder why..."

I'm greeted with a dark faced pout, to which I quickly beg my forgiveness. Astonishingly, she just turns back to her whisky and drinks silently.

As I turn to my own whiskey, I see how tired and sorrowful she looks while peering down the now empty bottle. With a final heart wrenching sigh, I tap her shoulder and say, "As an apology for my rude comment...would you like to-?"

She lurches up suddenly in my lap before I could finish my sentence and kisses me. Then, after a surprisingly thorough kiss, she blushes like a little girl, "I-I already knew what you'd ask so...could we-!"

I interrupt her with a kiss of my own. Taking the hint, we both find our way out of the bar and into my neighboring house. What can I say, I'm a sucker for cute little girls~

-Carthois