Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-37470851-20190108012320/@comment-36835899-20190108014510

Steve Irwin with a hellhound. Since he was dumb enough to poke every creature he came across, he might as well be put with something that would poke back.

Mr. Rogers with a Maid Gecko. Both kindly, both mild mannered. Their offspring would be so sweet they'd cause spontaneous diabetes in everyone within a five mile radius.

Bob Ross with a Kikimora. She'd keep his art studio clean, inspire even greater works of art, and take care of his occasional blowups. (Honestly, a white guy with a 'fro? Don't tell me he didn't lose it now and then.)

Stan Lee with the Demon King herself. Why? BECAUSE HE'S STAN MOTHERF***IN' LEE, THAT'S WHY! 'nuff said! Excelsior!!!