Talk:Vampire/@comment-69.161.50.229-20160229145913/@comment-5426290-20160229153408

"You are beautiful and elegant, if somewhat mean and needy at times."

She looks worried at me. "Really? When? How?"

I look away. "Two minutes ago you called me a sack of impotent manure."

She looks a bit guilty. "I-I thought you were into that kind of stuff.. My apologies."

I give her a small smile which cheers her up too. "Thank you, miss."

She then stands up and kisses me. "Here, as an apology."