Talk:Akaname/@comment-5426290-20150401084155/@comment-26115871-20150410220137

Me? I don't get to do anything. Thinking quickly, my wife hits me on the head with a frying pan and knocks me out. She then puts her hands on her hips as she glares at our daughter. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO KEEP THAT TONGUE TO YOURSELF!? That's the third time this week I've had to hit him with the frying pan!"

"But mom -"

"He's going to get more brain damage at this rate! Is that what you want? He, must, not, know!"

"But what if he likes mamono?"

"I'm not taking that chance!"

". . . can I rape him while he's unconscious?"

"No, you have school soon. Maybe when you get home."