Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20160425222105

This is for anon, below this message. You talk as if you know me anon, the problem is you don't. So I'm going to rectify that. I didn't plan on indulging you despite you calling me a wannabe tough guy virgin who lives in my mother's house.

I am a jerk, all throughout high school I was a bully, but I was the bully that bullied the bullies. I got into a few scuffles because of it, but it always made me feel better when some poor bullied kid knew he had back-up. However a bully is a bully, so I am a jerk. Now I'm older and wiser, so I don't bully anymore. But I still confront punks who think they have game just because they intimidate people.

Me? I'm a normal guy. I'm a 5"9", 220 lbs man. I drive an Audi A5, black. My hobbies include video games, shooting, bar hopping, cigars and working out. I've been with the same woman for almost 10 years, a woman that won't stop pestering me to marry her. She's the best thing that's happened to me sense I discovered "Dragonball Z". She's a kind, compassionate human being and shameless perv of legendary status that leaves me exhausted after a romp in the sack.

I'm not real big on anime, my list of animes I like is fairly small, but it grows every year. Video games are my forte, been playing sense I was 4. I still have my NES in perfect condition and "Contra" in the slot. But I'm not a hardcore gamer, I have a full time job, girlfriend and friends that like to get in the way of my gaming. So I'm casual I guess.

I myself am a shameless human being, as I do shit that leaves people slack jawed. I once was dared to sit through the entire "Twilight" series and failed, so I had to dress up as a "Sailormoon" girl for Halloween. There was another time I attended a Furry con, that was weird but fun. I wore black fox ears and tail because, why not. Recently me and my entourage danced to Dubstep music in public thanks to a certain member of the MG community. (Special shout out to Yeti4Dayz) And I'm known to drive down the highway wearing my movie prop Immortan Joe mask in my Audi while listening to "The PowerPuff Girls" theme with my volume cranked to 100% windows open. Why do shit like this? Because I like to have fun, I don't take myself so seriously or approach life with a stick up my ass.

I'm not a religious man, I haven't believed in a god sense my 12 year old cousin died of cancer. They say god works in mysterious ways, that's all fine and dandy for some people, but I don't see why god would condemn a 12 year old girl to suffer cancer. Alongside all the bad in this world, I don't believe such a being exists and if god does exist, I'll smack the shit out em when I get to heaven. Sense then I've joined an outreach program to help people who struggle with everyday life. For a while I served as a friendly ear for people who suffer from depression. I remember one time getting called out to go see a guy who said he was thinking about suicide. When I got to his house I knocked on the door and got no answer. Eventually I let myself in and the guy was in the middle of hanging himself. I never moved so fast in my life. I propped him up so he wouldn't suffocate (thankfully I workout). While holding him up pulled out my phone and dialed 911. For 16 mins I held him up waiting for help, during that time I talked to him. After help showed up, I continued to check up on the guy and now he's one of my closest friends.

I donate 5,000 a year to cancer research, I also go to my local orphanarium and help. Weather it's reading to the kids, just playing sports with them or just being a good influence, it means a lot to kids who were cheated out of a family. It also helps that my significant other finds my helpful ways sexy, so when I get home she rewards me in her own way.

I'm a fairly average guy in the end. After wild shit and helping kids is over, I crash in my man cave and play some "Dark Souls 3". The best thing for me is when my girlfriend falls asleep on my chest as I watch Samurai Jack and sip rum. That is my heaven. So that's just a bit about me anon. Now you know, what do you do with your life other then trying to fluster people on a "porn anime thing" site? 