Talk:Dark Mage/@comment-27303410-20170125040321/@comment-30014014-20170125051858

A mage with sight problem eh? Must be, cause I happen to be the least interesting man around. I mean, I live next to the hunk next house, you know, the one who gets them all every time. Let's rectify this, shall we?

I stand up with a deadpan expression "You're in the wrong house..." This sudden uttering of words takes her off, as she lowers her staff "Excuse me?"

I say again, with the lack of care in my face frozen "I said, you're in the wrong house. Well, parking". Those words confuse her "What exactly could you mean 'I'm in the wrong house'? ".

I sit on the seat of my car "You are looking for a suitable man, right? Right..." The lady stands over, using her staff as a cane "Y-yes...why? Are you not said man?"

I shake my hands slightly "No, no..." I then point to the next house "This is the guy you want. He's the neighborhood's hunk".

She looks over to the next house, seeing the man walk over to his outside window. Instantly, her heart aches for him, completely ignoring me and going over to his front yard. I easily forget about her and resume my car maintenance.