Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28970644-20170711192559/@comment-27346571-20170725165032

No combat skills, just edibles and a cool blanket. What I do have, however, is performance skills.

I quickly built a stage using boards from windows, and my show began!

"Hello ladies and... Ladies!" I say through a megaphone as many mamono without targets gather around the stage. I take a folding chair and sit on it, only to fall through it, and reveal that the sitting part of it wasn't there. The mamano laughed and some of them with targets brought them to the show. "Now then, what do you call a guy who's single?" I asked the crowd as many mamono raised their hands. "I call him friend, but most of you call him prey!" I said over the megaphone as many mamono laughed, and even their prey laughed. "I'll need a volunteer from the audience." I said as many mamono raised their hands, but one caught my eyes. "The manticore in the front, come on up!" I said as she eagerly flew from her seat to the stage, but right before she landed I took off a circle I cut in the stage when I made it. The Manticore didn't notice and fell in the hole, which I then covered up with the cover and stood on it. The Manticore quickly flew up and pushed the cover up, with me on top of it. She looked around for me but before she looked up I hang my head over the end of the cover and made a face, startling her, and maker her drop the cover. I then used the wool blanket on my back as a parachute, and landed somewhat softly. The manticore laughed, and so did everyone else when the cover fell on me and knocked me over. I quickly got up and bowed. "Let's here some applause for pur volunteer!" I said into the megaphone as the crowd clapped. "In fact, she's such a good volunteer, she help me in the next act! Won't you, dear?" I said, with the Manticore's eyes sparkling by the last part, and especially when I called her "dear."

"Ok!" She said.

"For my next trick, I'll make my volunteer... Fall asleep!" I said into the megaphone as I extravagantly wrapped the Manticore in my blanket with me. My body didn't even touch hers, as I managed to wrap us in a way so that part of my blanket seperated us. I then hugged her tightly and sung a lullaby, lulling her to sleep. I then wiggled a bit, which caused the blanket to come undone, with the Manticore still standing, though she had gotten a bit wet down there. The crowd clapped, which caused the Manticore to wake up. "For my next trick, I'll make my assistant disappear!" I say as I wrap the Manticore in the blanket again, walk her around the stage, walk her to the left, and she disappears behind the back of the stage. Then I unwrapped her and she looked around. I built the stage so that it would look like someone disappeared, but really they walked behind a wall. "A round of applause for my assistant!" I said into the megaphone as the crowd cheered and the Manticore came out from behind the wall. "Now then, ladies. Look to your left, and your right. Most of the men around here have escaped, except for the ones that have also been watching. I have been a decoy, just like this entire city!" I said as I opened my arms, pointing at the entire city. "I may not escape, but I chose who would get this D." I said as I wrapped both me and the Manticore in my blanket, this time our bodies were touching each other. "We have one hell of night coming up." I whispered to her. I may have the combat skill of a small child, but I'm crafty enough to pull off getting a Manticore to be submissive, so I guess this is a good ending.