Talk:Jubjub/@comment-25330482-20150919155528/@comment-25817038-20150920000211

Pretty simple really, establish a couple of ground rules.

- No sex while eating or drinking (while there are certainly worse ways to die, I prefer not to choke to death while blowing a load inside my wife)

- No sex during bathroom breaks

- Every third shower will be without sex

As expected, after every break, or pause in sex, the JubJub will tackle you to the ground and wring a round out of you with the force of a thousand suns before anything else is done, in order to make up for the time she did not stay connected to you.