Talk:Gargoyle/@comment-12776-20140811075724/@comment-25035274-20140816175139

Yeah, I'm thinkin' Mauller found the actual worst thing about being a statue.

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Unless the Gargoyle has some sort of anti-bird aura.

EDIT: Though the bird bath actually wouldn't be the worst possible thing the birds could use your mouth for.

One word.

Latrine.