Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27736349-20170313020704/@comment-29564364-20170507170341

Roastedman511 wrote: ([...] As for fast forwarding to the next day, sure. And so I said, LET IT BE DAY!) (Exactly what I was waiting for! Now I can finally come back!) "Those are the same kind of people I fought against! You cannot force me to join them!"

"I'm not forcing you, circumstances are. You have no more money and you refuse to work for a "traitor of humanity", as you call them."

Two familiar faces make eruption in the reception, one pushing the other.

Knight 1: "See? There is no receptionist. It must be fate telling us to leave."

Me: "I've already signed up once, I know how to do it." I hop behind the counter and reach for a registration form under the wooden surface, but as I rais my gaze, the still nameless man already has a hand on the knob and a foot outside. "Where do you think you're going?" One of my chains reaches out to him coils around his ankle before I start riling him in as he clenches both his hands on to closest object.

Knight 1: "Let go of me! Otherwise, you will end up breaking another's property!"

Me: "Is that the best excuse you could find? Come on, show a bit more creativity like for all those other jobs you declined. And I couldn't care less about a door knob, it's easily repairable. Beside, such a childish behaviour isn't fit for a grown up, much less for an ex-Order knight." I pull harder and the tension on my extension is finally released as Knight 1 comes flying into me.

Knight 1: "Look at what your actions have brought about!" He shows me the handle still in his hads with a good chunk of the entrance door attached to it.

Alpha: "Damn! Handles were much more solid in the medieval time! In modern times, they break at the slightest breeze."

Knight 1: "What?"

Alpha: "So. Ready to sign up and become a member of The Guild?"

Knight 1: "Many times before have I expressed my objection about joini-"

Alpha: "Good! Then let's play "Fill In the Blanks". I take the quill on the desk and ask "Name?"

Knight 1: "Why do you eve-"

Alpha: "Name?"

Knight 1: "Why do y-"

Alpha: "Name?"

Knight 1: "It is extremely rude to-"

Alpha: "Name?"

He quickly becomes impatient: "WILL YOU LET ME-"

Alpha: "Name, please."

Knight 1: "NICHOLAS DUMONT!!!"

Alpha: "Thank you." I write down his answer.

Nicholas: "Now will you-"

Alpha: "Mind if I call you Cole? It's shorter to write in replies."

Cole: "What you call me will not matter once I will take your life."

Alpha: "Sex?"

Cole: "Did you igno-"

Alpha: "Sex?"

Cole: "Do I look like a lady to you?"

Alpha: "Female..." I check the case.

Cole: "Hey!"

Alpha: "Just kidding." I show him I cheched male. "Do you not have a sense of humour?"

Cole: "Actually, I was referred to as the fun-"

Alpha: "Age."

Cole: "Could you stop cut-"

Alpha: "Age?"

Cole: "27!" (don't forget that life expectancies were shorter at the time)

Alpha: "Species. Obviously human... Occupation. Knight, I guess? Specialities?"

Cole: "Swordsmanship."

Alpha: "Noted. And?"

Cole: "Uuuummm..."

Alpha: "Let's leave it at that for now, we'll find something later. Perfect!" I put the form on the desk.

Cole: "Now that this is over, let's take our leave."

Alpha: "Leaving still won't fix your financial problem, but you know what will? Doing quests."

Cole: "I really hate you."

Alpha: "You're not the first. Alright. Follow me to the dining hall. The jobs board is there."

Cole: "What about the door you broke?"

Alpha: "Let's take that too and take care of it later. After all, it would be very lazy not to fix what you broke."

[Done]