Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28718853-20190417132101/@comment-28718853-20190704151815

As the Heavy finishes destroying a sentry gun, a Blu Spy sneaks up behind him, preparing to backstab him with his knife. However, before he can accomplish his assassination, a sword drives through his chest and he lets out a scream of intense pleasure. The Heavy turns at the sound in time to see a smiling Lizardman set down the unconscious Spy.

"Will that be enough to secure our marriage?" the Lizardman asks the Heavy, who groans and cries out, "AUGH, NOT YOU AGAIN!"

The Lizardman's sword is then smacked out of her claws by a Soldier who berates her with, "Swords are for wusses!"

He shoves a shotgun into the bewildered Lizardman's claws and says, "THIS is a real weapon! Now get back in the fight soldier!"