Talk:Salamander/@comment-96.32.109.252-20160216000541/@comment-66.87.73.112-20160307163532

I glare at her, "make your move."

She lunges at me with the knife but I side step. Using one hand I redirect her knife and drive it into the locker, with the other I grab her by the hair and proceed to repetitively smash her face into a locker until she's knocked out. I then drag her by the tail to the nurses office and dump her off there.

Later while eating lunch with my friends she appears again. I prepare for another fight but she quickly drops her knife and falls to her knees in a deep bow.

"PLEASE SENSEI TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!" she requests. Loudly. Loudly enough to draw the attention of everyone in the room.

I stare at her confused, "uh... what?"

She looks up at me, eyes sparkling in admiration, " SENSEI, PLEASE TEACH ME THE WAY YOU FIGHT, IT WAS SO, SO EFFICIENT, SO BRUTAL, I MUST LEARN IT!!!"

"Uh..." I look over to my friends... the empty seats my friends used to be sitting in, now only home to a sticky note state, "You're on your own dude."

I look back at the salamander, "Uh... ok. I'll teach you, really. Just try to quiet down a bit ok?"

"OF COURSE SENSEI!!!"

"Sigh..."