Talk:Manticore/@comment-195.195.43.4-20150309124723/@comment-28122738-20151101214505

"Just wait a minute, ladies" I say (with a redneck accent, beacause I like it, and it even works as a girl-repellant). I begin thinking. Not about just what to do, but how to do it using duct tape. An idea came, and I opened my bag, pulled a big roll of duct tape out. The chimaera goes " Well, what do have there? What's that ring looking thing?" I answer "Nothin', so what is this, why are y'all here? Welcomin' me, or what are ya fixin' to do with me?" while becoming scared, because they are all looking at me, and they also know I'm in this specific 'gotta do somethin bout it, but ah dont know how' state. The idea I had before flew away like a ton of binary explosives, I had that duct tape in my hand, so I thought before I get in trouble, I should get outta there. "L...ladies I had great time talkin to ya, but I should go, cause, you know, classes are over, and stuff, I'mma fixin' ta go back to mah dorm roo..." the hellhound covered my mouth, and with the other hand grabbed the other side of my head, and she tried to push me into the nearest classrom, and then I noticed an opened window and break free of her hold and fix the end of the tape to a doorhandle, shouting "Ah get to use it in the end" and jumped out of the window, and not so soon I realized that we are on the third floor, and I'm trying to descend three stories while suspended on a line of duct tape. All four of the girls were looking at me, worried. " It'd be impressive, if it'd hold me all the way down." Well it didn't. The next thing I know after falling down, and experiencing so much pain in my body that I pass out, is waking up in a bed, with a person, who happened to be the school nurse a blue-oni, on my right, and the girls on my left. The doctor told me I had broken both of my legs, but only that, so I should be happy, and even told me those 4 girls volunteered to help me move, and will stay with me for a few months.

Moral of the story: Duct tape doesn't work as intended all the time...