Talk:Wurm/@comment-4407082-20160615020520/@comment-27800590-20160630011913

My wife grabs him by the face. "Where is my husband?!" The idiot apparently hasn't noticed the situation he's in yet.

"This is a very very strange way to show your appreciation." Her grip tightens nd his thick skull finally thins out enough. "He's in the local jail awaiting trial!"

My wife then drops the idiot and makes a new road straight to the jail, leaving several houses barely standing, and many not standing at all. When she busts through the door to my cell I'm suddenly wrapped in wurm tail, getting my face mashed against her breasts.

"What the hell happened here?!" One of the officers asks, walking in on us, my wife completely wrapped around me. "Who the hell is paying for all this?" He shouts. I make a comment about the asshole wo hd me arrested, and he grumbles and walks off, saying something about not getting paid enough.