Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20151006074150/@comment-26948101-20151006214841

Knowing Hellhounds can't be easily dissuaded from pretty much anything, I begrudgingly come to terms with my Hellhound waifu's tendency to carry me when I can just as easily walk- at least for the time being.

However, I convince her to allow me to put a fake cast on my leg along with an unnecessary neck brace so that the casual observer will think the hellhound is helping her frail, injured husband get around.

If anyone asks how I injured myself, I simply cast a furtive glance at my Hellhound waifu and start off with "Well....it happened in the bedroom, although we had made our way to the kitchen by the time sensation returned to most of my extremities and I felt something was amiss..."

My devoted Hellhound waifu plays along with this for awhile, although after the 3rd or 4th time, she playfully growls Careful darling...that could end up being a self-fulfilling prophecy!