Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25808351-20161215214850/@comment-25808351-20161221151720

Marcus looks into his mug and back at Sadrek, his eyes narrow as Sadrek smirks at him. Very calmly he put his mug down on the bar and looks Sadrek dead in the eyes. "Big, fuckin, mistake...." Marcus unleasehes a right hook that connects with Sadrek's face and the belligerent man does a one eighty spin before crashing on the floor. Marcus smiles brightly as Sadrek hits the ground. Sadrek lay there dazed and half awake.

Boisterous laugher erupts in the back of the bar as everyone watches the spectical. The man responsible for the booming laugh raises his arms in the air in drunk revelry. As he reaches up, the mug in his hand slips and it contents pour onto the head of a man sitting next to him. This man's expression becomes sour and eyes light with rage. He stands up and punches the laughing man, who lets go of his mug. The mug flies across the room and hits another man who then turns around and hits the man behind him.

The bar explodes! The tavern band play a fast paced jaunty toon to accompany the outbreak. (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtrvx7AWIk) Lucida bares witnesses to something she had only every read about in Dwarven or Privateer book. The bar was a hurricane of fists and drunken silliness. Almost every patron was engaged in indiscriminately punching, even the strumpets had leapt from the tables and into the mob. Food flying, chairs breaking and beer mug being smashed. Marcus hangs by the bar to keep people away from Lucida and Adelhard.

"Brandoooooo! Secure the Lu!" Marcus shouts above the chaos.

"Right! Pardon me missy!" Brando grabs hold of Lucida under her second set of arms and pulls her over the bar and behind it, like dragging a wounded soldier into a trench. Lucida lets out an "EEP" as she is lifted over. Adelhard himself vaults over the bar. Brando, Lucida and Adelhard poke their heads up to see the riot in progress. "Damn it all, that's the third time this week!" Brando laments.

Marcus is locked in a epic clash with a very tall man who is choking him. The tall man's grip around Marcus's neck tightens slowly, Marcus dramatically reaches out for a nearby weapon. He grabs a turkey leg off of an old man's plate and shoves it into the tall man's mouth, he follows up by punching the tall man square in the nose, knocking him out with the turkey leg still in his mouth. Marcus looks to the old man who was robbed. The old man throws his arms up and looks to Marcus with an expression of sorrow and "WHY". Marcus shrugs and throws a silver coin on his plate.

A succubus waitress skillfully maneuvering through the chaos with two mugs in her hands, stops when she feels a pinch on her rump. She turns around to see a perverted looking fellow giggling. The man stops his giggling when the succubus front kicks him in the face. Just to the right is a man too drunk to fight, he stares into his bowl of soup as if staring into the void, until he blacksout and plops in his soup. Marcus engages with Sadrek and his two lackeys. Hound throws Sadrek into the bar right in front of Lucida and confronts the other two thugs. Sadrek grabs the mug he spat in from the bar counter and holds it above his head, ready to blindside Hound.