Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28718853-20170323170136/@comment-30655593-20170330062303

I walk up to the mayor and ask. "Uh why are puns banned from this town?"

The mayor looks me straight in the eyes and says "THERE EVIL!"

Now knowing the mayor isn't... stable, I walk into the cave where the Mindflayer is hiding and the crowd behind me gasps.

"Sorry miss for the... yeah... but how did this all start with you being called Taker?"

"Takers and the way it started was when a goat wandered in our cave and we were bored so we made the goat dance funny and when the villagers saw this they started calling us the 'Takers'."

"So wait... there's more of you?"

"Yes, this town is not monster friendly and the only reason they let us stay here is because we can manipulate the minds of people and animals, also you're quite brave to come into a monster-filled cave."

"Na, I just don't find beautiful women scary." I then give her a wink and she blushes.

"Well, I have an idea that would benefit both you and me." I then whisper in her ear and she nods her head.

I then go up to the mayor and tell him the Takers want to talk to him, without thinking he marches into the cave and comes out about ten minutes later.

"I have a few things to say, first of all, this town is monster friendly, any monster that comes in peace is welcomed, second, puns are not banned and there will be no penalty for making them and lastly I am now giving up my position as mayor and handing it over to Rex."

I know live in a nice big home with my new Mindflayer wife and pun-loving son.