Talk:Inari/@comment-26948680-20160510153046

Your inari friend has asked you to supervise her daughter's magic practice while she and her husband are out on a 'partner bonding' session.

As you are watching from a chair she suddenly vanishes before appearing on the other side of the room. She smiles at you proudly before beaming "that was teleportation magic. I only learnt it a few days ago, (Whisper) mommy said I'm not meant to do it without her being around." Before you can respond she begins disappearing and reappearing in quick succession giggling all the while until she disappears leaving her clothes to crumple on the floor only to reappear naked between your legs inches from you. She giggles looks down and matter-of-factly states "I messed up."

Just then you hear the sound of the front door being opened and the voices of your friend and her husband.

What do you do?