Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20200520041857/@comment-45992133-20200607013009

I return from the kitchen with nachos. Only to that my friends have made their exit (most likely to bang their mamono girlfriends) "God damnit" I whisper under my breath. Suddenly I hear a knock at the door.

I immediately bolt for my room and jump on my bed. I pull out my phone and scroll down until I see a contact marked 'pure evil.' "Desperate times call for desperate measures." I call the number and a familiar voice greets me.

"Mreow yes darling?"

"Jess I need your help. Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for a little bit."

"Pretend?"

"Yes."

"As in not really date."

"No." I figured she'd say that.

"Alright how about this. Three sexual favors anything, anytime, anyplace, with anyone so long as it's not in public."

"Deal." The chesire cat appeared right beside me.

"Where did you come from?"

"I can teleport remember?"

"I thought that only worked in wonderland."

"Common misconception."

"... you were hiding under my bed weren't you?"

"Guilty as charged."

I sighed. "Just please pretend to be my girlfriend until my parents return."

"Done," She gained a wicked smile "Now I think I'll cash in one of those favors."

"Already?"

"Yep, besides," She closed in and whispered in my ear "It would be a lot more convincing if the others saw your 'girlfriend' riding you."