Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-28718853-20160803202353/@comment-27013478-20161010222900

'Family: Helmet

Habitat: Ruins, dungeons

Diet: Spirit Energy

Disposition: (With helmet) Simple, Calm, Happy, (Without Helmet) Bold, Violent, Selfish'

'Keep the helm on and nobody gets hurt.' Would be a good way to describe their personality. Again, check equipment for curses before selling them, damnit.

'Maddo Koibitos are helmets that have a rather strange effect on females when they wear them.'

We're talking Mad Hatter level shit over here guys. This is gonna be interesting,

' These helmets, like Asashinmasuku masks, are found in ruins and dungeons and brought back to towns or villages by adventurers to be sold.'

God damnit Adventurers, at least do a roll to check if the thing is cursed or not. A 13 should suffice.

'Like the Asashinmasuku, it will have no effect on a male wearer, but on a female wearer, the helmet connects to her mind and begins to sap her intelligence, eventually to the point where she can only speak simple sentences and have a simple mindset.'

So, this thing will turn them into wurm-brained cuddlebug?... Actually, that might not be a bad thing...I have an idea, kekeke. Time to get some helmets up in these joints.

' The host will wear the helmet everywhere she goes. This helmet will even take an effect on some types of mamono.'

"Er, Joan, why are you taking a shower...with the helmet on?" "Because I like it." "Ok then, this doesn't seem suspicious at all, continue."

' A vicious Hellhound will become calm and peaceful.'

Woah Wiah Woah, stop right there. These things are that intense? Are you serious? Dayum.

' Certain mentally powerful mamomo such as Mindflayers and Hakutakus will resist the effect of the Maddo Koibito.'

Damn, and here I was hoping to watch an air-headed Hakutaku bump her cleavage into things. Guess that'll remain a dream.

'If they sight a man, they will calmly walk toward him asking for sex. If they catch him, then they will initiate sex on the spot, and the man will then fall in love with them and become their husband. However, this is only with the helmet on.'

At least they're polite about it. "Hey, wanna fuck?" "Excuse me?" "Do you want to be my mate?" "...Sure, why not." And thus, snu-snu happened.

'Should the helmet ever come off at all, then the wearer would regain her intelligence, but suddenly fly into a rage, muscles would bulge out of her, she'd begin to bark out threats, and she would proceed to attack every single female nearby before making a mad dash for the first male that she sees.'

Alright, so, anger management classes it is, I mean, seriously.

' No matter how hard he runs, she will never stop pursuing him, smashing whatever is in her way aside to get to him. She will throw him to the ground and violently rape him.'

Hole shit, they're like a wurm on steroids. That's pretty scary to think about, actually.

' They will try to milk him as much as they can in their enraged state. Once they are satisfied with how much spirit energy they recieved, then they will relax into a calm state, and their body will return to normal. Again, the man will fall in love with them. From this point forward, the male and the Maddo Koibito without her helmet will become husband and wife, as was the case with the helmeted Maddo Koibito.'

I'm really not getting the whole, falling in love part, so I'm gonna go with the Demon Energy mind altering mumbo jambo. It's the best way to go, after all.

'With the former host gone, the Maddo Koibito helmet will simply wait until another human female or mamono pick it up and wear it. Then she will seek out a new man to make her husband. The helmet can adjust itself to accomodate the head size of any female, and remember, if the helmet ever comes off, and you happen to be the first one she spots, then all of her rage and lust will be directed at you, so watch out.'

Can do, now, time to flip some helmets off, and cause some mass damage to the enemy fortress. That's a good way to kamikaze your way in, isn't it?

Anyways, concept is nice, I'd make some more elaborate jokes, but my battery is running out so...yeah, nice one Flame.