Talk:Hellhound/@comment-28045570-20160327080608/@comment-4407082-20160328222829

"Hi girls, I am so relieved it was you and not a bandit or wils beast."

"So..... you dont think we are going to kill you?"

"No, I read the Encyclopedia. I am actually very glad it was you girls of all monsters, the guardian monster par excellence, you know in a dark road in the middle of the night."

The Hellhound standing beside me ask in curiosity

"If you were so worried why did you came here at all? That's stupid."

"Well..... I am a merchant and I offered a female guard some sex enhacing products, she got pissed, beat me up and threw me out. Yeah I am not the best at picking up girls."

The Hellhound on top of me hugs me

"I wish I had 5 minutes alone with that girl! Who the fuck refuse sex enhacing! Wait... picking up? Oh, you perv! Tell us more."

I blush

"Well.... There is not much to say really, as a merchant I am in risk of getting assaulted a lot so... I figured I might as well marry a female guard."

The Hellhounds giggle and suddenly the larger one screams

"Kya! Sis he got a hardon, he got a hardon!"

The smaller yet still tall Hellhound giggle

"Thats cute~"

"Yes it is! Oh girl, we won big with this one, he likes girl guards and he is a perv! I wanted to beat the snot out of that guard bitch, but now I think I will thank her for sending this male our way!"

I blush so hard I am covering my face with my hands.

"Hey! Dont be shy, that is really cool. Honestly all other men have been such a borefest "I want to be the boss in the relaruinship" "I prefer a weakass Holstaurus with its overrated breasts!" "I am a man, I will not be protected by a woman!" "

"Very bbooiring indeed" says the younger Hellhound

"We can be your wive-guards if you want. Well, not that it will matter if you want it or not, we will be your wives-guards, period."

Sigh "Okay girls, but doing it in a dirty road is not my thing, can we go to an inn or something?"

"I am so happy right now that I will comply, alright we are taking you to our den