Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35674737-20180918203859/@comment-27800590-20180924105308

I looked between them, trying to work it out. Svet was practically agoraphobic, while half the time Aki didn't even realise what she was saying wasn't common english. And now the two of them were acting like deer caught in headlights.

"W-w-wwwwwell...." Svet stuttered out, looking to Aki desperately for help.

"W-we just thought it'd nice to change things up, you know? Can't be talking like an anime character all the time." I swear I saw her eye twitch saying that.

"I'm calling a doctor." I said, heading for the kithen.

"Wh-wha-why?" Svet asked, looking between me and Aki, eyes wide with fear.

"Because you two have definitely caught something, and it's scaring me." Aki just groans and slaps a paw in my way.

"When we act like ourselves, you either ignore us or just tell us to stop being stupid. Now, when we try to act normal, your saying we're freaking you out? What the hell do you want, baka?!" I looked at her for several long seconds, before turning to Svet, who looked like she was ready to pass out from embarrassment. Turning back to Aki, who was starting to blush I cocked an eyebrow.

"So, this is your way of telling me you're trying to get my attention?" Again with the twithy eye.

"And I thought anime guys were oblivious." She groans, facepalming as she pushes off the wall and stands next to Svet.

"Uh, um, yes, we do l-l-like you." Svet said, head low, cheeks flushed bright red.

"So, how do we work this out?" I asked, getting a confused look from Aki, Svet still refusing to lift her head.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, your both very cute and hot as hell, but you could have come talked to me before taking everything that I've worked out about you and throwing it out the window." I pointed at Svet.

"If you're so uncomfortable going outside that you need to spend ten minutes standing there psyching yourself up, maybe you start taking smaller steps? Like cleaning around the house rather than just your room." I pointed at Aki. "You need to lay off the anime references, and stop screaming the intros and outros at the top of your lungs." They both looked between each other, then back at me.

"Wait, are you saying I don't need to stop calling puppies kawaii instead of cute?" I raised an eyebrow.

"You need to learn when to switch it out. Not everyone knows what you're saying half the time."

"And, I don't need to go outside?" I held up a finger at Svet.

"Not until you're more comfortable with it. Like I said, start small, build up." The two of them launch at me in a hug.

"Oh thank the gods, I felt like I was suffocating when I opened that door."

"I know, it was soo hard to not talk like me all day." They both look up at me.

"Soo... are you going to say it?" Svet asks, and I cock my eyebrow again, earning an eye roll from Aki.

"Just kiss us and say you love us." I try to pull away from them.

"I never said I'd be your boyfriend." Aki's about to argue when I give her a quick peck, smiling at her. "But I can give it a shot."

"B-baka!" She mutters, pulling away, leaving just Svet looking up at me. I kissed her as well, a little longer than Aki.

"Could... could I have one more?" She asks quietly, and I just smile and kiss her on the lips. She practically melts into my arms, Aki looking on with an enraptured expression.

"Ooh! You two are so... kawaii!" She squeals, earning a groan from me.

"Fucking weeaboo." I muttered, earning a giggle from Svet.

"Heeey! I heard that." She whined, until I patted her on the head.

"I know." I turned to walk away when I remembered something. "Aki!" She shot straight as I turned back towards them. "Think you could keep up putting new underwear on every day? The whole place starts smelling like anubis in heat after a couple weeks when you don't." She blushes and grumbles something.

"I just wanted senpai to notice me." I walked back up to her and pulled her into a hug.

"I'd notice more if I'm not smelling it all over the couch every time you sit down." Svet's just standing next to us, giggling, until I wrap an arm around her.

"And I want to see you out of that room." She blushes, but nods.

"Only if I get warning when someone's coming over." I chuckle and nod.

"Fine, for now." Looking at the two of them, I start wondering if maybe this won't be so bad.