Talk:March Hare/@comment-28718853-20180218101116

You are strolling through the hallway of your home when you hear chatter coming from your son's room. A quick peek shows you a bright light coming from his closet. You take a look and find a large room with a big cannon to the center. Connected to the cannon is a glass box carrying a March Hare, who is lustfully staring at your son and his friends.

"With this weapon and the March Hare's demonic energy, one shot will make all of the ladies of this town horny. We get laid, and we'll no longer get made fun of for being virgins," your son explains.

"What if your parents find out about this?" asks one of his friends.

WWYD?