User blog:Flodoomable/9: A Slight Misunderstanding

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A Slight Misunderstanding

Chapter 1: A warm welcome.

Having finally reached Zipangu Florandus Vindivicus Passed through village upon village in search of rumors and mysteries when on one sunny day he met an old man who with an unnerving smile told him about a shrine atop a great mountain. The shrine contained a weapon capable of destroying whole regions if its owner desired it, wondering why it hadn't been claimed yet the ranger was told that a great beast guarded it day and night. If a man could lay a hand on the beast itself it would grant one access to the weapon, the weapon being there even now meant none before Florandus had managed to complete said task. Feeling confident the ranger Set forth for the mountain peak, finaly he would be rid of the kunoichi who had been stalking the foreigner under the impression he hadn't noticed them yet. Having bought sufficient provisions he followed the path up the mountain. At one point the lush colorful forest changed into a dead path of stones, after which snow and ice followed as far as one could see. With the road getting steeper and steeper the ranger had to rely more on his demonsteel icepicks, using them on ice covered walls showed him an interesting feature added by the demonically forged steel. With each strike he made into the ice covered walls the tip of the weapon melted its way through the ice, making it much easier for the rest of the pick to latch onto the wall. On the way an occasional break in the ice wasn't uncommon and quite some times the ranger had to climb the wall because the road had broken and slid into the depths below. Almost reaching top the humongous mountain Florandus felt his stamina wavering and the cold stabbing through his body when he saw a yeti happily munching from a snowberry bush at the side of the road. "h-hello?" The yeti turned to him and got a cheerful disposition running up to him, hugging him tightly. The ranger felt the cold disappear as his face was covered in soft fur from the yeti's clothes. Trying not to choke in the bodily mass he raised his head to her face. "Could I stay with you for the night?" The yeti nodded, strangely dragging him to her cave a bit further on not allowing him to be released from her embrace. Outside the cave the darkness of night creeped over the land, not having taken shelter he would have surely frozen to death. The ranger made it clear as day to the yeti one more time that he was only staying for that one night. Hearing this the yeti jokingly waved her hand and surprisingly enough started to strip and take an inviting pose. The ranger not having had such intimacy for at least a week decided, why not?

Chapter 2: The blue lady.

The next day Florandus awoke with his face firmly seated in the soft hills of soon lactating flesh and got up. The yeti having a content smile on her face and a paw resting on her smooth belly was still fast asleep. Seeing her healthy and happy the ranger dressed himself, exited the cave and traveled on up the mountain. A while later traveling through the leg high snow the ranger finally reached the top where a small shrine stood. As he approached it he saw a figure seemingly ignoring the cold sleeping on the top of the shrine. When he yelled for the persons attention the figure got up and disappeared behind the shrine. Walking around it Florandus saw that there was a door behind the shrine that led into the mountain. He entered the doorway and saw a long downwards tunnel, deciding he simply couldn't stop now he followed it down. He came to a large room filled with gold coins and in the middle an altar with a single small dagger on it. As he tried to come closer a lizard the size of a house busted out of the gold piles and blew on the altar, the altar quickly got covered in a large hard layer of ice. The lizard received an arrow to its face that just barely missed its eye and bounced off the scales. The ranger understood that with those scales and his missed shot weapons would be ineffective from now on. Clicking his fingers he seemed to offset the lizard somehow making it go right for him, Florandus vaulted back getting the lizards head stuck in the doorway leading to the large room. Getting up he immediately started touching the lizards face, feeling between scales for any weak points, cracks or other things he could attack in order to inflict damage on the beast. The beast however seemed changed by the man's touch, calming down and even laying down. The ranger noticed this and slightly confused started to stroke his hands along the rock hard uncomfortable scales. Before Florandus could proceed with his suddenly created idea of taming the humongous lizard, it violently smashed its head through the doorway back into the room of gold. It made its way into the gold pile again before a young blue scaled woman emerged.

Chapter 3: Making acquaintances.

The woman walked over to the young man tearing the frozen dagger from the altar and throwing it over to him. The ranger caught the dagger and melted off the ice with his icepick. Inspecting the dagger it looked like a simple worn old dagger. the woman now stood in front of the man holding her clawed hand to his heart. "Human, explain why thy have come. If it is the dagger thou seeketh take it and leave this place, If thou have come to take my life for a trophy I will freeze thy heart as thou stands." The ranger layed his hand on hers causing her to blush. "I'm not here for your life, though I do have to ask about the identity of that lizard." The woman retracted her hand and motioned to her body. "The beast thou battled was none other than myself, thy simple species would call one as myself a dragon." Florandus instinctively reached for her body to confirm the density of her scales as his hand was flicked back by the dragon covering up her female parts, she stared at him either angry or embarrassed. The ranger held up the dagger to her. "I heard there was a weapon located here that possessed amazing destructive power, my intentions where to claim it for myself to prevent evil individuals from misusing it." The dragon placed a claw on the dagger and dragged it across the weapon from side to side causing it to break in two pieces and fall to the ground. "A noble goal indeed, though unneeded. This blade was created for ceremonial duties alone, it holds no power within of which thou speaketh." The ranger chuckled and sneakily peered past the dragon at the piles of gold which were mountains in and of themselves. "there was another reason for me coming here.." The dragon looked surprised at him, but soon glared at him. "And what might that be?" Seeing the dragon's distrust at suggesting another goal while in a room filled with her gold the young man decided to lie and change the subject. "Well, while traveling through Zipangu I came across a town being attacked by a black dragon." The dragon's eyes widened with shock as he continued. "I shot the dragon through its eye while it was burning someone alive causing it to crash down in a nearby forest to the village, but when I got there the giant beast was gone. Suspecting it to live here I came to this shrine hoping to end it before it would attack again." At this point the dragon pressed her body against his, intensely listening to his story. once the ranger had stopped his tale the dragon took his hands in hers and practically pleaded for her life. "You have to believe me, I would never dare to bring harm to any human being!" The dragon nearly shed a tear from her eye as she talked. Florandus loosened his hands and layed his hand on her cheek. "Don't worry, I know you weren't that beast. I haven't seen you hurt anyone at all." The dragon distanced her self from him. "What does thou mean, have not seen?" The ranger thought for a second before another lie came flying through. "Well, while you placed your hand on my heart earlier I read your memories. even only touching you with my pinky would allow me to and I didn't see you murder anyone." The blue dragon distanced herself even more from the young man. "T-Thou has such a power?!" Her face turned bright red. "Does that mean you even saw me, d-do 'that'?" Seeing her reaction Florandus got confused, but decided to bluff it. He placed a large grin on his face and squinted his eyes. "Yes I did, how shameless for a noble dragon like you to do such a thing.." The dragon flew at him pushing him to the ground with her face painted in desperation. "Thou can NOT tell a single soul about that!" The ranger slightly surprised chuckled and tried to increase his fun. "I won't, on one condition. You do what you did then, right her in front of me." The dragon started to tremble, yet she still agreed with a nod. The dragon sat on his lap and placed her hand above his head, with her head red as a crab she sheepishly reached to her armpit with her face and licked the inside of it mere centimeters above Florandus face. She slowly lapped her tongue along the soft skin almost savoring it. Having completed the demands she grabbed the young man's hands, pinning him against the floor. "NOT A SOUL!" With a quick nod from the man the dragon dragged him to the exit.

Chapter 4: Advice for the seeking.

While the ranger was dragged to the exit he alarmingly tried to get her attention. "Where are you taking me?" The dragon still red-faced angrily yelled at him. "We are going to soar to the other dragons to ask around for that vilinous murderer, as I and thou both known, I have no black scaled acquaintance. For my information, What is thine name?" Freeing himself from her grip the ranger followed her. "Okay, okay. I'm Florandus Vindivicus." The dragon nodded as a sign of understanding. "And as thou already know, my name is Isolde." The blue dragon took him outside and hesitantly put her hands around him as her wings took flight. Their faces were almost pressed against each other as the red faced blue woman flew with him for half an hour, Florandus could do nothing apart from holding on to her and resting his head in her neck smelling her scent. They flew to a nearby mountain that looked like a dormant volcano, reaching its peak the dragon descended into the opening only to stop in a cave like room in which the stone was glowing bright red in some places. Landing on the floor Florandus felt the heat of the lava below, for some reason though he did not burn or melt away. Inside the cave a door could be seen in the stone walls, as Florandus looked around Isolde knocked on the door with her scaled fist. "Morva, thy presence is requested for solving a most troublesome complication!" The stone door was opened as a red scaled woman came casually walking out, the fiery dragon looked over at the young man and smiled. "I think I know what your problem is, do you not know how to treat your mate?" The blue dragon blushed heavily as she dragged the red dragon and the ranger inside the house. "He is not my mating partner, nor should you be concerned about that." At this Morva pushed the young man onto an elevated rock and crawled on his lap shooting perverted glances at Isolde. "Then I guess I get to have him, or do you want to share?" She pressed her breasts against Florandus who could only be embarrassed as he was being climbed on. Isolde saw the ranger place his hands on the red dragon's back, caressing her skin. "Morva, so that is your name." Isoled quickly grabbed his hands away as she remembered his so called mindreading-ability. "Don't touch That man morva!" The red scaled woman amused by her reaction started cuddling the ranger even more as her tail waggled to and fro. "If he is not your mate, then wat is the problem." The blue dragon raised her hand to her head and struck a long sigh, then she set herself down next to the two and reflexively grabbed onto Florandus arm. "We are here to inquire the identity of a dragon that attacked a village and killed multiple humans, she has black colored scales and a bloodied eye. Does thou know any of thy kin with that discribtion?" Morva immediately stopped her attempt at licking the young mans tongue with hers and gazed at her blue friend as if in shock. "N-No, I don't. Why kill humans, they couldn't kill us even if they tried. And what's with her eye?" Isolde looked worried. "I do not know why one would, our friend here landed a precise hit on her eye with his bow and arrow. Does thou perhaps know any other who might?" Morva glanced at the ranger and then back at Isolde. "I might know someone. We should go as quickly as possible." The blue dragon nodded as they dragged the ranger behind them, before takeoff the red dragon took the ranger in her arms tightly making sure every part of her body touched his. Isolde glared daggers at her while doing so. They flew out of the cave and to another three hours away mountain.

Chapter 5: House call.

The flight was very disorientating as Morva almost seemed to be masturbating mid flight using the ranger as her rubbingsurface which made their flight height go up and down in a confusing pattern. Isolde could only watch in disgust and jealousy as she had to fly next to them the whole time. seeing the mountain they landed mid-way up in front of a small nicely decorated house with the names Frea and Elisa adorning the wooden door. Gently knocking on the door caused the noise of something falling inside as the door swung open and a ryu with messed up hair and bright red cheeks looked outside. "H-hello?" upon seeing the blue and red dragon the ryu calmed down. "Oh, thank me It's only you two. We where in the middle of copulating.." Behind her a bewildered looking nekomata appeared looking over her shoulder. "Who is it honey?" The ryu looked at her feline lover behind her and giggled. "It's just Isolde and morva. So, to what do we owe the pleasure?" Her smile faded as she saw the young man behind the dragons. Isolde walked up to her. "We are investigating about a villainous dragon, could we come inside momentarily?" The ryu blushed heavily as she moved back. "I suppose so.." Entering the house they where seated on a soft couch. Isolde sighed internally at seeing the ranger happily shake the ryu's hand and introducing himself. After telling why they where there Frea the ryu talked with the dragons about the identity of the murderous dragon. During this Florandus thought many times that he should never lie about such things again as he saw himself get dragged through the whole country, being distracted he hadn't noticed the nekomata named Elisa looking at him. Over the course of the conversation Elisa had crawled closer and closer to the young man till the point that he felt the nekomata crawl onto his lap feel up his body with her soft paws. Not wanting to interrupt the reptillians and being curious to the nekomata's behavior Florandus let Elisa smell his neck, feel his stomach under his clothes and slowly lower her paw into his pants. The feline seemed almost in a trance as she playfully explored the inside. Frea looked at them momentarily before yelling. "What are you two doing?!" The dragons turned to the two as well and suddenly seemed very angry. The nekomata took her soft paw out the ranger's pants and cheered to the ryu with stars in her eyes. "Frea, can't we borrow him? Then we could have a baby of our own!" The ryu couldn't respond as her embarrassment made her head spin and reduce her vocabulary to simple muttering. Florandus pondered that for a bit before he whispered into the filine's ear, after that the nekomata jumped to Frea's lap and kissed her on her lips. "He said yes!" The ryu didn't respond till Elisa slowly rubbed a special scale on the ryu's body, a shockwave of shivering shot through Frea. She stood up immediately and pointed the dragons to the door with a scary expression. "You two, out now!" Isolde and Morva scrabbled to attention and dashed outside the house, leaving the now slightly terrified young man behind. After that followed an hour of loud screaming, moaning and the sound of a mountain collapsing in on itself, all coming from inside the house.

Chapter 6: An unsettling forecast.

After the ruckus had died down the two dragons hesitantly entered the house to find Frea cleaning strange liquids off the floor, walls and furniture. Their ranger friend was seen unconsciously laying on the ground with the nekomata purring in his arms. After cleaning up the ryu left a note for the sleeping nekomata. She dressed and lifted the young man flying off together with the dragons to their final location which they had discussed earlier. It wasn't much longer till Florandus woke up to see himself being carried through the sky by Frea. They landed near a cave at the top of a gloomy mountain where the sun never seemed to shine and the snow would always be colored grey. Three reptilian and one human entered the cave behind a wooden shrine and followed its downward stairway for about twenty meters when they came to a large room light by a cauldron of bright green bubbling liquids. opposite to the door stood a large throne cast in shadows that seemed to be made of shedded black scales. upon the throne sat a blackscaled female much larger than either of the entering dragons. Frea slid out front. "Hello Nadira, I have some friends that would like to talk to you." A threatening strangely low-pitched voice returned form the black beast. "Frea.. Do not waste my time, unless you have come with a sacrifice." Florandus felt a chill run down his spine as he inspected the creature, it seemed more like an amazoness than a dragon. He cursed the world for punishing his lies with bad luck as he saw the black beast stare at him. "Will this human be my toy, I assume he is quite the treasure to be offered to me." Isolde interrupted her when she placed herself between their eye contact. "This human is not here to be sacrificed, It is thee who explain thyself. This man stopped a blackscaled dragon such as thee in the midst of attacking a village and burning its people." The black scaled woman rose from her seat and stepped closer to the human. "And how did you stop a dragon? Did you beg it to leave till it got sick of you?" The ranger frowned at this insult. "Of course not, I would have been burned alive were I annoying." The house tall dragon seemed amused. "Smart indeed, then how did you?" The dragon pushed Isolde out of the way as if she were nothing and stared down at him, her breasts inches away from his now pale face. Morva bluntly talked to her larger kin to steal her attention. "He did it with an arrow to her eye and why are you so close to him, are you trying to make him milk you or something?" Nadira's left wing flapped, creating a strong gush of wind and caused Morva to be slapped into a wall behind her. "Insolent child. but.. An arrow to her eye, that must have been quite the shot. You certainly are worthy of becoming my trinket."

Chapter 7: Descending into danger.

Feeling very intimidated the ranger slowly backed up while the ryu tried to come between the two. "eh. Nadira, He is not a sacrifice. We really need to talk about something, it is about.." The ryu was pushed away as the black dragon came closer to Florandus. "I do not care about your problem, I have found myself a toy." Hearing this the young man made a run for it up the stairs and out the cave. Behind him he heard the shouting of the three friendly reptilians and the barraging of the hostile dragon. Reaching outside Florandus tore off a plank from the shrine and threw it into the snow, he jabbed his left icepick in its front and held his right icepick behind him as a rudder while he practically snowboarded over the gray snow. peeking behind him the Nadira spread her wings and flew into the air and started shooting fireballs at him in an attempt to melt the ice before he could ride it. Moving his icepick left and right the ranger evaded and swerved through the fireballs. In front of him a fireball melted a large amount of snow, turning it into spikey rocks. Seeing the imminent death Isolde used her ice to freeze it into a flat surface which the young man latched onto with his icepick to make razor sharp turns evading the black dragons attempt at grabbing him off the plank. The ranger sheathed his steering-icepick and with his leg around the other the ranger used his bow to take down Nadira. Three arrows landed in rapid succession, sadly all of them simply stuck to her scales as they connected Seeing a snowy forest getting closer and closer Florandus felt more and more safe from the black beast till the moment a fireball hit the ground centimeters away from his board, launching him into the trees together with a whole lot of snow. Slowly breathing laying in the snow the ranger saw the large beast landing in front of him. She took one step when her legs where frozen solid in ice and her upper body received multiple fireball hits, crossing her arms above her head she yelled. "Okay, okay! Stop attacking me!" The young man was surrounded by Isolde, Morva and Frea with the blue scaled woman screaming the large one down. "Thou bumbling baboon, stop thy attempts at stealing our human this instant!" The black scaled dragon suddenly seemed intimidated as she meekly nodded. "If thy name is Nadira then answer us, did you burn down a village and kill its residents!" An expression of shock now adorned Nadira's face as she stood in disbelief. "Did I do what? No, I did not! Why did you not say so in the first place, so that man really is not a sacrifice.. You all have my apologies." She broke free from the ice and walked to the young man, kissing him on his mouth with a smile. "You are free to go as you wish, you were the first to impress me with your skills after all."

Chapter 8: A delicious Finisher.

Florandus still slightly confused was about to thank her when he saw Isolde's head nearly burst from anger. "human, how dare you to play with our maidens heart!" She meekly pushed aside Nadira and pinned down the ranger again, this time however she pressed her lips to his and licked his toque with her own. Trying to join in Morva crawled to her side, only to receive a growl from the blue dragon. The red scaled woman pushed her down and shared her saliva between them. All around them the snow started to melt as Frea worried they would make the young man receive hypothermia. A little while later back at the ryu's house everyone enjoyed pastries and hot tea provided by the nekomata when Florandus tried to finish his lei off while he could. "I wonder, how do dragons die? Do you guys just disappear into a puff of smoke?" Morva wondered out loud. "Maybe we do, I never saw a dragon die." The others nodded in agreement. "Then I'll assume her body disappeared upon receiving an arrow trough her eye into her brain." Isolde looked at him and placed his hand on Nadira's belly. "Are you affirmative she is not the dragon you hit?" Nadira moved his hand from her belly to her breasts with a smile, but turned to Isolde with a confused look. "Yeah, she's not it." Frea peered at Florandus out of curiosity. "How do you know for certain?" Before he could speak Isolde answered for him and sipped her tea. "He can read your mind by touching you, including the most embarrassing thing you ever did." The dragons, ryu and nekomata all yelped in unison. "What?!"