Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20200130000145/@comment-67.162.26.97-20200213143243

My stomach drops from what i heard one of the orc ladies said. 'Dinner'? Jojo ain't food, he's my friend! One of the few friends I got... I reach into my pocket and pull out 2 small magic runes, these runes are said to make the holder superhuman but with a catch. The moment they're put onto bare skin they will fuse to the holder's body and very soul, never to come off. But with me and Jojo's fate on the line I have no choice, goodbye big paycheck...

I take off the glove on my left hand and put the red rune on my palm, I watch as it sinks into my skin and the markings spreads throughout my left arm; This rune has given me strength. Next I place the green rune on the lower end of my spine, I felt sink in as I pull my pant legs and watch the markings go all the down to my feet; super speed.

By the time the markings were done the orc that smelled me out has reached my hiding spot, she peers beside the stump and oinks in glee when she sees me, "Oh there you are! This day just keeps getting better and better. Now, be a good little toy and- Woah! Hey, what the fuc-!" In one shift motion i kick her in the chest full force, knocking the wind out of her. I then grab her and with my new strength, hurl her several feet into two more orcs trying to push Jojo.

"Hey!" I rush ro the the few orcs, placing myself between them and Jojo. "You damn swine! Leave me and my mule be!" In a effort to scare them off i bring my fist down to the ground i creating large cracks in their direction. That one action was all it took for them to drop their weapons and run back towards the hills, squealing like little pigs all the way home.

I turn back to Jojo and sigh, "Did you know they're coming and didn't want move because of them?" He nods, "You could've said something, you know?" Jojo simply snorts at my response.

"*Sigh* Guess it doesn't matter now," i stroke Jojos head and start pulling on his rope, "Come on, lets go back to town. Maybe ask that nice elf to be a guide for tomorrow or something."

With that, me and jojo start heading back up the trail towards the town, like hell we're gonna keep walking the dirt road with those damn pig girls on the loose.

A/N:This was fun-L