Talk:Living Armor/@comment-27013779-20160328025120/@comment-192.251.46.120-20160328044615

Me: Whaaaat!? -Rubs eyes-  I must've drunk something really frickin wierd.

Armor: Are you okay?

Me: -Launches off of bed onto ceiling and holds on- Holy mother of GOD, GHANDI, SATAN, AND ALLLLLLL ELDRITCH BEINGS. You're freaking real.......

Armor: What's wrong master? You only say that when you see something weird.

Me: Everything and nothing. And don't call me master! I hate that crap.

Armor: -Giggles-You always did hate people who felt superior to others. We had a few scruffs because of that.

Me:Don't act like you know me and don't you get all sentimental with me when you're a walking piece of F@%$% ARMOR.

Armor: -Starts crying-

Me: -Drops down- Woah! Woah! Calm down lass. I was only a wee bit surprised

Armor: -Crying continues-

Me: I only know one way to cure a maiden's injured heart. -Kisses on cheek-

Armor: You could never let any girl cry when it was your fault.

Me: Wait, you planned this.

Armor: Yes. -Grabs me by the scruff of my shirt and pulls me to her face- And this was the end goal. -Kisses me with a lot of vigor-  Now your mine for the rest of the night.

Me: -Gulp-