User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-30061283-20161023194324/@comment-27950421-20161023202111

A quiet tink noise is heard as the bottle bounces off my head harmlessly, leaving both me and the bottle completely unharmed.

I nod, "Alright, if you want to play that way..."

I shoot a pink laser hitting Inches straight in the dick, "GIRL BEAM!!!!"

In a puff of pink smoke Inches is turned into a woman.