Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34904368-20180422034013

You’ve just had the worst evening in your life. As a bartender, you had someone throw up over the counter, a man was beat up outside, some Mamono were arrested, and just an hour ago, there was a drug bust.

This being the slightly more seedy part of the city, you need to head home quickly and quietly. But, there are some problems.

The local gang of Amazoness are wrecking havoc outside.

Your few normal customers, a Minotaur, a High Orc, a Grizzly, and a Kunoichi are having a brawl in the middle of the bar.

There’s over a gallon of piss and shit all over the bathrooms you have to clean up.

Your friend is trapped in one of the upstairs rooms by a rather lusty March Hare.

Someone slit you car tyres.

A Doormouse passed out and you gotta wake her up.

The Kikimora waitress is off somewhere on a daye while the Inari is having some fun in the supply closet with the other waiter.

There’s a wanted criminal in town, sighted near the bar.

Some shady guy is offering you over 1,000 dollars to keep him safe until the bar closes and the next bus out of the city arrives. Rumor has it he has escaped both a Wurm maze and a Minotaur Run.

WWYD?

)this one is rather long.) 