Talk:Redcap/@comment-26017717-20160927082454/@comment-26017717-20161002131643

You guys are thinking about it wrong. You do not try to subdue a hellhound, as even if you succeed she will just pay you back for it twofold.

No, what you do is make her want to be more gentle with you. I would serve her a well made wrapping vegetable for maximum effect (and tell her my honest feelings on how pretty it made her look), then have a nice long cuddle session of slowly teasing her sensitive spots and breath erotically into her ear while my tougne tip touches them, then get to the snu snu part. If done wight, she should want me to do it again, and know full well that I can't do it right if she is to aggressive.

She will still probably be on top most of the time, but she would likely not be quite as eager to jump me from the start :)