Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29135155-20170812162410/@comment-30700719-20170904044904

I slowly unsheathed my knife. "You're funny, you know that? You killed a man for apparently no reason at all. Isn't that one of a monster's greatest taboos, killing?" I calmly played with the knife, despite the pitch-black darkness. "Something must have made you do it. If it were self-defense, surely you would have been able to simply knock him unconscious...And you didn't even have a boyfriend at the time, so Senpai couldn't have tried to kill him..." I tossed it up into the air and caught it by the blade. "Let's see what made you pop." I throw the knife at lightning speeds, and it whizzes past her ear, actually flying through one of her tufts of fire. She growled, a low, rumbling noise that shook the building and spoke fear into my heart. "You don't understand...none of you understand...ah ha ha haaaa..." She started to laugh maniacally, getting louder and higher in pitch. I turned around and spoke towards where I thought Reha, Monica, Asuza and the Mantis were. "Guys, close your eyes for a sec. I'll gonna flash the Hellhound." I turn to Maria. She's stopped laughing and is currently staring straight at me, her head leaning rather heavily to the side. I grin and grasp my belt. Her eyes widen, and she reaches out a paw. I nod slowly, still wearing that grin, and undo the clasp. By now, she's staring right at my groin, leaning in closer and closer. "SIKE!" I yell as my PDA produces a flash, my right wrist lighting up the room. She leaps backwards from the sudden light, and bumps into a cupboard. The Mantis's sewing machine falls down on the Hellhound's head, knocking her unconscious in an almost comical fashion. I grope around for a light switch and turn it on, turning towards the group. "Told you I would flash her." She raises one arm weakly, and I firmly but gently karate chop her on the neck, striking a pressure point and knocking her out for good. "Someone wanna get the police?" Suddenly, the Mantis jumps up from under the table and tackles me to the ground in a hug, closely followed by the rest of them. "Okay, okay! I get it! You don't need to be so insistent...hey, which one of you just grabbed my ass?!"

And so, an encounter with an Up To Eleven yandere turns into a happy ending for all.