Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-134.88.255.66-20190221210503/@comment-26911558-20190316184419

"Uh..." I start to say as I look at the pair of... "Ladies"... That are standing in front of me.

"Uh, what?" The left head said. Her horns seemed to curve back further than the right head's, which stood up straighter. "So, let's get to the point: you want to kill us for our treasure, we want to keep living and possibly get a good 9 inches in our vagina."

"This one wants to be a mother, but I just want to be fucked." The right head adds.

"How about, we subdue you, tie you up and let you live here with us and out mounds of treasure, and we stop torturing the town while you give us a heaping helping of your sperm?" The left head concludes.

"...  I've never seen a two headed dragon before..." I spit out without thinking. Frowns appear on both of their faces.

"We're not 'two headed', we share a body!" The left head says.

"Yeah, being two headed implies that we're the same person with two heads, but we're individuals who have the mixed bag of joy and annoyance of being stuck together!" The right head concludes.

"You know, just for that, we're just going to take you." The left head says. Before I can get my (metal) sword out, the two of them charge me with incredible speed and power and wrestle me to the ground. I try to break free, but they've got me in a bear hug.

"It's kinds cute how he's struggling..." The right head says.

"Yeah...  Let's take his clothes off and see what his dick is like..." The left head says.

I try to break free and get away from them, but they're too strong. They kick my sword away and rip off my armor until I'm bare naked. One look at me, and they both grin before going in for the 'kill'.

By the next morning, I'm waking up with my head stuffed inbetween their breasts. Looking up, I see them both passed out and snuggling each other's faces. I quickly wriggle myself out of their grasp, grab my armor, and try to get a scoop of their treasure. Once I have everything, I'm about to make my escape, but then I'm grabbed by two hands. One on each shoulder.

"Where you going?..." I hear one of them say.

"You just got a harem with one vagina to please..." The other says.

"Most people would be over the moon..."

"Just be glad we're willing to share you..."