Talk:Salamander/@comment-27007837-20160422061836/@comment-27036092-20160422120942

(Not a serious answer, but I think I'll write one)

"Why don't you fight each other to see who is the strongest? In three rounds, that is.", I say. I then stand there and get some food from my backpack during the first round, before slowly getting away while they're focused on their battle.

Then I turn around and run towards my destination, only to feel something grabbing me from behind : "You didn't honestly think you could get away that easily, did you?". I turn my head around and they're both here : "The last round was a draw, and we've decided we would share anyways. The first who won was me, so it's my turn to fight you right now". Welp.

You know what happens next.