Thread:AngryLance/@comment-39280634-20191112191804/@comment-27666783-20191125061231

HoundTheDestroyer93 wrote: That and you can play words games with them, sexy word games.

“Oi you there!”

Maid: “Y-y-yes master.”

“Come over here and POLISH my LONGSWORD.”

Maid: “Yes, master.” *zip* "Nay! nay! nay! What on earth art thee doing girl? I speaketh of weapons maintenance, leaveth mine own body high-lone.  It is clear thee has't been hath raised ignorant of the pleasures of the steel.  Cometh! Taketh this cloth, this paper, and this polishing treatment, I shalt teachest thee meet swordcare.  Gaze upon the worketh of keeping a crisp tool of war, for I require this of thee, mine own feathery leigeman.  For one day I may needeth thee near in a glorious hour and a wondrous hurlyburly!"