Thread:SCORNFUL1/@comment-26288702-20171027133154/@comment-26288702-20171027144511

I was joking Ibs, I wasn't actually upset or anything. Wait, entertain you? You really want me, a vicious power hungry Vampire Lord with penchant for skullduggery, to entertain you!? I suppose I could. What to do for entertainment?

Singing? No, singing is for birds and sissies. Juggling? Nah, to dexterous. Joke!? Absolutely not, I am not an overpaid clown...

Ah hell, I'll just do what any powerful overlord would do for entertainment. (Clap, clap!) Imperia! Summon the bitches and fetch the alcohol! A lot of it too, the mutt is thirsty!