Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-37629772-20181128093604/@comment-34750416-20181128183337

“Well damn the chief god for my lock, remind me next time to not save a random monster that is in trouble, oh wait their won’t be a next time damn it” I will annoyingly blurt out.

The bat nervously looks up at me and says,”You can’t be serious, you saved me...”. The Ghouls are coming in close while the bat says this, I don’t think I can get out of this now.

I start screaming out at bat,”WELL LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME, I’M ABOUT TO BE ABDUCTED BY GHOULS.”.

The bat just sighs and whispers in my ear, “I can fix this, just give me the word”. One of the ghouls grabs onto my arm.

“IF YOU CAN FIX IT GO THE HELL AHE-,” I am interrupted by the bat pulling me into a deep kiss. The Ghouls look at the bat confused.

The bat then ends the kiss and yells out to the Ghouls,”He’s mine, get your own husband,”. At this point the Ghouls grunt and walk away. She then says to me in a... interesting tone,”My name is Sky, and your going to be my husband unless you want to be a Ghoul's man,”

“Ugh,Fine, can you just help me get out of here and back home,” I say reluctantly after this mess went on.Sky shows me some tunnel that lets us get out,luckily when we do it’s night time. The last thing I need right now is Sky to be cowering by my hips.

We make a long trek to home... unluckily takes more then a day so we had to have a bit of “Fun” on the way. When we do get back the town looks at me and my new wife

A lot of the monsters go back inside immediately seeing Sky holding onto tightly. I did end up tell them the story and the order did later come to clean things up... but I been having a hard time being a sheriff lately since I been having to stay up every night for my wife