Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-36359477-20181214140139/@comment-37843592-20181230092848

One of the Succubus overlooking a city known for their large towers spotted a peculiar human dressed in odd clothing shouting random slurs to no one in particular while climbing up one of them. When she flew closer to the man, she saw the human wielding strange contraptions on his hands and feet that looked like large cups of the sort.

"Uhhh, what are you doing?" She asked the clearly unhinged man who continued to climb up the stone tower with every plopping sound the cups made.

"I'M SUCTION CUP MAN, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY GOING!?!?" He yelled at her for wasting 2 seconds of his time. "AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN SCREW YOU. I'M SUCTION CUP MAN. LOOK AT ME GO!"

She could only watch in a loss of words as the childish man screamed at her and continued to climb the tower while berating a love stricken couple making out with each other from the window next to him to get a room.