Talk:Ushi-Oni/@comment-26380985-20160117082007/@comment-5426290-20160117130008

I put down my beer and say out loud. "Fudge.."

Behind me I hear someone say. "He's over there at the bar."

From behind me my childhood friend puts her arms around me. "Found you~."

I then proceed to drink her under the table and end up banging her on the toilets.