Talk:Kikimora/@comment-25619592-20141122071251/@comment-25035274-20141204142542

Mind boggled, I stare at her for a moment, one eye-brow raised. As I start to figure out what's going on, I straighten my face, then turn to my parents.

"Mom, Dad, I know this is going to come as a shock to you, but..."

At this point, I make with the dramatics. I look down and to the side, squeezing my eyes shut tight. I strain my face, trying to make it flush, and bite my knuckle (for t3h dramatic effect). I look back to my parents and say, quite proudly, "I'm gay."

I immediately turn, snap my fingers, and walk out with a swish, one hand on my hip. I leave behind me a completely flabbergasted set of parents and one highly-confused kikimora. Oooooh snap!

Of course, within the hour I'm down at the bar pickin' up all t3h ladies and throwing Pop's hard-earned money away, as usual.