Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-72.233.169.23-20150107031449/@comment-25035274-20150113153034

I run around in circles, hands over my head, screaming like a maniac.

"OH GOD! HURRY, YOUR HEIGHNESS! AN APOPHIS IS ATTACKING YOUR CITY! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!"

My shenanigans amuse no one, and I eventually run into a fist which is attached to an outstretched arm which is, in turn, attached to the Pharaoh.

"Damn idiot. Screaming like that right as I'm waking up. I'll deal with you later."