Thread:AngryLance/@comment-37028137-20200128044919/@comment-37028137-20200715154003

Greetings Lance,

Alright before we begin a rant about life (this has nothing to do with anyone here but I just need to get this off my chest) So mountains of paperwork everywhere! I feel like I'm being buried alive in medical red tape!

On another note we live in a very close knit community here everyone knows everyone else and their grandmother sort of thing. So as a favour to a close friend of mine I'm trying to tutor his daughter on sums over Zoom. (Frankly I don't know how I got dragged into this because I recall being terrible with numbers as a kid. But there I am anyways) Now this kid is bright as can be and sweet too, she's getting most of the work done by herself, but getting hung up on the last few steps. And I'm trying to help but Zoom is not the place to try and teach someone anything, but all I can think as I'm looking at these problems is "They changed everything about math since I was in here! What the f$%k is this?!" Long story short we somehow got the work done. But it took 5 hours for 15 problems! 15 in 5 bloody hours! I hate to sound like one of those people who complain that their child is being given too much work. But the kid isn't even mine and I sat there with her for 5 hours. I'm about as impartial an observer as there can be and I think it's ridiculous. She's 12 for heavens sakes, just let her be a kid for a change, she's already stressed enough with the virus going around without you arseholes crushing her soul under piles of work!

Okay rant over--sigh-- On to Monster Musume

''And yeah, I remember you liking centaurs; funny how you think MM centaurs are a little less... 'compatible' compared to MGE centaurs (something about the reproductory organ being only on the horse half)''

Eh yeah I like centuars but they're supposed to be more Humanoid then animal so only having one ahem entrance on their hind quarters hits uncomfortably close to beastiality for me. Plus the fact is if they have one on their front you can hold them and cuddle with them and whatever else as you do the deed. Where if you're stuck around back there's really only one position so...meh

''Rachnee is also a fairly decent character, although I'm not exactly fond of her excessive BDSM fetish (it was said that she oftrn practiced various types of retraints on the other girls, which was pretty rude in my opinion). Still, doesn't mean she's not reliable. I also like that she respects honesty and that you can actualy be yourself around her.''

The tying me up thing never bothered me, based on Rachnee's personality she always seemed overly cautious not to hurt anyone. (understandably because she's sharp and strong) So I don't think she would tie you up in a painful way. I always imagined it as beeing cocooned in a really warm Web blanket type thingy. Just more restrictive, she is a spider after all webs are their whole deal.

I always found Miia and Papi cute and I also appreciate the two for being very different from the backgrounds they come from respectively (I also find it weird that Papi's father is a police officer yet he never showed up to take her back).

I always found Miia too clingy and selfish to ever really like. I feel that her "Pay attention to only me, I'm the most important person in the universe" attitude would grate on my nerves really quickly.

Papi, she has the mentality of a child just no, no.

Suu is kinda giving me mixed feelings; I used to think she was cute too but now I believe she kinda obfuscates her own naiveity and just gropes the other girls when she feels like it (I also don't like how her personality changes depending on what she absorbs... her MILF personality was nice though XD)

I always felt the personality shift was due to the fact that she wasn't getting enough water. So the small Suu was like a baby, and the 'Milfy' Suu was her normal personality. But the guy who took care of the girls was  terrible at his job  so he never kept her hydrated. Hence the rapey water needing Suu. Just make sure she has water, hell it can't be that hard there's water practically everywhere you half wit! (Yeah I did not like the guy character, I thought he was a bland, brainless, dolt)

''Lala the Dullahan. Well, she's just there. I know she had a few important roles in stories here and there but she doesn't exactly feel very special. Though, the one chapter with the sick girl was fairly interesting.''

Mm the Dullahan, those creatures are from my native mythology, I grew up learning about the Wee Folk. And they basically kept nothing about the actually myths except that the head can come off. Instead they dress her up like the Grim Reaper. Ugh. Pass!

(I mean, the art style is very, very appealing to me and it never fails to make all the girls look hot... except for one in particular)

Hmm, I never had a problem with the artstyle either, even the girls I disliked still looked nice. Out of curiosity which girl did you dislike?

Monster Boys Ugh, I just...no. Sorry can't get over it.

''The thing about liminals being able to attack others; yeah, they don't seemto be bound by the same rules as Encyclopedia Mamonos, although it's still compensated with that cultural exchange thing, where humans and liminals are not allowed to hurt each other. Doesn't mean they lack morality or something (though I noticed many of them would risk deportation just because they wanted to get it on with humans on a whim, while said humans might get arrested; I mean, I cool with 'getting naughty', but not when you could get justitial trouble for it). Anyways, they are pretty close to humans but without certain... petty attributes (they still kinda lag behind Mamonos though).''

''Yeah, the full moon thing; I never understood why it's a thing. The only times it's been used was for those "locked inside with them/die hard" chapters and it has some severe implications (how many other households that hosted a liminal had to go through this ? It's implied that they preemtively take sleeping pills for this but still).''

Yep I agree with this as I said it just makes no sense to me, and if they can become crazed sex maniacs on a Full Moon with no restraint it just ruins things for me. At least the most horny Mamono still has full use of their senses and can hold back from hurting their husband even during the roughest love making.

''One last thing that I really disliked (as I can remember for the moment) was... the freaking leech girl. Mind you, she's pretty friendly and she's not really bad looking (unless you swim underwater with her...). Just that... just like leeches, she's hermaphroditic (thus, the first ever instance of the author dabbling in this. I shudder to imagine what else he'll try to cater too...). Anyways, I hated that and it made me delete a few fanarts from my folder when I learned that.''

I don't remember that character but it's been a while as I said. But I can see how that would be a turn off.

''However what I loved the most were two things: Tionisha the Oni. She's an absolute angel. She's sweet, strong yet gentle, caring, 'well endowed' big girl who can give you the holliest of hugs and works as a badass special agent. Of course, she's a clutz and ditz sometimes but that makes her even more endearing.''

I completely forgot about Tio! But I really liked her too. When I was creating Vellantha I had the same sort of ideas. Strong, a utter warrior, but also so sweet and gentle and as you put it 'Well endowed' Maybe I had tio at the back of my mind when I created Vels. (Which wouldn't surprise me since my very first attempt at a fan fic was Monster Musume based. I hadn't found MGE at that point.) Or it could be because that's just my type.

''And the second thing: Cathyl the dairy minotaur (and by extension, THE ENTIRE minotaur farm). Cathyl is a bit of a hardass in contrast and even jealous at times (but that's mostly because she's very tsundere). But all in all, a serious girl that I feel you could rely on (and not to mention, a body that rivals Tio's). Also the minotaur farm; SO MANY GOOD COWGIRLS Awww....''

Ah yes Cathyl she's right up your alley. A beautiful minotaur and strong yet sexy (There's another recent trend I hate. Have you seen those images where they make a character muscular but it's so muscular that it's like they've taken steroids to the point of looking like a huge unattractive abomination? Eww.)

Anyways Cathyl always struck that balance between strength and sensuality well I thought. Though I didn't like her attitude, she always assumed the worst of her boyfriend and was constantly watching him and judging him.

Cheers,

The Weary TimeLord.