Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-26517142-20190506205831/@comment-34750416-20190612155819

I look down at this bundle of ribbons that is thanking me… the only part that isn’t a ribbon is a light purple face smiling at me.

M“What is with all the ribbons”

S”The company guidelines that we have a ribbon over all our privates and naughty zones… That’s a small issue for the slime family since all of our body can be considered a naughty bit… does that answer a few things master?”

M”...Plenty… would it be a good idea to take those ribbons off… since they seem like they make it hard to move”

S”They do...please take them off master…”

I slowly take off the ribbons and they start to wiggle about before a maid costume appears on them.

S”Much better… thank you master… now let me get the paperwork…”

M”...oh right of course paperwork…”

They hand me a clipboard and a pen from nowhere, and they point to a blank space

S”Please sign here”

I do as they say then they flip the page with a smile and point to a different blank space

S”And here”

I end up signing 86.7 things to be exact and they seemed to look happier with each thing I signed. After I sign everything the pen and clipboard disappears.

M”You seem to be excited… well then how about we get inside before the neighbors think I’m even crazier than they already do”

S”Alrighty master”