Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20190717175132/@comment-32885213-20190907024839

“Haha! A challenge from you!? Verywell. Squire, fetch me my lance, my shield, and my horse”.

Squire:”sir. You only have a 5% chance of winning”.

”Aye? How is that so?”

Squire:”Sir. Her body is as if of strong steel. And her claws are sharper than any blade a  blacksmith can forge”.

”nay! You forget that my luck and skill shall grant me victory! HYAH!”.

(long story short. The lance bends in half, the knight falls off, and the horse trips and breaks a leg)