Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-36359477-20181214140139/@comment-37843592-20190106101728

(You know, funny thing is that in the actual game that I play, I knocked out the leader that leads a nation of holier-than-thou xenophobic and misogynistic bible thumpers just for his holy sword. You're also missing the word 'door' between the slamming sentence, by the way.)

"Pffft! A pink gumball like you shouldn't even warrant my attention!" The great Dragon sneered at the small creature with stubby arms. "What could you possibly do to me in any way of harm? Smother me to death? HAH! I bet you can't even- OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, IT'S SUCKING ME IN PLEASE NONONONONONONONONO!!!"