Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-25204624-20150331230801/@comment-99.109.254.236-20151009221312

me:Is it okay if you stab me in the shoulder with this serum? I'm high right now.

kunoichi: um what?


 * hands over serum

ME:right here. *points at shoulder


 * stab

me: thanks. here the knife. gotta fly!


 * warps away

three weeks later I wake up with a letter on my face with lip marks on it. reads it:

These past three weeks have been pretty lonely. you have until saturday.


 * realises it's friday

me: FRIGGIN' FRIK! I met her once and now she wants me to be her husband? C"MON, REALLY??????!!!!!!!1!!!!!