Talk:Dragon/@comment-26241048-20150325050936/@comment-25035274-20150325143316

As it just so happens, I was carrying a video camera ((It's a MAGIC video camera, peeps, so get your panties out of a wad. ...Ok, fine. It's a Magic Scrying Device. Better?)) when you came running out of the cave. As such, I caught the entire thing on vid.. Er, Magic Scrying Device.

When the dragon finds me, I quickly edit out anything suggesting I might have been involved in the theft, then show her the remaining footage which clearly shows YOU running out of the cave with a huge sack of gold in your arms. I explain to her that I'm not actually the thief, and that I was just trying to, um, return some of the treasure you dropped. I then point her in the direction YOU were running.

It does not go as intended.

Instead of chasing off after YOU she smiles gleefully, squeals out a quick "Yee!", then squishes me in a giant hug.

"I've always sorta kinda hoped I'd find a nice, honest, decent sort of guy to marry!"

It figures. I get the one bubbly dragon out there. At least she seems marginally gullible.