Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-31441261-20170305192046/@comment-24026095-20170307174515

&lsquo;Smphry, maith, bhat dark elph hath hipped bhi senthleth anth threthenth thoo spankh mah ath raw and pegh bhi phor a whole dhey iph I releath anybhun phrom ther caphthiviti. Anth I thinkh thach hanth rubhingh mah ath now in warninth ith herth. *gulp*&rsquo;

(&lsquo;Sorry, mate, that dark elf has whipped me senseless and threatened to spank my ass raw and peg me for a whole day if I release anyone from their captivity. And I think that hand rubbing my ass now in warning is hers. *gulp*&rsquo;)

Those dumb bitches always ball gag any slaves so they can't communicate or escape. Goddamn- *CRACK!* OW, Mistress, I'm sorry. I mean I couldn't find a better place to be than under Your Majesty's boots as your footstool and waiter.