Talk:Golem/@comment-26898134-20160713143209/@comment-28790290-20160728210644

I am terrified and despite being a world champion Boxer I scream out "Hiyaah!" Taking a mock karate fighting stance.

Then realized it and switch up dancing around the Golem telling it I'm not afraid yet I jump the moment it moves.

It walks towards me and mimics me "Oh you got jokes do you? See if this is funny!" I throw a punch then she flips me over shreds my clothes and rapes me.

This happens several times over the course of a month each time she mimics my behavior and the last time she laughs. I walk home through the forest naked again and a group of Elves beat me up thinking I'm a pervert.

I make it home and the golem is waiting on the porch. "I'll be living here now if you don't mind- what happened to you?!" I scoffed "Got jumped by a bunch of elves because I was naked.. they nearly killed me cause of you!"

Her eyes glows red and she stands a drummer appeared out of nowhere playing 'dun dun dunta dun' over and over as she walked away. She turned to me and said "I'll be back!"

Dun dun Dunta Dun

Dun dun Dunta Dun

Dun dun dunta dun