Talk:Ant Arachne/@comment-31522620-20170323224204

Oh, so now there's a chance my wife isn't gonna be someone who comes home from working all day and want to be made a LITERAL Queen? It might be this shady (synonym for female dog) just waiting to pluck me from the ranks of other dudes lured to the colony?

I would be more furious, but then I might actually rip a whole in reality. And that won't benefit many people. Though one cannot deny the potentially gratifying lifestyle.. oh the possibilities.