User blog comment:Dragon´s Blade/World Coexistence Alliance/@comment-203.115.145.142-20141004044011/@comment-24664052-20141004044511

(Previously, in the anti-mamono Colonel Badass war room) ''Teacher: For every time you fail your Math test, Colonel Quaritch destroys a mamono village/strangles an Alice/puts a Fairy in a jar and throws it in lava/pulls off a Youko's tails/whatever cruelty.... ''

''Pro-mamono student: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I promise I'll study harder... ''

''Anti-mamono student: Come on! Let's fail our Math tests so the freaks will be extinct! ''

''Colonel Quaritch: (to anti-mamono student) I growl with approval..... ''

''Colonel Koobus Venter: Count me in! ''

''Colonel Van Zan: You have Dragons to kill? ''

''Colonel Kilgore: My choppers are ready, guys! Where shall we raid today? ''

All COLONELS: The Demon Realm!!! ''Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt: Don't forget me! ''

''Colonel Hans Landa: I'd love pulling off monsters' ears.... ''

''Lt. Col Jack Churchill: Guns? Seriously? Pfft....Guns are for pussies, I'll go for the Demon Lord with just a sword and a longbow.... ''

''Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg: And here we are again with this mamono hatedom madness...How shall I stop it, hmmm....so people can go on with their lives.... ''

Colonel Venter: I can;t believe I'm being paid to do this....I love watching monsters die.....

''Colonel Quaritch: but I'm just the second-in-command...as always.... ''

Colonel Genocide: By your awesomeness combined, I am Colonel Genocide, the embodiment of badassery, militarism, violence, gore, manliness, et cetera et cetera.... And I shall lead the attack on the Demon Realm today...''Fear us now, Demon Lord, for the Colonel Badasses are here! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!'

''Colonel von Stauffenberg: That's it, I'm out! ''

(Present time) Colonel Stauffenberg: Why don't just let the fandom alone?