Talk:Dragon/@comment-26115871-20151116162338

You are working as the squire/packmule of a hero when the two of you reach the cave of a dragon that's been stealing large amounts of sheep from the nearby village. Ten minutes later you're standing outside of the dragon lair, pondering whether it'd be worth it to offer someone else the position of working under this 'great and noble' asshole, when the hero bursts out laughing and tells you to come inside. You go inside to find he's laughing his ass off as he holds up a seven-year-old dragon girl by the neck.

Just as he notes how easy this is the young dragon unfolds her wings, flies into the air - dragging the startled hero with it - breaks his grip, then grabs him around the waist and literally piledrives him into the cave floor. While the hero isn't seriously injured, he is knocked out cold, and now the young dragon's starting to approach you while cracking her knuckles.

What Do You Do?