Talk:March Hare/@comment-24026095-20170429223403

A follow-up to this comment I left earlier on the page.

Things which sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't:-


 * "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"


 * "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."


 * "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."


 * "Talk about a huge breast!"


 * "It's Cool Whip time!"


 * "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"


 * "Are you ready for seconds yet?"


 * "Are you going to come again next time?"


 * "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"


 * "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"


 * "Don't play with your meat."


 * "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."


 * "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"


 * "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"


 * "You still have a little bit on your chin."


 * "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."


 * "How long will it take after you stick it in?"


 * "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."


 * "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"


 * "How many are coming?"


 * "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"


 * "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."


 * "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"