Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-460372-20200621050714/@comment-46142448-20200621184819

Censer in hand, I keep my eyes on the sorceress. I know that, to make a safe escape, I need to handle this situation delicately. The moment she disappears from my view, I release a cloud of mist and smoke and sprint forward, turning around once I've passed through. My enchanted lens grants me sight through my censer's smog, but my assailant may not have the same luxury. Her cry of "Where are you~?" would indicate not, but I know better than to trust a sorceress. Releasing two more bursts from my censer, I slowly maneuver out the door, glancing around for her sudden appearance.

Suddenly, I find myself running directly into the witchy woman. Falling back to escape her embrace, I roll to my feet. She's saying something, but I'm tuning it out - magically-laced words are a basic enchantment. At each fork in my path, I use the censer to obscure my path and force her to teleport and guess my route. This repeats until near the exit. The singular exit. She was toying with me. She stands there, at the exit, smug grin on her face.

Walking over to her, feigning exhaustion, I lick my lips and kneel in front of her. I'll exploit her monster nature to escape. As she spreads her thighs and reaches for my head, I somersault between her legs and out the door, sprinting towards the nearby woods. I know, at this point, I'm going to be taken by a monster. I'd prefer one more inclined with my tastes, at least. As the dark mage glides towards the woods, I call out, begging for help from the dryads.

I pass out.

I wake up in a small, comfy bed, my clothes and gear neatly set off to the side, with a tan-skinned girl leaning over, checking on me. As I come to my senses, I see that I'm in a round, wooden house. Everything smells of flowers and leaves, and as I sit up, her eyes light up. The dryad tackles and hugs me, happy that not only did she find a human, but that the human called for her.

My time as an adventurer ends, but I don't mind.