Talk:Oomukade/@comment-82.37.23.250-20150226222231/@comment-27049723-20151007013512

Freeze up for a second while adjusting to the sensation of having a centipede lady, then try to turn around wipe the tears from her face, give her a gentle smile (despite being reasonably uncomfortable at my new bedmate) and tell her she's welcome to stay the night and then try to get some sleep.

She says "Thank you." and stops crying and instead snuggles a little closer and we both fall asleep. The next morning, I am the first awake, and I would've gotten up and stretched but something seems to be restraining me. I look down and see my centipede friend had over night coiled around my entire body.

I look to see if she's awake, only to find she her eyes still closed and a peaceful look on her face. "Hm, she's kinda cute." I think to myself. Suddenly, she starts saying something in her sleep, "I love you, honey." On the word "honey" she tightens her grip just a bit.

I blush a little and gently shake her awake. "Huh. Oh! Good morning." she says opening her eyes, and slowly uncoiling herself from me. We lie together for a bit, and before I get up to start getting ready to leave I ask her "Why were you crying last night?"

"Well, I'd never seen a human come up here before and I was so lonely that the moment I saw one my emotions over took me. When you said I could stay, that was when I knew I had found my husband." Suddenly she coils around me again, this time I feel a pinch and a sudden heat down below. Long story short, that's how I met my wife.