Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-187.151.27.29-20190527032116/@comment-2601:241:8E00:2476:E4F3:EB96:5056:2412-20190528033648

AN:Yes

Me:"Holy garbage on a hot sunny day!"

M (my partner):" What is it L?"

Me:"It was the king, says there's a group of succubi spotted near the border of the capital. We gonna get there like a cheetah running to a 1 mile restroom."

M:"Oooo, I'll bring the big knife!"

Me:"Only your mallet will be needed little buddy. No need to go overboard, like LAST time."

M:"It was the perfect plan and you know it!"

Me:"Shooting darts with bits of raging mushrooms at minotaurs in a male strip club is not the 'perfect plan'. Now quit your lolly gagging and lets hit the road."

We hope in our custom no roof car and drive towards the edge of the city, clearly breaking the speed limit and almost running over a old lady.

We stop at near the edge, noticing the small group of succubi. And upon farther looking... there's a lilth there too!

Me:"Be on your toes M, who knows what these ladies are up too."

M:"Hey if we get into a fight, can I take a piece of her hair as a souvenir?"

Me:"Never change, little buddy."

I walk to the elegant demon child of the demon lord with M clinging to my back,

Me:"Good afternoon ladies, we are the Independent Police. This is my partner M and I'm-"

Lilth:"Mr.L."

Me and M:" Wha..?

Lilth:" Yes... the famous detective duo in this reigion. My mother requires your presence back at in the Demon Realm, there has been a kidnapping."

M:" A kidnapping? For who boobie lady!?"

Lilth:"My father..."

Call me an anti vaxxer with the measles, did I hear her right?

Lilth:"You sure did. Don't worry though, if you finish this case and bring my father back. There will be a HANDSOME reward for both of you."

Me:" What do you think m?"

M:" Take the case L! When will we ever get another chance to go to a different realm and cause some chaos?"

I grin and face the lilth, tipping my hat,

Me"Don't worry miss, the Independent Police is on the case."

AN: This was fun to write, i've been watching alot of sam and max lately so i was shocked and happy to do this. Thank you-L