Talk:Vampire/@comment-26120285-20160114212949/@comment-27550231-20160416045710

Me: "Uhhhhh..." -nervously pats her head- "There there... uhh ther there?"

Vamp: -sobbing- "Would you please stay and help me get through the storm?"

Me: -reaches into pocket- "Uhhhhh... sure? Hey what's that?" Quickly places wheresheep wool cloth on her face "Shhhhh shhhh shhhh shhh. There there, it'll be all right. It's gonna be all right. Shhhh... shhhh." -she passes out- "Now where was I? Oh right looting!" I loot her house and load all the good loot into a carriage. (also stolen) Just before I leave I stop to take a last look at her. "Ehhh, why no?" I then proccede to motorboat her then leave when I'm done.