Talk:Mothman/@comment-26380985-20160823194823/@comment-29325824-20160823201900

I throw a rock at the Mothman and yell "Hey, pick on someone your own size! If you really want a man, take me!"

The lustful Mothman flies towards me and proceeds to rape the shit out of me while my nephew flees towards safety. Next morning I bluntly tell the now calmed Mothman to leave, as I'm not interested in her.