User blog:DrSanjiZant/If I survive...

"If I survive this, Billy... I will KILL you..." Glaring at her with all my rage, I walk toward the Hinezumi with a worried look. I know what will happen if I do this. I know what she will do... and that is why, when I do get the ticket, Billy is getting all of ten dollars. So... with a gulp and a final prayer... I dash forward and grab the girl's panties.

"I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS! PLEASE DON'T GET ANGRY!" Screaming in fear, I pull the panties and rush forward, digging inside to grab the ticket. I know that doing so is really bad... and worse, when I thought I took the panties off with swift moves, it hits me.

These panties are rather heavy.

With horror on my face, I look right into the eyes of the now angry Hinezumi, my hand right on her ass as I grab the ticket. Nothing I say will save me... so I do what any good man with a sense of wanting to protect his manhood will do.

I throw her into a watertrough after pulling the ticket out, then rush full speed ahead down the street. Unfortunately, the trough was dry as a bone, which i can tell when a blazing heat slams my back. I know she didn't kick me... she's just that pissed off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanna get married before I meet the reaper! SOME ONE SAVE ME!" Screaming with horror and fear, I slam my feet harder on the ground with each running step, as behind me, people shout and dodge the attacking girl. Behind my back, I can already hear Billy cheering me on.... even though I still hate her.

"RUN THE WIND, SANJI!"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR A WIFE YA KNOW!"

Stupid thing to scream... because as I do so, I smash and flip over the backside of an Ushi Oni, into the chest of a Raiju, my free hand slapping onto the large chest of... Oh hell no. My luck is never that bad, that I just groped a fucking MANTICORE!?

"Oh my... some one is frisky, isn't he?" My face is planted firmly in the chest of the Raiju, whose voice reaches my ears first. Her hand HAD been inside her own depths... but now she's reaching toward my pants.

"Heh... Let's see... he wants a wife, yea? Let's give him three, right here and now!" The manticore's large paws grab my free hand, as I pull myself free of the chest.

"No thanks! I can... uh... LOOKASINGLEMANWITHAHUGEDICK!" With that, I pull free and rush off. Now my bad luck is worse: I have a pissed off Hinezumi, a hungry Manticore, a lusty Raiju... and by the sounds of the clacking, a man-desiring Ushi Oni right behind me. My plan has failed, and it's only 14:00,

"COME BACK, HUSBAND!" That roaring voice, full of pleasuring pain, can only belong to the Ushi Oni. While I did fantasize about them every day of my life as a teen, now I had more... refined tastes. I wanted someone more elegant, strong willed, graceful... and not going to roast me, like the Hinezumi was trying to!

Dodging to one side, I pull back on a flag pole, as the Hinezumi turns toward me with a cold glare... and twack her between the eyes.

"BULLS EYE! Now then..." With that, I rush out of the alley... and feel my foot get stuck in webbing. Looking up, I see the Ushi Oni with a huge grin on her face.

"Now then.. the fun begins~!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Screaming once more, I pull on my foot... and break the concrete.

"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!" With a clunk every other step, I rush away, toward my friend. She and I both bolt from the scene, as behind me, the monster girls screech in anger over losing me... but oddly, I don't hear the Hinezumi.



"WHAT THE HELL, SANJI!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

I give her a cold glare and smack her upside the head. In my free hand, I hold 3/4 of the money in my hand, leaving her with only a few thousand dollars.

"Nor was making me risk my life to get the ticket back after you stuffed it into the panties of a mouse chick!"

"She took the wrong panties! it's not my fault her ass is as big as mine!" Rolling my eyes, I turn to her to argue... and go frozen.

"Billy."

"I mean it! She's tiny, but DAMN she must have a big ass! What the hell does someone like her eat to have a big ass?!"

"Billy..."

"Holy hell, she gotta be stuffing her face when she's not training! That or she must love doing squats or something to round out dat ass! I'm not saying she's fat... but Chief GOD DAMN she's a big assed mouse!"

"Billy...!"

"Another thing, she's got a huge chest?! REALLY!? WHY IS IT MONSTER GIRLS HAVE TO BE MORE SEXY THAN ME!? She's 3/5th's my size, but she's more stacked than a whore with a dozen sugar daddies! It's not fair! She's gotta be doing something with herbs! She's gotta be doing some succubus training! She's...!"

"RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

She flinches and turns to the now angry mouse girl. Staring at us both, she points at me and beckons me forward.

"NOPE!" With that, I bolt away from the mess, as Billy rushes with me toward the safety of our shared hotel room for this town. No way are we risking it...



"AW COME ON! IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

I pant and lean on a tree, staring at the Hinezumi stalker I have. She's been doing nothing but following me as I work, travel, eat, and help Billy. I keep the money I earned... and yet, whenever the chance comes to buy my food, she's always there to make ME pay for her food as well! It's like having a wife without the good parts!

"You felt me up, and you think that is enough punishment?! FOUR MONTHS ONLY!? No, I will follow you for the rest of your days, and I will punish you for what you did! I will make sure you never know rest, never know happiness, never-"

"Oh god damn it! I just wanna have a wife! HEEEEELP!"