Talk:Automaton/@comment-27069434-20160814161523

IKEA the Mamono, or assemble your own waifu in 50 easy steps using the original "KCinc" prefabricated kit. The box contains:

1 (one) waifu assembly set

1 (one) unit of magiteck combitool

2 (two) copies of assembly, programming and maintenance guide book "Screwing Your Waifu  for Dummies (2nd edition, revised and corrected)"

Don't forget to lubricate all the moving parts once the assembly is complete. Proper maintenance required on a daily (and nightly) basis.