Talk:Alp/@comment-116.87.41.222-20150913155510/@comment-26376061-20150914081415

One problem with your WWYD: I think that alping would cause the man-bits of the alping man to vanish all at once...it'd be disgusting,in my opinion,if that wasn't the case,so MAJOR problem,but anyway,here's my reply:

My eyes widen,the equivalent of someone screaming in surprise or terror,and I start to back the hell up. "...oh my..." I whisper,and I drop one of the flashbombs that I carry for virginity protection. The Alp covers its eyes,and by the time its eyes adjust,I am gone,in my place is a jar of my Spirit Energy and a note:

Here,take this,try again later when your transformation completes...I like women...and you...at least partially,are NOT a woman...so,sorry for nearly blinding you,but SERIOUSLY...do not come back until you are fully converted...in your current state...this should be enough to finish the conversion.