Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-99.184.74.157-20200311005605/@comment-99.244.214.147-20200327072354

I quickly look back to my girlfriend and back to my mother, her hellhound eyes burst into flames. I see my father grab ahold of my mother's paw and start patting it.

"I'm certain you misheard him honey!" He exclaims, clearly trying to save my ass.

Scrambling to think of something I blurt out whatever I can, "Yeah!  I didn't say 'Mom' I said...  uh...  'mon' as in Monika, which is my girlfriends middle name, which is also the nickname I gave her!  Yes, nickname!  Isn't that right Monika?!  Hahahah, that'syournicknameitsureisyesindeedMonika!"

"Eh?!  I mean-Yes!  Monika, that's the nickname I have!  Yes the he gave me is Monika!  That'smynicknameforsure justaskmyanyoneeveryonecallsmeMonika!" She stampers our, trying to go along with my terrible attempt at a rouse. She's trying her best to smile.

I look around the table and I see my father lower his head and let out a frustrated sigh. My little brother and sister facepalm simultaneously. My girlfriend fiddles with her fork while quickly glancing at me and my mother.

Now my mother is staring with pure hellfire and rage in her eyes at my poor girlfriend. In the end I reach for the salt myself.