Talk:Unicorn/@comment-104.169.39.231-20150826024431/@comment-109.146.65.248-20150901071755

I think matting with a unicorn is mamono equivalent to carrying a huge sign with the words "p*ss off" written on it (I don't know the site rules on language). Here's how I think most unicorns become bicorns:

''A unicorn is timidly walking to her friends house. She tells her friend she wants to start a harem. After some convincing her friend (and hopefully her husband)agrees. They have a passionate night and by morning the world greets a new bicorn''

-Steve the duck