Talk:Cheshire Cat/@comment-26376061-20151224010145/@comment-156.34.66.47-20151224031437

I listen to her BS explanation with a straight face. Once she finishes, I walk over and collect my things.

"Honestly? There are no words that can accurately express my disappointment."

She begins to look sad.

"Why would you settle for a pair of underwear and some random picture when the real thing is  just in the other room?" I ask, donning a shit eating grin that rivals even hers.

She grabs me and throws me on the bed, sexy times follow, and everyone lives happily ever after.