Talk:Salamander/@comment-198.54.211.2-20150305012410/@comment-70.139.71.66-20150511122300

I do the only manly thing. I run and jump out a window and start bolting down the street, swerving and dodging other people and their wives, the Salamander hot on my heels... in a almost literal sense. As I run down the street, through the markets and even through other shops, she literally keeps up the chase. After a good hour, and thinking I lost her, I stop for a breather.... that is till she tackles me from behind "My love!"

"My spine!" I yell as the people just watch as she dragged me back to my home, which was right next door to the hospital.