Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20190122053944/@comment-2600:8801:A00B:5700:644A:3AD5:632B:7D4D-20190123015823

Opening the door, I hand her a pair of tennis balls.

"Here you go, let me know when you've thoroughly sucked them."

Slamming the door, I go back to my computer and resume the game of MASS EFFECT I was playing.