Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27736349-20170603204216/@comment-29564364-20170624135111

(Alpha: Never stare into the eyes of a Qrow perched on your shoulder if you hold on to your eyes. This is why my right eye is now a camera... and a projector... and a scanner.

That's a lie. You just found your glasses inconvenient so you remade them into an eye which you replaced your right one with.

Alpha: Oh, come on! Why did you have to step in and blow it?

Because you would have been exposed the moment they read your profile.

Alpha: I know, but some of them haven't yet.)