Talk:Minotaurus/@comment-5426290-20140804180909/@comment-25035274-20140805141403

I suspect Larry's hit the nail on the head.

Clearly, I misunderstood what the contest organizer meant when he said, "Bull Riding". Evidently, I'm actually the bull and the contest is to see if I can survive being ridden for 12 seconds instead of the other way around. Feeling confident in my, er, abilities, and being rather fond of Minotaurus...es...ii...something, I'm completely up for the challenge, as it were.

In fact, I even brought my own bull-fighting cape. See? *pulls out a red hanky*