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The mage holds up his burning fist to illuminate the darkness of the buried temple, searching for any sign of treasure. Then, just as he passed down a hallway full of empty rooms, he spots a chamber at the end with a mountain of gold surrounded by ten foot tall Mythril statues. He hurries over, greedily eyeing the pile of loot. Suddenly, before he could shovel any coins into his pack, the statues sprang to life, revealing themselves as Mythril Golems. They grin lewdly as they pin him to the ground before one smothers him between her thick thighs while the other rips off his pants and mounts him. And thus, he suffers the fate all thieves are sentenced to when invading the home of unmarried mamono. Quote unquote "DEATH!" BY SNU-SNU!