Talk:Hakutaku/@comment-26948680-20170215215437

You have been helping at a monster preschool. No weird stuff has happened yet. While you have been here you have met a hakutaku teacher, she is somewhat older than you but you have a lot of shared interests and your interactions so far have been mainly enjoyable. This play time you and her are supervising the children, one girl, a Cheshire kitten named Judy, seems to be plotting something, looking at you then then the other teacher repeatedly and whispering to other children.

Eventually a hell puppy asks to sit next to the hakutaku teacher on the bench you are both sat on so she shuffles closer to you to make room for the pup. An ogre kid does the same to you, closing the gap further, a harpy chick starts tunelessly 'la'ing the tune to 'careless whisper' before the Cheshire kitten comes up behind you and gives you what seems to be a homemade card whispering "it's a valentines card, give it to her!" The card is illustrated with childish drawings of you and the haktaku less than half a foot away from you in positions so lewd that if you weren't in a monster school the kitten would probably be suspended for drawing it. Inside are similar drawings and a message in the worst handwriting;

"Dear Miss(hakutaku's misspelled surname), I LOVE u LOADS And I wanna kiss u, and hug u and touch u and do naughty stuff to you LOVE Mr (your misspelled surname) P.S MARRY ME P.P.S NAME -YOUR- OUR FIRST KID JUDY!"

The hakutaku looks completely bewildered before seeing the card in your hand, smiling and asking with a giggle, "what have you got there? Is it for me? Fu fu fu!"

What do you do?