Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-29325824-20180909180151/@comment-27950421-20180924035625

My eyes narrow, "I always knew this day would come."

My bro (refereed to as Bro from here on) looks at me, "Seriously? You knew that giant hellhound in heat would come to rape the city."

"Indeed I have," I run towards my garage, "Hurry my bro! We don't have much time!"

Bro sighs, "God dammit Rep."I'm going to regret this..."

Soon Bro is helping me pull out a large device covered in a tarp, "You know, I've been meaning to ask you what this damn thing is, but something tells me I'm going to regret it now."

I grin victoriously, "BEHOLD! The most advanced ground to kaiju sloot weapon ever made!"

I dramatically tear off the tarp to reveal an amalgamation between a missile and dildo, "THE HYPER PUSSY TENDERIZER 9000!!!!"

Bro stares at it with a blank expression, "You made a giant, rocket propelled dildo."

"WRONG! I made..." I press a button on an old TV remote causing the weapon of mass masturbation to start vibrating, "A GIANT ROCKET PROPELLED NUCLEAR POWERED VIBRATOR!!!"

Bro turns to walk away, "Yep, regretting it now, you're on your own Rep."

He is suddenly stopped in his tracks as I yell into a megaphone, "HEY YOU GIANT BITCH!!!"

The giant hellhound drops the guard that she was using as a dildo to turn her attention towards us.

Bro yells, "God damkit Rep SHUT UP!"

I ignore him, "YO TITS ARE SMOL AND YOU SHOULD FEEL SMOL!!!!"

The hellhound pauses and looks down at her breasts, which would be rather large for hellhound standards even if she wasn't 100 ft tall, as it stands a man could probably have an orgy with at least seven other mamono on her rack.

She jabs a claw in my direction, "That isn't true and you know it!"

I stun the entire city with a glorious display of my rhetorical genius, "YOUR FACE ISN'T TRUE!"

The Hellhound snarls, "THAT'S IT!!!"

As the Hellhound charges at us I turn to Bro, "ALRIGHT FIRE AT WILL!!!"

He looks at me, "Dude. You have the remote. I can't do shit."

"Oh yeah," I press a button the remote causing the Hyper Pussy Tenderizer 9000 to launch, which is followed shortly aftet by an orgasmic howl.

Bro stares in disbelief, "I can't believe that worked..."

I run past him, grabbing him by the collar as I pass by and stuffing him in my car, "HURRY MY BRO! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!!!"

I jump in the car and speed off towards the docks, "That won't hold her for long! We have to move on to step two if my ingenious plan!"

My car come to a screeching halt at the docks. I jump out and begin pulling out sound equipment from my trunk.

Bro steps out of the car, "What are you going to challenge her to a rock off?"

I wave him off as if his idea was completely ridiculous, "Psh no. That's for when the Demon Lord herself comes to invade."

A loud crunch is heard in the distance.

Bro looks at me, "Well whatever your doing, you better do it quick, she just broke you giant sex toy."

My car is then destroted by a beam of nuclear hellfire.

I blink, "Huh... neat."

Bro yells at me, "HURRY!!!"

I plug in the microphone, "Chil my bro, I got this."

I yell into the microphone, "GOJI-SAMA!!!! THIS MEAN HELLHOUND LADY IS BULLYING ME!!!!"

The city goes silent as my cry echoes across the water.

Bro yells at me, "THAT WAS YOUR PLAN!?!?!?"

I grin, "Ingenious I know."

Bro grabs me by the shirt, "Goszilla is just movie character Rep!!! SHE ISN'T-"

He is interrupted by the sound of rushing water. Soon she stands overhead.

She takes one look at the Hellhound and cracks her knuckles, "Nobody touches my husbando. Nobody."

I whisper to my bro, "Let them fight."