Board Thread:Fan-made Monsters/@comment-27950421-20160514045305/@comment-35133814-20180413173132

True, but this isn't something that you would just do to torture your spouse, it would be if say you wanted surprise her with something romantic for your anniversary. Although like I said you're probably going to end up with a broken pelvis. You just have to make sure the payoff for making your wife so stressed is worth it. Also if your wife were to laugh when one of your friends had soaked the gel pad on a razor blade with an hallucinogenic solution( like LSD) let it absorb in and then dry out so that the next time you go to shave it seeps into your skin and then causes you to hallucinate once it kicks in.