Talk:Angel/@comment-26517142-20160625140352/@comment-27950421-20170115161727

I sit down, my persona quickly becoming sage like, "Purity is an illusion my child. Light cannot exist without casting a shadow, lest it be in a world without substance nor can darkness have any meaning without light. Even the Chief God has those she hates with all her being and Demon Lord has those that she loves with all of hers. You have not dirtied yourself but have come closer to knowing the world and thus closer to knowing yourself. Abandon the meaningless notions of purity or corruption and embrace truth. Only then will you understand the world or yourself."

The angel blink innocently at me, "But how does that get the mud out of my wings?"

I nod sagely, "For that you should use lukewarm water and a a nontoxic, unscented shampoo. But only use the shampoo if plain water doesn't get the stains out, feathers can be damaged by foreign chemicals very easily."

The angel smiles and walks away cheerfully, "Thank you!"

As she walks away I hang my head, "No appreciates it when I give sage advice..."