User blog:Safnar/Mamono ad "Mermaid in a Bottle"

  Another ad from my sponsors ! -Jay

Hello my sisters. Have you ever wanted to sing like a mermaid? Have you ever wanted to have such a beautiful voice that you can dray even an order solder willingly into your loving arms? Well weep no longer because I have the solution!

Mermaid in a Bottle was and is created by under the sea incorporated with the help of our singing sisters the sirens. This amassing drink is guaranteed, or your money back, to give you the same enchanting singing voice as the alluring mermaid who makes them. Simply uncork take a swig and sing your heart out to the man of your dreams. Or perhaps you have a husband and children? Just as well your beautiful signing voce can lull even the most stubborn child to bed and entice your man to come help you make another little one. (Does not raze fertility) Our patented ocean blue one sip bottle will fit in a pocket, a purse or just about any ware else you want to stick it for carrying. But what is you want you man to sing to you? Well then slip a little of this into his tea or coffee and lessen to the beautiful song of love spill from his lips! (Note he cannot keep singing if you start sucking his lips off we cannot be held responsible if you interrupted his song.) Still not sure? Well then lessen to these happy customers.

-oh I love Mermaid in a Bottle I had a really stubborn husband he always ran from me didn’t even look twice at my boobath tits (We are not affiliated with boobath) but I swallowed a mouth full of this stuff and sung to him my love and you wouldn’t believe how fast he hurried into my- omitted for length-lamia

-harpy’s and sirens are not the same. My voice tends to get scratchy from the cold thin air but with this stuff I can sing to a hole troop of men like a siren and next thing you know my whole flock has a loving man in there claws – harpy

So what are you waiting for order your own now!

(Do not take Mermaid in a Bottle if you are a mermaid or a siren the notes you will hit will drive men crazy. We are not responsible for Mamono who use this product to lure in more than one man and we are the sole distributers of this product)