Talk:Ogre/@comment-26187100-20150826133017/@comment-28935784-20150831151814

I walk up to the Ogre and hug her tight. She looks down at me suspiciously. &lsquo;Trying to butter me up before slicing me to pieces?&rsquo; &lsquo;No! No, never. I'm from the Order, but I don't trust their teachings. They give no reason why we should slay monsters, they just give us their crappy ... Orders!&rsquo; &lsquo;Huh. So what do you want with me?&rsquo; &lsquo;Nothing. I want to run away with you and help you heal. I've got medicinal herbs and tourniquets, and we should be able to keep you from bleeding out. I want to leave my pointless old life behind.&rsquo; &lsquo;Bleh. You probably just heard from those Order bastards about how good sex with a monster girl is, and you look a young enough recruit to be a virgin. So ... &rsquo;  (Red-faced) &lsquo;Please! Listen to me. I know what sex with a monster girl will do to me, but believe me ...&rsquo; *hands her a battered copy of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia which I stole from the &ldquo;Heretic Texts&rdquo; section in the Order library* &lsquo;I realize plenty of mamono aren't bad, and I know what your Demon Lord intends to do. I want to help and end these lies spread about you.&rsquo;  The Ogre stares at me with tears glimmering in her eyes. &lsquo;You would? An Order knight would defect and try to help me have kids, and ensure the rise of the Monster Order?&rsquo;  &lsquo;Yes,&rsquo; I say firmly. &lsquo;I believe the Order is a little prick, and mamono are creating harmony for now. I'll come back with you. I know you're a strong monster girl, and I want to help you become stronger ... you can't handle everything alone.&rsquo;  The Ogre brings her face to my level and looks at me with extreme pain in her eyes. So vulnerable. &lsquo;Thank you,&rsquo; she whispers. &lsquo;All my life, people look at me with disgust and think I'm a barbarian. They keep trying to kill and harm me. I just escaped from one such motherfucker.&rsquo;  I lower myself in front of her on my knees and caress her cheek. &lsquo;I believe you've got a heart which needs mending, and then loving. In more than one way.&rsquo; I give her a devious grin before starting to bind her wounds. When I'm done, I look up at her. &lsquo;Maybe we should leave before any knight sees us and threatens to bring candles and champagne.&rsquo;  She giggles and blushes cutely. &lsquo;Sure.&rsquo;  I crawl over to her and kiss her on the cheek. &lsquo;I do want to be by your side, but this rumour about humans and monsters having sex and falling in love ... is it true? We're alien species to each other.&rsquo;  She laughs, picks me up and runs with amazing speed to the nearest cavern. &lsquo;You huge prick, can't stop thinking about sex at your age? Nor can I&rsquo; She gives me a toothy grin and drops her loincloth, then slips the leaf-like covering from her breasts. &lsquo;You're about to find out first-hand ...&rsquo;