Thread:HoundTheDestroyer93/@comment-25808351-20190429020915/@comment-25808351-20190523093829

To answer your question Jeiel. Cyndwella hates Wednesday because of it’s spelling. At the start of our marriage I noticed she pronounced Wednesday as it was spelled, saying “wed-nes-day” instead of keeping the d monstly silent. So I unassumingly corrected her and said, “hey sweets, it’s pronounced wens-day”.

Cyndwella lost her shit, shouting about “how stupid it is to be spelled that way” and “it was purposely done to make her look dumb” and so on. From then she has hated Wednesday like a husband stealing Danuki.