User blog comment:The Reptile King/Reptile Kingdom What Do's/@comment-27950421-20180131022625/@comment-30700719-20180131235553

I've watched my cousin and her boyfriend play Borderlands once. I remember only three things: antlions from Half-Life 2, a scrapyard, and a 'mission select' screen similar to Skyrim or Fallout. Anyway, on with the reply.

My eyes bulged in amazement at this new revelation. Oh my god...a waifu who makes explosions? I ran my fingers through my hair at this realisation. All my life choices were wrong...I need explosions! I stand up and pull my phone out of my pocket, punching in the number on the screen. "painis painis painis pain-" I hit the disconnect button, and put the right number in. "Yeah, can I get a.....uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Brachy?" A cheerful voice greets me. "Yes, sir. Please select your payment method." I press the 1 button, and the voice responds, "Thank you for buying with Torgue Incorporated." I hear a 'call end' tone and look out the window. A deep blue figure flies through the air, hurtling straight into my window. I examine my new Brachy. "SHE'S AMAZING!"