Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-32558333-20170729234822/@comment-36855838-20190524050559

"WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO LEAVE ME???"

I raise my arm towards the sky.

"You can't do that! You are my HUSBAND-"

"Oh, so now you decide to invest in our relationship?"

Her face twists harder, like a messed up pretzel

""You ungrateful man! I take care of you for four years and that's-"

"And you didn't last so much as 30 seconds once in all that time! Always leaving me unattended!"

Her friends gave her looks of disgust and started to shuffle off.

I turned heel and began to walk towards a widowed Amazon's home, when I heard her thundering footsteps continuing the chase.

I whirled around, snapping my fingers.

A wall of flame blasted from the ground between us.

"I could have burned both you and this village to the ground the day I got here, I decided to shut up and deal with you because I was too lazy to deal with the life I left behind, and because I was too lazy to just leave you."

As she stared, dumbfounded, I continued.

"I'm tired of you and your demeaning treatment, so I'm leaving you for Denise, a REAL woman!"

I practically skipped off to Denise's house.