Talk:Demon Army/@comment-4407082-20150928011557/@comment-24934423-20151218182525

It's a good thing I've been prepared for this. I quickly draw a dagger from its sheath in my right-side pants pocket. The two Jinkos at my sides begin to react, but then they see where it's aimed at: my own heart.

"Back off," I order everyone. They all have looks of shock and worry as they give me back my personal space.

The baphomet swallows hard with hands raised. "W-wait a second," she pleads, "you don't have to do this." She then notices my hands shaking and continues, "Those knights are some of our husbands. One of them is mine, too. I know he was here not too long ago, I was just testing you. All we want to do is love them with all our hearts. Please, help me find him."

I raise an eyebrow, since now I have two conflicting stories. There's no point in denying that I hadn't seen them anymore, but I'm not going to take any chances. I look at all of the Jinkos and pick the one I feel I can trust the most, who happens to be the tallest and best endowed of them. "You," I call out to her with determination, "come with me."

I lead her to my bedroom upstairs, dagger still drawn and aimed at myself. Once we get inside and close the door, I then ask her, "What did your leader mean by everything she said?" She replies to the best of her ability and explains what she can, including how mamono pick their husbands. "Show me," I then ask of her.

She glances at the dagger and says, "To do that, I need you to trust me." I wait for a few seconds, deciding whether to let my guard down or not. I then sheathe the dagger and toss it aside. -- After our tender several-hour-long mating session, the Baphomet knocks on the bedroom door. She and her Jinkos steps inside after I call her in, finding the two of us snuggling on my bed, under the covers. "Now that you know what we're like," she says, "will you tell me where my husband is?"

I whisper something in my Jinko's ear, who then gets up and whispers to her leader. Afterwards, my entire house is blanketed with a powerful charm spell, and the knights willingly come out.

Once they all step through the portal, my Jinko informs me that she cannot stay here, and asks for me to come with her. Being hopelessly in love with her, I agree, and the two of us settle down in the Royal Demon Realm.

( =w=)/