User blog comment:The Reptile King/2019 RK WAIFU POPULARITY OF ABSOLUTE SEXITUDE!!!!!/@comment-29038468-20190226213550

Let's see here...

(1) Fucanglong: She's a great sparring partner, teaching me that there is still much to learn in every aspect of combat. She's devoted to her new family on the ranch, but takes trips to fulfill her obligation to the world. She might not provide a lavish palace to live in, or have sister-wives she might get along with or that understand why it is she does what she does; but she is still loved. When I die, she will ensure that I am remembered. P.S. Her cuddle-sneak-attack ambushes are getting to be a bit much.

(2) Tokay: I find the idea that she'd be on the ceiling cleaning and being yelled at by Kiki-chan for leaving dirty foot prints on the walls AND ceilings pretty funny, I imagine the image of her and Gyoubu-chan going back and forth on prices for goods she brought back or the going rate for items being exported...although it usually ends up with a lot more broken items that have to be replaced and a mess they have to clean up.

(3) Tatzelwurm: Because who doesn't like a good Wurm?