Talk:Hellhound/@comment-4407082-20160814042117/@comment-27950421-20160814060502

Me: Execute them.

Hellhound Waifu: I can't do that sweatie they haven't committed any crime deserving of that.

Me: ...Life sentences for everyone?

HW: *sigh* They still haven't committed any crimes of that scale

SJW: *Walks up* um excuse me, but ma'am, you mode of dress is pleasing to the male gaze, which is like, misogyny. In fact the whole, asking a mans for his opinion is really problematic because it supports patriarchy, he should just like, listen and believe, not think you know?

Me *motions angrily in the SJWs general direction.

HW: *Pats my shoulder* I know sweatie, but we can't kill them for being stupid.

SJW: Are disaggreeing with me? Because that's like super triggering and you shouldn't do that.

HW: oh no...

Me: triggering...


 * over the next three hours the Royal Makai was forced to contend with a godzilla style rampage performed by the Reptile King. Fortunately the rampage was focused on the various SJWs, Feminists, and White Knights that had been present at the time. Amongst the listed individuals, there were no survivors.

Demon Lord: See, I told you getting Rep to marry the Chief of Police would solve our SJW problem.

DLs Husband: At the cost of half the city.

DL: A small price to pay for getting rid of the greatest evil since the coming of my predecessor.

DL H: I suppose....

DL: And I still win the bet.

DL H: fine... *hands the DL five gold*


 * And so they all lived happily ever after. Except the SJWs. They got eaten by a 315 million year lizard deity.*