Talk:Jabberwock/@comment-27303410-20160425030115/@comment-29038468-20160722013057

After a long day of adventuring and checking in on the other monsters that have made themselves cozy in my ranch, (I'll explain it on my page.) I lie down and try to get some sleep. She meanwhile goes through everything that I've 'aquired' throughout my travels and find the worst 64 game ever...super man 64. "****...oh come on! I so made it through those rings!" She yells. "Can you keep it down? I'm dead tired from work." I tell her. "What work? You're surrounded by tons of monster girls that get a piece of you every day, how is that 'work'?" She asks. "It's a lot more complicated than you'd think love, trust me." I reply. "You're lucky I don't burn the house down because it..." She mutters. "What was that?" I ask."Nothing! Now tell me how to beat this game!" She demands. I groan before putting the level select code and wait it out for her to 'beat' the game. "Well that was stupid." She says. "I know, I know. Here, play this instead." I tell her as I hand her a copy of LoZ:OOT. "Is it better?" She asks. "Much, it's one of the best games ever made, now please let me get my rest." I say to her. "Sure thing." She says back. I go back and lie back down on the couch and an hour after I pass out she comes over and kisses my cheeck and whispers to me. "You're right, it's much better, sweet dreams."