User blog:Ronchellster/WDYD Answer - Inari

- Lady I ... how do I say this? - She approaches me, now so close I can feel your breath. - I we should not ... I mean ...

- You do not like me? - She asks.

- No, I would never say that lady, you're beautiful, you're perfect. - She smiles when I say that. - Wait, that's not what I mean. I am me and you are the lady then.

- You know you're not making sense, does it? - She starts laughing and I blush.

She gently touches my face and kisses me, after that I become paralyzed as she starts taking my clothes leaving me only in his underwear.

- Tonight you can call me by my name. - It gives me another kiss. - I'll call you by your.

She takes off her bra and drop it on the canvas we use as bedding. Her breasts are beautiful, but wait that's not why I'm here. I did not want to use it because it is very unpleasant.

I run my hand for my clothing side and shot a packed herb in cloth. When she gets distracted ... looking south. I chewed the grass which made me foam and lose consciousness.

I wake up the next morning with my head aching and with the breath of a deceased. The herb I chewed is called dragon's tooth, some call it poop dragon because that is the taste.

Now this is the time that I need to give an explanation: Well ... it's a bit long, but if you have time you can hear me talk about her.

I know that Inari since we were two brats who were not old enough to leave the mother's skirt. Whom I knew would say that one day we would end up together and together mean married, but there also had an older boy named Joan who was interested in Shihana, yet again he said he would do all sorts of perverse things with her.

As I was the favorite to be her fiancé he often implied to me, only me. I could not tell anyone because it would only make him beat me more and no one would believe anyway, since he was a saint in front of others, especially in front of Shihana.

One day as we get older he decided to finish off my chances. Joan dragged me to the temple of some forgotten god and made me swear two things: First I should not, never, in any circumstances get married or have any relationship more intimate (short version) with Shihana; Second was never talk about that oath with anyone else, human or not, and also should not want to think about reverse it. Disobeying these oaths will be punished with the pain of a thousand heart attacks and my soul will be condemned to 5,000 of suffering. I like the Shihana, but not worth this much.

Today I have to resist the advances of her until she marries Joan. What is impossible because he died two years after I had taken the oath, there was a flood and drowned while he was sleeping in the room. It also works if I marry someone, but I'm kind of at the end of the waiting list since I'm small, thin, weak and not very smart, not to mention that I have almost thirty so I will not live long, at least I'm not that ugly, life is good, quiet and very boring. I have nothing to complain about.