Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27303410-20170406210333/@comment-33398500-20171021012006

“Ah, another loss of a night...”

This had been my thought going into the bar for a night of drinking with my friends. After all, as the least inclined toward alcohol: able to take it or leave it rather than my liquor-loving friends, I ended up the designated driver for our group every time we went out like this. This meant that my job was essentially trying to contain the chaos that was my drunk friends at a bar, so as they don’t piss off the people around us.

This time, we had gone to a bar Jack and I had earlier in the week, though had never gone into. It seemed almost like a sushi bar at first, with the Japanese-esque decor and visibly large containers of sake on display behind the bar. “Hey, is this a sushi place?” Jack asked the woman behind the bar, as if to confirm my theory.

“No, buddy, this is a mamono bar...” the unamused barmaid, a red oni responded from behind the bar “...this is just the way we decorated it...” she continued, not looking impressed with the group.

I was assuming from the size of those sake containers that they either brew their own, or get a lot of oni business, or potentially both here, the barmaid having her own large bottle next to her, leaving me to wonder if she was going to be getting drunk as the night went on.

As our night at the bar started, the barmaid shot me a knowing smirk as I asked about non-alcoholic beverages, giving an exaggerated, heaving sigh at the idea, not even asking about it, but saying as she handed me a sake bottle “It’s water, kiddo, don’t worry...” she told me quietly after leaning in to avoid the others noticing “...but gotta be careful about it, some of our regulars take it as an affront and decide to teach non-drinkers how to pound ‘em back... whether they want to or not...”

“Sounds quite aggressive, thank you for the consideration...” I managed to get out, despite how awkwardly close the red oni was to me, along with how strong the smell of liquor on her breath was: she’d already been drinking for a while today, despite it not showing...

Going back to our table, it only took a look around to confirm that it was a mamono bar: table after table across the entire bar contained either groups of mamono drinking together, or other groups of them drinking with their boyfriends or husbands, however it worked.

“Damn, look at all the hotties here!” Kyle then practically shouted, sounding like his drinks were already starting to drop his speech filters. He’d even managed to be heard over the general chatter of the rest of the bar, Jack shaking his head, looking like this had put him on edge, having drawn the collective gazes of every eye in the bar. Those with boyfriends had just seemed to laugh and looked back to their own conversations.

The single mamono tables, however, had had their curiosity piqued by the rambunctious young man at our table, some of them seeming to pick one of us out with their eyes and sizing us up.

“Hey, would you shut up, Kyle? You’re drawing too much attention...” I couldn’t help but speak up.

“Oh, you don’t want me to talk about the hotties? Why not? Don’t wanna get anywhere with one?” Kyle then joked, still speaking far more loudly than he needed to, seeming to have misplaced the volume control on his voice.

However, as I continued to attempt to quiet Kyle down, Jack then quietly said “Coming over...” as an ogre stepped over to their table, a smirk on her face as she addressed our table “Hello gentlemen...” she said, as the rest of her table got up and stepped around their table, taking up position as if they had each picked their targets beforehand. “I’m just going to get straight to the point. We like you, and we want you. Now, we could do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours...”

Kyle, giving a smirk to the ogre then said, with no nervousness at all “Oh, and what’s the hard way?”

At this, the Ushi-Oni next to the ogre and behind Kyle gave a grin as the ogre nodded “She’ll show you...” Even as Kyle was being tied up by the Ushi-Oni  before being carried off, the barmaid flashing the Ushi-oni a grin and a thumbs-up as they went to one of the side rooms she had for people to sober up, the rest of the bar now watching the situation with curiosity, one of the other mamono tables looking as if they were kicking themselves that they hadn’t done that.

Unsure where they were going as I attempted to move from my position to stop them, I started “Hey, what are you-“, this was as far as I got, as I felt a hand grab my shoulder “Hey, you’ve got your own choice to make...”

<p class="MsoNormal">Turning around at this, I then saw a blue oni had taken up position behind me “Like she said... I like you, and I want you... now, is it the easy way, or the hard way?” she asked, lewd smile across her face, clearly drunk herself, her clothing showing off her lovely, toned form and heavy chest.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Where did they go...?” I asked confusedly, trying not to answer her right away. “Besides, you’ve been drinking, I don’t think-“

<p class="MsoNormal">At this, she shook her head “Don’t care, I’m gonna get what I want one way or another, cutie... but I’ll show ya where~ Because that’s where we’ll be going~”

<p class="MsoNormal">As I tried to keep the conversation going a moment, I realized we were the only two left at the table, as the other three had already made off with the rest of my friends. “Yeah, in that regard, I think I’ll be off...” I started, rushing toward the door of the bar, only to be tripped by a lamia at the table by the door “Oops~” she said with mock concern.

<p class="MsoNormal">Now flat on my face and trying to get up, the lamia then added “Here, I’ll help you up~” wrapping her tail around me and brining me back to my feet, though not loosening her coils as the blue oni attempted to grab ahold of me. “Hey, leggo my guy!” the blue oni shouted at the lamia now.

<p class="MsoNormal">At this, the lamia then shook her head “Not ‘til I get my finders’ fee!” sounding somewhat tipsy herself, tail swaying back and forth excitedly, now realizing that she intended to join the oni in her fun, having no say in it myself still.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Looks like he chose the hard way... so why not...?” the blue oni agreed, before dragging me off to one of the back rooms, where I could hear the rest of the rooms echoing with sharp moans of pleasure, and the occasional groan of pain.

<p class="MsoNormal">“Your breath just smells so... sober...” the oni then said as the three basically flopping into the room “We’ll change that...” she the continued with a smirk as the lamia kept me coiled at the arms and legs “... and remember...” the two started as the blue oni closed the door before bounding onto me.

<p class="MsoNormal">“...the choice WAS yours...”