Talk:Elf/@comment-28066787-20160613085424/@comment-28790290-20160805140101

"Seeing how it's a bang or get banged world I don't really care about her attitude, who listens to a woman anyway?"


 * Ducks as a arrow flies over head*

"You miss me bitch!" I dive behind the sofa as two more elf servants flank me.

"Do not forget your uncorrupt that can easily change! I have a Succubus on speed dial!!"

Slowly I peek out from the sofa and see they fled, I smile then hop on the sofa stretching then one lands on my stomach and I grunt. "Harem, let's go swimming!!" After catching my breath I see they've taken to wearing the swimsuits I bought and we go swimming.

See guys, Elf are only bitches if you're in public, around other elves or listen to them.