Talk:Wyvern/@comment-72.129.154.205-20160103114112/@comment-28045570-20160327111219

"ok, so there is a simple outcome to both of these options...put down the eggs, and you'll just be locked up for a while. drop the eggs...and i'll kill you myself..."

expecting me to some kind of pussy, smiling, she drops the eggs. although, my wife was already on it. she swoops down and catches the eggs herself. i throw three throwing knives at the bitch, her skull catching all of them. she stumbles backwards, off the cliff. her limp body colliding with a few cliffside rocks before making impact with the water. the ceremony was cancelled due to the shock, but was continued a few days later.

like a boss

le fin