Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-27950421-20180329162644/@comment-36855838-20181013122139

"Well, as long as we're being ridiculous."

I step up between her and the men, it takes less than a second, and I absorb the energy right out of her attacks.

"Yer magic's garbage, an' yer tits're smoll!"

"Raghhhh!!"

A flurry of blue blades, shot back at her through a network of portals.

"Ya wanna be 'avin sex, an' nothin but i'? Come back when yer bo'y and personali'y're less of an eyesore!"

A massive beam, as thick as a tree, easily redirected.

I flashstep behind her.

"Boo."

Another bortal, and she's knocked flat on her face.

"Now, git!"

She slowly stands, and sulks off with the gents.

"An' don' come back 'til you've learned to treak folke nice like, ya hear!?"

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