Talk:Jubjub/@comment-221.186.131.72-20151015161505/@comment-25330482-20151015165530

I sramble out the door only to violently crash to the inn's  Kikimora house keeper and her eldest daughter (who happend to have a crush on me) at the top of the stairs knocking the daugher to the ground. I appologize and give her my hand to help her up. She takes it and looks away bashfuly in embaresment. Not wanting my dick to become some crazt flamingo's perch I awkwardly ask the Kikimora for he daughter's hand in marriage. She looks at me with a smile and immdiately agrees. I then grab her daughter's arm and run into my room to consumate our marrage and not a momonet too soon. Right as a squirt all over the girl's face from her amazing blowjob the JubJub bursts through our third story window. Upon seeing that she didn't make it in time she immdidely starty bawling and clumsily flys out the window. As she glides over the town wall I see her grab some poor sap by the shroulders and crash into a shrubery just past the wall. Not really caring for her my new wife and I contine where we left off.