User blog:DrSanjiZant/Response to Hakutaku WWYD

You're in Hakutaku-sensei's class one afternoon when she's going over today's lesson on the blackboard. You're passing along a note to a classmate. In it is a fairly detailed list of rather lewd things the author would like to do to Hakutaku-sensei's body, along with some fairly detailed illustrations of the positions sensei would look best in.

Suddenly you hear Hakutaku-sensei call out your name as she turns around and walks from the blackboard towards your desk.

"I'm sorry today's lessons are so boring for you- but is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?" she asks, holding out her hand and fully expecting you to turn over the note.

What Do You Do?

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"Shit, shit shit shit..." I mutter under my breath. With a gulp, I shake my head and laugh nervously.

"Ab...absolutely note! Not! NOT! I would not! Uh... Miss Tiel, I don't feel goodIneedthebathroom!" With a dust cloud behind me, I race past the others, most of whom are monster girls. With a horror struck look, I race down the hallway, before slamming into the restroom and panting as I sit in a stall.

"Come on, come on... flush.. flush you damn...!"

"Sanji Zant! You did not receive a pass! Please come out of the bathroom so I may at least give you one!"

'''Noooooooo! Why did she follow me?! Why!''' I felt my anime tears flow down my cheeks, as I walk back out, then toward the door. Holding my passbook to her, I try to keep my skin as covered as possible. No way am I letting her know what was on THAT note.

"Thank you, Sanji... now, when you return, i would like to kn-WHOA!" Suddenly, she falls over somehow. I knew that was going to happen, since she is the klutziest tea... wait, she's gonna fall over on me!

"No, no, NONONONONO-!" With a loud thud, our heads connect, the skin touching right on our foreheads. Immediately, she can see the note.. and the dirty, dirty things that were written on it. She could see who wrote it... and that for weeks, I'd been imagining even more lewd things, such as tying her up in class and making her my wife... in front of the whole class.

Our eyes stare at each other for a second, before we spring apart.

"...D....do not... I... Report to me, after you finish your... bathroom break."

'''Ah crap... why me...'''

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<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Stumbling back to class, knowing what punishment is coming, I stand before the door and take a deep breath. Opening the door, I get ready for her to... to... oh... Oh my... JACKPOT!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">"N...Now class, th...this is a ... lesson on... m..Monster and hu...human relationship... Mister Sanji, pl....please come to the front of the class with me." Miss Tiel is dressed in just her hat... and that's all. Every curve, every shape of her body... I can see it all.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">The guys stare at us, before two give a whistle.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">"DO IT! WRECK HER LIKE AN EXPENSIVE CAR!"

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">"YOU DA MAN! SAN-JI, SAN-JI! WHOOO!"

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">"Go easy on him, Miss Tiel~! I want him next~!"

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">"Piss off, bitch! He's gonna be a Dragon's husband! He's gonna learn every weakness of us, so why not let the best of the best have him! AHAHHAAAHAHAAHA!"

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">The boys grin and watch as the monster girls begin arguing, while I stand before Miss Tiel. She looks back, blushing dark red as we look at each other.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">"...L...let's begin the lesson."