Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-460372-20200621050714/@comment-45912997-20200621182730

"Um, Hi?" I say to the woman in a pointy hat looking down at me. She jumps down and starts giving a speech in a strange language, but stops mid-way once she realizes that I can't understand her.

"You're an adventurer? She asks in English, I nod."Yep. My name's L, and you?" "I'm Oppa."

"Okay," I stare up to the hole on the ceiling, i then look at Oppa again and ask her what her dramatic entrance was about. She smirks and pulls out a large ruby from between her boobs. "I have a deal for you, little adventurer. I'll give you this Ruby if you become my husband and let me travel with you." She places the ruby back between her rack and leans towards me, pressing her boobs together, "So, do we have a deal L?"

I Ponder for a moment. It has been lonely for the past few weeks, surely it wouldn't hurt to say yes. "Sure, I'll be your husband." I say while my face glows a bit red.

Oppa smiles, and suddenly pulls me into a deep kiss. Once she pulls our lips away, she places my head between her boobs and strokes my hair.

"A wise choice. I promise to always be by your side during our adventures, my dear husband~."