Talk:Pixie/@comment-26517142-20190411181353/@comment-39280634-20200218105745

While their proportions make them unbonable, I'm more put-off by the 'fiendish tendencies' than anything. I wouldn't mind having one as a companion, but I bet she'd be a little shit, pulling pranks on me and sneaking into my pants to... embarras me in public.

Me: (after being pranked) 'Hey, didn't you said you'd stop that ?! I saved you outta that spider web, remember ?'

Pixie: 'Hehehehe ! You want gratitude ? Get a fairy. Hihihihi !'

Me: 'Why you little !'


 * commence Benny Hill chase scene