Board Thread:Off Topic / Fun and Games/@comment-27950421-20181117000237/@comment-37629772-20190104113328

Twist: You age at a increased rate. When you die, who will defend the human folk from the Lilims?

Superpower: Be a swosh-buckling, corn-chuckling, wife-fuckling Captain of a merry gang of Sand Shark pirates who, if you read the description fully, are all your wives.