Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26052600-20160203043235/@comment-26852465-20160221141433

"Gaaaah fine!" DM, now stressed out, finally hit the point of 'screw it.' He whipped it out, and with unhealthy lacks of hesitation, stuck it in the hole. While he could be considered "polite" DM certainly wasn't quite at a gentleman level yet.

''"Goodness.. what the fuuuuuuuuudge..." ''The hole... reacted strangely. rather than behave like a vagina, it slurped up the spirit energy from DM without further copulation.. and the door opened. No faster than he had stuck it in, DM withdrew his dire organ, trembling heavily as he took point and marched through the door.

''"These perverts..." ''he whispered angrily, his fists clenching and unclenching. "I'll give em all a stern talking to."