Talk:Kunoichi/@comment-71.50.9.110-20150511063641/@comment-26219553-20150705155656


 * reads letter*

"Well, shit. Wait, she knew where to send it? Shit, how long have I go- wait... she'd check here first, right? I have an idea!"


 * checks letter, hoping for return address. No luck*

"Okay, this is probably stupid enough to work."


 * goes on an impromptu (i.e. only packed a bedroll and provisions for the night) camping trip in the woods for the rest of the day and following night before returning home*


 * returns home, lives in paranoia for a week or so. Nothing happens apart from people giving me funny looks*

"Guess it worked."

The moral of this anecdote?

When you're being hunted, the best place to hide is one that they've already checked.