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"HELP!!! HELP!!!" a voice cries out, grabbing Saitama's attention.

He cranes his neck to find a terrified Weresheep running at him. She leaps to his rear and cries out, "The Order! The Order is after me!"

About five seconds later a large man in a metallic suit runs up to the duo carrying a sniper rifle. On his shoulder plates are emblems of the Ordee. He points to Saitama and orders sharply, "You there! Step away from that devilish whore!"

"Devilish whore?" Saitama repeats in confusion, looking to the cowering Weresheep.

"Monster sympathizer eh? Well I'll just kill the both of you then!" the soldier declares as he trains his weapon on the head of the Weresheep, but before he can fire he feels a powerful force smash through his armor and knock him away at a great distance. The humiliated Order soldier's landing spot is in a landfill.

Saitama wipes his hands after the punch and says, "That takes care of him."

The Weresheep jumps up in her hero's face and repeatedly cries out with a joyful smile, "OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!"

(New PFP. An owl who is quite tired of your crap.)