Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170731082116/@comment-34263048-20190421181458

Living in order town has it's perks. Just as much it has disadvantages. The disadvantages are mainly ones that you have somewhat restricted trade, and anything and everything that might be somethign to do with monsters is banned, except if it is known to be item that helps you in killing them. The advantages are that you can walk freely outside withuot the fear of getting killed off by them, that's what is usually claimed at least, or worse. The man on the street was clearly getting publicly humiliated by the hellhound, before facing much more unpleasent things. The other advantage is that most houseshave at least some security measures built in to them, in case of monster invasion. Even thuogh being this far in order territory it's unlikely that those would ever be needed.

I have not maintained the security systems. My grandfather -rest in piece- never needed them, even thuogh he built the house over 50 years ago. neither did my father -Rest in piece-, who barely ever maintained them, and I have never needed them since I inherited the house. The lack of maintenance was because order was spreading it's infuence, and we are good 60 miles from the order and neutral border and there is at least 3 towns between the border and the city I live in. We should have heard a word from potential invasion before the monsters attack this city.

I take a peek betwen the curtains, it seems relatively quiet now. Good, I can go check if can I open the bunker enterance in the backyard. It's built to be a hideout just for these kinds of situations, and there is running water inside, and according to my waterbill the pipes arent leaking trough at least yet. There also should be some canned food, althuogh I never have checked, last time the hatch to the bunker was opened I was 5 years old, and that was 30 years ago. I reach the shack at the back of my yard, and quikly slip in, then I need to move the lawnmover and some other tools before I found the loose plywood panel on the floor. I lift the plywood and find the hatch, rusted and grimy, this allready doesn't look too good. I tried opening the hatch, first my hand, then by crowbar, but it was futile attmpt, the hatch was rusted shut so tightly it might as well been welded. There was no hope opening it without proper equipment.

Throwing the crowbar at the hatch I decide to get back in the house, winching as I hear the loud metallic clang. I shuoldnt give away my position even thuogh I'm frustrated, it's downright idiotic behavior especially in this kind of situation. All I can do now is hope nothing heard it. But as I step out to my back yard I almost bump in to one the cow like girls. Was this minotaur or holstaur? Wait, Minotaur was the muscular one, holstaur the slightly chubby with huge boobs, At least this isn't as deadly. Our eyes lock and for a second we just stare eachothers, she was clearly just coming towards the shack, probably as she heard me throwing the crowbar.

While I'm still standing frozen of the sight, she starts approaching, a weak smile forming on her face, Just now I realize how large she is, I'm just under 6 foot tall so she must be close to 7. althuogh if I remember things from the order church correctly Holstaurs aren't that dangerous, though monster is allways a monster.

-"Would you milk me?"

-"What?" my mind is racing did she just ask me to milk her? that's absurd.

She starts opening her shirt as she is closing the distance between us way too fast for my liking.

-"I'm loking for someone to milk me, and someone I could milk while he's miliking me, so would you milk me?"

Now that sound just as absurd, but apparently I heard her correct the first time.

-"Sure, Please come in, I have a good place just in here." I answer and open the door of the shack for her.

Her smile widens and she seems quite happy, as she get's to me, and tries to guide me in before her.

-"Oh no no, Ladys first, allways" I object, and she accepts and starts bending over so she could fit trouch the small door of the shack

I have to admit, that it was hard to keep my eyes off from her chest, the two globes almost the size of ripe watermelons, and the way they were swaying on the same level as my neck. I allmost wanted to bury my face in to them, even thuogh I'm more in to butts than boobs.

For couple seconds I watch as she struggles to fit trough the door, and soon as she get's in, I slam the door shut behind her, and flip the small wooden clasp that basicly locks the door. There is no handle on the inside, and I dont expect the lock hold her more than couple seconds, but that's all I need to get a head start towards the house. And sure enough when I'm half way across the yard I hear a crack as the clasp brakes as she pushes the door open. That how ever doesn't matter, She can't catch me before I run up the couple staires, and close the door of the house behind me. dropping a hefty wooden bar to bar the door. No way she could get in now.

The next half an hour passes while she is walking around the house, begging me to come to milk her, but I have secured the doors and windows are too high for her to get in. Eventually I see the monterous horde starting to retreat, some of them dragging men with them, though well over half of them empty handed, I note that huge majority of them are holstaurs, and eventually the hostaur on my yard joins the horde.

The siege seems to come to an end. Althuogh I for sure keep my doors locked for the night.

Which I found to be a very good plan, as the siege definitely didn't end. there was a second wave, I look out of the as a bunch of some form of pink'ish rabbit monsters appear. I'm not an expert in monsters, but think they are march hares, rather than were rabbits. How ever how the heck they are here, shuoldn't they be living in some demonrealm or another plane of existance, how the heck they ended up here.

How ever I do kinda like rabbits, I have couple as a pets, as they are so cute little fluffballs, so something in them draws me to stay in the window. I just want to watch as they hop about, past my home deeper in to the city, I stay in the window for good 5 minutes wathing as they pass. How ever just as the main part of the group has passed one of them looks directly at my window, and starts headig towards my house. CRAP!

Not long and she starts calling me in front of the door, and I see more of them starting to look my way, I need to get her to stop shouting, before she attracts something more dangerous here, so I rush to the front door, and tell her that she doesn't need to shout. A long, and completely insane discussion ensues, and as I can't see over the fence from the bottom floor I have no clue is there more monsters out on the street, so to keep her relatively quiet I stick on with the discussion, Even thuogh majority of it is such insanity and full of sexual innuendos, that I was going insane just due the conversation.

Just what's up with these girls? As long as I remember they are here to deceive, and to harm, if not to ensalve or kill you, That's what order church has been teaching as long as I remember, but, one asked me to milk her, and this one is just insane. But neither seemed dangerous or harmful, There must be deception in there somewhere that I don't see.

The insane converstaion went on for nearly an hour, and in the end it got even weirder. She wanted me to "come in", even thuogh I was inside, and she was outside. and she told me that she has to leave soon. Which would be great, because of the insanity of the conversation, which I couldn't follow at all, even thuogh I was the other participant of it, I was going insane myself.

Eventually how ever she left, and I returned upstaires in my bedroom to see the pink fluffy bunnygirls retreating, thuogh there seemed to be notably less of them, and not a single man with them. At least other men have found safety, it was just the slow ones who couldnt get away from the holstaurs, and the hares must be going away by different route... right... right?

Though what I saw coming next was werecats. I tried to rush upstaires, just to make sure all the windows were secured, I could skip my bedroom, I knew it was locked but I often left the other bedroom windows slightly open just so that the air would move a bit better, afterall this is rather old house and there isn't airconditioning in here. How ever as I opened the door to the bedroom, I found out that I was too late. As one of these agile beasts had climed the tree outside and was now standing on the narrow ledge outside the window, and her claw was just long enough that she reached the latch that locked the window.

My desperate rush to hold the window closed ended up being me crashing against the window, as the window opened just before I could get a hold of it. and before I could get back on my feet she was all over me, clawing me from all over my body. Thankfully I still had my jeans and loose hoodie on, as they protected me from her claws, as we wrestled on the spare bedroom's floor. Now I'm not a fighter, I can barely deliver a punch, but I have done some wrestling in my youth, and if there is a grapple hold, I know it. Problem ended up being that she seemed to be quite able to get away from my grapples, as she was so swift and agile.

At one point, when she ended up on top of me, practicly sitting on my face I was sure I was a goner. But if I'm forced to fight from my life, I'm not giving up. Even thuogh I was getting exhausted. She probably thuoght she won at that time, and I managed to still flip the tables, and get I finally got a grip that she couldn't escape from. therefore I managed to throw her out of the window she had entered. Her agaility really surprised me there, as she was allready almost back at the window, when I managed to close it just in front of her.

My grandfather had placed metal bars on the windows, so nothing could get in, I had been stupid enough to remove them, as they made the building look ugly in my opinion. I rememberd to take a mental note, that the bars would go back in to the windows, first thing after the siege ends.

Now looking at my self, I was surprised that I had only few light scrathes on me, none of them had drawn blood. althuogh there wasnt much left from my hoodie, or my jeans. It allmost seems like she didn't intend to hurt me at all, more like she was trying to remove my clothes... her claws were certainly long enough that she could have seriously injured me... Bah... I just got lucky, that's what happened. I take a glance at the window, and she's no longer there. Yeah, I got lucky.

Being quite exhausted after the fight in the spare bedroom, and as it starts getting late, I walk to my bedroom, and flop on my bed. the monsters have seemingly been coming in waves, roughly an hour between each wave. If that keeps up I can afford to rest about 20 minutes now, so I set my alarm clock, and doze off for a while.

I wake on the alarm, quikly shutting it off, and take a peek outside. I see some werecats leaving, but it's allmost like there would be blue lights approaching. The intensity of the light is quite low, but the area it covers in the distance is large, and that worries me. I don't remember anything that could cause that kind of phenomenon. That's until I see one of them.

A Raiju, second mosnter of the raid that is described as extremely dangerous, counting in the hellhound that dragged away my neighbour. Still slightly drowsy from my nap, I start thinking what should I do, when I see another climbing on my neighbours roof. The chimney!

If werecat is small and agile, Raiju is smaller and twice as agile. one of them could probably be slim enough that they could descent trough my chimney. I rush downstaires, and in to kitchen and take a roll of paper towels, and some empty cerial cartons, yesturdays newspaper, and lighter and rush to the fireplace in the livingroom. I quikly tear some of the papers in to the fireplace and throw some sticks and smaller logs in there, and start fiddling with the lighter. But the lighter wont work, But then again, I should have known that, it died couple weeks ago when I was trying to set up a barbaque.

I keep klicking the igniter praying that there would be some life left in it, as I hear a light thump inside the chimney. and just seconds later the stopcock flings out of place and the raiju drops in my fireplace. Just as I get the lighter lit.

I drop the lighter and start rushing towards the bathroom, not even bothering trying to close the door behind me. I wouldn't have time for that. If Raiju uses electricity to kill it's victims, maybe it's wounerable to water. At least that's my reasoning as I rush in to shower, and get the water running. I point the showerhead towards her, and immidietly get zapped unconcious by the electricity that is coursing around and in her.

Some time later, I regain my conciousness, and I see the raiju still half unconious twitching and moaning just inside the bathroom door. The lightning that covered her body has dissipated, just some small shocks zapping in her hair, and between her fingers anymore. so apparently managed to short circuit the lighting, That was a long shot, but it worked. To my surprise I see what looks like young girl, lying on the floor completely nude. Noting that she is a vicious monster I should kill her there. But... She looks so human, I couldn't do it. I dont even bother to try, I know there wouldn't be enough man in me to actually do it. Yet, I most definitely I can't leave her there, afterall she would attack soon as she regains her conciousness.

I turn off the water, and carefully approach her, step over her, and carefully give her couple prods with my feet. But she just keeps shaking and moaning, so I assume that she's still out cold. About this time I realize that I have quite a irritating erection in my pants, but as of now I cant do anything about it. the very forst priority is to get her out of my house, before she kills me.

I get to the front door, and see that the street is nearly empty, at least as far as I can see as the fence on my front yard blocks out most of the street from the bottom floor. I quickly go grab the Raiju and start draggin her outside, but just as I reach the front porch I hear someone calling out on the street.

I pull back the last step so I can get her outside, Just as I hear some swearing and commotion coming from the street. As I look back, I see couple statues that I dont own on my driveway, they are depicting werewolfs, which is odd. But then I see a lamia of sorts slithering in from the gate, And that's when everything goes blank.

I dont know what happened, but I woke up in a rather fine bed, sore and stiff in every possible way. and my face was covered in snakes, which is kind of terrifying as snakes terrify me. I barely remember it myself, but when I was a child a snake bit me, and I almost died back then. As I was frozen from fear, I felt something large on top of me, the ankes moved away like they would have been picked up, and I saw a medusa coiled on top of me.

What happened next, well I guess you know allready...