Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-99.184.74.157-20190618081630

You were hanging out with your two brothers just drinking while all of your wives are out (Hellhound, Dragon, and Jinko) When suddenly after a large night of drinking you get the bright idea to see if the ancient greeks were actually gay. Your wives walk in to see all of you in your underwear covered in olive oil wrestling with eachother. How do you three explain it? 