Talk:Ren Xiongmao/@comment-27303410-20160421205113/@comment-30655593-20170610211018

''My hand would ball up into a fist, getting ready to beat the guy a nice shade of blue until I saw the guys bright purple eyes. I then un-ball my fist and pitch the tip of the guy's nose. ''

Mek:"That's not funny..." ''Catherine, my Ren Xiongmao girlfriend would give us a confused look. ''

Catherine:"Uh... do you know that guy?"

Mek:"Yes, I do know this guy... or should I say cheeky cat!" The guy would then laugh a bit.

Guy:"Oh come on Mek, it was just a prank." A pink mist would then surround him for a second and he would be replaced with a Cheshire Cat wearing a polka-dot swimsuit.

Mek:"I don't care if it was a prank, I could have really hurt you there."

Catherine:"So... who's she?"

Mek:"She's a friend who likes to get into trouble and when it all goes south comes running to me for help... Coretta..."

Coretta:"I get it, I get it. You don't want me to get hurt, I see." She then disappears into a mist of blue and appears behind Mek.

Coretta:"Even if you tried to fight me I would have had enough tricks up my sleeves to keep you running in circles all day." She says with a chuckle.

Mek:"Yeah... anyways, let's continue our walk, Catherine."

Catherine:"OK... let's go get ice cream!"

Coretta:"Yeah! I'm coming too!"

Mek:"I'd assume you would..." ''They then went and got ice cream... the end.''