User blog:MekRex101/A stupid idea (or maybe not...)

WWYD by ReailtyWarper

You and your friends are getting drunk with beer and daring each other to do stupid shit. Now it's your turn.

"Hey, you remember that Jinko bouncer at the bar crossing the street?"

"Oh, you mean the 7ft mountain of muscle that beats the crap out of Minotaurs and Ogres that wreck shit at the bar on a daily basis like if they were fragile lamias?"

"Yeah that one, also I heard that lately, she is more irritable and even more aggressive because her mating season just passed and she couldn't find a mate."

"So what about her?"

"Oh, nothing..... I was just thinking of a challenge to (your name)"

(Your friend looks at you)

"(Your name) I challenge you to get into that bar and give those Jinko 8 pack abs a good licking."

What would you do?

My response

"You do realize I'm not doing that unless there's something in it for me." I say.

"OK, fifty dollars if you do it." He then takes out a roll of cash.

...Well then.

"Alright you got me, I'll do it... by the way where the hell do you get your cash?" I ask hoping, that I could do what he's doing.

"Oh, I'm a male stripper."

"...So your not going to tell me."

"Yup."

Ass.

I then get up to walk over to the Jinko bouncer but before I could even take one step I hear my friend say.

"Man, can't wait to see you get the crud beaten out of you!"

I give my friend an annoying look and keep walking.

Man, I need new friends.

I head across the street to the club next door to the bar that I and my friends were hanging out were in. After I get there I notice that the line for getting in was just a few people so I wait for the rest of the people to clear up so I could have a better chance to talk to her without being rushed.

''Man... how am I going to do this?''

After about fifteen minutes of waiting for the line to dissipate I walk up to her.

"Do you want in?" She asks.

"Uh no, I-" She then interrupts me.

"Then screw off." She then looks away and stares at the non-existent line in front of her.

Well, isn't she rude as hell?

"Hey, I just wanted to talk to you." I the give her a small smile

"Talking doesn't pay the bills." She replies.

"So... can I lick your abs?" I then say out of nowhere, smooth. She then stares at me.

"Do... do you have a muscle fetish?" She says.

''What kind of bullcrap have I gotten myself into? Are fifty dollars really worth my dignity? Know what, abandon the mission, I'm done, screw the money.''

I then do to walk away when suddenly a hand grabs me.

"Hey, I asked you a question." She gives me a cold stare... but blushing?

"Oh forget what I said." I give her a nervous smile and struggle to get out of her grip

"Well... if you want to I'll let you." She the looks to the ground

"Well, thanks!" I replied

Well at least I'm not going to get my ass kicked 

I then start kneeling down to do the deed when I feel her grab my sleeve and start to head inside.

"Uhh wait where are we going?" I ask, afraid that she decided to do something more violent

"You thought we were going to do it outside? We're going to do it in private." She seems a little more cheerful than before.

Crap, now the guys can't see me.

"Well, I kinda wanted some fresh air to so..." She's ignoring me, isn't she?

She then passes a Lamia at one of the counters and says.

"I'm going on break, take care of the entrance please."

We then enter a room that looks like a break room and she turns to me.

"Just to let you know my mating season just passed so I'm kinda frustrated so thanks for helping me realise my stress!" She then locks the door.

"Wait, hold on, I thought I was just going to lick your abs?" I the realize that I went too far to go back.

"Yea, you are but then some." She then pushes me onto a couch.

"Wow, hang on we just met." I start to panic.

"You're the one that asked to lick my abs." She got me there.

"...Fine..."

Two hours later my friends see me leave the club and walk back into the pub.

"So... you don't look beat up." One friend says.

I sit down and give all my friends a grin.

"Well I licked her abs... and then some." Everyone starts laughing.

"I had no idea you were a comedian!" I then pull out a piece of paper with a certain jinko's number on it and he stares in disbelief.

"So... can I have that money now?"

''Fifty dollars and a new, hot girlfriend? Gotta say this has been one of the best days I had in a while!''