Talk:Hellhound/@comment-31401828-20170402115812/@comment-27950421-20170404200933

Nah guys, I wouldn't be replaced by a Dark Priest, they have me on their flee on sight list. Been there ever since the first door to door dark priest tried to convert me


 * Elsewhere a Darl Priest stands at a podium in front of a crowded village.

DP: Listen friends, for I bring the good new. You see, since history began, we have been at odds, not only between gods and demons, humans and monsters, but at odds with ourselves. For too long, we have been told who we should fuck and how much we should fuck. The Order demands that we fuck as little as possible and never should a man and mamono fuck. The Radical Faction demands that men only fuck mamono. The Sabbath demands that men only fuck little girls. And those who follow the fallen god demand that we be fucking at all times, without a moment to rest and do other things that are also badassed and awesome.


 * she slams her hands on the podium

DP:BUT NO LONGER!!! For I have been shown the light. For I now know the true lord! The true KING! No longer must we be forced to not fuck the smexy monster girls out our door steps. No longer will we be forced to to be blue balled so that we may please a prudish god, nor must exhaust ourselves, fucking until it's not fun anymore for the entertainment of corrupted deities and demons! For the true ruler of this world cares not on how much and who you fuck! His glorious will is directed to far more important concerns than what we do with our genitals! He grants us our freedom! The freedom to fuck who we want, however much we want!


 * a banner unfurls behind her

DP: Let us give thanks to our Lord amd Savior/Destroyer, Lord Gojira!!!!


 * The crowd cheers


 * back with me

Good times...