User blog comment:The Reptile King/The Battlefield/@comment-27550231-20160523013246/@comment-27950421-20160526024303

I suddenly appear, standing on a summoning circle a few yards away, "You're right. The Mollusk King would never do that. He'd just force feed you a shit ton of demon realm produce, strip you naked, lock you in a room filled with horny mindflayers and tentacle rape Aabi while he's waiting for them to fuck you into a submissive little man whore. You do not understand how big of an asshole that guy is."

A magitek beeper starts to go off in pocket, "Ooh, my fillet Mignon is finished!"

I immediately disappear.

A crumbling sound is heard from the wall drawing BTRs and Aabi's attention. Before they can react the wall collapses inwards sending them tumbling into a rather large bathroom. They notice a pair of scaly claws in front of their face. They look up to see that those claws belonged to Evra who had just gotten a towel wrapped around herself after having tacken shower to wash the gold slime off. They also notice that she is rather displeased to see them. By displeased I of course mean that Evra was so pissed the Gigant would probably run away.

Smoke begins to waft out of Evras mouth, "First some slime bitch eats my gold. Then she wrecks my treasure room to fight my husband. Now I have my husbands perverted friend and his moronic suit of armor breaking down the wall to my personal bathroom to peek on me while I'm showering..."

Before either of them can attempt to correct her incorrect assumption they find themselves being hurled out the hole they had with a very angry roar.