Talk:Umi Osho/@comment-23979607-20170303225130/@comment-27950421-20170303225656

6. Get stepped on by Gamera

7. Inadvertently cause the whirlwind romance between the poor Uni Osho and the heroic man who saved her during a kaiju attack

8. Everyone lives happily ever after, except for you and the evil kaiju that Gamera murdered.