Talk:March Hare/@comment-25086543-20150502070644

you are at death's door right now. you are about to introduce your new March Hare wife that you met on a camping trip a few weeks ago, to your parents. you mentioned to them over the phone that you found a 'special someone' over the phone. what they dont know is that your 'special someone' is an extremly horney March Hare that wont even leave you alone for one second. and your parents have Tetragynophobia (fear of mamono). what should you do?