User blog:GoldenDiva/WWYD: Nothing serious

Trying to run away from some bullies you made it to a graveyard, then you were found by a Hellhound, raped by her and made into her husband.

The following day as you were walking through the town, the bullies began to mess with you but your wife stepped in and beat them up.

However now everyone in your town is laughing at you because "You need a girl to fight your battles, haha!"

What do you do?

(Note it is an order town, but the town has a treaty with mamono realms that they won't harm monster girls and their husbands in exchange for a guarantee that no matter what, monser girls will never invade or monsterize the town. Hellhounds are allowed in the town's graveyards as a natural protection against grave robbers. So this is why you have not been lynched or arrested.)

- OK, so I usually just read around, but this one is pretty funny, so let me put this in perspective:

''So, you've got a lady. She wants to be leads and in fact demands it. So you give it to her. Due to her nature and wisdom(just go with it), she also takes the important decisions regarding what to do and not to do and such. So you let her do that. Sometimes, she can also be somewhat stubborn and push you around, just enough for you to get annoyed from time to time, but nothing bad enough for you to act like some mannequin, but you put up with that.Why is that? Because, chances are, if you're the husband of one, you know underneath all of that, lies a very caring, loving lady that while could be described as sometime very stubborn, is not only very endearing of yourself, but is also not above letting certains things go. And you're fine with that, because it works.''

''So, that same lady, who acts tough just to be able to provide protection and love to the one she loves also gave the finger to authoritant gods who like to prance around like they own everything. Yea, them.''

''So, this lady who flipped every since one of them is walking with you, as you do your daily things. And all the others, because their mindsets are stuck in the whole {If you're not the one leading, then you're a bitch boy that can be stepped on} are all laughing are you? Haha, if that's how they react, then I guess their supposed loved one would bail their asses. I wouldn't be surprised.''

{As for the answer}

''Well, as the man and his wife walked through the city, his mind steeled against petty mockery, his would ignore them, and in fact be pretty damn confident alonside her with the same confident smug. Then, the casual bullies that like to beat on a dead horse lug around, thinking of beating him up. This time, the man's significant half just grinned and watched. They looked at each other''

''"Aw, he thinks he can win." the first brawler said''

''"How cute." the other added''

''So the two lunge at the "feeble" man, feeling arrogant until the last second, where he took a boxing stance. Seconds later, those who laughed at the man were all silent, their jaws wide opened as the man who married a hellhound stood over the broken but still very alive, barely consious. Well, all except her,of course. She just walked to him and nudged him a bit.''

"Seems those lessons I gave you are really useful to emasculate that backward of a town" she laughed out.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"Indeed, my muse" he laughed as well.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">''Walking side by side, none ever dared laughed at him, for the one that "emasculated" him had taught him how to boxe, although he would willignly relegate to support if they were ever to find themselves in a serious fight. He obliged gladly. ''