Talk:Dark Elf/@comment-31441261-20170305192046/@comment-24026095-20170309170954

Thank you very much. That means I'll need to give her 66% of my semen this time instead of 100%, so I should have enough strength to walk home.

Let's take a look at my request to your supplier. HOLY FUCK! I asked her for some beaten eggs!!!!! Now she might grab my eggs and whack them with a wooden spoon! I'm out of here. *straps on a titanium steel chastity belt*