Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28358106-20160621173144/@comment-28358106-20160622040603

(Hound and Snakes both)  I wave my hand. "It's no intrusion, really, I asked Praetor to come along because...well, I thought it would be best.  And Tack came along to help, and she eventually summoned her Lord.  I didn't do any of it, really; I was just there to study the indigenous Golemnic runes.  But now that you've brought me this shipment, I can finally get started proper.  Of course, you're welcome to stay for dinner.  And you too, Snakes.  I'm glad you like my place, and you're always welcome here.  It's not often that we get guests.  But, I'm going to level with you guys on something."

I put my arms around both of your necks in a friendly fashion, then slowly pull you together so our heads are close. I whisper, "Now, I've had a raging homesickness for the last forty-eight hours, an ill with only one cure.  When the clock chimes ten, I'm going to lead my lovely wife by the hand up those foyer stairs, cast a glyph of silence on the room, and spend the next ten hours doing my best to pin her to those godsdamned arachne silk sheets she asked for last year until I'm an empty husk on the floor.  And so help me, if anything keeps me from my appointed rounds..." a vein pops out of my head, "There WILL be blood."

I let go and slap you both on the backs. "So, dinner in an hour.  Let's get out of the rain, gentlemen, and play some cards until the dinner bell."

[sorry guys, seven messages get posted before I see even one]