Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34163681-20190125053752/@comment-34904368-20190125110908

Not wanting to be part of some orgy, seeing as Hellhounds make a racket and Werewolves are very ferocious, I quickly turned off every light in the room, turned off the computer, and slowly lifted the window up to get to the fire escape.

In doing so, I accidentally knocked over my Ultimate Ninja Challenge trophy from when I was just a lad, hitting the ground in a cahaphony of noise.

Ironic.

Abandoning all hopes of a silent getaway, the fire escape was the first thing on my mind. I dived through the window, shattering it and scrambling down the fire escape. I skipped stairs as the door in my room shattered and three monsters dived in. By then I was halfway down.

I knew the city like the back of my hand, and as soon as I dropped down I’d be untouchable. Slipping through the shadows like a gho-

The Werewolf swung down from a higher rung and snatched me by the arm, immediatly tackling me to the metal grate below. The hellhound and inari followed suit.

What followed was six hours of sweaty sex on the fire escape. And three new girlfriends! City wasn’t so bad after all.

(Gonna work on some older WWYDs now.)