Talk:Elf/@comment-26948680-20151205213847/@comment-25808351-20151206085933

I stood in the doorway with my arms folded as my roommates argued. Eventually they noticed me and I stepped in. Taking the Dwarfs side, I pleaded with the Elf to wear her outfit. "Pleeeeeeeeease? Come on, why must you be so stubborn?" I ask. She turns away with an annoyed look on her face. She spins back around and says, "FINE! Under one condition! YOU will wear a costume of MY choosing next Halloween!" Without hesitation I agree, a decision I regret immensely later, but that's a story for another time.

With a deal struck, we put on our outfits and leave. We arrived at the party later in the evening to surprise the children. Admittedly, I was very nervous. I knew a lot of kids would be there. Out of our friends attending there was quite a bunch. Each kid sat on my lap, one by one they told me what they wanted for Christmas. Everything was fine until an Inari kid sat down and whispered into my ear what she wanted for Christmas. I won't repeat what she said, but let's just say it involved me and a Christmas I'd never forget.

Surprisingly, I was having blast and children all seemed to be having fun too. I couldn't help but notice my roommates blushing the whole time. Unfortunately, it was that time of the night. The party was dying down and kids were falling asleep. We said our goodbyes and left. On the way home it was very quiet, my roommates seemed to be lost in thought. The snow gently falling as we got home.

Once inside the house I took off my fake beard, but before I could do anything else, my roommates bum rushed me. They pushed me to the floor and began taking turns passionately kissing me. When I asked what this was about, they said (at the same time) "we want you for Christmas." Best Christmas EVER!