Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-31749612-20170703053205/@comment-1640720-20170908151252

Madrich Rosh wrote: Paralyzed in terror, I cannot move. She wraps my body in a cocoon of web, my eyes being the last part covered. And all goes dark. The next time I see light, I'm in a subterranean tunnel, the abandoned project of a new subway line. "Welcome home, 'sex toy'". The arachne is above me while I'm laying down in a web 5m above the ground. "This is not home..." Is my first answer. "It is now. The giant ants are linking this tunnel to the building you live, so you can see it as an upgrade. Your building and the humans living there a among the few last humans not yet monsterized or married to a monster. But this will change soon." "So... This is what's happening? People are being kidnapped... All in the shadows... How?" "Oh, a kunoichi assassination in the town hall, allies infiltrated as police officers, a ratatoskr changing some crucial commas in the messages... This city was already doomed even before we started. There are 1800 monsters living in the closest forest seeking for husbands and food. Wild animals are ok, but human food is a whole new level!" Don't worry, you will find your neighbor later. He's right now marrying Hillary the mantis, she's adorable and was always a good neighbor of mine back in the forest." "But... If people are getting married to monsters, why are you calling me 'sex toy' and not husband?!" "Hm, yes. My sex toy. I'm more into D/s relationship, so you're my husband AND submissive, while I'm your dominant wife. And sex toy is going to be your sub nickname, understand, sex toy?" And that's how I became a sex toy and was forced to read Fifty Shades of Gray by my wife. It sucks. That was a nice read. Thanks for that.