Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35836714-20180812121305/@comment-27950421-20180905133610


 * the next day

A answer yet another knock on the door to find a Valkerie

The Valkerie smiles, "Hello young hero! Today is a glorious day for you have been chosen by the Cheif God to rise up as a true hero and banish the-"

I start to close the door, "No."

She blocks the door, "Please noble champion only you can save this world from the foul corruption that pollutes it!"

I stare at her, "You a masochist?"

She blushes and stammers, "W-what, NO! I would never be p-perverse as-"

I interrupt her, "Well I apologize then."

I whip out my stun gun and taze the hell out her, slamming the door shut as she lets out a suspiciously orgasmic scream.

My dads stands their with a cup of coffee, "W-was that an Angel?"

I flop down on the couch, "Yes dad."

He looks to me with an expression of pure joy, "And she wanted you to be a champion of god?"

"Yes dad"

"Does this mean that you've finally given up on-"

I interrupt him, "No dad"

"BUT THAT WAS A LITERAL ANGEL OUTSIDE!"

I look at him, "An angel from another universe serving the god of that universe. Her existence does nothing prove or disprove a god in our universe let alone the god of the bible. So still an Atheist."

My father stomps out the room grumbling.