Talk:Inari/@comment-92.32.100.208-20141201170119/@comment-25784102-20150121003019


 * I'm assuming I'm hearing this from my family

Me: Um so what your trying to tell me is.... I'm going to get married to this girl?

Mom: Yes.

Me: Um this is all so sudden. I mean I wanted to go west I wanted to fight for the DL in her army and become a hero... Can't this be called off?

Mom: No.

Me: Fox ladies are nice but... I don't think this is gonna work out...

Mom: Your bags will be packed by the end of tonight. Understand?

Me: Oooooooookay. I request a hearing on the matter and a chance to appeal this decision.

Mom: No. Bags packed by tonight.


 * Falls on knees and screams toward the sky

Me: Fffffffffffffff[Censored]!