Talk:Baphomet/@comment-26115871-20151109011609/@comment-5426290-20151109091956

I pick her up which causes her to eep cutely. I walk over to my neighbor and show the baphomet to him. "I'M the pedophile?! How the hell do you know how to contact the Sabbath then and I don't?!" (/=o=)/ (O_O')

The neighbor blushes even harder and motions behind him where a witch is hiding behind him. I look back at the Baphomet. "After this, are we going to date?" (0.0)/

She shakes her head. "Oh, no. I'm just the messenger bicycle. Everyone gets a turn on me as an introduction, hehe." \(^w^)

I put her down and sigh. "I guess there are no untainted Baphies in the Sabbath? All sloppy seconds, such a shame.." ('-.-)/

The next thing I know a blue flame appears. "There are, why don't you date one of my little sisters." \(>w0)

Next thing I know I'm sitting on my couch with a naked blond baphy of around 8-10 shyly fidgeting on my lap. "I-I love you." -(0///0)