Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27950421-20181105125557/@comment-32042142-20181116224349

A Bunyip approach hesitantly the man at the bar, before reaching him she stop, he ear flat on her head, before finally find the courage to speak.

"Ex-Excuse me..." she begin, her voice a bit trembling "Do-do you like to drink 'cause-hum, my name's Molly and-and, I live near a river nearby-and I like water-and drinking- and you seem to drink - and want to go to the river with me be-because I like drinking too!" she said, completly stumbling on her own words, her embarasssment visible all over he face.

The man just stare at her confused

"What? You want me to drink the rivers's water?"

"Wha-? No no no, I meant d-do you want to g-go and leave to the river b-but it's also my home and and we could end the sleep in the night t-to the drink.. and.. huuu..."

"End me in the river? You want to drown me in the river?!" Exclaim the man, who was was visibly alcoholised and not in his clearest mind.

"Ha?!" The Bunyip was even more uncomfortable and panicking now "No no no- I would never, I'm just - I saw you, an-and I thought that maybe I could talk to you 'cause I really want to talk and cuddle and with the drink then to the river then we could cuddle but it's also my home and then we could marry then jerk off and talk about a drink to the river" She was speaking uncontrollably and losing track of her own thought.

"...Are you... Are you saying I'm a jerk who should drink the river's water... and... and then die?"

And the misundertanding keep going...

(Not really convinced with my own work here... But I really wanted to try my hand with this idea)