Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20180620092133/@comment-35674737-20180621024154

"So... Lemme get this straight." I begin as I scrape a small string of web off a tree''. 'Gross, feels like snot. "You were looking for something' but you won't specifiy? Why's that?"

Already I see her squirming in the web''. I just wanted to find a random dude and rape him and make him my boy toy. ''Yeah, in my mind that's really damn blunt way to put it—but the look on her face isn't denying it. I groan rubbing my hand through my hair. "C'mon, don't puss out. Say it."

Her voice was meek. "I was looking for a husband to call my own—someone who I can have as much fun wi—"

"Fun with? Christ—you understand people are... People right? They're not playthings." I brushed off the snot-web from a random tree and leaned in against—I was gonna be here awhile... At the same time... I never really understood how Mamanos operated. I mean... It sounds like their main goal in life is basically eating, shitting and fucking. Christ that's a harsh way to put it.

She snapped her head at me and gave me a venomous stare. "Of course not! The man I find—the husband I will get... He'll help me bear children. I'll have a loving husband where we will have many sleepless nights together and live together forever as one!" She practically roared it. She really believes that huh? I'm guessing she doesn't realize that she is just forcing a man to love her? Maybe—maybe she sees it as normal and that forcing a man to love her is actually a good thing?

I pull myself off the tree and walk just mere inches from her, somehow she had her hands caught on the the most taught webs so I—luckily—don't need to worry about her graspers catching onto me. Hands on my hips I had to ask the question before I actually try to help her. "So what's gonna happen to me if I help you?"

She looked at me like I was retarded''. Thanks bitch.'' "Why make you my husband. What some would consider a vile being to willingly save someone like me? I would make you mi—"

"Eh. No thanks."

I just slipped the carpet right out under her, and her reaction was delicious! She was speechless with her jaw hung open, only when she realized that she had her jaw open was when she actually decided to talk. "B-but... My peers always find a man that loves them—they say they find their first man easily! What's wrong then—is my body not to your liking!? My breasts are shapely, are they not?! They would be what you humans call a D-cup..."

I pulled my utility knife from my pocket and already began to saw away. "Look, I'm not saying you're a bad girl. It's just that, I only knew you for what—thirty minutes? An hour? You just have the wrong way of going about to get a guy." ''All of your friends have the wrong way too. ''"But you just shouldn't go about offering yourself to every guy and trying to toss him into a a commitment like that."

I was actually narrowing it down to just a few more webs. Her more insect-y parts were clear, if she tried to break free with them, it would be like a human scorpioning their back to break free from ropes. The Arachne though was already contemplating though from the look on her face. With how much I already cut through, she could straight up pull me into a bear hug and turn me into her baby farmer.

With the last of the strands cut, she rubbed her shoulders. I was already expecting the worst though, I took several steps back as she massaged her wrists. "I understand... You're saying I would need to know them for longer..."

I gave a slight nod. "Yeah! You got the picture. Find a nice guy, talk to him for a while, get to know each other. It could take a month or ye—" She cringed when I said that''. Hehe''. "Well it'll just take awhile."

Already, she was stuck in thought. I thought I could take that time to actually get the fuck outta Dodge and reduce the risk of her suddenly going full on dick-thirsty. Before I could though she grasped my shoulders and pulled me closer to the point where our faces were within kissing distance. "Considering you were telling me to spend time with someone I'm interested in... You're a good start."

This... This might not be so bad? I mean, I ain't really into Mamanos—but I'll give her a shot.