Talk:Dwarf/@comment-26115871-20151116192059/@comment-5426290-20160317091354

I chuckle. "Are you sure You're old enough for a boyfriend?"

The bartender facepalms and turns his back on us. "I'm not witnessing this, just please keep my bar undamaged, miss."

Before I realize it I'm face-down in a barrel of booze, pulled out of it again and tossed through the room. When I look up groaning I see her face angry and cheeks bright red. "You stupid jerk, I'll show you just how grown up I am!" I'm then dragged off to her house.

An hour later I'm in her bed spread out over the sheets like putty panting of exhaustion. Meanwhile she happily pets my head. "For a young man you sure are a good ride, I'm keeping you."