Talk:Fairy/@comment-23979607-20151024232605/@comment-25808351-20151025062056

Before I could respond to the rude remark, my fairy wife shrinks the clerk down to fairy size. While the clerk is panicking from his new perspective, my wife laughs maniacally. She then snaps her fingers and says, "Let's roll hubby". As I walk out the door, she flys into my coat pocket and takes a nap.