User blog:BTR180/X-Periment Z/ Demon response

You're an outsider farmer far of human society and monsters, you're certain concerned about monsters and humans so you rarely see them. Your farm is aside a river, when you go to the river to catch some fishes you catch a elegant wheel of carriage corrupted by the water and trash, you can see in the bottom some rest of an elegant carriage. Then something bumps out of the water, a drowned demon, scared by this you take her out of there avoiding being taken by the river, you manage to take the water out of her lungs and clean her, you managed to save her life but she still unconscious, you gave her a towel to cover herself, a towel made by hand of your mother. She manages to breath back again, her eyes barely open sees you and tried to smile while saying some incomplete words.

Demon: T-t-thank...y-y-yo-u...Hu-h-h-usb-ussb--ugggghhh...

She faints back again, you carry her on your carriage and take her to the near town, when you arrive you could see a lot of imperial guards looking for her desperately, you could see some of the carriage parts, when the guards see you with the demon in your arms (you were lifting her in a bridal style) they approach to you and thank you profusely, then they hand you some golden coins, the people of the town decide to celebrate but your farm needs you so you leave as soon as possible, see so much people is scary, before you were gone you could hear some of the imperial guards telling to don't go away.

Some days later, when you was farming and protecting your crops an imperial carriage appears infront of your house, one of the queen servant appears and tells you that the reward of gold wasn't nearly enough for what have you done.

Servant: The queen will want to reward you personally after you save her life from death, she could save you from living in this condition.

What do you do? - X-Periment Z

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Timeline 3 years after Lescaite

Servant: "Pardon me for interrupting your work sir but I come bearing an important message from the queen!" I ignore the servant and continue working on my field of trunips. "Umm... Excuse me sir? SIr! Sir in the name of the queen I order you to stop what you are doing this very instant!" I stop what I'm doing and lean on my mattock and keep my back to them

Me: "Damned posh noble bloods. Can't they see when a man doesn't want to be disturbed, I could just ignore them, but they'll probably just keep bothering me if I do. Ughh fine." I slowly turn around to face them my clothers and face covered in dirt. I wipe some sweat off my forehead and rub my patchy beard and silently stare at the while contine to lean on my mattock "Well what is it? You said you had an important message for me, or are just here to waste me time?"

Servant: "Good heavens man, I certainly do not know what her majesty would want with a miscreant such as yourself... Well no matter." The man wore a disturbingly violet and puffy robe encrusted with gold etchings of dragons and pale white leggings. He  unraveld a scroll  cleared his throat, then with a booming voice. "Hear yee! Hear yee! As decreed by our Solemn Queen Daemrira, may she be ever beateous, has by royal decree summoned thee to appear before her royal presence at the court of Fharneth for a banquet and ball In you honor. The event will be held for your valliant rescue of her royal highness from a certain wattery tomb!" He rolls up the scroll and hands it to one of his servants and stands there eyeing me "Well?"

Me: I stand there with an unamused look on my face and then go back to weeding my turnips. "Well what?"

Pompous nobleman: His face starts to turn red as his temper begins to flair "What are you daft man? The queen has requested your presence and you just go back to your farming! Any other man would have been more than ecstatic to reccive such news!" he waves his hands around as he scolds me a if to drive a point of how important this event is.

Me: "Look I'm a busy man, you see this field" I stop working and gesture with me free arm to my land "That's 300 acares of crops that I have to tend to BY MYSELF! And every moment I spend arguring with you is another moment not  spent putting food on all your tables!"

Pompous nobleman: "I see then, what if we were to bring people to assist you with your farm, then would you accept our queens invitation?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Not likely, I don't owe my allegence to any queen, order or any of your gods, Not anymore. Plus I don't trust anyone else with my farm besides myself."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Pompous nobleman: "I wasn't asking sir. I you do not come with us I will have to be forced to make you one way or another whether that Involves using force or torching your crops, not that they are looking like they are doing any better on their own..." He polishes his nails on his shirt and looks at them smugly. "So what will it be? We help you with your farm and you come with us or you lose everything?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: I drop my tools and furiously walk to him as soon as I get close his guards draw their swords adn place them on my neck. "Fine, I'll go with you but as soon as this is over I never want to see you or any of you people near my land again"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Pompous asshoe: "Very well we have a deal, you will ride in the second carriage where you will be washed and measured for your ball clothing." He enters his carriage and it leaves.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Wait what, washed?" The knights sheath their swords and lead me to the second carriage, a giant monstrosity on wheels. The carriage was about the size of a small house. It was a deep hue aof navy blue and was encrusted with gold trimmings that depicted a scene of a man and a woman embracing in a garden. The monstrosity had many wheels,they were large and thick had indentations to better grip the terrain. The whole monstrocity was being pulled by a team of six giant Demon realm boars. The very sight of that thing crawling down the road caught me off guard. The knights lead me to the entrance of the carriage and escort me to the fitting area, as I enter they close and lock the door. I am about to start a comotion when I hear several voices.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Voices: "Welcome home master!" I turn around and see several monster maids bowing. In the groupe I see two Akaname, an Arachne,a Kikimora, and a Shoggoth. The shoggoth moves forward and introduces herself.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Shoggoth: "Greetings master my name is Peac'lylid, but you may call me Lily for short!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Uh, hello Lily, what's going on here?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Lily: "You see manster, the mistress has asked us to take care of you while on your trip to the palace and we were tasked with tidying you up for the ball."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "No no that's alright, I am more than capable of-" The shoggoth then envelops my whole body with hers and begins to remove my clothes.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Lily: "Nonsense! We will be more than happy to clean you up master, after all It is our duty." As she finishes passing through me I stand there naked amongst them, looks of lust on their faces.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Lily: "Remember now! The mistrss has ordered us not to force ourselves onto the master!" She turns to me and with a lewd expression on her face. "Unless that's what the master wishes..." I stand there with a nonchalant look on my face. "Ahem! Where was I, oh yes twins!" The akaname perk up "Bathe the master." Withount a moments hesetation they jump on me and begin to lick me clean while the Kikimora shaves my beard and the Arachne takes my measurements.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The carraige arrives at the palace and the guards opens the door and I awkwardly stumble out in my new ball outfit. I hear the maids gather behind me and in unison they bow and say

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Maids: "Come back soon master!" I shudder at the the thought  of having the Akaname twins having their tongues go over me and going into all my orfices. The same nobleman from the farm escorts me to through the halls of the palace.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Nobleman: "Did you enjoy the trip?" He smirks and laughs a bit

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Ughh... I shudder just remembering what happened, Their twins tongues went everywhere." I look back and rub my rear end "Everywhere!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Nobleman: "Hahahahah, Oh my. It sure sounds like you sure enjoyed yourself! Ahahahahaha!" He nudges my ribs.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Oh no no no! Not at all, If I had know that was going to happen I would have let you burn my farm down."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Nobleman: "Well we could always back..."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "No, no. That won't be necessary. So where is this hall of..."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Nobleman: "The hall of Fharneth... This hall was named after the queens great granfather after he was reborn as an Incubus. It was a glorious day in our kingdoms history."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Uh hu..." I ignore the nobleman as we walk to the ballroom. 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highly ornate] cream colored room with a golden trim. "Ummm... You said there was going to be a banquet, you wouldn't happen to know when that would happen?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Nobleman: "Oh yes about that, the banquet was the day you saved her and dissapeared."

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: My stomach rumbles "Well is there any food?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Nobleman: "Yes it's on a table over-"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Announcer: "Esteemed guests" Everyone in the hall faces the stairway. "I am honored to present to you her royal highness Daemrira!" The crowd applauds as the queen goes down the stairs I catch a glimpse of her dress as I walk to the snack table and procede to stuff my face with coctail weenies and other snacks, when suddenly I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around still chewing  a mouthfull of assorted snacks to see the queen in all demon manner standing seductively behind me with her guards standing behind her. I forcefully gulp down the food I was eating and hold out my hand quickly. Instinctively the guards pull out their rapiers and place them on my neck.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "This is why I don't like being around people, somehow this always seems to happen to me." The queen gestures and the guards sheath their swords. Then she grabs onto my arm and clings to it as if we were some newly wed couple.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Daemrira: "You really should be more careful hubbykinz, my guards are very protective of me~ ~ I don't know what I would ever do If I ever lost you!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Ughhh yeah sure, why are you-" Sudenly the small orchestra begins to play.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Daemrira: "Oh I just love~ ~ this song! Let's go dance!" and with the force of a minotaur in estrus she drags me to the ballroom floor where we take center stage. We dance  for what seems like an eternity and the whole time she kept calling me her hubby and was  pressing her large breasts against me. The music begins to slow down and she takes an opportunity to give me a tour of the palace, withount her guards. We walk down the halls and she explains the years of demon lineage that secretly ruled this kingdom. After some time we make a left and enter a dark room with what appears to be a a large veranda and, is that a bed?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Me: "Uh oh." I hear the sound of rustling clothes.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Daemrira: "Did you enjoy the dance hubbykinz?" I walk to the veranda lean on the railing and size up the distance of the fall and my surroundings.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Me: Keeping my eyes forward " I won't lie I truly was enjoying myself out there. I haven't been to a ball since..." I stop myself and have a flashback of Lescaite. "For quite some time"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Daemrira: "I'm glad to hear that, it's just that you didn't seem to be having fun so I thought that you wanteed to be somewhere more private." There's a small moment of silence   " Say... umm I have a question? Did that dress make my breasts look big?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> Me: "Uhh... no... Uhhh-they looked just wonderful and perky, uhh your highness?" All I see are her glowing eyes staring at me from the shadows.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Daemrira: "Oh... well how about this one?" As she steps out of the moonlight I see that she is not wearing a dress. In fact she isn't wearing anything at all!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "By JOVE! Why are are you naked!" She looks at me quizically.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Daemrira: "What? Why not we are married, aren't we going to consumate our marriage?"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Marriage? I didn't agree to any marriage!"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Daemrira: "Wasn't that in the invitation I sent? Oh well now you know, don't worry hubbykins I'l take good care of you." She slowly and seductively struts to me shaking her hips and boucing her breasts with every step. "You will be the envy of every man in the kingdom. Think about it. We will make love every day as much as you wish. We will have many children. You will even have a human concubine to bear you a son who will take your thorone if you wish to do so. We will all be one big happy family!" She opens her arms and flys to my and tries to give me a hug, but when she opens her eyes she see's that she's hugging the crutain. She begins to hover around and then see's me  sliding down one of the giant castle banners onto the grownd level. "GUARDS!" Two armored knights break down the door and rush to the queens side. "My beloved is trying to escape, stop him!" A minunte later the whole castle is on alert but by then I have already stolen a horse and managed to get past the city walls.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Why does this keep hapening to me! Every single time I find a nice place to live I have to relocate! First there was the Wererabbit army, then the Giant ants in my basement and now this?" I slow down as I get home andlook around the field. "Everything is as I left it... That bastard lied about sending people to work while I was gone!" I let the horse go free, and as soon as I start to open my door I hear a commotion in the distance I rush upstairs and look through my binoculars I see an army of horsemen racing to me. "Damn, I guess they really weren't kidding when they said they would burn my farm down. Guess this leaves me no choice." I quickly rush down to the basement and knock over some boxes and open and open an Iron maiden to reveal a set of Black Iron armor and a greatsword. "I swore I would never use this again but I guess this must be done"

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Back outside Daemrira, still naked, flys in place outside "Hubby you are being very inconsiderate of my feelings right now and I don't like this one bit! If you don't come out this instant I'll have my guards force you out! You can't comprehend how mad I am right now! I don't even feel like having makeup sex with you tonight!" Suddenly a great ball of fire erupts from my house leveling most of it. "H-hubby. I-I-I Didn't want this to happen...." Daemrira crying, slowly falls to the ground and is surrounded by her maids. When I emerge from the inferno clad in my black armor, the very armor I wore when I was known as.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Knight: "I-I'ts the BLACK PLAGUE! Protect the queen!" All the night's make a wall of shields to protect the queen.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Daemrira: "HOW DARE YOU HURT MY HUBBY! MY DAD WARNED ME ABOUT YOU! FIRST YOU TOOK MY MOM AND NOW HIM! HOW DARE YOU!" -sobbing- "How dare you." The remaining knights rush the queen back to a carriage and send her back to the palace. while the rest hold their ground waiting for me to attack. I raise my sword and they flinch.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Me: "Huh, I guess all they know about me are from the stories, this just makes things easier." I slowly walk in their direction, for every one step I take forward they take ten back. "Interesting" Then with all my might i charge at them and like flies they all scatter and run away dropping gear as they go. "Sigh, guess i'ts time I rebuild somewhere else.