Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-35898511-20190130183501/@comment-36855838-20190130193649

I walk into a convenience store, and as I grab some pork rinds, I see a man buy two lottery tickets.

He scratches one out, grumbles, and slams the other one down on the counter.

I pick it up as he storms out, and the peculiar woman behind the counter just chews her gum, staring at the news.

I scratch the ticket, and. ..

I drop the rinds.

I won?

I look at the prizes, i've gotten 1,000,000,000 dollars.

I buy the rinds and call the number on the back at home.

"Hello, what have you won toda-"

"Ten pineapples and a purple cherry."

That shut him up.

"How do I get my money?"

A quick address relation and it arrives in 100 checks the next day.

I quickly deposit the whole lot.

Soon, I'm living the high life, and all from the same house.

I to the same work, with most of my spending funneled into debts and cleaning.

I'd heard enough stories about lottery winners to know not to blow it on the ritzy stuff.

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It was late at night, and I was playing video games, when there was a knock at my bedroom door.

I opened it, and my new live-in maid stumbled into my arms.

She seemed different, though.

She wore the same, tight pants and tank top which so thoroughly showed off her wigure, but she was now without her usual boots and skirt, revealing hard, scsled feet and a tail.

What's more, feathers now sprouted from her arms, where before gloves had covered them.

So she's the 'monster'?

I set her onto the bed, she was clearly exhausted, despite having her own.

She curled around my torso, and I continued with the volume lowered.

I could hear her breathing grow easy, and as a yawn notified me I was also tired, I decided to join her under the covers.

Perhaps she'd like some jewelry?