Talk:Ittan-momen/@comment-28074295-20160426120940

My armor wants sex with me, my sword wants my dick, my umbrella wants to give me a good tongueing, now my sheets are getting in my pants. I swear if a house MG comes to exist or my bed becomes one, I'm just gonna give up and toss myself into the oncoming rape horde, because it would be pointlees to resist at that moment.