Talk:Dark Priest/@comment-26115871-20151112024624

You wife is a very religious person who goes to church every sunday. On this particular day you were too busy to go, and your wife had to go alone. When she returns, well, she's acting quite different than her usual chaste self. Oh, and the tail's new too. You ask her what happened, but all you can get out of her is that she's revoked the teachings of God and now follows a very different god. As she says this you look outside to find the whole town seems to be having an orgy of epic proportions. You don't notice what your wife's doing until she slips her hand in your pants and begins groping you. "Hubby, I'd like to teach you the ways of my new god. Don't worry: you're really going to enjoy it."

What Do You Do?