Talk:Dragon/@comment-142.167.35.225-20151208030427/@comment-5426290-20151208090641

I throw a golden coin past her and see her shoot after it. "Don't throw my gold around, you idiot! I might lose it!" \(OoO)/

I start throwing her gold around and see her dart around the place after them. In this way I walk back outside and throw out most of the gold coins over the mountainside which distracts the dragon long enough for me to get away with a good handful of them while the dragon searches for her tiny coins along the many rocks.

A day later I am about to go to sleep in a tavern room when suddenly the dragon climbs through the window, staring daggers at me and growling. "Where is the rest of it?!"

(O_O) I point to a small pouch which she quickly grabs. "Two coins are missing.." I inform her that I.. Spent them.. She then grabs me. "Then I will take you as payment while I search for those two coins."

(._.) I end up sitting in her bedroom for an entire day till she comes back exhausted holding said coins. "Stupid human.. Throwing my coins away.. Stupid hubby." She then crawls into bed with me and snuggles up with me. Suddenly I realize that my situation might not be THAT bad. (0w0)