User blog comment:HoundTheDestroyer93/Ask Hound And Samia/@comment-28718853-20161106120800/@comment-25808351-20161110225710

"Absolutely, his fondness of drink has left me with no shortage of silly situations. There was the time he exposed himself to the maids-" Samia starts.

"It wasn't intentional! I was laying on the bed naked waiting to surprise you.... but instead I surprised Leeanne." I reply,

"You might have set her standards in a man too high. Then there was the time I was alerted by Ayona, our local messenger Harpy, that my husband is causing trouble at a tavern in town. I get there to find Marcus engaged in fisticuffs against the entire body of patrons, while singing the sea shanty 'Bully In The Alley'." She continues.

"Every good brawl needs a good tune." I reply again.

"Quite." She say unamused. "Then there was the time the Duchess of the newly formed 'Sonne' kingdom visited our city. I admit she was snooty and unlikeable.... and called my husband a dog, but Marcus punched her horse in the face while the Duchess was leaving, rendering the creature unconscious." She continues further.

"The fuck? That wasn't embarrassing, that was great!" I shout.

"It was embarrassing for me." She sighs while putting her head into her hand.

"Well at least I didn't turn her wine into steer piss...." I retort.

"But I was at least subtle about it!" Samia's face goes red as an apple.