Talk:Vampire/@comment-28371783-20160519130559/@comment-24026095-20170114150856


 * D :P All these puns are bloody good. Enjoy it when they bat their long eyelashes at you. Tell her your blood group, and take a ride in her blood vessel across the sea. You two will have a romantic date with large bowls of soup, which you should drink before they clot. Then you will go drinking and dancing at a blood bank. Your new girlfriend will have to pay for the 500 litres of blood which was overdrawn. You won't need her to screw in a light bulb, she likes doing it in the dark.