Talk:Lizardman/@comment-26219553-20150322154954/@comment-28935784-20150322164507

I salute her. 'Sorry, babe, the sword's for show. I'm no warrior. I fight using deception. Watch!'

I pull out my Active Camouflage (I'm choosing weapons, equipment and MJOLNIR armour from Halo here XD) and walk into it, breaking the delicate glass container.

Now invisible, I dodge the Lizardman's wild swing and run several metres away. The Lizardman stays there, yelling for me to get back there before she catches me and gives me a spanking for my dissimulation tricks.

I reappear in about five minutes. The Lizardman is still yelling for her potential husband, red as a ripe tomato and looking pissed. I wave at her cheekily and she spots me.

'COME BACK HERE! I HAVE NEEDS TOO! I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER IF I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE AND CATCH YOU! I'M HORNY AS HELL AND I NEED A HARD COCK NOW!'

'Huh. Scary. Well, you wanted a fight, and I've fought you. There are no rules in war, and don't forget, "All's fair." Sorry for your loss, sweetie, because you're rather sexy.'

She rages and stamps her feet, dancing up and down in rage like Mr Bean, as I use another of my little tricks to escape: I teleport away like a Promethean Knight.