Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37315504-20190714190018/@comment-38232361-20191107080416

(Suck my wiggly dick Chief God! It's going to take a lot more than three kidney stones to take me down!)

The spellsword runs through the dark, twisting, underground labyrinth in search of escape, his magical flame dying out as his mana was slowly being drained. But he had to get out! He had to escape before-

KABOOOM!

The wall next to him exploded as a minotaur rammed through and tackled him to the ground. She held up his limp, unconscious frame by his collar, admiring his rugged good looks.

"Very good dear!" An echidna congratulated the cow woman who must be one of her daughters, "Now, lets throw the intruder out-"

"No mama." the minotaur stated, hugging the man tightly against her, "He's going to be my hubby now..."

the snake woman turned around witha raised eyebrow. "Is he now? Well, you know your father won't approve..."

"Please momma?" her daughter whined, giving her best baby doll eyes as she pressed her and the adventurer's cheeks together.

The echidna sighed in defeat before smiling and kissing her baby girl on the forehead. "Okay, I'll try to convince him..."

"Yay! Thank you momma-"

"But..." the lamia interrupts, holding up a finger, "I can't promise you won't have to share him with your big sisters if they end up liking him too..."

"Awww! But momma~!"