Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-28929693-20160724031009/@comment-27800590-20160726230629

Oh not this shit again. Clearly someone's been fiddling with the video-life drive again and busted it. Again. I pull out my gauss rifle and take up position, the werecat smiling and grabbing her own energy shield.

I look at the others, and nod. There's a loud warcry and the battle begins. Firing off round after round, I focus on what looks like the biggest threats, the bioships. Each one takes a few dozen rounds, but eventually falls, the robot's are being stomped out by the soldiers, the red guy in the overalls keeps jumping on things and flinging fireballs, and I could swear block man is dancing with the armless things instead of killing them.

I spot crowbar running through the masked people, smacking them down one after the other. I take some shots at clown turtle next, missing most of my shots then hitting the propellor. As the thing wobbles and starts to fall a white spotted red mushroom falls out, and red italian grabs it, gulping it down in one go. Then he starts to grow, first double, then triple his original size.

He grabs the turtle out of the clown pod, swinging him around a few times before letting go, sending him flying off into the distance. I hear a cheer from behind me and the soldiers are standing on a pile of broken bots.

Block man is apparently spewing lumps of rather unapealing looking meat, while crowbar is going through the gas masks, making sure they're all dead. A few more moments and there's a shudder through the world, another and everything is gone. I sigh in relief as my werecat jumps onto my back.

"We did it!" She cheers, and I shake my head and laugh. Of course we did, we've had some practice at it. She just keeps smiling and clinging to my back. I put my rifle back into my bag, and return to what I was doing.