User blog:Serraxas/What Do?- Lamia Edition.

'''You are a weary traveler. You haven't seen civilization for weeks, and you're running low on supplies.'''

'''As you continue on the trail that leads back to Something-istan, you come across some rocky outcroppings to the side. As you come closer, you start to hear a lovely, beautiful voice singing a sad song over by the rocks. The more you listen, the more you start to sway with the waves of passion you can sense from her voice. You slowly stumble over to the source of the sound.'''

As you get closer to the rocks you see a wonderfully striking woman with her back to you (take note that you can't see her lower body).

'''You feel compelled to get closer to her, but there is an air around her that puts you on edge. You suddenly feel clarity return to your mind. With some willpower, you could probably move on.'''

What do you do?- Swag The Doge

''Continuing my approach, half-dazed, I jolt back to my senses upon noticing her lower half. Somehow, she still hasn't sensed my presence yet.''

''Thinking quickly, I rack my brains for ways to deal with snakes. Of course- music! I reach into my pack, producing the snake-charmer's flute I always carry arround for no reason whatsoever, playing a sorrowful, yet optimistic, ballad to complement her singing, hoping it hypnotises her into letting me go.''

''She promptly turns around, beams at having found a fellow music lover as a mate, and drags me off to her village. ''

Is it even possible for something to go horribly RIGHT, instead of wrong?