Thread:LightningS9/@comment-31049256-20171225064204/@comment-25808351-20180121001748

I'm not gonna lie. I'm slightly intoxicated because I'm playing a shit fuck furry game. Other than slowly losing my mind, I'm fine. Plus I think my cat Dr Gonzo wants to kill me for accidentally stepping on his tail this morning. He's just been giving me this look like, "Yo you dumbass butt plug. I'ma stab ya in the jugular when you go to bed. Sweet dreams foo!" I suppose it would be a good idea to maybe give him some treats as a sorry. I really wish I had x-ray vision and the power to shit gold. I'd be rich! You ever wondered why the hell we park on the driveway but drive on the parkway? Fuck Logan Paul and shit.