Talk:Wight/@comment-82.37.23.250-20150228180215/@comment-42.2.78.64-20150511101245

>Take a blank piece of paper and write on it "Sorry, but I'm not a necrophiliac. I appreciate the offer though."

>Write the sender's address on the invitation on the back of an envelope. Put the invitation and the message into an envelope.

>Pack up all my stuff with the intention of leaving this home behind so as to find a new one, in case my friend decides to stop by and question me for my response.

>Stop by the post office and hand them the envelope for them to send to my friend.

>Get on public transportation to get the hell out of there.