Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30850838-20170116004803/@comment-30850838-20170127001706

Pharaoh: i've been observing you for a while now Mr. Finch.

Drake: wait how'd you know my name?!

Pharaoh: simple. I kept on listening to your conversations every night. I heard you're a what do you call this... A soldier am I correct?

Drake: ..... Right..

Pharaoh: oh good, well it just so happens that I LOVE soldiers, ever since it was my first day of my reign I have fallen in love with one human mortal, a soldier to be exact he was a great hero in my kingdom he follows my orders without any doubt or questions, he was..... Great. That is until he died by the hands of the Bandit king during their raid millions of years ago, I felt sad because I lost my soon-to-be husband and I couldn't think of anything for the best of my kingdom..... That is until I found you.

Drake: me? Why me? Out of all the guys who are handsomer than me why?!

Pharaoh: because you are the descendant of the human mortal who is also named Finch. The Finch family are well known for their bravery and are pledgeful to their duties.

Drake: no this must be some sort of mistake! I'm not him I swear and i'm not a fucking Egyptian also!


 * tries to break free but with no progress shown

Pharaoh: finally, after all these years I have found the descendant of the Finch family-

Drake:  ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING YOU IDIOT?!

Pharaoh: there is no need to yell Mr. Finch, for I have you by your side for all eternity.


 * she slowly goes closer towards Drake's face with a kiss

Drake:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!


 * the bell rang indicates the time is 6:00 am and that his shift is over

Drake: well saved by the fucking bell.


 * he stand up

Drake: now that my shift is over I guess i'm gonna have to leave now!


 * he runs as if he is being chased

Drake: see ya later!

Pharaoh: hmph. What a load of crap no matter I will get him this night.