Talk:Dark Matter/@comment-25095137-20140817020042/@comment-25035274-20140817192418

"So...if I marry you, I gain control over the powers of Darkness?"

"...Sort of?"

"Then come, My Dear. Join me. Join me and together we shall conquer the WORLD! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

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We got married, and I gained control over the powers of Darkness. We haven't taken over the world because we've been too busy with...y'know...other things, but we've managed to amass a fairly large fortune thanks to all the soldiers the Order's started sending out this way since the surrounding area turned into a Demon Realm. Also, there's lots of attractive monster ladies hanging around my house, and most of them are single. So if any of you adventuring types want to try getting my golds? Bring it. MUA HA HA HA HA H-What's that, Honey? ...Again? We just did it, like, an hour ago. Alright, alright. I'll be there in a second.