Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-37629772-20190728101720/@comment-38232361-20200608075142

(The Council: His power is growing faster than anticipated, we must accelerate our plans to eliminate him before it is too late...)

The Lizardman stumbles and staggers towards the tricked out firetruck, being the one who lost their lunch the hardest.

"Why... can't we... just get a normal... fucking elevator..."

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The candy people and their hero stare speechless at her sudden change in alignment, till the gumdrop dwarf of the group steps forward angrily.

"Now wot's the big idea here lassie? You come in here to help us defend ourselves from Satan's dingleberries over here one minute, then you go full on psychopath and enslave them so they have more of a reason to hate us and start this shit all over again in the future? You pathetic, pole-proportioned dendrofile! I'm gonna grab you by the ears an' peel yer face of by them so I can floss mah ass-crack after a shower with it! I'm gonna headbutt you till there's nothing but a butt left! I'm gonna craft you a runic pair of mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to affix them to her chest, where your mosquito bites aught to be just so I can hit them with mah iron fokin' fists! I'm gonna beat you so hard, you'll have a twitch an' won't be able to walk with that limp dicklett of yours you call a nose! You'll be wishing you've never been born, because I'll make it look like you never were, you failed abortion of a brother-fucking twat!"

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Benji looks to his friend with a confused look, not understanding what he was saying.

"What do you mean, brodda?" he asks, a little green, glowing dot moving to his temple, was it a firefly? Or a-

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Roxie gulps nervously, as she looks up to the aberration judge and executioner, her little legs trembling as she walks up and takes her seat. Lulu and the others take theirs in the audience stands, the kobold squeezing Theo's hand tightly as she watches her sister's trial stacked with biased jurors.

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On Jack's bed was a letter addressed to "New Arrivals", in it a flowery message about what to expect from here on out.

"Dear new arrivals, we are happy to announce your stay here at the RMRP headquarters, we make it our mission to rehabilitate and reintroduce lost souls from the old world, both human and monster, into their new lives here in the current world. Some of you may have been homeless, cold and hungry, others may have had less than upstanding morals, but all of that ends here. Tomorrow morning at orientation is the first day of your new lives, where you no longer have to fear for your lives every waking moment, or have to resort to violence to get by. In the coming days* you will be undergoing rigorous physical, mental, and ethical training and testing to ensure the moment you step out of these doors and into civilization, you will both be upstanding citizens, and have a head start to a life of success, and freedom. Also a possibility** is that during your stay or after, you may find a suitable partner for you to love and cherish, and grow your own beautiful family to watch and grow into the-"

The letter continues on with what they hope to accomplish with the new arrivals, a good luck closing statement, and legal disclaimers about how long their stay will be depending on how they progress, and how not everyone is guaranteed to get married during the rehabilitation process or immediately after, just that they have a high success rate on happy marriage pairings.

Gwen was completely unfased and maintained a polite and professional demeanor as she went through the proper insurance and legal procedures with him, apologizing for the convicts damaging their vehicle in their failed escape attempt and giving him her business card to call her if there were any further complications or questions before leaving him with a bow.

Camilla sits next to her childhood friend and pets his back, his body almost completely restored to looking human again, albiet with a mamono powered arc reactor in his chest and a sliver arm.

"No, I don't suppose so... though... I do know this one place that would gladly consider hiring you... or rehiring you..."