Talk:Amazoness/@comment-24.16.45.97-20150127041720/@comment-25035274-20150127141039

To answer this question, we turned to our experts.

Arguing for the Spartans, we have noted Greek historian and arms expert, Stellio Campos, and famed author Luis Jimenez. Arguing on the part of the Amazonesses, we have 8'7" warrior woman, Lola.

Gentlemen, Madam.


 * Lola proceeds to rape the sweet ever-loving Christ out of Stellio (and Luis), Stellio Campos*

And there you have it, ladies and gentlement. Tune in next week for another exciting edition of Deadliest Warrior.