Talk:Cyclops/@comment-26115871-20151111235614/@comment-25035274-20151116180123

I explain to the ogre that she could get more distance and power into her strokes if she choked up on the club a bit. The cyclops thanks me for my advice and gives it a try, managing to actually rebound the ball off one mountain and into another. The harpy, in turn,  goes "WAH! >_<"

The cyclops and I go on a golfing tour of the world, and are eventually enlisted into the Demon Realm's army as a living seige engine team, with our golf ball being replaced with Demon Realm Silver so as to remove chances of fatality.

Many an Order Keep fall before our golfing might.