Talk:Wyvern/@comment-174.236.4.27-20141214103334/@comment-50.141.109.24-20150210151749

"Ladies! LADIES!!!  Please don't fight over me, you're both beautiful and I hate to see either of you get hurt over this.  Might I suggest other options?"

Plan A: Suggest they merge lairs and territories and share me. If they don't go for it, go to plan B.

Plan B: Propose a contest -- girl on girl sex to see who is the best at sex, and the prize naturally goes to the most deserving. First orgasm loses. If I want nothing to do with either, sneak away while they are occupied. If I am looking for a monster girl mate, stick around and whichever one wins is pretty much guaranteed to be better in the sack than the loser. If they went for plan A I get two hot girls for the price (in bruises) of just one.