User blog:JustAlex93/R/C Monster Girls Chapter 9

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to MGE, it belongs to Kenkou Cross.

R/C Monster Girls

By JustAlex93

 (Reminder 2/18/16: This is a reminder that the story takes place in the character's point of view.)

Chapter 9
The next day, I thought long and hard about the harem thing, and I decided, "Oh, what the Hell, if Nekohana doesn't mind sharing, then I'll live with that!" Once I told Nekohana my decision for a harem, she then went off with a delighted smile in search of some monsters willing to share me, just for a small, four-girl harem consisting of her, and three other candidates. To pass the time while she's gone, I pulled out my Dynabook tablet (A/N: In this story, the Dynabook computer as proposed by Alan Kay has been successfully invented) and enjoy myself on the Internet. I went on YouTube to watch some funny videos, a few YouTube Poops here and there, Annoying Orange, PewDiePie's Fabulizer, and some Dramatic Readings of Fantard Comments from NateTalksToYou. Oh, those fantards, always lashing out at anybody that criticizes their idol. Bunch of shallow, self-entitled losers! NateTalksToYou is right about trolling such immature assholes, but then, haters can be just as bad if they go to any extremes. I then decided to play a sporting little game of Bad Eggs Online 2, with those intense team-on-team battles, and having to put up with all those high-level players that use alternate accounts. Hopefully, Nekohana will have found some reasonable monsters, and certainly not something evil or violent or downright unpleasant.

A couple or so hours later, Nekohana returned, along with three other monster girls.

The first one is a Holstaur, who gave me a sweet and friendly smile on her face, but also with a hint of wanting in her innocent-looking eyes. Her name, I've been reliably told, is Cream. Her large breasts are rather hypnotic on the eyes, but I digress. Oh, and I reckon that she would really love it if I milked her. That would feel real good for her.

The second monster happens to be a Nightmare, and a pretty shy-looking one, too. She gives me a small wave while blushing timidly, even as I waved back with a friendly smile, at which she withdrew a bit with a small whimper. Poor girl deserves a confidence boost and a great big hug, although she's an entirely different beast in the dream world, as far as her species go. Her name is Ebony. I also noticed that she is in a two-legged form, so that she could fit into the house better.

The last monster girl is a Ren Xiongmao, from the Mist Continent, the monster-girls' equivalent to China. In her hand is a bamboo pole, and she gave a smile before deciding to show off a little by twirling it, while making sure not to accidentally break anything. Her accuracy was astounding, and after her little performance, she gave a bow. I actually applauded her, at which she gave a seductive wink. Her name is Meizhen, which means "beautiful pearl".

I scooted over on the couch so that they could have some room to sit down. I notice that Ebony is sitting right next to me, with her head down and having a rather sad look on her face. I decided to give her a hug to make her feel better. At first, she fidgeted with a whimper, attempting to resist. Eventually, she calmed down and relaxed. Poor girl even nuzzled into my chest, even as I gently petted her head while the other girls smiled warmly at the sight. She then looked up to me with a blush and a small, but cute-looking smile. I smiled back at her, before asking her kindly, "Are you feeling better yet, Ebony?"

"Y-y-yes, I do. Th-th-thanks," she replied softly with a shy stammer, "You're very k-kind, you know."

"Thanks," I smiled back, as I then grabbed the remote, and turned on the TV to the news channel. They're talking about the upcoming weather conditions, updates on the situation with the monster-girls throughout the United States, and local happenings throughout the state of Texas. There was also a story about a group of idiotic "Sovereign Citizens" getting arrested by the authorities for speeding and refusing to comply with their orders to pull over. Some local, good samaritan monster-girls destroyed their tires, allowing the cops to go in and snag 'em. Why were those guys Sovereign Citizens, you ask? Because as the cops were detaining them, they actually outright claimed that they were exempt from having to follow the laws of the U.S. government and that they're acting under the Articles of Confederation. Yeah, right! The Articles aren't in effect anymore since the Constitution was put into place.

Ugh, those Sovereign Citizens are a boatload of shit, self-righteousness, and hypocrisy, believing themselves to be above the laws as set by the government. Hah! Let's see those varmints try to survive in our town! The way I figure it, challenging the authority of a Lilim and/or her subordinates is the worst possible idea, especially if you're trying to avoid getting raped, that is! God only knows what would happen if a Sovereign Citizen or two did something as stupid as to outright disobey the orders of Zantanna's enforcers.

Anyways, I was watching another YouTube Poop video on my Dynabook, when I notice Cream standing in front of where I'm sitting, as she looked down on the screen of my tablet. She asked curiously, "What's that you're watching, dear?"

Huh. She called me "dear" like I'm her hubby already. Anyways, I explained to her on what YouTube Poops are, as the other monsters listened on. After I finished explaining, Ebony shyly asked, "Would it be possible for us to watch a YouTube Poop video together?"

I personally found Ebony's shyness to be adorable, as I said yes. I then played one of my favorite YouTube Poops, "YouTube Poop: Meet the Mario Head" by MoBrosStudios. The monsters found the parts where the Mario Head has his hallucinations to be funny that even Ebony was giving a cutesy little giggle as she puts a hand to her mouth. Aww. Well, ain't that endearing?

Right after the video finished, I felt my smartphone vibrate in my pocket, so I took it out of there. It's a text message from dad, saying to come over to the Lone Star R/C Hobby Shop for a big surprise. Taking this with a grain of salt, I decided to take Nekohana and the girls with me over there. After we rode on the bus to the western part of town, we walked a distance to Lone Star R/C, with dad waiting for us at the front doors.

"Hey, son, girls," he greeted to us with a wave. Guess dad is accepting of me having a harem of monsters, and I bet he would want some granddaughters to spoil rotten. I asked him about what surprise that's waiting for us inside the shop, when he answered with a smile, "Come on in, you're gonna love it!"

Dad then lead us through the entrance inside the shop, as he then leads us to a corner near the entrance, where there is a large object covered with a tarp. He then comes up to the thing, and dramatically takes the tarp off, revealing something that made my eyes widen in surprise; It is a deluxe two-player arcade machine for a racing game with a full-motion functionality, but it's not just any racing game...! It happens to be the R/C racing game, Re-Volt, originally released as a PC game in the late-1990s/early-2000s. I can't believe this! Dad had gotten his hands on a Re-Volt two-player arcade machine!

"Oh. My. Freaking. GAWD!!!" I yelled out in glee like a rabid fangirl, "I can't believe you actually got a Re-Volt arcade machine! This is too cool! You're the best, dad!"

"And you know what's even better?" started dad, before reaching into his pocket, and pulling out some quarters, "First plays are on me, Roddy!"

I took the quarters from dad's hand, as I then motioned for Nekohana to join me in a two-player game of Re-Volt, as we then got into the driver's seats of the cabinet. I inserted a couple of quarters for a two-player game, and I selected the Toytanic track. With her fast learning, she's gotten the controls down, and had actually gave me a run for my money. Needless to say, I lost to her, but I'm not a sore loser about it, because Re-Volt. I soon went up against Cream, Meizhen, dad, and surprisingly enough, Ebony. She is also a surprisingly good sport despite her timid nature, and she didn't even break down when I beat her.

Right after all that fun, dad explained that he intends to make a bit of extra cash in the business from having people of all ages play on the machine, whether they are kids or adults. Heck, some Re-Volt fans might come to the shop, too, just for the sake of playing on the machine. It is then that, Mack, Rich (with his Were-Sheep girlfriend, whose name is Woolly), and Edwin came by to the shop, as they went in through the doors. When Rich noticed the Re-Volt arcade game, he began ask me, "Dude, is that a..."

Before he could finish his question, I answered, "Why, yes it is, Rich. Dad got this baby for the shop so that he could make some extra cash while giving people something to enjoy asides from playing with the rentals."

"COOL!!!!" he, Mack, and Edwin all cried, fan-gasming at getting to play the arcade version of Re-Volt, of which the cabinets weren't so commonly seen, even nowadays. They then notice the monster-girls accompanying me, as Mack smirked, "Roddy, you have got to be the luckiest bastard we've ever known, 'cuz you got a freaking harem!"

Bashful, I rubbed the back of my head, as I replied, "Yeah, the harem thing is Nekohana's idea. We're still friends, right?"

"No problem, dude," said Rich, as he pulled Woolly into a side-hug, at which she nuzzled him, "Besides, I got Woolly."

"Well," started Mack with a thinking kind of a tone, "There is this one monster at school that I got my eye on, and she's one of those Salamanders, which I think are bad-ass with their flames!"

"Lately, I've been interested in this one Unicorn. She seems nice enough," said Edwin with a shrug, "And she did come to me for help on a few things in class. Now don't get me wrong, guys, she wasn't trying to take advantage of me! She's too sweet for that!"

"If you say so," I said to him with crossed arms, but before we could laugh at Edwin's indignant look on his face, some more teenagers walked into the shop. However, they don't look like they came from our school, and they don't look friendly either. Looks like some assholes from out of town had just shown up to wreak a little havoc. Another obvious sign, is that they're carrying chains, wooden baseball bats, 2x4's with sharp nails sticking through them, knives, those kinds of thug weapons. Thankfully, no guns! I would be damned if one of them shot up dad or worse!

"Hey, you old bastard!" one of them wearing a beanie said rudely to my dad, "Hand over your collection of vintage R/C buggies or we wreck the place!"

"I got a better suggestion," said dad sternly, "Why don't you varmints get the hell out of my shop or I'll call the monster-cops on you!? And why do you even want to steal my precious collection anyways?!"

"We're getting some sweet cash to," started another one wielding a maple wood baseball bat, "But we ain't gonna tell you who's payin' us!"

The beanie-wearing hooligan scolded his accomplice, "You fucking idiot! You weren't supposed to say that," before bitch-slapping him in the face. He then sighed, "Well, least you didn't give old Jackson the guy's name," before turning back to us, and saying, "If you don't hand over those damned buggies, we REALLY will fuck this shitty joint up!"

Again we refused, but before those assholes could do anything, Meizhen was on top of them. She disarmed them and knocked them around with her bamboo pole with grace and precision. All while she's kicking their sorry asses, Ebony clung to me and whimpered in fear. I put my arms around her to comfort her, the poor thing.

After all that hullabaloo, dad called in Zantanna's enforcers to come and take the thugs away. They arrived a few moments later, and picked those fuckers up and left. Thankfully, Meizhen didn't break anything while she was knocking those creeps down a notch.

Ebony calmed down, as she said softly to the Ren Xiongmao, "Th-th-thanks for taking those horrid thugs out. They scare me."

Meizhen smiled warmly, as she puts a reassuring hand on the Nightmare's shoulder, "No problem, Ebony. It's going to be alright now. They won't be bothering us for a while."

"But," started Cream with a thinking pose, "The big question, is that who would pay some thugs to steal Mr. Jackson's collection, and why?"

"I can't imagine," started dad as he scratched his itchy chin, "Whoever it is that sent them here, he or she must really have it in for me. Perhaps an unscrupulous business rival or someone who I really knocked off their high horse in the past. I'm sure they'll interrogate those bastards and find out who it is sooner or later."

After all that excitement, I'm ready to head home and hit the couch. Ah, what a day it had been!

Chapter 9 End