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I listen on slack jawed as she reaches the the outro of her song.

“Mister Hound sir, have a wish or two or three. I’m on the job, you buff dog. You ain’t never had a wiiiiiiife liiiiiike MEEEEEEEEEE!” She crosses her arms and looks me dead in the eyes with smug smirk. “So what ya thinkin big guy?”

I scratch my head for a moment. “Die in a desert, or marry powerful wish granting Genie. A very attractive powerful wish granting Genie. Who can get me out of this mess.... You just tell me where to sign honey.” (Had to modify song slightly to for me.)