Talk:Queen Slime/@comment-24921105-20151207102015/@comment-27950421-20170227134955

I look at the slimes surrounding me, "Hmmm... I never fucked a slime before, I wonders, if I put both my dicks in two different holes in the bottom does that count as anal?..."

Before anyone can reply music starts playing cutting them off from talking.

Suddenly a train comes from out of no where, plowing through several buildings before coming to stop beside the myself and the slimes. I then proceed jump out of said train.

I look at me, "Ah-Ha I've made it to the past!"

I frown, "No you didn't, this is the present."

I yell at me, "BULLSHIT!!! I traveled back in time, therefor this is the past."

I shake my head, "No, you came from the future therefore this is the present."

I cross my arms and huff, "See this is why I don't use time travel to hang out with myself, you're so self centered that you can't accept that this is the past. It has to be all about your time period doesn't it? Well, that and we don't if time functions in a linear model or not..."

I growl at myself, "Oh like you have any room to talk. Coming into my time period and calling it the past like you own the joint."

I snort, "You know what, whatever, I don't even care anymore."

I growl, "Good!"

I snap at myself, "It is!"

I glare at myself silently for moment while the slimes are being rather confused.

I growl, "So what did even come here for anyways?"

I snap my fingers, "Oh yeah! Uh, don't fuck the slime queen here. She's a bitch. Like, strap on toting yaoi obsessed yandere level bitch. I did it and she got like... super attached and the chief god blessed her woth immortality just to fuck with me and everything sucked."

I nod, "Oh, it's like that centaur all over again..."

I nod grimly, "It is."

I pat myself on the shoulder, "Alright, I won't fuck her."

I smile, "Thanks man, now if time functions on a linear model, my old time line won't happen, I will cease to exist, and I won't have to deal with that crazy bitch ever again..."

I stare at me for moment. Nothing happens.

I sigh, "Well shit."

I nod, "Well now we know."

I scratch the back of my head, "I guess..."

With a groan I turn back to my train, "Well, I'll need to leave. That crazed wench would probably start trying to break reality if she can't find me for too long."

I wave me off as the train starts moving again, "Good luck!!!"

And with that the train and myself aboard is gone.

I turn back to the confused slimes, "Yeah, gonna have to pass on that one, see ya!"

I turna and walk away while they're still trying to process what the hell just happened.