Talk:Hellhound/@comment-28929693-20160927033315/@comment-27950421-20160927135907

Allow me to give to you guys, Reps 14 Step Guide to Taming a Hellhound

1) Find a Hellhound

2) Bombard said Hellhound with official Reptile Kingdom projectile cuddles

3) Check to see if the Hellhound is tame yet

4) Realize that she isn't and continue bombardment

5) Notice that the Hellhound has escaped the projectile cuddles and is currently charging at you

6) FIGHT!!!!

7) Come to the mutual reslization that neither of you are winning and that both of you are really tired from beating each other up

8) Take a short break, preferably with lemonade or some form of sports drink to regain electrolytes

9) RAPE!!!!

10) Come to the mutual realization that as pleasurable as it is, raping each other does not seem to be making either of you submit to the other.

11) Have a short discussion in which you both find that neither of you are willing to submit to the other under nay circumstances but both of you wish to have a mutually enjoyable relationship with the other.

12) Walk away with a new found sense of friendship and comraderie

13) ??????

14) Profit