User blog:Repter/Vampire First date WWYD by Flamebiplane/ Responce by Repter

You and your friends had set up a cannon that would fire cake through the bedroom window of a castle that held a well-known Vampire. The castle is surrounded by a very deep trench with a drawbridge. The trench itself is packed with Hellhounds.

You had taken a position on a higher elevation to act as the lookout. As your friends prepare the cannon, you notice the Vampire herself along with a human woman and a Ghoul all snickering from behind a rock that's a short distance from your friend. The woman points ahead and all three become a black mist, flowing over to the group before materializing right behind them. Your friends are oblivious as the Vampire prepares an airhorn.

WWYD?

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As much as I want to warn my friends about what's about to happen to them I can't help  want to see how this plays out, and pull out my phone and start to record them from observation point, the next minute I hear the horn go off and both of them jump, the cannon misfires and sends cake flying into the air, I follow the cake with my camera and hear the three women laughing at my friends not aware that the cake is coming down ontop of them.

"Hey you ladies might want to look up!" I yell from my OP and gesture towards the sky where the cake is, when they all look up they see the cake and before they can do anything the cake impacts them covering them all in cake, and try as I might I can't hold it in and laugh at the site both of my friends and teh ladies are covered in cake. "That was perfect this is going to get so many hit on youtube."

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" I look up from my where I'm laughing and notice my friends running at me, the ghoul and women that we're with them are running with them but the vampire has turned into a black mist and is flowing towards me.

"Crap!" I roll over and scramble to my feet putting all the strength I can into running, I look back and the vampire's hand forms trying to grab me. "Nope." I dodge left just as her hand close and continue to run and decide to head home, My friends are going to be pissed but hey they'll be viral hit.

"Release the hounds he can't out run them." I look back at the vampire then at the pit and two Hellhound are let lose. "We about to have some fun with you human." One of them licks their lips and goes into a full charge on all fours.

"This Shit is not happening." I run into city and round several block and make to my house. "Yes I'm home free." I get inside and quickly activate my full moon defence system, blocking all forms on enternce into the house. "That many monster girls all coming at once, my defences aren't going to last long need to get to the computer and fast." I rush to my computer and hook up my phone. "Ok ready to upload." I think outloud.

I quicky get to my computer and move my mouse to the upload button on the screen. "Don't press that button huma!" I stop my finger hovering over the left mouse button, I turn around and spot my friends, the ghoul, the women that was with them and the vampire with two hellhound on either side of her. "I swear if you press that button I will let these Hellhound lose on you." THey both lick their lips and I start to sweat a little.

"Uh, how did you all get in and also I suggest you all back off or I will upload this to youtube." I treaten they back up a little and the vampire eyes me, as well as everone else. "Repter come on man you can't dog us out like this." I look at my friends and know they right.

"Ok here's the deal I won't upload the video on one condition." I point towards the vampire. "You have to go on a date with me." I tell her and the girl blushes and everyone in the room snickers. "Hey don't laugh at the lady." I tell them and she blushes even more.

"Fine I'll go on a date with as long as you keep your end of the deal." I nod in agreement and cancel upload. "How about tomarrow, it's saturday and I know we all have nothing better to do." Wow she moved fast with that one I nod and accept her offer, I just hope I don't make a fool of myself during our date.