Board Thread:What Would You Do?/@comment-34263048-20190123073712/@comment-36855838-20190123123036

Content warning:

Foul, foul, FOUL language.

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I plop down on the grass.

It may be a poor decision, but it's mine to make.

The Mamono approach, some more quickly than others, but since a harpy and dragon arrive simultaneously, a standoff begins.

As more and more arrive, the tension crescendos.

Dorome, whitehorn, unicorn, holstaur, red slime, jinko (in heat, of course), youko, ogre, jörogumo, minotaur, hellhound, roper, Mad hatter, werebat, nekomata, jubjub, humpty egg, werewolf, and more besides.

I lay back in the grass, content.

To be wanted by so many, it's its own kind of bliss.

I speak at last, barely above a whisper.

"Hello, ladies."

An excited, mumbling murmer goes up through the crowd.

"I assume you're here because of the extensive news coverage I got, hmm?"

I see some rapid nods from my prone position.

"Well, I'm sorry to say, I'm not like that. She played up her performance for the courtroom appearance. Yes, I did use fuzzy handcuffs-"

A dark elf 'squee!'d.

"But I'm not into bondage, I just wanted to try it, and I hated it, being tied up. She wanted to, and I relented, on account of her being willing to switch positions. When we did switch off, I couldn't keep going, she had been insulting me the whole time, calling me 'nigger,' and 'limp-dick.'"

I rolled onto my side.

"I'm too tired for this, if you'll treat me gently, I'll have you."

The crowd has gone silent, and some have gone off, others cry in empathy.

A ghoul rolls me onto my back.

I feel her slowly crawl onto me.

She reaches my mouth, my eyes are already wet.

A kiss, deep, forceful, passionate, gentle!

At last, peace.