Talk:Ittan-momen/@comment-26948680-20160521215723

You and an ittan momen are walking down the street when she trips and falls into a bucket of dye. When she climbs out she has a complete tie dyed colouration and she becomes quite spaced out saying things like "woah" and "look at that duck!" Eventually after a lot of inane rambling she turns to you and says "mr Blubbles. You have been a great goldfish to me, therefore you are going to give me away when I marry [your name]" she giggles as she puts a finger to your lips "shhhhhhhh! Don't tell them, I haven't asked!" She should return to normal once the dye has broken down in a few hours. What do you do?