Talk:Dormouse/@comment-75.168.196.138-20140812165553/@comment-25035274-20140812202444

...Rude? Da haelz? It's my house and my bed! I'm tired of all these strange women just randomly breaking into my house for no evident reason! I'm fed up, gosh darnit, and I'm not going to take it any more!

I call my local constabulary and have her breaking-and-entering, free-loading derriere transported to the local detention center! It sounds harsh, but it's better than encouraging such delinquent behaviour!