Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37315504-20190714190018/@comment-29435884-20191225002613

A bard steps into the local tavern, closely followed by a....Dragon? as all the patrons quickly back up, she looks around the room and snorts in contempt.

The tavern owner plucks up his courage and asks the bard how they met.

With this, the bard winks, pulls out his harp and begins...

"Oh, the Dragon's cunt was drooling as I stepped into her cave, and I fucked in the pussy with my long and meaty blade. Twas I who fucked the dragon sing fuckalye sing fuckaloo and if you try to fuck with me then I will...."

At this point the dragon grabs her companion by the jaw. "No" She hisses "You won't."

(Merry Christmas!)