Talk:Manticore/@comment-26115871-20151111213352

You and four friends are walking down a mountain trail when you are attacked by five manticores - one for each of you. Your friends are immediately pinned down, and as the manticores begin ripping the clothes off of their target the fifth manticore heads straight for you. To your surprise she lands directly in front of you, a massive blush on her face as she unconsciously grabs her tail.

"Uh . . . h-hi there . . . H-how's it going . . . uh . . . hey, I-I know we just met and all b-but uh . . . w-well, you're very attractive and uh . . . would it be . . . out of the question . . . for me to uh . . . a-and you can say no, but . . . okay, I can do this, I can do this . . . c-could I please rape you?"

You're busy trying to process her request when the four other manticores simultaneously facepalm, and one immediately shouts 'WHAT PART OF 'WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT' CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?'

"Uh, I-I mean . . . sorry, I'm not usually this a-aggresive but . . . could I please . . . r-rape you without your consent?"

What Do You Do?