Talk:Cheshire Cat/@comment-26376061-20160302002732/@comment-199.116.194.196-20160307033055

I glare at them and check to make sure that the shrine I have built to our lord and savior/destroyer, Godzilla has not been damaged. Upon finding out that it hasn't I decide that they will be permitted to live and go back to glare at them again.

"From here on all fights that are a not life and death scenario will be done with pillows, in a room far away from the shrine. Damages will be tacken out of your rent."

The hellhound yells, "HEY, YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!"

I glare at her, "Considering I own the house and you're staying here only due to the goodness of my heart I most certainly can. Now clean this up, I'm gonna make dinner."

The Cheshire cat pops up beside, "So... no thoughts over the fact that three smexy babes were duking it out over who gets to marry you?"

I stop and look at her, " I'm a single guy, living in a house with three mamono, two of which are well known for being domineering and nearly unstoppable rape beasts, the third being renowned for being the one of the most mischievous races ever to exist... I'm just surprised I haven't been raped yet."