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"Why won't *sniff* he love meeeee!" *Sobs even harder*

Phantom

"Lady, don't patronize me! I know my way ou- OOF!" Bumps into wall then trips backing off and rolls down stairs for about 5 minutes

"What made you think 6 inch heels where a good idea? And why is there a flight of stairs next to the stage? And how did I land on the other side of the stage?"