User blog:The Vaudevillain Veteran/Battle for master`s affection - Cait Sith & Cu Sith One Shot

A/N: This is my first time writing Cu Sith and Cait Sith mamono, so I apologise if it seems a bit lackluster

It was an ordinary day in in the small town of Whiterun. Walking through the town was a human named John.

"Arrgghh, why did I think it was a good idea to get a cat AND a dog?" John asked himself as he was carrying the heavy bags of cat food and dog food.

"Commmmeeeee ooooonnnnn almost there!" John said to himself as he gathered more willpower to get to the front door, which to him seemed so close yet so far away at the same time.

After a grueling walk John had finally arrived to the front door and opened his door to his home.

The sight before him was something he never thought he would`ve seen in his lifetime.

A humanoid creature whose entire body was covered in fur and looked somewhat like a...dog?

"Master! You`re back!" the dog girl shrieked in joy as she lunged towards John; tackling him to the ground.

"Who are you?" John asked in confusion.

"You don`t recognise me master? It`s me Coco." the dog girl named Coco said.

"Coco? But how are you talking? And how are you walking on two feet?" John asked in bewilderment.

"I really wanted to serve you better master, and in my original form I couldn`t do much..." Coco said as she looked into my eyes, her face inching closer and closer until....

"MEEEOOOOWWW! Get of MY master you repulsive mutt" Another voice shrieks out as Coco is tackled off of me by another furry humanoid resembling a cat.

"I got to him first fleabag!" Coco said as she tackled the Cait Sith to the ground.

"Hey hey stop it! Both of you!" John ordered.

Coco and the Cait Sith reluctantly stopped their fight to listen to John.

"Let`s not fight okay? Coco, be nice to Amethyst, Amethyst be nice to Coco." John stated.

"Master you can`t expect me to live with this ungrateful furball, she doesn`t love you the way I do-"

"Hey I love John just as much as you do you wolf reject."

"At least I don`t ruin master`s furniture by scratching it all the time!"

"Rich coming from you who treats the entire house as a urinal."

And thus the cat vs dog fight ensured once again. With a groan John picked both of them up to stop them from fighting.

"If you two don`t stop fighting both of you are sleeping outside tonight." John said.

"I promise I`ll stop master." Coco whimpered.

"Alright I`ll stop, but only if you`ll play with me after this." Amethyst said as she crossed her arms in frustration.

"Are we done fighting now? Good because I got both of you something you`d like a lot" John smirked as he got out a bag of cat and dog treats.

"BISCUITS! MY FAVOURITE! THANK YOU MASTER!" Coco shireked in joy again as she happily held the bag.

"Do you dogs always drool when you get excited? It`s no wonder why there isn`t a dog god." Amethust remarked.

"There`s a reason why us dogs are referred to man`s best friend and not cats." Coco retorted as she wiped the drool from her mouth.

"While you two get to know each other better I`m going to go read a book." John said as grabbed a book and sat on his chair.

John felt something tugging his arm, and turned to see it was Amethyst.

"Can I lay on your lap please?" Amethyst begged as she made her eyes larger to put on her "cute" face.

"Awww How can I resist when you`re acting so cute." John said as he allowed Amethyst to sit on his lap

As if his hand was moving on it`s own, John began scratching Amethyst`s head, a loud purring noise being the sole indicator she was enjoying it.

Coco walked into the room, and wasn`t happy with what she saw.

"Master! Master! Pet me my head too please?" Coco asked as she made her way towards John`s lap to be petted as well.

"You guys really like it when I scratch your heads huh?" John stated as both the girls simply nodded.

John fell into a blissful sleep with the two girls on top of him.