Thread:Flamebiplane/@comment-28718853-20180213204822/@comment-25808351-20180218034735

Yes you gave me fair warning Jester, but you didn't say, "HEY! Gladus is an eating machine! When it comes to sweets, he can out eat a starving Saiyan!" No! Instead you was all, "Hey! Jackass! Got some bling for ya! Take that shit and adore my swag bitch! Check out my kickass mask! Here's a tissue because your wet from my awesome! Oh by the way, Gladus likes sugary treats. So take heed and guard your pantry."

Gladus. That little Goomba. He tricked me with a card trick and fairy dust. I swear, the next time I see him.... we're gonna fight it out, on a videogame! Halo: Combat Evolved! Best out of three! You're going down flutter boy! While Cyndwella puts her head in her hands embarrassed.

"My FUCKING husband is passionately squaring off against a FUCKING butterfly on a FUCKING videogame! The FUCK am I doing with my FUCKING life?" Cyndwella- 2018