Talk:Pharaoh/@comment-25118681-20141008031440/@comment-26097222-20150211154849

^ Heh... I now have this image in my head.

Imagine a camera pan, across the desert then it plunges down into the dirt, passing through solid matter. The camera passes a big metal hopper in a cavern labeled 'Sands of History' before sweeping down through more solid dirt. The camera breaks out into a vast cavern, filled with thousands of laboring Mummy girls, being directed by dozens of Anubi. They are hurriedly constructing brand new ancient ruins. Overlooking this is a Pharaoh on a throne, and she has a word balloon -- "Work faster, girls! Those archaeologists will get here any day now!" Hehehe...