Lyle shrugged, picking up the kunoichi with a heave, carrying her over his shoulder.
"When you awaken, your rehabilitation into someone cool will begin." He whispered, rolling his eyes at the bunny girl.
"If I am a moron, I'm sure you'll find that I'm a lovable moron.. why else would you intervene and assist me, eh?"
"Eeeh, if you're 9 years old, you wouldn't make a good meat shield."
"Oh. Yeah! I'd be a great meatshield!" He paused on the thought. "You uh.. probably don't know anyone else than can be impaled without flinching, huh.."
(Pass, skip.. etc.)