Battle of the Dead Zed Matriarchy
Previously, on AMC's Shevil Dead...
The mysterious hooded presence known only as Click rescued a little girl from certain death, taking her to the roof of a certain building. After mending her bruises, Click got into contact with other equally mysterious people, instructing the little girl to accompany them to safety.
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Grigor Armstrong and Nikolai successfully defeated Zabie, one of the many wights serving Mistress Alphie, the Vampiress that ruined their town. Tensions escalate slightly, as Zabie works out her part of the deal.
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Xero finally obtained his weaponry, but on his way to retrieve his armor, he found himself tangled in a web, wait no, it was a tongue. A tongue of love, by a strange erotic weapon known only as The Licker.
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Pat and Greta, the boy and ghost combo, managed to escape a horde of zombies, and are now contemplating their next move. They have only one hour to find relative safety. When that hour is up, the ghost will be separated from her new companion.
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Alphie, now carrying the body of Egward, has entered the city, bloodlust in her eyes... she aims to make Click answer for his crimes. His crimes of murder.
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The skeleton sisters; Glendias and Velma, wait absentmindedly around the school, curious as to when their new human friend will finish playing with Zabie.
And so the story continues...