Aight!, let's hunt down my Waifu!!
Does that sound a bit.. wrong?
Aight!, let's hunt down my Waifu!!
Does that sound a bit.. wrong?
I emerge from around a corner, savouring the last of an exotic fruit or some such. I spot Spazerz talking to the Wyvarian and walk up. "Don't worry, I'm here. Could I go over the plan with you, when you've finished your conversation? I just want to get something straight."
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TOVARISHCH!, *gibs big ol' bear hug* where have you of beings?. I have looked everywhere for you y'know?.
I rubbed the back of my head nervously. "I landed a few kilometres away from town, so I had to hike here through the forest. Jesus fuck, I feel like a coiled snake, ready to stab the first thing that surprises me." I check over my shoulder, and take a deep breath. "Those Velociraptors were merciless. I thought I was down and out."
Well you are safe now comrade, and it's all good now.
"May i take comrade wth me on quest?" i ask the wyvarian lady.
The Wyvarian Lady nods, "Of course, though you two don't look like guild hunters..."
"Njet, we're just comrades, anyways we'll accept the quest for the Dahaka thank you"
I blink, then pull Spazerz aside. "So let me get this straight. We're going deep into the Reptile Kingdom; one of the most savage lands of this world...Into a goddamned DESERT where freaking sand whales can swallow ships whole...And not just 'can', they do so on a regular basis...To find an evil omnicidal dragon with not one, but THREE heads, whose mamono form is just changing the heads a bit...and to top it all off, we're going to be delivering something SO BIG that it can't be airlifted...and at the end of it all, we're just going to go back the same way we came?!" My voice had been steeply climbing in hysteria throughout my speech, rising to a peak at the conclusion. My eye appeared to momentarily twitch, and my arms were gesticulating alongside the speech.
The Wyvarian Lady frowns, "I see, that poses a problem. I am the manager of this Guild Hall and Guild Policy doesn't allow for anyome other than licenced hunters to go on official quests. This is dangerous work after all. I'm afraid I can't simply sign off on you going on that mission..."
"Hm...I see a loophole in that statement, one that's likely going to get us killed. At the very least, given a couple major fractures."
i give her the you wot m8 look and sigh.
How can i get a hunter's license then?