Aight!, let's hunt down my Waifu!!
Does that sound a bit.. wrong?
Aight!, let's hunt down my Waifu!!
Does that sound a bit.. wrong?
"Hm...I see a loophole in that statement, one that's likely going to get us killed. At the very least, given a couple major fractures."
i give her the you wot m8 look and sigh.
How can i get a hunter's license then?
I place a hand on Spazerz' shoulder. "She said that only official hunters can go off on official quests. So, I say we just do it ourselves! Who needs the Hunter's Guild, anyway?" I hesitate for a moment, then add, "Us in about twelve hours, I reckon." I shake my head and put on a big, confident smile. "Come on, we can do it ourselves! We've got Communism on our side!"
"Ciao" I say to the Wyvarian before going out of the Gathering hall, with Sergey (Mah bear bro Who conveniently popped out of nowhere) dragging the Gift.
I wave with one hand. "I don't think that flying a Rauser near the Azi Dahaka is safe, mostly because it's German...I know! Uhh...go to the very start of our destination, and describe it for me. I have to go to the fields, or some long, flat expanse of land. Most of the Russian planes in WW2 required runways, instead of being tailsitters like the Rauser." I take a few steps away, then snap my fingers and turn back to Spazerz. "Do you have any communications technology? We're going to have to stay in contact, if we are to escort the Gift properly."
I raise an eyebrow in suspicion, before sitting down in front of the scroll cross-legged. I close my eyes, and focus on Spazerz. In some remote, undisciplined part of my mind, the faint sound of the Russian National Anthem can be heard. I push that away and focus on Spazerz. Interestingly, it grows louder. If the same thing is happening to Spazerz, then what would he hear? I wonder. It'd probably be something like this.
Shortly afterwards both hear the sound when you gain an item in legend of zelda and we now have super coll bad-ass mind powers.. Yay!
"Ok are you Ret-2-go?"
I stand up and blink in confusion. "I've never heard that term before. At all. But I understand it, so that's good." I take a few steps. "Er, meet you and the very start of the road. Listen for the sounds of an engine coming from above." I take off down the road, heading for the city limits. However, by some chance, I happen to round a corner and slam straight into a Troo, knocking her into her Gigant associate. The Troo looks up at me, and the Gigantic looks down. I murmur, "Oh, scheiße."
Meanwhile i decide to just wlak out of town.. like a baws, with mah Fab Addidas tracksuit. But then my belly starts rumbling.. I need Foods, so i go to the local restaurant, sit down and await the waiter.