Aight!, let's hunt down my Waifu!!
Does that sound a bit.. wrong?
Aight!, let's hunt down my Waifu!!
Does that sound a bit.. wrong?
Shortly afterwards both hear the sound when you gain an item in legend of zelda and we now have super coll bad-ass mind powers.. Yay!
"Ok are you Ret-2-go?"
I stand up and blink in confusion. "I've never heard that term before. At all. But I understand it, so that's good." I take a few steps. "Er, meet you and the very start of the road. Listen for the sounds of an engine coming from above." I take off down the road, heading for the city limits. However, by some chance, I happen to round a corner and slam straight into a Troo, knocking her into her Gigant associate. The Troo looks up at me, and the Gigantic looks down. I murmur, "Oh, scheiße."
Meanwhile i decide to just wlak out of town.. like a baws, with mah Fab Addidas tracksuit. But then my belly starts rumbling.. I need Foods, so i go to the local restaurant, sit down and await the waiter.
Little do our protagonists know, certain red scaled dragon, one that Janadian would be rather familiar with, rests on a cliff ledge her eyes, sharper than any eagles, catches sight of Jany in his predicament. She narrows her eyes as her thrusters begin heating up.
A teenage Holstalamia slithers up to Spazers, "Um, hi! May I take your order?"
(I leave the rest of RPing the Red Comet to you Jany.)
(Wait. What kind of city or settlement is this taking place in?)
I wave goodbye and take off down the street, at full pace. The Gigant helps the Troo to her feet, then starts after me, picking up speed. I bolt around a corner and up through a window, climbing to the rooftops. The Gigant attempts to follow, but her weight is too much for the weak wooden rooftops to handle. In other words, 'she too damn thicc'. She growls in anger, then punches the side of the house. The entire wall practically caves in, making me slip and fall. She stands over me, with a look of pure anger on her face. "You! You are dead!" A dawn of recognition alights in my face. "Oh, you're Russian. Well, that's good. I actually have a friend who's Russian, over that way. Just look for the guy with the bear-" I roll over as her fist slams into the ground, leaving a child-sized crater. "Ah. This is bad." I pull forward with two hands, then scramble to my feet and bolt. The Gigant leaps forward, instantly gaining momentum. "Fuck."
The Valk takes two steps back, morphing into her primal form. Her wings seethe and she lets out an ear-splitting roar, high and shrill like a bird of prey's...
(A smallish town.)
The Holstalamia pokes Spazers wi5h her tail, "U-uh excuse me?"
Me: *jumps**looks at Holstalamia* Oh Privjet!, of apologisings, i tend to fall asleep waiting orders, *sigh* happens all the time:
Anyways, i order dis *points at a traditional reptile kingdom dish on the Menu* (don't realy care what it is, i just want Foods :/)
I slide under a fruit vendor and slip through a crowd, like a snake through the reeds. The crowd quickly disperses in front of the enraged Gigant, who barrels through like a derailed train. "Wait, why am I running? I have magic!" Sliding to a stop, I turn around and swing my arm around my head. Pulling my clenched fist down past my shoulder, I push forward with a splayed palm. A furious gust of wind slams into the Gigan, making her stagger. "Stormi! Right flank!" A gale-force blast of air hits the Gigant from the side, sending her tumbling off. A green-skinned Sylph appears from thin air (haha?) and grabs me from behind, hugging the back of my neck in midair. "You were great, Stormi. Couldn't have done it without you." She smiles and laughs, then the faint sound of a shrieking roar crosses my eardrums. My eyes widen in fear. "Oh, god no..."
The Valk slowly lowers her thrusters. Crisis averted...she reverts to mamono form and turns around, blasting skyward around the mountain.
(Don't that she'd be leaving you yet Jany, she's had her eye on you for quite some time.)
The Holstalamia quickly makes note of the meal that Spazerz had selected before slithering off towards the kitchen, "It'll be out in a moment sir!"
A Compy sits perched a nearby wall looking down at Janadian, her dark grey scales amd black hair making the crest of long, neon pink feathers growing out her head all the more eye catching.
She tilts her head, "You're a bit of a dunder head ain'tcha?"