"Ok, fine!" I shout and step out of the cupboard.
"Look, I think we found a hero!" taunts the hellhound. The Minotaur walks over to me and punches me in the nose. I wake up in a trunk. The three monsters standing over me. They pull me out and I stand up.
"Ok buddy," says the Ogre, "Just give us the money, and we will happily leave you alone."
"I don't have any..." The Hellhound punches me in the gut. The pain is severe and I fall over onto the ground.
"Don't games asshole."
"Please, I don't have it." That gets me a kick to the face. My nose begins to bleed, and the Ogre turns me onto my back, then lifts me up by the front of my shirt until we are eye level.
"Look, you can just tell us were the money is, or you can meet the boss. Your choice."
"I don't have any money right now, I told you." With that she punches my lights out again. I wake up tied to a chair in a makeshift interrogation room. The three monsters are there, but there is now a Dunuki and a Pharaoh.
"How much does he owe us?" the Pharaoh asks
"twenty thousand," replies the Dunuki.
"Ok darling, how about I make it fifteen thousand, just give me that, and we will let you go."
"I don't have fifteen thousand." I whisper.
"Well than how much do you have."
"Only have thirteen thousand,"
"How about that then. You can pay the rest in five months. That's enough time to get seven thousand."
"But, I have to get food, and pay rent, I have a wife, and..."
I am once again cut short by a punch to the gut.
"Hmmm," says the Pharaoh, "I'll be back in an hour. Do whatever you want."
She leaves, the Dunuki is about to follow but the Pharaoh says, "You have had a long day, you can stay as well."
After she leaves. The four monsters begin to strip. Then they tear my clothes off. The Hellhound sits on me. I close my eyes. Then I hear a scream. I look to see a Jinko punching the Ogre. The Minotaur goes for her ax but an Elf shoots her in the head. The The Dunuki tries to call for help, but a dark Valkyrie stabs her in the chest. The hellhound gets up to be pummeled by my Yeti wife. The hellhound falls to the ground, my wife jumping on top and repeatedly punching her in the face. The Ogre pushes the Jinko off of her, but the Dark Valkyrie cleaves her in two. My wife finishes beating the Hellhound and runs to me. She cuts me free and embraces me in a hug. She helps me to the car that they had arrived in.
On the way home I begin to cry. She embraces me again.
"Shhh, honey, everything's OK, I'll protect you."
When we arrive home I begin to think.
"What will we do when the Pharaoh comes after us again?" I ask, terrified.
My wife responds, "I found us some body guards."
"But, how will we pay for them?"
My wife looks at the floor and blushes, "Well...they agreed to...other terms."
Then it dawned on me. That night the three others let out there lust on me. I lay in bed, my four wifes all trying to hug me, at least now the pharaoh would have more trouble getting to me.