You had been out partying with your friends, and probably had more than one too many.
You were making your way to your home, as it wasnt that far, but pretty soon you realized yuo should have taken the cab, even thuogh you lived barely a mile away from the nightclub.
As you were passing trough a park you stumbled and fell. and even though it's cold outside, it's not freezing either, you are too tired and too drunk to continue any further. and you just doze off in the side of the pathway.
When you wake up you have the worst hangover ever. But what worries you more is that you have no clue where you are.
You are on a large bed, there is bucket right next to you, and couple glasses of water. You cant see your clothes, and you have only your boxers on.
You grunt as you stand up to go looking for a bathroom, and almost fall over wheile you are making your way to the door.
You open the door, but almost stumble over again, but instead you stumble against an ogre, who grabs you and lifts you back on your feet.
-"Our prince charming has woken up I see." she says.
-"Uhh, where's the bathroom?" is all you manage to mumble.
-"Oh, right, right this way." she answers and guides you to the bathroom.
You finnish your business, and stumble out of the bathroom, and she guides yuo back to the bedroom.
-"I have your clothes in a washer, as you had managed to land on some dogshit, I bring you something to eat and drink soon, and maybe we can get to know eachoters bit better while your clothes are drying. But now just try to get bit better."
As you lay on the bed you take a first good look at her, just to realize that she isnt wearing almost anything, just some quite revealing lingerie.
WWYD