(Based off a Youtube video I saw of a lizard escaping a bunch snakes and walking off saying yeah I'm a badass.)
You've been hauling ass for a good twenty minutes now trying to keep the lamia that's chasing you down from making you her husband when you jump over a ledge and land is a rocky clearing when you reach the middle you notice something seems off the Lamia has quickly entered the clearing with you and stops. "You have nowhere to run now you're all mine."
Just as you're about to try to escape again you start hearing the sound of slight rock movement and snake hissing you and the lamia look around and the both of you are surrounded by more Lamia. "Back off you homewreckers this man is mine."
"Only if you catch him first." One of them says aloud and the others all agree.
Tell us of your daring escape or how you met your wife.