Alright gentlemen, I think we all know of the "In soviet Russia" jokes. Well now I'm presenting the concept of the MGE version, "In hedonist Lescatie".
Give me your best "In hedonist Lescatie" jokes.
I'll start this off
In hedonist Lescatie, cow milks you.
In hedonist Lescatie, monkey spanks you.
In hedonist Lescatie, dragon lays you.