(This roleplay is pre-Truce Covenant, but basically is before the signature)
On the ocean near Zipangu, a pirate ship was sailing, with the pirates inside padding hard.
"Row, you tito, row! Put your backs into it, row faster, faster, or I'll throw you all in iron!" Called the captain while the crew was padding the rows.
"Well, come on, Delmin! How do you like your first wave, let's hear it." He asked at one of them, the novice.
"Oh, I really like the pirate's life, Captain!"
"Well, with us you're going to seeadventures like you never saw.and we all going to dead free. We'll board Order 's ships and take their treasures!"
"Hooray!"
"And Coast's ships!
"Hooray!"
"And Emmerian's ships!"
"Is it all!"
"And the Monster Girls's!" Said the novice.
Suddenly all movement on the ship stopped, the novice being the only one visible, this one looking around confused about what happened.
"Never say Monster Girl, not on my ship!" Said the captain, getting out of their hideout in the ship's hold. "The Monster Girl is the evil eye, worse than hurricane, of all the perils, they are the worst."
"A ship! A Ship!" Called the ship's watcher.
"Where is she, look out, lets hear it!" Said the captain getting out.
"On the po-, on the por-, on the port.-"
"On the port side. They are Monster Girls, right?"
"No, they are No-... No-... No-..."
"Nothgardians!" Yelled the crew to the watcher,
"There are to mu- mu-, to mu- mu-."
"Nothgardians? It'll be a good booty!" The captain said going to look to port, but he jaw dropped in disbelief.
"There are to mu- mu- much!"
Evidently, there was a massive fleet of ships of Nothgard, surely counting as hundreds, all coming in the same direction.
"Clear around, lads, and hurry!" Ordered suddenly the captain. "Let's just hoist the mainsail, turn around the ship! Row for all your worth!"
That was useless, because all the ships just ran over the pirate ship without stop, sinking the pirate ship. After that, the pirates held themselves on the remains of the sunk ship still floating on the sea.
"I guess we sure were lucky that it wasn't the Monster Girls." Commented the novice, while the captain just growled at his comment.
In one of the ships, the Emperor Demian Magnus Agion itself was commanding the fleet, with his chosen commander Danjiro Tokunaga at his side, while the emperor was looking a map he had.
"My lord, we're spotting the Zipangu's coast just there," Tokunaga informed the Emperor, where he could see the coast visibly.
"Our invasion will start here." The Emperor signaled on a map the position. "We must submit Zipangu. They've mocked us from long ago."
"Oh, it's sure thing, you can't miss, Emperor. You should go in and conquer this .little Zipangu."
"This great Zipangu, remember that in all their history they were never conquered. For them as well as for us, history will record this as the longest day." The Emperor said, spreading his arms wide.
"May the Gods sent a favorable wind." Said Tokunaga.
Suddenly an opposed gust of wind flew the map, just hitting the Emperor and covering his frontal completely, even surprising Tokunaga.
"We're off to a great start." Commented the Emperor at this, with the map on his face.
"Uh-uh..." Just dropped Tokunaga.
(If you wonder, this intro was made taking as base the movie Asterix in Britain)