Hypothesized methods of obstruction:
- "Base 8" conversion.
- Computer storage
Being type:
- 4731
Hypothesized diet:
- Biographical data (tests inconclusive)
- Sexual fluids of those who utter biographical data (confirmed)
- Spare change (tests ongoing)
- Pens (tests ongoing)
Hypothesized disposition(s):
- Lustful
- Aggressive
- Needy
- Voracious (confirmed)
Habitat:
- Class 4 mobile entity, no fixed habitat, hyper adaptive
Methods:
- Grenades.
•Forty seven personnel "consumed" do not attempt neutralization.
- Further attempts made contrary to orders, headed by Doctor Heinkel.
•An additional ten personnel consumed, Doctor Heinkel reassigned to Hellhound tear farm.
Description:
- Entity appears as a mass of black strands which flutter about as if under strong winds.
- Strands flutter regardless of atmospheric conditions.
- Strands vaguely surround a woman-shaped space in the center.
- Figure poses provocatively.
- Any who describe the entity aloud are assaulted.
- Any who write of it on paper are assaulted.
- Entity does not understand euphemisms, figures of speech, etc.
- Entity cannot understand computers.
- Those assaulted are drained of all sexual fluids, and most knowledge of the Entity.
- Remaining knowledge is vague, leading them to seek the entity to understand.
- This leads to them describing it, repeating the cycle.
- Entity is apparently highly skilled at fellatio, despite having "lips so juicy, they aren't there."
- Entity is presumed conventionally unkillable, do not engage in combat.
- Entity is presumed harmless, but interruptive, do not distribute this data.