A noise awakens you from your slumber. You head to the living room to find a Baphomet sprawled across the floor and a broken window nearby. She notices you and says, "Thank goodness you're still sane! There's this Baphomet whose been corrupted by adulthood and is trying to corrupt the Sabbath! I need to get you to safety!"
The door near you opens and an adult curvacious Baphomet steps through. She grins at her smaller counterpart and says, "I'd hound you for not knocking, but that would make me a hypocrite Sis."
"Don't listen to her!" the small Baphomet cries.
"Don't listen to me? Sis you're the one whose been spreading corruption. I'm only trying to stem the tide and repair the damage that you and your little clubhouse caused. Now why don't you run along and play hopscotch with your friends?" says the adult Baphomet.
"I'm not leaving without him!" the small Baphomet declares as she points a finger at you.
"Are you sure about that?" the adult Baphomet inquires as she looks at you.
WWYD?