(Response from Last one)
The werecat tries jumping and jumping to reach the owl sitting on the branch just out of her reach. The owl just looks down at her unamused.
(Response from Last one)
The werecat tries jumping and jumping to reach the owl sitting on the branch just out of her reach. The owl just looks down at her unamused.
"Making off with my loot you bold bastard!?" an Ogre shouts down to a battle mage attempting to leave with the treasure.
The battle mage looks up at the Ogre and replies with a smirk, "I found it first!"
"It was in my cave!" the Ogre roars as she hops down from the ledge onto the same level as the man.
"Yours or the many other mamono that live here?" the battle mage asks intending to get under the Ogre's skin.
The Ogre grits her teeth at him and growls, "I'm going to break you in half buddy!"
"Gotta catch me first!" the battle mage taunts as he activates a haste spell and takes off through the cave with the Ogre in hot pursuit.
He is the first to exit the cave and when the Ogre arrives he is nowhere to be found.
Furious with her loss, she lets out a yell before she storms back into the cave.
Two brother are escaping the snowy moutain during winter hazard. They had to stay under the tree. Older brother pray for the warm. Their bus struck.
and not for long, an ice queen appeared.
However, Ice queen surprised that they travel here only to collect Ice for their shaved ice bussiness. They're too poor to aquired ice magic and functional fridge. The bus is acually stall powered by biking electricity. Their next plan is just installing solar cell.
The ice queen said
Ice queen: "Are you mad??? Why you two risk yourself just for puny icy bussiness???? Your life is more important than money! I don't even pity my ice here....You two are good men.
But then ice queen heartfelled that two men were cheated by a danuki. They tries to stand by theirself again and their parents just passed out from old. Ice queen sees oppunity to aquire man harem.
Ice queen: I have a bargain. I will give you free ice and money if you want...but you two will be my....husband.
The two didn't hestitate to accept since they love ice. Ice queen surprised in joy. And let's her taste their shaved ice.
It was great. But ice queen think they can improve more...
Afterward, with the high quality ice. The buniness grow a lot. And their family and icy child are cute too. And Ice queen is so happy that she had 2 man who working hard to earn money more and more until her tressure grow. Just shaved ice, but they had persistance and brain. They also help household, althought there's kikimire taken care of it.
Ice queen never felt this joy from this two brother. She think as she ate shaved ice when those two are working in a bus. She is managing shaved ice bussiness.
It was winter again. That two brother struck as usal. But they had magic winter cloth and solar cell bus. They don't have to face cold again...acually they stryck because they are waiting for large order of shaved ice from Yeti's Orphanage
Ice queen: Dilicious...
An intense and emotional duel between master and apprentice is interrupted when an annoyed voice screams, "Will you two idiots keep it down!?"
Both jedi look down to find an angry red dragon looking up at them. "I'm trying to sleep here!" she grumbles.
In the midst of the distraction Anakin goes for a sneak attack which is blocked by Obi-wan and the battle continues.
The dragon, feeling like she does not have time to deal with this nonsense, takes flight in search of another cave to take a nap in.
A Gremlin is working in the Labtory with plenty of Automaton. She's researching a new sex toy with her husband. But her husband didn't get any payment and become lab mouse many times. So, he need revenge.
A sex? No, a goose.
Tada Tada Tada Tada, he give a hell goose an objective.
- Plan executed -
An Automaton is guarding apodiastic clamber. Then she heard a sound "Honk". She is programed as an intruder. But it turn out to be radio.
Who the hell placed it here.
Not for long, an apodiastic clamber overload and explode. A goose with antiode in the mouth swim from the clamber. An Automaton meant to terminate. But the water electric shock her. She get shocked, later horny and masturbate. A goose walk passed by.
The plan went more than expected. The apodiastic flood the factory, worker both Mamono and human become horny. Electric generator ocerloaded. Automaton electric shocked.
All because: A goose
- Plan Result: Success 500% -
Later on, Gremlin frusterested. And Later on, the goose cause turbulance across the factory. Her husband bargain with her an salary. She agree, only to take this hell goose out.
New Profile pict: Kylo ren from rise of skywalker.
(Psst, the one on the left is a woman.)
Kylo is walking through a jungle when he senses someone behind him. He ignites his lightsaber and turns to find a Kakuen who immediately raises her hands in surrender and says with a nervous grin, "Whoa easy! I wasn't going to do anything to you."
"Why were you following me?" asks Kylo.
"I just wanted to know who you were," the Kakuen replies.
"I am Kylo Ren, leader of the First Order!" Kylo declares.
Upon hearing this, the Kakuen snickers and says, "Hold on, THE Kylo Ren?"
She points a finger at Kylo and asks, "The one who got his ass kicked by a woman who held a lightsaber for the first time?"
"Do not insult me!" Kylo snaps as he uses the force to slam the Kakuen into a tree, knocking her unconscious.
"Cur," Kylo mutters as he continues on.
When the Kakuen regains consciousness she mutters to herself with a chuckle, "Dumbass got his ass kicked by a first-time lightsaber user. He's nowhere near as threatening as Darth Vader or Darth Maul."
As the pair drove through the thick snow their van suddenly ground to halt, the man popped the bonnet open hoping to fix whatever fault had occurred.
"Any luck honey?" The women asked worriedly. "No, the battery's dead. Must of shorted out due to the cold." the man sighed.
Before the pair could worry further a voice broke out " Excuse me, could you two give a ride?" The pair turn to see se Raiju emerge from the howling wind.
The pair look at each other, not believing their luck "Sure, If you don't mind holding these for a minute." the man said holding out some jump leads.
As the Raiju held the jump lead, the women turned the ignition and the Van roared into life as a look of ecstacy appeared on the Raiju's face.
With the Van running again the pair continued on their journey with the Raiju in tow.
(New PFP, A Bard, A magic user who specializes in weaving magic spells with music)
(Casts Revive spell)
An injured Weresheep sits idly on a bucket. She has narrowly escaped a group of Order zealots and hopes that they won't find her again as she is doubtful that she will outrun them a second time. As she wonders what her next move should be she hears a humble tune and and notices red streaks swirling around her.
She gasps as she watches her wounds heal up and her body reenergize. "You feeling better?" a voice asks and the Weresheep spots a bard coming toward her.
The Weresheep nods and says, "Yes! Thank you!"
"It's my duty to help those in need!" states the bard.
"Could I be your travelling companion? I don't exactly have a place to call home," the Weresheep inquires.
"Absolutely, my abode isn't too far from here," the bard replies and motions for the mamono to follow him which she happily does.
A couple was treading through the deep snow and seemingly no hope of finding shelter then they found a yeti who was scavenging a forest "Excuse me do you have a place where we can stay?" The man asked and yeti said, "Yup I'll take you there." So they followed her until they reached a yeti village and stay there for long duration of time.