(Response from Last one)
The werecat tries jumping and jumping to reach the owl sitting on the branch just out of her reach. The owl just looks down at her unamused.
(Response from Last one)
The werecat tries jumping and jumping to reach the owl sitting on the branch just out of her reach. The owl just looks down at her unamused.
A group of L33T crew agents stand guard at one of the many AAHW bases dotting the Nevadan landscape. Things are as quiet and (relatively) normal, discounting that one grunt whose head spontaneously exploded.
Suddenly a figure appears in the distance, a female figure with blue skin dressed like a samurai stripper.
"Oh come on!" yells one of the agents "The AAA aren't even trying anymore!" He follows this statement with a burst from his FAMAS, hitting the approaching Ochimusha centre mass.
This does nothing. The approaching warrior unsheaths her blade and continues her approach.
Suddenly, background music Â
"Ah fuck, here we go again."
Priscilla spots an odd figure step into her chamber, a Baphomet armed with a scythe.
"Your heart speaks of bravery coming through here, but Anor Londo is no place for young little girls like you," she warns.
The Baphomet scrunches up her face in anger and screams at Priscilla, "Young!? Lady I'm 5,132 years old!"
As the visitor continues to ramble on, Priscilla shakes her head and wonders how she got into this mess.
An Agent had fight with the protagonist. But the protagonist activate teleport him away to defend himself...to MGE world.
At MGE world. A gremlin and 3 Automatons are working in bruised chamber when the Agent with FAMAS came...
Agent: "I am...Alive????"
Gremlin: "W....Who are you??!!"
Agent: Oh wait....OH WAIT!!! OH CRAP!!! I AM NOT IN NEVADA! WHERE AM I???!!!
Gremlin: "WHO KNOWS! YOU COME FROM ANOTHER WORLD IF I GUESS! YOU SUDDEN TELEPORT WITH A STRANGE TOOL IN YOUR HAND!!!
Agent: Strange tool? This FAMAS?
After disscussion a while. Agent found out this world never developed guns. RPG monster become lustful. Evil Medival Nazis. And this Gremlin want to counquer world.
He then got an Idea...with Engineering knowlang and a FAMAS in the hand...
Later on, the Nazi of MGE which constrct of humans, mamono...and Guns! has begin their first conquest....
A lilim was amazed to witness a star destroyer flying over her people but she did not have to worry since no matter what intentions it has with her people she is capable to defending.
(New PFP The Lunatic Cultist from Terraria and his most favourite thing to do is praising the moon lord)
The Lunatic Cultist stands atop a pedestal, giving praise to the moon. His praises slow when a strange yellow eye forms in place of the moon. He is confused for a moment, wondering if the Moon Lord is angry with him until he begins to feel himself lose his senses.
A sultry voice whispers to him, "All of that power, and you couldn't even see me coming."
A grinning Gazer reveals herself to her catch and she embraces him in a hug.
An Agent carefully walked down the corridor of a Desert complex of the A.A.H.WÂ
He was on edge, the other personel had these odd bites that leaked this strange purple fluid and they were all acting rather odd. Also recently women with snake tails in place of their legs started showing up on the base and taking away many of the personel, some of which tried to grab him.Â
As he rounded the corner he bumped into the Apophis responsable for taking over the complex getting a face full of her ample chest in the process. Before he can react her tail is wrapped his body as she sinks her fangs into him thus making him the latest addition to her growing army.
With the A.A.H.W Desert complex now fully under control she now enough soldiers for her assault on the nearest Pharaaoh's tomb.
(Man, I know this thread is nearly full but it suddenly went quite all of sudden.
I don't know much about Madness Combat so this was my best attempt.)
A Witch is Arguing with a Dark mages. Who is better on flirting men until a Battlemage walk around.
A witch then challange a dark mage to flirt racing with the battlemage. The battlemage is going to walk away in disinterest but the witch halt him first. Only to get slice in a face with parayzing sword.
A dark mage's turn. She hug the battlemage in face and use potioned breast to charm him. Only he has imunity and pick up hammer and drop on her foot little finger. Made her scream in pain and lie on ground.
They only found out later that this guys has Automaton wife...they promise a harmony.
A Cockatrice is enjoying the moonlight when a triangular shaped object blocks out the moon. "What the heck," she mumbles only to panic when multiple explosions happen around her from the lasers fired by the Star Destroyer.
She takes off in a desperate attempt to get to safety using a mix of luck and her own skill to avoid being vaporized. Trees and other fauna are disintegrated and the Cockatrice eventually reaches a cave where she dives into it a mere second before an explosion occurs behind her that would have definitely ended her life were she a second late.
(Google is your friend Corvus.)
A 1337Â crew agent spots a suspicious silhouette in the distance. After taking a second to make sure it isn't the improbability drive throwing around illusions again, he raises his rifle and fires a burst at it.
Seconds later, he feels a numbing sensation spreading from his back before collapsing face down in the dirt. Seconds before he passes out, he spots a Dullahan in a bandana and a Kunoichi wearing a baseball cap.
The latter of the two retrieves her DS kunai from the agents back as her grumbling companion pays up, regretting taking the bet that such a simple distraction wouldn't work.
Priscilla is approached by a dullahan who wandered a bit too deep "Leave my prison." She said to her but the dullahan withdrew her blade to intimidate her but she's far stronger than her.
Priscilla strikes down her weapon on the hard floor the dullahan dodge but flees because she's not powerful enough to take on her for now.