you are a monster (insert species here) that was walking through the park during your walk you found a human child (shota) the child was so adorable that you could not resist the temptation so you kidnapped him and took him to an abandoned warehouse ...
you: it's time to have fun little boy
human child: before that I can make a call?
you: it's fine but it's fast
human child: hello ... police ... a monster kidnaps me and is about to abuse me ... thanks
several police patrols and helicopters surround the warehouse quickly
police: F.B.I open the door!
WWD?