Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
"Actually I found it. NOW HANDS UP AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
Undine:
What are you thoughts about Ignis?
"Too hotheaded. They really need to relax."
Vampire, Vamp Mosquito, Werebat
"Ladies, I strongly believe that mosquitos better represent vampires than bats. The large majority of bat species eat fruit and insects and there are very few species that actually drink blood. Mosquitoes meanwhile drink blood and spread disease that lead to death much like vampirism. Wouldn't you all agree?"
Werebat: I agree, I've always hate it when people refer to me as a vampire.
Vamp Mosquito: I agree.
Vampire: I personally for my species feel rather offended. I will not let my great species be compared with an insignificant insect species. I would prefer a bat, because at least they have somewhat of a brain. But I will not let people compare my species with such unintelligent animals.
Demon Lord:
(PFP) The Chief God sent 10 of her "great heros" to hunt me down. So, would you mind if I sleep here tonight?
"You won't be sleeping in MY home, but you're more than welcome to sleep anywhere in my domain."
Doppelganger
"Alright, ready to play some...WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FRIEND!!!?"
"Uh...I uh...SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *runs away when you turn around*
Redcap
Where did you get that chainsaw? And why are you looking at me like that?
Redcap: *Charges after TheMaskKeeper while reving the demon realm silver chainsaw*
Lizardman
(PFP) "For cying out loud! Would you leave me alone?! You know that there are those who don't consider us Battlemages as true Warriors, Right?"
"But you defeated me in combat, so therefore you ARE a true warrior!"
Girtablilu, Sandworm
Who often gets more men out in the desert?
Girtablilu: I do because I can zone in on a target better and I also have a better chance of catching a man.
Sandworm: MEN?! WHERE?!
Gyoubu Danuki:
(PFP) Well, well, well. What do we have here? Another thief that has crawled here to steal some of my riches. Did you really think I would just leave my treasure unguarded?
darn! better get out of here!
Lilim
hey honey look what i found! now we can go to other places without paying! we can now fly for free! whoopee!
Darling you do realize that I could have flown you anywhere for free, right?
Apophis:
Do your purple scales come naturally?