Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
Gremlin: Producing men on demand? The potential for this technology is limitless!
Lilim: Men mass produced solely as cannon fodder? I must speak to Mother, this republic must fall!
Doppelganger: Hey, that one with the red stripes on his shoulder plate just winked at me! Can I keep him?
Sea Bishop
Do you have to follow Krakens around so you can save the sailors from the ships they sink?
"Most often yes."
Ocelomeh Clan
Could you ladies please clear out the Girtablilus that surround our village? I'll pay you.
"Of course!!! But pay us with let us taste all men in village!"
After that 7 days...
"Where the fuck are you, Girtablilus???? Reveal your ass!!!!"
Gremlin and Lilim.
Since i asked you a lot. Can you give me name? And tell me how to turn Darth Vader to your husband?
Gremlin: My name is Holly, and I would force his suit to malfunction until he complies.
Lilim: My name is Rose, and the power of magic and lust work wonders.
Griffon:
(PFP) Where do you think you're going with my treasure?!
Vader simply force choke a Griffon.
Vader: I sence a disturbance not from you, but from the force.
Vader simply walk in while holding griffon. And uses the force to pick up a sith holocron from the piles of tresure.
Vader: I only want this. Go away, or die.
Vader release her. The chills goes down on spine of griffon.
Kikimora
Do you often wear ushanka, pet a bear, drink Vodka, dance hardbass, shoot AK, being communist and say Cyka Blyat? Since you're slavic mythology , mean russian as well
Uh...I'm from Chicago.
Minotaur
How much do you bench? Would you mind if I feel your muscles?
"600 pounds, and yeah feel free."
Yeti
Has anyone ever rejected your hugs?
"Usually no one. No one ever want to reject my hug! Except..."
Koo~ Pow~ (Vader breath) echo from long distance. Shilver down on spine
Harpy, Holly the gremlin and Rose the Lilim
Du sie vant to Rite helikopter or Jet plane?
Holly: I'd rather take the jet.
Rose: Ditto.
Harpy: Jets are fun!
Succubus, Lilim, Hellhound, Dark Elf
"Ha! You think that your seduction techniques will work on me?! Nope because the doctor said that I am infertile! HAHAHAHaHaHahahahah ha..ha..ha..." (sobs hysterically)
Lilim: Oh no, don't be sad I'm here for you. I'll try to make you fertile with the help of some magic
Succubus: It's alright deary, we all have flaws
Hellhound: Look at the brightside, I didn't want kids either so we can fuck as long as we want to
Dark Elf: Don't worry, I can still make you feel good
Blue Oni, Crow Tengu, Hakutaku:
What are your best pick up lines?