Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
Mermaid: We will never hate your kind!
Poseidon: Besides, your kind has imposed laws that prohibit anyone from polluting the sea.
Lilim, Hellhound, Dark Priest, Manticore, Dark Slime, Demon, and Dark elf
Ahhh...No matter...ahhh..how...much....you...ahh...ravish my hole...with...ahh...that strap-on of yours...ahhh..I...*gasp*...will..never..break..ahh.
"Oh ho. Is that a challenge I hear?"
Werecat
It's just a bath, why are you so scared? And stop trying to climb the fucking curtains!
No! It's a hell! Even water is scary! The soap is like a poison! And it ruined my fuffly fur! No more bath!
She make a begging face. Which failed anyway.
Automaton
Have you ever have a problem with captcha?
"No, it's actually quite easy to get past. Captcha's mainly for dealing with computer bots, not humanoid beings like myself."
Sylph
What do you think of this song.
Sylph: Hahahahaha! That's why I am the best elemental!
Gnome screamed from the distance "Then could you brek me?"
Sylph: "Give me 1,000,000 years and i curve you to become World heritage!"
Lilim.
Ahhh...I have 4 friend with mental illness here. Now, First one is Sayori She has depression. What should you and I do?
[A lovely lich has used spell to necromance treat. Hope it work!]
(You know me, I can't say no to lovely Liches.)
The Lilim begins to sing. "I've got the feeling, she wants that sexual healing! "
Red Oni, Blue Oni, Ogre
You girls ever been in a bar brawl against each other? If so, who won?
Red Oni: Easy, I won.
Ogre: Pft, in your dreams.
Blue Oni: No, what really happened was both of you got very drunk and threw one punch and somehow managed to knockout both you.
Lilim, Hellhound, Dark Priest, Manticore, Dark Slime, Demon, and Dark elf (from my last post)
(2 years later)
Happy Valentines day dear, but uhh I didn't manage to get each one of you a gift. Y-y-you're all not mad at me aren't you?
(Yeah I know it's late, since I was too busy on being reminded that I am single)
Lilim: "No, we aren't."
Hellhound: "Because"
Dark Preist: "Our"
Manticore: "Gift"
Dark slime: "Is"
Demon: "Your"
Dark elf: "Semen"
Lilim: "Now, take off your cloth"
Lilim
Ahhh, ma'am. I had another firend. Her name is Yuri and she like to cut herself...espcially when embressed. And recently she nearly stab her self. What should we do?
"Turn her into a not so embaressed mamono of course," said the confident Lilim.
Apophis:
How would you react if I told you that you have an older sister that is a Pharoah?