Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
Ya'll know the drill
Phantom, Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Doppelganger
Prepare a Trap! Oh, and I need a lure....(Stare at you)
Gremlin, Automaton
If you were in Star wars universe. What would you become?
(Changed Question)
Gremlin: I would become yoda.
Automaton: Becoming R2-D2 does sound appealing.
Lilim
Hey odd question but, does your town have male strip clubs or clubs that have male strippers?
Lilim: You want to find out with me?
Roper:
How do you control your tentacles? (I'm sorry if I got that wrong.)
"Why control them? Let them spill over to the nuns and paladins, let the ropers pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg Lilith to save them." (If you get the reference, I owe you a beer.)
Dark Mage
Is it easy for you to pass as human in order territory?
"Well it is easier for me to infiltrate a order territory than say; a lamia or arachne, so I guess that's a yes"
(Also nice Deus Ex reference)
Lilim
Hello there miss, I'm from the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement or VHEMT for short and if I could just take 5 minutes of your time, I would like to talk to you about the virtue of Abstinence to save the planet from the Evils of Humanity. I even bought a booklet for you if you were interested! I myself have been a member since I was a child, and now I spread the message that my species needs to die *smiles*... why are you looking at me like that? http://vhemt.org/
"Sorry, but the extinction of humanity is the LAST thing we want. How about I give you a mamono that will help you change your mind?"
Minotaur
Yesterday our hidden cameras revealed that your husband had this exchange with his boss. What do you make of this?
"I'LL KILL HIM! wait no.,..he doesn't look keen, I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions...I'LL KILL HER!"
Youko from the previous post
What on earth made you think that was a good idea?
I thought he was a lone sad guy. Damn it, If I didn't run from that....
Durella
Ma'am. Recently order just send horde of odd balloons to Lescarte. And We recieved those tranmissions.
"Kirov Reporting. Kirov Reporting. Kirov. Reporting Kirov. Reporting. Kirov Reporting."
What should we do?
"My powerful magic should more than suffice for the horde of new marriages coming our way!"
Elf Husband, Atlach-Nacha Husband, Vampire Husband
Would you three men be interested in buying this Manslator?
VH:I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
EH: I'll take one as well
AH:same
Banshee:
CAN YOU DO ME A SOLID AND STOP CRYING FOR 5 MINUTES?! ITS TEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I NEED MY REST!