"I will?" He stood up. "Well, I suppose I'll go after these items..." He took out his map. "Where are these catacombs on this map?"
Gideon points to a spot in the southwestern part of town. "As I just said, the entrance is in a garden there."
"On the contrary, I like you quite a lot!" she said, as she grabbed him by his testicles and squeezed gently.
(Woah! Uh, we aren't exactly supposed to be that explicit, as a forum rule. And James is still fully dressed, unless I missed something.)
(What in blue blazes did I just walk in on?)
(Nothing to see here, carry on with your reply.)
(SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT'S HOLY)