You wake up in the middle of a forest next to a guide and in your inventory there is only a copper axe, pickaxe and shortsword, shortly after you start cutting some trees down to build a workbench and then a house with foniture for you and the guide, slimes start appearing but they are VERY different from the game, theses ones are shaped like curvy women and are significantly more difficult to take down since they are not only good at dodging but your sword doesn't do much agains their semi-liquid physiology (the pink ones are specially "tanky"), you fleed to fight another day...
After a long day you managed to build a house... calling it house would be an euphemism since it's just a huge wooden cube with 2 doors, some funiture (a table, two chairs and a work bench) and torches to light inside, but to be fair that's the best anyone could possibly do with slimes bouncing around chasing them almost all day and what an exhausting day it was... you can figure how to gather resources without being attacked by these monsters tomorrow but for now you sleep.
It's night already, you try to fall asleep but you start hearing weird noises, you open your eyes to see the guide left BOTH doors open and as you look around the guide is nowhere to be seen (probably went for a stroll) but there are a lot of zombies (all of them are girls for some reason) coming from both sides.
WWYD ?

