You're the "big bad monster" in your region. Not even the Order regiment in the area will mess with you (but let's be honest they're a bunch of whimps).
One day while on a hunting trip you loose track of time (probably messing with the order scouts) that night begins to fall. With not enough time to get back home you decide making a camp was best choice. Once the camp was finished you settle in for the night. However, something feels unexplainably wrong, but what is there to be scared of? You own this area! You turn Order Knights into Kobolds! Thinking it's nothing and you go to sleep.
Many hours later when you finally wake up, you notice there is a pink collar around your neck. To make matters worse there also seems to be something on your back, but lucky for you it's relatively light weight by your standards. Before you could make a meaningful escape attempt you hear "I finally caught the best girl in the region" along with snoring.
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