Congratulations reader, a random omnicient being has sent you to a new exciting world with some help. Said help is the Bad Guys of the last game you have played and you as the faction leader. The world your being sent to with your new army is of course the MGE world.Â
ROB has encouraged you to act in character with your new army, so what are your evil plans and what are some incidents you might cause.Â
(For games with multiple antagonist factions, just choose the one that is your favorite. For example, if it was Fallout New Vegas, you could choose any of the three main factions as your army.)
Abysswalker2126 wrote: (You played hdoom didn’t you?
(Tried it once. It was funny but not really fap material. I mostly play Guncaster, Trailblazer and Wrath of Cronos. Anyways, knowing the meta-physical rules of MGE, I hope you got the punchline.)
I mean, I'd probably follow in the Combines footsteps, and just take everything by force, I'd probably utilize standard issue pulse rifles, gunships, and maybe a few hunter chopper here and there just in case, you never know whats out there, and just take everything by force, I wouldn't intend on killing anyone if i didn't have to.
When I arrived in the new world, I was there with the last group you want to be friends with: the COV. At first I thought we even had a chance to resolve things peacefully, but COVÂ are not for talking, they killed with the ax the first guy they saw, the husband of a monster I think.
Now we are at war with everyone, my hope of staying alive is to win the fights. They have magic, it is true, but our weapons are better and we always get more, I have no idea how, believe me, after you reduce a mine full of dwarves with only explosives and Jakobs guns.
Well, I've just completed a game of XCOM 2. A Long Wank of the Edgelords run, too, so I believe that this is my time now.
Glory to the Elders! Glory to our alien overlords! Glory to the ADVENT Coalition! Glory to ADVENT Burgers! Glory to Soylent Green!
I'm now an Elder, leader of the Ethereal Collective, and by proxy, the ADVENT Administration. What do we do, you may ask.
Well, we do this:
Just a regular meet-and-greet with your local peacekeepers! Remember, only together can we build a better tomorrow!
Making preemptive arrests of known dissidents, collaborators, and any other ne'er doers for your protection! Don't worry, we won't definitely not never refine them into DNA green substance for our super secret not-evil science project. Promise!
What's my job? Well, sit in a life support chamber for god knows how long and wait until my puppet government kidnaps enough people, melts them into golden genetic material, mix them with my DNA, and then from there create a new body that can support my immense psionic power without suffering intense muscular deterioration.
What's that? A new world, with new humans (which are still somewhere in the middle ages, unlike the previous humans who have advanced far enough technologically) and diverse races of humanoids, which also look like humans? What's that? All of them have magical powers? Some are just as similar to my race's psionics? Well, just harvest them, we're gonna need more human DNA for the super-duper secret Avatar Project.
Wait, what do you mean, the Manono races slow down our Avatar research?
What do you mean, their black Demonic Energy goo is contaminating the genetic materials?
What do you mean, some of our troops are defecting after that black goo messes up their control chips?
What do you mean, the Manonos are mounting a significant resistance?
What do you mean, XCOM is back and they are also mounting an even more effective resistance?
What do you mean, XCOM managed to steal their Commander away from us?
What do you mean, XCOM managed to wipe out one of our regional HQ and liberate that same region?
What do you mean, XCOM has discovered the Avatar Project and the other dimension?
What do you mean, XCOM is blowing up our Avatar labs?
What do you mean, XCOM managed to activate the Codex?
What do you mean, XCOM managed to steal our genetic material?!
What do you mean, XCOM managed to unite the three prominent Resistance Factions, the Order, the Royal Makai, and their gods under their banner?!
What do you mean, XCOM managed to steal our Avatar template?!
What do you mean, XCOM managed to steal one of our psionic gateway portals?!
What do you mean, XCOM drove back our invasion attempts at the liberated region and the Manono hordes at the same time?!
What do you mean, XCOM repelled our attempt to capture the Commander... twice?!!
What do you mean, XCOM managed to take one of our incomplete Avatar body and kill it?!!
What do you mean, XCOM managed to kill all of our Chosen permanently?!!!
What do you mean, XCOM has their own Avatar?!!!
What do you mean, XCOM managed to hack in our psionic network?!!!!
What do you mean, the entire planet Earth is having a global riot?!!!!!!
What do you-
"Middle Officer Stanford", watching the uprising commence. The Long Wank of the Edgelords is coming to an end.
The good people of the Extraterrestrial Combat Unit, preparing for World War Three
"You are XCOM. And you're gonna do this. Humanity is counting on us, people. Good luck, Commander."