It's already late night, you return home but the door is open, you clearly remeber locking it before going out. This is really weird so you proceed with caution, not making a sound, it didn't took long to find the culprint, she's a tall,muscular jinko who's half asleep on your couch holding some empty bottles of vodka. You gather courage to confront the drunken behemoth and politely ask her to leave.
"No way ! I'm in my own house !" says the jinko menacingly.
You show her all your pictures on the wall and the house deed, proving that this is in fact, your house. The jinko's complete neutral expression and silence makes you think she realized the error of her ways, she then proceeds put her ushanka, get up and then you though she's leave but instead she reaches for her wallet, grabs a photo of her and glues it next to you on one of your portraits.
"You mean OUR house !!!"
What a messy situation you're in, this jinko is very adamant about staying with you, fighting is definitely not an option since she could easily overpower you even if you had a weapon. Reasoning and convincing her is more plausible but it won't be an easy task, the fact she's drunk and on mating season makes her extremely dangerous, it's hard to find an argument that wouldn't lead her to brutaly rape you.
WWYD ?