So your a guy who is reading this text in bed at night, you get up at one point to get a snack or use the bathroom or something, only to find a bunch of random Mamono in your room when you get back. What now?
So your a guy who is reading this text in bed at night, you get up at one point to get a snack or use the bathroom or something, only to find a bunch of random Mamono in your room when you get back. What now?
I question my very sanity at this turn of events. How fortuitous, yet ironic. What are the odds that this happened to me? I would immediately fall into an existential crisis at this peculiar and seemingly paradoxical turn of events. This would freak out the monsters, who were expecting lust or fear or embarrassment, not existential dread.
I leave the room for a minute, go to the tool cabinet, pick up the lawn mower, and say to then, "Get off my property!" The girls run out of the house in despair. In the kitchen there is still a Kakuen attacking the refrigerator, I show her the lawn mower and she asks to go out with the banana, I allow it and she goes out breaking the window. "Oh GOD, damn you monkey girl, did you need break the window?" Problem solved, just a mess, but nothing I couldn't solve in the morning.
I close the door. Unfortunately, mamano don't respect doors and break it down. Maybe they fight over dominance with me as the prize or maybe it's first come, first serve. Somehow, the normal zombie wins and I give her a headpat.
I ain't a guy..but I am a virgin-
I'd most likely be too tired to care like I'd think they're my roommates and I wave and say "hi" until I realize that there are my fav monster girls in my damn room. I'd be like "Hell yeah" and then "How tf did you lot get here?" cuz as much lust as I might feel, I always question shit, but then this could be a dream so why hold my breath. But since there like a demon,Holstaur, and fookin' Weresheep, I'd be like "Why are you here? Go be in your habitat, not a fucking apartment."
I'd kindly ask them to leave then contact my security system company
Blink a few times before reaching out and touching them to confirm that I’m not crazy
If the reality check was passed I’m eloping with them back to Where they come from
Greetings All,
I'd be wondering if the extra dimensional portal they came through is about to tear a hole in the universe? So I'll check the news, only to realise that legions of Mamono are pouring out across the world, though on the upside the portal was verified 'stable' by a joint commission of scientists who mysteriously disappeared not soon after. How fortuitous!
Now if you really would excuse me I have to turn off my laptop, several voices are seductively beckoning me back to a warm cozy bed...
Cheers,
The Weary TimeLord.
Would honestly depend on the mamono
Best case scenario: Dark Elf, Amazon, Dark Mage, Demon, Devil, Ogre, Girtblilu, Ushi-Oni and Apophis.
In which case I strip down, and scream "MY BODY IS READY" and wait for them to thow me on the bed.
Worst Case scenario: Alp, Humpty Egg, Cu Sith, Cait Sith, Akaname, Mucus Toad, and assorted slimes.
If they seem wiling to talk, politely tell them I'm not into their species, and ask them whats going and if they'll direct me to the nearest portal to mamono world, and they can take my roommate or one of the neighbors.
If they look rapey, run away and call the police.
Ok, so if happened to me, I'd close the door to stop them, jump out the closest window, and then proceed to run to my nearest friends house. I could get fucked by some good looking girls, but at what cost.
Deal with it tomorrow. I proceed to sleep in the closet locked.
What do you think?