(This is going to be fun)
The eye contact between her and I stayed still for a few seconds, our eyes vastly different in expression. My eyes looked her up and down. She was small and petite, but not as small as a child, reaching about to my neck. Must be at least 5'5 compared to me. Her body was adorned was pink clothing that flaunted off her body. Pink lace-like wings poked out of her back and a heart-shaped halo floated above her. I didn't like her already.
"How did you get into my house?"
"Shh... don't worry about that, eat, my darling."
Her soft finger touched my lips as she flipped a heart-shaped pancake onto a plate neatly designed to look like a heart. I swatted away her finger and she seemed a bit surprised by my action. That quickly faded away back to her affectionate smile as she laid the plate down on my dining table. She grabbed my arms and tried to drag me to a seat, but I pushed away her eager hands. Her face became puzzled by my rejection. I spoke up.
"If you won't answer how you got in, at least answer this. Why are you here? Didn't my friends put you up to this?"
"I am not familiar with your friends. I was sent by my goddess Eros to give you the love that is so vacant from your life. My duty is fulfill my mission."
She creepy closer to me with every word until finally her small hands were touching by my chest. As she touched my chest, I grabbed her one of her arms and squeezed, tightening my grip.
"Get out."
"What?"
"Get out."
"Why would I do that? I have a mission to fulfill."
As she finished, I picked her by both of her arms. She was surprisingly light for her size so I did this with ease. I then noticed an open window in my dining room.
'Like a stupid mosquito. Must have forgot to lock it last night and that's probably how she got in.'
Ignoring her squirming and her pleas to let go, I tossed her out the window. This time, I shut it and lock it. I then proceeded to lock any other entrance. I could hear her voice muffled through the window.
"Hey! That's not how it's supposed to go. Let me in! Pleeeeasee! Come on!"
She kept tapping on the window and even tried the other entrances, but it still didn't get her any closer to being inside again.
'So childish...'
I then went back to bed, but before that, I noticed the breakfast on the table. Pancakes, bacon, toast, and milk.
'Wait what was in that anyways?'
I took a knife and cut open a pancake. A pink, syrupy liquid poured out, spilled on the other contents of the plate.
"That little... she was going to love potion me, wasn't she?"
I scoffed and went back to bed. Little did I know that the houri wouldn't go away and I was stuck with a eternally lustful housemate forever. Yet she still couldn't get in.