You are [insert mamono here] and you’re wandering around one day when you stumble upon a man. You approach him, excited to finally have a husband of your very own.
“Hey there big guy~” you greet
At first he seemed a little surprised. He looks to his surroundings as if he’s looking for someone, then back at you with a confused face “me?” He asks puzzled.
You nod your head “of course handsome”
“What do you want” He questions, eyeing you up and down.
“I’m going to make you my husband!” you answer eagerly
From what your friends and family have told you about how human men react. It’s common for them to try and run away scared or take a defensive stance and try and fight. But instead...
”BWAH HA HA!” the man starts laughing, even dropping to his knees and his arms wrapped around his stomach. “Oh, that’s priceless! A pretty girl like you wants to be with someone like me? Good one! Ha ha ha!” The man slowly starts to compose himself and stands up, trying to catch his breath while wiping a tear from his eye. “That’s rich, good one, thanks for the laugh! Heh heh...” he finishes before he gives you a pat on the shoulder and starts to walk away. Still snickering to himself as he begins to leave. “A girl actually being attracted to me, as if!”
What do you do?