It's been an interesting few weeks, what with the stress from your job and the recent settlements by these so-called "monster girls" as the media had popularly taken to calling them, but now you were getting ready to relax on the warm Florida beach, having finally been able to get some vacation time. A beach towel laid out, a cold beer in your hand, sunscreen applied and nothing but blue skies and crystal clear tropical waters beckoned you. Laid out near the water, the air was warm but with cool and pleasant breezes. This combined with the sound of the gentle waves, soon lulled you into a well-deserved nap.
When you awaken, the sun is starting to go down. The air is getting cooler, and you see the beach is now empty. It's a good time to head back up to your hotel. But as you go to get up, you notice an odd weight on you. You look down to see... a pile of seaweed on you? Strange, since you never felt the water come up to you, but you write it off as drift when you feel the seaweed gently "squeeze" you. You almost freak out until you see a woman's head resting on your shoulder, her face bearing a look of total contentment, the "seaweed" now revealed to be attached to her body.
WWYD?