You are a rookie guard of a human village. One night while on guard duty you and your fellow guards notice a dark figure swoop from the sky towards your village, “dragon! We’re not prepared to fight such a beast. Everyone evacuate the village.” The chief guards calls out. People start scrambling.
You feel overwhelmed due to all the panicking. Even the other guards are more focused on trying to get the towns people to safety than paying attention to the dragon.
You trip and fall, the dragon lands in front of you but upon looking up at it…this was no ordinary dragon, let alone monster.
”need a hand up, bro?” The dragon asked with a lazy tone.
This dragon, it’s proportions and features were not like any of the other monsters documented. Then you fully realize it.
“You’re a male dragon?!” You shout.
”last time I took a piss I was, so yeah, bro. I’m 100% dude”
From what you’ve heard about male monsters from ancient times is that they were bloodthirsty beasts, but this one stands upright and has an anthropomorphic anatomy like other current monsters. He is a male yet shows no signs of hostility or even sexual desire like the female monsters. His manner of speak and his lazy stance could only be described as as a “slacker” personality type. Things weren’t making sense.
“so like, why all the humans acting so hyper? You guys having some sort of party? Being in my cave for so long gets really boring. Hey bro, do you think I could crash here for a while?”
Wwyd?