I was going to reply with something earlier, but my wifi commited Seppuku. Terb's response helped realized that I am also a fool (no offense Jester) for not being able to realize what luck does to a story. I'm gonna try and think of how to take luck out of my responses, or maybe put a bit of bad luck to start the situation for any WWYD I make in the future.
I did not know that, but most mamono don't need seed for food, it's just a better food source for them than animals.
My intention for the limits was for the responses to be realistic (for MGE.) What would someone with combat skills be doing at a wedding, without being an usher? Everybody else have different jobs, like working at an aquarium (new idea) or a butcher shop.
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Down goes revolver girl and her hoes. I didn't know I could machine gun fire spines from my tail, but I guess anything is possible when your man is in the equation, even if my accuracy is shit (the cause of those sounds.) I turn back to my boyfriend but I'm surprised when I hear some sets of wings. Over half of them had become Succubi, and although they were weak, they had strength in numbers. "We gotta go now." I tell my boyfriend as I get him in a bear hug and fly away, but the Succubi fly after us. They're catching up fast, so I fire some spines behind me quickly. About three of the Succubi avoid the aussault so I take a sharp curve between some buildings, but my left wing scratches a window, which hurts a lot. I can hear one of the Succubi coming up close besides me. "Grab on!" I whisper to my boyfriend as he wraps his arms around me so I can grab the Succubus to my right. I go for her but she flys under me.
"The fuck?" My boyfriend says.
"What?"
"She's trying to give me a handjob." That was all I needed to hear to grab the bitches legs, stop flying, and throw her at another Succubi which had caught up, sending both of them to the ground. I fly my boyfriend back to the rooftop garden and we resume our date.
"Now, where we we?" I ask as I lean for a kiss, only to hear a gunshot. I forgot about the thot squad leader, the revolver bitch, and she just shot my boyfriend with Demonic Silver bullets. "What the hell are you doing bitch?" I shout.
"The rest of these bullets are normal. I just had the DS one for the stud."
"Get your ass down here right now and fight me bitch!" I shout as revolver bitch lands on the ground and begins counting down.
"3..." She said as I could see her grab the gun, only for her gun to be shot out of her hand by paralyzing spines.
"Such a cheap trick for a cheap bitch!" I say as I run up and go for a left hook, only to be fucking stabbed in the right arm. I stumble back as absolute fury fills me and I fire a 300 arrow rain of spines at the bitch, while simultaneously unleashing a powerful combo, and a foot up the V for the finisher. I pant as the Succubus falls, and turn to my boyfriend, only to be tackled down and end up being submissive for our first time, even though I'm a Manticore. This'll be a story to tell the bridesmaids.
Imagine how much that would actually hurt. Your sack gets stuck and you thrust in, only to jam your sack inside of a woman.
I quickly pull out as my ballsack was inside Manty's vagina, and was being both squeezed and tugged on and hurt like a bitch. We stopped for a while, which killed the mood, so we went to sleep with both of us sad.
(Acutally ignore or no?)
I've said what I needed to, you don't care, but that's pretty much it. Gg you win the argument gr8 deb8 m8 I r8 it 8/8.
Please refrain from posting on any WWYDs I post in the future, as I certainly to not want to hear about the church of Deus Ex Machina, and what he can do to make my stories almost the exact same thing each thread.
It's you, Jester, Flame, Red, and Bagel, but not in that order.
Amazing, Bobruffians. Nice to see three of the top five storytellers on here respond to my post. Also, I apologize if the argument is bothering you, and just a reminder that you can unfollow this thread at the top right of the prompt.
So it's capable of all that stuff, but some luck is definitely the more powerful thing. I don't question that you like MGE, you've been on here for more than a year or two, I'm just tired of you always being over powered to where none of the stuff you write has conflict, just boring explanations about Deus Ex Machine. We get it, you took science classes and watched a ton of DBZ, but choose to write pretty much the same thing over and over again on this website. I could just change the type of mamono and one other thing in a WWYD response of yours for another because it's the same thing. Super OP guy walks in, does a bunch of impossible shit, Hinezumi, done. Change it up a bit, give the readers a bit of action or comedy, something other than the same damn thing each response. Actually fight someone or something, not just "Oh yeah I got super powerful in one day let me go beat the demon lord" every damn post. I know I usually do comedic responses with references, but I at least try for more serious stuff. The only attempts you've made at branching out is a Sci-fi theme instead of kung fu master.
Over powered? Hell yes. You can send any message to any living being's brain and control it, still not a god machine. It might just be me, but I think you've been changing what the thing does on the fly. First it converts any energy to another energy and now it's a mind control device. Also, this is the WWYD board, Fan fiction is a different board. Also, you can't comment on the Wiki.
The demonlord would definitely be able to be mind controlled, because there totally isn't a monster that can do that.
Good job as usual, Jester. If you don't want to hear anymore of the argument, I'd recommend unfollowing this thread.
You're still trying to defend the thing that made the demon lord useless.
"Now I pump the place the wedding is taking place with special neural inhibitor aerosol that shits on DE and placing a mental debilitating device so all the DE and Magic users neural patterns besides breathing and basic survival needs of the body are shut down and their synapses and neuron pathways are blocked so they can't use magic or any skill, ability, power or gimmick.
I then teleport back in a Ethermium Powered Combat Exoskeleton Suit and place a Solar system busting Ethermium Heavy Charge right under the DLs butt, the DL who just like the rest of these pathetic Ningens on the planet and surrounding aerospace is powerless and can't do jack shit at the moment."
Yep, a machine that makes a creature that has stored up power for multiple centuries at the very least unable to "do jack shit at the moment." is totally not a god machine. I don't know about your book, and I don't really care, but don't go around saying you can make the Demon Lord useless because you can replace any energy with another energy, but no it's totally not a god machine. If you're going to say I keep lying, give examples. I don't give a fucking shit about YOUR work. I care about Kenkou's work, and your work could be as bad as the plot of a porno, or it could be some fucking Oliver Twist level shit. I don't care, and I don't have to. Why? What wikia is this? Exactly.
If you're using all of that reasoning, YOU are the one abusing luck. Giant galactical fleet finds a planet, leader goes to wedding and his best friend is on the planet, is invited as a bachelor, just so happens to have a god machine they use to render half the sentient life on the planet useless instead of making life perfect in every planet. I feel like there's a tiny bit more luck in that than, I don't know, two aggresive mamono fighting each other and another aggressive mamono breaks through a window for a man, and they lead a happy life. Nah, I am definitely the more overpowered and you are totally in the right. Take off your fucking blindfold and get off your high horse. The DL could use a large amount of almost any magic, shatter your glass dome and destroy your fleet. If you're gonna write for this get off your pedestal and quit thinking you're more powerful than a lord of demons who's power doubles once a week. The DL could destroy your fleet, and we haven't brought in her husband. He has also been becoming more powerful with her, so two gods versus a bunch of weird looking NASA space shuttles, and the space shuttles happen to have their heads up their own asses.
When did KC ever say Mamono wouldn't fight each other over a man, especially aggressive ones in a frenzy? This is not your novel, this is MGE. Your character may be a hotshot there, but I'm pretty sure the Demon Lord could destroy your fleet in a matter of days. Succubi become more powerful the more they fuck, Lilims are extremely powerful Succubi, and the daughters of the demon lord, with one Lilim creating their own realm. The Demon lord is an incredibly powerful Lilim, and has been fucking for around 1000 years. When you go ahead with the "The DL can't do anything." shit, you pretty much invalidate calling me a damn power player.
I was gonna try and end this argument, but nevermind. How is the luck a godly power? Oh yeah, Mamono that don't like sharing are fighting over a guy, overpowered. Of course a large amount of luck is even worse than having your own fleet you inexplicably acquired with power stronger than someone who almost killed a god multiple centuries ago, and has been growing stronger ever since. You're talking about luck being bad when your character traveled dimensions to a specific mamono. That's so much better than getting pretty lucky. Calling my character a Gary Stu when your's is a commander of a fleet with powerful enough technology to stop the demon lord. I think you've gotten to a special kind of power player when your so blind you call me op when you go ahead and eliminate something from a god and an entire planet.
You're right about the escapists fantasy thing. I got angry and I'm sorry, but could you tone it down a bit, or try the alternate versions of you that aren't gifted with godly powers? It helps with creativity, and I think you might have a bit of fun. Plus, if the god playing is fun, don't overdo it or you'll become as annoyed with it as the rest of us.