Uh...I'm from Chicago.
Minotaur
How much do you bench? Would you mind if I feel your muscles?
Wight: "Original. Definitely original"
Phantom: "Seriously, how is this even a question?"
Werecat: "I kinda liked the sequels."
Phantom & Wight: ಠ_ಠ
Witch & Gremlin
Which is better, magic or technology?
Red Oni
She'll drink you under the table...and then fuck you under it.
Lilim: "Lets see...for the jedi, I'd just use a particularly powerful charm spell to sway him to my whims. Same for the sith, and I would have him channel that seething passion of his into some hard, rough, angry sex. For the automaton, I would get my gremlin engineers to reprogram him to be a perpetually horny fuckboy and install some artificial nerve endings and penis so he can feel the incredible pleasure I would give him. And finally for the amputee I might be able to use demonic energy to restore his dick."
Demon: "Eh, what she said."
Lilim: "You're such a lazy copycat!"
Demon: "Oh, bite me you overhyped succubus."
Hellhound, Werecat, Werebat, Lich, Arachne, Demon and Apophis
Did you dress up for Halloween this year? If you did, what did you go as?
Matango
HAHA! Nobody likes you! XD
Demon
Mind if I have my attorney look at this contract?
"Well, usually I like painting, hitting up bars with my friends and looking for husbands together. Say, why all the questions anyway? You know, if you wanna ask me out, you can just say so. ;)"
Elf and Dwarf
Can you two say something nice about each other?
"A busy little town in the Zipangu region. I lived here for as long as I can remember actually."
Ratatoskr
So what did you find out about that cute holstaur that runs the ice cream shop? Does she like me?
Tenticle
Hey HEY HEY, Exit only, toots!
"I like a strong, hardworking man. One that really works up a sweeeaaat *licks lips*........O-oh and my names Chiho by the way."
Dragon, Hellhound Holstaur, Arachne, Jinko, Kraken and Lillam
What are your kids like?
Gazer
What are you lookin at?
Jinko
A wildcat with a will as strong as her abs!
Living Doll
Living doll! She can't ever die.
Living doll! Cuz she was never alive.
Living doll! Got no flesh, got no bones.
Living doll! She's got a mind of her own.
Living doll, Living doll! Left all alone.
Dullahan
When it comes to undead warriors, she's a-head of the rest! =D
Please end my suffering...
Amazoness: Probably chilli but it was nothing I couldn't handle.
Ocelomeh: My mother made the spiciest tamales ever!
Ignis: My friend dared me to eat lava once...
Ghost, Goblin, Vampire, Werewolf, Mummy, Witch, Zombie and Skeleton
Do you ladies have any plans for Halloween?
Hinezumi
C-can we settle this in Smash instead? Yeah...didn't think so -_-"
"Not too long now that you're here." *stings you*
Hellhound
Are you into heavy metal or is that just a hellhound stereotype?
Roper
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(I know right? I didn't wether I should delete mine or not lol Glad it worked out)
Arachne
I got over my arachnophobia for you, baby.
Echidna
Monsters. Monsters everywhere.