Now that I think about it, it's not that hard to end up in a cemetery. I've accidentally jumped over a fence into one before. (As to why I was jumping over fences I can't really say.) Another time I just happen to be going for a stroll and well, a graveyard is a nice, quiet place to chill without being bothered as long as it is not a private property I mean. As to what I would do in this situation.
"Huh....normally I'd make a joke about how you should have gotten flowers, however, I can tell you are serious about this." Pausing I take a step forward while simultaneously taking ahold of one of her paws, a small grin slowly spreading across my face. Slightly bowing down I plant a soft peck on her knuckles the scent of blood still fresh on them even if she had just cleaned them. Standing back up with my hand still holding her paw I continue. "Thanks for saving me the trouble of having to go 'John Wick' on that loan shark's ass myself so to speak. You didn't have to get your hands dirty for me, though I'm truly greatful for what you did."
At the comment about the movie character, she slightly tilts her head to the side not sure who I'm talking about and that is when I make my move. Gently but swiftly pulling her into an embrace using the paw I had a grip on, I wrap my free arm around her waist securely. Making it look like we were in the middle of dancing beneath the moonlight. Leaning in close to her face, now only a few inches away from her lips I finally say the words she was waiting to hear. "As for marrying you, I'd have to be the biggest idiot to say no. So I'll have to say hell yeah!" With that, I lean in the rest of the way and seal the deal with a passionate kiss.
Breaking away for a second she smiles, "That was a wise choice. Though was the pun really necessary." She says. I just smile wider as she leans back into my lips again continuing the make-out session I started.
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P.S. First time doing something along these lines, hope it turned out well.