No thanks, I choose life! *Secretly joins Malal/Malice, who "doesn't exist"*
Can't taste energy, methinks.
I'll definitely flee (along with some people I could trust) to my family's mountain cabin and hunker down. The place is self-sustaining with solar panels and water from a nearby stream, and there's a patch of land sizable enough for me (and others) to make a farm.
Then I'll place traps (pitfalls, bear traps, deadfalls, caltrops, even explosives since I know how to make one) all over the forest and on the road towards the cabin to ward off intruders.
We'll only go down the mountain either to scavenge for materials, tools and equipment, to reconnoiter for enemy movements and look for more survivors, or to interact, trade and communicate with other survivor bases.
Considering that this is an invasion, even if the Mamono armies start at small towns, they'll still get noticed by the governments, since information gets around very quickly and a town suddenly going dark never bodes well for anyone. Once their intentions to invade are verified, all nations will go to war status and attempt to suppress them.
But combine the Mamonos' physical superiority, access to magic, and the fact that they have modern weapons as well, the situation is heavily tipped to their favor and inflict heavy losses on our side. Theoretically, humanity will get desperate enough to start lifting any international law regarding weapon restrictions and regulations, including WMDs.
It will devolve into a MAD situation where for every city lost to the Mamono, humanity will pay them back with nerve gases, nukes and engineered plagues.
Asset/Area denial tactics will be used as well. Landmines and caltrops will now be a common sight, and the remaining human cities will have megaton-yield nukes sitting right on them, all primed and ready to detonate in the event that their defenses get overrun.
But it's just theoretical.
And assuming I have a Supermarine Spitfire Mk.IX (as much as I want to use a ME-262 or, God forbid, a Me-163)? They're not reaching me that easily.
Although, I highly doubt they can reach the same speeds and operational ceiling as an airplane.
What species of monster is given in the situation, and what are their speed and max altitude feats?
Whether there's romance or not doesn't matter, it all ends in a horizontal tango.
Ignore her? You'll eventually get caught.
Approach her? Either she screws you (bad end) or she recognizes you and romance blooms once more, and you'll eventually screw each other silly either way. 😋
What would you do? Nothing. You're literally fucked the moment she noticed you.
SDT? Like, the hentai game? There's downloadable versions of 'em.
Psi-8 works against reanimated entities, any form of communications with the dead, and such. Horrible match, if you'd ask me.
NOT THE SLIME-BOI!!! YOU DO NOT CORRUPT THE SLIME-BOI!!!!
Methinks it's a patch that was purposedly cleared up in the shape of a car, and the one who shoveled it retraced his/her steps.
It hates almost everything that lives. Almost everything, since there are some exceptions to his hate-boner.
Foundation vs. Order? Dude, all they need are guns, some artillery support, wide area anti-thaumaturgic (anti-magic) arrays, and they're golden. Ever watched GATE? Think of it like that, but crank the curbstomp up to eleven in the Foundation's favor. And if the Chief God gets involved, it's just a simple matter of deploying reality anchors to prevent any form of divine intervention from reaching the battlefield.
Want to make it a fair fight? Have the Serpent's Hand go against the Order, instead. They're a loose group of magic-users and revolutionaries that wish to reveal the anomalous to the world and make it the new normal, as opposed to the Foundation's mission of secrecy and security.
Their feats, resources and numbers makes it less of a curbstomp, to be honest. Although their one advantage is that they have access to an infinite library that contain knowledge that was, will, and never be written. They only need to find the right books, and they'll have all the knowledge and intel that they need to beat the heroes.
But if you want to make it hilarious, have the Order go against Gamers Against Weed. Think about it: anomalous shitposters trolling the Order heroes for the M E M E S. Although they don't like getting unwanted attention and use their abilities and creations for murder, they'll most likely just resort to viciously elaborate pranks and ruin everyone's day.
Already made a reply about this in an earlier thread. Speaking of SCP/MGE crossover, have you read these fanfictions?
The Karcist and the Lord. It's not directly related to the Foundation, but rather to one of their major enemies, the Nälkä/Sarkics. Expect body horror, gruesome brutality, deicide, and extreme savagery. You're also gonna need some lore research when you read this.
SCP: Stranded. An MTF operative get Isekai'ed. 'Nuff said. It's currently in hiatus, but it's a good read that doesn't wank the protagonist or the Monsters too much.
Ah, that one. It's about an extremely powerful reality warper that relentlessly tortured researcher James Martin Talloran in all forms and manners, ranging from physical beatdowns to repeatedly killing his family in various gruesome manners.
Nonstop. For millions of years.
And the amazing thing about it? He didn't even break.
A modified excerpt of his last dialogue with his tormentor before finally defeating SCP-3999:
"Finally, This is how it should be. The scientist interviewing the anomaly. I am the one in charge now. I have brought order.
It's staying this way.
Do not threaten me now. Without me, you wouldn't have been able to achieve any of this!
Even you cannot survive without order. You latched onto me, and still need me, a pathetic excuse for order, to exist. This is pathetic. You're pathetic.
You can't frighten me anymore. For the first million years of nonsensical containment procedures and tortures and dream logic, it was the worst pain I had ever felt, but I survived. For the second million years of nonsensical containment procedures, it was still the hardest thing I had ever done, but I survived. By the third million years, I was growing numb. There's only so many times you can watch anything before you grow numb. But you know what, you motherfucker? I survived. Which is more than you can claim, you dumb brute, because you never lived at all.
If I end you, things will return to normal. I refuse to believe there's more of this. Of you having the O5 council abuse my mother with a…a…oh I dunno, the corpse of Jack Nicholson made of Fritos. Or something equally stupid. I refuse to believe the only thing left in the entire multiverse is your stupidity.
So who are you, exactly? Ask yourself that. Who are you before a human who is ready to fight. You're nothing but the primordial ooze. And I am ready to fight. I am numb to your bullshit, because here's the thing about horror and weirdness: the more you reveal of it, the less effect it has. I am sick of your horror. I am sick of you.
I'd say see you in hell, but we're already there."
Talloran's a damn chad.
Ahahahaha.
Ahahahahaha!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hah.
Zeta-9 is screwed. Literally.
P.S. Zeta-9 specializes in enclosed or underground environments, hence why they're called "Mole Rats". They're not really suited on exploring other dimensions. There are MTFs that specializes in extradimensional explorations, like Alpha-5 "Paranaughts", Lambda-5 "White Rabbits" (these guys operates more on reality-warped environments), Omega-16 "Grail Knights" (they're currently operating on Corbenic), and Upsilon-90 "Andalusian Dogs".
Okay, the discussion is showing signs of getting out of hand. Can we go back to the topic, now?
Procedure 110-Montauk is a necessary evil that must be done to prevent the Scarlet King from rising once more and cause a Reality Failure scenario. Involved personnel tend to commit suicide or have themselves amnesticated when they finally can't stomach the atrocities anymore.
It's a classical case of "sacrifice one to save hundreds", except in this one, the survival of the multiverse relies on the suffering of one girl. Horrible, but it had to be done if you want to see the light of tomorrow.
To take some quotes on the Ethics Committee Orientation:
- Remember this: the Foundation is not evil. We do not torture people "just because". We are against unnecessary cruelty. Which means somebody has to decide when cruelty is necessary. And that somebody is us.
- The Foundation does not rule the world. The Foundation serves the world. Do you understand what that means? Regardless of what the general population might think it wants, what we do, what the Foundation does, is in the overall best interests of that general population. Yes, I'm sure you did realize that already… but you haven't thought of the deeper implications. You've consoled yourself by thinking that all the torture and murder is for the greater good. This implies that there is a greater good… and a lesser good. It implies that there are multiple distinct goods, and that these can be quantified and compared. This is what we on the Ethics Committee do.
We are the ones who balance the moral costs of everything the Foundation does. And in order to balance those costs, we must know those costs. Do you realize what that means, Doctor? It means that we know everything the Foundation does, has done, and will ever do. Everything that has ever been redacted or expunged, we know it. Every last detail.
Yes, including what SCP-447-2 does when it comes in contact with dead bodies. Yes, we know exactly what Procedure 110-Montauk is, too. We should. We're the ones who designed it.
- This is your third lesson. Remember it. The 'P' stands for 'Protect'. The Foundation protects humanity from SCPs, and we protect the Foundation from itself. We judge what is and is not acceptable for the Foundation to do. We balance evils so that on the whole, and in the long run, evil is minimized.
If something like the Ethics Committee approves of inflicting atrocities to a pregnant girl, or even wiping out humanity, then there must be a damn good reason for them to do so.
Bruh, indeed. Why the heck would Yukari even help the Demon Lord? I fail to see any reason for her to do so. And second, the moment the Demon Lord tries to get involved in the war, either the planet gets glassed by the Covenant or gets NOVA'ed by an ONI ship.
And also, did you mention the Flood? They're byproducts of freaking Precursors. Y'know, the ones that cultivated life all over the cosmos through their Neural Physics shenanigans? Y'know, a race that are powerful enough to be considered gods?