What the fuck you talkin bout Rep? I never said anything was wrong the original Godzilla. To be honest I watch it almost every year because it was originally a horror film in it’s production. I was scared when I watched it as a kid. But as I grew, Godzilla grew to be more of a hero instead an evil monster. By the time I was ten, Godzilla was in my Dreamteam which consisted of Simon Belmont, Superman, Vegeta, Wolverine, Optimus Prime and Clint Eastwood.
I was going to talk to Jester about Bladerunner 2049.
Not at all. I like Godzilla more than Bladerunner.
But Bladerunner 2049 is a underrated movie. It has a good beginning, middle and end. Good characters, awesome pacing, good effects, incredible world and some seriously emotional moments. Simply put, for Jester, I really enjoyed Bladerunner 2049 despite me being an old school Bladerunner fan. Bladerunner 2049 is very unpopular amongst old school Bladerunner fans. But I’m here to say it’s very good and worth a watch. Just make sure you watch the original Bladerunner first.
Alita was ok. It wasn’t a bad movie but it didn’t enthrall me either. I’m a entertainment connoisseur, and I know my good movies. Alita was badass but not thought provoking. You wanna see a bug-eyed cyborg girl kicking ass? Go see Alita.
You want a story driven movie based around the philosophy of humanity with roller coaster moments that invoke thought with pleasurable sci-fy eye candy? Bladerunner and Bladerunner 2049.
It's like this Jeiel, you can make a kaiju monster girl if you want. I personally will not and while I may enjoy the creation and praise the work, I can't really accept into my head canon. Making a kaiju monster girl has several problems
1) Depending on the kaiju, it is literally impossible, at least within MGE lore. In fact, given how dragons can resist monsterization for a short time and gods can deny it outright, I'd argue that only the weakest of Kaiju, the ones who can actually maimed and killed via conventional warfare like Zilla, could be monsterized be monsterized without the kaijus consent, and in the case of most kaiju, they would not have the need or desire to consent to that, not even the benevolent one's like Mothra. That isn't even touching on kaiju with special mechanics that interfere with it, like the fact that Ghidorah feeds on the lifeforce of planets and Godzilla eats a wide variety of energy forms, from nuclear radiation, to plasma, to electricity. Big G just straight up eats lightning bolts (well he absorbs them through his dorsal plates but you get the idea) Any DE that put into either of those two would just be digested and converted into calories for their own nutrition and ammunition for their energy based attacks.
2) Kaiju are not like dragons or dinosaurs or what have you. They are not a species, but characters in and of themselves, and not characters who get things twisted around with them every time they pop up in modern media. To turn them into a mamono fundamentally ends who the kaiju is. Having sex and loving a husband, would Ghidorah want anything to do with that? hell no he wouldn't. To make Ghidorah a mamono is to make him not Ghidorah anymore. I can't do that to the characters I love.
Mr. Cuddlezworth constricts more and more impeding the furious knight.
Your safe for now Rep, but just you wait... oh you will feel my wrath.
So here's the lowdown after our last RP where my character was having fever dreams and the red mindflayer showed up and all that.
Praetor has been "given" a new kid and is now in a will they won't they relationship with the head vampiress in Armata's coven. Nothing much has happened in between. There was a fair Doc nuked Whitemarch and everyone there. There was some guy trying to bring forth an eldritch apocalypse but that story is dead? Ne'zon is starting a new life in a small town and I've ignored that story arc so far.
That's a very conscience tl:dr of my side of your absence
“Don’t watch it” he says. How the hell do you think I found out?! Get home, boot up YouTube, “oh geez, a trailer for the Sonic movie. Welp time to sack up, hammer down and brace for impact because I owe the little blue buttfucker that much.”, click fuckin play button and zingle ding mother fuckin ding I explosive vomit everywhere after see this cgi monstrosity. What is this? Why does it exist? Who is responsible for creating this creature? Does the individual or people involved understand the gravity of what they’ve done? Do they have any concept of the damage this little sneakers wearing thog muppet will cause?!
This thing is digital proof the Jesus died in vain! It is the face of western society’s decay! It is the stuff shitmares that haunt the deep reaches of my mind! I’m not upset that a bad Sonic movie has been made, I’m just simply distraught that I have witnessed the face of evil! It’s like taking a cactus and shoving it in your dick hole! Like punching a small child after stealing it’s candy and as you run away laughing maniacally of your foul deep karma 180’s your ass and drives a freight train up it! I thought before the world was fucked up, but as of today humanity hit an all time low! The gods have forsaken us, they have weighed our lives and found us unfit for further evolution!
In Sonic’s I saw the devil, the devil was angry because not even he could top this craptastic shitshoot of a reveal! This abomination of a critter is a curse, a plague sent by forces beyond our comprehension AND IT MUST SUFFER THE TORTURES OF THE DAMNED!!!!
Look at it this way Hound; at this point it's par for the course in terms of quality for sonic shit.
And hey; us transformer fans had to endure a decade of wworsening garbage before we got a good one last year, you'll probably get a good sonic movie sooner or later...At least this one looks like it might be So-bad-that-it's-good
I don’t want a Sonic movie. I never wanted a Sonic movie. Like I said, my rant isn’t about the fact that this is gonna be a bad sonic movie, I don’t care, never wanted a movie in the first place. I’m freaking out because they created such a horrifying little dingleberry! How many small children were sacrificed to summon this unholy thing? How many will have to be sacrificed to send it back?! My brain is short circuiting trying to process it!
Meh, for what it's worth the design could've been FAR worse, apparently this is the revised version(SEGA themselves didn't like the first look so they had to do a total body redesign apparantly, or something along those lines at least)
In terms of power? No. All the muscle behind this came from his teacher who came for a visit because of unrelated matters. Long story short, his teacher is a lilim who went rogue and became a druid because she likes nature.
In terms of wit? His wisdom stat at level cap. He is really, really good at out thinking people. He tricked an Apophis into purifying herself and has managed to reach level 6 without entering into direct combat a single time. Because he cheats.
Anyways, so my character devised a druidic ritual that would convert dark demon realms into bright green demon realms. He used it a bit and word got around. The Sabbath got interested and decided to poke their nose into my characters business.
However the Baphomet they sent got to town while my druid was out of town converting demon realms, helping a dragon reclaim her ancestral rights, and rescueing a sea bishop. So instead of waiting and speaking to him directly, she instead decides to sneak into my characters home, an enchanted glade with some hardcore security systems. Systems that she did not know existed.
She ends up getting tied up in weeds and tossed into a loli trap (a bunch of mutated Fairy Hugs that got exposed to Holstaur mana and druidic magic, then got fused into one plant. Mistakes were made...)
So when my character gets home, he finds the loli trap sealed shut with a scythe sticking out of it. Now the Loli Trap has a few features that makes it ideal for containing low ranking Baphomets and other spell casters. First is that it feeds on the victims energy, actively draining the target. Second is that is a tentacle plant and does molest the things it catches until the victim is essentially comatose in pleasure. Third, it not only uses the magical properties of fairy poweder to make itself more appealing go Loli-type mamono, but it also makes loli-type mamono grow into a curvy adult body.
When the Baphomet comes to after the loli trap spit her out, she found herself at the feet of my character, drained of mana and stuck in an adult body. My character was not pleased.
She threatened that her supervisor would have both of their heads if she doesn't comeback or comesback empty handed. My character informed her that his teacher would have her supervisors head if said supervisor actually harmed the apprentice of a lilim.
She didn't believe that his teacher was a lilim and shortly there after, the bet was made. Her demanding that if his teacher wasn't a lilim, he return her to her loli form and release her.
My character decides that if he's going to win a sucker bet, he might as well milk it and tells her that if his teacher is a lilim, she would give him her absolute submission and obedience.
The Baphomet, fully believing it impossible that any lilim would train a man and not take him as her husband, the Baphomet aggrees to the terms. Even writing out a Devil's Contract, so they would both be magically compelled to make good on their side of the bet.
Shortly there after the lilim shows up after getting a letter that was sent earlier to inform her that she is going to be a "grandma..."
Well... potentially all of the above? I guess... maybe...
For starters, the game has plenty of NSFW stuff happening and my character has allowed her access to his genitals. More over he has a policy of making sure that those under him are happy and healthy, so there's that. Long story short, she has found out about all the fun she can have when at her full maturity and has decided that it's way better.
On top of this, thanks to the fact my druid's teacher like messing with the status quo, this peon Baphomet is now strong enough to contend with any of the Baphomets heads, aside from Bapho-sama herself. So despite being bound to obedience to a human, she's grown way stronger.
Finally, my character has decided that since she's no longer part of the Sabbath, it would due to for her to gain some new friends and get a new social circle. So now she is forming Shaddos (derived from an alternate pronunciation of "Sabbath"). Her own culty organization that she is determined to make even bigger and better than the Sabbath! Everything the Sabbath is to cute little girls, Shaddos will be for curvaceous adult women!
Does that mean they take anyone that no longer wants to be a kid bapho? Because I can see a scarce few needing of being 'convinced' that maturity is much more endearing than immaturity. Speaking for those who think having a permanently adult body are cursed.
Well their chief goal is helping loli types not be lolis anymore. They're a rival of sorts for the Sabbath. I think they would also help the more homely women "achieve their full potential" with monsterization into adult versions of witches.
I imagine Goblins would flock to the organization and comprise the majority of it's lower ranking membership.
Yeah. That's not even touching on my charsheet or the items I made for SmutAuthor97/MonsterReviewGirl
Chandra, the dark elf that's joined our party has just received a very interesting whip.
Here it is.
A hellish whip that splits into three tips, and is wreathed in flames. The handle bears the visage of three hellhound heads, snarling in rage. Despite it's fearsome appearance, it is actually the weapon of a guardian, promising hellish vengeance on those who harm their ward.
This weapon grants a +3 to attack and inflicts 3d4 slashing damage and 3d6 fire damage.
Upon attunment, the wielder of this weapon gains the following traits:
Dark Vision of 60 ft, unless the wielder already has dark vision equal or greater than 60 ft.
Keen Hearing and Smell: The wielder has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on hearing or smell.
Pack Tactics: The wielder has advantage on an attack roll against a creature if at least one of the wielder's allies is within 5 feet of the creature and the ally isn't incapacitated.
Hellish Guardian: Upon attunment, the wielder may select a single creature or location their ward. The wielder develop a powerful sense of loyalty and protectiveness towards their ward.
The Wielder will always know how far away and in what distance their wardis in or, if they are in a different plane of existence, the direction and distance of the nearest entrance to the plane of existence that their ward is in. The wielder will also know the general condition of their ward. If their ward is destroyed or reduced to 0 HP, the wielder will be aware or the name(s) and face(s) of the creature(s) responsible. Against this creature(s) the Cerberus Lash grants a +9 to attack rolls instead of a +3.
Hellish Spite: If the wielder sees a creature inflict damage on an ally, the wielder can use their reaction to cast Hellish Rebuke on the attacking creature as if that creature had attacked the wielder. The spell is cast at 3rd level with a DC equal to 9 +the wielders proficiency + the wielders charisma modifier. If the target creature attacked the wielders ward, than they are at disadvantage for the saving throw and it is cast at 4th level.
Intimidating Presence: The wielder may use their action to release an aura of demonic hate, the wielder may select any number of creatures with 30ft. These must make a wisdom saving throw equal to 9 + the wielders Proficiency + the wielders charisma modifier. On a failed save they are frightened of the wielder and their ward.
Walls of Blood and Bone: When the wielder is within 5 ft of their ward, and a successful attack is made on the ward, they may use their reaction to take the damage in place of their ward.
OKAY! So I have educated myself on Game Of Thrones. While this honestly isn’t a big deal to me, I now understand what you’re saying Snake.
So what I gathered is, this Jon Snow is the chosen one tasked with bringing together all these pieces to fight the ultimate threat. The ultimate threat being this undead king who wants to flood the world with zombies. Jon Snow spends 8 seasons tirelessly gathering soldiers and resources, convincing unlikely allies to join the cause. Lots of other characters are hard at on the sidelines helping put these pieces into place.
FINALLY, y’all fans get to this hyped battle of the living vs dead, and all of it means nothing in the end because not only is the ultimate threat defeat easily, but the one destined to do it, doesn’t do it. Hence Jon Snow’s story arc is rendered pointless. Now the series is left to petty house conflicts all over again.
As a person who has had his own beloved series tarnished with shit endings, I understand your legitimate disdain. They spent so much time, so much hype building up a villain with zero personality or motivation, a lackluster final confrontation, and the destined character is rendered pointless in the grand scheme of things.
It's not even just that: nothing about the white walkers is really explained: we never learn why they want to conquer westros, or what they plan to do once they do so. Also because plot a lot of things were waved aside on the dead: Dragonglass and valyrein steel can kill the dead and the walkers, but Dragonfire(The main component in dragonglass), can't? Also: the ice dragon's fire blast can bust a whole through a fucking castle wall but can't melt through a little rock that Jon snow's hiding behind. Also wights can't break through a wodden door but literal fucking skeletons can bash through stone.
Also: the tactics in general they used in the battle itself in general made no fucking sense: you can tell they never consulted historions on how medievil battles actually were fought. They send about a 1000-person calvary out with no real support and they get murdered instantly, fucking idiots. They also constantly tease us with major characters nearly dying in emotional scenes, but then cocktease with one wight sbeing stabbed and them being intantly being able to fight out of it.
On top of it all; the reason they had Arya kill the Night King? In the words of the episode's director it was to subvert expectations. They literally pulled a Rian Johnson on us.
Asd this is all putting aside editing issues and continuity errors that plauge the episode. Good fucking lord I need a drink
Like I said Snake “so much hype building up a villain with zero personality or motivation”.
I admit that Scorn’s villain Pramool, is one dimensional. He’s arrogant, bloodthirsty, courts chaos, and seeks to destroy everything his fellow gods have built. He’s not deep or thought provoking, but he can at least be looked at in different ways due to some subtle things said.
Pramool is an outcast amongst his immortal brethren, perhaps his campaign is a vengeance driven slaughter of his kin’s efforts for their cruelty toward him.
Maybe destruction is his sphere. He was breed to be a great equalizer. To offset the good of his kind, keep humanity from expanding unchecked.
Perhaps Pramool truly loves the abominations he conjures, seeking to make them dominate over humanity.
At least Pramool has those questions, those arcs. From my understanding the undead king in GOT has zero motivation or reason. He’s just there to be a a bad guy.
Given his tendency to destroy things I will set some ground rules.
1: If you are to make a grand entrance do not cause destruction. Just like last time I'll punish and create a tragedy of it.
2: Don't be a complete dongus.
3: New rules may be added and retroactively enforced.
There are rules in place among the watchers about interfering with lower planes. Ex. If a mortal dies by means deemed natural in his universe then he shouldn't be resurrected. A modern gun in Mge, where there are Muskets is deemed natural. A death by monster or higher being in a universe without them is unnatural.
That one can go both ways,since in theory it is set in two worlds. It is same with making life from scratch. You can't just assemble/create a megabeing and unleash it on the universe. My daughters are pure home grown, there were no tampering with their Essences (similar to soul, but much more complex) or bodies, they have potential they are free to develop or not on they own if they so decide.
And that brings us to my second watcher trainee, Illya. The moment I saw the end of Heaven's Feel I made my decision to give her the place (And I mean, once done, Type Moon can Use Watcher, /poissibly even Arbiter Illya, I didn't fully made my decision yet/ in any of their materials, if they so desire). She could ascend on her own, use the HF, and connect with Akasha, become incorporeal and immortal, but she used the only shot she had at using Third Magic to save Shirou instead. In my lore no one ascended alone in about 200 million years. The only ones that did, assisted and rule breaking were powerhungry scum. Andrej(s) (and the rest of the populace of those Earths) are Arael's personal project.
I'm both glad and pissed at the same time that she didn't get her own route. I hate the abomination Kaleid Liner Prisma Fakeillya. They completely destroyed her character with that loli impostor scumbag that's Illya in name only. route
The animation, especially action was very well done though. But the story was utter bulshit. Why is the story told from the past if the Kaleidoscope dude went into another reality? The whole narrative is one huge pile of dodongo excrements. Then that Kuro... THING? Seriously what is that and can I kill it with fire?
Cool. You will henceforth be the Paramedic to our missing Doc. Rep, assign this man a codec frequency.
Same old, job's keeping me busy, real wood veneer is in demand these days, people who know to work it properly on the other hand... I got my inspiration back, like when a superhero get his powers back and I'm back in action.
Forjod and crew are back at the siege factory dealing with (depending on how fast Cybele destroys the two carriers) the last wave. Cybele and Ran pretty much cut down the majority of attacking constructs from the attack.
It's great fun solo. I've never played online because I lack the ability to do so. As I've said before the only annoying thing right now is that the game still continues in pause mode on solo as if you were playing online.
Bah, better Jeiel than Issei all day everyday! This would be an AU, one of an infinite number, so you can go nuts, I know I'll dish my share of damage on those people, with no pity or remorse whatsoever.
Oh, Horvat will get his ass handed to him by Thor, I won't kill anyone, but there will be bruised egos and faces, after all what do you expect from the guy who can't lift Mjolnir anymore nor use most if any of his gear. Aro/Arael won't fight, he'll be busy with Big Al doing what they always do, smoking pot and stealing things. You should see our warehouses hidden in Wonderland.
Listen, I won't spoil much, even what happened before or happens after. I think you guys will like this Horvat's backstory, which I'll add as it's revealed to avoid spoilers. I delayed the Valkyrie Waifu story for a reason (One will have a minor role, just a cameo), beside that I don't like how my draft turned, after re reading it.
Edit: I'll spoil one little detail, Arael and Aro: Fight like a Man, Horvat.
That I knew already. Big Al, as in Alice Lustia, I bet Alices as a race was named after her. And she's big not. But if I recal, wasn't she like the aunt of your cheshire waifu? Maybe I remember wrong and she called her aunty, not Jeiel.
Hahaha. She's indeed, the aunt of 4 special Wonderland Mamonos. It includes a Dormouse, Mad Hatter, March Hare and a Cheshire Cat. That last one being Nunna. So it's no surprise Nunna calls her Auntie. With Jeiel's suggestion tho... she's started calling her "Tita". Same meaning as an aunt.
All I'm going to say Aro, is if we're dealing with High School DXD stuff, Issei Hyoudo is going to be explained to have been born under the Reptile Kings influence and is the Reptile Kings High Priest/Avatar in his original realm of existence.
The Reptile King is the deity of the heroic/comedic pervert.
Vali isn't related to the Reptile King in the slightest.
But seriously Jelly. Look at Issei, we got a heroic and comedic pervert, which is exactly what the Reptile King represents with his position in the Porntheon and he's heavily related to a powerful dragon. Those sort of lines drawn between a character and the Reptile King don't happen every day man.
So yeah, him being a representation of the Reptile King makes perfect sense.
Oh, you guys do know what the Eronimicon is right? Did you see the important items page I made?
As a great senator once said: 'He'll be lucky if he can even carry his box of shit out of the building.'
He's not the main character of this story, nor Rias and her peerage, her brother or those fools. There is nop need to explain anything about him, as this is not his story. God, why everyone want to be in Rias' peerage.
I'm not trying to get into Rias's peerage... if anything I'm stealing Issei out of her peerage, informing him of his esoteric connections to forces he cannot possibly comprehending and giving him a book full magical, eldritch, psychokinitec, and above all perverted secrets.
I think I'll like all that melodic humming my gauntlet will be producing. Look, Issei, Rias and pals will taste their own medicine and get destroyed (not literally). It how this story goes and its a linear timeline, as DR who would say, a fixed point in timespace.
Well...if you guys tamper with stories...I on the other hand...just want to observe them. It's enough for Jeiel to at least venture into those universes once and come back, having a piece of an experience there. Also...
Sorry Rep. Never really read about the Eronomicon.
Changes are ok, after all, this one is not the original DxD universe. It's one of those similar yet different worlds. The thing is, Rias' peerage is the collective antagonist of the first phase, anyother way won't work and there's no blasted story anymore. This time, no inserting things, it is Ragnarok, not Shenanigon 9000. Shenanigans are cool and welcomed, just try to fit them into the story that's told, not canon DXD, there's no Aži D with a free out of jail card there, Andrej's guardian Angel, fallen because of him.
Btw, Ragnarok as cycle not the litteral end, stil...
Question, How would the Reptile King feel if someone murdered or tried to someone dear and close to him, and then his friends or aquintances come to support the attacker? Now try to reverse it, and see if you'd like that happening or you'd be pissed.
Fine, I'll spoil so we can start with some knowledge. A. Horvat was a young boy when Aži D broke his seal, tanks to outside help in form of an amulet made by some Mega Dude from the past that Arael vanquised eons ago. Long story short, he spirited into Andrej's backyard, weakened from his confinement and killed his parents who earned him and his younger sister a couple seconds. His sister dies in the chase by natural means, car accident. Guardian Angel, selected from the few GoTB made Angels had barely power to repel Aži, as he was rapidly getting stronger because of the amulet.
Angel spirit away the two into the DxD world and they were able to escape.
Do you need to know more or do you get why Issei can't be the hero and why Rias will experience the meaning of the most sweetest, delicious pain, Frieza style.
Yeah, to be honest, you guys are way better in the violence scheme than me. I'm too mellow, I guess. It's hard for me to kill my characters. Septius is that one chara I killed and caused a total ruckus.
I think that never went dormant in the first place...
I have a wierd question guys, or maybe not. I know a story in written format is that, a silent medium, but do you guys try to mentally add sound effects, both when read and write, like specific footsteps sounds, doors opening, cars noise, a theme, any background sound at all?
Well Jeiel your character is a stranger and an ugly bastard. You'll have to force yourself I to the conversation. I gave you a opportunity earlier when I said that people were peeping but I forgot to tell you about it.
Welcome to my world BT. I’m the supervise a service company that has a customer base largely of rich assholes that treat my guys like throwaway bodies that can be bought in bundle. I can’t name these smug skank lords but holy hell I’ve lost years off my life from suppressing my desire to destroy some of these assholes. Today was horrid.
The high was 48 degrees and it rained all day here in PA. I had 14 service calls to do today, all outside. I was soaked by my eighth job and pissed by my ninth. I get out to my last job, and the homeowner literally laughed at me and said, Jeez, your job sucks. Propane tanks are out back, let me know when your done.” (Closed door on my wet frozen ass.)
Issei Hyoudou: "I don't feel so good"... Disintegrates before the shocked eyes of his now crying bitches.
Sailor Galaxia panicked as she slowly started shrinking until a crying baby in an oversized golden fuku get smashed underfoot and smeared all over by a certian Croat's combat boot.
Esdeath and Honest along with the bald bastard wearing a monocle simply ceased to exist in front of all the Empire's nobility and military commanders, while a certian blonde girl from the 'group of terror' finds a box of chocolates and a piece of paper on her pillow with a single message on it, 'Live and enjoy life to the fullest.'
He along with the 4 others on screen and lots off it got denied by the God of Pot, It does not matter who he was, I'll tell you what he's not- living hahaha. Pothead the approver does not approve, thuss they lose their power and get stomped in the most creative, essence healing beatdown ever withnessed.
If you show too much dedication in eradicating someone unworthy of your time it may look like you actually care enough to really try.
Also, I didn't see a proper erasure from existence in fiction in a long time, I guess authors these days don't know what existence is. No one should remember the person erased, along with any and all things even remotely showing they existed, you know, body, soul ,memories, energy imprints, different points in time, thoughts, pictures and video... everything about that person. What they did is a glorified killing of a person, rewind time and voila, erased existence nullified?!?
Eradicating someone with a simple snap isn't as fun as beating them with wits and creativity in my opinion. It removes the tension unless the enemy is a low-level street punk.
Also, I don't know about that. I'm sure if someone witnessed another person get wiped from existence they'd be freaked out and remember it for a long time. Remember the lads that the two Zenos erased in the tournament during Dragon Ball Super. The characters remembered that quite vividly.