And beside him stood a knight clad in black armor. He stood there next to the Reptile King, fists on his hips and a smile hidden under his helmet. Suddenly a mass of tendrils exploded from his back and and wrapped themselves violently around him forming a blue lab coat and black gloves. The coat bubbled and smoothed out as it slowly became white with a touch of lavender, yellow orbs formed the buttons and filled all the seams in his clothing.
"Are we to continue your experiments master?"
A small head began to form on his left shoulder and slowly growing until it took the form of a familiar shoggoth maid.
"I don't know R'hun. What do you say Rep? Shall we try and find out how to skin this cat?"
I look down at the fish, "I have absolutely no idea. And I question whether or not this fishes concept has survived the rigorous pear review required for it be a theory. I'd have to see that papers on that one."
“Your secretary invited me in to work on this study.” The Roomba would transform into a large robotic suit in a few seconds (think Minion from Megamind). “I am Dr. Spoon. I am a cybernetic goldfish created to become the smartest animal in the world, besides humans and Mamono.”
“Very well!” My suit’s arms would detach into two more, smaller arms (think General Grievous from Star Wars), on each of the forearms was a certain piece of cleaning equipment. One would have a rotating scrubber, another would have a sprayer for bleach, while the two others were a vibrating sponge and a water hose. “These, plus the mop and the buffers, are the six different cleaning tool I designed into my robotic exterior.”
As I lay upon a nearby desk my "sleve" bubbles and absorbs the dust near it.
"Not really. I'm just waiting for Rep to lift his lazy fingers and do it himself."
Unexpectedly my lab coat begins to bubble and melt away onto the floor as if it repulsed my some unknown entity. The puddle reacted violently to the dust as it quickly spread around me, taking with it all dirt and grime with it. Then as if it was not strange enough already the puddle began to spiral upwards and slowly began to take a feminine shape until it was truly obvious what it truly was.
"I know that you asked me to not clean master but I simply cannot let you stand in such a filthy environment."
The shoggoth politely half bowed and began to dust the area around me, her tendrils lashing about to catch any specks that teetered close to me.