You are a prince who had been taken from your castle by a Dragon many months ago. You spent those months in the tower of a massive castle that is guarded ferociously by the Dragon. One day though, you see a figure come up the steps toward your prison. Upon a closer look you realize that the new arrival is a human woman dressed for combat. She spots you and calls out, "Worry not my troubled prince! I have come to rescue you and return you to your rightful home!"
At that point you here footsteps thunder outside your door. The Dragon is coming.
Thank whatever divines there are, a distraction has finally appeared. The plan i've had too much time for is now in motion.
"Yeah try to get me out with a dragon hot on your tail"
Just then crashing through a lower wall the dragon and the heroine are in battle, perfect. The heroine is more durable than i initially thought, but now is not the time for praise. I've finally got a chance and i'm not letting it go.
I dash down the tower step, and see them fighting. Man they're really going at it. I now sneak past while both are distracted, hoping the dragon doesn't notice. I've finally left the tower.
Crouching behind some rubble, i look over at the two fighting
"He is mine!"
"He needs to unite a crumbling land!"
Did she just say what i think she said? Am i king now? Even more reason to get home.
As i'm sprinting through the ruined castle, the dragon comes crashing through a wall with the heroine leaping after her. Thankfully i managed to dodge just in time. I see it, salvation in the form of her horse. With no second thoughts i jump on the horse and leave the heroine to her battle.
A few months later, in a war against a pretender as i lead my armies i hear it. Heavy wings beating against the air, then the collossal shadow. She's come back for me.
"Sorry, my bad!" I shout down. "I got bored so Mary put a mini golf course in the tower. Golf isn't my favorite-" I shrug my shoulders helplessly- "But getting video games is difficult in a castle lacking any wiring or wifi"
The girl gives me an incredulous look.
"So... you aren't a prisoner?"
"Oh, you misunderstand. I am most definitely a prisoner. But its kinda like being a POW to the Canadians. Mary is surprisingly nice for the whole kidnapping she pulled. The ghosts also help."
The girl was about to speak again, but was again cut off, this time by one of the aforementioned ghosts.
"I'm sorry to interrupt, Lord Hammerlock", she said,holding a tray of steaming cups. "But we made tea and-"
"How many times must I say I don't like tea? Tea is for the weak."
The tea is for us. We were wondering if you'd like to play some strip poker?"
"Better than golf. Hey, soldier chick! Want to play some cards?"
"And that", I finish to a very pissed dragon. "Is why you found me watching a ghost have erotic lesbian sex with a human while two other ghosts jerked me off."
(Hello I'm still alive and have come back to write more stories)
Oh great, another one has come. I just rolled my eyes and started reading my book again. I could tell that she was a beginner based on how cocky she said it, and how her armor was in perfect shape. She must be as innocent as a child. I laughed at the idea of a child coming to save me from a dragon.
However, she somehow passes the dragon unnoticed and reaches my room. She opens the door and walking in. "I've come to rescue you, now let's go!" she says to me.
I put the book I was reading down on the table beside my chair. I look at the heroine and let out a big sigh. "Turn back while you can," I tell her.
"What?" she stands there dumbfounded at my words.
"I said, turn back while you can," I repeat to her. I let out another sigh looking at her confused face. "Don't think you're the only person that has come after me. First, you're fighting her on her territory. Second, this castle is a maze. Every hallway looks the same as the rest, while she knows her way around. Third, don't underestimate the power of the dragon that lives here. She can..." I tell her. Before I'm interrupted by another roar. "Speaking of the devil. You better start running because at the moment you have about a 10-second head start to make it to the castle front gate." I tell her before waving her off. The heroine stands dumbfounded for another a little bit just watching pick up my book and continue reading.
BOOM! A wall blasted into a thousand pieces, revealing a veryvery pissed off dragon. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?" roars the dragon at the heroine that was now shaking in fear.
"Crystal, please go easy on her. Just look at her your already scaring her. Just drop her off at the front gate, gently," I say to my "warden." The dragon looks at me and at the heroine. She lets a growl before saying "Fine but you owe me big time." She picks up the heroine and flies out of the room. I put my bookmark in the book and head out the broken wall, down a hallway and enter the bedroom. I soon hear the flapping of wings followed by a head resting on my shoulder.
"I love you," she says to me as I feel her wings wrap around me.
"I love you too," I say as I lean my head against hers.
"You should rest because we both know how you'll be paying me tonight," she says as her tail pokes at my nether regions. All I could think was, It's gonna be one of those nights.