I don't do this much, but heres the idea.4 teenage boys are transported from the real world to wonderland, 3 of them are captured and brought to the castle, with the one straggler now lost. He must now try to navigate his way through the land ,fighting different challenges merely with wit and grit to save his 3 friends.
The boy's name is Micheal, he was abused by his mother and lost his father at an early age , which he uses comedy and jokes to mask the blood boiling anger he has inside of him. His three best friends Danny,Keith ,and Rich to him are the only ones who understands him, so they mean alot to him, and seeing them get dragged off by deranged lunatics, luckily however, he was transported with his friends while in the middle of an airsoft match, so he had his trusty 6 shooter on him at the time.
All I need for the story is people to be the citizens of wonderland, someone needs to be queen, I will be 3 people as my friends, I plan to be Micheal, and hopefully keep this a semi serious story line.
One day in the hottest, humid part of Miami, Florida. 4 friends are hunkered down in an airsoft bunker, as the tink tank of little plastic pellets rain down upon them, they all look at each other for an idea. Danny ,the one with the rich parents, looks at Micheal and said,"We have to go somewhere else, or we're going home with a lot of bruises." Rich ,the bony one that runs fast, "Mabye you guys, but not me!" boasted loudly. Keith , the strong body builder type, looks at rich and replies,"And then you will get bruises from me, you traitor."Micheal,the smart ,witty one ,with no other particular skills,"There is a ditch to the south we can run to hide in till this all blows over, I think it's our best shot at the moment."And thats what they do ,they all run to the south part of the park,find the ditch, and hide there.Thats when Rich screams, the rest turn to look for him,but he's gone.Keith charges further into the ditch, but ends up falling through a hole.Danny looks at Micheal, who is trying hard to keep his composer, they then come up with the idea to climb down and try to find them. Danny being more physically fit, decides he will go down, and micheal will go get help.Micheal returns,without being able to find help,yells for Danny, but no respond.He then is shot in the back by something that felt felt different from a regular airsoft pellet.Due to the shock, he ends up falling down the hole for what felt like an eternity. When he finally lands, he looks up to find his friends being dragged away by what looks like midevil guards.Then some more guards come out of the corners of the room. Micheal gets scared and starts to run, and he then proceeds to run right off of a cliff. He lands with a thud and passes out. When he wakes up he is the midle of forest.He now must get his friends back,"wonder" how he's gonna find them.
Micheal sees them, contemplates, asking for help , then decides to stay silent, but, he steps on a twig,(it's always a twig)he thinks as he ducks down quickly, but not before beeing seen by the two walking.
The two stop. "Well, it looks like I've found a man Victoria." The Beelzebub says to her companion, before Leisurely walking towards Micheal. Victoria, the Cheshire Cat, smiles as her companion does this. She had done her job, now it's time to wait till they have some fun~
Micheal picking up bad vibes, decides to run, but first, he has to trick them,so he sticks his hands out like he was surrender, and when he could see the 2 to his left, he bolted to the right running down a dirt path.
Micheal, quickly thinking, replies " NO, but i sure have seen alot of looney tunes in my life", he then lunges at a tree branch, gets to his feet ,and releases it right in her face ,then when victoria stops to help her up, micheal takes his chance and takes cover in a nearby treeline.
The Beelzebub growls. "When I get my hands on him! I'll show him why you don't why We your future wife." She then begins looking for him. Victoria meanwhile looks directly at Micheal, knowing exactly where he was hiding.
Micheal,knowing he is screwed, comedicly puts is finger on his mouth, and quietly makes a "shhh"sound. Right before the adrenaline, makes him run straight for a bright light, he then hops a fence and finds that he is in a village, full of odd women. Taking a look around ,he fakes fear and says,"I NEED HELP, there's a crazy bug lady chasing me ,and swear that branch moved on it's own!"Looking around at the confusion he has stirred up ,he grins and turns to run , only to be face with the furry ,glazed over ,face of Veronica and her angrybuggy friend,who don't look amused with the joke.
Micheal then looks back at his "adoring"audience, and sarcasticly sreams,"I DON'T WANNA GO." He then tries to break free from her grip only to realise that she was a lot stronger than she appeared. The other residents of the village were looking confused, but then ,micheal gets an idea. He works up some tears, and starts to openly weap and pleads with the bug"Pleas let me go, my friends have been taken,I need to find them. We're not even from here." When the lady death gripping his wrist heard the last part she turned and responded with a confused look.
Micheal actually scared, wipes the tears looks at victoria in the distance,and screams"WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY FUN, CAUSE IT DON'T SOUND LIKE FUN."He then turns to look at the insect and says,"Please, don't rape me, I thought danny would get it before I did, he's the hot one, or maybe keith! but He's already punched his v-card. either way please no , I'm a virgin, it don't even know how to be raped." He says this as a joke, so grins a little, untill , veronica magically teleports behind them and the bug lady says"Good". Then as the two enter the building, micheals expression turns from cocky to horrified."No really I'ma virgin, please don't,I'm saving myself," even though he knew no normal girl would want to sleep with a clown.
Micheal dazed from how fast his clothes just dissapeared, calmly respond "front door", as in the exxit but it seemed as though she took it another way,horrified even further, he decides to get mean, " Yeah , sure if I enjoy it, but your a gross bug, why the hell would I want to do you, not in a million years."Then, a knock on the door,(holy shit ,i am saved) Micheal thinks, and as his "new found lady friend" glares angrily at the door , he retreives his pants. The insectoid yells"WHAT!" and veronica phases in through the door."why even have doorknobs when you could just do that shite."gaining an irish accent as he sarcasticley remarks on how confusing things are here."Just flippin physics right off aren't ye."
Meanwhile, in micheal's head,(When I shot that kid in the back of the head with a bb, he said "I hope you get kidnapped and covered in bugs." I didn't know his wish was going to come true .I am going to kill that little boy when i see him next)
"No ,don't leave, absolutelty NOTHING was happening ,PLEASE for the love of god don't leave. If you don't leave , I'll show you my rubiks cube, i can solve it in under 2 minutes."Micheal pleaded desperatly trying to find something to give him a little more time. Thats when he sees the window,(My escape!)he thinks.
The argument, which was actually a civilized discussion, ended with Victoria leaving and the Beelzebub turning to Michael. "I've decided on hand, since you're unable to decide yourself. Now come over here so that we can seal the deal."
"Fine , you let me go find my friends after this, I'll do it,but two things; careful wih those hands, and I'm gonna complain the whole time." Micheal said. "Also ,word of warning, I feel that I'm about to do it with a profesional, and I don't even masturbate like an amatuer."
After they were done, A very tired, but somehow still excited, Micheal opens the door to find 3/4ths of the village waiting at the door, For reasons he new , he sarcasticly responded to the crowd,"Don't worry ,it was fully consensual, and anybody who wants to go next, she's ready for you, as for me, I am a minor who needs an alcholic beverage and a cigarette, good day to you."with that, he tried to walk off, but no one got out of his way, they just stared at him, with terrifiying glares.
Micheal's eyes widen, On one hand , he was just noticed by a girl as her husband, even Danny, the hot one of the group, hadn't gotten this kind of response from a girl before. But then reality smacks him in the face when he remembers two things; Bug and rape. Even though it did feel good , he wasn't ready to admit it,so he takes a last ditch effort to get out of the situation, he removed his side arm from the airsoft game and pointed in straight into his mouth, maniacly responding with a "I can't live with myself anymore" he then removes the gun and starts waving it around yelling "but i will find my friends!"Thats when he noticed that the orange cap was on, he blushd in embarrasment, which apparently looked pretty cute to all the townsfolk.some of them laughed , some of them started moving in closer, he turned to look at his new found lover, and droped to his knees and said,"help."
with the others closing in, he had no choice, but he , got another hair brained sceem of an idea," I promise,but i have a friend that would probably do it better." Her gaze didn't look amused but, the other girls liked the idea of other boys in the village. That is when a voice came out and said, "If a human enters the village, it is the queens orders that he is thouroly tortured by all the inhabitants."
Micheal, up to his head with anger, trys to simmer down but instead gets up in full rage and yells,"WHAT KIND OF BLIND FUCKERY DO YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT AS ROYALTY, THATS IT I WANT ANSWERS, HOW DID I GET HERE, WHY AM I HERE, WHO SAID THAT LAST THING, AND WHY DO I FEEL AN IMPENDING SENSE OF DOOM FROM EVERY WHERE I LOOK!"
As micheal is grabbed, he quickly pipes down his anger, and just mentally says screw it," What about that guy right there."He pointed to random object and when everybody looked away,WHOOSH, He broke free and ran as fast as he could, but he knew he couldn't out run anybody,but he tried to loose them, he took a sharp turn here, and cut a corner there, just to end up surrounded in the middle of the town."Alright bug lady, I'm yours ,Just get me the hell out of here."She walks up to his side, he then noticed how much shorter she was than him,however tired of running he kneeled down one more time, and told one last joke,"Will you make me the happiest man on earth, My beloved*gag**cough*."he said with a shiteating grin and a cheesy stare.
(Well there goes fighting my way out of this) Micheal thinks to himself,"Look, i did what you wanted and i promised, so please let me go save my friends. they land in a peculiar place. however during the flight, he noticed some more of those strange gaurds walking around, they seemed to be followed by what appeared to be giant playing cards."Dont play poker with those jag offs."Micheal sarcastically said to himself, now turnig to the bug lady, "hey if you are going to keep me around a little longer, then why don't you tell me your name, and what ever happened to your friend veronica, she seems like a much nicer person to hang out with."When micheal mentioned veronica, the insectoid looked at him with steely daggers, only reminding him that he belongs to her.
"You know, I think that I'll lead off with my feet next time we have some fun. Anyway, she was my guide here, intent on leading me to my future husband. She did her job and is now going back to hers. And my name is Belladonna. As for the guards, I have no reason to fight the Queen of Hearts or her minions. Unless your friends will marry our daughters."
"This is ridiculous, I know that kieth already has a girlfriend, rich is to errogant to be found interseting by anyone, and my best bro danny wouldn't marry anyone if he was forced, why is it that you people can only focus on getting off,huh, and whats with this spirit energy crap, where I'm from it's called semen, and thats how my friends know it to."Thats when it hit him, his friends are probably going through something similar to what he went through."I have to save them,Belladonna, frst of all, if I'm your husband, then I'm calling you bella, secoundly I need to know where my friends are being taken."
"Well they're probably going to the Queen of Hearts' castle. And spirit energy is the reason i want your semen. The consumption of it is what is making me strong enough to carry you. And I just like the sweet syrupy taste of it. Which is why I want you to give me some more soon!" She responded as they flew over the forest they had started in.
"look you may not understand, but keith ,rich and danny won't last a minute with shit like that, keith will start swinging, rich will try to run, and danny may get drastic, lot of fucked up shit has happened to danny in the past, he doesn't need anymore."
Micheal couldn't beleive his ears, the way she was talking made him seem like the bug,"Put me down ,I'll fight my way through those poker chip mofo's and find the and find the castle myself."Micheal couldn't control his own words, he was spewing nonsense, he knew he was no match , but he just needed someone light hearted to tell him that,"Too bad no one like that is around." Micheal mumbled, breaking the fourth wall.When bella first heard this, she thought he was mad, but it showed her how much he cared for his friends, so she dropped him, and right before he hit the ground, she caught, testing his character, she was surprised to see that he wasn't scared out of his head, nor was he angry, he just looked really sad.
Sad , sadness was something micheal felt before, usually it makes him angry, but he now truely depressed he felt without his friends, it felt terrible, and he just wanted go back home, he didn't care anymore.
Bella actually had dropped him the intent of getting rid of him, having no intention to remain married with a madman. However she had backed out at the last moment. "Let your beautiful wife take care of you." She said before laying him down. She then out her head near a certain part of him and began removing his clothing.
Micheal flattered wth the remark of mad man, decided he wouldn't psycho analyze anyone anymore-sorry if i took too much creative liberty with that whole dropping bit-, it obviously wasn't his cup of tea. How ever snapping back to reality, he was still over tired from the first go around, and decide now wasn't the best time. But , if he could remain useless as a man to her, he may get off free. So he tried his hardest to remain flaccid,by thinking of his grandmother, a very spiritual woman, he loved her very much, and he knew he couldn't get a boner from that picture in his head. Then, he heard noises around the forest, more things were out for them, well, out for him. It seemed that bella didn't notice the new guests. This was bad, 1 girl was fine, but he knew he wouldn't be able to handle more.Hoping it may be the same gaurds that took his friends, he yelled for help, "PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME, I'M IN A ONE SIDED RELATIONSHIP."
(If only I had Some way to get away from this)Michal thinks to himself. Popping in and out of thought due to the antics of bella, the noises grow closer, but then fade away. What ever was after them, gave up. Micheal then gave up, thinking(She can't do this forever, right?)
-sorry, but i won't be able to do any more tonight, somethings happening with the family-
Trying to hold back, Micheal was very close.But he was good at making it look like he wasn't.To her it looked like he was bored, he even through in a sarcastic sigh, even though he was holding on by a thread.
Micheal, heavy with shame, sunk his head. Being the one person that would always fight, always have something to say, and never give in to anyone, just gave in to a bug.Micheal ,angery and depressed said,"By the way ,my name is Micheal, thought you might want to know that.And as for knowing things, Why don't don't you spread the knowledge of where we are going.If I remeber correctly , you said you would let me find my freinds. You wouldn't be taking me to the queens castle ,would you?
"And ,just so I can know, what would happen if I said 'Screw the petition!' and started throwing punches,Don't drop again, I'm not serious, I just want to know, what would be the reprocussions."Micheal was sounding very sarcastic, But in the effort to actually make it to the castle in one peice, he decided to keep his true intentions on a low key."Also, could you carry me in a way that doesn't make me look like a big baby.Or maybe we could walk!"Micheal exclaimed.
"AH Yes, good to know, is that in lterally a dog or figurativly,you know what ,nevermind, like many other things I don't wanna know."Micheal said as he sees the castle aproaching in the distance."Wow,wowie wow wow, Is that the castle of a egocentric person, cause its huge.Now fair warning , I come from where there are no castles, and men are treated equally, so excuse me if my manners aren't top notch, you don't have say I'm with you,You could drop me off and I can find my way there."Micheal said ,but after looking ather expression,he responded with a "Just Kidding.So , any other , "guards" I should know about, Or is it just the playing cards.Don't get me wrong I Don't have problems,But I do have a deck of cards,Just to be ironiclly funny."Micheal said with a grin as they got closer to reaching their destination.He saw something flying in the air.
"oh ,good to know."Micheal said. When they landed two trumparts, come over to them with spears in hand,they seem hesitant of micheal, but not Bella.Micheal decides to make it known that he isn't here to deal with them, just to get his freinds back,"Where are my friends."Micheal tried saying in a tough , intimidating voice, however it came out as squeky as a prepubesant teenage girl, never the less, he went on"My friends are here, and I, and most likely them , would like if they werent in there.So if you could do me a favor, and march their asses down here."The glares he got were intense, but feeling confindent, he didn't let them respond withou the final punchline,"Oh ,nevermind, I guess I should know better than to ask some measly gate guarders."He said with a smirk.
"Only the first part!"Micheal then turns to bella, "And you do not want that for anyones daughters, besides, they have girlfriends already, and a home."Micheal paused, he wasn't sure how bella would react when he said the plan was to go straight home.Micheal then turns back around to the gaurds, who were a bit calm than before,They go to talk to bella, as Micheal is left to the front door, which waas giant compared to him.He then awaits thier return to hear the news.
They nod, Micheal and bella proceed in, the gaurds guide them to the throne room,where micheal then sees who the queen is, an alice. The shock an dawe of such a young girl as queen makes micheal laugh a little, until he notices that there were alot more angery guards in this room.
(you want to be the queen, and i can be micheal's friends)
The young looking Alice sends him a glare. "Since you are so very clearly new, I won't send you to the JubJub pit. Should you laugh at me again I'm certain that they will enjoy perching up in your manhood. Now, what brings you here?"
"Um ,right, ok, uhhhh,"Micheal was stumbling with his words, so he took a deep breath,and explained.He took a knee and started,"First of all, I apologize for insulting you in your own domain, but more importantly, I and 3 of my friends fell down a hole, and ended up in this world, all I am here for is to get them back, trust me their more trouble than their worth. Oh sorry, I was told that i Had to petition? I don't really understand what that kind of process would that be, and more importantly, how long would it take."Micheal said ,trying to keep a respectful tone. just then he heard an arguement in the other room, His three friends burst through the carried by guards.One was keith, who was trying to pitch a fight,with the guard who had him over her shoulder."PUT ME DOWN YOU WENCH."Keith screamed. he then saw Micheal and all 4 friends had a moment of reconnection,and they all hugged, all except for keith, who was still screaming while pinned to the floor.
"Well, why exactly should I release these men? I'm certain that I could find some lovely Jabberwocks and some March Hares to keep them company for the rest of their lives, so why should I deny them the chance of easily obtaining a husband."
"This again",micheal mumbled undr his breath,But then Danny spoke up,"We have familys already, and I can speak for myself that I'm already in a relationship."Danny spoke, But micheal hyshed him and said,"Trust me , they don't care.UM. as for the answer I have for you."Micheal, thought fast and all he could come up with was,"They all have had a visectomy, meaning they can't "release", if you get my drift."But then ,Rich spoke up , and with an insulted tone, said"Hey, thats a lie." and all three Micheal, Danny, and Keith, slowly eyed him down , keith finally calming down enough to say,"When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna give you a visectomy with my bare hands."
"If it hasn't become aparrent to you now, I guess it never is."Micheal told bella.Although, this meant he gets his friends back, which made him happy."Oh, don't untie keith just yet, we got to get him to a safe distance first."His friends however, were not happy, with this,Danny spoke up,"What does she mean by ,future husbands, Micheal."Micheal , who was about to have a panic attack, responded with a teeth grit"I'll explain later, just shut up."He then turned to the guard holding rich,"Gag him before we walk out, I don't want to hear his voice."Rich was going to reply, but Micheal stopped him,"NO RICH, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO SPEAK AND YOU FUCKED IT UP,SO NO MORE TALKING."Keith now being released, ran over to Micheal and the other 2, "Quick bro meeting."Now he was whispering."Micheal, if anyone has an idea its you, come on, tell us how we're getting out of this."Micheal replied"Let's just get out of here"then he whispered where no one else could hear them,"She can't carry us all,Just wait till it's us and bella, and then we run, different directions. If you remeber where the area we dropped into this world is at, we will meet there, radio if you need help."Micheal then passed out radios from the airsoft war."He then turned to the queen and said, "If thats good, then we will be on our way."
They walked far enough away from the castle, and while Micheal talked to bella, one by one the others dropped out and followed close behind but remained hidden,Then Micheal pointed to something ,ran, thenone of the others distracted her, and they succesfully lost her, and over the radios ,they remained in communication till night fall, where they all would meet up and get back home, but they didn't know what lurks in the darkness, and ended up stumbling into the outside of the town Micheal and bella met at. They had to make it through without being notced.
"I feel like somethings watching us."Rich said. Mivheal wrote it off,"you get used to it richard."Something then over top of them, and the group decided to lay low.They pitched a basic lean to tent out of sticks and leaves and decide to take turns watching while the others slept."They have dragons, micheal, dragons, you know I'm deathly afraid of dragons."said danny.micheal rplied with a"Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out,get some rest."When all the others were asleep, he could hear the monsters that were looking for them ,and decided to sit tight, Since they had been very crucial about concealing themselves.then the noises got closer. he woke up the others and they ran like hell, but keith was slow and ended up getting caught, while the others ran straight into a town full of monsters, and royal guards. This looked like it was it for them.
keith, a natural fighter, decided to get crazy,"OH please, let me start us off."He then got on top and started to let his day out.Micheal and the others were vey wierded out,Micheal was thinking about surrendering, but he then heard bella in the background. Knowing she was on her way, he paniked, which made the other two also pani, and rich tried to run, but he was caught, and danny had something wrap around his leg and pull him into the crowd.
Micheal being the final one left, was charged at by a trumpart.But Micheal was quick,he blocked the attack and countered with a right hook.Everyone stopped in awe, he took a look at the number, and instead , it was an A.He felt on top of the world, until he felt bella right behind him giving him a death grip on his shoulder.
"Never go back for the disfunctional teenagers."Micheal sarcasticly said, while sweating bullets so badly you could load an actual gun with them.He could see keith, wasn't going to stop that though, he was good, well, as good as keith coan be, rich was horrified, he looked to Micheal for help,"Guess you found someone who was faster rich."was the inly thing Micheal could respond with.And then he heard danny, screaming,, Micheal looked over, he could see th fear in dannys eyes."Tonight danny gets over his fear of snakes,tomorrow, bugs."Micheal then turned to bella, and and says,"Please go easy"
"Please bella, just hear me out, I'm not the guy you want; I don't last long, I become easily flaccid,and I will always run away, keith will always fight, danny will always be afraid of things, and rich will always be full of himself.But me, I just run, so come morning, I'd love to see what you're going to do to keep me from running and saving my friends."Micheal said ,as he was being mounted, he could almost feel, like he wanted what was coming, and that made him fear his own sanity.Outside he could hear the frighting screams of rich and danny, While keith screamed,"10TH TIME,LETS MAKE IT TO 11 SWEETHEART."(she must be having fun)Micheal thought as bella went to working on him.
Micheal was at a loss for words,"A daughter?"he loved that idea, for some reason he couldn't understand,why was he so happy at the thought of having a daughter?"Why can't it be a son,besides, I would be no good."Micheal felt like he couldn't look at her,she won.She went to completly draining him.Micheal then realised,"I have no family in the world I come from, thats why having a kid sounds so good,"he sarted to cry, silently tears rolled down his face, as he remembered his father dieing, andhs mother abusing him.he didn't fight it.In the background, he could no longer hear rich or danny, but keith was still yelling"TWENTY EIGHT TIMES, WOOHOO, I HOPE YOUR STILL ALIVE RICHIE YOU SCRAWNY FUCK!"
"NO, STOP, I DON'T WANT A DAUGHTER, I'LL JUST SCREW UP AGAIN AND AGAIN, JUST AS I ALWAYS DO!"Micheal lost it, though the idea was just sounding better, why couldn't he just accept a new life and move on, this would be for his best,"WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS, what am i going to do if i cant see them again."
Keith over heard Micheals screams and replied with his own, he already being done with the jabberwock, who was pleased with all the times keith had "provided" for her "ONE HUNDRED AND THREE MICKIE, HOW MANY ARE YOU BOYS ON."
Danny was silent as he was mostly turned to stone, though he was on his twelth. Rich was on his 43rd thanks If to the efforts of three mamono.
"You won't screw up! The only way you can is by letting your fear of failure cause it. Surely being a decent human being isn't that difficult? And you will see them again, you'll just have a wife at your side."
Micheal held her tightly"I don't care if you're just using me, but please promise me, that you won't leave."Micheal gave in,"Cause i do want a daughter, but more so , i want a family, something i haven't had in over 13 years. So please, promise, if we have a daughter, don't leave."Micheal was half expecting she would just laugh at him,but he hoped she would promise.
Micheal couldn't help but feel that he had lost, but in wierd way, he felt like he also won,"I Have officialy become attracted to a bug, what has become of my life" he looked out the window and saw rich trying to run , but get caught by the same three mamono,and get right back to buisness,keith had his arm around the jabberwock as she admired is muscles, and danny..."Oh crap danny, is he gonna be okay, he won't be stone forever ,right?"
"sheesh, I , for one, will never get over the sight of that.you do know that if he could speak he would be screaming, i mean he hates snakes. by the way, first thing I am teaching our kid, is how to run, and how to hold her own in a fight, so yeah , i will still run, just with her at my side."said micheal
"Don't ask for something you don't want, dear heart.You can't do any worse to me than you've already have."Micheal said watching the lustful look on bella face, as he heard the screams for help coming from rich"MICHEAL,DANNY KEITH, SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Micheal looked at bella as he replied"SORRY , GOTTA FOCS ON TALKING."