Pharaoh WWYD
"Dear Cute and sexy Pharaoh,
I had nothing to do with what happened to you though I was forced to take the blame to save the lives of my friends Billy and Leroy. They were dating Shirohebi at the time of the incident and decided to accompany me when I set out to meet you the girl of my dreams, you.
Upon finding you and trying to get the lid off it was impossible so we took a break, Billy was responsible for rations he brought the peanut butter. We took a break but impatient I got up and gave it my all, maybe it was the power of love but I got it off. Excited I decided to go find the Anubis just in case their was some special method to waking you, she said she needed to 'recharge.'
While I was recharging your Servant the two idiots did horribl…
WWYD Kobold
You're just going with your friend to see his lover, an kobold. Ironicaly, she isn't alone, in fact, she lives along with her twin sister. Your have a crush on his lover's twin.
Since your friend is in a relationship, he'll do anthing to protect his girlfriend. Although, when someone tries to fuck her, he'll beat them badly and throw them outside, regardless of weather.
After some time you went to see your crush's room, and want to pin her. You pinned her with your eyes close. As you open them up, you actually pinned your friend's capanion. Your crush is on the other bed of the room. Your friend enters the room, and makes a face of anger.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" he roars, "TRYING TO RAPE MY BITCH?! THAT AIN'T HAPPENING HERE AS WELL, YOU MOTHERFU…
Jubjub humpty egg WWYD
While venturing out into wonderland you come across a bright pink egg with heart patterns. As if in response to your presence, the egg begins to hatch. A baby Jubjub springs out of the egg and leglocks your face.
What do you do?
September 18, 2015 by A Wikia contributo
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I try to pull her off but can't her talons dig into my head neck and back. Normal bird talons can crush human bone so no telling how strong this thing is, with that in mind I let it stay for the time being.
After trying to easy the damn thing off, sneak rip it off and power through the pain rip it off all fail I give up. I only know one sure fire way to get it off maybe two but I'm not willing to stick my finger in it or pull out my dic…