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Billy said him captured a yeti to make money with a tent of hugs. Expecting a catastrophe you went there to see the Yeti, but it is not a yeti, it is a wendigo.

You: Why Billy brought you here and where is your coat?

Wendigo: I don't know and my coat should be with my husband.

You: Husband? Are you married?

Jonas came scared.

Jonas: RUN ALL OF YOU! HAVE A WHOLE CHARTER OF WENDIGOS WITH THEIR HUSBANDS AND THEY ARE COMING HERE.

What do you do? - Ronchellester

I face palm and sigh.

Me: "Damnit billy. You know what you, wendigo come with me. I'm gonna take you back. Jonas make sure no one leaves this tent" The wendigo follows me outside and we confront the army of wendigos and their husbands. They are all armed with torches and spears  and thneir leader appears.

Wendigo cheif: "So the Black Blight has kiddnapped my daughter Pocahuntas? What has my village done to deserve this misfortune? This land is peacful, it's inhabitants kind, but you do not belong. Return to us my daughter, your desires will not be requited here!" The wendigos and their husbands point their spears and torches to me.

Me: "Well this isn't quite peacful or kind of you now is it?"

Wendigo cheif: "No, but when one of our members saw you in the area we had to take desperate measures. Now will you return our daughter to us or not?"

Me: I push her in the direction of the army. "Yeah yeah... here you go! Now would you kindly skedaddle, I have things to do. And sorry for the inconvenience. Belive me this all happend very quickly."

Wendigo cheif: "You know, now that we have you here we can't let you leave? It would be very thoughtless to let such a dangerous being as yourself roam these lands."

Me: " You do know who you are talking to right? Or have you forgotten the little quip that came with my name?" I place my hand on a nearby frozen tree and it starts to burst into flames. "And behold I shall be a BLIGHT upon the land, and everything I touch shall whither and die..." I then walk up to them and touch one of their torches and I am enveloped in flames. "Now shall I demontrate that with another target?"

Wendigo cheif: "You win Blight! We shall leave, but be warned if we see you or your guests here again we shall not be quite forgiving."

Me: "Yeah have a good night to you too! Ughh I better warn everyone. Maybe not Billy, he has it coming to him."

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