I sit there in the chair and watch as the two bicker to see who will have me first. They play rick paper scissers and the mind flayer wins. She walks to me and I decide to escalate the situation.
Me: "Ohhhh, she just rolled her eyes at you!" The Mind flayer turns around
MF: "You did what?"
Demon: "So what if I did?"
MF: "Why are you always so sassy towards me? What have done to deserve this from you?
Demon: "Oh I don't know, maybe it's the fact that any time we catch a gut you always go first and then let him escape so I cant have my way with them!"
MF: "How dare you accuse me of releasing our men! And if I remember correctly you always go first!"
Demon: -Mumbles-
MF: "What did you say?"
Demon: "CUNT! BREATH! THOT! They start fo fight
Me: "WOOOO! CAT FIGHT!" After a long battle the mind flayer wins and stumbles to me and straddles me while on the chair.
MF: Now where were we?"
Me: -whispers into her ear- "Why don't you untie me so I can get a better grip of that body of yours" She unties me and we get a little grabby with each other. "How about we get a little more kinky and tie you up?" She doesn't put any resistance because she is still tired from the fight. After I tie her up I put a gag in her mouth I focus my attention to the demon and do the same. After all is said and done I get dressed wave a good bye to the mind flayer who is still tied up. "Sorry but this isn't my first rodeo! I've been protecting his virginity for a long time. Ciao ciao adios!"