"Hit me!" I say, confident in my hand.
My friends and I were playing a round of blackjack. I have a 4 and an unflipped card on me. The dealer hands me a card, which is soon revealed to be a king. After the rest of the guys in the game finish drawing, some even busting before getting to reveal their hidden card, we flip over our hidden card. I along with a few other guys, bust. Soon, the dealer starts drawing up cards until he has accumulated 20 points.
"Hah, better luck next time fellas. Looks like I'm too good." The dealer says, boasting his confidence.
With that, we all surrender a couple of bucks we had wagered.
"Wanna play another round?" asks the groom
, who was the dealer of the previous round.
"Nah, I think I've played enough rounds of blackjack tonight." I response, still a little salty over my loss.
"You only played three rounds." AJ, one of my friends, brought up.
"And I lost those three rounds." I reply "You can continue playing, but I don't plan on becoming broke tonight."
"Yeah, if I continue, I'd probably owe him everything."
With that, we stopped playing blackjack.
"Well, what are we going to do now guys?" the groom asks.
"We can go to a strip club. It isn't a true stag party if it doesn't involve strippers." Andrew, another one of my friends, responds.
"We are not going to a strip club! I do not want to ruin my marriage before it even begins."
"Well, how did you meet your wife-to-be?" I ask the groom.
He blushes, before speaking up again. "Well, ... that's a long story."
"You can tell us, we've got plenty of time." AJ noted.
"Okay, I'll tell."
He begins to tell the story of how he first met his future wife on a bus crowded bus ride. He offered her a seat and they began to make small talk before getting each other's contact data. They then began to date, having embarrassing and romantic moments and all cliché stuff.
"And then I proposed to her at the park bridge. She of course said yes and that is how I'm getting married tomorrow. “He finishes.
"While that story was nice, we only asked you how you two met." Brandon, yet again, another one of my friends ™, expressed, "You could have stopped with the bus ride story."
"Well, I wanted to tell you why I'm getting married to her."
"What do like about her" AJ inquired.
"She is kind, gentle, caring ... and over all a wonderful person." the groom responded.
"Yeah, but what do you really like about her." Andrew asked, "Is it her snake tail? Or the fact that she is also a pervert?"
"Really Andrew, show some respect for her." AJ retorts.
"It’s okay. I'll admit that the tail kind of help me bond with her." the groom answers.
Soon, I get a text massage. I inform the guess and scan the text. I let out a disgruntled sigh.
"It's my sister, she's asking me to come home now. Apparently, something's happening." I tell the guys.
"Well goodbye I guess." Brandon utters.
"See you tomorrow." AJ says.
"Bye, I hope the wedding goes great tomorrow." I tell the guys as I leave.
The Next Day
I arrive at the chapel where my friend's wedding will take place.
I park my car and head towards the entrance where I am greeted by a Jinko.
"Name?" she inquires. I tell her my name. She checks her clipboard and after finding my name, she speaks again.
"You'll be seated at the front row on the groom's side."
I soon walk up to the destination designated by the Jinko usher and take my seat. Seated next to me is AJ, Andrew, and Brandon. We strike up a quick conversation while we wait for the rest of the guests to arrive.
Soon, the wedding ceremonies begin. The guys and I take our place on the wedding stage. At the same time, the monster girls sitting at the front of the bride's side take their place.
Later, the bride is escorted by her parents to her position on the wedding stage. After the priest says the wedding speech, he asks the groom.
"Do you, Arthur Lancoy, take the lovely Merissa to be your beloved wife?"
"I do." the groom responds.
"And do you, Merissa Hapburn, take the kind Arthur to be your caring husband?"
"I do." she replies.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride."
The groom and bride exchange a kiss, not to passionate yet not too quick. The crowd began to applaud.
Soon, there was a loud noise and a massive cloud of pure demonic energy began to seep into the room. Quickly, it spread everywhere, engulfing the room with its aura.
Almost immediately, the bride tackles the groom, exposing his erect phallus and her moist slit, before they embrace each other, kissing passionately as this occurs. She coils around him as they begin to moan in between kisses.
I look around and I begin to shiver in horror as I am seeing the same happen all around the room. Couples and pairs of singles begin to make out and have sex with each other. I even see the Jinko usher from earlier participate in a threesome with a harpy and a man.
I rapidly hear a tumble as the priest is mounted by one on the bridesmaids. I realize the danger we are in as the remaining three bridesmaids start to head towards us. We quickly back off from the stage, however, it is too late. AJ and Andrew are quickly captured, well Andrew wasn't really captured, he seemed pretty willing, while the final bridesmaid stalks her ways towards Brandon and me. Out of pure desperation, I shove Brandon towards her while muttering, "Every man for himself."
"You mother fucker." He retorts before he is forcefully kissed by her. I look back at my friends with regret in my eyes before I begin my escape. I run behind the stage and towards the rear doors where I enter the hallways. Fortunately, most of the guests that sat on the groom's side were single, providing enough distractions to allow me to escape without any apparent pursuers. As I enter the hallways, spot the exit door. I start to walk towards when a strange man in a white hoodie enters the hallway as well. He chuckles until he notices me.
"Who are you?" I ask inquisitively.
"No one you need to know." He responds.
"Are you responsible for this?"
"Maybe." he says, stifling a chuckle. "Anyways, how did you escape?"
"Luck was on my side."
"Well, it ain't now." As soon as he said those words, he takes out a switch blade with a pink blade. "Don't worry, it won't kill ya."
He slowly heads towards me as I slowly back away in the direction of the exit, slowly taking something I kept in one of my tuxedo pockets. Before he can get to me, a minotaur appears in the hallway as well, with the look of lust in her eyes. The man in the hoodie looks at her, distracted. Taking advantage of this moment, I take out my flask of red wine, and spill it on his hoodie, staining it red. This angers the man, making him face me. As he starts to sprint towards me however, he is tackled by the minotaur. She begins to undo his clothes and savagely rape him. I take the time to say "Karma bitch!" before running out the exit.
I make my way towards my car and try to start it. I succeed and I drive away from the wedding orgy.
Many days later
I receive another wedding invitation, this time from AJ. I sigh as I go to the nearest supply store to prepare for my escape plan for the next wedding.