A Mamono twist on a Christmas tune that- interestingly- is only slightly less rape-ey than the original.
Hope you enjoy it!
Me- I really can't stay
Manticore- But baby, it's cold outside
Me- I've got to get away
Manticore- But baby, it's cold outside
Me- This evening has been
Manticore- Been hoping that you'd drop in
Me- So very nice
Manticore- Put your hands in my paws, they feel like ice
Me- My family will start to worry
Manticore- Hey handsome, what's your hurry?
Me- I already have one foot out the door
Manticore- Listen to the fireplace roar
Me- So really I'd better scurry
Manticore- Is your vision getting blurry?
Me- But maybe just a half a drink more
Manticore- C'mon- get cozy with this Manticore!
Me- I'm not sure what to think
Manticore- Baby, you're not going anywhere
Me- Say what's in this drink?
Manticore- My venom..er..I mean nobody can hear you scream out there
Me- My eyes are open wide
Manticore- Sweetie, it's so chilly out there
Me- You're....ah...gonna rape me, aren't you?
Manticore- You know that much is true....
~*Manticore cuddles closer to me as her tail is poised to strike*~
Together- But baby it's cold outside!
Manty-chan proceeds to tackle and straddle me as the credits begin rolling