Today would have been a normal day for the Demon Realm, but a soldier from the Death Korps of SHRO had other plans for it. Standing tall with a gas mask and trench coat to cover his flak armor, the Korpsman looked like he was about to invade a toxic waste dump rather than an environmentally friendly paradise.
Armed with his trusty lasgun, the Korpsman made his way to the Demon Realm, his first target. As he approached the outskirts of the town, he could hear the Monster Girls, or 'mamono', talking among themselves in the distance.
"It's the freaky human!" shrieked a Succubus the Korpsman had met earlier.
The Succubus did a gravity defying stunt and remained suspended in the air as she screamed. "Everybody run!"
The mamono working in the fields immediately fled the outskirts and headed straight for the town, surely to seek protection for the remainder of their pitifully short lives.
No time for taking pleasure in the fear he was creating, the Korpsman grasped his lasgun and continued his way forward. The last remnants of the mamono in the fields were fleeing and heading back to what they hoped was safety. One look at the Korpsman's gas mask was enough to send a mamono running in the other direction.
Sent by the Supreme Leader himself, the Korpsman was tasked with the objective of destroying the demon realms population as per the usual policy of the SHRO.
The Supreme Leader of the SHRO also remembered to send the Korpsman to the Demon Realm alone with no backup, thus significantly lowering his chances of survival, but making him more heroic. It was a plan so genius that the Korpsman dared not to question it.
Deruella was flying faster than ever to spread the word. "The Human guy is here! You can all panic now!"
Seizing the opportunity to freak out, everyone in Lescatie immediately lost it. Mamono were locking themselves in their homes and scavenging whatever bits of food they could get their hands on.
Deruella flew to the air to get everyone's attention. She levitated a megaphone with her magic and tried to contain the situation.
"Everyone! Please calm down! I know we have an imminent human invasion on our hands from a threat we've never seen before, but we won't be getting anywhere with you all..."
"Um, Deruella." whimpered Sasha.
Deruella turned around to see her Dark Priestess friend standing behind her.
"I'm little busy Sasha." pointed out Deruella.
Sasha formed a sheepish smile. "I know, but I was wondering if we could maybe relocate my Children to somewhere safer? I don't want them to be vaporized. I mean, if that's okay with you"
Deruella rolled her eyes. "It's just one gas masked human Sasha, I'm sure we've faced worse."
"But, you saw how mean he was!" cried Sasha.
An hour ago, a mysterious being appeared a few miles away from the town. As usual, Deruella and her friends went to investigate.
After a small trek, the mamono found the Korpsman surveying the area. Despite being frightened by his menacing appearance, the mamono were ready to welcome him to the land of love and harmony.
However, the Korpsman opened fire with his lasgun before the mamono could say anything, forcing them to flee. Deruella tried to calm the Korpsman down by offering him compassion and comradery, but the Korpsman simply stated that the death of the Mamono was the will of humanity.
And now, the Korpsman was making his way to town. Deruella had alerted the Princesses, who were readying a guard regiment and were bound to arrive soon.
"Deruella!" yelled Wilmarina from below. "If we don't calm everyone down, this town will be reduced to rubble! Why, I'm going mad about thinking about his atrocious attire."
Wilmarina fell on her fainting couch. "That grey trench coat of his is a disaster."
Deruella rolled her eyes in annoyance. The moment after, she heard Merse's voice calling to her.
"Uh Deruella, that Human is only a few minutes away from entering Lescatie. I think we've gotta stop him this instant!" reported Merse.
Deruella nodded. The more she thought of it, the more she wondered why she didn't just use any magic to subdue the Korpsman in the first place. She could have averted the crisis right before it began!
"Merse, you and the others round up everybody you can and take them straight to my castle. I'll deal with the Human." announced Deruella.
"Sure thing." complied Merse.
Deciding to scold herself later, Deruella teleported to the Korpsman's location.
Right when the Korpsman was half way through Lescaties large crop fields, a blinding flash of light appeared before him. Thanks to the protection his gas mask offered however, he was left unfazed.
Out of that light came Deruella, the foolish Demon who attempted to offer the Korpsman 'love'.
Deruella made her hand apparent and began charging a spell. She was afraid and knew the Korpsman could see it in her eyes, but she wasn't about to let her home fall.
"Look Human," gulped Deruella, trying to maintain a furious expression. "I don't know where you came from, but you are NOT going to destroy my city."
For a while, the Korpsman said nothing and merely kept a firm grip on his lasgun. Deruella almost filched when he did begin to speak.
"Maybe I won't destroy you Demon," whispered the Korpsman. "Maybe I'll fall without murdering one of you, but I will never in a thousand lifetimes associate myself with filth like you."
Right when Deruella was about to unleash a spell to stun the Korpsman, she stopped when he out pulled his....shovel?
The Korpsman held the utility in the sunlight in a glorious fashion, confusing Deruella. In the following second, the Korpsman plunged his shovel to the earth, scooped up some dirt and tossed it aside.
The Korpsman repeated the motion multiple times for a nearly silent minute. Deruella's eyes began to twitch in the middle of the nonsense.
"Um, are you digging?" frowned Deruella.
"Uh-huh." nodded the Korpsman while sinking the shovel into the soil with his foot.
"Are you seriously digging right now?" muttered Deruella. "At this second? When you were just all 'I'm going to kill you Demon a minute ago?"
"Yes, yes and yes." answered the Korpsman.
Another silent moment passed with the Korpsman just digging up the ground.
Deruella couldn't exactly help, but care. "What exactly are you digging?"
"A trench." replied the Korpsman as he tossed the dirt behind him.
"Why do you need to dig a trench?" questioned Deruella.
"To fight," bluntly responded the Korpsman with no hint of emotion.
"Seriously?" face palmed Deruella.
"Seriously," said the Korpsman.
"Why do you need a trench to fight?" asked Deruella.
"I just do," remarked the Korpsman.
A few more minutes passed with the Korpsman just digging. Deruella just knew this had to be some sort of genius trap.
"How long will this trench need to be?" inquired Deruella.
"Long." said the Korpsman, turning his back away from Deruella.
"And you're going to dig all by yourself?" checked Deruella.
"Yup." hummed the Korpsman.
"This has to be a trick." shook Deruella.
She turned to the other side, "I'm going to go somewhere that isn't here." and she teleported away.
While Deruella was only gone for a short moment, the rest of the crew had surprisingly managed to calm the town and round them up near Deruella's new castle.
Everybody was talking amongst themselves, waiting for news and hopefully Deruella's victory.
In the heat of the moment, a familiar light appeared before the mamono and Deruella’s materialized in front of the Castle.
"Did you get the Human?" asked Mimiru.
Deruella didn't answer, but rather sprinted in front of the crowd. She picked up a conveniently placed emergency megaphone and got everyone’s attention.
"Attention subjects." Deruella's voice silenced the crowd. "It seems that we have run into some unforeseen complication in regards to the Human, so I'm advising you all to keep calm until we can resolve this situation. Until proven otherwise, he's pretty much harmless at the moment."
The crowd continued to mummer among themselves while Deruella's friends gathered around her.
"What complications could you have possibly run into with that thing?" asked Wilmarina.
"I'll explain later, but did we get any word on my mother and their reinforcements?" asked Deruella.
Mimiru placed a hand on her chin. "Our informant just got a letter saying that they were going to arrive right abouuuuuuut.......now."
On cue, another flash of bright light appeared. This time however, a legion of Dullahans clad in Silver armor and Demons equipped with purple blue armor appeared before the Deruella and the others.
Each mamono had a fixed stern expression on their face and armed with a variety of weapons, including spears and bows. The mamono ranged from Dullahans, demons and Ushi-Oni’s in Deruella’s honor guard and Werewolves in the field guard.
In front of the Royal Guards however, was the regal Demon Lord. Deruella noticed that her mother and husband weren't wearing their regular royal attire this time, but rather ornate combat armor.
Instinctively, Wilmarina and the others (including Deruella by the force of habit) bowed to their rulers as the two royal sisters approached.
"Rise my daughter." Greeted the Demon Lord.
"We received your letter of distress." told her husband. "What peril befalls us this time?"
Deruella rose her head. "Mother, I don't know how to explain this, but.."
Lizzy took it from there. "So everything was a nice happy day like always with everyone doing the fun stuff they normally do, but then a weird metal bird thing came from the sky and landed close to Lescatie. Since we were the founders of the new Lescatie and pretty much handled everything bad that happened to this world for the last three years, we took it upon ourselves to investigate like we always do. At the landing sight, we found this freaky human dude with a creepy trench goat and gas mask who looked lost. We tried to be nice and friendly, but NOOOOO. He said we to die for humanity and started shooting laser thingies at us, so we fled back to safety and contacted you."
The Demon Lord and her husband had glanced at each other with their mouths open.
"We have a one-guy human invasion." sighed Merse.
"Humans?" frowned The Husband. She looked at the skies. "So I guess the SHRO really advanced beyond us haven’t they."
The Demon Lord stepped forward with her eyes squinted. "From what I understood, this human is here to slaughter us all?"
"Pretty much." muttered Merse.
The Demon Lords voice was filled with venom. "Has this human harmed or murdered anyone?"
"Nope." gulped Sasha. "But what's going to stop him?"
The Demon Lord took a breath of relief. "At least there are no casualties. Where is this Human you all speak of?"
Deruella nervously laughed. "Well you see....."
"Is he digging a hole?" said The Husband in disbelief.
"In the middle of his invasion?" added The Demon Lord.
The eight mamono were hidden behind a large set of bushes and plants in the crop fields of Lescatie where they could get an easy view of the Korpsman.
The soldier from the Death Korps had some considerable progress on his trench work. The hole had gotten larger, but it was far too small for him to set up the firing position that he deemed necessary.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's pound his gas masked face to next year!" yelled Merse.
Deruella rolled her yes. "Merse, I don't think anyone is insane enough to leave themselves so obviously vulnerable in the middle of an invasion. It has to be trap."
"I agree." nodded The Husband while watching the Korpsman aimlessly dig. "If this being is from a space faring race, then he probably has a few tricks up his sleeve that we wouldn't be able to predict."
"I wouldn't be surprised if that hideous coat of his has the ability to negate most magical spells." muttered Wilmarina.
"Do we have to fight him?" squealed Sasha. "He isn't really doing anything bad right now."
Lizzy nodded her head. "We've taken on threats like The Order and The Neo Order before, so I don't really see why this fellow has to be the exception."
"Besides, you did say nothing was going to stop him from killing other mamono later on." reminded Mimiru.
Sasha took a step back. "I know, but he looks like a soldier that's convinced killing us is the right thing to do. Couldn't we maybe try convincing him otherwise?"
"Hmm." hummed The Husband. "Well, you six have reformed worse such as human women. I guess a mortal being fed redundant orders shouldn't be too much of a problem."
The Demon Lord glanced at Deruella. "Deruella, would you care to show this otherworldly being the path to love and harmony?"
Deruella smirked. "Would I?" Deruella's smirk changed to a frown. "But what if he starts shooting lasers at me?"
Merse laughed. "Deruella...we've got the goddesses on our side and we've handled worse. I'm sure you'll be fine."
The other six were looking at Deruella with encouraging smiles. She herself however, was quite hesitant to be confronting an armed human.
Lizzy bumped Deruella's shoulder. "Come on, we got your back."
Deruella gulped and made her way out the bushes and onto the crop fields where the Korpsman was digging his hole.
After a pause of immense hesitation, Deruella slowly trotted her way to the Korpsman, who acted as if she wasn't even there. Deruella inspected the digging Korpsman for a moment, expecting him to pull out his gun and start shooting any second.
Deruella took a step forward, awaiting some reaction from the Korpsman. The Korpsman however, was still occupied with creating his trench and following proper combat procedures to even care.
Glad to see that she wasn't vaporized. Deruella cleared her throat. Before she spoke, she realized how tall the Korpsman was compared to her. Heck, he even seemed to exceed The Demon Lord’s height.
Deruella forced herself to stare at the Korpsman's mask. "So.....lovely day right?"
The Korpsman said nothing and merely continued to dig up the dirt.
"What are you doing?" asked Deruella nervously.
"Digging." muttered the Korpsman.
"Right! Just like last time," fake laughed Deruella. "Do you know what kind of minerals are in that dirt you're digging?"
"No."
"Do you want to know?" offered Deruella.
"Nope."
There was another pause. Deruella looked back at the bushes where she barely saw her friends waving at her for support.
Deruella gave it another shot. "So, what's your name?"
"I don't have a name." answered the Korpsman, his feet sinking deeper into the ground.
Deruella's eyes shot open. "You don't have a name? Then what do people call you?"
"Corporal 42-7." grumbled the Korpsman.
Deruella tried to keep her smile. "That's a lovely designation, but it's a little impersonal. Would you like a name?"
"No."
"Can I call you Lyndon? You look like a Lyndon." offered Deruella.
"No." repeated the Korpsman.
"How about Johnson?" squealed Deruella.
"No."
"Matt Ward?"
"Heresy." scowled the Korpsman.
Deruella shot her head to the side and almost cried, thinking the Korpsman was about to shoot her. Instead, she felt no pain.
The Korpsman himself continued to dig his trench apathetically. Getting a hold of herself, Deruella decided to continue her effort and continue her duty as the daughter of the Demon Lord.
"So where are you from?" inquired Deruella.
"SHRO." replied the Korpsman.
"SHRO huh?" Deruella's head was filled with wonder about another world. "What's SHRO like?"
"Wastelands." responded the Korpsman without a hint of emotion.
Deruella's mouth dropped. "Wastelands?"
"Yeah."
"That must be horrible!" cried Deruella.
"Meh." responded the Korpsman with indifference.
Deruella extended a hand. "Look, we can really help your people if you come from such a horrifying place. Trust me, in the name of love we can work out an alliance between our two races."
"No." The Korpsman did not take Deruella's hand, but rather continued digging.
Deruella's ears dropped. "No? But we're offering to help your people!"
"Nope." muttered the Korpsman.
Deruella knitted her eyebrows. "So you would rather kill us all?"
"Yeah." responded the Korpsman.
Deruella shook her head. "I don't understand this. What could possibly justify killing us all? Why do you insist on being enemies?"
"I just do." said the Korpsman without even turning to face Deruella.
Deruella was dumbstruck. "You just do?"
The Korpsman sunk his shovel deeper in the ground. "Uh-huh."
"Says who?" scowled Deruella.
The Korpsman finally scooped up a massive pile of dirt and threw it aside. "High Lords."
"High Lords huh? Let me guess, they want every race that isn't theirs driven to extinction, right?"
"Yup." remarked the Korpsman nonchalantly.
"And what were to happen if you were to disobey these High Lords?" inquired Deruella.
"Heresy." growled the Korpsman.
"So you're religiously inclined to kill us all?" checked Deruella.
"Yeah."
Deruella squinted at the Korpsman. "And there is absolutely no way for you to become our lover or for your race to form an alliance with ours?"
"Correct." nodded the Korpsman while digging.
Deruella rolled her eyes. "Okay then."
Deruella silently readied a spell that would stun the Korpsman in order to subdue him. Her hand glowed its usual color and was about to emit a spell only when...
*CRACK*
As if the Korpsman had eyes behind his head, a laser flashed from his laspistol in front of Deruella's eyes followed by a smokey patch on the ground appearing right next to her hand.
Quickly glancing up, Deruella saw the Korpsman with a shovel in one hand and a laspistol in the other. Still digging with one hand, the Korpsman fired another shot from his laspistol at Deruella.
Fortunately for her, Deruella's hand lit up a shield spell to protect her. However, the laspistol's round easily shattered the magical shield, prompting her to fly away quickly before the Korpsman could fire another round.
Flying as fast as she could while laspistol rounds nearly blew her limbs off, Deruella barely reached to the clearing shelter behind the bushes where her friends were waiting.
Exhausted from the quick burst of energy, Deruella smashed through the leaves of the bushes and collapsed on the clearing.
Panting furiously, the tired Deruella struggled to regain control of herself. Still on the floor, she saw the hands of Mimiru and turned her exhausted face up.
"So, how did it go?" smiled Mimiru.
"Is he going to be our husband?" asked Sasha.
Deruella shook her head and got back on her hands. "Well, let's see. I tried making small talk with him in an effort to steer the conversation towards making friends, but all he was interested was digging a trench. Then, I found out that he comes from some wasteland planet where his government and religion commands him to obliterate all mamono life. Seeing the endeavor as pointless, I readied a spell to capture him, but he shot lasers at me."
Everybody's faces sunk.
"I guess that's a no?" checked Merse.
Deruella lowered her face. "A big no."
The Demon Lord had a worried expression. "My, what kind of place does he come from?"
"To be indoctrinated to think that everyone different from you is your enemy." added The Husband in awe and confusion.
Primera scowled and pounded her fore hands together. "Looks like there's only one thing left to do."
"Primera!" scolded Wilmarina. "I'm sure we don't need to resort to his barbarism. Mind you, we've converted more lethal foes than overzealous humans to the side of harmony and friendship."
"Duh!" replied Primera. "I was just gonna suggest we knock him out and disarm him before we set him right."
"I agree." nodded The Demon Lord. "If we are to show him the way to kindness and tolerance, we must make sure he has no way to respond with violence."
The Husband levitated a steel blue helmet. "A simple stun spell ought to keep him at bay. Leave it to me."
The Husband magically placed the helmet on his head and charged out into the open. With all her might, he burst out of the bushes passed the shelter, determined to subdue the Korpsman.
Merse let out a snicker. "I honestly feel sorry for.."
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
The next thing everybody knew, The Husband came tumbling through the bushes before coming to an abrupt stop in the shelter. He had a horrified expression on her face.
The Husband panted heavily. "My, that soldier has good aim." Smelling smoke, her eyed her hair and noticed a gaping burning hole in it.
The Demon Lord squinted her eyes. "Talk about being determined to accomplish a goal," She shook her head. "No matter, I'll see it to myself that he is taken care of. I promise not to hold back when capturing him."
The Demon Lord charged a powerful magical spell, causing her hand to light up violently while her pupils disappeared. Soon, a golden aura appeared all over her body to signify her power.
In a flash, The Demon Lord disappeared as she teleported away.....
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
...and in a blinding light, materialized once more.
Unlike The Husband, The Demon Lord face was of pure confusion, prompting the others to emit a similar expression as well.
Deruella placed a hand on her chin. "Demon Lord, are you alright?"
Suddenly, The Demon Lord armor crumbled off her body and turned into vaporized ash while a trail of smoke appeared from the pile.
Before anyone could say anything, Deruella took a look outside the bushes. Sure enough, the Korpsman was still digging into the ground. There were no signs of struggle where he was digging.
The Demon Lord finally mustered the courage to speak. "Is it just me, or is he getting creepier by the second?"
"Well, if you can't be 'em, join em." shrugged Merse.
"Join his crusade against us?" spat Wilmarina.
Merse shook her head. "No no, it's him who will be joining us."
"I thought that nutjob made it clear that there was no way he'd be giving in." pointed out Primera.
"Trust me," insisted Merse. "I don't care how skilled he is. There is just no way in The Demon Realm that he has the willpower to go through a suicidal mission like this. I reckon he'll see the light pretty soon."
"Merse's right," agreed Deruella. "He's just an individual. I highly doubt he'll have the determination to go through this operation for another few hours. "
Twenty Four Hours Later
"If you keep digging like that, you're going to end up in Zipangu!" yelled Deruella.
"Cool. I'll kill everybody down there too." replied the Korpsman.
"Everybody!" corrected Deruella.
"Whatever."
For a full on day, the Korpsman had continued his operation without stop. As a result, his trench was a considerable distance down and his body fully was submerged in the dirt below ground level.
The mamono of The Demon Realm had full faith that he would give in by nightfall, but the Korpsman kept digging and digging to set up a position for his offensive. Since it was proven that any attempt to confront or capture the Korpsman would result in lasers and flying straight back to shelter, the mamono had no option but to wait for him to break.
The Korpsman meanwhile, was still going to complete his attack properly for mankind.
"I really don't get why you have to dig that trench." said Deruella.
"I just do." replied the Korpsman.
"Would you like some help with digging?"
"Heresy."
"Of course." sighed Deruella. She had gotten used to his blunt answers. "I suppose it's part of some sort of combat doctrine?"
"Yeah." he answered.
"A doctrine that involves trenches." checked Deruella.
"Uh-huh." muttered the Korpsman.
"And digging?"
"Uh-huh."
"And in your never ending fanaticism, you have to go through with it, lest you be deemed a heretic?"
"Yup."
Suddenly, the Korpsman put down the shovel. He then quietly walked over to the side of the trench that was facing the bushes where the mamono set up camp.
Deruella raised an eyebrow and noticed the Korpsman moving over to a conveniently placed Multi-Laser turret that she somehow never noticed before. What further got her attention however, was the fact that it was staring straight at the encampment.
And more importantly....pointing at her.
Deruella's pupils shrunk and she quickly took to the skies the moment the Korpsman unleashed all hell from the weapon. Right when the lasers were about to strike her, Deruella activated her magic and teleported just in time.
In a flash, Deruella materialized in the shelter.
The Demon Lord immediately noticed Deruella's worried look and a second burning hole in her hair. "I take it that your latest attempt to confront him ended in aggression?"
Deruella glanced at the new burn mark in her hair before relaying the news. "Guess, who finally completed digging his fortification?"
Mimuru’s eyes widened. "The Human finished his trench? Oh boy! He's been working so hard on that. I better go congratulate him with some cake and balloons!"
"MIMIRU WAIT!"
It was too late, for Mimiru had already sped out the encampment pass the bushes.
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
"...."
"Wow, he does not like strawberry cake with cream cheese frosting."
The Elements and Princess turned their heads to the source of the voice and thankfully found Mimiru standing bemusedly behind them. Bless her ability to make no sense.
"Does this mean we can't even place hand on the fields unless we want our lovely bodies vaporized?" inquired Wilmarina sarcastically.
Primera peaked outside the bushes, with no sign of human attack. The moment she placed her fore hand on the grassy field however, a series of laser bolts flew from the entrenchment's direction and burned the patches of foliage surrounding her muzzle.
Primera hastily pulled her body back and nearly tripped over.
"Yep," she muttered. "I think walking even the slightest bit to his territory is suicide."
Merse stomped her hand. "I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but a bunch our most cherished crops are being grown in the fields where the Human is. If we don't stop him soon, we're gonna start having some problems.
"Unfortunately for us, he isn't going to go anywhere unless we mount an offensive that is likely going to result in most of us getting vaporized." countered The Husband.
"An offensive?" squeaked Sasha. "Can't we go for a less lethal solution?"
"I don't think being ethical is his final solution to the human question Sasha." pointed Wilmarina.
"There won't need to be an offensive," shook The Demon Lord. "All this being is doing is setting up his death wish. He needs to be reasoned that what he is doing is a waste of time that will end in failure and his death."
"But Princess, isn't he fanatically suicidal?" reminded Deruella.
"It's worth a shot. Everyone has a point at which they will give in." sighed The Demon Lord. She lit up her hand and utilized a spell that amplified her voice. When she spoke, her voice had a loud and bitter tone.
"By the order of myself and my husband, I, The Demon Lord of The Demon Realm, without any ill intent, advise the Korpsman before us to end all hostilities to Mamomo at once!"
"........no......" replied the Korpsman in the distance.
The Demon Lord ears dropped. Quickly regaining her demeandor, The Demon Lord continued to voice her warnings.
"Do you not realize that your mission of genocide is utterly nonsensical and suicidal?!"
".......yes......."
The Demon Lord face handed. "And yet you insist on continuing with this insanity?!"
"........yeah......"
The Demon Lord shook her head in disgust. "Would you rather not instead seek love and solidarity with our kind? For your kind to become an ally of ours?"
"......no, I'm good....."
The Demon Lord gave it one last shot. "Don't you wish to learn of our kind? Of our vast history that could inspire awe and wonder? To learn of our amazing feats of magic and sorcery that your kind can use to its advantage?"
"......heresy....."
"Well, we might as well rally the troops." shrugged The Husband.
The Demon Lord looked on over to the guards and saw worry in their otherwise stoic faces. "We've defeated many opponents before without any casualties. I say we don't need to start now and resort to his level of ruthlessness"
"Then what are we supposed to do?" questioned The Husband. She then had a realization. "Sister, is it just me or are those laser beams the Human utilizes utterly similar to the attacks you use in battle?"
The Demon Lord placed a hand on her chin. "You're right. Those lasers remind me an awful lot of those dark beams I've used."
Deruella nodded. "That's because it is. I've read about various energies and frequencies, and those attacks of his clearly operate on solar power."
"Why do you ask this?" questioned The Demon Lord.
The Husband blushed. "Well, I was thinking we could make it perhairntly night for a while to drain him of energy supply."
The Korpsman, who was exceptionally good at hearing things from a distance, smiled for the first time under his gas mask. Making it night for an extended period of time would certainly help create a global holocaust and complete his mission.
"No no no." shook The Demon Lord. "We aren't going to resort to such extreme measures."
The Korpsman resumed his normal frowning face under his mask once more.
"So now what are we going to do?" asked Merse.
"As much as it pains me to say it, we're pretty much stuck watching the Human until he gives in." said The Demon Lord. "Until he finally succumbs to fatigue or grows a hint of empathy, he isn't leaving our watch. We need to be here in case he advances."
"With all due respect my lord, I don't think he intends on advancing." pointed Wilmarina.
"I'm with The Demon Lord, how long could he possibly hold out in his entrenchment?" chuckled Deruella.
Four days later.
"Is he still there?" groaned Primera.
"Yup! He's staying there all right!" called out Mimiru while observing the Korpsman from a distance with binoculars.
The Korpsman had set it up nicely in his trench with all the greatest appliances man could find like an alter, a leather couch, fur carpeting and a bookshelf loaded with sacred Imperial texts.
The Korpsman himself was trying to enjoy a pizza slice, but the gas mask he never took off kept getting in the way. He tried shoving the slice in his mouth once more, but to no avail.
"Pizza must be broken." he hummed before throwing it away.
Back in the shelter, the mamono were getting impatient.
"Hasn't he made one attempt to advance?" cried The Husband in disbelief.
"Nope, he's seems pretty insistent that we come to him." replied Deruella. "He invades our realm, and expects us to come to him."
"This stinks." muttered Primera. "I haven't been able to go anywhere for days!"
Wilmarina rolled her eyes. "Sorry dear, but you the moment you take to anywhere, I'm afraid you're going to end up as laser practice."
"Any word on backup from other countries or other guard regiments?" asked Deruella to The Husband.
"I'm afraid global morale is at an all time low with news of a being overpowering two Demons being too much for everyone to handle," informed The Husband. "Seems no other country wants to do anything with him and we need guards stationed in other areas for protection should we fall."
Wilmarina face handed. "If everyone had the same lack of self-preservation as our adversary, the entire world have taken him down ages ago!"
After a small pause, The Demon Lord and Merse flashed in the room.
Mimiru immediately zapped to them. "So, how's Lescatie City doing?"
"They're doing okay, but we're running out of produce." reported Merse. "Not to mention mamono are still uneasy."
"I'm afraid our confrontation with the Human has to be now or never if we are to reclaim our crops and free our fellow mamono from fear." relayed The Demon Lord.
The Demon Lord said no more, but her scornful expression spoke for her.
Wilmarina gulped. "My word, do you mean we're going to really assault him head on?"
"I'm afraid so." remarked The Demon Lord with disdain. "We've exhausted all other options."
"But you'll kill him!" pointed out Mimiru.
"I doubt it will come to that, but I'm sure he wouldn't have it any other way if it does." shook The Husband.
The Demon Lord announced the plan. "Since we will be attacking with a full on elite force composed of a hundred veteran guards, the Korpsman will surely be overwhelmed. While he attempts to take down the numerous mamono that will effortlessly breach his position, all magic users will immediately cast whatever spell they can to subdue him. Afterwords, the Korpsman will be locked up in a maximum security prison where he will learn of repentance the hard way."
"What about the guards?" gulped Primera.
The Husband glanced at his guard formation, each stallion with a firm expression. "It is their duty to protect The Demon Realm and its citizens no matter the cost."
Deruella placed a hand on her chin. "Surely you two know of some spell to increase their defensive capabilities. You said we could go through this without any casualties."
The Demon Lord and The Husband glanced at each other and smirked. The two lit up their magic and a light engulfed the Solar and The Husbands royal guards.
Suddenly, the armor of the guards began to glow and grew throughout their bodies to cover every inch of them. Their new armor looked tough, menacing and durable enough to withstand even the hardiest of attacks. Their muzzles were covered by sinister looking helmets with glowing red eyes that made it appear as if they were eternally scowling.
"That looks marvelous, what did you do?" admired Wilmarina.
"It's an ancient incantation spell that augments any set of armor into a more powerful state," explained The Husband. "We've only used it twice on our worst opponents."
"If its wearer could survive powerful magical bolts, I doubt the Korpsman's weapons will be able to harm our guards." smiled The Demon Lord.
The faces of the royal guards could no longer be seen due to their new helmets, but The Demon Lord knew they were ready and determined. She stepped forward to the stallions to give them a motivating call.
"Today, we face an enemy unlike many other threats that have plagued The Demon Realm before. This being from another world claims that our destruction is the will of his god and that he is his instrument. The Human knows of neither love nor harmony and rejects all attempts to learn of these beautiful gifts. Ultimately, he leaves us no choice. He claims that he will only leave the planet if he falls in battle or until every lifeform on this planet perishes. Needless to say, the latter will not come true."
The Guards said nothing, but many nodded their covered heads in agreement as The Demon Lord spoke.
"I know we have enjoyed protection from his wrath in this clearing behind vast foliage, but the Korpsman isn't going to go over the top anytime soon. He seems insistent that it will be us The Demon Realm citizens who will come to him to be violently vaporized. I say, why disappoint him? Let us confront this menace and end his nuisance for good!"
Still keeping to their stoic ways, the Guards stood in place and waited for their first order.
Deruella walked up to The Demon Lord. "I can provide some magical backup if you'd like."
"I'm afraid we can't risk putting you or your friends in danger Deruella. We'll need someone to be around to lead our little mamono in case we fall." denied The Demon Lord.
"With all due respect my lord, we have protected The Demon Realm on numerous occasions." spoke up Merse.
"Yeah! It's our duty to handle every weird thing that wants to destroy mamono!" added Mimiru.
Primera smacked her hands together. "I say we'll fuck him to next Tuesday."
The Husband smiled in admiration. "You are all quite brave. The Demon Realm could not have asked for better Elements of Love."
"I'm not so sure about this." cringed Sasha.
Deruella flapped her wings and lit up her spell. "Relax Sasha, we have the greatest guards The Demon Realm has to offer to protect us." She pointed towards the magically power armored stallions. "There is no possible way for him to take out the entire guard."
"I can't believe he took out the entire guard." face handed Deruella.
"DOCTOR!!" shrieked a royal guard coughing blood. A nurse immediately rushed to his aid to check on his wounds. The royal guard had burn marks at his chest and his armor was shattered.
After the failed few second assault on the Korpsman, The Demon Lord and The Husband immediately teleported their guards and friends over to safety of the encampment behind the bushes.
The entire base was a mess with every guard in some brutalized state with serious injuries. Thanks to healing magic, none of the patients would die, but none would be in the condition to fight for over a month.
"How did this happen?" shrieked Deruella as she watched a guard pass out from his injuries.
"I don't know." squealed The Demon Lord, her face full of shock and her pupils shrunken. "It all happened so fast."
"I mean first there was going over the top, then charging, and then there was screaming and a lot of bodies falling down!" recollected Mimiru.
Primera finally found the courage to speak. "But, there were so many of us and just one of him. How could he......?"
"Ruffian fanatic." shook Wilmarina while glaring at a laser burn mark in her tail.
"At least none of the guard died." pointed Merse, her stetson nearly vaporized by lasgun fire.
"That's actually a bad sign." countered The Husband.
"But how?" whimpered Sasha. "You wouldn't rather have them dead, would you?"
"No no!" defended The Husband. "I mean, we gave those guards the best protective armor and defensive spells The Demon Realm had to offer. Not to mention that these guards were our best trained kind."
"If the Korpsman's weapons could breach the strongest of spells, who knows what he could end up doing now that our best defenses are gone?" realized The Demon Lord.
"And to think all he had was just an over sized laser pointer." scowled Pinkie.
"How is our little friend doing anyway?" muttered Wilmarina.
Mimiru sped up to the bushes and lightly peeked outside with her binoculars.
Sure enough, the Korpsman wasn't bothered at all and was soundly reading an issue of Black Dwarf magazine in the comforts of his trench.
"He's still out there!" called out Mimiru.
Everybody in the shelter groaned in frustration.
"This is pretty much pointless." contemplated Deruella. "He won't leave until all of us are dead and none of us can get near him unless we want our bodies vaporized into nothing."
"I have an idea!" piped up The Husband. "It's crazy, but it might just work."
"I'm sure we are all willing to try out anything at this point." let on The Demon Lord.
"Since our little friend seems to enjoy staying inside his trench, how about we teleport him and his precious little encampment all the way to the center of Hell where he will remain imprisoned there indefinitely?" suggested The Husband.
"You mean keep him locked in there until we can think of a more considerable punishment right?" whispered Sasha.
"Um, of course." blushed The Husband. "But I'm sure all the horrors in Hell would be quite kind to him."
"Any thoughts on how we're going to teleport him away if none of us can step one hand in direction?" asked Merse.
There was a long pause until Mimiru and Deruella glanced at each other and smiled. Clearly, they knew what the other was thinking.
"Just leave this plan to the two of us." smirked Deruella.
In his trench, the Korpsman was busy signing off a package that just arrived in the mail. Once that was taken care of, he unsheathed his knife and cut the box open.
To his joy, out of the cardboard box was an all new heavy bolter that was just begging to be mounted on the tip of his trench next to his multilaser turret. Now all he needed to do was find the instructions.
"Hey mister!"
The Korpsman spun around and found Mimiru waving at him from the top of his trench. He really wondered is she was part demon giving her reality defining stunts.
Nevertheless, the Korpsman quickly pulled out his laspistol and aimed straight up at Mimiru's smiling face. Before he could pull the trigger however, he heard Deruella Sparkle's voice yelling at him.
"And away you go!" yelled Deruella as she cast the teleportation spell that shot out of her hand and struck the Korpsman.
The purple beam from Deruella's hand engulfed the Korpsman and his entire trench like Deruella intended. In an instant, the Korpsman and his gaping trench vanished from sight, leaving only a restored ground with green grass as if the Earth had never been touched.
"We did it Deruella!" squealed Mimiru a few meters away from Deruella.
Back in the shelter behind the bushes, the Mamono stationed there took note of the lack of laser fire. Taking a peak outside, the Princesses and the rest of the Elements of Harmony witnessed Deruella and Mimiru smiling widely with not a trench or gas masked human in sight.
"My word, they've done it!" squealed Wilmarina.
"I hope the Human will be safe in Hell." admitted Sasha.
The Princesses and Elements of Harmony made their way back to Deruella's castle. Their victory may have been costly in terms of damage and number injured, but it was a victory nonetheless.
"Thank goodness for Mimiru's ability to defy the laws of nature." sighed The Husband in relief.
"And Deruella's fancy magic." added Merse.
"Good thing we finally got that jerk out of the way." said Primera in relief.
"Still," hummed The Demon Lord, almost stopping in her tracks. "I can only wonder what kind of country that Human came from. To be utterly obsessed with with the killing and destruction of those different from him isn't a trait one picks up naturally."
"We did try talking to him Princess, but I think he was beyond even a blast from the Elements of Harmony." pointed Deruella. She looked down at the ground. "Still, I wish he could have seen the light."
The mamono silently trotted over to Deruella's castle, wondering what was to come next while trying not to think of the Korpsman that was going to be haunting their thoughts for a while.
"So uh, what are we going to do now?" asked Merse.
Before anypony could suggest anything, the Elements of Harmony and Princesses noticed a huge stampede of Mamono flocking and galloping over to the other side.
"EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" yelled a purple slime in pure terror from the crowd.
"What in The Demon Realm?" gulped Wilmarina.
"Everybody look!" gasped Mimiru.
To everyone's horror, the side of Lescatie City that neared Deruella's Castle was decimated. Buildings had been torn and rubble was everywhere. Luckily, no dead bodies or blood was seen in the vicinity.
The Husband was twitching. "But, but...what could have caused all this?"
"Please don't tell me..." whined Wilmarina.
Sure enough, the path to Deruella's Castle was cut off by a GIANT trench in the ground that seemed to go on forever in the far away distance. At the front of the trench was the Korpsman, reloading his mounted heavy bolter.
Sasha's pupils shrunk "But but but but....."
"How did you get out of Hell!" yelled The Demon Lord like she had never before while hastily making her way to the Korpsman's dig site.
"Dug my way out." muttered the Korpsman while maintaining his heavy bolter.
"How can you dig your way out of Hell?" face handed Merse.
Primera almost ripped out her hair. "But what about all the freaky creatures down there?"
"Dug a trench. Shot them all to death." sighed the Korpsman while putting in the final rounds in his weapon.
Everybody within the vicinity groaned and cried in frustration.
The Demon Lord had enough. She readied a spell to finish off the Korpsman once and for all, but before The Demon Lord could unleash her might, the Korpsman manned his heavy bolter and fired a barrage of miniature rockets at her.
Luckily, The Demon Lord managed to divert her magic to a teleportation spell in the nick of time and transported her and her friends away to safety while the heavy bolter rounds destroyed the buildings and trees behind them.
In the throne room of Deruella's castle, the Elements of love and deities materialized.
Deruella was quick to recover. "That is it! There is no way in The Demon Realm to defeat this maniac."
"Never before have I seen someone so fanatical to go out of their way to complete their mission." shook Wilmarina.
"Since everything we throw at him is gonna backfire somehow, I guess we're goners." shrugged Merse.
The Husband placed a hand on her chin. "I don't think so."
Primera raised an eyebrow. "Got another plan?"
"Yes." nodded The Husband. "Since teleporting the Korpsman did not work at all, how about we teleport ourselves?"
Sasha didn't like the sound of that. "Are you suggesting that we-"
"TELEPORT ALL OF THE DEMON REALM FIVE MILES DOWN THE ROAD!" announced The Husband with a confident smile.
"..."
"Oh! That's a great plan!" complimented Mimiru.
The Demon Lord thought about it for a moment. "That idea might be crazy enough.....TO WORK!"
All the mamono sans Merse nodded their heads and whispered in agreement.
"Uh guys? What if he follows us again?" pointed out Merse. "He seems to be quite the digger."
"Simple." replied Deruella. "We teleport The Demon Realm further."
"And what if he follows us AGAIN by digging an even bigger trench?" countered Merse.
"Come on Merse." insisted Deruella. "There's no way he has the willpower to follow everybody around the world just to kill us all. I mean, what is he going to do, dig the planet to death?"
"And that's how the world was dug to death and why everyone had to evacuate!" concluded Mimiru while roasting marshmallows on a campfire.
Mimiru took a bite out of her treat. "So, are we going to share this planet?"
"Wut?" frowned an Orge while warming his green hands on the fire. "No way! Dat story was stoopid, even fer an Orge lak me!"
"Yea!" yelled another Orge while roasting smores. "We girlz ain't gonna share our wurld with lyin kandy royals!"
"Lying!" yelled Mimiru. "Then how do you explain this giant trench around us?"
The ground around the trio had been nearly reduced to a canyon with the exception of the small spot they were sitting on.
In the depths of the giant man made canyon, the Korpsman was digging away to set up his firing position.
"A Korpsman's gotta do what a Korpsman's gotta do....for the Emperor." he muttered.