You are exploring an old deserted castle in search of treasure when you hear strange muffled moaning noises coming from the bed chamber. You open the door to find a Dullahan with her head in between her own thighs, furiously eating herself out. When she notices you, she akwardly stares at you for a moment, her face completely red with embarrassment. In a last ditch effort to salvage her pride, the Dullahan quickly yanks her nearby sword out of its sheath and points it at your neck.
What do you do?
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"I see you're busy. I'll just come check this room later." I say, chuckling nervously and cloeing the door as politely as possible. I then take out some from my pack and mark the door to search later.
A few hours pass and I find nothing, guess someone else beat me to it. Suddenly I come across the door with my mark on it. I shrug and mutter to myself "Might as well." I approach the door and, remembering my previous experience, I knock on it a little and wait for a response.
"Come in." I hear a voice from within. I open the door slowly and peek inside. I see the same bed chamber from earlier and the dullahan from earlier in a pair of pajamas, with a choker where her head and neck meet, lying in the bed. Her face turns red when she sees me enter.
"Oh! I'm sorry I thought nobody lived here. I'll just be on my way then, and don't worry I didn't steal anything." I turn and leave, but once I'm halfway to the door I hear the lady say "Wait. Don't go just yet." So I turn back around and approach the bed.
Sitting down next to her "You need somethin'?" I ask. She shakes her head "No. It's just normally so quiet around here, I just want somebody to talk to." I shrug and we get to talking. We hit it off, but before long night comes and we decide it would be best if I stayed the night, which leads to her accidentally losing her head and us having sex throughout the entire night. After that, I decide to give up treasure hunting and settle down in my new castle with my dullahan wife.