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I'm sorry for the bad news -- Sannse

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A friend of yours is a dark priest and thus has an unusual mindset in what's bad and what's good however she finds swearing to be a universally negative thing and she gets easily upset by its use. One day you are helping your friends family to move. You are by yourself packing items away when you stub your toe causing a curse word (pick one yourself) to slip out. You hear Footsteps from behind you. turning, you see your friends younger sister smiling at you with her head cocked. She innocently asks "what does (curse word) mean?" Before stating "maybe I should ask my dear sister?"

What do you do?

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"No WAIT!" but it was too late, she had left. I chased her, but by the time I find her she's already tugging on her sister's robe. I put my head in my hands as I hear her ask "Hey Sis. What does *?$^%* mean?" My friend's back immediately straughtens at the word and she asks "W-Where did you learn that word?" Her sister points to me, "From him."

I look up out of my hands and I'm surprised to see my friend calmly shooing her sister away say "The grown ups need to talk for a little while." She then flashes me a look of pure anger and motions for me to follow her, not wanting to incur anymore rage from her I comply.

She leads me into a closet and proceeds to scold me and after a few good minutes asks me "What do you have to say for yourself?"

"I'm sorry." I respond "I was helping your family move and I stubbed my toe and it just sorta slipped." She only raises an eyebrow. "Listen, I know that doesn't sound like a good excuse, so I'll do anything to make it up to you."

Both of her eyebrows go up "Anything?" she asks in a tone I'm not immediately a fan of. Upon hearing her ask that, I immediately think "Ohhh, I see where this is going."

"Yes, anything." I confirm for her. Immediately she pulls me into a kiss, hooking a leg around me. "Yep. Saw this coming." I internally monologue. I let her as she pleases and eventually we move from first base to a home run, and end up leaving the closet almost an hour later completely exhausted, and I could swear I saw my friends sister running around a corner as we were leaving, but it could've been nothing.

Remembering something that happened over that hour, I bring it up while we're making ourselves presentable in the bathroom together. "Hey, uh, while we were in there... did I hear you say &$($^ ?" I ask her.

Her back suddenly straightens and she looks at me nervously "N-N-No I didn't."

"No, I'm certain I heard you say, 'Stick your &&*^ in my %*&%$, and $&%^ me like a &(&*! Cover me in your *&* and make me yours!" I continue to mock and tease her.

"I couldn't help it! It slipped out!" She immediately covers her mouth, realizing she's using the same excuse I used. We both burst into laughter over the situation and leave the bathroom.

With the moving finished I say my goodbyes to the family and I then say goodbye to my friend, who in response, gives me a rather chaste kiss on the cheek and says "Please, come over anytime you'd like." I smile at her and say "Sure."

Sure enough I'm back there the next day, and the next, etc. until one day I finally propose to her. She's now living with me and I've noticed she seems to get a touch looser with her language when she thinks I'm not around.

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