You're walking through the road with no intentions of getting a wife since you living in a demon realm and no monster has tried to seduce you, you continue walking until you hear something from a stranger
Stranger: HEY SIR WATCH OUT!!
You turn around and it was late when you see something approaching so fast that it hits you falling to the ground with that thing, it wasn't so hard to cripple you or knock you out but leave you very soar, you see that is a dragon and she is crying, she open her eyes and see that she is in top of you, her eyes wide open of happiness and kiss you deeply with a slow and sensual french kiss.
Dragon: Thank you, thank you, thank you a lot for saving me.... hero...hubby
She was practicing her flight but she failed as her wing started to cramp and fall. Then another dragon and her husband appears in front of you looking at you relieved.
What do you do?
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After she breaks the kiss I say "Nice to meet you too." I then look over to the other dragon and her husband "Those your folks?" She nods her head. "Well if I'm gonna be your 'hubby' then I should probably introduce myself."
She blushes at me calling myself her husband, and helps me up. We walk over to her folks and they both nearly break my back with a group bear hug. "Thank you for saving our daughter!" they say simultaneously. I weakly pat their backs and say, while being crushed, "Think nothing of it. Could you please let me go? I can't feel my legs."
"Oh! Sorry." they say at the same time, again.
"Is this what happens when people get married?" I think to myself.
The minute they release me, their daughter quickly grabs a hold of one of my arms and cuddles up against me. I then realie something, "Hey! Are you two okay with this?" I say pointing to my, apparently, new wife cuddling me. The look at each other, and the mom says "She's allowed to marry any man she chooses."
"Oh! Okay." I then turn back to her,"You sure you want to marry me?"
"I do." She says. "Do you want to marry me?"
I hesitate, but say "I-I do."
The dad immediately yells "Mazel tov!"
"Huh?" I ask confused.
"I've just always wanted to say that." He says grinning widely, his wife putting her face in her hands.
I then turn back to my dragon wifey and ask "I guess you'll want to be living with me now, right?" She nods enthusiastically. "Then let's go." We then say our goodbyes to her parents, my in-laws, and we head home to consecrate the marriage.
Once her wing is better, I help her get to flying again, and eventually, after a few close calls similar to the of the above events, she's flying like a pro in no time.