(Note: Two a day, keeps the...something or rather away.)
Creeper
Moss/Plant
Literally Everywhere in Minecrafta (Except for the End and the Nether)
Excitable, Lonely, Lustful,
Nutrients from the Soil, Men's Spirit Energy
A plant type mamono, exclusive to the realm of Minecrafta, and to many a Minecraftian, a bane to all structures, you see a Creeper is unique in the fact that when they are excited, angry, really sad, or just plain bored, they start to hiss, and flash white...before exploding. Now, this doesn't kill them, nor any living creatures, but it does destroy blocks, and therefore a Minecraftian's house or temple or whatever he/she may have built, now, normally when there isn't a man or sometimes women that strikes their fancy, they usually try to hang out with the other mamono. This doesn't work out as well as they think, as some mamono are scared of the whole explody thing, despite not being harmed by such a effect, so they get kinda reeeeeally lonely at times, and when they spot a man they fancy, they can't help themselves and run up, hug the man, while making that hissing sound all the while, and then BOOM. Another thing about Creeper explosions, people who are hit by it are either hit by a huge amount of pleasure and arousal...or orgasm outright, depends on how close you are to the Creeper when they exploded, and why would a man let a Bane of Structures run up to him? Well because, Creepers are also notoriously silent, never making a sound, even when they spot the man they fancy, they literally bottle up all their emotions and run up to him, hug him, and then release all these emotions in one big explosion. The man would be hit with so much pleasure and lust that they wouldn't be able to do much of anything but just let the Creeper make love to him, Creepers can also, make mini explosions in their bodies, including thier vagina, these explosions don't make as much noise and the only indicater of this explosion, is that the man might suddenly orgasm even after doing once, the Creepers use these mini explosions if they either feel especially naughty, or the man is resisting the urge to give in and orgasm. Afterwards, the Creeper will never leave the man's side and are more tame comparing, not exploding as much, as to not destroy the house they probably live in, though the mini explosions will still happen. All Creepers have a unusual fear of cats and cat-like mamono, this fear is unexplained, though it is universal throughout all Creepers, and so, if you reeeeeally don't want a Creeper, just have a cat by your side...though don't get angry, if they try to overcome their fear and rush you. Most Creepers have a slight green-tint to their skin and their arms descend into crunchy dried up leaf like arms that have a deceptive strength similar to a human's, their legs are also like dried up leaves, and at the back of their knees sprout another set of legs, some Creepers are embarrassed by this, and the first thing they do if they ever learn magic, is too use magic to hide it, and some aren't, it depends. Most Creepers have hair that is either, brown, orange, or green, and their eyes can be any colors. If a Creeper is ever hit by lighting (Also counts if a Thunderbird or Raiju hits them with it,) they become charged with lighting, these 'Charged' Creepers are much more aggressive and lustful, their explosions become much bigger and the pleasure and arousal from such a explosion also increases as a side effect of this. Their appearance also changes as well, their hair usually becomes a shade of cyan and their eyes become wine red, with the leaf parts of their bodies tingle with electricity, also, their bust greatly improves.
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