This is my response post to Orc WWYD made by Carthois You are in a relatively small cabaret and enjoying the scene. You try to flag down a drink for the night and happen to be finding yourself stunned by the appearance of a curvy Orc in a skin tight, revealing latex suit and high heels. She is quivering from embarrassment and can barely hold the tray of drinks up. "S-sir...you ordered a drink?
What would you do?
-Carthois
My response:
My Response
“Yes, I ordered a drink. I ordered ice cream soda.”
“O….ok.” she nervously says back to me
As she was trying to serve me my drink, I took noticed that she was really cute and sexually attractive, but quivering from just trying to do her job in skimpy outfit. Just before she was able to set the drink on the table, the drink accidently slips from her hand a hits the table and the liquid contents of the drink shoots up only to whip my eyes like a slave on a hot summer day.
“Ahh!” “Ahh!” “My EYES!”
With my eyes slightly closed and in pain from irritation, my body quickly responds by jolting upwards from my seat with seconds afterwards losing my balance, forcing me to stumble over whaling my arms all over like a windmill as the Orc waitress apologizes to me “SORRY! SORRY! I’M SO SORRY” she tells me while bowing her head.
As I was falling over my hand accidently lands on spoon that was in some lanky looking guy’s mash potatoes, the spoon launches off his plate doing 360 summersaults only to smack a burly sized man sitting at the bar in the back of the head getting potato gunk stuck in his hair. The man turns around to notices that the food came from the lanky guy’s plate and grabs his glass mug he was drinking from and chucks it at the lanky guy only for him to duck the mug. The mug over shoots past him only to hit another muscular guy in the back of the head shattering the mug.
The Muscular guy yells outs “AYE YO WHAT THE FAUCK!” then turns around and notice notices a group of thug-like ruffians laughing at their table. A random waiter walks by, he grabs him, lifts him up, throws him like a flailing Javelin, he flies and crashes on table of a group of thug-like ruffians, breaking the table and knocking their food and drinks to the ground.
“What the hell! Our food! AYE YOU GOT A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING!?” the one of thug looking ruffian guy yell out at that Muscular guy.
“AND…..WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT THROW ANOTHER GLASS AT MY HEAD!” the Muscular guy yells back
The group of ruffians scratch their heads baffled at what the guy was saying.
“Get this asswipe!” One of the uglier ruffians yelled
Muscular guys crew isn’t having any of that shit and then a bar fight breaks out with everyone throwing fists and bows breaking tables and property.
I’m still on the floor with my eyes stinging from the spilled drink watching all this go down. The Orc woman kneels down next to me to apologize even more.
“You’re still apologizing to me!? I’m in pain!”
“I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to cause all of this.” She says to me in tears while apologizing.
*BAP* *BIFF* *PUNCH* *CRUNCH* *KICK* *WAP* (sounds of everyone beating the crap out of one another around us)
“Look! Don’t worry about it, just get to somewhere safe.” I tell her out of concerned for her safety
*WAP!* I punched someone that was behind her trying to grab her.
“But….. there must be some way I can make it up to you?” she says in a concerned tone ignoring the fact that punched a guy in the face that was behind her.
*KICK* the orc kicks a random lamia upside her face that was in mid-air trying to pounce me for free sex and I keep my composure.
“Can you escape?” I said while still on the ground then proceeded to kick a midget sized guy in his nuts as he had a chair in his hands trying to smack me with it. Me and the orc played it off casually as if nothing happen.
“No…..not in this dress, I’m not very agile.” She tells me in an innocent voice then proceeds to commit a spinning round house hi-jump kick while yelling out “AH TA!” on the jaw of a sex crazed holstaur running full speed at me with her arms out trying to hug me.
“Dang……that’s not good….hmm…. wait I know.”
An eccentric devil bug comes from behind me and hugs me from the back. The Orc woman blindsides the eccentric devil bug in the face giving her a black eye, she falls off of me and over roll over and starts seeing stars, I keep my composure.
“Do you have plan?” she asks
“Yes.”
Through the mitts of bar calamity taking place, I wrap my arm around the busty, curvaceous Orc’s waist and lift her up and carried her off out the front door ducking and dodging all the flying bodies and projectiles in site. We managed to get to a quiet spot outside of the bar so that we could rest from the unfortunate event.
*Pant* *Pant*
“Well…were out of that hot mess, oh…..sorry that your nice work attire got scuffed up.”
“It’s ok, I did spill your drink and causes to you pain.” She tells me in a cute concern tone.
“That’s twice now that I’ve caused you pain and you’ve been kind to me.” She adds
“Ahh…don’t mention it, I’m use to stuff happening to me, so don’t worry about it too much.”
“I promise I’ll pay you back for your kindness.” She tell me with determination in her eyes
“Ok…if you say so. Well I better get going then, I’m tired.” I tell her and start to walk off
“Wait!” she calls out to me
I turn back around to look at her “Yea, what’s up? Do you need anything?”
“I figure out how I can repay you.” She tells me with glee in her eyes
“Huh…..how?”
With one quick leap she quickly wraps her arms around me and locks my lips with hers, kissing and sucking away as if her life depended on it; I provide no resistance and went along with it. She pulls her head back just to inform me.
“I know a great way of repaying you.” She tells me while smiling
“By a surprise make out session late at night?” I said sarcastically
“Well that’s part of it, but I’ve decided that the best way to pay you back is to have your children, you’ll be my husband.” She said without any hesitation and smile.
My face then became mortified from the idea of marriage.
“Huh!......uhhh…..what?”
“You husband…..me wife….lots of children…..happy family.” She tells me
“Um listen….I……” I was interrupt by her death glare and the tightness of her grip around my neck.
“I saw you ogling at me in my work attire, take responsibility for your actions!” she tells me in sinister tone.
“Ok……..” (Help!)
“Great…..mother has been wondering when I’d would finally find a man. I’ll introduce you to her tomorrow as my husband.” She tells holding no punches
“Umm…….what ever happen to the idea of first date?”
“This is our first date deer…we still have to finish it though.” She tells me energetically
She then smack and grabs a hand full of my ass check then picks me up in princess carrying mode and starts to sprint, in heels, to the nearest love hotel where we spent hours in countless sex.