“Hmmm” I looked at the strange hole in the side of the hill. “These woods are getting stranger with each passing year. What do you think, James?”
“I’ll say!” James agreed while nodding. “Robert, maybe we should just move away? I don’t like the looks of this. It’s too big to be a rabbit hole, too small to be a bear cave, and I don’t want to find out what sort of creature made it.”
“Yeah, I’m not about to pack up all our stuff, to haul it to who knows where, just to start all over again from scratch!” Robert growled.
“Then you can stay here all by yourself! The order soldiers warned us that the mamono presence was getting stronger on this border, and I’m not about to stick around to be taken by those sex-crazed fiends!”
“Pffft!” I scoffed. “You go ahead and do whatever you want. It’s probably just a generational den of forest badgers or something.” I said as I started to crawl into the hole.
“Robert! Don’t go in there! Are you crazy?”
I was just about to shout back when the bottom of the hole gave out and I tumbled into darkness.
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I fell for what seemed a short while, I didn’t even feel myself land on the ground. Slowly I became aware that I was lying on my back and looking at a forest canopy that was very different from the one I just was in. I coughed, dusted myself off and stood looking around.
“Well, look what we have here.” A calm voice drifted from above.
I glanced up and saw a beautiful half-woman-half-caterpillar looking at me. She brought a wand attached to a large gourd with a thick cord to her mouth and inhaled, making a bubbling noise.
“Now then, just whooo might youuu be?” She said, exhaling a colorful smoke with her vowels.
“Uh, my name is Robert. Who are you?” I said stepping back from the colored smoke.
“I? I am Dianna.” She said, placing the wand into a holder and crawled down the large stalk she was on. “Where did you come from? How did you get here?”
“I fell down a hole. I came from the borderlands of Trethmal.”
“Hmmmm, are you staying long?” She asked, coming right in front of me.
“I hope not.” I said looking about. “Do you know where I am?”
“You’re in the Wonderland Realm.” Dianna said. She turned back to her stalk and began to climb. “If you’re looking for a way out, I’d ask the Madhatter Jenny. But be forewarned; you must be absolute and precise in your words.” She brought her hand to her mouth and continued in a ‘shouting whisper’ “She’s quite mad you know.”
“Thanks! I’ll remember that.” I said, I started to walk away but stopped.
“That way.” Dianna said, pointing. “Just follow the Royal Path.”
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I walked along the Royal Path, taking in the unearthly beauty of Wonderland. Everything here was so much more pleasant than the world I just left. The sky was a deep violet-blue, the wind always carried a faint aromatic hint of all kinds of flowers, and every bush, tree and shrub was laden with all manner of fresh fruits and vegetables.
At last, I noticed a rather large house in a clearing of the forest with a table spread out for late afternoon tea.
“Hello?” I called out
“Salutations!” A dreamy voice responded from behind a chair.
I strode closer and rounded the chair to see a beautiful woman in a top hat and an elegant emerald green and vivid pink suit with a cup of tea in her hand.
“Uh, hi! My name is Robert, would you happen to be the Madhatter?”
The woman set down her teacup and rested her chin upon her hands, and her elbows on the table, not realizing her left elbow found its way into the butter dish. “Why yes I am! Such wonderful manners! My proper name is Jenny, however.”
“Jenny.” I nodded, “Nice to meet you.” I said, taking her hand.
“So,” Jenny said, leaning back and picking her up her teacup. “What brought you to my tea party uninvited?”
“Didn’t want to intrude, but I am trying to find a way out of Wonderland.” I paused as I watched her stick her tongue out, swirling it in her teacup like a spoon. She noticed me looking and I quickly spoke again. "Uh... you really.... like tea, don't you?"
"My dear, there's nothing, nothing I love more than a good cup of tea... or two... or three." Jenny said licking her lips in a most peculiar way. She seemed to be reminded of something and added. "Were you saying something?"
"Yes, I was trying to find the way out of Wonderland."
“Oh?” Jenny replied behind her cup, raising her eyebrows and took a sip. “But my dear, my house is within the boundaries of Wonderland, so you won’t find a way out here.”
I nodded, remembering Dianna’s advice. “Absolutely correct! But I was told that you know the way.” I hesitated and quickly added, “That you know the correct path to take that leads out of Wonderland and to Trethmal.”
Jenny set her cup down and scratched her chin. “Hmmmm, Trethmal you say….” She removed her hat, tossed it aside and scratched her head. She snapped her finger and her face brightened. “Ah yes! The way is over there!” She said, pointing.
I looked, and noticed an overgrown footpath that lead to a distant horizon that was filled with mountains. “Uh, would you happen to know how far I would have to walk?”
“Yes!” Jenny said, and took another sip of tea. She finally noticed the butter on her sleeve and brushed it off.
“Okay! Great! Would you tell me precisely how far I would have to journey?”
“Oh…. I don’t know that one.” Jenny said with a shrug. “I do recall that the path leads to the mountains, and there is the well that returns travelers to their homelands.” She stood and strode right next to me, brushing her chest and side against me as she brought her hand above her eyes. “I’ve never been to those mountains, but they do look far. I would wager a week of hard walking.”
“Blast!” I grumbled, not looking forward to such a journey. “Well, I suppose I better get started. Thank you!”
“It was my pleasure!” Jenny exclaimed, sweeping off her newly grown hat and dipped into a bow.
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Immediately my gaze was drawn to her generous cleavage that was just barely contained by her suit. I could even see the fringes of frilly pink lace of her undergarments…. and also caught a whiff of her feminine aroma.
Jenny slowly turned her chin up, as if expecting to catch me looking. Her smile faded slightly, now more alluring and mischievous.
“Oh my!” She nearly moaned. “I didn’t take you for a pervert, Robert. How rude!” She finished while pointing at my chest, as her chest pressed against me. She ran her finger along the folds of my overcoat and rested on my chin, tilting my face back to meet her eyes. “Eyes….up….here” She purred, leaning forward to breathe heavily into my ear, causing me to shiver.
“Right...” I said, almost panting. “Sorry about that…. Well, I suppose I’ll just be….”
“Would you like some tea before you go?” Jenny said, interrupting me
“Uh… well… okay.” I noticed something strange about her suit and quickly added. “Say, wasn’t your suit… well… bigger?”
Jenny looked down at her suit. I now noticed it. Her sleeves were halfway to her elbows, and her pant legs were almost at her knees. Even her feminine blazer seemed to be three sizes too small, causing her breasts to bulge and press ferociously against the fabric. The buttons and zippers were putting up a mighty struggle keeping it all together.
“Hmmm? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Jenny said with a sigh. “My suit fits perfectly!” She said, spreading her arms wide.
At last, one of the buttons couldn’t take it anymore and popped right off, and fell into a teapot with a distinct *plunk*
“Uh, I… uh...” I stammered, now seeing even more of her cleavage than before, and now her frilly pink lace bra was on full display.
Jenny looked down and back up. “Well, don’t just stand there slack jawed.” She said, clearing her throat, “Help me fix this!” She snapped her fingers to my hesitation. “Comon! Out with it!”
“Uh, right… um let’s see I… oops!” I grabbed her blazer, trying to bring the seams closer together…. But
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*Rrrriiiipppp*
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“Oh! Oh no! Good heavens! Robert? What are you doing?” Jenny exclaimed in alarm, and placed her arms over her chest.
“Sorry! Sorry!” I stammered and let go, bringing my hands down, not realizing how much closer Jenny had gotten and….
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*Rip!*
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“Now my pants?” Jenny cried out holding her hand over her frilly pink and white panties. “Help! Pervert! Rapist!” Jenny cried out, and began battering me with her hat.
I backed up, desperate to get away, but somehow, amidst Jenny battering me with her hat, it found its way on my head and over my eyes. I stumbled, and seemed to stumble right into her, and we both fell to the ground.
“Oof!”
“Sorry!” I cried out, and was about to apologize more when I felt her press her lips against mine and bury her tongue in my throat.
In a dazed alarm, I still tried to struggle away, still flustered over the notion of being less-than-honorable when Jenny tightened her arms and legs around mine and removed the hat, whispering in my ear.
“Don’t be rude, finish what you’ve started…. You’re going to take my body, and you’re going to make me yours.”
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I froze, looking into her eyes that were full of mischief and lust. She had been doing all this on purpose. With her eyes still locked into mine, Jenny reached out with her hand and brought a teacup above me, and poured it on the back of my head. I watched the ice cold tea dribble down my face and onto her chest. She stuck out her tongue and licked my neck. I noticed her bra was now soaked and the sheerness revealed her pointed nipples standing at full attention to the point they slowly peaked out of the top border of her bra.
“Not before I have some milk with my tea!” I said and lowered my face.
“Wha- OH!” Jenny cried out as I suckled as much of the tea from her tits and bra as I could.
With a flurry of motion, we found ourselves fully naked and I was thrusting myself into her with absolute abandon.
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“You might take your tea with milk… but I’ll have some cream, if....you....please!” Jenny cried out just as I climaxed into her womb.
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We both laid there, panting… the night had fully arrived and the fireflies danced about all around us.
Eventually I rolled onto my back, taking in the beauty of the starry sky, feeling Jenny slip her hand into mine, our fingers intertwining.
It wasn’t long before she rolled up and on top of me, already holding another cup of tea. She sipped and poured the rest on her chest, allowing the liquid dribble down her body and onto mine.
“Robert, I am going to have another tea party tomorrow, and you’re invited. Would you like to come?”
I nodded. “Of course I will. It would be rude to decline an invitation to tea.”
Jenny’s smile beamed as her face turned dark red. She leaned forward, grabbing my quickly stiffening flesh and guided it into her. “Robert, this is going to sound mad… but I think I love you, even more than tea.”